>rape

>>1446900
is there 34 of Chrysalis with a dick yet

>cuddle-cocoon

>rape

>consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

>>1446931
Too much for one day.

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>>1446919
>The episode once again shows how the team can take any crap premise and spin it into a good episode.
>good episode
But that's fucking wrong. It was Dragonball Z tier. A bunch of talking with the only entertaining part being the fighting and short shenanigans.

Was there a new episode yesterday?

>sleeping trapped in a slimy, goo filled cocoon

tell us magic conch

will the fuss over Cheeselegs will end soon?

Chrysalis thread in the sea of piss:
>>1443546

>>1446955
Am I in a HSG or a MLPG?

>>1446953
no, we are talking about the new summer fanfic

>>1446961

NO

Queen Chrsyalis was actually pretty hot

>>1446961
NO

DORKS

>>1446944
How about her being filled in her EVERY hole?

>>1446972

the magic conch has spoken

>>1446961
I'm sure we'll like her forever.

>>1446964
>Anthro.
Stay furry, pisspaticipants.

>>1446989
I still want a not grail pic of that

>>1446983
2spooky

>>1446964
I checked the piss in the morning
It was not at all unlike what it looks like in here.

Ok the usual recurring threads like bread and fluffy pony were still there, but the rest was more or less Cheeselegs / Pon-3 eyes / worldbuilding / Candyass talk.

The Fagballs has become a submarine

I'm not the only one who found evil Cadence sexy was I?

BE HONEST, MLPG.
If this episode was a fanfic instead of being the real finale, would you have liked it?

>>1446961
I'd enjoy it if I were yoy, after this it'll be nothing but whining about the show being over. And you know, >rape.

>>1446961
>will the fuss over Cheeselegs will end soon
>will the will end soon

go to sleep brony

>>1447003
No, I would have hated it. Just like I hated the real finale.

>>1447003
if it was a fanfic it would have that amazing villain song?

>>1446991
We need this image updated with Twilight.

>>1447003
No, that makes it fucking worse.

>>1446955
>with HER

>>1446994
We'll just be here masturbating to our FULLY horse porn. We're so much better than they are.

>>1446955
>Chrysalis will never bite you and fill your veins with deadly nuero toxin

>>1446995
>Not fapping to Grail

>>1447017
Quality wise, as well as written can be in conveying songs, yes it was the same.

>>1447003
i dont read fanfiction so i would never have known about it.

>>1447003
Probably not, but then I would never have known my glorious tattered bughorse waifu, and that makes me sad.

>>1447003
Unless the fanfic came with the Aria.
And anima-

No.

>>1447001
Depends... are you reffering to her Cadence masquarade or her true form?

>>1447031
Assume it was as popular as past sins and you got all the gory details second hand.

>>1447003
No.

>>1447003
Technically this episode was fanfiction written by Hasbro executives.

>>1447014

eheh, lol sorry,

you are right

is kinda late

>>1447025
>Chrysalis will never bite you and fill your veins with a cocktail of euphorics, muscle relaxants, and painkillers.

Wanna party, /co/?

>>1447003
No, because if it was fanfiction it wouldn't be nearly as good as the shit we received

>>1447003
If it were a fanfic, it wouldn't have been this good.

I don't mean that in a "all fanfiction is terrible" kind of way (though that is true), but simply that a single fanfic writer wouldn't have had the resources of a full team of professionals.

>>1447003
Only redeeming quality was the visuals. Writing and plot were shit. So definitely not, although if there was fanart of Chrysalis I would have found it cool.

>>1447061

oh great, now we're using her to shoot up...

>>1447057
>Implying any Hasbro executives had a hand in this outside of "put these toys in your toy show"

Goddamnit guys.

>>1447061
>xanax pone

>>1447061
Truly this is not the best of all possible worlds

>>1447067
>>1447066
Just pretend the script was word for word. You would've thought Shining Armor and Candyass were stupid OCs.

>>1446900

>new horse thread
>new horse

>we will never see what Spike had planned for the bachelor party

>>1447025
>That feel when you feel nothing.
>Pickles.

damnit i wish i knew if that greentexter was going to continue or not so i could stop torturing myself

>>1447057
>You will never get drunk with the board of directors and plan an episode of my little pony

>>1447003
>implying it wasn't a rushly written fanfic to sell toys

Nigga please! It had >grimderp, >the power of love, >OC DONUT STEEL and AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED![.

>>1447082

and that chrysalis is grimdark bullshit...

>>1447082
They were. I don't see what you're trying to say. It would have made a shit fanfiction and it made a shit episode. No surprises there.

>>1447087
Strippers and booze

>>1447082
Everyone kind of does anyway.
They aren't as bad as they could have been, especially Cantdance, but they were still pretty bad characters.

>that feel when you know some brony faggot is going to post retarded shit on youtube in the comments section of DJ Shadow's brilliant piece

>>1447077
>you believe that
You can't be this stupid.

>>1447077
So it was the staff that came up with this terrible episode? S3 confirmed for shit. S4 confirmed for cancelled.

>>1447074
euphorics so you like it and get addicted
muscle relaxants to keep you from fighting back effectively
painkillers so you don't notice her ovipositor spearing into your gut and pumping her latest brood into your abdominal cavity

anyone have a pic of a pony staring at you in bed?

>>1447097
>Grimderp
>Power of love
>OC DONUT STEEL

And we all fucking loved it.
This was the best fanfiction ever.

>>1447077
Right, all they had to do was introduce two new characters, make them them stars and plan the whole thing around a wedding so they could have a big marketing shitstorm. Totally not interfering at all.

>>1447110
>Cantdance
This and Candyass are my favorites.

>>1447003
>Cadance is my OC

>>1447120

god dammit, MLPG. these are the worst >feels ever.

