>What if

You mean, when?

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>>14536560
Seven episodes.

Pony is, how you say

down with the sickness?

Please don't fucking plug that question, anyway I think she would get probably 2

What song would you sing to your pony?

http://i.imgur.com/DawFULp.png

>>14536577
4

>>14536560
It seems easier for a unicorn to adjust to alicorn transformation than a pegasus or earth pony.
Flying is easy peasy

>>14536586
6

>>14536586
8

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>>14536575
I thought Applejack didn't lie

>>14536586
>>14536591
>>14536595
Now it's none. Good job.

>>14536579
Raffi

>>14536560
26

>>14536588
Cadance managed just fine.

>>14536586
10

Daily reminder popularfags ruined mlpg

*Touch Fluffly Tail*

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>>14536577
But were you happy when she has these wings?

Wow you people are really good at this math counting stuff, did you all go to collage school?

>>14536617
>game ends

>>14536577
>>14536586
>>14536591
>>14536595
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?

>>14536579
I would badly whistle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU1X3Wut-k0

>>14536619
I wasn't feeling anything when she got those wings and when she got them I had a gut-feeling that she would end up losing them through a reference, and I was right.

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Cute, heterosexual ponies in stable, monogamous relationships

>>14536617
*post gif of man touching fluffy tail*
*get responses*

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>>14536588
Baby Cake have proven us that Unicorn don't need wings to fly. They can just use magic like the cheating bastard they are.

>>14536577
>>14536586
>>14536591
>>14536595
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlRTBH5-gCk

>>14536579
Something cute, non sexual and folky.

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>>14536560
>What if she becomes an alicorn?

who /ps4/ here

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>>14536560
Then she would be the most fabulous of alicorns.

>>14536560
0. I can hope, at least.

>>14536579
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGKPHFrHVVY

>>14536654
You're the worst

>>14536650
When you're an alicorn, Dash, will you still be a Wonderbolt?

>>14536641
>all those bedroom eyes
>>14536658
No you

>>14536634
unf

Futashy and Stonershy is the worst fanon

>>14536669
>reposting worst ship

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>>14536634

I could go for more of that sort of thing

>>14536669
>shipping the mane 6 together
just no.

>>14536669
SHE LIKES READING NOW THAT MEANS THEY'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER

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>>14536668
>stable

>>14536614
Daily reminder pony ruined mlpg

>>14536634
hetrosexual ponies are gay

>>14536689
Rarijack/Flutterdash/Twipie best main 6 combination

>>14536704
>no AppleDash
Incorrect

>>14536699
SHOW US THE DICK

>>14536693
CARLOS

>>14536704
I agree with Rarijack and Twipie, but Flutterdash doesn't work very well. Because I support Lunashy.

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>>14536704
Confirmed.

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>>14536711

>>14536634
>cute ponies in stable, monogamous relationships

m-muh fetish

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>>14536718
>Lunashy.

>>14536720
They're just friends. If you actually had friends instead of staying all day on the computer, you'd know.

>>14536720
Are you implying that Dash and Fluttershy get four tentacles in them each

>>14536729
>that dash vector
God I hate bat ponies.

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>>14536714
Can an immutable fact ever just stop being a fact?

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>>14536718
>lunashy

Rei pls draw some

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You guys

next saturday

>>14536634
>>14536732
>stable
>horses

I GET IT

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>>14536720
I love these covers sometimes.

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>>14536764

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>>14536762
Hey you can't prove its me.

>>14536734
I think this movie is where the seed of my TF fetish is placed and finding /d/ only watered it.

>>14536791
Why hasn't this been colored with Luna colors?

Why doesn't the larger ponies simply eat the smaller ones?

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>>14536791
>he does not know it is Rarelestia
Let the colors speak.

>>14536795
[blogging loudly]

>>14536699
>>14536711
>>14536729
My samefag detector is beeping.

>>14536805
Why doesn't a lot of things happen?

We just don't know

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>>14536257
never forget

stram link

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>>14536805

>>14536810
I think you're using the term blogging too loosely.

>>14536809
someone did a shit job editing that

>>14536817

>>14536699
>>14536711 (You)
>>14536729

Get that thing checked.

>>14536805
Lrrr, pls

>>14536826
Yeah, his name is Reiduran
talentless faget

>>14536841
>cropping out "I feel pretty"
for what purpose

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>>14536857
It isn't actually the same panel!

