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first for best ponn

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>>14624337
Can you do that?
Make a thread about all the ponies?

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>>14624337
NO
POST NOT-PONIES

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These threads have gotten super cute.

>>14624368
What if the thread exploded?
And then exploded again?

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What if Silver Spoon was gone?

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Those are some sexy princesses.

I certainly hope Discord wasn't responsible for NMM, because that would make a male more powerful than a female, and that can't happen in the Faustiverse.

Oh wait, this is the McCarthyverse now, where trains were in Ponyville since its founding less than hundreds of years ago.

>>14624378
It's an unf-tacular time!

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>>14624374

But I'm totally a pony. Your favorite in fact. Why don't we go down this dark alley to cuddle?

>>14624378
Give it a few minutes, it'll get raunchy soon

>>14624386
what is the source of the image that was cropped from, good sir?

Pony asks if you can help her with a level she's stuck on

She says its Tubular

>>14624402
Oh yeah?

Who is my favorite pony then?

>>14624368
Is Pinkie okay?

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>>14624412
but that level is fun you grumpy goose

>>14624412
When did people start having so much problem with that level?

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>>14624433
It's okay, Rarity cushioned the blow.

>>14624448
it's just NSMB babbies complaining

>>14624394
Those are ponies, not ducks.

>>14624478
Swiggity Swooty

>>14624487
You're so fowl

>>14624487
Scrubbles I will hide your body non-sexually

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I wish to hug this pony.

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>>14624487
But Twilight is a pretty pony.

>>14624366
>Pinkie Pie will never turn you into her or a stallion version of her

>>14624507
Good.

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>>14624498
Really? That pony wants to kill Flutershy's pets.

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>>14624498
I wish to hug all the ponies.

>>14624509
No anon, that's bad.

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>>14624517
Every. Single. One.

>>14624498
that's a very blushy pony

>>14624529
I'd love to cuddle Trixie.

>>14624538
It's almost too blushy

>>14624529
>>14624542
>Cuddle Trixie and Rarity nonsexualy
>Their horns keep jabbing you all night

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>>14624542
Not like Trixie would want to use you for body warmth or anything!

I am so god damn excited. Holy shit. I haven't felt this way since I first started watching.

>>14624559
Calm down, there's no reason to be excited yet.

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>>14624542
Trixie would be fun.

>>14624555
That story was just weird

>>14624555
>calling them lamias

they're fucking nagas

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>>14624507

>>14624542
>tfw she'll never act tsun to you when you're in public
>tfw you'll never get home and have her jump into your arms as soon as you close the door
>She'll never be your little teddy bear

>>14624565
Season long story arcs are one of the things I've always wanted. I reserve the right to overhype myself over them.

Mind break

http://i.imgur.com/eOXV7zP.jpg

UNF

>>14624582
I feel like I've just been stabbed in the belly because of that

>>14624577
Fuck off.

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>>14624582
hhnggg
I want this

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HEY GUYS
are you ready?

>>14624593
I read the email first, so I did not

>>14624574
>being this Sanskrit

Naga were any diety or being of power that took the form of a giant snake. Lamia was a woman in Greek mythology who stole children and ate them, sometimes described with a snake's lower half, sometimes not.

>>14624593
it's shit

>>14624577
i hate your name so fucking much, here have some attention

>>14624591
>Have consensual sex in the missionary position with pony
>Just normal, vanilla sex
>She's completely mind broken by the end
>Insists on being your cocksleeve
>Get bored of the sex in like 3 days
>You just really wanted to cuddle

>>14624569
It was written by a greentext "writer" so the lack of actual skill makes sense.

>>14624615
That pony sounds like she has problems.

>>14624615
>conspiracy to cause shitstorm
6 years iso cubes

>>14624625
Ponies are always horny

>>14624594
>>14624599
>She's found her soulmate
>There's no-one in the world that makes her feel like you do
>You're the only one in the world that enables her to be the mare she wants to be
>She thanks you for that every night as you cuddle

>>14624615
>pony obliges and cuddles
>you're at peace
>pony starts rubbing on you

>>14624625
Being Flitter is suffering

>>14624627
You're not the judge of me!

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I drew a pirate horse. Hope you like it!

>>14624609
No, you're a shit.

They're nagas.

>>14624633
I can never insert myself in this shit. Just doesn't feel right, feels better to be an outside observer.

