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Evening slides on in Canterlot and ponies are enjoying leisure time. Some of them more than others. But it's a nice, easy night coming on. Perfect for vigilantes to protect the unwitting citizenry from the neigh'rdowells that plot their misdeeds!

>>14996934
Previous thread.
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Celestia is a cunt!

There, I said it.
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think of a pony
got it?
that pony is now the main character in the last movie you watched
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I'm going to pet that pretty pony princess.
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>>15001609
>batpony in The World's End
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I'm going to do it!
I'm going to cheat on Cheerilee!
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>>15001606
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>>15001609
>applebloom
>dredd

This won't end well

>>15001588
>Vigilantees

Are the royal guard capable of functioning at all? Or are they just for show and the actual military and law enforcement agencies a seperate entity entirely?
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>>15001609
it's always lyra
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>>15001612
Denied. You will pet the queen of the night.
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>>15001609
>Lyra
>Pacific Rim
>perfect movie for epic hands meme

god dammit
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>>15001609
I don't think Blade Runner would work with Pinkie as Rick Deckard
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>>15001609

>Comet Tail
>Joyeux Noel

Pony is not for war to end all wars
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>>15001629
We need a version where a giant gloomy hoof reaches in from offscreen to boop markerpony

>>15001632
>>15001636
mewball please
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>>15001629
>baap
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http://mgbooru.net/post/view/16172?search=animated_gif
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

streaming dredd in a few minutes, come and watch it will be fun
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>>15001649
Is griffon for war?
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>>15001609
>Roseluck
>Shawshank Redemption
Totally not safe for pony.
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>>15001649
pony wars is canon
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>>15001652
who's mewball?
I guess he likes that shitty green horse
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>>15001609
>Pinkie Pie
>Crank
You know what, I can definitely see this happen.
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>>15001678
Mewball just likes to thumb in on conversations.
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>>15001631

>Are the royal guard capable of functioning at all? Or are they just for show and the actual military and law enforcement agencies a seperate entity entirely?

Light duty messenger service, with an implied secondary function of being a speed bump. Otherwise they're just eye candy - Royalty hath its vices, though mildly so.
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>>15001670

Dredd is kinda boring and lacks the charm of the comics.
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>>15001672

Only if griffon wears pickelhaube
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I want to be the Slutty Diamond Dog Centaur.
>Large human tits
>Large dog tits
>Huge dog vag
>Fluffy tail
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

dredd is starting soon, come and have fun in the stream
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hey
hey
hey

does anyone have the non-shakey version of
>>15001424
thank you
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>>15001688
>Otherwise they're just eye candy

Celestia likes her stallions pure white with blue eyes you say?
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>>15001709

You are getting crazier and crazier diamond dog anon
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>>15001709
>centaur
it's bad enough that you want to be a diamond dog
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>>15001609
>Pinkie Pie
>UHF
Yeah it fits
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But it's what my ass tattoo is tellin' me.
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>>15001692
But stahlhelms were used in the great war too

But the pickelhaube does look neat. If FiM ever needed to show a griffon military guy, I would not be surprised to see him wear one.
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Diamond dogs are ugly and smell.
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>>15001609
>Rumble in Rumble in the Bronx
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>>15001654
unf
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>>15001725
>>15001724
Okay how about a diamond dog satyr?
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>>15001596
how presumptuous anon
everyone knows how sweet and kind she is
like I could ever have a problem with cheerilee
please don't be so rude
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>>15001732
it's called a tramp stamp
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>>15001735

Me too. Something about an old griffon playing the part of a haughty prussian officer strikes me as just correct
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>>15001736
>ugly
No
>Smelly
But that's unf
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>>15001692
>>15001735

>german helmets

It's like you guys are forgetting the griffons are French.
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>>15001736
just like me ;_;
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>>15001748
just as bad
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>>15001740
ANON MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 THA-
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>>15001748
I want to raise a diamond dog satyr. Although I seriously doubt I'd bang a female diamond dog.
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>>15001748
This is stupid
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>>15001709
>make out with human anon while diamond dog anon mounts you
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

get the fuck in here
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>>15001717

Don't we all?
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>>15001762
Diamond Dogs are pretty ugly.
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>>15001759
stereotyping
racist
banned from being a pony
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>>15001748

You can be whatever you want anon

I am just surprised you moved away from pure diamond dog

>>15001763

One griffon was. Gilda clearly wasn't. I like to think the griffons lands represent old europe as a whole with a bunch of different crazy accented griffon cultures
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>>15001770
You sure?
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>>15001754
It's kind of sad how obvious it is
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>>15001763
I've seen people arguing that they are are gernanic with Gilda

If they ever expand on them, I expect a mishmash of western european stuff
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>>15001778
Who the Fuck is agathoid?
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>>15001796
a grill addicted to streaming
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>>15001796
Someone who streams something every night.

It's too much
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Does anybody have the rules document for the MLP TCG that just came out? My LCS is apparently going to be stocking them soon, thinking about grabbing some packs with friends and checking it out
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>>15001789
Gilda could easily have been young French with an Equestrian accent. Don't be so racist.
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>>15001772
>>15001768
Okay, what if I want to be turned into a pure slutty diamond dog bitch?
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>>15001793
How obvious what is?
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>>15001789

No you just want Griffons to be the stereotypically angry aggressive warrior race and therefore want to tie them thematically to historical 'bad guys'.

Minotaurs would be a more appropriate choice.
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>>15001796
Someone forgot to feed the ants and it snuck in.
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WILL WE HAVE A FILLY FLASHBACK EPISODE THIS SEASON?
I HOPE SO!
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>>15001816
The one minotaur we've seen was just an agressive buisnessman
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>>15001683
>horses fucking in the middle of chinatown
>sequel where she just fucks the racehorses and whoever the director shoehorns as her love interest
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>>15001740
I wonder why.
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reminder that rainbow dash is a terrible dike
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>>15001829
I hope so
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>>15001809
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B0E9mwGXsOfPeTBvSW14OEN5RjdXb0hTUF8wNFFDOUdXS3Fz/view?pli=1&sle=true

Here you go. If you want to break the game get the cards that let you look at the top of your opponent's deck and let you chose if you want to place it at the bottom
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>>15001805
I doubt that gender claim
>>15001819
But that's reu
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>>15001846
bullshit it is
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>>15001846
why? i'm a grill, i cook meat
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would you rather hug and cuddle a cmc or a filly mane 6?
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>>15001837
WHAT'S THE IMPLICATION!?
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>>15001845
So Scry is broken in MLPG:TCG? Duly noted, thanks a bunch.
Have some card-slinging ponies for your trouble
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>>15001837
If they get to far apart the bomb attached to their legs detonates.
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

final advertisement, come watch dredd with us
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>>15001816
But Iron Will was a pretty nice guy. Why minotaurs?
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>>15001864
Can I do Rarity and Sweetie at the same time or is that not allowed?
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>>15001873
Yeah it has a faceoff mechanic, and you can stack the Scry effect 3 times. They gotta ban that shit into the ground
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I love this face
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>>15001894
I love this face
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>>15001815
That if GG DOES have a girlfriend, she's busting his balls to the extreme
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>>15001609
Octavia in The Conjuring.

Oh shit...

