>>14437615 Old horseWhat episode or ideas do you want to see explored in S4?
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>14441089They already confirmed a rarity episode
>>14441070I was gonna say the Everfree Forest, but the premiere is already going to do thatSo I'll say more backstory about either the Princesses, Discord or Starswirl
>>14441070Scootaloo being a cripple
>>14441070Anything with these two.>>14441107Gangway!
>>14441105Wouldn't that be Bend over?
>>14441070>What episode or ideas do you want to see explored in S4?Dsicord and the CMC making madnessA day in the life of CelestiaA day in the life of Big mac/Shinning armorCadance having a personality
Man that guy is like Cartman crossed with a juggalo.
Pony couldn't launder this money with 100 car washes
>>14440928It's a secret.
>tfw pones summoning punch ghosts soon
>aspirant got hit by the bus
>>14441130It's a perfect example of a preteen american boy, in both pretentiousness, looks and intelligence.God bless Murika.
>>14441150>aspirant comes back from the dead to haunt MLPG
>>14441147guess who is going to pony jail for copying the royal butt mark
>>14441130He's THE BEAST
>>14441172Don't be daft. I only visit the prison when I desire. But if you continue to make trouble, I make acquaint you with the oubliette.
Good night mlpghappy hroseboners
Do you remember when you were like him, Mlpg?you're not perfect
>>14441186>make acquaintShouldn't that be 'may', Your Highness?
>>14441070>he thinks anything will be "explored" other than PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™do you even Hasbrodo you even Meghan
>>14441070I don't know! But I'm actually looking forward to the premiere. I thing that talk about snacks did me in.
I want to explore PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ with my penis.
>>14441208I miss that show
>>14441217>not watching the Comic Con previewsNigga, it's gonna be fuckin awesome.
>>14441130who are you talking about
>>14441214Yes, indeed. Thank you. You may choose your race.
>>14441231Me too. someone should stram it
>>14441208Every time I showed any signs of being like him in any way, it was bullied out of me.Bullying is a positive thing. I would be exactly like that disgusting piece of shit if it weren't for bullying.
>>14441229Leave my wife out of your fantasies.
>>14441233>tfw no Comiccon S3 poster this yearwhy do they hat us
>>14441203>tfw no good applejack horseboners
>>14441229That pony is too smugI'd rather this one
>>14441229I want to explore PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™'s penis.
>>14441255>Bullying is a positive thingNo it's not.
>>14441255>Bullying is a positive thing.
>>14441270but i dodesperately
>>14441255I never had that luxury.
>>14441208i didn't see this episode, tell me what he was like
>>14441255diamond tiara pls
>>14441257They did but it was just full of OCs.
>>14441270>tfw you'll never have Spike's body>tfw your gf will never have Rarity's>tfw she'll never buy you pretty stockings>tfw she'll never fuck you up the ass every nightLife is pain
>>14441280>Bullied for having a weird name>Bullied for being short>Bullied for liking what they don't like>ktp>Bullying is a positive thing
>>14437615>yfw both of those backgrounds are from Princess Twilight Sparkle's Kingdom
>>14441257I have a weird feeling that chief strongheart was Lauren's idea
>>14441276>>14441280Gasp! Disagreement?! How could this happen?!It's natural selection, if you act like a retard you should get called out on it. The only time bullying is not okay is when it's done to people for things they have no control over like race or sexual orientation.
>>14441318>Princess Twilight Sparkle's Kingdom>not PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™'s TWILIGHT KINGDOM™ PLAYSETkill yourselfif anyone wants to know, ™ is alt-0153
pony heard you confessing your love to another pony
>>14441318>Twilight sparkle's kingdom>Not a comet
>>14441333>he thinks getting called on something is bullying
>>14441333i don't have a stance on this, but i do agree that people should take some things less personally. Don't be so quick to make yourself a victim of something that isn't that serious
>>14441065Someone asked for this?
>>14441338I used to go to bed before it came on, because it gave me the heebie jeebies
>>14441353Tripfags always act like victims
>>14441333Bullying is a huge problem when Murka is filled with zero-tolerance schools who threaten innocent victims with expulsion if they ever fight back.
>>14441333Calling someone out for acting stupid is not bullying, Incessantly harassing someone over differences often which are trivial and dumb is bullying
>>14441333Getting called out for being an asshat isnt bullying. Why are you using words you dont know the meaning of?
>>14441368love ya, sug
>>14441380As if that's a bad thing.
who let the tumblr in
>>14441333>Get bullied for not being cool and not having friends>Consistently bullied for not being cool and not having friends>Still not cool and don't have friends>HURR it's natural selectionFuck off.
is the pizza aggressive?
>>14441396You should have gotten friends, then. It's not the bully's fault that you fucked up.
>>14441391>expelling kids who stick up for themselves isn't a bad thingWow. People like you are the reason school shootings happen.
>>14441374me toothe episode where the garden became a huge zombie plant place was too much for me>>14441395Sorry, it was getting hot. I'll close the window.You know, we should really buy some anti-tumblr curtains.
>>14441395Popularfags. Apparently one of mlpg regulars got called out and the white knights came out to bicker.
what if this pony bullied you?
>>14441410Not letting the students carry guns to protect themselves from retards who don't want to learn the social order is why school shootings happen.