>>14624631
Only the unicorns are horny anon.

Reminder that Flitter and Cloudchaser have terrible canon voices.

>>14624633
So... so this it was it feels like to be Seth.
How has he not killed himself yet?

>>14624647

ARG

>>14624647
i dont
lrn2draw

>>14624609
Whatever they are called they were made by the shit tier "writers" MLPG seems to love.
Love and Tolerate, it seems, even the sob garbage gets attention here,

>>14624647
His backlegs seem a little skinny.

>>14624649
Well, of course you couldn't. It's an impossible relationship.

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>Filly Applejack building an apple fort

>>14624659

>backlegs
>legs

>>14624658
>shitposting this hard

>>14624658
if you think the MLPG writers are bad, you should read the other generals' fics.

you would think being on the internet would mean you can write with good spelling and grammar, but those other generals love to prove you wrong.

>>14624663
pffffthahaha

queen of apples do you have enough apples

>>14624658
Were you expecting a full story with proper characterization and a compelling arc where the protagonist overcomes struggles, and leaves a better person? It's like a paragraph nigger, a paragraph of fanfiction from a childrens cartoon show, show some common sense.

any streams up?

>Honestly, If you think that kicking our flanks holds priority over finding Twilight, then your friendship probably isn't as strong as you think it is.

>>14624678
rediv is strammin a movie

>>14624688
Is it interracial porn?

>>14624673
>responding

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>you will never be this comfy

>>14624690
No

>>14624663
Delightful. Now we need to see what she's building that fort against.
Obviously the deathly dangerous "timber wolves," which is just Big Mac tied to a few bundles of sticks.

>>14624698
Transsexual porn?

>>14624696
That doesn't look comfy at all.

>>14624696
i reallly wish this was drawn better

>>14624658
>A paragraph.

Funny.
I saw enough words to form a paragraph when MLPG actually gave a shit about posts. Now I see you posting, just as bad and /b/.

It all started when the trash from /b/ floodd, the object ponies, Coke, tabasco, and the others,
MLPG changed,

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>>14624705
How about this.

>>14624706
What's wrong with it?

Rarity kissing you.

>>14624707
Aw hell naw, you ain't talkin' shit on swiffer pone!

>>14624658
>using someting that already exists and putting pony in it
It happens no matter what you do

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>>14624718
I've hardly seen any pics of anon and Rarara

>>14624707
What are you talking about? The object ponies have been around since before the move from /co/

>>14624732

Don't take the bait Saine, pls.

Pony was watching you masturbate.

Pony says you have bad form.

>>14624720
Oh no, your precious OC is in danger!
Where is your hero? Your precious OC has been sold off to the bronies.
http://i.imgur.com/1u1VEtO.jpg

It's only a matter of time before I do the rest.

>>14624749
Well why doesn't she get over here and show me how it's done?

>>14624749
It's not my fault, this chair's armrests get in the way!

>>14624749
That's creepy.

>>14624749
That's a lie, I'm the best in the land

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>>14624751
I can't tell if you seriously think people care or if you're meta shitposting by acting like a retarded shitposter

you're either autistic or a genius

>>14624690
if you consider shirtless hugh jackman and a japanese girl barely touching each other porn then

>>14624751
Ain't too fugly of a brony OC, plus look at those ponuts, man.

>>14623650
>Rarity clearly getting drunk
>>14623659
>Fluttershy getting hit on by pirates
THIS IS THE BEST BEACH EPISODE EVER.

>>14624767
I can fap to it.

>>14624766
If I am retarded, let me ask you...
How dd I get so many responses?

>>14624752
Pony says it wouldn't be masturbation then, would it? You should go read a book on it.

>>14624754
Excuses. If you can't do it right why are you even bothering?

>>14624762
Pony has seen better technique by drunken colts.

>>14624757
Your inability to masturbate right is creeping her out. You've been doing it how long?

>>14624773
Why does it have pineapple trees though?

>>14624788
Alright, so you're retarded.

Got it.

>>14624790
I bother because I enjoy ejaculating, pony.

Fuck you.

>>14624790
Are there actually books on how to masturbate?

>>14624790
Oh yeah? I challenge pony to a jerk-off

>>14624796
No need to be so upset.

