The lovely night continues. Except on the other side of the world I suppose where it's probably day. Though it'd be twilight in some parts, too. Globes.>>14868271Previous thread.
>>14873733sweet dubs bro :^)
>>14873719This thread is going to be perfect~
>Day and night being different depending on where you areThat's some heretical BULLSHIT
Have you accepted best ship in your life?
>>14873767What, Fluttersdash? Sure.
>>14873767YesOnce it became canon I couldn't resist anymore
>>14873767Yes, I have. But TwiDash is still the worst ship.
Mlpg I've come from the far off year of 1991, I've been able to travel back to raise a child. Which pony should I raise her in the image of?
>>14873767>shitty ears poping up>animu mask expressionsit's like they want me to hate this artist
Which two characters would you ship as tennis partners?
>>14873719Second best princess
>>14873807yoshi and birdo
>>14873807Twilight and rarity
>>14873802You should raise a diamond dog. They are loyal and cool
>>14873807I don't know, but Luna would definitely have to be there.
>>14873803Those are horns anon.
this pony is awfulawful at being unlikable
>>14873859The drawing says "evil pony ears" but im sure devil horns are whats supposed to be implied
>>14873874She's just the worst.
>>14873935What about other ponies?
>>14873948Maybe they should just open the box instead.
>>14873975That is deeply disturbing.
>>14873986CLOSE THE BOX, CLOSE THE BOX!
>>14873975My only problem with this is that's a pony with udders, not a cow
Pony says that you lack "penetration" and that you need more "thrust"
>>14874029Wow, check your fucking privilege.Your species is based on what you identify as, not what your teats look like.
>>14874048futa cock growth
>>14873975>brandWhoah man, too unf for me
>>14874048Draw Rainbow Dash chilling on a beach chair.
>>14874048Applejack licking Rariteats or hoofs.
>>14874048A drooling box.In a factory of boxes.
>>14873767Have I accepted cancer?No.
>>14874048Just curious, have you ever done lewd?
Trixie is a very pretty pony.
>>14874048Draw a pony learning to ice-skate
>>14873794>Once it became canon>shipbronies are this delusional
>>14874048Twilight showing Spike baddragon.comSpike is so fucking tired of people showing him that websiteOr Pinkie slobbering all over Discord's finger
>>14873767Oh wow, I thought there was something about the background that was relevant to the picture, but it was just the watermark
Confession time. Let out all your secrets.
>>14874048Diamond Tiara holding Sweetie down and drooling into her mouth.
>>14873803You must be a wonder at parties.
>>14874098I wonder who she'll be paired with in her Friends Forever issue.
>>14874112Anon pleaseOpen your eyesYou need to wake up
>>14874048Rainbow Dash gnawing on a salt lick
>>14874141There's a gorgeous gown I want to buy and wear around the house but I didn't buy it because it would be impossible to masturbate while wearing it.
>>14874141I'm sick of confession threads on /co/, and I haven't even read one for weeks now
>>14874048Pinkie Pie exclaiming GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
I think Applejack will have around 7 foals.
>>14874157You do realize that Ponkfast was re-re-re-re-canonized during Wonderbolts Academy, right?Twipie ain't happening ever, faglord.
>>14874141GOD this is going to be hard, but...I...I like ponies
>>14874141I like a lot of the ideas behind LMJ's pictures. If he improved a little thing within his art I would genuinely like his stuff instead of it just being shame faps.
>>14874152i am, i supply cocaine and marijuana.overdone animu shit is fucking dumb as hell.especially in comics
>>14874141I never did like the way kraut's "friends" abandoned them to save face.
>>14874153I hope it's Rarity
>>14874204Yeah, so much you cum on them.We know.
>>14874153I'd like Sapphire Shores, if just for having two different types of showponies together for an issue and two different ponies I really like, but that's probably not going to happen.
>>14874195she has to
What if Moonhorse had a giant, fluffy pet moth to cuddle with?Pony should be cute with moth more often.
>>14874195but can alicorns even have foals
>>14874200>he seriously thinks that PinkieDash is anything but one sidedPinkie still thinks there's something, but Dash just doesn't have the heart to tell her the truth.
>>14874141I love futa ponies and I would do ANYTHING with a beautiful pink one
>>14874195Mama Applejack with a huge family sounds cute.
>>14874141I don't talk about my fetish anymore because nobody has it and I think it was getting annoying.;-;
what if alicorn pastel goth loira
>>14874234Moths are literally the best insect and I hope she does get one for a pet during the second pet episode
>>14874270>st peter's cross
>>14874245With intercourse you big silly human.
>>14874236cadance is confirmed for having a baby this season i thought
>>14874270What's goth about this?
>Fattyshy likes it when you caress the spaces between her skin folds.
>>14874270That x on her face is pretty stupid
>>14874275i hope she gets a rust monster as a pet.rust monsters are cute and magic
>>14874270What if full resolution Celestia
>>14874229That is a pretty fucking snazzy suitCan you imagine her standing onstage under the huge spotlights, each tiny gem a little star shining on the fabric, and the larger ones lighting up like prismatic suns.Also that hat is silly and adorable
>>14874293I'm way too close to liking this idea
>>14874141I'm not into loli. But I dreamt about having sex with one the other night for the first time.
>>14874301[angry rust monster noises]
>>14874333Could you describe your dream?
>>14874270I'd rather a standard-issue lyra.
>>14874313It's like a gothic lolita hat
>>14874270Eh. Not edgy at all.
>>14874270What if gringy cyberpunk loira?
>>14874270What's with all the St. Peter's crosses?
>>14874360>cyberpunkthis should happen.
>>14874270That's a cute loiraIf any of the ponies become alicorns after the mane 6 she should be one
>>14874360How many MLPGers would this be if VR was a thing?
Late request from last thread.
>>14874340luna will never get a magic moth rust monster petshe will never be scolded by celestia about her choices in pet as a guard left the door to the armory open
What draw MLPG?
>>14874263> You will never impregnate Applejack when she's in heat
>>14874399something something rarity
>>14874399Draw a new OC for yourself.
>>14874093I-I don't think so>>14874191
>>14874270RD micro's gothic pone is cute
>>14874360No what if. What if punk Bonbon?
>>14874399Gilda ripping into a steak while a pony watches in terror
>>14874399draw luna with a rust monster
>>14874399Wheaties at the wheat mill, milling wheat.Why ask if you already know?
>>14874292pastel goth or soft grunge or whateverits just where i get the Xs and the shirt and stuff from i think its /fa/ okay>>14874298i was just foolin' aroundhere's the real version
>>14874399Rarity Sweetie and Diamond Tiara having a slumber party.I swear I would like an episode where DT befriends Rarity or something. Aside from DT being a huge bitch I could not imagine her not hitting it off with Sweetie's sister.