I'd be her husband, and we'd have 4 satyr kids.
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>>15001889
No.
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>>15001912
I love this face
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>>15001855
Because 'she' said so rite?
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Feeling Pinkie's Peen
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>>15001908
I'd love to see a reverse one where Britt McKilip is really confused
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>>15001926
Filly Rarity then.
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>>15001934
how sophisticated
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>>15001889
It's allowed as long as they consent~
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>>15001609
>AJ
>Catching Fire
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>>15001942
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>>15001890
I really need to play this game sometime
Reading the rules it doesn't sound like it would be unstoppable. The flipping cards thing is only part of a faceoff, and there are cards that can let you flip additional cards or buff the other cards in the faceoff. If you didn't have any of those I could see it putting you irreparably behind, but in that case it would be akin to trying to play MTG without removal.

But I haven't actually played it, so I can't actually legitimately argue about anything

I feel left out
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>>15001880
I'm not tuning in for the stream because I didn't enjoy Dredd that much, but are you ever going to stream Cromartie high?
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>>15001916

Oh. I thought you meant the hidden message.
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>>15001947
pony needs to be careful not to drop that mug!
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>>15001609
What did I do? What did I say? Oh oh oh oh!
You have to let them know Haymitch! I have to let Snow know that's not what I wanted!

Get me my Bow, Peeta! Its time to make these games SENSATIONAL!

Its a clock baby! Its a clock!
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>>15001964
helip?

I don't get it
that'd be pretty awesome if this is some kind of arg
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>>15001609
>the Legend of the Galactic Heroes movie thing
Twilight fits in pretty well I think
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>>15001961
I hope bat ponies show up in season 4 sometime.
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what do I edit in 4chanx's code to make the errors go away? I really don't want to update as I hate that header shit
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>>15001951
What if they don't?
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>>15001984
who would rarity be in that? her fabulous hair would win her battles alone.
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>>15001946
I know how hard it must have been for you. I'd want to cuddle both of them, too.
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>>15002002
what header shit?
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>>15002002
you can just hide the header bar and turn on the old top and bottom links, I don't see what the annoyance is
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pony just asked if that's really as big as it gets while trying to hold back laughter
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>>15002008
Then I may shrug. It'd be a cool thing to see, but not soul crushing if it doesn't happen.
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>>15002009
Rarity would be the redhead friend who's name I can't remember to Twilight's Reinhard
Reinhard has better hair, but Twilight has the nobility and incredibly gifted student thing, and redhead is still immaculately coiffed
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>>15001971
What if Discord was Finnick

Yes I know he'd most likely be Heavensbee
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>>15001960
The problem with the Scry effect is that you can do it every turn after you activate the character, so once you have 3 guys out that can Scry, you Scry 3 times every turn.
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>>15002046
stallion tells pony to stop laughing, it's what he was born with
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Name your Human waifu and your Pony waifu.
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>>15002061
>we will never have a drawfag on this.

damn
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>>15002096
Rebecca Black and Rarity.
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>>15002096
I only have one waifu and she is a pony.
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>>15002068
The real problem isn't the effect itself
It's that there are almost no cards to dismiss an opponent's friends yet, no "spot removal"

If Dance Fever is still the same as he was in the beta stage though, I'm guessing Laughter is the element that does it.
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>>15002096
I only have a Demon

Does SMT Hecate count?
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>>15002104
I just want some art of sleepyhead being violently woken up by her when leek pony breaks in to announce a leak. Bonus points if Marker and Gloomy excitedly jump around too and just make it worse for Sleepy.

Still holding out for this.
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>>15002028
this and it really clashes with my theme
>>15002039
it still pops up when you mouse over it though
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>>15002096
I don't have a human waifu.
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>>15002096
Lyra best pony consuelo del rocío
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>>15002130
how do you live with yourself
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derpy es una pony muy fea
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>>15002096
Fluttershy.
What human waifu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXau3zAe7E
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>>15001609
>AJ
>in Treasure Planet
I... don't see this ending well.
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>>15002096
Harley Quinn and Octavia
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>>15002155
How? Didn't you watch Treasure Planet?
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I think this was my favorite visual gag
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>>15002096
no human
only pone flutters
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>>15002148
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>tfw good taste in waifu
main six faggots are taken tier
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>>15001789
>I like to think the griffons lands represent old europe as a whole with a bunch of different crazy accented griffon cultures
i could see it
and the greek griphons are broke deadbeats who the rest of the griphons hate
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>>15002185
QUE TE JODAN
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>>15002068
There are ways to remove character.
If you reveal a villain all troublemakers at a problem are dismissed and friends are frightened

And there's a keyword that lets you reflip any card with power one and stacks similarly to the scry, and a keyword that buffs itself if there's critters there

I'm going entirely on theory here of course.
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>>15002163
Yes, but AJ is not Jim Hawkins. She's a very down-to-earth pony, and wouldn't have survived the mutiny.
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>>15002197
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>>15002096
Only wife is this one.
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>>15002151
>that song
perfect
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>>15002174
that part was pretty cute
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wwould you?
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>>15002187

>waifuing a character that appears in one episode
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>>15002174
I liked it too. But I really think they need to tone down how silly Pinkie's being this season, she's getting kind of annoying. But that's just my onion.
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>>15002213
rip in peace ghost ;_;
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>>15002238
>she's getting kind of annoying
She's been like this since S3, or S2 for some people.
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>>15002212
basically yeah
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>>15002257
S1 was top tier Pinkie. They gave her seeming randomness a purpose like in Swarm of the Century instead of just the lazy writing now which makes her random for no reason other than a terrible pun or joke.
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>>15002254
she's in hell right now.
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>>15002283
the fuck
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>>15002281
pony hell?
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>>15002283
whywhywhywhywhywhy
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>>15002257
I liked her both in S2 and 3. I can't really explain it, but most of what she's done in S4 hasn't really been that funny to me save for a few gags.
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>>15002304
>you will never go to pony hell
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>>15002283
strangely aroused
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>>15002130
I'm too lazy to test it, but there's a function called toggleBarVisibility that you might be able to make do nothing
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>>15002229
Probably not
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>>15002283
I liked that Rouge the Bat/Omega thing D-boy did, but I just do not like ballbusting at all so I don't like a lot of his other stuff
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>>15002283
This is sick and wrong
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>>15002331
But Pinkie, we're in pony hell right now!
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>>15002348
I remember someone saying any ballbusting is usually fake. They're ball-less. Fake.
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>>15002331

Pony hell is G 3.5

you do not want to go there

ever
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>>15002348
>I just do not like ballbusting

phew
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>>15002390
Is my favorite pony still there?
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I LOVE EVERYTHING
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IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE ALL THE HIP NAME FAGS HANGOUT?
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>>15002456

Yes.. but in G3.5 form. It is a mockery of pony life anon. She would rather be dead.
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What if pony beat em up?
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>>15002478
The fuck is wrong with you
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>>15002482
unf unf transformation unf
unf unf fat unf
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>>15002478
why does that guy have no balls
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>>15002456
Is it rainbow dash
Because I heard she always dresses in style
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>>15002501
I have every fetish and kink
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>>15002527
Well have them somewhere else.
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These ponies act like they are related
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I like pony butts.
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>>15002426
Stuff like that always makes me uncomfortableVERY Light BDSM is as far as I can go when it comes to "harming" your partner

Hey look, a pony.
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>>15002525
>you'll never get Dash all hot and bothered
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>>15002551
LEWD
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>>15002358

power ponies pic and sypnopis:

>When Spike and the ponies are transported into the city of Maretropolis in his favorite comic book, Spike is disappointed when he becomes a boring sidekick instead of one of his favorite heroes. But when the ponies come up against pony super villain, The Mane-iac, Spike becomes the last line of defense to help save the day
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>>15002527
Oh yeah? How about monogamous consensual sex in the missionary position?
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>>15002478
precum isn't produced by your balls
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>>15002567
getting hype
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>>15002283
i feellike this is a feminism thing
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>>15002569
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>>15002569
I'm not going to do the whole ironic "THAT'S GROSS" thing, I like that too.
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>>15002573
Really? That's kind of odd.
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>>15002540
They basically are
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>>15002567
>It's a sleep over

Luna is "Mane-iac" Calling it now, she's granting his wish or some bullshit. Spike falls asleep but thinks they got "magically teleported"
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>>15002551
You and me both...
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>>15002569
best
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>>15002590
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>>15002540
They're the only two that have known each other since they were fillies, right?
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>>15002540
>>15002608

guys no please

i don't need more incest unfs
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>>15002618
I think it's more going to be "Twilight casts a spell, Spike has to clean shit up"
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>>15002590
such stronk independent womyn
so free
so unoppressed
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>>15002567
>that comic
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pony is worst pony
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>>15002540
It's clear that Dash loves Fluttershy. Though she might not be in love with her

Flying means so much to Dash and Fluttershy seems to be the only one of her friends to share that with her
Maybe that'll change with Princess Mary Sue
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>>15002623
>that size difference
...u-unf...
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>>15002567
The paneling for that comic is pretty nice.

I think my only complaint for this episode will be how much I hate everyone's costumes.
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>>15002652
Wouldn't it be funny if the one who voiced the Mane-iac was Mark Hamil? Because that's a Joker origin right there.
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>>15002567
>its not a dream
>they are literally transported into some nerd fanfiction book
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>>15002640
Twlight x Shining~
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>>15002658
I'd prefer size difference in this direction.
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>>15002655
But Dash is loyal
Fluttershy has been her buddy for so long, she won't abandon her for Twily
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>>15002560
The same mostly, but I can go further if my partner wants it
I AM a fan of orgasm denial though, but only with permission
Oh, look, theres another pony

>>15002605
it's produced by the cowper's gland and stored in the prostate, which is why stimulating the prostate makes precum drip a like that
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>>15002646
Eh I dunno, we haven't done the "it was a dream episode" I'd be pretty shocked if they didn't pull a dream episode
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>>15002690

Hear hear

I enjoy that pone size
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>>15002681
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its fucking FREEZING out

i actually forgot these two were MLP characters for a little
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>>15002618
I love that pic.

Is there a pony you want drawn?
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>>15002680
>It is a dream
>Spike is a massive beta even in his dreams

>>15002696
You'd think so
But you know how the writers deal with Dash's character
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>>15002700
So THAT'S why. Fuck, I don't know why I never connected the dots; precum is awesome.
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>>15002713
Not today
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>>15002716
don't say such things
everything's going to be just fine
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>>15002713
dere dere octavia of course
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>"Bleeeh."
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>>15002707

Why is Snips they wearing shorts in the cold

Snails I can understand, since he's Canadian, but Snips?
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>>15002736
NO DASH
YOUR WAIFU IS GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU BY THE GODS OF SHITTY CHARACTERIZATION
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>>15002739
...what he said.
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>>15002707
hi mang

it's been a while since I've seen your name floatign aroudn in MLPG
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>>15002341
dammit I'm asking /g/
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>>15002730
Ok;_;
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>>15002707

Ugly as shit.
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>>15002740
>"Bark"
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>>15002750
>Impossible!
>I can't get any worse
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>>15002707
You mean those are aren't SBs OC?
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>>15002707
>shorts in the snow
>but they need sweaters

I like it, though.
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New horse game shenanigans.
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>>15002769
>that knife

What a...deadly trap.
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>>15002780
>Time to Come Together
unf.
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>>15002749
CAUSE HES FUCKING FAT

>>15002761
i honestly don't post that much anywhere recently, just an art rut, probably
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>15002787
>no carlos
for shame, anon
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>>15002767

Anyone else kind of liked seeing dash hitting herself?
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>>15002750
This has happened to everyone except Rarity
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Would you go shopping with your pony gf?
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>>15002795
>CAUSE HES FUCKING FAT
being fat doesnt mean you cant feel cold
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>>15002760
we are in dire need of more dere dere octavia
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>>15002780
Post them in their HWE outfits
I need cute ponies and I need them now
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I am your pony waifu.
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>>15002808

Of course
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>>15002808
I'd go shopping with him in a heartbeat~
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>>15002798
I'm sorry

I guess I'm just...completely retarded.
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>>15002769
i used to follow that guy but had to stop when he would only complain about stupid crap instead of posting pics
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>>15002819
>>15002760
We need more ice queen Octavia (what's the name of it again?)
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>>15002837
Kuudere?
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>>15002808
BUT OF COURSE

I'd even buy her lunch.
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>>15002825
no
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Femsnips x Amethyst
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I am your drawfag waifu.
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>>15002818
It's the blubber sort of fat

he'll be fine

probably
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>>15002834
LINK
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>>15002797
fuck you she's got an ass of gold
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>>15002775
you'd be surprised how many people do that, though

back when i was in highschool, it'd be fucking 30 degrees and people would show up in short shorts and sandals but then would wear huge sweaters or jackets. not that i can particularly blame them because once you stepped foot in the building it was like a fucking sauna
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>>15002808
Probably. Though with Pinkie, it'd most likely be super exhausting.
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>>15002840
That's the one.
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>>15002808
Of course. What are we shopping for?
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>>15002851
gays are truly the worst posters
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>>15002840
What he said.
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>>15002851
http://weegboi.tumblr.com/post/28433426450/by-popular-demand-i-took-more-ninja-pics-this
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>>15002808
>shopping with Rarity

My arms might snap off from carrying the bags, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
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>>15002876
I think homophobes and straightedges take that
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>>15002840
Gesundheit.
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>>15002825
My pony waifu is purple though.
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>>15002775
>>15002864

The most important parts of the body to keep heated are the upper body/feet.

People like wearing shorts for the flexibility and often work in them even in the cold.
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>>15002904
What a coincidence, so is mine! I really like her wings and horn.
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>>15002904
There's purple in her mane
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>>15002920
Shorts are very comfy when working out.
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Pony just ran out of things to say
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>>15002888

>not having a trolley

dumb cunt.
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>>15002904
Mine is lavender!
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Pony just remembered, there was a roast in the oven!
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>>15002921
>>15002904
Purple is fine. But I prefer orange
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Pony would like to live alone
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>>15002946
Cute ship
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>>15002921
That is a coincidence, I like her wings and horn too!
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>>15002799
maybe
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Pony wants to live with you
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>>15002739
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>>15002963
Orange is a pretty nice color too.
Not as good as purple, but up there.
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Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
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Why is Dash so fat
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>>15002944
>not basking in the silence and just enjoying the comfort of just being together
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>>15002988
Well that's cute.
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>>15002985
No.
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>>15002988
damn that's cute
too bad it's on line paper
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>>15002988
IS THAT A CAT?
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>>15002780
I wish the game even ran anymore
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>>15002994
She's not fat
she's bulking
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Pony says you'll find that the less breeding a man does, the less of a man he is
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Pony said your mother would be cute, if she wasn't on line paper
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>>15002951
>not carrying the bags like a man

also
>trolley
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>>15002979
Not really.

