God damn this pony is slowLet's all mock her for being slow.Acceptably slow thread: >>14715418
>>14721033stop being slow and stop crying
>>14721033i'll hug her insteador at least encourage her to work hard
I really hope Vinyl's song is like the Space Jam
Say something, I'm giving up on you.
>he rolled a 2
>>14720829https://twitter.com/dragonbloggers/status/358662695328825344It's not a great source.
What if pony had OCD?
finally...it's a shame I'm going to bed
>>14721090Pls don't turn this into a kanga fap thread.
I CAME TO POST PONIES AND CHEW BUBBLEGUMAND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM
>>14721064It will be pop or dadrocki'm hopping for dadrock
>>14721110That pony takes herself too seriously.
>implying a pony would want to even be near a human
>>14721110WHAT NEWS FROM THE FAR REACHES OF PONE
>>14721069I'm sorry Rarity, please don't give up on me
>>14721134She needs to learn how to liven up a bit.
>>14721085>Pinkie will meet a pony that will try to out-party her.I can HYPE to this
>>14721110draw that pony being cuddled into submission.
>we have threads where people just pile onto meme bandwagonsThat's...that's not how you make fun or memorable jokes guys...
>>14721064>>14721127Yea I would love it to be dad rock.
>>14721110hey Goat, can you draw Sassaflash peeking out of the basement of anon's house?
>>14721069Rarity I love you more than I can possibly say. I know I'm not perfect and I would honestly not blame you if you went for someone else, but I think you are the most amazing mare that I have ever seen in my entire life. No one else is as beautiful as you and no one else has as much passion as you. You are seriously the most beautiful mare in the world to me, in both looks and personality.If you give up on me I understand, but I want you to know I will never stop feeling this way about you.
>>14721137>"Mom, who are you talking to?"
>>14721154non-mlpg pony anything tends to struggle to find anything to do with itself.
goodnight, good to finally see you again friends are we imagining alicorn privilege after all?
>>14721064Is there any truth to this?i just got here
>>14721110Draw this pony being a total sweetie pie.
>>14721181I still have very negative opinions about this thing
>>14721164I know exactly why you want this.>>14721149>>14721164>>14721190I gotta finish what I'm working on right now, first! I can't draw two things at once, much less four!
>>14721197I just wanted to open the box...
>>14721163>>14721127>>14721064Fuck no. I hope its some FUCKING NOIDED AS FUCK HEAVY ASS POST-AVANT EXPERIMENTAL INDUSTRIAL JAZZ HOP
>>14721197OH GODWHAT'S IN THE BOX
>twilight's cutie mark is back to 5 stars
>>14721181You and your kind still disgust me more than words can describe.
>>14721181If I didn't love huge tits, huge asses, shortstacks, and cute buck teeth on a girl I wouldn't like thisbut thankfully I have good taste
>>14721181anthro is 100% revolting
>>14721205I know, you always draw so much I feel bad asking, it's cool
>>14721216Her cutie mark never changed, though. It was only on the banner and stuff that had 6.
>>14721197>leaving us hanging like thisoh god your just as bad as the show
>>14721172anon pls, search your feelingsyou know it to be true
>>14721239>hug pink pony
>>14721195Would making it a pure OC get hater's off SB's back?No, it wouldn't, because he isn't GG as we've already established.
>>14721221I want to insult you so bad but I'm afraid SB might be here.
>>14721255>"Hey, Mom, I was just over at Mrs. Spitfire's and... hey, who's that?"
>>14721181Literally the most huggable and huffable anthro pony I've seen.>>14721221>>14721257Friends of a darkened complexion.
>>14721300>>14721172I think we need to neuter anon.
Would you rather be a human or pony in Equestria?
>>14721320pony all the way
>>14721250>not liking suspense
>>14721318He does get around, doesn't he?
>>14721320Definitely a human.
>>14721318That wouldn't be a very good idea, anon. He has...friends, in high places. Plus it's perfectly fine in Equestria.
>>14721339there is a point where it's too much
>>14721344Oh wowShe's gorgeous
>>14721345but pony doesn't even know what a human looks likehow can she have a preference
>>14721320Can I choose to be a goat?
>>14721292What does he draw that you like enough to not insult him? I really want to know.
>>14721320I want to be the little filly
>>14721320I ain't becoming a damn horse.
>>14721320Human. If you go pony you're nothing but a deadbeat without friends, family or resources to draw from. You'll end up homeless. As a human you can at least parlay your way into a comfortable academic position.
>>14721388the only two ponies we know to have gone through the mirror and seen humans found them attractiveit is a small sample group but i do not think ponies on the whole would find human particularly undesirable
>>14721324Congratualtions! You are now a pony. Unfortunately, since you never grew up as a pony, you have no cutie mark, and never will. You also have no understanding of Equestrian customs and norms. As a result you're ostracized by the community. >>14721355Congratualtions! You are still a human. Unfortunately, you're seen as a freak due to your size, facial appearance, and way you walk. You also have no understanding of Equestrian customs and norms. As a result you're ostracized by the community.
>>14721412Flim pls.I'll do fine.
ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT
>>14721290I'm the guy that suggested he should have just made it its own character and I already stated that I'm not as big a fan as GG as you or other people were implying.The only complaint I made and the basis of my entire argument was the fact that it's not it's not an pure OC. If it was I would seriously have no complaints about it. I can't speak for anyone else, but from what I saw I was the only one that made a complaint like that.I always hate when people here and on this website just made these really broad assumptions or twist around what a person says instead of actual talking about a topic without trying to insult one another.>>14721316I don't want to make him feel like shit just because I can't keep my opinions to myself.>>14721398Once when he was first starting out he did a request for me. I also have mad respect for him for working so hard and improving over time. I don't like a lot of the things he draws now not because they're lewd or fetishy, but because I think they're not really that creative. But if he's happy where he is now then I want him to continue to be happy with what he's doing and have fun with it.
>>14721443TO TO TO TO TO TO MIDNIGHT
>>14721443no its not
>>14721443East coast pls. Go be worst coast somewhere else.
>>14721412Most realistic scenario of human in horse society. Why would they want to associate with humans/
>>14721457>east coast>using times other than official 4chan time on 4chan
>>14721457Both coasts are equally terrible, but in different ways. Mountain Time Master Race
>>14721457no-coast best coast
>>14721459>realisticWhy would they want to associate with minotaurs?Why would they want to associate with griffons?
>>14721320Human with a skateboardthat way the equestrians are too distracted by my radical and tubular skillz to notice my horrible features and personality
>>14721320If i can't be a pegasus mare i would rather be Human.
You're not a bad dragon.You just need a bad dragon.
>>14721310>liking that anthro>not this onehttps://derpibooru.org/479939Anthro Trixie is best.
>>14721459They still associate with other species, but they are really quick to be racist assholes because people are different. Look at Zecora. They might eventually accept you, but you're probably still likely to seen as odd, and I would bet most mothers will hide their children from you.
>>14721493But do you really have da skillz to pay the billz?
>>14721488Exactly, they pretty much don't beside a few exceptions.
>>14721534>wonderbolts go out of business
>>14721412>Equestrian society>Not being a parallel to american societyWe'll do fine anon.
>>14721450It's probably hard to be creative when you hate yourself.
