Kawaii as fuck editionAre you ready? 5 days!Gross, old pony: >>14588881
>>14592565go to sleep
would you a kawaii horse?
Is that OP image from the manga? Did it get translated already?i
5 days until more wings.
It's time for the most sugoi (that means great) pony there is!
Although I hate it, ponies doing it gives me a crazy hard on
Bored, still taking song requests. Preferably horse related cause I like em.
>New pony less than a week away>mfw
>>14592590>thick as fuck, inconsistent linesanon, pls, stahp
>>14592621Anon, don't be such a baka (that means autist)
>>14592621>Shining Armor turning into the Swan Prince.png
>>14592637Is he going to marry Celestia?
We have survived the longest hiatus yet, but the cost was great.This time of drought has aged us, now we are only a shadow of the shadow of what we once were.On Saturday we descend into the Lazarus Pit to be reborn, but will we truly be restored to our former glory when the time comes or will that which we've lost remain gone forever?
Which pony should i pretend my pillow is tonight?
>>14592716is your pillow nice and chunky?Mrs. Cake
>>14592716Filly Princess Cadance
So we have 3 new horses + old horsewhich is real?
>>14592728that's a funny way of spelling "used up old cumrag"
>>14592725>you will never snuggle him as he fills another condom
>>14592730They are all realQuestion is, which one to you want to be?
>>14592725I'll go with that one if I can pretend half the pillow is his reverse-pipsqueek.
>>14592742Sounds like you need do go do bed.
>>14592759No, i need to go do my physics homework
>>14592678>>14592723Old Nathan and Demon NathanThis thread is off to a great start.
>>14592678So, who is that?
>>14592746I don't know what that means, but you should be aware of this if you aren't alreadyhttp://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/image/67350440022
>>14592776Remember your SUVAT, sport
>>14592797That's what I was hinting at.
>>14592799JESUSHE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 5-
>>14592621>Dali draws ponies.png
>>14592810Amazing what makeup can do.
>>14592821Wait, so thats fake or...
Your pony leveled up!Acquired "Pegasus Wings!"Acquired "Unicorn Horn!"Acquired "Tiara!"
>>14592804then yeah, go for it
>>14592828It's not a shop if that's what you mean.Look at his cheeks and you can tell it's makeup. It's the only sloppy part of the entire thing.
>>14592678nathan likes 5 cm/sthat makes him ok in my book
>>14592833If that was done today Nick would of been crucified.
>>14592852Nathan is a legitimately cool guy who I have had many good discussions with on MLPG.He just had, like, one unfortunate photograph.
>>14592832I wouldn't mind if my waifu became an alicorn princess as long as it made her happyBut I really wish she wouldn't as I'm too poor to buy an alicorn plush of her
>>14592866>one unfortunate photographSure, in the beginning. Then he took a bunch of intentionally bad ones and started attention whoring.
>>14592576>Another day of dealing with all these disastrous ponies>Thankfully the town has managed to avoid getting destroyed, so no injuries to deal with today>Only some routine rectal checkups>It's been always strange carrying these out. The tools for this have always nibbled at your mind>They were made to be held by snout, as most things are around here. Yet it feels so... odd>Being so close to another stallion's nethers is so lewd... so ... arousing>The fact that all of them have cleaned up for their checkup makes it even more strange. You can't help but get a wiff of their hindquarters every now and then, against your best judgement>Good thing they see this as incredibly awkward and don't turn around, or they'd see how hard you're blushing, or how hard you are>That is, if they manage to get a peep beyond the robe. Things could never have been so damn useful...
>>14592852I liked that movie right up until the third act where it felt rushed, anticlimactic and had barely any resolution. Instead of giving us a nice amount of closure they threw a song at us and gave us a montage.
>>14592883>Stallions clean themselves up for rectal exams>They also spray themselves with air freshener so they smell nice for their doctor
>you will never hve a satisfactory penis
>>14592915I think the point was that not every love story has a closure
>>14592925>Goldie is the only one i want in me life>tfw won't ever even cuddle him
>>14592925We'll need pictures to determine the veracity of this claim, Anon.
>you will never rub pony's balls as their cock drools into a nearby pail
>>14592950>you will never figure how to wink inches on to a human's penis
>>14592861Just don't tell anyone okay?The stoners on MLPG are annoying but this makes me unf.
>>14592945>>14592950>All the faucets in your house are turned into horse dicks with balls and a butthole>Water is replaced with horse semen>To dispense the semen you have to massage the balls and finger the prostate continuously
It's time for bed, little ones.On to dreamland, where your escapade from this horrid poneless world awaits you
>>14592975Now I'll never get these dishes clean
>you will never watch Gamecenter CX with mlpg
>>14592987Not with that attitude.
>>14592980dreams =0pone too, what the fuck luna
>>14592883you better be continuing this
>>14592975Do you guys ever just like, read what you just wrote and go what am I doing with my life?
>>14593010Frequently.Then I go back to writing to get my mind away from my erection.
>>14593010>>14593010I know right?Here they are typefucking on MLPG when they could be out inventing the horsecock faucet!
>>14593007maybe later, mr bond. See y'all in the morrowand remember...
>>14593010Whenever I do that is when I don't post something. I just delete it.
>>14593019I'm imagining a late night infomercial trying to sell you horsecock faucets now
>>14593031Well that's on my to-do list for a vocaroo now.
>>14593031How about a horsecock-shaped pump-action watergun?
>>14593031>horsecock faucetsYou know, somewhere out there, in the vast darkness of humanity, there is a market for such a thing...Make it happen, anon. Be the hero that no one wants, yet everyone is waiting for
>>14593038How's your Billy Mays impersonation?
>>14593044>Hasbro gets their My Little Pony and Super Soaker R&D divisions together
>>14593055Spot-on honestly. I'll have to do it later thought when there's no-one in my house and it isn't 2am.
