PINK THREADPOST PINK, OR DIELAST NON PINK THREAD>>14610603
>>14614617>implying pink exists
>>14614617I don't have pink, I have light red though.
Can we ruin this thread because I don't like it?
>>14614681draw plus, calling it
>>14614636So is any other artist. The only difference between sb and them is that he received a lot of ass patting when he first started.
>>14614677>Ponk threadIt's already ruined, Anon
oh yes pink thread
FLUTTERSHY IS PARTLY PINK
why isn't there more pony stuff that has to do with Terraria that isn't autistic?
>>14614665I want to do lots of sexual things to that Derpy so much.
>>14614710There's the pink party girl.
My Little Politics General
>>14614731 It's not enough
>>14614784>MLPG goes to /pol/
My Little Paparazzi General
4 days left MLPG. How are you feeling?
>>14614800I'm feeling pony.
HOLY SHIT MLPG I'M BACK
>>14614802i am impressed with kevinsanos progress over the years and i hate him
>>14614832Welcome back bizarre mane pony that could probably use a little more exercise
>>14614696Not all of them. And since SB actually started drawing here, it's only natural he'd have gotten lot of encouragement. He's got drive and that's admirable, and while he probably still has a long way to go, he's come very far.
>>14614845mewball you hate anyone who is better than you
>>14614800Feeling pretty good. It's strange though, it feels like just another week in the hiatus, like the fact that it's going to be over soon hasn't really settled in. Here's hoping it's worth the wait.
>>14614709>Sweet bro and Hella jeff>Homestuck
>>14614884But what if it wasn't worth the wai
How do I convince pony to scratch my back? She thinks it's weird even when I do it for her.
>>14614884Everyone will probably show up at once an hour or so before the premiere and the thread will explode by the time we get to 15 MINUTES.
1. Nightmare Moon2. S2 Luna3. Celestia4. S1 Luna5. Chrysalis6. My OC who married King Sombra7. Cantdance8. Twilycorn
I don't see the appeal of phn's art.
>>14614919GO MARK SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS THE WRONG THREAD
Cadence is the smexiest pone.
>>14614919What kind of language is that?
>"Oh uh, hi Anon... want some rough sex?"
sex with Applejack
>>14614928She was cute!
>>14614921I don't see the appeal of ____ art
>>14614884You're right this hiatus feels like its been forever, I hope when the thread explodes so does the fan content. Maybe we'll even get new good music and not dubshit.
>>14614945rough and sweaty or slow and easy?
>>14614953dubstep as a whole has been on the decline in popularity and production, it was a flavor of the month
>>14614953New remixes and songs are a given dubstep is a given, the quality will be up to Judgement.
You are allowed! There is no shame!
>>14614921that's fine, you are entitled to your opinion and i respect that.enough people do find the appeal that phn is able to make a career out of it and support himself with just his art.
>>14614976Using it in excess or ironically is still shitposting.
>>14614973Wait what is going on in this image.
>>14614976I love japanese emoticons.
>>14614976I hate emoticons, so yes, I'm also going to ahte you for using them.
I hope you're all studying for the big test on Saturday after the new episode
>>14614976I had to resist the temptation to ironically shitpost in ludicrous speed.
>>14614800i am feeling the hype, but not the kind of hype were i will stay up all night to watch the premier like it was in the old days.
>>14614976>cute girl uses emoticonsfine with me>roonga uses emoticonsfuck off you asshole
>>14615013why stay up?why not sleep early so you can be bright eyed and bushy tailed when it comes?
>>14614848>doesn't like ponies in clothes>doesn't like chubby poniesDo you even like alternative hairstyles, spawn of Satan?
>>14615013>fallout 4OH SHITI DIDN'T KNOW
Is there a single alicorn princess better than Pinkie Pie? I think not. Princess Pinkie Pie for sole ruler of Equestria! She's the future we deserve.
>>14615032too much excitement and hardcore ponying the night before
>>14615013Staying up all night for one of those series marathons to the episode is fun, but the one time I did it it exhausted me to the point that I didn't really enjoy the episode much. Went with this logic >>14615032 afterwards. Much better to be able to see the post episode hype then have to sleep through it.
>>14615039I like cute ponies not wearing clothes with a wide variety of mane styles, so long as they actually at least somewhat resemble manesI do not like the ones that are purely transplanted human hair styles
>>14615013>hype for fallout 4disgusting
>>14615060>purely transplanted human hair stylessuch as?for the record I have never seen a horse with a mane like Sassaflash's....
>>14614936Why is Marker so pretty?
>>14615073the beehive hairdo
Bitch bitch bitch, you guys do anything else? Or is the atmosphere always so thick with estrogen you can cut it with a knife? When I came yesterday everyone was like "Talk about the show or get out" phffHA! Rediculous. You're all a bunch of control freaks. "SNIFFFF you can't post RD, can't post scratch, you can't do this, or that or ANYTHING.... SNIFFFF...Unless I approve it." Uh huh. Judgemental basement dwellers all of you. But alas, its nothing you haven't heard before.
>>14615074because she is a pure maiden who doesn't mess around with that 'booping' fad all the other fillies her age are into. It's shameful the way they carry about, but Marker's better than all that. I'm so proud of her.
>>14615085I love that blue pone.
7'5" (226cm)198lbs (89kg)
>>14614918>Celestia only place threeBut that's wrong
>>14615087Wow, it's almost like different persons browse MLPG!
>>14615091Explain this then!
>>14615106>7'5"Dude that's fucking terrifying
>>14615115I guess RD really is an egghead now.
>>14615128seriously, fallout 1&2 are the only fallout games.
>>14615135In his defense, tall girls are unf.
>>14615106>encouraging anorexiaI knew you were terrible, but come the fuck on.
>>14615096Do you love her enough to let her go?
>>14615146Nostalgia googles much?
>>14615073The easy way to tell anon is to look at a pony from behind.To be an actual horse mane the hairline has to travel down the neck in the center almost to the body. All the background pony styles, including Sassaflash's do just this.The human styles when viewed from behind do not have the neck line, as they are not manes at all.
>>14615117>visible spine and shoulder blade
>>14615161Actually no, I played them last year for the first time. I was a preacher of fallout 3 until I saw the light.