>>14721493Plus you could hang out with Scoots and be radical together
>>14721529I'd be okay with being the scary bipedal meat eater.
>>14721536Except they do. They are free to travel and party and participate in training and everything else in pony society, with no real prejudice (other than occasional monster labels).
>>14721546america is #1 weapons exporteryou think equestria is a parallel to that?
SHES THE MARE IN THE MOON, NIGHTMARE MOON
>>14721546If American society still has terrible racial issues, what makes you think Equestria will be any better when you're comaring entirely serpeate species? Not to mention Equestria was shown to have racial issues as well. Look at how Unircorns, Earth Ponies, and Unicorns were like before Hearths Warming Day
>>14721522I like a lot of anthros, anon.I just really like bulgy, soft anthros the best because they're adorable.
>>14721575>other than occasional monster labels
>>14721536Yeah, but those guys are assholes. Humans would just want to fuck, or introduce the industrial revolution.
>>14721547If that were true none of my favorite song writers would be writing music
>>14721570So 10 inches with an 8 inch girth isn't too much?
>>14721578weapons exporting hardly affects its society
>>14721569I'd probably go hang ouy with some Griffons. They have canines, so probably eat meat. And they might be cool and accepting of me more. If they're just as scared, at least I can still eat meat.
>>14721588>Unircorns, Earth Ponies, and Unicornswat
>>14721569ponies eat meat
If you don't like ponies why are you even here?
>>14721615Not for a slut like Pinkie Pie
Everyone in this thread is now an honorary wonderbolt
Big Bouncy Pony Butts
>>14721618>griffons scared of humansThere's a rather hilarious picture.
>>14721598Labels that have not prevented any sort of social interaction.They were calmer and less intimidated by a large bipedal "monster" than a zebra that more or less had their dimensions.
>>14721550What, does this look like the face of a woman to you?
>>14721625I meant Unicorns, earth ponies, and pegasi. I've been awake for 22 hours, so please cut me some slack.
Commentary that has nothing to do with the events happening in this thread.
They should change Chrysalis in the Equestria Girls spin off by making six of her, five sisters, and a mother.>Coco: The youngest sister of the Chrysalis Family, even though she's a toddler, she's surprisingly athletic, and has an unusually vast vocabulary.>Camille: Freshmen year student, and second youngest sister, she doesn't talk much, and folks wonder what kind of personality lays behind that impenetrable layer of eyeliner.>Carmen: Sophomore year student, and middle sister, despite her massive size, she can move faster than Rainbow Dash when snacks are involved.>Cortney: Junior year student, and second oldest sister, unlike her sisters, she prefers being a civilized intellectual, but gets dragged into their shenanigans anyway. >Chrystal: Senior year student, and oldest sister, she apparently idolised Sunset Shimmer before her reformation, she now stalks our heroines, trying to find out what happened.>Catherine "Ms. Chrysalis": Mother of five children, and Biology teacher at Canterlot High, they say she's plotting to manipulate her way to the position of Principal.
>>14721639Is it too much for you?
>>14721657I had this horrible mental image of multiple Unicrons just hanging out with ponies thanks to that.So uh. Thanks, I guess.
>>14721618But Ponies have canines too. Are you saying they eat meat?
>>14721666Satan, you're a funny guy sometimes.I'll take the mom.
>>14721689You're too late.
>>14721666>Equestria Girls spin offare we really going another layer?
arranged diplomatic marriage with celestia
>>14721685PONIES EAT MEATEVEN THESE ONESTHEY MENTION HOT DOGS AND SHIT
>>14721450He thinks he's hated and is scared to come here most of the time.
>>14721655that's kinda hot
>>14721716>she doesnt like you in the least>WPSHH her in the middle of an audience with a noble>she cant do shit>run off giggling
>>14721685The showing of canines are rare for ponies, and usually only shown to help accentuate their anger/aggresion. In most shots we see completely flat teeth. IIRC Gilda was shown with canines in every shot of her teeth.
>>14721647cute cuddly colt butts
>>14721743how about the show?
>>14721726Only if nothing else is available.
Pony says it's snowing outside.
Big floppy and messy pony threads.
>>14721578They export friendship. That's equestria's number one weapon, they also freely use their WMD which mindfucks someone into being friends or otherwise disposes of them.>>14721588Zebras, buffalo. That is all.
>>14721726Did you forget the song Pinkie Sang saying that both ponies and buffalo are vegetarian?
>>14721685>>14721726>>14721758>>14721785Pony canines are important for all the ham they eat.
>>14721763nice one, but you have burden of proof
Why the hell isn't there so fucking little Femanon x Stallion or colt stuff?
>>14721597>hey, remember that magic horse from those couple of different episodes?>well let's turn her into an amorphous blob-human with the proportions of that lady you wouldn't sit next to on the bus>hope your penis enjoys!
>>14721578>America keeps the world in check with its bloated military and nuclear arsenal>Equestria keeps the world in check by controlling the sun and moon
Why ain't you *huff* breeding?
>>14721797He's talking about Pinkie's line in fall weather friends.
I want an episode of Twilight and Rarity redecorating the library
>>14721795just because something is pink doesn't mean its ham. They eat flowers and a ton of other food items we'd consider to be odd. I'd assume she was eating Tofu or something long before I'd make the jump that AJ was eating ham.
>>14721820But we are right now, Applejack.
>>14721785She could've been mentioning those two's individual diets
>>14721820I've been breeding you for the last three hoursC-can't I take a break yet
>>14721735I know. That's why I'm always so worried to share my opinions on his work or say something about his creativity. I really don't want to make him feel like shit or make him think he's under appreciated. I don't think people hate him as much as he thinks and I would really love for him to spend more time here. I don't want him to feel scared or sad when coming here because I really do like seeing his art despite my feelings on his subject matter.
>>14721820I'd sure like the sauce of that pic.
>>14721820Because I'm saving myself so I can become a grand-wizard the likes of which Equestria has never seen.
>>14721824Only if theres a part where Spike is moving a heavy piece of furniture, because the unicorns are lazy shits and wont even use magic. Then they do the usual gag where they keep saying "more to the left" and such.
Human pony's feet after being in socks and boots all day
>>14721820>you will never breed ponies until they're gravid, gasping for air, and unable to think straight
>>14721810Shhhhh.I'd hit that.
>>14721849Here you have your sauce *points to crotch*
>>14721820Because I've always been terrible at Pokemon breeding, AJ. I can never understand IVs and all that.
>>14721854They already did that with Dash and Pinkie.
>>14721806most mlp artists are bad at humans also straight up bestiality is considered extreme to most artists combine that with the fact its not a very good idea and that will explain the low art
>>14721849I'm pretty sure the artist is Fapplejackoff.http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Afapplejackoff&commit=Go
Would you go cave exploring?
>>14721844He's a big boy, I'm sure he can handle criticism or dissenting opinions in general. If he couldn't, then he wouldn't be putting his drawings out there in the first place.
Big pony tongues.
>>14721820I hate everything my life is an feel it would be selfish to include another human in it.
>>14721877That's OK. I can teach ya
>>14721780>they also freely use their WMD which mindfucks someone into being friends or otherwise disposes of themdyewtsdy
>>14721907>my life is an feelWhat?