>>1447132
They were important to the episodes, but the stars were still the main six.

>>1447061
Have we stumbled upon my forced drug addiction fetish?

>That feel when you'll begin to need her drugs in your body more and more until your very survival depends on her

Are you coming with me anon?

are we gonna ride out this hiatus...

together?

>>1447023
>horse with vagina picture
>oh God yes delicious crotchboobs flatchest horse unfunf
>walks on two legs and has tits
>2D PIG DISGUSTING FURFAGGOTRY
Now I'm no Sherlock, but..

>>1447100
tbh Chrysalis wasn't THAT grimdark, if bronies were the ones in charge of creating it she would feed on sorrow, tears, darkness and sadness instead of love

>>1447082
A word for word script would make for a terrible fanfiction. You're trying to compare apples and pears.

There's an intrinsic difference between an animated cartoon and a written story. Moving between mediums isn't a simple matter.

>>1447123
>donut steel

>>1447087
I am pretty sure he was never part of that in the first place anyways.

That said, can you even imagine how Shining Armor would handle his bachelor party?

>>1447147
Pfft, hardly.

>>1447147
Are you fucking kidding? They barely had any screen time compared to Cadence and SA.

>>1447117
>Believing they actually write the episodes

They review the episodes, make suggestions, demand XY or Z to be put in.

The only real meddling they've ever done hasn't made the show any worse - hell, the CMC only exist because of the company, and I think they're better than just having Applebloom dicking around.

>>1447147
How dumb are you? You can make any character important to an episode. They can introduce Nyx into the show and make her important to the episode. Doesn't make it good.

>Derpies eyes are purple in the episode and un-derped.
Well, it was nice knowing her, but the old horse is dead.

>>1447140
but anon, you'd be happier than you ever have been for as long as it took you to die from hemorrhage after the eggs hatched and the young ate their way out.

>>1446900
>>New horse thread.
>>New horse
>>horse

WTF?! arnt they all called Ponies?
also i dont think she is a Pony or even a "horse"

She must be some bug planar creature... what horse has HOLES in the feet and isn't in pain?

>>1447120
Well I appreciate the incentive, but I wish she'd let me know instead. I might not want to feel what's happening, but I'd LOVE to watch those eggs slide in and bulge everything out. Hell, as long as I survived, I'd willingly carry her young to term as often as she liked. And even then.

>>1447132
>The stars
>Implying the star wasn't Twilight

DYEWTS?

>>1447179

enough! this is terrible! YOU'RE terrible!

>>1447168
>The only real meddling they've ever done hasn't made the show any worse
>the CMC only exist because of the company
Read those two sentences again...

>>1447151
>Not "Plumbs in water.png"

>>1447147
Maybe you should rewatch it, the main 6 had less screen time than the two OC's and ha dvery little meaningful interaction

>>1447181
if she likes you, then you get it in the ass.

I have the feeling it would be difficult to get her to like you.

>>1447174
Her eyes have never been derped in every shot.

>>1447180
>>>/mlp/

honestly these episodes were at the level of the average fanfic

the only reason why you liked them is because it's animated, it had songs and Cheeslegs is your new fetish

if it was just a fanfic you would be saying that is the worst piece of shit ever created by this fandom

>>1447123
That doesn't mean we haven't fallen as far as it gets for that.

Except maybe for that guy >>1447151. Furry apologists are a relief that there is always worse than us.

>>1447189
>CMC
>Bad

>Ponychan
>EQD
>/b/read

Pick your poison.

>>1447205
You mean great animation, music and characters can make up for a weak plot?
Crazy.

>>1447217
>CMC

how the fuck did they get to canterlot anyway

>>1447179
I serve the queen...

>>1447205
I'd do that with RoH and LZ as well.
I would never like this show without the animation and music.

>>1447205
Any of the episodes could be at the level of a fanfic without the animation, music, voice acting FFS

>>1447205
>Canterlot sealed by a magical shield.
ITS JUST LIKE MY FANFICTION!

>Scary because it fucking is.

>>1447205
>average fanfic
Try below average.

>>1447222
Actually, they can't. The same way good graphics can't make up for shitty gameplay. Once you see through the glitter and rhinestones it's all over.

>>1447082
>>1447003
>>1447097
God damn it /mlp/ do we really need to bitch about every single episode?

THIS is why we're not allowed in /co/ anymore, this is why we're put on the same level as Sonic fans. The episode(s) was fine, shut the fuck up.

>>1447217
Not that guy, but
>he doesn't like CMC
>HURR HE MUST BE A BRONEE FAGGIT
seriously, be a little more mature

>>1447228

LIVE FOR THE SWARM

>>1447205
While I can agree with you, imagine for a moment that this whole show was just words. Would you read it?

>>1447205
Alright, I admit it. It was stupid yet entertaining.

>>1447205
So basically, you're angry people didn't like your fanfic with your grimdark OC, yeah?

>>1447205
Your opinions are fine too, child.

>>1447188

>>1447228
And your service will be remembered. Take solace in the fact that you will live on through the surrogate brood you mothered.

>>1447205
>the only reason why you liked them is because it's animated, it had songs and Cheeslegs is your new fetish
Of course, I hated the plot and the OCs, but Cheeselegs and the villain song were just wonderful

>>1447123
I used to follow actual fanfiction a lot and honestly, most of it isn't THAT bad, just average and samey, and usually reflects the attitude of the source material except for the obviously shit stuff.

Lots of the show's episodes have had cliche/average plots with great execution too, anyway, so it's not like it's unusual.

>>1447240

but shit on things is fun

>>1447241
>Maturity

Having wrong opinions is a sign of immaturity, go back to kindergarten with that shit.

EAT A DICK

>>1447250
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

>>1447242
And die for nothing. Oh baby.

