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Where the ponies and the friendship unite!

Old Thread: >>14731292
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I want to cum inside Lauren Faust.
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>>14735435
AND THEN THEY TORE HER TO SHREDS
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You will never be Applejack's househusband.
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>>14735435
I like this thread
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>>14735435
Those two things shouldn't unite
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>>14735435
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DOOOOOOOKS
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>>14735462
>implying

She loves you, husbandhuman.
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>>14735453
This seems like a lot of work instead of just getting a pillow
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L-Lauren Faust sama...
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What do ponies and friendship have in common?

No one here will ever have either
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fucken hell
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>>14735281
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>>14735462
I'd rather marry a better horse.
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Such horse
So comfy
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Why don't you have any friends?
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>>14735489
ANONYMOUS
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>>14735514
I do, I just don't like hanging out with them
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>>14735505
>not drawing

Beef
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The amount of memes in this thread astounds me
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>>14735514
Because all the people I know are awful.
Why can't pony be my friend.
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>>14735502
YOU TRIED AND THAT IS THE FIRST STEP TO SUCCEEDING ONE DAY

DONT GIVE UP ANON
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>>14735435
HOLY SHIT LAUREN IS AN EARTH CONQUERING TITAN

SHE WOULD CRUSH YOU, WHOLE BODIED, BETWEEN HER AMAZONIAN THIGHS
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>>14735500
Hey, I have a friend.
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>>14735491
>She loves you
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Ponies cannot see you if you don't move
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>>14735505
jokes on you
I can't even focus enough energy to do my favorite activities
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>>14735514
I'm too busy posting to find friends!
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>>14735435

>Faust
>Princess Twilight

nope
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>>14735536
That looks gross. I'd rather an actual taxidermy'd horse butt.
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>>14735514

>>14735541
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>>14735536
that felt more like an insult than a compliment ...
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Pony spied on your last sexual encounter, and took extensive notes. She then gave the notes to Freud for analysis, and he concluded that "ur a faget"
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>>14735514
I have several... they just moved on. ;_;
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>>14735559
>implying that doing nothing isn't your favourite activitiy
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>>14735502
Again, cute pose.
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You guys like /ss/ and big tits, right?
http://exhentai.org/g/633504/fc91b51798/
Not horse
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>>14735575
>last sexual encounter
>last
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>>14735453
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTL3AidX4o
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>>14735514
Because I am an unsavory creature.
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>>14735502
I really like her butt cover.
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>>14735587
Any good ones lately with anal?
I saw that Celestia one but she doesn't really do it for me.
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>>14735538
>Seid ihr das Essen?
>Ja, pls vore me
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>>14735582

>have
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>>14735586
again, thank you
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>tfw manly as fuck body
>tfw no rarity forced feminization
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>>14735575
>Pony spied on your last sexual encounter

Is pony hallucinating again?
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>>14735575
I've never had a sexual encounter though.
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>>14735622
No, Pony saw the whole thing
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>tfw your mlpg horse friends are ded
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>>14735636
How do I explain to pony that it was just a hug
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*ulp*
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>>14735610
Well, one of them is still around. Sorta.

Unless you count these kids who, for some reason, latched on to me after playing Killing Floor with them.

Tell you what, kids today are fucking weird.
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>>14735575
Pony saw my bara collection?
Is she going to tell her brother?
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>>14735614
>tfw skinny as fuck with wide hips
>tfw not a grill
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Pony was looking when you revealed your true face, even if it was for a split second
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>>14735651
Hugs count as a sexual encounter in Equestria

They're a very affectionate bunch.
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>>14735608
Not that I know of. Other than the Celestia one and the AB/AJ/Human and Sweetie/Rarity/Stallion one there haven't been any new horse doujins.
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>>14735640
>that feel
I don't think they even suspect how sad it made me when they disappeared.
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>>14735662
But ponies hug each other all the time.
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Oh man, the silly faces are back
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>>14735667
darn, alright thanks
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>>14735652
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>>14735656
Are you talking about 90's kids? Everyone i know is a weirdo, and i'm attributing it to that. Everyone i know from the 80's or before is normal
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>>14735556
At least she didn't shout to me rude phrases in a thick accent.
For years I thought that shouting "Do you eat glass?" at someone standing before you was the norm.
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>>14735667
links to the applebloom/applejack/human and sweetie bell/rarity/stallion?
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>>14735659
Hit those lats
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>>14735677
Yes they do. Ponies have casual sexual encounters all the time.
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>>14735652
Twilight please, you're getting addicted
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>>14735678
>Let's make up for a lack of quality with silly/absurd faces!!
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Wha happened to cytube channel?
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>>14735694
I don't think so anon.
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>>14735699
>you're not my mom
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>>14735686
Yep. They arent too weird though so I still play games with em.
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>>14735712
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>>14735678
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>>14735678

>>14733913

Yeah they are
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>>14735691
http://exhentai.org/g/645936/b245b191d1/
http://exhentai.org/g/645935/b6e4e3041e/

Also this one I forgot about
http://exhentai.org/g/645933/fdb1954341/
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I don't suppose anyone here would be able to stream CN for the new Steven Universe...
I wouldn't ask, but the usual stram is ded.
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>>14735704
Yep

>>14735706
If you mean the /mlpg/ one, it's still rolling, there's that HEYAYA video playing right now on repeat
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>>14735722
>tfw Princess Celestia will never tuck you in and read you a bedtime story
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>>14735722
>tfw Celestia will never be your mom
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>>14735736
I would kiss those lips.
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>>14735722

Do you think Twilight ever accidentally calls Celestia mommy?
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>>14735722
But it's true. She's now trying to master the elements, so honesty as well -but she's still falling under AJ's curse of being too inconsiderate.
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>>14735596
While I won't say wouldn't have been a better way to do it, its still fundamentally the same out come. And mind you Twilight in that scene did put up a fight, just about her knowing what the tree looks like, nothing about the elements.
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>>14735744
WITH YOUR MOUTH?
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>>14735715
Just one boop?
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>>14735715
FADE IN:

EXT. MLP THREAD - NIGHT
The thread descends into it's usual night time shenanigans. Marker enters the thread.

ENTER STAGE LEFT:

MARKER PONY:
Haha boop!

END SCENE
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>>14735736

I love you Dooks!
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>>14735741
>that feel
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>>14735733
The panda is sand because of my laziness to turn it off.
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>>14735752
maybe once or twice as a little filly
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>>14735752
>accidentally
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Pony investigated your diet and found room for improvement
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>>14735760
With his penis
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>>14735752
>tfw you accidentally called a teacher "mom" in school
>High School
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>tfw marker pony will never turn you into femanon and toy with your newly formed girly parts
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>>14735763
Hey man

They get expensive
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>>14735785
Pony can go to hell
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>>14735776
>sand
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Why must boop exist?
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>>14735752
Maybe when she was younger.
I could see a baby Spike being very confused about who his mother is.
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>>14735806
boop gives pony a reason to live
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>>14735785
But my diet is already optimized for all those sick gains
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>>14735723
w-whoa
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>>14735793
Just give her a reason.
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>>14735793
>there never will eb any porn with anon x marker pone

Thanks markerknights!
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>>14735723
That's... pretty funny
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>>14735723
oh my
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>>14735808
If i were Spike, i'd go with Twilight, because she's more attractive
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sex with filly gloomy
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>>14735846
Only her husband is allowed to do that.
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>>14735758
It must have been hard for Twilight to agree to go back to Ponyville when all 5 of her friends agreed it was for the best. It just goes to show how even though she's Princess Twilight Sparkle now she can still be insecure, and isn't perfect. You know learning how to be a Princess and how to take charge and handle tough situations is probably exactly what Discord meant about teaching her a valuable lesson in being a Princess.
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Pony started vomiting uncontrollably when i told her what you did last Saturday
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>>14735763
Has a pony ever said the word "boop" on the show while they booped another pony?

Is that just our word?

