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Spacehorse
Winghorse
Princesshorse

All of these things and more
It's Celestia time

Landhorse: >>14987975
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>rape
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>>14992425
Celestia is a nice horse. I do hope she gets her own episode soon.
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>>14992373
ANON! We agreed that nuclear weaponry is cheating!
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>>14992444
fuck that, I never signed any treaties
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I love pony. Don't you love pony, Anon?
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>>14992444
boom bitch
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>>14992425
It's not day yet though, it's not even Twilight.
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>>14992460
I love pony more than you
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>>14992460
>>14992466
I love pony the most.
No one can love pony more than me.
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Stop bein dead
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rip in pizza
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>>14992486
but my friends are dead, my family is dead, and I am dead

pony over
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>>14992486
fine, I'll be bed instead.
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Pony shouldn't be out in the dark night.
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>>14992496
n-no!
now I can't be bed
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Pony's face when she learns of your favourite fetish
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>>14992501
that face looks terrifying
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>>14992501
Pony is my favorite fetish.
Pony is my only fetish.
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>>14992490
such a pretty pony
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>>14992501
But my fetish is pony.
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>>14992501
anal?
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>Get off the table
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>>14992513
Anal isn't a fetish
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>>14992501
Either surprised that it's something so vanilla, or she thinks it's uncouth
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>>14992531
I would strongly argue otherwise
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>>14992531

Anything not strictly 'penis in vagina' is a fetish.
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someone post something lewd on imgur
I want to see if this script works or not
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pony should wear bloomers
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>>14992548
>not having a PiV fetish
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>>14992553
SWEETIE BELLE GET OUT OF MY ROOM
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>>14992501

Rape and Orgasm Denial.
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>>14992561
But she wants to show you her new bloomers.
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>>14992551
http://i.imgur.com/j9FERms.jpg

ok
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>>14992553
what's going on with the background
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>>14992501
This is actually pretty accurate. Twilight seems like she would be the kind of girl who's into urethral sounding.
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>>14992570
Those are my bloomers, she has no business wearing them
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

watching kill the irishman, a mobster movie
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>>14992571
wow
lewd
mission accomplished
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>>14992577

>wtf is that
>google it
>grab junk

why would anybody do this
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>>14992584
I dunno it sounds alright
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>>14992581
so what's up with these constant stram links of yours these days
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>>14992584
It's not painful if done correctly, apparently it's a pleasant feeling.
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>>14992587
i'm a fucking stream whore what do you think
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>>14992584
It feels great, Anon
Getting down to your prostate is just something else
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>>14992588
I know I've tried beginner sounds and it was still terrible
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>>14992584
It feels good when you do it right, Anon. And it helps a little if you like pain.
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>rarities destiny
best image ever.
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>>14992596
>Rarity will never be magically forced on your dick
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>>14992592
I'd like to get down to my prostate one day. But for now, I only use a sharpie, so it won't reach. The thickness is great though.
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>>14992602
>I only use a sharpie
>a sharpie
HOLY FUCK IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY IF YOU DON'T POST THAT SOMEWHERE UNLESS THERE ARE SOME BIRO SIZE SHARPIES I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
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>>14992602


D:
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Rarity is not a slut.
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>>14992611
of course she is
all of the ponies are huge sluts
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>>14992611
>rarity as a sperm
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>you will never make pone's belly swell with your viscous semen
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I don't really like Griffons but they looks like fun to hug
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>>14992626
I agree, but I'd rather rub a griffon's belly given the option
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I would love to spark a bowl with Trixie, I bet she'd be funny as hell.

Also: Someone post something for me to masturbate too.
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>>14992635
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>>14992626
Sure, until they peck your eyes out and slash your chest open with their mighty talons
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>>14992640
how lewd
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>>14992635
>get high with trixie
>she drinks all your juice
>complains about how there's never enough and flees

https://e621.net/post/show/349783
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>>14992608
Just one of these, guy. I had a pic at one point, but I think it's since gotten baleeted.
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>>14992649
>not having 4 gallons of v8 splash on hand at all times

Apparently I am prepared for this happenstance.
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>"What are you playing, anon?"
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If you were a pony what would you say to the other ponies who were trying desperately to get anon's attention?
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>>14992649
>child hugging a voluptuous amazon's thick thigh

Why did I not know I had this fetish?
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holy shit mlpg slow down
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What is twilight finds loli attractive?
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>>14992666
Calm down Satan, Twilight isn't into that
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>>14992666
What a fitting question for satan to ask.

I'd rape them both at the same time.
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>>14992659
it's called saltybet
it's not really a game but you can play too if you want
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>/mlp/ hates the new episode
>/co/ hates the new episode
>Bronies hate the new episode

It's over, S4 is finished
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>>14992678
are you trying to shitpost or does it just come naturally
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>>14992678
/mlp/ sure seemed to like the last one though.
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>>14992666
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>>14992661
sit on his face
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>>14992653
>v8 splash
pony drinks half a gallon then vomits all over your bathtub
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>>14992666
>no wings
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>>14992659
BF4 Singleplayer
Want to unlock those guns for MP
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>>14992678
This just proves that Dash is worst pony

>mmdw
>micro series
>daring don't
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>>14992734
I like all those things.
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>>14992734
it's still weird thing to consider since read it and weep was one of the better episodes
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>>14992474
I just noticed that we nearly stopped making these posts.
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What if pony's colours were reversed?
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Does anyone have the 'fuck your maker' logo?
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pony is crying so hard her nose is dripping

she's begging you not to eat her, she'll do anything
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>>14992745
the source is always on horsefucking.co if you ever want to post it yourself
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>>14992749
You tell me.
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>>14992758
Thats cute
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>>14992753
I am surprise Issac stop posting these. I guess the game stop being relevant LONG ago.
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>>14992749
I've been saving my Master Ball for this moment
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>>14992758
>worst pony hugging decent pony
Uhm, so the cuteness actually increases in this case study.
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>>14992758
Why is she so perfect?
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>>14992754
I didn't say I wanted to eat her. I said I wanted to eat her out.
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>>14992678
Sauce on the bronies?
I don't see the problem with the new episode, it was meh, but still entertaining, only biased retards like >>14992734 "hates" it.
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>>14992754
Why would I eat her?

FIne, she is my roommate and she have to help out with the chores. We also have to share bed.
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>>14992754
alright, but she has to eat me instead
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>>14992788
I don't "hate" it, but you can't tell me it isn't the worst of S4 so far
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>>14992765
Thanks, but wasn't there one that was based on the MLP logo?
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>>14992788
from what I've noticed, bronies don't seem to like the whole "Daring do" is real aspect and dash being a cunt

I liked it tho, could've been far more worse
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>tfw no pony on human cunnilingus or human/pony 69
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>>14992809
Yes there is
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>>14992800
Yeah but that's not saying much.
>>14992804
>and dash being a cunt
But how was she a cunt? She was to the contrary spergy as fuck this time, and felt bad for disappointing daring.
I don't see anything "cuntish" here, it's like you guys want her to remove her entire personality and transform her into Fluttershy or otherwise everything she does is cuntish.
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>>14992814
>not posting any
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>>14992804
Isn't that actually the worst part? The fact that the more complicated characters (Twi, RD, Rar) besome 2d and the others (FS, PP, AJ) lose what saved them from being a one-adjective character?
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>>14992765
I was letting Isaacanon handle that.