>>1447260
Truly the wish of every loyal subject in Her Majesty's empire, isn't it?

>>1447240
The episodes weren't fine. They were awful. There's nothing wrong with criticizing the show, discussion is why we have these threads in the first place.

>>1447240
Who the fuck are you again?
Just another retard from the brony community

>>1447197


>implying that wasn't my fetish since early teenhood

>>1447290
MY OWN CLONE

>>1447262
I'm in the same boat mah nigga. I read a shit ton of >fanfiction before burning out last year.

Most of the episodes could work as fanfics.

>>1447240
>Episode discussion=bad
>All this 'we' bullshit
From your post alone I can clearly tell you're not from fucking /co/.

>>1446633
Hot damn this is even more popular than that Lyra thing I did last night. Let's hope I don't screw this up. Once again I am tired and make no promise of quality.

>with your mouth and throat full of tongue and goo all you can do is make a choked gurgle
>she bites down on your ear and tells you that she's glad you like her plan
>she couldn't exactly understand that noise you made, but a hoof brushing against you erection told her everything she needed to know
>her tongue slides down your chin and over your chest as she explains what is going to happen
>the process will take a few days, but the goo will sustain you until you can feed on the love of others
>even better, she's going to be keeping you company and making sure that all the changes happen correctly
>she's never worked on something like you so she is going to be making things up as she goes
>her tongue coils around your dick and travels downwards until it encircles your scrotum
>she's definitely going to be making some changes down here; you're an entirely new species so she wants to make sure you can give her plenty of new changelings
>her hooves caress your body and her tongue starts to pump up and down your shaft while pressing against your prostate
>she'll leave your body in the same basic shape of course, but make some changes so you actually look like a changeling
>the goo has done something to your skin and everywhere her tongue or hooves touch feels like it's on fire
>(cont)

>>1447240
>THIS is why we're not allowed in /co/ anymore
You're a fucking idiot. We're here because bronies were shitting everywhere they weren't wanted. It has nothing to do with arguing about the goddamn show.

>>1447077
Faust left the show because of this. Everyone's speculated a hundred different things. Desperately they tried to take meaning from nothing, but it all came down to:

"I want to do the show this way"
"We're telling you to do the show this way"
"Then I'm out"

>>1447272
There is no such thing as an incorrect opinion, bro. If I've said this once, then I've said this a thousand times, opinions are subjective.

>2012
>Not being a pink pony princess

>>1447294
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

>Hey cool, I just used the power of love to knock out fucking Celestia!
>You're going to try and use the power of love to beat me? Ha, good luck with that, faggots!
And once again, inexplicable overconfidence was the villain's undoing.

>>1447289

he must be one of those faggots who spreads "love and tolerance" all over the place

>>1447301
>your brain is going to have to be modified
>you will be able to command drones and even keep your free will
>her tongue squeezes you painfully as she warns you that you won't like what happens if you use your free will to defy her too much
>you are so close that your are trembling so she stops brushing you with her hooves and holds you tight
>she whispers into your ear that you are going to need cum in order to start the process, and make each other cum many times to keep the process going
>the coils around you give another squeeze and she bites your ear again as you blow your load
>the goo starts to fizz around the white streaks

>>1447285
We have criticized the fuck out of the show, literally no one is blindly praising it.

Blind hate is just as bad.
Accept that the episode was liked by people for reasons that you apparently don't share.
Thats fine, we can talk about it if you want, but this random shitstorming about denial is nothing but annoying to read through.

>>1447315
that was one hell of an idiot ball

What if Chrysalis filled her leg holes with the flesh of the Mane6? Imagine seeing bright pink, purple, white, yellow, blue, and orange fleshy mounds where the holes used to be.

>>1447315
It wasn't even the villains fault. POWER OF LOVE was bullshit.

>>1447301
>>1447322

>>1447327
get out

>>1447307
>Implying there aren't incorrect opinions
>Implying you don't have them all the time

Subjectivity is for assfucks, you're not an assfuck are you?

>>1447324
Then why can't you accept that the episode was hated by people for reasons that you apparently don't share?

>>1447322
>>1447301
Reality is so cruel.

this is stupid

>>1447315
>YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE FROM THESE CAVES!
>Twilight and Costanza get out in a few hours just in time to stop her at the wedding

>>1447328
Except, power of love was the reason her plan was working in the first place, as otherwise Celestia would have dealt with her there and then.

It was both the cause and the solution to the problem.

>>1447315
It was more along the lines of "You think that drained husk will have enough strength to cast one of the most taxing spells of all time? Yeah ri-HOW DID YOU DO THAT I CALL BULLSHIT"

>>1447312
Someone should color this

>>1447301
>>1447322
I love you.
Please, here is my boner. Take it, in fact, take them all.

>tfw you want to stay up all night drawing your new waifu
>but you dont know what you should draw her doing

Guys the episode's script objectively sucked.

It was as as strerotypical >fanfiction as it gets. They just stuffed it with redeeming values so it would satisfy our pone addiction.

>>1447359
Thank you.

>>1447077

of course they had their hand on it, idiot, they must approve the fucking episodes, not just say what toys they want to have on the show

>>1447362
It was stupid both ways.

BAAAWWW THE CHARACTERS SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE, WHY WASN'T THE SHOW GROUND TO A HALT EVERY FEEL EPISODES TO MENTION THAT SA AND CANDYASS EXIST?

WHY DID A GIRL'S SHOW ABOUT FRIENDSHIP BEING MAGIC END WITH A VILLAIN DEFEATED WITH LOVE

WHY ARE THEY USING THE SHOW TO SELL TOYS? WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

There are far better reasons to criticize or dislike this episode

>>1447301
>>1447322
>transformation through sex
Oh sweet jesus my dick

>>1447368
Getting fucked vaginally by a massive stallion cock

>>1447327
this is reminding me of Double's vore ending.