If the show came up with another word for it would you switch?
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>>14735832
Now that gloomy is a thing, marker Pony isn't as popular.
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>>14735722
Celestia, you know full well she has an actual mom.
She writes books, you know.
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>>14735846

Straight to pony jail
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>>14735869
Gloomy is not a thing now though since the hiatus is over
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>>14735865
Which part made her vomit?
The part where I watched MLP, or the part where I slept?
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>>14735878
But we're married.
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>>14735845
More attractive than who? Twilight's mom?
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>>14735865
I went to my granma's funeral.
Fuck you pony, I'm serious this time. It's over.
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>>14735776
http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/815/
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Pony didn't know there was a Mario Party for DS. She might have to get one of those. They are less than 100 dollars nowadays. "They must get you with the cost of the games, however" Pony presumed
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>>14735866
"Boop" is our version of "nigger" or "nigga". Only we can use it
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>>14735882
>implying that matters
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>>14735752
>tfw callled teacher mom once
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what draw
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>>14735892
Unless you are Goat, no, you aren't.
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>>14735908
Pony should get a flash card.
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>>14735897
Everypony
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>>14735882
>Gloomy is dead.
DON'T REMIND ME, MAN!
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>>14735908
>Mario Party on a handheld
>ever
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>>14735932
Poor Gloomy. If only she were here right now.
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>>14735926
Applejack trying to convince the Mayor that apples are the future.
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>>14735926
Celestias disgusted face when she hears Discords question
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>>14735929
Pony stared at the wall and silently marveled modern technology
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>>14735926
femsnips with huge cans
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Special Somepony
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I still want a picture of pocket sized gloomy jumping up and down on Anon's shoulder excitedly while the two of them watch the premier.
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>>14735952
in before literal huge cans
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>>14735926
Luna in this armor looking lewd
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>>14735926
Luna trying to fight the tentacles off with a broom
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>>14735908
Good luck with whichever interface studied for hands, pony.
How stupid can pony be?
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>>14735869
>>14735882
I have no idea where is this Gloomy came from and don't bloody care tbh, I personally don't like that OC and don't care about it.

>tfw you were the one who jokingly requested to ponify marker
I didn't even expect anyone and/or RO to take it seriously.
Also, lost my PSD with this marker edit that later contained Marker Pony. Anyone has the jpg version?
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>>14735926
Twilight bragging about losing her virginity
Or something involving Celestia and her colt harem
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>>14735926
Fluttershy wearing Rainbow Dash's element necklace
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>>14735969
>huge cans of bikini oil
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>They don't have a Fluttershy one.
Worth it!
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>>14735943
>Marker with huge braids

hhhnnnnggg
Marker > Gloomy in cuteness
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>>14735971
>looking lewd
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>>14735980
what colt harem?
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Hey, what's goin on frens
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>>14735931
She is pretty cute.Can you imagine being raised by filly Twilight?
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>>14735985
Fluffy you're ruining everything.
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>>14735758
Finally you get it! That's the point anon - the whole scene fundamentally wrong (that's why it is a part of bad writing argument) and changing small aspects of it may it be just a bit smoother, but that is.
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>>14735985
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>>14735992
>not huge cans of unspecified liquid substances

ulp~
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>>14735943
I just like the fact that Gloomy is nearly a head shorter then Marker now.
But still the older mare of the bunch.
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>>14736007
you are an evil evil woman
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>>14736007
We were thinking about going shopping

You wanna come?
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>>14736008
no, i hadn't even thought of that
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>>14735926
JALM PLEASE DRAW MORE SEDUSA SEDUCING PONIES.
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>>14736017
>huge cans of Mt. Dew
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>>14736007
Jalm is unded.
>>14735926
Page two of the Anon and Celestia parody comic.
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>>14736006
The one all princesses have, duh
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>>14736040
ANON PLS

HER PROPER NAME IS THE MANE-IAC
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>>14736007
messed up sexualities
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>>14736015
Holy shit
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>>14736015
okay, that's pretty novel actually
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Pony just shipped you X the last person who walked by you
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>>14735926
Sedusa x Celestia pls
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>>14736051
I don't think that's how it works anon.
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>>14736040
>Sedusa
>Not The Mane-iac
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>>14736020
I'd pet that horse
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>>14736031
Well I don't see what my moral standing has to do with anything.
>>14736037
Sorry anon. I'm bork
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>>14736001
Why did it take so long to take down Flash?
We finally got him.
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>>14736063
NOT MY ROOMMATE PLEASE

SHE'S FUCKING WEIRD
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I think this is about done. Well, the sketch at least.
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>>14736077
If you draw any more Skyla I'll break you
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So, the place Celestia and Luna fought Discord, I'm assuming that was the battlefield on the official map.

The princesses had to travel to get there.
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>>14736058
What has Dr. Doom in such a tizzy?
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>>14736070
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know you were an expert on Equestrian society. I mean, it's not like I don't have a degree or anything.
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>>14736041
how about huge coke ponies
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>>14736039
She would hold you in her little hooves right next to Smarty Pants all night. And when you woke up it would be her muzzle inches from your face, beaming with a childish smile telling you to get up and make her breakfast.
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>>14735926
Zecora and mysterious white potions? If they happen to come in 500ml containers, all the better...for purely measurment-related reasons, of course.
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>>14736093
Well, Ponyville wasn't founded yet.
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>>14736077
But Sweetie wanted you to take her black friday shopping!
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>>14736085
Pony is already planning out the fanfic. She commissioned me to draw the cover
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>>14736088
Awwwwwwww
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PONY DRANK ALL THE HARD CIDER!
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>>14736055
>>14736072
NO FUCK YOU
That name is fucking lame
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>>14736113
Yea, but the quarantined area now is far away from ponyville even.
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>>14735733
thanks

how the fuck do i search exhentai for just doujins

it keep getting an error
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>>14736063
Pony is the last person who walked by me.
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>>14735926
Finish the something something threesome comic
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>>14736129
Crud. I didn't even get a taste...
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>jalm
>jalming again

fuck yeah
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>>14736148
Pony said that pony doesn't count
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>>14736129
Was it sparkling cider?
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>>14736133
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjbGr2nk2c
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>>14736157
I missed him.
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>>14736103
>two coke ponies tucked in her cleavage
>>
guys

guys

I was just at Fluttershy when I saw

I saw

I saw her give a mouse a cookie
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>>14735723
I unf every time
>>
Pony just came back from Soviet Russia. She says she saw pony ponying pony
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>>14736165
Yeah, well pony is a faget.
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>>14736175
Me too spaerk
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>>14736180
it's like a beer hat, excess less alchaholic and not on her head
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>>14736182
That crazy bitch, doesn't she know that if you give a mouse a cookie, it's going to want a glass of milk?
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>>14736182
What a sweetie pie.
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>>14736126
Thanks.
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Pony just remembered when they first invented chocolate
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>>14736187
If pony can also timetravel, why didn't pony try to stop Nightmare Moon or Discord?
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>>14736187
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How do you mulpgers make your money? Are you all NEETs?
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>tfw cooking to avoid working on projects
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>>14736196
How?
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http://exhentai.org/s/f5ee2dbe34/645936-9

A bit too anime, but UUNNNFFF
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>>14736088
that is an exceptionally little pony
>>
https://twitter.com/joshhaber/status/400477034473717761
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>>14736088
Oh jeez, this is really cute
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>>14736217
I work in a bakery, actually. I just work the register, but one of my co-workers is giving me pointers on baking and whatnot.
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>>14736234
>Ponies are like onions...
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>>14736219
That fucking image.
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>>14736219
>pumping a break action weapon
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back in my day well called them buggers pone
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>>14736217
I make about $1000 a week fixing overhead and underground telephone and internet cables
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>>14736213
Pony mumbled something about "interfering with the past" and "bad juju"
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>>14736219
I know you for far too long and too well I guess
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>>14736217
I remember being refereed to as Retail Anon before.
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>>14736219
I feel the stomping of /k/
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>>14736219
>pumping a double barrel
>implying it's not actually nerf
>implying I won't feign injury anyway
>>
http://derpibooru.org/478822


Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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>>14736229
Imagine how small tongues are for ponies that small.