>>14992753
>>14992803
This one?
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>>14992779
pony doesn't believe you, as she's hanging from a spit looking directly at the (upside-down) chewed bones of your previous victims in a pile in the corner of the cave
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>>14992839
those bones are decorative
this isn't even my cave, I'm just renting this place until I can get a place in ponyville
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>>14992824
I'm just really going by what someone I know told me right after the episode aired.

He didn't like what they did with Rarity in Castle-maneia either, so I don't really care about his opinions.
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>>14992837
Yes, thank you! I hoped it would have a higher res, but I guess this is the original.
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>>14992804
I hate this "cunt" thing because it's almost a meme now. /mlp/ spouts it everytime with Dash just to distance themselves with the autistic "2fast" but in doing so we look like morons ourselves by reducing the character like that.
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>>14992853
She is a cunt though
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>>14992845
pony is skeptical, considering that celestia has significantly subsidized the cost of housing in ponyville, unless you're having trouble with form I-38J, which has shown to be a significant stumbling block to home ownership among non-native speakers of pony.
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>>14992860
And you probably are more of a cunt than she'll ever be.
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>>14992853
This board is always saying that Rarity and Rainbow fans hate each other. So Rainbow Dash threads always have people calling her a cunt, while Rarity threads have people calling her a slut. It's probably just people jumping on the bandwagon because they think it's true.
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>>14992873
>>14992853
You need to calm down when people call your shitty waifu a cunt
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>>14992870
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>>14992853
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>>14992853
Now you know how Rarityfags feel.
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>>14992865
the problem is my "case worker" took my money and ran

I was scheduled to be converted to a pretty mare and everything
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>>14992849
Oh, I had the .png in the folder, too, that might help. Didn't notice I posted the .jpg.
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I can still be your waifu, right?
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>>14992878
It's just sad, it feels more like /b/ than /co/.
I wonder if they would call Faust a cunt too for thinking of RD, she's a slight feminist herself and obviously like a character like that that break the usual "little girl" formula, and yet she's reduced as cunt because "le meme".
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>>14992881
What's wrong, Pinkie Ponks?
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>>14992895
Thanks!
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>>14992893
pony thinks that's sad.

she says she'd be willing to help expedite your housing forms if you'd untie her from this spit and direct her back to town
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TRAITOR
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>>14992905
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Celestia C'nteylot wgah'nagl fhtagn
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>>14992930
Pinkie, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
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>>14992870
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>>14992901
Rainbow Dash is my favorite pony, but I don't hate Rarity or her fans at all. In fact I think Rarity often has really great scenes, even in episodes where she isn't the main focus.
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>>14992930
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>>14992917
sure, she was only up there because she looked cold and I tied her up because I didn't want her to fall

town is straight east from here but it's a bit of a walk and it's getting late.
I'd be happy to walk her there in the morning if she doesn't mind staying the night.
I looted some bean paste from a griffon bandit camp if she's hungry!
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>>14992937
Same for me, and I think its the same for most of MLPG.
It's just the majority of /b/tards "fanfags" that act that way, I just feel they are on the rise on this board, that's what worries me.
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>>14992893
Ah, that. There are no pretty mare conversions. You got taken in, boyo.
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>>14992881
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>>14992954
Aww man, the guy had a letter from Celestia and everything
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>>14992967
It was probably one of them dragon forgeries. Highly illegal if you're caught with one.
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>>14992930
I wonder how Celestia would take to being converted to a great old one
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STOP
FUCKING
YOUR
PONES
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I had a dream last night where I was fucking my girlfriend and then twilight mind controlled me and enter my mind and then we were both fucking her at the same time with my dick.
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>>14993006
is this what having a tulpa is like
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>>14993015
depends. do you have a mental illness
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>>14993006
LOOK
AT
THAT
HAPPY
PONE
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>>14993026
nothing diagnosed
I'm functional enough to avoid brain doctors
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>>14993041
she loves giving it to anons gif
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Pony cries herself to sleep every night because she believes no-one loves her
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>>14993043
then no. it's not like 'having' a tulpa
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>>14993053
Is that good or bad?
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>>14992946
Pony thinks that's kind of you, after throwing a blanket over the ghastly display of 'decorative' bones she shares a nice meal with you before falling asleep in your arms.
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help i need something happy to watch after seeing that video of the guy getting fucked by a horse and dying

why did i watch that
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>>14993053
I do the same thing as pony
I cry the most when I was dumb enough to believe that someone might actually like me for a moment

At least that pony has animals and purpose
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>>14992853
>>14992878
>>14992901
>thinking it's an /mlp/ thing
Haha, wow. It's like no one here has been on /a/ for more than 5 minutes
>inb4 kids saying 'fuck off weeaboo pedophile, le chinese cartoons aren't for mature people such as myself'
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>>14993064
>'decorative'
no, they really are
they're hollow plastic

except the one I drilled out and filled full of wine

don't tell my landlord about that one
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>>14993104
Anime is alright, but /a/ is not.

Though you belong on /b/.
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>>14993053
Good. That pony is terrible and deserves to suffer.
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>>14993093
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwSUv30HlnQ
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>>14993117
that helped, but i think i'm going to have to cut out my eyes or commit sudoku or something
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>>14993093
link
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>>14993139
http://www(dot)uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13199

i don't recommend watching it, but here
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>>14993134
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVE5VdL916I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzS7OLd6faw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SN2AAryvTo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKUybmRse7o

these might help too
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>>14993134
why DID you watch that. i mean, the whole mr. hands thing is famous enough now that you had to know what you were getting in to.

it's sorta like, i don't have any sympathy for people who watch 2girls and come out sickened. i mean, come on man. you were warned.
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Evens: Get ready and go somewhere.

Odds: Stay home.
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>>14993157
>leaving home
>ever
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>>14993154
morbid curiosity, but i would say this is a very good example of curiosity killing the cat

>>14993152
thanks
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pones are NOT for sexually
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pones are DEFINITELY for sexually
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>>14993189
maybe if you want to have your colon thrashed
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>>14993197
maybe I do
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>>14993199
well i wish you luck good sir and i hope your death is as painless as possible
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>>14993197
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Watch me swooce right in
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>>14993197

I don't want a pony thing inside me. I don't want to go inside a pony unless they want me there. I just want to cuddle, stroke, lick and kiss a pony. I want to brush its mane and tell it that it's a good pony.

love knows no mere boundaries of species

or time
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>>14992898
No fuck you nerd.
Your cunt is showing, put that away.
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>>14993203
>i hope your death is as painless as possible
you and me both
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>>14993150
what the fuck
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>>14993197
who was talking about horses
we were talking about pones
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>>14993208
daily reminder that pony isn't real
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can we talk about happy things?

how would you cuddle your waifu?
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>>14993203
Post dicks
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>>14993226
I don't have a waifu
I think waifufags are the worst

I want to cuddle all the ponies
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>>14993234
how would you cuddle all the ponies?
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>>14993236
three or four at a time
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>>14993236
ponies cuddle your dick
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>>14993208

pony is really creeped out and wants you to go away
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who's your waifu? who's your non mane six waifu?
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>>14993252
>waifuing
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>>14993226
If she wants too, of course.

