My Little Pony General: 7 Days EditionIn 7 days(and a few hours), we'll finally get a new horseHow excited are you?Old horse: >>14554865
>early threadEnd yourself.
>nonymous making new horsehoo boy we faggotry now
>>14559025What is the point we are all missing?
I can't be doing with this.
>>14559030Name stuck from /pol/.
>>14559015Very excited, I hope we get a song in the season premiere.
Princess Celestia asks why you don't have any friends
MLPG is cancer.
>>14559055Because I'm a loser
>>14559055"friends" take up more work then they are worth...I can do fine with acquaintances
It's getting a little chilly at night now, why don't you let pone warm you up?
>>14559069I'd rather have you warm me up, Anon.
pony wants you to check your human privilege.why aren't you checking your privilege, anon?you're a monster!
>>14559070I'm a cancer.
>>14559069But anon, ponies doesn't exist.
>>14559080Im a scorpio
How many times per day do you think about ponies
>>14559080Scorpio is better.
Are you ready for Castle Mania Anon?!Can you mind comprehend what is about to happen?!
>>14559083slightly more than I think about killing myself
>>14559068I used to be like that. Wrote a poem about how friends are assholes at eight or then.I feel sorry for you atm
>>14559076what a SLUT
>>14559083including my dreams?i have no idea, i would say an unhealthy amount
>>14559089Shadow Pony turns out to be a myth, each of the pones does stuff that accidentally scares the others.We've been over this. Don't you pay attention in class?
>>14559082>>14559085Scorpios and Cancers get along great supposedly.
>>14559095rev up your ponies
>>14559055People are boring.
>>14559080Cancer's cool and all, but Leo is where it's at
>>14559109LIKE HELL WE DO!
>>14559117I wish I was a leo instead of a cancerI like cats a lot more then crabs
>>14559094Your empathy is palatable. >>14559105Can I copy your notes anon?>tfw Gemini, and I get two ponies.
>>14559055My girlfriend asks me that tooI don't want to tell her that I'm suicidally depressed
>>14559121Golly, those are big ponies.
>>14559109well no wonder
>want to say your zodiac>realize nobody would care because you don't have a name
>>14559136>>14559147Taurus master race
oh wow, pretty>captcha pls, pls chaptcha shushhttp://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vuv9hS8G58XNPlWCOBCGtCxL-FY8GWHZPQ5hnn_BIEZDhT8WAuRLdSXulsUzFtW_AV3Ydqd8MGV_aYAABJvZ3CvVI_Ggns9gfE31a2NV04TY0ArkodaJNUCByAdRrPBwZrYfXxMm5fTpD2W-0dR8_ZN5cqmqwYilONArYtx8sz6RTjtZL9s
>>14559146>implying anyone cares about anyone else's zodiac at all
FUN FACT: If you're a Scorpio, you were most likely conceived on or around Valentine's Day.
>>14559133What'cha mean Dot?>>14559136Taurus and Cancer get along sorta well but it can be rocky sometimes.>>14559146Eh not really, it's fun to talk about stuff like this even if you don't have a name.
>>14559147>>14559148awww yeah>>14559160y-you too
>>14559160I think he means all that goatbutt you drew for him
w-where my sagittarius bros at?
>>14559186Same place the Libras are. Nowhere.
>>14559160that we're such goood friends>>14559175so not truemaybe
You guys should check yourselves!http://truestarsign.com/Sagittarius here.
this horse is silly.post more silly horses
>>14559207still taurus yo
>>14559207>Abbreviation for April is Apl
>>14559207>tfw altered from Libra to Virgo>don't match any common Virgo traitsTo hell with that. I'll go with the Chinese Zodiac. Fire Tiger is best tiger.
>>14559186Sagittarius master race
>>14559224something tells me the site is full of shit just because of this thing.also because it looks like it's full of shit.
>>14559207>When you were born, the sun was in Gemini, not Cancer as you may have thought.MY OWN CLONENOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
>>14558932I sincerely hope you go for a studio apartment>living alone master race
>>14559197O-oh... I didn't know we were friends. I like you too>>14559207It says Gemini but I don't know how I feel about this. I don't think that sounds like me at all.
>>14559224my april nigga?
>>14559239Yes, I am your April nigger.
>>14559235They're all out of my price range Oh god
>>14559136>not Aries master raceWhat a pleb
>tfw no Virgo bros...
>>14559250april is best month>>14559258this is also true
>>14559268what a lovely moon tonight
>>14559268NOW GIVE HER A BONG
>>14559207>libraoh, hmm, now that I think about itit kind of makes more sensemaybe
>>14559268now draws winking marecunts
>>14559269>tfw no Capricorn pony to love
>>14559268That is one plump full moon
>>14559280i hate ponk
>>14559268rediv what's your sign gurl
>>14559291you snooze you loose!
>>14559262hell yeah i drop sick fires on the daily>>14559268qt
>>14559225Ditto but I was born in the year of the Monkey
>>14559268more Red Ribbon buttsex when?
>>14559268>>14559268>14559268>>14559268>>14559268PLEASE ADD VAGINA RED PLEASE
>>14559313man calm down
>>14559315A pony butt?
>>14559291what pisses me off the most, is that she is sleeping like a cat.ponies aren't cats.stop doing that.
>>14559317fap can't wait
>>14559298ponk is a good ponyjust not as good as the rest
Water pig reporting in, better late then never!
>>14559322unless you've been edging for over 6 hours I don't want to hear it mister
>>14559315deal with it shit pon
>>14559321anon, hush your autism
>>14559322wow don't care
>>14559324any pone ever > the pank one
>>14559328>wood dragonthat doesn't even make sense
>>14559340no you.shit is annoying. if they are going to draw pony, they should learn to do it right.