Imagine sitting across the table from little Dash and watching her eat cereal straight from a bowl.
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>>14736252
>>14736253
>everytime
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>>14736217
I work at a chicken finger restaurant
30 hrs a week and like
800-900 a month
>>
>>14736210
Thanks
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>>14736217
Do emloyment courses count?
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>>14736252
>>14736253

The first time I saw the video of this and saw that the kid was being legit I lost my shit a little.
The dad is an asshole tho.
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>>14736290
COOL
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>>14736217
I'm starting a seasonal Job for the Postal Service as a Mail handler
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>>14736217
I work at the general office for a small chain of stores. I do inventory management. It's boring.
>>
>>14736217
Retail, about the exact same as
>>14736296.

Thanks, college. You sure helped me out.
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>>14736299
Oh god no
No
What are you doing
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>>14736301
AND REFRESHING!
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>>14736290
That would be incredibly convenient.
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>>14736299
jesus christ

with all the shootan games and movies, you think he would have seen at least one loading of an M1
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>>14736248
>They're really really smelly and you want to put them in everything.
>You don't want to fuck onions though.
>Or hold them down and huff their gasses.
>I guess the analogy breaks down if you look at it...
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>>14736298
the T in NEET stands for Training
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>>14736217
I am a Deli/Bakery associate at a small local grocery store. I do everything from donuts, bread, fried chicken, sandwiches and salads. And a lot of cleaning.
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Now that S4's hype is over from the weekend, what is the final score for how well the episode rates?
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>>14736335
The biggest tips to the biggest tits.
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>>14736307
you are going to have a long winter
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>>14736217
I work in a department store and have a reputation for giving exceptional customer service, and have a talent on getting on the overhead speakers to tell customers about deals we have.
Gotta love that radio voice. Make love to those speakers.
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>>14736327
9/10 it sucks
-ign

In all seriousness, it was great. It addressed the concerns I had perfectly
>>
>>14736088
That looks like scoots, which makes it even more cuter.
>>
>>14736335
Pinkie Pie, or rarity
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>>14736327
7.5/10

Some poor writing decisions and filler but it was still pretty enjoyable
>>
>>14736327
9/10 still
>>
>>14736335
But ponies don't wear clothes.
Why would they be strippers?
>>
>>14736327
just watched it again, and I raise my score from 8/10 to 9/10

it was objectively damn near perfect.
>>
Pony just told me that thing you told her in confidence
>>
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/329/3/1/vine_slicer_by_futzi01-d6vn3t4.swf

vv
vv
vvvvvvvvvvvv
v

w

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/329/3/1/vine_slicer_by_futzi01-d6vn3t4.swfhttp://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/329/3/1/vine_slicer_by_futzi01-d6vn3t4.swfvv
v
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>>14736327
7/10 it was alright.
>>
>>14736324
I suppose.
>>14736229
One day I will draw Anon and big Celestia.
>>14736327
8/10
>>14736335
Fluttershy or the Princesses
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>>14736299
NO
NO
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT
WHAT THE FUCK
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http://nashefn.tumblr.com/post/68104546644/warning-long-rant-about-the-state-of-fandom-news

top lel
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>>14736327
9/10 to 9.3/10
Really well done episode and a great way to bust into the new season. I was really worried with how they'd handle 'reformed' Discord, but he seems to be exactly like Q in that he's a complete dick that helps nobody.

Nearly the perfect miniature equine episode.
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>>14736335
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Pony has been talking about you all day. She called you a "self-made man"
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>>14736348
Those Packages have to get moved somehow!
I'll be getting 12.96 an hour and overtime if they need me to stay and help past my shift.
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>>14736363
Pone stripping includes putting on clothes until they're wearing enough to survive winter.
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>>14736375
>One day I will draw Anon and big Celestia.
but I like my ponies little

Draw a very large anon in ponyville instead
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>>14736217
I'm work a shitty cashier job.
It's cool because it helped me overcome my social anxiety
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>>14736383
It makes me happy that people can write their long rants on the internet
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luna likes you, anon
she finds you easy to talk to
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>>14736394
Why not little anon and a little pony
>>
Playing guitar, drums, harmonica on the street ~3 hours a night on weekends. ~$1000/mo, + welfare ($1050 between me and my girlfriend)
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>>14736383
Is DHN still a good site to go to? Thats the only one I've ever used besides MLPG.
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>>14736392
unf
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>>14736314
Watching the video is really cringe inducing. I just can't find it.
>>14736320
The dad sure didn't help, probably made him nervous.
>"Don't waste that ammo, it's 66 cents a round."
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>>14736400
>tfw your coworkers work around your social anxiety, instead of trying to help you. I'm just kidding, it's none of their business, but i get treated like a legitimate handicap
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>>14736217
i have no job, but i'm not a neet
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>>14736411
I like this too
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>>14736410
Dang it...
Anyone got that capped story of anon dancing with luna?
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>>14736217
I'm the Chief Executive Officer of Hasbro Inc, so I basically just sit at home and browse internet forums all day to see what they think about my money machines.

Also, I like ponies, so 4chan seems to be a great place to chill out.
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>>14736392
I want to see this.
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Pony says that it would be much easier to act like yourself, instead of acting retarded
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>>14736405
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>>14736394
But I prefer my women and mares large ;_;
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>>14736299
>>14736379
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>>14736388
Loads better than a seasonal job at Toys R Us then.
Do yourself a favor.
Never do that.
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>>14736437
SmutAnon will never write more princesses.
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>>14736327
I told you, I still think it's an 8/10.
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>>14736455
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Hooker pones. Who do you hire?
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>>14736379
>>14736456
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOL50CFx1A

Watch it happen LIVE!
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>>14736383
>literally the shittiest news site imaginable
>run by insufferable cunts
>having the audacity to complain about someone else
top kek
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Pony listened to everything you had to say, and just said "sure" and "yeah huh" at intervals
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>>14736473
>not using the coloured version
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>>14736383
>>14736383
AHAHAH

After that fuck up with the shitty spoiler review that they posted ON PURPOSE she is not the one to talk shit about others.
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>>14736476
EVERY SINGLE ONE
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>>14736476
The hookeriest pony
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>>14736425
Most of mine are pretty cool about it. They just think I'm really shy.

We'll make it one day, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnJlVfJVBs
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Pony has a bunch of pictures of you that pony likes to look at when feeling lonely.
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>>14736491
I didnt have it, thanks.
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>>14736217
College Student.
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>>14735462
its horseband
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>>14736498
I rarely leave my room. How does pony have my picture?
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>>14736413
level of education?
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>>14736492
It's just a bunch of massive attention whores being mad because someone else gets more attention.
>>
Pony didn't kill those people. Pony took them upstairs, had a little chat with them, and then they killed themselves
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>>14736478
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>>14736514
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>>14736491
Do you think that hurt?
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>>14736496
I will murder you
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>>14736383
>scroll through the comments
>they are getting wrecked by pretty much everyone apart from other EFN staff

lol
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>>14736536
It was a good pain
>>
Rarity is a slut.
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>>14736536
It caved his face in a little bit, so maybe
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>>14736476
Twilight and AJ are trying to keep it on the down low because they just want to pay the bills. Rarity is a high class escort. Dash likes to get frisky at sports bars. Pinkie is cheap because she just loves it. Fluttershy is a sex slave who gets beaten by her pimp if she doesn't rake in enough cash.
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>>14736547
Anon. Please. I can't take this pain anymore.
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>>14736491
>somebody saved it
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>>14736498
Is pony me?
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>>14736217
NEET freeloading loser reporting in to make everyone else feel good
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>>14736498
I have a picture of pony that I keep in my wallet and look at when I have moments of doubt.
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>>14736542
>In reality we’re the underdogs
>But like Nash put it, that’s to the fandom’s expense.
>I’m obviously a firm believer that EFN is a superior site

http://finaldraftefn.tumblr.com/post/68112233939/working-off-of-nashs-post-earlier-more
I cant stop laughing
>>
sex with marker pony
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>>14736547
A proper lady doesn't hesitate to service a cock when she sees one.
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>>14736517
highscool dropout
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>>14736527
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>>14736567
why would seeing an ugly loser make me feel good?
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>>14736368
Nothing is loading for me
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>>14736527
that nigga Levi Taichou
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>>14736492
Wasn't it automated or something? I didn't pay attention to the shitstorm.
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>>14736582
>superior site
After uploading spoilers for the whole first two episodes (which they couldn't have seen without someone leaking it to them) just for attention... no, it's clearly the worst site.
>>
>>14736563
Did you make that Last.fm yet?
>>
GUYS WHAT IF ONE OF US MADE A MLP BLOG LIKE EQD.

