Luna has seemed rather chipper since returning to Canterlot. And she's got so much to catch up on. I wonder that she doesn't put off going to sleep to see what she can see and do what she can do in the day all over up until the moment she collapses in a snoring pile and her guard has to take her back to her room.>>14913878Previous thread.
>>14919441transformation into an OC
>>14919407Do you think the royal guard would accept human applicants?
>>14919448Okay.Forceful transformation into a slutty OC.
>>14919462but that could be any OC!
>>14919441>>14919448Could be worse
>>14919407She just want to have fun.
>>14919474FlyingSaucer being turned into a slutty chubby diamond dog
>>14919478UnfI want to ride in twilycar
>>14919407>you will never find an exhausted Luna sleeping in the middle of the hallway>you'll never pick her up and carry her over to her chamber, tucking her in tightly
>>14919451Sure.But then you'd have to bunk in the barracks with a bunch of off-duty stallions and who knows what kind of a hard time they'd give you.
>>14919492See that is worseSo worse it shall be immediately rejected
>>14919500pfftI'd hug them all
>>14919483>pony dating sim never will be
>>14919505Too late! You are now the cutest chubster doge.
>>14919500What about the hard time you would give them?
>>14919505Nope, it's forceful transformation and the heat overtakes your reason and you go about raping innocent anons.Being a dumb diamond dog you eventually move a cave filled with jewels and work your anon-harem.
>>14919526I always love that image. Something that cute can never be taken seriously.
>>14919500Why do unicorns need spears?
>>14919526When you get to the point where you can freely hassle them, you'll be a true guard.
Why didnt the diamond dogs just gag rarity
>Written by: Dave Polsky
>>14919500I didn't even think about sleeping arrangements. But surely I can't fit in a bunk made for a pony? I'm 6'4!
>>14919534>>14919525Negative anonsI do not do dogeThere is anon around here who can be of assistance to you in that area>>14919538Ha, exactly
>>14919474ponies and theirflexibility
>>14919538>>14919566I know, right?That human is just so harmless you can't call it a threat!
>>14919483Second option.I'm quite sure she wouldn't handle making her sister sad to well.
>>14919568I hope flexi-pone returns to us one day
>>14919583I like that drawingit's silly
Alright who the hell is Sparkles Fantastic?
>>14919599She has been known to be quite silly.
>>14919596I bet you'd make a pretty flexible mare.
>>14919561If it's an issue, they'll put a few bunks together by the wall and take out the divider boards on top. You'll be fine.
>>14919590Let look at it in another point of view.Celestia finally get to spend time with Luna and she want to party with her. This is about a 1000 year after Celestia was force to watch her people celebrate an event that demonized Luna.
>>14919561>But surely I can't fit in a bunk made for a pony? I'm 6'4!Let's be giants in Equestria together.We can pretend to be the royal elite soldiers and use our height to intimidate opponents enough that they give up instead of fighting and finding out that we barely know which end of the sword we have to point at them.
>>14919615Anon plsWhat do you have against stallion pones
>>14919625they are clearly inferior as we have no male alicorns.
>>14919574I don't think ponies will see human as "cute".
>>14919625What do you have against being a pretty mare?
>>14919643They already do.
>>14919614>tfw ponykart is ded
>>14919620How is that another point of view though?
>>14919643Yeah, cute isn't the word I would use describing humans.
>>14919652Ponies have never even seen a human.
>>14919620Why would the ponies demonize Nightmare Moon? NMM only lasted for like 45 seconds and Celestia was the only one that witnessed her.
>gotta watch tangled>gotta watch toy story 1 2 3>gotta watch Nightmare before christmasMan, I havne't seen a lot of good movies
>>14919684Yes they haveThey even got a crush on them
>>14919674>4chan fucks up>mfw
>>14919674Applejack does silly things to get ponies to buy her apples.
>>14919642Anon that is sexist!>>14919646I'd prefer to stay male anon, and the male pones have the bonus of being adorable
>>14919689She laid half the castle to waste.
>>14919695Your dreams don't count, anon.
transformation into bat pone
>>14919724I was only counting canon
>>14919714>>14919712>>14919674So I still get the duplicate file error when trying to reupload the image I wanted? maaaaan
>>14919734But that never happened in the show.
transformation into apples
>>14919625You have a good opinion on male ponies.They're very cute. Colts are cute too.
>>14919753leading to obvious vore
Transformation into living thread
I think I may have found the closest thing to a perfect Derpy fapfic.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/124088/special-deliveryAnd am I just noticing how much Fimfiction's interface sucks? I haven't been there in months. I think the last time I actually went there was just before this overhaul.
>>14919777Where the hell is Juice, anyways?
>>14919760They really are. The stallions are my favorite but the colts are indeed cute as well, though I think their head could use a bit of work from some angles
>>14919770It just updated like, a day ago.
>>14919749Yeah it's part of Friendship is Magic and happened
>>14919674>tfw xieril is ded
>>14919718Mares are much more cuter.I hope you're turned into a diamond dog for not wanting to be a pony.In fact, I hope Rarity indoctrinates you into her slutty bitch-harem.
>>14919654>yes I know fan projects often never get finished, but I'll definitely finish this>no really
>>14919483this isn't from anything at all, is it?