>that fucking feel
>>14874415I didn't dislike that as much as a lot of other people seemed to.
>>14874394that's mildly ammusing
>>14874446I like that one a lot more.
>>14874453Let the shitposting begin
>>14874453r maybe it's because he's good?
>>14874399Crystal ponies running away from a cute rust monster while Moonhorse tried to rein her pet in.
>>14874453It might be selfish but the only way I can care about new drawfags is if they take request regularly. No matter how badly drawn they are I always appreciate someone taking the time to draw our bad ideas. It also helps me remember them and their style enough to comment whenever they post.
>>14874394I think her leg should be squished around the top of the can, to suggest struggling to fit it inside.
>>14874453you get more replies for getting dubs with bateman than that.>caring about e-fame>any yearkill yourself.
>>14874446You could have just posted this and said , so I made guys. What you think?Of course you had to act stupid.
>>14874453I'm learning to draw for the express purpose of having people care about me and so people want to talk to meWhen I think about it too hard I get really depressed
>>14874453Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel. I just got too frustrated to keep drawing.
>>14874493But what happens when you get so popular and well known that all the little guys like us anons are afraid to talk to you.
>>14874493Anon I care about you and want to talk to you
>>14874493Anon do it for you, doing anything for the express purpose of other people's feelings leaves you empty.
>>14874453that's not true, regardless of who you are>>14874491truth is i drew a shitty mouth and covered it up but i was able to fix it after not looking at the image for a few minutes while postingso thanks for giving me shit actually
Bonbon is prettier than LyraBut they are both very prettyI would like to brush Bonbon's ice cream mane
>wanting to be internet bronyfamouscan you guys go get yourself a REAL goal in life please
The only thing that keeps me from drawing is my hands that nevrr stop shakingI can't even practice if I can even start doing the basics
>>14874412you make some of the best panksthanks
>>14874534I am doing it for me.Drawing is the only thing that keeps me happy, because I always imagine when I good and people are talking to me for once. Of course when I actually start posting my art, you won't hear a word of this.
>>14874141The pinkie pie flash Tiarawhy made was actually extremely hot. I hated most of his work/flashes but I couldn't stop myself from getting an extreme boner and fapping to it several times. Just something about pinkies happy expression and love making was just too erotic.
>>14874453I've always loved "user created content" in games, like avatars or sprays in jet grind radio. I feel like if I DID learn to draw well I could enjoy drawing things based solely on having the ability to create things with my own hands.
>>14874493>When I think about it too hard I get really depresseddon't, wanting to feel important is a universal human desire
>>14874571Considering it was a replica from some other guys work.
>>14874551Some people don't even GOT handsYou just gotta learn to draw with your feet, dude!
>>14874578I just want the ability to realize the abstract visual concepts in my mind
>>14874446What are the X's she's looking at?
>>14874446What's with the upside down crosses and x's you keep doing? You remind me of the mac hall guy doing that.
>>14874597every extremity and digit shakes
>e fame talkJudas fuck this place is toxic for newfag drawfags.
>>14874589Indeed but at least TW made it from scratch. He streamed the past 2 days making the thing from a sketch to symbols to animation. If it was just a decompile/recolor then yea that would be shitty.
>>14874453I don't even care. I draw because I find it fun.
>>14874571I haven't see the actual flash, but the gifs were really good. And yeah, the kissing one was great and made me extra hard.
If the Elements of Harmony can cleanse Nightmare Energy, why didn't Celestia do that, instead of banishing Luna to the moon for a thousand years?
>>14874622i don't care as long as they learn how to make a good pony face before they even attempt a drawstream
>>14874602those are more just for aestheticsbut who knows shes an alicorn now>>14874617inspired by soft grunge and pastel goth fashionsi just think they look cool reallyalso here's another version http://i.imgur.com/Ogx4Ue1.pngsorry for spamming but i dunno which mouth i like more, although i guess it doesn't really matter for little paints like this though
>>14874639The elements were synced to her and luna at firstbrute forcing them to obey just her had, unforeseen consequences.
>>14874341We were in a nice downtown high-rise bedroom, clean white walls with bright lighting and a big window at the end of it, sheer drapes. She had blue-green hair cut short like a boys, but with her amazing hips she was obviously a girl (and we were both buck naked on the bed together, so I could clearly see her hairless pudenda). We were just having fun touching each other and cuddling until she wanted to play a little game to help me work my dick into her tight, virgin pussy. It was kind of like "Red Light, Green Light" and she would rock her hips side to side to slide me in bit by bit. With how sexually forward and comfortable she was, she was clearly a "loli" and not a child. The mattress and bedframe had no springs, so there weren't any sounds from the way I viciously pounded her tiny body, except for my balls slapping her ass and the moans she made. I would have dumped at least a few loads inside of her if my conscience didn't care that I'd had only four hours of sleep and decided to wake me up just then.I hope she visits again.
>>14874639Because three of the elements weren't hers. She was able to use them all in combination to banish Nightmare Moon, but not free Luna.
>>14874636http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/2/487700__pinkie+pie_explicit_nudity_animated_vagina_penis_straight_sex_human+on+pony+action_anon.gifthat face and thishttp://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/2/487703__pinkie+pie_explicit_nudity_animated_blushing_vagina_penis_straight_sex_balls.gifwere my favs.
>>14874639the answer is always friendship anonthe mane six had the power of friendshipone celestia did not
>>14874639Didn't knowThe elements turned Discord to stone, maybe she didn't want to go that farCelestia has no control over what the rainbow beam does, the elements themselves determine the effects. Sentient perhaps?
>>14874655You contribute pretty often I can forgive you for replying to people asking you questions in a thread that's going rather slow. You silly goose.
>>14874655>answering questions>spammingmewbs pls
What is it like to have friends?
>>14874661Jesus.That's super hot.
>>14874701like a hugging a wet cold pony that's shivering
>>14874689No, make the pringles bigger.
>>14874701bags of sand
Did sentenal start up more Skype drama?
>>14874730Sentinal quit mlp and removed everyone from his skype friends list.
>>14874689It looks more her legg is getting thicker as it aproaches the hoof
I'll pay $100 if anyone brings me Rainbow Dash alive
>>14874730If drama you mean dumping months of Skype logs, defreinding everyone and not showing his face in Steam or here, then yes. Otherwise, nothing.
Would you buy a special edition MLP 3DS XL if it existed?
>>14874754Why is that wanted poster animated?Are we in hogwarts?
>>14874758>buying handheldswhat, do you have friends or something?
