Where the ponies and the friendship unite!Old Thread: >>14731292
I want to cum inside Lauren Faust.
>>14735435AND THEN THEY TORE HER TO SHREDS
You will never be Applejack's househusband.
>>14735435I like this thread
>>14735435Those two things shouldn't unite
>>14735462>implyingShe loves you, husbandhuman.
>>14735453This seems like a lot of work instead of just getting a pillow
L-Lauren Faust sama...
What do ponies and friendship have in common?No one here will ever have either
>>14735462I'd rather marry a better horse.
Such horseSo comfy
Why don't you have any friends?
>>14735514I do, I just don't like hanging out with them
The amount of memes in this thread astounds me
>>14735514Because all the people I know are awful.Why can't pony be my friend.
>>14735502YOU TRIED AND THAT IS THE FIRST STEP TO SUCCEEDING ONE DAYDONT GIVE UP ANON
>>14735435HOLY SHIT LAUREN IS AN EARTH CONQUERING TITANSHE WOULD CRUSH YOU, WHOLE BODIED, BETWEEN HER AMAZONIAN THIGHS
>>14735500Hey, I have a friend.
>>14735491>She loves you
Ponies cannot see you if you don't move
>>14735505jokes on you I can't even focus enough energy to do my favorite activities
>>14735514I'm too busy posting to find friends!
>>14735536That looks gross. I'd rather an actual taxidermy'd horse butt.
>>14735536that felt more like an insult than a compliment ...
Pony spied on your last sexual encounter, and took extensive notes. She then gave the notes to Freud for analysis, and he concluded that "ur a faget"
>>14735514I have several... they just moved on. ;_;
>>14735559>implying that doing nothing isn't your favourite activitiy
>>14735502Again, cute pose.
You guys like /ss/ and big tits, right?http://exhentai.org/g/633504/fc91b51798/Not horse
>>14735575>last sexual encounter>last
>>14735514Because I am an unsavory creature.
>>14735502I really like her butt cover.
>>14735587Any good ones lately with anal?I saw that Celestia one but she doesn't really do it for me.
>>14735538>Seid ihr das Essen?>Ja, pls vore me
>>14735586again, thank you
>tfw manly as fuck body>tfw no rarity forced feminization
>>14735575>Pony spied on your last sexual encounterIs pony hallucinating again?
>>14735575I've never had a sexual encounter though.
>>14735622No, Pony saw the whole thing
>tfw your mlpg horse friends are ded
>>14735636How do I explain to pony that it was just a hug
>>14735610Well, one of them is still around. Sorta.Unless you count these kids who, for some reason, latched on to me after playing Killing Floor with them.Tell you what, kids today are fucking weird.
>>14735575Pony saw my bara collection?Is she going to tell her brother?
>>14735614>tfw skinny as fuck with wide hips>tfw not a grill
Pony was looking when you revealed your true face, even if it was for a split second
>>14735651Hugs count as a sexual encounter in EquestriaThey're a very affectionate bunch.
>>14735608Not that I know of. Other than the Celestia one and the AB/AJ/Human and Sweetie/Rarity/Stallion one there haven't been any new horse doujins.
>>14735640>that feelI don't think they even suspect how sad it made me when they disappeared.
>>14735662But ponies hug each other all the time.
Oh man, the silly faces are back
>>14735667darn, alright thanks
>>14735656Are you talking about 90's kids? Everyone i know is a weirdo, and i'm attributing it to that. Everyone i know from the 80's or before is normal
>>14735556At least she didn't shout to me rude phrases in a thick accent.For years I thought that shouting "Do you eat glass?" at someone standing before you was the norm.
>>14735667links to the applebloom/applejack/human and sweetie bell/rarity/stallion?
>>14735659Hit those lats
>>14735677Yes they do. Ponies have casual sexual encounters all the time.
>>14735652Twilight please, you're getting addicted
>>14735678>Let's make up for a lack of quality with silly/absurd faces!!
Wha happened to cytube channel?
>>14735694I don't think so anon.
>>14735699>you're not my mom
>>14735686Yep. They arent too weird though so I still play games with em.
>>14735678>>14733913Yeah they are
>>14735691http://exhentai.org/g/645936/b245b191d1/http://exhentai.org/g/645935/b6e4e3041e/Also this one I forgot abouthttp://exhentai.org/g/645933/fdb1954341/
I don't suppose anyone here would be able to stream CN for the new Steven Universe...I wouldn't ask, but the usual stram is ded.
>>14735704Yep>>14735706If you mean the /mlpg/ one, it's still rolling, there's that HEYAYA video playing right now on repeat
>>14735722>tfw Princess Celestia will never tuck you in and read you a bedtime story
>>14735722>tfw Celestia will never be your mom
>>14735736I would kiss those lips.
>>14735722Do you think Twilight ever accidentally calls Celestia mommy?
>>14735722But it's true. She's now trying to master the elements, so honesty as well -but she's still falling under AJ's curse of being too inconsiderate.
>>14735596While I won't say wouldn't have been a better way to do it, its still fundamentally the same out come. And mind you Twilight in that scene did put up a fight, just about her knowing what the tree looks like, nothing about the elements.
>>14735744WITH YOUR MOUTH?
>>14735715Just one boop?
>>14735715FADE IN:EXT. MLP THREAD - NIGHTThe thread descends into it's usual night time shenanigans. Marker enters the thread.ENTER STAGE LEFT: MARKER PONY:Haha boop!END SCENE
>>14735736I love you Dooks!
>>14735733The panda is sand because of my laziness to turn it off.
>>14735752maybe once or twice as a little filly
Pony investigated your diet and found room for improvement
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>>14735760With his penis
>>14735752>tfw you accidentally called a teacher "mom" in school>High School
>tfw marker pony will never turn you into femanon and toy with your newly formed girly parts
>>14735763Hey manThey get expensive
>>14735785Pony can go to hell
Why must boop exist?
>>14735752Maybe when she was younger.I could see a baby Spike being very confused about who his mother is.
>>14735806boop gives pony a reason to live
>>14735785But my diet is already optimized for all those sick gains
>>14735793Just give her a reason.
>>14735793>there never will eb any porn with anon x marker poneThanks markerknights!
>>14735723That's... pretty funny
>>14735808If i were Spike, i'd go with Twilight, because she's more attractive
sex with filly gloomy
>>14735846Only her husband is allowed to do that.
>>14735758It must have been hard for Twilight to agree to go back to Ponyville when all 5 of her friends agreed it was for the best. It just goes to show how even though she's Princess Twilight Sparkle now she can still be insecure, and isn't perfect. You know learning how to be a Princess and how to take charge and handle tough situations is probably exactly what Discord meant about teaching her a valuable lesson in being a Princess.
Pony started vomiting uncontrollably when i told her what you did last Saturday
>>14735763Has a pony ever said the word "boop" on the show while they booped another pony?Is that just our word?If the show came up with another word for it would you switch?
