Evening slides on in Canterlot and ponies are enjoying leisure time. Some of them more than others. But it's a nice, easy night coming on. Perfect for vigilantes to protect the unwitting citizenry from the neigh'rdowells that plot their misdeeds!>>14996934Previous thread.
Celestia is a cunt!There, I said it.
think of a ponygot it?that pony is now the main character in the last movie you watched
I'm going to pet that pretty pony princess.
>>15001609>batpony in The World's End
I'm going to do it!I'm going to cheat on Cheerilee!
>>15001609>applebloom>dreddThis won't end well>>15001588>VigilanteesAre the royal guard capable of functioning at all? Or are they just for show and the actual military and law enforcement agencies a seperate entity entirely?
>>15001609it's always lyra
>>15001612Denied. You will pet the queen of the night.
>>15001609>Lyra>Pacific Rim>perfect movie for epic hands memegod dammit
>>15001609I don't think Blade Runner would work with Pinkie as Rick Deckard
>>15001609>Comet Tail>Joyeux NoelPony is not for war to end all wars
>>15001629We need a version where a giant gloomy hoof reaches in from offscreen to boop markerpony>>15001632>>15001636mewball please
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming dredd in a few minutes, come and watch it will be fun
>>15001649Is griffon for war?
>>15001609>Roseluck>Shawshank RedemptionTotally not safe for pony.
>>15001649pony wars is canon
>>15001652who's mewball?I guess he likes that shitty green horse
>>15001609>Pinkie Pie>CrankYou know what, I can definitely see this happen.
>>15001678Mewball just likes to thumb in on conversations.
>>15001631>Are the royal guard capable of functioning at all? Or are they just for show and the actual military and law enforcement agencies a seperate entity entirely?Light duty messenger service, with an implied secondary function of being a speed bump. Otherwise they're just eye candy - Royalty hath its vices, though mildly so.
>>15001670Dredd is kinda boring and lacks the charm of the comics.
>>15001672Only if griffon wears pickelhaube
I want to be the Slutty Diamond Dog Centaur.>Large human tits>Large dog tits>Huge dog vag>Fluffy tail
http://derpy.me/agathoiddredd is starting soon, come and have fun in the stream
heyheyheydoes anyone have the non-shakey version of>>15001424thank you
>>15001688>Otherwise they're just eye candyCelestia likes her stallions pure white with blue eyes you say?
>>15001709You are getting crazier and crazier diamond dog anon
>>15001709>centaurit's bad enough that you want to be a diamond dog
>>15001609>Pinkie Pie>UHFYeah it fits
But it's what my ass tattoo is tellin' me.
>>15001692But stahlhelms were used in the great war tooBut the pickelhaube does look neat. If FiM ever needed to show a griffon military guy, I would not be surprised to see him wear one.
Diamond dogs are ugly and smell.
>>15001609>Rumble in Rumble in the Bronx
>>15001725>>15001724Okay how about a diamond dog satyr?
>>15001596how presumptuous anoneveryone knows how sweet and kind she islike I could ever have a problem with cheerileeplease don't be so rude
>>15001732it's called a tramp stamp
>>15001735Me too. Something about an old griffon playing the part of a haughty prussian officer strikes me as just correct
>>15001736>uglyNo>SmellyBut that's unf
>>15001692>>15001735>german helmetsIt's like you guys are forgetting the griffons are French.
>>15001736just like me ;_;
>>15001748just as bad
>>15001740ANON MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY 2 THA-
>>15001748I want to raise a diamond dog satyr. Although I seriously doubt I'd bang a female diamond dog.
>>15001748This is stupid
>>15001709>make out with human anon while diamond dog anon mounts you
http://derpy.me/agathoidget the fuck in here
>>15001717Don't we all?
>>15001762Diamond Dogs are pretty ugly.
>>15001759stereotypingracistbanned from being a pony
>>15001748You can be whatever you want anonI am just surprised you moved away from pure diamond dog>>15001763One griffon was. Gilda clearly wasn't. I like to think the griffons lands represent old europe as a whole with a bunch of different crazy accented griffon cultures
>>15001754It's kind of sad how obvious it is
>>15001763I've seen people arguing that they are are gernanic with GildaIf they ever expand on them, I expect a mishmash of western european stuff
>>15001778Who the Fuck is agathoid?
>>15001796a grill addicted to streaming
>>15001796Someone who streams something every night.It's too much
Does anybody have the rules document for the MLP TCG that just came out? My LCS is apparently going to be stocking them soon, thinking about grabbing some packs with friends and checking it out
>>15001789Gilda could easily have been young French with an Equestrian accent. Don't be so racist.
>>15001772>>15001768Okay, what if I want to be turned into a pure slutty diamond dog bitch?
>>15001793How obvious what is?
>>15001789No you just want Griffons to be the stereotypically angry aggressive warrior race and therefore want to tie them thematically to historical 'bad guys'.Minotaurs would be a more appropriate choice.
>>15001796Someone forgot to feed the ants and it snuck in.
WILL WE HAVE A FILLY FLASHBACK EPISODE THIS SEASON?I HOPE SO!
>>15001816The one minotaur we've seen was just an agressive buisnessman
>>15001683>horses fucking in the middle of chinatown>sequel where she just fucks the racehorses and whoever the director shoehorns as her love interest
>>15001740I wonder why.
reminder that rainbow dash is a terrible dike
>>15001829I hope so
>>15001809https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B0E9mwGXsOfPeTBvSW14OEN5RjdXb0hTUF8wNFFDOUdXS3Fz/view?pli=1&sle=trueHere you go. If you want to break the game get the cards that let you look at the top of your opponent's deck and let you chose if you want to place it at the bottom
>>15001805I doubt that gender claim>>15001819But that's reu
>>15001846bullshit it is
>>15001846why? i'm a grill, i cook meat
would you rather hug and cuddle a cmc or a filly mane 6?
>>15001837WHAT'S THE IMPLICATION!?
>>15001845So Scry is broken in MLPG:TCG? Duly noted, thanks a bunch.Have some card-slinging ponies for your trouble
>>15001837If they get to far apart the bomb attached to their legs detonates.
http://derpy.me/agathoidfinal advertisement, come watch dredd with us
>>15001816But Iron Will was a pretty nice guy. Why minotaurs?
>>15001864Can I do Rarity and Sweetie at the same time or is that not allowed?