>>14919792Well it sucks. The mobile version even more.
>>149198032gaydo not like
>>14919795Anon, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that happening.
>>14919819That's why I said closest thing, silly.
>>14919820pony should be flexible
>>14919789He only comes by to shitpost.
>>14919777WHAT IF BANANA HAPPEN?>>14919815Its an extremely old picture.
>>14919806But I do want to be a pony anon, a male one.Though I would take mare over diamond dog any day
>>14919848you heard it guys, he wants to be the pretty mare
>>14919848But you can't be a pony.
>>14919847I want to peel a banana pone
>>14919848FS confirmed for wanting to be the slutty mare
>>14919838NOPony should have a rigid schedule! How else will they get anything done?
>>14919863When are we going to have an official fic written like a sitcom where every MLPG poster bar FS is a pony and we continuously mock him for being a human?
>>14919863Be gentle, anon. She very delicate.
>>14919896>tfw you will never tear banana ponies ass apart>literally
I guess that dream loli was a one time thing...
>>14919896holy shitis she okay?
>>14919859>>14919873Anons, you are all crazy and some day you will come to appreciate the cuteness that is the stallion pone
Mom from futurama is fucking hot
>>14919916She died seconds later from a marijuana overdose
>>14919917Stallions aren't cute. I don't want to be cute though.
>>14919905>>>14919916She'll be fine. Just fine.
>>14919913Shame. it sounded hot as fuck.
I Princess Peach were a pony, would she be an alicorn?Andmore importantly, would she be for sexual?
Have you paid tribute to your favorite pony today?
>>14919961all ponies are
>>14919961Princess peach is always for sexual
>tfw writefagging is ded
>>14919970All I could get was the blood of a woman's firstbornIs that good enough?
Creepy mutant OCs stand asideThis is the only true banana pone
>>14919992Hope you like Satyrs.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ici1NphEKaangh5nLGlU24jMqkkHrhQvrdHuhQmqAtw/edit?pli=1
>>14920001oh no the return of pegasus lard comet
>>14919992what do you want to write about
>>14919992And nothing of value was lost.
>>14919992Why don't you write?
>>14919970I praised the sun. Is that enough?
>>14919890>sex sometimes>sex at all
Pony is magic
>>14920015what's up with those taps she does with her hoof
>>14920012>anon not getting an immortality spellhe dun fucked up
dan please leavebanana pone is dead
>>14920012No big surprise Celestia's satyr would be the most precious satyr.
>>14919992>nanaki just wrote a 50,000 word story about his shemale fursonaoh man i cant wait to read this
>>14919992who killed it?
>>14920036She is trying to hit her panic buttontragically she left it at home
>>14920018Several things. Some lewd, some not.>>14920044>still hasn't done his Twixie fic>>14920055I feel that TAW leaving killed it.
>>14919904pony has made her life choice
>>14919478>twilight bmw 3 seriesdyewtsdash would be the bmw and would be completely clueless about car maintenance
>>14920012Well, that was kinda sad.
Pony can't find her butt
>>14920022God she's so cute.I bet she has the sweetest voice and delicious banana scented toots.
>>14919811didnt hopic like, legic internet-die?as in, nobody has heard or seen of him in months?
>>14920105Pony should retrieve butt before someone makes off with it.
What would Gloomy sound like?
>>14920157The dead can't talk
>>14920157Marlene Dietrich without an accent.
>>14920157She has sorpano voice
>>14920177Anon, stop being so rude to her. She's right there!
>>14920157http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0V_8ZXZyzMdepending how giant she is
>>14920157Like a pone with nothing left
I'm going to beb with Gloomy.
>>14920085It would be the reality of loving such a long lived creature like Celestia or Luna.
>>14920280Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14920270She's in her mousehole sleeping
>>14920280>reality>they have age spellsYou know what would be even better?Getting the ol' age spell and it's a little too potent and you're younger than your daughter for years.
>>14920295You mean rotting
>>14920353RIP in peace
>>14920315That would be nice being able to live for thousands of years with them.
>>14920353>>14920377Gloomy is just fine, Anon. Why are you so cruel to her?
>>14920377Whats doubly horrible is that someone actually drew Drizzle for once, but it had to be in that
>>14920400She's in this too
>>14920430Oh hey look, it's Allie Way!
>>14920430That one has Merry May even tooPoor second string background pones, they get no respect
Pony...Pony is weakWe fear pony's may only have a few weeks left
>>14920461Ponies can't die.
>>14920461Silly anon, ponies don't die.
>>14920470>>14920475They simply become one with the Force
>>14920470>>14920475If ponies don't die, why do they get old?
>>14920512To keep life interesting.
>>14920512So you could ask other people about it.
>>14920512So they can beg for death
>>14920512They're like phoenixes. Once they get old enough they spontaneously combust and become young again.
>>14920512So that they can have pretend funerals
>>14920512Ponies are all like phoenixes. They get old, and then they come back to life young again.
>>14920475>ponies don't dieexplain applejacks parents and why it was clearly canon that they passed away
>>14920539Casket parties, you mean.