>>14993234
>I want to cuddle all the ponies
Stop hogging the ponies.
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>>14993252
>having a waifu
>having more than one waifu
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>>14993255
i don't personally have a waifu, but i like hearing about nice things like waifus
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Evens: Buy something stupid that I want.

Tails: Save my money.
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>>14993252
What is a Waifu?
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>>14993267
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>>14993267
>Tails

Wow, I fucked that up.
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>>14993261
>Stop hogging the ponies
I'm not hogging shit
it's not like I'm keeping them in a cuddledungeon forever
they're free to leave if they're not having fun
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>>14993278
I am sure all of them will leave and they will inform Celestia and the Royal Guard about your dark deed!
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is derpibooru down for anyone else?
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i need pictures

pictures of rumble
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>>14993288
yeah, I tried to get a picture of a pony hours ago and it hasn't come back
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>>14993294
no, you get Thunderlane instead
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>>14993294
Why do you need most sexual pony?
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is there a female pony that uses the male pony base?
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>>14993252
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>>14993325
as far as I know, Rumble is the only pony that has crossed the gender/outline barrier
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>>14993294
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>>14993339
okay, thank you
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>>14993342
for what it's worth: Fleur-de-Lis was the first non-princess to use the tall pony model
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>>14993341
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>>14993346
Fleur is such a qt. I wish there was more of her around.
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>>14993386
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>>14993386
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>>14993381

oh tthats rich

good post anon
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>>14993394
she's 2pretty4mostArtists
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>>14993411
Time for the sun!
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Fluttershy likes you so much that she made meatloaf and is ready to eat some to make you happy
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>>14993428
She doesn't have to do that.
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>>14993428
Was it anyone she knew?
It doesn't count if she can't name who it was made out of
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>>14993425
has pony been booping overtime
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my ball is so smooth
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>>14993423
it kinda bugs me that when artists want to make twilycorn like celestia and luna they just take her regular hair and put stars in it like she's luna
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>>14993463
How would you design an elder Princess Twily mane?
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lewd
pones
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>>14993488
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>>14993488
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>>14993488
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>>14993497
>chance
unf
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Hey assholes

Post pony
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>>14993561
I cannot postpone any longer
My computer might explode
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>>14993561
you're not the boss of me
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>>14993561
Okay
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DO THE D-A-N-C-E

1-2-3-4-5
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>>14993288
http://news.derpiboo.ru/
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>>14993571
drawing a lot of wrinkles in the scarf like that seems to make the simple style pretty useless
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>>14992640
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>>14993589
how about this, instead
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>>14993596
100% better
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>>14993603
it's all messy and sloppy though
are you sure?
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>>14993607
got it
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>>14993618
what about this, instead?
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>>14993638
as long as the style of the cloth and pony match
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>>14993638
That isn't a pegasus I want to cuddle, though.
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>We're sorry, Gilda cannot be on the show right now, she's currently on a journey of self discovery.
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>>14993644
you can't tell which pegasus it is, though
that's the whole point of the mask
to obscure their identity

you're not cheating, are you?
no cheating allowed!
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>>14993630
RIP Cat
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>>14993700
Just because it obscures their snout doesn't mean it obscures something more important, like their mane or their cutie mark.
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how many days would you wait to call pony after she gives you her number?
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>>14993724
zero, you're supposed to call her that evening
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Got any L4D crossover pictures?
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>>14993724
I probably wouldn't have the balls to do it at all.
Even if I did, I'd probably freeze up the second it goes to voicemail and it will and say something stupid and then she won't like me anymore and then I'll be depressed again and then curl up against a corner or some shit like that.
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>there are over 10 of these in a row on my dashboard
>>14988310

OVERBOOPS
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PONY K.E.M. STRIKE INBOUND
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>>14993748
you should see a doctor about your depression

Prozac is pretty great
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>>14993770
I live with my parents; I don't want them to know how fucked in the head I am.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qT7GylRxw
Season 4...
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>>14993781
Please, nobody cares if you're depressed.

It affects like a bazillion people.
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>>14993781
Real talk: your parents already know something's fucked up with you
seeking help will probably only improve your standing in their eyes
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>>14993800
I don't tell them anything ever, so I highly doubt that.
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>>14993810
you're right, it's perfectly normal to never speak with your housemates, ever

oh wait

it's not and you're fucking crazy
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Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>14993823
stop trying to make anon more paranoid
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>he still hasn't killed himself
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>>14993834
but anon is behaving erratically
he deserves a little extra suspicion
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>>14993823
>it's not and you're fucking crazy
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>>14993846
he has enough to deal with from himself
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>shower all the way on hot
>still freezing

godammit ponies

pls wrap up winter
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>>14992993
>>14992993
>>14992993
It's fucking happening.

Well hopefully eventually going to happen.
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>>14993862
LEL IT'S ONLY DECEMBER NIGGA #REKT #YOLO #MILEYCYRUS
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>>14993855
he wouldn't have so much to deal with if he just admitted he had a problem and sought appropriate help

>>14993870
it's never going to happen
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DAKARA HIGH HIGH HIGH
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>>14992898
No. You're mean to Twilight and you're a bitch. Go away.
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>>14993874
>worse than saying I don't believe in fairy's
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>>14993892
fairies not fairy's
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>>14993892
don't you dare make that face at me
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Would you race with pony?
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>>14993898
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sex with demon sunset shimmer
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>>14993909
>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"
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>>14993911
Cuddling with redeemed Sunset Shimmer
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>>14993911
Demons are for ripping and tearing
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>>14993902
>>14993916
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>>14993929
>no-one will do a DOOM parody of the equestria girls demons, simply becuase equestria girls was that shit
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>>14993947
All we would have is SS as a cyberdemon.
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>>14992993
>>14992993
Here comes the leaks
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>>14993980
1. you're 2slow
2. it ain't gonna happen
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>>14993980
that's an absurdly inefficient way to search for leaks

Applejack the ripper would have told us if that were a viable option, right?
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holy shit it is so goddamn cold

what I wouldn't give for a nice warm pone right about now...
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>>14994007
>tfw no cocksleeve pony to keep your penis warm
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>>14994012
I'd rather just cuddle up with pony under a blanket and share some hot chocolate with them.
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>>14994007
CONGRATULATIONS, MORTAL
YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED ONE (1) BURNING PRINCESS CELESTIA

ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
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Which pony would have the warmest buns?
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>>14994022
uh ok i can live with that

how long is she burning for
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>>14994022
HOLY FUCK CELESTIA ON FIRE JUST DROPPED ON MY HEADOH GOD
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>>14993980
holy shit that image
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>>14994031
THEORETICALLY SHE CAN BURN FOR OVER A THOUSAND YEARS

