Old Horse>>14877811Shining Armor is a great stallion, don't you agree? Why can't there be more episode of him? Would you watch an episode of him playing DnD/OnO, just like the comic?
I want Shining Armor to fuck me while he makes me eat out his wife
>>14880808I'm sorry, Anonymous.But it was something I had to do.
>>14880778>Shining Armor's old buddies get back in contact with him>They have extravagant Hyperspace Hyperwars across the entire audience hall of Shining's bitchin' sweet castle
>>14880778I'd rather see the main 6 play some O&O. An episode centered around them all locked up inside Twilight's house because of a storm or blizzard and being forced into it could be fun.
I hate how he and Cadance are essentially non characters. I mean, they've been in six episodes and have next to zero characterization.I love SA, but it hurts to admit that.Also: Jaller
>>14880808shut up, faggot
I wonderTwilight has seen Celestia raise the sun multiple timesDoes that mean that she could copy that spell if she wanted?
>>14880823Big ponies are SHIT
>>14880808Choke on my goat-chode
why am i never in the cool fandom. i am always in the fandom filled with losers that everyone jokes about.i need to rethink my life decisions
>>14880828Twilight does not copy spells. She learns them. She is not Rogue
>>14880822I enjoyed how Cadance was completely written out of the S4 premiere.There was an opportunity for her to be a good character, but it was missed, and now the best thing is to pretend she never existed.
>>14880822I keep saying itEvery time they come up they are just as soon shuffled away before they can DO shit>picyou and I, we niggas
>>14880832Name a single cool fandom.
>>14880822i love SA from the comics and that makes me like the character.i have a feeling i am going to hate him once he is in the show again and i hear his awful voice
>>14880828Do you think she's powerful enough for that?Also, it's Celestias cutie mark, so I guess raising the sun is her special talent and thus not as easy as learning other spells.
THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING SNOW I CAN'T GET TO COLLEGE
>>14880823>>14880830>>14880818>>14880803WILL THE REAL GOAT SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?
>>14880834How did she learn to cast dark magic during the crystal empire? Or the age spell from trixie?
>>14880843american football fandom seems pretty cool
pony just dropped the n bomb in casual conversation
>>14880859She learned them by watching them. Twilight's whole deal is magic so it's much easier for her to learn things based on seeing them. From the way she made it sound any high level unicorn would be able to do that.
>>14880832every fandom will have those loosersevery last one
>>14880862It's pretty great.We drink a lot and eat a lot and yell a lot.And our waifus are black dudes who can kill you barehanded.
>>14880828We know unicorns can control the sun and the moon, but I doubt Twilight can do it by herself. If she could, she would have done so on the S4 premiere
>>14880778I don't want any more of either him or his wife because they already got a ton of screentime and the comics dedicated to them and I still don't like them or care about them in the slightest.
>>14880872I know of no bomb called "n"
>>14880882Just wait. Twilight will control the sun, the moon, and love by the end of season 5.
>>14880875So she copied them by watching them being cast. That's what I was saying
>>14880837I felt that too, they both fell in the loophole of not being around when the thousand year old murder spell was written, and Twilight still was the only one who could unfuck the tree by giving it's babies back, it wouldn't have hurt anything to replace Twilight twenty second "uhhhhhhhhh keep looking I guess' scene with Cadence coasting in and managing shit for everyone.Or, alternately, cut to the Empire with it's bubble up being Madagascar
>>14880892It's "niggerfaggot"Conversation turns into fetishes and/or bitching about steamchat
New episode leak soon
>>14880902But "n" does not mean "niggerfaggot". "n" means an unknown value.
>>14880882Unicorn have never even been implied to be able to do that
>>14880875>>14880897Does this mean Twilight has expert Eagle Eye
>>14880912I'm kinda sure they said that in the Hearts Warming Eve play
>>14880912>>14880922A lone unicorn notIt took ALL the unicorns to pull it off
>>14880872It's cool, I made pony an honorary black person. She can say nigga whenever she wants.It's how we greet each other.
>>14880922Yeah, you don't.>>14880927But the play was non-canon, in-universe fiction full of gaping plot holes
>>14880912Nurse, we're going to need more DYEWTS over here
>>14880910That's even worse >>>/g/res/38473722
>>14880881Your waifus are gonna get brain problems
>>14880930>ponies are easily impressionable like AC villagerstoo cute
>>14880877ya but you never heard about the game of thrones fandom shitting in diapers and jacking off to horse dicks
>>14880942Diaper furs have been around LONG before mlp broski
>>14880942It's not the fandoms that are into the fetish, it's the fetish that are in the fandomsI'm sure there's somebody into diapers that like Game of Thrones
>>14880942You would be surprised, actuallyGo on tumblr and search for fangirl stories about theonXbolton shipping
>>14880922>>14880927>>14880929>>14880933>Even acknowledging a Merriwether Williams episode at all>I'll bet they loved MMDW, Dragon Quest, Wonderbolts Academy, and SayS>tfy they love eating the shit of the write most objectively deserving of being fired
>>14880949that is my original complaint. why does every fandom i join have an unusually high amount of diaper furs in it.
>>14880958But Wonderbolts academy was a good episode
My favorite princess is Daisy.
>>14880958>I don't like thing, so thing does not existI guess the twilycorn episode never happened either!
>>14880958>dismissing the show>the show itself
>>14880958>Wonderbolts Academyugh what a forgettable boring episode.
>>14880963I hate to break it to youbut you like a children's show
>>14880966i never finished watching that episode it was so awful.the ending was leaked and i watched it because i was super addicted to pony back then and couldnt resist. after seeing the bullshit ending i had no desire to sit through the episode.
Quick sketch of an old OC for Anon.Looking at her now, she's basically the Mayor.
>>14880958I like watching the show.
>>14880984Mayor and Velma, actually.
>>14880963I'd assume because you've been joining fandoms of properties that involve anthropomorphized characters and are, in some way or another, considered childish.
>>14880976the funny thing is, it retroactively redeems MMDW>>14880983>not sitting through all pony, no matter whatClear your mind and watch it again. It''s a fairly good episodeLightning dust deserved worse, people get executed and court marshaled for that kind of shit.
Pinkie wants you to rate her birthday costume
>>14880984Looks more like an inbetween phase of the mayor's glam rock times and her current state
>>14880984I'm going to ship her with my OC.
>>14880976i will be surprised if they ever bring up dash going through the wonderbolts training in future eps.i am calling it now. the next time spitfire and dash meet in the show dash will be super excited like it is their first time meeting ever.
>>14880984She looks like the child of Applebloom and the mayor.
>>14880998looks better on rarity.
>>14880984>>14880998Suddenly ridiculously large collars
>>14881007there's a difference between saying>I don't like this episodethat's a rational and healthy opinionand saying>this episode does not countWhich is stupid and childish denial
>>14880984thanks for all the extra white space pal, since we are all millionaires here with infinite harddrive space it is OK
>>14881020Oh I wasn't on on that convo, I just wanted to post that
>>14880998anyone know what apple has been up to? i forgot his tumblr since he changed names so much. did he grow out of his anime phase yet.
>>14880999HahaI think the outfit may be a bit much, though.At least I got rid of the gradient on her hooves and muzzle.>>14881000ew gross>>14881023IT'S PART OF HER DESIGN
>>14881023>png>white space>filling your hard drive
>>14881025Okay thencarry on
>>14881023Then don't save it and be a passive aggressive dickchoker.