I MEAN WHAT IS THE POSSIBILITY OF FUCKING IT UP TWICE?
>>
Pony complimented your greasy ponytail
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>>14736604
It wasn't loading for me either.
try this
http://futzi01.deviantart.com/art/Vine-Slicer-415943176
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>>14736588
Can't beat 30 bucks an hour then
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>>14736459
Was it hell?
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>>14736582
>I had believed that by setting the bar higher and working behind the scenes with other groups Brony media could develop healthy competition

Isn't he the guy who threatens con hosts to grant him exclusive streaming rights?
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>>14736217
housekeeper at a hotel
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>>14736623
I complimented her chubby flanks.
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>>14736607
We agreed it as posted before on purpose. Automated part wasn't the argument against it.
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>>14736217
I work at a trampoline park, watch people have fun and have to constantly watch to see if they are breaking rules. I hate it and I'm looking for a new job.
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>>14736621
Absolute power corrupts
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>>14736633
I think Black Friday deserves its own circle of hell
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>>14736621
What reason is there to? Could we really add anything new or special? I don't think any of us really have an ear to the ground, so to speak.
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>>14736621
Yea...no...yea....
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>>14736643
hey Flak
How is your promise from yesterday
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>>14736217
I lost my job because the company I was working for got outbid and lost the contract to the building I worked for. Now i'm back with my parents and suicide seems to be the only career choice available to me
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>>14736607
It was posted on purpose, but they lied and said it was automated.
>>
>>14736643
you're a lifeguard for trampolines
>>
>>14736594
Because it means you're better than someone else
>>
pony is going to stick her hoof up your ass
>>
>>14736656
NATHAN CAN PREREAD ALL THE FAN FICTION!
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>>14736662
If you're gonna do it, make sure you do it with bleach.
Remember us when you make it to Equestria
>>
>>14736582
>DustyKatt’s show Stay Brony My Friends is a perfect example of this - he gets show, production, and fandom guests every episode, yet EQD refuses to post about it for the sole reason he’s on EFN, and that could draw viewers away.
>and that could draw viewers away
Or maybe it's because EFN is a cancerous piece of shit no one wants to deal with.
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>>14736217

Working full time anon

Some people actually do that sort of thing around here
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>>14736662
what did you do specifically?
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>>14736662
suicide isn't a career choice, silly billy
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>>14736621
No you idiot.
We have the PODCAST!
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>>14736662
I've been thinking about killing myself as well. I had a gun in my mouth twice this month, but I keep bitching out when I think about how good S4 will be. The bullet's still there, so I'll save it for later.
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>>14736217
Work at a brewery.
Beer is fucking nasty why do people drink this shit
>>
>Start earning cash, getting paid to watch adult movies
How desperate are they?
At least this line of advertising is a little more honest.
>>
>>14736620
No... how long does it take?
>>
God damn it

My sister looks exactly like Sugar when she wears a wifebeater/tight white shirt
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>>14736695
YES THE PODCAST

WE BUILD A SITE AROUND THE PODCAST!

WHEN IS THE INTERVIEW WITH THE JANITOR FROM DHX STUDIOS?
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>>14736659
Oh, gosh, that 2cute.
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>>14735866
>Has a pony ever said the word "boop" on the show while they booped another pony?
yes
In Feeling Pinkie keen at the very end
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>>14736708
Tell your sister to lose weight.

We're all worried for her.
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>>14736656
We could report on the porn and fetish levels? I'm sure that would probably rouse Lauren Faust's admiration, respect, and rekindle her love for MLP.
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>>14736708
you're screwed
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>>14736708
I'm so sorry
>>
>>14736607
It even had the tag #early
It was clearly posted on purpose and they only pulled it (after 8 or 9 hours) because too many people were getting mad.
And then they closed the comment section for their "apology" post.
And when they opened it again it was moderated and every comment had to be approved by a mod first.
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>>14736686
I was a contracted sanitation specialist and sanitation equipment operator.

It was the best job I ever had
>>
everyone knows about the mare pack, but is there a stallion pack torrent somewhere? or a mixed horse torrent?
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>>14736678
She's going to have to pull my dick out of it first.
>>
>>14736705
Like 3 minutes. Probably less.
>>
>>14736741
the what
>>
>>14736710
AFTER WE INTERVIEW ALLLL THE TRIPFAGS WE HAVE!

EVEN NBS!
>>
Pony watched me play Madden under the impression that it was a real game, commenting every 10 minutes or so about the "lack of commercials". She only noticed 50 minutes into the game, when i paused to go get a drink
>>
>>14736668
I am, it's more mentally draining than I thought it would be, thus partly ruining this school semester of mine. Sickness and surgery didn't help either.

>>14736660
I don't know, do you want Maredusa to be doing anything specific?
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>>14736716
No, she says 'HONK'

DYEWTS?
>>
>>14736741
I have no idea what you're talking about anon.
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>>14736753
the best mare pack ever, search those four words on tpb
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>>14736758
Pony's kind of an idiot then.
>>
PONY TO PONY

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c4fd1d73eb9e2170b9a31b541bfa1550/tumblr_mwpdsrzWd01sh20rdo1_1280.png
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>>14736708
>her skin turns green and she grows a horn

That is an unusual reaction to putting on a wifebeater.
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>>14736778
Is she sleeping?
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>>14736778
that's nice
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>>14736763
>Maredusa
unf
No, not really, but would be nice if you could draw her as much sexy as you can do/okay with. Hmm, may be using her hair tentacles to stroke herself all over the body while lying in a very slutty position?
>>
Pony said she likes you, when you're not being a complete piece of shit
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>>14736804
>when you're not being a complete piece of shit

so never
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>>14736327
10/10 no regrets
>>
Why arnet you durnk
>>
>>14736804
What the fuck pony, don't fucking swear.
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>>14736808
>POWER THIRST!
>>
sweaty and smelly
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>you will never masturbate with pony
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>>14736831
is the best kind of sex
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>>14736840
and the best kind of worship

and powerplay
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>>14736798
Pony is not for sexy, anon.
I'm not the artist for that type of request.
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>>14736838
>you will never masturbate pony
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>>14736461
I thought that one was Aspirant
>>
Pony said you look like Bryan Cranston
>>
>i would prefer a new alien race

>That's what people were excited for when the Borg came out but it was just RRAAAGGHH ASSIMILATIONS
>>
i'm so aroused

anyone near sydney want to hook up?
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>>14736838
>>14736856
There was a cap of various pone walking in on anon fapping. Anyone got it?
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>>14736854
pony has to be for sexy or pony dies
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Holy shit I'm 21 now.

What the fuck am I doing talking about talking pastel horses.
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>>14736838
>get invited to the CMC clubhouse
>all they want to do is masturbate
What a bunch of snizz smoochers.
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>>14736856
oh my
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>>14736878
I can't believe people are actually mad unironically
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>>14736891
Having fun
>>
http://press.discovery.com/media/ugc/highlights/December_2013_Highlights_FINAL.pdf

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRE FRUIT BATS
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>>14736892
>that image scramble
T-thanks 4chan
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>>14736891
Being an adult and doing what you want?

