Luna is doing so good at running the day she's graciously allowing others to try their luck at the night! It's a big job, and she's the best at it, but perhaps she can glean some new ideas!>>14924273Previous thread.
Damn I love this pony.
Every little boy wants to be a captain.
>>14929112Why does everyone draw Gilda with a huge beak?
Transformation int a thread with tank ponies
>>14929133Pfft. What, you really think they'll make Data a captain?
>>14929112That picture doesnt make any sense. Paws don't sweat. Why are her legs propped up unconfortably on the edge of a trash basket? Ever tried doing that? It's painful and not at all relaxing
>>14929150>paws don't sweatYes they do
>>14929133Every little boy wants to marry a princess
>>14929133Yarr!I be swabbin' the poopdeck!
>>14929138Mewball put your trip on. Your not fooling anyone.
Post your wife MLPGThis is mine
>>14929159I want to marry a Princess.
>>14929170That picture is old as fuck.
>>14929170>implying mewball likes bat ponies anywhere near as much as I do
>>14929115i declare this thread the confederate seths of america
>>14929176Okay, if you say so
>>14929138Aw yea.Time for MLPG to talk about civil stuff and clean art!And act like dignified gentlemen to one another!
>>14929176My horse-wife brings me apples!
>>14929176This one's been mine for years.
>>14929176I have no waifu
>That clip from the next episode>Daring Don't is a Rarara/Twilight/Dash episodeAW YISS
>>14929277Jeez Billy, your mom lets you have TWO waifus?
>>14929277Is there a joke here?
>>14929253Aww fuck no
>>14929307cloudchaser got in for wonderbolts acadamy, and flitter landed modeling
>>14929223You keep your wife on a collar?
>>14929308Nigga pls. This might be Dragon Quest just without Spike and MUH OORIGINS problemIt's fucking great and all the ponies are great
>>14929138does mlpg actually like batpone or...?
>>14929253You could have at least posted a link.http://mlp.derpynews.com/daring-dont-preview-via-mlp-facebook/So this is their second outing as a trio, counting Dragon Quest.(It's a 0:17 second clip)
I wish she was real.
>>14929343>and all the ponies are greatOne out of three is not "all the ponies".
>>14929350Sorry I thought it was old news and you faggots already discussed it. Again sorry
>>14929356I'd "accidentally" fall and let her boop me
>>14929345Batponies are alright.Thankfully the rest of the board hasn't gone full fluffy on them.Yet.
>>14929341>not keeping your pony collared
>>14929372i still have nightmares
>>14929363Let's see>RarityBest pony>TwilightGreat pony>DashGreat ponyI guess you're right. Not all the ponies are great. One is the best and the other two are great
>>14929345They're okay. Surprisingly not as grimderp as you would think they'd be.
>>14929383well some ponies are okay to keep on a leash but not your pony wife
>>14929372>full fluffyNo-one is going to go full-fluffy on anything unless "the norm," seemingly, is to torture somethingWorst that batpones are gonna get is Milky Way or Ass Worship General levels
>>14929385As you should.>>14929399>YET
>>14929366It's alright. I do remember seeing pictures from the clip.
>>14929402But she is?
Pony says its cold and you should cuddle with her for warmth. Pony also is emphasizing how this is in no way, shape, or form sexual or romantic, but instead simply a way for the two of you to stay warm.
>>14929445What kind of pony? This is important.
>>14929380>That sultry, dominating voice.>You know you should fight back, but she just won't let you.>She finds it amusing, tho, that half chuckle she let out, that smile, seeing you try to fight, it's too much.
>>14929445at least until we're rescued, anyway. how far off-course did the wind take the balloon?
>>14929445Indulge pony and play along as she starts grinding against me until the time for feigning ignorance is past.
pony is listening to cool musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbOMHNbjDkwhat do you do?
>>14929454your second most favorite.
>>14929350>making me give DHN a page viewfuck you to hell
>>14929491pegasus? okay then.well okay, just this once, but then I'm gonna knit a scarf and wing-warmers for pony.
>>14929491Can't she just get a blanket or something?
>>14929502>Mad at DHN.I would understand EQD, but you are a powerful kind of autistic.
>>14929477rip ghost ;_;
>>14929524did he real died or internet died
>>14929532Real ded. And she was like 16.
>>14929176nope, that's my wife
>>14929532SHE realreal died
Would you still go to Equestria if all the ponies looked like this?
>>14929552someone had commissioned from her before and checked the name of the person who they sent payment to against an obituaryit matchedand she hasn't posted in her tumblrs or been on skype since
would you this
>>14929566http://homurakko.tumblr.com/Read the last post on the second page.It'll cheer you up.
>>14929583I'll do itI'll marry Applejack
>>14929583Or maybe she can contract out her magic friend who can magically pick large sections at once.
>>14929583>>14929599It's for the best, really, Applejack's going to be an alicorn princess, she can't be bucking the orchard forever.
>>14929589>she never got to see season 4its not working anon
>End up falling out of the general and into the piss.>First thing I see is a Moth Pony.>"Huh...">Look at the title.>Moth Pony General.FUCKING REALLY?!
>>14929277at first i thought she'd slept her way to passing, but then i noticed that that probably didn't work with that setup.better my way.
Anon TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY
>>14929622nobby and dotkwa have stuff in itit's cute
>>14929622Most anything is General-worthy now. I've stopped being surprised by it, I hardly notice it anymore.
>>14929622why are you upset about cute things anon, thats all it isbat pony and moth pony villagers in the random villager pool. would you be weirded out?
>>14929622Lol/mlp/ is dying thoughBest to pay it no mindBetter yet CTRL+W and go browse a real board
>>14929656>Cute things.You fucking reptile, remember the board we are in.Bat ponies and moth ponies in the same group of fucks.It's only a matter of time before we have art of bat ponies eating moth ponies and other grimderp shit.
>>14929664>tfw i didnt know what ctrl+w did until just now
>>14929636i finished new Cougararity, typing it now, and i had a really good idea for a ghost story. good day.
>>14929636I spent 8 hours in freezing temps wearing slacks.
>>14929670best enjoy it before it gets to that point, no?>>14929680rarara needs a shave
>>14929670but... bats eat fruit
>>14929692>but... bats eat fruitTHAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
>>14929687>rarara needs a shavedo you even fashion
>>14929670>mothsthere's only one bug here, boyo. time to fucking buzz.
>>14929704>wasp poniesfund it
>>14929687do you even unicorn
>>14929588Nigga u gay.
>>14929704>Wasp ponies.I don't care if Rarity is one already, we need this pronto.
>>14929670also>you fucking reptileno, not yet, they need to get used to their new life first
>>14929680>>14929716But if they're unicorns where are their beards?
>>14929713>>14929719careful what you wish for, boyo.
>>14929724They have crotch beards.
>whining over generalsPretty much every single one of them can be boiled down to a case of "those fuckers, our shit"
>>14929733Activate the nukes, we gonna need bigger wasp pones.Plus, I got Boone, fuck your shit.Snipah.>Boone grabs knife and charges.FUCK!