>>14920552They didn't pass away, they're cosmonauts
Transformation into night thread
>>14920552Mud ponies don't count
>>14920594Noit is too early!
>>14920594Transformation into drool thread
>>14920605Transformation into twilight thread.
Transformation into a filly
>>14920616THE FOR RECKONING IS UPON US
transformation into dinosaur thread
Transformation into a dog>tfw no Warity to turn me into a diamond dog
>>14920609Drool into transformation thread
time for the most horrifying of alltransformation into flyingsaucer
>>14920631Why is her butt so big?
transformation into a femanon and having lesbian sex with your waifu
>>14920654yeah what of it
>>14920649I bet she doesn't even know bread makes you fat
>>14920643keep the hope alive anon>>14920654Bad anonbad
mewball a shit
>>14920663but your waifu wanted kidsoh wellwaifu will just have to turn into a stallion
>>14920649Transformation into a fat pony
has the general just sort of turned into>posit pone sexual related situation>replies>posit anotherfor 1000 posts?
Transformation into incest
>>14920688Would you rather it be lesbian sex with your ponimouto?
transformation into yourself
>>14920663>being femanon>not getting stuffed by all the horse cocks>not being constantly filled with pints on gallons of hot stallion seed>not positively gravid with the foals of your studs
>>14920703How about no dyke "sex" at all?
Pony got you a cupcake for your birthday!But..she, uh, got hungry on the way
Is there a Nelson Mandela pony (zebra?) yet?Turning mistakes into miracles?
Transformation central!Can you feel it?
>>14920763>mistakes into miracles?Please no
>>14920779It could be better
>tfw will never be in a lesbian diamond dog orgy
My 10 year old sister told me to draw Tootershy.MLPG send help
I'll bet you don't even know the next episode synopsis
EVERYBODY POSTING IN THIS THREAD IS NOW pinkie pie
>>14920814Bring her here.
>>14920814Your sister is now mlpg
>>14920819How is that good?I want to be in a diamond dog orgy, Anon.
>>14920815I bet you couldn't get a smaller picture
>>14920821Will I get money from the government now?
>>14920836Yeah, but a lesbo orgy?Nigga, women can't please women.
>>14920815something something rainbow dash episode so Im not as excited anyway
>>14920836So, crazy diamond dog anonDo you think we will ever actually see that species again in the franchise?
>>14920838I could if I would take a picture of your penis
>>14920854>Nigga, women can't please women.What>>14920858I hope so.
>>14920815why would I? I don't want spoilers
>>14920828>>14920833She says "Hi."
I get the feeling that Dash wouldn't respond very well to me proclaiming my love
>>14920904Say she has good taste in pony. Fluttershy is the best
>>14920904Give her a dragon dildo.
>>14920917PleaseEven Fluttershy knows that she's not the best
>>14920910She wouldn't even know you existed, anon. I don't think any of our waifus would.
>>14920854are you trying to trick me
>>14920904You know what you must do. It is your duty.
I tried, but this isn't working out.Sorry, Anon.
>>14920904... did you actually find a little girl that likes FiM?Ask her how it feels to be the target audience.
>>14920966>messy maned rararararaacute
>tfw no apple dating sim
>>14920966but i like it
>>14920933>Front loader>With a top loading lidI bet that spoiled artist has never even done a load of laundry
Pony found your shoes and she's unexplanably happy!What do
>>14920988>>14921017thanksI've probably just been looking at it for too long. I'll try and come back to it later.
I want to be an apple so Applejack will love me
>>14921026Tell her she can have them.I don't want to leave the house anyway.
>>14921024IMO top-loaders should still have viewing windows so you can watch the laundry show if you want to.
>>14920885Well I don't think anyone was expecting us to get a male griffon when one fell out of the sky in the mystery episodeSo maybe one will pop up when least expected
>>14921066Tope loaders spin horizontally rather than vertically
You walked in on pony doing something private.
Oh no, pony was confused and thought your oven was the washing machine and put all your clothes in and set it on high!What do
>>14921136Pony paddling produces plentiful precum.
>>14921128Slap the shit out of her
>>14921112Why does she have an article of my clothing in her hoof? Was she masturbating to me?
>>14921128Either pony is getting rid of all my clothes and turning me into a pony or she's going to get kicked out
>"You gonna keep staring, or help me out here, anon?"
>>14921182No, I'm going to shave you then eat you so I can gain your cuteness and athleticism.
>>14921128If the clothes are in the oven, then the roast...FUCK.
>>14921094So? It'd just be like watching carousel instead of a hamster wheel.
>>14921182Not with that attitude
Pony just ate a Skip Sandwich DX
>>14921194>I don't think it works like that
>>14921220how do they mocap this stuff?
>>14921226Maybe that is how FiM griffons got so cute
>>14921226I meant sexually.
>>14921226Yes it does.Although I am going to get a pretty big fire going.I want to cook pony alive.
>>14921194>not just eating them raw
Long, deep, hot, wet flare on cervix kisses
>>14921015im going to put very mild dating sim elements in ponycrossingthey all lead to a character-specific candlelight dinner where she friend-zones you in the nicest way possible
Pony can't defeat Air Man.
>>14921279>where she friend-zones youThat'd be terrible.