>>14735832Now that gloomy is a thing, marker Pony isn't as popular.
>>14735722Celestia, you know full well she has an actual mom.She writes books, you know.
>>14735846Straight to pony jail
>>14735869Gloomy is not a thing now though since the hiatus is over
>>14735865Which part made her vomit?The part where I watched MLP, or the part where I slept?
>>14735878But we're married.
>>14735845More attractive than who? Twilight's mom?
>>14735865I went to my granma's funeral.Fuck you pony, I'm serious this time. It's over.
Pony didn't know there was a Mario Party for DS. She might have to get one of those. They are less than 100 dollars nowadays. "They must get you with the cost of the games, however" Pony presumed
>>14735866"Boop" is our version of "nigger" or "nigga". Only we can use it
>>14735882>implying that matters
>>14735752>tfw callled teacher mom once
>>14735892Unless you are Goat, no, you aren't.
>>14735908Pony should get a flash card.
>>14735882>Gloomy is dead.DON'T REMIND ME, MAN!
>>14735908>Mario Party on a handheld>ever
>>14735882>>14735932Poor Gloomy. If only she were here right now.
>>14735926Applejack trying to convince the Mayor that apples are the future.
>>14735926Celestias disgusted face when she hears Discords question
>>14735929Pony stared at the wall and silently marveled modern technology
>>14735926femsnips with huge cans
I still want a picture of pocket sized gloomy jumping up and down on Anon's shoulder excitedly while the two of them watch the premier.
>>14735952in before literal huge cans
>>14735926Luna in this armor looking lewd
>>14735926Luna trying to fight the tentacles off with a broom
>>14735908Good luck with whichever interface studied for hands, pony.How stupid can pony be?
>>14735869>>14735882I have no idea where is this Gloomy came from and don't bloody care tbh, I personally don't like that OC and don't care about it.>tfw you were the one who jokingly requested to ponify markerI didn't even expect anyone and/or RO to take it seriously.Also, lost my PSD with this marker edit that later contained Marker Pony. Anyone has the jpg version?
>>14735926Twilight bragging about losing her virginityOr something involving Celestia and her colt harem
>>14735926Fluttershy wearing Rainbow Dash's element necklace
>>14735969>huge cans of bikini oil
>They don't have a Fluttershy one.Worth it!
>>14735943>Marker with huge braidshhhnnnngggMarker > Gloomy in cuteness
>>14735980what colt harem?
Hey, what's goin on frens
>>14735931She is pretty cute.Can you imagine being raised by filly Twilight?
>>14735985Fluffy you're ruining everything.
>>14735758Finally you get it! That's the point anon - the whole scene fundamentally wrong (that's why it is a part of bad writing argument) and changing small aspects of it may it be just a bit smoother, but that is.
>>14735992>not huge cans of unspecified liquid substancesulp~
done i made two but this one should do i guess
>>14735943I just like the fact that Gloomy is nearly a head shorter then Marker now.But still the older mare of the bunch.
>>14736007you are an evil evil woman
>>14736007We were thinking about going shoppingYou wanna come?
>>14736008no, i hadn't even thought of that
>>14735926>>14735926JALM PLEASE DRAW MORE SEDUSA SEDUCING PONIES.
>>14736017>huge cans of Mt. Dew
>>14736007Jalm is unded.>>14735926Page two of the Anon and Celestia parody comic.
>>14736006The one all princesses have, duh
>>14736040ANON PLSHER PROPER NAME IS THE MANE-IAC
>>14736007messed up sexualities
>>14736015okay, that's pretty novel actually
Pony just shipped you X the last person who walked by you
>>14735926Sedusa x Celestia pls
>>14736051I don't think that's how it works anon.
>>14736040>Sedusa>Not The Mane-iac
>>14736020I'd pet that horse
>>14736031Well I don't see what my moral standing has to do with anything.>>14736037Sorry anon. I'm bork
>>14736001Why did it take so long to take down Flash?We finally got him.
>>14736063NOT MY ROOMMATE PLEASESHE'S FUCKING WEIRD
I think this is about done. Well, the sketch at least.
>>14736077If you draw any more Skyla I'll break you
So, the place Celestia and Luna fought Discord, I'm assuming that was the battlefield on the official map.The princesses had to travel to get there.
>>14736058What has Dr. Doom in such a tizzy?
>>14736070Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know you were an expert on Equestrian society. I mean, it's not like I don't have a degree or anything.
>>14736041how about huge coke ponies
>>14736039She would hold you in her little hooves right next to Smarty Pants all night. And when you woke up it would be her muzzle inches from your face, beaming with a childish smile telling you to get up and make her breakfast.
>>14735926Zecora and mysterious white potions? If they happen to come in 500ml containers, all the better...for purely measurment-related reasons, of course.
>>14736093Well, Ponyville wasn't founded yet.
>>14736077But Sweetie wanted you to take her black friday shopping!
>>14736085Pony is already planning out the fanfic. She commissioned me to draw the cover
PONY DRANK ALL THE HARD CIDER!
>>14736055>>14736072NO FUCK YOUThat name is fucking lame
>>14736113Yea, but the quarantined area now is far away from ponyville even.
>>14735733thankshow the fuck do i search exhentai for just doujinsit keep getting an error
>>14736063Pony is the last person who walked by me.
>>14735926Finish the something something threesome comic
>>14736129Crud. I didn't even get a taste...
>jalm>jalming againfuck yeah
>>14736148Pony said that pony doesn't count
>>14736129Was it sparkling cider?
>>14736157I missed him.
>>14736103>two coke ponies tucked in her cleavage
guysguysI was just at Fluttershy when I sawI sawI saw her give a mouse a cookie
>>14735723I unf every time
Pony just came back from Soviet Russia. She says she saw pony ponying pony
>>14736165Yeah, well pony is a faget.
>>14736175Me too spaerk
>>14736180it's like a beer hat, excess less alchaholic and not on her head
>>14736182That crazy bitch, doesn't she know that if you give a mouse a cookie, it's going to want a glass of milk?
>>14736182What a sweetie pie.
Pony just remembered when they first invented chocolate
>>14736187If pony can also timetravel, why didn't pony try to stop Nightmare Moon or Discord?
How do you mulpgers make your money? Are you all NEETs?
>tfw cooking to avoid working on projects
http://exhentai.org/s/f5ee2dbe34/645936-9A bit too anime, but UUNNNFFF
>>14736088that is an exceptionally little pony
>>14736088Oh jeez, this is really cute
>>14736217I work in a bakery, actually. I just work the register, but one of my co-workers is giving me pointers on baking and whatnot.
>>14736234>Ponies are like onions...
>>14736219That fucking image.
>>14736219>pumping a break action weapon
back in my day well called them buggers pone
>>14736217I make about $1000 a week fixing overhead and underground telephone and internet cables
>>14736213Pony mumbled something about "interfering with the past" and "bad juju"
>>14736219I know you for far too long and too well I guess
>>14736217I remember being refereed to as Retail Anon before.
