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>>14502143 Old horse

Topic:

We speculate on S4's new info that got leaked edition.
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>hope
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>>14507916
I'm going to scratch those princesses ears.
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>stram
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Princess Celestia will not outlive her subjects.
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>Shit acting up in everfree
>Discord knows what's going on but is still in chaotic neutral and wants to have some 'fun' so he passes it off as a test for the new "princess"
>Girls go into forest
>Shit fuck magic send them back in time
>They fuck up Celestia's doings with the elements to banish NMM
>NMM fucks up Celestia
>Begin groundhog Day senario with discord behind it
>Girls finally help fix the timeline making Celestia realize her potential 'n shit
>Present day
>girls KO'd in old kingdom woken up by Celestia and Luna
>Oh you all must have fallen asleep to <random bullshit>; twas all a dream
>Subtle hint that it wasn't a dream


I'd be okay with this
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I'm going to marry Discord!
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Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends, who all want to be princesses.
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>>14507916
Nightmare Moon being in is good

we might actually see why they feared her instead of SPOOKY TREES
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Luna has a tiny butt
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Horses are kind ugly sometimes.
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>>14508005
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>>14507958
>Girls sent back in time to young Celestia
>"Don't worry Princess We'll help you We know all about the element! We've used them multiple times!"
>NMM battle
>Celestia "Warriors it is now time to use our powers to defeat this foe!"
>Girls find out it's not working as they recall
>Get Celestia killed
>Ground hog day of trial and error

HOLY SHIT I WANT THIS
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Bluefast can't stop scrunching. It's a medical issue.
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>>14508024
>I_thought_you_said_you_were_above_average.gif
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>>14508024
Dont worry, some Anons are excited by it.
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>>14508026
I want it.
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Man am I glad the whole "tyrant celestia" thing is gone
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>>14508016
But ponies are always cute.
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Why don't you have any black friends, MLPG?
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>>14508065
There's no forests around here.
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>>14508058
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>>14508065
I do.
He's on the other side of the country, but he's black and craves booty like a jungle madman.
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>>14508086
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>>14508086
>Casio watch
Fucking disgusting get that shit away from the princess.
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>>14508088
I'd cum in that.
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>>14508088
yes
YEEEESSSSSSSSSS
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>>14508086
I think I'd die inside.
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>>14508105
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>>14508086
>not letting pone sniff and lick you first to identify if you are a threat

Come on man don't you even into horses?
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>>14508105
would you let her peg you with that triangular prism on her forehead?
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>>14508120
Anon...anon. Pone won't stop licking.
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>>14508150
Good fucking lord, moot, what have you done.
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>>14508169
holy shit where did that real image go?
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>tfw no full episode leak

you people are worthless
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>>14508060
It's only thanks to a group of very brave heroes.
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>>14508150
Pony is trying to fufill her mineral requirements anon. Let her lick until she has enough salt to continue the conversation.
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>>14508169
>you will never have mares fight over you
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>>14508150
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>>14508179
If it swapped out with someone elses, things are gonna get awkward.
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>>14508186
>wanting leaks
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Pony is leaking all over the place! Quick! Plug her up!
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>>14508235
pone starts leaking after 4 hours of intense cuddling and ear scratching
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>>14508235
>not wanting copious precum
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How does this look

trigger warning lewd egghead
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>>14508252
Where's the hole? WHERE'S THE HOLE
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>>14508262
shit
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>>14508086
>OW MY FUCKING EYE, FUCK YOU ANON
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Best pony
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>>14508262
The base of her rear left hoof is sticking to the floor oddly. I like her head movement, though.

Also, her butt seems really thin.
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>>14508293
QUICK I NEED MORE KISSU FACES
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>still being optimistic about S4

explain yourself
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>>14508118
There's something nice about a girl wearing simple or worked clothing. Gives them a sense of not trying to present themselves, that they are just being who they are or getting stuff done. So yes, I'd cum in that too.
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>>14508313
cute ponies
fuck yourself
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>>14508313
It looks really fucking good from the new leaks
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Pony needs you and your human hero heart. Ponies scare for so long, because of lub glubs
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>>14508300
It's Twilight

She's supposed to have a tiny butt
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>>14508321
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>>14508263
WHERE'S THE REST OF THAT IMAGE?
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>>14508341
Wouldn't Cadence have the smallest butt since she has the whitest personality out of all the princesses
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>>14508321
my fag alerts just went off the charts
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>>14508349
What image anon? You must be imagining things
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>>14508341
Granted. It just looks a bit odd, is all.

>>14508347
WHOA
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>>14508328

>McCarthy era

>looks good

i wish i could be so delusional
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>>14508347
Shame about the anthro, the suit's almost fashionable.
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>>14508313
AMY FREAKIN KEATING ROGERS
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>>14508381
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>>14508300
I can fix the leg but I don't know if I can fix her tiny butt. By thin do you mean lack of depth?
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>>14508381
Why don't you want the main six to fulfill their destinies and become princesses, Anon?
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>>14508313
Why bother being pessimistic? How we feel won't change the outcome, so I prefer the option that feels better.
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Your favorite pony is a character from a little girls cartoon.
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Remember when this show was for little girls?
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Stram was fun.
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Night everyone!
Thanks for coming, and be sure to tune in tomorrow

i-if that's okay with you
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>>14508396
By thin I meant that it looks like it should go out to the left and right a bit more. I'm not saying it's gotta be huge, but it just looks odd.
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>>14508422
Remember when the show actually tried?
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>>14508313
even now there is hope for ponykind
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>>14508428

I'm Rarity's number 1 fan!
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>>14508443
FUCKING LAUREN AND HER TRY HARDNESS

WE CANT ENJOY THE SHOW NOW
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>>14508387
It's really weird how many artist aren't good at drawing nice looking clothes. But then again not everyone can be as good as Araki when it comes to fashion
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>>14508016
HOW DO YOU BOOP SO FAST??
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your favorite pony prefers jif to gif
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WHY DO YOU KEEP MOVING OUT OF THREADS BEFORE IMAGE LIMIT
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>>14508465
I do too, we have so much in common
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>>14508347

I want to tit fuck her so bad it hurts
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>>14508262
It's missing wings.
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>>14508313
>24 episodes
>Budget raise
>Ingram confirmed more songs than any other season
>New pacing director
>They had extra time to make it
>What we've seen so far looks great
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>>14508471

Anon is just often premature

We have pills for that
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Pony laughed when i told her that you don't know anything about a sweet emcee from the 3-1-3
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>>14508483
>>New pacing director
the fuck does that even mean
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>>14508483
I thought it was a full 26
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>>14508483
Wait, 24 episodes?
My autism is bothered by this
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What if the girls get more flirty with stallions but never actually really commit to or begin a real relationship?
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>>14508507
Man the fuck up
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>>14508475
Control yourself, anon.
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>>14508505
>>14508506
Shit, I fucked up

Yeah, 26, my bad
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>>14508483
>>14508506
It's 26 episodes.