That's life, anon. If you keep beating yourself up over it not beginning, you'll be beating yourself up over life not beginning even on your death bed,

Life's too short to worry about making an impact. And even then, who knows how you've impacted strangers on the internet.
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>>14736891
i had a similar revelation
also ur a faget
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>>14736891
Anon, please.
I'm 32.
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>>14736903
i want this to happen so much.
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>>14736891
I'm 24, I'm not complaining.
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>>14736925
>tfw turned 20 and realized that all adults are exactly the same, after 20~
Welp, hello, rest of my life
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>>14736909
Yis.
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>>14735752
>tfw called teacher mother
>tfw class lol'd about it
>tfw teacher goes on for 2 minutes explaining it to be normal
>tfw this teacher knows your grandma and goes bowling with her
>tfw this teacher taught everyone in your family elder to you
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I farted and the pony dancing behind me passed out. What do?
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>>14736856
I really want Aspirant to do more like this. I find this more sweet than fap worthy.
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imgur /a/rWRG5
DNPs and takedowns being sent out, grab it while you can lads
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Pony's torrent took a week to download
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>>14736891
I had a similar revelation when I turned 20, it felt like my life was over and there was nothing left but to be a wage slave for the rest of my life. But trust me, it get better. You have all the freedom in the world to do whatever you want.
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>>14736929
What do you want, anon?
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27 here and not giving a shit.
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>you will never call your teacher mom accidentally in bed
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>>14736994
Also 27 and apathetic.
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>>14736994
Aren't you a little old to be watching cartoon grandpa?
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>>14736971
>no lips
>thick lips
>no lips again
>big pouty DSL

Consistency!
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>>14736971
Put it in a better link. I'm not familiar with that extension so I don't know which part to replace.
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>>14736980
i wrote these two posts >>14736951 >>14736924, and i got that feeling you get when you read a post, then realize it's your post. But then the picture threw me off
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>>14737000
Can i also call her my filthy breeding sow
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>>14737014
Please. I got on this ride when I was 24 and cannot get off now.
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>>14736747
Verification not working
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>>14736987
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pony
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>>14737023
dot com
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>>14737032
my justification was "I'm 19, so it's not weird yet" that was like a year ago though
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>>14737024
I have a habit of subconsciously stealing from other people's posts.
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>>14737000
Everything from the neck down is horrible.
Also fuck you, that shit ain't sexy. The entire class called me mom for two weeks after I did that shit.
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>>14737014
>Pony thinks you're too old for her.
>She wants a young anon who's still cute who wants pony rides and to have tea parties with her.
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>>14737006
And I'm 20 and pathetic!
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>>14737028
Ohoho, oh.
Oh yes.
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>>14736962
I wish I could color like that...
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>>14737056
I want to have tea parties!
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>>14737044
Yeah, and my justification was I was 18. And now i'm 21 years old still talking about horses but now so much more horribly jaded.
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>>14737044
I've been going since season 1 and really can't give it up just yet.
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>>14737039
Oh, right.
...And here I thought there would be more than three pages.
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>>14737068
>tfw
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>>14737051
PFFFHAHA
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>>14736971
It's incredibly shitty, though so I have no idea why anyone would want it.
It baffles me that people find Doxy's stuff sexy when all he does is copy and paste the most generic doujin plots and slap characters on that barely resemble ponies at all. And people pay fucking money for this. Don't even get me started on his traps
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how do i get a girlfriend or boyfriend mlpg
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>>14737081
>that fucking feel
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>>14737056
Dump pony and move in with Mayor Mare

She'll appreciate my war stories and stamp collection
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>>14737072
But the dress wouldn't fit you, silly Anon.

You're probably going to say you would even play dolls with her after.
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I'm gonna go get a mall pretzel
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>>14737000
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CELESTIA ONE MORE TIME
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>>14737094
They don't resemble ponies at all.
In fact, they look a lot like humans.
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>>14737099
It's kind of a good feel.
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>>14737095
you tell me
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>>14737037
AJ's stand would totally be Gold Experience
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>>14737081
>mfw 18 right now
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>>14737103
I would play dolls if she wanted to.
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>>14737103
I still look young as fuck so I am gonna be swimming in mares.
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>>14737121
if i knew i would

the girl i like/liked started dating someone else
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>>14737117
23. i'm scared for when the ride ends
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>>14737132
You better cover up then. You're going to put on some lingerie, right?
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>>14737115
I mean his humans (aside from the hair) have fuck all to do with horses. And his pony ponies are so fucking bad. He can't even draw a sexy horse dick.
I fucking hate furry fandom politics because people like him are always popular.
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>>14737134
I always hate finding out I'm older than an artist. It makes me realize I could have actually learned how to draw.
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>Your favorite pony needs to use your computer to check something.
Your least favorite pony needs to, as well.
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>>14737099
I feel like i'm better for it. Like, in the beginning I was naive and then I went through a weird transitional phase that included fapping to every awful fetish you can imagine. But in the end I came out a completely normal person.
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>>14737164
WOAH
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>>14737180
It's a good thing I have two computers!
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>>14737164
>futa

No. No, not really.
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>>14737056
>too old for a species that lives into multiple centuries

pony is in her 50s and looking fabulous
i will be her little boy toy
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>>14737180
why is vampire rarity so hot
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>>14737147
I have no idea what I'd waste time on if pony ended.
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>>14737200
he did a pretty good dash too.
And likes PinkieDash, so I can't really hate him.
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>>14737211
cause now her sucking is justified
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>>14737172
I know the feeling about being older than artists I admire. Also artists that are 100x better than me that are just about a year or two older. And they got serious about art not too long ago, displaying my laziness in studies.
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>>14737200
Get out of my face.
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>>14737187
My "fapping to weird shit" phase started at 17-18. I'm 22 now.
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>>14737211
Don't question perfection
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>>14737081
>tfw 26.
>Been here since the start.

Literally have NO excuse.
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>>14737210
But her friend had one of those really little humans with the younger voice and the big eyes. Not too little though, it fed itself and was house broken, but it was the perfect size.
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>>14737187
>>14737236
W-Was it supposed to stop?...
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>>14736971
>people still pay money to Doxy for humanized MLPs

If I wanted to watch trannies with huge dicks i'd go watch real porn. I'm only here for the ponys.
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>>14737249
I've been here since the first February. I've no excuse either.
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>>14737263
when was winter wrap up leaked? About then for me.
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pony wants to fuck your butt
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>>14737283
Well, okay.
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>>14737283
Pic not related?
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>>14737257
>Someone ripped her off with Hobbits.

Enjoy your no food, pony.

They smoke too.
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>>14737259
The ride never ends!
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>>14736971
>three pages
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>>14736854
But.. you drew this? I don't get it.
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>>14737222
unf dashbutt unf unf
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>>14737257
If pony wants to /ss/ that badly, she can always order an age spell.
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>>14737283
I would only a colt if he had a truly colossal penis.
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>>14737293
Pic very related.
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>>14737262
You can literally find every single plot/scenario he's used in some doujin which usually has better art and writing

People have horrible fucking taste.
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>>14737259
I hope not
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>>14737312
That is such an uneven butt, her cheeks and thighs are like on different planets basically
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>>14737312
>Clam diver
>Never see her dive for clams
I'm starting to doubt her legitimacy.
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>>14737322
>People have horrible fucking taste.

Bronies have terrible taste.
And will spend literal rolls of cash for some of this shit.
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>>14737318
What if he was about as big as you?
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>>14737301
Hey, that's all I found before it got taken down. I'll keep an eye out to see if the real pirates on the inside will have a drip feed continued elsewhere. I suspect they'll be waiting to release the full volume, though.
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>>14737318
>not wanting a colt with a small dick so you can fit his cock and balls in your mouth and blow his mind
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>>14737342
Not nearly big enough.
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>>14737236
"fapping to weird shit" is a phase?

