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>>14453615 OLD HORSE

Topic: What would be the worst episode plot S4 could make
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>>14460423
>Image swap glitch
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>>14460423
Kick Ass? They got it hald wrong

They should hve just called it ASS!
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anything involving rainbow dash
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Thanks moot.
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>>14460423
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>Kick-Ass
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>>14460457
scrubbles you can do better than that
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>>14460457
GET DRUNK
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>>14460423
[THANKS MOOT!] edition?
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>>14460474
confused ponies are extra cute
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>>14460494
They really are.
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>OP image
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>>14460347
NEVER
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>>14460494
Flustered ponies are even cuter.
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>>14460347
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>>14460513
>All that ugly on her.
Ew, get that off!
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>>14460479
No I can;t!

>>14460485
I am!

See watch

What do you call Rainbow Dash on an off day?

Rainbow DUMB
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>>14460530
but she just wanted you to think she was pretty, anon
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>>14460531
oh
well that's not pony either
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>>14460423
>Spike decides to be a superhero
>Gets shanked like a bitch on his first day
>Ends up in the hospital where, due to the doctors swearing not to tell Twilight and the others about spike's costume, he's now being mistaken for gay
>Rarity only now shows interest in him

Actually, just let Mark Millar write an episode. Boom, worst possible episode of MLP ever.
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>>14460475
Millar is a douchebag.
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>>14460547
Not Drunk enough it seems.

STEP IT UP
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>>14460548
She's pretty without all the junk on her.
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>>14460551
did someone say pony?
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>>14460423
>>14460531
Can't you just make a pony thread?
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rainbow dash is a very ugly pony
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>"Oh you must be Anon."
>"my friends told me all about you!"
>"how are you doing today"?
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Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father.
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Does nobody on /co/ like kickass? I mean I dont really like it either but I always figured they would
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>>14460568
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What are they talking about anon?
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>>14460582
I'm doing well. I don't believe we've been introduced, miss...?
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>>14460583
why the fuck would you ruin that for me!?!
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>>14460602
>"Get this fucking spider off me!"
>"Please stop, it wasnt funny the first time."
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>>14460582
y-you too
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>>14460582
I'm pretty good today, pony; how are you?

Dive for any good clams today? Your cutie mark is clams, right?
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>>14460582
Oh just fine. Thank you for asking miss...
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>>14460591
I thought the first movie was ok but muh god man, stay away from the 2nd comic.
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>>14460602
>of all the stars in the night sky, yours ar-
>wrong horse
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>>14460602
>...and some bombs are so powerful they can level entire cities and irradiate the land for-
>please stop
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Have you remembered to water your pony today, mlpg?
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so this thread is beb, where's the real horse?
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>>14460602
>"Oh man, look at how much marecume is on my hand you filthy girl."
>"Anon please, you know how sensitive I am about my hyper orgasms."
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>>14460683
there isn't one: that was the last horse ever
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All MT has to do is stay black and die.
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>>14460682
.........SHIT
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>>14460679
BUT IT'S SO AWESOME PRINCESS HORSE
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Kick Ass?

I hvent seen that much ass since kickassia!
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>>14460602
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>>14460679
>Mfw if some faggot tells Celestia about our weapons and shit and she forbids any further human to pone interaction.

Only if we had loneliness-seeking hug missiles.
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>>14460762
I'm going to need the source of this.
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>>14460582
my entire life makes me emo from things ive seen almost everybody hates emo people kids at school tell me to go fuck my emo ass and go kill yourself emo freak i only have one friend her name is fluttershy she is not emo but at least she understands my life she knows why im emo when i became emo and the time i almost camited suiside from all the people telling me to kill my emo ass its not easy being an emo teen if your emo too i sugjest you listen to this emos are ussaly shy so they hide their emotions but you shouldnt thats what made me almost camit suiside stay strong emos let them call you names but remember even if you want to kill yourself like i do just dont cause think what could of been ahead of you if you killed yourself you wouldnt even know whats coming for you next
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>>14460769
>hugs so explosively amazing there are no survivors
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>>14460769
It's the perfect plan to make sure he has all the pones to himself. Wouldn't you do the same in his shoes?
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>>14460752
scrubbles go to bed
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>>14460782
>Instantly vaporizes you into Equestria.
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>>14460752
Drunker!
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>>14460793
No because I'm not a selfish person, I'm just an extremely lazy good person.
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>>14460779
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>>14460775
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon/92384/Just-my-size.
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>>14460602
>And that is how my hand got fucked up!
>All you did was stare at it, Anon.
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>>14460808
Being lazy doesn't make you good by default, it just means you are too lazy to do any bad.
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>>14460795
No holdo n I got a few more hours and drinks

Why do they call her Rainbod DASH? Huh?

She's never dhases, she flies!

Laughter
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>>14460796
HAHA
TIME FOR TERRORISM

HIT ME
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>>14460818
>cheezyweapon again
I don't know what it is about his stuff that gets me going.
Especially the stuff about hyper girls (dicks or not) that are just being cute.
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>>14460824
I never said being lazy makes me a good person, I'm saying I'm a good person but I'm lazy.

Also I know I can never do any actual bad
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>>14460879
But you can't really be a good person if you are lazy because no good man let's a bad one go unpunished.
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>>14460814
eugh the retarded text ruined it.
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>>14460775
cheezyweapon on FA
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No rape
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>>14460899
A little slow, but thanks.
Does it give you ladyboners?
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>>14460893
But no good man starts a conflict when there is no need
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>>14460922
But would you enter it in the defense of the innocent.
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>>14460894
I know, but I couldn't find the one without it
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>>14460936
A good person doesnt looking for a fight
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>>14460962
So you'd just leave some poor sap to get beaten or die at the hands of a bad man or woman.
That's no good person.
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MLPG

BRING ME YOUR UNFS
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>>14460991
okay
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>>14460974
Going out to look for people being beaten makes you no better then a vigilante.

It is true one must no stand idly by to injustice, but in daily life there is no need to look for more
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>>14460996
My worldview has been shattered.
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Helios Ending > Illuminati Ending > Dark Age Ending

Sarif Ending > Taggart Ending >>>>>>> Darrow Ending >>>>>> Destroy Panchaea Ending
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>>14460991
I I saw that in the middle of the night I would instinctively grab her around the neck, hold her close and gently fall asleep, even as she desperately tried to attack me and escape to no avail
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pony wants someone to love but doesn't know if she can
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pony is pooped
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>>14460991
Hyper futashy going around town doing errands and being self conciounce but the other ponies don't really care. She is worried about the attention she thinks she is recieving and straining not to get a boner. For if she did, they would stare at it and she hopes that they might worship it. But given that the chances are unlikely, futashy feels lewd and guilty about it. But she still tries to not get a boner.
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>>14460996
you boopslut! You never give them, but you sure take them.
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>>14461029
Sad ponies make me sad.
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>>14461073
Sad anons make pony happy
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>>14461022
Wrong.
Illuminati Ending > Helios Ending > Dark Age Ending

Taggart Ending > Destroy Panchaea Ending>>>>> Darrow Ending >>>> Sarif Ending

Go away Cyborg.
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i poke pone in dat butt
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>>14460918
i drew him fanart once
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>>14461099

Get away from me, fascist.
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>>14461073
That's good, anon. That means you'll make pony happy, right?
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What if pony was american?
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>>14461113
Can I see it?
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>>14461052
god that is a cute picture
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>>14461131
It's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven, Borg.
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>>14461158
What happens to Gloomy when hiatus ends?
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>>14461190
She shrinks to a tiny size
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>>14461190
She's like the new year baby, so we'll have a baby Gloomy for 6.5 months.
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>>14461146
Then her name would be applejack.
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>>14461190
She disappears during the episode and immediately after wants us to tell her all about it.
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>>14461190
dickings
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>>14461237
pony is obsessed with dickings
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>>14461146
I view Child Pornography almost daily.
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touch pony
get dizzy
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>>14460991
cuddling with a hypercolt who eventually grows up to be a massive stallion who cuddles you back
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>>14461143
Would Rainbow Dash be happy if I cuddled her every night?
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>>14460991
Anon being turned into a mare and being mentally-degenerated until he's noting but a air-headed slut.
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>>14461236
Untrue; she's very comfy during the episode.
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>>14461295
Goat train and mewball are one day gonna find themselves in an arms race to make progressively bigger ponies
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>>14461295
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>>14461291
She'd turn out to be quite the cuddlebug.
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some cry
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>>14461307
unf
what can we do to provoke this war
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>>14461345
>you will never be deeply tooled
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Silver Spoon is a dirty slut.
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This isn't My Little Pony general

This is my pony of varying size general

It's about ponies, not the pony show. How embarrassing. You know a robin hood general that's about wanting to cuddle/fuck robin hood instead of the movie is just a furfaggotry thread, right faglords?
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>>14461342
Is it so wrong to want a girl/pony who is a complete cuddlebug?
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>>14461380
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>>14461382
Yes, it is wrong. Deeply wrong.
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>>14461380
>implying that it's furry if you shave pony first
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>>14461380
I'd be happy if we just had the few threads on /co/ or so

But everyone demanded we have only one thread and it became a general. Then everyone demanded we be contained on a board and that's what happened. We are a product of all of 4chan.
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>>14461400
YIIIIIIIIIIFF IIIIIIN MY BUTT
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>>14461157
http://d.facdn.net/art/toxicko/1339329116.toxicko_eve2_copy.png
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>>14461380
Yes, in fact i do They're called fur fags Anonymous Just saying.
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>>14461407
>few threads on /co/

nigga furryhate anon would complain twice as often in twice as many threads. /co/ is what made MLPG furry
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Tell Me About Your Fursona MLPG

Is It A Beautiful Pegasus With A Long Flowing Mane That Lives In Cloudsdale

If It Isnt You Are A Faggot
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>>14461424
You guys see /co/ in the last few years?

/co/ is far more furry and off topic then we are most of the time
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>>14461400
Prff, amateur. Put on a Balaclava and join in.
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I summon saine to draw pone
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>>14461442
Kanaya please
my fursona is a pretty pegasus with a short mane and a long flowing tail

I haven't decided where she lives because she goes where the stallions are
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>New villain restores Chrysalis and Sombra,
>tells them that his curse makes it so they can only use their full power as long as they are loyal to him
>when they refuse, he throws the bums out
>they set out to restore their full power on their own, and claim vengeance, there's also a running gag about how every other character thinks they're going after the new villain, because they've seen the error of their ways, and seek to redeem themselves.
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>>14461382
Why of course not dear anon.
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>>14461464
Ah, Canadian Flashtoons.
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>>14461411
I'm serious she's doing it right fucking now.
There's all these dark stains on the carpet and everything
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>>14461464
Saine has some dragon pone to take care of.
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>>14461483
>grow up in Canada
>mostly watch Teletoon
>all dat great Can-con
>realize just now that most of the shows were made by DHX
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>>14461481
That pony seems too lewd

I really just want to cuddle
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>>14461498
He's tricking you.

It will be a picture of a group of animals attacking a bus with a dragon fluttershy in it
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>>14461476
Hmm I like it. I wonder how Larson would fuck it up.
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I'm taking my pony to sleep.

Good night.
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>>14461493
OH GOD DAMN IT
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>>14461507
she's just a very expressive pony who enjoys cuddling

there's nothing lewd about it
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Pony wants you to stop talking about her and talk about episodes instead
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shhhh, ponies are asleep.
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>>14461507
Well of course, anon.
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>>14461564
Damn there's nothing lewd about that picture.
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>>14461556
can we talk about the time they all went to high school?
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>tfw pony refuses to cuddle because you're cold, clammy, and not a pony
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I BELIEVE IN MA LARSON
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>>14461533
I'm just concerned

She has her tongue out and junk
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>>14461564
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>>14461585
MA Larson?

Also know as not appearing in thie episode!
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The ponies were killed. You failed to protect them.