>>15001873Yeah it has a faceoff mechanic, and you can stack the Scry effect 3 times. They gotta ban that shit into the ground
I love this face
>>15001894I love this face
>>15001815That if GG DOES have a girlfriend, she's busting his balls to the extreme
>>15001609Octavia in The Conjuring.Oh shit...I'd be her husband, and we'd have 4 satyr kids.
>>15001912I love this face
>>15001855Because 'she' said so rite?
Feeling Pinkie's Peen
>>15001908I'd love to see a reverse one where Britt McKilip is really confused
>>15001926Filly Rarity then.
>>15001889It's allowed as long as they consent~
>>15001890I really need to play this game sometimeReading the rules it doesn't sound like it would be unstoppable. The flipping cards thing is only part of a faceoff, and there are cards that can let you flip additional cards or buff the other cards in the faceoff. If you didn't have any of those I could see it putting you irreparably behind, but in that case it would be akin to trying to play MTG without removal.But I haven't actually played it, so I can't actually legitimately argue about anythingI feel left out
>>15001880I'm not tuning in for the stream because I didn't enjoy Dredd that much, but are you ever going to stream Cromartie high?
>>15001916Oh. I thought you meant the hidden message.
>>15001947pony needs to be careful not to drop that mug!
>>15001609What did I do? What did I say? Oh oh oh oh!You have to let them know Haymitch! I have to let Snow know that's not what I wanted! Get me my Bow, Peeta! Its time to make these games SENSATIONAL!Its a clock baby! Its a clock!
>>15001964helip?I don't get itthat'd be pretty awesome if this is some kind of arg
>>15001609>the Legend of the Galactic Heroes movie thingTwilight fits in pretty well I think
>>15001961I hope bat ponies show up in season 4 sometime.
what do I edit in 4chanx's code to make the errors go away? I really don't want to update as I hate that header shit
>>15001951What if they don't?
>>15001984who would rarity be in that? her fabulous hair would win her battles alone.
>>15001946I know how hard it must have been for you. I'd want to cuddle both of them, too.
>>15002002what header shit?
>>15002002you can just hide the header bar and turn on the old top and bottom links, I don't see what the annoyance is
pony just asked if that's really as big as it gets while trying to hold back laughter
>>15002008Then I may shrug. It'd be a cool thing to see, but not soul crushing if it doesn't happen.
>>15002009Rarity would be the redhead friend who's name I can't remember to Twilight's ReinhardReinhard has better hair, but Twilight has the nobility and incredibly gifted student thing, and redhead is still immaculately coiffed
>>15001971What if Discord was FinnickYes I know he'd most likely be Heavensbee
>>15001960The problem with the Scry effect is that you can do it every turn after you activate the character, so once you have 3 guys out that can Scry, you Scry 3 times every turn.
>>15002046stallion tells pony to stop laughing, it's what he was born with
Name your Human waifu and your Pony waifu.
>>15002061>we will never have a drawfag on this.damn
>>15002096Rebecca Black and Rarity.
>>15002096I only have one waifu and she is a pony.
>>15002068The real problem isn't the effect itselfIt's that there are almost no cards to dismiss an opponent's friends yet, no "spot removal"If Dance Fever is still the same as he was in the beta stage though, I'm guessing Laughter is the element that does it.
>>15002096I only have a DemonDoes SMT Hecate count?
>>15002104I just want some art of sleepyhead being violently woken up by her when leek pony breaks in to announce a leak. Bonus points if Marker and Gloomy excitedly jump around too and just make it worse for Sleepy.Still holding out for this.
>>15002028this and it really clashes with my theme>>15002039it still pops up when you mouse over it though
>>15002096I don't have a human waifu.
>>15002096Lyra best pony consuelo del rocío
>>15002130how do you live with yourself
derpy es una pony muy fea
>>15002096Fluttershy.What human waifu?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXau3zAe7E
>>15001609>AJ>in Treasure PlanetI... don't see this ending well.
>>15002096Harley Quinn and Octavia
>>15002155How? Didn't you watch Treasure Planet?
I think this was my favorite visual gag
>>15002096no humanonly pone flutters
>tfw good taste in waifumain six faggots are taken tier
>>15001789>I like to think the griffons lands represent old europe as a whole with a bunch of different crazy accented griffon culturesi could see itand the greek griphons are broke deadbeats who the rest of the griphons hate
>>15002185QUE TE JODAN
>>15002068There are ways to remove character.If you reveal a villain all troublemakers at a problem are dismissed and friends are frightenedAnd there's a keyword that lets you reflip any card with power one and stacks similarly to the scry, and a keyword that buffs itself if there's critters thereI'm going entirely on theory here of course.
>>15002163Yes, but AJ is not Jim Hawkins. She's a very down-to-earth pony, and wouldn't have survived the mutiny.
>>15002096Only wife is this one.
>>15002174that part was pretty cute
>>15002187>waifuing a character that appears in one episode
>>15002174I liked it too. But I really think they need to tone down how silly Pinkie's being this season, she's getting kind of annoying. But that's just my onion.
>>15002213rip in peace ghost ;_;
>>15002238>she's getting kind of annoyingShe's been like this since S3, or S2 for some people.
>>15002257S1 was top tier Pinkie. They gave her seeming randomness a purpose like in Swarm of the Century instead of just the lazy writing now which makes her random for no reason other than a terrible pun or joke.
>>15002254she's in hell right now.
>>15002257I liked her both in S2 and 3. I can't really explain it, but most of what she's done in S4 hasn't really been that funny to me save for a few gags.
>>15002304>you will never go to pony hell
>>15002130I'm too lazy to test it, but there's a function called toggleBarVisibility that you might be able to make do nothing
>>15002283I liked that Rouge the Bat/Omega thing D-boy did, but I just do not like ballbusting at all so I don't like a lot of his other stuff
>>15002283This is sick and wrong
>>15002331But Pinkie, we're in pony hell right now!
>>15002348I remember someone saying any ballbusting is usually fake. They're ball-less. Fake.
>>15002331Pony hell is G 3.5you do not want to go thereever
>>15002348>I just do not like ballbustingphew
>>15002390Is my favorite pony still there?
I LOVE EVERYTHING
IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE ALL THE HIP NAME FAGS HANGOUT?
>>15002456Yes.. but in G3.5 form. It is a mockery of pony life anon. She would rather be dead.
What if pony beat em up?
>>15002478The fuck is wrong with you
>>15002482unf unf transformation unfunf unf fat unf
>>15002478why does that guy have no balls
>>15002456Is it rainbow dashBecause I heard she always dresses in style
>>15002501I have every fetish and kink
>>15002527Well have them somewhere else.