>>14874754How many times are her wing blades folded?
>>14874766Harry Potter and MLP universe is a pretty good crossover.I would live there.
>>14874758Probably not no. Sounds kinda gay.
>>14874758nah, I might buy one with a simple emblemI do want one
>>14874757>>14874740Why did he do this again?
>>14874758I'd trade in my 3DS for a red or pink one but it's got a nontransferable Ambassador Certificate on it.
>>14874783>not buying handhelds
Pony says if you don't # some sense into yourself she'll never go our with you.
>>14874794He bought tex an 800 dollar PC, Tex had a man period about drawing so tex is off/on about shit, SA.png ever time sent posted, etc etc.My guess Sent posts as anon now or moved to ponychan/roundstable
>>14874804I mean I'm not bout to write a fanfiction about it but it would be pretty cool to live there.
>>14874824What?It's not too small, is it?S-Sorry, this is my first time.
>>14874837500 dollar*still crazy, but not 800
>>14874820I'm pretty sure you can transfer your Ambassador games.>buying a console at release
>>14874848STOP SLAPPING ME
mlp is canadian right
>>14874864Don't tell me what to do.
>>14874883I think its Scandinavian but i'm not sure
MOVIE IS OVER SOMEONE ELSE STRAM
How do I find artists to steal fromhuman artists
all the cool kids are on skype?
>>14874883No, Faust is Jewish
>>14874459The writer would had a good thing going, but ruined it by trying to "get" what made Dash appealing to the fans (allegedly conducting "research" via the web) iinstead of just trying to get what made Dash appealing in general, which I think he came close to. Hence, the lazy sprinkling of 10 seconds flat and similar made what could have been a charmingly over the top comic about a charmingly over the top pony into a rather hackish affair without a lot of sincerity
>>14874909I'm the coolest kid in mlpg and I'm notBut it's okay if you are
>>14874909Would you like to not shitpost today?
>>14874897Don't care, draw more
>>14874909I hear friendster is the place where the kool kids hang out and play the B-ball
>>14874902tamblr or daventart is a good place to start
>>14874894i can stram PaSwG in ~45>>14874902i like to go to my favorite artists on dA and look at their favorites
>>14874883Hasbro is an american company I think, and a lot of the animation is done in the Philippines iircBut studio B and most of what we think of as the "show staff" are in Vancouver BCAssuming I'm remembering the random details I picked up here correctly, and that they were correct in the first place.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-flight-to-the-finish/EP013304160074?aid=zap2itSCOTTALOO IS BEST PONY
>>14874962Yes anon we have had the synopsis for some time thank you
This artist draws a good Ponk.
>>14874141I had a dream last night about this one chick my stepdad tried to marry that I wanted to fuck as a kid. She had huge tits. She was saying how sex with young people is annoying because they cum too fast and are inexperienced. Told me that she might do a pity handjob or something. It made me feel horrible because I haven't had a lot of sex so if I ever do get another chance at it, I'll probably be pitiful at it. I'm inadequate and cum too fast. No one wants to sex a guy who is like retard levels bad at it.
>>14874897Pinkie is best slobbery pony.
>>14874980So pink. So pretty.
>>14874988Sex is about more than your dick, you know that?You're just selfish.
BUTTSSorry that it's so sketchy, but I just remembered that I have to take an exam online that expires in an hour. I'll finish this soon, I promise!
>>14875013oh shit what class
>>14874988I wish humiliation wasn't a fetish of mine so I didn't get a boner to this.
>>14874141I was hesitant and felt deplorable at first but now I can't wait till my Bad Dragon Natascha gets here
>>14875020Psychology of Personality. It's my main area of study (and I did actually study), so I think I've got this in the bag.
>>14874141If I ever see this one guy from MLPG in real life, I will honestly punch him
I guess the barn collapsed
Dang, you guys seem to only really get going when a dead horse is really close to actually dying.
>>14875009That's why masturbation is fun; it is about your dick.
Sometimes ponies just touch by accident
>>14875058I was running out of ideas on where to take it anywaysI hope you had fun~
>>14875052Dang, is it that guy Anonymous? I hate his guts. Let's go find him and beat him up
Poor old threadI wanted to see where they took that
>>14875068But not those two.
>>14875052Who is it?I have to know if I should be prepared for fisticuffs at all times.
>>14874141im paranoid that all my friends hate me
>>14875068Ponies should not touch other pony's girlfriends
>>14875107Then maybe Rarity should move
>>14875077Yeah, the well was running dry honestlyBut I had lots of fun. I just love this concept too much
>>14875068And sometimes on purpose
>>14875107Yeah, why is Rarity touching Rainbow Dash's girlfriend like that?
>>14875107well it's not like they announced it or anything
>RD episode>Scoots can't Fly>RD paints herself Orange>Does some cool tricks>Flies into a cloud>Scoots comes out>delivers the flag>everyone thinks it was scootsCalling it
RECOMMEND ME SOME STALLION FAPFICSFUCKBONUS FOR FEMANON ON STALLION
>>14875009If I was selfish, I wouldn't care if the other person liked it.>>14875027It wasn't hot, I felt legit horrible. During the dream and after I woke up. I feel like I've missed my opportunity to have sex and now I'm so far behind that it'll never happen.
>>14875121>Pony will never touch you on purpose
>>14875084>>14875094It's a name fag. We probably will never be in the same state. But he deserves a good punch for what he did.
>>14875134Ponies tales seem to be getting longer and longer
>>14875068Have you not seen them hug and shit throughout the show?
>>14875153I still want to know what he did."If I ever see him, I'll punch him" pacts are always fun. My friend has one with me and Andrew Zimmern.
>>14875136I don't think so, it will probably be more so.>I was the last in my class to fly to>I tried and tried but couldn't manage>Then I [insert macguffin or pseudo inspirational/placebo effect of your choice here]>Maybe it can help you too!
>>14875114>>14875125You guys are funny.>>14875134They've been dating for three years and have been very obvious about it. Dash, it was so obvious.
>>14875169RD did a Rainboom when she was a fillyI don't think that would work
>>14875168What?Is it because Andrew Zimmern likes eating dicks?Why?
>>14875168I gave my confession, no need for a second one.
>>14875133I like it
>>14875143God, just go sift through the shit like the rest of us.You selfish ponyfag.Back in my day if we wanted horse porn we had to walk three miles to the pony farm and co-erce them into fucking each other.It took hours and usually it didn't lead to anything.And if we wanted interspecies? Ha. It wasn't free, it cost us a friendship, $10,000 and a long night of expensive drinks.
>>14875155Hair grows anon.
>>14875136That would be really retarded. Dash is way too big.