>>14994034
HA HA, ENJOY YOUR FIREPONY


>>14994027
Princess Celestia
Unless you're using "buns" in a symbolic manner
then all bets are off, but Celestia does have some warm buns
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>>14994020
see, this guy knows
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But where did Markerpony come from?
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>>14994062
The figment of anon's fetishes?
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>purposely waiting for or searching for leaks

It's like some people just want pony to be over with as soon as possible so they can go back to the hiatus.
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>>14994062
she was generated algorithmically out of the chaos
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>>14994062
When the marker was born. When the show is over, she disappear into the internet.
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>>14994048
silly ugly horse.
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>>14994067
>intentionally avoiding leaks
it's like some people don't even like watching the pony show
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>>14994076
I like masturbating but my dick hurts if I do it too much
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>>14994074
But she'll be forever in our hearts right?
>>
pony stayed up past her bedtime
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>>14994085
I'm sorry you have your own physical limits, but you shouldn't expect to the rest of us to hold back because of your failings
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>>14994074
What about Gloomy?
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>>14994075
>google image search
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>>14994069
>>14994074
>>14994065
But who made her?
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>>14994087
Yes, sure. Gloomy will still exist though.
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>>14994097
this bottle of pills says you should not take more than 2 per day

fuck that, I'm going to take the entire bottle RIGHT now
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>>14994096
I stay up too late every damn night. I'm in no position to criticize.
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>>14994102
We all made her
together

I mean, some guy drew her for the first time. But he only put her energy in to form. If you're looking for a history lesson you'll have to look elsewhere
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>>14994115
>tfw no MLPG historian expert
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>>14994102
By Obsidian.
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This guy enters your shop and asks for a pony
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>>14994124
Who?
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>>14994127
Sorry sir, I don't have any eggs on me.
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>>14994128
obsidian solitaire
some guy who doesn't post anymore
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>>14993750
I saved it all
I hope he makes more
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>>14994128
Old drawfag. Used to draw some weird but cool stuff.
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>>14994127
Sorry, this guy took all the ponies.
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>>14994145
You have really shitty stock then.
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>>14994152
Nope, he took all 2085 ponies.
He had to get hundreds of Uhauls to take it back to his electric castle.
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something about cucumbers and meta metashitposts
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>>14994162
Well i'm going to need directions to this electric castle to buy one of him, then.
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>>14994143
>>14994139
oh
we should really log the artists who post here or something
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>>14994164
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>>14994168
It's on mars.
only rediv is going to get these references
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>>14994168
buy one OFF of him, that is.
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butt
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>>14994171
Sentenal pls
it's called the Who's Who and it's fully voluntary
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>>14994171
That is what the Whoswho for

http://derpy.me/WhosWho
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>>14994180
What?
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>>14994175
How do i get there, then?
Ayreon is pretty good. You ain't the only one.
>>
SHES JUST A STEP AHEAD
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>>14994178
what about butt
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>>14994186
You have to travel across the rainbow bridge
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>>14994184
see >>14994181
if you've drawn ponies for the general and you want to be listed say something right now and I will personally bother Cosmo until you're added
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>>14994195
apple is good with butt
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>>14994202
I see.
That's neat.
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>>14994206
how much can apple butt
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>>14994208
so, what's the deal

have you drawn us a pony?
You want to be included, don't you?
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>tfw I know and can recognize every trick in a salesman's repertoire but am too much of a doormat to properly resist them

My wallet hurts.
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>>14994218
ew no
ponies are for gays

I'm only here for Markerpony.
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>>14994225
Fluttershy pls
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>>14994211
apple would like to butt alot butt she has to apple so she her family can live on apple
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>>14994229
so are you here for the fetishes are you one of the absolutely disgusting purityfags?
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>>14994229
You will like this then.

http://ask-mlp-general.tumblr.com/
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sex with Pinkie Pie
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>>14994225
>tfw dumb as nails and naive as fuck

I believe everything people tell me
it's the worst
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>>14994238
Stop shoving that shit here, Croptool.
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>>14994245
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>>14994243
but the last update is 2 months ago
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marker pony challenges you to a 2500ml race
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pony touched you inappropriately last night while you were sleeping
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>>14994255
continuous sex with pinkie pie
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>>14994253
I know the guy's lying when he says he likes me and that I'm getting some special deal, but I lack the nerve to call him on it or just say I'm not interested.
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>>14994253
Taking everything seriously like sarcasm is a symptom of aspergers
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>>14994262
Your dreaming. Pony does not exist.
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>>14994254
Never
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>>14994271
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>>14994262
But I do the same to pony every night.
He doesn't seem to mind...
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You have 10 minutes to give me a good reason i shouldn't delete all my sexualized pony art and porn.
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>>14994260
>insist on Price is Right rules
>pony loses because it went over
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>>14994278
Pony told me she exists!
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>>14994286
The internet could go down forever tomorrow and you wouldn't have any pony porn to fap to
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>>14994238
If ponies were real I'd be a purity fag
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>>14994291
You are seeing things, anon. Stop eating expired goods.
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>>14994297
All the best pony faps I've had have been from my imagination
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>>14994255
>Pinkie will never bite the pillow as you're going down on her
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Baby its cold outside~
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>>14994286
You should never insist on sweeping changes or all-or-nothing strategies no matter what the subject is. Gradualism is the way to go.
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>>14994314
Yes it is.
And here I am without any decent winter wear.
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>>14994311
>while she's winking
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>>14994306
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>>14994311

>feel
>try not to feel
>feel hard
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>>14994314
But ponies have a thick coat for winter. We see them without wintergears in the show.
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>>14994326
>"It's like I'm kissing you back!"
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>>14994238
Oh god, does that continue?
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>>14994319
They haven't interested me for over a month.
In fact the thought of fapping to anything has begun making me sick.
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>>14994351
Are you on antidepressants?
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>>14994309
A good erotic picture gives the imagination something solid to grasp onto and grow.
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Does MLPG still remember?
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>>14994260
something something Gloomy something hiatus production
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>>14994358
Nope
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>>14994347
>>14994377
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>>14994356
night horse are the best horse
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>>14994171
>tfw AB is dead
>tfw Apple hats us
>tfw BDF is ded
>tfw Caluriri is ded
>tfw Changelingbro is ded
>tfw Cheshire hats us
>tfw ciircuit hats us
>tfw Corwin is ded
>tfw Creepy Curse is ded
>tfw Dafty is ded
>tfw Dalapony is ded
>tfw Disco hats us
>tfw Don.ko is ded
>tfw Endii was killed by MSOB
>tfw Gypsymagic is ded
>tfw Hoppip is ded
>tfw Jalm is ded
>tfw Jailbait is ded
>tfw Javkiller is ded
>tfw Klondike hats us
>tfw Kloudmutt hats us
>tfw Kraut is ded and hats us
>tfw LK is ded
>tfw lolip hats us
>tfw Megasweet hats us
>tfw Mocha hats us
>tfw Moe is ded
>tfw Moophins is ded
>tfw MiLes is ded
>tfw Metals is in jail
>tfw Nithirian is ded
>tfw Noel hats us
>tfw No-Ink hats us
>tfw NPA is ded
>tfw NTSTS hats us
>tfw Obsidian is ded
>tfw PHN hats us
>tfw Peanus is ded
>tfw PNGLN hats us
>tfw PS is ded
>tfw Rei is ded
>tfw Reu hats us
>tfw Ross is alive
>tfw Rubro is ded
>tfw Saine is ded and hats us
>tfw Scherzo hats us
>tfw Shout hats us
>tfw Smile hats us
>tfw TAW is ded
>tfw Tess hats us
>tfw Tex hats us
>tfw Unity is ded
>>
TOUCH
PONUT
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>>14994389
>>tfw Ross is alive
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>>14994395
GET DIZZY
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>>14994389
Visually scrolling down that list I could swear the tfw's were changing letter order.
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>>14994365
I like reading erotic greentext more than looking at erotic pictures
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>>14992659
TES IV
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>>14994389
>alive