>>14624782
>big, bare-chested bear takes two fingers deep inside
just happened
we're watching The Wolverine on her stram

>>14624812
Back when shitposting was called trolling, it meant something.

>>14624812
You sure trolled him!

>>14624796
You sure trolled him!

>>14624820
What did you hope to accomplish with this post?

Do you think it's clever? Funny?

Does it make a point in your eyes?

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pony

>>14624830
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHBK4Er93II

When nobody was looking I stole all of the ponies and replaced them with changelings.

>>14624807
There's books on everything. You should ask Twilight to borrow one some time.

>>14624811
Pony would leave you embarrassed and covered in bodily fluids.

>>14624411
http://derpiboo.ru/473291

>>14624840
I don't know why Nobody wouldn't just tell us

>>14624840
I don't see a problem with that.

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>>14624836
pony pony?

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>>14624836
I'd give that pony a pat on the head and an ear scratch.

>>14624841
I doubt Twilight has a masturbation guide written for human men.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/11/fluttershy-build-bear-toy-shows-up-in.html?m=1

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Pony's favourite game is Half-Life and says you're a pleb if you disagree

>>14624830
Just shut up.

>>14624860
No, I'm curious to know what you thought that post would do.

>>14624858
I disagree, pony's favorite game is pony.

>>14624836
pony called. said you were gay

>>14624862
I wanted to show you and the other guy how stupid you were being

Apparently you're too stupid to realise you're stupid

Now stop ruining the thread

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why cant he just fly over her, instead trying to climb over?

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>>14624865
FUCK YOU RAINBOW DYKE

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>>14624865
rediv please I'm trying to watch the movie

>>14624714
>What's wrong with it?
the linework is horrible

>>14624865
She probably had the wrong number, ponies aren't very good at dialing phones.

I'm going to hug your favorite pony and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>14624868
Okay, so to call us stupid, you thought it would be applicable to act the same way, and you thought this would make a point?

Do you think before you make a post, retard?

>>14624131
It took me several tries to come up with a good strategy and off and on play to find a winning one.

The easiest map is the first one.

When you start off don't worry about upgrading units until later. Your first worry is to build up an army that can attack enemies no matter where they are on the path. Spamming derpy in strategic spots works well. Derpy is the most well-balanced unit.

When you need more firepower get some Bon bons. When the enemies seem to travel just too fast slow them down with upgraded Dr Hooves.

Begin upgrading select units around wave 8 or so. Everything should be upgraded before wave 50.

If you fail to beat a boss restart; not only do you lose too many lives but you absolutely need those bits you win from them.

Using princess super powers are cool but investing in units is a better long-term strategy than using one shot spells for 100 bits a pop.

That's what worked for me.

>>14624879
That's good, Twist could really use a hug.

My cousin works for Nintendo and he said that there will be a VIP showing of the premiere on Friday, but only for select bronies who have proven they have gone above and beyond to love and tolerate.

>>14624879
I don't believe you, I'm going to need proof.

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>>14624858
You better be talking about the first Half-Life m8
Btw real answer is pic related

>>14624879
Scootaloo deserves lots of hugs.

>>14624879
She can defend herself quite well.

whats rediv,s stram link agian? im on mobile

>>14624883
Stop.

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>>14624858
Pony would also like to remind you that HL is 15 years old today

15 FUCKING YEARS OLD
QUAKE IS TWO YEARS OLDER
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GO FROM QUAKE TO HL IN TWO YEARS

>>14624902
As long as you know you're a fucking idiot.

>>14624903
2 years used to be a long time

>>14624903
Have you played vanilla HL recently?

I am not even a little surprised. HL looks like it could be running on the Quake engine.

Now HL2? That was a huge step up in terms of both engine and graphics.

>>14624900
http://inter-vivos net/

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>>14624896
Not even a Scootanon but holy shit, that filly deserves all the hugs.

Sweetie can have the cuddles but Scootaloo definitely gets all the hugs.
AB can have what's left over.

>>14624849
hng fluts

bedtime goodnight

>>14624910
anon pls

>>14624909
>HL looks like it could be running on the Quake engine.
That's because it is
goldsrc is modified quakeworld
And I wasn't talking about the graphics

>>14624920
put a . for the space

>>14624909
>HL looks like it could be running on the Quake engine.
You are kind of right. GoldSrc was based on the QuakeWorld engine.

What games are you excited for?