>>14559346i dunno, anoni rank trixie lower than pank
stram STRAM stram STRAM stram
>>14559354trixie at least has a character that isn't just lul so randumb.
>>14559348>wooden dragon dildou-unf?
>>14559348their elements are different, fire>wood>earth>metal>waterit makes sense to me
when exactly did MLPG become neo-/d/?
>>14559274>>14559299pisces/aquarius i guess>>14559313>>14559312soon
>>14559353anon, you clearly don't know how to pony
>>14559365earthbending is the best bendingliterally no reason to bend anything else
>>14559368A very long time ago
>>14559268>>14559372I'd fuck that princess
>>14559363HEYpank is cute so randumb
>>14559365but wood dragon is shit.also elements don't work like that retard.it's white>black>red>green>blue>metallics for dragons.learn the shit faggoty cum bubble
>>14559368it was always lewd, but it got more fetishy around s2 hiatus
>>14559380When I can still remember
>>14559379i don't know about the korra mythos, but water seems like the strongest
>>14559377shut your whore mouth
>>14559360>>14559352i meani can stream a movie or the Tatami Galaxy but not drawing
>>14559368S2-3 hiatus was our sexual awakening
>>14559372Now we need a matching Celestia
>>14559401Hah, horseshit. People were doing sex talk in the first hiatus.
>>145593846 elements is too manyunless it's representative of the uncorperal, but out side of that there is only 5 elements on the earthand besides someone has to be the wood dragons of the world. balance and shit, deal with it
>>14559410yes saine stram
>>14559414>6 elements is too manyexcuse me
>>14559412talking sex =/= hollow sounds
>>14559418Now add another vagina.
>>14559397anon you know nothing about ponies, ponies are cats>>14559422Magic is the 6th hidden element, fuck it's like im talking to 6yr old girls that are casuals. They explain that in the first fucking episode, dork.
>>14559422He's right. Fluttershy is the lame sixth wheel
>>14559418NOW A VAGINABONG
>>14559418those marebits aren't puffy enough
>>14559414wood is dumb, nature is shit element, it's like having death be an elementdragons only come in chromatic colors & metallics.it's the rules of nature
>>14559430>on both sides of her buttcheeksSOMEONE PLEASE DO THATI just want to see how it looks haha
>>14559432Ponyville would be dead without FluttershySo would Celestia and Luna as a result of Fluttershy not saving Twilight
>>14559431but whywhen magic is literally just all elements combinedthat's like some fourth dimension bullshit man
>>14559418I like the way you draw vagina's Rediv.>>14559410>>14559415Let me go for a 30 minute run and I will shortly after I get back.
>>14559431The 6th element is friendship, not magic.
>>14559418Can you put a cigar in her butthole like she is smoking it that way?... don't ask why.
>>14559443you don't have to pretend that's not your fetish here, anon.this is a safe place
Well I just spent eight goddamn hours watching a courtroom drama filled with cartoon horses.No regrets.
Pony got implants.
>>14559448>saine goes running>trips over a rock>breaks his neck>diesRIPIP
>>14559452...What the fuck are you talking about, Anon?
>>14559418needs a larger clit.horse clits are pretty big.also more liquid needs to be dripping out. because she is a naughty mare that needs attention
>>14559451It is not! But might as well be soon.
Pony needs your help to UNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDTHE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>14559448I hope you're branded with an apostrophe in hell
>>14559469Ok, how can I help pony?
>>14559469Can't you just make that pony watch a marathon of Disney movies involving princesses?
>>14559469but before you do that, you need to teach pony how to pony pony
>>14559447anon i don't have time for your shit, if you don't know the basics of the show, i cant be fucked. Im arguing over Chinese mythology with another casual.>>14559449no friendship is magic, twilight's element is magic, the magic OF friendship. magic !=friendship Which they all share in common. If that's true, then they all are in possesion of the 6th element. Which they do, and that leaves Twilight with no element.
Do you like philosophy?Would you discuss philosophy with pony?
>>14559469Free love is much to tame for Pony
>>14559486no philosophy is fucking stupid.
>>14559483>twilight's element is magicTrixie's element is magic too, the magic OF magic.Trixie was always better.
>>14559483but I know the basics of the showthey justdon't make sensechildren's show blah blah blah magic is no element
>>14559486I would discuss Descartes with all the ponies
>>14559492>Trixie was always better.At being a coward
>>14559488you're fucking stupid
>>14559486I like philosophy, and would probably discuss it with pony. Are there any great pony philosophers?
>>14559487Ms. Harshwhinny is a whore
>>14559497>kicks Twilight out of town>cowardYour definition is rather loose, I'd go so far as to say it's wrong.
>>14559486I would discuss Camus with pone. And once we establish that our existance is essentially pointless and absurd we'd have sex, because hey, why not
>>14559503but what about the other two princesses
>>14559503now applejack with an applebong
>>14559505Who isnt a whore
>>14559506She was under the effects of a powerful magic artifact. That doesn't count.
>>14559506Trixie kicked twilight out of town with the assistance of the Alicorn amulet. Without it she wouldn't even have the guts to face twilight in a Magic Duel. She ran away from the Ursa Minor when she boasted that she had defeated it before.
>>14559492her magic was stage magician magic, that's something much weaker>>14559494They make perfect sense, and im pysched to see how they play the Tree of life from the Kabalah into the show. Even the Sepiroths are in the right position up to Neptune, Saturn and Uranus. But since there is only 6 elements, and the earth. 10 are hard to represent properly. And don't ask me about Daath or Pluto. That I need to study up on, to be honest.