These ponies act like they are related
I like pony butts.
>>15002426Stuff like that always makes me uncomfortableVERY Light BDSM is as far as I can go when it comes to "harming" your partnerHey look, a pony.
>>15002525>you'll never get Dash all hot and bothered
>>15002358power ponies pic and sypnopis:>When Spike and the ponies are transported into the city of Maretropolis in his favorite comic book, Spike is disappointed when he becomes a boring sidekick instead of one of his favorite heroes. But when the ponies come up against pony super villain, The Mane-iac, Spike becomes the last line of defense to help save the day
>>15002527Oh yeah? How about monogamous consensual sex in the missionary position?
>>15002478precum isn't produced by your balls
>>15002283i feellike this is a feminism thing
>>15002569I'm not going to do the whole ironic "THAT'S GROSS" thing, I like that too.
>>15002573Really? That's kind of odd.
>>15002540They basically are
>>15002567>It's a sleep overLuna is "Mane-iac" Calling it now, she's granting his wish or some bullshit. Spike falls asleep but thinks they got "magically teleported"
>>15002551You and me both...
>>15002540They're the only two that have known each other since they were fillies, right?
>>15002540>>15002608guys no pleasei don't need more incest unfs
>>15002618I think it's more going to be "Twilight casts a spell, Spike has to clean shit up"
>>15002590such stronk independent womynso freeso unoppressed
pony is worst pony
>>15002540It's clear that Dash loves Fluttershy. Though she might not be in love with herFlying means so much to Dash and Fluttershy seems to be the only one of her friends to share that with herMaybe that'll change with Princess Mary Sue
>>15002623>that size difference...u-unf...
>>15002567The paneling for that comic is pretty nice.I think my only complaint for this episode will be how much I hate everyone's costumes.
>>15002652Wouldn't it be funny if the one who voiced the Mane-iac was Mark Hamil? Because that's a Joker origin right there.
>>15002567>its not a dream>they are literally transported into some nerd fanfiction book
>>15002640Twlight x Shining~
>>15002658I'd prefer size difference in this direction.
>>15002655But Dash is loyalFluttershy has been her buddy for so long, she won't abandon her for Twily
>>15002560The same mostly, but I can go further if my partner wants itI AM a fan of orgasm denial though, but only with permissionOh, look, theres another pony>>15002605it's produced by the cowper's gland and stored in the prostate, which is why stimulating the prostate makes precum drip a like that
>>15002646Eh I dunno, we haven't done the "it was a dream episode" I'd be pretty shocked if they didn't pull a dream episode
>>15002690Hear hearI enjoy that pone size
its fucking FREEZING out i actually forgot these two were MLP characters for a little
>>15002618I love that pic.Is there a pony you want drawn?
>>15002680>It is a dream>Spike is a massive beta even in his dreams>>15002696You'd think soBut you know how the writers deal with Dash's character
>>15002700So THAT'S why. Fuck, I don't know why I never connected the dots; precum is awesome.
>>15002716don't say such thingseverything's going to be just fine
>>15002713dere dere octavia of course
>>15002707Why is Snips they wearing shorts in the coldSnails I can understand, since he's Canadian, but Snips?
>>15002736NO DASHYOUR WAIFU IS GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU BY THE GODS OF SHITTY CHARACTERIZATION
>>15002739...what he said.
>>15002707hi mangit's been a while since I've seen your name floatign aroudn in MLPG
>>15002341dammit I'm asking /g/
>>15002707Ugly as shit.
>>15002750>Impossible!>I can't get any worse
>>15002707You mean those are aren't SBs OC?
>>15002707>shorts in the snow>but they need sweatersI like it, though.
New horse game shenanigans.
>>15002769>that knifeWhat a...deadly trap.
>>15002780>Time to Come Togetherunf.
>>15002749CAUSE HES FUCKING FAT >>15002761i honestly don't post that much anywhere recently, just an art rut, probably
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>15002787>no carlosfor shame, anon
>>15002767Anyone else kind of liked seeing dash hitting herself?
>>15002750This has happened to everyone except Rarity
Would you go shopping with your pony gf?
>>15002795>CAUSE HES FUCKING FATbeing fat doesnt mean you cant feel cold
>>15002760we are in dire need of more dere dere octavia
>>15002780Post them in their HWE outfitsI need cute ponies and I need them now
I am your pony waifu.
>>15002808I'd go shopping with him in a heartbeat~
>>15002798I'm sorryI guess I'm just...completely retarded.
>>15002769i used to follow that guy but had to stop when he would only complain about stupid crap instead of posting pics
>>15002819>>15002760We need more ice queen Octavia (what's the name of it again?)
>>15002808BUT OF COURSEI'd even buy her lunch.
Femsnips x Amethyst
I am your drawfag waifu.
>>15002818It's the blubber sort of fathe'll be fineprobably
>>15002797fuck you she's got an ass of gold
>>15002775you'd be surprised how many people do that, thoughback when i was in highschool, it'd be fucking 30 degrees and people would show up in short shorts and sandals but then would wear huge sweaters or jackets. not that i can particularly blame them because once you stepped foot in the building it was like a fucking sauna
>>15002808Probably. Though with Pinkie, it'd most likely be super exhausting.
>>15002840That's the one.
>>15002808Of course. What are we shopping for?
>>15002851gays are truly the worst posters
>>15002840What he said.
>>15002808>shopping with RarityMy arms might snap off from carrying the bags, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>15002876I think homophobes and straightedges take that
>>15002825My pony waifu is purple though.
>>15002775>>15002864The most important parts of the body to keep heated are the upper body/feet.People like wearing shorts for the flexibility and often work in them even in the cold.
>>15002904What a coincidence, so is mine! I really like her wings and horn.
>>15002904There's purple in her mane
>>15002920Shorts are very comfy when working out.
Pony just ran out of things to say
>>15002888>not having a trolleydumb cunt.
>>15002904Mine is lavender!
Pony just remembered, there was a roast in the oven!
>>15002921>>15002904Purple is fine. But I prefer orange
Pony would like to live alone
>>15002921That is a coincidence, I like her wings and horn too!
Pony wants to live with you
>>15002963Orange is a pretty nice color too.Not as good as purple, but up there.
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
Why is Dash so fat
>>15002944>not basking in the silence and just enjoying the comfort of just being together
>>15002988Well that's cute.