The end.
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>>14461585
>that picture
Why are bronies so embarrassing?
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>>14460423
Pank thread?
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>>14461604
I don't mean to sound edgy but I killed the ponies

With my dick
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>>14461606
>bronies
I have some bad news for you anon...
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Rainbow Dash is going to stalk Twily's mom.
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>>14461606
that's larson
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>>14461646
All hope is lost.
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>>14461641
I want a meta-ish episode where Dash obsesses a little too much over Daring Do.
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>>14461651
You kidding? That's pretty fucking funny. He looks insane.
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>>14461660
He looks like a neckbeard.
A neckbeard is in charge of my little girls show!
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>>14461660
Everyone in this thing is a little nuts.
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stram
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>>14461675
stram what?
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>>14461675
I'll stream some drawings. any requests?
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>>14461397
but wouldn't pulling feathers off pony hurt?
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>>14461665
Compared to Allen Moore he looks like Brad Pitt
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>>14461685
Peppermint Twitht.
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Do you identify as a brony?
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>>14461685
Pinkie Pie ponking
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>>14461685
draw softball trying on a protective cup
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>>14461696
Yes.
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>>14461696
How would furries bowl with those big costume mitts of theirs?
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>>14461675
I need a movie
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>>14461685
Twist doing The Twist
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>>14461696
not publically
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>>14461604
but pony is morning the loss of me, i saved ponies, but i could not save myself
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>>14461412
cant see shit
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>>14461711
son of the mask
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>>14461696
No, but outside of our group the distinction is moot
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>>14461673
A little insanity is a good thing.
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>>14461723
hit the go button again
or copy the url, open a new tab, paste it, and hit go
fa doesn't like direct linking
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>>14461696
if i met lauren faust and she asked if i was a brony i would say no
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>>14461725
I will give any movie, even a bad one, a chance
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>>14461712
I would do Twist
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pony wants you to bear her children
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>>14461743
SMB: the movie?
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>>14461762
That movie was awful, but it has that fun 80s quality to it I cant hate
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>>14461604
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give pone a bad name.
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*munch*
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>>14461759
no thanks, kids would just get in the way of my life plans right now.
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>>14461759
Sure, that...

Wait, what?
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>>14461788
>>14461789
she wants many
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>>14461759
sorry pony

i value the quality of life and don't want my children to have fucked up legs that make no biomechanical sense for a biped that does more than awkwardly hobble around or to be social pariahs prone to being shot to death by edgy losers
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Dash, I have to admit, I've never felt this way about another living creature before.
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>>14461742
What if you met a pony and they said they would like nothing more than to fuck the brains out of some random fanboy of theirs from another universe.
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>>14461796
I'll give her as many as she wants but she's going to have to find someone else to father them before I'll do it
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>>14461802
pony doesn't know what you are talking about but says that you got a flyer from iron will
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>>14461796
Unfortunately I am male, so I can't bear children. I can sire them, sure. But I'm no seapony, so I can't carry them to term.
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>>14461808
Pony seems rather shallow

I want a pony to love and that loves me
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>>14461808
fuck pony
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>>14461759
doesn't pony know the dangers of holloween candy.
shouldn't she wait till her parents inspect the cany
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>>14461796
Holy shit that's fucking adorable
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>>14461827
>insinuating bad things about Trixie
Die.
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>>14461812
Pony knows that everyone thinks iron will is a monster
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>>14461796
>Lyra: Look what I made!
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>>14461808
i would never be that desperate, i would have no trouble finding another pony for sex in equestria.
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>>14461820
but you must
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>>14461842
>not saying look what we made
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>>14461839
I'm just saying she's a very pretty pony and I'd totally fuck her
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Pony says it's alright if you don't want your children to be satyrs. You can always alter the spell to make them anthros instead.
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>>14461806
are you getting your pickup lines from sentinal?
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>>14461857
that's worst
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>>14461842
>Lyra is so proud that she's the first pony to give birth to a half-human, she gets super-excited and introduces her to everyone and goes to all her recitals and plays and supports her in everything she does.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljAXHWE0bDQ
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>>14461723
copy paste
>>14461759
yes please
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>>14461857
Can I apply that spell to dragons or diamond dogs

I'm sorry pony but herbivores a shit
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>>14461685
alright stream will be up in 10 mins
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>>14461852
It is impossible. I'm sorry.
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>>14461871
So you're saying Lyra would be the best mother ever?
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>>14461871
I...I like it.
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>>14461852
its ok pinkie, you can keep trying to get me pregnant with your futamare cock. i will never give up on you.
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>>14461908
We know mewball.
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pony drugged herself to try and have you have your way with her
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>Pinkie Pie has been partying to three days without rest non stop
>She barges into your room and simply collapses into you
>Thinking fast, you awkwardly hold her with her big poofy mane caught in your arms like wool and her normally smiley face pressed into your torso
>You gently hold her and rock her a little and maybe even pet her some before taking her to bed for no holes bares intesne nonstop snuggling nonsexually
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>>14461829
Satyrs tend to be the most adorable thing ever.
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>>14461874
oh my god

furries can't bowl
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>>14461870
>raising an anthro daughter on earth

that would be hell, imagine the endless furry creeps trying to have sex and the endless muslims suicide bombing your house trying to kill the satan abomination.
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>>14461907
>>14461908
If there's one thing Lyra can say about her family and friends, it's that she loves them!
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>>14461957
Are you implying that it would be different with satyrs or normal ponies?
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>>14461970
at least satyrs can hide their legs.
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>>14461945
you ruined it
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>>14461981
They can't hide the ungulate gait
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>>14461948
Satyrs tend to be furry stuff which is against the rules.
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>>14461970
>implying it would be different with humans
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>>14461937
>>
Hey Anon guess what?
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>>14461999
what?
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>>14461982
in feety pajamas
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>>14461948
Oh my goodness having the chance to have your children born with wings is the greatest thing ever.
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>>14461994
Anthropomorphism is against the rules, which technically bans the ponies themselves for being animals with human traits but not satyrs for being humans with animal traits

They're in the catgirl zone yo
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>>14461999
no
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>>14461994
So tell /q/
Wait
You did and they approved of it ages ago
Well, guess you should just kill the mods then
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>>14462004
Boop

>>14462010
FINE. NO BOOPS FOR YOU
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>>14462009
this nigga gets it.
butthurt faggots always be trying shit
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>>14462023
i hate you
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pony wouldn't let you have satyrs because they would be superior to ponies in every way

>human competitive drive and ambition
>hands+flight or magic
>satyrs eventually band together, wipe out both humans and ponies
>start building an empire
>their pony side wants them to be nice so they rationalize it all with "the greater good"
>especially powerful unicorn satyrs use their magic to control the satyrs around them and make sure they conform to the greater good
>good job anon
>you made the tau
>/tg/ would be mad if they weren't dead
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Pony thinks humans are smelly and gross
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Pony thinks ponies are smelly and gross
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>>14462064
>>14462073
pony needs to lower her standards
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>>14462064
But I shower every day. I think Bonbon has problems admitting her real feelings.
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>>14462064
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>>14462061
but pony is hybrid and cannot breed themselves due to sterile
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>>14462085
nah satyrs can have human satyr and pony babies
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>>14462085
>two different species can breed because magic
>but their offspring can't
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Sonic is Rainbow Dash's father.
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>>14462084
Pony fired a magical howitzer at you and turned you into a cute filly.
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>>14462124
yes
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>>14462124
So mules?
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>>14462083
You know how no matter how many times you wash a dog it still smells like a dog?

You're a dog
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>>14462142
Confirmed for never owning a dog.
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>>14462084
Hmm, I never noticed what the expanded gas of a howitzer looked like before.
Interesting
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Lauren Fausticorn is a S4 villain.
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>>14462141
>>14462140
>completely unrelated species
>magic
>magic
>maaagic
>maaaaaaagic
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>>14462142
Yep, definitely Bonbon.
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>>14462139
pony is dead from being howitzer'd
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What if pony were like the asari, and if your bred with them, they would have pony looking chidlren, with some mental and behavorial aspects of their father?
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>>14462139
that was very kind of pony
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What language does pony pony?
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>>14462139
I think that means I win
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WHOA

SUDDENLY A PONY APPEARS

YOU WERE SURPRISED
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>>14462145
my dog died
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http://i.imgur.com/jVzLmAT.jpg
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>>14462156
humans can breed with anything.
this is human magic

satyrs aren't magic like human magic.

don't you know DnD
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>>14462158
Nope, pony turned the howitzer shell into a bird.
>>14462162
C++
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>>14462177
Pony isn't skilled enough to turn the shell into a bird. Most ponies aren't twilight sparkle, and two thirds of ponies aren't magic.
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>>14462173
Just awful
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>>14462167
What's pony going to do, hug me?
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http://i.imgur.com/uq7lbmF.jpg

>you will never ghost pony blowjob
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Christmas episode!
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>>14462167
I WAS VERY SURPRISED BY PONY
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>>14462177
Pony doesn't have the skill nor the reflexes to do that.
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>>14462193
>What's pony going to do, hug me?

"Quote from man hugged"
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>>14462177
Pony just got railgunned

The shell came too fast for pony to react. Also it was a nuclear warhead and now canterlot is in ruins. Celestia and Luna are dead. The sun and moon are still doing their thing.

What is pony's family going to do, sue me? They better not, maintaining a railgun is fucking expensive.
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>>14462189
>>14462207
Pony's special power is turning warheads into birds.
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>>14462162
hylian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHtyd12mUU
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>>14462221
Well then
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where is the stram?
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>>14462221
the howitzer shell was a peacekeepinghead
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>>14462173
Soon.
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>>14462221
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>>14462234
I lied.
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pony got you a deagle brand deagle for your birthday
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>>14462272
that's so cool!
does she want to come shooting with me?
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>>14462255
>>14462233
Pony expected that such a barbaric creature would bring firearms into a diplomatic situation, pony brought her friend that turns all guns into water guns, and on top of that pony turned all of those barbaric humans into foals, foals that'll never have a loving family because they will be orphans forever
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>>14462272
I hope it's in .44 mag and not .50 Stupid Express
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>>14462268
w-why would you do that?
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>>14462232
pony talks cute
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>>14462277
No. Pony is appalled that you live in a society that not only allows, but actively supports gun culture.
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MLPG sure has been bloodthirsty lately.
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>>14462200
holiday episodes are my favorite.

i would literally fuck a real horse for a christmas episode this year
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>>14462281
Is pony Dr. Manhattan?

Because ponies can't do that.
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>>14462296
but war pony is cute.
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>>14462293
oh, okay
I thank her for the gift even though it's super late
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>>14462218
>Accelerating a nuclear weapon on a railgun
>Implying you'd be able to keep it from reaching critical mass

Imagine it failing at launch
It'd be fucking insane to even consider it
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>>14462281
Ghost pony can keep on dreaming while a human hazmat team plays with charred pony skeletons like puppets and does silly voices

Also the orbital bombardment starts in ten minutes, so ghost pony better get some ghost popcorn
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The flowers are for you.
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>>14462307
I don't think acceleration plays any part in the explosion
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>>14462293
Well why the fuck would pony give me a gun then.
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>>14462308
Ghosts pony possess and mentally rapes the crew handling the orbital bombardment, making it fire directly on them.
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>>14462318
The ones in her mouth or the ones on her butt?
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let's be reasonable

pony does not know anything about human weaponry. that said, even if they did, a cleverly disguised nuclear weapon floated in on a hot air balloon would fuck them over before they knew what was actually coming.
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>>14462307
Do you have any idea about the physics behind railguns, or are you just talking out of your ass, Twilight?
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>>14462299
pony god can only dream to be human god
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>>14462318
Why, thank you.
You wanna go somewhere?
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>>14462293
Well sorry, pony, we don't all live in a crime-free fantasy land.