>>14875177>tfw no filly to hold like a doll while your sisters fuck each other
>>14875192My friend is pretty much male Fluttershy.He doesn't like Andrew for eating all those dicks and balls.
>>14875188I would say they pull off some icarus contraption but they did that already
>>14875153Is it AB?
>>14875188Everyone starts out being shit at something before they get good.
>>14875177Those boots are so terrible.
>>14875195You don't even have to mention a name, I'm just curious>>14875217Unless your special talent is going fast.Ponies can be born good at things, remember?
Why is Applejack the 'second in command' mare all of a sudden?
>>14875177>dating>at allThat's rich.
>>14875227>>14875217Dash should promise to teach Scootaloo how to fly, take her to Cloudsdale and push her off a cloud.
>>14875196The cock, tits, and hips would all be really great if they weren't on a chibi Gilda
I think I just had the quickest fap of my life to a fic of Futa Rainbow Dash throatfucking Anon
>check favs on Derpibooru>Konata loli picture is goneBased prude police state bros!
>>14875227Anon even magic horses have to start somewhere. They don't get instant proficiency in things, they do those things because they love them, and stick with them long enough to get good.
Pony wants you to keep your libido under better control
>>14875227Let's just say he pushed me to the point where I cut off my nose to spite my face.
>>14875243She's tired of being a background poneI think its for the best
>you will never give pony the sound throating she so desperately craves
>>14875243Because she's the next alicorn princess.
>>14875260No, certain ponies are just naturally good at things.This was proven in The Cutie Pox.
>>14875256You know people are going to ask you to link itWhy not save everyone the trouble and do it first?Anyway, link?
>>14875250I've seriously been expecting that forfucking ever.
>>14875278Wow. She can read?
>>14875250>swoops down and catches her before she hits the ground>again>same thing, plummets like a rock until dash catches her>again>She's gotten sort of used to the feeling now, makes a little headway into gliding until she loses control, falls>Dash catches her>again!>Continues over and over
>>14875224No fuck you we doing koth
>>14875269Never gonna happen, show me your vag.
>>14875300she doesn't need to
>>14875133>futa guildagood>crotchboobs on a griffonno>inaccurate dog cock where the urethra is too far up and not at the tipHELL NOstill saved though, dont ask me why
I wish Rarity was my mom.
>>14875292It would kind of paint Dash in a bad light until it's revealed Fluttershy's army of dark matter butterflies were ready to catch her right before she hits the ground.I think a 'do or die' approach would work for her. Or not, either way we'd get to our answer.
>>14875286A magic drink will make you temporarily good at things is all it proved.
>>14875312GIVE ME LIKE 30 MINUTES ANON FUCK
>>14875329Rarity herself admited she's terrible with kids
>>14875248Yup. AJ even let her borrow her hat once
>>14875338Fluttershy, who'd never seen the ground, was instantly surrounded by animals because her special talent is animals.Rarity was pulled against her will to gems because her talent is gems.You're wrong, man.
>>14875341STEPEIT UP SHOTA BALLL
>>14875351goddammit i saved this thinking it was rarity eating a giant cinnamon roll but it is just shitty ajs hat
>give up drinking>finally realize how much time you waste on ponyWell FUCK
>>14875363Fluttershy had the quiet nature to get along with animals to begin with, she wasn't taming bears as a kid as soon as she discovered them. Rarity's play dresses were gaudy and childish, she just found something she loved doing.
>>14875386Pick up a hobby
>>14875386Don't feel bad, Anon. Drinking is a much worse habit.
>>14874084I'm really really sleepyso sorry,see you tomorrow
>>14875392No, Fluttershy was saved from death by butterflies because her talent is animals. You know you're wrong, why do you insist on arguing this?
>>14875386>just started drinking>realize how much more fun it is to hang out with friends
>>14875411>Plot armor is a talentSure.
>you will never have a good little stallion who loves getting pounded good and hard every night
>>14875407Sleep well.Dream of ponies.Draw in your sleep.
>>14875422>Requiring social lubricants
Dash told you to wake her up at 3:00am so she could practice some tricksHow do you do it
>>14875453>going in dry
>>14875422No anon mine is>Get apartment>no roommates>Most of my friends are still in college at my age>work FT job can't hang out with them>Drink at night alone>post on mlpg
>>14875454tickle her hooves
>>14875424>little no thanks, i like huge stallions
>>14875423It's not plot armor just because it proves your headcanon wrong. It was her talent to be good with animals, that's why they saved her.Twilight was so naturally good at magic as a filly that Celestia took her under her wing. Pinkie was fucking born Pink on a grey rock farm.why are you so dumb
>>14875454Throw her into a lake
>>14875479Adults don't have friends.
>>14875479Why aren't you in college, anon?
>>14875453There's something wrong with your picture, Pinkie.
>>14875454Put my hand right there.Riiight there.
>>14875319I don't know why that GIF got my penis hard. But damn... Applejack is such a 10/10 wife-material
guys help, i just found a new porn artist i like but he has too many pictures in his gallery i need to save.its too much work but i need to have them
>>14875454Carry her to the top of a small house, wake her up, and toss her off
>>14875422Drinking with buddies is so much fun. Just last saturday me and a bunch of friends got drunk and played munchkin, crabs adjust humidity, and watched movies
>>14875454Yank her dock.
>>14875525Where's the gallery?
>>14875515>AJ looks lovingly into your eyes with that expresion of maternal concern>you're sitting in the tub and instead of a plate, she's gently washing your dick
>>14875525Write a bash script
>>14875525well to start with im going to need a link
>>14875527No pain no gain, pony
Not one of you even tried to wake her up gentlyShe's never spending the night at your house again
>>14875515Holy shit Rarity, control your lady boners.
>>14875555Not download helper.It's better in every where.
>>14875512I did, I just got a job while still in it
is it possible to have an earth pony use an axe for a weapon without it being completely stupid?i need it for a picture and would prefer it to be an earth pony but if i cant come up with a decent idea i will have to switch it to unicorn
>>14875580I did too try >>14875514
>>14875525Use curl or wget. Your choice.
>>14875580Good, I never invited her overShe just came in through the window and claimed the couch
>>14875580I WPSHH'd gently though
>>14875608STOP USING WORDS NORMAL PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND
>>14875422>just start drinking>feel warm and comfy>food appears to taste better>content with life at the moment
alright so turns out there's a little bit of schoolwork i need to dowould mlpg rather have me stream in ~20 mins or in about an hour or so?