>>14615149Except I've got my computer hooked up to handle such situations. Noisy or not, the point still stands. (the since I know this isn't the first time you've been notified) I see more shit slinging in here than anything else.
>>14615212Horsey ponies > peopley ponies
>>14615195So you hate pink flying pone's mane?
>>14615256so who are you, a /b/ shitposter?
>>14615135It's upsetting for her because she knows guys think like that. She's intimidating, despite being so withdrawn and shy. She's practically otherworldly status. Her stride contains as much confidence as a deer calf having recently learned to walk, but her arms and legs move in ways that are arousing and unbelievably fluid, otherwise. Imagine a man wanting to undress her in that suit she's wearing. She's practically sewn in it's so tight, so once he tries to pull it up, all he can see is underboob. The top isn't going over the rest of her large chest, no way no how. She just tilts her head way down and looks at him with those huge, sad eyes she always seems to have, eyelashes flittering.
>>14615260That looks horrifying.
>>14615223Fallout 1 is kind of a horrible mess, but a good proof of concept. 2 is amazing. 3 is pretty good, New Vegas is 2-level.
>>14615267Ah I don't know. Who cares where I come from? If I didn't originate here aren't I some kind of peice of shit?
>>14615117unf markerbutt unf unf
>>14615271Perhaps this is a better example of horsey ponies, that previous image did not quite properly reconcile the dualistic horse/pone nature that is ideal
>>14615283This place might as well b /b/
>>14615212>human scapula into the trash
>>14615287That's too much for me.I like it when some aspects are added, like tail docks or proper shoulders instead of having the legs just grow out of the rump though
>>14615292Now see, it's an attitude like that that makes it true. So kindly fuck off to wherever you came from and don't come back.
>>14615287>rarity still as hot as everunf
>>14615309See this is what I'm talking about. Thank you anon, for proving my point.
>>14615283You're the new kid, everyone wants to know where you're from, and also if you give out free candy
>>14615309>telling poeple to fuck offElitist much?
>>14615286She's kind of embarrassed about it.
>>14615261Hers works like a normal mane in most of the scenes there is nothing to hate about it, other than the fact Twilight/Blossomforth's style pulls off the neckline better
>>14615329but I like her butt!
>>14615159I probably would let pone go if it was really really important to her.Then I'd drown myself in alcohol and look up where I can get a gun
>>14615320But I don't want to jump through these hoops of validation.I've watched, or not watched, I came from here, or there which ranks me higher than the others or below another character.Fuck that.Look, just be assured I've seen some things. I've been around.
>>14615323There's a difference between being elitist, and having some minimal standards. You don't meet them.
>>14615346B-but the show is important, right?
If there are no deer in S4 then I will leave mulpug forever.
>>14615346Don't mind these poeple. They are just fans of the fandom.
>>14615351If there's one thing ruining MLPG that you can do something about, it's responding to blatant shitposting. There's the occasional elaborate attempt, but this is below entry level.
>>14615363Unf dat ass
>>14615351Well see the problem with what you are saying is this. You are just an idiot. And idiots opinions and "standards" don't mean shit.Into the trash you go.
>>14615367You say that nowbut watch mlpg be the only thread that cares about episode days again
>>14615378Handling lights next to babes seems like a sweet job.
>>14615369True. But some things just need to be said. I'm done, though.
Pony is addicted to rimming
>>14615362To a non fanatical point. Yes.>>14615367Fans of the fandom. Interesting. So do they consider themselves knights who protect? Oris that TinFoil I see?
>>14615388>But some things just need to be saidThat's just what they want you to think.
>>14615396A little bit of both. Did you see the last thread?
>>14615302That is a horse scapula.
>>14615396Is watching the show being fanatic? I'm pretty sure I'm not fanatic.
>>14615387Nah, it'd be like working in a candy store but can't eat any of the candy. Knowing that your desire is out of reach.
>>14615369>below entry levelI'm not aiming to write a thesis professor. I'm merely remarking on the fact of "Wow, these guys are dicks." Savvy?
>>14615407Those aren't horse proportions. Those aren't anything proportions, in fact. That ass too fat.
>>14615388You just really need to have that last word don't you? I understand. It's typical for your kind.
>>14615396Spitfire, I think you are done with this act.
>>14615407It seriously looks like her torso is made of silly putty.
>>14615429>>14615435Celestia uses her powerful magic to transform into Anon's desires.
>>14615419not even close you mother fucker
>>14614995cadance and her love for fruits
>>14615429Looks pretty firm to me.
>>14615407You can't say that about a popular artist! Everything they draw is gold! They do no wrong!
>>14615442That is all I need to know.Go back to /b/.
>>14615445That's Chrysalis' shtick.
>>14615378Pretty much. She's tallll. And she needs a man to wrap her long legs around while her huge pink locks cover her eyes so she doesn't have to look at him.
>>14615450Redline it, Ross.
What do you think the fandom will be like in the coming decades?
>>14615383Right. Until a tripfag comes around and you all jump on the dick.
>>14615491I'd look at the old old trekkies for an example
>>14615346You don't have to, there will always be people asking you, just remember that. Or just passive aggressively deal with it, like 80% of the other namefags on hereIf it makes you feel better I like ya /)
>>14615420It depends on your approach. I admit when I watch the show I get a little... too into it. Its an emotional rollercoaster. But to go on and on and on about, wear the shirts, buy all the toys, and to proudly wear the brony shirts in public while exclaiming to the world that "YES I AM A FREAK AND I LOVE IT" ....Is a bit fanatical. But to watch it quietly to yourself and actually get some enjoyment and an emotional pick me up? Thats ok in my books.
>>14615491Dead I hope. I don't see myself doing this for another year.
>>14615491It will become more circlejerky once popular artists start leaving for more profitable fandoms but it'll probably largely remain the same, merely because there's no way to sink lower.
>>14615429What about this ass?
>>14615499Dunno if you've noticed, anon, but tripfags aren't liked around here so much as tolerated.
>>14615491the normal fans will fade while the supercreepy with remain.just like with the past gens of mlp we will see tv shows about obsessed bronies.
>>14615521>80% ass>20% horse
I ask my self the very same
>>14615516>there's no way to sink lowerDon't tempt fate.