>>14929722>breastsGiven how much recent evidence there is for dinosaurs being warm-blooded, I'll allow it.
>you will never fetish a pony
>>14929670>art of bat ponies eating moth ponieshey, that's not bad, pretyy clever evenbrb drawing now
>>14929752but it's okay. they can be cute too, boyo.
What if one of the ponieshad a go at another pony
>>14929753warm indeedright so ponies.which is worst? dash is worst.
>>14929776You do remember fluffy ponies, right?
>>14929704>you will never hold down your waifu and sting her repeatedly with a paralyzing agent>you will never wait until she stops struggling to inject your eggs into her coelum>you will never drag her back into your hole>you will never share a moment of silence as the larva begin to gestate
>>14929782Worst? Clearly it's Fluttershy.
>>14929782apple horse worst horse
Pony in a living suit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvGu1o5TqgIGloomy wants you to thing this with her.
Peace out MLPG, I'll be back when there's actual show discussion.
seeing as mew is done streaming, i'm going to streamwhat should i stream? gotta be something spacey
>>14929788That's the point, Anon.We are taking this thing and turning it into Fluffy pony so it gets banned.We are talking Lassie and walking her to the back the the fucking shed.We don't let /mlp/ take moths away from us and we are killing two birds with one stone.
>>14929798>>14929817that's a background pony though, she has no personality, get that fanon shit outta here
>>14929820see you in 31.5 hours or so anon
>>14929826Gay Niggers From Outer Space
>>14929819why are you so small all the sudden
>>14929826>Missed a mew streamDamn. That's disappointing. Space is good. I like space. Can't place a suggestion for space. Sorry ace.
>>14929843Why are their dicks so big?
cheesy vinegary musky
>>14929826<although i hear people who watched it a few nights ago didnt like it much>but why doe?
>>14929857What are you talking about? That's the normal size of a pony's cock.
>>14929849Because the hiatus is over. Now she's filly sized until there's an at-least 2 week hiatus.
>>14929867we already watched itchoices are: Europa Report, or The Colony
Wish me luck, MLPG
>>14929884that is fucking adorable
>>14929239Why do you like that face so much, Isaac?
>>14929890sunshine is also an option
>>14929851It was a Panty and Stocking stream if that makes any difference to youunf unf scanty unf
>>14929898gloomy and marker are probably the two cutest pony concepts i've ever heard of
>>14929884>tfw Gloomy is ded.
>>14929910I think you mean UNF UNF SCANTY UNF
>>14929917does marker get bigger on episode days?
>you will never get high with Gilda>she will never start touching herself>she will never take a long, sloppy drag from the joint>she will never pass you the joint, long shiny strands of saliva hanging between it and her mouth for a moment before dropping onto your bodies>she will never pass it to you with the hand she had inside her
>>14929884I want a picture of Marker cuddling Gloomy like a teddy bear
>>14929918>tfw no Gloomy/Marker plush set
>>14929910Sure it does.Now I'm sad I missed out.
>>14929940>tfw no Stackable Marker and Gloomy
wow i'm depressedi thought i'd fended it off, guess not
>>14929927she has a beak you dingus how does she toke
>>14929926nah, she's filly-sized 24/7. she's kinda more like a kid that hangs around and manages stuff.
>>14929940S-stop...I have the money and no plush to blow it on!
>>14929963>plush to blow it onunf
>>14929926She gets bigger depending on the discussion. She grew as large as a house on the weekend on the premiere.
>>14929951>you will never sit on a bench in the park and watch ponies like this stroll around
Pony wants to be your good girl. What do you want pony to do?
>>14929963contact me in a week, by then i'll be able to do plush commissions
>>14929958shotgun it for her>>14929927>not even playing with her pawswhat the fuck are you doing?
>>14929958really powerful lungs. and a rubber gasket.why am I thinking about what would be required for equestria's sentient species to get high.
>>14929972Link of previous work?
>>14929958with the beak. it's malleable.
Pony likes sour cream on her pizza
What the hell one more.http://derpibooru.org/361777
>tfw waiting on kouotsu 3d commissions to openhttp://kouotsu.tumblr.com/commissions
>>14929979that comes later.
>>14930004smelly sour corn chip scent
>>14930004I don't think we're going to see this pony cross-eyed in the show again.
>>14930018>that comes laterNot too much later, I hope.
>>14929994there aren't many photos, i've spent a while making a correct prototype, which i did, and now i'm making a vinyl scratch based on the prototype, with embroidered eyes, glasses, and cutie mark, i can take some photos of the embroidery on the glasses and cutie mark if you want? the body is nearly done but not stuffed, the head isn't done
Have you caught yourself a waifu today, MLPG?
Quick someone tell me good luck!
>>14930038do you think a Caimon plushie is possible?
>>14929927How does this picture keep getting by my filter
>>14930058Anon is probably chopping off a row of pixels every once in a while
>>14930038Sure, give me a pic of what you have done so far.I want to see the quality.
>>14930053easily, but it would take a while to get the pattern right, and at the moment i want to finish the vinyl scratch so i have some money to work with
>>14930067when i finish my dinner
>>14930049Good luckWish you wellFingers crossedBreak a legCarpe diemMay the Force be with youTake no prisonersRetreat? Hell!GodspeedVictory is imminentGo get 'em, tiger
>>14930049break a leg
>>14930037can you imagine looking up at her as she blows smoke rings, touching herself, with you rubbing her massive paws? she'd squirm around, trying to escape the ever-so-slightly tickling feeling. and she'd flex her paws, stretch her legs, exulting in the pressure of your fingertips pushing directly into her pawpads. let those big, bad claws out for you to see. let herself go as you cradled the back of her heel. and all the while, she'd be moaning, touching herself, the not-very-subtle scent of griffon sexuality filling up the room alongside the weed.
>>14930087>>14930088You're the best, I wish for plentiful horse ass in your future.>>14930091Things.
Will one of you assholes call off you shitposter in our moth pony general?So we don't have to retaliate.
>>14930099I would lick the paws
>finish fapping>can't think of anything to do>fap again
>>14930120>implying thread warsget the fuck out of here you stupid fucking /b/tard
>>14930134>EA rubs his hands together and smiles.gif
>>14930120>implying they'd listen to us, even if it were "ours"They are shitposters.Stop making Nobby draw porn.
>>14930115>Chickadee gets off on being confined and not being able to escape.>Tie her up and blindfold her and she is soaking the bed as she struggles in her panic.
>>14930134>tfw this is me every day>tfw edging for an extended periodIt's pretty easy as long as nobody hits my fetishes
>>14930109If you define "things", I'll give you all of the luck I haveI just need to know what it's going to
>>14930150>you will never gawk at pony's fat marecocks
>>14930124would you enjoy feeling the rough, cracked black pads running under your tongue? would you enjoy feeling the slight tufts of hair poking through between her toes brush against your nose and lips?and would you enjoy it when she told you: "suck the claws~"?