Pony can't beat MGS3 on European Extreme
>>14921277I wanna work on this Celestia picture first.
>>14921299gotta get back to status quo anonat least she gives you a peck on the cheek
>>14921295That's because pony didn't get metal blades first
>>14921299waitdo bronies still think that existsi thought you all learned better
>>14921268You know, before getting into this show the implications of this would have been off-putting.Now I find myself playign CoC and hoping fen will stop being terrible long enough to add more centaur content
>>14921310Pony can't beat Ninja Gaiden on the NES.
>>14921321Then "romance" elements are worthless.>>14921339It absolutely does.I don't consider it a bad thing, but the concept is absolutely true.
>>14921346Oh look, somebody else who actually digs centaurs.
>>14921353its basically to bait people into thinking they can romance cartoon ponies then letting them down slowlymostly i just enjoy the suffering of others
Why aren't ya'll ain't b-breeding?
>>14921366shut the fuck up dinofag
>>14921369Because no one would ever want to fuck a creature as unsavory as I.
>>14921369My gf is a prude and I'm not sure if I'm ever going to get into her pants at this rate
>>14921369I am breedingi got some pretty good talonflames herenot perfect though, gotta keep going
>>14921379It's breeding. She doesn't have to want it, silly.
>>14921366>mostly i just enjoy the suffering of othersOh.Well you're a terrible person then and I hope your PC crashes without a backup.
>>14921369My waifu's already being bred by someone else.At least the babies will never go hungry.
>>14921389Yes she does. Because forced impreg is bad, m'kay?
So... is it the Apple family that prides itself on breeding or is it just Applejack's fetish?
>Thinking the friend-zone is a real thing>Thinking that because you put some effort into a relationship you deserve to fuck them
>>14921369Because I am an ugly,gross,overweight,dirty and unshaved individual who'd rather player dwarf fortress than even entertain the thought of going outside for anything other than food.
>>14921404NTR a shit
>>14921404At this rate, Sugar will eat her babies
>>14921415I only have a Talonflame since it had Flamebody. I use it to hatch eggs. Got a Fletchinder over Wondertrade with Gale Wings, though. Never going to use it.What I really want is to breed my Chesnaughts into some great terror.
>>14921420>Putting the pussy on a pedestal
>>14921319Which one is that
>>14921415Gotta use what's good, m8.
Remember you were young and naive and didn't know the truth about living in the world?
>>14921443Nah, but she may need to hire someone to hold them up to her since she can't reach around her chest.
>>14921420>implying we just want to fuck them>implying we don't just want to know they'll be thereI want JIDF to leave
>>14921480>not just being happy with them being happy, regardless of who they're with
>>14921459spoilered for not ponyShe doesn't have hands right now because they were kinda bad and I'm redoing them.
>>14921501she should get cream for that sunburn
>>14921501Why is her face red?
>>14921480Wouldn't that be achieved by friendship?
>>14921467I would give anything to be able to live in such times again.
I have no idea why I saved this image
Ooooo. Where's this at? Daring Do's house?
>>14921508Oh, well that's pretty good.
>>14921508Is she making herself larger?
>>14921448Too bad Chesnaught is only decent
>>14921499What about our own happiness? Is it not the nature of a man to remember that themselves come first, for maximum happiness?
>>14921512Look in her bag.
http://derpibooru.org/417847MLPG Starbound server soon.
>>14921501>Flipping itWHYWHY WHY WHY
>>14921509>>14921512Look in Fluttershy's bag.
>>14921508or not spoiledy'know, 4chan, whatever floats yer boat>>14921531yes>>14921530Thank you.
>>14921514You bring a good point, Anon.However, wouldn't a lover be the one who will walk your path with you to its end?
Another new screenshot. There's a couple.
>>14921467No because I grew up in a terrible place and poor, I didn't have the joy of living in a bubble.
>>14921524>Twilight Sparkle staring disapprovingly at Rainbow DashOH MAN TWIDASH CONFIRMED
>>14921524Maybe Twily's mum's cabin that she writes in or something
>>14921533Who cares about that? I just like having him on my team. And since I caught a Bulletproof female Quilladin on Safari, I can breed more that have that ability.Protean Greninja are broken as shit, though. Especially if they have good speed, which they all do because anyone who uses them breeds them that way.
>>14921501What do you call it when there's extra space between the thighs of a girl?I think that's hot
...Does she live in a forest?
>Rarity will never love you because you don't love yourself
>>14921523Alright, guys, are there any images in your mlp folder that you have no idea why you saved?
A.K. Yearling porn when?
So is there another leak?
So JK Yearling is supposed to be Daring Do right?
>>14921578>tfw never had a stick thin gf
>>14921596Just 3 new screenshots.
>>14921596only screenshots. nothing concrete yet, just screenshots on facebook.
>>14921587I am an unsavory creature. No one would ever love an unsavory creature.
>>14921548>>14921535we know why?we just want to know WHY?
>>14921369AJ, I can only go so much. It's been, what, a week straight?
>>14921577Good thing I use a Trick Room team, only priority fucks me upGood luck with your breeding
>>14921605I actually don't know how they're handling it. I'm fairly certain that The Adventures of Daring Do are not an autobiography. And I highly doubt that A.K Yearling would make the main character look exactly like herself. Maybe she....cosplays as the character? For like, book signings?I honestly don't know how they're going to go about this. Ideas?