I was jearking to weird shit before I could actually bust a nut. Then I got AOL dial-up in 1997 and a new world was opened to me.
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>>14737347
makes sense
i'll just wait for the entire thing finished, it's always been a peeve of mine to find a gallery of a comic and see it incomplete
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>>14737305
How is that sexy? Don't answer that. She's relaxing and brushing her hair. I don't understand.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54482861/chickadee_twerk_anim.gif
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https://derpibooru.org/481832
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what if pone just waltzed right up to you and presented herself
what would you do
would you take it
would you run in panic
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>>14737367
He wants to wrap his dick in her hair and use it to beat off so he can cum on her face.
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>>14737032

I don't like this thread it makes one feel old
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>>14737362
creeeeeeeorrrrrrrruhhhhh
BUNNNNNUNGBUNUNUNNNNNNNNNNG
shhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr
SHHHHHHHH
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>>14737369
God I want to plow her so hard.
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>>14737369
Kinda scary how only that part of her body is moving
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>only one tail fic
>and it's not very good

Niche kink is suffering
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>>14737369
That's not twerking.

That's just swaying side to side.
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>>14737369
It's weird seeing porn in that kind of style. It's like if the archie guy suddenly started drawing porno.
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>>14737299
at any rate, it can't be helped
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>>14737367
No I will answer!

Looks pretty sexy to me, I don't know. you do not confuse "sexy" with "explicit", do you?

Either way i mean something in a similar way. Well, if you aren't okay with that, how about this: Sedusa tickling with her tentacles a little baby changeling
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>>14737377
I would ask pony what she's doing.
We barely know each other.
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>>14737369
Why does no one know what twerking is?
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>>14737377
I do my duty.
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>>14737369
>Chickadee.
>Doing this.
>No leg twitching.
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>>14737322
There is nothing inherently wrong with copying others who are better than you. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that. Making a profit off of imitation is all kinds of lazy though.

Imagine if you were an artist of some competence, why would you bother copying others when you could strive for your own success and niche.
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>>14737399
oh but she knows you
she knows you real well
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>>14737387
Tell me about it
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>>14737400
>ass inflation

u-unf
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>>14737387
Smutanon's pastebin has like 5 tail fics

two of which include being bound by Celestia's tail while it mercilessly jerks you off
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>>14737362
you just made me remember the late 90's
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>>14737400
That's not really twerking either
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>>14737419
I want that pony
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>>14737351
If his dick isn't big enough that I can wave it in front of a stallion's face and make him seethe with jealousy then I want a better colt.
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>>14737435
Close enough.
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>>14737419
I don't think so.
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>>14737382
EEEEEErREEEEEHHHhEEEEEErEEEEEEHHHH
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
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>>14736738
i had a job like that too anon.

took 4 hours to clean the 3 floors and 8 bathrooms with 2 assistants, and then we goofed off for the remaining 4 with some magic the gathering
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>>14737382
>>14737451
>>14737428

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHW1ho8L7V8
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>>14737351
I don't want to do that.
I'd rather lay him on his back then fuck his tight little ponut while jerking him off.
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>>14737422
U-unf?
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>>14737389
That's not flying, it's falling with style!
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>>14737415
If I could draw I'd ponify a bunch of doujins I like, but just because I think they would be pretty sexy with ponies. The fact that Doxy charges and charges so much for his stuff is what bothers the hell out of me. It's not worth the money, especially when you can find something better with the exact same scenario for free. I just can't believe people spend money on his pony and non-pony stuff.
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>>14737471
I want to pick him up and force his cock and balls into my mouth until he shoots his little load down my throat

Yours is cool too, though.
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Would you a Mane-iac on the dance floor?
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>>14737454
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>>14737488
Anon it probably takes him enough hours to do that producing a comic for the commission rate alone would equal being paid minimum wage. That's why comics nowadays aren't being made, it doesn't make sense financially to make them.
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>>14735971
>>14735945
>>14735969

i don't know if anybody's actually done a pony version of that medusa joke yet.
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>>14737509
On the dance floor?
In front of everyone?
I don't have enough tildes for how lewd that is
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https://derpibooru.org/481874
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Is it weird if I have absolutely no desire to be in a relationship at all and just want to pony all day?
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>>14737488
Which ones would you ponify?
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>>14737509
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>>14737397
Well, even with that in mind, your request definitely didn't help my mind go more towards explicit. Sexy is never a planned outcome of an image, including that older piece.

I'll think about that other idea.
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>>14737488
eh, most of his stuff is futa anyways
which isn't my fetish
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>>14737453
That sounds alot more relaxing that my job. From 11:00 pm to 7:00 am I was constantly moving, making sure things were done properly, etc etc.
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>>14737543
Do you have a desire to be in a relationship with pony?
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Twilight: Masked Matter-Horn
Pinkie Pie: Fili-Second
Fluttershy: Saddle Ranger
Applejack: Mistress Marevelous
Rainbow Dash: Zap
Rarity: Radiance
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>>14737427
LINK

I NEED LINKS
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>>14737535
who's that cutie in the upper left?
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You think you have a niche kink?
I've got a fetish for girls being raped by magical imaginary friends and talking stuffed animals.

>TFW no male Smartypants Doll on Twilight Sparkle
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>>14737567
I do, yes.

I only ask this because recently a girl was trying to invite me to a birthday party and she's actually pretty cute but I don't want to get into a relationship because I want to pony.
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>>14737449
but its true
she knows all about you
now fuck her
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>>14737535
I think youre the only one who's done art of that armor.

Thank you very much!
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>>14737535
Aw yeah
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>>14736217
Stock investor.
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>>14737574
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>>14737556
So what is your extremely specific pony-related fetish. Use descriptive words and pictorial imagery.
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>>14737604
Who is that
He looks like my brother
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>>14737535
>dat nmm
un
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>>14737584
Don't worry, you're perfectly normal.
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>>14737579

that is bizarrely specific indeed
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>>14737606
...anal where the mare is winking and you can feel her flexing muscles tickling your balls every time you bottom out in her
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>>14737535
>>14737535
>that NMM

COULD YOU PLEASE DO A PROPER LINEART

pretty please
may be even color
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>>14737612
>un
believable?
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>>14737579
Dick being turned into slimy semi-sentient tentacles.
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>>14737622
Look at that smart mare. She's no dummy, she wants only the best basement.
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>>14737579
I love stuff like that.
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Magical horn ejaculation
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>>14737579
Do ghosts count?
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>>14737636
And make it so I can print it onto a body pillow!
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>>14737548
A bunch, but the first ones I would want to do would probably be Byuu Byuu Bitch, Cute Justice with some random colt maybe Pip or Rumble, and maybe something in the same vein as Nighthawk's Stopping comics.
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>>14737636
That's Luna, yo. See >>14735971
I do agree that it needs inking and color.
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>>14737606
Winking
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/8/422359__applejack_explicit_nudity_animated_vagina_penis_straight_vulva_upvotes+galore_wink.gif
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>>14737622
It's just the juxtaposition of innocent, playful fantasy and the sudden realization that things are going bad. There's so many stories of stuffed animals coming to life but none where instead of opening a world of wonder and magic and adventure they just wanna fuck their new friend senseless.

I also like stories where a female monster under the bed tries to scare a boy and ends up getting raped instead.
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>>14737649

Sassaflash is a cute pony whos favorite activities include flying, walking with her friends and not being in basements
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>>14737606
Tail flirting is a really cute pony thing I'd like to have happen to me. I want pone to kind of hit on me, then subtlety drag her tail along my arm or chest as she walks by.
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>>14737663
>>Do ghosts count?