>>14875603Stupid is relative. If you're dealing with /tg/ folk then good luck, otherwise I think something like this looks fine
>>14875623me and my friends ended up buying 200 chicken nuggets from mcdonalds because we thought it was the best idea ever when drunk.it was
>>14875603tail mounted twin bladed axe head
>>14875639that is pretty cool
>>14875620It's your fault you're computer illiterate
>>14875670what kind of sauce did you get, i hope it was honey mustard
>>14875693all of it, we got all of the sauce
>>14875623>take a hit from my bong>5 minutes later, feelings of hopelessness disappear>more hits>intently focused on whatever I'm doing>put on some EDM and relax into drawing>get a sandwich>fucking delicious
>>14875685I know what you are talking about, but I woudn't call someone that doesn't know a computer illiterate.
>>14875731Google illiterate then.
>>14875603> Draw pony with weapons> "Fuck, how do I get creative and think of a interesting yet believable way for a Earth pony to wield a weapon?"> Draws a Unicorn levitating a swordART
>>14875731>not being comfortable at a featureless command prompt>needing a graphical interface to do anything>not recognizing the sheer superiority of a thirty year old method of human computer interaction>not realizing that everything other than a terminal session is clearly inferior for vague productivity reasonscurl and wget are programs that let you download things from the web on the command line
>>1487573199.9% of computer users are only Windows or Mac literateThey've really got no idea how a computer worksIt's like saying that your average driver is a mechanic
Hey guys! Should I dump my Derpy folder? I hear she is the fan-favorite here!
Why hasn't anyone put guns on pone with one of these?Seems like a fine idea to me.
>>14875603Mouth or some sort of battle saddle that hooks up to them
Is this a pone?>Yes>No
>>14875785You should zip them up and put them on mega.
>>14875785No thanks.She's a pretty horse, but dumps aren't really necessary.
>>14875785no thank you
>>14875806*You should put them into a well organized folder and put up a torrent
>>14875802Alright! /)>>14875806What is mega?>>14875808Well, ya can't please everybody! :P
>>14875786Have it do mind control and your pretty much set.
>>14875837What?I am blind to all but the color purple.
>>14875837Don't listen to him!
>Anon pick up that can!
>>14875806You should unzip your trousers
>>14875801noit is clearly some form of birdsee how it flies? only birds do that
>>14875835If you want to dump the folder that badly, Just go start a thread instead of dumping them here. Can't you see we're having very deep and meaningful discussion? We need our images.
>>14875869I don't understand... Your images?
>>14875863Pretty ponies should not be so hateful.
>>14875837Don't give me that look. I seen prettier rocks than you.
>>14875890What in the blueberry fuck, I wasn't even in this thread. This was supposed to be its own topic. SORRY EM ELL PEE GEE. DELETAN.
>>14875863I want Bon-Bon to taze me
what are you listening to?
>>14875908Oh so you're just acting oblivious. Keep your name up so I can filter you.
>>14875893bonbon what are you doing? your candies are going to spoil
>>14875890>>14875902Still a neat concept though. Would her views shift to an opposite again if you adopted hers?
>>14875906Skrillex! And of course xXxVinylScratchxXx!>>14875908
>>14875890>Fluttershy that is a raving gun grabber, hates equality, is perfectly fine with the prison system, loves excess military spending, enjoys 1% of the country owning 30% of its wealthYOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'LL GONONE OF THAT SHIT MATTERS IN EQUESTRIA
>you will never be a pretty mare>you will never press your thick marecunt against another mare's>you will never feel your lips get slurped between theirs as they wink and groan
>>14875890There isn't much politics going on in Equestria at all.0/10 scenario would never happen
>>14875919Youre a jerk!
>>14875940That's what I was thinking, All of my political beliefs really don't mean much in the context of Equestria.
>>14875941;_;Maybe one day science will let us become slutty mares.
I wonder how many people are furiously HubWorld right now.
>>14875922I want to eat Bonbon's rock candy.
>>14875908Just make another thread, it's easier that way.
>>14875957Way to give away the fact you're downloading these images off of Google images as we speak.
>>14875957Oh fuck. I don't know why I thought you guys would actually fall for my bullshit.I need to work on my ruses.
>>14876000stop respondingstart reporting
Pony needs you to explain the plot of Cloud Atlas to her
>>14876011i just started listening so i don't know the songs by name yet
I want a cute mini-Applejack resting at my lap while I am the computer
>>14876073>>14876011WAIT NEVER MIND I GET ITFUCK YOU
>>14876052It's like 7 mini movies with the same actors playing the same basic roles.It's just some philosophical bullshit, don't worry about it, pony
Are any of you going to stay up Wednesday morning in case the episode is leaked again?
>>14876073>not following along and reading the lyrics
>>14876052That sounds like lernin' talk
>>14876098>he missed the leak
>>14876097>but Rainbow Dash said it was deep
>>14876098No, but I will be staying up for to play Starbound.
>>14876106Like the car
>>14876106It's like the filly size, but all grown up pony.
>>14876117And what have we said about talking to Rainbow Dash?
>>14876098Does leek pony have a name yet?
>>14876134Okay, so like this?
>>14876117you should know better than to trust her
>>14876144>"...only when you need to feel smarter"
>>14876121Didn't know beta was coming and didn't donate. Damn, guess I'll wait for it to be released.
What happens if an alicorn's power becomes unstable?
>>14876153mewball drew a little pony? What sorcery is this?
>>14876114>implying discussion wouldn't be plastered all over the thread and /mlp/ if it were leaked>>14876149I just want some art of sleepyhead being violently woken up by her when leek pony breaks in to announce a leak. Bonus points if Marker and Gloomy excitedly jump around too and just make it worse for Sleepy.
>>14876165You can still preorder it.http://www.playstarbound.com/store/
>>14876186I think that should be a request for our art friends.
>>14876095She was good as married in your mind, but married in your mind's no goodYou should check out False priest. It's nothing like Pinkerton, but it has those same kind of "love" songs that Pinkerton has sort of. If that makes any sense
STRAM ART AND OR VIDYA
>>14876217why don't you do it?
>>14876203rip Finales Funkeln
>>14876223>implying i have a computer capable of such things.
>>14876206i was thinking of checking Blue album nextbut im diggin weezer so far
>>14876217>>14876223Yeah why don't you. You're always telling people what to do, but I never see you art or vidya
>>14876217Wasn't Mewball gonna stream something soon? Otherwise I would.
>>14876223>no talent.my one weakness
>>14876204That would be nice, but I doubt I'll be awake long enough to ask for it it when one of them come by for requests.
>>14876241Mewball should stream kitkats.That makes sense, right?
>>14876236I think the Blue album is better actually
fucking spurdo makes me laugh like an idiot every time
>>14876236blue and pinkerton are their bestgreen is pretty goodThe rest are absolute shit. Their fans even tried to start a petition to get them to stop making new albums so I'm not just being opinionated.