Some people need guns to defend themselves, and everyone needs guns to remind their government who is in charge.
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>>14462331
GENIUS
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>>14462326
Only one ship is lost to ghost pony

The rest of the fleet succeeds in cleansing equestria and moves on before more pony mindrape happens
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>>14462321
So you can kill yourself
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>>14461307
this sounds dangerously like macro
disgusting
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>>14462348
stram
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>>14462331
>oh it's just anon and twilight
>looks like they're bringing princess celestia another gift. humans are so generou
>BOOM
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>>14462331
diplomat pony used "sense motive" and determined that something was up
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>>14462337
I sure hope that codpiece is removable.
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>>14462346
What a shame.
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>>14462358
Sadly, diplomat pony was too late.
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>>14462358
while they were looking for something amiss, they were bathed in nuclear fire and incinerated
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Okay I kinda regret buying those 13 pony toys yesterday. They keep staring at me. Judging me.
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I really wish this show wasn't Called My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.

It keeps reminding me of what I don't have can never get.
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I don't care how magical pony is, such a technological divide would leave them defenseless.
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>>14462385
Jizz on them
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>>14462385
cum on them show them who is boss.
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>human vs. pony
>human: all their technology and ingenuity
>pony: lol plot armor

Pony confirmed for ultamareine

Why isn't celestia your spiritual liege?
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>>14462374
>>14462377
Celestia had a line of uncorns who knew the It's About Time magic spell set up to send herself a coded message several weeks in the past
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>>14462391
No
Stop saying that. Why does eve>>14462394
You know what? Fuck you.
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>>14462397
>Implying humans don't have plot armor

Oh anon.

Why do you think we're still here?
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>>14462331
Hmm, this brings up an idea.

If horse and 'uman had contact with each other.
But they some how kept it friendly through out.

Would , say the US, still have a "kryptonite bullet" ready?
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>>14462387
After the United States accepts the surrender of Equestria, due to its overwhelming firepower and military might, what happens next?
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>>14462403
send them to me
I won't cum on them I promise, I'm not one of those guys
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>>14462333
>>14462320
>60000 Gs
SIXTY THOUSAND FUCKING Gs

If your warhead failed structurally then your fissile material will likely slam together
THAT'S ASSUMING YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ELECTRONICS TO NOT BREAK IN THE FIRST PLACE
OR HOW TO GET ANYTHING BUT SOLID METAL TO NOT BREAK
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>>14462402
Celestia is breaking canon
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>>14462419
Sex
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>>14462407
Because humanity ultimate badasses.
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>>14462421
Pony double agent lent us her magical skills

"Celestia's a fucking bitch" - pony double agent
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PS4 or xbox?
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>>14462435
niether
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>>14462387
How the hell do you plan to use your weapons on Equestria?
There's no way to do that. There's no way to reach it.
Meanwhile pony just pops in fires some random spells and pops out
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>>14462435
Neither.
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>>14462435
xpone
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>>14462351
meh
maybe i can stream a movie later if people want me to but im not gonna draw
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>>14462435
WiiU and PC
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>>14462419
HAHA, TIME TO INDUSTRIALIZE
All those minerals and ores.
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>>14462446
draw
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>>14462435
That's literally not even a question anymore.

Also, neither until there's a price drop and/or Infamous: Second Son comes out.
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>>14462435
PC+WiiU+3DS
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>>14462435
Steam Machine.

Help Valve kill shitty consoles and force everyone to be master race.
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>>14462456
Why? I already have a pc.
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>>14462438
Pony has to use a portal

We can use that portal too

Just wheeling a nuke on a forwards-only cart through the portal and running would be a good idea, you know?

>>14462456
>DRM
>master race
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>>14462435
PC/3DS master race
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I liked Human vs Pony when it meant that I could type out a pretty unf prompt about some random guy being captured and turned into a pony.

hypnosis isn't real
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>>14462438
If we can't reach them, they can't reach us either.

And that is why they are not dead.
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>>14462447
My toaster of a PC, every time.
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>>14462320
>>14462333
>>14462421
NOT TO MENTION THAT IF IT DID FAIL BUT DIDN'T DETONATE YOU'D JUST HAVE THE FUEL VAPORISE OVER YOUR OWN TURF
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>>14462456
Screw the console, I just want to see if that controller's as neat as it looks.
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>>14462456
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5__Ogi4Tek

if they don't use during the reveal I'll cry
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Pony is going to buy an Xbox One on release, and will pick up CoD:Ghosts with it.
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>>14462387
>fucking Magic
>Celestia can move the Sun
>Luna can move the Moon
gg no rm
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>>14462456
Steam Machines are just stupid. There's no market for them. Console users have no reason to buy them and PC users already have a PC.
And right now it does nothing to get rid of the only reason to buy a console: Exclusives.
>>
PC + 3DS + PS4 in a year or two + Steam controller probably master race
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>>14462472
Pony transformation just makes me so mad I want to write about humans slowly and tortuously using a combination of technology and rudimentary, recently learned magic to turn a high ranking pony into a human and forcing her to work for them
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>>14462493
Don;t you mean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkEYnXd5VkY ?
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>>14462499
I feel the same way, anon.

Humanity will prevail.
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>>14462456
>Force everyone to be master race
Good luck trying to convince your average gamer to spend an upwards of 800$ on a good PC.
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>>14462484
"Well you smell like rabbit shit.And you're worse pony.So take that."
>>
pony looks up from the poor burnt corpse in the fast food joint and says that it looks like this cook

got fried
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>>14462509
The thing I linked to had that in it
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>>14462525
goddamn it pony
now is not the time
>>
is the quest archive on the sub working for anyone else?
I can't view any of Renne or Braeburn quest, and only half of Celestia quest
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>>14462496
>celestia can move the sun

they're in a star system. celestia can rotate the planet and so control day/night, and if she leaves her planet it reverts to being tidally locked which would eventually kill everyone on it.

>luna AND celestia can move the moon

That's actually scary.

>moon bombardment
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>>14462496
Okay...so what the fuck they gonna do with those celestial bodies? Slam them into their own planet?

Good job doing our job for us, stupid ponies.
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>>14462526
In Alive 2007, that's not the track that has steam machines. It would be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9ViORAW0w
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>>14462472
>>14462499
>>14462515
I'm so bored of humanity fuck yeah and pony fuck yeah.
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>>14462522
worst*
christ i suck at this
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>>14462499
Well if you do write that I'll right about a prude anon slowly become a mare and having his mind-raped by a couple of unicorns.
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>>14462520
Steam boxes will be anywhere from 400 to 800. Not just 800
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>>14462546
Just listen to the fucking song, dammit.

It has it in it.
>>
4DE

Where. Is. Fluttershy?
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>>14462541
>celestia can rotate the planet and so control day/night,
[citation needed]
But there's nothing to cite to refute other than your fanon, because that's bullshit. Celestia moves the Sun, Luna moves the Moon, period.
>>
Human and pony are looking at your argument in bewilderment

Why would they kill eachother with their neat stuff when they can share their neat stuff instead?

Pony asks you to help her with her military campaign against the changelings
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>>14462541
No Celestia can move the sun. The show says so so shut up.
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>>14462564
>The show says so so shut up.
Anon is a secondary that relys on his fanon.
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>>14462561
>>14462564
>believing her lies

It's "The Sun", not "any sun" anyways, so she can't do shit against earth.
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>>14462562
I want to be pony's friend but I don't want to murder bugs
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I hope Twilight moves a planetary mass in S4

Displays of power are always cool
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>>14462562
THE CHANGELINGS ARE AT OUR DOOR
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>>14462387
Magic must defeat Magic didn't you watch Jackie Chan adventures?
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>>14462541
>moon bombardment
So their goal is to just kill themselves?
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>>14462577
>a pony who's special talent is the sun can't handle all the suns
okay, whatever
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>>14462544
The point is they can destroy Earth with a swing of the horn.

>>14462577
>It's "The Sun", not "any sun" anyways, so she can't do shit against earth.
>muh Fanon
If you're going to be retarded, her cutie mark is a star. Fuck off.
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>>14462582
AAAAAH
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>>14462564
Logic kind of contradicts the show here

if celestia was moving the sun their system would be so fucked up they wouldn't have annual meteor showers
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>>14462592
>the sun
Sounds like the name of their star which is pretty specific.
In other words, no.
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pony just wanted to know if you would play hyperspace hyperwars with her

now she's not so sure, you've been at this tirade for minutes
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>>14462599
>Logic kind of contradicts the show here
Logic doesn't apply, it's fucking magic.

>>14462601
Secondaries, I...
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>>14462595
>>14462592
If you want to be all "literal word of the show" in a scenario that's fanon to the core, her special talent is raising the sun, it says so in the show, not moving the sun any which way she wants

Raising the sun

Not crashing the sun into the planet
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pony was assimilated by the borg.

would you join the collective to be with pony?
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>>14462199
J-JESUS
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>>14462601
I was referring to the stamp on her ass

kind of like how Applejack doesn't solely grow red apples
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>>14462617
an image vector is a god? that is strange
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>>14462577
Okay. Fine. Pull bullshit out of your ass so humans don't die instantly. Have fun against Discord. Oh wait you don't exist anymore.

>>14462599
Dude they are magical talking colorful ponies that have magic that can transmute elements, create matter out of nothing, move the moon to a few miles away from earth with no consequences and have time fucking travel.
Logic has been dead for a while.
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>>14462555
We're talking about PCs, steamboxes are hardly "master race" due to being locked to a specific hardware and a specific OS.

I believe that the 400$ models will only be able to run modern games at low, with low framerates, so essentially you're buying a console that relies purely on the steam library.
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>>14462607
>secondaries, I

"the sun" is "the sun", not "stars"
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>>14462611
No, we have our own collective.
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>>14462428
The idea we're just weird assholes is pretty good.
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>>14462610
>If you want to be all "literal word of the show" in a scenario that's fanon to the core, her special talent is raising the sun, it says so in the show, not moving the sun any which way she wants
So you're retarded?
She could tidally lock earth and fuck it over.
You're the one who mentioned crashing shit.
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>>14462624
>discord

Can enjoy his ravaged planet, we're moving after the orbital bombardment before he can figure out what we are or where we came from
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>>14462624
Discord was defeated by rainbows, your argument is invalid.
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>>14462635
Raising the sun, not stopping the earth

It says so in the show: raising the sun
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>>14462633
It's funny because it's true.
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what if superheroes vs. ponies
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>The legend narrated in the first episode tells that Celestia raises the sun, and that she had raised the moon and stars in her sister's absence.
GG no RM. Celestia is pretty much omnipotent over the galaxy.
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>>14462636
>Controls physics itself and the most basic laws of the universe.
>couldn't just snap his fingers before you could do anything.
Oh also we have orbital bombardment now. Cool.
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>>14462629
but your collective lacks pone

we have pony.
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pony is powerful but not omniscient

shoot celestia first

then twilight and luna in that order
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>>14462647
>spin the sun so that it's locked with Earth
Are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>14462651
b-but muh retard head canon
she's a liar
down with tyrantlestia
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>>14462653
Discord has to see it to know its coming

And who says he can even interact with objects outside of the atmosphere?
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ITT: Did you even watch the show?
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>>14462658
>humanity allies itself with the changelings
>they already defeated the sun monarch once
We'd be unstoppable.
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>>14462663
see >>14462402

I don't think it's too crazy of an assumption to say Luna would have authorization to send a message
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>>14462675
I'm starting to forget things as we go on

I don't even remember a lot of the S3 episode names
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>human vs pony
>pony suddenly losses a lot of pony's ability
>Also pony can't use Discord because I said so
>or Discord suddenly isn't the embodyment of chaos and can be hurt by weapons, again because I said so
>also humans have interstelar travel and/or portals again because I said so
>Humans win
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I THINK THAT YOU'RE RATHER UNIQUE
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>>14462663
This. You people act like they're literal gods.

see
>>14462678

They've been defeated before.
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>>14462687

see >>14462424
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HOW WILL YOU FIGHT PONY WHEN PONY ISN'T REAL, HUH?