>>14441396Yes, those who aren't good enough don't succeed.That's kinda exactly the definition of natural selection.Asshat.
>>14441428The Chinese are why school shootings happen.
>>14441428Someone call the corpsman im going to bleed out from this post!
>>14441419Who was it? I didn't see any name.
>>14441409>It's okay to bully people because they don't have friends>This totally improves the personGo fuck yourself.
>>14441416If only Reu and her ants were still here.
>>14441436B but everyone can succeed if they put there minds to it!
>>14441424Apply non-lethal bashing force to pony's cranium.Repeat until pony learns her lesson.
More backstories involving the mane 6, showing their parents, siblings, etc. Maybe a new episode with Gilda in it, if only so we can see griffon land. It could even be a good redemption sotry if it has Rainbow Dash learning that sometimes you should give your friends a second chance.
>>14441451republican/tea party/liberatrian pls
>>14441436Is there a concrete definition of succeeding?
>>14441448Don't get trolled, dammit. It's very obvious.
I an unironically hoping and praying that Brad has a secret role/cameo in season 4 and Meghan is straight up lying because she doesn't want to "spoil the surprise".I actually like Twilight/Flash
>>14441424I'd punch her in the face
>>14441450enough of those masturbatory ants.They're disgusting.
>>14441448It's up to the individual to help themselves up. Helping them out only harms their development and further encourages the collapse of civilisation.
>>14441467What is the pursuit if happines?
>>14441456Speaking of the Griffon Kingdom, I bet it's all statuesque and massive. I mean they even had Griffon statues in the Crystal Empire.
>>14441463>liberatrianlibrarian or libertarian?
>>14441488a good movie
>>14441467In the case of Asshat over here, success would have involved making friends and being cool. He didn't do that, therefore he failed.
>>14441484>Randian faggotrywelp time to go do literally anything else
>tfw no cute quest
>>14441489Maybe it was a once great empire that receded, like the roman empire falling, and modern griffon kingdom being the byzantine empire.
>>14441489I wondered about that myself. I mean they put griffon statues in the city, it was clearly deliberate, I wonder what the behind the scenes reasoning for that was
>no friends>no job>wanting to resub back to wow, but realize I need to fucking grind againI am going to kill myself now
>started doing pushups againAw yiss I missed the stinging
>>14441517Griffons and ponies used to live together in harmony. Sombra destroyed their hippogryph offspring and drove the griffons out.
>>14441507What you don't get is buy bullying people you don't actually help them, you just make them feel like shit.
>>14441521>not doing Pony Pushups
>>14441524Do notRespondTo trolls
>>14441520everyone on 4chan is so obsessed with suicide
>>14441520>tfw so many friends that they invite you constantly and you would just like to stay at home for a couple days just chillin'>>14441526I can't do pony pushups without a pony, anon.
>>14441497>posting a Twi reaction image to FlashLight>when Twilight would actually canon like to meet Flashinb4 supersperg argues equestria girls isn't canon
>>14441523Well I was thinking maybe since the statues were located outside of the library maybe it indicates ponies got some of their more un-ponylike knowledge from the griffons way back in the day
>>14441531But I'm bored.
>>14441524Because its natural selection at work. Why do you think mlpg bullies tripfags? To weed out the weak. The system works
>>14441532AHHHHHHHHHJIT'S A GHOST
>>14441540she already met himand she's leaving him
>>14441535OK HERE YOU GOPONY PUSHUPSGO
>>14441540i don't mind EQG being canon, i just hope it isn't mentioned or otherwise referenced in the show
>>14441524And if they want to stop feeling like shit, they will change the thing for which other people bully them.The stick is usually more effective than the carrot.Hurry up and agree with me already, I'm getting bored explaining this to you.
>>14441554I'VE JUST FINISHED
>>14441560>Having to change to meet other people expectations>The people could very well just stop bullying itAgain, you're fucking retarded.
>>14441540My point is that Flash is terrible and you should feel terrible for even suggesting such a thing. He served no other purpose than to be the highschool crush for twilight and added nothing for her in the movie. Yeah we know Twi has the hots for him and he plays guitar and dated Sunset. Outside of that he has nothing.
>>14441552Poor Twilight, forced to be too shy and awkward to ever look up the guy she has a crush on because the writers fear blowback from angry 20-something nerds
>tfw twilight made more friends than your entire 4 years at college
>>14441560>The stick is usually more effective than the carrot.you work in middle management, don't you?
NEW RULE:If Tabitha St Germain can't remember doing it, it's not canon.
>>14441582Where? is it behind that UGLY pony?
>>14441582>very pretty ponyWhere?Is it behind derpy?
>>14441574Eh heh-heh, yeah... Totally forced to be shy and awkward..
twilight sparkle herself admitted it wasn't really because of flash sentry the guard, but because he reminded her of flash sentry the humantwilight sparkle is canon only crushing on flash sentry the humanponies love humansit's just a fact
>he actually watched EqG
>>14441532>aspirant's spirit is pissed>He knows you're the one who drove the bus that killed him
>>14441611>not watching all pony-related content regardless of qualityIt's like you're not a true fan.
>>14441551Lucky for you I'm not a very spooky one. For now.Cute "Quest" planned to resume tonight in about an hour and a half, for those interested.