>>14930120Eat shit little bitch, you're just pissing into a sea of piss if you're looking to blame mlpg for anything.
>>14930172>rough, cracked black padsNo sir, you can bet that if she's letting me touch her paws while we're blazing, I'd have massaged them with lotion plenty of times.But the rest? Definitely.Especially sucking on her claws...
>>14930139>>14930144>"Deal w it, faggot."Very well.You had your chance.
>>14930145ball gag or ring gag
>>14930189That's not what I said you fuckstick.
>>14930189That's not what they said at all.You're an idiot.Do you think there's some sort of conspiracy going on here or something?
>>14930189oh god we are surely doomed
>>14930095>>14930067>>14930053here, it's somewhat blurry but it gives an idea of what i've done, pretty good for my second time embroidering
>>14930224wow that really is blurrycant even see it
Has it leaked yet?
>>14930237pony urine? yes. Big Mac has to pee REALLY bad.
>>14930232I was about to make a large trade with some one tonightIt was several valuable items for a lot of currency in a certain gameRight before we finalized the deal he said something along the lines of your post and I immediately called it off
>stop looking at my ass
>>14930257That's fine, because your quality is shit.
>>14929884>Marker's faceCreepyI wonder what she's thinking
>>14930273Put on some pants and I'll stop
Things are starting to cool down, how do you and pony stay warm in the coming winter?Sitting snug beside a warm fireplace, cuddling, all of the above?
>>14930273That's an ugly ass anyway.
>>14930287I have a firepit on my roof
>>14930287Cuddling in bed reading books.
If it can kill the last cancer of /mlp/ and get rid of MLPG then it's for the best.To be honest the board would be way better if we just had mods like old ponychan did.
>>14930287I have a firepit in my car
>>14930283"i'm gonna take you down to my >hug_] room"
>>14930283"If you get any smaller you might fit"
I GOT MY EYES ON YOU, YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT I SEEI WANT YOUR HOT LOVE AND EMOTION ENDLESSLY
>>14930287Pony is too hot to cuddle.
>>14930280are you referring to my embroidery? because i didn't make that comment. it's also worth noting it isn't finished, the cutie mark is but the glasses aren't, so they might look patchy
>>14930304It's over for you.
Ponies legs just fell off, what do you do?
>>14930325>"A war"I can't.
>>14930307Do you think this is some sort of game anon?
>>14930325Then let us engage in verbal combat, my good sir! *tips fedora*
>>14930310Won't stop me from trying
>>14930326Time for bed anon.
>>14930325There is nothing they can do that hasn't already been done. Or worse.All it is is that they've ripped off another piece of flesh from the MLPG's head, and are going to drive it into the ground faster than a pneumatic stake pounder.
>>14930325Ok, wait, I'm sorry.Shitposter, please stop shitposting in their general.Happy now anon?
>>14930325>go to moth pony general>they're calling you autistic tooWhew.Now get the fuck out of here, you stupid /b/tard
>>14930325Nobby, can't you do anything about them?I like your cute mothpones. Can't it just be about cute mothpones?
>>14930325Don't you have anyone else to threaten, NBS?
>>14930337>>14930332>>14930349>Not taking all the ponies legs and sticking them on your favorite horse>You know to give it more horsepower
>>14930325I mean you can try but we've seen worse.
>>14930366Whatever happened to ikachan?And Terse?
>>14930345Looks good to meI'm not an expert on this stuff tough
Pony is afraid to show you her latest dental work
>>14930326I ask pony what I should do.
>>14930144Actually the request came from mlpgAnd it was just panties, I added the lewd myself
>>14930375They got rid of Ika literally by banning him faster than he could buy proxies, then they changed some shit to stop his script or something.Terse is probably dead or having sex with Reuniclus or some other shit.
>>14930375>Whatever happened to ikachan?moot killed him
>>14930392In the other thread you mentioned you forgot why you drew the moth hugging Luna's butt. I think that was either a "Luna Moth" joke, or that the moth was attracted to the light given off by the "moon."
>>14930359ANON I JUST WANT CUTE PONIES TOI'M REALLY TIRED AND CONFUSED
>>14930422You want cute ponies to what?
>>14930422Sorry. Thanks for cute ponies.
Pony wants to be an astronaut when she grows up to be a big pony
>>14930431ANON IT'S ALMOST 1 AND I'M LAYING SIDEWAYS AND MY ARMS ASLEEP CUT ME SOME SLACK
>>14930440Too bad, pony will be a cosmonaut instead.
>>14930375>>14930404terse is assfaggotsprobably 3/4 of the time he is playing the doters
>>14930442Draw a pony with your mouth
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming sunshine in a couple of minutes
>>14930442>only 1 AMscrub.
MLPG, its -20 outside, and my heater isnt picking up the slack. Do any of you have any ponies you could spare so I could cuddle something warm when I sleep?
>>14930442NOBBY DON'T HAVE A STROKE PLS
>>14930455That's a really good movieI might actually join for that
>>14930448Quick question. Assfaggots is for all MOBA players right?
>>14930408Fuck waspsI want to become a pest control expert just I can murderbone wasps to my heart's content.MY HEART WILL NEVER BE CONTENT
>>14930465No anon, I don't. Buy more blankets, and pillows.
>>14930466If you've never seen it I highly, highly recommend watching it if not now then sometime soonThere's so few good space sci-fi movies done recently it's a tragedy
>>14930476good luck, boyo.
Seriously, call off your shitposter from the Moth Pony general.You act just like you did when you attacked us on Ponychan.Must be nice to act like the bullies for once.
>>14930489I'm also deathly allergic to wasps.I like to imagine that after 50 years of painstakingly wiping out wasps, one will finally do me in, and they'll make a movie about me.
>>14930496First off, he isn't ours.Second, don't be a retard.Third, ignore him and he'll go away.
>>14930408Goddamn motherfucking wasps. >sunday>walk over to my desk >massive stab of pain in my foot all of a sudden>a goddamn wasp just happened to be chilling on the floor of my room in december>pain goes away after an hour>over the following days my foot swells a fuckton to the point that I couldn't walk on it for a dayI'm okay now, but Jesus. They really are hellish insects.
>>14930482My car can't start because its too cold, so I cant buy any more blankets. Please, I just need one moderately sized pony and I'll be good.
>>14930496Anon lets be serious for a bit. If we had control over our shitposters there wouldn't be any shitposting here.Really just try to ignore him.
>>14930496I tried telling him to stop. He obviously didn't listen, I'm sorry anon.
>>14930496We want him to go away forever too.It's not like he's our goddamn attack dog.
>>14930408I'm kinda happy that where I live doesn't have wasps. We only have bears, buffalo, and bitter coldness.
>>14930509I don't have any ponies though.
>>14930508they are fuck-you incarnate.
>>14930465>you will never have a legion of ponies in heat, using their mare bits to heat up your apartment
>he's never even had a pony girlfriend
maybe i can be your girlfriend tonight
>>14930505>>14930510>>14930513>>14930515>He isn't our attack dog!!>Honest!Right...