>>15002988damn that's cutetoo bad it's on line paper
>>15002988IS THAT A CAT?
>>15002780I wish the game even ran anymore
>>15002994She's not fatshe's bulking
Pony says you'll find that the less breeding a man does, the less of a man he is
Pony said your mother would be cute, if she wasn't on line paper
>>15002951>not carrying the bags like a manalso>trolley
>>15002979Not really.Now this is a cute ship.
>>15003025I'm still not quite sure what exactly that face is supposed to convey.
>>15003033I can't breed with pony though.
>>15003036Pony can eat shit.
>>15003033God dammit pony, I'm just not ready to have kids yet!
>>15003033Pony's a sexist asshole.
>>15003049animators here, the writers have killed themselves, and were replaced by robots. We're doing the best we can
>>15003042>all those linesAHHHHHH
>>15003042Either Derpy looks too manly in this, or Hooves is too feminine
>>15003042I tend to like it.Tho at times the tumblr I follow...>>15003077Basically this.
>couldn't find the marker. Try the 413chan archive locator
>>15003101WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO, BOOP ME?
Pony just threw you under the bus
>>15003101/go still works, but the archive locator is kaput
>>15003096You should be the one doing the hitting.Turn that ass red.
>>15003029but the one on the left is skinny fat
>>15003020That's true, maybe next time I'll remember to bring my tablet. >>15003021IS IT!?
>>15002799Yeah, that scene was kinda funny.
Pony said your mother looks like George Lopez
>>15003101Didn't the sub's archive locator break a few months back? Something about moot changing something that it just can't look for?
>>15002984>"I'll tell the cops you abused me!"get it cus she's a lesbian
>>15003077>>15003091All Derpy ships are brony ships.Doesn't mean it's not cute.
>>15003125But she's comparatively beautiful. Comparatively.
>>15003121If I slap that ass enough times it should turn purple
>>15003128HOLY SHIT A SMALLER CAT
>>15003149>mwah mwah mwah
>>15003149Damn it Cadence you are a married pony do not tempt me.
>>15003121>you will never WPSHH dash's cheeks until they're rosy red
>>15003029>TRIGGER!THAT ASSHOLE JUST TRIGGERED MY TRIGGER!FREAKING OUT ABOUT STUPID SHIT AND TAKING IT WAAAY TO PERSONALLY.Fucking mental cases need to check their privilege because normal people like me get offended when they act like that.
Pony says that if you keep picking at it, you'll ruin it
Good night MLPGI hope you have nice dreams about your waifus
WHEN YOUR RICE IS MADE WITH PLAYSTATIONSTHERES A SIMPLE EXPLANATION
>>15003186that's a trigger for me too
>>15003164What about friendship?
>>15003182>rosy red.But Anon, when Dash hit herself hard all she did was turn blue there...So, if you slap her ass enough it will just be dark blue and not red.Your logic is flawed.
>>15003217>all she did was turn blue thereNo on the last smack of her face she turned red
>>15003192>you will never have a good time with your waifuwhy do you do this to me anon
>>15003192>you'll never snuggle up with two sleepy princesses;_;
>>15003210Friends sips gayLike me
Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends outside the boundaries of wall Sina, the more alive he is
how do you get rid of the stubs when you filter something?
I want to vomit and die
Pony needs to shut the fuck up
>>15003101>>15003143Broke a couple weeks ago and I am not sure how to fix it. Shot an email off to Cazum but he hasn't gotten back to me. Tried plating around with it but I really know nothing of php.
>>15003241filter the stubs?
>>15003241there's an option for hiding stubs
>>15003173THEY KEEP APPEARINGHALP ANON
>>15003241/Comment,name etc/ stub:no;
>>15003255Apply myself? What good will that do?She doesn't exist.
>>15003205It's hard being a normal person in this world, all these special fucks needing all that special treatment. What do we get? Nothing because we don't even need it.
Pony strictly forbade talking about other shows in the general. She even went so far as to forbid forbidding the other shows
>>15003268GET A DOG
>>15003241>filteringI've never been bothered by something on 4chan enough to do this. Is something wrong with me?
>>15003230>>15003229I told you to have nice dreams, not be depressed.
Some info about the update.If you invite friends to play the game with you, your score multiplier gets a bonus. Right now, when I try inviting people who haven't updated, the game crashes."Cafeteria Song" is the song from the movie when the main six dance with Twilight in the cafeteria. Half the song (the parts where the main five sing) is cut out."Time to Come Together" is a very fucking long instrumental. I don't know if it's in the movie or not, but the note progression is far more intense than the actual song.Both of these new songs are worth a FUCKTON of points. Cafeteria Song has a 24 hour cooldown period, while Time to Come Together has 12 hours and, surprisingly, can get you at least 1000 points more. I can't tell, but I think they've reduced the amount of point necessary to win the weekly prize.Yes, there's still lag.Also they fixed the glitch where hitting the green note pairs is impossible. Now you can actually hit them. Wow.Also, the three new ponies can only be won from dancing, like Flash Sentry.
>>15003289exactly, and then they have to be dicks about it
>>15003286Last one to say I love Twilight Sparkle is automatically married to Twilight Sparkle for all of eternity.I love Twilight Sparkle.
>>15003300I only save it for spam and ":^)"I have never seen one instance where ":^)" was not used in shitposting
>>15003241wanna see my filter list?
>>15003305It's hard not to get depressed when it comes to Celestia...
>>15003325That's nice.I love Twilight Sparkle.
>>15003235>Derpy swallows2unf4meI bet she even shows you your load in her mouth before swallowing it
is there a way to stop a filtered reply from showing up?
Pony just accosted the man with the sliced wig
Pony says your taste in anime is entry level
>>15003328>I only save it for spam and ":^)"...If you post it, do you filter your own post?
>>15003338>not snowballing it with you
>>15003300It's not about being bothered about something so much that I lose it every time I see it so much that I have a much better time if I just filter a few things that could absolutely never not be shitposting. Like some trips from /b/ people or a few keywords. I could live without it, it's just better this way.
>>15003351in this case, no.
>>15003289Equality for the sake of equality anon
>>15003325Anon pleaseNow that she's a Princess she's allowed to have as many husbands as she wants
>>15003315>still playing that piece of shitDo you hate yourself or something?Don't answer that.
>>15003328Seen plenty of both, still never filtered. I'm probably broken.I miss that one spammer who would actually talk to us while he "tested" his spamming program.
>>15003284She exists just as much as you exist.