>>14593059>requires frequent pumping to maintain pressure>higher end models come with a quick release trigger inside a rubbery donut
>>14593058>stroke it through the tee>watch it billow upward as he gushes>peel off the soaked and sticky shirt and help him into the bath
>>14593070>Anon's mom walks in on anon doing a Billy May's impersonation trying to sell you a horsecock faucetThat'd be a hell of a sight
>>14593076>you will never cuddle and grope a drunk stallion
pony isn't meant to be this kawaii.
>>14593086>he will never make you his mare
>>14593077Would actually be brother or dad. Tell you what, you write out the infomercial's dialogue and I'll try and post it up later. Bonus points for a good background song.
>>14593060I laughed pretty hard
>>14593097>or transform you into his person cum rag
2 horse dicks to whoever can tell me the name of this songhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s01Iu8wLrzpf
>>14593060>horse dick faucet falls off the wall>stumbles around trying to figure out what to do>Just decides to blow it's load in your living room
I... I did something terrible, MLPG.I watched Equestria Girls a fourth time. I know, it was wrong, but I was bored and angsty over lack of new pone.But this time it actually made sense.Everything from Twilight's hasty decision to run for the Princess of the Dance instead of showing Principal Celestia her talking dog, to Sunset Shimmer's plans to rule the school as part of her plan to return to Equestria as a conquering alicorn, even to Celestia's speech at the end. It ALL made sense.And now I can't help but always remember that the Twilight Sparkle in S4 faced Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, The Great and Corrupted Trixie, and Sunset Shimmer. And that she has friends in another dimension who she plans to visit in 2 1/2 years.
>>14593104is it time?
>>14593116>It all made senseNo it didn't. The lack of pony just made you insane.
>>14593116I have never seen Equestria Girls.
>>14593120I thought it would be maybe a .gif with Wendybecause that would be pretty accurate in my case
>>14593106Winter Wrap Up?
>>14593135Oh good fuck that's hilariousMy sides have ascended to another plane of existence
>>14593149Does that plane have ponies?
>>14593106shit man, clean up the transitions between verse/chorus and sing louder (I know) and this sounds very niceloving your voice man, you sound so cuddly
jesus christ mlpgat least posy your waifu
>>14593202>Big mac on bottomHow laughably fake.
Whenever I think I'm weird, i come here and realize that im pretty normal in comparison to the minds that create some of the shit here
>>14593206Sucking dick doesn't necessarily imply bottom anon.
>>14593177>implying that I don't need to see a psychologist
>>14593207You'll die alone either way.
>>14593126>us getting kicked out of /co/
>>14593214>take mildly funny image>run it into the ground>put a pony on it>run THAT into the ground
>>14593212But that's not what porn taught me.
>>14593219>running mlpg to the ground
Can I have a request Mlpg?
>>14593219Is that a pun since she's covered in mud?
>>14593225I ran your mom into the ground last night
>>14593228Sure. What would you like?
>>14593228Featherweight trips over his own legs
>>14593228Horse dick faucets.
>>14593228drew something well
>>14593231Well, you could say that she's very down to earthOut of the mane six, she's the most groundedApplejack doesn't have her head in the clouds, that's for sureThat girl can really stand her ground
>>14593228Goo Rarity slowly enveloping a pleased Twilight
>>14593214I'm really hoping we get to see Applejack wearing a big 'ol flopsy hat like that in S4.
>>14593173Thanks :)Any song requests now?
>>14593228Twilight calling Anon a furfag
>>14593260Ok I'll do this one
>>14593259The free software song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSkCny-HtTw
>>14593268Ok thanks nSaineYou're my homie
I JUST WANT TO RUT PONES WITH MY DICK
>>14593284And I want to rut pony dicks, but not all of us get what we want.
i just want to turn into a dog and fuck winona while eating out applejackIS THAT SO WRONG?
I'd plough her apple acres.
>>14593291I just want to put on some lipstick, get a bra and stuff it, put on a girly outfit and pretend im a girl
>>14593306Wow. The googly eyes certainly add something.
>>14593312>you will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>14593312sorry anon but pony wears the dress, not you.
>>14593317AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK FUCK HIM FUCK FUCK HIM I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY SO FUCKING MUCHI WANT HIMT ODIE AAAAAARRRG
>>14593317MAYONAISSSSSIS GOOD FOR YOU
>>14593331>hating on boogie
Coming to bed, anon?
>>14593349Grow a cock first.A big one.A really, really big one.
Daily reminder popularfags ruined mlpg
How many dollars would you?
>>14593351And what do you plan on doing in bed with me and my big, fat cock?
>>14593360Lots of touching.
>>1459335825That's how much figures are from funko or whoever does the vinyl figures
>>14593358I wouldn't.First because I don't buy pony merchandise, and second because it's not even articulated!
>>14593358$0Buying pony is autismComing from a guy that owns a fursuit
>>14593366What kind of touching~?
>>14593356I don't think we've had any first-hand popularfag drama for ages. It's all just discussion of things that happened in the past at this point.
>>14593383Yours or mine?
>>14593379>Coming from a guy that owns a fursuitW-What kind of fursuit?
>>14593384There are people here who really, really can't let go of the past.
>>14593388prostate on prostate
>>14593384Because the popularfags have left.
>>14593244Why don't YOU draw Shiny clumsily trying to preen his wife's wings and failing.
>>14593393>you will never feel pony's glands and internal sexual organs throb against yours
>>14593390Yeah, people like Rose, Jessy, and every other tripfag that keeps returning here.
>>14593379Nah, fursuits are heaps more autistic than pony merch. It's okay to buy merch from a show you like, and in the case of MLP, they're inexpensive plastic figurines that you can put on a shelf or you can hide in a cupboard if you really don't want people to see.Fursuits on the other hand are much more expensive and are obviously made to be worn, which means you're going to wear it in public, which means you can't see how socially unacceptable that is, which is pretty autistic.
>>14593396I installed gentoo/10
>>14593413>what is halloween
>>14593358if this is Krow I commissioned a Cadance from him, super hype>>14593401maybe I will, faggitkisskiss
>>14593413So anon, you mean to say nobody ever sees the inside of your room? Merch is made to be displayed.
>>14593415>installing GentooStallman would be disapointed in you
>>14593419I really doubt you'd buy a fursuit for halloween
>>14593423what are you going to do with that toy?