>>1447361
>Costanza looks like shit because he just got out of the pool.

>>1447370
pretty much

The Changelings are insectoid fey type creatures, not the Zerg. Creatures that feed on love.

>You will never have a skittish but devoted changeling girlfriend
>You will never feed her purely with your love and devotion
>You will never indulge all kinds of fantasises with her shapeshifting abilities
>You will never re-enact classic comedy routines with the pitch-perfect impersonations of your changeling girlfriend

>>1447376
Yeah, they should stick to solutions grounded in reality. Like the power of friendship.

>>1447383
i do not do porn

>>1447301
>>1447322

well thanks mlpg

now I have a xenofetish and the weirdest goddamn boner on the planet

off to fap and sleep and pray I dream of this fantasy

>>1447381
>attempt to invalidate arguments by making them sound retarded
0/10, not even /v/ falls for this anymore

>>1447342
Why would I have them? If someone has a different opinion than me, I don't care, I just let it slide. Stop getting your Jeremie's wrangled, and calm down.

>>1447370
>Canon reflects fanfiction
>Implying cliche automatically means "fanfiction"

This is dumb and we should stop doing it.

>>1447381
Point them out then faggot.

>>1447370
Exactly.
It's like the entire show condensed into 45 mins - a shitty shitty premise that is really enjoyable because talented people knew what they were doing when making it.

>>1447406
Complaining about the power of love in a show about pastel colored ponies solving problems with the power of friendship IS retarded, anon.

>>1447406
THEY ARE RETARDED.
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THIS WHOLE THREAD IS RETARDED.

>>1447398
They should stick to solutions that put their power and difficulty of use on par with the power of the villains to make the conflict interesting.

>>1447315
She eats loves and turn it into power. Beating her with love is like bludgeoning a horse with a bale of hay.

>>1447301

So when does she accidentally unleash an unstoppable meta-human on Equestria that overpowers her and takes control of her minions?

and we get an 'enemy mine' scenario?

>>1447381
Then step up and properly criticize it yourself then being a whiny bitch.

>>1447387
What is this "double"?

>>1447301
>>1447322
Anon. You are a god posting amongst mere mortals for more reasons than I can sufficiently list.

Thank you.

Just...

Thank you.

>>1447409
Because you're an assfuck and you should be mad all the time

>Jeremies

My Jeremies are nice and wrangled, I like this feel

>>1447398
>tangible artifacts known as the Elements of Harmony used to amplify Twilight's magical abilities
>power of love amplifies two OCs' abilities beyond that of Celestia
Even fictional shows have rules. At least the good ones.

>>1447395
>having sex with your changeling girlfriend
>she changes into Gabe Newell right before you cum
>yfw

>>1447395

you. I like you.

I'd feed chrysalis my love and devotion any day

>>1447403
Oh I don't think I'm done yet.

I'm just going to fall asleep for a few hours, then I promise I'll do some drawing. Honest.

>>1447368
Ok, no sexy bits...

How about... Sleeping. I don't think I've seen that yet.

>>1447454
GOOD THING I HAVE A LAPTOP

I doubt anyone who gave me input Friday is here, but I'd just like to say that I can do Monday nights at 9pm PST.

>>1447434
I come on MLPG to feel, not get mad, and I have been doing so for well over a year now, I think that you should do the same.

>>1447444
onlythedeadknowpeacefromthisboner.jpg

>>1447395
You do remember the part where them feeding on you kills you slowly, right?

every time I see the phrase "the power of love" in this thread makes me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teIjLbHOvZE

you're welcome mlpg

>>1447425
But what if you gave her love that she never had to feed off of?
It was pure, only for her.
The kind of love that she could not feed on because it was forced on her.

>>1447395
reality never before has been so cruel...

>>1447485
What says that?
Shining looked fine, aside from headaches that might have been caused by using that spell anyway.

Well, good night MLPG.
sleep=0pone but I have to stop pone sometime.

>>1447491
feeder fetish for something that eats emotion?

>>1447444
>"That wasn't funny."

Then I'd burst into laughter anyway.

>>1447444
How did she know who mai husbando is?

jerking off to the new villain, tripping over the dick of the green text guy who wrote a shitty story, and caps lock bitching about opinions (can i have an opinion about people's opinion of opinions?) is pretty fucking great guys

fuck, guys. fuck

fuck

>>1447501
Why not.

>>1447507
>not having gayben as your husbando
>ever
do you even /v/

>>1447497
The part where he was a mute stiff husk with no visible emotion beyond what Cheeslegs projected onto him?
The part where she explains that's pretty much how it works and he will wither away as she feasts on his emotions?

>>1447501

I think of it more as massive amounts of cuddles and kissing

Does anyone else is expecting a summer flooded by OC insectoid ponies?

I'm pretty sure it would be worse than what it sounds

>>1447513
bro, ponies and pony like things are not for fap or porn, they are for hugs

>>1447513
>then we got this fucking faggot anon complaining about the thread rather than making it better
Good job.

>>1447395

I'm capping this until I can find an artist willing to do a series.

Do you think GG would take it?

New tumblr material?

>>1447527
Its going to happen, but I'm going to ignore it the same as I ignored all the alicorn OCs.

>>1447417
- A shit ton of tiny plot holes
- The ending was incredibly rushed
- We didn't get to really "get to know" SA or Candance, even though they were the focus
- Depending on who you ask, one, two or all three songs were crap
- Outside of Twilight, the others of the main six didn't do much
- Celestia was slapped down too fast - logical, but unsatisfying
- Luna didn't do anything

I'm sure they're more reasons I'll come up with after I hit 'submit', but there's quite a bit you could find wrong with this episode but just as much is right with it

>MLPG sperging over the love of changelings
>When Chrysalis sings about the fact that she does not give a fuck about love and only wants to eat it

Do you even pay attention when watching the show?