>>14721898>one episode where a character starts expanding massively>twilight tracks the cause to some parasite inside her>rest of main6 have to go find it inside her
>>14721882Except for the schadenfreude from watching someone get needlessly exhausted, sure.
>>14721570then whats in the box?
>>14721824After hearing Rarity talk about how she was redecorating Twilight's library to be more suitably regal, I was thinking it'd be a cute running gag if every library scene there were new decorations everywhere that Twilight had to move out the way to get to her books and such. Maybe re-appropriate some of the decorations for makeshift study area help (holding knick-knacks and compasses and quills and whatnot).That might be a bit much work, though.
>>14721864really? you'd fuck this?because that's the closest thing I could find that matches how much physical space that fucking trixie would take up
>>14721918Thanks, Applejack. You're a great friend. Let me know if there's anything I can do for you.
Sweaty floppy pony ears
>>14721933>I hate everything my life is>anD>feel it would be selfish
>>14721974THE POTION WASN'T EVEN WHITE AT FIRST
>>14721891>straight up bestiality is considered extreme to most artists>oodles of human penises and hands all over and inside of the Main SixI detect bias
>>14721899The last 4-5 times I've seen him come in here he's been immediately told to leave. The guy can't even post casually in a way that isn't a problem for any other drawfag but Ross.
>>14721981I MADE IT WHITEWITH MY CUM
>>14721918I don't think I have any good Egg Moves to pass on.
>>14721974why does this make me aroused
>>14721960Fantasy =/= reality.Fat people in real life are gross. In fantasy, it's possible for the fat to be entirely in the chest and hips except for just enough on the stomach to grab.
>>14721180>get tournamentI can't
>>14721968Pls dont do this to my penis
>>14721925waiting for what?
>>14722004FLOPPY PONY EARJOB
Things tend to get really weird when one of the mares grows a penis.
>>14721960I don't think you get what I'm saying. I'd hit that drawing, which of a clearly unrealistic fetishized carton character in a fantastic scenario that appeals to my kinks.Real life is not that.
Too many dicks in the general.
>>14721984Somebody post the chart.
>>14722016For you, maybe.
Pony wants to browse reddit
>>14722016Just because she's a LADY doesn't mean she doesn't have a dick.
>>14722042It's a free country
Big scrunching dental ponies.
>>14722016Sounds like one of those cable box descriptions>>14722029your kinks are based in reality, ergo, you want to fuck that cheese monster
>>14722043And she'll have you know her fat, throbbing erection is nothing short of the most ladylike horsecock in all of Equestria
>>14721945What if Twilight wakes up one morning to find her room decorated differently than it was the day before?
>>14722004I bet you want to feel these wrapped around your gilda fursuit
>>14722016Actually things get really weird when the dicks get large enough for autofellatio.And whenever EA is involved. That guy gets creative.
FUCKING BRONCOSSON OF A FUCKING BITCH I HATE FOOTBALL
>>14722055>cheese monster>melted cheese monster>goopy monster girl>lustful googirlsUNF
>There will never be an acutal Rule 63 episode
>>14722090Dammit anon, keep in /sp/I hate hearing bad news in mlpg
>>14722090Sports are fucking stupid.
>>14722055>your kinks are based in reality, ergo you want to fuck that cheese monsterI think you're projecting, anon. I wouldn't fuck you, you fatass. I only like fat things in fantasy.
>>14722107WE WERE WINNING 24-0 AT HALFTIMEWHAT THE FUCKI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORETIME FOR A BLEACH MARGARITA WITH EXTRA STRYCHNINE
>>14721945What if the redecorating was a secondary plot? So the episode is about Twilight doing something in the town, but whenever we get back to the Library it's almost a construction site with Rarity giving orders to Spike and maybe some other ponies. And in the end the Library is exactly the same.
>>14722135There you are.
>>14722134>"What do you mean it looks exactly the same?? I'll have you know I've maximized the flow of energy in the space!"
>>14722080That's my favorite kind of weird.I envy his skills in bonermancy.
>>14722103>Season 4 Episode 9 "Colt-45": When Princess Twilight Sparkle's new-found alicorn powers prove to be more than she can handle, she and her friends experience a change that leaves them feeling high and dry and hung low.
Fatty raining ponies.
>>14722134"I decided to go with something vintage and home-y. Oh, you don't need to thank me, darling!"
>>14722090Fuckers cost me $3. >:(
The only time I will ever shit on anyone's fetish is if they like scat or diapers.Just let people jerk it to whatever gets them off. If they aren't harming you you shouldn't give a shit what people are into. You want to have a mare dress you up like a girl and whore you around to various stallions? Cool. You want to fuck really fat anthro ponies, squeezing their belly as you release your spunk deep inside them? That's fine. You want two stallions to spit roast you while they make fun of your tiny human dick? That's A-OK. When you apply real world logic to fetishes like those you're just being super silly. Just be cool to each other, guys.
>>14722190>betting on sports
>>14722195>You want to have a mare dress you up like a girl and whore you around to various stallions?Yes please.
>>14722175>>14722156Spike would be probably the only one who would realize that. He'd be tiered as fuck, and not even know how the end results look like and suddenly he hears Twilight and Rarity saying how great it is. And then he'd be just stuck there, not knowing what the hell changed.
>>14722206You know you like the attention. <3
>>14722195What if I want hyper-pawed Gilda to smother me with said paws?
>>14722208I've given up on a Rarity/Spike forced fem fic I wanted to write, but I'm so desperate for more content I'm now considering commissioning someone to draw it.
>>14722195>Hey Anon>I'm for thekthual
>>14722195>You want to fuck really fat anthro ponies, squeezing their belly as you release your spunk deep inside them?Oh god oh man oh jeeze oh man
>>14722195I'm not hating on the fetish, I'm hating on the art. I acknowledge that the fetish is the reason that the art was made, but taking the image at face-value without that background fetish knowledge makes it valid criticism.
>>14722227>I've given up on a Rarity/Spike forced fem fic I wanted to writeFuck you Anonumous.
Remember: filtering is always an option!
>>14722195>You want to have a mare dress you up like a girl and whore you around to various stallions?Hey subconscious, if you could make this happen tonight that would be awesome.
I miss being able to bonermance without being called a shitposter
>>14722060After the fifth time it happens, she just kind of blearily wobbles out of bed with a grim frown plastered on her face, deciding not to take the stairs when she notices the litter of rose petals on the steps.She nearly trips over the new ottoman on her way to the kitchen.>>14722134What a marvel of creative design Rarity is! She deserves a hug_____!
>>14722244Winter 2012 was the most fun.
>>14722251I miss when people bonermanced and ignored people who couldn't ignore what they didn't like.The nights were shrouded in darkness. Lewd, lewd darkness.
>>14722251That was never the case. I'm sure there's AOL chatrooms you can ERP in if that's your thing.
How is Twilight's Sparkle's personality and your real lif ea ambitions the same?They're both fictional!
>>14722216If that's what gets your jimmy solid then go for it.>>14722240Then insult the art and leave it at that. Don't try to imply that other people want to fuck cheese monsters or something. That's not respecting them or their fetish. That's just being mean for the sake of being mean.