>>14930528>it gets a little chilly>head downstairs to the heater>several mares are lined up in front of a blank television, panting and winking softly>you pick up the remote and hit play, a video of horses unsheathing and belly slapping playing>the winking picks up, squelching and squirting loudly as the room gets warm fast
>>14930526It was right in the middle of finals too. Like, the day my foot started throbbing and swelled up I had been up for 24 hours working on shit
>>14930538What are your qualifications?
>>14930560im a cute girl
>>14930543Anon, we get fuck-all by lying. So why bother?
>>14930560I'm a dog. woof woof.
I don't even into Generals.With that being said, what gets discussed here
>>14930573guy in real life
>>14930575Fetishes and nothing. Oh and pone.
>>14930575Little ponies and pony accessories.
WHERE IS THE LEAK
>>14930549>their winking and copious amounts of fluids gushing out causes the humidity level to rise ti 100%
>>14930579even more no
>>14930494tumblrs gone, anyone know why that is?
>>14930585Technically its fetishes that also involves ponies
>>14930563Timestampd pic or gtfo
>>14930590Up your mother's ass.
>>14930567You saw something you liked getting take by "The piss" and you got your panties twisted up.Admit it, you got assdamaged by it, you babies."Ooo, we are the big bad General! OH NO THE PISS TOOK ANOTHER ONE OF OUR THINGS!? MOOOOOOMMMMMMM!"
>>14930602fetishes that sometimes involve ponies.
>>14930609I, personally, have done nothing. Because I don't really care all that much. So long as it doesn't end up like Fluffy Ponies, I could not give fewer shits than I do.
>>14930599I've always found it kind of amusing how the "tracy" phenomenon both acknowledges and wallows in its own stupidity. It's aware that it's a stupid /b/-style meme and, while not proud of it, seems to accept it.
>>14930609 Nigga you crazy
>>14930609 I'm pretty sure most people here don't give a fuck.
>>14930609...What the fuck is preventing us to request more moth pony from the artists here?
friendly reminder: do not respond to shitposters, ignore shitposter postsi haven't seen a post in this thread since early 2011 but i still abide by this principle
>You Invite Dash over to watch some movies with you on Friday night>It starts to get late>she lets out a forced yawn, holding a hoof up to her mouth while looking at you discretely with one eye closed>"hey anon, you got an extra bed around here?">she knows you don't
>>14930627that's not an answer
What is all this moth pony bullshit about? can we be pony or fetish instead of meta bullshit?
>>14930619>>14930629wowthanks for posting things you found on derpibooru
>>14930648Thanks for posting your 2/10 cock
>>14930638>its cool I can crash on the couch while you take my bed
>>14930638>you will never reach an agreement with ponies about cuddling>you will never just have one hop up and snug against your chest like it's no big deal
>>14930647Nobby is the Fluffy of moth pone artists now.
>>14930648Yeah, kill yourself
>>14930663>is the fluffy of pone artists nowThose are the only words I was able to parse there.
>>14930658>one day you nonchalantly cuddle Celestial>she wasn't part of the agreement
Which pony has the heaviest ponynuts and the fattest ponut?
>>14930674>oh hey uh..princess>you're maybe a little too big to be directly on top of me, your highness>and you're crushing Fluttershy
>go to /g/>see japanon there
>>14930641Probably the foalcon and violence, also human x pony. Those are the three big things tumblr bans most pony porn tumblrs.1. Foalcon2. Excessive wanton violence3. BeastilaityOtherwise it's completely fine to impale ponies of horsedicks and other inanimate objects.
I saw a request last night that involved vinyl scratch in a bed. My memory is kind of fuzzy on what it was so i'm sorry if this isnt exactly it; here is Vinyl in a bed
>>14930696Shh.Don't startle him in his natural habitat.
>>14930696Where? I mean really Ihave trouble seeing japanon on /g/
>>14930648Fuck you.Pokey as Pokey is cute.Go die.
>Invite Fluttershy over to watch the Blizzard projected to hit tonight>Prepare a whole night of games and movies>Cook a gourmet meal>5 minutes into the night she falls asleep on your lap >It's not even 8:00 pm.
>>14930701You're lucky I love cockfucking
>>14930728>Invite Fluttershy over to watch the Blizzard Blizzards aren't exactly very exciting to watch.
>>14930728>spend the rest of the night taking sexual advantage of her unconscious form
>>14930638>She climbs into bed with you>And remains perfectly still, positioned so that no part of her body actually touches your own.>She lies awake for hours, too nervous to actually make a move on you.
>>14930738>not wanting to be cozy by a fireplace watching the snow fall with a pony in your lapI guess it's all about context
>>14930736Do you like fucking a subby pet stallion's cock?
>>14930740No, bad anon.
>>14930751I'd never thought about it.But yes, yes I do. A lot.
>>14930741>While sleeping you instinctually start hugging her and pulling her into you
>>14930738And even less to playSICK BURN
>>14930753>Spend the rest of the night...taking advantage of your conscious form watching her unconscious form?
>>14930758What about him calling his urethra a cockpussy? Or waking up to his flare pushed against your crotch as he grinds his shaft over your morning wood?
>>14930749I'd rather be in a bed snuggled under a lot of blankets.
>The piss has taken moths.Why do we even try to make OC any more?
>>14930749Except if there's a blizzard that late at night you wouldn't be able to see anything.That part with the pony and the fireplace sounds nice though.
>>14930785I would love to hear more about it, but I'm not one for ERP
>>14930793Because we must have hope anon.
>>14930797That's too bad, since I am
>>14930761>you pull her into a hug>her lip quivers>she feels your chest on her wings>a small squeak escapes and a tear beads up in the corner of her eyes>far away, the sound of a combat shotgun being grabbed and a .50 caliber rifle being loaded resonates in the night
>>14930793Those fucking geeds will take anything they can get.
>>14930793Nice try, shlomo
>>14930793guess what you still have.
>>14930808I mean I'd edge to it a few times and it would be hot if you were to write things anyway
>>14930809Wait, what? Am I missing something here?
>>14930825FUCK WE NEED A GENERAL ASAP.GATHER EVERY WRITE AND DRAWFAG YOU CAN.
>>14930818Honestly, I don't really have the motivation to keep up momentum for a story. That's why ERP works so well for me - with someone there on the other end tossing ideas back at me I can stay focused and put down some good quality smut.
>>14930825making new general immediately
>Applejack invites you over for "family fun night" on the farm>you really just came to spend time with her but her family keeps pulling you towards what they want to do. Literally>Eventually everyone starts to hit the hay>Exhausted, you wander upstairs and open the first door on your right. Applejack's room.>She sees you and tosses her blanket open, patting the open spot in her bed after scooching over.
>>14930817You knowWasp ponies would be pretty fun to draw
>>14930834Oh, I can toss ideas and prompts back. I don't consider that ERP, though.
>>14930831The scary thing is, is mlpg harnesses it's contributors and sets up a fake general, /mlp/ would take the bait. Generals have been born from mlpg without even trying.Think, what mlpg could do if they tried.