>>1447536

I came up with this idea hours ago...

>>1447527
we're already in hell

>>1447529
watch out. we've got a badass over here

>>1447542
>implying I want love when all I want is to be her willing incubator

My god... I just realised.

With the changelings, we now have a new way to connect with /tg/ and the thri-keen fetishists

>>1447542
>fanon

No. They don't.

What do you think Queen Chrysalis smells like? Sulfur? Or perhaps she has no odor at all?

ONE YEAR!

ONE FUCKING YEAR OF MY LIFE AND MY STRUGGLES FOR MY DECENCY AGAINST MY URGES WENT TO WASTE!

I HAD SWORN I'D NEVER FAP TO PONE AND THE EVIL BITCH CAME IN AND PULLED ALL MY FUCKING TRIGGERS IN A SINGLE PARTER EPISODE!

FUCK YOU ALL GUYS!

SEE YOU ALL IN HELL ALONG WITH THE OTHERS YIFFERS!

>>1447542

>nofunallowed.jpg

>>1447541
CADANCE FUCK

The thing I've always been worried about when having a relationship with a shapeshifter is if they get upset with you thinking you prefer a form they transform into is better than their original form.

"Is my original form not good enough for you?"

You really can't have kinky shapeshifting sex with a shapeshifter because they're easily offended.

>>1447565
It's actually Cadence

>>1447560
Damn, this bitch is doing well.
That's at least two people broken after more than a year now.
Impressive.

>>1447560

>>1447566
and that's when you make it your mission to fill every single hole in one night

>>1447576
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>1447566

the fact that you thought that her natural form was beautiful was what got her enamored with you in the first place, anon

just remember to take the time to remind her that you love her

>>1447551
Stop posting

>>1447541
The ending wasn't really rushed any more than ROH or even the original was. But I agree with everything else.

>>1447576
>/b/ circa 2006

>>1447566
>because
That should really be "if"
The ideal would be that you both have fun and she isn't crazy.
And of course you love her natural form, its who she is after all.
>females
>not crazy

>>1447592
i love you

So guys, how many fathers and brothesr that watch the episode with their little daughter/sister do you think got the hots for Chrysalis after the show was over?

>>1447560
We are all going to hell, anon.

>>1447542

>she just wants to consume our love like a greedy, bottomless whore

I fail to see the problem.

>climb up into the mountains
>become a hermit for a few years
>meditate on the infinite and achieve enlightenment
>acquire full control over my emotions
>feed Chrysalis my love and devotion
>"Muahaha I'm only using you for my own gain puny mortal!"
>I shut off the flow of love
>she starts getting weak and haggard looking over the next few days
>she's literally crawling to me across the floor
>she clutches my ankles with her trembling hooves and looks at me pleadingly
>"B-baby... I need it. Momma needs love"

>>1447541
Everything in your post has been pointed out and discussed.

>>1447605
No, I love your love for me, it sustains me.

>>1447542
Sure, that's what she thinks. But the fun is in changing her. Making her feel love.

HE'S MY BIG BROTHER BEST FRIEND FOREVER

>>1447560
It's funny, we break people like your's sanity. And we don't even fucking try or care.

>>1447469

>Lyraquest

Interesting, what's the story so far?

>>1447541
>>1447594
I agree with all those points except the songs, the first wasn't bad, This Day was eargasmic, and I can't even remember the final song
I still think ACW is 9.5/10

>>1447541
>- Celestia was slapped down too fast
I liked that, it was a real "oh shit" moment
>- Luna didn't do anything
I thought it was hilarious.
Everything else you listed, I'd pretty much agree with.

>>1447555
Well, while shifted, probably whatever she wants, but her natural form probably has a strange musk about it there's that word again. Something you can't quite place. Almost like a cross between a swamp, and the sweetest perfume you've ever smelled.

>>1447616
>"B-baby... I need it. Momma needs love"

>>1447566
I'd bet that shapeshifting during sex would be a routine kink for changelings.

Is any of you offended when you roleplay "firefighter and the leatherclad nazi interogator" with your gf?

>>1447300
>>1447285
>The episodes weren't fine. They were awful
opinions

Yes, you don't HAVE to like every episode, but calling the show a "fanfic" just because you don't like a couple new characters that you already knew were gonna be in the episode isn't a valid criticism, it's trolling.

>>1447302
Everyone posts everything on every board, it's not really a big deal in itself. Nobody cares if you post a Simpsons reaction image outside of /co/. If you think pony images outside /co/ is the reason everyone hates you, you need to talk to an optometrist about that tunnel vision.

>>1447642
>sweetest perfume you've ever smelled
that's the tailored pheromones, anon.

>>1447541
>- We didn't get to really "get to know" SA or Candance, even though they were the focus
Doesn't that tie in to what we're "whining" about according to >>1447381

>Fluffy pony drowns

>>1447660
Agreed. I'm already a fan. You should get a trip so no one tries to imitate you.

ded already?

>Finally cross the boarder into erotic >fanfiction
>start off with reading Preggity since I waifu the hell out of Rarity
>She's covered in soda due to clumsiness on your part and oh shit boner in public
>Rarity is pissed and thinks you only want her for her body and becomes irrational
>“I'm your strumpet, yes? Your whore? Then DO IT. LICK ME.”
>Eats out Rarity in public while being watched by the now masturbating checkout mare who requests you to slap your waifu's ass
>“I'm his WHORE! Me! Keep your words to yourself! I'm the one he stuffs with cock, I'm the one who has his baby, I'm the one he feeds to sleep! Me. I'm his fucking slut, I'm his oohhhhhh...”
>“I'm his fucking sluuuuuuutttttyess! Yeeeeeeesss!”
Why did I avoid this for so long. I don't care how many holes cheeselegs has you can fuck them all and I wouldn't give a shit. I shall remain loyal.