>>14624909
Half Life was made with the Source engine which is based off of the GoldSrc engine which is a heavily modified Qua->>14624927
What he said.

>>14624913
Mah Nigga

>>14624913
I like all the CMC, but I'm really looking forward to Scootaloo's episode next season.

>>14624930
Project Eternity

>>14624930
None, every single modern game that has released today has a much more refined older release or at least a game in the same genre that employs better mechanics.

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>>14624903
>>14624908
>two years was Quake and Half-Life
>two years is MW2 and MW3 now
>or BF3 and BF4

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>>14624942
>not 1 year

>>14624941

see: >>14624940

>>14624930
Wii Fit U

>>14624930
Star Citizen

>>14624930
The remake of ALttP for nostalgia purposes.

we should have sex with pones

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>>14624942
I feel sorry for kids today, they'll never know what a good game is.

ever.

>>14624930
Destiny

>>14624954
No sex until after mariage anon.

>>14624944
>that line
fuck, do they really think they surprise anyone anymore when they release a new CoD game?

>>14624954
What kind of sex?

>>14624954
It warms my heart to know you will never get your wish

Forever cuckolded

I hope your waifu gets a shitty Flash Sentry OC husbando in S4

>>14624930
Titanfall and the MGSV
I'll get a PS4 when MGSV comes out

>>14624930

Terraria 2
DaS2
Star Citizen
Project Eternity
Torment: Tides of Numera (or whatever, I forget how it's pronounced)

And this

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyaninc/obduction

I am so hype.

>>14624966
Slow, loving sex that ends with her softly biting down on your shoulder as she starts quivering

>>14624959
>after marriage

so, divorce?

>>14624933
Source was actually Half Life 2's engine.

It's pretty interesting how those engines got their names. They were both named after the directories they were stored in, so goldsrc was the release (gold) source code and src was the development sources for the next version.

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>>14624955

>>14624337

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>>14624972
yes yes yes
I bet she says thank you afterward.

>>14624984
She does But it takes a few attempts because her voice won't stop shaking and breaking

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>>14624972
Excellent.

>>14624988
The reason her voice keeps breaking is she's going into cardiac arrest and won't make it to the hospital.

>>14624930
Project Eternity
Mighty No. 9
That new Shantae
Eliza on Skullgirls I guess. I dunno, I don't play very many games anymore.

I'd love to see a pony JRPG game that isn't that stupid Lesbian Quest thing because fuck that artist is an annoying bag of cunts.

>>14624988
That's okay because she's a good girl who deserves to have great sex.

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>>14624858

Gordon Freemane agrees.

>>14624974
My mistake.

It's crazy how things just evolved and built upon themselves. If I recall someone mentioned there was still bits of Quake code in Half Life 2.

I don't click on spoilers anymore since there is never anything important in them

>>14625008
Nothing important ever happens in MLPG.

Why are you here?

>>14625008
But behind one of those spoilers is a hidden message from your waifu.

>>14624942
>a sourcemod has better weapon technology than multi-million dollar AAA releases
http://www.firearms-source.com/
Goes to show how shitty vidya has become ;_:

>>14625018
BREAKING NEWS

ARTISANS DOING WHAT THEY LOVE PRODUCE HIGHER QUALITY WORK THAN SALARYMEN DOING JUST ENOUGH TO NOT GET FIRED

DETAILS SURROUNDING THIS SHOCKING NEWS BREAK ARE STILL SURFACING, NEWS EIGHT WILL HAVE FULL DETAILS TONIGHT AT NINE

>>14625013
Not him, but I'm too tired to sleep now and after catching up on my Internets there's not really anything left to do.

So instead I'm going to talk about pony fetishes with strangers.

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I think we should have stopped bothering with better graphics when HL2 came out

HL2 has more than enough capability to tell a story and it doesn't cost a king's ransom to develop for

>>14625030
>Too tired to sleep
???

>>14625004
Yep, that kind of thing happens with large codebases. There's probably still some in TF2/Portal 2/L4D as well.

>>14625033
I really do like better graphics, but judging from interviews it sounds like they take up so much time that the games have to sell millions of copies to break even.

>>14625033
Many modern AAA games have complete shit graphics because of the consoles anyway, see any and all CoD. That being said everything benefits from better visuals, they may not be integral but a beautiful scenery that isn't made up of 500 polygons to make it run on a toaster always adds to the experience.