>>14921593I don't have an MLP folder, it's just separated into avatarfagging and not avatarfagging.That said, I'm not sure when I'll ever use this.
>>14921650>>14921605unrelated author entiey that dash confused for the author of darring do
>>14921608>stick thinNot my thingbut beanpoles can be nice...
>>14921664Why does she look like Daring Do then?
GuysCouldOk guys stick with meCould AK Yearling possibly be...a fake name?
You'll cowards don't even buck apples.
>>14921593I have no fucking idea why I saved this. It just looks so damn horrible that it's laughable.
>>14921679Well, J.K. Rowling is a fake name, so probably.
>>14921675Hapenstance of the cosmosThe same reason that there are multiple bonbonsAlternatively, to make the red herring more convincing
>>14921650I think it's either one of two thingsDaring Do is AK Yearling and is an autobiographyOr something where Dash finds out Daring Do/AK is just a egghead or something but the books she writes still inspires thousands of ponies or some moral like that
>>14921646I don't know shit about IVs, aside from that the guy in Kiloude can check them. I lucked out with decent stats on my starter, and safari pokes are guaranteed 2 top IVs. The fun's going to be in making it so the ability and the IVs pass down.
>>14921694Coincidentality of that scale has nothing to do with the cosmos. The stories are obviously based on true events
WHOSE READY FOR MOTH PONIES
>>14921714NOBODY is prepared for that
>>14921593Dont know how it ended up in my pone folderunf>Her in a pair of trunks
>>14921714>they always fly into your face
>>14921714I've been seeing a lot more mothponies.Nobby's mothpone is still the best
>>14921714I thought that said math poniesnow I'm disappointed
>>14921733that's pretty funny
>>14921732LETS GET READY FOR FLUFFY LITTLE MOTH PONIES
>>14921732>>14921754You've been seeing more because >>14909751>>14919861
>>14921770Huh.How long until it gets ran to the ground? I give it 3 months.
>>14921770Just make a bonfire the problem will take care of itself.
>>14921593He didn't even come back
>>14921786He must have put it off until later.
>>14921770>/mlp/ late to the party againWell, that's not really unexpected.
>>14921714I prefer pony ponies
>>14921770A new general, eh? Meh. At least they're cuter than batponies.I still love satyrs the most, though.
there are peoplein this threadright nowthat don't own a gun
>>14921770>>14921778Fuck both of you, this didnt need to happen>hey MLPG time for moth pones!>OM FUCKING G FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR CANCER GENERAL
>>14921770i am literally crying because this is the best thing ever
>>14921806Moth ponies don't really have that big of an appeal so I won't worry that much.
>>14921796YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER!
>>14921800I wish I had a CNC mill
>>14921800>metal gear solidew.I don't know why or how that series keeps on persisting.
>>14921823I know anon I grow more deviant by the day I don't know whats happening to me
>>14921800I own hundreds.Thousands even. I have a tank.
>>14921825I thought that said cmc mill. Then imagined running a pony mill forcefully breeding cute ones desperately trying to find their completely obvious cutie marks.
gilda pooltoy transformation
Pony says you're ugly but she still loves you
Moth pone + your dick + glow in the dark condom
If you feed a pony a cookie
>>14921877Pony will go to sleep when she realizes chocolate is actually roofie.
>>14921872>Someone loves me>Pone loves me
anon transformation into griffon and broken into slutty griffon
>>14921877She'll love you 5ever
>>14921872Pony needs to stop negging me.
>>14921913too many spaces, sorrytry again, though
>>14921918that pony is too littlefillies should be that size
>>14921800/k/I've told you beforeI'll get one when I can get one
I just noticed something.Probably 80% of humanized fanfiction has a JJ pic as a cover. The other 15% is shared between ManiacPaint and SSSonic2
>>14921937I kinda like that size.
>>14921949That's one kawaii shotgun
>>14921877So, which one is the original?
transformation into harshwhinny
>>14921949That's pretty adorable.
>>14921965Only the Twily one makes senseWhy the hell is the cookie floating in front of Dash if not for a lazy edit
I heard something about marx earlier and for some reason started thinking about class in equestria, are earth ponies basically the working class, and unicorns the ruling class? and if so what would that make the pegasi?
>>14921965>Floating cookie>Having to ask
>>14921965This one why would there be a floating cookie in the first one
>>14921963>>14921976have another, on the house
>>14921982Alicorns are obviously the ruling class.
>>14921976>Using adorable to describe a gun/k/ pls
>>14921955>80 + 15 = 95What's the remaining 5%?
>>14921969Dan and or Nonymous please
>>14921981>>14921993>>14921995Welp, I'M DUMB.
>>14921982The military that keeps the unicorns in power
>>14922001Random art from other people. I saw a Silver Spoon MSOB pic for one of them.
>>14921999I know the alicorns are the top of the top rulers, but I always got the feeling unicorns are like nobles or something
>>14922000>not treating your raifu with much love and affection
>>14922000>implying weapons of war can't be adorable
>>14921400>>14921378#thuglyfeyou will pour hours into regardless, admit it
>>14922021I think that is just a side effect of Canterlot being the capital. It seems to also be the unicorn city, which would explain its architecture and the fact the school for gifted unicorns is there and crap.