>>14722251But that's not shitposting, that fetish posting.And considering the SHEER FUCKING AMOUNT of fetish materials in the premier, it's almost related to the show.
>>14722254>rose petals on the stairs>Spike prepared her a romantic breakfast>Twilight isn't a morning person at all>cue laugh tape
Oh boy, are we Twist-ing again?
>>14721935The seeds of my vore fetish must have been planted with all the cartoons that did the shrink and explore the body thing. My first boners where triggered by gurgling guts.Didn't even get on the internet for the first time till a few years later. >trying to find mouthcam videos using aol dialup
>>14722274is it time?
>>14722244I refuse to hide the reality of my situation.
>>14722274Oh god the memories
>>14722243I'm sorry. I just kept putting it off and then I just didn't want to do it anymore.I'd consider a fetish greentext, but I'm bad at those.Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
>>14722251I'm sorryI even knew it was happening as it was happening, but I was already ensnared by Skype and /unf/
>>14722294Twist is a shitty ponyI would bully her until she spoke normal and brushed her hair and wore contacts
>>14722276he started it
>>14722251I want the unf Master. Big, sweaty ponus.
>>14722297No.We can't.Too many unfs.
>>14722238no you're notnow either grow up into a mare or a busty human or stop trying to get me arrested
>>14722315And if I saw you doing it, I'd beat you up, console Twist, and end up with a really good friend.
>>14722195>. You want two stallions to spit roast you while they make fun of your tiny human dick?Oh wow unf. Have you considered writing fapfiction?
>>14722316I don't want to heart it. Now I want both of you to apologize to each other and maybe ERP makeup sex right now.>>14722294Something something something tender Elusive loving something something something
>>14722254Twilight won't escape Rarity ever again will she?
Oh man, I want Twist to whisper dirty talk to me.
>>14722374This guy knows whats up.
>>14722338>tfw no DJ AC!D card game
>>14722373When she stop acting like a peasant.
>>14722349>Implying you could beat me upEven if you could, laying a hand on me would result in your body being perforated by tiny bits of supersonic lead.I'd bully Twist into being a social butterfly if it killed me. She needs a hero.
>>14722373Maybe when Rarity becomes a princess.Maybe.
>>14722358I have, but I think it'd end up just like >>14722227I'm bad at sticking with stuff. I think I'm more of an idea guy.
>>14722374What's with all the worst filly lately?
>>14722373>She's so goddamn thirsty>But she doesn't have a glass with her>And she knows that if she tries anything she'll be there>She's always there>She's outdoing Pinkie right now. >Even Discord said he isn't getting involved with this>and she's still thirsty
>>14722413So thats how Twily became crazy and started tipping glasses over all the time.So much wasted chocolate milk...
>>14722308of all the weird fetish stuff we've written, I think this is the one I want to see illustrated the most
>>14722435Pbfff. Did somebody actually make a card or is that just a photoshop?
Can Rarara stalking Princess Twilight be the new thing?
What if Dash wrote a letter to NASA?
Fluttershy needs an episode where she learns pone karate.
>>14722445Bloaty pink princesses
>>14722445WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING RULE 63 CRYSTAL COUPLE?
>>14722444Nanaki designed that card and had it printed for Acid's artist who won his Tumblr contest.
>>14722398>Even if you could, laying a hand on me would result in your body being perforated by tiny bits of supersonic lead.Anon, that's like saying "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.", but you have nothing to back it up. Bullies aren't heros.
>you will never introduce crack cocaine into the zebra population of Equestria
how come pony is wearing a collar
>>14722502pony knows what they did
>>14722502she just likes it
>>14722491No, it's like saying that if you touched me I'd shoot you in the chest with my CCW.>Bullies aren't heroesI wouldn't expect you to understand. Some people don't want Twist to be unhappy for her whole life. She was obviously robbed of the teaching that the pretty fillies got from their mothers. Someone needs to bully it into her.
>>14722507>not 'family guy trying to appeal to a wider audience'
>>14722501>it goes exactly like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hg625n5RjM
>>14722501>cocaine will never spread to the scholarly unicorn population, in need of a stimulant for long nights of studying and research>Equestria will never technologically explode due to one crafty zebra merchant
>>14722502Just enough explosives to rupture the carotid artery.
Did the retard pony appear in the premiere?
>>14722413>Rarity has to go in Canterlot for some fashion show>she'll be away for at least a week>Twilight thinks she's free>Oh sweet Celestia she's finally free>The moment she tires to something Pinkie appears out of nowhere to correct her>Rarity hired her to keep an eye on Twilight>She even left a list of what Twilight isn't allowed to do>Probably half the Everfree forest was cut down to make enough paper for that list.
>>14722445rediv if you draw femsnips again you should make her more...zaftig
>>14722543Pinkie Pie? yes
>>14722530>implying the scholarly unicorn drug wouldn't be an amphetamine or a methamphetamine
>>14722543She is cleverly disguised.
>tfw Twist loves Nathan more than you
>>14722487Ponies seem to get really round around you redivit's strange
>>14722586>tfw Twist brutally shut down Tootsie Flute
>>14722596>Implying Tootsie Flute wasn't after Nathan's pony D
http://i.imgur.com/I4w9AcW.jpgIs a good fetish
>>14722598Where's the other one?
>>14722598>>14722611Okay but seriously, you don't need to repost the exact same two posts every day.
>>14722618mewball pls draw/go
>>14722598>>14722611fluttershy is a very juicy pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-24Ad6t-gare you masturbating correctly?
Pony will only be friends with you if and only if you understand freeform jazz
>>14722618ShhShe's in disguise
>>14722621But I like it so much.
I'm the only person I know who likes Troi.
>>14722521>No, it's like saying that if you touched me I'd shoot you in the chest with my CCW.Silly anon, ponies don't have guns.I was assuming we were talking about a scenario where you were a colt bullying Twist, and I was stopping you.
>>14722623Why does everyone link Nathan with Applebloom? I thought Sweetie Belle was his favorite pony.
Gee Rarity if you like princesses so much why don't you marry one?
>>14722655Roleplay is for fags
>>14722650Then feel free to bring it up, but don't just carbon-copy posts.
I AM A WINNERGOT A HOT HAND
>>14722627I'm not mewball, just saved the pic.
>>14722654I challenge you to name one episode she made a positive contribution to.
>>14722676It's High and a winner.
Because I told Anon I would.
>>14722682He's said as much multiple times though.
>>14722683>people like this can get laid and you can't
>>14722683I wonder how the kid's going to feel when he finds out the origin of his name?
>>14722676place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
>>14722682And here I thought I had seen all of my fanart.I guess not.
>>14722708I rather UNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDTHE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>14722711>fanartit's good to be optimistic
>>14722690That's really sweet.G'nite, goat.
What does a pony toilet look like?
>>14722724If I wasn't such an optimist, I probably wouldn't be here anymore.
>>14722690Goat wait one question before you go to sleep.Did you draw that pic of pirate twilight and Rarity with her fancy hat being drunk?
>>14722723>implying you wouldn't float like a float like a float like fly like a butterflyIt's so easy!
>>14722706What pisses me off the most was that they could have easily named the kid Dianne and used Pinkie as a nickname.Seriously, fuck these parents.