>>14876254It's bretty gud
>>14876254I have no clue what he's supposed to sound like
>>14876241>>14876249in about 45-60, yeah (gonna do schoolwork first)what is kitkats>>14876259yeah, i'm kind of awareits sad when bands get like this truly
>>14876236Blue album is also good.It's also their only other good album.You should totally listen to that.But False Priest is by of Montreal and they're cool as hell.
>>14876259The Red Album wouldn't be so bad if it weren't Weezer singing it.
>>14876284Kitkits is this type of candy bar. It's delicious and you can break it into pieces really easy so it's easy to share.Not that a person would.Also scotch may be involved.
>>14876303The hardest I've ever laughed was when my friend had a bite-size kitkat, asked if I wanted a piece, and then broke it in half the wrong wayjust so unexpected
>>14876284>what is kitkatserrorhow have you never heard of them
>>14876337Is that a real horse?
>>14876303>>14876344nooo i know the candy but how do i stream a candy
>>14876353With a webcam silly.
Pony wants you to not not stare at her butt
>>14876353Jam it into your internet plug
>>14876336I could see the joy of that moment. Pinkie should do that to Twilight. She would go OCD on her ass so hard.
>>14876347>laying on a warm beach while the sun shines down on you I could go for that feel right now.
>>14876353Stream your mighty thumbs breaking off a piece of a kit kat bar.
Is there even any double cutie mark shots int the show?
>>14876371That's just going to make me stare harder.
>>14876371Then quit pointing it at me!
>>14876393Just from above to my knowledge.
>>14876391I would actually like to see this.Seconded for watching Mew break a KitKat.
>>14876347Damn that looks comfy as fuck.
>>14876393Yes, lesson zero during the picnic.
>>14876422>>14876409Which is a shot from above.
>>14876393YepSome from above, and I think a couple of the princesses from behind.I don't have examples on hand, though.And I can't be assed to go looking.
>>14876418I hate beaches. Nothing but sunburns and sand getting everywhere.
>>14876439Oh man, why is that like, the best thing?
>>14876453Why is that so unf worthy?
>>14876452Beaches are only nice at night or when you're the only one there and you're doing a hobby.
>>14876453>Rainbow has that thigh gap>And that double cutie mark>Fit as fuck>Has it all going on
>>14876452Horses don't wear clothes and can't get burned silly, they don't have to worry.
>Visit Ponyville, told its a nice place>Go to a local bakery. Order cupcake>Get shreadded hay ball covered in frosting>Ask the mare serving me what time it is. She looks at me like I'm talking a different language>"Tooy-mem? Whats tooy-mem?">Suddenly a pink pony climbs up the school house and starts whaling on the bell>Everyone in town stops what they are doing and looks up at her do it, clopping the ground with each bell ring to keep count>Even the mare I was talking to has stopped, the food she was carrying splattered on the ground forgotten>Clop>Clop>Clop>Clop>Clop>When its over, some blue pegasus flies around over all the streets.>"Hey everyone! It's five o'clop!"
>tfw you spots someone from MLPG on a porn board
Talking about horse butts is punishable with a fine of $500, jail time, or both
>>14876413But that's Pinkie Pie's faceAre you implying shes a BUTTer face?
>>14876371Can I stare at her face?
this feels dirty
>>14876520well they're going to have to lock me away and throws away the key
>>14876540>WIPHasn't that been a work in progress for months
>>14876543>that shitty image
>>14876520What if I'm a horse? Is it still illegal?
>>14876347I just think the way horses lay down like that is the funniest thingReally wish someone would draw pony like that"Oh God, Pinkie is dead!""No I'm just kinda tired right now"
>>14876543Ponies in skirts should not be so adorable.
>>14876553what part of it is shitty?
>>14876555Only if you've purchased a horse butt license, proving you are legal to discuss horse butt.
>>14876525where are the leeks?
>>14876565school uniforms are shit
>>14876571Can I talk about my own butt if I'm a horse?What if something is wrong with it and I need to tell a doctor?
would you knight a pony?
>>14876599>>14876599fuck you they aren't
>>14876586December 4, 2013
>>14876607Don't I need to be royalty to do that?
>>14876603If anything the ponies don't talk about their own butts enough
>>14876625whose hand is that
>>14876615yes they are miniskirts are shit tooreally the only good thing about that image is the stockings
>>14876625Have they ever talked about butts in the show?
>>14876629It's not even edgy
>>14876623Knights are just nobles, so no, you'd only need to be wealthy to marry into noble families.
>>14876631It's mine>>14876641No, but Pinkie has in the comic sort of
>>14876631The one from the adams family
>>14876623nojust a little girl
You may think pony didn't seeBut pony did seePony saw everything
>>14876625Why do ponies like butt rubs so much?
Valve has officially announced a partnership with hasbro and a development of a My Little Pony: Friendhsip is Magic Video Game for PC. What do you want it to be like? Would you want hats released for it?
>>14876661YOU GOTTA DEAL
>>14876659well they can't reach back their themselvesI imagine it just feels nice
>>14876659They can't reach back there on their own
>>14876667I suppose getting scratched and massaged by hands and fingers would feel a lot better than hooves.
>>14876661>Applejack still doesn't have her hat
>>14876659 why can't I ever find the full picture
>>14876667>>14876670>Pony can't reach their butts>Walk around with dingleberries because they can't wipeOr at least non-unicorn ponies can't
>>14876681just search derpibooru for fluttershy and analthere's a colored version too but it doesn't have the spit coming down which I think makes it
>>14876653Is this a good fetish?
>>14876661Honestly, I think a sims or animal crossing game would be ideal
>>14876685Thats why ponies have like a toilet tree they rub up on
>>14876687Absolutely it is.
>>14876284>scrolling through thread to catch up after vidya>mew says he's going to stream more PSG in 45 minutes>2 hours ago>FUCK>ctrl+f mewball>see this postbased schoolwork
>>14876685That's grossBesides, real horses have anuses and digestive systems designed to minimize that
>>14876687no this is
>>14876697Nonymous, are you an official fetish judge?
>>14876706SHE'S REVERTING BACK TO HER NATURAL FORM
Alright!Stramming Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, english dubbe there or a be a motherbitchderpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5
>>14876706>no bull horn edit yet
>>14876706>>14876687why not both?
>>14876706That is pretty great.As long as she's still Rarity>>14876709Nope, I can only post my own opinion
>>14876688Since it's valve making the game, there will be mods for it. And those mods will add human players to pony households. And those mods will allow human characters to fuck ponies.