>>14921969Did someone say Harshwhinny
>>14922025>>14922028>>14922031/k/ is a magical placeit might in fact be our best bet against stupid pony wizards
>>14921982There doesn't appear to be any clear division between the races. While Earth Ponies are seen farming a lot, and pegasi are the only ones capable of doing weather control, there apparently is no class system in terms of wealth and power. Filthy Rich is implied to be really rich, and is an Earth Pony, while the Mayor of Ponyville is also an Earth Pony. I also think some Unicorns were shown as construction workers. So while some jobs seem only possible to certain races, there appears to be no caste system of sorts.
>>14922043I had no plans to.
>>14922028>can of coke>not Hoppes No.9You're a sick fucker, you know that?
>>14922010It's okay anon admitting it is the first step to recovery. I recommend accepting book horse into your life.
>>14922020Which?One dude asked to use my cripple traceur Scootaloo a while back. I was disappointed with everything after the first chapter
Evening MLPG.I was hoping to start Cute Quest back up tomorrow night (Friday, 5th December for Murrikans) and was wondering if my questers/interested parties would be okay with that. 7pm start time or so to help keep us from going too late before episode day.Lemme know, and have a nice night!Also I apologize for being ded lately. Adjusting to new schedules and working on stuff.
I have killed Aspirant
>>14922079twilight wants you to look but doesn't at the same time
>>14922086Oh and that's 7 on Central Time, so 24 hours from now specifically.
>>14922086Sounds good to me, but this bug is killing me so sorry if I sleep through it
>>14922081Short hair/suit.And which fic was it?
>>14922031War machines are neat
>>14922086It's a good thing I caught this, yeah I think that is fine
>>14922086Shit mang I got a flight tomorrow.
>>14922126>tfw the A-10 is getting mothballed
>>14922123I meant which fic, too."A Date With Scootaloo"
>>14922151Oh. Here you go then.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/114011/heat-wave
>>14922149Pretty sure it's hanging around until 2028. Or was it 2026?
Pony wonders why people are elitist over the use of tilesets, ASCII art isn't pretty to look at.
>>14922151And yeah, I think I remember saving that fic before clopsort died. Never got around to actually read them fully. I knew they were inspired by your Twist when I saw the first chapter.
>>14922213Dwarf Fortress General pls
>>14922213dorfs pls go
>>14922086Friday is the 6th, my bad.>>14922102You gotta stop doing that man, it gets tougher to come back each time.>>14922116Always take care of yourself first. Health is more important than pone questing and I totally understand that.I'll plan to go ahead with it tomorrow then. Seems the best day since it's non new episode day.
Your friend asks you to read their awful fanfiction they think is great, and they want you to give them feedback.How do you go about telling him what's wrong without making them hate you?
>>14922219>TwistNo, I said Scootaloo...Unless there was some Twist stuff?
>>14922255Let me guess, this just happened to you
What do you guys do to treat your hemorrhoids? I'm scared that one of these days my anus is just going to explode.
>>14922255Tell them it sucks and they suck and you won't be friends anymore if they don't stop sucking.
>>14922270Just a small description at the beginning chapter, I think.
>>14922276Eat more fiberDon't push so hard when you poopDon't get so stressed out
Is it normal that I would Amethyst?
>>14922300completely, she has a lot of cushion.And you know what that's for
>>14922300Absolutely, she is best gem after all
Pony's just standin aroundactin all typical like
>>14922272I imagined it was bad when he gave me a premise: it's a ship fic with a speshul snowflake , and it's every ounce as bad as I imagined.
>>14922325PONY IS LOITERING
>>14922325Well goodtypical ponies are very cute so she is welcome to continue being very cute
>>14922255This happened to me, even worse was that it was the guy who got me into ponies in the first placethankfully we were only really internet friends so it was fairly fast and easy to completely vanish from his world
>>14922340IS LOITERING FORBIDDEN HERE OR WHAT? YOU WANNA GO?
What is MLPG eating?Found some left over pumpkin cake from thanksgiving. So good.
>>14922414Vanilla ice cream
>>14922414I am eating a pomegranate right now actually
>>14922414Pony.If I eat enough, I'll become one. You are what you eat, after all.
>>14922414>leftovers from 2 weeks ago
>>14922414Making a grilled cheese in Turkish pide right now
>>14922322Garnet is the best gemAmethyst is second best and closing the gap, but I doubt she'll take the leadI don't even dislike Pearl as much as I did in the first episode anymore, although she's still easily the worst gem.I'm really impressed with how they're handling that show.
>>14922414huge red delicious appleno pun intended
>>14922362>that filename>FS is secretly pink replacement pone>he pretends to want to be the little stallion to throw us off the trailI KNEW IT
>>14922436It was refrigerated.And it was still good dammit
>>14922382Lucky you, this bastard's made of meat.
>>14922414Fried chicken. Damn delicious.
>>14919462yes, this is my fetish
>>14922414Sour green grapes.