Yes, I'll give it a pass because it's a great series, but if it were like some big talking cartoon animal phasing in and out of reality it would have been even better.
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>>14737688
...that actually sounds pretty hot
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>>14737677
It needs inking and color so I can simply tell it's not NMM.
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>>14737305
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>>14737615
That sounds sarcastic. I think I'm going to beat it to pony for a bit and think about going to this party, maybe. I'm not picking her up, though.
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>>14737685
>"Did I just hear 'basement'? Oh gosh, I just heard 'basement'!"
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>>14737701
>pretty hot.
Also consider when a mare is in the mood their tails are usually soaked in mare juice.
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Why aren't you listening to best ost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOT3Qjziajg
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>>14737679
That reminds me of this.
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>>14737679

I think I can sorta see where you are coming from

It was just the imaginary friends and stuffed animals thing that seemed pretty specific to me

I guess I am just overly vanilla when it comes to such things
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>>14737509
[sound]
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>>14737579
>>14737653

http://derpy.me/m1m2l
http://derpy.me/bz83n

Enjoy!
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>tfw eating homemade pork noodle soup i hand pulled the noodles myself!

I hope my waifu would appreciate my cooking skills
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>>14737488
Well here's a pony drawing guide if you ever need one. Your road to fleeting internet fame and bronybucks is but a few pen strokes away!
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pony is telling all her friends about the amazing date she had with you
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>>14737701
I think it's a really cute and pretty hot way for a mare to pretty clearly show that she's interested. Also, I'm a fan of non-human appendages being used to show affection, like wing hugs or when you're sitting close to pone and she wraps her tail around your side. That would be really cool.
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>>14737732
Mane-iac constentacles when?
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>>14737732
>you'll never share a hug with a tentacle beast
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>>14737742
Like what? Cuddling and nuzzles?
Holding hooves?
Maybe even, kissing on the cheeks?
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>>14737773
So like hooves? Those aren't human appendages, either.
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What is this feeling...am I waifufagging a horse?
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>>14737765
Why is pony lying to her friends?
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>>14737794

Those are all appealing things anon

It seems I have been outed as a lewd master
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saine stream
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>>14737804
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>>14737574
http://pastebin.com/u/SmutAnon
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>>14737822
Haha it's you!
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Your ponimouto just went into heat for the first time and started winking at you. She doesn't know what to do and she's scared.
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>>14737579
Is smelly feet a niche kink?

Even people who like body odor don't like feet stink most of the time.
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>>14737765
o-oh gosh
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>>14737804
I don't know, are you anon?
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Gilda's stankyass feetsweat
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>>14737785
;_;
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>>14737841
Hug
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>>14737841
Tell her that it's perfect natural and to go talk to her mother about it.
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>>14737796
Hooves are nice, though pone hooves are interested. I imagine that they have a slight bit of magic to them that allows the hoof to hold objects easily. I know they're mostly squishy, but the base is definitely harder than the rest... probably with a softer underside.

Marshmallow hooves confuse me. I'd probably spend a good deal of time studying them.
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>>14737860
anon pls

I'm trying to save up for a week, I don't need to hear that.
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>>14737844
I don't get body odor as a fetish. Do people actually like stinky ponies or is it the musk or something?
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>>14737841
Those are the demons trying to possess you Sweetie Belle! Don't let them win, you must subdue the demons no matter the cost.

tfw pure poni imouto
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>>14737881
Going for the achievement?
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>>14737874
>you're holding her hoof in interest
>she doesn't quite understand and blushes
>suddenly you feel the hoof fasten onto your hand
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>>14737882
Slob fetish garbage. Disorder, lack of hygiene, and stink all disgust me, so I do not understand what they like about it.
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>"Hello dear"

>"Could you please stop staring at my tush?"
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>>14737899
If by achievement you mean achieving a big load, then yes
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>>14737917
Not even if you ask nicely.
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>>14737756
Thanks!

>>14737817
I'm thinking about it. I have a few things I want to color tonight. I've been in kind of a weird mood lately though, that's why I haven't been streaming much the last few days.
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>>14737917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ia8T4E2Mc
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>>14737829
I never left.
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>>14737915
well at least I'm not the only one
now, being fresh out of the shower...that I could get behind
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>>14737882
http://strawpoll.me/768748
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>>14737844
Odors are actually a fairly common kink. Women love a big strong musty male.
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>>14737871
>she sobs a bit into your chest, then calms down
>she starts rubbing into you
>moaning slightly
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>>14737918
It better be on a pony toy
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>>14737763
I prefer this one
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>>14737960
maybe
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>>14737952
rub her shoulders
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>>14737930
But you hat us!
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Why if human musk is extremely addictive to ponies and causes all the mares in a 30ft radius to go into a riotous lust?

That's why they had to close the portal
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>>14737915
Musk and stink are not the same thing. Some odors and pleasant and others are repulsive.
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Drawfags you wish would draw more
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>>14737841
Your poonanner is hungry for dick. Don't give it the D, though, otherwise you'll make babies. Feed it the handle of your hairbrush instead and you should be fine.
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>>14737974
kiss the tip of her horn and her forehead
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>>14737987
Lamarr
Kevin
Rei
Corwin
GG

they don't all need to be MLPG drawfags, right?
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>>14737987
me
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>>14737977
>riotous lust

Do you people even read the things you type? Are you aware of how bizarre you sound.
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pony says you need to shave
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>>14737918
I was thinking more of the "buckets" one.
Are you a bad enough dude?
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>>14737944
What does a pheromone smell like?
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>>14737987
Rossu~
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>>14737732
Sort of. Except that monster's too willing.

My justification is when I was a little kid I used to have constant night terrors about this horrible shaggy scrawny ladyrat thing with milky white eyes and a rat face, and she was basically the bane of my childhood. I was fucking terrified. She came out of the dark corner of my room from behind a dresser and had long claws and a hunched posture and a long rat face and it was fucking spooky. Like some demonic plague rat. It was like a horrible monster assigned just to me, living in my room and making my life a living hell every night.

Then when I hit puberty I was trying to fantasize about things while jerking off in bed one night but I didn't have a lot to draw on and I guess one thing led to another and night terror mixed with fantasy in a horrible hallucinogenic state and I ended up raping the rat lady when she came out to scare me. She was like twice my size at least but all the spookiness went out of her and I was just banging her on my bed. It was like realizing she could never really hurt me, she was just scaring me and bluffing the whole time, but she was really powerless.I was never scared of her after that, so it was actually a pretty pivotal moment for me in more ways than one.

To top it off, because in my mind she was sort of 'bound' to me and my room she couldn't leave, so every night I could have my way with her if I wanted and she couldn't do anything to leave or get away. The tables had turned.

And that's how I got my fetish.
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>>14738006

he is referring to an old celestia and luna comic from the elder days
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>all this chill
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>>14738006
Riotous lust
Lust so strong it creates riots
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>>14737969
Then you should stay moderately aroused, and maybe edge once per day

Gilda's sweaty pawtoes teasing your cockhead while she calls you a dweeb for squirming
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>>14737987
LK
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>>14737987
W-WAIT ITS WHAT IM DOING TODAY
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>>14738015
Like musk, but "hotter" and it's more about sex appeal
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>>14737987

LK.

B-but I understand...
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>>14737977
I actually like the idea of ponies a human would hang around would find themselves attracted to their natural smell. It'd be kind of funny to walk into a room of mares and have them all giggly and bothered in a few minutes.