>>14881031>At least I got rid of the gradient on her hooves and muzzle.I can not into artelaborate
>>14881020But there's a difference between denying something that actually happened (like a forty second NMM battle flashback that literally had no purpose that to destroy superior headcanon) and denying something that never happened (a terribly story by an unreliable narrator in a play that serves the agenda of the ruler)
>>14881042gradient is when a color slowly changes into a different color
>>14881042Right now she's got a brown coat and a grey mane. When I first designed her, her hooves and snout slowly melted into a yellow color.
>>14881046In the absence of any retconsthe history is to be taken largely at face value in this caseThis show follows the KISS principle and as such, the most straightforward interpretation possible is the most likely
>>14881023stop being so entitled kid :^)
>>14881060Informativethanks>>14881066Probably a good call, that brighter color would not have mixed as with those duller ones
>"You actually LIKE the show? What a freak!"
>>14881078What show? You mean the show that is your face? Yes, of course it's beautiful.
>>14881023harddrives aren't that expensive
>>14881081I bet Celestia sends people to the dungeon just for being such flagrant ass-kissers.
>>14881095I would kiss Celestia's ass.
>>14881095They can get all the ass they can stand down there.
>>14881095She probably yearns for a loyal opposition.
>>14881078>Celestia humiliationOh yeah. That's the stuff.
>people discussing how weird we areI thought that, and I still think we are pretty low. But then I google/DA search "name" + the hedgehog, or "name" + pokemon, or just read someones post about how "just because I have a penis doesn't mean I am a man". And I feel a little better
>>14881077Yeah, she's changed a bit over time. She wasn't even a unicorn, originally. I made her int he OC Maker before I'd started drawing ponies.
Slutty Mare TransformationChangeling CorruptionPony unbirthPony possession
>>14880942Why does this have to exist? Why?
I hope we see some Silly Luna/Celestia this season
>>14880837>There was an opportunity for her to be a good character, but it was missedI think there was already enough going on that they didn't need to put the two of them in there, unless they had wanted to expand it out to a three-parter or something. It was rushed enough as it was.Even if they did manage to put them in, people here would have just complained about it being shoehorned in.
>>14881125That's actually cuteThe gradients actually make me think of dainty little shoes
>>14881078I want to kiss that horse.
>>14881137those 2 represent an eternal catch 22 for just these sorts of reeasonsIn any episode where they appear, other things are going down and as such they are swiftly written out before any chance to do shit happens
>>14881128he is only doing it ironically. why do shitposters shitpost? for the negative attention they are addicted to for some reason.the diaper brony is just real life shitposting
pony just aweeg'd
>>14881125You should totally draw me an OC, goat
>>14880958Faust said she had a decent hand in both Luna Eclipsed and Hearts Warming Eve.It's probably one of the most "canon" episodes of the season.
>>14881165this tooI know she had a big hand in one more episode though, outside of return of harmony parts 1 & 2
>tfw no gf
Equestria Girls 2 confirmed.
>>14881135I hope we can get some of the two of them interacting at least. We don't really have any of that apart from little insights in stuff like that journal and when they're doing official stuff like celebrations or raising/lowering the sun/moon.
>>14881135i hope they introduce a race of anthro wolves on the show so i can finally post my OC here and its show related.
>>14881164Honestly, designing new characters is one of my favorite things to do, art-wise. I've done so many throw-away characters just for the sake of making something new.I'd make you an OC if you really wanted, but not right now. I really need to get these other projects done.
>>14881162>he is only doing it ironicallythat's making it all the worseit is not is
>>14881181Step 1: Got to >>>/fit/Step 2: Read the stickyStep 3: Get rippedStep 4: Go outsideStep 5: Talk to womenSteps 1-3 can be skipped if you can find a way to build your confidence without working out, or you are already shredded.
>>14881193>I'd make you an OC if you really wantedOh goshI'll ask you again when you have time or take requests
>>14881190EqG was not the worst thing i've ever seen.i even enjoyed some of the songs
>>14881190in the beginning black rarity was the absolute worst thing i have ever seen. but lately i have started jacking to to black shemales a lot so now i am ok with it.
pony wants to spend the day plinking with you
>>14881162>shitpostingTry "misaimed concept of a crusade against people he was conditioned to hate by a bunch of spergs jacking off to gore"
>>14881205I'll look forward to it. Just make sure you have a rough idea of what you want.
>>14881195>/fit/>getting girlfriendsThey all turn gay after a while.
>>14881120I goggled my name + pony once and I got this.
>>14881206Honestlyit was really just an hour long version of a sub par episodeIt has it's moments, and it has moments you want to forget, but as a whole there really isn't much to get worked up about
>>14881031>ew grossB-But my OC is really pretty...
>>14881228w-well I guess I can't stop you....
>>14881206I actually like it more than some of the episodes.I look forward to watching it whenever my nieces want me to put it on Netflix.
>>14881218Because that's what happens when people who have never had girlfriends find an appreciation for the male body.They become gay.
>>14881238it's evening and pony just got back from an 11 hour work day
>>14880912>>14880923>>14880893>>14880897>>14880882>>14880875>>14880859>>14880847>>14880834>>14880828As far as TS being able to cast the orbital body spells, I think her mimetic casting of spells is just a high level photographic memory. Her actual ability to cast spells is limited by her current skill level, as seen in the show she gets better as time passes.Celestia is the largest alicorn with her magical potential already at it's maximum. Luna grows during Nightmare Moon transformation, temporarily reaching her maximum, she will reach Celestia levels eventually as she grows older.Twilight is the smallest and has the most potential according to Celestia, but will take 1000 years or more to reach or surpass the level of the 2 sisters, but being groomed to replace them it makes sense she knows how to cast the spell but can't yet, but eventually will.
>>14881233hey GT I'm shipping my OC with your OC.
>>14881195/fit/, mlpg, and /hm/which is the most gay?
>>14881249I imagine she'll be able to make the things move if push comes to shove, but I doubt she would be able to keep control to the same extent or level for prolonged periods of time
>>14881238Are you mentally incapable of drawing things that aren't snips, snails or your ocs? I wish this question wasn't in a joking manner.
>>14881250Ship away, friend.
Would they actually make a good couple?
>>14881265Not entirely incapable.
>>14881125>>14880984Is she a librarian?That's what the name made me think at least
>>14881264No, the writers would just make her really awesome at it after the first difficult but successful attempt
>>14881298Keep that hussie away from her man.
>>14881249there's so much headcanon in this post I can't deal with it
>>14881302Draw anything that wasn't them recently?
>>14881320he did draw featherweight
>>14881306Yeah, she's a librarian in Canterlot. Her cutie mark is a set of punch-cards.
>>14881325Yes I think everyone knows that by now judging from that double post he made
>>14881327Okay then. that's nice.
>>14881311They're perfect for each other.
>>14881298No becuase they are friends
>>14881325Well I wouldn't know. I probably mistook him for snails. Was it pony or anthro shit? Don't link it, just tell me.
>>14881254>which is the most gayDepends on how you define "most gay."If we're talking about how homosexual each person is, /hm/ wins.If we're talking about largest number of homosexuals, then /fit/.If we're using any other definition for the word gay, then mlpg.
>>14881346Why can't rose ever draw well.
>>14881358anthro, mostly unfinished sketch (which assumignly would be fixed later) sort of thing
>>14881358Look in the previous thread. SB spammed a link
>>14881264Celestia and Discord have been shown to control sun and moon singularly, Twilight posseses great power on her own and can boost her skill level by using her freinds as batteries and magical amplifiers and repeaters.If anything she can always refine that skill and use common ponies as Spirit Bomb-like magic donors using a Crystal Heart-like charm or just the "magic of friendship and harmony".