Now this is a cute ship.
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>>15003025
I'm still not quite sure what exactly that face is supposed to convey.
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>>15003033
I can't breed with pony though.
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>>15003036
Pony can eat shit.
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>>15003033
God dammit pony, I'm just not ready to have kids yet!
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>>15003033
Pony's a sexist asshole.
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>>15003042
2brony4me
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>>15003049
animators here, the writers have killed themselves, and were replaced by robots. We're doing the best we can
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>>15003042

>all those lines

AHHHHHH
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>>15003042
Either Derpy looks too manly in this, or Hooves is too feminine
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>>15003042
I tend to like it.

Tho at times the tumblr I follow...
>>15003077
Basically this.
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>>15002984
Unf. Harder.
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>couldn't find the marker. Try the 413chan archive locator
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>>15003101
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO, BOOP ME?
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Pony just threw you under the bus
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>>15003106
boop
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>>15003101
/go still works, but the archive locator is kaput
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>>15003096
You should be the one doing the hitting.

Turn that ass red.
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>>15003029
but the one on the left is skinny fat
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>>15003113
like, literally?
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>>15003020
That's true, maybe next time I'll remember to bring my tablet.

>>15003021
IS IT!?
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>>15002799
Yeah, that scene was kinda funny.
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Pony said your mother looks like George Lopez
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>>15003101
Didn't the sub's archive locator break a few months back? Something about moot changing something that it just can't look for?
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>>15002984
>"I'll tell the cops you abused me!"

get it cus she's a lesbian
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>>15003077
>>15003091
All Derpy ships are brony ships.

Doesn't mean it's not cute.
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>>15003125
But she's comparatively beautiful. Comparatively.
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>>15003149
species traitor
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>>15003121
If I slap that ass enough times it should turn purple
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>>15003128
HOLY SHIT A SMALLER CAT
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>>15003096
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>>15003149
>mwah mwah mwah
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>>15003149

Damn it Cadence you are a married pony do not tempt me.
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>>15003121
>you will never WPSHH dash's cheeks until they're rosy red
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>>15003029
>TRIGGER!

THAT ASSHOLE JUST TRIGGERED MY TRIGGER!
FREAKING OUT ABOUT STUPID SHIT AND TAKING IT WAAAY TO PERSONALLY.

Fucking mental cases need to check their privilege because normal people like me get offended when they act like that.
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Pony says that if you keep picking at it, you'll ruin it
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Good night MLPG
I hope you have nice dreams about your waifus
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>>15003188
I'm gay
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WHEN YOUR RICE IS MADE WITH PLAYSTATIONS

THERES A SIMPLE EXPLANATION
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>>15003186
that's a trigger for me too
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>>15003164
hhhnggg
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>>15003164
What about friendship?
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>>15003182
>rosy red.

But Anon, when Dash hit herself hard all she did was turn blue there...

So, if you slap her ass enough it will just be dark blue and not red.
Your logic is flawed.
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>>15003217
>all she did was turn blue there
No on the last smack of her face she turned red
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>>15003192
>you will never have a good time with your waifu
why do you do this to me anon
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>>15003192
>you'll never snuggle up with two sleepy princesses
;_;
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>>15003210
Friends sips gay


Like me
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>>15003206
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Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends outside the boundaries of wall Sina, the more alive he is
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how do you get rid of the stubs when you filter something?
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I want to vomit and die
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Pony needs to shut the fuck up
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>>15003229
>>15003230
Apply yourselves.
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>>15003101
>>15003143

Broke a couple weeks ago and I am not sure how to fix it. Shot an email off to Cazum but he hasn't gotten back to me. Tried plating around with it but I really know nothing of php.
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>>15003241
filter the stubs?
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>>15003241
there's an option for hiding stubs
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>>15003241
Kill yourself
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>>15003173
THEY KEEP APPEARING

HALP ANON
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>>15003241
/Comment,name etc/ stub:no;
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>>15003240
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>>15003268
EMBRACE IT
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>>15003255
Apply myself? What good will that do?

She doesn't exist.
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>ded horse
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>>15003205
It's hard being a normal person in this world, all these special fucks needing all that special treatment. What do we get? Nothing because we don't even need it.
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Pony strictly forbade talking about other shows in the general. She even went so far as to forbid forbidding the other shows
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>>15003268
GET A DOG
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>>15003241
>filtering

I've never been bothered by something on 4chan enough to do this. Is something wrong with me?
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>>15003230
>>15003229
I told you to have nice dreams, not be depressed.
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Some info about the update.
If you invite friends to play the game with you, your score multiplier gets a bonus. Right now, when I try inviting people who haven't updated, the game crashes.
"Cafeteria Song" is the song from the movie when the main six dance with Twilight in the cafeteria. Half the song (the parts where the main five sing) is cut out.
"Time to Come Together" is a very fucking long instrumental. I don't know if it's in the movie or not, but the note progression is far more intense than the actual song.
Both of these new songs are worth a FUCKTON of points. Cafeteria Song has a 24 hour cooldown period, while Time to Come Together has 12 hours and, surprisingly, can get you at least 1000 points more. I can't tell, but I think they've reduced the amount of point necessary to win the weekly prize.
Yes, there's still lag.
Also they fixed the glitch where hitting the green note pairs is impossible. Now you can actually hit them. Wow.
Also, the three new ponies can only be won from dancing, like Flash Sentry.
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>>15003289
exactly, and then they have to be dicks about it
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>>15003286
Last one to say I love Twilight Sparkle is automatically married to Twilight Sparkle for all of eternity.

I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>15003300
I only save it for spam and ":^)"

I have never seen one instance where ":^)" was not used in shitposting
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>>15003241
wanna see my filter list?
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>>15003305
why anon
why
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>>15003305
It's hard not to get depressed when it comes to Celestia...
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>>15003325
That's nice.

I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>15003235
>Derpy swallows

2unf4me

I bet she even shows you your load in her mouth before swallowing it
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is there a way to stop a filtered reply from showing up?
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Pony just accosted the man with the sliced wig
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Pony says your taste in anime is entry level
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>>15003328
>I only save it for spam and ":^)"

...If you post it, do you filter your own post?
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>>15003338
>not snowballing it with you
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>>15003300
It's not about being bothered about something so much that I lose it every time I see it so much that I have a much better time if I just filter a few things that could absolutely never not be shitposting. Like some trips from /b/ people or a few keywords. I could live without it, it's just better this way.
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>>15003351
in this case, no.
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>>15003289
Equality for the sake of equality anon
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>>15003325
Anon please
Now that she's a Princess she's allowed to have as many husbands as she wants
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>>15003315
>still playing that piece of shit

Do you hate yourself or something?

Don't answer that.
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>>15003328
Seen plenty of both, still never filtered. I'm probably broken.

I miss that one spammer who would actually talk to us while he "tested" his spamming program.
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>>15003284
She exists just as much as you exist.
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>>15003337
Me too Anon, it's like me and twilight have a sort of connection. I think it's safe to say that I love Twilight Sparkle.