>>14625033

Graphics aren't what drives up costs.

It's poor management and bloated teams where EVERYONE needs 6 figure salaries.

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You like ponies.

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>>14625036
You've never been awake too long to sleep?

>>14625023
This is why I use free software, though it doesn't apply in all cases. Sometimes throwing unholy amounts of money at something actually does succeed, like in Photoshop's case.

>>14625033
>>14625041
Once capitalism collapses there won't be any need to redevelop graphics over and over anyway.

Every game will just use the best engine, best textures, etc. because all of those copyrights will be nationalized by Glorious Peoples' Republic.

Now even Mario 3D Land will run on Crysis 3 engine, Comrade.

>>14625052
Kind of. You mean like a short-lasted second wind?

It doesn't really matter, you're here is all that matters. What horse fetishes would you like to discuss?

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Has anyone played Killzone Shadowfall? I was just watching videos of it and reflecting on the big controversy over the E3 2005 trailer for Killzone 2 that everyone (rightly) pointed out was pre-rendered CGI. It's funny because you look at the latest Killzone and the actual gameplay looks just as good as those fake pre-rendered graphics from 8 years ago. People were like, "Nah games will never look that good, they'll look like real life". And technology has advanced to the point that games really do look just like real life.

>tfw old

>>14625059
>that
>just like real life

wat

>>14625059
Games don't look anything like real life. CryEngine is currently the most powerful engine and it still doesn't reach photorealism. Once Carmack drops his unlimited detail technology, if he does, we'll get fairly near to photorealism.

>>14625018
>Focus on the guns and making them realistic
>Fast-paced gameplay reminiscent of 90's shooters

Why make the guns so pretty if you're too busy to look at them?

>>14625059
It still hasn't come anywhere close to being 'real life' quality.

hey I can't find it on derpibooru so I must assume it got lost in that database fuckup some months back

does anyone have that picture someone (not me) drew of Danganya in zebra form cuddling an uncomfortable Ice Pack with a blanket on

if anyone can help it's you MLPG
thank you

>>14625058
Dicks go with everything. And a bit of pudge to grab onto feels so good.

But at the end of the day, I'm a cuddle kind of man.

I like to imagine pony sex lasts about as long as horse sex. So there's a strong emphasis on foreplay and then the cooldown with loving cuddles and whispering.

>>14625018

That mod is fucking terrible. It's "realistic" to the point of being cumbersome and clunky and stupid. Why do I have to press a combination of buttons to PUT AWAY my gun, and then another to GET OUT a different gun?

>OMG SO REALISTIC, MY CHARACTER DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SWITCH WEAPONS, I AM SO FUCKING IMMERSED RIGHT NOW WITH THIS REALISTIC REALISM

Mlpg I need the name of a good horror movie, plz. And to make this pony related what horror movie would you watch with your favorite pony or some shit.

>>14625050
Also marketing costs. I really have no idea why companies like EA blow almost a billion on it when they have all those game magazines/communities waiting at their door to give them free advertisement.

Over here they put some Mass Effect 3 flyer on every fucking door handle in the whole dorm. It's such a retarded waste of money.

>>14625080
I wish I could enjoy loving cuddles and gentleness and whispering

it seems like something nice

>>14625091
I'm scared of intimacy. I wish I could enjoy it too.

>>14625087
Because most people don't even read reviews.

Direct correlation between ad money and sales. No question about it, guaranteed. Capitalism doesn't act arbitrarily: it always does the selfish thing.

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>>14625091
Some people just aren't made for it, anon.

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>>14625076

Sorry GG, can't find it in my fanpony folder.

Do you know the artist's name?

>>14625086
watch The Birds with Fluttershy

For you though, idfk

>>14625102
You can't tell me that throwing flyers for Mass Effect 3 everywhere is a successful way to advertise stuff.
Especially since it was the third game in the row and thus pretty much every possible customer already knew about it.

>Capitalism doesn't act arbitrarily: it always does the selfish thing.
Capitalism isn't some bodiless entity though, it's carried out by humans which aren't omniscient and can make mistakes. Otherwise you wouldn't have unsuccessful businesses.

>>14625106
I wish I did
I guess I'll just have to repost it to derpibooru and look for the artist in a month when I get home

>>14625101
I refuse to trust someone that closely. Keep them at a good distance.