>>14881320It's just what I've felt like drawing lately. I'm probably in a rut. I just feel like since almost everyone hates me anyway I might as well give up trying to not be terrible.
>>14881367because she's a furfag
>>14881373I fell asleep after putting that on tumblr.I don't bring my lewd shit here anymore.
>>14881378>fishing for compliments
>>14881376Celestia had a long time to get that under control, for all we know she may have had to call in some help at first. It does not strike me as an unlikely option.Discord's power level breaks the scale, so I don't think he countsConsidering that the elements were written out (thank god) I doubt the harmony solution would happen
>>14881378You could just draw something that isn't them. Or even do requests if you want people to hate you less. Didn't you tell some guy you would draw babs like 3 times over and then just go back to more anthro snips? I wanted to see that pic too you know
>>14881387You should quit bringing yourself here
>>14881378>latelyI've not really visited MLPG much since the last season ended, and it doesn't seem you've changed much if at all.Even down to the self-pitying whining.
>>14881384More like generic furfag
>>14881407>>14881384rose stop ironically shitposting about yourself
>>14881387MLPG will sort of bring lewd stuff in regardless so eh, would have rather seen it via a mediafire link here or something>>14881399What exaclty will this solve?>SB stays on tumblr>anons go to his tumblr and brigns his stuff here anyway>FUCKIGN SB I THOUGHT YOU LEFT THIS IS A KRAUTISMCOASTER
Pony reminds you that belittling others is rude and accomplishes nothing. Well, other than giving yourself a boner.
>>14881378Make a list of ponies you don't draw very often, line them up on a dartboard or random numer generator and let fate decideno chickening out
So I was sitting there in the bar and this mare comes up to me and she said "My life stinks" and I saw her gold necklace and I saw the way she was looking at ponies across the room and I looked at her face and you know, what a good looking face, and I just said, "Dude, your perspective on life sucks".
>>14881415Anon never go to tumblr.
>>14881421Fuck you pony, you little midget mutant.
>>14881395I started several times but still haven't forced myself to finish one. Requests and the like are pressure.I'll try. I'm sorry.>>14881406I went off meds about a month back. That's not really an excuse though.
>>14881415It'll solve the problem of SB throwing a fucking pity party every time he shows up.
>>14881427I would then proceed to slap her and leave her. "How does life feel now?"
>>14881439But it'll cause the problem of other people bringing the pity party into mlpg just to piss you off.And you might not notice.
>>14881422>I don't feel like it>They're boring>Hi MLPG my nose is itchy today and I feel tired>I drew more fat anthro fem snips again>Tomorrow I'll draw the same thing>Goodnight
>>14881415SB could be dead and we would never find out, anons would still come here and masquerade as him.
Anon should stop making fun or artfags. I know it gives you boners but stop.
you know what I needa pony riding one of these like thisit would mega kawwaii
>>14881453GUYSWHAT IF SB IS REALLY A GHOST
>>14881453Now why would anyone do that?Suck my popular dick anon
>>14881378time to learn how to force yourself to draw things you hate. its an important skill every artist needs.
>>14881453>SB deadAt least mlpg would stop talking about him
>>14881465Aren't those Goliaths?
>>14881465are those realI want one
>>14881467What if we're all ghosts?
>>14881477>SB spends the rest of his life drawing fat anthro fem snips and snails giant weiner
>>14881484>At least mlpg would stop talking about himNigga you dumb
You've got 10 seconds to explain this guy, MLPGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh93pguL00A
>>14881486Your mom is a goliath
>>14881486Yes. These were captured.>>14881488You could pay a small fortune for a real one, but making one yourself would be relatively simple
>>14881484Did MLPG ever shut up about Tex after he became ded?How About Tess?How about Kraut?
I like SB and I don't really know why you guys are always giving him shit.
>>14881452>>14881492I try not to be an asshole. I don't force people to look at my shit.Sorry for ruining everyone's day again. I'll go fuck off.
>>14881494Oh don't pretend. MLPG are a bunch of fans of the fandom
>>14881506Nope. Nope.People use his name as an insult these days. So nope.
>>14881498you're in mlpg, a select few people hereiwell at least myself are addicted to pony plushes
>>14881509It's dangerous to go alone! Take this with you!
>>14881518that would require me to startwhich is impossible because pony is not for sexual
>>14881526too heavy to take
>>14881506really it's just a handful of people that bring it up to shitpostand then you have the large middle tier of people who don't bring it up but will either genuinely respond to it positively or negatively
>>14881531that's not the reason it's impossible for you
>>14881540>handful of poeple>mlpg is made up of a handful of anons and tripfags
>>14881501pony goes boom
>>14881507[arbitrary reasons about why my very life depends on shitting on people]
pony doesn't have time for this shit
>>14881518You can't make me. You can't make Celestia, either.
Oh look, MLPG talking about artfags again. What a surprise! Sure is circlejerk around here.
>>14881555I want that horse. I'm taking it.
Why is shitposting about pretending to be suicidal so fun.
>>14881566I want to cum inside Bon-bon and make Lyra jealous.
>>14881540Correct.And the irritating thing is, SB apparently fucking listens to the shiposting much more than he does the middle ground "eh he does my fetish, so whatever, this might be a okay conversation"like what happened literally just nowso basically we're stuck in a huge fucking cycle where he'll appear on mlpg, post some art, some people think its neat but four shitposts or so makes him go back to tumblr for a month, and we rinse and repeat
>>14881576because your under 18 kid
>>14881565they're complaining about them instead of jerking their cocks
>>14881566>Bon Bon wiggles her dripping rear end in Lyra's face>she turns her back and sticks her tongue out mockingly
>>14881511I'm kind of glad I have a little better self-control than armor shitposter, otherwise he would be known as the #2 aka dope degenerate boogaloo.How can one man get so mad at a single term.
>>14881599In fact, I'm going to do it right now.
>>14881584SB doesn't "go" to tumblr. He's not really active there or anywhere. Most sites he just posts things and leaves.This is the only place he tries to be active.
>>14881584I suggested he leaves permanently but nope. You just want him around. If you love something let it go free.You are a dick anon and are contributing to the diplorable state mlpg is in.
>>14881618you're trashyour pony is trash
>>14881611waifuism of real objects
>>14881622>If you love something let it go free.Y'see, the point of that phrase is not that you're not supposed to shoving that something out of an airplane at gunpoint, which is what you always try to do.
>>14881640>implying I am hateanonTry again.
Something about this seem familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.
>>14881540Saying anything negative is shitposting.
I didn't know RD came with a pony purse!
>>14881650There is a background character in the top left.
>>14881498>it's almost as if I'm going a little crazy
>>14881608>are terriblethere, i finished your post for you
>>14881656If it's not about the show and you bring it up unprovoked, yes.It absolutely is.
>>14881622sb leaving mlpg won't help with the shitposting anon. Permenetly leaving MLPG because of it will just create a permenant source of shitposting - example: Kraut. They just want to create that same drama, the same feeling that happened when MLPG was filled with non-stop shitposting for a entire week.
>>14881658I really like how out of touch everything constantly is with everything else in this franchise
>>14881658Remember when we did luchador ponies?
>>14881658>It's a pony carry-all, not a purse
>>14881673artfags are not the show. so, by your logic they are shitposters
>>14881658whats with the masks? given sunset luchador is hot
>>14881658>Sunset shimmer lucadore>I broke the bat!>Batguard sitting at her feet
>>14881680>>14881681Rarity would be the most fabulous luchador!