>>1447672
oh, that takes me back

>>1447660
>you don't HAVE to like every episode, but calling the show a "fanfic" ... isn't a valid criticism
>That feel when you're now niggas with a random namefag

>>1447660
Get the fuck out

>>1447553
Hasbro owns D&D, in case you didn't notice almost all the monsters in the show came from the monster manual.

I just realized, probably it won't be just OC insectoid ponies.

i'm afraid we might also get changeling fanfics, changeling ask tumblrs, a shitload fo changeling fan art and changeling rule 34

please MLPG, tell me i'm wrong and that we won't be facing a plague of changelings in the near future, please tell me that in the summer this won't turn into My Little Insectoid Pony

>>1447640
>Celestia was slapped down too fast
>SA and Cadence easily defeat Chrysalis and the changelings with love spell, meaning they're far more powerful than Celestia
I don't like it at all.

>>1447616
>Tell me your secrets

>>1447634
Um...

I try.

And care.It's just so much fun, and I don't want them missing out over things as silly as they usually have. I spent a little over a year avoiding it. Denying it. When I finally broke, it was like a whole new world. I've never been happier.

>>1447674
>advising someone to get a trip
>on MLPG
please, no

>>1447637
Oh, no, this is a new one based on a greentext another anonymous wrote. (see attached)

In my Quest, Anon is staying rent-free at Lyra's house in exchange for hot human on pony sex. Lyra is in a steady relationship with Bonbon. Keep the boot-knocking a secret, or else.

>>1447660
>Yes, you don't HAVE to like every episode, but calling the show a "fanfic" just because you don't like a couple new characters that you already knew were gonna be in the episode isn't a valid criticism, it's trolling.

Dude many people made valid points why this episode was the epitome of >fanfiction.

It was skillfully performed, but otherwise you are in denial.

>>1447640
>>1447541

>Luna didn't do anything

Oh, she DID things... but nothing of any import.

Tabitha must've had the easiest recording session ever - in, two lines, out.

It's like they stuck her in there only because people would have bitched if they didn't WHOOPS DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

But seriously - I'm slightly mad about "Did I miss anything?" If I were more of a fan, I would have taken that as a VERY low blow.

>>1447692
>shitty material will be made
What's new, chief?

So does the son fucking burn Luna or something?

I mean showing up only at night even when the capital is under attack seems strange.

>of course the real answer is 44 minutes, not enough time to show Luna fighting in the background

That's all I ask...just a little bit of lighting magic shot at minion changlings.

We still on this Chrysalis fetish thing?

As long as you guys are having fun with her, I guess...

>>1447660
>Everyone posts everything on every board
One board that the pony tripfag that LOVE to spam was /v/. They also tend to be one of the biggest and the most vocal of the board when they start emailing Moot to get rid of the ponies in /v/.

>>1447541

Luna sleeps during the day. She was sound asleep during the wedding and the whole invasion.

The changelings didn't disturb her slumber for good reason, that would've been a death wish.

>>1447660
Another retarded namefag. Filtered.

>>1447664

>>1447381
Was more about the outright hate for the two characters because they came out of no where, >>1447541 is saying that we didn't get to know much about them - save what Twilight thinks about them.

>>1447699

Eh. You could do better.

>>1447698
I'm trying to filter him without just using the name field.

Good morning gentlemen.

How goes the hiatus? Have we descended into chaos yet or am I a little early for that?

>>1447705
>Sun

eh too frustrated...

>>1447703
That's what I found hilarious.

>breaking Chrysalis by intermittently starving her of love and affection

Goddamnit mlpg

Is there anything you cant mindbreak?

>>1447689
More like almost all the monsters in D&D and all the monsters in the show both came from mythology.

>>1447727
CHANGELING PORN, MOTHERFUCKER

*farts*

I know no one cares but here is my reason for liking the episode even though the plot was a bit fanficy.

First of all the entire show is pretty simple so another episode that is simple doesn't mean much in terms of negativity. Still I feel this season is more of a set up of things to come.

Think of it like this. Before this season there were no fight scenes or violence, no disturbing creatures, Not so much in terms of how linked the world is with human mythology. etc etc.

My guess is in the next season there will be a trip to where Cerberus came from. An entire part of the world that is filled with danger that has yet to be explored. An army of changlings that can really screw up pretty much any well laid plan in any future episode.

Now think how awesome it would be if an even larger threat threatened the MLP world. What if every foe they have faced and such bans together to fight something much more twisted now that they might be able to get away with it. Changling good guys, Spike gets greedy in the middle of a fight for the sole purpose of turning into a giant dragon to defend his friends, Discord rains confusion and... discord on a new foe.

It's like when Lex Luthor defends the planet because he might be evil but he doesn't want to destroy the world, just own it. Or defeat superman. I don't know, I don't actually read comics.

>>1447727

remember that thing with twilight and masses of tentacles?

it's happening again.

>>1447727
Come, sit. Stay a while. Pay no attention while Chrysalis deposits her latest brood in your abdomen.

>>1447703
>implying that wasn't funny

>>1447705
Nobody went and got her when shit went down, so she pretty much slept through the invasion.

>>1447745
>i like it because it was grimderp

>>1447694
>chrysalis worried that Celestia will defeat her
>SA love for Cadance makes Chrysalis more Powerfull then Celestia
>Cadance's love for SA makes the shield work and send them away
They never defeated them. They didn't fight them. They just pushed them away.
I don't get why you faggots get so mad about this.
If they killed her or stoned her yeah I would agree.

>>1447694
Wrong, the show handwaves Chrysalis dickslapping Celestia by saying she's feeding off the love power. Without that power, she's a weak ass - enough that Cadence and Shining Armor can beat her in the end.