>>15003365
I AM THE ONLY ONE.
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>>15003315
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>>15003336
But everything turned out just fine
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Pony says your taste in robots is sentry level
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>>15003359
>that whole first sentence
I really need a shoulder pony to proofread everything I type, goddamn
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>>15003377
It's really great how I love Twilight Sparkle, don't you think?
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PONY SURE TALKS A LOT
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>>15003373
Don't get all pseudo-existenential bullshit with me.
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>>15003365
So polygamy is reserved for royalty?
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>>15003396
Stick something in her mouth to shut her up then
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>>15003362
If it did that would be kinda comical.
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>>15003387
i'd choose Rarity or Twilight, but they'd all be great
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>>15003406
No_
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>>15003366
>asking rhetorical questions on the Internet
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>>15003406
No, but before she ascended she didn't have the self-confidence to accept that many marriage proposals
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>>15003235
Is this supposed to be a .gif or something? Because I really want to see this percentage grow.
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>>15003406
It's not exactly polygamy. It's more like a harem of ponies of all genders and ages.
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>>15003406
Female -> male polygamy
Males are important scarce resources, only royalty can have a harem of stallions

You can marry as many mares as you want though
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>>15003363
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Pony says mewball is a filthy casual gay with no swag.
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>>15003281
TELL BEST PONY

I...

octavia her...
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>>15003424
That and she probably has all marrige proposals filtered out of her mail because of nobility trying to make power plays
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>>15003428
What if I only want one?

And maybe her sister
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>>15003428
calling them
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Pony actually has no opinion of Mewball, as he is under her radar
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>>15003366

Hey man there are background pones in that game, its at least worth keeping as a pone aquarium

I don't touch the EQG content though, I just collect the pones
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>>15003431
Those poor two people in the background.
You can see how they are completely dead on the inside.
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>>15003300
i am usually working on something else or playing a game and only have a few free seconds to quickly scroll through mlpg.

i would rather not have to waste time wading through the same old shit and images that are always reposted
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Pony asked about that bald spot
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>>15003427
>It's more like a harem of ponies
these are humans she's marrying
I doubt she could convince all of them to convert to ponydom
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>>15003450
Perfect

he will make the ultimate sleeper agent assassin when the princesses become a problem
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>>15003395
Look I understand that this character is loved by many, hey she's a children's cartoon character many love her. So lets just grow up and except that she will never be with you, because you don't understand real love.

I love Twilight Sparkle as her magic is a lot more beautiful than all the magic in our universe could possibly be.
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lately i've been losing sleep
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>>15003471
Pony recommended the air ducts. They are too small to accommodate a pony, but a man of his size should fit no problem
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>>15003461
you should filter mewball and his trip. thread improves 90%
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>>15003473
>except
ACCEPT.
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>>15003473
It's pretty obvious to anyone reading that you don't love Twilight Sparkle. But I love Twilight Sparkle all the more for your shortcoming.
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Polygamy a relationship type I'm not fond of
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>>15003491
>taking the noisest route possible

He'll just slip right under them and plant the bomb under their thrones

Worst case scenario, he'll knock them out with his thumb
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Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends in cryosleep, the more awake his brain is (excluding the animal/primitive side, which is always awake)
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While snooping around Rainbow's Cloud House, you found a secret compartment in the back of her broom closet that led you to a room chock full of makeup, mane curlers, some new boy band records, a pile of stuffed animals, and some romance comedy film reels.

Do you confront her? Or do you start using her makeup with one of her songs kicked on loud and wait for her to fly back to watch "Timeless Love" with you?
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>>15003492
Huh. Not him,I was wondering why people were talking about hi all of a sudden (turns out I had his trip already filtered)
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>>15003494
your just jealous.

I love twilight sparkle, I'm marrying her right now and the only one who can stop me is that dastardly Anon who hates my love and passion for twilight.
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Twilight is OP
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>Twifag
>surrounded by all these "Twilight is my wife" faggots
eugh...
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Twilight Sparkle says she will only marry the man who loves her friends.
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>>15003428
mmm having a harem of stallions sounds pretty hot. Twilight has the pick of ponyville~
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>>15003514
That's too bad, it's pretty great
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>>15003535
he's makes himself an easy target for humor
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>legitimately discussing princessicide
I'm reporting you all to the pony NSA
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Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends shitposting on the general, the happier he is
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>>15003544
>that mound
I would be okay if I had my mail delivered to me like this every morning
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>>15003540
I love Twilight Sparkle, and it gets pretty repetitive, I agree.
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>>15003540
Flutterfag stronk.
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>>15003525
Neither.
I would use this information to woo her. I'd ask her what kind of music she likes and say that I have a soft spot for [insert boy band] and romance flicks and pretend like it's a secret of mine.
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Featureless mounds
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>>15003565
PONY IS A JERK
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Love is in Bloom is an underrated song.
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>>15003564
Good luck
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>>15003516
Pony says she doesn't care. As long as they don't forget to charge him for shitposting, when the law finally catches up to him
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>>15003575
>he can't see the features
How cruel it must be to be you.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/130691/fresh-teen-armpits

unf unf sweaty armpits unf
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>>15003587
IT MADE ME CRY ;_;
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>>15003587
No, no. It's a pretty bad song, so it gets all the credit it deserves.

I want more Pinkie's Singing Telegram level songs on this show. Where are the songs at, McCarthy? Where's my ponies being cute/good friends?
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>>15003544
I'd prefer if she fell through my roof by the other end
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Pony just elaborated on her plans for global domination
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>>15003589
If he is to be a sleeper agent, he'll have either a cyanide pill or a dimplomatic means of escape
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>>15003594
No.
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>>15003594
>human

Notified the authorities.
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>>15003587
Agreed.

Generic as fuck, but also pretty nice. I liked the extended version of it.
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why does the archive link to /co/?
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They asked about you, and Pony just called you "some psycho that has an eye for me"
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>>15003599
Apples to the core seems to promise more of that, which is nice.

Ingram is in charge of songs, blame him.
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>>15003617
It's cheap, but it's still a little cute
4/10
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>>15003599
S1 had the best songs, but S2 had Smile x3.
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>>15003617
Hanging out with drunk Twilight would be the best. I'd convince her to do some drunken spellcasting. Also, would be cool to get a ponekiss while she's tipsy.
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>>15003617
What if pony was a little more forward.
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>>15003634
applehips
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>>15003589
>>15003634
I want to Fuck that butt
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>>15003653
lewd
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>>15003650
Best drunk Twilight was in Twi and Me.
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>>15003653
Pony could be, but not Twilight. Not canonically.
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>>15003650
>drunken spellcasting
>this happens
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>>15003556
I'd rather have a one on one relationship.
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>>15003653
>please
she should be more demanding
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

boop we're watching serenity
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>>15003672
>Don't call me 'kiddo!'
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>>15003674
it's called being monogamous
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>>15003650
>You and Twily are intoxicated
>Put a shot glass on the table and see if she can teleport the drink into your mouth without moving the glass
>Big goofy grin as she gets really close to the shot and concentrates really hard to get the liquid in a magic bubble
>Moves it up towards your face
>Pulls it away to her mouth and gulps it
>She falls over laughing
>Shakes her hooves around in front of her face because she thinks it's really funny looking
>Starts playing with your cheeks and 'making you say stuff'
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>>15003603
Pony is hoping for the cyanide pill, but not really
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>>15003702
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It could happen!
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>>15003680
didn't you stream that a couple days ago?
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>>15003672
>become the BBT inside Twilight's head
No one deserves that, not even [Worst Horse]
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>>15003715
I don't think ever stopped streaming
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>>15003676
She's not rude, anon.
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>>15003715
tried to, there was too much lag to watch properly