>>14625106

>drive through icepack

Does he just have this lane beside his house with a glory hole for mares that want a quicky?

>>14625123
I know, right? What if they touch me and I don't like it? What if they look me in the eyes too much?

>>14625103
Any fetishes that aren't lame?

>>14624992
What is wrong with the artist? Is he an ass or something?

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MT stram!
/mtbin

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>>14625135
>lame
You mean cozy.

>>14625140
Any fetishes that aren't cozy and lame?

>>14625070
>>14625068

Have y'all played the games these kids have got these days, like on a really powerful computer with a real nice screen? It's like walking through a movie!

Maybe you guys have different standards than I do for near-photorealism.

>>14625143
>Have y'all played the games these kids have got these days, like on a really powerful computer with a real nice screen?

Not really, they are all the same with a slightly altered setting anyway.

>>14625143
>getting pre built computers to play shootbang 9000: pay us for additional content

Yeah, real winners

>>14625143
Not a really powerful computer and not a really nice screen, but I can run anything on max at fullHD, and yeah, that's not really photorealism. I stopped following the generic shooters, but they wouldn't have brilliant graphics anyway, and the rest is not really there. Visuals have gone a long way, but it's still not photorealism, no matter how you look at it; there's only a handful of games where the polygons aren't trying to stick your eyes out.

>>14625113

>you can't tell me that advertising is a successful way to advertise

It's a way of saying, "Hey! You know those Mass Effect games? Well there's a new one coming out!"

And then normal person that isn't a basement dwelling 4chan user goes:

"Oh shit! They're doing a new one?!" or "I don't care, stop wasting our planet's finite natural resources"

>>14623605

Have we talked about this?

>>14625162
Yeah, I know what advertisement is supposed to do.

My point was, that I find it really hard to believe that this is a cost-effective way to do it.

>>14625173
Yes, mainly just the spoiler

>>14625173
>my little pony grows up
Glad for them, but mine won't. She will stay my *little* pony.

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Fluttershy and Juniper on the beach.

>"Oh we do! My father takes the family to the beach every summer!
>Last year, it was a Tuesday!"

>>14625182
I for one welcome our new amazon princess overlords

>>14625173
>a premiere that is less thrilling
>an actual reviewer they specifically invited to an early screening saying this
>the premiere is going to be shit again
thanks McCarthy

>>14625160

Get on a playstation 4 and play the latest Killzone, or get on a friend's gaming rig and load up the latest Crysis. Or some of the racing games, like DiRT. Or watch high res videos of them. I think they look darn close to real life. But if you don't think so, that's your opinion.

>>14625189
>Get invited to a preview party
>Say it's complete shit
Thanks obama!

>>14625189
>Twilight solves all the problems alone again
>>It’s not the best episode
It keeps getting worse
I probably shouldn't be reading this but the little hype that was building up very slowly now dropped below zero
Saturday is going to be very ugly

>>14625189
It will still be better than The Crystal Empire

Probably

>>14625201
>>14625189
>Two episodes watched for review
The guy hasn't seen seasons 1 2 and 3, chances are there's alot he's missing context for.

>>14625216
He did see them, he was comparing the opener to other FiM episodes. Even if he didn't see every episode, it comes off as if he'd seen at least a couple, otherwise he has no basis for the "not the best" comparison, and why would he make that comment otherwise?

>>14624970
Woah woah woah Terraria 1.3 isn't even out yet, let's wait for that first.

>>14625223
maybe but he also mentions some other things that make me interested and he certainly didnt say it was shit

>>14625194
My PC is better than a shobby PS4 at least.

>>14625216
And yet, the outside universe key seems to be working best. The author focuses on what the episodes are trying to do/say with the plot and message, rather than complain about characterization shifts or too many songs or other fans' complaints. I like that. For comparison:
>The show’s strongest moments explore the complex subtext of female friendships through what appears to be a juvenile lens. Yet there’s an insidiousness about constantly championing the group over the individual: Like many narratives targeted to young girls, there are never any heroes in My Little Pony, championing some versions of girl power at the expense of others. No pony accomplishes something alone that she would not have done better with her friends present.
>It makes for some curious contradictions: Even though Twilight Sparkle’s mentor, Princess Celestia, is always pushing her to learn more from her friends, Celestia herself doesn’t seem to have any. What happens to all your friends between childhood and adulthood?
I dare you to find brony reviews which would focus on this kind of aspects. At best they would hide these considerations among a super-long pretentious rant about how FiM was the best show ever and Hasbro ruined it forever.