>>14441572>Not liking this laid-back, good-natured young man with his good looks, roguish smile and moral fiberIt's okay, you may not have the guts to ask out the girl who turned you down before or dance like a fool in front of all your friends. Just don't take it out on poor old Flash.
>>14441616fat brony detected
>>14441582i would a derpy
>>14441626fanon pls go
>>14441616>It's like you're not a brony-ass brony
Nuclear Derpy Butt Launch DetectedWhat di
>>14441567Apathy is not a good thing, anon. That is literally how people like Chris Chan happen.Either become a better person or fucking kill yourself. That's bullying.
>>14441622shit i still need to read last week's
>"S-stop staring at it!"
>>14441654>this guy is allowed to vote
>>14441647>there will never be a major that involves studying cute poniesTheres always STEM DEGREES
>>14441654Wow rose you changing
>>14441654Yeah, if the choice was either being chris chan or you, I'd probably end it all.
>>14441647It was probably Lauren
>>14441648Here's some raw canon for you if you can't remember the actual movie, like Flash asking Twilight to dance after she apparently turned him down once or bailing her out of trouble with Luna.
>>14441681this is probably what happened.she google searched it once and figured out all she needed to realize that she is a terrible pone
>>14441661God I love this pictureI want xieril to draw nothing but Dash butt
>>14441647Shutterfly has been a thing since 1999, it was probably a typo.
why is /pol/ here
>>14441660http://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.htmlGET TO IT!
>>14441662>>14441670>>14441673So you're just trolling.I suppose that's a good thing.
>>14441705Why is /mlp/ here.
>>14441705protip: filter>>14441255and everything is gone.
>>14441721Why am I here
>>14441721Why are you on /mlp/.
>>14441730To discuss ponies
>>14441705because people are getting sick and tired of tumblr bullshit leaking everywhere
>>14441689Damnit, lost the image
Pony wants to know who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
>>14441733There's nothing to discuss, though.
>>14441735It's not like being edgy helps
>>14441748There's always something to discuss
>>14441750It does, though.
>>14441654>My bullying was very light and I'm a weakwilled faggot who think that bullies are rightWhy didn't you kill yourself?
>>14441754I don't agree.
Rainbow Dash is tired of you waking her up with constant wpsshing
>getting bulliednot even once
Also, in case anyone's forgotten the best moment of the movie
>>14441742Look at those sluts checking him out
>>14441750>calling someone a nigger is equivalent of being edgy>calling out jewish practices like harboring a pedophile is also edgywhen you use edgy to try and counter arguments you disagree with, people stop giving a fuck about your shit.
Did the circle jerk popularfags leave?
>>14441750Please don't use words that don't mean anything.Better yourself. Stop making excuses. Put the energy you're using to argue with me into something productive.
>>14441780That's not spike
>>14441338that thing was only in the episode for 5 seconds. Whatever
>>14441781>the main six will never ogle you as you strut by, fluids just running down their hind legs
>>14441698He draws some nice pony butts indeed
>>14441770wpssh this*unzips dick*
>letting your bully harass you>not hitting him with a chair in the middle of a science class"natural selection" works both ways
>>14441809anon pleaseshe's very tired and her butt is almost as pink as Pinkie's now
>>14441780Is the Nightly Twilight thread boring you or something?
>>14441787Did the jealous hateanons leave?
>>14441810>not braining him with the biology textbook
Fuck this thread.
>>14441070If I can be honest with you, I'd like to see seaponies!
>>14441826Alright where is the hole?
>>14441791What?I don't think you're replying to who you think you're replying to
>>14441810>>14441823>attacking the good samaritan who's trying to teach you a useful life lesson instead of taking his adviceAsshats.
>>14441810>not just following him outside of school property and shooting himseriously, the only reason the faggots get caught is they do it at school.the second they leave school property they won't find shit.
>>14441830I would love seaponies.
>>14441826Fuck popularfags they ruin everything.
>>14441830I want sea ponies to!
>>14441832It's inside this pony
>>14441840But you are bullying him backeveryone gets to grow
>>14441806Of course you never leave mewball. You are always the one causing shit in here.
>>14441780That's neither spike or Fluttershy
>>14441820I saw the question was "what would you like to see in season 4", and Flash Sentry is my answer.
>Thread is derailed>For once, not by methis is annoying
>>14441851It would be an episode where an underwater civilization is discovered, so Twilight and the Mane 6 use magic so they can breathe en route to visiting the denizens of the city.
I would like to see some more 50's style pony propaganda.
what if you applied disciplinary action against pony by bopping her on the forehead with a rolled up newspaper and going 'No! Bad pony!'
>>14441840But then i'm bullying him back. What's wrong, scared of a real man?~
>>14441840>making fun of someone who is wearing glasses or is too short or their boobs are too small>good samaritansonly a bully would say something that retarded
What did you feed her?
>>14441873you better be reporting all this shitwe literally 14 days from season 04, we're no longer taking shit
>>14441892Rose your boobs are too small. You don't even look like a girl.
>>14441893NO ANONCUTE ZIBBA IS NOT FOR HURTING
>>14441902>implying the shitposters in here are even going to watch Season 4I know I won't
>>14441902You can't stop this ever. Bronies think they are in good company in mlpg
>>14441914>letting a shitty nigger pone piss all over your house>not letting her know that it's bad
>>14441926powerful enemy etc etc
>>14441911HOW COULD YOU
>>14441940because pone likes corn
You are all infected by krautism.