>>14922497alright, but I'm taking Roseshe's much happier this way
>>14922476Also it was only a week ago, my sense of time has been warped with all this studying
>>14922530No anon you may not abscond with my waifuCleverly disguising her in a super villain costume will not cut it
>tfw not enough ram to run unity+stuff other than firefox
>>14922582who's abscondingshe's right herewe're not going anywhere
>>14922582But you said that she's not lesbianAnd if you're pink replacement poneThen you would not be lesbian with herSoRose is not your waifuIt's just sense
Thinking of stramming Batman Under the Red HoodAnyone interested?
Ponies wearing 1 piece swimsuits
>>14922638But I am not pink replacement pone anonI mean what kind of pony would refer to herself as pink replacement pone, how sillyThough you raise a good point, just one more reason that becoming a stallion would be superior
>>14922674I can dig it. Fluttershy would be a cutie pie in one
>>14922674How about two piece? That's even more adorable because half of it makes no sense.
>>14922443>you will never amethyst and femsnips at the same time
>>14922701I thought I remembered this being a 2 piece but nevermind
>>14922704Your heart will explode.
>>14922720Those suits are pretty cute.
>>14922746get out cthun you don't know mego dick a night elf
Another thing I've noticed.Octavia/Vinyl is very popular among human fics.
>>14922746>first thing that comes to mind is not the Eye of Sauron.>it's a dragon dildo horsepussyWhat have I done wrong with my life.
>>14922830You made pony cry with your spooky picture.
>>14919497>you'll never be halfway out the door when her magic unconsciously drags you into bed to be her cuddlebear
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVEDJUST LIKE EVERYPONY ELSE DOES
>>14922879>You'll never be thrown in the recursive dungeon for trying to take advantage of the princess in her sleep.>Also dreaming of her sister
/nonymousBatman in a few minutes
>>14922849This is good except...those legs man.
>>14922849But pony is spooky herself. Always laying around in foot-deep pools of blood.
>>14922904I don't. Just keep your distance and everything will be fine.
>>14923002Macintosh pls let me love you
>>14922300 amethyst is mai wafu [spoi;er]
QUICKGIVE ME YOUR PONY
>>14923027Uh ok, just be careful with her.
>>14923027you can't just "own" a pony, manthey're everyone's ponies
Evens: Roast chicken.Odds: Chili.
>Looking for porn>it's all pony/pony>Very little human/pony or pony/humanI know its forbidden, but that's what makes it more exciting.
>>14922979She can get away with that now, she's a princess.
>>14923050Nu-uh, it's MY little pony and no one else can have it!
>>14923056>those pegasus bird monster tailsI hate that so much
>>14923061It's not forbidden, it's just disappointing.
>>14923061>human/pony>forbiddenanon plsthere's tons of ithttp://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=human+on+pony+action&commit=Gowhat disappoints me is the lack of pony on human
>>14923085Where were you for Winter Wrap Up man
Here's the plan: we get anon's waifu and hold her ransom for....one hundred million dollars.
>>14923087>tfw stallion on female human is pitifully underdone
>>14923104>you will never be this cozy
>>14923061This one is a little old but it's one of my favoriteshttps://derpibooru.org/240987?scope=scpe95de99558dc70f620dae4b980d34f7a7a0eed25a
>>14923121Fucking second. You'd think there'd be a fuck ton of content by now.
>>14923121>>14923183Except the show is all girl characters and the fans are all men
>>14923155>discordI LOVE IT
>>14923121>tfw no colts topping anons
>>14923207And yet there are men out there who are aroused by the thought of horses giving the D to human women. Let's get this done. Chop chop.
>you will never drunkenly hit on King Sombra>he will never be receptive to your slurred advances
Will they get back together?
>>14923248I foresee a situation where this happens and Sombra agrees to pony anon who didn't realize he was going to be a bottom
>>14923248He wouldn't pay any attention to you unless you were dealing crystal meth.
>>14923236>tfw 7s be board is gone
>>14923082I remember checking out sexy losers on a whim, for the first time in years, and they had it.
>>14923256They were fine before the end of that very episode
>>14923274Legit sad about thatIt was nice
>>14923264>fuck you're a big pony>your dick must be massive>like... way too big>oh fuck you're not gonna try and put that in me are you
>>14923322>he wears a big billowy cloak for a sole purpose of concealing his massive junk
>you and a femanon will never start hitting on a pony and then proceed get sexual with them
>>14923356I bet he has big penis problems>Crysssstaaaaaaaa-OH JEEZ
>>14923385now's you chance anontake one of those comics and edit it to be sombra
>>14923322Currently imagining this with femanon being filled with his dark seed and becoming his vile queen bearing the heir to a legacy of evil
>>14923432>now's your Chance
>>14923433>Implying he wasn't perfectly content to be a fair and just king with femanon as the corrupting influence
>>14923433>she's the one wearing the pants in the relationship
>>14923486>What? Of course she wears the pants>I wear this sweet, comfortable cape>ponies looks stupid in pants, anyway
>>14923470>tfw you like the fanon that Sombra and Chrysalis were the two rulers who fell victim to the love poison
>>14923432I cant edit for shit, sorry
I feel like there's dueling green texts right now with SombraOne is going for comedy and the other for sexual
>>14923521Why not sexual comedy?