He's mixing it up with 24 days of pony, because the two parters are always shown on the same day now.
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>>14508506
maybe hes not counting the premiere and asuming the finale is a 2 parter
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>>14508371
D-don't tease me yo.
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I've got a date with a hot young stallion, MLPG

What should I do to get ready?
I'm scared
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>>14508507
I want to hold Marker Pony
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>>14508483
>more songs than any other season
why
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>>14508534
GET THE LUBE OUT
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>>14508516
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>>14508547
With a bigger quantity there's bound to be at least a few gems
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>>14508547
>not wanting more songs
Get a load of this clown
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>>14508534
prepare your anus
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>>14508565
Songs are the worst thing about FIM.
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SOMEONE STRAM ART
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>>14508475
>tit fuck
i summon Freud, the forbidden one!!!
https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/24/278469/medium.jpeg
>purple vagina
>purple nipples
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>>14508552
Fluttershy's a fresh young mare, she doesn't need lube. She's good to go.
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Anon lives a double life as the new hit singer in equestria, and his normal, humble life as anon.
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Everytime you yawn

A ghost stallion sticks their ethereal dick into your mouth
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>>14508484
I'm allergic to pills, are there any other methods
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>>14508582
I think your summoning failed
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>>14508578
I respectfully disagree
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>>14508594
unf
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>>14508262
make dragon's crown w/ ponies pls
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>>14508534

seek advice from experienced pones
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>>14508591
>fresh
>implying
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>>14508578
>Songs are the worst thing about FIM.
It's time for you to leave hand in your MLPG membership card and you have until Friday to clear your office.
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>>14508262
her butt looks flat
make it clap
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>>14508621
clap clap clap
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>>14508594
No they don't.
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>>14508610

I just can't find the DC amazon sexy.

Her proportions are so exaggerated that she sort of breaks through the sexy barrier and loops back around to looking just... malformed.
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I want to drive my van into pony's heart
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>>14508591
>>14508552
>tfw no cute stallion to spend an hour on foreplay with you
>tfw he'll never make you cum once before even getting his dick out
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>>14508616
What are YOU implying?
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>>14508598
I should have used more blood
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you know we aren't meant to exist in the outside world
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>>14508659
Fluttershy would probably cum everywhere from just a hug
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>>14508659
I want to hear Fluttershy moan.
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>>14508262
>>14508436

I think it could be the lighting, how's this
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>>14508683
>when he grabbed my hoof I came and started farting
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>>14508683
>Ponyville annual water fight
>Cornered with no ammunition, ponies on all sides
>Grab the nearest fluttershy, hug her as hard as you can, lift tail and let loose
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>>14508683
>cums like 7 times just from foreplay
>12 times from oral
>One orgasm lasts the entire time you fuck her
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>>14508638

I like the art style of DC, but the character design just makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Okay, the proportions are supposed to be exaggerated, but there comes a point when you have to say "Guys, what the fuck. Why are you giving a girl breasts larger than her head?"
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>>14508710
>She's now a dried husk hooked up to saline
>R-ready for round two?
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>>14508695
Lighting might be just a touch too harsh. And I'm also noticing part of her hair (on the very right) is out of sync or something with the rest of it.

Sorry if I'm complaining too much, but I'm just pointing out what I see.
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PONY SHOULD PONY PONY RIGHT NOW!
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>>14508088
Arms are too long. She could touch her knees standing straight up.
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>>14508744
It's MY pony and I need it now!
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>>14508736
Nah, it's fine. In fact I appreciate it. I miss out on a small details after animating her butt for awhile.
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>>14508610
Celestia's legs are the ultimate in drumstickery, right there
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My little horny pony.
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Guys I have a few of the new leaked song titles, I work at KFC so I know a lot of guys who work in Hasbro. I won't leak who I am or what position I work as in KFC, but the following information must be spread very little. I would like to keep my job, so please keep this to yourselves.

Alright here's the song list.

>Everybody Hurts
>Stairway To Princesshood
>Angels
>Wonderwings
>Born To Fly
>Don't Dream It's Over
>Sweet Wings O' Mine
>Live Forever

These are the only ones in which I could find out, enjoy your amazing princess, princess princess alicorn.
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MY PONY > YOUR PONY
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>>14508763
The horniest.
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>>14508774
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>>14508785
TWILY STOP THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND
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>>14508775
Can you get us slightly expired chicken for free?
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>>14508775
something something scootaloo joke about fried chicken
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>>14508791
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>>14508792
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP I CAN'T SEE YOU
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>>14508804
>Rarity and Sweetie's parents will never show up again in the show ever
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That was kind of cute...
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I PRESENT THE ZONKEY
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>>14508829
Can we name it Debra?
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>>14508817
They died on the way back to their planet anon.
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>>14508817
Raritys mom had it going on
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Pony can smell fear just by looking at you, so you have to keep quiet.
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>>14508817
My dad works for Hasbro and he said that they're going to be featured heavily to promote the new Rarity family boutique playset
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>>14508829
>Zebroid
I want ponies to call Zecora a Zebroid.
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I want flutterguy to read me a bedtime story
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>>14508837
I'd Pearl (and Rarity) so hard
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>>14508829
Filthy interracial pony breeding, it must of been those mudponies they're so filthy they like to fuck mud in the bed.
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>>14508874
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>>14508874
>chinese guy squinting.jpg
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>>14508837
she's all I want and I've waited for so long
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>>14508874
You know Rarity's fetish is secretly wanting to be used as a fucktoy by dozens of Earth ponies.
You just know it.
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>>14508874
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>>14508874
What is this, a picture for ants?
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>>14508884
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Remember that time we got pony addicted to crack?
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>>14508874
>>14508884
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>>14508896
>unicorn guilt
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>>14508884
Don't you like tiny ponies anon, or are you one of those sick freaks who like big ponies.
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>>14508916

*selects gun*
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B-B-B0-Bp_=_)JO(OIB_OOP
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Pony looked at the General and said "it looks like everyhuman is shitposting today!"
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>>14508916

>using ultra 2

it's like you're trying to lose
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>>14508932
pot, black, you know how it goes
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Zebroid raping Rarity
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>>14508917
I like my ponies like I like my fillies.
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>>14508952
two zebroids consensualling femanon
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Rarity gets off to the idea of some uncivilized, strong pony taking her and making her his.
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>>14508953
young, small and tight?
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>>14507916
What new info?
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>>14508962
we all do
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>>14508966
Are you psychic?
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>>14508962
Rarity is a pure maiden and would not consort with beasts
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>>14508917
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>>14508962
Are there any Diamond Dogs/ Rarity fapfics?
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>>14508962

>you will never eat the raw, wild spunk of an uncivilized zebra out of Rarity's twitching horse vagina.
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>Princess Celestia will never enroll you in the pony version of Mk-Ultra
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>>14508946
Who doesn't use Shin Boopuken?
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>>14508961
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Two frames down, ten to go!
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>>14508995
Maybe, but you should write it.
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>>14508977
Nope. Just appreciating an anon with fine tastes.