>>14593437>grep 'ACCEPT_LICENSE' /etc/portage/make.conf>ACCEPT_LICENSE="-* @FREE"
>>14593432Will Iron Will ever come back?
>>14593443cum on it with her futa cockIt's obvious that she has the goods
>>14593426I-I know! ...Give me something else to try please MLPG.or I'll just keep playing this >>14593106all night and wake up grill with autism.
>>14593440Well, there are partiesAnd my boyfriend likes it
>>14593453>you will never watch rediv stram herself jerking her fat horsecock all over her pony toys
>>14593449Anon Stallman himself said he would never use Gentoo since it has proprietary software installed.
>>14593419Something you probably shouldn't be wearing a fursuit for.>>14593425Mostly they already know I like the show. If not, I put them away. Also "merch is made to be displayed" isn't really as strong of an assertion as "clothes are made to be worn."
>>14593451I heard he and Steven Magnet are together.
>>14593461I cleansed my system and kernel because ututo has a stupid name and isn't well maintained.Sorry stallman.
>>14593423Futa filly OCs with adult-sized equipment in tight panties pls.
>>14592809is it bad that it took me about 4 seconds to figure out what was wrong here?
what are some episodes confirmed?
>>14593458>you will never clean her toys
>>14593463>this is not money.jpg
>>14593479So "this is not money.jpg.png"?
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle.
>>14593483I want to pop it
i just want to be lovedgender, age, and species are irrelevant
>>14593477I thought I'd recognized the youtube id.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
My dream in life is to get a government job so I can use the phrase "good enough for government work" unironically.
let's do a fun mental exercise MLPGi want you to think back to the very first episode of pone you watched. got it? tell us what and whennow track back, all the way through your life, to the very earliest moment that triggered the chain of events that led up to pone. tell us what and when.
>>14593493I just want to have a loving relationship with a monster girl.
>you will never use pony's cum to thicken a sauce
>>14593501>fall weather friends, i dunno>Playing starfox (SNES) -> liking video games -> liking megaman -> liking japan -> liking touhou -> go to shitty touhou livestream once -> going there again -> pony is playing -> watch ponyFUCK YOU STARFOXYOU RUINED MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU SMUG FUZZY PIECE OF SHIT VIDEO GAME FUCKER FUCKING FUCKED FUCK
>>14593501First Episode -November 2010, the pilots. Event that led up to pone -November 2010, a few hours before watching the first episode, on a random forum I forgot someone linked the leaked Winter Wrap Up song. I listened for a hour to it. Then I searched for the episodes because I was thinking "it's just an accident that there's actually a good song in My Little Pony. It can't be good" Then I watched all the episodes out then. All 5 of them
>>14593512I wonder if that would even work. A lot of sauces thicken with starch. Does cum even contain that?Or are we talking about using the denatured protein (in which case we need to avoid lumps)?
>>14593501The first episode I saw was the first episode of the show, June 2011 I think.I don't know what led up to pone, probably being born.
>>14593530I imagine marshmallow pony semen contains the same thickener in marshmallows or some form of gelatin.
>>14593498I work a government job.
>>14593493Post a trip, create an oc specific for fetishes, act perverse online. Instant love.
>>14593501The first episode I've ever watched is the very first episode, back in summer 2011 (I watched the first season in a few days).It went like this: >discover the internet>discover /vp/>watch that one lucario movie>bawww my eyes out>find lewd pics of lucario on e621>spend most of the time here>ponies get posted and people bitch a lot>get curiousAnd bam.
What is the cutest thing pony can do?
>>14593511Fuck, I'd forgotten about that artist. I'm feeling all inspired now.
>>14593561Imagine them walk!
>>14593501Watched a bit in the spring of 2011, since my brother insisted it was the cool new thing. Remained sceptical until the summer, when I watched a few eps with him, and never looked back.I suppose if my brother hadn't been born, I wouldn't have gotten into pone.
>>14593543What do you do?
>>14593561that's just ridiculous
>>14593572Mailman. Easy job. get paid about 20 dollars and hour.
>>14593572He's spying on us!
>>14593569You must go back in time and kill your brother
>>14593501I watched my first episode (which was the first episode) in March 2011 because the show was recommended to me by a friend. Of course, I don't think I would have taken him seriously when he recommended it if I hadn't already heard about the show from 4chan and I don't think I'd be so into 4chan if I wasn't a massive weeaboo, and I probably wouldn't have become a massive weeaboo if my dad didn't introduce me to Evangelion when I was ten, and he probably wouldn't have done that if he wasn't a massive nerd. So yeah, no regrets. Except for the hiatuses, it's been a pretty fun ride.
>>14593580Why would anyone want to spy on MLPG?
>>14593580I'm just a mailman, I don't care what the hell you do. I'm the guy who brings your shitty dragon dildos and lube to your doorstep and silently judge you and laugh at you.
>>14593501First episode I ever watched was episode 1, I watched it the day before FPK aired.The very earliest moment would be being born, but in a more strict sense watching the Avatar movie, some time in 2009 late December.
>>14593588>FBI on MLPG.png
>>14593563It would look something like this:https://e621.net/post/show/169113/
Goddamn it I will finish this answer and update that tumblr again.
>>14593521Lol enjoy your pone faglord
>>14593591I saw tons of pone threads on /b/ and /r9k/ and while I thought they were a nuisance. I would have never given the show a try if my brother didn't bring it up.
>>14593588>doubting the government>doubting America
>>14593502What kind of monstergirl? Is a chubby cajun gator okay?
>>14593594Considering MLP has a fanbase consisting of pedophiles, I am not surprised
Morning mlpg>5 daysCAN YOU FEEEEL IT?
>>14593635FUCK NO NOT THIS
>>14593636popularfags are going to back to mlpg. no i am not excited.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XicgLdym4jMLPG is my speeding motorcycle <3
>>14593647Nothing is funnier than bad taxidermy.
>there are people right now that think PC isn't master raceI don't understand
>>14593653have you ever stopped to consider that your terrible attitude does more damage than the people you hate?