It'd be funny if you had that one mare than commented on your scent and asked you if you were in heat and needed any help.
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>>14738014
>Blinding Shot
>Fap/cum to the sun
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>>14738036
I'm trying to stay aroused and edge once per day
I keep blowing early 'cuz feet are too hot
that sentence was enough to get me rock hard, you see
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>go to gym
>see this at the squat rack

what do
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>>14737987
John Joseco.
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>>14738023
So...
you want to rape huge ratgirls?
you want to sexually assault macro Edith?
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>>14737976
Nah. I'm just an anon.
Was never important, so it surprises me when I'm remembered.
Unless you're confusing me with someone else.
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>>14737987
gg
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>>14738076
>implying Anon doesn't hat us
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>>14738065
Tell her to rest somewhere else

I gotta get my squats in if I want to be functionally strong for my husbando
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>>14738059
>anon isn't safe anywhere in Equestria
>not even from Celestia
>anon has to take shelter with the changelings because they don't find the smell arousing at all
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>>14738065
Offer to help? Engage in lewd spotting
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>>14738022
ross pls
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>>14738023
Thats... kind of hot.
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Writefags you wish would write more.
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>>14738079
That nigga drew like every single day for a fucking year. I do NOT want any more GG doodles. I'm done with him forever.
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>>14738063
Even if she stuffes her rank socks in your mouth with nimble toes and traces her slick soles down your chest only to stop just short of your groin?
"What a creepazoid, liking my feet..."
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>>14738071

Nope. Huge as in "bigger than me when I was a kid", I guess. She was like 6 feet tall. And Edith is too human to appeal. I really don't like her broad, weird face. This girl was more of a true monster. Actual ratlike face. Maybe a little cartoony since it could emote. She did have tits, though.
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>>14738086
Anon only hats himself.
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>>14738104
I will never be done
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>>14738103
Hot Sauce
>selena
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>>14738096
Not that anon, but I really would wish Ross to draw more. Content aside the look of his stuff is pretty neat
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>>14738071
>Ink-Eyes
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>>14738065
tell her that her breast is hanging out
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>>14737729
i prefer vaginal
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>>14738115
Rei pls
Draw Pinkie's Gundam
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>>14737944
>only one vote for foot stink

life is suffering
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>>14737763
Free pony. Who wants it?
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>>14738131
/tg/ pls
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>>14738090
Well, maybe not to the point where you're going to get trampled and bit up just so they can rape you, but maybe horny enough that they'd be clearly aroused and eager to get close to you.

Pones have manners, some more than others... >tfw Pinkie would probably press her nose into your privates or around your neck without asking permission
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What do you do
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Pony threw you to the floor and savagely beat you when you tried telling her that "I can't believe it's not butter" is actually not butter
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>>14738096
>not CP pls
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>>14738131
This is the second time today.
I'd rather a Mirri
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>>14737987
LK
Braeburned
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>>14738105
[boner intensifies]
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>>14738122
Sometimes he gets it right.
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>>14738148
Also, this is the pony.
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>>14738158
TO THE FUCKING MAX
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>tfw you find out Flutterbutter is actually made of vegetable oil
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>>14738161
>vampires
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>>14738159
Am I able to conceal my arousal during this beating?
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>>14738169
That looks a hell of a lot like Street Fighter EX art and I love it.
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>>14738159
Stand your ground and continue to tell her that it's not butter.
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>>14738158
>Counterclockwise rotating knob
I don't understand.
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>>14738063
Then we're at an impasse
I like arousing people, and I like hot glue

She finally puts her her claws to use, holding you down by the shoulders while grinding your cock into you crotch.
QUIT SQUIRMING DOOFUS, OR I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH BLACK AND BLUEBALLS
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>>14738139
I'm not Rei. Besides, anyone can use Gundam reaction images. You never know when a slapfight will break out.
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As soon as Pony read the word "vegetable oil" she started shouting "DANGER DANGER DO NOT EAT"
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>>14738148
me me me

draw this poni
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oh hey it's 3 am already.
Night mlpg.
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Evens: organize pone
Odds: fuck it
Dubs: This is best pony
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>>14738222
>even trips

clearly you are cursed to sort
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>>14738222
But what do trips mean?
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>"OH OH! HEY ANON! Mind helping a pegasus mare out here?"
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>>14738222
well you have some okay taste.
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>>14738186
Mirri was only a vampire in Planar Chaos.

In regular continuity it was Crovax who was cursed.
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I really really like the Failure song and its reprise
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Pony says it's ecstasy when you're next to me
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>>14738235
Sure thing Dash.

WPSHH
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>>14738235
Jesus, Dash. How did you even get yourself like this?
Sheesh, you're so clumsy.
Here.
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>>14738222
ORGANIZE EVERYTHING
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>>14738226
I really wish this wasn't true Is there a psychological explanation for this?
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>>14738235
Sure, I am well acquainted with many varieties of bondage knots. I'm sure I could modify them somewhat to be comfortable for quadrupedal with wings.
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Pony is waiting for the day when you'll call her wifehorse.
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>>14738235
>Fix the not so it looks a little neater
>Call over AJ
Anytime dash!
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>>14738254
and then you wpssh her, right?
Right?
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>>14738240
SINCE WHEN DOES TWILIGHT SPARKLE EVER FAIL
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>>14738235
How did she even get all tied up like that in the first place?
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>>14738240
rock on, brother
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>>14738256
Maybe someone with a Psych major could do a peer reviewed article on it?
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>>14738226
I feel like my kinks predated the stuff I liked as a kid, I just didn't know it yet.
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>>14738210
I'll see what I can do.
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>>14738204
Keep stuff like that coming, and I'll try extra hard to keep it in.
Going to the same 5~ stories over and over gets tiring.
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>>14738269
'm waiting for the day when she calls me husbandhuman
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>Have weird nightmares
>Get over them by fantasizing about raping the monster-girl that terrorized you
>Never fucking told anyone this in my entire life
>Finally admit it to MLPG
>Fucking MLPG
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QUICK MLPG

LIST EACH OF THE MAIN 6's KINKS
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>>14738258
>princess pony will never mwah you
;_;
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>>14738298
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS
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>>14738298
It's okay anon I did the same thing.
No seriously I did.
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>>14738240
I'm not really a fan of that song. I feel as though that song could have been used for more things related to the Crystal empire
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>>14738298
WE'RE A CIRCLEJERK OF PONY FRIENDS
A CIRECLEJERK WE'LL BE TO THE VEEEEERY EEEEEEEND
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>>14738226
The only strange sexual kink I have is pony.
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>>14738291
>anon gets published
>its about Celestia's motherliness
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>>14738301
TWILIGHT - MIND CONTROL
PINKIE - CASUAL SEX WITH THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE TO MAKE YOU SMILE
RARITY - GANGBANGS
FLUTTERSHY - BESTIALITY
APPLEJACK - SWEATY PONE
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>>14738326
YOU MEAN SWEATY ANAL
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>>14738298
Not your personal blog etc etc
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>>14738326
OH AND

DASH - PUBLIC SEX OR ANAL
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>>14738326
YOU FORGOT RAINBOW DASH
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>>14738320
And that's why I have a monster-girl, rape, and imaginary cartoon friend fetish.
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>>14738353
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>>14738301
AJ: Heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position

Fluttershy: extreme cuddling

Pank: Philophilia

Dash: bondage

Rararararraa: romanitc, candlelit meals

Twilight: actually compainionship
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>>14738341
acceptable
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>>14738276
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S6106177
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>>14738295
As much as I'd love to keep going, I think I like being a tease a little more~
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>>14738335
REALLY SWEATY ANAL
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>>14738353
I have auto-show spoilers enabled, anon.
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>>14738301
Rainbow Dash: Tired of Waiting for You
Applejack: You Really Got Me
Twilight Sparkle: All Day and All of the Night
Pinkie Pie: Ev'rybody's Gonna Be Happy
Fluttershy: Long Tall Sally
Rarity: Lola
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>>14738359
>Pank: Philophilia
That actually makes a lot of sense.
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>>14738301
Twilight - Cuddling/Hugging/Foreplay
Pinkie Pie - Food play fetish
Rarity - Bondage (Receiving)
Fluttershy - Pain (Receiving)
Rainbow Dash - Humiliation
Applejack - Incest
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>>14738386
Derpy: I Staple Tapeworms On My Penis
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>>14738359
>Twilight: actually compainionship
>actually compainionship
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>>14738386
...since when are song kinks
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>>14738405
meant to write
>actual

what the fuck spellchecker
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