>>14736219I feel the stomping of /k/
>>14736219>pumping a double barrel>implying it's not actually nerf>implying I won't feign injury anyway
>>14736229Imagine how small tongues are for ponies that small.Imagine sitting across the table from little Dash and watching her eat cereal straight from a bowl.
>>14736217I work at a chicken finger restaurant30 hrs a week and like 800-900 a month
>>14736217Do emloyment courses count?
>>14736252>>14736253The first time I saw the video of this and saw that the kid was being legit I lost my shit a little.The dad is an asshole tho.
>>14736217I'm starting a seasonal Job for the Postal Service as a Mail handler
>>14736217I work at the general office for a small chain of stores. I do inventory management. It's boring.
>>14736217Retail, about the exact same as>>14736296.Thanks, college. You sure helped me out.
>>14736299Oh god noNoWhat are you doing
>>14736290That would be incredibly convenient.
>>14736299jesus christwith all the shootan games and movies, you think he would have seen at least one loading of an M1
>>14736248>They're really really smelly and you want to put them in everything.>You don't want to fuck onions though.>Or hold them down and huff their gasses.>I guess the analogy breaks down if you look at it...
>>14736298the T in NEET stands for Training
>>14736217I am a Deli/Bakery associate at a small local grocery store. I do everything from donuts, bread, fried chicken, sandwiches and salads. And a lot of cleaning.
Now that S4's hype is over from the weekend, what is the final score for how well the episode rates?
>>14736335The biggest tips to the biggest tits.
>>14736307you are going to have a long winter
>>14736217I work in a department store and have a reputation for giving exceptional customer service, and have a talent on getting on the overhead speakers to tell customers about deals we have.Gotta love that radio voice. Make love to those speakers.
>>147363279/10 it sucks-ignIn all seriousness, it was great. It addressed the concerns I had perfectly
>>14736088That looks like scoots, which makes it even more cuter.
>>14736335Pinkie Pie, or rarity
>>147363277.5/10Some poor writing decisions and filler but it was still pretty enjoyable
>>14736335But ponies don't wear clothes.Why would they be strippers?
>>14736327just watched it again, and I raise my score from 8/10 to 9/10it was objectively damn near perfect.
Pony just told me that thing you told her in confidence
>>147363277/10 it was alright.
>>14736324I suppose.>>14736229One day I will draw Anon and big Celestia.>>147363278/10>>14736335Fluttershy or the Princesses
>>14736299NONOTHAT'S NOT HOW YOU FUCKING DO ITWHAT THE FUCK
>>147363279/10 to 9.3/10Really well done episode and a great way to bust into the new season. I was really worried with how they'd handle 'reformed' Discord, but he seems to be exactly like Q in that he's a complete dick that helps nobody. Nearly the perfect miniature equine episode.
Pony has been talking about you all day. She called you a "self-made man"
>>14736348Those Packages have to get moved somehow! I'll be getting 12.96 an hour and overtime if they need me to stay and help past my shift.
>>14736363Pone stripping includes putting on clothes until they're wearing enough to survive winter.
>>14736375>One day I will draw Anon and big Celestia.but I like my ponies littleDraw a very large anon in ponyville instead
>>14736217I'm work a shitty cashier job.It's cool because it helped me overcome my social anxiety
>>14736383It makes me happy that people can write their long rants on the internet
luna likes you, anonshe finds you easy to talk to
>>14736394Why not little anon and a little pony
Playing guitar, drums, harmonica on the street ~3 hours a night on weekends. ~$1000/mo, + welfare ($1050 between me and my girlfriend)
>>14736383Is DHN still a good site to go to? Thats the only one I've ever used besides MLPG.
>>14736314Watching the video is really cringe inducing. I just can't find it.>>14736320The dad sure didn't help, probably made him nervous.>"Don't waste that ammo, it's 66 cents a round."
>>14736400>tfw your coworkers work around your social anxiety, instead of trying to help you. I'm just kidding, it's none of their business, but i get treated like a legitimate handicap
>>14736217i have no job, but i'm not a neet
>>14736411I like this too
>>14736410Dang it...Anyone got that capped story of anon dancing with luna?
>>14736217I'm the Chief Executive Officer of Hasbro Inc, so I basically just sit at home and browse internet forums all day to see what they think about my money machines.Also, I like ponies, so 4chan seems to be a great place to chill out.
>>14736392I want to see this.
Pony says that it would be much easier to act like yourself, instead of acting retarded
>>14736394But I prefer my women and mares large ;_;
>>14736388Loads better than a seasonal job at Toys R Us then.Do yourself a favor.Never do that.
>>14736437SmutAnon will never write more princesses.
>>14736327I told you, I still think it's an 8/10.
Hooker pones. Who do you hire?
>>14736379>>14736456http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOL50CFx1AWatch it happen LIVE!
>>14736383>literally the shittiest news site imaginable>run by insufferable cunts>having the audacity to complain about someone elsetop kek
Pony listened to everything you had to say, and just said "sure" and "yeah huh" at intervals
>>14736473>not using the coloured version
>>14736383>>14736383AHAHAHAfter that fuck up with the shitty spoiler review that they posted ON PURPOSE she is not the one to talk shit about others.
>>14736476EVERY SINGLE ONE
>>14736476The hookeriest pony
>>14736425Most of mine are pretty cool about it. They just think I'm really shy.We'll make it one day, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnJlVfJVBs
Pony has a bunch of pictures of you that pony likes to look at when feeling lonely.
>>14736491I didnt have it, thanks.
>>14736498I rarely leave my room. How does pony have my picture?
>>14736413level of education?
>>14736492It's just a bunch of massive attention whores being mad because someone else gets more attention.
Pony didn't kill those people. Pony took them upstairs, had a little chat with them, and then they killed themselves
>>14736491Do you think that hurt?
>>14736496I will murder you
>>14736383>scroll through the comments>they are getting wrecked by pretty much everyone apart from other EFN stafflol
>>14736536It was a good pain
Rarity is a slut.
>>14736536It caved his face in a little bit, so maybe
>>14736476Twilight and AJ are trying to keep it on the down low because they just want to pay the bills. Rarity is a high class escort. Dash likes to get frisky at sports bars. Pinkie is cheap because she just loves it. Fluttershy is a sex slave who gets beaten by her pimp if she doesn't rake in enough cash.
>>14736547Anon. Please. I can't take this pain anymore.
>>14736491>somebody saved it
>>14736498Is pony me?
>>14736217NEET freeloading loser reporting in to make everyone else feel good
>>14736498I have a picture of pony that I keep in my wallet and look at when I have moments of doubt.
>>14736542>In reality we’re the underdogs>But like Nash put it, that’s to the fandom’s expense.>I’m obviously a firm believer that EFN is a superior sitehttp://finaldraftefn.tumblr.com/post/68112233939/working-off-of-nashs-post-earlier-moreI cant stop laughing
sex with marker pony
>>14736547A proper lady doesn't hesitate to service a cock when she sees one.