>>14559518>other two princessesthere are no other princesses. just a bunch of toy shoehorns
>>14559510>existence is essentially pointless and absurdit's true, isn't it?
>>14559522>rarity is not a slut.png
>>14559524>Trixie kicked twilight out of town with the assistance of the Alicorn amuletBecause she's resourceful and smart. U mad twifag? Twilight's weak.
>>14559522These ponies aren't whores.
>>14559526they're still princessesshow some respect
This is hard to admit, butI can't seem to like any art with drug themes
>>14559503can yu pls>>14559443pls
>>14559534>FluttershyI dont know anon, something seems off.
What a trhilll...
>>14559528it is if you believe it
>>14559536no.because they are shit princesses, that were poorly written in.
>>14559525no it doesn't it's like freaky mumbo jumbo legends shit some greek made up five bajimillion doubleleapyears ago or somethingand stop trying to do research on a children's cartoon c'mon man we're here just for the cute ponies doing cute things and then fucking yeah
>ponies doing drugsI am happy, that amour guy is not around.
>>14559528Yes, also thishttp://www.dead-philosophers.com/?p=1143one of my favourite webcomics
>rediv is that one mlpg anon getting high and fapping all the time
>>14559550no, that's meI'm not rediv, I swear
>>14559543it is true unless you believe in religion
>>14559538me neither. to each his own, i say
Trixie = Reincarnation of Starswirl the BeardedIt fits
>>14559531>>14559546Trixie is a coward a sexy voice but a coward nonetheless.
>>14559548>wow there's not a single car on the highway today!>Highway suddenly full of cars
>>14559553unless you believe something else*
>>14559557Trixie is Startwirl the Cunted that got a gender reassignmentcue tumblr praising it and hasbro making every pony have a gender reassignment
>>14559565like a religion
>>14559565do you want me to name every single thing and idea a person can believe in?because I won't.
>>14559552We're all a little Rediv on the inside anon
>>14559546if you don't see the symbolism that is laden in the show, that's cool. But, there is a lot of it, if you look hard enough.>>14559553leave religion out of it, if we were able to see the causation of our actions in totality, we would see that what we do and say now echos forever into eternity. And this is just simple physics at work. Not to mention the ideas and lives we touch. Only the short sighted or the willful blind don't see the ever lasting effect we have.
>>14559550not high but fapping frequently
>>14559582>tiny wings>non-traditional pegasus>non-traditional unicorn
ponies touching ponies
>>14559581I'd make a joke about rediv having a little bit of us in her, tooBut I'm WAY too shy to do that
>>14559583if you assume hard enough*c'mon, even the shit you made last night will have underlying symbolism in it if you look at it for long enough
>>14559582if it doesnt have a dick i cant fuck it
>>14559578just one would do
>>14559589>you will never crawl inside red like a sleeping bag
>>14559589>I'll make the joke, but tell it in a meta way to make it less apparent
>>14559594like being a nihilist or believing in the work and value of one's life or worshiping a rock for no good reason
>tfw my simple request was ignoredwell I guess attention bitch has lots of other faggots who worship her so she can disregard selectivelyfuck hate selfish pricks
>a sexy voice
>>14559593You can smoke out of an apple Just sayingDoes Red Ribbon ever get high?
>>14559604what did you want
>>14559604my request was ignored tooit happensyou're an idiot
pony is incredibly desperate, but any time she gets a cute stallion home, they always end up getting interrupted. and yes, she's tried masturbation. it's not the same. she's starting to get a little strange.
>>14559604You are shitting me right now
>>14559610>>14559613yes, because replying and explaining why not in few words is SO FUCKING HARD right?
thank you for proving my point
>>14559612pony needs to consult a professional that can ensure her privacy
>>14559612Pony needs to realize that there are more important things than sex.
>>14559612pony should just fuck in public and get it over with
>>14559604...I can't believe I actually have to explain this, but when an artist asks for requests they do so in order to crowdsource ideas, and pick one or two that they like. They aren't beholden by God's Law to do every single picture people ask them for.
>>14559615She just asked you what you wanted, dungus. It's obvious she got swamped and overlooked you accidentally.
>>14559615>>14559614>>14559618oh my god
zebra should horse pony
lol, the sense of entitlement is off the scale hereit's humorous ^-^
>>14559631rediv I have a request for you.could you please have a wonderful day
>>14559630>It's obvious she got swampedSwamped with what, 7 replies? To both posts I replied with the request. There is a difference between "i'm better than this pleb shit" and overlooking things.
>>14559637zebra should whorse pony
>>14559564I wish I had a dick that sizeOr hands that smallMy dick looks much much smaller than it is in comparison to my hands
>>14559642swamped with things other than mlpg you idiot
>>14559620pony thinks this is maybe the best way, but is still hesitant. after all, this is a universe where you can actually talk to the personification of chaos. Murphy's Law is a bitch.>>14559622pony laughs and says that may be true, but YOU try going on a four-year fast and say you're not hungry.>>14559625pony is getting to that point.
>>14559593>if it doesnt have a dick i cant fuck itWhat a narrow world view
>>14559644>Sweetie Belle becomes addicted to BZCs
>>14559642You'll accuse me of white knighting in a second so I shouldn't eve respond to this.
>saine goes for a run>saine never stops running>saine never returns
>>14559645>not wanting a small dick
>>14559665'Big Zebra Cocks', judging by the context.
>>14559650Pony should embrace celibacy.
>>14559665Big Zebra Cock
>>14559664>saine is forrest gump
>>14559668AnonBig dicks are my fetishI'd have an impractically large cock if I couldLike at least a foot
>>14559674>Life is like a box of chocolates>You always know that one of those little faggot chocolates is gonna be telling you to stream
>>14559665Big zebra cock. She couldn't even feel her first boyfriend's dick after years of zebras. Daddy must be so proud.