>>14881498he smoked weed once and caused permanent brain damage
I am gonna fuck Rainbow Dashe
>>14881701>that crownnext Princess of Equestria confirmed.
>>14881678Nothing will help the shitposting because this is 4chan.
>>14881701>>14881658Aw man, I hadn't realised the masks were paper before now.Lame-o
>>14881702>smoking alcohol*unzips lol*
Which one do I buy right now MLPG?
>>14881766noneorder one from 4de
It's time for a story, MLPG.http://pastebin.com/w4rzN2gs
WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
>>14881797So anon now owns Dash and can do whatever he wants with her.Great.
>>14881813They make thesehttp://shop.4de.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=50
>>148818134th detention entertainmentthey make some damn fine plushies at reasonable costsDo be wary of delivery timeshttp://shop.4de.com/toys/plushies
>>14881766I would buy your mom
>>14881824>twilight back on pre orderholy shit they must be selling like hotcakes
>>14881836You can have her for free if you can find her grave.
>>14881853Your momma dead boy? Comedy gold
Can one of you desperate boys fondle my tiny cock?
>>14881766Your favorite pony
Pony says no mare will ever love you because your penis is too small.
Why is Rainbow Dashe so cute
>>14881871I'll do it.
>tfw Twilight will never turn me into a filly to teach me a lesson>tfw she will never tell me to refer to her as mom
>>14881658...I made better masks...
>>14881875Guard, please. Yours isn't even half as long as my arm. What, did you get on the force because Celestia though you were a mare?
>>14881883You'd do anyone. Even me
>>14881846>no Rarity.holy fuck when.
>>14881846Actually it took a good month for that to happen.And they are thinking about making other plushes, like Celestia, the CMC, Applejack (with hat)
>>14881906Fluttershy is next, then rairty I think
>>14881897Do you ever feel like this is kind of petty of us?
retarded muffin ponedr who reference ponelesbian music poneshands ponefriend of hands ponewhich one is your favorite fandom pone? :^)
>>14881914Why would it matter? We're popular!
>>14881931But Anonymous is way more popular.
>>14881941>any & allThat's not happening
>>14881941>wanting to ask a shit tier writer
I tried drawing Everything turned out shit
>>14881960Yes, you have to do it more
>>14881960What did you try anon?
>>14881964But I did it once and I wasn't perfect at it. I don't have what it takes.
>>14881964But you can just wait for hoihoi to produce another one.
>>14881960i was so hype. then i died inside.
>>14881986Were you drawing with a mouse?
>>14881986I giggled then realized my only attempt at drawing pone was oddly similar;~;
>>14882007>Drawing with a mouse.Anon, please, that was a Disney movie.That doesn't work in reality.
>>14881986>>14882008>>14881972Everyone can improve if you try. Unless you're newcanvasanon
>>14881943I wish I was popular like you guys!
>>14882016>everyone can improveThis is a lie. Not everyone can
>>14882007i borrowed a friends tablet. given it was shit and my first time drawing in ten years. but thats just excuses.
>>14881970Fluttershy being cute.
>>14882016Nigga 'das not true.Even if it was the abominations I created discouraged me from ever attempting again.I quote the other anon THE WORLD IS NOT YET READY FOR THIS AUTISM
>>14882028Jesus, I hope he washed those dildos
>>14882028>crust stains on the dildo boxThis is disgusting
Im depressed as fuck, shoudl i go seek help, dawgs
>>14882028I see you found RCH's room.
>>14882027>>14882019So the guy who shitposts about contributors is the guy who tries to put down beginner artists.That's good to know.>>14882040It very much is true. If you practice, and know what to practice, you will improve. It's a simple as that.
>>14882058No you are looking for drama.
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Czechian_pop-hit.swfPony sings this.
>>14882074He came to the right place.
>>14882073thats the issue, with most subjects i can just study and eventually get better. but with i've seen so many artists on DA and FA that style never changes over years when its clearly got room for improvement.
>>14881659I laughed harder than I should have.
>>14882098Not everyone can improve.
>>14882083Pony should've spent a lot less time learning about local culture
>>14882128Pony starts telling you about local history and culture and how it's extremely interesting and then pony starts talking in some weird moon language that sounds like a Russian on crack.
>>14882098The thing about DA and FA is that most of the users there will pat you on the ass and say good job. Making you think that your art is alright. It's a trap for many artists.The thing is, the fact that you can see that your current art sucks means you have some sort of standard that you wish to set for yourself. Which is a very good thing when done right, and can help you improve.
>tfw jessy is ded
Pony asks why mlpg is tormenting tom preston using the goggles plugin?
>>14882152Key word: when done rightIf you have unwarranted self importance disorder, there's no helping you.
>>14882163In that anon's case, the artist sees that his work can be better than it currently is. That is what I mean by when down right.
>>14881498Social SuicideHe doesn't want to interact with another human ever again, and has sealed the deal by appearing on TLC
Pony should pony pony
>>14882180The problem arises when you don't realize your work could ever be any better, either from the negative or positive side. Some of those people can be convinced, but most remain as total faggots that never grow beyond being egoistical fucks/wallowing about their terrible art all day long.This anon, though, is totally alright, but a bit of critique never hurts. You can find out a lot wrong by yourself, but you can't pick out everything.
Uni-Kitty™ is best pony.
>>14882212That's not Stompy, the slipper pony with a foot fetish
>>14882200it feels like saying artists should be forever depressed with their work.but yeah i do see alot of artists that suck their own dick
>>14882203God that is adorable. Is that drone?
>>14882219Yes it is. Drones are the cutest.
>>14882194Pon should pon pon
>>14882217Nope. The key is, like most things, is to find a healthy balance. Don't become overconfident in your work so that you stagnate, and don't beat your work/yourself up so much so that you discourage yourself from ever drawing again.
>>14882230D-drones are not cute!
>>14881889I was at a place yesterday and there was googly eyes on the napkin holder. all i could think of the whole time was "goddammit RCH"
>>14882271you're rightthey aren't cute at all
>>14882271I'd love drone.
Changeling can't wait for his cameo!
>>14882260For starters drawfags can avoid mlpg to become better artists
>>14882275>implying RCH isn't Seth Green
>>14882271>>14882288They need more cute art of these cuties.
>>14882294Satyrs got the best hips and ass.
>>14882297HEAD FOR COVER
>>14882294DAT ASSMY BONER
Pony might be ded!
>>14882303That won't make them better artists.
>>14881658>>14881692My, my Rainbow Dash, I never knew you could be so feminine!
>>14882203>>14882230>>14882271>>14882288so is the drone supposed to be a boy or a girl?well...I guess it's neither since it doesn't have the parts for it, but do their voices sound masculine or feminine?
>>14882358yes it will.
>>14882374gender neutral robot voice
>>14882374They are male or female at your preference.
>>14882370Can I p-practice having a girlfriend?
>>14882374You have to be pretty autistic to not figure out its gender
>>14882294>that ugly lipstick>that disproportional-as-fuck upper bodyYuck.
>>14882370>yfw Ross isnt alive to commission pony art.
>>14882294B-back that ass up!Looks nice, though it looks kinda different from the sketch >>14824973
>>14882374Looks female to me. Pretty much all of them are except for a few of the newer ones.
>>14882370Half the shit Ross says is nonsense.
>>14882294>people making stuff outside of MLPGNo, my contributors!At least he posted it in the sub.