WHAT, YOU THINK PONY IS REAL? YOU THINK HUMANS CAN EXIST IN EQUESTRIA? COOL HEADCANONS LOSER

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

PONY: 1
HUMAN: 0
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>>14462649
but kryptonian's weakness is magic
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>>14462692
So in other words the two worlds just plain never meet and none of this ever happens is what you're saying.
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>>14462703
#OWNED
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Pony says she already ate but you're welcome to find something in the fridge for yourself.
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>>14462705
We should get superheroes

pony has discord
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>>14462678
we should all realize that all life is meaningless to the machine
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>>14462720
>tfw pony is talking to you again
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>>14462636
>>14462647
>>14462653
>>14462624
>>14462674
>>14462692
One gets the distinct impression you lot are the EXACT same fuckers who were posting about tigers last night.
If you guys could simply keep posting as you are, but with less seriousness and name calling, that's be shiny.
I'd appreciate it anyway.
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>>14462731
I FUCKING LOVE THE NECRON
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>>14462697
what's breaking canon about it
a copy of the spell exists in the library
I don't think it's too absurd to assume pony can handle basic cryptography
she'd just need a few trustworthy unicorns to learn the spell and not use it unless ordered to
she runs a magic school, I think she could put it together
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>>14462728
Yeah but our superheros sometimes are retarded fucks and other times they don't have abilities they had some previous issues because then they would save the day quickly and instantly.
Why are they suddenly retarded fucks or have amnesia? Who cares, they just do.
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>>14462740
There is literally no namecalling in any of those posts.
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I want to ride a pony.
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>>14462731
>newcrons
>what if there were these humans but they lived near a shitty star and eventually turned into robots
>eldar
>what if there were these humans but they weren't fucking retarded, just a little retarded
>orcs
>what if there were these humans but they were all americans
>tau
>what if there were these humans but they were all marxists
>imperium
>what if there were these humans but they were all retarded just like they are now

lol scifi
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>>14462740
Guys
what if 1 billion lions vs all the pokem I mean vs all the ponies?
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War with pony and human is out of character for both pony and human, and you're retarded for considering it
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>>14462770
I want to ride a flying pony
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>>14462772
Fluttershy tames 1 billion lions

but they kill and eat everything anyway because it's fucking 1 billion lions
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>>14462771
more like british science fiction
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>>14462772
>one pony with lion taming cutie mark
>or just Fluttershy
Lionss loose
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>>14462781
Maybe for pony, but for human?
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>>14462784
>Fluttershy is the new queen of the lion empire
>"My liege, shall we march on the dogs next?"
>"Um, if you want to, I mean, that wouldn't be very nice, I guess, can we just take naps instead?"
>"Right away."
>mass napping
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>>14462781
>out of character for humans
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>this thread
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Why you're retarded

HFY!
>Magic

"m-muh MIRVs" Yeah good luck trying to hit something that just created a magical net and pinpointed your MIRVs due to MAGIC, no need to argue with it IT'S MAGIC.
MAGIC
MAGIC
MAGIC

PFY!
>Advanced weaponry
>Physics

Pony would immediately lose on Earth, Celestia does not control this sun and our physics are completely different, pony magic might not even work on earth.
So if pony somehow ended up on Earth through some transdimensional hole and declared war, pony would wiped out quickly.
No, EQG doesn't take place on this Earth, it takes place on a cartoony-world with pastel colored humans.

>Discord
Different universe.
Discord is a Java programmer and this universe is made with C++.
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>>14462804
>then all the other ponies kill the lions because they are like 1 billion and nothing could sustain them
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>>14462801
Modern humans have only ever declared war when other humans hoarded resources they wanted, were very, very mean to other humans, or were determined to kill them first.

Pony thinks sharing is caring and that everyone should be nice. Pony and human would get along very well.

Nuclear weapons are too expensive to waste on horses that will gladly sell you gems for cheap
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>>14460423

Fluttercorn.
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>>14462781
I don't see it at all. War has been a part of human history since the dawn of civilization, and Ponies are shown to have an army of some sort, which I believe they would use in self-defense.
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>>14462814
Sounds about right. Different dimensions different rules.
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>>14462771
>Orcs
>Americans

Nigga that's the Catachan. Just a big, dumb, burly horde of Rambo clones.
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>>14462814
>pony magic might not even work on earth.
EqG
Magic works even in a world without magic
Sorry
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>>14462814
NOT EVERY PONY CAN USE SUPER MEGA EXTREME MAGIC, YOU FUCKFENCE

TWILIGHT BEING GOOD AT MAGIC IS A PLOT POINT.
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>>14462762
sorry, should have linked
>>14462667
>>14462666
>>14462635
>>14462595
Actually, now I have to point out specific instances, they're all "retard." What's up with that?

If somebody out there is getting a bunch of (You)'s from this post, they're not being very civil.
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>>14462820
>nuclear weapons are too expensive to waste
bullshit, he have so many lying around, it actually costs us more to not use them
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>>14462820
>Modern humans have only ever declared war when other humans hoarded resources they wanted, were very, very mean to other humans, or were determined to kill them first.
I think you're going to be in for a surprise in the next 20 years.
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>>14462827
>eqg
>earth

next you're going to say that ponies are horses instead of marshmallow ponies
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>>14462834
Did you happen to realize that you're the only one to reply to two of those posts?

I understand that you don't like the discussion, but stop acting like we're nothing but shitposters.
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>>14462827
Please read the rest of the post
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>>14462827
That wasn't Earth. This is Earth.
That was some freaky abomination world.
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>>14462827
>EqG
>Earth
Tell us more about your candy colored skin, Anon.
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>>14462814
Pony has to know what a MIRV is and why they should avoid it first

If humans fire the first shot and make that shot a nuke in canterlot while every princess but cadence is present, ponies are fucked.

Stalemate that results in every other race in ponyworld being wiped out as collateral otherwise
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>>14462842
>>14462857
>>14462859
>that brony denial
lel
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>>14462854
>>14462857
>>14462859


Point is that we're making ourselves special little unique snowflakes where magic doesn't work because we said so.

That they went to a different dimension that DIDN'T HAVE MAGIC AND MAGIC STILL WORKED.
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>>14462867
Okay so why does it take place on this earth?
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>>14462867
>pretending to be retarded because you can't argue anymore

top kek
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>>14462872
>didn't have magic
It obviously did if it worked.
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>>14462884
so then who's to say that magic isn't real in our world and we just don't know how it works?
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>>14462872
>because we said so

Are you fucking doing magic over thee, anon?

>didn't have magic but did
no
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>>14462862
BATMAN WITH PREP TIME VS EQUESTRIA
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>>14462814
Shitty secondary applying equally shitty fanon.
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JACKIE CHAN WITH A BABY VS. EQUESTRIA AND HE DOESN'T WANT TROUBLE
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>>14462853
2/4 ain't nothing.
I don't mind the discussion, I just don't like people getting upset about it. Ironic, I guess.
>>
pony wants you to bring the wubs
>>
PONY WOULD NOT WANT TO KILL OR CONQUER YOU
YOUR LEADER WOULD NOT WANT TO KILL OR CONQUER PONY UNLESS YOU LIVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST OR THE FUCKED UP PART OF AFRICA. IF YOU DO, EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE THREATENING YOUR LEADER BECAUSE EQUESTRIANS ARE FRIENDLY, ROLLING IN GEMS, AND WILLING TO HELP ANYONE THAT ASKS.

YOU'RE ALL SECONDARIES
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>>14462916
THERE WOULDN'T BE A FIGHT AND THE BABY WOULD BE WELL CARED FOR
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>>14462931
WHY CAN'T WE ALL TAKE A PAGE FROM JACKIE CHAN
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>Pony face when we write their universe
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MY DICK VS. EQUESTRIA
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>>14462834
Three of those posts were mine.
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>>14462930
I just want to migrate and possibly convert
what the fuck is a secondary
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>>14462946
>THEY ARE ALL SLUTS
>AND THEY WANT MY DICK
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>>14462946
WRITE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE
PONYLAND IS OURS
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>>14462953
Someone who makes up idiotic fanfiction shit and ignores canon.
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>>14462930
>implying secondaries can't start wars
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Terror
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AND THEN OBAMA AND CELESTIA HAD SLOPPY MAKE OUT SESSIONS.
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>>14462814
>Discord is a Java programmer and this universe is made with C++.

So he'd be just fine fucking us up
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>>14462946
>they are constantly in estrus
>and human dick is the best way to satisfy their needs because males are 1 in 10
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>>14462960
>Human war with equestria
>Meghan lifts her pen
>Puts it to paper
>"...and then, the ponies wo"
>Punched in the face by Matt Ward
>Matt ward whips out his pen
>puts it to paper
>"rked as hard as they could to muster a resistance, but ultimately failed. The horse xenos surrendered to the might of the ultramarines before their heretical world was cleansed by the might of man"
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>>14462994
Celestia was shamed out of office and then banished for dating a black man
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>>14462994
But Obama's a hack.
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>>14462964
Like the people that think this war would happen in the first place

>Humans are aggressive now? Weird but alright, fine
>[portal destruction intensifies]
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>>14463005
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Pony really wants anon to stop taking her hostage and surrender peacefully.
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>>14463005
ward would win
he gets paid to write.
meghan is only paid to write because she is the cheapest whore
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>>14463034
I thought this was a date
we're in the middle of a restaurant
pony can leave if she wants but I would appreciate if she stopped making a scene
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>>14463034
Luna please, I ain't surrendering until you surrender THAT ASS.
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>>14462995
Please do not turn this into a /g/ thing, because C++ is more complex than Java and Discord got defeated by a bunch of magical ponies despite being a reality bender.
If magic existed in this world and there was a reality bender living, you'd think he'd get defeated by ponies?
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>>14463046
No, anon, a storage building filled with guns surrounded by bat guards isn't a restaurant. But pony COULD leave when she wants.
>>
Pony and Human get high together.
>>
(favorite pony) and you are now a superhero team

please visit:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random yo receive your powers. You first, then pony.
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>>14463069
Pony is raping me with her pony privilege

This is only to make it fair
>>
Java is a shit language
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>>14463064
if those ponies had a magical super-weapon I suspect they would defeat the reality bender
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>>14463085
>their magical super weapon is rainbows
lame
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>>14463081
>me and celestia
>divine empowerment
>weak force manipulation
>Users of this power will gain the ability to control the Weak Force. It is believed to be the reason our Sun can provide us with energy.

2perfect
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>>14463092
ur mom
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>>14463081
Me: Helicopter Propulsion
Fluttershy: The power to take on the form of others worst fear.

O-oh
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>>14463069
why is pony so racist
bat guards are good for security at night and diamond dogs are always raiding my gun collection
which is silly because I've been giving the guns away freely
I'm bringing the 2nd amendment to Equestria
I thought pony was interested in my program
why is she suddenly backing out now?
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>>14463081
I can create things from tools to living constructs to buildings out of blood. The edgiest power there is.

BUT PONY HAS THE POWER TO BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE AND CURSE THEM

OH FUCK CAN I BE A SUPERVILLAIN TEAM
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>>14463085
Pony can't use friendship as a weapon against a band of humans. It would only make them mightier.
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>>14463048
Blue pony ain't ever surrendering. Neither is anon's dick, though.
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>>14463081
>me
>Indexing

>Fluttershy
>Melancholy Manipulation

Guess we can make the whole world depressed
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>>14463108
>resurrect dead and then curse them

With the same success you can spent a year on super-amazing knotting product with super-complex-pattern and then tear it apart.

Fucking autism.
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>>14463081
>My Elemental Blade Construction + Celestia's Combat Invisibility

pretty sure we could team up and stop >>14463108
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>>14463081
Well shit, I got this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Invisibility
>Power to become invisible in sand. Variation of Elemental Invisibility.
>The user can become invisible when in/on/touching sand.

Pony gets:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Exoskeleton
>The user can form armor around their body or a shape it from matter or energy for protection and physical boost. With training, the user could shape the armor into new forms for weapons, transportation, even constructs of the element.