>>14930852>tfw no infested terran toddlers
>Applejack steals covers.Nope.
>>14930852Burn it and I don't care if the kid's still in there.
>>14930853I guess it's up to you if we continue discussing things then.For instance, coming home to him masturbating by sliding a fat dildo in and out of his flare, shuddering and softly moaning his owner's name.
>>14930864You think she make a cover of Anal Sex the OST
>>14930872Pushing him over, removing the dildo and licking it clean, and tonguing his slit.
>>14930864>stop stealing the covers and blaming it on me
>>14930849I dunno, seems to much like changelings with fat asses to me. Unless that's what you're going for.
>>14930871and don't think you're safe either, Australia. God hates you too. God's going to cut you down too.
>>14930871In the future, we're going to gather up the embryos of every non-wasp species on the planet and send them far away on a generation starship to be followed by nuking the planet just to be sure.
>>14930881What if you erpd somewhere not here?
>>14930847>patting the open spot in her bed after scooching over.Am I a cat? Can't she say something?
>>14930881Watching him gasp in surprise, trembling softly and groaning as you make out with his freshly stretched flareFeeling him throb and spurt pre as he moans that he was already close when you came home
>>14930887>changelings with fat assesI don't see what's wrong with that
>>14930881slapping his cock, calling him a filthy shitposting faggot who has no life and is a disgusting permavirgin with s microcock that couldn't be found without tweezers god what a fucking nolife neckbeard scum~
>>14930761>Now completely unable to fall asleep, she lies still, eyes fixed on the dark spot where the wall should be.>She doesn't know whether you're awake or doing this in your sleep.>And she's to scared to actually turn around and look.>Instead she begins to focus on her wings, which keep unfolding involuntarily.
>>14930896How come we never had a plane pone general? I would fucking love that.
I want EA to leave
>>14930891They fight giant spiders?They're okay with me.
>>14930886Stop falling for "Guess what I am baking..." when we are in bed.
>>14930913Do you just want porn or to worship Jessy?Or worshiping jessy porn
>>14930904You've never had someone pat the seat next to them to usher you over?
I kind of want to write an extension that has a counter and a bell noise that will increase and ding every time an overused ERP word is posted in a thread
>>14930825It's all fun and games until someone draws porn of it.
>>14930913>Yet another general.I thought you moth pony faggots backed up, you want to start more shit?
>>14930921All of them at once and then some.
>>14930919>butt he answer is always apples
>>14930935Go for it.It will be filled with the remains of the other generals. It's just a fad on the board. Just like it was here as well.
>>14930905Let's make him cum to soften things up. Who doesn't want to use a nice soft stallioncock as a fleshlight? Especially a hyper-sensitive one~>>14930911I'll post my body if you post yours. I guarantee I look better :^)
>>14930923Yes, but I want to complain about things.
>>14930943uh yeah, I didn't say I was actually going to make one.
>>14930897do you think that's going to stop them?this is the Garuda wasp. Garuda is the Hindu god of victory, war, and the death of the weak. he is the friend and steed of the great god Vishnu, the Preserver, who protects him and his children. do you think you can stop Garuda?wasps will outlast cockroaches.
>>14930946Oh, I didn't mean that at either of youI was just avin a giggl. Sorry
>>14930947you should try the oppositeit's much more rewarding
>>14930929erp doesn't really entertain me, but I don't see why people are so bothered by in in comparison to so much of the other, much much more intrusive shit that goes on in these threadsErp is a couple of black squares a minute, but if someone decides to start flinging artist shit around it consumes the entire thread for hours sometimes
>>14930960That's what I thought
Who else in Ponyville do you think reads Daring Do? Any guesses on notable background ponies being shown as fans?
>>14930966I bet BonBon doesShe was in Dash's fan club, and Daring Do is basically the pony Dash wishes she were.BonBon is probably way too into it. Like those kids that get harry potter scar tattoos into it.
>>14930962Rewarding how? Pony still won't love me, or exist.
>>14930962Wow, she is so adorable when she is said.
>>14930963Oh I know thatI just think it's funny to hover over some spoiler text and skim it to see how many times I can see: pre, throbbing, spurt, flare, donut, ponut, moan, marecock, etc.
>>14930966I wouldn't be surprised if the writers ended up making Luna obsess over the series.
What if plant pones
>>14930986The reward is that gain a new level of autism. Except it anon. It is your only salvation.
>>14930995What if plant ponies vs. zombie ponies
>>14930946That shouldn't be too hard - a few thrusts of the tongue, maybe a gentle squeeze of his balls and he's spurting. Hot thick ropes of cum blasting from his flare as he whimpers and groans, shuddering as he unloads a day's worth of pleasure in a dozen hard spasms.Once he's spent, his cock softens some, becoming just as pliable yet firm as a fleshlight.
>tfw still no Space Station pony docking art
>>14931000Well I do like leveling up.Ok, thanks anon.
>>14930995Maybe Sedusa or whatshernamenow has some sort of plant manipulation. What if she can create plant ponies?
Top ten pony dicks by size, go.
>>14931018No, fuck you.
>>14931028Celestia is a mare, she does not have a dick.
>Rarity sent you a very lavish invitation to the "Royal Sleepover at Carousel Boutique">You respond that you'll be a little late but you'll be there for sure>You arrive late but the "welcome princesses" banners are still plastered across the front of her home>Opening the door you find most of the food and drinks untouched>You head upstairs to find Rarity already asleep next to an empty box box of tissues>you carefully climb in bed next to her
>>14931031Celestia is a mare, and a princess, she has the biggest dick
>>14931018At least do a poll we can all agree on Top Ten Hugest Pony Butts Go
>>14931034Princesses do not have dicks.
>>14931039Celestia has a dick
>>14931040Celestia does not have a dick.
>>14931044Celestia does indeed have a dick.It is the biggest.
>>14931032>empty box box of tissuesWhy does she have an empty box box of tissues?
>>14931046I just checked, and she doesn't have a dick. Or if she does, it is a very small one.
>>14931055But I'm touching it right now.It's a rather large and warm horsecock. Definitely the biggest I've seen.
>>14931059Okay, fine. You're clearly delusional and there is no point in trying to argue with you.Let's talk about something else instead, like this pony.
>>14931059Does she have nice heavy balls too?
>>14931070That's a nice pony.
>>14931070She has a nice butt and a cute mane.
>>14931079Yeah.Well kind of. Her sack doesn't hang very far, but the testicles are like, the size of grapefruits.They're warmer than her cock, and kinda damp.
>>14931080She is a nice pony. She's also very fast.She's the fatest pony in all of Equestria.
>>14931085She's the cutest pony on the show
>>14931070I think she's a very daring pony, maybe even the most daring next to Daring Do.
>>14931087Does she like it when you rub her balls?
>>14931091I don't know about that. She has some pretty cute friends.
>>14931095Yeah, but she's always busy so she doesn't like you doing it often.
>You fucks managed to kill off our Moth Pone General.You fucked up real bad.
>>14931091It's a common fact.