>>14593657That's not even taxidermy. Just bakery.
>>14593656> human body with hooves and a pony headBoo
>>14593653You know, just to piss you off I'll come back.WAITIS THAT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY?
>>14593661If anything they love the attention
>>14593598Oh boy oh boy
>>14593656wtf is this shit
>>14593669that's a new kind of thing.It's not full pony, not anthro, it's ponumanization.
>>14593685>Miles Prower>miles per hour
>>14593684I don't like thing
>>14593687Well hello, slowpoke
>>14593684Back in my day we just called it furry
>>14593692how times changed,eh?
I finished a think
>>14593701HIS LEGS ARE SO SMALL
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!We are currently cleaning all of MLPG thoroughly for the next week to remove the smell of piss from the carpets.We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause to your and/or your pone. Please report any areas of vomit or bread slices located outside the designated restrooms for clean up as well.We hope to finish before the season premier next week.>Signed MLPG Co.
>>14593701What a rude pony.Why does anon have such tiny legs?
>>14593684It's a human poseFully of bone breaking joint damage
>>14593701ANON IS A MIDGET
>>14593703Dont make fun of anon his legs atrophied because he gets carried around by little ponies all day
>>14593707im going to piss on the carpet
>>14593703>>14593708>>14593710I'M SORRY God I suck at humans.
>>14593714I'm gonna piss on you.
>>14593714rediv please dontIts a mix of fetish nerds and hate mail that isn't really worth dealing with
>>14593713Anon could stand to man up and carry around some griffons I tell you what
>>14593707Hey, I know. Since we have an entire universe filled with fantastical things we've barely touched on, let's make them all humans and send them to a fucking high school!
>>14593730KIDS LOVE IT!
>>14593728Is carrying griffons good exercise?Because lemme tell you I want to carry some griffons If ya know what I mean
>>14593716That fine, nobody cares about humans anyway.
>>14593727Attention whoring. That's all it is
>>14593727>implying rediv isn't an attention whore
GUYSGUYSWHAT IF MIDGET PONY FILLIESHOW CUTE WOULD THEY BE?
>>14593744>>14593748Who let these idiots in againI thought we hired better security
>>14593752horrible.midgets are good only when they're manly men, when they're dorfs.
>>14593752>legs like corgis>bodies the size of small cats
>>14593752We had thoseSecond episode. The filly pegasuses that put flowers around Luna's neck were fucking tiny
>>14593753He still looks weirdLike a human corgi
>>14593754anon, even if you whiteknight her, you're not going to get anything from her.She IS attentionwhoring.
>>14593753Longer. You're gonna have to rework those legs.
>>14593754>hating anon for telling the truth>calls them idiotsDrone much?
>>14593766>you're not going to get anything from her.Did any whiteknight event got anything? Is there a signed evidence?
>>14593772And that pelvisAnd those shoulderssome artist just redline it for him
>>14593753Just draw him in a wolf fursuit.
>>14593766if i wanted to attentionwhore id flash my tits
>>14593780No, it's just a logical leap.
>>14593766I wouldn't want her love anyway>>14593773/v/ please
>>14593782>not a diamond dog fursuit
>>14593783You're a girl on 4chan, that's enough for people to think you're one.
>>14593722>I'm gonna piss on you.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yVMHR4KOg2
>>14593766>you're not going to get anything from her.nuh uh, she drew me a picture a couple days agowhat have you done for anyone lately?
>>14593783Rediv, please. You're too unsavory for that.
I don't think the legs are that bad but I dunno. I redid his shoulders and scaled his head a bit.
>>14593793That was painfully unfunny.
>>14593797i should really post the better pictures of myself so people stop using this one
>>14593797Even with close eyes I won't let my dick touch that>tfw all girls on 4chan/in mlpg are ugly as fuckwhy
>>14593797>double chinmlpg calls this cute?
>>14593797So that's what she looks like
>>14593807Did you really expect anything different? Everyone on mlpg is total uggo.
>>14593803You might as well attention whore
>>14593800That's better.Twilight is still a rude horse.
>>14593803Don't get sucked in that game
>>14593809>>14593810>>14593807I'm sorry you had to see the sad truth, but what did you expect?I mean, she can't even get laid.
>>14593797Rediv honestly looks like a girl I fucked from highschool who was a total weaboo. She had the tightest vag I'd ever had the pleasure to give the D to.
>>14593815Speak for yourself! I am the embodiment of beauty.
>>14593801It wasn't supposed to be funny.
>>14593803Please don't. Do not post any pictures of you anymore. Stop the torture.
>>14593815That's not true.
>>14593803>posting pisc of yourselfnot your personal blog, you've got a tumblr for that, holy shit rediv>>14593826>tightyeah, it's not rediv.
>>14593815Nah son. I'm a total hunk.
>>14593827The only embodiment you need is my dick....Em your body.I don't think that worked.
>>14593824First Rose, Jessy, now rediv. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>14593815I look like a horsethat counts for something
>>14593807Honestly Jesse was pretty cute.>tfw no art skills to wow>>14593824Im not disgusted at all. I expected much much worse
>>14593835>>14593836CORRECTION: everyone who posted real picture of himself/herself
>>14593815Nah-huh. I'm good looking unlike you guys.
>>14593797I'd have to be heavily under the influence. And really desperate. And into no-hooves, unless of course a little roleplay is involved.
>>14593841Why do people do this?! Holy shit...
>>14593835like I would post anything of myself herepeople already watch my blog like a hawk
>>14593797awwww look how pretty you are
>>14593835I think she meant she would post a pic on her blog you fucking dingus.
>>14593840>JessyShe was chubby cute. Her curves were all she had going for her until she cut her hair which now makes her fucking ugly.
>>14593841What about the trap posters?
>>14593815I'm not hot shit but I'm not butt ass ugly>>14593847You've got like 5
>>14593847Then go attentionwhore over at your blog. Why bother coming in here?
>>14593854Kraut was a trap and you fuckers chased him away
I want to be the pretty mare in a pretty saddle.