>>14882397yeah, I liked the sketch pose more personally>>14882391>not liking unusually colored lipstick
>>14882400Blitz is still the cutest.
>>14882406And your point?
>>14882397>>14882410Her arms are down, she doesn't have the whirling bracelets, so it's less like she's dancing and shaking it.
>>14882406But it makes me feel good.
>>14882417you misspelled Blackbird
>>14882418My point is, you are an idiot
>>14882425Blackbird's not that cute.
>>14882417>>14882425That's not Skybreaker.
>>14882406>anon confirmed for "can't paint worth shit"
>>14882435Faster = Cuterand she is the fastest
>>14882406>>14882429Nice rebuttal, Nuffy from Steamchat.
>>14882417I like Air Liner.She's so motherly.
>>14882438I can paint better than you anon. This is a fact.
>>14882395>"We're just gonna add a cute little pony right here. Maybe she's nibbling on some grass by the lakeside.">"You know what, our pony's looking a little lonely. Let's add a couple more here. Just a few friends to be with. I'll bet this pony likes having friends."
>>14882294They sure do like drawing hips and asses, don't they? I'm not gonna complain one single bit
What's this ones name? She's a qt.
>>14882448nothere is only one ponyare you fucking blind
>>14882436>plane version of TrixieBlegh.
>>14882454Make a plane pony general already
I tried to draw pony again.I really wish I didn't.
>>14882444>Nuffy from Steamchat.I love when we have new scapegoatsAnd I love it even more when they're from the steamchat
https://31.media.tumblr.com/419418f98652dd07c2e4708f5c8aaa5b/tumblr_mx67hi5Rfe1ry1oe1o1_500.png>>14882454if there was a link to jessy's tumblr maybe i'd knowunless it's not there then fuck if i know
>>14882409And this is why drawfags should stay out of mlpg
>>14882464what we should do iscreate some kind of general thread that encompasses anything and everything related to FiM and fan creations based on FiM that people want to talk aboutthat seems like a really good idea
>>14882466honestly? not bad.leagues head of my post earlier.
>>14882410Okay okay, the lipstick is a matter of taste.But the proportions? You have to admit those are way off.
>>14882467Nuffy is a bitch
Pony says you complain and argue a lot
>>14882467Terrible people tend to come from the steamchat.
has there been any chubby satyr art yet?
>>14882481Almost like a...My Little Pony General.
>>14882481this certainly doesnt sound like mlpg at all, considering all you guys ever do is talk about tripfags.
>>14882488What? Her chest? I think it looks iffy because her arm is supposed to be in the way, I guess?the sketch version doesn't have that issue either
>>14882447Does your dad work at Pokemon?
>>14882506Yes, except with ponies
>>14882467Nice post, Tassle from RoundStable
>>14882467But Nuffy, it's true.You're bragging about it right now, even.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/12206241/one of the top docks/anus i would say. the vag placement feels a little off though but i'm not sure why
>>14882467Nice try, Rose from tumblr
>>14882537Wait I thought I was Nuffy.
but anon you can't fuck hope, she's your daughter
>>14882539>that uploader comment
>>14882516No my dad owns a bank that owns you.
>>14882560I can fuck her mother any time tho.
>>14882505You could ask the satyr thread, they might know about satyrs and satyr fetishes
>>14882563>reading FA comments.cringe thread materiel
>>14882572Yes, it is your duty to make many more children.
>>14882588>inappropriate use of 'materiel'
I really do mean it when I say you can be a better artfag if you avoid mlpg.
>>14882605Give some reasons.
>>14882605Yeah we know. You have a vendetta for anyone that contributes here.
>>14882605Yeah right? Look at goattrain. He hasn't improved at all.
>>14882505I wish! Just imagine a slightly chubby Hope jogging with you in the morning, her thin shirt drenched in sweat and sticking to her skin.
>>14882616MLPG is a hivemind and a circlejerk.
>>14882639Anon.That's your daughter. This is getting weird.
>>14882642>MLPG is a hivemindI agree.
>>14882632Exactly. No improvement what so ever. If he traveled outside of this shithole he'd improve.
it'd be cool if they gave husbandhorse and wifehorse more chances to develop but the moment they appeared on the screen people would start shrieking and crying so they won't
>>14882651what a slut
>>14882478https://31.media.tumblr.com/419418f98652dd07c2e4708f5c8aaa5b/tumblr_mx67hi5Rfe1ry1oe1o1_500.pngOh god, my heartThat's sweet
>>14882676no, people hate it when shiny and cantdance get a lot of screentime with 0 development like the entirety of their appearances in s3I'm sure people would like it if they were actually developed as characters and not "cadence has to get her hair done before the end of the episode! shining armor is standing around on a running track!"
I want to drive all artists out of MLPG so that I can honestly say that there is no reason for these threads anymore, and this stupid pony fad can finally die for good along with this board.
>>14882701well you just ruined your master plan by giving it away
>>14882701ok. have fun with that anon.
>>14882701Even hateanon wouldn't say shit like that white knight.
>>14882663How can you improve past drawing horse porn?Once you hit max level, you stop levelling.
>>14882655What? I can't help that she insists on wearing a thin shirt and starts sweating up an ocean everytime she jogs more than fifty meters.
>>14882721fuck off nuffy
>>14882681Snails and Sweetie Belle's child is adorable
>>14882738I thought I was nuffy!
>>14882701Just look at all these fucks I give. Hope you have an aneurysm.
>>14882639>tfw this will never be drawn
pony just gurgled
>>14882701>this pony fadDespite what we may tell you, MLPG is not the heart of all Pony. If we die, Pony will go on.>>14882746I thought you were Dale
>>14882767pony is waking up, i guessbetter lower down the lotion bucket
>>14882787anon this was already posted
>>14882769>If we die, Pony will go on.heresaaydonut be discouraged battle brothers xD purge them *dow quote*
>>14882787I wonder how Filthy Frank feels about the harlem shake getting so popular
>>14882767did pony ulp ulp ulp too much?
>>14882787Get back T'werk!
>>14882787did you just unironically make a harlem shake joke?explain yourself
>>14882769Cymbalfist, the new action hero.
>>14882834It's from a Youtube video. It was pretty funny.
>>14882701>>14882748>>14882769So much samefagging
>>14882843What about the ones who are still left? They aren't good enough for you?
Guys I went to the airport and planes are not nearly as fuckable as you're making out.
>>14882890>plane pony generalmake one
>>14882911>not noneuclidean pony
>>14882911Why would I do that when I'm already here?
>>14882911No, fastest way to kill something is to do that
>>14882890You're not trying hard enough. You can't just go over there and fuck, jeez anon have some tact.
>>14882911>Plane pony general is made>yet another thing you can post in MLPG without a shitstormYou're only doing to others what moot did to you.
>>14882937Airlines are never as sexy as military planes either
>>14882962You're going to hurt their feelings anon. What they lack in curves they make up for in reliability.
>>14882928You already killed mlpg
>>14882988MLPG will be fine when the new season starts.
>>14882944I'll just go ahead and make a plane pony general.
>>14882985She might not be as sexy as the ones that come with guns, but she's at least as cuteAlso she's a jet too
>>14882987Makes me giggle every time.
>>14882998Season 5 you mean?
>>14882962Basically the difference is that military planes kill six hundred people that are not on the plane, while Airlines are all contained
Fuck yea my new toys have arrived!
>>14883002Go ahead faggot, I hope someone starts a general for your waifu and people cry and shit their pants every time she's posted here.