>>14923455Sombra taught Twily how to do dark magic
>>14923379>you will never be the little pony>you will never pony with another pony because humans are weird and gross
>>14923496I was hoping you would do that
>>14923541Nuh uh, Celestia taught Twily how to do dark magic
season 4 episode 3 where
>>14923555well it's truepony shouldn't ever pants
>>14923586I completely agree anon
>>14923586I dont know Anon.I would Rarity's mom, with the pants on.
>>14923608Yeah, they should definitely stick to cute accessories and dresses
>>14923655Maybe some accessories sometimes, perhapsBut dresses are right out!
>>14923655>pone down on the left>wearing a saddle in publicLEWD
hi mlpg, i'm going to stream alien in a short space of time, just need to set things up and then i'll post the link
>>14923707That pony as issues anonShe ALWAYS wears the saddle. At all times.
PONY IS SO EXCITED TO BE YOUR FRIEND SHE PEED A LITTLE
>>14923721Stramming batman right now, it'll be over in ~45 minutes
>>14923748I don't get it
>>14923726Is...is she a prostitute?
>>14923738okay cool, and i might actually either stream titan ae or alien, depending on whether my friend who hasn't seen alien is able to watchgot a link to batman?
I enjoy long and poofy hair way too much.
>>14923770depends, you have cash on-hand?
>>14923726Holy shit she's cute.
>>14923729I don't mindIt's perfectly sanitary, we just have to go wash up
>>14923770Maybe its her fetishalong with exhibitionism >>14923802She can be when she looks happy or such, but she is so often scowling it kind of impacts her cutenessShe needs to appear non scowly more often
>>14923726>>14923798She probably has some gross back deformity
Is it late enough to take lewd requests?
>>14923837Yeah, like a set of wings
>you will never climb into pony's bed and cuddle them
>>14923842Depends on how lewd
>>14923842draw something like >>14923248or >>14923356
>>14923842it's not even midnightHow about r63 Dash x Fluttershy?
>>14923842I don't see why not.Would you kindly do something involving sapphire's shore's SENSATIONAL rear-end?
>>14923842sombra domming fluttershy
>>14923887>Dombrayesmaybe not with Fluttershy, but yes
>>14923835Looks like a little skirt. Adorable.
>>14923850It's like their bed were made for humans to cuddle them inWhy else would they be so large
>>14923842Octavia cum inflation
>>14923871would that be r63 Dash x not-r63 Fluttershy, or...?
>>14923926Yeahr63 Dashnormal fluttershy
>>14923913Because the doofuses are sleeping in it sideways, there would be way more than enough blanket if they were using it properly.
>>14923914Seconding this.Gals getting a little plumped up in general is my bread and butter, it seems.
>Equestria Girls could have been worse.
>>14923942Would Rainbow Blitz be a gentle lover to Fluttershy?
>>14923971not even remotely
>>14923971gentle for fluttershy, but only for hershe's a good friend...or he rather
>>14923905Maybe one day she will take it off and we can see what her cutie mark is
>>14921770I knew this day would come
Let's talk about who the best pony is, and why it's Hanako
>>14924000Are you gonna moth us
>>14924031What does that even mean
>>14923996Ponies should wear bows more often.
>>14924009Tsun sex is best sex
>>14923971Not gonna lie, thought that was pony-Harima for a second
>>14924108If you're asking if I'm gonna draw more mothsthen yes
>>14924108eh, I prefer nobby's moth pone.
>>14924048Quite a few of the extended apple family do
POST LESSER KNOWN MLPG OCs
>>14924066>>14924009I bet Dash would be the dominant one in this relationshipthe female one
>>14924190Go away gg
>>14924209Yeah, no.Subby fags pls go.
>>14924127i love you
>>14924127draw her wearing moth panties
>>14924226Not even really a sub, I just think it makes more sense.Not that you're going to believe me on that first bit thoguh
We got bat ponies, moth ponies, plane ponies, satyrs, what else?
>>14924127Make them cute.
>>14924268>makes more senseIt doesn't. If anything they'd fight over dominant position all the time.
>>14924280Chubby tank ponespls
>>14924308Ok, you know what, that's pretty cool tooit'd basically be all angrysex all the time, I'm down with that
>>14924200She'd soak up so much semen.So, so much semen.
>>14924700>Cleans floor>Now pregnant>Has to try and figure out which anon is the fatherI smell a sitcom.
>>14924758More like a mystery. What was all that semen doing on the floor?
>>14924791It's a group of anons living with a pony. What do you think happened?
>>14924834I don't know, I was picture some kind of convoluted scenario where each anon walked into the same room, fell and hit their dicks so hard they came, and then left so they wouldn't have to clean it up or somethingIt's not perfect, but it's the only explanation I can think of
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle, and she loves me back.
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves me the most.
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves me more than most.
I love Fluttershy
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves me the most of most and she married me.
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves me more than most of most and she married me the most.
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves me more than most of most and she married me more than most, and she had the most children with me.
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves me the most of the most of most and she married me the most of the most, and she had more than the most children and grandchildren with me.
I love all of you, but let's not get carried away here, alright?