>>14736567why would seeing an ugly loser make me feel good?
>>14736368Nothing is loading for me
>>14736527that nigga Levi Taichou
>>14736492Wasn't it automated or something? I didn't pay attention to the shitstorm.
>>14736582>superior siteAfter uploading spoilers for the whole first two episodes (which they couldn't have seen without someone leaking it to them) just for attention... no, it's clearly the worst site.
>>14736563Did you make that Last.fm yet?
GUYS WHAT IF ONE OF US MADE A MLP BLOG LIKE EQD.I MEAN WHAT IS THE POSSIBILITY OF FUCKING IT UP TWICE?
Pony complimented your greasy ponytail
>>14736604It wasn't loading for me either.try thishttp://futzi01.deviantart.com/art/Vine-Slicer-415943176
>>14736588Can't beat 30 bucks an hour then
>>14736459Was it hell?
>>14736582>I had believed that by setting the bar higher and working behind the scenes with other groups Brony media could develop healthy competitionIsn't he the guy who threatens con hosts to grant him exclusive streaming rights?
>>14736217housekeeper at a hotel
>>14736623I complimented her chubby flanks.
>>14736607We agreed it as posted before on purpose. Automated part wasn't the argument against it.
>>14736217I work at a trampoline park, watch people have fun and have to constantly watch to see if they are breaking rules. I hate it and I'm looking for a new job.
>>14736621Absolute power corrupts
>>14736633I think Black Friday deserves its own circle of hell
>>14736621What reason is there to? Could we really add anything new or special? I don't think any of us really have an ear to the ground, so to speak.
>>14736643hey FlakHow is your promise from yesterday
>>14736217I lost my job because the company I was working for got outbid and lost the contract to the building I worked for. Now i'm back with my parents and suicide seems to be the only career choice available to me
>>14736607It was posted on purpose, but they lied and said it was automated.
>>14736643you're a lifeguard for trampolines
>>14736594Because it means you're better than someone else
pony is going to stick her hoof up your ass
>>14736656NATHAN CAN PREREAD ALL THE FAN FICTION!
>>14736662If you're gonna do it, make sure you do it with bleach.Remember us when you make it to Equestria
>>14736582>DustyKatt’s show Stay Brony My Friends is a perfect example of this - he gets show, production, and fandom guests every episode, yet EQD refuses to post about it for the sole reason he’s on EFN, and that could draw viewers away. >and that could draw viewers awayOr maybe it's because EFN is a cancerous piece of shit no one wants to deal with.
>>14736217Working full time anonSome people actually do that sort of thing around here
>>14736662what did you do specifically?
>>14736662suicide isn't a career choice, silly billy
>>14736621No you idiot.We have the PODCAST!
>>14736662I've been thinking about killing myself as well. I had a gun in my mouth twice this month, but I keep bitching out when I think about how good S4 will be. The bullet's still there, so I'll save it for later.
>>14736217Work at a brewery.Beer is fucking nasty why do people drink this shit
>Start earning cash, getting paid to watch adult moviesHow desperate are they?At least this line of advertising is a little more honest.
>>14736620No... how long does it take?
God damn itMy sister looks exactly like Sugar when she wears a wifebeater/tight white shirt
>>14736695YES THE PODCASTWE BUILD A SITE AROUND THE PODCAST!WHEN IS THE INTERVIEW WITH THE JANITOR FROM DHX STUDIOS?
>>14736659Oh, gosh, that 2cute.
>>14735866>Has a pony ever said the word "boop" on the show while they booped another pony?yesIn Feeling Pinkie keen at the very end
>>14736708Tell your sister to lose weight.We're all worried for her.
>>14736656We could report on the porn and fetish levels? I'm sure that would probably rouse Lauren Faust's admiration, respect, and rekindle her love for MLP.
>>14736708I'm so sorry
>>14736607It even had the tag #earlyIt was clearly posted on purpose and they only pulled it (after 8 or 9 hours) because too many people were getting mad.And then they closed the comment section for their "apology" post.And when they opened it again it was moderated and every comment had to be approved by a mod first.
>>14736686I was a contracted sanitation specialist and sanitation equipment operator.It was the best job I ever had
everyone knows about the mare pack, but is there a stallion pack torrent somewhere? or a mixed horse torrent?
>>14736678She's going to have to pull my dick out of it first.
>>14736705Like 3 minutes. Probably less.
>>14736710AFTER WE INTERVIEW ALLLL THE TRIPFAGS WE HAVE!EVEN NBS!
Pony watched me play Madden under the impression that it was a real game, commenting every 10 minutes or so about the "lack of commercials". She only noticed 50 minutes into the game, when i paused to go get a drink
>>14736668I am, it's more mentally draining than I thought it would be, thus partly ruining this school semester of mine. Sickness and surgery didn't help either.>>14736660I don't know, do you want Maredusa to be doing anything specific?
>>14736716No, she says 'HONK'DYEWTS?
>>14736741I have no idea what you're talking about anon.
>>14736753the best mare pack ever, search those four words on tpb
>>14736758Pony's kind of an idiot then.
PONY TO PONYhttp://31.media.tumblr.com/c4fd1d73eb9e2170b9a31b541bfa1550/tumblr_mwpdsrzWd01sh20rdo1_1280.png
>>14736708>her skin turns green and she grows a hornThat is an unusual reaction to putting on a wifebeater.
>>14736778Is she sleeping?
>>14736763>MaredusaunfNo, not really, but would be nice if you could draw her as much sexy as you can do/okay with. Hmm, may be using her hair tentacles to stroke herself all over the body while lying in a very slutty position?
Pony said she likes you, when you're not being a complete piece of shit
>>14736804>when you're not being a complete piece of shitso never
>>1473632710/10 no regrets
Why arnet you durnk
>>14736804What the fuck pony, don't fucking swear.
sweaty and smelly
>you will never masturbate with pony
>>14736831is the best kind of sex
>>14736840and the best kind of worshipand powerplay
>>14736798Pony is not for sexy, anon.I'm not the artist for that type of request.
>>14736838>you will never masturbate pony
>>14736461I thought that one was Aspirant
Pony said you look like Bryan Cranston
>i would prefer a new alien race>That's what people were excited for when the Borg came out but it was just RRAAAGGHH ASSIMILATIONS
i'm so arousedanyone near sydney want to hook up?
>>14736838>>14736856There was a cap of various pone walking in on anon fapping. Anyone got it?
>>14736854pony has to be for sexy or pony dies
Holy shit I'm 21 now.What the fuck am I doing talking about talking pastel horses.
>>14736838>get invited to the CMC clubhouse>all they want to do is masturbateWhat a bunch of snizz smoochers.