>>14593856why do you have your panties in a bunch tonight anon. I've been drawing for you guys for the past 3 days almost
>>14593861false, but the two are closely related.
>>14593856What are you even doing right now? Are you talking about ponies?
>and then Rediv never came to MLPG ever again
>>14593865pls stop respondingthey're just trying to ruse you to make you look bad
>>14593852I dunno. I thought it was nice. Couldn't say anything because beta and boy toy was there>>14593865dont leave uswe need art people to art for us
>>14593865rediv what's your favorite song
>>14593873That's wishful thinking
>>14593865>I've been drawing for you guys for the past 3 days almostWeren't you getting blackmailed and stopped drawing?Jesus, at least stop posting here.
>>14593873don't worry, I won't ever leave
>>14593869Wait, are we supposed to be talking about ponies?What thread is this?
Am I the only one left who still can't get over Alicorn Twilight?I mean I was never upset in seeing it. I actually found it to be pretty predictable.But I didn't expect her to keep the body type. It still just seems so wrong. Cadence isn't as huge as Celestia but she seems big enough to support those huge things
>>14593815is not. my artbando is a qt 3.14
Are you ready for 26 episodes of Princess Twilight Sparkle?
>>14593865That Sugar is so, so adorbs.
>>14593885Aren't we on /co/? What happened to the adress bar?
>>14593873One can only hope.>>14593884Well, at least BCS is gone. We've lost the worst one.
At least Rediv isn't BCS.
>>14593874>attentionwhoringThe very reason why they can't ever stop replying
>>14593886Cadence and Celestia are ugly. Even Twilight is too tall now.She was perfect before.
>>14593892Yeah. I'm hyped, and curious.
>making fun of a qt contributor that would talk to you guys about lewd stuffI hate MLPG sometimes.
>>14593898At least ur mum
>>14593898>>14593897We can agree on that.or is she
>>14593897Can you stop samefagging your terrible opinions. If you dont like a certain artist filter them.
>>14593894Shut the fuck up sb, that's not even your oc
>>14593901Hey now! There's no need to use such vulgarity towards royalty!
>>14593886>Am I the only one..?NoThere are plenty of people who still get mad at it and especially how they're handling it, including me.
>>14593903You call that making fun?
>>14593912Are you suggesting rediv should draw sb's gigapons?
>>14593908we were within 10 feet of each other once, I'm pretty sure I'm not BCS
Day 1: No, I am not Katia Managan yet...
>>14593911>if you don't like something just filter them!becomes>god stop shitpostingAnd why? Because everyone started filtering and they didn't SOMETHING about it! Rampant shitposting because you ignore it!
>>14593922Oh yeah, didn't you say you'd fuck her?Fuck you, I hope you DO leave
>>14593918>and especially how they're handling it,oh good, is this the time of day where we judge episodes that haven't aired yet!?
>>14593916Unattractive then? Pony is meant to be little. I don't want Twilight to be bigger.
>>14593921You.Yes. You.Shut the fuck up.Don't ever suggest something so retarded ever again
>>14593927Popularfags man. They ruin everything.
>>14593922>bunoh godI cant
>>14593922People who are the same people often stand within ten feet of themselves.
>>14593920It's the sort that small kids do when they have a crush on a girl, it's just that 4chan has actual autists who are on the same level mentally
>>14593934WHAT THE HAY, ANON?!DO I NEED TO GET THE SWEAR JAR?!
>>14593922>BCS and Rediv stood next to each-other one timeoooh~
>>14593940Oh be quiet, they love this kind of attention.
What should I draw/record?
>>14593935Then don't complain about my first idea.
>>14593932No, I'm only judging things we know for a fact, those are bad enough that I don't need to make things up about it.
>>14593922Right.>BCS goes away>rediv comes backMakes sense.
good morning mlpgI've got princess luna and nightmare moon tags...luna is now officially my favorite princess.
>>14593950THAT WASN'T ME
>>14593953OPEN ITTHERE'S NOTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>14593953Draw Luna dragging Big Mac around to do cute, fun things together.
>>14593950I'll draw Sugar again
>>14593953OUR BLACK JESUSSAVE US MTSAVE US WITH CUTE PONY
>>14593921I'm suggesting that now that you've mentioned it
>>14593942I don't really know how else to say it.Twilight was cuter as a little pony. Becoming bigger makes ponies less cute.
>>14593953Now is not a good time MT. Anon is foaming at the mouth.
Are there really people who make shit up about people who really dont deserve it just to ruin them for nothing.Because this just looks like:>This person draws for us every once in a while but I want them dead
>>14593964We'll not love you more if you do everything we want, red.
>>14593953I miss your humanhorse chubby snips/sugar
>>14593972I..is it because of me? Is it because I've taken horrible commissions lately..o..oh gosh i'm sorry
>>14593973>Are there really people who make shit up about people who really dont deserve it just to ruin them for nothing.people have been doing this in MLPG for months, if not years
>currently making a new pony folder since I'm falling back into this showhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhNCrHvp3js
>>14593971Bigger ponies can be cute too, it's just that Twilight is in this weird mid-state of not really having the large body type but neither the standard small one.
>>14593971false. See this.
>>14593971>Becoming bigger makes ponies less cute.that doesn't make any sense at allBig Macintosh is the cutest pony and he's also one of the largest
>>14593924>wishing to be Katia>not an awesome lesbian lizard lady
>>14593973Yes, some, but very persistent>>14593978Years
>>14593979The ride never ends anon.Grab a seat.Grab a waifuWho is she?
>>14593984That's a pretty cute anon I guess?>>14593983I disagree. None of the ponies that are bigger than Twilight currently is are cuter than her.
>>14593987Just go to my tumblr...I updated it. It's better to get around now.
>>14593977Nah, you know how Anon is.
>>14593984that's not pretty good at all
>>14593947Wait-- was that what I think it was???
>>14593991Sapphire Shores. She'll be in this season right?RIght?
>>14593984>>14593992>>14593998GODDAMNIT MOOTTHAT'S NOT WHAT I POSTEDNOW I'VE GOT TO MODIFY IT BECAUSE IT GIVES ME A DUPE
>>14593973Of course. It's part of life, and 4chan in particular.