>>14876730Oh.Darn, I need someone to judge my fetishes accurately.
>>14876661>>14876731What if full hat fortress 2 collection compatibility?I would love to parade around ponyville with this or a prussian pickelhaube
Why are ponies so cute?
>>14876758Natural defense mechanism.
>>14876745You can still post them for me to judge, MOST of my fetishes are well liked, as far as I can remember.
>>14876706I got something that'll really get your motor running
>>14876756Why don't you wear the Trilby instead?
>>14874410>>14874418>>14874406sorry for the late responsefucking comcast, i pay you assholes a damn fortune, the least you can do is make sure my internet fucking works
>Dave Polsky is the writer of Daring Don't>He will also have a AMA on Twitter during he episode
>>14876771trilby isn't a fun hat
>>14876760Some one should really separate those two ponies
>>14876773I think I'd share Gilda's enthusiasm for ripping into steaks.
>>14876661Everything is better with hats
>>14876773Oh, its just blazang
>>14876773Oh Rarity why are you so great
>>14876661THEY CAN REVIVE PONY KART!>>14876688Or this would be nice.
>>14876782It is my fantasy to take Gilda to a nice steakhouse
>>14876678>"Gee Anon, you sure are nice by scratching me with your hands. They feel really nice.">"Its my plessure.">"I'd really like to return the favor.">"...ok."Five broken teeth, a fractured rib, a bloody nose, multiple bruising and a hospital visit, it was determined hands are more gentle then hooves
>>14876661>ValveSo nothing ever comes outAt least choose some real Game developers
>>14876761Defense against what?
>>14876758You think this is cute anon?
>>14876798It's my fantasy to conspire with Gilda to horrify the ponies as much as possible with our meat eating tendencies.
Pony wants you to buy her a piano
>>14876812That edit is ass
>Pony can't reach their rear end area very well>Take Applejack's hat from her>"Hey! Give that back!">"Ok.">Stick it on her butt>She can't reach it
>>14876814But Anon ponies already eat meat and not even Fluttershy is phased by other creatures eating meat.
>>14876800Stop liking what I don't not like
>>14876826Ponies have prehensile tails.
>>14876798would you pay for the entire meal?>>14876787th-thanks>>14876789she just is
>artist draws inaccurate horse penises>i anonymously send him hate mail>same artist draws inaccurate dog dicks>who gives a shit only an idiot would care about that
>>14876827How about ripping into cows? Or pigs? Maybe I could drag a dead, gutted deer into town from the Everfree. Have a barbeque right there with the griffin bro.
>>14876773Of course RaritySomething is my favoriteAnd you're SOMETHING SOMETHING, so you're my DOUBLE favoriteTHANKS!
>>14876844I wish I could hate you bald
Okay, anon, you wear this earpiece and I'll tell you everything you need to say to impress Rarity on this date.
>>14876842I'd ask if she wanted me to pay for the meal.Some girls aren't into that chivalry shit.
>>14876842Hey blazang sorry if I'm getting annoying but did you draw Rarity cleaning some cake from Twilight's snout
>>14876863But I don't want to date Rarity.
>>14876845They keep sheep, fully intelligent creatures, locked in pens and herd them around with dogs.Ponies are fucking hardcore, your little carnivore display won't even phase the flower trio.
>>14876863>oh anon, I didn't see you there>what's that in your ear?
>>14876876>your little carnivore display won't even phase the flower trio.That's cute, anon.
>>14876876the sheep pay rent to live there
>>14876814>can't unsee how off-center Will's eyes are
>>14876826oh, i thought you said ear. i went and found this picture and everything.
>>14876844you wanna fuck animals bro?
>>14876863>>14876879It's gonna end like that one episode of spongebob
>>14876860fuck off nanaki or klondike. no one gives a fuck about realistic dog dicks
>>14876888They panicked because the bunnies were going to eat their flowers.They love those flowersThey don't give a shit about pigs.How many of the ones Twilight molested do you think were allowed to press charges?Non-ponies are second class citizens.
>>14876898Horses are greatWhen I make my $800 million I'm buying you all horses
derpy is a very ugly pony
>oh anon, your hands are SOOOO big>please touch my coat all over>oh yes, that's the shit>place your appendages upon my pony rump said no pony ever, loser
>>14876902yes i do
Horsey should horsey horse.
>>14876908>RARITY, I THINK I AM CHEATING>THERE IS A FAGGOT IN MY HEAD, THERE IS A GUY GIVING ME ALL THE ANSWERS
>>14876925Of course no pony has ever said that. They've never met a human.And pony wouldn't swear.
>>14876912the guy you responded to isn't even the one complaining about the dicks
>>14876936What if horsey invite you for a snuggle?
Would you convince the entire town of ponyville to wear panties and then give them wedgies?
>>14876943>This happens mid coitus>Rarity desperately directing your wild flailing and thrusting while shouting "CHEAT THAT WAY"
>>14876925Would pony rather I dig my fingers into her neck
>you will never a pretty traditional unicorn
>>14876921but I don't want a horse. Can you pay the cost of a trip to Equestria instead?
>>14876980Or those, either.
>>14876980That's what dreams are for!
>>14876936horses should be free to horse whoever they want be it dragon or gay dragon or shemale dragon or dragon with two dicks
>>14874362he's trying to be railgunner/crookedtrees 2.0
>>14876975pony laughs at you and treats you like her plaything
>>14876980Holy shit that sweetieI am die
pony just barked
>>14876980but where are their beards
>>14876995Pretty sure that's highly illegal in multiple countries, including this one. Wow, I didn't have to do a thing and she's already spending life in prison!
Pony just moo'd
>>14876994crookedtrees grew out of his edgy phase almost 2 years ago
If Winter was a pony I'd really like to be its friend.
>>14877023>princess>going to jailthat's cute, anon
>>14876946Well, actually, that pony has. And she liked them. So... that's not that pony. It's probably a changeling.Again.
>>14875906Victor Niglio - Jiggyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmRaUZ-6Rdk
>>14877040>highly benevolent princess of the sun>not being highly disappointed in herThat's like, her worst nightmare. Win/win for me.
>>14877040I bet Equestria has the Rule of Law.
>>14877023why twily turned aj into a stallion in front of the huge crowd do you think there were any ponies in there who were exited their dreams of changing gender could actually come true?
>Cheerile turns out to be pregnant in S4How would that make you feel?
Alright anon, just put this poem I wrote for Fluttershy in her mailbox and she'll fall in love with you just like that.
>>14877077I would make Fluttershy my companion if that is the case! Best pony ever!
>>14877074I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and fap.
>>14876959Yes. This is hot and I don't know why.