>>14441940pony like corm
>>14441926No, anon! That's bullying! You can't do that!Ponies must be protected from anything that might be even slightly unpleasant with a thick layer of bubblewrap and handled with kid gloves! They must not improve in any way!
>>14441959What is krautism anyways?
>>14441962>being politically correct on 4chan
>mlpg>goodpffftgo back to /co/
Go to war.Fight more.Your dreams thrive by competition.You'll find no one famous ever got there just by flinching at their foesCling against the torment, claw with all your might at what you know.
>>14441962>having glass skinhow do you live?
Pony has no idea what the fuck is going on
>>14441991THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE THE RAINBOWS
What's the best way to cop a feel from a pony?
>>14441771a pony version of this would be my ultimate fetosh
>>14441989>>14441999>get called out on your bullshit>"Grow a thicker skin/Where do you think we are?"
>>14441990I THINK I WILL
>"hey Anon me and the guys are going to hang out tomorrow and we need a 4th.sooo are you free?
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14442009You are a niggerfaggot.
>>14442009Fuck you and your censorship
I AM ON FIRE
>>14442007my fellow black man
>>14442029JUST LIKE PONE'S BUTTHOLE
>>14442022Don't call anyone a niggerfaggot. That's too kind to them.
>>14442017...a 4th what?
>>14442009>hating freedom>hating freedom so much that you want to censor everyone elseyou deserve all the criticism you get faggot.
>>14442042Person. Most people talk like this.
>>14442022You are not acting like the person Mr Roger knew you could be.
>An episode with a pollution monster will most likely have the same conclusion as the scene from Spirited Away.
I think I might be falling for a human girl
>>14442044>>14442024>censorship>americlaps having a say in anything that involves censorship and freedommy fucking sidessay hello to the NSA for me
>>14442055...Did they start talking like this in the last two years since I graduated college?
>>14442059>An episode with a pollution monsterDid I miss something?>>14442067It's just an expression mang.
>>14442062NO ANON NOFIGHT IT
>>14442064>I'm justified for being a retard!
I'm making salmon, does pony want any?
Pony laughed when i told her you live in a country where they flouridate the water
>>14442083Pony doesn't eat fish
>>14442029It's like Christmas morning.
>>14442064>meanwhile in the rest of the worldbetter not say anything about a muslim or else you will be killed on site and your murders will continue to live out their lives because it is their religion to kill infidels
>>14442086But it's good for your teeth
>>14442083Pony enjoyed your salmonPony doesn't feel well, she'll lie down a minutePony throws up heavilyPony dies of mercury poisoning.Good job.
>>14442108>>14442090You'd like it if you try it, pony
You did good, subway.Even as a salad it's good
why is /mlp/ here
>>14442125Here comes the airplaneOpen up for the pilot!
>>14442114Pony is a herbivore.
>>14442125I ate the caviar you insisted on serving.
>>14442134Pony is a herb
>>14442125Would you rather have some steamed veggies instead then?
>>14442134Screw that, pony is saprovore.
>>14442134Pinkie uses eggs to bake all the time
I gave up on the slutty mare story.
>>14441977Krautism is a word created by an mlpg regular named sb. He was jealouse of another user name kraut. Kraut got chased of by sb and his cronies.
>there are people in this thread who genuinely believe they are a ponycancer
Featureless pony crotch
>>14442119Sriracha pony always looked kind of dumb with that nozzle on its headIt worked with Tabasco because it looked like a tiny fez hat
>>14442175pony slits opening up to go to the bathroom, have sex, and give birth
looks like this type of horse lives off eating fishhttp://www.squidoo.com/what-do-icelandic-horses-eat-fish-
>>14442170>there are people in this thread who genuinely believe they are a humanaids
>>14441893What if MT pissed all over you to show affection
>>14442177Here you go!
>>14442177Well what the fuck do you want to eat then?
>>14442199I'd be extremely aroused.
>>14442196>joke about a contributorlol, i get it!
>>14442203>lemon juice and cheeseHoly shit I've gotta try that
>>14442170When I sleep I lucid dream about being a pegasus mare and spending time in Cloudsdale.I watch the sunset and see other ponies flying about during the night.
>>14442217Go Parmesan/Panela or go home>>14442221It's not for you, shoo
>>14442223that's pretty gay
>>14442221only a shitty pony could find such a delicious meal to be unappetizing
>>14442223Man, that sounds sad. Have you considered therapy?
>>14442223is that as awesome as it sounds?
>>14442255what are you talking about, that's awesomeI wish I could lucid dream about being pone
>>14442275I take that back, that one is sad.
>>14442290Unf gimme that HOT piece of DEER ASS
Why is fluttershy such an ugly pony and why do people like her?
>>14442233IT'S NOT GAY TO PRETEND TO BE A PRETTY FLYING HORSE IN A MAGICAL FLOATING CITY.>>14442261It's fun the first time you do it but the 10th time you just kinda want to lay down and just look at the world you've created in your head.>>14442282>>14442255Why would I consider therapy because I lucid dream about being a pony?
>>14442301The world may never know
>>14442249But ponies eat veggies all the time!