>>14593994ref of MT Pone
>>14593994I see nothing horribleDisappoint...
>>14594001I don't think I've ever seen someone waifu sapphire shores.
>>14593999YesThat was exactly what you thought it was
>>14593994MT I love you please come back
>>14594001>Sapphire Shores10/10 tasteShe'll probably never be in the show againOr maybe in the background?
>>14593994AhahahahThose were pretty bad.Not quality bad, mind you. You still manage to make them eh cute despite being bad in concept
>>14594007stripes flavor is best flavor>>14594008go to nsfw tumblr silly~ it's got hotdogs!
>>14594007Draw this one instead
>>14594009I know right? She's popular, clearly talented and sweet as a cherry. Also just imagine being there for her when she comes home at 4am exhausted from her show
>>14594024>no linksthanks anyway?
>>14594027he's a donkey anon. I'm illustrating him for a story i wrote.
>>14594027Is she a Donkey?
>>14593973Jesse kidnapped and raped a girl in 1997.
>>14594024I am on your nsfw tumblrThe top one is MAH FETISHU, the second one isn't that bad, and the third one is pretty hot
>>14594023>>14594028>you will never peel those thick pony thighs out of a sweaty, gem encrusted stage bodysuit
>>14593984>>14593971>>14593992>>14593998Seriously, fuck this image swap thing. I hope I started a flamewar when that guy posted a pony, at least.
>>14594037Is there porn of him yet
>>14593947Is that Jigglypuff?
>>14594037This is so cute. Perfect for a children's book.
>>14594037I bet that story is as cute as that jackass
>>14594024>watersportsaw yissmore chocolate girl stuffing stuff in her ass when
>>14594050nooooo....he's a children's book character...I wanna make ebooks with him.
>>14594047That's still not as cute as normal pony Twilight, or any other little pony.
>>14593947I can honestly say I didn't expect that
>>14594056You always can make cute porn of him
>>14594056>making donkey ebooksso close
>>14594056Is THAT what the kids are calling it now adays?
>>14594057Well, it's what made me like twylicorn in the end.It'd be like purple Celestia.
>>14594056In that case, I'll start making some. Need to practice anyway.
>>14594047I don't think it swaps them up anymore.
>>14594069Celestia is much bigger than her
>>14594069That sounds awful. Celestia isn't cute at all.
>>14594070at least wait til the first book is done....please?
>>14594044Anon its too fucking early for thisBut you can continue if you'd like
>>14594074she's still gotta grow up.>>14594078no
>>14594082Please...I'll draw you something extraaaaa special.
>>14594085Well, what will I fap to instead? Hurry my dick can't wait all night.
>>14594047What the fuck is up with that outfit?
>>14594085Aw I can't say no to thatdraw zebraZebra and chocolate girl sloppy makeouts
How do I get better at Drawing?
>>14594098Stop drawing dicks
>>14594092I don't know, but it's pretty neat.
>>14594098You're already good at drawing though.
>>14594098steal the talent of others....I mean...draw all the time.
>>14594098Practice, use references, make a sacrifice to the doodle gods.
>>14594092It's an edgy outfit.
>>14594098Relinquish all happiness. 25% chance success rate
>>14594082>people who like Twilycorn are awfulno surprise
>>14594098>anatomy>Loomis>Color and Light
>>14594098Never stop drawing. Draw outside your comfort zone constantly, always try new things.
>>145940981. Accept everything you are doing now is wrong.2. >>>/ic/ http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn3. Discipline > MotivationReport back in 3-5 years.
>>14594094No, draw sloppy vaginal makeouts
>>14594098Well, you're past the stage of "fun with a pencil".Look his other books up.
TRUE LOVE WILL FIND YOU IN THE END>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUonu6WggZ>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUonu6WggZ
>>14594098Knowledge is power.
>>14594109>you will never make Twist's gauge go from empty to full and then keep filling
>>14594098Use referencesTry new thingsPracticePRACTICESacrifice a lamb to the spirit of Bob Ross every week
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_xJXvKyrikWhat if pony was effort and guts?
>>14594109Incredible. MSOB is capable of actually making black women bad.
>>14594130You should just start drawing more vaginas.
>>14594131>not drawing clouds in lamb's bloodDo you even ritual worship
>>14594124In the end? That's lewd, anon
>>14594109>tfw no gigazon twist still
>>14594102Sure, but the red and black, literally 2edgy look doesn't really suit Twilight.
>>14594094>>14594121Why not both?
>>14594137>not drawing with your own bloodSuper casual
>>14594141I wish I could take out the suit and make it less edgy, but I can't. The art is good, though.
>>14594145Shut the fuck up fluttershy no one was talking to you.
>>14594130>you will never be in saine
>>14594141>>14594148Ah, no wonder it looks so stupid.
>>14594146>100% for a while with 20 votes for RDThat was pretty cool
>>14594135MSOB seems like a nice dude, but he very rarely finishes anything, which is a shame, because this half-finished, half-sketchy style does not do him any favors
>>14594147Conveniently I bleed ink and graphite.
>>14594104I said better not good. not that I think I'm that good but that's not the point.>>14594105Can I steal some of yours?>>14594111Sounds about right>>14594120Thanks for the linkThanks, I really didn't expect that many responses.
>>14594145Fuck you fluttershy.Fuck you.
>>14594151meant to post this.http://jaaaaaaaz.deviantart.com/art/Twibra-413322505They guy has some other nice art though.
>>14594124Who is this?
>>14593947what was what? I dont get it
>>14594154He always draws slight variations of the same picture he has drawn for years anyway.
>>14594158No I need my taletn.
>>14594164Go to about 4:21 in the video
>>14594154I just wish he stopped doing humans. his ponies are great.
>>14594150SaineThe Dancing Ruthless RoseThat actually sounds like a neat title.>>14594171Damn, too bad.
>>14594158Careful. Don't catch the Krautism.
>>14594170that's cute but where is her butt
>>145941706/10 it's perfect
>>14594176I wish everyone would stop doing humans.