GuysHey guysGuys what ifListenWhat if weAre you with me hereI got an ideaWhat if plane satyrs
>>14883031What if Batplane Satyrs?
>>14883021You flatterer, you.
>>14883031And make them fluffyand give them bat wings in addition to plane wings
>>14883029I thought mlpg was all show related stuff not stuff made by the fandom. Why not have bat ponies in here then?
>>14882987This is the only funny harlem shake joke. The only one.
>>14883041>>14883048Oh god. Someone get that 'mix three characters together gradually' templates with the result in the middle. Then someone steal an artist.
>>14883031Discord you're drunk, go home
>>14883021Dangerous things are sexy
>>14882842>>14882987Oh, now I remember that Youtube video. It wasn't very funny.
I want to pony inside pony.
>>14883031>>14883048Also they need to be anthro and human and pony.
>>14883048How the fuck would that even work?Also DRAWFAGS DRAWFAGS DRAWFAGS DRAWFAGS
>>14883052Becuase mlpg is fans of the fandom
>>14883031There was an anime about that
>>14883028Oh dang, I didn't know there was a full schoolyard set.
>>14882962I take offense to that
>>14883056I second this
>>14883031Fluffy plane satyr bat pony alicorns based on commercialized food products with disabilities.
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14883076All the drawfags are dead.
Guys, please stop posting things that I don't like, this is MY little pony general after all
>>14883028There are THREE cutie mark crusaders. The fully molded sets come in sets of THREE.Where the fuck are my Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo figures???Literally the only ones I want.
>tfw never live in a retro-futuristic world with my waifu
>>14883090Butts too big.
>>14883104nuffy fuck off!
>>14883084Yep>these vectors>Star DreamsWhy in the hell is DT not included in this set.>>14883107I want em to fucking Hasbro.
>tfw this thread>>14875481My entire dickMy ENTIRE DICKI didn't even have this fetish.
>>14883131because Twist is cutest smartest all around best filly
>>14883149Well there was never any doubt there.But why Star Dreams over DT?
>>14883136The ponies are not for sexual anon.
>>14883131She got left out because Twist has no friends and had to be included in something apparently.Also if sets contain more than three characters one of them will be a random pony so there's Star Dreams.
>>14883131Oh, I was thinking that the Star Dreams one WAS DT on the back. The colour and hair looked vaguely right, and absolutely nothing like that one on the front.I think I can see a qt mark on Twist and there's clearly one on Cheerilee: does Silver Spoon have hers?
>>14883170All ponies are for sexual.But you aren't.
>>14883028>twist a loo
>>14883170That's fine, just, if Twilight wants to drink any more plot juice I'm allowed to take pictures. For study later.
>>14883178Gimme that pony FS
pony on your dick
>>14883197I can't anon it would be irresponsible of meMaybe once she is sober
>>14883201Robin stop giving the horses pony rides.
>>14883090>"BAWW, LOOK AT ME!">"I'M PERFECT!">"I'M TRANS!">"CHECK YOUR FLIGHT PRIVILEGE!"
>>14883197>>14883220That is a very cute pony.
>>14883241You should draw her.
Well, I didn't dream about the loli since that night. Maybe I should stop masturbating, that might make her come back.
>>14883246anon plsI'm trying to finish other projects today.But I really do wanna....
>>14883220Do you think her tail has soaked in so much alcohol it tastes like it?
>>14883241She certainly is! Its hard not to love the core ponyville backgrounders
>>14883284Group of Anons got taken out setting up a shitposting ambush.
>>14883284FlyingSaucer is trying to drain the life force of MLPG to fuel his ambition to enslave all the ponies and put stallions in panties.
guysI figured it outFS is actually the wizard from that old MLP book where ponies had to have their eyes replaced with magical gems after they went blind from being in a basement for too long
Years went by and pony died, Anon went and join her in the afterlife
>>14883175SS, Twist, and Cheerilee all have qt marks. Cheerilee's is not show accurate. Also not a huge fan of the heart shaped glasses. The minis come with the normal ones.Twist is missing her mark on the back of the box. But I got to say this is a cute little set.
>>14883303WE NEED A HERO
>>14883312>The princesses will never die>As their most loyal ass slave you'll never be sealed in their tomb with them, to be pegged in the next life
>>14883317Why is DT a blankflank?
>>14883317Wait, so it does have a Diamond Tiara? That certainly looks like her.
>>14883028Did they actually trademark Steven Magnet and then put the name on the box?
>>14883342Yes.Yes, they did.
>>14883328If I knew that there was a life after this one I'd kill myself right now in hopes that Futurama got a better last season
>>14883335I wonder what that bandanna smells like
>>14883357FUCKING YOUTUBE PANDERING FUCKERS!
>>14880850What college do you go to? It's snowing a bunch at the University of Wyoming.
>>14883341>>14883340>DT secret unicorn the whole time.
>>14883342Shit, they really did.I didn't realize that.
>>14883369horse and applesapple pones seem to like those things
>>14883376Not so much the entire time as much as she went to her daddy and said she wanted a horn.Three weeks later she came to school one Monday with the horn. Everyone's too afraid to ask questions.
>>14883386That NMM looks pretty neat
>>14883369Hot sweat and dirt, earthy smell. She probably doesn't bother washing it.
>>14880852well, it wasn't me.
>>14883342>>14883386Hasbro has a lot of new trademarks registered.
>>14883433You worry me sometimes anon.
>>14883327Applejack is such a silly pony
>>14883473Link to the thread
>>14883460Those are some awful hands.
>>14883479I think it runs in the extended family
>>14883473I'm pretty sure that's not how you play soccer.
>>14883508>Runs in the family!
>>14883327>>14883479>>14883508>>14883525Does that mean Derpy is related to Applejack?
>>14883534I want Derpy at the next Apple family get together now.
>>14883534Well she is a pegasus so its probably unlikelyMaybe there is an extended pegasus family known for their building menacing posteriors though
>>14883433not unf in the slightest
>>14883460Those are the hands of a worker. Respect them.
>>14883549>one branch of the family tears down so the other branch can rebuild
>>14883549There's a good chance Flim and Flam are distantly related to Applejack, and they're unicorns.
>>14883549>If the hospital is razed during a birth it's a sign of good luck.>Since tradition started they've been batting a thousand.
>>14883440Her paint is kind of off, and Rara looks a bit off and missing an ear. But nice touch with the cut tail and Steven's Mustache.>that torn is permanently stuck.
Pony should pony HARD after work, but pony is beat
>tfw will never be turned into a magical pony mare>tfw will never live in a beautiful sky town with an amazing view of the Equestrian sunset>tfw will never be courted by a handsome stallion and taken in the Gala by the most wonderfully woven dress by Rarity.
Do you think you could use derpy's ass as a battering ram?
>>14883581>derpy destroys things>family is paid by an overly benevolent government to rebuild themcutest scam artist in equestria
>>14883624My nigga.Are you a dude too?
>>14883615Pony should take some time off and recharge.
>>14883440She is a special kinda horse.
>>14883624you lost me at mare anon
>>14883638No I'm a trans-dimensional post-op tranny alien.
>>14883647Lost me at turning into a pony. Fuck that noise.
Cuddle or sex, pick one.
>>14883665>not wanting to be the tiny magical horseWell you are no fun anon
>>14883647Why do you want to be a boring stallion?
>>14883342That's pretty hilarious
>>14883604>Dem hair extensions on Flutts.So much nicer then the shitty Dash cut.