>>14931100her friends blue in comparison to the cute one
Please enter a name
I got a boyfriend!
Pony wants to measure your love
>>14931125Anon what did I tell you about lying?
Steven Universe is really cute, I love the inversion of conventional gender dynamics and the familial love they share.
>>14931107I disagree, but respect your opinion.
>>14931132How can love be measured?
>>14931146just bend over
Pony has braces
>>14931112Now name this
>>14931186Pony is cute then.
>>14931200I wonder if Pony dentists have the appropriate tools for that kind of thing
>>14931205I'm sure they do.Just make sure they are a unicorn...
>>14929588>Those nipples>That tailThat everythingI'm not usually the type that rages at sexualized scalies but that's just going too fucking far
Why didn't you invest in bitcoin?
>>14931216That would actually be wonderfulOne of the biggest hurdles modern dentists have today when it comes to patient care is just pain.They have next to no way of telling when a patient needs more anesthetic other than the patient telling them that they can still feel pain.Unicorns could get rid of all of that.
>>14931227Because I lack bits and coins
Which pony is the most WPSHHable?
>you will never use pony's soft, warm testes as a pillow
>>14931227At least I invested in litecoin
>>14931227I have no need for drugs or cp and thats all you can buy with them. Which is probably why moot accepts them.
>>14931245Good, that probably wouldn't be very comfortable to them.
Evens: Draw.Odds: Read.
Pony asks you to hold her hooves with your handsin publicwould you dare to be this lewd?
So i'm kinda curious: how is the equestria untamed website able to sell mlp based images? Is it a fact that hasbro doesn't want to be associated with porn in any way they let it be?
>>14931259Oh hell yeah, I would even stop posting the same picture every day
>>14931259She wouldn't be able to walk straight
>>14931262No, Hasbro is attacking them or at least has been, but it's within fair use, and Hasbro's lawyers are very incompetent.
>>14931262Basically. That's also how all the porn portfolios slip under the radar.If hasbro personally starts handling porn the media is going to want then to elaborate, why?
>>14931279Really, where? I haven't seen anything about hasbro attacking them.
This pony has the best buttHow could you even not want to take your hand and get a palm full
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNHknsSrHDI definitely heard it before but where...
>>14931279In its most general sense, a fair use is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner. - See more at: http://fairuse.stanford.edu/overview/fair-use/what-is-fair-use/#sthash.e5mYg5BR.dpufI just don't see how it's fair use.>comment uponNo in any way>critizeagain, no.>parodyI guess this is the closest I can think off but a parody is"A parody is a work that ridicules another, usually well-known work, by imitating it in a comic way."Which porn doesn't really do.
>>14931285I've no clue, a long while ago it was discussed in MLPG. Try google.>>14931297Porn does fall under parody. Read any disclaimer at the end of porn collections and whatnot, it's always "PARODY"
>>14931288Sounds like Zeruda
>>14931304It's actually funny and the other way around. After equestria untamed images were posted on EQAD equestria untamed sent blogger a dmca takedown for their payed images. I shit you not. Hasbro had nothing to do with it, the parordy porn site did.
>>14931316That might be, but I remember hearing of Hasbro attacking Palcomix too.
>>14931321considering the quality i'd attack palcomix too
>>14931321I searched, haven't found anything.
>Twilight tries to get a solid night of studying in>There's no test tomorrow but sometimes she likes to pretend like there is>Pinkie looks in from the library window and sees her stressing out>Throws Twilight a giant party>Twilight gets overwhelmed and shuts herself in her room>Eventually you walk upstairs and find her passed out faced first in her books>The bed is already made up with the covers perfectly pulled back for two.
>>14931375Well here's what I remembered, apparently it's from BCS so it's worth even less than an anon claiming it.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp11696621.htmlPost 11699975
>>14931387>>Twilight tries to get a solid night of studying in>>There's no test tomorrow but sometimes she likes to pretend like there isThats so fucking cute holy shit
>>14931387>invading her personal space like thatrude
>>14931393I'd take it with a grain of salt about anything she says. Thanks though.
>>14931399I wish I was motivated enough to do that
Can you imagine how nice it would be to be a unicorn>can close door from across room >can change channels without touching remote>blankets tangled? magic them up and fix them>teleport drinks from the fridge to your desk
>>14931419Yeah but then you have to have a giant horn on your head
>>14931310These are hard: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXH1jjE6Kv
>>14931419Unicorns would just be huge fatasses
>>14931419what happens if you're a shit magic user though?>slam door by accident>drop remote, batteries fall out>tear blankets>drop and smash glass on the floor
>>14931432>MLHG is full of unicorns depressed because they can't magic
>>14931432No worse than being a clumsy fuck.Better even, because even if you're a fumblehorn, you might still be reasonably coordinated physically. An earth pony that is shit at that magic hoof grip thing is completely screwed.
>>14931432It's like looking into Sweetie Belle's future
>>14931441>an earth pony who is shit at that magic hoof grip thingthe horror
I've made my decisionPonies are not for sexual
>>14931442i feel like sweetie belle would be an okay magic user, just a bit of a ditz, less common sense than the average pone
>>14931454Why not?What if the ponies don't agree with your decision?
>trying to sleep>Pinkie keeps lying on your face>literally just on your face, whenever you try to sleep>She's a snorer to
>>14931454Wasn't this made by a guy who claimed the oc was his tulpa? Whatever happened to tulpas anyway.
>>14931461it's like my catdoes she molest things like my cat too?
>>14931465/oat/ on mlpchan
what should i do tomorrow /mlp/?
>>14931460Sexualizing things is overrated
>>14931481>/mlp/You should go offline for a month and see the world from a perspective outside your bedroom.
>>14931487but i only go in my bedroom to sleep, i mostly stay in the loungeroom with my laptop on the couch
>>14931493outside your loungeroom, then
>>14931498nah, i just need something fun to do tomorrow, but there's nothing to do locally except go to the cinema, unless we travel a bit and go to the mall and go shoppingi'm a pretty urbanised comercialised person, anonbesides i leave my house daily to go the gym, and every second day for art class
male plane poniies
>>14931465Threads got banned and moved is all
>>14931506learn to play SS13
>>14931521i can't do that with my mother anon
MLPG Fetish SurveyBest:Worst:Most overrepresented in art:Most underrepresented in art:Most overrepresented in stories:Most underrepresented in stories:
>>14931526whatwho said anything about your mother
What would having Dash as a pet be like?
>>14931535i did, just then, i should have clarified earlier
>>14931532>Best:No fetish>Worst:All of them
>>14931537I would teach her to perch on my arm like a falcon.
>>14931532Best: Body odorWorst: DiapersMost overrepresented in art: Cum inflationMost underrepresented in art: Feet and feet derivativesMost overrepresented in stories: Lesbian sexMost underrepresented in stories: Body odor
>>14931552That sounds like fun
>>14931540HmWatch a movie at home?