Who's your favorite filly?
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>>14508999
I know I shouldn't, especially to this BUT UNF
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>>14508999
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>>14509012
There are so many things I want to write, but I just don't know how to.
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>>14509013
Diamond Tiara because I'm really into femdom
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>>14508947
Pony called you stupid, because Pony has never posted in the General
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Transformation
Corruption
Assimilation
Mind Control
Mind Rape
Mind Degeneration
Vore
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>>14509000
>tfw no magic hallucinogens
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>>14509030
>those eyes

fillies are best sexual
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>>14509044
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>>14508962
Rarity will marry Big Mac just so she can sneak into AJs room in the night.

S4 prediction
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>>14509044
sounds like a busy weekend!
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HORSE IS DED.

LONG LIVE THE HORSE!
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>>14509027
As with any skill, first you learn and practice the tried and true tools. Then you begin to use them in your own style.
http://eznguide.rogerdodger.me/
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>>14509025
>you will never watch Sweetie Belle eat the raw, wild spunk of an uncivilized zebra out of Rarity's twitching horse vagina.
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>>14509047
>tfw no magic hallucinogens
That's good you druggie
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>>14509051

Not the guy you quoted but

I have a sexual fantasy about being dominated by the CMC and DT/SS. Being used as their fuck toy then let go. They'd just smile at me and say "Even if you tell anyone, they wouldn't believe you.

I think I've been here too long
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>>14509044
?
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>>14509044
Femdom
Forced gay
Forced Femenization
Cum Inflation
Lolicon/Shotacon
/ss/
Rape
Deepthroating
Anilingus
Face-sitting
Exhibitionism
Public use
Forced feeding
Creampies both anal and vaginal
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>>14509083
but how is Celestia going to MK ULTRA me without drugs?
Now you're just being silly
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>>14509088
If you can find a fic like that I would love you forever.
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>>14509096
No those are garbage fetishes
>>14509097
Doesn't employ MK Ultra and she wouldn't tell ponies to make drugs.

Kill yourself.
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Pony can't believe you're back. She was sure you were ded and hatsus
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>>14509000
>implying you aren't already in it
>implying you didn't used to live a normal life in Equestria as a pretty unicorn
>implying Celestia isn't running your veins with hallucinogens everyday after you sleep
>implying your entire life as a human isn't some fucked up Equestrian-LSD trip that alters your perception of life
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>>14509110
You're garbage!
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>>14509105

What if I wrote one?
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>>14509126
Every time I leave for 5 minute she says that
Pony isn't very smart
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>>14509096
My nigga
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>>14509126
I could never leave pony. I love her.
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>>14509044
>Transformation
No
>Corruption
Yes
>Assimilation
No
>Mind Control
Maybe
>Mind Rape
A bit.
>Mind Degeneration
Don't know
>Vore
Fuck no

>>14509096
>Femdom
Small amount
>Forced gay
No
>Forced Femenization
Yes
>Cum Inflation
Yes
>Lolicon/Shotacon
Yes loli. No shota
>/ss/
Yes
>Rape
No
>Deepthroating
Yes
>Anilingus
A bit
>Face-sitting
I guess
>Exhibitionism
Yes
>Public use
Yes
>Forced feeding
No
>Creampies both anal and vaginal
Yes. yes
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>>14509126
Pone just wants you for your snacks.

Pone doesn't love you.
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>>14509096
Stuffing
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Why are you guys so suddenly obsessed with zebra spunk?
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>>14509088
>>14509105
>>14509136
Darf wrote something like that, but more of a mind control angle.
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>>14509157
obligatory >suddenly
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>>14509157
Have you seen how much they cum?
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Can you identify people by their fetishes MLPG?
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>>14509136
I'd love you even more.

>>14509155
What a pretty pony
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>>14509157
>suddenly

Get this guy some 250ml stat
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Pony requested an audience with the real Slim Shady
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>>14509169
The AB one? God knows how many times I've fapped to that one. So good.
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Green isn't your color. Anon
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>>14509190
Did pony like The Marshall Mathers LP 2?
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>>14509190
He won't stand up.
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PINK JUST PONKED THE PANK
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>>14509197
isn't it?
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Pony absolutely loves chiptune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSXw0jMbIE
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>>14509157
Do you want to know what happens when a pony and a zebra mates?
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>>14509204
>Did pony like The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Did you?
I heard it was actually pretty good
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>>14509156
Tight bellies that get bigger and bigger with each session until she can pack away entire plates and ask for more.
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Beauty of a pony overlooked is hundred and ten, hundred and ten million
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>>14509207
5 YEARS DUNGEON
NO TRIAL
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>>14509156
>pic
I really cant like that artist because he clearly worhsips John K. and his work suffers for it
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>>14509229
Oh god oh my fuck jeez unf oh christ
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EVEN IF I

WEH
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>>14509207
Why pink.

Why.

I thought we were friends.
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>>14509251
>tfw red is ded
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>>14509155
DRAW DERPY BEING CUTE AND LEWD IN HER MAIL PONY UNIFORM PLEASE
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>fetish time
Being with Fluttershy and slowly drawing the lewd out of her until she is both comfortable with being lewd and trusts you with it. She trusts you with her body and wants you to take it whenever you want. To be used and wanted turns her on so much. She'd do anything for you, and she loves it.
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>>14509264
What if she stuffed herself so much she couldn't communicate with the keyboard
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Pony asked how come there wasn't as many birthday candles on your cake this year
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>>14509229
not deep belly buttons that get deeper every binge and tighter as she eats
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>>14509155
that was such a cute part
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OH CHRIST THERE'S ANOTHER
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>>14509284
But what if I want pone, to want ME
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>>14509284
anon pls stop
pls don't stop
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>>14509223
It's the the fourth best thing to be released this year.
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>>14509256
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>>14509295
really. Like why the fuck was she reading it from the floor?
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>>14509290
I didn't have a fucking cake this year you stupid fucking horse
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>>14509220
>tfw impossibly to cross pones with steers
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>>14509312
How else is she supposed to read it?
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Can you guys at least go to the old thread if you're going to do fetishes?
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Pink fags are the worst
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>>14509297
Would you a Trixie Pillow?
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>>14509319
>dem balls
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>>14509297
best ship.
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>>14509288
Then she should smush her belly onto the keys until it works
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>>14509284
>flutterfuck toy
unf
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>>14509251
Entire cakes would disappear, making her gut bulge obscenely and gurgle as she lies on her back, sated into a state of bliss.

>>14509291
_______LK pls_____________pls write_______so unf______
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>>14509319
Steers are castrated cows you dumbshit.
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>>14509281
Seconded
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>>14509322
Fuck off you prude.