LOOK HERE ARE THREE LITTLE PONIES READY TO SING FOR THIS CROWD
>tfw wet dreams and you want to rid yourself of the desire of material and earthly pleasure>rape
I'd want a 9 or 10" by 6.5" dick if I could choosehttp://i.imgur.com/OzDIDiF.png
>>14559686>You should shut up and fuck me right now, Roogna
>>14559692Bigger than what you're packing, boys.
>>14559720>piss la piss>>>/a/
>>14559724outside of the "Snails has the biggest dick" fanon, which I sometime entertain for reasons, I'm pretty much in favour of Big Mac being the most well endowed stallionthere are no canon male zebras on the show anyway
>>14559714>you will never bounce on Pinkie's fat cock>you will never suck Rarity off while she lounges on the couch, exhausted after a hard day
>>14559717>>14559740You guys are getting a little slow on the draw there
>>14559720Why is all the artwork for Kill La Kill so edgy?Same thing with the intro for Watamote
>>14559714I'd want to be a pony.
>>14559714>that celestiai unf evertim
>>14559714>tfw yours looks like Luna's
>>14559751Because it's just a fanservice anime.
>>14559748I want Twilight to tear me apart lovingly
>>14559751Define 'edgy' in this context, because I'm not sure I agree with you.
>>14559749I'm all bent over and pleading for you, Roogna. C'mon.
>>14559747Biggest in ponyville, maybethere are lots of big unicorns in Canterlot
>>14559759Could be worse
>>14559751In what way is the artwork edgy? It seems really reminiscent of TTGL, which is to be expected.
>>14559786May be move closer to the central one?
>>14559786Now put a vag on her back hoof.
>>14559786>>14559794>>14559798If I can see not-vagina, you're doing it wrong.
>>14559767I dunno you sound really gay and I only fuck strait dudes cause i don't wanna be gay man
>>14559786>>14559794Like they go from one place:http://i.imgur.com/u7cXocV.png
>>14559809That doesn't look fun at all.
>>14559806Don't worry, it ain't gay if the balls don't touch.C'mon, I even got my fursuit on and everything.
>>14559809I'm going to keep talking about big fat ponycocks and there's nothing you can do to stop mehttp://mlpg.co/unf/src/1368573659004.png
>>14559808https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18591885/wow.pngim going back to /d/
Hey mlpg its my 21st and im drunk and you are pretty alright
>>14559762she moves slowly. she knows she's big (or, at least, she knows you say she's big), and at any of the little sounds you make she stops and makes sure you're alright. it's sweet, but to be perfectly honest it's getting a little annoying. you can only say "yes, Twilight, i'm fine" so many times. her dirty talk is appalling. well-read, but appalling. but that also kinda adds to the adorable.eventually, finally, she hits her stride. you can hear the bedsheets swishing beneath her bodies as she thrusts into you, the two of you on your sides. when she slams home, you almost jump forward. her breath goes hot and hard, straight into the back of your neck, and she reaches down to cradle your leg, pulling it up, with one arm, and slips the other under your torso and around your waist.
>>14559819Mlpg seems very /d/ right now. I like the update.
>>14559827HOW WAS YOUR RUN?DID IT FEEL GOOD TO GET THE HEART PUMPING?
Since we're so close to season 4, let's take a moment to remember how much better the italians have it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dchiYx5Hzo
small dicks > big dicks
>>14559770He'd still be bigger than themthey'd think it's impossible that some apple farmer earth pony would be bigger than thembut he woud
>>14559814>>14559841You're both sooooooooooooooooooo wrong
Well I didn't know you were such a fan of dicks!
>>14559819>you now need a hemidick to fuck Celestia
>>14559841I disagree with your opinion and kind of wish you would shut up about it
>>14559849I hate dicks anon.Even my own.
>>14559850Well... real men use both hands?
Pony asks what's the appeal for dicks
>>14559835i don't understand why people like it. it's way too long and generic out the ass.
>>14559814you could suck yourself easilyso it would be fun
>>14559826>tfw no cute girl with dainty little fingers guiding your body around as she fucks youI wish more girls were into pegging
>>14559835Is there a new opening for season 4?
>>14559862It's more fun sucking someone else
>>14559851I wish you would all shut up about dicks.
>>14559863I KNOW RIGHT
>>14559830I felt like shit when I got home, I felt better after giving myself a few though.So what am I drawing?derpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Saine
Do you like your vagina Red or did prefer dick?
>>14559876How is this pony? At all?
>>14559880draw these stallions >>14559770with huge dicks
>>14559882From the look of it he's larger than a pony
>>14559863I told my current gf that I'm bisexualI'm hoping that one day she'll want to peg meONE DAY
>>14559880Scootaloo doing cartwheels.
>>14559881I bet she'd want a Celestia sized or DJ ACID sized cock
>>14559892Once or twice
>>14559888I would hope he is larger than a pony.Ponies are little.
>>14559899I really want to try...
>>14559835The weeaboo in me prefers this.http://youtu.be/ukCYa6BbyYAApparently the elevens hate their dubbed version, but I love it.
Sure is dicks out today!
>>14559898if I had a dick like that, i'd start a tumblr for it
>>14559899Please do tell I'd like to know but continue on /3dpd/ please?
>>14559918maybe later, watchin SAINESTRAM
>>14559909no, is dildos. today ams dildos. also, why to ams pink horses talkings?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>14559972because she is so purple
>>14559972She is almost as purple as Cool Guy.