>>14442323And thus twerking was born
>>14442223I used to lucid dream about being a silver-haired male powerpuff girls OC named "Silver".
Tell me about your gf or your ex or your dream girl
Pony dropped all the stuff you guys were shoplifting, and then ran away, leaving you to get nabbed by the police
>>14442356dotkwa clone pls
>>14442354but I don't like girls
>>14442333Rose what are you doing here?
>>14442354I suppose I'd like to go out with any girl who's fun to hang out with and likes cuddles and is a screamer. I don't really like just a specific kind of girl.
You know what we totally should do tonight?TF2
>>14442298shut up, dotkwa
>>14442390That pony needs to stop eating so much sugar
>>14442388during it's original run. I was like 6-9
>>14442394BUT I'M JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED
>>14442437But its Friday!
>>14442443Well I was saving these for a special occasion...
>>14442443Be careful though, it will go STRAIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS
During PPG's original run i was 13. It was my favorite cartoon and i would sometimes dream about it.
>>14442443How about this then?
>>14442423You and try and stop her.
>>14442463>oregano>on cucumber slicesfucking gross
Come on, make your waifu proud.
>>14442454I'M JETLAGGED SO BADLY I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT.I thought it was thursday.
>>14442471That doesn't look like oregano though
>>14442463>not orange slices with salt and olive oil
>>14442483but it's in the filenameCucumbers are good with some vinegarAnd octopus
>>14442465Pinkie please, put down the sugar. If you continue this you will end up face down in a stream dieing for diabetes. Not a pleasant way to go.
>>14442394Fluttershy's qt mark is the wrong way around
>>14442487Well she does like cucumbers...>>14442496I didn't read the filename. I'd add ground black pepper and chili pepper seasoning or something
>>14442465But pony could get the diabeetus
>>14442461"c-could you spare a slice?"
>>14442518and she's been shown eating apples / cider on several occasions
HOW MANY PONIES WOULD IT TAKE TO GET TO THE THE PONYROLL CENTER OF A PONYPOP?
>>14442518MORE PONIES WITH PUFFY CHEEKS
>>14442496>>14442518Cucumbers are good with salt, yogurt, and onions.
>>14442519>tfw you'll never rub cheeks with pony
Cucumbers are never good.
>>14442537NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE A QUIZI WOULD HAVE STUDIED
PONY PONY PONY SWAG
>>14442549Anon you have never been more wrong in your entire life.
I just bought for my little sister the comic with the main 6's Micro Issues. Did I do good?
>>14442554Twi looks like she's doing some kinda "I gotta pee" dance or something.
>>14442525You're gonna get fat!
>>14442578That depends, who's her favorite pony?
>>14442568Anon you have never been more wrong in your entire life.
>>14442584The best smores are ones where you cut a hole in the marshmellow, but a piece of chocolate inside and then roast thatThen the two types of molten goo mix
>>14442584It is far too late for that.
>>14442591But they're so versatileYou can eat them or masturbate with them
>>14442584"hand it over anon, i'll let you touch my butt"
Pony wants to tell everyone who thinks she's perfect to shove it
>>14442598You'd need big marshmallows, wouldn't you? Rarity sized.
>>14442589...TwilightAnd she liked EG
>>14442354My ex fucked me up completely. She didn't even mean to do it, I just got way too attached. I ended up pushing her away because she couldn't handle dealing with me. I'm still not over it and it's been about three years since she broke up with me.
>>14442604>>14442613I liked Red Ribbon a lot more before Rediv showed up
>>14442631Pony does not want. Pony needs.
>>14442636Anon, you're probably retarded.
>>14442623Well the movie was catered to little girls more so than the show is I think.And that is a very respectable pony for a kid, alright you did good.
Pony wants you as her pet and she's not taking no for an answer
>>14442623Give her the D.
>>14442650this hits me right in my fetish
>>14442650I'll be her pet so long as - At least one day out of the week I can take a break- I can eat/drink whatever I like- comfy sleeping arrangement
It's just not fair!
>>14442645When the "slutty mare" ends up being outshone in that regard when their artist shows up, things are a little weird
>>14442679Well then no deal pony, you're supposed to wear the collar anyways
>>14442680What a slut.
>>14442680Hey that Wonderbolt cutiemark is clipping off his leg. Are you sure those are actually wonderbolts and it's not just pasted on?
>>14442683>aww man, we actually get to hang out with the slutty mare herself>this fucking sucks
>>14442702Not really a cutie mark, just an emblem
Pony knows she doesn't come off as sincere, what bothers Pony more is that she thinks you don't care
>>14442354my ex (who was my friend for years before hand) had everything i wanted in a body (short, nice tits and ass, just enough chub, things like that) but it didn't work out as well as i wanted (despite being at least one year together).we still keep contact, but really unless i'm the one who talks we never really do anything.
>>14442680>He hasn't gotten his complementary wonderbolt
>>14442650How about...pony can be my pet, like a good little pony.
Pony shuffled a deck, but all the cards came out in order
why do i feel so tired lately
Hypnosis isn't real
>>14442722not enough cuddlesquats
>>14442705She's like a horny female version of Tex as of late
>>14442715>Yeah, so, that's how you play cards, right?
All I want to do is see you turn into a giant ponyA GIANT PONY
>>14442702Are you insinuating that Dash's Wonderbolt friends aren't REAL Wonderbolts?>>14442711I got one, sure, but I haven't seen anyone with two.