Hid it if it bothers you so fucking much.
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>>14509326
>kloudmutt body pillow

oh shit, I remember that. Someone found out somebody was selling body pillows using KM's pictures without his consent and he got it shut down. That pillow is a real limited edition
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>>14509319
SB pls
we know some ponies are impossibly ripped
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>>14509284
My turn
Rarity training some reluctant colt into the perfect slut. She'd start off by just forcing him to model her dresses and other sexy/pretty outfits then have him work his way up to the hard stuff like deepthroating and anal penetration
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>>14509352
Bulls, whatever.

I don't give one half of two fucks about livestock lingo.
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>>14509352
So his point about it being impossible is totally valid you dumbshit
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>>14509305
>fedora

confirmed babs for worst character
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>>14509284
I'm saving this unf for later
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>>14509371
SMILESONG fits perfectly.
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>>14509348
c-can I rub her belly?
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>>14509369
why would anyone want that? He's so bad at drawing.
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>>14509372
I'm saving this UNF for later
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Why are ponies' butts so nice?
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>>14509348
>LK pls
not LK but you can blame him for it
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>>14509321
I dunno. I'm agreeing with you i think it was cute too
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>>14509373
You should. Its whats for dinner.

>>14509380
And you knew what he meant.
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>>14509399
they're really not
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>>14509405
no thanks. I blame Canada for all my problems
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>>14509284
So she would be OK with a little "session" out in the open?
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Holy shit. I know you guys said nothing ever changes in MLPG but I thought you were joking
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Are you the pretty mare yet?
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>>14509394
It was like the fist year of MLP, there weren't many lewd pictures aside from noink stuff
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>>14509348
Ulp...ulp...ulp...
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>>14509436
No, but I'm wearing a pretty dress.
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Pony just ate like 20 Flintstone gummies, because they taste good
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>>14509393
at your own risk
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>>14509454
Pony is going to die
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>>14509436
>pretty mare and celestia tumblrs have stopped updating
D-did they make it?
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>>14509451
Take some pics

>>/3dpd/
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>>14509432
/)
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>>14509432
The ride never ends, now choose your pony.
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>>14509454
Pony has brought this on themselves
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>>14509478
(\
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>want to sleep
>these two are blocking your way

what do
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>>14509393
Only when she's sprawled out, her surprisgingly tight paunch high in the air and groaning as her stomach churns. She'd savor the last of the frosting on the plate before looking you dead in the eye, giving you a warm affirming nod, and arching her back to push that blubber forward.
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>>14509369
Wasn't that the same pillow Andy Price threw coins at?

>>14509326
>"Yeah, who's a cheap slut?! Take my pocket change and learn your place, you whore!"
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>>14509496
Start plowing.
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>>14509496
>that bland, uninspired body
yawn I guess
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>>14509475
>tfw no new content or posts in a week
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>>14509496
Politely say "Excuse me and be on my way."
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>>14509515
Make some.
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>>14509478
NOT FUNNY
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>>14509496
jump on the light skinned one's back and ride her to bed
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>>14509528
pffffffffffft
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>>14509497
>giving you a warm affirming nod
O-oh jeeze
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>>14509528
>Y de lung face
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>>14509496
Punch them in the titties repeadetly
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Pony dressed up in a bear suit and had sex with Sasha Grey
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I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld, to bring forth someone stream homeward bound.
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>>14509496
fall on the ground and start thrashing around wildly until they each take turns holding me down while the other straddles my face and blasts it with queefs
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>>14509496
Get a knife and yell "YEAH" like BJ Blazkowicz.
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>>14509582
why would the do that
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>>14509396
Just imagine Rarity using her magic to make this poor colt's head bob up and down on the cock of some stallion forcing him to take every inch down his small throat
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>>14509580
AIM FOR THE NAPE
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>>14509582
Fluttershy dressed up as a dragon and had sex with Saine Grey dressed as a micro bus.
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>>14509589
Why not stream Buck or Cloud, the wild stallion?
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>>14509300
Oh don't worry, Fluttershy does want you. Your human desires easily overpowering her and she can provide care for your carnal desires.
>>14509304 >>14509342 >>14509385 >>14509428
She doesn't want the other ponies to know how lewd and depraved she is becoming. That fear of being caught fuels her emotions. As you press her to fuck in an alleyway where any pony could see, she would halfheartedly try to say no. But deep down she wants to please you and be used, to be taken in any way possible. To know that she can satisfy your hunger makes her heart melt and her sex wet.
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>look up Belgian Blues

Holy shit even the calves are ripped as fuck.
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>>14509580
CUT THE WIRES AND BRING THE BEAST TO THE GROUND
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>>14509601
BONER DONT FAIL ME NOW
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>>14509496
I'll just sleep on them, they look pretty soft
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>>14509613
Why not have a quasi-BSDM video where a woman uses crops on horse?
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>>14509264
tru
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>>14509601
W-when does he start enjoying it?
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>>14509632
Wow what a stupid looking and ugly cow!

Naw, I'm just RIBBING YA!
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>>14509641
>not a mare using crops on femanon
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>>14509496
miladies *tips fedoras*
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>>14509632
You think thats crazy, check out the horns on these fellas.
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>>14509671
unf
>>
Mlpg will you teach me how to pony?
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>>14509496
make a post on 4chan where i try my hardest to be shocking
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>>14509681
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HORNS THIS BIG
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>>14509603
sasha is best shingeki
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>>14509681
Wow those are some horny bulls
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>>14509694
step one: pony
step two: pony the rest of the pony
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>>14509681
What do you call it when you scratch one of them behind the ears?

Tickling the ivories!
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>>14509681
i think Scrubbing Bubbles could do something with this, but i'm not sure
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>>14509697
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>>14509698
To beat the shit out of the other guy
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>>14509697
What's he doing?!
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>shitty horse spam and fetishes

Typical MLPG night
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>>14509709
>ponying the entire pony
are you trying to get anon killed
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>>14509717
not anything good, anyway
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FUCK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE THE PREVIEWS ARE TERRIBLE THE WRITERS AND DIRECTOR ARE SHIT THE SYNOPSIS ARE TERRIBLE

BUT STILL THE HYPE IS OVERTAKING ME
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>>14509698
They actually weren't bred to have horns these big, in fact these cows are one of the purest breeds in the world.

There horns actually acts as insulators, holding in warmth and giving it off as needed.
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>>14509727
maybe
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>>14509721
look at that marshmellow flank
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>>14509716
>>14509717
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I don't care about all this Princess shit. All I want to see is Applejack, Rarity and CMC episodes.