Alright MLPG, my stream will be going as planned, but I'd like to ask

On the last day of the stram, should I replace EQG with FiW?

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>>14536826
I edited it really quickly after the fact because someone wanted it to be Rarity and Celestia. I didn't do the color, though. I can't color.

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>>14536805
They'd rather sit on them instead

>>14536871
No

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Being Fluttershy would be pretty awesome
She's besties with like 4 gods

>>14536871
Ehh, FiW is hit or miss. EQG is actually a legit product of the show even though it sucks so just stick with that.

>>14536869
huh. I've got to reread that.

PONES
GETTING
FUCKED
HARD

>>14536871
No, keep it canon

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>>14536817
you have it backwards and set to elitist faggot

>>14536882
sun butt and moon butt both want that ass

>>14536871
I won't watch either way

>>14536871
nah
EqG would be fun to watch with you guys.

>>14536871
I like FiW, but EQG feels like it belogs more

Have a seperate afterparty with FiW

>>14536888
No, this is not time for lewd

>>14536882
She's not really besties with anyone

I think everyone just kinda feels bad for her

MAREATHON IN ABOUT AN HALFHOUR!

>>14536873
The coloring job Anon did is just flat colors though. everyone with a PC and a bit of patience can do that.

>>14536871
This >>14536907

That would give me an excuse to actually watch the damn thing.

>>14536899
ya good point, i was the one that originally suggested FiW instead. Since, alot were complaining about it. But, i think we will have more fun with Eqg then Fiw

>>14536871
We're marathoning the show

EQG is show

FiW is not

>>14536888
ponies getting loved tenderly

>>14536918
Do better?

Might as well repost it because why not

http://mlpg.co/co/res/7781.html

Christmas Card for the writers.

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>>14536918
Which is why I said I suck at it, and its why I usually don't bother adding color to a lot of the things I do.

>>14536936
Why? I just said that everyone can do flat colors, which is why I don't understand why Rei claims he can't do anything like that.

I never said I could do more than just flats.

>>14536929
what part of livestream links not being aloud do you not understand?

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>>14536791
I edited it if you don't mind, that luna face was bothering me

>>14536951
Are you going to cry?

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>>14536951
>aloud

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>>14536951
>link
>aloud

>>14536951
>not wanting CC banned

PONES
GETTING
CUDDLED
GENTLY

>>14536950
Then what the value of your pointless shitposting? I'm trying to understand these empty statements but failing.

>>14536954
That looks better but the line for her forehead goes through her hair

>>14536948
Even a flat color job can add a lot to a picture, though.

>>14536954
I don't mind at all.

>>14536888
>>14536930
>>14536971
>not doing both

>>14536972
>Then what the value of your pointless shitposting?

What are you even aiming at here? Was it you who colored that pic and now you are mad or something?

I was just telling Rei that his "I cant color" comment was weird because everyone can do flats.

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>>14536971
Pony doesn't want your stinkin' cuddles

>>14536937
>writers
what writers anon
they all left

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>>14536983

>>14536965
I have nothing but sympathy and understanding for this pony

>tfw I'm ponying while in line for the PS4

Man, pony has gotten really fat lately.

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Would you take advantage of a studying twilight? She'll never notice.

>>14536988
The show writers.

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>>14536951
>aloud

>>14537002
I'd never. she'd notice me if I ever touched one of her books.

>>14536982
>Was it you who colored that pic and now you are mad or something?
No, I did not color it.

>I was just telling Rei that his "I cant color" comment was weird because everyone can do flats.
No, you are lying and trying to cover your shit with misleading. Your original reply was made long before Rei even joined the convo:
>>14536826
>>14536918
And both replies have the same value as"it's shit". So again - what was the point of that?

>>14537002
I'm pretty sure reading does not negate the feeling of a penis in your butt

>>14536997
>Getting a console at launch
u wot

>>14537009
Oh. I thought it was invitation for our writers to do something for faust.

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>>14537002
I don't know what you mean, take advantage. I asked her before she started if I could have a soda from the fridge.

>>14537011
>twilight refers to her crotchtits as books

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>>14537017
But the "shit editing job" comment isn't from me

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>>14537002
No, I respect her too much

>>14537011
She's so busy reading her books that she won't mind if you touch her a little.

>>14536997
Blog status updated.
also
>consoles

>>14537022
Hype, dosh, whatever. Point is, I'll be ponying in next gen soon enough.