>>14594171PRESS HARDER MARKERFOR THE GOOD OF THE GENERALcute
>>14594140>ten ft twist will never smother you to death
>>14594158>Thanks, I really didn't expect that many responses.You. You're a cool guy.
>>14594189>she will never grind her big peppermint stick against you
>>14594171>SugarI'd eat her pie. Also HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>14594161well, time to download all her stuff.
>tfw Night MLPG again.
>>14594192>she will never pin you beneath her heaving jawbreakers
>>14594161this one's kinda meh.http://jaaaaaaaz.deviantart.com/art/Twilicorn-352717744
I'm heading to bed now, Goodnight MLPG.
>>14594204>>14594192Has anyone seen Kev's latest vanellope pic, since we're on the subject of candies?
>>14594163Just me, Charles.Hey! In an hour my girlfriend gets up and goes to work, so I can be louder and record some quality stuff for you guys.Does anyone have song suggestions or poetry to turn into a song? If not I'll just cover a few more MLP songs and odd things.I really love you this morning MLPG.
>>14594212my grandfather is dying.
>>14594161>twibraI've not once seen this connected to anything that wasn't retarded
>>14594212Goodnight!Don't let the ponies bite.
http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlpfim-adventure-ponies-2AWW YISSADVENTURE PONIES 2
I just realized that all the villains in the show so far would probably not be as bad if they just got some dickyes. All of the villains. Every single one
>>14594228I don't see how this applies to Discord, he gets all the dicks he wants
>>14594221Sombra was terrible.His design was terrible.His character was terrible.Everything connected to him is terrible.
Pony wants to write a children's book.
>>14594233He's a special case. Too much dick drove him to insanity
>>14594244I figure twilight is crazy enough to take out all the competition. >>14594243Pony should draw a character and paint a picture.
>>14594220I'm sorryStay strong and take care
>>14594246>ssNeither of those characters are shotas tho.
>>14594217ow my heart
>>14594255not yet anyway
>>14594246What's with the top right part of Twilight's iris? Is it just the gif?
>>14594255>discord turns into a woman and turns twily into a colt
>>14594170>no vaginaswhat the point
>>14594235That wasn't me, anon.
>>14594256Hey RedAny updated on twilestia request?
>>14594218Jesus Christ just kill yourself.
>>14594271don't be rude anon or I'll yell at you!
>>14594271>this much hatewhy anonI've been good to you
>>14594262That isn't appealing.
>>14594251I don't give jackshit about my grandfather, he's always been a useless dick
I want to brush a pony.
ALSO Someones done gone and stole the ice cubes out of my water.I put some in a mug like an hour ago...and now they are gone! But I've been here the whole time...I think a ghost stole them....
>>14594245search phaeal kevinsano, it's one fo the first 6.
>>14594220Mine's dead. Both of them.>>14594264Take care anyway. That's life.
>>14594290draw icecube pony.
>>14594285Discord turns into a human woman?
>>14594290what if it's a ghost pony
>>14594302Fuck off Roogna
>>14594296>No cervical penetrationw-way to ruin muh x-ray fetish
>>14594285>capybara with 2 capyshota
>>14594297>That's life.Sad but true.
>>14594298so some ghost can steal that too? Hell no.>>14594301But it's not halloweenie anymore...
>>14594302>you will never tickle Luna until she giggles and kicks her hooves like a filly
>>14594280All of MLPG hates you. You're the worst and most useless tripfag, in a year or two you've contributed nothing but shitty art, "absract" paint crap and now this. you already made everyone here hate you so go avatarfag Charles Manson elsewhere. k.
sex with pony except you are a loli
>>14594318sex with MT
>>14594326I'm ok with this.
>>14594311Jesus Christ MT, didn't you pay attention in science class? Ice cubes sometimes grow legs to flee containers.
>>14594326don't drag me into this...I'm having a mid morning mystery...someone stole my damn ice.
>>14594333I did it
>>14594326sex with MT and using ice cubes
>>14594333I bet it was minituffs tripping over her hotel ice-basket
>ignored againNo wonder people want you to leave you pretentious and selfish attention whore
THis will never be an actual episode/
>>14594342maybe if your requests weren't so fucking awful you wouldn't get ignored all the time
>>14594318Pony is a lesbian?
>>14594347and these disgusting rude faggot whiteknight you produced - another good reason
>>14594340>>14594326unfwhy is she so best contributor
>>14594352>last thread archived on 4chanarchive
>>14594355because she draws a lot, has a cute OC and keeps "circlejerking" on tumblr
I wish attention whores just left mlpg
>>14594361yes yesno / I don't care
>>14594362I wish for a pony!
>>14594317I already apologized for early behavior many times.
>>14594366I wish to be with pony in Equestria.
>>14594362I wish for knowledge!
>>14594366I wish to be the little pony
>>14594348Little girls love little ponies, but little ponies REALLY love little girls
>>14594366I wish I had a legit job...or to be a pony...shit how does wishing work?
>>14594371What kind of little pony?
>>14594364well, some people care, so that's why she's not being chased away.
>>14594373First, you have to bend over, then you have to take it all and then your wish comes true.
Do you think MT likes it when we say that we have to have consensual cuddles with her, that she's creeped out or that she doesn't really care?
>>14594374A cute ponya pet pony
>>14594379I'd prefer post-coital cuddles
>>14594379want*Want to have.
>>14594380A sweet mare or a snuggly stallion?And do you have a collar?
>>14594390>that extremely lickable ponut
>>14594388gosh, I dunnoWhichever master would prefer, but a stallion I guess?I hope so, if not I'll work extra hard to earn one!
>>14594393>that huffable taint
>>14594396Well if I were your master you'd have a collar on as I snuggle you on the couch and watch S4
>>14594402>that slowly swelling condom
>>14594406and I'd totally wait for commercials before playing with your junk
>>14594419No Pinkie, you aren't a dog.
>>14594414Oh my. Would you mind if I played with yours too, rubbing and kneading until you were unsheathed and erect?
>>14594424EA. Come on. Stop.