>>15003712
nonnie come watch serenity with us

http://derpy.me/agathoid
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>>15003714
ONLY on the HUB
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Pony thinks you're handsome
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>>15003723
Shut up shitposter
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>>15003714
you mean it?
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>>15003672
>Going full Zawa on pony
I'd love that
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>>15003118
>have hoverzoom on
>marker pony pops up on the bottom of my screen

AAAAAA
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>>15003736
NETWORK
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>>15003738
What a poor liar
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>>15003738
Th-thanks, pony
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>>15003735
Sorry Aggy, I'm not into it tonight, I'm just playing some vidya.
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>>15003738
Pony hasn't seen me yet!
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>>15003742
it's like one of those good cop,bad cop interrogation scenarios
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>>15003769
okay see you later then
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>>15003769
why you no play tf2?
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Why is she so perfect?
And she did nothing wrong.
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>Twilight drunk
>"No anon it's not safe to walk home this drunk, I can teleport us!"
>Get teleported however you find out you are in twilights body and she is in yours

What do?
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>>15003787
>playing gay porn with hats on
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>>15003787
It's lost it's magic.
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>>15003772
Would pony make a good bad cop?
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>>15003791
>...AND THEN THEY FUCKED
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>>15003798
magiiiiiiccccc
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>>15003794
bbooomb
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>>15003791
Since she's now in my sober body, She'll probably have a plan
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>>15003791
suck my/her dick
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>>15003791
Start moaning in her sweet voice and masturbation. Or fly over to certain Pegasus' house~
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>>15003791
have sex with twilight in my body.
If she doesn't want to, masturbate constantly.
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>>15003798
>mfw i keep thinking "maybe the next holiday event"
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>>15003731
it's not rude
she's a princess, she needs to practice giving orders
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>you will never finish your holiday cheer
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>>15003790
She is very adorable
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>>15003818
ew
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>>15003790
Trixie would make a better princess than Twilight.
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>season 1 was ten thousand years ago
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>>15003791
>she collapses to the ground and starts masturbating furiously
>"SWEET CELESTIA! Are you this horny ALL THE TIME?!"
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Pony wants some hamburgers
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>>15003798
>it's
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Your favorite pony now has a tapeworm

Scenario: It's you and your favorite pony, you are in a middle of a fuck. You are about to cum in pony until suddenly wormy like thing pops out of it butt. But t hen pony just pulls it back in with her sphincter muscles and says ,"ignore it anon!"

What do?
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>>15003818
>Get into a big fight about who can do what with eachothers bodys
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>>15003852
ignore it
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>>15003791
Well if we swapped bodies, and hers is intoxicated, then I am suddenly shitfaced and an alicorn.

Fly drunkenly in circles while babbling incoherently.
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>>15003836
>sultry looks on ponies
Muh dick
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>>15003852
pony is going to the doctor to get that thing removed
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>>15003763
Pinkie Pie says you're really, really good looking.
And slaps a pair of Groucho glasses on your face and a matching one on her own!
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>>15003852
Pick a different scenario
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>>15003845
Oh yeah, they probably wouldn't be used to always being ready to go would they.
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>>15003849
pony, whats' you're problem? how is pony even able to here when I don't use an apostrophe?
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>>15003852
what the fuck!? take this bitch to the doctor, goddamn. That's some nasty shit. Maybe i'd finish the sex though, i'm not sure
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>>15003869
>drawing the teeth clenched AND biting the lip
one or the other
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>>15003852
Oh god that /co/ thread. No no no no.
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>>15003888
i'm pretty sure she's only biting her lip
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>>15003849
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>>15003790
>>15003836
Trixie did do wrong when she came back.
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>>15003867
Didn't you wrote something like this?
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>>15003849
So, what's the proper structure for that sentence then?
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>>15003905
look at the lines at the side of her teeth
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>>15003907
She was possessed by the amulet.
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>>15003909
Yes. Hence my answer, else I feel like I'm beating a dead horse.

>>15003882
Dare I ask what the glasses are for?
Not that I need a reason for Pinkie being Pinkie, but...
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>>15003866
Really????

http://i.imgur.com/8OzL3.gif
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Ponies in sleepwear
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>>15003909
That he did.
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>>15003915
It's lost its magic
jesus nony
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Pony wants you to take care of her.
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>>15003888
Sheesh
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>>15003932
oh dear lord
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>>15003884
>Sudden drop in testosterone/blood pressure after cumming
>Anon do you always get so tired with this little effort? Geez you must be a superman if you can make it through one whole day
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playing no-games with derpy
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>>15003935
Oh my, she got origins like the joker!
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>>15003935
dat Joker backstory knockoff
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>>15003918
ah, i didn't see that

weird
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>>15003906
I love that tumblr.
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>>15003915
"its", it's the exception to the rule of showing possession and does not use an apostrophe except for when it is a contraction for "it is"
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>>15003971
So, playing a playstation or watching a movie?

Joking aside, I'd still do it.
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>>15003915
The sentence
>It's lost it's magic.
is incorrect because of a misuse of the contraction "it's". "It's" is a contraction of "It" + "is" or "it" + "has", so the first instance is actually correct. However, it was this that made the subsequent error all the more egregious. "It's magic", using the previously mentioned protocol for use of "it's", would mean either "it has magic" or "it is magic."

Given the context of the sentence, this would mean the true meaning of what you posted was
>It has lost it is magic
or
>It has lost it has magic
both of which, are, of course, erroneous. The possessive form of "it" is "its", in keeping with the possessive pronouns his, her, their, etc., none of which have apostrophes.
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>>15004004
Thank's Twilight
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>>15004004
NERD
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>>15004004
>>15004018
Twilight and Cheerilee, how is a baby made?
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>>15004040
the stork
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>>15004040
Maybe we should do some...testing.
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>>15004040
Standard mammalian reproduction. Shouldn't you know this one already?
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>>15004004
Man I bet dirty talk from Twilight would be funny as hell.
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>>15004036
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>>15004040
This pony does not have time to learn about the birds and the bees!
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>>15003947
That was a fun one. One of the weirdest in terms of wrapping my mind around how to phrase anything and still make sense.

I really gotta get back into writing little snippets like that, they're easier to just sit down and do than these other ones I fuss over so much.

The Derpy H-games thing could be neat to work with too.
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>tfw stupid but I like Twilight
Bookprincess would never like me.
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>>15004051
Mrs. Cheerilee, why do I get strange urges when you're writing on the chalkboard?
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>>15003935
Hmmn, that comic seems awfully detailed. I'll bet that they zoom in on it in that scene.
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>>15004080
She'd love teaching you.
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>>15004080
Maybe she would like how you ask her questions about things you don't know every day since she likes explaining things.
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>>15004080
That pone sure does love books
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>>15004081
It's the sight of her big purple rump waving to and fro.
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Well.
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>>15004106
>cheerilee
>purple
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>>15004106
>not big maroon butt
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>>15004115
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>>15004115
Does she want me to make a balloon animal?
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>>15004115
oh geez
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>>15004077
it's cute and sexy, which is how I like my lewd Derpy stuff.
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>>15004115
Thats the wrong type of "glove" Dash.