>>14883679because they are totally adorable and in no ways boring
pone should get fucked hard
>>14883694I dunno, the short hair was pretty cute, too.>>14883707Are you saying that you wouldn't be cute if you were a mare?
>>14883707>That tongue>That slight rump raise>That excited lookYou've convinced me, FlyingSaucer.I no longer want to be the slutty mare, I want to be the slutty stallion.With a tight little cock-corset and a vibrator that vibrates whenever a unicorn decides to use magic.
>>14883707>Having that crystal horsecock>Jizzing sparkling cum full of rainbows
>>14883741Well no... Mares are cute as well, I never said they weren't really, I just think the stallions are higher on the adorable scale because they are
>>14883771>Cum full of rainbows.>Not sand blasting the inside of crystal mares with your diamond fluid.
>>14883783Why can't the diamond fluid catch the light just right and shine with a thousand colors?
>>14883793Because Rarity has her lips too firmly clamped around him!
>>14883694>>14883741As part of the mane 6 I think she should have had her own mold anyway. I like em both but prefer the long hair.
>>14883779Stallions are alright, I guess. But they'll never be more adorable than this.>>14883811Good point. I also kinda want to see Rainbow Dash with Fluttershy's hair now.
Pony thinks she is a loser and worthless by her own standards.
>>14883811When you gonna cum on them?
>>14883833>implying i'm nonymous
>>14883820Wait, spike broke the propeller?
wow that was fucking instant, browsing old thread on kindle saving images because it saves filenames automatically. hear boop.wav, thread 404'd, that has to be a script you all are using
>>14883741I want this to be canon. I want an episode where Fluttershy's hair has finally just become too long and she keeps tripping all over it.Then she gets it cut and is absolutely horrified by how short she accidentally asked for it to be. She'll be completely adamant about staying in her cottage "until it grows back"Until Dash and Rarity get together and really make it work for her, to the point it's a confidence booster.It could be near the end of a season and it stays cut like that through the end and one season after that.
>>14883826>That image.D-did you goatafy GG's zebra twins?!You have gone too farm, goat!
>>14883677Make me a dragon instead.
Every day I lose a little bit more of my life talking about cartoon horses.
>>14883860I HAVEN'T GONE FAR ENOUGHHERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH OF THEM
>>14883874>anon gets to be the dragon>anon embraces his greed>anonzilla is bornare you sure anon?
>>14883845It can be fixed! He can fix this! Well, Twilight can fix it!
>>14883874I don't know if I would want to be a FiM dragon.Although maybe we just don't know enough about them yet.
>>14883960they seem to be the standard run of the mill european draggonsWith the bonus of eating the stuff they hoard instead of just hoarding>>14883944Well, maybe dash knows a thing or two to help in the meantime!
>>14883990I don't know about that.Spike is bipedal, wingless, fairly intelligent, breathes teleporting magical fire, and can grow through greed.The teenage dragons are bipedal, winged, breathe normal fireI think, I don't remember that episode that well, and we don't know how they grow.And all the adult dragons we've seen have been quadrupedal, winged and of limited intelligence at best
>>14884007Situation and expressions: unfActual hooves: not unf
>>14884022Actual hooves: super unf*
>>14884017I think it is more like the adult dragons don't give a shit about talking with the little shits that keep bothering them.Spike became quadrapedal when he got big though
>>14883990It seems there may be a bit of variety to them though. We have the winged type, they get big and breath fire and what not, pretty standardBut then we also have Spike's type. He has no wings, but he has a magical ability with his breath, which is clearly different from the other type of dragon as his is green, and the winged dragons breathe normal orange fire.Then there is the sea serpent, some may consider him as resting somewhere along the line of the dragon families but that is really up to interpretation
>>14884035reminds me of the guy from one punch man
>>14883930>>14883960I'LL TAKE IT
>>14884052>the winged dragons breathe normal orange fireOBJECTION
>>14884032How? Foot fetish isn't my thing, but I can understand it, but how are real hooves sexua or sexualizablel?Or, to avoid the standard 'hurr it's a fetish you can't explain ever in the slightest', what's the appeal to you?
>>14884052Don't forget all the weird dragon body types shown in Dragon Quest (Teen Dragons)
Pony won't stop speaking in internet memes.
>>14884052>But then we also have Spike's type. He has no wings, but he has a magical ability with his breath, which is clearly different from the other type of dragon as his is green, and the winged dragons breathe normal orange fire.Spike might have been a selectively breed dragonA near impossible to hatch egg that students are supposed to fail at hatching
>tfw never be a dark wizard of Equestria
>>14884098But you'd be taken down by a ragtag group of horses pretty much as soon as you were about to win.
>>14884083Counterattack with obscure memesit's the only way
>>14884069That's the fire you breathe when you suck too many dicks.
>>14884007>obsidian anal clitthose names, dawg, i just dont know anymore
>>14884083epic 1337speak is epic
>>14884098>you will never use human technology to make yourself seem like a dark wizard to the ponies
>>14884085Either that, or him having magic fire breath and no wings could be because his egg hatched with the help of magic and not naturally. He didn't get to spend enough time in the egg and fully mature before hatching.
>>14884112>Losing to the ManeSix while wreaking HUMAN levels of terrorThey'd be sent into Tartarus forever and mind-wiped, I would wear the elements like jewels.
>>14884143>Human technology.>"DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAI- oh damn..."
>>14884143What human technology are you talking about exactly?
>>14884118flicky little ears
helphelphow do i get water out of my earhejlp
>>14884170Predator drones, C4 and laser pointers.
>>14884170Van de graff generatorsThey fucking blow ponies minds
>>14884175I know I will regret it butGo on anon
>>14884198I think if you google the question you will find more than enough answers
>tfw working on resumesI hate being a work slut.
>>14884165Well you won't end up being friends with them with that attitude. You'll probably just get two mumbled lines then get disintegrated or something.
>>14884215into pony stallion
>>14884218wowzathat's a fancy pony
>>14884237You mean mare
>>14884242She had Rarity help, because she wanted to be pretty for you.
>>14884237Well then that is excellent anon!>>14884253no anon he does not
sex with Pinkie Pie
>>14884215You realize you have a name and a trip, right?There's only a certain number of times a week you can reply to those posts in that pretend half-hearted way before we recognize you actually want to encourage stupid fetish fapfics quite often.
>>14884268but since you were not born a pony and are not at a developmental age it takes a lifetime of physical and mental therapy before you are even able to function as well as a pony toddleryou are never able to make any real friends or do any real pony things, just spend time with doctors and nurses that pity you
>>14884237But something goes wrong
>>14884259She's always pretty.
>>14884231>implying I'll get disintegratedSilly pony, you can't mindrape me into being friends and I use magical shields that reflects magic.
>>14884277Or I enjoy my banter with anon and am simply waiting for his sudden and inevitable betrayal because it amuses me. See >>14884292I like to think of him as Brutus anonYou take things far too seriously anon
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
>>14884229>tfw having to go out, talk to people, sell myself as a person, and face a high probability of failureif only the resume was the hardest part
>>14884342is that "pony said X" is shitposting
>>14884358le pone said you le mad xd
>>14884361i thought that was giant pony
>>14884335You're worst than that kid that says he has anti bullet shields when you're gunfighting on the playground.
>>14884361I thought that was giant twilightIt should have been giant twilight
>>14884280You should thank Rarity, too.
>>14884361look at that pony eating that grass.LIKE HE OWNS THE FUCKING PLACE
>>14884391We're talking about magic not guns, and with enough magical shields even the EoH would be like shooting a tank with a water-gun.I want to rule Equestria.