>>14722726~you've come such a long long way~
>>14722644oh my godOH MY GOD
>>14722729This is what I like about you, Nathan. You know how to roll with the punches. You're good people.
>>14722663God fuck yesmore fat ponies should have bellies that bump the ground
>>14722683Man it kinda sucks. But the other kid, the one named Optimus Prime at least sounds like he could have a cool life till the age of 10 or 11
>>14722731I'm afraid I didn't. I'll do it first thing tomorrow.Were there any specifics I'm forgetting, or just drunk pirate ponies?
>>14722751Thanks anon.Time to flee before thread turns to shit.
>>14722738Is the canon outhouse inside of that house?
>>14722760Those two in their pirate costumes from the comic being drunk. That's all. Don't forget to make Rarity's hat as fancy as it's in the comic.Thanks. I love you.Good night
saw the ep only just now11/10it was alright i guesslet me guess everyone in mlpg hated it but everyone in mlp loved it
>>14722751well he's people anywayhe has a certificate saying that he's human
>>14722773You have and will never finish anything or make anything worthwhile
>>14722773MLPG loved it until the sun set.
>>14722773NOPE EVERYBODY LOVED ITALSO FAK U
>>14722779That last panel is so damn cute.
>>14722773A good amount of people here enjoyed the premiere.
While I stimulate him orally, I move down with my tongue to his balls.
>>14722773>everyone in mlpg hated itWrong.
>>14722773MLPG liked it. It's just below S2 premier for me.
>>14722772Got it, boss.I love you, too.
>>14722773General opinion was wavering between 7 and 9
>>14722773I liked it bunches
>>14722779So much wasted potential with the S3 finale. Just think that was the closest we'll ever get to a bodyswap episode.
Why don't you just go to equestria if you love ponies so much?
>>14722773I didn't catch the thread during the airing, but nobody's really shitting on it right now, so I guess that's a good thing.
>>14722789>>14722796>>14722798that's good to hear, actually. not the best but p gudSO WHEN THE FUCK IS LITTLE STRONGHEART
i've been gone forever.i bring you all a gift.it's right-to-left, sorry.
>>14722823Equestria isn't real, anon.
>>14722806But HOW do you stimulate?Do you suckle his thick cumtube as you tonguelash it lovingly, fondling his fat balls all the while?
>>14722819There's still chances to get one man. They aren't afraid of reusing ideas seeing how they made another musical episode.
>>14722831>Implying we will ever see that filthy cow ever again
>>14722834Another one of these edits?Go on...
>>14722831She got run over by the ponyville train
>>14722834>the comic this is based onMAH DICK
>>14722834oh godI just read that comici love you
>>14722834uh... japanon?Welcome back
>>14722835You're not real, either.
>>14722849Do we have a Pinkie Pie version of "The Holes" yet?
>>14722855I haven't, the hell is going on.
>>14722866Everybody you talk to is a real person. You may only see text on a screen, but a human put it there.
I'm a princess.
>>14722834>i edited a comic to just insert pony in it so i can get all le lols!
>>14722875Tell that to CleverBot
>>14722868We have a fluttershy one.>>14722870It's a comic where an elf girl is saved by an orc and constantly acts as if he's going to rape her.he doesn't.
>>14722880anon pls go
>>14722875That's exactly what a pony from Equestria would say.
>>14722895You don't talk to cleverbot, you put input forward and the program outputs a randomized algorithmic reaction.
>>14722896post the fluttershy one
>>14722870>>>/d/5141113I hope this works
>what are you looking at?
>>14722913What do I get in return?
guys, how do you deal with the constant, empty, crushing depressing feeling that your affinity with pony will never be complete?This happened back when I got into pony, and now its happening again. I need help before I start reading romantic fanfics again
Does anyone want a drawing?
Is there a fetish for having clones of the same pony having at you?[\spoiler]
>>14722896>>14722915Thanks, sounds funny and cute.
>>14722910So... just like Leth?>>14722917"7 Minutes In Heaven" with the pony of your choice
>>14722923pony in a window like this >>14722919
>>14722910Actually it pulls results from other players, meaning you're talking to a slightly appropriate person as long as you keep using keywords. Get vague in any sense and Cleverbot breaks down.
Pony has two full bottles of Bad Dragon™ Cum Lube™What should pony do with them
hurry hide your pizza before pony finds it!>>14722595unf
>The Season Finale has Princess Luna rip the villain's castle from its foundation with her bare hooves, then proceeding to suplex it.
>>14722949I guess I should order three more larges.
>>14722880If I could draw I would literally do nothing but ponify various hentai manga I likeIn this orderByuu Byuu BitchStory of a girl witch curiosity Cute JusticePai-loli vol 2And a bunch more
>>14722834Apple?Sorry if you're not Apple, it's been a while.
>>14722962>Castle.>Not his train.
So it's confirmed twilight probably isn't getting the castle next ep. It's probably gonna be lunas... probably.
>>14722962hey, l-let's talk about some other fetish that I totally don't have
>>14722987Limitless stram when?
>>14722962>SUPLEX THE GHOST TRAINi like it. gimmie a script by tomorrow morning
>>14722834>That comic>That Orc in the original Why does he remind me of Hellboy?
>>14722987What were your thoughts on New Whose Line last night?
>>14722987Fluttershy is having a good time drinking.
>>14722962>The Season Finale has Princess Luna0/10 shit finale, would not watch
>>14723021>You will never escort a drunk and defenseless Fluttershy home, making sure nobody takes advantage of her.
>>14722931What kind of a drawing?
>>14723032>She won't stop hitting on you.>Vomits on your shoes.
>>14722863>>14722983it's jalm.i used to draw things and make edits and things.>>14723010they're both pretty bro-tier.
>>14723033Draw a popular or canon ship breaking up.>>14723040>Taking advantage of DrunkenShyYou monster
>>14723000well i just got back from seeing hunger games so if im gonna stream it tonight it'll be in an hour or two or three >>14723019it was alright i suppose, i must say i prefer the older ones though
>>14722834REMAKE THE FULL COMIC
>>14723029NoBad dotkwa. Don't make me get the newspaper roll.
>>14723021>>14723032Oh man. The comic is getting away with so much bullshit the show would never get to.I love it.
>>14723040The only thing taking advantage of fluttershy that night are her bedcovers.
>>14723045>jalmOH MAN WELCOME BACKAlso, Applebloom's proper response: SEASONS OF LOVE
>pencil, paper>start drawing>5 minutes>stop drawing
>>14723029You kinky motherfucker.
>>14723045I actually typed your name because I thought it was you at first but when I read the text in your post I thought it was japanon for some reason. welcome back
>>14723045You should do the rest of the comic.
>>14723085Why are we never muscle worship?Like, ever?
>>14723045Obligatory 'Violated femanon quest when?'
>>14723033You didn't ask what kind of drawing, just if I wanted one.But if you want me to pick, I'm fine with the breakup idea >>14723046I'd say Derpy and Doctor Hooves, and Derpy doesn't get the message, but I'm hated enough, so you can pick the coupleEXCEPT THE CAKES, they're 2cute to break up
>>14723085gonna have to draw this..maybe
>>14723101Wasn't violated femanon quest that thing where it was supposed to be rape-y but then all the faggots turned it into slutquest?