>>14931567perhaps, though she wants me to think of something a bit bigger than that, nevermind anon, i'll think of something i'm sure
>>14931532>MLPG Fetish Survey>>Best:Consensual cuddling>Worst:The rest
>>14931573Alright, good.Planning family events is not my special talent by far
>>14931577what is your special talent anon? mine is design
>>14931559Yeah, it would be great to take her out to a nice big open field or something and watch her play for a few hours, maybe play some games with her too.
>>14931532Just make a "do you rike it?" strawpoll with a huge list and allow multiple selections
>>14931579Public speaking!I'm gonna be a politician some day, hopefully.
>>14931587awesome, good luck!
>you will never have a snuggly stallion to hug when you go to bed
>>14931587pls make beastiality legal
>>14931610I definitely, /definitely/ won't make that my platform, but I'll try to make strides in it.
pony wants you to come out for a drink with her
thinking of streaming some mobster movies tomorrow, i've already got kill the irishman and get shorty, what's another mlpg would like me to stream? perhaps the blues brothers?
>>14931618I bet Daring Do has lots of great stories to tell that never made it to the books.
>>14931608>you will never wake him up in the morning by slowly getting him hard, then rubbing one out for him as the new day dawns
>>14931623You Kill Me
Rainbow Dash just asked you if she could join the elite pony guard
>>14931639...Why is she asking me?
>>14931644AREN'T YOU PART OF THE GUARDFUCK
>Feeling Pinkie Keen>Over a Barrel>Too Many Pinkie Pies>Spike at Your Service>Keep Calm and Flutter On>Games Ponies PlayGive me one reason why Dave Polsky isn't the worst writer, and tomorrow won't be horrible.
Pony doesn't like it when you say you are her waifu
>fluffy pony drowns
>>14931665Because those are good episodes.
>>14931668but I'm her husbando, she's my waifu
>>14931668That's okay because I said she's my waifu and not that I'm hers.
>>14931668Pony is so modest.
TWILY GET OUT OF MY ROOM
>want to pull all nighter>temperature is perfect right now to lie comfy in bedI hate finals
i don't remember so good anymore mlpgtell anon the tale of the time you defeated the mighty dragon
>>14931689>I want to draw while I have alone time>but I'm tired and lazyI hate...I dunno, me, I guess.
>>14931696Once upon a time I was just sitting in my room posting on mlpgThen a mighty dragon appeared. He told me that his stock options were non existent because he was an up and coming dragon. But I defeated his clever ruse and invested in that dragon's companyNow I have millions of dragon dollars and I buy all the mlp plushiesThe End
>>14931661I always did think that Braeburn/LSH was adorable
>>14931593Or any of these:http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MW1ODT2O5khttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0GsIrt6ydjzhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1br4tif23Ii
>>14931722thank younow i can die in peace
>>14931629>you will never give him a little kiss and carry him to the shower with you
>>14931689>snow outside>we never get snow here>got oodles of blankets and a picture windowGive inSleep
>>14931734>you will never run a finger around his rim, savouring the moment before plunging deep in his asshole with your dick
>tfw no hot chocolate made with pony's love while you wrap up in blankets with pony together next to the fireplace as you fall asleep watching the snow rage on outside
>>14931747pony it's cold outside
>>14931744>you will never pound his ass as he begs for more, the warm water of the shower streaming over both of you as you slake your morning lust
>>14931749I have blankets made of polar bears and fire pit burning right nowPony has no excuse
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic no longer existsYou have to move on with your life
>>14931753>you will never cum your hot viscous seed in his boycunt, pull out and watch it trickle slowly down his inner thigh
>>14931758>you have to move on with your lifeTell that to everyone still producing content for the Invader Zim fandom
>>14931764>you will never give him a kiss as he shudders and thanks you, scrubbing up and getting nice and clean for the day
>>14931758I will once I'm bored of it
>>14931777>you will never squeeze his butt as he walks out the door on his way to work
>>14931782>you will never chuckle as he yelps and blushes, unsheathing a little reflexively
>>14931765I would rather a Sugar.
>>14931794Has anyone besides SB drawn Sugar?
>tfw MLPG never breeds
>>14931823This board is full of MLPG bastard childs.
Pony discovered your shoes and is now walking around the house with an idiotic smile on your face
>>14931843>on your face>you already posted this once before0/10See me after class
>>14931800I like this one. Can't say the same for the Femsnails though.http://derpibooru.org/367651
>>14931851W-what are we going to do after class?
>>14931858Just lie aroundno grabbing anything
>>14931851But MLPG is full of people posting the same shit repeatedly
GUYSWHAT WOULD NIGHTMARE GLOOMY LOOK LIKE
>>14931867Some sort of macro sex abomination of tentacles and various other fetishes>THE HIATUS WILL LAST FOREVER
>>14931866Anon if I wanted excuses I would have asked your mother why she had youIf I wanted reposts I could go anywhere
>>14931885Rarity has the best expansions.
guys my pony won't stop flying into things
Is it doneFinally is MLPG dead forever?
>>14931076gotta get a whopper abd a 40 ride
what does it feel like to have friends
good morning.it leaked again didn't it?even if it didn't it will leak later and another episode day will be utterly ruined.
>>14931914i don't knowive been watching this show about friendship for 3 years but having made a new one at all
>>14931891>Not posting it
What went wrong?
>>14931912it's good to have at least one new short with the old style. China IL is... eh.
>>14931891>that feel when she stopped before showing you her full size
TIME OF BEB4:20 PST BLAZE IT FAGGOT HD COLLECTION
Rarity wants a McGangbang
>>14931944Rarity wants every type of gangbang.
>>14931951>tfw you will gangbang Rarity with her gang-banging hoodlum Stallion friends as she consumes a McGangbang
So...how about that clip from tomorrow's episode?What did you guys think about it?
>>14931963Link? Didn't know there was a new clip
>>14931963Made me happy and a bit confusedI mean I expected to be Dash and Twilight mainly but Rarity is also there. And more Rarity is always good. But at the same time why is Rarity there? I mean both Dash and Twilight like Daring Do so it makes sense but Rarity?
>>14931969It's 12 hours old so it isn't exactly new but I just found out of it http://mlp.derpynews.com/daring-dont-preview-via-mlp-facebook/
>>14931984Thanks.>>14931977Gags that involve ponies that don't know the books very well? Maybe she's a huger fan girl than Dash
I feel the depression overtaking me againI don't like it, I thought I was doneI thought I could be happy now
>>14931984>youtube video is, in fact, in the link>it doesn't link to the exact youtube video on the flash playerNow, that's oddoh well, will cap it for what it is worth
Pony made you nachos!
>>14932005This isn't laced with anything is it? Pony took advantage of me last time.
>>14932005Great, now I'm hungry for nachos.
>>14932005Pony is too good to me.
>>14932018Pony snuck in a little bit of love__
>>14932025By love, you mean semen right?
I have made pepper cakesPony told me they are shitPony is rude
Ben Ben & Larry best ship
>>14931998I BEAT ITFUCK YOU, DEPRESSION.
>>14932056What an incredibly horrifying ocular disease. Pony should go to see a doctor.