>>14442722I always feel tired.Every. Single. Day.
I'm no longer a kissless, handholdless virgin, MLPG
>>14442727Who cares, it's a fetishLike hyper cocksHyper cocks aren't real
>>14442782Just a kissless virgin, then?
>>14442680which one was in front and which one was behind
>>14442789You just haven't seen mine
>>14442789Yeah but there's people who honestly believe it's real.
Temporary Delay to Cute "Quest."Gimme a bit.
>>14442814Why are you on a truth crusade on MLPG of all places?
>>14442683I don't mind rediv, I just wish she'd draw more chubby lewd RR
>>14442814Jonah Falcon would beg to differ.
rate the main six from most sex to least
Of course Pony could do it. Pony just doesn't know if she wants to
>>14442846bawk bawk bawk
>>14442814Hypnosis is real, just not to the lengths that people think of when its mentionedStage magician shit isn't real, but you can either be induced into, or make yourself fall into a meditative tranceIt's just another name for meditation
>>14442837anal sex: the ost
>>14442830I just wish she'd draw
Pony feels like rubbing butts todaywanna rub butts today, anon?
>>14442476Do I have to?
>>14442850Pony said that doesn't work on her
>>14442836I'm talking about hypnosis>>14442853It seems like bullshit to me
>>14442797>you will never rub horse's noodle
>>14442867That pony needs therapy
>>14442867DAMMIT PONYSTOP THAT
>>14442892is she on rainbow dash or rose
Pony put on a Guy Fawkes mask and said that she doesn't forget. She also said to expect her
SHIT ANONYMOUS HIDE PONYTHE FUZZ IS ON YOUR TAIL
>>14442928Pony will be finding shards of that mask in her face for years to come.Because I am going to pound it into her head with a bat.
>>14442937Pony said that's what the lint roller is for
>>14442928I slap the mask off her dumb face
>>14442931but it's 9:30pm
>>14442931what if rarity called it a day while dreaming of bulbous ponies
>>14442928Pony take that shit off what are you retarded.
>>14442937Tails are supposed to be fuzzy, anon.Although I will admit that the fact that I have one is quite disconcerting.
>>14442948>>14442951Pony said remember remember, the 8th of November
http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/3180-why-yellow-fever-is-different-than-having-a-type-Don't hit on me, silly white boys.
>>14442879I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
Seriously though, can AJ eat all them apples?
>>14442982>tfw white male>no one will ever be attracted to me for anything other than money>and I don't even have that
Like a little bird, aoi sora
>>14443019She couldn't without the power of friendship
>>14443032I don't know why anyone would find Pinkie in latex socks attractiveBut I still do.
>>14442971i never noticed his formhe throws like a girl
>>14443071but girls throw by spinning their arm around and pitching it underhand
>>14442914who you want it to be...
>>14442865Shit taste anon. You should be ashamed.
>Shiny in the show>vapid, generic 'cool' big bro whose like strong and powerful and shit>Shiny in the comics>generic geeky nerd who gets pushed around by everyone.
>>14443099Your mom should be ashamed of this DICK
>yfw beach episode is announced
>>14443104>strong and powerful and shitBut he's a wimp in the show.
Trixie's real redemption.
>You will never ride Acid's dick
>>14443126oh I forgot I drew that
>>14443130I want to cook her a nice meal.
"Things that your favorite pony have never done before that she will now perform in S3"
>>14443178Rarity will turn down a penis.
>>14443178>>14443191I meant S4, fuck ;_;
Alright, well, I received some unfortunate news tonight.Despite this, I'm going to finish the "Spooky" section of Cute "Quest's" previous session tonight.http://mlpg.co/q/res/501910.htmlIt might not be all that long, sad to say.Still, I hope to see you there.
>>14443186>Rarity refusing a penis
>Reading The Great and Bountiful Broodmare>Mental degredationOkay this is kind unf, falls into the same line as hypnosis I guess.
>>14443213>mental degradationThe best kind is when the victim tries to voice it out, eventually falling into desperation.
>>14443207Are you okay?
Oh new art!Ill be there!>unfortunate newsHope it's not to bad...
HOLY SHIT DUCK SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL
>>14443178Teach a unicorn how to fly
What if Twilight never went to ponyvilleShe just stayed at Canterlot and worked loveless life day in and day out as a librarian.
>>14443280Then the night would have lasted forever.
>>14443280>librarianshe was celestia student before going to ponyville.
>>14443280nightmare moon would've won
>>14443280What if Twilight was always an alicorn?
>>14443228The more I think about the more creepier it gets.
>>14443280She'd probably enjoy it.>>14443288>>14443294Celestia could've beaten NMM, possibly even bring back Luna herself
>>14443288>>14443294Someone else would've taken her place>>14443291True but she still ran the library.
>tfw no marker mech
>>14443314Stop fucking around and get back to work, Rei
CUTE QUEST HAS BEGONEhttp://mlpg.co/q/res/501910.htmlhttp://mlpg.co/q/res/501910.htmlhttp://mlpg.co/q/res/501910.html
Would you join in on the public songs with the town?