>>14625223
Ah well then >opinions, for all we know he could be the kind of person that owns a Nyx plush. I remain optimistic until proven otherwise.

>>14625185

>Juniper with her hair down

hnnng

>>14625242
What would you do if "Nyx" made a cameo?

>>14625237
>Twilight and friends get separated
>Princess Twilight Sparkle for 10 minutes
>something something Discord something queen zebra
>they "band together" but Twilight still solves all the problems on her own while friends do nothing
>finds the box that needs keys
>the end
Which part of this is the one that you find to be good?
And when a reviewer says something is not the best, it translates to it being shit. In this case both are relative to the series, but that doesn't make me feel any better about it.

>>14625265
>Which part of this is the one that you find to be good?
Which part of that do you find bad?

>>14625259
Stop watching the show and move on probably.

>>14625271
Every single one that I listed. Except for the end.

>>14625259
I would not only drop the show immediately, but would also continue to shitpost about how it's complete shit and anyone watching it is retarded.

>>14625271
Not him but

>they "band together" but Twilight still solves all the problems on her own while friends do nothing

That is a big problem. Both the pilot episodes and the discord two parter didn't have that.

>>14625275
maybe if you weren't so eager to call it shit, you might not be dissapointed

>>14625173
>dose terrible comments
>dat autist making up for 1/3 of them
>dat Twilight Sparkle RP

>>14625282
>Both the pilot episodes and the discord two parter didn't have that.
BULL
FUCKING
SHIT
All the pilots had Twilight solve the problem in the end

>>14625265
>queen zebra
that'll probably be Zecora, right?
>king Zebra

Select your horse.
And then select your fetish.

>>14625293
But he was defeated by Terry and Rainbow Dash and is now in prison.

>>14625294
Fluttershy
sweaty bushes

>>14625185

>MLP will never have another episode about the Mane 6 going to foreign lands and meeting other cultures

>>14625285
Stop being stupidly optimistic just for the sake of being optimistic. I could accept it if you said that Discord might be cool, the Zebra queen might be cool, although for the latter I have McCarthy's great track record on villains with me, but sure, be optimistic and then disappointed if you want.
But saying that actually canonically separating the main 6, even if you plan to join them up later as a result of unforeseen circumstances, is good, that's stupid. Princess Twilight Sparkle for 10 minutes out of 40 is going to be a bad thing, but again, go ahead and look forward to it, no arguments there.
Twilight solves all the problems on her own. That's fucking awful and you're shit if you don't have a problem with it.
Box thing, again just an excuse to not go along with the stupid forced shit of separating her and her friends, but not the worst thing ever.

https://derpibooru.org/413336

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>>14625294
I'll have one Panka Poe stuffed with cake please Anon.

>>14625298
He probably escapes from his prison to be the new villain, Maybe he wants to stage a coup d'état and take over from queen Zebra.

>>14625309
To be honest, one episode out of 65 does make for a clear exception rather than the rule.

>>14625310
>Stop being stupidly optimistic
no
also, tl;dr

THE TIME HAS COME

AND SO HAVE I

>>14625310
>I haven't seen an episode yet
>Someone said it's shit
>It's probably shit
Anon he's critiquing a little girls cartoon like it "handles the subject of women's relationships with one another" seriously. It's a cartoon anon, I don't trust any motherfucker that writes a thesis on kids shows to give me a reasonable opinion.

>>14625320
>less than 1k characters
>tldr
ok

>>14625290
Wrong.

Applejack saved twilight.
Fluttershy stopped the manticore.
Pank got them past the trees.
Rarity helped the dragon.
Dash fixed the bridge.

In the discord eps they all helped dash back to normal.

Compare that to the wedding episodes where the others do absolutely nothing, or the crystal empire episodes where they do nothing.

>>14625294

Gilda

Drunk sex

>>14625294
Celestia
gigantic humanized titties

>>14625324
I didn't even mention his opinion of the episode in that entire post. I'm talking about facts he brought up, things that will happen. These things are not up in the air assuming he didn't write a fictional review, these things are going to be there and they're going to suck.