ha ha!
I will take a request!
Just one!
And it's probably going to be perverted beyond recognition!
No promises though!
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>>14994280
post sex cuddles with pinkie pie
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http://mlpg.co/art/src/1386578150170.gif
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>>14994414
sneezing apple pony
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>>14994408
Maybe I'm just biased because I can make my own.
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>>14994417
This is amazing
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>>14994417
Less bounce? I like it
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>>14994408
Have an old classic.
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>>14994417
marker pony is still a very ugly pony
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>>14994414
Applejack carry all the other ponies on her back.
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>>14994417
love it, why is Gloomy a blob though
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>>14994424
Maybe I am too.
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>>14994429
Yeeeees, this will do nicely.
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requests?

>>14994389
>I'm not ded
This list is full of shit
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>>14994417
Why is she saying "Aaah"

She's supposed to be saying "boop"
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>>14994455
oh yeah?
How about this?
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>>14994463
Celestia being annoyed because a Mothpony is buzzing around her horn every time she uses magic.
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Do we have a satellite pony?
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>>14994463
Pinkie and Applejack having a book fight while Twilight watches in horror.
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>>14994463
>>14994478
This one's cute and it's Mothpone Monday
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>>14994469
Okay, not so much that one.
>>
Pony is not for sticking your dick in to
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>>14994463
unicorn of your choice getting their horn stuck in a tree
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>>14994479
Maybe
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>>14994479
Even a pony can end up fallen, don't you cry because you're crawlin'

Start again, it's a beautiful mornin' for satellites
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>>14994389
>implying I'm not ded
>>
Whats opinion on MGQ3? worth playing?
>>
POST UNF PONES PLS
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Pony is for sticking your dick into
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>>14994492
Show me.
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>>14994499
>started with the first one two days ago
Damn, I'd hit Alice so hard
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Pony is for sticking your vagina into.
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>>14994504
What if pony wanted to stick his dick in you?
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>>14994389
I'm ded but I don't hat you.
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>>14994503
Pinkie Pie is a very fun pony.
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>>14994484
alright, how about this one
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>>14994455
im watching you
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>>14994503
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>>14994523
fun is just a buzzword pinkie
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>>14994503
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>>14994463
If you feel like it, have Dash (or another Pegasus) wear this armor and showing it off.
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>>14994532
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>>14994524
>marecock
NO THANKS.
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we lewd now?
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>>14994531
>"You mean all this time I haven't really been having fun, and fun doesn't exist and is just an artificial construct that people use to convince themselves that they don't have terrible taste?"
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>>14994455
Have this.

pastebin.com/sE8iyk5j
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>>14994503
>>
What is your favorite S4 meme

>Frosting
>Golden Twily Cane
>Drinking semen
>Funny Rainbow Dash face
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>>14994565
ur mum
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>>14994565
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>>14994565
two of those aren't even memes
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IT WORKED IT WORKED
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>>14994558
I spend three weeks looking for this.
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>>14994579
but why is she so happy
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>>14994503
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>>14994586
why indeed
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>>14994521
He can try
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>>14994565
>>14994576
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Do you ever wonder if anyone has ever fapped to your art, I mean even including non-lewd artists. How many times has someone finished themselves to your art in the world.

I wonder...
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>>14994503
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>>14994586
Because she doesn't have wings anymore
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>>14994483
But I already drew a mothpone today

>>14994534
okay
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>>14994586
Pone likes Converse.
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>>14994499
Nice digits you got there.
And I don't even care if it would be bad or anything, I've waited on this part since I finished part 2 three days after it came out, so I'm gonna fucking finish the whole thing.
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>>14994528
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>>14994597
Not really.

I'm sure someone did though.
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>>14994586
BECAUSE SHE HAS SNEAKERS
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>>14994597
Considering I have a porn tumblr, yes
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>>14994586
Because it worked
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>>14994558
...unf...
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>>14994602
>But I already drew a mothpone today
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>>14994550
It was so hard to resist masturbating before I finished capping that, jesus christ
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>>14994599
Why would she be happy if she was downgraded?
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>>14994607
>>
I've never actually heard Faust speak before.

I think I'm in love.

I already have been adoring her far more than is healthy. She is almost like a god. In fact my idea of the unknowable, indescribable Creator of our universe is personified in my mind as Lauren Faust.
>>
mewball draw a bat ponoe
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>>14994318

,
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>>14994597
I'm almost certain someone has masturbated to my "art"
what bothers me, is that there's at least one person in MLPG that is afraid to post smut because of some dumb/awful reasoning like they don't want to be associated with pornography or they hate people being happy or something
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>>14994626
You're welcome~
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>>14994594
that one made me exhale more air through my nose than usual
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>>14994625
Why is that a gif
that's the worst gif I've seen all day
Anon go sit in the corner

I'll draw more moth tonight
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>>14994597
No, but someone edited out the word "not" in that Rumble pic I did so it said "for sexual."
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>>14994635
remind me later
gotta take a chem final in like 30 mins
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>>14994637
I would draw porn but I can't find a style in which I can do to make it have that appeal.
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>>14994637
tfw facesitting is my fetish and I have made tons of pictures of it, but to scared to post
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>>14994637
>what bothers me, is that there's at least one person in MLPG that is afraid to post smut because of some dumb/awful reasoning like they don't want to be associated with pornography or they hate people being happy or something
Sorry.
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>>14994541
There's RR fanfiction?
where
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>>14994629
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>>14994658
I will tell you later
good luck on your exam
nerd
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>>14994636
>average drone
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>>14994558

>She makes a small smile, trying to ease your apparent misgivings, "Please sir, we're professionals. You have nothing to be worried about."
>Openly propositioning anon 5 minutes later

What was the point of that line then
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>>14994664
>making facesitting pictures
>not posting them
8.7 TERAHITLERS
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>>14994670
How? Does she even have a personality beyond being fat?
>>
i guess since i'm not a artist i wouldn't know, but would that be a good thing to have people fap to your art? unless you actually care about what people do in there free time.
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>>14994664
Facesitting really is top tier.
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>>14994630

Is this post really here or have I glitched or something

I hope not, if it's real then someone actually fucking read something I posted
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>>14994664
>>14994667
post them all you faggot
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>>14994675
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>>14994670
>RR fanfiction
...well I'd fap to it.
if it wasn't too fetishy for me, which it probably would be.
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>>14994689
i guess if i was a porn artist it would be cool cause it means my pictures are hot at least

as a non-porn artist i would think its hilarious
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>>14994687
Well, the same applies to Rainbow Dash and there's plenty of fanfiction featuring her
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>>14994689
Well, if it was porn you know at least that the picture did what it was supposed to do
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>Twilight forcefully arousing anon with magic even though she's not even there.