>>14723067This post gave me AIDS
>>14723123Yup. And then Jalm disappeared forever.
>>14723097Because there's not a lot of stronkfags.Hell, it's only a minor kink for me.
>>14723045jalm do something with tipsyshy >>14723021
>>14723118I'm the guy that likes requesting breakup art and even I wouldn't request the Cakes.Maybe Shining Armor and Cadance though.
>>14723131Oh.Then I hope it never comes back. Damn shame.
>Celestia will never be your filthy breeding sow
>>14723154masturbating to her is enough
I STEALONLY WHAT I CAN'T AFFORD
>>14723146Because Scoots.He don't date ponies with disabilities.
>>14723169No, having your hands just barely able to wrap around her burly horsy thighs while you thrust into a warm, motherly mountain of flesh would be enough.
I can't believe Brian the Dog is fucking dead
>>14723096oh man I was so close to doing Fluttershy for it, didn't realize anonymous had the same idea.now I definitely can't finish it.>>14723123I kinda sorta turned it towards sluttyfemanonquest because I felt that rapequest would be really railroad-ybecause I mean jeez you're getting raped how can you possibly have any input at allit was still railroad-y and I gave up
So you see, Rainbow Dash is a lisesbian Sh e has a girl friend named DorothyCause she's always over the rainbow!
aw shit, jalms back?
>>14723188I hate family guy and american dad and always have.
>>14723188you mean steve the doghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caR_5BgEgv8>>14723187...that is adequate
>>14723203Why don't you click your heels together three times and shut the fuck up?
>>14723151I dunno, I think if he came back to it and laid some ground rules it could be great.>>14723179Okay. What does that have to do with ponies?>>14723194Easy to have input during a rapequest. There are ways to fight back, ways to escape, inspire courage in others so they rescue you; not every rape in the quest has to be successful, you know.
>>14723194>jeez you're getting raped how can you possibly have any input at allBut isn't input the way rape works?
>>14723194Do it anyway, since they never finished it.
EVERYONE IS COMING BACK FROM DED
>>14723169I actually got a little sad that I beat it to ponies after watching the finale.
>>14723229it's the power of the pone
>>14723224>okay, what does that have to do with ponies?>your entire post
>>14723239I now want a pony version of the Pinesol lady saying BAM NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF PONESOL BABY
>>14723239It is a strong power.
>>14723228This, I wholeheartedly agree. Plus it would look great in his style.
>>14723208Now that is definitely apple, right?I'm not tripping balls right now?
>>14723241>your entire postDiscussing a pony-based Quest has everything to do with ponies, because without ponies there would be no Quest to discuss.
>>14723255that one is apple
>>14723236The season 3 finale?>You've come, such a long, long wayThat, I have, Celestia. Tha,t I have.
Jalm pls draw a cuddly Luna.
>>14723239Pony won't revive ________
>>14723217>the humor is actually funny>characters don't look the same>or have that B^U lookBullshit, that isn't Seth McFarlane
>>14723259>a pony based quest>femanon rapequestyou're really reaching here, deaf
>>14723265Thank god M-maybe Apple will come back too
>>14723288i would be very surprised
>>14723265DID YOU GET YOUR PEN BACK FAGGOT?
>>14723188pleaseanyone that has tumblrsearch the "brian griffin" tageveryone in the "family guy fandom" is crying about "the feels" for losing their favorite character and i can't fucking stop laughing
Real life reared its head and interfered so Sour Belle Part II will not be hitting the web tonight. Hopefully I can wrap it up tomorrow, now that I have a firm grasp of where I am taking the story itself.Thank you for your patience.
>>14723284>implying seth mcfarlane isn't killing off his liver right now because of what family guy has becomeHe wanted his show to end earlier, but everybody wanted none of that.
>>14723229gnu season yoalthough im pretty sure everyone would have preferred i stay dead2bad
>>14723288that'd be nicei want to see his anon's continued shenanigans in ponyland
>>14723284It is. He made that back when he was at Hanna-Barbera, working on shows like Johnny Bravo and Dexter's Lab.
>>14723283it was hard on us all i know
>>14722846>>14722834what is this based on?
>>14723314Well, he still has American Dad.
>>14723302hell yeah m80
>>14723314Then explain me American Dad or The Cleveland Show
>>14723288I hope not. Nice art, but a giant asshole. I'd rather have 0r0 than him and that's saying something.
>>14723352>not swapping him for zajice
>>14723344THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING?
>>14723345American Dad is actually good.I have never watched The Cleveland Show.
>>14723352I don't remember him being an asshole, though he was insecure and a tad bit whiny sometimes, if I remember correctly.
>>14723305Wait, you what now.
>>14723345>American DadReally no idea.>Cleveland ShowIt's dead already.
>>14723188So what do you think? Will he stay that way, or will it be like Stewie Kills Lois?
>>14723352what's the matter? Wouldn't draw your fursona?
>>14723360i was planning on it in a few i need to do some things first
>>14723360He did today.
>>14722834>>14723096>tfw no edit with orc and elf replaced with stallion and femanon
>>14723384Oh come on, you could at least try a LITTLE. It's not even Ad Hominem, you're just making up random shit to accuse him of.
>>14723368>>14723384Apple and Ross were the two worst people I have ever had the displeasure of sharing a Skype group with.
>>14723394I request your pen as pony.Lost and left behind and calling out for you hopelessly from under a table or something.
>>14723413Burning lint to keep warm."H-he's going to find me soon. Then we'll draw and be happy together."
>>14723371I'm not kidding, the family guy fandom is literally extremely upset about brian's death.
>>14723409Now Ross I remember was an asshole.
>fucking shitty-ass memes finally got a snicker out of meFuck.
>>14723413>>14723425>she's jealous of Lyra>'w-who is this mare he keeps drawing?">sabotages his future pictures of her.
You guys should talk about me____ instead
>>14723428That's right faggot, youre a regular person
>>14723401>>14723409ooo, looks like I hit the nail right on the head
>>14723413>he went back just to get his penevery time
>>14723442No mewball/apple, there's pony still here.
Guys, how would you go about curing pony of the hiccups?
>>14723451That doesn't even make sense.
>>14723457I hear holding your breath works wonders, so probably gag her with my cock.
>tfw Rose draws lewd stuff nowhttp://31.media.tumblr.com/4e10c35ceb1a1e274db0040662e72dea/tumblr_mwsygzjHE61ri9eoto1_1280.png
>>14723085lifting weights doesnt make your spine grow longer
>>14723426Please be trolls...Please, tell me these posts were not serious!WHY WOULD THEY KILL OFF THE BEST CHARACTER!?
>>14723464>>14723468>>14723473Those don't sound like they would work at all.
>>14723476At least it isn't as bad as Tex.
>>14723468>>14723473B-but that actually hurts your throat. Well, that and swallowing. Throat-fucking makes your throat kind of sore, but if you swallow afterwards as well, cum tends to make it even more sore.
>>14723476where have you been the last 6 months?
>>14723486>you will never see the bulging ridge of your flare in pony's neck
>>14723499At least Tex drew ponies being lewd
>>14723476yepshe wants his dick
>>14723503>you will never see the bulging ridge of your flare in femanon's neck
>>14723503>>14723517well yeahyou don't have a flareyou are a human
>>14723501Away.Came back for the new season.My how things change
>>14723516that isn't the panda.And none of this is ponies.