Well shit, we the elementals yo.
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>>14463081
>me
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Embodiment

>Applejack
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Inducement

...Should I be laughing? Because I am.
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>>14463081
>Me and Rarity
>Heresy Inducement
Sweet.
>Error Reparation
>The user can undo any error one has committed and wipe away any mistake a user feels they have made. This ability allows the user to undo mistakes in movements or actions such as destroying something necessary or causing damage to another. >Users can also undo events they have caused which they view as mistakes.
I really don't think Rarity should have that power. I really really think Rarity shouldn't have that power.
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>>14463081
>Shadow Breath
I need to get back into shape to use a lung-based power.
>Jolt Inducement
I hope Trixie's clever enough to use this well.
>>
White pony wants you to know you made her wet.
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>>14463138
So I'm basically like this motherfucker.

Wonderful.
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>>14463160
>Rarity with that power

haah
waaw
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>>14463160
>Heresy Inducement
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>>14463169
which white pony?
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>>14463151
>hfw
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>>14463081
>Illusion Manipulation
Oh boy I can't wait to get destroyed by some intermediate magic user who's like "heh, fuck you" and destroy my ass with a PK storm.

Literally any power that isn't onimpentency would get destroyed by pure, raw, magic power.

>Super magic shield
Oh what's that? Pain Illusion? Can't feel a thing!
Brainwashing? I think my brain's pretty clean, thanks for the offer though!

Oh watch out for that giant black void consuming you.
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>>14463160
>Heresy Inducement
>The user can induce heretical thoughts into others to totally disobey their own faith or religion and embrace a darker path
Nigga if you don't defeat you supervillans by making them fuck each other you have failed at everything
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>>14463129
I'm envisioning the cursing as a mind-controlling kinda cursing.
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>>14463181
obviously some oc
they're aren't any canon white mares
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>>14463169
too busy running away laughing to care

HUMANITY PREVAILS AGAIN
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>>14463151
Shit nigga, I want Nightmare Embodiment.
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>>14463081
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Error_Reparation
okay, its alright

>Cadance
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creation
what the fuck
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>>14463180
Oh sorry what? Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over how much you love xeno pony scum.
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>>14463160
>heresy inducement
There goes the mane six. Turning Twilight against Celestia, oh boy.
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>>14463211
Do you like dicks, rediv?
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>>14463211
That's how she made the Crystal Empire, dood
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>>14463211
>chrysalis reveals herself
>cadance just throws her into a realm of nothingness
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>>14463081
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Equality

>Twilight Sparkle
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Aura
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>>14463081
>Lust Manipulation
>Flammable Secretions

awwwwww snap
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>>14463215
I miss chip sometimes
>>
I'm going to marry Cheerilee!
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>>14463169
>tfw pony is talking to you again
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>>14463220
Why would I corrupt the main six? I'd corrupt the villains to be good.
Chrysalis? Nurse for the old pony home in Ponyville.
Resurrected Sombra? He loves to take care of that sheep farm thing in the Cristal empire
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>>14463081
Mummy Physiology
>powers of being undead with ability to be whatever look i want to look like and have no undead weaknesses
okay
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation
>god
well fuck, i wish i was god. so i am not a pet for pony
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>>14463237
Congrats! Me and my Wife Twilight will be glad to come to the wedding.
>>
mind control/mind manipulation scares the absolute shit out of me.
>>
Remember when Twilight had anxiety
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>>14463237
not if I marry her first!
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>>14463183
I'd imagine she'd be very popular with the barren. And save thousands of bits on stud fees, since she can basically just insert a baby into a cow or sheep.
>>14463211
Hey red.
Surprise, you're pregnant.
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>>14463234
He settled down with his autistic changeling waifu and was corrupted into a broodmare in his sleep.

just as planned
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>>14463244
But it's "heresy inducement.". Emphasis on "darker path."
>>
Big white pony is trying to do very lewd things to you.
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>>14463081

Me:
>Almighty Replication
>The power to replicate the omni-powers of any entity automatically gaining their status.

Pony:
>Geokinetic Invisibility
>Power to become invisible in earth. Variation of Elemental Invisibility. The user can become invisible when in/on/touching earth.

So pony and I can go peeping on people/other ponies? Sweet.
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>>14463081
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_Embodiment
I'm not fully sure how powerful that is, though it does seem like it would be up there, but it does seem like a nice counterpart to this other one.

>Twilight Sparkle
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanity_Theft
May be useful for making villains lose their composure, but I doubt Twilight would ever like using it. Healing from my ability could help the victims and Twilight out afterwards.
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>>14463265
Yeah but in the end it's a matter of perspective.
What if they see being good as the darker path?
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did you get the power you wanted?
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Hey amerifats, there was another mass shooting

No other country with readily available guns does this. Are you fighting over ponies? Shootings have gone up since MLP:FIM started airing so I'm going to guess you're fighting over ponies.
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>>14463223
do you even know me
>>14463228
im laughing, this is incredible
>>14463257
with what. anon with what
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>>14463081
How about instead of becoming superhero team with pony, you arrive anywhere on their entire planet with the power you receive and can now go on to do anything you want.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Mutilation
>With this ability, the user can inflict an enormous level of agonizing damage to the soul of an opponent which not only damages the spiritual being of a opponent, but their physical form as well. The damage this ability deals out to the soul is permanent and may kill another living being with, potentially destroying the victims soul in the process.

Yep. I'm a fucking villain now.
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>>14463081
Me:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Manipulation
>no more cis scum anywhere

Dash:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Somatosensory_Imprint

So dash can touch people so we can track them down later and fuck with their identity, I guess.
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>>14463267
shining armor pls
you're married
unless she's cool with it then I guess it's okay
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>>14463256
Race you to the alter!
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>>14463300
CONGRATULATIONS

IT'S AN ABOMINATION
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>>14463201

I want to make a metal supersoaker with a fixed lighter on the end so I can mix up some soap and gasoline to spray on ants and shit.
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>>14463293
I didn't
I didn't get the pony I wanted either
how long am I supposed to wait for delivery?
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>>14463309
too late. Already married her. You snooze you lose.
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>>14463305
Anon doesn't know who Shining Armor is
Big white pony has wings and a horn and has pretty hair.
Big white pony wants to mount anon.
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>>14463300
Applejack's Pregnancy Inducement.
So you're full of everything. Babies out the wazoo.
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>>14463320
Snowflake, nooooooo
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>>14463302
>fucking with people's identities

why am I laughing so hard
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>>14463320
big white pony's going to buy me a drink first, right?
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>>14463334
fluttershy
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>>14463320
Getting kinda...personal space invade-y there white pony.
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>>14463322
>AJ won't stop fucking impregnating you from afar
>in the news: Ponyville's population spontaneously sextupled over one day!
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>>14463300
>do you even know me
Why do I need to know you to ask a honest question?
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>>14463334
Who is unwashed Twilight?
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>tfw you want to talk to pony
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>>14463334
it's fluttershy right?
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>>14463334
WHO IS FLUTTERSHY
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>>14463337
White pony already took anon to the spa, so she doesn't think anything else is truly necessary

>>14463341
White pony really needs the relief, especially after anon has been teasing her for some time.
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>>14463360
that works for me
pony's going to use a lot of lube right?
she sounds big and I'm very sensitive
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>>14463341
pony wants it.
pony mind controls you into loving it
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I don't get why Fluttershy is the one who's gassy

If anything, it should be Applejack. Apples do nasty things to a pony's stomach
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>>14463360
>especially after anon has been teasing her for some time
WHAT
SINCE WHEN
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Post a picture of your dog

And tell us which pony your dog is most like

Then go to bed hugging your dog imagining that they're that pony
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I miss TAW.
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I really wish the drugfag would leave
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Pony just called you a cracker.

What do?
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When's the last time a person like >>14463004 dropped into this thread since moving to /mlp/?
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>>14463385
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pony brought you some weed
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>>14463379
>walking around
>looking at her behind
>touching her soft neither regions
>smelling nice
you started it
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>>14463385
call pony a racist
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>>14463391
>pych 101
>I'm 5
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>>14463385
call pony a mud horse
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>>14463391
Well no one has pretended to be a professional on the subject that I can remember, and it happens very rarely. Much more common is someone from MLPG calling us all bronies and faggots and retards.
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>>14463397
DAKARA HI HI HI
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>>14463370
Pony won't use lube, but anon might. Pony is very gentle, even in heat.

>>14463379
Pony talks about the many years prior where anon was constantly grabbing on to her rump and sniffing her backside and whatnot.
Of course, that never happened. I think.
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Let's be honest here, the most powerful being in Equestria right now after Discord is Cadence.
Her special talent is casting a very very accurate want it needed it spell.

Elements of Harmony? Oh sorry Twilight and her friends love her.
Celestia and Luna. Love her too.
Really if Cadence wasn't such a dumb slut the S3 premier would have ended in the first 3 minutes after Cadence and SA reached the empire. Why? Oh just that now Sombra loves Cadence and it's her willing slave.

You have a waifu? Yeah it's Cadence because she wanted that.
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>>14463400
All I've ever done is feel her wings and
>touch fluffy tail

I couldn't help myself.
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>>14463397
Stop
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>>14463425
also talking about how you can last 3 minutes.

that is like an eternity to pony
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>>14463412
/mlp/ usually taking all the hits from people like that is what made me curious. I doubt any of them would care to post something like that in here with the whole board out there.
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>>14463397
Cool. Anyone else coming?
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>>14463314
>>14463322
i guess i have to make another one
>>14463347
i love dicks anon
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>>14463421
>You have a waifu? Yeah it's Cadence because she wanted that.

Just as planned.
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>>14463421
>Let's be honest here, the most powerful being in Equestria right now after Discord is Cadence.
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>>14463421
The first pony I'm taking out when I get to Equestria is Cadance.
Her power absolutely creeps me the fuck out.`
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>>14463453
Do you love my dick?
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>>14463468
>tfw didn't realize that's a gif and now the reaction is wrong
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>>14463453
Well I guess that's pret-
>wings
SOLD
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>>14463468
>she doesn't cast a love spell on you because humans are ugly
>bullets are faster than magic
>like anyone knows what guns do anyways
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Draw requests?
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>>14463453
>i love dicks anon
But you are bisexual, right?
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>"Is that it?"
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>>14463483
Scotaloo in a Wonderbolts cadet uniform listening to Dash dressed up in Spitfire's Wonderbolt Academy uniform
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>>14463488
Yes that's my entire opinion on the video game industry as of now.
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>>14463468
You know what to do and how to do it, anon.
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>>14463483
Celestia's big butt

both cutiemarks
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>>14463483
Celestia and Twilight kissing (hot)
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>>14463483
Octavia cum inflation
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>>14463483
Celestia getting WPSHH'd
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>>14463483
Octavia cum implosion
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>>14463468
>You've snuck in to the castle and located Cadence in her private chamber
>you raise your princess-slaying golden deagle and take aim
>the gun glows pink and floats out of your hands
>Cadence turns, smiles and asks for you to identify yourself
>your identity slips away from you and you've forgotten what you came to do
>you tell her your her biggest fan and you just wanted to tell her how great she is
>she offers you a position in her crystal guard
>you're thrilled at the chance to serve the pretty princess
>she presides over your marriage to a cute crystal mare and you live happily ever after
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>>14463483
Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW Micro Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
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Pony tasted human blood
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>>14463519
But humans can't be effected by love magic.

Humans have no love in their cold, black hearts.
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>>14463519
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>>14463482
Well see the only reason that would happen is because she's a dumb slut but then none of the previous things would have happened.

If she was smart, she'd enslave every being in Equestria. Maybe except Discord because Discord isn't affected or some shit. Anyway she'd enslave everyone and order them to capture any new person/alien/whatever that pops in Equestria so she can also enslave them.