>>15003337Me too Anon, it's like me and twilight have a sort of connection. I think it's safe to say that I love Twilight Sparkle.>>15003365I AM THE ONLY ONE.
>>15003336But everything turned out just fine
Pony says your taste in robots is sentry level
>>15003359>that whole first sentenceI really need a shoulder pony to proofread everything I type, goddamn
>>15003377It's really great how I love Twilight Sparkle, don't you think?
PONY SURE TALKS A LOT
>>15003373Don't get all pseudo-existenential bullshit with me.
>>15003365So polygamy is reserved for royalty?
>>15003396Stick something in her mouth to shut her up then
>>15003362If it did that would be kinda comical.
>>15003387i'd choose Rarity or Twilight, but they'd all be great
>>15003366>asking rhetorical questions on the Internet
>>15003406No, but before she ascended she didn't have the self-confidence to accept that many marriage proposals
>>15003235Is this supposed to be a .gif or something? Because I really want to see this percentage grow.
>>15003406It's not exactly polygamy. It's more like a harem of ponies of all genders and ages.
>>15003406Female -> male polygamyMales are important scarce resources, only royalty can have a harem of stallionsYou can marry as many mares as you want though
Pony says mewball is a filthy casual gay with no swag.
>>15003281TELL BEST PONYI...octavia her...
>>15003424That and she probably has all marrige proposals filtered out of her mail because of nobility trying to make power plays
>>15003428What if I only want one?And maybe her sister
Pony actually has no opinion of Mewball, as he is under her radar
>>15003366Hey man there are background pones in that game, its at least worth keeping as a pone aquariumI don't touch the EQG content though, I just collect the pones
>>15003431Those poor two people in the background.You can see how they are completely dead on the inside.
>>15003300i am usually working on something else or playing a game and only have a few free seconds to quickly scroll through mlpg.i would rather not have to waste time wading through the same old shit and images that are always reposted
Pony asked about that bald spot
>>15003427>It's more like a harem of poniesthese are humans she's marryingI doubt she could convince all of them to convert to ponydom
>>15003450Perfecthe will make the ultimate sleeper agent assassin when the princesses become a problem
>>15003395Look I understand that this character is loved by many, hey she's a children's cartoon character many love her. So lets just grow up and except that she will never be with you, because you don't understand real love.I love Twilight Sparkle as her magic is a lot more beautiful than all the magic in our universe could possibly be.
lately i've been losing sleep
>>15003471Pony recommended the air ducts. They are too small to accommodate a pony, but a man of his size should fit no problem
>>15003461you should filter mewball and his trip. thread improves 90%
>>15003473It's pretty obvious to anyone reading that you don't love Twilight Sparkle. But I love Twilight Sparkle all the more for your shortcoming.
Polygamy a relationship type I'm not fond of
>>15003491>taking the noisest route possibleHe'll just slip right under them and plant the bomb under their thronesWorst case scenario, he'll knock them out with his thumb
Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends in cryosleep, the more awake his brain is (excluding the animal/primitive side, which is always awake)
While snooping around Rainbow's Cloud House, you found a secret compartment in the back of her broom closet that led you to a room chock full of makeup, mane curlers, some new boy band records, a pile of stuffed animals, and some romance comedy film reels. Do you confront her? Or do you start using her makeup with one of her songs kicked on loud and wait for her to fly back to watch "Timeless Love" with you?
>>15003492Huh. Not him,I was wondering why people were talking about hi all of a sudden (turns out I had his trip already filtered)
>>15003494your just jealous.I love twilight sparkle, I'm marrying her right now and the only one who can stop me is that dastardly Anon who hates my love and passion for twilight.
Twilight is OP
>Twifag>surrounded by all these "Twilight is my wife" faggotseugh...
Twilight Sparkle says she will only marry the man who loves her friends.
>>15003428mmm having a harem of stallions sounds pretty hot. Twilight has the pick of ponyville~
>>15003514That's too bad, it's pretty great
>>15003535he's makes himself an easy target for humor
>legitimately discussing princessicide I'm reporting you all to the pony NSA
Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends shitposting on the general, the happier he is
>>15003544>that moundI would be okay if I had my mail delivered to me like this every morning
>>15003540I love Twilight Sparkle, and it gets pretty repetitive, I agree.
>>15003525Neither.I would use this information to woo her. I'd ask her what kind of music she likes and say that I have a soft spot for [insert boy band] and romance flicks and pretend like it's a secret of mine.
>>15003565PONY IS A JERK
Love is in Bloom is an underrated song.
>>15003516Pony says she doesn't care. As long as they don't forget to charge him for shitposting, when the law finally catches up to him
>>15003575>he can't see the featuresHow cruel it must be to be you.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/130691/fresh-teen-armpitsunf unf sweaty armpits unf
>>15003587IT MADE ME CRY ;_;
>>15003587No, no. It's a pretty bad song, so it gets all the credit it deserves. I want more Pinkie's Singing Telegram level songs on this show. Where are the songs at, McCarthy? Where's my ponies being cute/good friends?
>>15003544I'd prefer if she fell through my roof by the other end
Pony just elaborated on her plans for global domination
>>15003589If he is to be a sleeper agent, he'll have either a cyanide pill or a dimplomatic means of escape
>>15003594>humanNotified the authorities.
>>15003587Agreed.Generic as fuck, but also pretty nice. I liked the extended version of it.
why does the archive link to /co/?
They asked about you, and Pony just called you "some psycho that has an eye for me"
>>15003599Apples to the core seems to promise more of that, which is nice.Ingram is in charge of songs, blame him.
>>15003617It's cheap, but it's still a little cute4/10
>>15003599S1 had the best songs, but S2 had Smile x3.
>>15003617Hanging out with drunk Twilight would be the best. I'd convince her to do some drunken spellcasting. Also, would be cool to get a ponekiss while she's tipsy.
>>15003617What if pony was a little more forward.
>>15003589>>15003634I want to Fuck that butt
>>15003650Best drunk Twilight was in Twi and Me.
>>15003653Pony could be, but not Twilight. Not canonically.
>>15003650>drunken spellcasting>this happens
>>15003556I'd rather have a one on one relationship.
>>15003653>pleaseshe should be more demanding
http://derpy.me/agathoidboop we're watching serenity
>>15003672>Don't call me 'kiddo!'