>>14615526Really?What, does someone need to make a post responding to every single obvious bait post with a big warning so people notice? Oh right, we've been doing that for some time and not even that worked.
>>14615516The need for attention keeps them moving.
>>14615521PULL OVER>>14615535>just like with the past gens of mlp we will see tv shows about obsessed broniesthere are TV shows about people obsessed with past generations of MLP? I kinda doubt that.
>>14615535what if this was a little girl living the dream?
>>14615535This picture makes me incredibly angry, then incredibly sad.
>>14615552Sorry man, sometimes it's hard to tell if somebody's trolling or just has selective vision/memory.
>>14615516I still think that the whole FiM fandom is still higher than the sonic fandom, so we still have quite a ways to go.
>>14615535You know, I wouldn't mind sleeping in this room, but it must be a bitch to clean it up. All that merchandise must gather unholy amounts of dust.
>>14615542Me too, but like this.
>>14615577The FiM fandom at least has regular producers of quality contentI don't think there are any "high end" sonic fan content producers
I know what I am doing in about an hour. What about you mlpg?
>>14615521GOD LOOK HOW SMUG SHE IS
>>14615542You're living it, take solace in thatBeing alive > Being dead
>>14615570When someone just generally shits on popularfags, tripfags or namefags, it's shitposting, no exceptions. When it's specific, it's not always shitposting, but generic always is.
>>14615586i never expected the dust when i started buying pony toys.so much goddamn dust
>>14615605editing my hats hud as I waste time for horse cartoon stram
>>1461561510/10 speech bubble would read again GOAT
>>14615615How many mangoes does it mean when I want to fuck
>>14615604Depends.People who consider themselves IN the fandom vs. people who occasionally draw something related to the IP for kicks.
>>14615615>you will never receive a basket of tiny mango-costumed batponiesthank god
>>14615646just oneup the ass
>>14615604That was my main train of thought. There might be just as many autists living with their parents in both fandoms, but as of the moment there is high-quality art, videos, and music coming from the fandom.
>>14615615>yfw Akuma's day job is selling Mangoes from a rug
>>14615656that's kind of forwardi dont think bat pony would appreciate that
>>14615535>>14615626Does owning toys somehow magically generate extra dust?
>>14615619Don't you meanBeing dead > Being alive ?Why bother being alive in this day and age?
>>14615652>bring them into the house>half of them run out of the bowl, the others are on their sides and can't get up just flailing their legs
>>14615650for this argument of fandom against fandom, I'm going with "people who consider themselves IN the fandom"
>>14615605Getting some sleep probably, I've been real sluggish lately, Gonna buy a shit tonne of trade and comics tomorrow though
If someone cooked a magical talking pony for you would you eat it?
Have you watered your pony today?
>>14615671>implying she isn't the one doing the shoving
>>14615605sucking a the new X-COM.early game is hell
Eternity felt like nothing before you were born, it will be the same when you're dead.
>>14615685of course not, that's monstrous
>>14615694but i cant fit anything up my buttits not for shoving things uppony culture is weird
>>14615615I'd fuck that mango.
>>14615703I want that feel.
>>14615687>tfw no chia pet pony waifu you can grow and water
Never filtered anyone. I guess I can start now.
>>14615685>cooking ponies>not eating them rawpleb
>>14615711she'll make it fit
>>14615723If you kinda think about it, sleeping is sort of like being dead. Specifically those nights where you don't dream at all, and have no recollection of anything during that period you were sleeping
>>14615733Why do you announce this? Are you that much of a jerk to try to hurt his feelings?
>>14615753What if you died in your sleep?
>>14615733nobody cares who/what you filter but by mentioning it or bringing it up every time you see a filtered post makes you worse than anybody you're filtering except maybe spammers
>>14615753relevant. To this, anyway.http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-w,34288/
>>14615723Then go get it. Theres too many people on this planet anyways.>>14615733>I don't like that so I'm not going to look at ityea yea, just do it, no need to advertise.>feelings
>>14615753I would like sleep forever.
happy birthday to me, yaaay
>>14615782>shitposter extraordinareI think you will fit in quite nicely around here.
>>14615801Happy birthday Anon. What are you doing for it this evening? Drinks? Music? Movies? Pony?
>>14615753Nah, dreamless sleep is like having amnesia
>>14615777I thought the article was real for a second then I realized what website it wasWhat happens if we show Twilight The Onion as an accurate portrayal of human society?
>>14615801>rarifagI hope you had a terrible birthday.
>>14615512Oh hey, so it's BCS. That explains a lot.
>>14615801Happy birthday.Did you think that your life would be going in this direction when you got this old when you were young?
>>14615818... Man, go suck a judgemental dick.
>>14615812School, putting the kids to sleep, and marathoning Equestria Girls
>>14615756I don't see much wrong with it if the target is shitting up the thread, even if I don't tend to announce it when I filter someone; really the only problem is that it's still giving attention to a shitposter. That's also why I don't do it myself.
>>14615833oh god nononoplease god noI can't bear her anymore
>>14615841>there are people on MLPG who have kidsI'm scared
>>14615849She is the only one around here that gives two shits about zone. So...
>>14615841Do you watch ponies with your children?What's that like
>>14615808Dawn of the first day72 hours remain
>>14615801Happy birthday, Anon! I made you an ASCII Rarity:.../\ (/0-0\)~~Wah-Ha-Ha.3....|...|__ _.......[......]..3.......|.|...|.|....3
>>14615857I've seen other people post that image, and I sincerely doubt BCS would tell other people to kill themselves.Also she's not a rarifag.
>>14615857please don't. I thought she was dead.
>>14615841happy birthday hydro?
>>14615808I for one am also looking forward to that pirate comic dropping Wednesday.Fluttershy looked really, really, cute in the preview. Previously, I'd thought of her as an alright sort of pony, but not really interesting enough to be anything near best pony. This comic might just improve her standing, though.Have the comics changed anybody else's favorite ponies, or at least given you what you thought were valuable insight into their character?
>>14615870> > a a v v
>>14615856>there are people on MLPG who have kids and fap to underage poniesThat is something to be scared about.
>>14615871>using your ascii, cut the head 1/4 to the left of the neck.>This kills the rarity.
>>14615887Someone needs to draw her with the shell in her hair. She is just so cute in it.