So really right now she isn't a threat and it wouldn't be a problem for Anon to kill her now before it's too late.
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>>14463519
I'd be down for this.
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>>14463519
This is highly improbable

How would cadence know that a gun is a threat? Or that anon was a threat? Why wouldn't anon just shell her tower while she slept or something?
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>>14463483
rarity facesitting fluttershy
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>>14463530
Rediv pls
Those gifs are almost as bad as :^)
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>>14463514
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>>14463397
>Homestuck cutie mark
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>>14463519
see
>>14463493

There's a reason we put scopes on these things.
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>>14463533
because anon is a loser that jerks off to losing all sense of responsibility and agency as a way of compensating for his beta status

just like you're a loser that jerks off to having a heightened sense of power to compensate for your beta status

you two should fuck
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>>14463533
where did anon get a deagle of princess-slaying?
how did anon sneak in to a princess's castle?
what would a princess of love do to anyone she caught aiming a strange device at her while she supposed to be alone?

any sort of human on pony interaction is highly improbable
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You know there was this stupid fanfiction about Twilight and Cadence being worried about them loosing the ones they loved because they are alicorns and are immortal. So they go to confront Celestia and ask her why would she curse them with such an existence.

And Celestia just laughs at them and says that it's really funny that they think they are immortal too like her and Luna.
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>>14463541
sent ;)
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>>14463483
Peppermint Twist
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>>14463550
again, see
>>14463493
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>>14463519
And now for what actually happens
>Not a complete retard, going up against a princess
>Learn magic for a good three months just in case, especially the magic of illusion
>Walk up to Cadence
>Shoot her in the head
>Say "huh, that was easier than I though"

That or just improvised explosives around castle.

Anon I never felt nor want to feel like to be in love and Cadance would be technically mind-raping ponies so I'd be morally just
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Pony got into the trash again
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>>14463562
What happened to you?
You used to draw more
You used to be nice
Now your just annoying
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>>14463533
>Why wouldn't anon just shell her tower while she slept or something?
her husband is the ultimate shieldmaker and she's no slouch herself

>>14463547
you can put a scope on a desert eagle but I don't think you'd be able to shoot that far that accurately
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>>14463568
She ends up being no better than Sombra in the end.
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>>14463572
anon I just drew, two nights in a row
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>>14463569
Why is the condom so small?
Also have you ever seen a bat? They don't have cat eyes.
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Anon is a soldier ordered by the changelings to assassinate the princess. Shining armor's shield is down because he's convinced that it's peacetime and that shield is hard to keep up.

They gave him a few rockets instead of a deagle because deagles are dumb and not as effective as rockets. Anon wins, but shining armor survives and swears vengeance.

The changelings say anon is on his own now that they've installed their cadence replacement (she "miraculously survived with a last minute spell" and shining armor is too busy hunting anon.

Anon eventually dies by shining armor, shining armor eventually dies by changeling, changeling dies by FRIENDSHIP BEAMU, equestria is better off for it
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>>14463591
but you haven't drawn three nights in a row
why do you hate us so
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>>14463591
You should do more dragons.

Dragons are always good.
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>>14463622
scaliefags pls go
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>>14463640
anon pls

What's not to like about dragons.
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>>14463642
you're fat you fat fuck
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you have two choices

you can marry your least favourite pony in equestria
or you can marry a furry abomination with the personality of your waifu on earth

do you hate your least favourite pone enough?
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>>14463653
How furry abomination is the furry abomination?
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>>14463653
HELL YES

EAT SHIT CELESTIAFAGS
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Pony is looking at you very lewdly
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>>14463660
Very.
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>>14463597
these aren't bats though, they are pone bat
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>>14463666
How lewd we talking here?
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>>14463666
is he going to let me touch his junk or is he all talk
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>>14463653
how abomination is the furry?
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>>14463666
unf
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>>14463660
>>14463690
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>>14463680
Incredibly lewd.
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Pony says to get out of the way, they're trying to give a lewd look to that pony behind you.
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>>14463653
I don't have a least favorite pony.

Also:
>implying I can't divorce her
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>>14463676
>>14463705
I'll take neither
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>>14463653
I don't even waifu her but I'd marry this sort of furry abomination
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>>14463705
no thanks, i would marry twist if it that was my option
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>>14463712
Oh goodness.

I would, softly and lovingly.
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>>14463723
>no thanks, i would marry twist if it that was my option
Cya, I'll be killing you in Equestria if you break her heart.
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>>14463726
Pony tells you it's a trap

cuzz you never gon' get out of that cuddle
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>>14463726
but if pony cums with you, your penis gets burned
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>>14463705
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>>14463736
>implying I'd ever want to
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>>14463735
>implying i wouldn't straighten her hair
>implying i wouldn't correct her lisp
>implying i wouldn't make her waifu material

i will cum in her while calling you on your phone
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>>14463720
BACK TO HELL WITH YOU DEMON
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>>14463746
>phone
Lol wut
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>>14463742
Pony asks you ifshe has centipedes, in HER vagina?

You tell her it's more likely than you can think.
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>>14463763
u wot
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>>14463719
>>14463723
Choose!
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>>14463759
>not building phone for pone
what are you some sort of faggot that would come to equestria and not bring technology that would better their lives?

what you wouldn't bring them the joys of a combustion engine?
no inoculations to help them live longer?

it's like you hate pone
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>>14463769
I refuse.
What'cha gonna do, busta?
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>>14463769
i choose my least favorite pone

just to make faggot who likes twist mad as i show her the best time in the world
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>>14463783
Eh, nothing I guess.
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>>14463779
Shit, I ain't sharing tech with them. That belongs to humanity. Race traitor.
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You can sleep with a blonde or a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.
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>>14463792
is it true that all red heads are gushers
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>>14463779
Lel how much information are you going to bring?
You want to rape the Equestrian landscape with technology?
Ponies working in mines and factories?
Sounds like we'll have a problem regardless of Twist.
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>>14463783
>What's wrong with you all of a sudden, anon?
>I thought you would love me no matter what I looked like
>But it turns out you're a shallow, disloyal jerk
>I-I need some time alone
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>>14463800
You ain't my waifu and you ain't my foe
Suck my dick and call me a hoe
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What if twist grows up to be >>14463792
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>>14463799
Ponies already have 19th century tech and work in mines and factories idiot

DYEWTS

Modern tech would reduce the strain on their resources because it doesn't require shitload of iron
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>>14463799
modern tech would reduce their death and suffering
it would bring about a silver age and make life fun
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>>14463821
Life is already fun for the ponies, they don't need iPhones.
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>>14463792
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>>14463826
but it would be more fun
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>>14463813
Nigga Ponyville, a backwater village, has arcades. Pony is at least in the 70's
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>>14463813
There is no way you could bring all the technical knowledge required for modern technology, let alone explain it to the ponies or convince them they should adopt it.
Even if you could, building the infrastructure would take longer than you'd be alive.
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>>14463834
>>14463834
>dating schizo tech in a kids show that's either all over the place because dumb writers, post apocalyptic, or in a world that humans influenced
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>>14463705
Nope. I'm sure I'll like getting railed by Blueblood once I stop bleeding
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>>14463842
>secondary fanon
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>>14463841
Your average CE/EE graduate could probably build a basic, but better than twilight's magical EEG machine, computer if you let him take some basic shit like a multimeter and an encyclopedia of electronics with him
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>>14463841
Rediscovering human technology with Twilight would be fun.
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>>14463855
>implying the laws of physics are the same
>implying any of your technology would work
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>>14463851
We all know that

> all over the place because dumb writers

is true because it's a fucking cartoon, but your attitude is dumb

>Stop speculating!

If we do that, it's time to close down MLPG. There's not enough in MLP to talk about without making up fanons because it's a simplistic kids show
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>>14463865
>teleport to equestria
>explode because your atoms don't fit together right
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I got the heart of a lion.

And the wings of a bat.
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>>14463865
>implying you couldn't just draw an ipad with your godly human powers or write new laws of physics
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>>14463855
Even shit like basic relays takes some damn industry to make, busta. You need to have iron smelters and factories retooled to create very thin coils and you need adequate power sources to power a ~4200 colossus.
That takes some time. It would take at least 30 years to get together.
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>>14463873
I got the heart of a blue whale and the wings of a prehistoric bird with a very large wingspan
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>>14463877
30 years in a world where there's nothing to do except to talk to what is probably the most boring species to ever exist or deal with the complete retards and malicious predators that surround them?

Shit. Forget the industry and start making resistors by hand, you have time to kill.
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>>14463792
I prefer my grown up twist to be matronly
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>>14463842
Anon it's in the show and it's not called a animation error. They have arcades, which means 70s
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derpy is sad
how do you cheer her up?
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>>14463877
>Relay
>hard
All you need is wire and the ability to machine iron and copper

Both of which are canon
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>>14463892
She won't be matronly unless you make her a mother.
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>>14463877
This is why you find ponies who can manufacture that kind of stuff with magic.
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Twist is sooooo cute
http://i.imgur.com/kP7bgZw.png
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>>14463896
Just be there for a hug.

>>14463569
slut
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>>14463892
If I wanted a chunky redhead I'd marry Sugar.
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>>14463893
>writers throw whatever in because a consistent level of technological development doesn't matter in a show about friendship
>they have steam engines and arcades
>they work by candlelight and use quills
>it's all fucking magic
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>>14463905
that's not twist but that pony is cute as fuck
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>>14463910
They have electric lights since the first episode.
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>>14463897
And a bunch of willing workers to assemble them.
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>>14463909
sugar doesn't exist retart
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>>14463892
That's gross!
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>>14463898
It's too good of a deal to pass up!
It also needs to be drawn more

>>14463920
YOU'RE GROSS
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>>14463917
She exists as much as any other cartoon pony does.
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>>14463914
They have both

They use whatever's appropriate for the scene's atmosphere. They as in the writers. Equestria isn't a detailed sci-fi setting, and will never be unless price gets on the show staff and goes full brony.
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Twist-a-loo is best filly.
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>>14463930
Both of those numbers are 2-3 digits larger than they deserve.
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>>14463939
Point is that pony has both electric lights and arcades. Also tanks. End of story.
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>>14463947
Don't forget those fireflies trapped in glass cages that the Unicorns use in Canterlot.
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>>14463944
if she is so great, then why was she removed for being offensive?
liberal PC nonsense can't have an offensive girl on screen
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>>14463963
"ditzy" is more offensive than "derpy"
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>>14463963
>if she is so great, then why was she removed for being offensive?
[citation needed]
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>>14463978
>being THIS new
holyshit
I feel old
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>>14463982
I'm pretty sure that shit was just speculation.
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>>14463978
she isn't in S3
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>>14463916
I'm pretty sure that's what wages are for

It probably wouldn't take 20 unicorns a year to build a tabulator from scratch
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>>14463986
but she has like 5 appearances in MMC. And she was one of the ponies in the crowd in Magic Duel
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>>14463988
And where do you get wages?
Nowhere. Nobody's gonna just fund research for the sake of research. You'll have to do business. Start small, make a small solo utility shop, then build a manufacture once you get the money. Climb up the ladder and make factories to sell your wares, and then you can finally dedicate a portion of your production to relays and related electronics to make the first computer.
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>Derpy censored in The Last Roundup
>eyes are fully crossed in Equestria Girls
Consistency!
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>>14463997
i didn't see twist in any of that
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>>14464020
Oh shit I was a retard. I though we were talking about Derpy. Sorry.
I'll go commit Sudoku to restore my honor.
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>lisp is offensive
No.
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>>14464012
>Nobody's gonna just fund research for the sake of research

THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
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>>14464036
>Twilight purposefully embezzles funds for useless "research"
>economic collapse comes shortly
>ponies dying left and right because healthcare got suspended so they could fund agriculture
>and twilight won't stop doing "research"
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>>14464039
>research not useless
>makes computers
>books outdated within 50 years
>equestrian internet
>whenever she needs more funds some humans just happen to bring back some riches from some diamond dogs that died somehow
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What if Equestria was on top a huge, forgotten forge world
What if pony had to fight against the forces of Chaos that came to take it
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>>14464049
Have fun killing those doge hordes
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http://derpibooru.org/100499

The best shape for a pony is short, fat, and stacked.
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>>14464049
>books outdated within 50 years
It's like you don't understand technology at all. Books are not ``outdated'' and never will be.
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>>14464063
no, best shape for pony is pony shaped
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Drugpony put psychoactive a drug in straightedge pony's water (metocin), what do you do?
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>>14464049
>makes computers
>absolutely nobody except for the highest of royalty can afford them
>books are burned by the thousands because they are deemed 'useless' by her majesty
>an intra-royal inner circle net is establihed between kingdoms
>her majesty separates the population into the useless and those in the outer circles
>her majesty dies in an assassination
>the regime does not fall and it wears her face
>1948: Equestria
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>>14464028
yeah twist is the one removed for being offensive.

derpy was just a distraction
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>>14464067
>smart quotes
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>>14464067
,,outdated''
fixed Your quote marks
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>>14464072
Beat Drugpony's leg and drag him back to the police department.