>>14884329I hated this series of pictures. Let's make typical anime men dressed vaguely like the mane 6 then have them all wanting their own dick.
>>14884419>humans>using magic>implying they aren't null
>>14884392>>14884380Pony got tired of being giant.
>>14884419>Near omnipotent being couldn't defend against it>Dark wizard king with an entire kingdom enslaved couldn't defend against a spell and old relic>Evil queen in charge of an evil army couldn't defend against itNo no I'm sure a neckbeard with alot of time on their hands can do it.
>>14884423Some of the female humanizations look neat though
Pony is doing just dandy
>>14884419>I'll bring the human tech into equestria>and then take all the magical everything>and then fight everyone and everything and win, because I say so>>14884391
Is it normal to get a boner when feeding your snake
>>14884440>implying klondike's OC is good at magic
>don't like vidya anymoreDoes anyone know any good games that might set me back on track?
But, goat train, before you lovebirds get going, have you seen xieril anywhere?
>>14884491I saw him hanging out with Pinkie Pie. They looked like they were having fun.
>>14884329That dude is entirely too skinny to be an Applejack.
>>14884516That horse sure is hungry.
Rarity's sneeze was adorable
>>14884481Name some games that you liked.
>>14884440But none of them used anything like a shield, and discord didn't even fight against it, he just let it happened.He could easily teleport the ponies very very far from each other, and since he has the power of influence he could have easily made them forget about each other entirely, and revert to a younger age.But he didn't do that at all.There could be a whole myriad of shield-spells that could either weaken or entirely stop the EoH, there could even be distraction spells that would make the user a hard target to hit.Why can't I have cute little ponies as slaves?They'll finally be MY little pony.
>>14884545People complained about the joke being dull, but it was honestly inoffensive.
>>14884545Fluttershy is gonna get a cold now. Rarity should feel bad.
>>14884438GoatWhen did your affinity of big ponies become apparent to you?
>>14884536Yeah, but that right AJ is unf
>>14884567The sneeze was caused by Angel's ear tickling her nose
>>14884516can someone please post the rest of that?
>>14884515Bummer. I guess I'll hang with Fluttershy, then.
>>14882459I think the only difference is being cocky and being able to back it up.
>>14884570Since before pony. I've always liked big girls, and that kinda carried over to pony.
>>14884567>Rarity shared germs with Fluttershy.INDIRECTU KISSU!
>>14884622>best pon is busy>eh, I'll just hang with worst oneWhy.png
>>14884640I honestly can't hell if you are really her or just the shitposter from earlier today
>>14884641Huh, okay.Carry on.It's not my thing, but something about is just apealling to me.
>>14884640>Skybreaker.>Backing up any shit.She's a massive wuss with a tough girl shell.
>>14884640She can't even handle having a pilot in her cockpit. She's all talk.
>>14884668>>14884600I just wish the anon pone didn't look quite so creepy with that face and no mane
>>14884665which is why blackbird is best plane pone
>>14884684Skybreaker just needs the right pilot.Blackout drunk on vodka and Russian.
>>14884600>there will never be more pics like this.
>>14884697airliner is better
https://31.media.tumblr.com/419418f98652dd07c2e4708f5c8aaa5b/tumblr_mx67hi5Rfe1ry1oe1o1_1280.pnghttp://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuuuQIX7V2ZLqcHTjs7zvhunRnltHrD0bFt9OKmeM1BzJZUNn7_A4OSA6WWMp3je34icdcF8IY8cfwfX1kgSKRz56-aMHZIZqU4wO4OI82HjdFDrTpCvrYo5BxCWBfcSE8rJPuWMnIk_MYAJb75pHszzeGA5IyEuFNlRcrNptjEFg-P5cuIfuck you captcha ill tell you when the ride is over, bitch!
>>14884649Pinkie's, eh. Pinkie's alRIGHT, but Fluttershy's like, like family.
>>14884641Big or tall?
>>14884705noyou ship them together
>>14884548Actually, I might just watch longplays of MGS3/ emulate it.
Can anyone recomend any PiE or HiE fics worth reading? Sex can be in there, but I'd prefer it to not be the main focus.
>>14884714This is incredibly sweet and one of the best Raripie pictures ever.
>>14884668The best kind
>>14884727you would probably be better off asking the PiE and HiE generals
>>14884722>A girl plane with another girl plane.Gross!
>>14884578turn your skype on dingus
>>14884721>that anatomyughAlso, that face is fugly>>14884727Kinda depends on the genre you wantAlso this: >>14884737
>>14884745no it isn't
>>14884721tall mostly, although I don't mind busty sometimes
>>14884737I never even knew those were a thing. Thanks
>>14884750Winding down from work, I'll be on in a bit
>>14884727Smutanon wrote some good twi/celstia fics.You're looking at jazzteeth for anything else.http://pastebin.com/u/JazzTeethYou know where's Smut's archive?
>>14884736No only human to pony.or diamond dog as long it's a female and she has wide pup-bearing hips
>>14884756Your face is fugly!
>>14884767PiE also has a cute mascot
>>14884766DING DONG DINGUS
>>14884780>You know where's Smut's archive?He killed it because he wants to start writing seriously and was afraid that it could catch up to him.He apparently has a downloadable archive on his tumblr thoughhttp://smut--anon.tumblr.com/
I like big ponies and big girls to a certain extent.But the concept swiftly looses appeal when I member how really tall/big people have super deep voices
>>14884782What about pony to box?
>>14884790>PiEhow is anyone supposed to understand that's not Pony in Equestria
>>14884761You like tall girls? Hey, maybe I can help! I think I've got a spell I could try on Applejack!
>>14884790>going outside>>14884827I HAVE AN EXTREME CASE OF DEJA VU
>>14884767I understand the piss and whatnot, but some people from here really need to have at least a remote idea of what's going on on /mlp/ from time to time.
>>14884822It's Ponies in Earth because PiE sounds better than PoE
>>14884827Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?
>>14884822The OP always contains the subject "Ponies on/in earth"
you know what pone needsa good fucking
>>14884850>not liking Poenigga I'm onto you
>>14884850They should've called themselves PoE instead and make related jokes.
Now who was it that called me a dingus?You're about to get a stern talking to
>>14884872>>14884875yall niggas barking up the wrong tree
>>14884866...is he okay?
Now that I think about it going to Equestria would probably be very scary.
>>14884881It was him! ^^^^^^^^^^
>>14884866Did he diet?
>>14884881it was that guy over there benching 200 pounds.HEY TOM!TOM!THIS GUY WANTS TO GIVE YOU A STERN TALKING
>>14884766What a rude n' cute pone
>>14884888What's the pillowcase signify?...And why are her eyes transparent, that's kinda creepy
>>14884900It depends on the how
>>14884934it signifies her soft assactually I think she just really likes soft fabrics
>>14884934...I don't know, that she's comfy?
Carry onMy pon foreverCarry onwhen I am goneCarry onwhen the day is longForever carry on
>>14884898his art is ok I think I'll follow>gift art for kevinsanonevermind.
>>14884980CARRY ONYOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBERCARRY ON NOTHING EQUALS THE SPLENDORNOW YOUR LIFE'S NO LONGER EMPTYSURELY PONY WAITS FOR YOOOU
>>14884936>Timber-wolves>Cockatrice>Dragons>Ursa minor and Major and all other monsters>Magic that can force you to love something>Society that's heavy on the friendship