Like anon could be talking to the princess or his waifu and Twilight would be sending him lewd mental images and stroking his dick

Also she would magically enhance his semen production, making him cum like a geyser.
>Hey anon? Why are you leaking cream?
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>>14994675
>>14994699
>>14994629
lyra pls learn how to use a camera
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>>14994705
Mewball please you've drawn plenty lewd
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>>14994687
She likes red things and makes dresses, which is more than 90% of OCs and show ponies
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>>14994705
draw Lyra being aware that someone is going to masturbate to her because you just said so
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>>14994716
So if I was talking to Twilight, then?
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>>14994722
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>>14994689
Well, I think that if someone faps to your nsfw art it probably means that you did a good job at drawing it
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>>14994664
I have about 10 good-sized pages filled with crude lewd drawings and several fics that will never see the light of day
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>>14994689
1) be skilled
2) draw your fetish obsessively and have a tagged gallery for others to find

pick one
>>
It's the best feeling to know that someone came hard from one of your pictures
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>>14994746
GG pls
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>>14994653
>Why is that a gif
Because Dash is very depressed pony.
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>>14994719
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>>14994746
I don't believe you

Enjoy being on the same level as that kid that has a cousin that works at nintendo
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>>14994636
>>14994630
>>14994636
>>14994630
>>14994636
>>14994630

ONE. ONE PERSON REPLIED. AND THAT WAS JUST A MINDLESS TWO WORD POST.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO FUCKING DO TO FEEL LIKE A LIVING HUMAN BEING AMONG YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?
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>>14994696
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>>14994762
stop being terrible and start writing or drawing pornography
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Derpy can fit more!
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>>14994754
How would you go about cheering Rainbow Dash up?
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>>14994762
Nice try, baitmaster.
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>>14994513
alice is monster lord and killing her ends part 2
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>>14994748
Eh
I disagree
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>>14994751
pft I wish

>GG
>only 10 pages

anon pls

>>14994761
I will, thanks
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>>14994778

if i was bin laden nobody would have even noticed 9/11
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>>14994787
>she dies
Well, fuck you.

The monster lord part is no surprise though, that was painfully obvious from the beginning.
I actually expected that Ilias ordered the slaughtering and that I'd wreck her and not Alice though.
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>>14994784
I'd treat her to some ice cream and watch her favourite movies with her.
>>
Pony secretly giving anon hormones.
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>>14994802
What ice cream flavor is each pony's favorite?
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>>14994807
what kind of hormones
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>>14994788
I never fapped to your lewd stuff
It's really great but somehow doesn't work for fapping
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>pony will never be incredibly annoying on the train
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>>14994816
I don't know, I'm not familiar with hormones, I guess the one that traps use.
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>>14994828
dyewts
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>>14994828
Good thing I take the bus and not the train.
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>>14994787
>spoiler actually containing a spoiler
I wish I could hate you to death
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>>14994831
>tfw to go on hormones
>tfw there are horrible side effects
>tfw never be the pretty girl
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>>14994828
Thank god.
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>>14994820
Suit yourself.
His lewd Dash stuff is hard to resist.
>>
>trying to become a dignified hot tea drinker

Fucking shit does this swill ever cool down?
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>>14994831
well, what's pony's end goal?
If they're just looking for compliance I'm sure there are all sorts of pheromones that could aid pony's quest

If they're looking to convert anon into the little trap there are probably more effective ways than hormones alone.
Has pony tried asking anon politely?
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>>14994815
Pony hates black liquorice.
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>>14994868
Tea is awful.
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>>14994868
are you using tea bags or loose leaves?
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>>14994534
>drawing on the sketchlayer
fugg
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>>14994872
Pony said that the anon she wants to convert is straight and is also a prude and straightedge, last time pony went to his house she almost got punched in the nose.
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>>14994868
drop an ice cube in that shit
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>>14994879
pony has terrible taste then
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>>14994889
I like your new way of drawing ponies
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>>14994888
I don't think either of those will have an effect on the water.
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Well?
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>>14994913
Don't take off my pants?
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>>14994913
sand IN your ass and ON your dick is the worst thing
always bring a towel
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>>14994889
colour it on the same layer.

I DARE YOU
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>>14994913
Why would I need to take off my pants?
She didn't take her necklace off, either!
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>>14994913
I don't want sand in my ass crack.
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>>14994926
Nightmare Moon makes no promises about where your pants will be in the near future.
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>>14994891
Oh!
That guy was supposed to be quarantined after he was documented making threats against both human and pony lives!
We hoped he could contained indefinitely but if he's threatening you, we're going to have to move him up on the list of targets for extermination.
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>>14994889
That is a glorious outfit (way better the one use on the gala)! I cannot wait to see this finish if you are going to continue.
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>>14994889
Oh dang
Nice
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>>14994944
No NMM, I object to sex!
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>>14994959
anon she's just showing you the beach
who said anything about sex?
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>>14994985
but why would she want me to take off my pants?
>>
Hey MLPG, do you want to become a snail?
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>>14994888
I was using a bag but I did just buy a cast iron teapot and some leaves because I'm impulsive and bad with money.
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>>14995001
No.
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>>14995001
not even remotely, why do yo ask?
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>>14995011
You'll get a much better taste with that. What tea did you get?
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Pony is having trouble finding a reason to live.
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>>14995001
FUCK YOU
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>>14995024
so is human
so are lots of humans
pony isn't anything special
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>>14994996
so your pants don't get wet and dirty, duh
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>>14995020
I got a plain black and green to start and they gave me a free oolong for buying a pot.

I'll make some tonight.
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>>14995024
Tell her at least she tried.
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>>14995024
That pony is my reason to live

I want to be pony's reason to live, too
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>>14995059
oolong is shit
green is shit
black is okay but it's gonna be an awful experience
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>>14995059
Be really careful with the water temperature and steep time with the green tea. It's very fickle and if you fuck it up it will taste bitter as hell. Look into what kind of green tea it is and find out the optimal steep time and water temp online
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>>14995069
So you would have recommended a white?