I like peggingPone should peg pone
>>14559907oh shit time for nippon ponies
>>14559972Purple is a pretty cool horse, Anon. You're a nice person with nice opinions. My favorite is pink! Ponies are too cool, don't you agree?
>>14559987The balls need to be bigger.
>>14559987>dat quivering ballsackI don't recognize that buttmark. Which pone dick is that
>>14559987why does that feel so fitting for that pony
>>14559986I don't agree. Ponies are warm, not cool.
>>14559987Draw futa fem-anon holding her big but not unrealistic cock under its head
>>14559987How productive are those balls?This is important.
>>14559987the buns need to be wider
>>14560001That's not what I meant, silly. But yeah, they'd be pretty warm. Especially for cuddles.
>>14559980anon please, the ponies are tired of fetish talk. its just about morning, they need their rest.
>>14560012OH SHIT SHE IS FALLING OVER!
>>14560011they're illusoryso they can produce absurd amounts of ghost-cum
>>14560024Under no circumstances is ghost cum to be allowed to come into contact with dead bodies.
which pony would be into online chatting
>>14560012poor scoots and her tiny wings ;_;
>>14560016Humans would feel cool to ponies, they probably wouldn't want to cuddle with humans.
What should I draw next Mlpg?
>>14560036Cool Guy Pone
>>14560036what did you just draw
Season 4 is next week.
>>14560036Goo Pone tries to get dressed
>>14560046That sounds fun.
How can I make pony happy?
>>14560036draw something roognalike
>>14560072now make the dick biggerif you want, anyway
>>14560072Now the ponut
>>14560072w-what's that under him?
>>14560072>Red Ribbon will never blast her load all over your face
>>14560042Why is it called season 4 if it doesn't air on the 4th?
I said season 4 is next week
>>14560092WAIT I AM NOT READY!
>>14560087VR soonI'm sure someone here will make a Sexy Horse OC Toolset to plug into your brain
>>14560092I'll be dead when it airs, in the sense that the actual me will be no more (I'm trying to be a new man for S4).
>>14560092My birthday is next week
>>14560092Why isn't it faster!
>>14560099Happy future Birthday!
>>14560099Mine's the 27th
>>14560099My birthday is today. I wanted a pony but my dumb parents got me a real life one. Was it too much to ask for Pinkie Pie? Dumb parents. It's like they enjoy watching me cry my eyes out.
pones getting fuckedsoft
>>14560115>>14560116Hooray for valentine's day sex kids
>>14560121you're the best
>>14560121Red pleaseplsmore vaginasor at least dicks in vaginas
>>14560121WHAT'S THAT BELOW HIS COCK?is it me sucking on it?
>>14560121NOW COVER EVERYTHING WITH A PRETTY DRESS
>>14560121and one more, with the hipsthank you
>>14560121>mmffWait whatWho's there?
>>14560131oh its a (me with dick)
>>14560147Well it's not a herm obviously
>>14560121>mffoh god, there's a pony on the end of that
>tfw the furfags will never leave
>>14560150you don't need a vagina to be a pretty maretake your human prejudice elsewhere
>>14560158>I was at the panel where she first had that outfitStiff as a diamond, I tell you
>>14560167>Hard because an ugly old tart with fake tits wore a slutty outfitpleb
>>14560163>that head turning animation>horsey legs on pinkieS1 is the best
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>14560183Things degrade over time
>>14560180It didn't help that she gave me a hug and talked with me for a bit before getting houndedI miss small cons
>>14560163>JJ will never finish that comic
>>14560187Sorry Dash, my waifu is pink, not blue. You're still neat though.
help me fill this out MLPG
>>14560192Rediv, would it be too much to ask you to draw you Celestia, lying on her back (clear top view), with Twilight Sparkle on top of her. Princess holds her with fronlegs and covers with wings, Twilight frontlegs on/above Celestia's shoulders, but backlegs not in between Celestia's backlegs but rather above (so we can see their bits). And of course they are kissing.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18591885/ass.pnghttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18591885/vag.pnghttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18591885/teats.pngwill it ever end>>14560221ill see
>>14560187No, you aren't
>>14560225And now the big gooey finish
>>14560224Wait what, why wrong.>>14560225>ill seeI will just say THANK YOU so you will feel obligated to draw it, ha!
>>14560217alright good to go
Dunno about the coat color.
>>14560251if someone who's good at websites wants to code google+ integration for smarebooru I'll give them the password
>>14560256Hey look its fluttershy
>>14560256Fluttershy seems different.
>>14560256That's adorable ReiIs it a reference to something or your own design?
>>14560256Pretty cool. That reminds me I'm like 3 episodes late on KLK.
>>14560264you're a rockstar
>>14560272get your game on
>>14560256Rei, now that Castle-Mania soon - could you ponify some Castlevania character? Preferably female? Maria was kinda done by Madmax, so may be Carmilla, count's first servant?
>>14560282Forgot the pic.Also:https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=1&site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=624&q=castlevania+carmilla&oq=castlevania+carmilla
>>14560262>>14560268Supposed to be Nono from Diebuster. That's why I'm unsure on the coat color. I started with a cream color like Bonbon has, then kind of darkened it. Fluttershy's coat is lighter but... yeah. It's a pegasus with pink hair and a yellowish coat. Fluttershy.
>>14560282>>14560299That sounds like a pretty cool thing to do. Probably either Carmilla or Shanoa.
>The Discord clip for S2 was released one week before the premiere>Same with the S3 previewTHIS WEEK IS GOING TO BE HYPE
WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING THE MARATHON
>>14560327Because it's not on for another 12 hours? What marathon are you talking about?
>>14560327>>14560329I missed the mareathon yesterday, also it's going to be 10 episodes today.