>>15003674it's called being monogamous
>>15003650>You and Twily are intoxicated>Put a shot glass on the table and see if she can teleport the drink into your mouth without moving the glass>Big goofy grin as she gets really close to the shot and concentrates really hard to get the liquid in a magic bubble>Moves it up towards your face>Pulls it away to her mouth and gulps it>She falls over laughing>Shakes her hooves around in front of her face because she thinks it's really funny looking>Starts playing with your cheeks and 'making you say stuff'
>>15003603Pony is hoping for the cyanide pill, but not really
It could happen!
>>15003680didn't you stream that a couple days ago?
>>15003672>become the BBT inside Twilight's headNo one deserves that, not even [Worst Horse]
>>15003715I don't think ever stopped streaming
>>15003676She's not rude, anon.
>>15003715tried to, there was too much lag to watch properly>>15003712nonnie come watch serenity with ushttp://derpy.me/agathoid
>>15003714ONLY on the HUB
Pony thinks you're handsome
>>15003723Shut up shitposter
>>15003714you mean it?
>>15003672>Going full Zawa on ponyI'd love that
>>15003118>have hoverzoom on>marker pony pops up on the bottom of my screenAAAAAA
>>15003738What a poor liar
>>15003735Sorry Aggy, I'm not into it tonight, I'm just playing some vidya.
>>15003738Pony hasn't seen me yet!
>>15003742it's like one of those good cop,bad cop interrogation scenarios
>>15003769okay see you later then
>>15003769why you no play tf2?
Why is she so perfect?And she did nothing wrong.
>Twilight drunk>"No anon it's not safe to walk home this drunk, I can teleport us!">Get teleported however you find out you are in twilights body and she is in yoursWhat do?
>>15003787>playing gay porn with hats on
>>15003787It's lost it's magic.
>>15003772Would pony make a good bad cop?
>>15003791>...AND THEN THEY FUCKED
>>15003791Since she's now in my sober body, She'll probably have a plan
>>15003791suck my/her dick
>>15003791Start moaning in her sweet voice and masturbation. Or fly over to certain Pegasus' house~
>>15003791have sex with twilight in my body.If she doesn't want to, masturbate constantly.
>>15003798>mfw i keep thinking "maybe the next holiday event"
>>15003731it's not rudeshe's a princess, she needs to practice giving orders
>you will never finish your holiday cheer
>>15003790She is very adorable
>>15003790Trixie would make a better princess than Twilight.
>season 1 was ten thousand years ago
>>15003791>she collapses to the ground and starts masturbating furiously>"SWEET CELESTIA! Are you this horny ALL THE TIME?!"
Pony wants some hamburgers
Your favorite pony now has a tapewormScenario: It's you and your favorite pony, you are in a middle of a fuck. You are about to cum in pony until suddenly wormy like thing pops out of it butt. But t hen pony just pulls it back in with her sphincter muscles and says ,"ignore it anon!"What do?
>>15003818>Get into a big fight about who can do what with eachothers bodys
>>15003791Well if we swapped bodies, and hers is intoxicated, then I am suddenly shitfaced and an alicorn.Fly drunkenly in circles while babbling incoherently.
>>15003836>sultry looks on poniesMuh dick
>>15003852pony is going to the doctor to get that thing removed
>>15003763Pinkie Pie says you're really, really good looking.And slaps a pair of Groucho glasses on your face and a matching one on her own!
>>15003852Pick a different scenario
>>15003845Oh yeah, they probably wouldn't be used to always being ready to go would they.
>>15003849pony, whats' you're problem? how is pony even able to here when I don't use an apostrophe?
>>15003852what the fuck!? take this bitch to the doctor, goddamn. That's some nasty shit. Maybe i'd finish the sex though, i'm not sure
>>15003869>drawing the teeth clenched AND biting the lipone or the other
>>15003852Oh god that /co/ thread. No no no no.
>>15003888i'm pretty sure she's only biting her lip
>>15003790>>15003836Trixie did do wrong when she came back.
>>15003867Didn't you wrote something like this?
>>15003849So, what's the proper structure for that sentence then?
>>15003905look at the lines at the side of her teeth
>>15003907She was possessed by the amulet.
>>15003909Yes. Hence my answer, else I feel like I'm beating a dead horse.>>15003882Dare I ask what the glasses are for?Not that I need a reason for Pinkie being Pinkie, but...
Ponies in sleepwear
>>15003909That he did.
>>15003915It's lost its magicjesus nony
Pony wants you to take care of her.
>>15003932oh dear lord
>>15003884>Sudden drop in testosterone/blood pressure after cumming>Anon do you always get so tired with this little effort? Geez you must be a superman if you can make it through one whole day
playing no-games with derpy
>>15003935Oh my, she got origins like the joker!
>>15003935dat Joker backstory knockoff
>>15003918ah, i didn't see thatweird
>>15003906I love that tumblr.
>>15003915"its", it's the exception to the rule of showing possession and does not use an apostrophe except for when it is a contraction for "it is"
>>15003971So, playing a playstation or watching a movie? Joking aside, I'd still do it.
>>15003915The sentence>It's lost it's magic.is incorrect because of a misuse of the contraction "it's". "It's" is a contraction of "It" + "is" or "it" + "has", so the first instance is actually correct. However, it was this that made the subsequent error all the more egregious. "It's magic", using the previously mentioned protocol for use of "it's", would mean either "it has magic" or "it is magic." Given the context of the sentence, this would mean the true meaning of what you posted was >It has lost it is magicor>It has lost it has magicboth of which, are, of course, erroneous. The possessive form of "it" is "its", in keeping with the possessive pronouns his, her, their, etc., none of which have apostrophes.
>>15004004>>15004018Twilight and Cheerilee, how is a baby made?
>>15004040Maybe we should do some...testing.
>>15004040Standard mammalian reproduction. Shouldn't you know this one already?
>>15004004Man I bet dirty talk from Twilight would be funny as hell.
>>15004040This pony does not have time to learn about the birds and the bees!
>>15003947That was a fun one. One of the weirdest in terms of wrapping my mind around how to phrase anything and still make sense.I really gotta get back into writing little snippets like that, they're easier to just sit down and do than these other ones I fuss over so much.The Derpy H-games thing could be neat to work with too.
>tfw stupid but I like TwilightBookprincess would never like me.
>>15004051Mrs. Cheerilee, why do I get strange urges when you're writing on the chalkboard?
>>15003935Hmmn, that comic seems awfully detailed. I'll bet that they zoom in on it in that scene.
>>15004080She'd love teaching you.
>>15004080Maybe she would like how you ask her questions about things you don't know every day since she likes explaining things.