>>14877059Who would enforce it if Celestia decides she doesn't wnt to be charged? Not to mention she's necessary to raise the sun.
>>14877059>>14877057pony sweeps you under the rug and you are never found
>>14877074But she isn't even married.
>>14877074I hope that the wedding with her and big mac is nice
>>14877103Cheerilee just got a bit too tipsy when Big Mac showed her the new barn
>>14877074Who is her father? Or is the plot of an episode going to be how Cheerilee is a strong independent earth pony who don't need no colt?
>>14877096I think I'm big enough that ponies would notice if I was under a rug
>>14877108DYEWTS? She directly raises the sun every fucking day. She could just say arrest me and you'll never see the sun again.
>>14877096I'm taking pony with me and she can't stop me.
move the fuck out of the way anon
>>14877139[BAD END]would you like your belongings identified?
It's a darn good thing Celestia is benevolent.
So, are they just friends?Or more?
>>14877138Wow Celestia's really got Equestria by the balls, huh. The whole world, for that matter.
>>14877149I don't remember those wings being there.
>>14877128Anon, I don't think you realize just how big this rug is
>>14877138DYEWTS? She did after the unicorns did.
>>14877159>I don't remember that dick being there
>>14877154They're palslike a step up from a friend
>>14877150I don't care, as long as I took pony with me.Never underestimate the power of humanity's spite.
>>14877154Friends with benefits.Source: Issue #10
>>14877154Friends. Of course in Equestria it's common for friendship to result in the occasional sexual encounter.
>>14877154The stage between friends and lovers.
>>14877166I don't understand.
>>14877120>premarital sexNot in my Christian cartoons
>>14877154very close friends
>>14877154bigmac can do way better than an elementary school teacher
>>14875837Can someone post that comic again? I need a laugh.
>>14877189She's super sweet and great with kids
>>14877189>better than this
>>14876868yes I did, guess you didnt see it yet
celestia says you must wear this suit to blend into equestria and not scare the little ponies
>>14877192And she has a big maroon butt
No see, anon, you can go to the dance with both AJ, Rarity, AND Fluttershy. They don't have to know.Just pick up Fluttershy, tell AJ and Rarity you'll meet them at the dance, and then rotate every 15 minutes on which one you want to interact with.It's fullproof.
>>14877173No, I don't think it's common.
>>14877185MLP is a christian cartoon? Since when?
>>14877189Cheerilee can do way better than a farmhand
>>14877185>Sun and moon goddess>Christian
>>14877206Price is so based
>>14877205I want to hear what the other princesses think.
>>14877217>goddesses>friendship is magic
>>14877205Is the tail stuck in my ass or not?This is important.
>>14877211Who died and made you expert on Social Norms within Equestria?
>>14877154Since going off what we have seen in the 3 seasons of MLP, it appears that the Stallion to Mare ratio is about 1:8, meaning a stallion must do his duty to keep the population going
>>14877205How does wearing that not scare them and me wearing my pajamas does?
>>14877192>>14877199he could have the rich and power princess. why would he settle for a poor lowly ponyville teacher when he could spend his days traveling and adventuring instead.
>>14877217I really need to devote some time to bibilcal studies.It's something I really want to know more about
>>14877210What dance? Why would I want to go with any of them?
>>14877245Because Luna has a tight slim butt, Cheerilee is more round
>>14877245>Luna with never forcibly hug your face into her pony chest while she wears a t shirt
>>14877245Big Mac would never go for luna, he can barely take the insanity of ponyvillecanterlot life would be unlivabe
>>14877246There are more intersting relgions to study, and even better ones that aren't even technically a religion. Go and devote yourself to 40k instead.
>>14877253>not wanting to dance with ponies
>>14877260>40kNo, thank you, I'm steering clear of children's tales.
>>14877246Lesson 1God = GoodDevil = Bad
>>14877245Luna has a tiny butt.
>>14877238belopheron please>>14877260Considering how often western culture references it, and its' overall influence on western culture, I feel it is pretty important to learn
so is anyone streaming? want me to stream a movie?
applejack said she needs your help making sure the barrels are all tightly nailedit is a lame excuse to keep you around because she realizes that if you leave she may never see you again
>>14877271That's some bloody children's tale, man.
>>14877293>>14877297what movie would you like to see?
>>14877290>if you leave she may never see you againWhere am I going?
>>14877290Why would she never see me again? Is she going blind? Does she need glasses?
>>14877298Grimm's tales are bloodier and deeper and they're for kids.
>>148773006 string samurai
>>14877263Fluttershy is too awkward, Applejack is too southern, and Rarity is too Rarity.Can I get some different ponies to choose from?
>>14877300What do you have? I'm in the mood for something pretty light-hearted.
>>14877324Dance with Ms. Cheerilee
>>14877303>>14877308if there is nothing for you to do you'll move on from helping on the farm and leave her alone
>>14877300Kung Fu Hustle
>>14877303to a better pony
>>14877330She could always ask if I could stay around.
http://filmingcops.com/corrupt-government-chemist-tampered-with-40000-cases-locking-countless-innocent-americans-in-prison/god damn it derpy.
>>14877330That doesn't mean like I will never come backApplejack can't stand me to leave for a day or two?Does she have feelings?
>>14877321>In the post-apocalyptic world of 1960s Nevada, a rock 'n' roll samurai takes a young boy under his protection.this is definitely a contender>>14877323>>14877326i've got a lot of stuff, not a lot is lighthearted, perhaps you guys could choose a /co/ movie together?
>>14877343that was not the picture I wanted to post
>>14877350Light /co/, dark /co/Gimmie something
HOLY SHIT i almost just sent an imgur link of horseporn to my little sister.i cannot believe how close i was to death just now
would pones play with sisters of battle or actual muhreens
>>14877363why didn't you do it
>>14877341I am?Is Pinkie standing behind Rarity?
>>14877363How old is your little sister?
>>14877365they'd handwave a way for princesses to be muhreensroyal edict: nobody fucks with the sisters' homebrew army's lore
>>14877359fuck, i can't think of any good /co/ movies right now, sorry, maybe ralph bakshi's wizards?
>mane6 all go into heat at the same time
>>14877385ok that sounds fun
>>14877363are you gonna post it
>>14877385anything Pixar could work for me.
evens: draw poneodds: go to beddubs: videogames
>>14877388kinda like when girls synchronize their periods all at the same time by hanging out with each other for so long
>>14877363Actual horse porn, or cartoon pony porn?
>>14877388Well of course they do!The house is warm in the winter!
>>14877388All of Equestria goes into heat at the same time. The entire week is a holiday full of nothing but eating and fucking.