Tell straightedge pony to puke and take him to the hospital because he just ingested drugs.
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>>14464073
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>>14464061
>not bringing some "curious trinkets" from earth

>>14464067
If you want to be pedantic, publishing print media is deprecated and you're a faggot for still staining ground up trees with ink to store information.
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>>14464051
Discord would probably get rid of them and then go fight the chaos gods because Chaos is an art, not just mindless bloody violence.
bah they wouldn't know what Chaos is if came and hit them in the face. Just a bunch of wannabes.
Except Tzeentch. He cool.
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>>14464090
It's not deprecated, it's an art form
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>>14464061
...unf
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>>14464090
And you're a faggot for still staining ground up trees used to fuel electric heat plants to store information
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>>14464096
>not using hydroelectric and nuclear

>>14464093
So is going to war with dull sticks.
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what if your pony lost all her legs and needed help with everything

would you be there for her?
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>>14464099
>renewable and nuclear energy form up under 33% of total energy production
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>>14464090
>If you want to be pedantic, publishing print media is deprecated
Yeah, media that doesn't require power or infrastructure to use is deprecated... heh.
Nope.
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>>14464100
Of course.
Id gladly help pony with everything and push pony's pony wheelchair everywhere till they find someway to fix it.
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Macro Gloomy ____sitting
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>>14464099
"Nuclear" energy is just steam power.
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>>14464109
sittin' pretty, I bet
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http://derpibooru.org/360359

Short.
Fat.
Stacked.
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>>14464105
>progress takes time
>people are still reading newspapers

>>14464107
Especially now that you can store entire libraries on a palm sized collection of donuts can get that power without infrastructure instead of wasting trees

inb4 >muh theoretical apocalypse
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>>14464113
meh
I prefer big and stacked
http://derpibooru.org/397257
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>>14464116
>wasting trees
Appeal to emotion, logical fallacy.
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>>14464116
yfw
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>>14464121
Why?
Because unlike >muh technology, books don't have SPOF like computers do.
>innawoods
>muh solar computer
>component fails
>all is lost

>innawoods
>my survival book :^)
>gets wet
>welp, that sucks but it can be dried
>rips
>well at least it can still be read
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>>14464121
>appeal to emotion
>getting emotional over trees

Appeal to efficiency

>books on computers
>can copy any time, cheap distribution, take up less space
>can use the trees for other things like buildings
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>>14464132
>can use the trees for other things like buildings

No, you can't. Pulp trees and lumber trees are not the same.
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>>14464132
But if none of the trees are being made into paper, it will be impossible to print. And aged paper doesn't really hold well when run through a printer.
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>>14464129
>going innawoods

Why do you assume that there will ever be a need to go in some secluded wooded area?

Why don't you make limited use of print and make yourself a temporary hard copy?

I said it was published print that's wasteful and deprecated, for the pedants.

>>14464139
>>14464140
There's your use for a massively downsized crop of pulp trees
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>>14464132
>can copy any time
Can copy books too.
>cheap distribution
Requiring infrastructure, which isn't cheap, so no.
>take up less space
The planet's pretty big.

Appeal to sustainability
>trees grow from the ground
>anyone can make paper
>natural dyes
>computer components require minerals and tons of infrastructure

>I said it was published print that's wasteful
Your existence is wasteful.
>deprecated
Nope.

>There's your use for a massively downsized crop of pulp trees
Fucking toilet paper?
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>MLPG
>/g/ arguing
>/tg/ arguing
>/co/ arguing
>/k/ arguing
>/fur/ arguing and unfing
>/pony/ - ??????????????
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Ereaders are cool for a lot of books but until we invent full holographic technology that can scale to any size or just sufficient retinal projection there will be many uses for which physical books are superior.

I'd never want to try cross-referencing multiple textbooks on a modern Kindle or Nook, for example. And for art books ereaders are presently shit.
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get this guys
it's possible to have both digital and printed books

just because you have one doesn't mean you suddenly have to eliminate the other from existence

this is a very silly argument
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>>14464161
>can copy books too

Takes fucking forever and a shitload of ink and paper

>muh infrastruture

Distributing books requires infrastructure too, as does producing them on a large scale. We already have the infrastructure for distributing electronic information and need it for other things. the print industry is specialized in comparison.

>sustainability

Nope, efficiency. We already have the infrastructure. We'll get more minerals from the asteroid belt if we start running out, which is something we're slowly building up the infrastructure for already.

>toilet paper

Use a fucking bidet pleb
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>>14464171
>ereader for portable
>audiobooks for driving/commuting
>print for relaxing at home

Also I just love having a sturdy, full bookshelf of hardcovers.
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I'm gonna hurt someone if Twist doesn't have a role in S4.
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>>14464166
>>14464171
A whole lot more people would be better off or on the same level by using e-readers, there will always be demand for printed media for various reasons, but e-readers are much more suitable for casual reading of traditional books and newspaper, that's the entire argument. It would be a lot more efficient to use them for that, but the technology just isn't mature and widespread enough for now.
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>>14464166
use a real computer
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>>14464191
How about an episode where Twist breaks her glasses and does a Velma?
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>>14464187
WET WIPES MASTER RACE
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>>14464191
She's gonna have a scene with Babs jsut for you Anon
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>>14464187
>We'll get more minerals from the asteroid belt if we start running out,
Lel, tell me when that's happening buddy.

Also: >>14464129
>ignoring SPOF

Enjoy paying out the ass to replace shit just so you can continue reading Denaris getting fucked by Khal Drogo. I'll be chillin with my books.
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You goy make papa Yontef so proud!
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>>14464196
My dual-monitor desktop is not very portable.

A book of production and concept art is quite portable.
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>>14464217
you're talking about referencing several textbooks
wouldn't you want to do that in a comfortable environment like a home or office?
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>>14464205
Enjoy your clogged toilet

>>14464213
>when that's happening

Sooner than we run out of minerals, that's for sure.

>SPOF

A thinkpad is like 50 bucks. Books confirmed for poorfag shit.
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>>14464217
a macbook is more portable
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>>14464225
>A thinkpad is like 50 bucks. Books confirmed for poorfag shit.
>a shitty old computer
>with probably >100GB HDD
>which will fail in 5 years
Meanwhile my My Little Pony comic book hardcopy will last the ages.
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>>14464224
In the case of textbooks it requires owning a digital copy of everything and I'm still constrained by screenspace.

Whereas a trip down to the university library and a large table doesn't require me to own anything and gives me much more space to cross-reference more resources.
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>>14464233
>a shitty old computer
>with enough space for hundreds of comics
>which will not fail if you don't treat it like shit

Meanwhile your comic book will be ruined forever if it gets too wet

The guy that made backups of his digital copy is laughing at you for being improbably poor
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>>14464233
Also:
>tfw relaxing, lying in bed with your book
Not even a tablet can get that comfy.

>>14464242
>Meanwhile your comic book will be ruined forever if it gets too wet
And a computer will to, so that's a really shitty attempt at an argument.

Post invalidated.
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Planetside 1 = Tribes 2 > Battlefield 1942-2142 > BFBC1-BF4 = Planetside 2

Honorary Mention:World War II Online
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...Where are the ponies?
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>>14464249
Only if the computer is running, and optical backups are pretty waterproof.
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>>14464235
>In the case of textbooks it requires owning a digital copy of everything

Digital libraries are pretty cool
check out http://gen.lib.rus.ec/ or http://bib.tiera.ru/
there are also private trackers with even wider selections

many public libraries offer digital checkout too

>and I'm still constrained by screenspace.
You can do a lot with 2x 1080p monitors but I guess if you prefer that sort of environment then there's probably not anything I can say to convince you that the other way works too
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>>14464258
I need your clothes, your boops, and your motorcycle.
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>>14464258
mlpg doesn't like pones anymore
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>>14464258
here.
merry Christmas
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>>14464272
LIES AND SLANDER

I still like ponies.
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>>14464262
>and optical backups have a limited lifespan and take up space and require organization like books
>and they still require a computer and thus are affected by multiple SPOF
I forgot, computers are infinite and everyone has and can make and repair unlimited computers!

>>14464258
In my picture.
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>>14464263
There's also eyestrain to consider. The whole appeal of modern ereaders is e-ink, which your standard monitor doesn't have.

And I do use an ereader for leisurely reading on the go.
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>>14464286
That is a very noncanon map
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>>14464290
here you go
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>>14464292
When did the USA get so fat?
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>>14464263
>You can do a lot with 2x 1080p monitors
>that weigh twice as much as your book... not including the other things required to drive them...
>and require power...
>and introduce more SPOF
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>>14464286
Computers are available enough and getting durable to the point where repair is becoming unnecessary

Oh right, I forgot, an advanced society should throw nice things to the wind and use shitty old methods because they would be better for peasants in straw huts
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this is the ar15 vs. ak47 argument

>ACCURACY
>NOPE RELIABILITY
>TARGET SHOOTING
>BUT I'M GOING TO WAR
>*HITS QUARTER FROM 500 YARDS* FAG
>*DROPS GUN IN MUD* NO U
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>>14464310
I don't understand why "both" isn't the answer
I swear they're just arguing for the sake of argument

it's not even remotely pony at this point
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>>14464302
>repair is becoming unnecessary
>entropy doesn't exist
>an advanced society should throw nice things to the wind
Like books?
>books
>shitty old methods
You think if you make enough 0/10 posts it'll add up to 1/10?
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You're never going to look cultured and erudite without a well-stocked bookshelf.
>>
What fan questions would you ask the Hub?
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>>14464312
It was pony at some earlier point?
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EVERYONE CAN USE THEIR PREFER METHOD OF READING PLEASE STOP YELLING AND ARGUING YOUR SCARING THE PONIES AND AUTIST AND THE AUTISTIC PONIES.

THE ZEBRAS ARE CONSIDERING RUNNING AWAY
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>>14464312
The answer is obviously print for only specific cases and that publishing print is deprecated

>>14464314
>entropy makes electric circuits fall apart in your lifetime

There are still computers from 1975 that work despite having undergone no maintenance whatsoever

>books
>nice in the majority of cases

Nope
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>>14464049
The post that started it all.
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>>14464310
the obvious answer is who has the most air/space support

because a laser from space will fuck up everyone
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>>14464327
I thought it spiraled out of the "humans are going to murder ponies" argument but I might be mistaken
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>>14464325
when will hasbro learn that little girls aren't idiots and that writers don't have to hold back for them
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The answer is RAINBOW DASH likes reading PUBLISHED PRINT so fuck you.
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>>14464325
Why do they love fucking shit up so much
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>>14464329
but which pony is autistic?
i think it's MT's OC donut
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>>14464331
no, it started way before that
somewhere up here maybe >>14463813
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>>14464337
Little girls like what they're doing apparently
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>>14464345
fuck little girls
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>>14464345
Little girls would like hitler if he dressed up in pink clothes and said silly things.
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>>14464351
I guess they're idiots then.
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>>14464351
So all was missing was a pretty dress?
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>>14464330
>entropy makes electric circuits fall apart in your lifetime
Tell me when you have unbreakable machines.
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>>14464356
*I guess they have patrician taste then
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>>14464310
the real answer is that they're both good rifles and it is entirely up to what the shooter feels comfortable with/what the military gives its soldiers
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>>14464361
Reported.
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>>14464362
Tell me when your books don't rot and fall apart.
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>>14464367
>implying it's CP
You're beyond retarded.
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>>14464363
IT'S LIKE ANOTHER 6 GORILLAN SHOAHS
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>>14464369
it's a dead body right
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>>14464367
>all those neckrings

I'll bet Zecora gives the best deepthroat.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/468906
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>>14464375
>implying you have enough dick to reach even the first ring
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>>14464378
it's shit
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>>14463984
Haha wtf
>derpy removal was speculation
>all that new
Go find original TLR
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>>14464373
No it's a very live and sleeping little girl, I just edited out the rest of the image (her little brother sleeping next to her) and added that filename.
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wolf pony and goat pony
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>>14464378
>drunk Rarity attempts to sign her name
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>>14464380
I'd prefer watching her swallow an entire massive horsecock.
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>>14464384
how disappointing
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>>14464369
>implying it's pony
>implying mods care
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Squirting ponuts
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>>14464383
Derpy has appearances in S3.
Twist doesn't, and the concern of mine was Twist and AFAIK there was no hubbub regarding her.
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>>14464388
the obvious solution is to find out if she knows a way to get you a massive horsecock
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>>14464389
I'm lying
It's a just a drugged girl in white stockings getting fucked
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>>14464385
You know, I understood that hte one on the left was a sergal... but what's the one on the right?
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>>14464406
Look how pink that pony is.
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>>14464408
A goat.
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>>14464408
Google chimerasynx.