>>15004080That pone sure does love books
>>15004081It's the sight of her big purple rump waving to and fro.
>>15004106>not big maroon butt
>>15004115Does she want me to make a balloon animal?
>>15004077it's cute and sexy, which is how I like my lewd Derpy stuff.
>>15004115Thats the wrong type of "glove" Dash.WPSHH
>>15004140Yes.With your own balloon.
>>15004115Hah, she thinks I'd use a rubber
>>15004156Yeah, I like it too. Something that's more on the feely side than straight up smut.Gotta work on giving feelings other than lust. Again.
>arrange a circlejerk with some ponyfags>only 1 shows upYou're all big talkers
>>15004190Well thats where you fucked up.You invited ponyfags and not horsefuckers.
>>15004174Exactly.That's a funny thought.
>>15004077>>15004156I kind of see Twilight doing that more for some reason.
>>15004185Lust is a great feeling though.
>>15004198They were from here
yo guys where da leak at
>>15003930She says that you and she are going out tonight to leave your Marx on the town!
>>15004081>implying Twilight wouldn't jump on the chance to personally tutor you>implying your little infatuation with her wouldn't go completely unnoticed by her for ages as she took you through the sections of the library, teaching subject by subject>implying you wouldn't gradually become real friends, and your crush won't bloom into something deeper>implying you wouldn't panic as you realized you were reaching the end of the Dewey Decimals system, and that your time together would be reaching an end soon>implying Spike and all her friends wouldn't have noticed by now>implying you wouldn't freeze under the pressure and wind up saying nothing on the day you two finish the last book>implying you wouldn't go to her again the very next night anyway and confess and say you can't think about not seeing her ever again>implying she wouldn't blush and chide you for thinking you wouldn't see each other again because you were friends now, and you can come by the library anytime you want anyway>implying you wouldn't stutteringly elaborate on how she makes you feel inside, and how you want nothing more than to know she feels the same way too>implying she wouldn't wrap you in a winghug and kiss you >implying she wouldn't smell just like the yellowed books you grew to love with her
>>15004209That warm feeling of love and affection is better.
>>15004238She would never have time for me. She's too busy having adventures and trying to open that fucking box.
>>15004204I can see both.Derpy because she knows you like that stuff and loves you enough to go through all that work for you.Twilight would probably walk in on you playing said game and ask a million questions about it, and if you so much as whispered Visual Novel she'd be eager to read it with you. Could take her by surprise and get kinky from there though.>>15004234Ouch, my heart.That loveable pink pony.>>15004240Yes, exactly.
>>15004238I doubt she could form a long lasting relationship with someone that couldn't really mentally challenge/support her
>>15004262>tfw if she were real your waifu probably wouldnt even like you
can someone help me find that one quote about that goes on about "when I was a child I did child things, but when i became a man I put away such childish things like giving a fuck about what others think"i can't remember the actual thing
Season 1: PonkSeason 2: RaritySeason 3: DashSeason 4 (so far): Fluttershy
>>15004115P-pony is not for sexual!Okay, maybe just this once.
>>15004287giving a fuck about what others think is childish?
IM SORRY MRS CHEERILEEI AM FOR REAL
Pony debated on whether or not she should show you where the lemonade is made
>>15004301she's best pon
>>15004077>>15004156>>15004185>>15004240>>15004274love and lust hand in hand for deepest attraction
>>15004287That was C. S. Lewis. Trivia: Those initials stand for Clive Staples. That is his actual name, no joke.
>>15004287Your google powers are weak anonand It was CS Lewishttp://www.goodreads.com/quotes/297419-when-i-became-a-man-i-put-away-childish-things
>tfw Twifags are allowed to post in MLPG
>>15004306This one goes out to all the ponies mommasand mommas mommas
>>15004287It was C.S. Lewis>When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.>>15004276Everybody has a unique perspective on things, though. It's not like less smart people are less interesting to talk to if you're smart, although I suppose there's no real way of knowing if that's true or not.
>>15004274>Derpy because she knows you like that stuff and loves you enough to go through all that work for you.This just makes me sad that she isn't real.
>>15004343Twilight Sparkle loves to talk with Applejack, after all.
>>15004327which is why he told his friends to call him Jack
>>15004355Over the line!
>>15004292>If Twilight is so great then how come she didn't know that the radiant shield of Razdon was vulnerable to the dark enchantment of the rings of Scorchero?
>>15004338>tfw Dashfags are allowed as well
>>15004336I will never understand people who show weak googling powers. I can find most things I'm looking for in the time it takes to fill out a captcha. Asking people for info is always my last resort. How do people manage not googling everything out of habit whenever there's a keyboard in front of them?
>>15004354I don't know what you're talking about.
>>15004388Sometimes I'll ask something in hopes of starting a conversation about it. Not as a trick or anything but because even after I looked it up I'd still want to talk about it.
>>15004338I don't even like Twilight that much and I just wrote a big old greentext feel about herAll the ponies are pretty great when you get down to it, frankly speaking>>15004355Dunno if you're joking or not but that's kinda true.
>>15004359One of his friends was J. R. R. Tolkien, who had two middle names. Do you think that's why they were friends? Was their writers club, the Inklings, secretly a 'weird middle names' club?
>>15004372Wow, that's one smug as fuck pony
>>15004238>Implying you can fix stupid people.
>>15004278>or even acknowledge your existence
>>15004405What's wrong with their faces?
>>15004115Why would I need to use a condom? It's physically impossible for us to have foals, neither of us have STD's.
>>15004415I don't even give a fuck.
>>15004426How am I in the air and asking her such questions?
>>15004388I can google about as well as you do, I too wonder why people don't look.Admittedly, I do sometimes ask for the sake of discussion. If there ar epeople like me in the thread then they feel good answering a question for someone
>>15004428>fucking someone with an STDWhy would you even take the chance, holy shit.
>>15004430i can never fap to anything derpy related since i always hear it in her regular voice from tlr and it just kills my boner every time
>>15004320What was pony's decision?
>>15004426>>15004437 beat me to it.
>>15004449because I'm a virgin and pony is a pure maiden
your'e opinion is aboslutely carp.
>>15004428What if she did get pregnant and have a satyr child?
>>15004454You mean her only voice.Fuck the redub.
>>15004449>You think I have a what now?
>>15004496yeah that oneit just sounds so weird when imagining something lewd with it
>>15004428>>15004449>>15004506guys they are sti's now
>>15004498why can't you stay in your general?