It makes sense, but it means that Celestia looks like a puss.

>>1447683
I'm not even into most of the stuff 'featured' in Preggity, but the whole time she just oozed lust and devotion, and that sets things a world apart.

>>1447738
Yeah, I don't think we'll be seeing any beholders or mind flayers in this show.

>>1447757
defeat != death
Fending them off is pretty much defeat since the changelings' goal can no longer be accomplished.

Is it too early to make predictions for S3?

>>1447701
>Actual show
>Fanfiction
IT'S CALLED "CLICHE" YOU BUZZWORD LOVING DUNDERFUCK

>>1447767
now let's watch as blink dogs and displacer beasts make their way into the canon

>>1447757
this gives me hope, she isn't trapped in stone like Discord or "redeemed" like NMM, she is still out there, she can come back

>>1447747
Oh god, don't remind me.
>>1447752
So that's the new Twilight-cthulhu thing now? Hah.

I stuck the last summer out, I'm sure I can manage this one. If anything sticking the MLPG out last summer will have strengthened (read: desenstitised me) to anything this new summer hiatus can conjure up.

>>1447727
>Have we descended into chaos yet

Ten seconds after the episode ended

>>1447745
The plot was contrived and full of holes and the execution was bad. Horrible pacing issues. A good villain doesn't make up for the other flaws.

>>1447796
>plot
>full of holes

>mfw I have never had a waifu and I am free to pick which one I want
>mfw Chrysalis is starting to get to me
oh shit MLPG stop me before I do something that I regret

>>1447780
It isn't since >fanfiction is used to describe two shoehorned characters. Cliche and fanfiction overlap in some areas but both have their unique forays.

>>1447782

>displacer beasts

This would make a really good adversary for Twilight methinks.

>>1447699
You know, I'll be frank, the concept just doesn't appeal to me, and I'm into pone coitus. I'm sure some folks will appreciate it, but 'eh'.

>>1447727
WE MAD ABOUT PONIES.
WE VERY MAD.

>>1447794
That was just normal post-episode foaming.
The chaos should hit tomorrow or so.

>>1447787
Hasbro doesnt like multi-episode plot arcs or recurring villans in their shows.

>>1447715

>Changelings break into Luna's Minas Ithil tower
>they are all instantly destroyed
>Luna isn't as powerful as Celestia, but is still a terrifying sight when she unleashes her full power

Ffffffffff---- I would pay to see that.

>>1447796
>full of holes

I see what you did there.

>>1447796
To be honest, i think the pacing would have improved hugely if they hadn't made the episodes back to back. But, because they did, the first episode's pacing was very poor and the second's seemed too rushed.

>>1447796
>Horrible pacing issues.
Did I miss something?

>>1447754

Ha, I'd buy it! Also was she seriously not present at the actual sermon on both occasions? I tend to miss background ponies so I'm not sure if Luna was somewhere in the audience.

>>1447780
They weren't normal cliches. They were dead-horse cliches used by every MLP fanfic ever.

Maybe the script-writters should be allowed to read fanfics after all, they would probably realise how half-assed the core of the script seemed.

>>1447822
Part one was way too drawn out. The end of the fight in part two was absurdly abrupt.

>>1447818

>they are instantly destroyed
>it was just Luna rolling over and farting in her sleep.

>>1447809
I know, right?

>>1447822
>nothing happens the entire first episode or most of the second
>3 minute battle
>abrupt conclusion

>>1447779

>S2 just ended
>hiatus has begun
>General is hung-up on changeling brood-mother porn, and still discussing what was wrong/right about the Finale

Give it a little time, Anon. I think we need to wind down from this first.

It's that time again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4

>>1447806
Stop you? Why not embrace it? You are really asking the wrong people if you need help stopping this for you.

>>1447816
You failed me for the last time Starscream...

>>1447806
It's just a phase, Anon.

>>1447775
My point is that getting upset because Celestia was defeated but Candyass and Candyass Homeboy defeated her is retarded. Their victory was achieved through different means.
The Love spell was...think of it like this
Celestia attacked her directly and was defeated because SA's love was the equivalent of Chrysalis going Super Sayan.
The Love spell was the equivalent of a poison. A cheap and easyier way to win withou having to face the full power of the enemy.

applebloom marry me

i love you don't do this to me

i'll give you whatever you want

>There's already shitloads of porn for Cheeselegs
>Almost no porn for Canstanza
COME ON

>>1447719
Why don't you just put the whole board in your filter? Then you'll never have anyone disagree with you again!

>>1447816

They must really hate money.

>>1447806
>resisting

Yeah good luck with that faggot. I ain't into bugpones though.

>>1447806
You want our help to NOT waifu the brood-mother, you'd rather waifu a "normal" pony, except wafuing any pony regardless of which one instantly renders it not normal so your desire has mooted itself anyway.

Embrace.

>>1447806
I'll help you.

>>1447806
Do you long to be her permanent source of power, trying to teach her how to love in return?

>>1447838
>Implying that discussing the episode is bad
>Wanting the thread to "calm" down

I want to say "go back to the piss" but even they're discussing the episode like crazy.

>>1447847
But if I pick her, then I would have to stick with her, I don't know if that's a good decision...
>>1447862
Should I just wait it out until she visits me in a dream?

>>1447872
god, go back to the /b/read you shitstain

>>1447866
You just reminded me of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FGXqxoLHlI

>>1447865
>The Love spell was the equivalent of a poison. A cheap and easyier way to win withou having to face the full power of the enemy.
>the love spell was a poorly written deus ex machina
Yeah, sounds about right.

Also, someone who is better at anatomy tell me how to properly draw the hindleg that's furthest to the back in the last panel.

I always end up fucking that up. There any tutorials on how to draw pone legs that are in motion?