WPSHH
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>>15004120
Magenta?
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>>15004140

Yes.

With your own balloon.
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>>15004115
Hah, she thinks I'd use a rubber
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>>15004156
Yeah, I like it too. Something that's more on the feely side than straight up smut.

Gotta work on giving feelings other than lust. Again.
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>arrange a circlejerk with some ponyfags
>only 1 shows up

You're all big talkers
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>>15004166
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>>15004190
Well thats where you fucked up.

You invited ponyfags and not horsefuckers.
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>>15004174
Exactly.
That's a funny thought.
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>>15004077
>>15004156
I kind of see Twilight doing that more for some reason.
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>>15004185
Lust is a great feeling though.
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>>15004198
They were from here
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>>15004115
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yo guys where da leak at
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>>15003930
She says that you and she are going out tonight to leave your Marx on the town!
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>>15004081
>implying Twilight wouldn't jump on the chance to personally tutor you
>implying your little infatuation with her wouldn't go completely unnoticed by her for ages as she took you through the sections of the library, teaching subject by subject
>implying you wouldn't gradually become real friends, and your crush won't bloom into something deeper
>implying you wouldn't panic as you realized you were reaching the end of the Dewey Decimals system, and that your time together would be reaching an end soon
>implying Spike and all her friends wouldn't have noticed by now
>implying you wouldn't freeze under the pressure and wind up saying nothing on the day you two finish the last book
>implying you wouldn't go to her again the very next night anyway and confess and say you can't think about not seeing her ever again
>implying she wouldn't blush and chide you for thinking you wouldn't see each other again because you were friends now, and you can come by the library anytime you want anyway
>implying you wouldn't stutteringly elaborate on how she makes you feel inside, and how you want nothing more than to know she feels the same way too
>implying she wouldn't wrap you in a winghug and kiss you
>implying she wouldn't smell just like the yellowed books you grew to love with her
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>>15004209
That warm feeling of love and affection is better.
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>>15004238
fuck, mislink
>>15004080
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>>15004238
She would never have time for me. She's too busy having adventures and trying to open that fucking box.
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>>15004204
I can see both.
Derpy because she knows you like that stuff and loves you enough to go through all that work for you.

Twilight would probably walk in on you playing said game and ask a million questions about it, and if you so much as whispered Visual Novel she'd be eager to read it with you. Could take her by surprise and get kinky from there though.

>>15004234
Ouch, my heart.
That loveable pink pony.

>>15004240
Yes, exactly.
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>>15004238
I doubt she could form a long lasting relationship with someone that couldn't really mentally challenge/support her
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>>15004262
>tfw if she were real your waifu probably wouldnt even like you
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can someone help me find that one quote about that goes on about "when I was a child I did child things, but when i became a man I put away such childish things like giving a fuck about what others think"

i can't remember the actual thing
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Season 1: Ponk
Season 2: Rarity
Season 3: Dash
Season 4 (so far): Fluttershy
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>>15004238
Best wife.
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>>15004115
P-pony is not for sexual!

Okay, maybe just this once.
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>>15004274
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>>15004287
giving a fuck about what others think is childish?
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IM SORRY MRS CHEERILEE
I AM FOR REAL
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Pony debated on whether or not she should show you where the lemonade is made
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>>15004301
she's best pon
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>>15004077
>>15004156
>>15004185
>>15004240
>>15004274
love and lust hand in hand for deepest attraction
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>>15004295
That's right.
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>>15004287
That was C. S. Lewis.

Trivia: Those initials stand for Clive Staples. That is his actual name, no joke.
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>>15004287
Your google powers are weak anon
and It was CS Lewis

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/297419-when-i-became-a-man-i-put-away-childish-things
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>tfw Twifags are allowed to post in MLPG
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>>15004306
This one goes out to all the ponies mommas

and mommas mommas
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>>15004287
It was C.S. Lewis
>When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
>>15004276
Everybody has a unique perspective on things, though. It's not like less smart people are less interesting to talk to if you're smart, although I suppose there's no real way of knowing if that's true or not.
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>>15004289
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>>15004274
>Derpy because she knows you like that stuff and loves you enough to go through all that work for you.

This just makes me sad that she isn't real.
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>>15004325
>that resolution
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>>15004343
Twilight Sparkle loves to talk with Applejack, after all.
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>>15004327
which is why he told his friends to call him Jack
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>>15004355
Over the line!
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>>15004292
>If Twilight is so great then how come she didn't know that the radiant shield of Razdon was vulnerable to the dark enchantment of the rings of Scorchero?
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>>15004338
>tfw Dashfags are allowed as well
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>>15004336
I will never understand people who show weak googling powers. I can find most things I'm looking for in the time it takes to fill out a captcha. Asking people for info is always my last resort. How do people manage not googling everything out of habit whenever there's a keyboard in front of them?
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>>15004354
I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>15004388
Sometimes I'll ask something in hopes of starting a conversation about it. Not as a trick or anything but because even after I looked it up I'd still want to talk about it.
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>>15004338
I don't even like Twilight that much and I just wrote a big old greentext feel about her
All the ponies are pretty great when you get down to it, frankly speaking
>>15004355
Dunno if you're joking or not but that's kinda true.
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>>15004359
One of his friends was J. R. R. Tolkien, who had two middle names. Do you think that's why they were friends? Was their writers club, the Inklings, secretly a 'weird middle names' club?
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>>15004372
Wow, that's one smug as fuck pony
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>>15004238
>Implying you can fix stupid people.
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>>15004278
>or even acknowledge your existence
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>>15004393
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>>15004405
What's wrong with their faces?
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>>15004115
Why would I need to use a condom? It's physically impossible for us to have foals, neither of us have STD's.
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>>15004415
I don't even give a fuck.
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>>15004426
How am I in the air and asking her such questions?
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>>15004388
I can google about as well as you do, I too wonder why people don't look.

Admittedly, I do sometimes ask for the sake of discussion. If there ar epeople like me in the thread then they feel good answering a question for someone
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>>15004428
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>>15004428
>fucking someone with an STD
Why would you even take the chance, holy shit.
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>>15004430
i can never fap to anything derpy related since i always hear it in her regular voice from tlr and it just kills my boner every time
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>>15004320
What was pony's decision?
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>>15004426
>>15004437 beat me to it.
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>>15004449
because I'm a virgin and pony is a pure maiden
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your'e opinion is aboslutely carp.
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>>15004428
What if she did get pregnant and have a satyr child?
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>>15004476
abortion
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>>15004454
You mean her only voice.
Fuck the redub.
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>>15004476
best end
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>>15004449
>You think I have a what now?
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>>15004496
yeah that one

it just sounds so weird when imagining something lewd with it
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>>15003993
link pl0x
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>>15004428
>>15004449
>>15004506
guys they are sti's now
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>>15004498
why can't you stay in your general?
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>>15004506
Don't worry Dash, we know you don't have any STD's.
You have to have sex first to have one of those.
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>>15004461
She decided not to
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>>15004519
Reminder of how terrible the Twins' voices are.
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>>15004554
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>>15004554
Or sit on a toilet after Rarity was on it
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>>15004428
In a land of magical ponies where all it takes is the flip of a genetic switch to grant children phenomenal magical potential or full blown wings it's best not to chance it. Their genetics could work the way Asari reproduction works, only with more physical fucking.
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Derpibooru is finally back up
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>>15004506
What, no. I wasn't saying you had anything little blue horse.
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>>15004558
cloudchaser sounds fine, but flitter sounds awful so it's the same with her
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>>15004555
o-okay
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>>15004115
You really think you're getting sugar tonight after calling my work 'totally lame' and watching Mythbusters reruns all night?