The rest suck.
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>>14509627
Oh god, I can't handle this

I want her to say how much she wants me while I keep pounding her
I want her to tell me how good I'm making her feel
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>>14509726
#
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Your pone waifu wants to fuck her friend with you
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>>14509750
wow those are like, all the worst episodes
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>>14509661
Much later
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>>14509726
You could always come back in an hour and it should be a different time.
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You know I have always wondered something.
Where did Pinkie Pie get Gummy?
Why in the world would a pony choose an alligator, of all things, as a pet?
>>
R-Rara sama...
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>>14509778
IT'S THE ONE WITH THE APPLE!
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>>14509726
>every time i am in mlpg its shit an awful


i wonder what the common thing would be in every thread you join. oh its you. you are a terrible poster that only complains while never improving the quality of the thread at all.

it will start to improve the second you leave.
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>>14509770
>date Dash
>Fuck Fluttershy while Dash helps steady her for you

good end
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>>14509770
Why would Dash talk to Fluttershy if she doesn't even listen to her?
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>>14509496
boss fight
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>>14509779
even if you hadnt posted that with your name, i could tell it was you who drew that
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>>14509779
>adventure fetish soon
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>>14509745
You can blame Texas for these abominations, however
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>>14509790
I'd like to hear her explanation of where she got Gummy also.
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>>14509749
Why are the filly scouts such sluts?

Because they're all a bunch of little tarts!
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>>14509778
>putting a plain, whole apple on a cake as a decoration
Applejack pls

PLS
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>>14509771
i love how they change writers often in the comic. one time you could get an awful unbearable wave of pop culture memes stuffed in but in the next comic there is barely any at all like the current issue.
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>>14509816
>>14509790
>impying gummy didn't get her.
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Have we actually seen Twilight show us how clever she so supposedly is? I can't for the likes of me think of any good idea she has had that has made any big impact or solved a difficult problem. She, to me, just seems like a really big nerd who knows a lot of facts but can't figure out how to get out of a sticky situation. In other words, Twilight is fucking stupid and if it wasn't for her 'hard' to use magic, she would be as useless as Applejack.

> Magic is hard to use
> You just don't have to be some sort of a pony born with relentless magic inside you
> Twilight does science
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>>14509820
I don't like the filly scout stuff. I don't know why, it seems like whatshisname just draws huge dead eyed filly's and never fleshes them out. Like heavily implying they all have personalities but never showing them.
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>>14509790
I imagine that if you asked her, she would continuously dodge the question by spiraling off on tangents
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>>14509805
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIoB1aZ6W4

AW SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

SHOW ME YOUR IDEL POSE
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>>14509790
>>14509816

His birthday is the day before Pinkie's birthday, so he was probably a gift.
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>>14509844
>Magic is hard to use
but is not.
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>>14509815
And not everything is bigger in Texas
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Pony skipped all the formalities
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>>14509811
Nigga how those is all fonts and crap :V
>>14509813
>rape
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>>14509790
It' fun to think abut how Pinkie Pie would throw an extravagant party just to celebrate the birthday of her pet
Pinkie Pie is pretty great pony
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>>14509851
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>>14509815
Hook em'
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>>14509851
YOU KNOW IT
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>>14509851
IDLE

FUCK
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>>14509844
>Have we actually seen Twilight show us how clever she so supposedly is?
TCE going up the stairs inverted
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>>14509863
>>14509874
Welp, I'm terrified.
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>>14509874
Now imagine there's a dick on either side of her.
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>>14509863
>>14509874
TOO SILLY
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>>14509790
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>>14509863
>>14509874
pls
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>>14509851
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>>14509778
Applejack is such a nice and humble pony. Too few girls knows how to cook and bake these days with feminism running rampant and all.
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>>14509853
Maybe her family got him for her after finding him on the farm just before she left for Ponyville

It would certainly explain why they have such a rocky relationship!
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>>14509796
when i was watching a horse breeding documentary they said they often need to hold up virgin stallions so they dont fall over during first time.

its oddly arousing and seems super gay when the farmer pats the stallion and rubs his ass while he is cumming in a mare while saying "good job"
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>>14509860
>Nigga how those is all fonts and crap :V
I'm psychic, broheim, dont test me m80
it also matches your colorless style perfectly
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>>14509853
But who, would in their right mind would specifically purchase an alligator as a gift?
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>>14509896
Would it bother the ponies if anon made surprisingly accurate representations of their personalities in sock puppet form?
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>>14509851
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>>14509864
Would you eat a hairy cow?
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>>14509851
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>>14509851
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>>14509874
>>14509863
She looks happy and silly but she's actually fucking an extremely long invisible and curved dick

Probably a dragons
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>>14509922
Someone who knows Pinkie really well
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>>14509908
>you will never be asked to assist a colt on his first time
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>>14509922
Maybe they were told the egg held something else. Like a phoenix or something; day before Pinkie's birthday, they hear sounds from it, oh shit it's hatching better give it to her early. Bam, alligator, they freak out and start apologizing profusely but Pinkie loves him and names him Gummy.
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>>14509851
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQl7wDCKXSM
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>>14509928
One more time!
I'm back with a new rhyme!
Here we go again!
Turn it up my friend!
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>>14509796
>Fucking Fluttershy pony style
>Dash is underneath her jilling herself to Fluttershy
>Fluttershy's eyes are rolling into the back of her head as she pants
>Sometimes Dash kisses her to bring her down to Earth
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Pony was like "Bitch, i live in a fuckin trash can!"
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>>14509851
>>14509966
Why is Shimomura such a goddess?
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>>14509957
How do you confuse eggs like that?

Have you seen an alligator egg? They looks like wet extended and deflated ping pong balls
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>>14509933
You know you want to eat a hairy cow.
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>>14509908
Imagine if virgin stallions behaved similarly in Equestria. After they cum, it feels so great the first time, they feint.
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>>14509945
Actually, that sounds like the sort of thing Pinkie Pie would specifically ask for as a pet...
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Pony should cuss.
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>>14509933
No
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>>14509996
>"Fuck You"
>her voice cracks
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>>14509996
what the heck anon don't tell pony to swear
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>>14509996
No, silly~
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>>14509991
I doubt a pair who've spent their entire lives on a rock farm have ever seen an alligator egg.
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>>14509967
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>>14509993
That cow in the middle is all like "My locks are Fabulous"
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NSFW, but ... Gentlemen, I think we've found one way to feel as stallions running on the high plains.

http://uncutting.tumblr.com/post/66835890910/genitals-of-the-day
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>>14509851
>Try to make a .gif of someone dancing using licecap
>5.44mb
goddammit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg
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>>14509966
*turtle shell*
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Why didn't Twilight just teleport Fluttershy to the top of the mountain to face the dragon?
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>>14509796
>>14509976
unf
unf
unf
>Fluttershy starts to scream both your and Dash's name, begging you to go faster
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>>14509996
No, pony is too pure.
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>>14509851
IM READY
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>>14510056
For the same reason she didn't just levitate her up?
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>>14509996
what if pony repeats a swear word they heard somebody else use
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>>14510056
Why not just have a race of Alicorns?
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>>14509994
>I'ts the little colt's "big day"
>He and his girl friend have been going steady for a while now and are getting serious
>He wants tonight to be special, but she's already told everyone about their plans tonight
>When he shows up at her place half the town is there, including all of there close personal friends, family and class.
>It's practically a little festival, with food and dancing and games for everyone
>He doesn't really like this at all, but can't really leave
>When the moment arrives, friends and family help hoist him into position and guide him in, encouraging him gently the whole time
>Due to the terrible uncomfortableness of the whole situation and its effect on his nerves, this ends up being a two hour ordeal
>Later the two are given presents and cake
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>>14510050
that is amazing
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>>14510057
I know exactly why I have this boner.
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>>14510064

>wanted poster style
>animated

i don't understand

old time wanted posters dont animate
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I hope a crystal pony joins the main cast
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>>14510098
it's a good boner
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>>14510048
what a weird thing to be into and spend time on.

i guess i am in no place to judge though.
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>>14510099
its 2013 everthing should animate
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Interracial sex is hot.