>>14615857I don't know if she would be capable of not namedropping every single popular person she knows and how she actually really knows zone and is almost exactly like him.Posting style reminds me of Nonymous, and post content of anyone from the /b/read in general, that's once again not very BCS-like, hers is just /b/-tier attentionwhore for both when she's off meds.
>>14615841Augh... Just to get it off the bucket list or just for the giggles? Pinky does some great work.>>14615857>>14615849Should add a second name guys. I've got a dick, i don't suck it. so I ain't who you think I am.
>>14615887Didn't change their places, but the good micros make me appreciate those characters more.
I hope all the ded drawfags come back.
>>14615875>>14615857>>14615833I rather like BCS when she's not having psychological problems. I'm only saying this in case she's lurking ITT and she gets depressed again or something. I don't want that because she's a good artperson who has good taste in books.
>>14615921There are some that should just stay dead or at least hat us
>>14615921But they all killed themselves or got ran over by a bus or multiple buses
>>14615928The list needs to be posted again so I can say which ones should stay ded and who should come back
>>14615925Is that... Vimes?
>>14615887>reading sub-par comics>still reading pone comics>pirating sub-par pone comics>not supporting your LCS
>>14615925It's not depression. That's just what happens to her when she is off her meds.
sex with Celestia
>>14615929Kraut is the only confirmed kill
>>14615925BCS was easily one of my favorite artists before she had her breakdown earlier this year, largely because I didn't know much about her as it turned out, that doesn't change anything about the fact that she behaved completely insufferably for months and is apparently a terrible person.
>>14615946The MLP comic is one of the best on-going comics right now.If you can name some better ongoing right now I'm all ears.
>>14615945His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes
human ponies in relationships
>>14615954You are not really an artfag
>>14615955>"Why Anon, no pony has been that forward in years."
>>14615965Shit, I read your post with the voice of that guy from the Simpsons.
>>14615979Is that a yes?
>>14615979DOES SHE ACCEPT MY PROPOSITION?
>>14615945Heh, yeah. The eyes freak me out too, but it's the first Discworld/FiM picture that popped up. Not by her, obviously.>>14615959>and is apparently a terrible personHow she behaves off her meds is not a very good indication of her moral fiber, methinks.
>>14615887Fluttershyis much better in the comics. Probably the most improved, but everyone is pretty good.And I second >>14615896The adorable factor was tripled with it.
>>14615944>>14615961Caluriri, Megasweet, NTSTS, TAW, and Orochi when he namefags, I don't know what he's like as anon, although it's probably a safe assumption that he's being insufferable.And Ross should fuck off already.
>>14615961Out of all them I want Apple, ciircuit, Peanus, Shout to comeback.
I'm going to draw porn and not share it with any of you.
>>14615955motherly sex with celestiathose fapfics by smut anon almost killed me I swear to god.
>>14615965I mean, I'm not an expert like you but from what I'm reading at the moment, Saga, Rat Queens, Earth-2, Green Arrow. They are the few that come to mind
>>14616016Didn't she have a scarf of some sort as well in a couple frames?Accessorized ponies are 2cute
>>14616031You aren't though. What was your last art thing you did?
>>14615973you missed Motherfucking
>>14615994>"It's not a no."
>>14616033>those fapfics by smut anon almost killed me I swear to god.>that feeling
>tfw this crossover actually makes some sense
>>14616039EhI've heard only the webcomic's good.
>>14614658For the people that are dead (Meaning not LK, gypsy, PS as of a day or so ago and others) I'd say I would want ciircuit, Hesh, Jalm, BDF, Jail, Reu, Metals, Endii, Noel, Tess, and Tex
>>14616012>How she behaves off her meds is not a very good indication of her moral fiber, methinks.So, rediv too?
>>14616019I wouldn't mind 0r0 coming around actually.
>>14616039Don't even joke.>>14616046Saga is good and Earth 2 is decent. Can't comment on Rat Queens or Green Arrow because I haven't read them.Your taste is adequate
>>14616055that's not an official title given by the city
>>14616050Who ever said that I was?
>>14616063>Hiccup>losing his leg before the dragon reconciliationUh. I should rewatch that movie.
>>14616047Someone should post the comic so we could find out
>>14616070Every time I can recall him being here with a name on it ended with him behaving like a huge cunt, but he definitely visits as anon
>>14616039crossed, the comic with zombies?The first one was great, but after that it started being very eh.
>>14616070I only wish 0r0 would come back so I could request Jojo's stuff from him, but that's really it. He's the kind of guy that's only tolerable in small doses.
dog is wired
Corruption with Chrysalis
>>14616077Actually, it's been given Exactly by the city.Mostly the guild of assassins.
>>14615928You kinda implied when you responded to this>>14616078
>>14616099Don't be talkin shit about best dog
http://i.imgur.com/DawFULp.pngOk, everyone can stop panicking now, I'm here and the stram will be on schedule.Tonight's episodes:It's About TimeDragon QuestHurricane 2.3Ponyville ConfidentialMMMystery on the Friendship express
>>14616108the guild of assassins aren't the city
>>14616121>tfw no happiness
>>14616109I implied nothing. I told you straight up, i hate you. Where is the implication? There isn't any, you misread.
>>14616076I heard people read Crossed because it's so bad they can't stop, like watching a train crash
>>14616099>pony will never smirk at you for ordering a large coffee
>>14616143Ok then. At least that's out of the way
>>14616165MT is ded and likes us.
>>14616165>smirkingWHY IS SHE SMIRKINGDO I HAVE SOMETHING WRONGDO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACEIT'S BECAUSE I'M UGLY ISN'T ITFUCK YOU PONY
>>14616165>you will never mistakingly believe pony barista is flirting with you when she's just making small talk
>>14616181She took request last night
Ponies in relationships.
>>14616147I guess? Only the first series was readable and even then it wasn't that good. After that it just becomes unbearable with only the webcomics being somewhat decent.
>>14616187>tfw MT is alive and likes us
>>14616134All really good episodes.
>>14616181She posted on the sub this morning. http://mlpg.co/art/res/3130.html
>>14616165Pony stop that. I just want some brown caffeine liquid and I don't give a crap about Italian terminology.
>>14616200Ponies in relationships
>>14616208>dragon quest>goodIs that you, qc?