>>15004506Don't worry Dash, we know you don't have any STD's.You have to have sex first to have one of those.
>>15004461She decided not to
>>15004519Reminder of how terrible the Twins' voices are.
>>15004554Or sit on a toilet after Rarity was on it
>>15004428In a land of magical ponies where all it takes is the flip of a genetic switch to grant children phenomenal magical potential or full blown wings it's best not to chance it. Their genetics could work the way Asari reproduction works, only with more physical fucking.
Derpibooru is finally back up
>>15004506What, no. I wasn't saying you had anything little blue horse.
>>15004558cloudchaser sounds fine, but flitter sounds awful so it's the same with her
>>15004115You really think you're getting sugar tonight after calling my work 'totally lame' and watching Mythbusters reruns all night?Really?
>>15004564oh man, dash is so adorable when she gets mad
>>15004573Woah, back the fuck up.>flip of a genetic switch to grant phenomenal magic potential or full blown wingsGet your headcanon out of here, satyrfag.
>>15004564Such an angry pone
>>15004558Cloudchaser has a sultry voice~Flitter sounds like a total girly girl.
>>15004603>dash is so adorable
>>15004506> She's a carrier for measles> No one's quite sure how> It's very clear which humans she's been 'cuddling' with> The strain on the local hospital is great enough Twilight's been tasked with developing a vaccine, and quickly
>>15004616Pony can't growl worth a damn.
>>15004632Pony growls like a dog. It's canon.
>>15004632Dude, she can roar like one of those wolves
>>15004626Poor Dash. She'd never live the nickname "cuddlebug" down. There goes her cool and tough reputation.
>>15004660A literal example of a girl "with cooties" would derail primary-school health classes for years to come.
>>15004657She looks like she's rubbing herself against the ground.
>>15004657That's because her legs were broke
>>15004657>>15004701FS and Dash were so cute in that episode.
draw 1 pony having sex with 1 other pony
>>15004701Those don't look broken to me
>>15004623the newest episode was Dash is a QT2: Electric Boogaloo
>>15004723> incest> impreg> reluctantOh yesss
>>15004720All the ponies were great that episode. Even Spike was okay except for the chores.
>>15004728Because you're stupid
>>15004701I'm more worried about Fluttershy's left arm.
oh gosh is that the picture i asked Rose to draw me for my birthday a few weeks ago?
So uh, who's gonna sing on Saturday?
>>15004749It appears to be Sweetie as a futa humping into her sleeping sister and (inadvertently(?)) impregnating Rarity.
I want to hug this filly so bad.
>>15004753Looks like some pony needs a hug.
>>15004787>>15004753She really does
>>15004817Well, I'm gonna do it!I'll be the one to hug that pone!
>>15004782>There will never be a plush trio of her, Marker and Gloomy.
Those little arm floaties are adorable.
>>15004830You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, im hugging that pony
>>15004830You took too longI'm hugging pone now
Sometimes, I worry about people who pay money for these kinds of drawingsThen I realize that I've done worse
>>15004844I hugged her before you hugged her.
>>15004817Tickle her hooves as punishment. Maybe without the orgasming...
Give me a request
>Tfw I will never be turned into a satyr and forcefully impregnated by a futa marker pony.
>>15004853>>15004844>>15004830>>15004840guys guys lets calm down, I know what this calls for. Lets group hug the pone
>>15004857Twilight Sparkle making over Fluttershy's house with her magic.
>>15004857Fat RD getting stuck somewhere
>>15004830>>15004840>>15004844>>15004853You're going to tear her apart.
>>15004857Pony doing this
>>15004864trying too hard
>>15004857Twilight trying to entice a stallion and getting scared when they reciprocate.
>>15004870>Gang hugging a pone against her will
>>15004857Shining Armour reading Dash's Daring Do ripoff character sheet.
>>15004853I don't know what pone you huggedbecause I hugged RD first
>>15004874Before she even had a chance to react she'd be getting hugged from every direction. Just as planned.
The archive seems to be pointing to /co/ for me right now.
>>15004895But that's me hugging her while you're in the bed
>>15004848>you will never capitalize on autism
>>15004895Xieril I want to share Rainbow Dash with you.
>>15004855You mean orgasm denial?
>>15004921No, Dash is mine.
It's situations like these where I fear for what would happen if mlpg was in a room, and a single real pony suddenly appeared in the middle.
>>15004857Fluttershy stuck in a chimney
>>15004940I remember those nights very well.
>>15004934Greatly depends on who the pony is
Pony wants a restraining order
>>15004928Oh.Oh yes. Would you deny Dash?
>>15004966I really want it manIt's an idea that won't get out of my head until someone does it.I'm fine with having to wait for months on end before someone does it
>>15004989But somebody did it already.
>>15004980That was a nice visual gag
>>15005005>i took an arrow to the wingxd
>>15005007Gimmie nowI must have been asleep
>>15005026I didn't save it, but it was Lyra and it was within the last two or three threads I think.
Please tell me there is a .gif of the Dash/Daring hug at the end of the last episode
>>15004982Until she's squirming and begging
>>15005034>>15005026I saw one of Marker pony, too
>>15005034Was Lyra wearing a fancy hat?
>in Hearthstone beta>got another email saying welcome to the beta with another keythe hell
In this pony, I am pony. Not because of any phony pony's pony. But because, I am pony'd by my pony.
>>15005102Can I have it?
>>15005034>>15005081OH COME ONEHY DO THE FUN THINGS ONLY HAPPEN WHEN i HAVE SHIT TO DO
>>15005092It's a clear parody, anon.
>>15005101>both cutie marks visiblewhy does this arouse me so much? i really dont understand it
I got a phone connect yesterday so now I can get heroin delivered to me in the Mcdonalds parking lot, then go home and watch ponies. Capitalism is great.
>>15005152just one more rainboom
>>15005145Because it's just that great.
Pony just walked into your house and started doing this
>>15005180>All the ponies are outside>Except twilight shitsparkleworst pony
>>15005176That's happening in your Equestria. What are you gonna do about it?
>>15005180Beat pony's ass until it's red
>>15005111I dunno maybe. Let me make sure they didnt just resend me the same key I used earlier.
>>15005175gotta get some blindbag ponies so I can post my stamp bags next to some pones
>>15005195>going outsideThat's for the plebeian lesser-races
>>15005154Who the fuck keeps calling me that?
>>15005228die communist scum
>>15005219You could use some sun
>>15005131AND THEN THEY FUCKED!