Especially if it's a Unicorn on Earth pony.
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>>14510099
Harry Potter they do
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Pony says maybe you laid on the "mysterious douchebag" act a little thick
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>>14510133
I just discovered the a tergo tag on derpibooru
o man
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>>14510133
Not aerial rutting between a pegasus and an earth pony
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>>14510096
I can't watch it without laughing, but the track is golden.
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>>14510099
probably autism
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>>14510133
tfw flutterzoo is dead
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>>14510128
I can understand covering up the glans, that's sensitive stuff
I can even understand doing manual stuff to get slack skin to do that
But goddamn, that's a bowling ball between your legs all day every day
I'd hate to know what it feels like running with that thing on.
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>>14509996
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>>14510095
Where's the joke?
You promised there would be jokes.
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>>14510095
I want to go to Rumble's first rutting party
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>>14510095
Wow that would be horrible
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>>14510094
it does seem like flying magic users would be the best option for the pony military.

it was implied celestia can turn anyone into an alicorn if she chooses so there is no problem there.
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>>14510149
The SoR comment made me giggle like an idiot.
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>>14510174
>Pinkie sings a song about it
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>>14510094
I'd love it if in the show they had more silly horse quirks like this

>Two ponies are having a nice chat
>One goes to get something behind the other
>The other gets really scared and forgets they were just talking to their friend who was right there a moment ago
>"Aaahh! Who's back there? I'm scared! Gunna kick!"

>Pony goes up the stairs for something
>Starves to death over the course of weeks because they are too afraid to walk down stairs
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I want to listen to hip-hop with Fluttershy
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>>14510174
Shame it never happens, what with his nonsexualitis
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>>14510155
i dont think anyone is going to join a marathon with it on
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>>14510048
>Let's fuck. It'll be like mixing mayonnaise and ketchup.
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>>14510148
Not you're really fucking annoying these days
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>>14510197
I want to dance acid rock with fluttershy
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>>14510171
The joke is its a funny situation

Not everything has to be a zippy one liner

Like your mom!
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>>14510212
Then just filter him.
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>>14510209
Some of the submissions to that blog are the BEST.
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>>14510183
>>14510174
>"Hey little guy guess what daaaay it issss~"
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>>14510221
I want to jam to indie pop with Fluttershy
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>>14510230
NO I'D RATHER COMPLAIN
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>>14510224
#REKTMAS
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>>14510197
i am not a fan but some friends like it. if we are all together having a good time, i am not going to lecture them on their taste in music.
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>>14510183
>I know you're super nervous but it's time to rut that lass...
>If you're struggling to keep on her just grab onto her ass!
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>>14510206
The Internet is full of REALLY stupid people, Anon.
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>>14510192
Getting into all sort of horsey hijinx.
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>>14510148
Honestly I really like that one image of I think Braeburn and Soran doing too mares

The idea of either riding on a pegasus mare who is really into it is nice or the idea of having an earth mare have no choice but keep backing up into you while facing a plummet to the earth far below
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>>14510258
I have never once saw someone give an insightful critique against hip-hop
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QUICK GIVE ME A PONER!
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>14510148
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>>14510148
> In old days the Pegasi were raiders and warriors
> They often raided Earth pony settlements for easy supplies and food
> This lead to them taking mares to a mountain, raping them and then pushing them off the cliff

Pic related. It's a captured Earth-pony mare.
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>>14510291
Roseluck must be pretty tight
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>>14510287
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>>14510301
I bet your would be clenching to.
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>>14510283
>>14510291
SUCH a good picture unf
This practice is something requiring stamina lots of it
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>>14510290
I'm going to bed with you.
Scoot over
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>>14510300
Is it bad if I want to forcibly tie up an angry and unwilling applejack and gently hold her and brush her mane a little
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>>14510300
>and then pushing them off the cliff

That seems pointless. Wouldn't it be better to use them until they show signs of pregnancy, release them near their hometown, then raid the place again a few months later and kidnap the child if it's a pegasus?

>>14510301
You'd have to be tight for a wonderbolt to want you.
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>>14510332
So you're saying you would willingly brush and cuddle an angry and unwilling pony?
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Pony wants it. All four inches.
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>>14510332
ya its bad because it is illegal.
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>>14510360
>>>/mlp/
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>>14510360
/b/ pls go
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>>14510350
Yes

And maybe do the same to Dash and force her into cute little girly outfits

Then tie both of them to seats and force them to have a tea party
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>>14510365
>65
so close
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Pony says she'll never appear in an episode of the show again, but she wants you to remember her.
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>>14510318
I don't think that'll work, Anon.
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>>14510365
>>14510367
>idiot makes dumb post fishing for replies
>he gets replies

he aint going anywhere fellas
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>>14510048
>4 pages in
>still no pictures of dicks beyond the first one
I give up
your links are terrible
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>>14510382
Don't be silly. I even brought my own comforter. It's down!
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Pony needs to learn to talk for them self's,
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>>14510382
>that smirk
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>>14510406
pear pony is so cute and unf
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>>14510409
Pony thinks its adorable that you think you have a say in this
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Anon, you are getting to fat.
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>>14510432
Pony I have to cut through the fat to get to your vital organs.
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>>14510432
Okay, what do I do once I get to fat? Is there something I need to do at that place?
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>>14510432
Would eating less turn me into a pony?
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>>14510432
Once im at the fat what do I do?
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>>14510406
You can sleep by there. Just not here.
This is my "Goodnight, MLPG" bed.
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foreplay with the main 6
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>>14510460
No, but pony says it would make you healthy eating cleaner calories
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>>14510474
Eventually they all sex each other and forget you.
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>>14510287
>not having a poner all the time
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>>14510475
Then I don't care.
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Pony doesn't even pay rent
Why do you let her stay?
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>>14510473
...
Can I get a pillow at least?
Would you mind if I cuddled you a little?
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>>14510492
Her payment is fucking and housework.
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>>14510492

I suck anon's dick and do the dishes.
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>>14510475
>cleaner callories

I dont like this one

Give me another pony
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>>14510388
>idiot
not nice
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>>14510492
Because that booty is ridiculous.
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>>14510492
no, i tell pony to stop spending all of her money on weed and dildos and to pay the rent.
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>>14510515
You haven't done the dishes in two months and you've sucked my dick a total of one time
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>>14510473
also how did you know about my bulbous pony dreams
do i know you
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>>14510493
Anon. It's getting late. I need to sleep.
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>>14510507
>>14510515
Sure wish I could get a place to stay with so little responsibility
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>>14510473
Can I sleep with you, best pony?
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>>14510492
People don't pay rent in socialist Equestria.
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>>14510526
>she would rather have sex with the dildos than you
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Pony asks why your trash can has alot of tissues and smells kind of like bleach
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>>14510528
A grand total of ONE TIME
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>>14510532
Then go to bed. Just... don't mind any stray cuddling.
also >>14510531 seriously
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>>14510475
Calorie is a Calorie

Burn more then you take in and you loose weight.
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http://challonge.com/ascensionisfight

Time to vote!