>>14932064How do I beat this bossI've been stuck at it for a year or so now
>>14932064Depression will be back.That shit is like Kramer. It just comes and goes as it pleases and there's nothing you can do.
On the one hand, I'm happy that Twi being a princess doesn't make a difference to her character, on the other...it doesn't make much sense that it doesn't?
The key to happiness is to simply lower your expectations.
>>14932066You're a liarA big fat liar
>>14932078why would it though? she just grew wings
>>14932070Playing video games taught me a valuable life lesson in beating depression.You have to git gud.
>>14932070intense meditation on my feelings whenever I feel particularly depressedA combination of meditation, taking up fitness again, eating healthy, and trying to look on the bright side of thingsthough a visit to a psychiatrist may help more than my mumbo-jumbo.Right now, I felt an intense feeling of hopelessness and became disinterested in everything around me like I tend to do in my episodes, but after 10 minutes of lying on the floor and questioning my life, I told myself that I'm my own boss and I did 100 push-ups, listened to some of my favorite music, and now I'm fine again. For another day, at least.
>>14931998>tfw will never have depression because of my mental aptitude and environment
>>14932088But she's a princess, and she still lives in a tree liberry in a backwater town with her fat fucking friends.
>>14932070>a yearYou haven't even gotten past the first stage of the fight, Anon
What if DJ Acid is in the locked box?
>>14932121Then the ponies should kill her because she's an abomination and her cum could count as a drug.
>>14932121it's gonna be pretty musky when they open it
>tfw no femrover to do this to me
>>14932153>wanting Femrover to do that to you>not Gilda>while one of her rancid boots is tied over your nose6/10 fantasy, anon
>>14932114>that guy could be considered one of the better vore artists of the fandom>he's better than most vore artists in generalMan having vore as a fetish sucksAt least there's shdingo that draws pretty damn good pony vore
>>14932163Unf.Nevermind about femrover.That boot part.write more
>>14932167her boots are pretty bad as they are, but she always makes sure to work up a good sweat before "playing" with you.the sour stench that assaults your senses when she simply slips them off is enough to make your eyes water, you'd be in a daze by the time she shoves one in your face.she'd laugh at your immediate erection, too.
I want the stinkfags to leave
>>14932182You want everyone to leave.
>>14932182MLPG is the land of equal opportunity, anon.I'm staying, and you can take my fetishes when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
>>14932104a princess in equestria probably isnt like a princess in the real world. cadance didnt have a castle and kingdom for the longest time either
>>14932191i will even if its the last thing i do
>>14932188how do you feel about stank adjectives
>>14932229are you sure?hearing about Gilda holding one of her damp, warm, cheesy socks to your nose while roughly jerking you off from behind is not for the faint of nose
>>14932235I love JonRomUnf art and he's a pretty cool dude, too
>>14932246Well what was just a simple boner massage before getting breakfast is now a fapping sessionContinue.
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>>14932259She's done this enough times to know when you're gonna blow. Licking your neck and pressing a socked hand over your nose, she waits for the tell-tale spasms and then releases your cock, letting your impending orgasm fade away while forcing you to keep taking deep breaths of her rich, vinegary stench.Gilda loves to watch you squirm, so she keeps this routine up until you're panting and blue-balled, mind in a fog from huffing her rank sweat. Then the real fun starts. She forces you down on your back, sits on your chest, and puts her cheesy, musky feet right on your face, sliding them around and coating you in her sweat. Pinching your nose between her toes where it smells the worst before cupping them over and clouding your senses. Maybe once in a while she'll tease your frenulum with her finger just a bit, just to keep you from passing from the sour-smelling torture.
>>14932203Why are you shitposting?
>not really into anime>still pretty damn hyped for Spacy Dandy>step foot in /a/ for the first time>no Space Dandy threads
Sure is /mlp/ around here. Night thread time for you to go.
>>14932332Because its going to be on /co/. They talk about it more than /a/
>>14932329SB really quit this spamming.
>>14930475i know i'm slow but it stands forAeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sidesso yes.
>>14932336>sure is /mlp/ around here>night thread time for you to gothese don't correlatewhat are you talking about
>>14932310i came, thanks anon
>>14932381Elitists please go
>>14932383It was my pleasure.Don't you not post about sweaty feet next time, mister. I gotta know my niggas.
>Skull Kid announced for Smash as an Assist Trophy
Namefags that don't produce regular content are what's killing MLPG.
>>14932388I don't understand the apeal of sweaty feet.
>>14932401Some people dig bad smells.
>>14932400You still have your cicrlejerk.
>>14932413Wait, what about soiled diapers, do you guys love that smell?
>>14932332Why didn't just fast rope down with the ring into Mt. Doom?
GET BACK TO STUDYING ANON
I only like smells if its musky. If it's stinky, then my boner dies.
>>14932414Circlejerks would be cut down significantly if people only used a name when actually contributing. Why do you think /b/read was so shitty? It was a collective personal blog.
>>14932436MLPG isn't any different.
I don't understand why people get mad when someone namefagsI liked it better back on /co/ when no one gave a shit
>>14932441people who say this didn't see /b/read/b/read had more namefag posts than anon posts. deal w/ it
>>14932443Too bad, you are stuck in a containment board. Deal with it nigga.
>>14932443It's to keep poeple like >>14932388quarantined..
>>14932425shut up worstponeyou aren't even real
>>14932463I've been going to MLPG since June 2011 and I still go to /co/ along with my other homeboards, thank you very much
>>14932458What am I seeing here?
>>14932465Anon there's no Fluttershy in that image
>>14932476sighwe've been over this a thousand timestwilight is canon worstpone since MMC, if not much earliersee me after class
Would Twilight consider porn magazines books?
>>14932485But I thought everything was going to be just fine.
>>14932486She wouldn't have time for trash like that.
>tfw discriminated againstI hate you Seth.
>>14932485Anon please. This was one of the question of last year's test.The official results showed that the only people who answered the Who's worst pony question were the ones that said Fluttershy. The ones that said AJ also got hlaf the points of that question.
>>14932499At least MLPG doesn't do those types of "jokes" nearly as much.
>>14932511Gentlemen please, can we not agree twilight and fluttershy are the worst ponies of the show? Rarity is the sluttiest of them all and RD is autistic as fuck. AJ and Pinkie Pie are the 2 available ponies left
>>14932525AJ and Pinkie a shit
>>14932400HotGlueAnon/Nonymous produces regular content ;)
>>14932525No, Pinkie is much worse.
>>14932528So its concluded. All the mane 6 characters are shit then. Trixie is best pony then?
>>14932533I'm not even gonna waste my time to respond to that question.
>>14932535So then who is best pony? Mlpg hates the mane 6 and trixie.
>>14932541anonseriouslywe've been over thisbest pony is your least favorite
>>14932530>tfw pantyanon doesn't
>>14932541The only good pony.
*waves her hoof over your faceYou are now my slaveYou think I am your favorite pony
>>14932541but I like Trixie and 5/6 mane six
>>14932554Are they behind that very ugly pony?