>>14615668>deafdefiler knows the names of bat OCsthat pushed it over the line, into the filter you go
ponies in danger
>>14616200but it is forbidden
Pony rape needs to happen. Mac just needs to get crazy. Maybe spike in an older form splitting a pony with his dragon dick.Someone animate this. Or commision zone.
One large pony, please.
>>14616239...Akuma from Street Fighter, anon. I have no idea what that bat's name is.
>>14616200I've nibbled the ear of a girl in public when I was 16.It felt fucking great.
>>14616184>>14616210>you will never go to the extreme opposite, tell yourself that there's no way she'd be interested in you, and dismiss any flirtacious behavior as small talk
>>14616243>implying it's not already commonplace
>>14616239>not knowing the names of cute poniesWhat are you, gay?
>>14616250I can tell you if you want
>>14616245Shouldn't you be busy going fast?
>>14616249COMIN' RIGHT UP
>>14616264>dismiss any flirtacious behavior as small talk> believe someone is flirting with you when she's just making small talkI always do. I suck at women.
>>14616243Better idea: Spike raping Rarity while she sleeps. His tiny dragon dick would never be enough to wake her up so he'd get away with it. He'd cum inside her and everything.
>>14616245I'm sorry, Sanic. I'm working on my inspiration.
>>14616269Into the filter it goes
>>14616287If he doesn't want to hear it: I do. It's a cute batpony
>>14616305you're the meaning in my lifeyou're the inspiration
>>14616290No, no, I asked for the LARGE, you gave me the small. Rookie mistake
>tired>walk into bedroom>see thiswhat do
>>14616165Coffee a shitHot sugar milk/warm sugar milk master race
>>14616269I don't mean fanfics, I mean something top tier quality animation, where parents come in and they think its the actual show. Oh look its fluttershy, and hey look its pinky pie with a strap on...wait a strap on?...OH JESUS. You get what I mean.>>14616293No, needs to be hardcore. virginity blood everywhere.
>>14616329Ask her to switch back and drop my pants
>>14616329Start my new life as a cocksleeve.
>>14616335>sugar milkanon you are such a fat pony
>>14616329she's not there for sexrun
>>14616320>>14616339Right, right. My mistake.Extra-extra-large pony, coming up!
>>14616335>Sugar MilkIt's all going on your thighs anon, it adds up
>>14616329Ma'm, we need to take you to the hospital, skin is not supposed to be that colorAlso tell ask her what the fuck she's doing in my house
>>14616308nonevershe's my bat waifu
>>14616352That's too big.
>>14616350didn't they break up
>>14616329Shoot her in the face with my BFG 9000>>14616343>>14616353I don't drink it every day, I mostly drink water.
>>14616320But that's the worlds tallest ruler.
>>14616365No, they were grumpy like every single pony in town that day
GIANT PONIES ARE DUMB
Alright! MLPG's Pone Marethon marches on tonight at 7:00pm EST. We're finally winding down season two, so stop by and put on them rose-colored glasses and pine for your glory days!http://www.livestream.com/nonymousTonight's episodes are:>46 It's About Time, M. A. Larson, 2012-03-10>47 Dragon Quest, Merriwether Williams, 2012-03-17>48 Hurricane Fluttershy, Cindy Morrow, 2012-03-24>49 Ponyville Confidential, M. A. Larson, 2012-03-31>50 MMMystery on the Friendship Express, Amy Keating Rogers, 2012-04-07
>>14616361Then perhaps the extra-large?
>>14616329Suddenly I'm not tired anymore.I give her a bowl of eggs
>>14616357>not having Midnight Blossom as your bat waifustep up nigga
>>14616306I wish filterfags would shut the fuck up about their fucking filters.
>>14616396jasmine is prettier and midnight already lusts for that pegasus cock
>>14616388Hmmm... Not yet. A tiny bit smaller, but you're getting there.
>>14616357Fine, I just googled it. It's Jasmine.Thanks for nothing, Anon.
>>14616400Maybe you should filter "filter"
>>14616329Purge the daemon with extreme prejudice
I wish everyone would shut up
>>14616379And so they broke up forever.
What do ponies feel like?
>>14616425I wish everything would end
>>14616434Because you were such a bitch, I'll steal your waifu.
>>14616385>ESTI don't understand american time, do you know what it is in GMT?
>>14616422>implying pone isn't heretical.
>>14616443I wish everyone was dead but me and some scattered survivors, so i could enjoy life at its fullest scavenging and surviving.
>>14616428You wish anonUnfortunately for you Caramel has laid claim to that sassy pegasus behind and it is not availableI am sure you can try another pone, like Daisy for exampleoops no shes taken too
>>14616405No way is Jasmine prettierAnd I waifud Blossom back when they seemed to be just frens...
>>14616446good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies
>>14616447About 12 bong
>>1461644712 PM GMT
Why can't she be real?
>>14616408Oh, you just wanted the single large! Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
>>14616469I'm mad at you the most
>>14616447In 21 minutes, pone nugget.
>>14616463There'd be a crazy guy in the lot who would try to kill everyone else.
>>14616431what a sexy bat
>tfw no fish n chips in ponyville
>>14616474AM I mean, not PM.
I wish for infinity wishes.
>>14616463>tfw you've been playing too much fallout lately and this sounds like paradise
>>14616481Bullet in the brain.
>>14616451Pony is for purity
>>14616463Do you have any idea how stressful that would be?
>>14616494>Shit, stimpacks don't actually exist? Also what do you mean, I have cancer? Aren't you a doctor? Reduce my rads already!
>>14616477you like big pones, don't you goat
>>14616477more risque Gloomy when?
>>14616477Sir, I think I'd like to speak to the manager
little fillies aren't for sexual
>>14616528I always hated gundams
>>14616521yes anonyes I do
>>14616504isnt that thing more fragile then a AT-ST?
>>14616528I FUCKING LOVE MEDABOTS
This stallion is cutetoo bad ill never get to hug him
>>14616465Sorry, but Caramel is not with Sassaflash any longer. He's been seeing Carrot Top behind her back.
>>14616477Perfect. I'll f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ take that.
>>14616542Getter Robo was always the better series
macro gloomy space exploration
>>14616544What about fat pones
>>14616550Whoa hey you drew Royal Riffyou get the awesome star for the dayand yes he is very cute
>>14616549>tfw the new 3DS game will never come to the states Why do the Japanese hate us so much?