>>14443303>possibly even bring back Luna herselfNo she couldn't have she said that she lost connection with the elements when she used them when Nightmare Moon was banished. She needed Twilight
>>14443350No, I'd probably be hiding in my house, avoiding other people at all costs.Just like now...
>>14443350i can't open my windowi can't be assed to fix it
>>14443350I would join in on the flash window-opening mob.
holy shit I mastered hands-free orgasmtwice in a row now without struggling
>>14443370What about doors
>>14443362I thought someone from show staff said Celestia would've stepped in if Twilight failed.
>>14443362Well yeah, but Celestia could've still beaten NMM had Twilight failed.
>>14443366You sure you don't want to butt in?
>>14443376She said she thought Celestia could have beaten Nightmare Moon, not that she thought she could have freed Luna.
>>14443376>>14443384Amy confirmed that Celestia could have defeated Nightmare Moon if Necessary. Bringing Luna back I think would have been another story
>>14443396>believing AmyWhat's with writers needing a Mary Sue to fix everything?
>>14441208>>14441130>>14441158who are you guys talking about?
>>14443178Sonic Princess Magic Friendship Earned-those-wings Boom
>>14443350I would join in on rainbow dash
>>14443210BUT THA PARFARMANCE IS TOMOWAOARAOWWW!!!!
breasts a shit
pony destroyedobjective complete
>>14443440breast slapping is my fetish
>>14443440No, not really.>inb4 who are they
>>14443463Who are those ghouls?
This might happen to you.
>>14443463I like that person's personhorses
>>14443489i mostly agreeexcept the rarity is terribleshe looks like a middle aged corpse
>>14443396Meaning Celestia would have FUCKING BURIED her. Bai bai Luna
>>14443454SHES GOING TO BURST
>>14443489Fucking Twilight man
>>14443496I disagreement, she looks really pale and pretty and I'd never be able to talk to her if she were real
Attention, attentionThere is a shortage of watermelon in the cafeteriaPlease inform the changelings to make other plans
Celestia has just as much character as Cadence
http://challonge.com/ascensionisfight/Vote for your favorite princess!Round 1:Celestia vs Twilight: http://strawpoll.me/674711Luna vs Cadance: http://strawpoll.me/674712
>>14443506just imagine what its going to feel like to Fridays from now.
>>14443496>>14443509She looks really ugly and unfashionable.
>>14443517wowso edgyand deep
>>14443521posting it again and again won't make it right
>>14443533the fuck is this?
Luna has a tiny butt
>>14443538>uglyI disagree>unfashionablethem's fightin' words
>>14443545How can one comic be so edgy?
Pone wants your eclair.
>>14443521muh motherly princessmuh amazonessmuh freud meymey
>>14443506Imagine how crazy it will be I think I will lose it when the 5 MINUTES image gets posted for the first legitimate time in a year
>>14443557That's a big mouth
>>144435605 minutes image?Oh god It's been so long I'm forgetting
>>14443517That looks like a Metal Slug boss.
>>14443544It is right, though. We're told Cadence is a princess of love and was Twilight's foal sitter. That's the only thing to her character. When she is featured in an episode she barely does anything worth noting. Celestia is the same way she's a princess and we're lead to believe she's wise, but she hardly does anything either. Her only role in most episodes is to job to the latest villain. Even Luna has more Character than Celestia and she only needed one episode to flesh out her character.
Why does she need a gun when she has monsters and magic?
>>14443600Because it's edgy.
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015Password: bonbonIT'S HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS NIGHT
The streams will be ready to go episode day right?
>>14443600you can blame Obama for it
>Faust imagined Celestia and Luna with parents and wishes she could've made a series just about Celestia and Luna's youth.
You are the little fillyIt is your first day at your new schoolYou are approached by a gray Earth pony and a pink Earth pony>Greet them>Give in to your social anxiety
>>14443621Faust had a lot of shitty ideas
>>14443626Tell them they look pretty cute for mud ponies
>>14443626Social anxiety.They can't hurt you if you don't talk to them.
Big bouncy titties.
>>14443652Delicious flat chests.
>>14443640>oh Faust almightyi think im having an aneurysm
>>14443670delicious flat chest is best chest
>>14443615The sub stream will be up and ruining day1. Just got a NOS ATI TV wonder pro to replace my finicky USB tuner. Quality is a bit better!
I'd like to cuddle wit mah waifu
>>14443679I want junior high writing to leave.
>>14443584Celestia's had a bunch of episodes where she has screen time. Chalk it up to lack of screen time for Cadence if you will, but Celestia has been shown to be a ruler who gets irritated with how her subjects always treat her as an unapproachable ruler, has strong protective instincts towards her people, enjoys pranks, and is regretful of past mistakes. Yes, that last one is entirely from the comics. They're not even equal in their respective comics. In Celestia's mini she displays some character, while in the mini-series focusing on Cadence and Shining Armor only the latter character was even interesting.Even if it's merely by virtue of having been on the show for much longer than Cadence has, Celestia has more character.
>>14443593> *chuckles*What the Hell is this, FanFiction.Net?
>>14443635You think up a a witty insult just in case they try to insult you>>14443638You don't know hot to be sexy>>14443650You eventually give into your social anxiety and run away leaving the Earth ponies un-insulted While running you bump into a gray pegasus colt >Apologize and introduce yourself >Merge with the spaghetti force
>>14443517am i STILL the only person who thinks ponies look like dinosaurs?