>>14537017
>And both replies have the same value as"it's shit"
Actually, the second one is more of a "it's simple".

>>14537036
...why the hell would I touch her? I just want to read her books.
>>14537033
but pony doesn't have crotchtits.

>>14537002
If by take advantage you mean clear a few books and spoon with her
Then yes, every night

>>14537020
She would be too engrossed in her studying to notice, unless you moved something out of place.

ponut

>>14537034
>And both replies have the same value as"it's shit".

>anon shitposts
>another anon points it out
>"I didn't shitpost, I was just telling"
>explanation and pointing out the shitpost
>"Well, I shitposted only there, the other one wasn't mine!"

Oh wow. What did we achieve? Nothing.

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>>14537017
I think you're overreacting, man. Nothing bad was meant by his comment, even I saw that. Also I've been here all day.

>>14537017
>you are shitposting
>you are trying to cover up
You didn't really think that through Anon, shitposters don't try to cover anything up, they just ignore every post that disproves them and cherrypick the ones they can use for further shitposting

What if you could have pony as a pet?

It wouldn't have the mentality of the show ponies, but the physical characteristics would be the same.

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>>14537065
honk honk

>>14536997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rIJmGj4g-s

>even the cartoony animation for kids with super-simplistic explanation didn't help in his case

Clinical autism. Uncurable.

>>14537076
I would still sing her a song

I have stolen all the horse genitals in equestria. You'll never have a meaningful relationship with your waifu now! Never! Ahahahaha.

>>14537067
>pointing out that flats don't require skill but only patience is now shitposting
>it's also equal to it's shit
Whatever you say, Anon.

>>14537076
Well, it depends; what mentality or behavior would it have?

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>>14537076
I'd spoil the shit out of her

>>14537086
>Implying I can't still get ponejobs

>>14537092
now pony is fat.
congrats.

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>>14536975
okay then~

>>14537090
Let's say something like a dog's.

You could go out and play catch with her/him

>>14537069
You've got a false expression I'm defending you ,whoever you are. I'm not. I couldn't care less about you.

>>14537094
That's an awful one sided relationship anon, your waifu won't feel good.

>>14537069
Rei pls loving ponka

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It's my birthday. Would you all mind posting my favorite pony?

pic related

>>14537105
But that didn't improve it. In fact, it made it worse!

>>14537076
I would definitely have one. I would spoil the shit out of it.

Would she have a cutiemark? What mentality would she have? Could she have beautiful wings?

I would also maybe encourage science to give them human-level intelligence.

>>14537105
But can you fix Rarilestia one so they would be actually kissing?
pls

>>14537104
>Implying
I'd take her for walks and flights every day

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>>14537104
>Implying that's a bad thing

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>>14537104
Joke's on you, I want to raspberry fat pony.

>>14537111
So what you are trying to say is that you saw MLPG on the front page and decided to shitpost a bit in here because the other threads were boring?

>>14537113
I would pay her bag in hugs and kisses. I would cuddle her all over and blow hot air into her ear and tease every ticklish spot she has.

>>14537111
So tsundere~

>>14537117
I don't care if it's your birthday, get a better goddamn pony to like

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How tenderly would you love pony?

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>>14537105
I am completely okay with this edit.

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>>14537141
I can't help it. Just look at her

>>14537146
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh0xpmNMLY

>>14537106
I would brush her mane and bathe her every day so she always smells and looks pretty.

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>>14537117
There should be more ponies with hearts/things for pupils.
It's really cute.

>>14537146
Until she's a molten puddle of pleasure.

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>>14537117
It's a pretty good horse.

>>14537159
It's really autistic.

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>>14537155
>>14537162
Good, you need to be soft and gentle with pony.

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>>14537119
Pony acts like a dog and waits by the door when she wants to go for a walk/fly

>>14537146
Until I am empty.

>>14537152
I am and I can't find anything to like. Get out of my sight.

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>>14537152

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>>14537152

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>>14537178
Not even a little?

>>14537146
I'd Love that pony so much she would start to think I'm too clingy and try to get some time for herself

What would Fluttershy at the gym be like

>>14537182
0% out of 200%

>>14537188
she wouldn't
she's be too beta to even get a membership

>>14537188
>shitty tiarawhy animation gif incoming

Sometimes I feel superior amongst all these plebs with shitty taste

>>14537199
>implying she wouldn't be coerced into a 3 year membership plan

>>14537171
And imageswap does it again, someone else is getting some fluttershy.