>>14594428this guy's right, we need to get back to shitting on people because they have the audacity to draw cute ponies and post them here
>>14594428Why can't I enjoy a pet stallion, anon?
>no markeri am sad
>>14594436I just wanted to see if my EA sense was right. Carry on my good fellow.
>>14594424obviously not, as long as you kept me safe from jerks like this guy >>14594428
I want to feed pony biscuits
>>14594446But pony will get fat.
I think pony is going to leave meShe's always 'too busy' for dates now
>>14594439Then you might have to indulge me with a kiss, as well as some gentle petting as we snuggle up under the covers and grind against each other
>>14594454I would help you, but I'm 'too lazy'.
>>14594460Oh hi Dan, didn't see you ITT.Have any song requests?
>>14594455>kissingwow, 2lewdI don't know what kind of pony you take me for, but I was not ready for that sort of intimacy
>>14594454Force her to go on dates with you.
>>14594454>getting told thisI hate getting rejected
pony wants to sell you chocolate~
>>14594467What about a peck on the cheek as I rub my hands over your shaft, stroking softly?
>>14594471how many bits is 1 dollar
>>14594471but I hate chocolate bars, MT.I'll buy one because it looks like her eyes are going to explode if I don't.
>>14594471What do I need chocolate for?
>>14594471Pony can go to hell! I just got diagnosed with diabetes!
>>14594486how is luna holding that?
>>14594484don't take your misery out on pony. You could stand for better eating habbits
>>145944801 bit will run you $600, and the price is only going up
>>14594491That's it! I'm going to kick pony!Kick her right in the fucking face!
>>14594489Moon Pony Princess magic
>>14594492shitshitshitI had to pre-order the PS4 instead
I think I was ponied last nightI went to this pony party in ponyville and I think this pony slipped a pony into my pony drink. I ponied out and when I woke up I was in some pony house in pony bed naked with my pony hurtingShould press pony charges?
>>14594492>600 Dollaroonies for one chocolate bar
I want to be the pet pony
>>14594476Such a charmerI was just teasing, you know. I'm yours, do what you will :3
>>14594506No, you should pony pony.
>>14594512Then I'm whispering lewd things in your ear in between calling you my good little pet as I rub and jerk you to a messy climax
>>14594513What the fuck anon? That's fucking illegal
>>14594507>Dollaroonies>not superior Dollarydooshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3iPFl-cfI
>>14594492I just wonder when is it going to crash, and how much. The chinese buying BTC up were partially responsible for the value increase so it's not entirely makebelieve market bubble.
>>14594520Hey, they law states that pony must not pony pony.It says nothing about human ponying pony.
>>14594528>human>outside the quarantine zonethat's even MORE illegal!
this pone is pretty fucking smug
>>14594535Who does pony hate moreDiamond DogsHumans or Minotaur
>>14594539that pone sucks
>>14594539Who is Twilight Sparkle?
>>14594519of course you are, you big strong humanyou've got your poor, helpless little pony all worked up and begging for release when all he wanted to do was cuddle you on the couch and make you happy
>>14594566You didn't watch the new episode yet? What are you, a dirty non-timetraveling earth pony or something?
>>14594557>Nicole Oliver leaves
>>14594557It looks like she's being deleted from existence. It's kind of cool actually Where is that even from anyway. I've seen it before
>>14594562Make me happy? That's why I was stroking your cock and making you paint yourself white. I love hearing you groan and feeling your shaft throb.And since you're my good little pony, I know you've got plenty more cum to gush out as I press my glans against your puffy donut.
I colored the thing.
Octavia cum inflation
>>14594582She's so pretty.
>>14594582It looks like she's bleeding a bit on the ground from the thumbnail.
>>14594592yeah, I thought it was this picture right here
>>14594582That looks like a very happy pone
>>14594590>Chrysallis will never mock you while corrupting you with her bug vagina
>>14594595>tequilestiaWould you hold Celestia's forehead while she pukes her guts out in the toilet bowl after a night of drinking?
>>14594600>stop *urp* stroking my horn you chucklefu-
>>14594578oh gosh, please be gentle! You're so big and... it's my first time
>>14594600Celestia is the only pony I want to hang out with while drunkOk and Sapphire Shores but that's it
THIS DAY WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT
>>14594603>she starts to associate pleasurable horn stroking with nauseating heaves
>>14594611I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>14594615DON'T STOP ME NOW
>>14594606Just relax and enjoy it, my good little stallion. I'll go nice and slow so there's nothing to worry about~
Someone felt the need to remind me this exists.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
>>14594618EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMEBODY TO LOVE
>>14594603>you try to hold her hair so that it doesn't fall into the toilet>can't seen to get a grip of it>what's her hair made of anyway?
>>14594622I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CAR
>>14594620I like how I was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0 just now
>>14594634That one is another gem.
pony admits that hands are the superior tool for pleasuring both mares and stallions
>>14594619ohmygosh-ohmygosh-ohmygosh-ohmygosh>you've barely slipped the tip in
>>14594634>>14594620Rap and Anime is the new future
>>14594647Sounds like someone needs a reassuring hand on their cock as I ease in an inch at a time, pausing so you can get used to it
>>14594643Was there any doubt?
>>14594649I'm completely okay with this future then.
>>14594634>cute grill asks "what are you listening to, anon?">spaghetti
>>14594680>give spaghetti>pony eats it up>asks for a box>takes it home>finishes it
>>14594687>the scissors cutie mark has nothing to do with cutting things
Why is she so adorable like this?
>>14594673Damn fine animation. Nice
Good morning, MLPG. How are you this fine day?
>>14594767Been better, been worse
>>14594767Fuck off sunni
>>14594767Tired as fuck
>>14594773>using chromeyou brought this upon yourself.
>>14594767Good morning Rose.
>>14594782You can go fuck off too
>>14594782I thought she was princess of books.
>>14594767I got like, class or something in an hour
>>14594780That's not very nice, anon. She just hopes you're having a good morning.
>>14594794I got a flight in an hour if the weather doesn't screw me.
>>14594797Oh really? Oh well she can go fuck off.