It's tryhard grossout art but the artist is super good at anatomy.
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>>14464408
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>>14464405
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>>14464418
>Stormy Night fanart
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>>14464402
I'm actually more voyeuristic.
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>>14464426
so would you rather watch her choke down your favorite pony's massive horsecock or her own?
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>>14464418
Doges are more cuddly looking than pones

Sorry mulpug
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>>14464438
Mimic what are you doing here
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>>14464438
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>>14464435
Every week a new and longer stallion and another neckring.
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>>14464454
>these neckrings are a status symbol among the zebra
>the more neckrings, the more prestige and respect
>Zecora came to ponyville with only a few neckrings and leaves with many more
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How would pony extrapolate the pointer data from this?
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>>14464454
and just where are you going to get these stallions?

>once a week anon has to go convince a stallion to follow him out in to the everfree and get his cock enlarged
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>>14464471
Oh I'm sure it would be SO difficult to find an eager young stallion to accept a free blowjob.
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>>14464476
>No thanks anon, I'm saving myself for marriage
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>>14464468
>pointer data
Dunno wtf that is.
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>>14464476
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>>14464468
from computer.science.textbook import *
extrapolatepointerdata(img)
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>>14464406
>pedophile shitposting
why even come here anymore
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>>14464492
Go away I hate you now Twilight.
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>>14464492
Twilight please I'm just messing around with GLFW before seriously following a tutorial.
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>>14464499
IMO it's quite disrespectful, considering the topic is a little girls show and we're one of the first Google results for "MLP".
>>
what's going on tonight, mulpguh
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>>14464512
youtube API being shit
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>>14464512
zebra blowjobs, I guess
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>>14464512
Nonpony shitposting.
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>>14464512
Sex with dogelight sparkle and princess candoge
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>>14464515
>>14464516
>>14464520
>>14464522

So the usual then
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MLPG have you ever thought that maybe the show is stupid and a waste of time

Have you ever thought that maybe MLPG is stupid and a waste of time

Have you ever thought that there are things out there that you would enjoy more, and that pony is a trap of mediocrity?
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>>14464536
Nah, pony is pretty good
>>
http://derpibooru.org/468926
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>>14464536
Life is meaningless, do what you find fun.
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>>14464536
>waste of time
Have you ever thought posting on 4chan was a waste of time?

>Have you ever thought that there are things out there that you would enjoy more
Basically you're recommending being a hedonist, as opposed to sticking with something?
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>>14464536
Yeah, but I have a lot of time to kill so I don't have to avoid things that are "less than" other things

But not spending the past 4 years on 4chan would have been good for me
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>>14464543
I would totally drink from either of those ponies
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>>14464552
>Basically you're recommending being a hedonist, as opposed to sticking with something?
>dat brilliant "logic"

why aren't you a politician yet
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>>14464543
>prismgirls ads
I don't know what it is but doxy's Fluttershy makes my heart... flutter.

Be still, my wallet.
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>>14464552
I'm gently telling the people that don't like the show anymore to fuck off
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>>14464560
>why aren't you a politician yet
Because I'm an Anarchist.

>>14464570
Oh, very well.

Annoyed by the nonpony shitposting, eh.
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>>14464579
Good goy, fight the system.
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>>14464570
what about people who just like the show less
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>>14464585
>>>/mlp/
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>>14464592
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>>14464405
>>14464384
>>14464361
Can you post original?
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>>14464598
PONY SAYS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Sweetie Belle is a ROBOT!
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>>14464598
>Wanting someone to post child pornography
What's wrong with you?
You go to TOR/Aries for that
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http://strawpoll.me/681593
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>>14464603
Super neato!
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>>14464617
>tfw I wouldn't even mind Ponkacorn
She deserves it.

Twilight Sue a shit.
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>>14464602
>>14464606
Fuck off markerknights, I didn't ask yo.,
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>>14464616

fuck catpcha
doory i maight have nade sine tyois
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>>14464622
>the god that brings joy and happiness to all ponies all around the world
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>>14464617
...No
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>>14464616
>not multiple choice
I'm not even voting in it. Aside from it being a popularity contest poll, I wouldn't devalue my pony waifu by choosing absolute favorites, I loev em all too much to say I love one favorite more than another.
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>Pony will never mentally corrupt me
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>>14464642
>he isn't psychologically addicted to pony
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>>14464617
>long hair Pinkie
boner stahp
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>>14464647
No I want pony to turn me into a fun-loving stoner or just into a pet.
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So MLPG, I'm about to listen to someone using his medium chance over skype

The question is
Do I let him cum?
He's given me control over when he gets to cum.
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>>14464653
of course you let him cum
don't be an asshole
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>>14464642
>not thinking of pone as you sleep.
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>>14464659
>dreams
I've only dreamed of pone once.
Thanks for reminding me of my horrible dream last night.
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Holy fuck Doom II players are the fucking worst.
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Sweetie Belle being all whiny again
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>>14464659
please color
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>>14464659
>not thinking of being pone as you sleep
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>>14464662
>dreamed of pone
Never had a pone dream, but yesterday we talked about Midna and I had one of the sexiest and wettest dreams with her. In fact, that was my first dream since September, I think.
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>>14464668
People who have played Doom II are among the only good people on the planet.

It's you that sucks.
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>>14464668
how so
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>>14464673
>this will never be "finished"
Why can't we have nice things?
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>>14464670
>>14464673
>unfinished drawings.
I.. I'm sorry anon I'll continue on finishing them after I finish Luna.
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>>14464617
P-Pinkie-sama..
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>>14464687
Pinkie Promise?
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>>14464677
>>14464678
Holy fuck have you ever play Zandronum lately?
>A quarter of the community are dumb 12 year olds that will vote kick on the most stupidest things
>Half of them are tryhard as fuck, having shitty keybinds for every time they die/get a kill
>The most popular wads are the megaman ones

The only good Doom II players are the ones that purely play GvH,Samsara and Epic Survival the rest are awful players.


I just got kicked because I didn't want to change map and some faggot was saying "hurr I can beat him without even trying", it's fucking sectorcraft you don't even shoot other players.

Not to mention Doom isn't in the least bit viable as a competitive shooter yet people still act elitist about it because they're not as good as quake players but at least they can feel good about playing an old game.
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>>14464696
>not playing obscure shooters with ~20 active players
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>>14464617
>pinkiealicorn grows to become a legend akin of earths santa
>>
Are there any good, recent fanfics? I remember there used to be some, but it seems like they're sitting squarely around 0 right now.
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>>14464716
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>>14464692
>>14464692
I hope so.
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>>14464696
god

i want to grab that horse by the sides and thrust into her elevated rear end like a battering ram crashing into the innards of heaven
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>>14464669
I thought you changed her into your TOTALLY 100% ORIGINAL CHARACTER WHO LOVES BASEBALL or something.
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>>14464726
Say the words
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Slutty trap colts.
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>>14464723
What's wrong with wanting a decent fanfic?
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good morning mlpg
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>>14464737
with huge fuckin' balls, right?
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>>14464732
LIGHT UPON THE BLESSED OF MAN
GLOWING IN THE SHADOW OF THE GOLDEN THRONE
EVER VIGILANT OUR ASTARTES
RAIN FIRE UPON THE HERETICS
AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
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>>14464737
>trap
>manface

no
>>
I was a pony once

It was awful
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>>14464747
>manface

Anon pls that's racist.
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You have pone bent over a barrel
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>>14464743
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>>14464716
The one you wrote yourself.

Give me an idea.
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>>14464737
Why can't he just be an innocent shota?

>>14464741
Mornin rockman?
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I want to wake up to this horse every morning and tell her I love her

I want to run and greet her with a hug while shitty sappy music plays

I want to take her shopping and buy her all the pretty dresses. All of them.

I love this horse
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>>14464776
everyone loves that horse.
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I'm going to play Fallout: New Vegas!
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>>14464778
I love this horse the most.
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>>14464772
Shota, trap, whatever.

As long as he has a huge dick.
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>>14464794
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
whoooooooooooooooore
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>>14464776
>>14464778
>>14464794
I am also in love with this horse
I hope you guys are okay with group marriage
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>>14464794
>that flat texture use on flower wrapping
ugh
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>>14464805
>>14464794
>>14464778
>>14464776
Horse died.
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http://strawpoll.me/681750
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>>14464795
>Shota, trap, whatever

But that's like saying "banana, grapefruit, same thing"

And no he shouldn't have a huge cock, he's a little kid. Not for sexual
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>>14464795
>trap
>huge dick
eugh
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>>14464828
>not for sexual

That's a good one.
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>>14464828
>he doesn't want to cuddle a shota trap colt with a massive horsedick
you are the biggest faggot, I swear
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>tfw I deleted my entire Roseluck folder to make space on my HDD
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>>14464825
Wow that's an original concept
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>being in love with horses
>wanting to fuck horses
>wanting to cuddle horses

FURFAGS
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>>14464837
It's true though

Only when they're aged up can they be for sexual

>>14464838
~
>>
Hey fellow mulpgers, I was just curious if anyone here might be able to give some quick advice. Are there any clear signs that a person might have gone completely insane or if they're right about to? Anyone/service I should refer them to? You guys seem to be pretty right about these kinda things, so I thought I'd ask.
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>>14464853
>>14464853
>>14464853
pony
>>14464853
>>14464853
>>14464853
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>>14464849
Is it okay for underage pony to HAVE a huge horsedick if we don't sexual with it?
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>>14464852
fuck off
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>>14464840
drive space is cheap and pretty pon is worth it
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>>14464859
No, because I personally just like things better if they're realistic, yes even for ponies. I'm fine if he's "above average", but "SB" sizes a shit
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>>14464865
>40GB drive
Lel. Still waiting on Paypal monies to clear so I can get more.
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>>14464877
Way to be a Ross about it
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>>14464895
I know right?
lets go discuss little colts with unrealistically big dicks and leave this loser here with his little ponies
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>>14464895
I'm not sure how I was acting like Ross
I have no problem with SB's art, I was just using his snails as an example
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>>14464852
The signs for varying conditions are varied, and you should only seriously consider such metrics if the person is already diagnosed with a specific disorder that you can then identify.

If this isn't the case, then you have a very difficult decision to make. Consider first the impact that their behavior is having on their life and the people around them. Are they a threat to their livelihood? Their personal safety? Those of others?

If you feel a call must be made, you should look up the local health services in your area. Workplace or campus health offices are a good starting point for finding references and resources.

Good luck, anon. This is your responsibility.
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Popularfags leave yet?
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>>14465328
something happen in this thread?
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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>>14465554
just some mild shitposting


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