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>>14537177
She wants it all inside, anon.

>>14537117
Oh, my birthday was yesterday. November a shit
Your favourite horse is cute

>>14537175
>Take pone for a flight
>You sit on the bench while she does tricks in the air
>You cheer her on
>She comes down when she's tired
>Sits on the bench while you brush her hair flat again
>Lays her head in your lap as you do

>Walk her home
>She flies right next to you and you hold her hoof

>>14537207
>sunbutt asks you to blow your load inside
Is she trying to kill me?

>>14537209
herny is that you?

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>>14537196
THIS MAN NEEDS A TASTE INJECTION

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>>14536975
more okay~

>>14537218
Yes you do.

>>14537216
no

>>14537175
>Pony is all about going fast
>Wake up with her muzzle an inch from mine, her giving me that shit-eating smile when she sees my eyes open
>She already has her collar and leash on
>Practically drags me out of bed and downstairs to go for the morning jog

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>>14537218
indeed

>>14537117
>>14537209
>Being conceived on Valentines day
What plebs

>>14537220
>>14537124
?

Your waifu isn't real

You will never marry her

You will die on this Earth without meeting a pony ever

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>>14537213
Just let it happen, anonymous.

>>14537236
Y-you don't know that for sure

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>>14537225
Oh, well I hope you also had a nice birthday

>>14537228
I try not to think about it

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>>14537212
holy shit that's too cute
i'm gonna die

>>14537241
Well, it's not like there's anything I could do to stop it anyway

What makes you think your waifu would ever marry you

FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING STUPID I DID MONTHS AGO

WHY AM I SO ANGRY WITH MYSELF

>>14537228
Never thought about that...
Valentines Day is not really a thing here.

>>14537175
So should I spay or neuter my pony?
It really wouldn't be an issue unless it's that time of the year, right?

If I catch pony grinding against my furniture or my leg is it too late then?

>>14537259
YOU BETTER KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE IT WAS EMBARASSING AS HELL

>>14537257
Nothing, I don't think anyone would ever marry me
I don't even try to date
I only go out with people that are clearly already into me

Mareathon is starting Get Ready for Sonic Rainboom

>>14537259
>not remembering stupid shit you did a decade ago
Step it up

>>14537257
She wouldn't. I doubt she'd even notice me.

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>>14537271
She'll do more than grind against your leg, anon.

>>14537245
Y-you too.

>>14537257
Because I'd do my very best to win her heart.

If I fail I can at least die knowing that I tried everything and it wasn't my fault

>>14537285
If she never sees my dick she won't ever want it... right?

PONE STREAM STARTING

>>14537257
I would improve myself the hardest if there was something worth doing it for

http://mlpg.co/co/res/7780.html

Its on

>>14537287
That's the saddest thing I've read all day.

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>>14537294
She'll find a way.

>>14537294

Ya ever feel a dick harden and grind against your back, anon?

It makes it really hard to not want it.

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>>14537257
I don't, though.
Even if I did my damnedest to get on her good side, she'd have a pony she loves. Plus, ponies and humans can't carry on the family line.
Without magic, anyway.

>>14536888
Nice trips

>>14537273
I WAS WITH A GIRL IN A BEACH AND WE WERE KIND OF HITTING ON EACHOTHER AND THEN I HAD MY HAND ON HER STOMACH AND THEN I COULD SEE SOME PUBES UNDER HER BIKINI AND THEN I BREATHED ON IT LIKE I WAS JUST DOING IT LIKE i'M JUST THERE WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND BREATHING BUT I WAS ACTUALLY SEEING HER SMALL PUBES UNDER HER BIKINI MOVE WITH MY BREATH AND THEN I SAW HER MOVE HER THIGHS SLOWLY SO I KEPT GOING AND SHE KEPT MOVING
I DON'T KNOW REALLY, I THINK I'VE JUST FUCKED EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE THEN I TRIED GOING OUT WITH HER AND SHE SAID NO WAY JOSE
I THINK I ACTUALLY SCARED HER OR SOMETHING AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS AROUSED

>>14537310
>>14537313
Woah. Maybe I should spay my pony.
I'll do it when she's really young though, so hopefully she doesn't remember it.