>>14560327Because I'm not interested.
>>14560327I'd rather watch a mare-a-thon
>>14560333When does today start? Same time?
>>14560313Shanoa was done to death too but... why not both?http://i.imgur.com/tsqZQcQ.jpg
>>14560348Yes, it starts at the same time it just goes later is all.
>>14560349What is this, an image for bees?
>>145603339 episodes today, we moved Best Night Ever to last night for my autistic needs
>>14560359Your what now
>>14560358>image for beeswhat
>>14560362I wanted the marathon to start with the S2 premier
>>14560359Ahh I see, like I said I missed it yesterday. That's cool though, so we get 9 eps of S2 then, cool.
>>14560303WHATIS XEN GOING TO BE RELEASED SOON?
>>14560046Sorry, I kinda phoned this one in a little.
On a scale of 1-10 how sexy is pony?
>>145603999But pony is 10 when it comes to cute
>>14560388I wanna stick my hand in her.
>>14560411Not your dick?
>>14560399not very....Kinda cute at best.
>>14560439Hot for teacher
>>14560388Why is it fluttershy? It's just meant to be goo pone
>>14560446Is there a specific Goo pone? I have no idea who that is.
>>14560435No no, just my hand.
>>14560446goo pony used food dye and gelatin to disguise herself as fluttershy
>>14560439Lies, pony is specifically designed to be sexy.
>>14560486Yeah, just look at these butts. They just ask for a dick to be put into. Deep.
The calls are coming from inside the pony!
>>14560493b-but there's not even a hole!!!
>>14560521>Pinkie Pie ate your phone again
>>14560531>he can't see the holes
>>14560521No! Don't go in there! The murderer is waiting for you!>implying I could stop myself from entering pony
>>14560522unf unf featureless crotch
>>14560539Why is Spike so fucking huge?
>>14560543scootaloo is a very small pony
>>14560543He's even larger where it counts. Twice.
>>14560543spike doesnt seem very big
>>14560539>he couldn't put his wood in Rarity so he put Rarity on some woodeh...there's a joke there somewhere, I just said it wrong.
Pony just sad something
>>14560557oh nois pony ok
>>14560557Cheer up, pony.
>>14560557How can pony sad anything? Pony makes everything good and happy.
Pone says never lie about your dick on the internet
>>14560584But I'm not lyingMy penis is small.
Sweetie Belle wants you to suck her dick.
>>14560584Why would I lie about my dick on anonymous imageboard where you should take nothing seriously?13cm
>>14560584Shut up Sweetie and get back at hugging me
>>14560584I never do8" from the bone and I've only ever gotten to second base with a girl
>>14560596;_;I'll just go buy bleach
You are now Fluttershy. What do you do?
>>14560602>>14560619Hey, cheer up! Twist will hug you!
>>14560605Mourn the loss of my thumbsLearn how to use wings as handsFind another pony to help the animalsGet the fuck out of the cottage and explore the world
>>14560627...I need more bleach
>>14560627OH MY GOD YES!
>>14560605I go see if I can get it on with rainbow dash and poinkie
>>14560627Aww, come here you cute little red head!
Twilight "Girl Cock" Sparklehttp://i.imgur.com/LR5e3Qt.pngPrincess Twilight "Girl Cock" Sparklehttp://i.imgur.com/Fz9xb2H.png
BANNED FOR WHAT SAINEYOU CAN TELL ME ON 4CHAN, IT'S SAFE
>>14560640sweaty paws when
>>14560627I did not ask you, nor I care for sympathy.Let me just drink my bottle of bleach.
>>14560627But she isn't real.
>>14560635Goddammit RoognaWhat'd I tell you about not fucking me.
Pony has fallen and she can't get up!
>>14560664I can carry pony.
>>14560673I'll get the shotgun.
>>14560676And my axe.
>>14560681Fuck off Roogna?
>>14560681o-oh godThat is NOT the picture I wanted to post at all!
>>14560681fuck off roogwat
>>14560681that is a strange derp
>You will never get to saine's streams on time
Fuck it whatever I'm done.
>>14560691>>14560686>>14560693I swear it was an accident it was right next to a luna picture
>>14560697I like it!
>>14560697I think it looks good.>>14560696Maybe someday Gypsy.Goodnight everyone!
>>14560698>keeping your weird ass cg inflation fap material next to Luna
>>14560696Gypsy adjust your sleep schedule.'>>14560698Sort your shit nigga.
>>14560669Rainbow Dash pls
>>14560712But what if pony wants to be carried?
to pony, or not to pony?
>>14560721As long as you're not a pony planning to pony pony.
>>14560721pony pony pony
>>14560718Well that is a different storyBut I wonder how long you can carry pony before he/she wants downalso you know ponies getting picked up is pretty rare in general, at least not by unicorns with magic. I want to see more full size ponies getting picked up by monsters or what have you
>>14560727Stop staring, pink horse, or it'll never cook.
>>14560727So human should pony pony?Thanks Celestia.
>>14560731unf unf dashhips etc
>>14560736>implying that's possible
>>14560747the dogs also lifted some of themWe need more pone lifting in general
>>14560755More wrong opinions by the slaver of pony.
>>14560759Oh hush youLifting up pone is like a recipe for kicky legs as they flail their little hooves around for purchaseYou like little kicky legs, don't you anon?
>>14560731What if pony wanted to be carried like this?
>>14560753Pony should pony human then?
>>14560755Iron will lifted pinkie up too.