>>14723509At least Tex drew
>>14723517>you will never feel her swallow you until her nose is pressed between your testes>you will never shudder and feed her your hot seed directly
>>14723451I never asked apple to draw anything for me in my life and I never will.The guy was just a plain old garden variety asshole.
>what movie are we watching tonight anon?
>>14723533I don't draw because
>>14723550Demolition Man with a live commentary by Eddie Murphy
At least we're not talking about fetishes with ponies!
>>14723550We're watching "Nonny stays up way too late again"
>>14723550I'm going to bed.
>>14723550Backdoor Sluts IX.
>>14723550Fluttershy Throatfucking IV: The Throatening
Have you ever showed your dick to someone sexually?
>>14722993Why is Meghan so stupid?She should have made that old castle hers, so Hasbro is pleased to announce a new toy set for PRINCESS TWILIGHT instead of fucking sacrificing a finale or premiere to announce shit like this.
>tfw all the classic /co/ drawfags are ded
>>14723550Watched sheepbutts and Wolves earlier
>>14723566No pls. I just posted that because I just wanted something cute to talk about.I cry every time I watch that movie.
>>14723486wow thats hotother than that weird loose flap of skin at the base of the dick
>>14723550That one art film you did when you were 18 that you thought got destroyed.
>>14723550I was thinking about watching House of Cards, want to join me?
>>14723587>nostalgiafags will never fuck off
Someone should stream the Iron giant.But y'all faggots and none of ya are up for it.
>>14723578My first time I did that I was 18 and camming for a 37-year-old woman. I jerked off and blew a big load all over myself, and she showed me her nice, floppy tits and hairy pussy.
>>14723591Furry artists don't understand anatomy, and think the sheathe is still individually noticeable when the penis is fully extended.
guis I'm a tad drunk. wlll pone still love me =?
>>14723596I know it got destroyedthat shit rode Google Video in to the abyss
>>14723587Judge Claude Frollo still owes me a pic of the cast of Superjail riding the main six
>>14723521You're just not thinking creatively!http://www.fetishzone.net/store/fetish-zone-pegasus-equine-sheath-p-2915.html
Pony asks if you can shave you legs
>>14723647I've been thinking of shaving my legs, but naahhh.Ask something else, pony
>>14723647What if I already do?
>>14723639thanks for bringing the top post in the mylittlepony readdit forum and posting it here
>>14723647no, but pony can wax me if they want
>>14723647Only if pony will buy the appropriate lotions, razors and exfoliating products.
>>14723610I would, but job;_;
Would pony reach into her own ass to give you a hoofjob while you fuck her?
>>14723650can't we just cuddle
>>14723666No Satan, I got it from DA
>>14723647is pony a unicorn?I don't trust the manual dexterity of hoofgrip very farThere's a lot of important blood vessels in legs
>>14723686pony can cuddle your penis with her mouth
>>14723610I would, but i only have it on VHS
I have to go now. Equestria needs me.
>>14723647you cant tell me what to do, no pizza for you then pinkie
>>14723650>you will never wake up to pony gulping down your spunk>you will never groan and pant as she uses her magic to refill your balls
>>14723686Anon tried that, and woke up to this.
>>14723666>go to checkmy god, the entire front page is filled with cane memeshttp://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/
>>14723693I trust you'll send reports and pictures back.
>>14723647SureBut I've got a really big, ugly legs though
please respondei am desparete
Damn it itunes, get the 1080p versions up
>>14723550>>14723550Is anyone even streaming a movie tonight?
>>14723746I'd stream Waiting For Godot if anyone wanted their mind melted.
>>14723754it is only beginning
>>14723754I thought the scepter in the show was hilarious, but /mlp/ just ran with it, and there looking to run it into the ground before long.
>>14723765If we're going with absurdism then Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead would be the better choice.>tfw I am on the west coast while Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan are performing Waiting For Godot in New York
i need talking but beacuees drunk so shibam ,nme.
>>14723779"Before long" being "yesterday."
>>14723779See:>>14723777It was already long dead.
>>14723720>click link>mfwoh god I hope this dies soon
>>14723779>but /mlp/ just ran with it, and there looking to run it into the ground before long.Tell me, are you shocked? It's /mlp/ they are to running things into the ground as to rednecks are to NASCAR and wife beating.
>>14723779>>14723783I could stream Pi, Primer or Zardoz if you guys want weird shit that doesn't make any sense
>>14723783Well there's just nothing to be done about that.
>>14723806>Them.>Letting anything die.
>>14723816crap i almost forgot to go to sleep today
>>14723720I...didn't see any.
>>14723838Time for bed.
>>14723720>http://asktwilightscepter.tumblr.com/I don't even know what to do with myself anymore.
>>14723839FLAKBEEN AGESplease draw more Sedusabeing sexy
>>14723720FROM THE BRONY MAKERS OF "THE SEMEN POTION JOKE":THE NEWBRONY MEYMEY
>>14723835gak diedhow long did it to die though?
>tfw i didn't even notice this scepter and now its some sort of big thingthis is so stupid i cant even words
>>14723783that movie is mad wackybut i was going to stram limitless in an hour or two but thats pretty late
>>14723880I KNOW!IT'S SO RANDUMB
>>14723858Pony S4 premiere did a better job living up to the hype than Day of the Doctor did.
>>14723858Still an 8/10
>>14723887You should stram Limitless now or else I'm just going to go to bed.
>>14723895I freaked out during Day of the Doctor
>>14723913then just go to bed anon-senpaigomen
even the overused jokes, when you freshen them up a bit, can still be funny. I still haven't seen someone do a comic strip of twilight giving a blowjob, swallowing their load and instantly just freezing with bright glowing eyes, the reciever either confused as hell or "not this shit again"
>>14723895i am a huge fan and loved most of it but i almost fuckken fell asleep during it
time for samll confy bath
>>14723861oh nothis maymay isn't going away is it?
>Averaging 8/10I expected better from you, MLPGI thought you weren't plebs
>>14723914Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed it but there was no way in fuck that it could possibly live up to the hype it had built up. The Zygons were just kind of there while the central conflict was merely used to bookend the middle drag. Hurt was amazing though and is now ranked in my favorite Doctors. Still wish Eccleston could have gotten over himself for a proper appearance. Can't wait for Christmas.
>>14723923That would require vaguely original thoughtThey would have to come up with a whole humorous situation and everything.Its so much easier to just point out that white liquid vaguely resembles cum and collect brony love
>>14723865Maybe later, no promises. Time for bed now.
if you could sleep with one pony nonsexuallywhich pony would you choose
>>14723848That horse has a tiny horse ass.
>>14723989all of themfuck you and fuck your restrictions
Help me, MLPGI'm beginning to like Arch
Wait a minute.Zecora literally offered Twilight some purple drank.WHOA.
>try going to Tumblr to escape the cane>Nanaki already started posting cane there>yesterday>it's all over there tooFuck everything.
>>14723940Actually it is averaging at 7.28~ at the moment.Lrn2math
>>14723861alright, this made me laugh
>>14724010You can't control these things. Just let them run their course.