I'm sure it'll be fine.
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>>14995081
no, stick with black
it's not great, but all tea is awful
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>>14995116
Your mom is awful
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>>14995116
Confirmed for never trying actual tea and not supermarket crap
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why does twilight sparkle have wings?
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>>14995024
Pony makes her own reason to live
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>>14995142
the same reason pinkie pie has wings
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>>14995142
because toys
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>>14995142
Because 1.5 terahitlers.
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Pony wants to do a slip and fall at the super-market
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>>14995161
Your mom is a super market
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>>14995153
This, so far alicorn twilight has been pointless. Unless you count drinking the alicorn potion which could have been easily written to not require an alicorn.
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>>14995161
But I have my groceries delivered to me.
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>>14995172
Your mom recieves deliveries in the rear
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>>14995142
I used to be sexually attracted to Twilight Sparkle until she grew wings. Now I just want to murder her.
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>>14995171
Even the drinking part never specified an alicorn in the episode. Zecora could have chugged it after Twilight cast the spell.
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>>14995181
my goodness anon that was rude teehee
>>
pony wants to have a discrete sexual encounter with you
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>>14995199
Shut the fuck up mewball
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>>14995216
okay
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>>14995148
stop having sexy teeth.
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/nsa-spies-online-games-world-warcraft-second-life

>tfw I have been playing vidya with the NSA the whole time hhehueuheuh
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>>14995142
She is also taller and looks awkward as hell.
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>>14995247
>the NSA is that shit mage that stands in the fire
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>>14995250
pony is going through puberty.
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>>14995250
Your mom is taller and awkward as hell
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>>14995247
>the NSA was that one dps who pulled half the instance before the healer could get enough mana
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what if pony invited you in
for some quick sex and biscuits?
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Pony needs to stop giving me boners all the time
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>>14995288
>Have sex with pony
>no boner
problem solved.
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>>14995288
pony would like a vivid description of this "boner" you mentioned.
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>>14995250
all the really did was reshape her neck from her chest
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>>14995247
what the fuck are they even looking for
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WE CAN BE YEAAAAAAAH WHO WE WANNA BE YEAHHHHHHHH
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damp pony
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>>14995247
>Hello my fellow Hero.. may I interest you in a coup against the current leadership of Oba- er, I mean, Garrosh Hellscream?
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>>14995311
Last pets episode was better than last pone episode
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>>14995314
moist pony
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>>14995301
Video games obviously lead to terrorism. Obviously.
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>>14995301
You know that "lol why would they check WoW?" feeling?

Yeah, that's why people communicate secret shit in WoW. Nobody would expect terrorists to be chatting on WoW.

Not saying they do, since the NSA is kinda crazy, but they could.
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>>14995301
Pedophiles. Which is really strange because mlp fandom has more pedophiles than wow. Yes even in mlpg there are pedophiles too.
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>>14995247
amaerican tax dollars at work
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>>14995327
Who knows what spells they will cast on america...
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>pony unzips your penis
>sees your micropenis
>she laughs
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>>14995247
>being paid to waste your time playing vidya
Where do I sign up to become a traitor and work for the NSA?
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You go to Equestria
You turn into a female
Stallion serenades you

Baby, I love your chests ooh,
Lady, I'm crazy 'bout your breasts


What do you do
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>>14995334
NSA doesn't have shit to do with pedophiles. They're looking for terrorists and threads to the US as a whole, not small-time criminals.
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>>14995334
I... don't think the NSA cares about pedophilia. And if it does it shouldn't.
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>>14995301
poaching people from US top 100 raid guilds to form <AMERICA'S MIGHTIEST>

and subsequently keep losing to Method and all the other EU guilds in content clearing
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>>14995351
I have a hard time believing that, are you sure you aren't spinning a yarn?
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>>14995368
>american priorities
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>>14995340
>Work for the NSA
>Murcia will never know about the time you saved them from a evil Lich...
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>>14995295
Pony knows exactly what it is
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>tfw the NSA is in here right now
>they could be me
>they could be you
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>>14995382
No, wait thats blood
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>>14995382
I SEE SPY!
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Which vidya would you play for the NSA? What would you look out for?
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Your mom is the nsa
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would you punish horse
what about personhorse
especially this one and trixie
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>>14995350
fuck the stallion
let him play with my boobs
hope he's dedicated enough to induce lactation
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>>14995399
FOR the NSA?
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>>14995399
WoW
fuck if i know but they're paying for my subscription and any character services
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>>14995382
>yfw sentenal was a NSA spy all along
>yfw sentenal wanted to insert himself into everyone's life so he could find out if they're planning anything
>yfw sentenal got government funding to get Tex a new computer because he was a suspected terrorist
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guys I think we better stop saying NSA, it might arouse their suspicion.
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>>14995416
Look at this fan of the fans.
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>>14995416
Frankly with Tex's terrible taste in pony it was already clear he was a terrorist.
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>>14995407
Source?
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>>14995425
But why? Talking about the NSA is interesting
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>>14995398
>TF2 is dead to you.

i'll miss you hats.
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>>14995416
man those NSA spies sure are touchy and autistic.
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NBS
NSB
NSA!!!!!!
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>>14995440
No, pony 1.6
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>>14995440
Same guy who does these Sparity pics, I think.
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>>14995441
It's him! He's the spy!
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Tom clancy presents: Pony Cell. Veteran super spy pony working for the nsa to fight equestrias terrorists. Foreign or domestic
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>>14995440
http://carnisclopcorner.tumblr.com/post/69446065032/http-carnisclopcorner-tumblr-com-post-68508906971
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>tfw no frens
I wish even the NSA would be my friend. ;_;
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>>14995473
Don't worry, anon, you are the NSA
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>want to do something
>Really want to do it
>It's something I want to do
>I know it is, and I've try doing it before
>But I just never actually do it
Goddamn, all I want to do is vidyadev but I never actually do it
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>>14995473
Well, tough titties. The NSA is after our kind.
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NSA NSA NSA
now what happens
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>>14995470
That perspective is fucking with my brain.
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>>14995240
pony says to say that to her face not online and see what happens
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>>14995479
stop masturbating. seriously. it helps.
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>>14995482
nothing, ever
they've been watching us for ages and they're not gonna stop now
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>>14995490
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I WAS JUST STARTED MASTURBATING AFTER I POST THAT
FUCK
WHY
HOW
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>>14995479
atleast you know what to do. i've been going back and forth trying to find a hobby. programming sucks for my attention span and i cant draw for shit.
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>>14995500
>NSA
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>late morning MLPG
>depression and sexual frustration plus with mixed offtopic discussion
>sometimes ponies are posted
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>>14995500
Masturbate more
Ignore those jerkoffs
they don't know shit about shit
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>>14995500
Because mlpg is a gathering of pedophiles
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>>14995513
>some cry
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>>14995504
is... is that a metaphor or something?
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Pony should make boop, not war.
Also, what draw?
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>>14995508
We're trying to conserve.