>>14616548Yeahbut AT-ST's are a real terror for infantry apparentlybut the sentinel walker is paper for recon
>>14616520>radiation>not magical mutation mcguffinYou've been listening too much to reality lately, anon.
>>14616532I might try something tonight after dinner.>>14616537Joke's on you, I AM the manager!>>14616566Up to a point, yes.
>>14616566Don't you have enough fat artists already?
>>14616241Is a relationship between a pony and a satyr forbidden?
>>14616580they'll never get over the bombs
>>14616545She'd be so fucking cute if they just gave her eye shadow in the actual show. It really works for her.
>>14616591>all those greentexts about garret being hot for momfuckI hate myself for liking them
>>14616595>sounds in space
>>14616618>sounding in space
>>14616548It's also a lot smaller than an AT-ST.
Holy carp 4 days
http://imgur.com/a/nK9pLthis guy fills a sketchbook each day
>>14616636>>14616598What am I even looking at, here? Should I care?
>>14616629I'm a sucker for scifi looking knights/ancient warriors
>>14616625>unfing in space
>>14616649Draw our season 4 hopes personified.
>>14616649Gloomy locked up
>>14616649Fluttershy wearing cute makeup.
>>14616649Vet pony in a nurse's outfit? nonsexually
>>14616591IS IT TIME ONCE AGAIN?
>>14616649Cute and lewd Fluttershy
>>14616649Anon wearing a fanny pack with a little pone sticking out!
>>14616650subreddit with people that discovered the sub.
>>14616649Gloomy in lewd clothingvery lewd clothing
>>14616649Anon booping Nightmare Moon.
>>14616649CMC gooponies tacklehugging cherilee and making a sloppy mess
>>14616649Pony summoning her stand
Pony asks why you can't enjoy anything anymoreIt's making her worried
>>14616666FUCK YOU KILLER!!!
>>14616687More than this?
>>14616676Who is vet pony?
Which pony tank would you drive around western Europe, /co/?I would drive Rarity because I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I loaded HEAT into her 90mm cannon.
>>14616687Seconding this, but also include Marker Pony. She needs way more love.
>>14616716yesit can always get lewder
>>14616683It looks more like the mentions of "mlpg.co" in reddit. It's not like there's an entire subreddit dedicated to mlpg.co: the posts are from totally different subreddits (dwarffortress, mylittlepony and whatever)
>>14616556Getter is pretty good, but classic Getter was cheesy as shit and Armageddon is confusing as shit.
>>14616649Ponies ripping out of tight clothing.
>>14616707BOO>>14616717She's a cutie that showed up for a scene in Secret of My Excess.
Guys I think I'm in love with macro gloomy
>>14616721Flutter Mirage tank.
>>14616738>drawn pony>vector cutie mark
>>14616755Anon thats perfectly normal you sick fuck.
>>14616745see >>14616733All those posts have next to no views and comments and were done at least 6 months ago.Be chill.
>>14616755You only have three days left to confess your love
>>14616771knighty please go
>>14616771did she just see a pizza?........wait
>>14616771>It feels so good I'm going blind!
>>14616736Fat ponies ripping out of tight clothing
>>14616771I'm going to need a link
>>14616755She's awfully fond of you, too.
>>14616790What kind of pony frosts a cake with their butt?
>>14616790>It feels so good I can finally see!
>>14616721>tankshellcat or bust nigga
>>14616771oh man I remember that one
Oh no I forgot to post pink
>>14616798Big Mac doesn't give a fuck
>>14616666Poster, you have been arrested for the murders of multiple anons and various personas, as witnessed in thread >>14615129. You've been caught red-handed motherfucker, now prepare your moist dick holster for the ravaging of the century.
>>14616839Spoilers: Somewhere on pinkie is a cucumber.
>>14616591No. Between a mother and her child, though...
Are there any /g/ guides to laptops? My __HP_ is currently on its way to death right now, and I need a good replacement.
>>14616778She'd be able to maintain her size if the episode time didn't interfere with the morphic resonance of the spell.
http://www.livestream.com/nonymous HORSE TIME
>>14615049So? Some people like it. Some don't. Congratulations.
>>14616807progress on the cheerleader pic?
>>14616867Falcon guide for laptops. Google it.Also, is it possible to build your own laptop like you'd assembly a normal PC?
>>14616755>not loving Gloomy in any size
>>14616883Not much, to be honest. I changed Gloomy's legs up a bit and started on lines.
>>14616916how about the one with sunset satan?
>>14616915What the fuck, Ross
>>14616916Just checking. Looks fine so far, but I know shit about art.
>>14616867Do you really need the portability of the laptop? If not, its cheaper to buy a desktop.
>>14616942>Slut gives birth to a slut then they make more slutsCircle of life baby.
>>14616955Yeah, I need the portability.
>>14616915I know I shouldn't laugh, but fuck.
>>14616969Whats the price range?
>>14616933That one's kinda on the back burner.
>>14616916>Gloomy's tired "yaaay" facewhy is she so perfect goat
The air is turning into ice.
>>14616980erm, nothing higher than 600$ I guess?
>>14616783>>14616806Believe me you don't. It is quite shit besides the face.
>>14616986Ours is not to reason why, Anonymous.
>>14616986What's the appeal of Gloomy aside from the size?
>>14617053You can stick your penis in her.
>>14617053she's mellow, calm and gentle.
>>14616588What about chubby Gloomy?
>>14617053She's a pony.
>>14617053I dunno, she's a pony with a pony on her buttso I guess thats kinda neat
>>14617053I like the personality she's taken on. And her mane.
>>146170892x the pone.
>>14617098This is making me all sorts of confused
>>14617098Ponies don't have hands or feet.This picture is inaccurate.
>>14617116Shut up, nerd.
>>14616879You seem really defensive of him for some reason.
>>14617131Fluttershy is not a rude pony, she is considerate to a fault
>>14617135Go away Ross.
>>14617144She's just going through a phase
>>14617148I'm not him.
>>14617100I'm sad that ponies are imaginary.Celestia and gloomy would really be good waifus.
>>14617131M-maybe I will shut up!I bet you'd like that wouldn't you?