Really?
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>>15004564
oh man, dash is so adorable when she gets mad
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>>15004573
Woah, back the fuck up.

>flip of a genetic switch to grant phenomenal magic potential or full blown wings

Get your headcanon out of here, satyrfag.
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>>15004564
Such an angry pone
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>>15004558
Cloudchaser has a sultry voice~
Flitter sounds like a total girly girl.
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>>15004603
>dash is so adorable
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>>15004506
> She's a carrier for measles
> No one's quite sure how
> It's very clear which humans she's been 'cuddling' with
> The strain on the local hospital is great enough Twilight's been tasked with developing a vaccine, and quickly
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>>15004616
Pony can't growl worth a damn.
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>>15004632
Pony growls like a dog. It's canon.
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>>15004632
Dude, she can roar like one of those wolves
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>>15004626
Poor Dash. She'd never live the nickname "cuddlebug" down. There goes her cool and tough reputation.
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>>15004660
A literal example of a girl "with cooties" would derail primary-school health classes for years to come.
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>>15004657
She looks like she's rubbing herself against the ground.
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>>15004657
That's because her legs were broke
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>>15004657
>>15004701
FS and Dash were so cute in that episode.
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http://i.imgur.com/n2u69Am.jpg
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draw 1 pony having sex with 1 other pony
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>>15004701
Those don't look broken to me
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>>15004623
the newest episode was Dash is a QT2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>15004723
> incest
> impreg
> reluctant
Oh yesss
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>>15004723
wat
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>>15004720
All the ponies were great that episode. Even Spike was okay except for the chores.
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>>15004728
Because you're stupid
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>>15004701
I'm more worried about Fluttershy's left arm.
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>>15004753
OH SNAP
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oh gosh is that the picture i asked Rose to draw me for my birthday a few weeks ago?
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So uh, who's gonna sing on Saturday?
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>>15004749
It appears to be Sweetie as a futa humping into her sleeping sister and (inadvertently(?)) impregnating Rarity.
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I want to hug this filly so bad.
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>>15004779
Spike
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>>15004753
Looks like some pony needs a hug.
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>>15004778
was too
>>15004728
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>>15004787
>>15004753
She really does
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>>15004817
Well, I'm gonna do it!

I'll be the one to hug that pone!
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>>15004782
>There will never be a plush trio of her, Marker and Gloomy.
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Those little arm floaties are adorable.
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>>15004830
RIP Anonymous
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>>15004830
You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, im hugging that pony
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>>15004830
You took too long
I'm hugging pone now
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Sometimes, I worry about people who pay money for these kinds of drawings

Then I realize that I've done worse
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>>15004844
I hugged her before you hugged her.
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>>15004817
Tickle her hooves as punishment.

Maybe without the orgasming...
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Give me a request
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>Tfw I will never be turned into a satyr and forcefully impregnated by a futa marker pony.
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>>15004853
>>15004844
>>15004830
>>15004840
guys guys lets calm down, I know what this calls for. Lets group hug the pone
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>>15004857
Twilight Sparkle making over Fluttershy's house with her magic.
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>>15004857
Fat RD getting stuck somewhere
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>>15004830
>>15004840
>>15004844
>>15004853
You're going to tear her apart.
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>>15004857
Pony doing this
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>>15004864
trying too hard
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>>15004857
Twilight trying to entice a stallion and getting scared when they reciprocate.
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>>15004870
Lewd!
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>>15004870
>Gang hugging a pone against her will
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>>15004857

Shining Armour reading Dash's Daring Do ripoff character sheet.
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>>15004853
I don't know what pone you hugged
because I hugged RD first
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>>15004874
Before she even had a chance to react she'd be getting hugged from every direction.
Just as planned.
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The archive seems to be pointing to /co/ for me right now.
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>>15004895
But that's me hugging her while you're in the bed
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>>15004848
>you will never capitalize on autism
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>>15004895

Xieril I want to share Rainbow Dash with you.
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>>15004855
You mean orgasm denial?
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>>15004921
No, Dash is mine.
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It's situations like these where I fear for what would happen if mlpg was in a room, and a single real pony suddenly appeared in the middle.
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>>15004879
what?
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>>15004915
Not really
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>>15004857
Fluttershy stuck in a chimney
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>>15004940
I remember those nights very well.
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>>15004934

Greatly depends on who the pony is
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>>15004875
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Pony wants a restraining order
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>>15004928
Oh.

Oh yes. Would you deny Dash?
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>>15004966
I really want it man

It's an idea that won't get out of my head until someone does it.

I'm fine with having to wait for months on end before someone does it
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>>15004964
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>>15004989
But somebody did it already.
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>>15004980
That was a nice visual gag
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>>15005005
>i took an arrow to the wing
xd
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>>15005007
Gimmie now

I must have been asleep
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>>15005026
I didn't save it, but it was Lyra and it was within the last two or three threads I think.
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Please tell me there is a .gif of the Dash/Daring hug at the end of the last episode
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>>15004982
Until she's squirming and begging
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>>15005034
>>15005026
I saw one of Marker pony, too
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>>15005034
Was Lyra wearing a fancy hat?
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>>15004773
WHY
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>>15005077
DRAWFAGS

DRAWFAAAAGS
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>in Hearthstone beta
>got another email saying welcome to the beta with another key

the hell
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In this pony, I am pony. Not because of any phony pony's pony. But because, I am pony'd by my pony.
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>>15005102
Can I have it?
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>>15005034
>>15005081
OH COME ON

EHY DO THE FUN THINGS ONLY HAPPEN WHEN i HAVE SHIT TO DO
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>>15005092
It's a clear parody, anon.
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>>15005072
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Pony saliva.
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>>15005101
>both cutie marks visible
why does this arouse me so much? i really dont understand it
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I got a phone connect yesterday so now I can get heroin delivered to me in the Mcdonalds parking lot, then go home and watch ponies. Capitalism is great.
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>>15005145
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R-Rara sama...
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>>15005134
Spit swapping.
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>>15005152
just one more rainboom
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>>15005145
Because it's just that great.
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>>15005152
I'm gelatinous
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>>15005131
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Pony just walked into your house and started doing this
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>>15005180
>All the ponies are outside
>Except twilight shitsparkle
worst pony
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>>15005154
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>>15005131
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>>15005176
That's happening in your Equestria. What are you gonna do about it?
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>>15005180
Beat pony's ass until it's red
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>>15005111
I dunno maybe. Let me make sure they didnt just resend me the same key I used earlier.
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>>15005175
gotta get some blindbag ponies so I can post my stamp bags next to some pones
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>>15005195
>going outside
That's for the plebeian lesser-races
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>>15005154
Who the fuck keeps calling me that?
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>>15005152
Fuck off
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>>15005228
die communist scum
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>>15005219
You could use some sun
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>>15005131
AND THEN THEY FUCKED!
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