Here, you can have this pony.
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>>14995479
>every day of my life
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>>14995544
Rarijack facesitting.
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>>14995544
draw cherry and derpy
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>>14995548
>see raised tail
>immediately think lewd
>realize this picture was probably intended to be innocent and cute
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luna WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
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>>14995488
name the time and the place and if lube is required.
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>>14995561
It's innocent and cute and lewd.
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>>14995563
MACRO LUNA BUTTCUDDLES
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>>14995570
pony says anywhere you want, just take off your pants first
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https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/410099020762058754

HAPPENING
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>>14995591
we already got a tweet on where al the songs are thsi season

cmc epsidoe gettign first song
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all of our friends are beb
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>>14995590
>NMM on a quest to steal all of Anons pants.
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>>14995607
ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE BEB!
I miss jackass
and I miss being12`
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>>14995607
>friends
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>>14995607
All our ded drawfags are ded. We only have a handulf annoying drawfags left.
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>tfw you will never a terrorist pone
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>>14995624
I really do miss tess, bdf, ciruiit, and miles
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Your mom is fanfiction.
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>>14995648
>ciircuit
;_;
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>>14995648
>tess is an amputee and has a dead granny
>bdf is a schizo
>circuiit is too busy practicing higher forms of art
>miles is a drunk
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>>14995619
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>>14995672
tess is an amputee? since when?
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>>14995624
You can sleep easy knowing that none of them are even half as annoying as you.
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>>14995672
bdf a schizo? damn, that's hardcore.
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>>14995693
He just has anxiety if I remember right
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>>14995672
Tess is really an amputee? And BDF has shizo?

Damn man. Makes you thankful for what you got.
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pony accidentally shot you with her bow and arrow
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>>14995672
>higher forms of art
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>>14995699
he just lost his penis in the war.
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>>14995687
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>>14995699
Are you pretending to be depressed?
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>>14995723
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>>14995738
Nope.
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>>14995745
Then you are just having teenage angst. You dont have crushing mental disabilities
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hello friends
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wwow something is happening in my pants
pls send a pony too investigate
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>>14995761
Fuck off nbs
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>>14995759
I... I never said I did?

I said I'm thankful for not being an amputee or having schizo.

Damn anon, what do you have against pancakes?
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Evens: Nap.

Odds: Fap.
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>There are people on mlpg RIGHT NOW that bought a $15 Terraria knock-off
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>>14995788
Dubs say you have to get REM sleep.
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>>14995773
>implying NBS is a pony
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>>14995798
fuck off /v/
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>>14995798
i'm amazed my friends are playing it non stop.

shows there really isnt shit out right now.
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>>14995681
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>>14995842
bat pony porn where bat pony porn
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>>14995798
Yeah, I have no interest in that.
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>>14995842
best ship.
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>>14995836
How would you break it to Luna that she was much prettier as NMM?
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My butt just exploded!
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>>14995842
hhhnnggg these two
every time
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>>14995836
>Loki caring more about Luna than Discord

It's shit
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>>14995842
>>14995858
>>14995869
best friendship
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>>14995813
Nonsense, we just had two major consoles released. Perhaps you're simply overcome with excitement for the next generation of gaming?
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>>14995863
You could probably convince her to assume NMM's shape in private.

But if you want her to wear the fake teeth, as well, you're going to have to really work for it.
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>>14995876
nobby pls the creator ship them.
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>>14995880
>PS4
>Xbone
>games

Pick 1
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>>14995876
I put them in the, "on the road to becoming more than friends" category.
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>>14995863
simply inform her that NMMs her adult form.
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>>14995898
But it's not.
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>>14995876
>>14995897
but they have a kid
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>>14995907
For bed it is
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>>14994756
what if I tell you I fapped to your pony pics
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>>14995882
>implying she can't just do >>14995148 again
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I want to sexually harass pone
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>>14995915
I am unaware of this development.
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>>14995935
No, that was part of the nightmare forces.
She had to pop in false teeth after that.
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>>14995949
boop
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>>14995897
>you'll never have a pony friend who eventually becomes your girlfriend
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why dont we play starbound
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>>14995967
>>
>pony will never be your wingman
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>>14995967
Since when is that their kid?
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>>14995971
>You will never have a stallion buddy who eventually impregnates you
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>>14995987
>white bat pony
>with same mane and eye color as stallion in >>14995892
>mane style is a mix of the two
it's implied anon
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>>14995148
>NMM gets rough and uses these teeth during a blowjob.
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>>14995544
cute
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>>14995985
But I don't have wings.

...Right?
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>>14995982
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE
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>>14996025
Not THAT kind of wingman.
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my little bat pony can't be this cute
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anyone know if there are any pony flash drives besides the shitty big head ones
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You know, I would expect either the bat pony or moth pony to LOVE coke pony because she is extremely sweet.
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>>14996107
i wish coke pony wasnt ded
rip
>>
Pony says that most of your brain shuts off during cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side
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>>14996107
coke pony where have you gone pls come back
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>>14996095
nope
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>>14996122
>>14996138
Coke pony is in the fridge, waiting for you there.
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so is jessy not fat anymore?
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>>14996095
Yeah, just cut a pony open and stuff one in there.
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>>14996150
I checked the fridge like twenty minutes ago

I'm not even going to check again, I'm going to sleep instead
>>
What should I do with my 21-year old brother who still screams and hurts himself in rage while playing his video games?
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>>14996162
i do have some spare pinkies, i wonder how hard it is to do
>>
what is a male stress toy anyway?
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>>14996165
Well, you will know where she is when you wake up.
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>>14993980
>>14993870

GEE, IT SURE IS HAPPENING!
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>>14996182
if we were white parents, the practical thing to do would be to lock his video games in a place that is easily accessible to him
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>>14996183
>>
>tfw popping a zit
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>>14996184
either's it's something dumb and pointless like a squeezy ball or it's a prostate massager
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>>14996206
>tfw reporting personal blog shitposters
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Flitter or Cloudchaser.

Hard Mode: not both.
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>>14996220
CLOUDCHASER
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>>14996220
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>>14996206
Would you pop zit pony? She just wants to keep you company
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>>14996206
>you'll never visit a unicorn dermatologist and let her use her magic to yank all the gunk right out of your pores
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>>14996240
Scootaloo is the worst pony, and everything she does is horrible
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>>14996220
Cloudchaser.
She'd make a cool girlfriend.
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>>14996220
I CHOOSE BOTH
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>>14996244
>all of the gunk out of all of your pores
>all over your body
>she refers you to another unicorn to have your bones cleaned
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>>14996220
Cloudchaser
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>>14996258
She seems to be the most chill pony.
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>>14996220
Flitter
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>>14996220
Which one enjoys assplay the most?
Because that's the one I choose.
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>>14995634
I could be your terrorist pone~
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>>14996220
Cloudchaser
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>>14996326
Do you have a specific place and time?
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>>14996301
Flitters a good one. She's a qt.
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>>14996327
I can't pick one.
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i have an erection!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>14996344
Go to bed Rumble.
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>>14996344
>you'll never be that pillow
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhNhJGVk1r

anyone remember this track?
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>>14996346
penis for you and penis for you
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>>14996357
Well she is.
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>>14996346
Pick the one that isn't a loser
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>>14996382
EVERYBODY GETS THE DICK
>>