>>14736878I can't believe people are actually mad unironically
http://press.discovery.com/media/ugc/highlights/December_2013_Highlights_FINAL.pdfARE YOU GUYS READY FOR MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRE FRUIT BATS
>>14736892>that image scrambleT-thanks 4chan
>>14736891Being an adult and doing what you want?That's life, anon. If you keep beating yourself up over it not beginning, you'll be beating yourself up over life not beginning even on your death bed,Life's too short to worry about making an impact. And even then, who knows how you've impacted strangers on the internet.
>>14736891i had a similar revelationalso ur a faget
>>14736891Anon, please.I'm 32.
>>14736903i want this to happen so much.
>>14736891I'm 24, I'm not complaining.
>>14736925>tfw turned 20 and realized that all adults are exactly the same, after 20~Welp, hello, rest of my life
>>14735752>tfw called teacher mother>tfw class lol'd about it>tfw teacher goes on for 2 minutes explaining it to be normal>tfw this teacher knows your grandma and goes bowling with her>tfw this teacher taught everyone in your family elder to you
I farted and the pony dancing behind me passed out. What do?
>>14736856I really want Aspirant to do more like this. I find this more sweet than fap worthy.
imgur /a/rWRG5DNPs and takedowns being sent out, grab it while you can lads
Pony's torrent took a week to download
>>14736891I had a similar revelation when I turned 20, it felt like my life was over and there was nothing left but to be a wage slave for the rest of my life. But trust me, it get better. You have all the freedom in the world to do whatever you want.
>>14736929What do you want, anon?
27 here and not giving a shit.
>you will never call your teacher mom accidentally in bed
>>14736994Also 27 and apathetic.
>>14736994Aren't you a little old to be watching cartoon grandpa?
>>14736971>no lips>thick lips>no lips again>big pouty DSLConsistency!
>>14736971Put it in a better link. I'm not familiar with that extension so I don't know which part to replace.
>>14736980i wrote these two posts >>14736951 >>14736924, and i got that feeling you get when you read a post, then realize it's your post. But then the picture threw me off
>>14737000Can i also call her my filthy breeding sow
>>14737014Please. I got on this ride when I was 24 and cannot get off now.
>>14736747Verification not working
>>14737032my justification was "I'm 19, so it's not weird yet" that was like a year ago though
>>14737024I have a habit of subconsciously stealing from other people's posts.
>>14737000Everything from the neck down is horrible.Also fuck you, that shit ain't sexy. The entire class called me mom for two weeks after I did that shit.
>>14737014>Pony thinks you're too old for her. >She wants a young anon who's still cute who wants pony rides and to have tea parties with her.
>>14737006And I'm 20 and pathetic!
>>14737028Ohoho, oh.Oh yes.
>>14736962I wish I could color like that...
>>14737056I want to have tea parties!
>>14737044Yeah, and my justification was I was 18. And now i'm 21 years old still talking about horses but now so much more horribly jaded.
>>14737044I've been going since season 1 and really can't give it up just yet.
>>14737039Oh, right....And here I thought there would be more than three pages.
>>14736971It's incredibly shitty, though so I have no idea why anyone would want it.It baffles me that people find Doxy's stuff sexy when all he does is copy and paste the most generic doujin plots and slap characters on that barely resemble ponies at all. And people pay fucking money for this. Don't even get me started on his traps
how do i get a girlfriend or boyfriend mlpg
>>14737081>that fucking feel
>>14737056Dump pony and move in with Mayor MareShe'll appreciate my war stories and stamp collection
>>14737072But the dress wouldn't fit you, silly Anon.You're probably going to say you would even play dolls with her after.
I'm gonna go get a mall pretzel
>>14737000IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CELESTIA ONE MORE TIME
>>14737094They don't resemble ponies at all.In fact, they look a lot like humans.
>>14737099It's kind of a good feel.
>>14737095you tell me
>>14737037AJ's stand would totally be Gold Experience
>>14737081>mfw 18 right now
>>14737103I would play dolls if she wanted to.
>>14737103I still look young as fuck so I am gonna be swimming in mares.
>>14737121if i knew i wouldthe girl i like/liked started dating someone else
>>1473711723. i'm scared for when the ride ends
>>14737132You better cover up then. You're going to put on some lingerie, right?
>>14737115I mean his humans (aside from the hair) have fuck all to do with horses. And his pony ponies are so fucking bad. He can't even draw a sexy horse dick.I fucking hate furry fandom politics because people like him are always popular.
>>14737134I always hate finding out I'm older than an artist. It makes me realize I could have actually learned how to draw.
>Your favorite pony needs to use your computer to check something.Your least favorite pony needs to, as well.
>>14737099I feel like i'm better for it. Like, in the beginning I was naive and then I went through a weird transitional phase that included fapping to every awful fetish you can imagine. But in the end I came out a completely normal person.
>>14737180It's a good thing I have two computers!
>>14737164>futaNo. No, not really.
>>14737056>too old for a species that lives into multiple centuriespony is in her 50s and looking fabulousi will be her little boy toy
>>14737180why is vampire rarity so hot
>>14737147I have no idea what I'd waste time on if pony ended.
>>14737200he did a pretty good dash too.And likes PinkieDash, so I can't really hate him.
>>14737211cause now her sucking is justified
>>14737172I know the feeling about being older than artists I admire. Also artists that are 100x better than me that are just about a year or two older. And they got serious about art not too long ago, displaying my laziness in studies.
>>14737200Get out of my face.
>>14737187My "fapping to weird shit" phase started at 17-18. I'm 22 now.
>>14737211Don't question perfection
>>14737081>tfw 26.>Been here since the start.Literally have NO excuse.
>>14737210But her friend had one of those really little humans with the younger voice and the big eyes. Not too little though, it fed itself and was house broken, but it was the perfect size.
>>14737187>>14737236W-Was it supposed to stop?...
>>14736971>people still pay money to Doxy for humanized MLPsIf I wanted to watch trannies with huge dicks i'd go watch real porn. I'm only here for the ponys.
>>14737249I've been here since the first February. I've no excuse either.
>>14737263when was winter wrap up leaked? About then for me.
pony wants to fuck your butt
>>14737283Pic not related?
>>14737257>Someone ripped her off with Hobbits.Enjoy your no food, pony.They smoke too.
>>14737259The ride never ends!
>>14736854But.. you drew this? I don't get it.
>>14737222unf dashbutt unf unf
>>14737257If pony wants to /ss/ that badly, she can always order an age spell.
>>14737283I would only a colt if he had a truly colossal penis.
>>14737293Pic very related.
>>14737262You can literally find every single plot/scenario he's used in some doujin which usually has better art and writingPeople have horrible fucking taste.
>>14737259I hope not
>>14737312That is such an uneven butt, her cheeks and thighs are like on different planets basically
>>14737312>Clam diver>Never see her dive for clamsI'm starting to doubt her legitimacy.
>>14737322>People have horrible fucking taste.Bronies have terrible taste.And will spend literal rolls of cash for some of this shit.
>>14737318What if he was about as big as you?