>>14617170That's exactly what Ross would say.
>>14614921He never once drew a pony.Think about that for a second.
>>14617156see>>14617071and add a side of jaded when she's down
>>14617173You could probably find a chick like Gloomy.
>>14617156Her mane is the long purple bit sticking out from her head.Her personality is warm and mellow and low-key, but still capable of excitement at times.
>>14617186Would Ross post THIS?
>>14617190>>14617212Ah, right.Marker > Gloomy then.
>>14617205I could also call her gloomyshe'd never knowbut she wouldn't be a pony.
>>14617227Marker pony is also good.
>>14617189alright. I'm an artist and I don't draw ponies wither.What of it?
>>14617268She's been ignored this whole hiatus though. It's not fair!
>>14617205>Meet tall depressed girl >Call her "gloomy" as a pet name
>>14617243You're gonna make it bro. You're as strong as you want to be.
>>14617232Not pony sucks.But, setting your standards for pony or nothing is just looking to dump you into depression and complete loneliness.Since ponies will never exist ever.Finding someone that likes the things you like would be a second best.
>>14617186So you call anyone that doesn't agree with you ross?
>>14617297>Since ponies will never exist ever.What about virtual reality machines
>>14617286That's not true. 0r0 drew a great picture of her.
>>14617286She's always around, though. Maybe you just aren't looking hard enough!>>14617289anon plspls
>>14616896Typically no, because laptop hardware is much smaller and more specialized to fit in one particular case. While a normal PC has the tower, a laptop has to contain everything in a slim package, so the pieces all have to be designed to fit around each other (something you don't need to worry about as much with a Tower).
>>14617289Oh god that one actually hurtI didn't ask for this
So, does marker become gloomy when the new horse becomes the old horse much like baby new year becomes old man last year?
I want marker pony to corrupt me into a boop/spoiler]mare
>>14617328If you boop marker pony, does that mean you usurp her?
>>14617342how about a small barebone pc with a monitor in your pc bag? Just plug it in and you're set.
>>14617281If you're an artist in the MLP fandom you need to draw ponies at least once. All he ever did were draw humans he claimed were MLP character, but the only thing he ever did that even remotely resembled MLP characters was that one CMC pic.
>>14617357You know, I heard boop/spoiler]mares are really rare nowadays
>>14617363It mostly just means that you're in for a booping of your own later.
marker pony is for fetishes right?
WHOA LOOK AT TWILIGHTSHE'S DOING THAT THING WITH HER HOOF AGAIN
>>14617312Ignoring the philosophy behind what is and is not real; who can really say how long virtual waifus will take to completely master? You might be long dead before that becomes a feasible option.Its much better to take advantage of what you have now and not waste your whole life away waiting for something that could be.
>>14617397She needs to calm her booping down!
>>14617289A feel I shall never feel.The odds of meeting a girl taller than me are practically 0; toss in that she has to be depressed too, and it's not worth even calling it 'odds'.>>14617381You're still looking at, at minimum, four connections; monitor (cables for which are rarely lightweight or short), keyboard (and the keyboard itself), mouse (technically optional), and power. Not to mention how much more dangerous it is to have an ordinary PC hard drive mobile as opposed to a laptop-specialized one (though this can be negated by using an SSD, that would be over his budget anyway), and that you'd have to do a full startup/shutdown every time you wanted to move.
>>14617398Well she is supposed to be a representation of the thread as a whole. So yes. Marker Pony is not only for fetishes, but she IS fetishes.
>>14617424SHE STUDIED AT THE SCHHOL OF BOOPUTOYOU CAN'T STOP HER
>>14617428I'm either too busy or too tired to care to find anyone. No interest at all.
>>14617428Or he could stop going outside.That fixes his need for a laptop.
>>14617428>>14617381Semi related, but I remember seeing on /v/ a N64 being used as a PC case and I thought it was cool as fuck.
>>14617398>>14617429No, marker pony is a pure maiden who is not for sexual.She does, however, possess an encyclopedic knowledge of everything MLPG talks about, including fetishes. You can get her to discuss the most depraved, sickening sex acts with her, just don't expect her to reciprocate them with you.
>>14617472At least, as the passive partner.
>>14617472>marker pony is not for sexual
>>14617472>she knows everything about every fetish anyone's ever mentioned on the thread>she thinks they're all icky
>>14617189Actually he did. Twice, as a matter of fact.So you've gone on record for not knowing a goddamned thing about what you're talking about.
>>14617510Nah, that's out of character for her.
>>14617510>But she still can't look away>She needs to know everything about them>They may be gross but they're her anons
>>14617513Are we going on phn because he was mentioned the other day?
I forgot how terrible the dragon episode was. Ugh, this might be worse than MMDW.
What's going on in here?
>>14617518"Crotchboobs? Ahaha, that's gross. I've got a whole folder of pictures if you want 'em, though.
>>14617543>>14617543I never really saw anything objectionalbe about it
>>14617518I agr->>14617520actually, that's kind of touching.The one she thinks is the weirdest is holding hooves
>>14617547Huh, that was made by taking several photos of the same person then masking out pieces of one photo and adding in others then adding in shadows for limbs that were close to eachother. Clever but what the fucks the point?
>>14617549>kraut is ded
>>14617569Because it looks funny.
>>14617557ew, that is weird.
>>14617585I want to bother pony. That looks like fun.
sex with Marker
Guys I wanted to pony harder so I've been taking horse steroids. I don't think they're working very well, so far all I've got is a featureless crotch.
>>14617520Yes this is the best one.I'd like to think that she is for sexual, but not a huge slut. People here either portray characters as pure virgins or cock-gargling whores. It doesn't work like that come on.She is just a normal cute little pone. She just has a strange obsession over this awful fanbase.
>>14617598She'd be one of those that likes to talk a lot while fucking.
>>14617598Okay, but the hat stays on.
>>14617608same with Gloomy
>>14617608>marker eating out pineappleunf
I HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR THREE DAYSDID ANYTHING HAPPENDO I HAVE TO BURN MY PONE
>>14617620>she talks like she's engaging in an online ERP with you while you're fucking>she even indicates which parts of what she's saying should be in spoilertags
Boop!Dash preening requestSorry it's a bit meh, I'm a little rusty
>>14617668Does that mean Dragon Quest is finally over? Thank god.