>Always make fun of bronies for having bad taste in music >Underground hip-hop artist releases a new track of his upcoming side project on his youtube channel>Notice some brony with a stupid OC picture ask a legitimate question without being an autist>Realize there's a brony out there that likes the same music as meI had to delete all the artist's song from my hard drive. I can't deal with this. I didn't spend years asserting my superior taste in music just for shit like this to happen
>>14560775I would question the pony's motives>>14560782Yep, which was fun as he was a big biped and such. Though I would like to see what an average ponies reaction to such would be, rather than pinkie the unrustlable jimmies pie
>>14560773Pony will kicky little legs of their own free will, not because you attempt to force them to.
>>14560783>blog status: updated>mood: annoyed
>>14560793You don't need to question pony. Just imagine it's a cute filly or colt that wants you to carry them.
>>14560802I'm more than annoyed. I'm furious. I can never listen to that artist again now.
>>14560803Oh well if its a tiny pone then that makes much more senseI was imagining full grown ponies here
>>14560813she's got a bad spot on her ear.
after seeing all of s1 again everything twilight says and thinks about celestia implies that she really doesn't know much about her or that she ever spent much personal time with her; contact by letter is a natural thing for them even before twilight leaves canterlot
>>14560812You just don't understand.
>>14560806Bronies probably like a lot of things you do. Like your favorite video game. Or other TV show. Big deal.
A brony drew this image.
Has there been anything new over the past month?I read the Cadance comic part 2, but haven't paid attention to anything else.
>>14560828He understands. You're hipster filth, the kind of person who will brag about his amazing music tastes to everybody he knows but never actually play any of that music for them because 'if more people start liking it, it won't be cool anymore'.
>>14560850Season 4 is a week away, what do you think?
>>14560851I would love for more people to have taste as good as mine when it comes to music, just not bronies.#thestruggle
>>14560863WHEN DID SPIKE GET WINGS?
>>14560824Spike is much better at gauging Celestia's reactions than Twilight is, probably because according to Faust, He was raised by her up to that point.
>>14560855excite levels rising
>>14560627>twists into thread
>>14560862THE GROOSE IS LOOSEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBloZUg44Sc
>>14560863Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14560879Oh wait those pupils should probably more towards the right
>>14560886OH SHITSHE'S GOING TO DIE
>not a single Zecora in the thread
>>14560846A brony drew every piece of MLP fanart.Everyone in this thread is a brony.
>>14560894>still no zecora in the thread
Sunbutt a shit.
>>14560898excuse me. I am not a brony.
>>14560924A pegasister then?
>>14560863That fucking Pinkie.
>>14560898only a brony would call himself a brony
>>14560898we like to pretend we never referred to ourselves as such anonget with the timesJust think, someone from MLPG was responsible for the original brohoof image. They could still be here for all we know!
>>14560929>pegasisterThat's several more Hitlers worse than brony.
>>14560935Fuck off, brony.
>>14560863Oh man, I never noticed before now>Clothes with Rarity's mark>Fluttershy butterfly>Apple>Balloon>Blue feather falling
>>14560942IT CAN'T COME ANY FASTER
>>14560951Oh wait, she ain't.
>>14560942Um, excuse me, but it's one week and forty minutes.
>>14560840Video games and TV are both for nerds. But I will not stand for bronies contaminating my music with their ilk
>>14560954What can't come faster? Pony can't come faster?
>>14560924You are a brony, rediv. Brony is gender neutral.
>>14560978No, she's a furry.
>>14560942>>14560954Alright so what's everyone gonna do is think "Time travel: engage for one (1) week". And them, a week after, just before new pony, everyone will have to think "Time travel: successful".From your future point of view you'll remember today and feel like you've really time-travelled: the week will retrospectively feel very short.
>>14560824>>14560873Yeah, despite all the fanwork depicting Celestia and Twilight as inseparable mother and daughter, the show makes it seem a lot more like Twilight was probably living at home with her parents while she attended school until she was old enough that Celestia let her board in that tower.
>>14560985But what if you forget to think "Time travel: Successful." until some time after the episode? I'm not sure I can take that risk.
Derpy is a very _____ pony
>>14561057Goodnight purple horse.
>>14560984Actually she's an insufferable bitch.
>>14560984you got me
>>14561057>Twilight>sleeping through the sun
>>14561039Agreed. Derpy is a sweet pony, not savory pony.
THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL NEW PONE
>>14561016>waifuing dogs>not waifuing scp-682
>>14561079Sorry to tell you, but you haven't time travelled a week yet: only 20 minutes
>>14561065What kind of reaction is that?
Isn't everyone here except FlyingSaucer a pony?
I'm upset that I'm slowly but surely falling back into this fandom
>>14561102pony herekeep that guy away from me
>>14561065feet in food that isn't dessert is so weird
>>14561115Post horn or gtfo
>>14561065that's... just stupid.
>>14561107I'm upset that I'll never get punched in the dick by that griffon
>>14561065UghThat pasta is all dried up
>>14561086>thinly veiled Wakfu referenceNice
>>14561016Nigga its not Monday
Why aren't you fetishing?
>>14561152I don't have the cat one.I wish I did though, cat waifus are so better.
>>14561102Yeah. Can you believe that guy wants to tell us it's not okay for us to wear clothes? Who does that non-pony think he is?
>>14561155how about big futa princesses that get bigger every time you get them off
>>14561155Right now there are people that think the fetish stuff will stop once the show starts again.I feel bad for them.
>>14561155I bet she tastes like strawberries
>>14561155would you a smelly pony
>>14561170Pinkie. Pinkie pls.
I still think pony is not for sexual.
>>14561157>Cat waifu >Not bird waifunot both
>>14561180But they want to be for sexual with you
>>14561155Nobody else wants Gilda to beat them senseless, that's why
Reminder that Gilda is literally worse than Trixie.You CANNOT justify her being nice.