>>14737301Hey, that's all I found before it got taken down. I'll keep an eye out to see if the real pirates on the inside will have a drip feed continued elsewhere. I suspect they'll be waiting to release the full volume, though.
>>14737318>not wanting a colt with a small dick so you can fit his cock and balls in your mouth and blow his mind
>>14737342Not nearly big enough.
>>14737236"fapping to weird shit" is a phase?I was jearking to weird shit before I could actually bust a nut. Then I got AOL dial-up in 1997 and a new world was opened to me.
>>14737347makes sensei'll just wait for the entire thing finished, it's always been a peeve of mine to find a gallery of a comic and see it incomplete
>>14737305How is that sexy? Don't answer that. She's relaxing and brushing her hair. I don't understand.
what if pone just waltzed right up to you and presented herselfwhat would you dowould you take itwould you run in panic
>>14737367He wants to wrap his dick in her hair and use it to beat off so he can cum on her face.
>>14737032I don't like this thread it makes one feel old
>>14737369God I want to plow her so hard.
>>14737369Kinda scary how only that part of her body is moving
>only one tail fic>and it's not very goodNiche kink is suffering
>>14737369That's not twerking.That's just swaying side to side.
>>14737369It's weird seeing porn in that kind of style. It's like if the archie guy suddenly started drawing porno.
>>14737299at any rate, it can't be helped
>>14737367No I will answer! Looks pretty sexy to me, I don't know. you do not confuse "sexy" with "explicit", do you?Either way i mean something in a similar way. Well, if you aren't okay with that, how about this: Sedusa tickling with her tentacles a little baby changeling
>>14737377I would ask pony what she's doing.We barely know each other.
>>14737369Why does no one know what twerking is?
>>14737377I do my duty.
>>14737369>Chickadee.>Doing this.>No leg twitching.
>>14737322There is nothing inherently wrong with copying others who are better than you. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that. Making a profit off of imitation is all kinds of lazy though. Imagine if you were an artist of some competence, why would you bother copying others when you could strive for your own success and niche.
>>14737399oh but she knows youshe knows you real well
>>14737387Tell me about it
>>14737387Smutanon's pastebin has like 5 tail ficstwo of which include being bound by Celestia's tail while it mercilessly jerks you off
>>14737362you just made me remember the late 90's
>>14737400That's not really twerking either
>>14737419I want that pony
>>14737351If his dick isn't big enough that I can wave it in front of a stallion's face and make him seethe with jealousy then I want a better colt.
>>14737419I don't think so.
>>14736738i had a job like that too anon.took 4 hours to clean the 3 floors and 8 bathrooms with 2 assistants, and then we goofed off for the remaining 4 with some magic the gathering
>>14737351I don't want to do that.I'd rather lay him on his back then fuck his tight little ponut while jerking him off.
>>14737389That's not flying, it's falling with style!
>>14737415If I could draw I'd ponify a bunch of doujins I like, but just because I think they would be pretty sexy with ponies. The fact that Doxy charges and charges so much for his stuff is what bothers the hell out of me. It's not worth the money, especially when you can find something better with the exact same scenario for free. I just can't believe people spend money on his pony and non-pony stuff.
>>14737471I want to pick him up and force his cock and balls into my mouth until he shoots his little load down my throatYours is cool too, though.
Would you a Mane-iac on the dance floor?
>>14737488Anon it probably takes him enough hours to do that producing a comic for the commission rate alone would equal being paid minimum wage. That's why comics nowadays aren't being made, it doesn't make sense financially to make them.
>>14735971>>14735945>>14735969i don't know if anybody's actually done a pony version of that medusa joke yet.
>>14737509On the dance floor?In front of everyone?I don't have enough tildes for how lewd that is
Is it weird if I have absolutely no desire to be in a relationship at all and just want to pony all day?
>>14737488Which ones would you ponify?
>>14737397Well, even with that in mind, your request definitely didn't help my mind go more towards explicit. Sexy is never a planned outcome of an image, including that older piece.I'll think about that other idea.
>>14737488eh, most of his stuff is futa anywayswhich isn't my fetish
>>14737453That sounds alot more relaxing that my job. From 11:00 pm to 7:00 am I was constantly moving, making sure things were done properly, etc etc.
>>14737543Do you have a desire to be in a relationship with pony?
Twilight: Masked Matter-HornPinkie Pie: Fili-SecondFluttershy: Saddle RangerApplejack: Mistress MarevelousRainbow Dash: ZapRarity: Radiance
>>14737427LINKI NEED LINKS
>>14737535who's that cutie in the upper left?
You think you have a niche kink?I've got a fetish for girls being raped by magical imaginary friends and talking stuffed animals.>TFW no male Smartypants Doll on Twilight Sparkle
>>14737567I do, yes. I only ask this because recently a girl was trying to invite me to a birthday party and she's actually pretty cute but I don't want to get into a relationship because I want to pony.
>>14737449but its trueshe knows all about younow fuck her
>>14737535I think youre the only one who's done art of that armor.Thank you very much!
>>14737556So what is your extremely specific pony-related fetish. Use descriptive words and pictorial imagery.
>>14737604Who is thatHe looks like my brother
>>14737584Don't worry, you're perfectly normal.
>>14737579that is bizarrely specific indeed
>>14737606...anal where the mare is winking and you can feel her flexing muscles tickling your balls every time you bottom out in her
>>14737535>>14737535>that NMMCOULD YOU PLEASE DO A PROPER LINEARTpretty pleasemay be even color
>>14737579Dick being turned into slimy semi-sentient tentacles.
>>14737622Look at that smart mare. She's no dummy, she wants only the best basement.
>>14737579I love stuff like that.
Magical horn ejaculation
>>14737579Do ghosts count?
>>14737636And make it so I can print it onto a body pillow!
>>14737548A bunch, but the first ones I would want to do would probably be Byuu Byuu Bitch, Cute Justice with some random colt maybe Pip or Rumble, and maybe something in the same vein as Nighthawk's Stopping comics.
>>14737636That's Luna, yo. See >>14735971I do agree that it needs inking and color.
>>14737622It's just the juxtaposition of innocent, playful fantasy and the sudden realization that things are going bad. There's so many stories of stuffed animals coming to life but none where instead of opening a world of wonder and magic and adventure they just wanna fuck their new friend senseless.I also like stories where a female monster under the bed tries to scare a boy and ends up getting raped instead.
>>14737649Sassaflash is a cute pony whos favorite activities include flying, walking with her friends and not being in basements
>>14737606Tail flirting is a really cute pony thing I'd like to have happen to me. I want pone to kind of hit on me, then subtlety drag her tail along my arm or chest as she walks by.
>>14737663>>Do ghosts count?Yes, I'll give it a pass because it's a great series, but if it were like some big talking cartoon animal phasing in and out of reality it would have been even better.
>>14737688...that actually sounds pretty hot
>>14737677It needs inking and color so I can simply tell it's not NMM.