Round 2:

Cadance vs Celestia: http://strawpoll.me/693837
Luna vs Twilight: http://strawpoll.me/693838
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You know who Shining Armor's body reminds me of?
Are you really telling me that this faggot couldn't just walk AROUND this tiny little puddle in the corner of the room!? I hope this asshole never get laid
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Would pony use human or dragon dildos
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>>14510537
anon fix your filenames. i auto download all pics with original filenames and i cant have this shit on my computer
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>>14510376
Lamia's dicks look like they belong to a larger pony.

There's a subtle craft to the art of hypercocks.
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>>14510563
Is this a 'who would win' or 'who would you like better'?
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>>14510534
>little
All the house chores and sex whenever someone wants gets annoying after awhile. Home should be where you unwind, not be forced to do things. The two blend together so much that it's stressful. Trust me, I know this.
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>>14510565
gee, it's almost like all the big stallions share a body type
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>>14510528
Come here little honey buns let me take care of that for you.
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>>14510582
The latter. This is a favoritism contest.
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>>14510565
> I hope this asshole never gets laid

Anon. He gets laid whenever the fuck he wants to.
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>>14510563
>Luna and Twilight tied
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>>14510540
she is just my roommate anon i dont want to have sex with her. i am loyal to my gf rarity.
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>>14510528
>>14510551
Must have been a horrible dick.
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Your favorite pony made you a sweater made from their mane

What's it like?
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>>14510568
Original names, eh?
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>>14510566
i stuff dragon, dog and horse dildos into my ass because using a huma penis feels too gay.
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>>14510594
It's too late now. I don't even want it anymore.
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>>14510598
He probably has a horde of bastard spawn because condoms are for peons.
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HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW SOME S4 LEAK IN ANOTHER THREAD AND CELESTIA IS A HORSE
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Maybe if you rubbed my belly I'd do the dishes
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>>14510602
Maybe the reason she is fucking the dildos is because you haven't asked.
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>>14510615
It's 5 sizes too small
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>>14510615
>flowing aurora sweater
I can't wear this in public
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>>14510599
>>14510563
>Twilight beating Luna

You fucking people
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>>14510627
but she is a depressed artist on many medications, i dont want to get involved with that. i am only here to save money on rent until i can afford a better place.
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>>14510635
That's what Rarity said about her Sister but we made it work
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>>14510643
>Not voting for the mare with the preittyest wings.
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It scares me the number of dicks you guys would suck
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>>14510643
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>>14510658
What, 0?
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>>14510659
LOOK AT HER FACE

ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO PUNCH IT

SO SMUG
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>>14510659
Tell Pony to stay like that, so i can hook her a good one in the gabber
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Reminder that Trixie was bullied by the Mane Six in Boast Busters when she just wanted to present a magic show.
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>>14510658
none?
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>>14510658
Look, just because you're a raging slut doesn't mean everyone is.
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>>14510650
>tfw the only sex available is from the crazy
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>>14510659
does twily get a new larger crown now? or is it the same old shit she always had?
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>>14510659
Pony achieved godhood in 2.5 years. what have you done anon?
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>>14510687
>bullied
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>>14510687
Trixie has the best-looking humanized face.
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>>14510687
reminder that her fans are awful and annoying people who don't watch the show and only care for their waifu
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Which pony is the stupidest?
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>>14510615
It's just a blonde turtleneck with the word "Productivity!" on it
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>>14510703
She's also made more friends than me
I'm so lonely
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>>14510716
Pinkie probably
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>>14510687
I would rip that bodice open
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>>14510709
I want to fondle her breasts while feeding her peanut butter crackers
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>>14510709
seconded
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>>14510706
DYEWTS?
Watch the episode. Rarity, AJ, and eventually RD when goaded to, bullied Trixie and booed her.
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>>14510703
She isn't a god, she's a princess but still she did a lot more than me
>No friends
>No talents/skills
>Poor
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>>14510615
A horrible knit sweater with a variety of colored threads thrown haphazardly together
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>>14510744
Me too. Such a shame there's so little art of that outfit,
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>>14510745
I want to smother her breasts in peanut butter and lick it off
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>tfw thinking about writing lewd but don't know if it'll be arousing
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>>14510778
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!
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>>14510781
Does it involve Trixie?
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>>14510781
What is it about?
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>>14510715
reminder that Mane Six fans are awful and annoying ponies who don't watch the show and only care for their waifu
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>>14510745
I want to tie her on her back and put my dick in her throat until she passes out.
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>>14510781
Does it involve genitalia?

If so SOMEONE will fap to it.
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>>14510802
I'm a pony?
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>>14510769
God yes.

Why the fuck hasn't this been done yet?
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>>14510807
I want to invite her to the prom
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>>14510725
>>14510754
i'll be your friend anon.

we can be talentless together.
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>>14510818
Aye, Harry
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>Those inflation pics
what the fuck rediv
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>>14510830
We already did though.

Second date when
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>>14510703
I got better at drawing faces, I use to hate them now I find them the funnest part...though anatomy can go fuck itself.
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Less than two weeks left.
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>>14510796
No.
>>14510801
A little back and forth with EA about that hyper futa alicorn.
>>14510812
Sometimes people will fap to stuff that doesn't involve genitalia at all.
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What's a good 8gb ram (for desktop)?
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>>14510802
>I'm a pony
HAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE WON
I'VE WOOOOOOOOON
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>>14510849
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHOW!
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>>14510854
>EA shit

Then please, just fuck off.
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>>14510857
Most guides I looked up recommend Corsair, and you can get a good deal on them in most places. Next step down would be Kingston.
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>>14510753
I watched it today and to even call it bulling is a grave misnomer.
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hard g or soft g
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I can't tell if i'm the asshole anymore
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>>14510898
Hard D
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>>14510898
capital G
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>>14510898
No such thing, a g-spot is a g-spot.
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>>14510886
thanks
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>>14510896
Mane Six Internet Defense Force detected.