>>1447866
Do you have a pic like that of Sweetie Belle?

>>1447818
In NMM mode Luna could match Celestia, and Celestia only lost to the roided up queen.
Any normal cheeselings would've been dead meat against either.

>>1447865
Love spell was a massive fucking explosion that knocked them all out of the city. It was just as direct as Celestia's head to head duel.

>>1447879
Shit, where's that darth vader retort?

>Chrysalis will never weave you into a cocoon, keeping you in stasis
>She will never keep your body in the breeding chambers, taking you out to use as a toy whenever she feels like it

>>1447874
>No plushes
>No Discord/Zecora/(and there never will be)Chrysalis toys
>They had to be prodded into even thinking about releasing the show on DVD

They really really do.

>>1447872
>>1447872

>Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Superman?

Clever.

>>1447322
That took way too long. Is anyone still here?

>you aren't sure how long you've been in here with her now, but your know you've orgasmed several times
>the sensation that has been growing in your loins since your first orgasm has been steadily increasing in intensity, but each orgasm you have only serves to make it worse
>Her tongue has been all over your crotch and her legs have kept you held tight; you could move your arms or head to try and find out what's wrong with your junk, but you are too focused on trying to catch her in a kiss as she gives playful nips to the back of your neck and ears
>you shudder as another orgasm strikes you, but suddenly her tongue pulls away and her bites cease
>she tells you that your first change is finished and pushes your head down with a hoof
>the skin has darkened to a changeling black and you are bigger, definitely bigger, and your length is decorated with small ridges and bumps
>you can't see your balls, but they feel heavier
>she slowly spins you around and you can see her for what feels like the first time
>all the beautiful subtleties that you missed while she was raping you now stand out
>she wraps her hind legs around your wait and pulls you in before asking if you are ready to see if the equipment she just gave you can do its job
>you grind against her and try to slip your member inside

>>1447879
>>1447877
>>1447876
You guys are making this really hard for me...

>>1447866

YOU BEST HAVE THE OTHER TWO YOU CUM STAINED FOALPHILE!

John De Lancie confirmed once again that he did voice acting for more MLP episodes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IxeReTsF2vY

time to speculate,

i'm crossing my fingers hoping that he will return but not in some damn flashbacks or shit like that

>>1447760
I'm not too big on any of the types of fetishes displayed either, but I am loving how the sex is improving the relationship from making Rarity feel confident enough to go out in public to foodplay to help put on more weight so the child won't turn out having complications due to being underweight/malnutritioned, instead of being "mindless fuckfest just because" like ragingshitty. I'm only on chapter four so far, so I expect it to go downhill soon.

>>1447893

One moment.

>>1447905
Shit I need to read Red Son for the fourth time

>>1447913

Awwww sheeeeit.

>>1447913
he'll be a totally different character with an amazing voice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie

>The horse's appearance is strong, powerful, and breathtaking. Its hide was supposed to be black (though in some stories it was white), and will appear to be a lost pony, but can be identified by its constantly dripping mane. Its skin is like that of a seal, smooth but is as cold as death when touched. Water horses are known to transform into beautiful women to lure men into their traps. It is understood that the nostril of the horse is what creates the illusion of grandeur. The water horse creates illusions to keep itself hidden, keeping only its eye above water to scout the surface, much like the illusion of a fish's pupil. It is wise to keep away from them.

>The fable of the kelpie differs depending on the region where it is told. Other versions of the story describe the kelpie as "green as glass with a black mane and tail that curves over its back like a wheel" or that, even in human form, they are always dripping wet and/or have water weeds in their hair.

Possible connection?

>>1447906

>>1447906
I'm always here.
all the beautiful subtleties that you missed while she was raping you now stand out
Hahhaha

Here. A few more are incoming.

>>1447913
>Discord returns in S3

I... I CAN'T STOP CUMMING, SOMEONE HELP ME

>>1447928

Speaking of VA's, Steve Blum tweeted recently that he wouldn't mind doing some voicework for sparkly ponies.

>>1447930
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/story-past-sins.html
>Shining Armor and Candyass
>OC

Possible connection?

>>1447940

>>1447906
Oh god someone cap all of these

>>1447904

Moments like this - I can't help but ask, "WHY???"

Hasbro could be SWIMMING in dosh by now, but they don't even bother updating their toys - aren't they using the same designs they had from the 80s-90s???

>>1447913
A straight up return would be best, but I still want to see more of ancient Equestria.
A history episode with the young princesses rebelling against Discord would make the season for me.

>>1447913
>flashbacks

I doubt Hasbro would pay JDL money to voice in flashbacks.
>>1447923
>>1447938
We knew this ages ago, a couple of weeks at least. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

>>1447930
Kelpie!

>>1447854

>>1447940

>>1447893
>>1447936

>>1447919

>>1447930
>green as glass with a black mane and tail that curves over its back like a wheel
>tail that curves over its back like a wheel
>tail that curves over its back
That horse wants the dick

>>1447779
I wonder if they'll have to do another ep like this ever again?

>>1447951
No, they're still using designs from G3.5, but with G4 colours and marks

>>1447913
Oh lord he likes to cause as much as chaos as his character does
>"oh, you like to keep an archive of everything you say?"
>mfw

>>1447970
DIVORCE EPISODE!

>>1447913
If they do bring Discord back, they better do a "I'm me again, immortal again!" TNG homage scene.

>>1447975
...This would actually make this blunder of a finale worth it and then some.

>>1447975
>Divorce song is the new best song of the series

>>1447971

But... WHY?

Have they ever given a good reason?

>>1447890
Look, it's kinda late. Maybe you'll feel better after a good night's rest or something?

>>1447975
>TWILIGHT GETS A NIECE/NEPHEW
>SHE GETS BROODY

>>1447986
Because it's Hasbro.