>>14737615That sounds sarcastic. I think I'm going to beat it to pony for a bit and think about going to this party, maybe. I'm not picking her up, though.
>>14737685>"Did I just hear 'basement'? Oh gosh, I just heard 'basement'!"
>>14737701>pretty hot.Also consider when a mare is in the mood their tails are usually soaked in mare juice.
Why aren't you listening to best ost?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOT3Qjziajg
>>14737679That reminds me of this.
>>14737679I think I can sorta see where you are coming fromIt was just the imaginary friends and stuffed animals thing that seemed pretty specific to meI guess I am just overly vanilla when it comes to such things
>tfw eating homemade pork noodle soup i hand pulled the noodles myself!I hope my waifu would appreciate my cooking skills
>>14737488Well here's a pony drawing guide if you ever need one. Your road to fleeting internet fame and bronybucks is but a few pen strokes away!
pony is telling all her friends about the amazing date she had with you
>>14737701I think it's a really cute and pretty hot way for a mare to pretty clearly show that she's interested. Also, I'm a fan of non-human appendages being used to show affection, like wing hugs or when you're sitting close to pone and she wraps her tail around your side. That would be really cool.
>>14737732Mane-iac constentacles when?
>>14737732>you'll never share a hug with a tentacle beast
>>14737742Like what? Cuddling and nuzzles?Holding hooves?Maybe even, kissing on the cheeks?
>>14737773So like hooves? Those aren't human appendages, either.
What is this feeling...am I waifufagging a horse?
>>14737765Why is pony lying to her friends?
>>14737794Those are all appealing things anonIt seems I have been outed as a lewd master
>>14737822Haha it's you!
Your ponimouto just went into heat for the first time and started winking at you. She doesn't know what to do and she's scared.
>>14737579Is smelly feet a niche kink?Even people who like body odor don't like feet stink most of the time.
>>14737804I don't know, are you anon?
Gilda's stankyass feetsweat
>>14737841Tell her that it's perfect natural and to go talk to her mother about it.
>>14737796Hooves are nice, though pone hooves are interested. I imagine that they have a slight bit of magic to them that allows the hoof to hold objects easily. I know they're mostly squishy, but the base is definitely harder than the rest... probably with a softer underside. Marshmallow hooves confuse me. I'd probably spend a good deal of time studying them.
>>14737860anon plsI'm trying to save up for a week, I don't need to hear that.
>>14737844I don't get body odor as a fetish. Do people actually like stinky ponies or is it the musk or something?
>>14737841Those are the demons trying to possess you Sweetie Belle! Don't let them win, you must subdue the demons no matter the cost.tfw pure poni imouto
>>14737881Going for the achievement?
>>14737874>you're holding her hoof in interest>she doesn't quite understand and blushes>suddenly you feel the hoof fasten onto your hand
>>14737882Slob fetish garbage. Disorder, lack of hygiene, and stink all disgust me, so I do not understand what they like about it.
>"Hello dear">"Could you please stop staring at my tush?"
>>14737899If by achievement you mean achieving a big load, then yes
>>14737917Not even if you ask nicely.
>>14737756Thanks!>>14737817I'm thinking about it. I have a few things I want to color tonight. I've been in kind of a weird mood lately though, that's why I haven't been streaming much the last few days.
>>14737829I never left.
>>14737915well at least I'm not the only onenow, being fresh out of the shower...that I could get behind
>>14737844Odors are actually a fairly common kink. Women love a big strong musty male.
>>14737871>she sobs a bit into your chest, then calms down>she starts rubbing into you>moaning slightly
>>14737918It better be on a pony toy
>>14737763I prefer this one
>>14737952rub her shoulders
>>14737930But you hat us!
Why if human musk is extremely addictive to ponies and causes all the mares in a 30ft radius to go into a riotous lust?That's why they had to close the portal
>>14737915Musk and stink are not the same thing. Some odors and pleasant and others are repulsive.
Drawfags you wish would draw more
>>14737841Your poonanner is hungry for dick. Don't give it the D, though, otherwise you'll make babies. Feed it the handle of your hairbrush instead and you should be fine.
>>14737974kiss the tip of her horn and her forehead
>>14737987LamarrKevinReiCorwinGGthey don't all need to be MLPG drawfags, right?
>>14737977>riotous lustDo you people even read the things you type? Are you aware of how bizarre you sound.
pony says you need to shave
>>14737918I was thinking more of the "buckets" one.Are you a bad enough dude?
>>14737944What does a pheromone smell like?
>>14737732Sort of. Except that monster's too willing.My justification is when I was a little kid I used to have constant night terrors about this horrible shaggy scrawny ladyrat thing with milky white eyes and a rat face, and she was basically the bane of my childhood. I was fucking terrified. She came out of the dark corner of my room from behind a dresser and had long claws and a hunched posture and a long rat face and it was fucking spooky. Like some demonic plague rat. It was like a horrible monster assigned just to me, living in my room and making my life a living hell every night.Then when I hit puberty I was trying to fantasize about things while jerking off in bed one night but I didn't have a lot to draw on and I guess one thing led to another and night terror mixed with fantasy in a horrible hallucinogenic state and I ended up raping the rat lady when she came out to scare me. She was like twice my size at least but all the spookiness went out of her and I was just banging her on my bed. It was like realizing she could never really hurt me, she was just scaring me and bluffing the whole time, but she was really powerless.I was never scared of her after that, so it was actually a pretty pivotal moment for me in more ways than one.To top it off, because in my mind she was sort of 'bound' to me and my room she couldn't leave, so every night I could have my way with her if I wanted and she couldn't do anything to leave or get away. The tables had turned.And that's how I got my fetish.
>>14738006he is referring to an old celestia and luna comic from the elder days
>all this chill
>>14738006Riotous lustLust so strong it creates riots
>>14737969Then you should stay moderately aroused, and maybe edge once per dayGilda's sweaty pawtoes teasing your cockhead while she calls you a dweeb for squirming
>>14737987W-WAIT ITS WHAT IM DOING TODAY
>>14738015Like musk, but "hotter" and it's more about sex appeal
>>14737987LK.B-but I understand...
>>14737977I actually like the idea of ponies a human would hang around would find themselves attracted to their natural smell. It'd be kind of funny to walk into a room of mares and have them all giggly and bothered in a few minutes.It'd be funny if you had that one mare than commented on your scent and asked you if you were in heat and needed any help.
>>14738014>Blinding Shot>Fap/cum to the sun
>>14738036I'm trying to stay aroused and edge once per dayI keep blowing early 'cuz feet are too hotthat sentence was enough to get me rock hard, you see
>go to gym>see this at the squat rackwhat do
>>14738023So...you want to rape huge ratgirls?you want to sexually assault macro Edith?
>>14737976Nah. I'm just an anon.Was never important, so it surprises me when I'm remembered.Unless you're confusing me with someone else.