>BOOOO!
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Guys I think I have romantic feelings towards ponies.
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>>14510973
Do you mean ponies, or Ponies?
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>>14510973
Welcome to the club.
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>>14510896
Let's call it "shitting on someone's performance and antagonizing them".
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>>14510973
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>>14510849
>10 days 10 hours

http://mlpg.co/countdown/
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>>14510994
Let's call it 'taking the bait'.
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>>14510973
which ones
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>>14510973
Plural form of pony. Get out.
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>>14511015
A majority of them.
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>>14511012
True, Anonymous, anyone who thinks Trixie was in the wrong is baiting.
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>>14511026
I'm 'bating to the thought of Trixie in a thong
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>>14511024
Hello cutest and bestest pony.


How are you today?
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>>14511024
FLUTTERSHY FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY CAN'T HARDLY FLY!
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>>14511026
Trixie is a bitch and the main six are instigators
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>>14511026
Nobody was especially in the wrong; Trixie was baiting the ponies of Ponyville as part of her act, and RD/AJ/Rarity took the bait. Trixie was still a pretty massive bitch about 'winning', considering what she did was a lot less impressive than what they did, but she wasn't exactly 'in the wrong'.
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>>14511036
>fine
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I want the last MLPG thread to be titled "Marker's lewd removal"
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>>14511044
That doesn't look "fine" to me.

What's wrong?
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>>14510973
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>>14511040
>YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
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>>14511051
'You all suck and nobody will ever be as good as me' aren't the words of somebody looking to make friends.
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>>14511051
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>>14511058
>frustration
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Should I storytime the Spike micro now or wait till the new thread so it isn't split across two threads?
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>>14511051
>>14511073
I'm by no means a Trixie apologist but I always found the "Trixie is lonely and wants to be friends with Twilight" to be a really lame headcanon
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>>14511085
Wait for new thread.
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>>14511085
Wait until new thread.
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>>14511097
>>14511098
Okay. It'll be ready when this one is kill.
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>>14511064
HEY FLUTTERSHY EVEN PENGUINS MOCK YOUR FLYING ATTEMPTS.
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>>14511079
Wanna talk about it?
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>>14511092
Really? Was it the being a huge cunt towards her the whole time?
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>>14511040
said the various earth stallions raping her
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>>14511043
>RD/AJ/Rarity
>Trixie was still a pretty massive bitch about 'winning'
And Rarity/RD/AJ were massive bitches and legitimately acted autistic.
I think the moral of the story is bad.
Basically they're saying you should shout people down at talent shows for being "boasters".
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>>14511108
>okay but take off your pants
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>Trixie is constantly putting you down, mocking everything you do for her how its not as good as if she did it
>But she always lays on your lap and wraps your arms around her every night
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>>14511127
I wish I knew what the moonrunes said.
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>>14511127
>Fluttershy looks for video games
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when is the new patch coming out
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>>14511135
Yes please.
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>>14511127
Uh, kind of sudden but alright?
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>>14511140
volvo gib diretide!
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>>14511118
She's so filled with spunk she can't even hover, when they're done with her she has to crawl away leaking stallion spunk along the ground.

She doesn't report the crime.
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>>14511127
Well...
That escalated quickly.
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>>14511135
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>>14511121
I think we can all agree that the social world of women is a very scary, hate-filled place
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>>14511127
Something something penis take out?
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>>14511154
and then it's the pegasi's turn
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>>14511121
>talent show

...What?
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>>14511140
>he doesn't know when the new pony patch is coming out
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The only ones especially wrong in Boast Busters were Snips and Snails for deliberately bear baiting. Trixie may have lied about her potency vis–à–vis Ursa Majors, but it was really just showmanship swagger; she might as well have said that she stopped a volcano by staring it into submission.

Except knowing Equestria, Snips and Snail would have found some way to cause an eruption in the middle of Ponyville.
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>>14511157
I'm actually glad it didn't, but I am still super shocked this didn't take a turn for the overtly fetishistic.
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>>14511171
It is, in a sense, a talent show.
Most of the Mane 6 thought they could get away with heckling at the one who brought it to town, though.
They're bitches.
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>>14511171
Any kind of performance.
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>>14511175
Not this guy, but I'm pretty sure Rainbow Cunt lies quite a bit about her feats.
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>>14511140
Tomorrow. I heard Fluttershy is getting buffed
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>>14511172
>Rainbow Dash will never make that face at me
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>>14511175
>Snips and Snails
Well, they're shit in every way. This is a commonly known fact.
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>>14511069
You obviously have not gone out of the way to look past the first banter of MOST people.
Anxiety can make people do things they don't intend to.
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>>14511212
It is getting so hot in here. So hot. So take off all yo clothes.
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>>14511209
>10 seconds flat!

She has the skill to back up whatever she says.
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>>14511127
>>14511167
>>14511136
>Are you coming out, Mr. Penis?
>See, I'm not afraid!
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>>14511212
>Rarity going into heat in the midst of Diamond Dogs
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>>14511212
That will teach you to eat an entire fistful of wassabi and habanero peppers
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>>14511212
Dangit pony, I told you that hot sauce was spicy!
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>>14511069
'You're boasting! BOOO!' aren't the words of someone looking to make friends either.
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>>14511236
Right-to-left, Anon.
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I don't really like dicks in my ass

Does anyone feel the same way?
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>>14511234
>SHE TOLD THE TRUTH THAT ONE TIME!

Everybody lies anon, even ponies.

And I bet even THE Princess Twilight Sparkle has lied once or twice. Trixie was bullied and defended her self the only way in which she knew.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>14511266
Ponies don't like dicks in their asses either.
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>>14511271
Pinkie Pie has never ever lied
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>>14511266
Sure
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If an Alicorn gets struck down, do they become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, or is that just for Jedi Masters?
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>>14511271
Applejack, the Element of Honesty, has lied on multiple occasions.
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>>14508695
Can there be one without pants?
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>>14511230
But pony isn't wearing clothes
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>>14511283
Rarity does.
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>>14511288
STOP LYING ANON.
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>>14511266
Wuss.
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>>14511288
Actually everypony in the Mane Six has lied.
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>>14511298
Not this one, but theoretically yes
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>>14511306
>>14511301
When has Pinkie lied?
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>>14511299
>Go ahead stud, knock me up
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>>14511288
PIDF pls go
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>>14511294
Celestia didn't become more powerful after Cheeselegs zotted her.
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>>14511299
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>>14511299
As it should be.
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>>14511315
corn cakes
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>>14511295
But they were white lies
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>tfw I will never be the slutty mare
>tfw I will never feel a stallions huge cock in my mare vag
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>>14511283
Stop lying, Anon.
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>>14511266
putting a plug or prostate vibrator or dildo in ass feels good when fapping but a dick going in and out was the worst
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>>14511336
Not with that attitude
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Boy, MLPG sure does get anal about anal!
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>>14511343
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>>14511336
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>>14511357
I'm a human anon, I can never be a mare.

The closest I ever got to being a slutty mare was a pony dream I had last night.
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>>14511340
Anon, studies show that nine out of ten ponies dislikes having a dick in their ass.
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