>>14537337
she'll always remember and will never fully trust you

>>14537323
Man, I wish there was a way to see if a girl was getting horny. Why don't ladyboners exist

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>>14536975
even more

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>>14537337
That unfortunately won't stop her from getting those urges, anon.

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>>14537337

>spay your pony

congratulations you have suitably horrified the pony

>>14537354
>I wish there was a way to see if a girl was getting horny
Breathing
Deep, heavy breathing is 99% accurate sign of heavy arousal

I was with a girl that never ever ever got really wet even when she came

>>14537348
Nonsense. They got a dog-like mentality, right? She'll forget anything happened after a week. Maybe I can give her horse morphine that whole time. Besides, the vet did it not me.

>>14537363
>>14537368

You lie. How would that even work?
These ponies have animal intelligence. Also I'm not sticking my dick into something that can't communicate on a human level so that's out.

Do I set her up on a 'playdate'?

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>>14537359
So is this an open relationship?

>>14537359
Now do one with AJ, and the Princess is wearing her hat.

>>14537381
Leave a Chance stuck to the wall

And a camera pointing at it

>>14537354
breathing, blushing, and squirming

GIVE YOUR PONE
A GOOD DICKING

>>14537379
well uh
her heart was actually beating faster. Could have been.

>>14537394
Thi- Hm. This could work.
>Pony has matured and is clearly going through her first cycle
>Buy her a new toy
>She knows it by name
>When she gets flirty I ask her if she wants to play witih 'Chance'
>She runs to that spot on the wall expectantly
>Her tail is lifted up and wagging in anticipation

>>14537413
>her heart was actually beating faster
hearts beat faster from nervousness too

will scootaloo actually have parents this season?

>>14537433
>>14537413
also, terror.

>>14537433
I don't know. I suck at women.

>>14537323
>>14537413
>AND I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS AROUSED
Unless you were making out for the last 20 minutes she wasn't really aroused at all

You just totally creeped her out

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>>14537465
>>14537447
>>14537433

I'll go cut my arms and commit subaru.

>>14537477
just learn from it
it's not like you'll ever see her again or got that attached

>>14537477
At least you learnt something today

Girls are nothing like boys
They take lots and lots of time to warm up, not just a cursory brush against the genitals

Pony takes and takes and takes but what has pony given?

>>14537531
Probably never will again, yeah.
>>14537537
Solution: stick to girls with dicks.

>>14537537
Men-flipped switch from the mention of boobs.
Women, after 3 hours of oral they might warm up to the idea.

http://strawpoll.me/707919

You guys ever notice how kids are invincible in games and tv shows that don't have an R rating? If you ever go to equestria build armor from fillies and colts then charge at the biggest evilest thing you can find, guaranteed win.

>>14537537
you'd be surprised, especially if you're doing it wrong.

SWEETIE BELLE'S FALLEN DOWN THE WELL!

>>14537612
I CAN'T PICK ONE

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>>14537555
Constant butt-snuggles.

>>14537624
It put's the lotion on the skin or else it gets my hose again.

>>14537562
>stick to girls with dicks
Except that their tittie skittles lower their libido dramatically
There are some newer treatments that don't make their dick shrink or lower libido but it isn't prescribed very often

Just stick with boys or a girl that's really into you

>>14537564
They just need half an hour of foreplay, Anon
Be a nice boy and go down on them as well though

Guys if I drew something would you shower me with the attention I so crave?

>>14537389
sorry no can do sugarcube
have to go

>>14537651
is it lewd

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>>14537640
>or a girl that's really into you
enough with the moping already, even though ti's fun

>>14537631
Is it a bad touch if I touch them there even though they have no genitals there?

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>>14537652
Ah well. Maybe next time.

Have something back from the ages of old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2wiOSh_8Zw

>>14537675
>no genitals
it's just a greenscreen, anon. Of course it is.

>>14537694
Does that mean they all wear greenscreen panties?

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>>14537651
I'll shower you with a lot more than attention.

>>14537707
More like a large green bandaid.

>>14537707
>panties
ponies don't wear clothes.

>>14537616
>You somehow die and the fillies and colts are left unscathed

>>14537712
Is it horse urine? It's horse urine isn't it?

>>14537651
Only when it's porn. If it isn't prepare for shitposting

>>14537712
what episode is this from again?

>>14537713
ponies should wear bandaids over their vagina more