>>14738076>implying Anon doesn't hat us
>>14738065Tell her to rest somewhere elseI gotta get my squats in if I want to be functionally strong for my husbando
>>14738059>anon isn't safe anywhere in Equestria>not even from Celestia>anon has to take shelter with the changelings because they don't find the smell arousing at all
>>14738065Offer to help? Engage in lewd spotting
>>14738023Thats... kind of hot.
Writefags you wish would write more.
>>14738079That nigga drew like every single day for a fucking year. I do NOT want any more GG doodles. I'm done with him forever.
>>14738063Even if she stuffes her rank socks in your mouth with nimble toes and traces her slick soles down your chest only to stop just short of your groin?"What a creepazoid, liking my feet..."
>>14738071Nope. Huge as in "bigger than me when I was a kid", I guess. She was like 6 feet tall. And Edith is too human to appeal. I really don't like her broad, weird face. This girl was more of a true monster. Actual ratlike face. Maybe a little cartoony since it could emote. She did have tits, though.
>>14738086Anon only hats himself.
>>14738104I will never be done
>>14738096Not that anon, but I really would wish Ross to draw more. Content aside the look of his stuff is pretty neat
>>14738065tell her that her breast is hanging out
>>14737729i prefer vaginal
>>14738115Rei plsDraw Pinkie's Gundam
>>14737944>only one vote for foot stinklife is suffering
>>14737763Free pony. Who wants it?
>>14738090Well, maybe not to the point where you're going to get trampled and bit up just so they can rape you, but maybe horny enough that they'd be clearly aroused and eager to get close to you. Pones have manners, some more than others... >tfw Pinkie would probably press her nose into your privates or around your neck without asking permission
What do you do
Pony threw you to the floor and savagely beat you when you tried telling her that "I can't believe it's not butter" is actually not butter
>>14738096>not CP pls
>>14738131This is the second time today.I'd rather a Mirri
>>14738122Sometimes he gets it right.
>>14738148Also, this is the pony.
>>14738158TO THE FUCKING MAX
>tfw you find out Flutterbutter is actually made of vegetable oil
>>14738159Am I able to conceal my arousal during this beating?
>>14738169That looks a hell of a lot like Street Fighter EX art and I love it.
>>14738159Stand your ground and continue to tell her that it's not butter.
>>14738158>Counterclockwise rotating knobI don't understand.
>>14738063Then we're at an impasseI like arousing people, and I like hot glueShe finally puts her her claws to use, holding you down by the shoulders while grinding your cock into you crotch.QUIT SQUIRMING DOOFUS, OR I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH BLACK AND BLUEBALLS
>>14738139I'm not Rei. Besides, anyone can use Gundam reaction images. You never know when a slapfight will break out.
As soon as Pony read the word "vegetable oil" she started shouting "DANGER DANGER DO NOT EAT"
>>14738148me me medraw this poni
oh hey it's 3 am already.Night mlpg.
Evens: organize poneOdds: fuck itDubs: This is best pony
>>14738222>even tripsclearly you are cursed to sort
>>14738222But what do trips mean?
>"OH OH! HEY ANON! Mind helping a pegasus mare out here?"
>>14738222well you have some okay taste.
>>14738186Mirri was only a vampire in Planar Chaos.In regular continuity it was Crovax who was cursed.
I really really like the Failure song and its reprise
Pony says it's ecstasy when you're next to me
>>14738235Sure thing Dash.WPSHH
>>14738235Jesus, Dash. How did you even get yourself like this?Sheesh, you're so clumsy.Here.
>>14738226I really wish this wasn't true Is there a psychological explanation for this?
>>14738235Sure, I am well acquainted with many varieties of bondage knots. I'm sure I could modify them somewhat to be comfortable for quadrupedal with wings.
Pony is waiting for the day when you'll call her wifehorse.
>>14738235>Fix the not so it looks a little neater>Call over AJAnytime dash!
>>14738254and then you wpssh her, right?Right?
>>14738240SINCE WHEN DOES TWILIGHT SPARKLE EVER FAIL
>>14738235How did she even get all tied up like that in the first place?
>>14738240rock on, brother
>>14738256Maybe someone with a Psych major could do a peer reviewed article on it?
>>14738226I feel like my kinks predated the stuff I liked as a kid, I just didn't know it yet.
>>14738210I'll see what I can do.
>>14738204Keep stuff like that coming, and I'll try extra hard to keep it in.Going to the same 5~ stories over and over gets tiring.
>>14738269'm waiting for the day when she calls me husbandhuman
>Have weird nightmares>Get over them by fantasizing about raping the monster-girl that terrorized you>Never fucking told anyone this in my entire life>Finally admit it to MLPG>Fucking MLPG
QUICK MLPGLIST EACH OF THE MAIN 6's KINKS
>>14738258>princess pony will never mwah you;_;
>>14738298It's okay anon I did the same thing.No seriously I did.
>>14738240I'm not really a fan of that song. I feel as though that song could have been used for more things related to the Crystal empire
>>14738298WE'RE A CIRCLEJERK OF PONY FRIENDSA CIRECLEJERK WE'LL BE TO THE VEEEEERY EEEEEEEND
>>14738226The only strange sexual kink I have is pony.
>>14738291>anon gets published>its about Celestia's motherliness
>>14738301TWILIGHT - MIND CONTROLPINKIE - CASUAL SEX WITH THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE TO MAKE YOU SMILERARITY - GANGBANGSFLUTTERSHY - BESTIALITYAPPLEJACK - SWEATY PONE
>>14738326YOU MEAN SWEATY ANAL
>>14738298Not your personal blog etc etc
>>14738326OH AND DASH - PUBLIC SEX OR ANAL
>>14738326YOU FORGOT RAINBOW DASH
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CLICKING THIS
>>14738320And that's why I have a monster-girl, rape, and imaginary cartoon friend fetish.
>>14738301AJ: Heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary positionFluttershy: extreme cuddlingPank: PhilophiliaDash: bondageRararararraa: romanitc, candlelit mealsTwilight: actually compainionship
>>14738295As much as I'd love to keep going, I think I like being a tease a little more~
>>14738335REALLY SWEATY ANAL
>>14738353I have auto-show spoilers enabled, anon.
>>14738301Rainbow Dash: Tired of Waiting for YouApplejack: You Really Got MeTwilight Sparkle: All Day and All of the NightPinkie Pie: Ev'rybody's Gonna Be HappyFluttershy: Long Tall SallyRarity: Lola
>>14738359>Pank: PhilophiliaThat actually makes a lot of sense.
>>14738301Twilight - Cuddling/Hugging/ForeplayPinkie Pie - Food play fetishRarity - Bondage (Receiving)Fluttershy - Pain (Receiving) Rainbow Dash - HumiliationApplejack - Incest
>>14738386Derpy: I Staple Tapeworms On My Penis
>>14738359>Twilight: actually compainionship>actually compainionship
>>14738386...since when are song kinks
>>14738405meant to write>actualwhat the fuck spellchecker