>>14724003i'm sorry anon but that one is mine
>>14724020>at the momentThat's key
>Zecora got out of the Everfree unharmed.>Discord points her out.>She happens to have a potion that will help save the day.Discord and Zecora are in cahoots!
Gilma's sweaty paws on your face
How the fuck is the cane a meme.It was a throwaway prop in a single joke.It's not even a character like Screwball was.Jesus, internet.
>>14724038It probably wasn't 8 when anon posted either.He just found the mode and called it the median.
>tfw an less-popular background pony could've killed themselves before season 4 and nobody on MLPG would've noticed
>>14723989TwilightShe's even more cuddly now with wings
>>14724042I want that Derpy bookend
>>14724002>Purple drank.>Twilight used "Dark" magic on it to turn it into magical zebra semen.>Drinks it and tripps the fuck out.
>>14724042That's a nice cuddly horse.
>>14724025that is terrible advice. instead you have to learn to deal with the shit because by the time this shit has run its course more shit will just replace it.
>>14724039Makes sense. I mean hell, it's his plant, he probably could've stopped it in an instant, but where's the fun in that?
>>14724058>we will never see twist again
>>14724062I want a Derpy bookend where she uses her butt to hold the books up
>>14724080That'd be terrible.
>>14724039why did it have to be an alicorn potion that only alicorns can use?wouldnt the story have been just fine if it was a regular potion?
>>14724042>Lusty Argonian maid>>14724082She'd knock them over
>every known artist just HAS to draw twilight drinking the white fluidGod damn, i hate this shit
>you will never hear the lewd squelching and gagging sounds pony makes when you fuck their throat
Why are they even calling it a cane?It's a scepterHow many canes do you see with rubys on the bottom>>14724052120 / 15 = 8AnonI can do maths
>>14724042>>14724060>>14724065Suddenly everyone wants to cuddle book horse.
>>14724092Perhaps it's poisonous to other pony types?
>>14724096>like 20 people in the entire world have done it calm down you angry nerd
>>14724105I don't. Well, she's not my first choice at least.
>>14724096But what if I draw a twilight/white fluid joke that has actual thought and situational humor to the joke?Like >>14723923 ?
>>14724102>you will never get your human to shrink you so you can properly choke on his dick
>>14724092It's not that only alicorns can use it, but that only alicorn magic can complete it. Part of the recipe, and all; a little poison joke, some powdered rockodile scale, mix it up in hydra saliva and boil for ten minutes and thirteen seconds, then apply a healthy dose of alicorn magic.
>>14724105I've wanted to cuddle bookhorse since season 1 you mook
>Semen Potion>Twilight CaneSo, what's your opinion on those new brony memes?
>>14724130>you will never make your pony's throat sensitive enough for them to climax from hard, deep throatfucking
>>14724121who do you think zecora got to test her dangerous poisonous potion to make sure it worked the first time she made it?
>>14724148better than gak
>>14724137Well I suppose she would be a cuddler.
>>14724148the complaining about it is worse than the meme.people were going to make memes out of the premier no matter what, what do you think would have been a better meme instead?
>>14724154>Implying she made it.She probably bought it from this asshole.
>>14724148I don't even know how the fuck those two are popular. I mean okay the Semen potion thing is good for a few short laughs but that's it.And the cane? There's nothing interesting about that damn cane. Really the only decent thing about that cane is >>14723639.
>>14724149>implying pony isn't emphatic enough to get off from getting you off
>>14724186Who the fuck ships caralight anymore.
>>14724158A very cuddly cuddler.
>>14724137What the shit I was just about to post that gif.In response to that post.Saying almost the exact same thing.
>>14724190I miss him.I want him to sell something to the CMC.Oh well at least we'll get almost the same amount of destruction by getting the CMC and Discord together
So have twihate levels decreased finally?
>>14724158The best cuddler
>>14724200Hey man fuck you, it's cute.
i like when pinkie jokes around but is serious when the situation calls for it.not make stupid jokes when her friend are in danger
>>14724196>implying I don't want pony to make an even bigger mess>implying I don't want pony to beg me to use their mouth like a fleshlight and their stomach like a condom
>>14723978TOO LATE I WILL TAKE IT AS A PROMISEmay be not now but tommorow
>>14724212Reminder that the CMC released Discord.
>>14724212Yeah, a vendor who only sells dangerous as fuck relics is an interesting character.
>>14724149>>14724196That'd be so hot>Pony lying on his back on the bed>Head hanging over the edge>Fucking their throat till they spurt all over themself
>>14724235>tfw the CMC will never give you release
>>14724095>Argonianhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq6h85VFfEUkaijit is the best
>>14724203>>14724220>you will never have a little pony to call your own
You guys gonna come here and cry EVERY time /mlp/ does something?
>>14724195I think that it's kind of funny looking and is really exploitable. It's really easy to replace something someone's holding. After a while they do face swaps and replace it with other faces and then it is what it is now. People did this with Discord dancing on Twilight's head and tom/dan the rock in the season 2 premiere. After a long hiatus people are itching to do this with anything because they missed the show so much.
>>14724230She was kinda serious a little. "Zip it, Buster! We're onto you."Or whatever that line wasI liked that line a lot.
>Almost 200 images in>No Mrs. CakeCrisis averted. Good night y'all.
>>14724235No they didn't. Celestia says that the spell was broken when they lost connection to the elements
>>14724263>you didnt even come here to talk about the show>you just want to post random crapfuck off
>>14724277You must have a fetish for being called retarded
>>14724271All threads are purplehorn threadsSometimes she just lets other ponies borrow them
>>14724271i want a purplehorse
>>14724242>pony quickly adjusts, wanting only to get throatfucked whenever you have sex>one day you come home to see them deepthroating a massive horsecock dildo
>>14724271Magichorn kinda upsets me. She was my first favorite pony. Rarity quickly caught up with her and after Dragonshy managed to be best pony alone. But since then Twilight still managed to stay on second place and still is on second place now, well as long as we're only counting the mane cast.But the problem is that my waifu is Rarity and yet, a small part of me still loves Twilight. The thing I'm trying to say here is that I'd hug Rarity and Twilight the most.
>>14724263>cup cake carrot cake.pngb-but that's pumpkin cake
>>14724329But, as we can obviously see from these last two episodes, Rarity is desperately trying to get closer to Twilight. What happens if waifu 1 loves waifu 2?
>>14724315>not deepthroating his own massive horseboner
>>14724342Is there any art of a micro Gloomy being looked down on by Marker pony?
>>14724329Sounds like you got a thing for unicorns bro.
>"A-am I really your favorite, a-anon?"
>>14724347Well that would be very complicated. But very hot>>14724360Well seeing how if we include all the ponies Sweetie is my second favorite along with twilight and out of all the one shot characters my favorite is Fancypants yeah I kinda realized that a long time ago
>>14724367Nope, that would be Applejack. Must have misunderstood me.
>>14724360Shit just looks so comfy, I bet they're real soft.
>>14724357>implying he doesn't get off on just the throatsex
>>14724367Since day 1
>>14724367Yes you are Twilight.
>>14724315>D/s session>Tie him up and pound the biggest dildo you have down his throat>His cock is rock hard even with the strained wretching>You get to take all of the anger you've built up in the relationship out on him