>>14617670>by whispering them in your ear
>>14617629Yes, well, Gloomy is haitus-Marker. So they are very much alike.
>>14617666Stop burning ponies, satan. that's not good for them.
>>14617682LLEWDnot bad mate
>>14617666>satan was dead for three days>then came back to lifebutthat's not what i learned in sunday school
>>14617683Dragonquest won't end until Japan stops needing a school holiday every time a new one comes out.
>>14617682That's pretty nice
>>14617690>>14617696I was not prepared for this boner
>>14617620While gloomy would just be soft moans and gaspsFuck I need this now.
>>14617693Yes, but they're also different in a few ways.Marker would probably be more into fast and wild lovin'while Gloomy prefers slow and sensual
Who's got slap pics?
>>14617703>>14617711HA HA SO FUNNY I COME BACK AND EVERYONE'S SCAREDSERIOUSLY SHOULD I BURN THE DAMN THING
>>14617757Your witty retort amuses me greatly.
>>14617804Rarity?Yeah. But leave her sister.
>>14617682>preeningOh goodness. I completely blame you guys for making me like wings.You're pretty good Anon, please draw more.
>>14617788So how long until Spike snaps.
>>14617829Wings are good, anon. Feathery goodness.
>>14617832There has to be a point where he just freaks. We're all waiting for it.
>>14617783which one likes assplay?
>>14617847That was not the picture I asked for.
>go to make background pone gifs>certain pones in mind>nope, its sassaflash time againThis pone has a terrible and mysterious power
>>14617847>>14617832Celestia built in a safety word for him, when it happens he reverts back to a blank slate, baby dragon. I mean how long did you think a "baby" dragon was supposed to stay a baby, naturally I mean? She's been deaging and brainwashing him for years, waiting for someone to raise him "right." A nice, tame dragon under her control, twilight almost had it this time, maybe she'll get it right as a princess.
>>14617829Thanks anon. Not today unfortuntely, but I'll draw more tomorrow
THAT'S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES!
>>14617846I want a pegasus to wrap me in her warm, fluffy wings.
>>14617915>not alicorn masterrace
>>14617881Wouldn't the idea of dragons living for a very long time fit? If Twilight does take over, she'll probably watch her friends die of age. Unless the writers throw the 'rule' book out. Everyone can become a pricecess come on line em up. You, and you ,and you.
>>14617873But this pony is so much grumpier!
NEW BUTTS SOON FELLOW HORSEFUCKERS
>Fluttershy is the only main character that hasn't had any shown family members.Do you think they'll resolve that in season 4?
>>14617941>I HATE raking
>>14617944>Applejacks stars count
WHAT DOES THE PONE SAY?
>>14617943HAHATIME FOR BUTTS
>>14617915How about THESE wings?
>>14617948who are granny smith, applebloom, big mac and the rest of her family then?
>>14617931Yeah but there are only four of those to choose from.And I dislike them all.Besides, its kind of emasculating to have the shorter horn in the relationship. And I'm not into that so much.
>>14617941That is indeed a very grumpy pony
>>14617948Whether they do or not, we still have, oh, THE ENTIRE APPLE FAMILY having been shown on-screen.
>>14617969Live in prostitutes clearly.
>>14617967>eyeshadow pones are the hottest
>>14617972>not liking celestiaYOU'RE DEAD TO ME
>>14617944Fluttershy's dad is going to be a hardened flight instructor with a soft spot for his baby girl.
>>14617953Those are some pretty meaty wings. The human-butt is throwing me off though.I am quite fond of Pricewings.
>>14618022Prince really likes wings. He's a bro.
>>14618022Love the butt, anon.
>>14617909IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH...
>>14618028Prince should make an album about his love for wings.
>>14618022I like when they put the real background pones in thereespecially when they actually do it in ponyville
>>14617873Her buns have been imbued with an ancient magic.
>>14618069Some kind of pegasus ass magic you say?I must learn more. My entire folder is going to become Sassaflash if I can't break her terrible spell
>all this horse butthttp://imgur.com/lc0l78y
>>14618064Using the familiar background horses in Ponyville is great. It helps make it seem like a real place.
>>14618104>that glorious buttaw yiss>that fa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKILL IT
>>14617682HAHATHAT PONY CERTAINLY HAS A FAT BUTTIT MUST BE HARD TO GO FAST WITH SUCH A FAT BUTT
>>14618104HowA fist? And arm? A foot?
>drawings will never be as good as reality>not in your lifetime,at least
>>14618183They can be better!
Pony is hanging from your shoulders, draped over your front. She just keeps looking up at you with a goofy smile.
squeeze her into a tight hug. Transfer love.
>>14618208My heart just stopped.
>tfw the new episodes will be THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ SHOW until s4e4 at the earliestugh
>>14618208kiss pony and finally tell her I love her
>>14618183>implying drawings aren't way better than reality
>>14618196But never good.
>>14618243>tfw even salad is funnier than you
>>14618183Why did you pick up this useless hobby?
>>14618218>not using your proboscis to suck out their affection
>>14618258>implying anything is usefulWe're all going to die eventually.Life is absurd and there is no point to it.
>tfw Pinkie Pie will never break the fourth wall and enter your dimension just to cheer you up
>>14618291that pony is awfully bigalso that second panel is just adorable
>>14618297>he hasn't been visited by Pinkie Pie yethahaahhaha are you serious? she must REALLY hate you
>>14618297What she didn't for you? Maybe you're a bad person, she's been seeing all of us.
>>14618309It's a good size for pony.
>>14618309That pony isn't that big.
Which pony is the least for sexual?
>>14618309Twily is a very cute pone.
>>14618349Pictured: pony that is absolutely for sexual.Try again.
>>14618332Teacher pony pure
>>14618334>using videoconferencing for chaos magicWe truly are living in the future
>>14618318>>14618319Whelp, that's it. I'm killing myself
Spike should wear a Mecha Spike costume for the next Nightmare Night episode.
>>14618354No anon, Twilight is absolutely not for sexual.Neither is Pinkie Pie.
>>14618375But pony can't even pull the trigger
>>14618394Pictured: another pony that is absolutely for sexual.You only get one more chance.
>>14618374yes hello bat what do you want