>>14561193There's a fine line between femdom and just having a girl cat bird beat you up.
>>14561197>justify her being nicetop lol>>14561193>>14561201A line that is not crossed enough.
>>14561193Why would anyone want to get beaten?
>>14561204>A line that is not crossed enough.A line that should never be crossed.
>>14561221Blunt pain always felt kinda nice for me. And Gilda is hot.
I'd never try to justify Gilda's behavior aside from her being a jerk (she is a straight up jerk), but fuck if her design doesn't look nice
>>14561176Real talk, I'd totally watch a more "adult" humanized FIM show.
S04, E06 Power Ponies 12/21/2013
>>14561242>he wants to watch drawn together
>>14561244>It's it's own episode and not part of another episode>Entire episode of Power PoniesYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>14561244The comic episode?
>>14561244The episode I'm looking forward to the most next to the Apple pie ep.
>>14561244>No descriptionHuh. That's unusual.http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/dhn/EP013304160075
>>14561244So the episode where Spike calls them the Power Ponies turned out to be called Power Ponies?
>>14561236>pain>niceI don't know, pain usually is painful
>>14561254All I know is, they're better be giant robots and giant monsters with ridiculously over dramatic fight scenes and explosions over nothing.
>>14561244So on a scale from Faust to Craig, how many Powerpuff Girls references will be in that episode?Will Tara Strong break out the Bubbles voice?
>>14561258Yes, and it feels kinda nice.Don't you ever poke your bruises just to feel the pain?
Mature twilight is best twilight.>>14558870
>>14561279Didn't you fuck with your loose baby teeth just because they hurt?
>>14561275Not usually, noI get "mental masochism", but not physical...
>>14561281that doesnt look maturethat just looks like another "dark" twilight
>>14561259That is not adult.Though I'd also watch an adult EG
>>14561283I fucked with them to loosen them more
>>14558878>stolen from SoapI'm probably the only person here who knows that show existed
>>14561302Well fug you then.>>14561295And wasn't it a rewarding feeling when you beat the pain and twisted them loose?
>>14561242Same, except not humanized.
>>14561289>darkbut she looks cool and she's an alicorn. She doesn't look dark.
>>14561311>cool>black and red>spikes everywhere
>>14561311>Black and red>Spikes everywhereI can see where he's getting it from
>>14561244>>14561244>14561244WE ALREADY HAVE PORN WITH SEDUSA
>>14561286>I get "mental masochismThen why don't you understand NTR?
>>14561306No, they usually came out painlessly when I bit an apple or something
>>14561326Whatever, then. You guys are weird.
>>14561324ntr a shit
>>14561324Understanding something and liking it are two different things
>>14561349I'm pretty sure you've said you don't get NTR
All the world will be in love with night. And pay no worship to the garish sun.
SIX DAYS AND 59 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
>>14561357Hah, I wish.
>>14561357SIX DAYS, 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES, RATHER
>>14561354I understand why a masochist would like it the same way I understand why any masochist would enjoy something painful.
>>14561355Shut the fuck up NMM
>>14561367But you said you don't get physical masochism?Stop speaking in riddles, dammit.
>>14561320>Search PahealNO WAY NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN- FUCK YOU MLPG
sex with lightning dust
>>14561396>Not posting this with Max Anarchy lyricsYou're not my changeling
>>14561401max anarchy a shit
>>14561420U A SHITalthough in reality I haven't even actually played it yet. I just like the soundtrack. So I have no real opinion.
>>14561401Play better games.
BREAKING NEWSADULT MALE FANS OF CHILDREN'S PROGRAMME "MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC" CALL THEMSELVES BRONIES
>>14561424The game itself is really mediocre. It basically existed only to be an online netcode test.
Platinum's only good game is Metal Gear Rising.
>>14561448journalism is dead
>>14561460No, but it sold the most.
>>14561483it's the bbc, they have lots of dumb spellings
>>14561497Oh, like colour?
>>14561502>amerifatsit's colour, not color.
>>14561506our is pronounced "ow-er"colour would be pronounce "co-l-ow-er"
>>14561498How lewd is too lewd?
>>14561506it's not Shining Armour either
>>14561506>adding unnecessary lettersbritbongs pls go
>>14561514>"Nucular! It's Nucular!"
>>14561506you wouldn't say that to my facebecause I'd shoot you can claim self defense
>>14561493I love how that artist draws Pankaspecially when she draws her with her hair straight
>>14561533now that is just stupid
>>14561521when it comes to scat, vore, gore and TF
>>14561506It comes from the Roman "color"You know who added the u?The French.Fuck the French.
>>14561533The Japanese are better at drawing horses than filthy westerners
>>14561521Aruurara draws good pones too>>14561533y-you too
>>14561533what's the artist's tumblr?
>>14561539Fuck you pal, we wouldn't be here without the French.I bet you think the Statue of Liberty was made in America.
>>14561532what if you covered Lightning Dust in Lustre dust
>>14561537I Fucked Up.>>14561543>>14561546umenoo.tumblr.com
>>14561541Not really. They all draw ponies too "loose", if that makes sense. I honestly prefer any artist from here than any jap artist.
>>14561524>addingI think this britbong vs american english discussion is stupid, but I'm fairly certain they didn't add letters but americans removed some.
>>14561553>I like drawing camical picturesthat's adorable
>>14561543I especially like the way they draw the heads/faces
>>14561539Hmm. Color, Coloris.I've never thought of that.
>>14561560>. I honestly prefer any artist from here than any jap artist.Bad taste
>markerfags in charge of doing what markerfags are supposed to do
>>14561560I usually can't deal with Eastern art, be it humans, furries, or ponies, but I'd take anything over Ross.