Your queen demands candy corn
>>14443726give him a kiss on the cheek
>>14443726Spaghetti force.It is a good pain.
Tell me MLPGWhat's your favourite ship? Why do you like it? I won't judge
>>14443746Definitely not that one.
>>14443746FlutterDash because they are just cute together
>>14443746Mr. and Mrs. CakeI think they are a great couple and am mad jelly of Mr. Cake.
>>14443746Rumble x ScootalooIt's just way cute.
>>14443746That one, because they're good mostly sensible people who can get hilariously fussy with each other.
>>14443746>cowboy hatSee?! She is a slut!
>>14443746Scootaloo x Babs
>>14443746Soarinjack and I'm not even into shipping that much. I guess it would have to do with Soarin being my favorite stallion and AJ being my favorite mane 6. It also had to do with the fanfic Semper Fedils back in 2011
>>14443746FlutterDashThat one is a close 2nd
pony opines that you should just give up now
>>14443746>>14443760If we're going with canon ships too, I'll pick these qts
>>14443763crack ships are horrible ships
>>14443805I agree. Squigglekicker is just bad.
>>14443794I gave up a long time ago, pony.
femanon molesting a colt
>>14443746Flutterdash. I find their chemistry really cute, and I'm sure people here have said why this ship is cute.
>>14443746don't judge me
>>14443742He attempts to ask if you are okay, but before the words can even leave his mouth you plant a big kiss on his cheek>>14443745You have no idea why you did that. You try to say something. Anything to make this situations less weirder than it already is, but the only thing you can manage to say, or shout rather, is "YOU ARE REALLY CUTE">Run away>Continue to spill spaghetti
So whats new in MLPG today?>>14443687Best chest>>14443746Pony x any dogesyes I like it.
>>14443816Is the colt hung like a draft stallion?
>>14443821You have already been judged and found wanting. Your sentence is an eternity of never being a pony.
>>144438052009 pls go
>>14443786That's the one with them in Manehattan, or the sequel (which I never really got the chance to read)?
>>14443818that feel when lesbian shipping
>>14443832run run away
>>14443746Thunderlane x Rumble
>>14443835Yes and the femanon is engorged and milky
>>14443805It's not really crack, just unfounded because Rumble doesn't have a canon personality.A better example would be the Spike/Gilda stuff from earlier.
>>14443846Actually that's the Sequel which is pretty good and acutaly better than the first fic. And I think it was always sunny in Fillydelphia that made me like the couple actually. But both of them are good stories
>>14443883Scoots and Rumble have never even been on screen together. Im pretty sure they have never even been in the same episode.
>>14443881Looking to give the colt a nice warm meal as she fondles his swiftly growing erection and swelling balls?
>>14443832Let the spaghetti rain.
>>14443896Never been on screen together? Really? Well, they probably at least go to the same school.It's still not quite 'crack', but I'm just nitpicking.
If anyone cares, TF2 is going on right now.ip: 188.8.131.52:27015pass: bonbon
>>14443835>>14443881>>14443898does everything really needs to be /d/ fetishes?
>>14443907We have seen quite a few different fillies and colts that go to their school, and rumble was never one of them. You don't even see him in Ponyville Confidential which is the next episode after he is first seen.
>>14443930Well, shit. This opens up some possibilities, actually. For all we know, he could be a Cloudsdale pony, maybe.
>>14443963Yeah, unlike Scootaloo he can fly there.
>>14443993was that necessary
>>14443835That's stupidColt should be hung like coltAs in not fully developedAs in not for sexual
>>14443898Big enough for him to knead and paw at her firm, supple flesh with his marshmallowy hooves at the same time he eagerly suckles, while the girthy, bloated shaft of his slides up and down her sternum
>>14444011That look on her faceI love how expressive these ponies are
Have you properly prepared your ponies for the new season?The last thing you want is to pull a pony. Make sure you're ready!
>>14444030I'd pull a pony
>>14444030my pony has grown soft and fat
>>14444030Literally the only thing I have ever wanted is to pull a pony.
>>14444014Perhaps he'd be more comfortable by sinking his girth into her sopping folds, filling her up as he hugs her cock-bulged belly and drinks deep of her rich cream.
>>14443856You turn to run but you slip instantly and fall right on your face>>14443863>>14443904The little colt helps you up and ask if you are alright. As you stare into his big eyes you respond with>Yes>attempt to introduce yourself
>>14444011Yes.scootaruble a piece of shit
>>14444087>attempt to introduce yourself
>>14444087BLAST IT WITH SPAGHETTI!
>>14444030My pony seems fineI think
>>14444030She is just fine
>>14444087don't look at his horse cockdon't look at his horse cockdon't look at his horse cock
>>14444087>>14444138gaze into his big beautiful horsey eyes
>>14444107Just poke her a little.
>>14444128So should I stick my horse so it can recharge back?
>>14444030She wants to give you a big wing hug.
>>14444202Well the horse can generate it's own current, it just needs some electrolytes to get it goingIs there something salty you can deposit in her?
>>14444227I have some french fries. Will that work?
>>14444242it's worth a try, but which end?
>>14444227Perhaps, I can deposit salt in her and more.
>>14444030She's resting right now
>>14444265>Dash slowly and groggily starts to come to>She immediately spits out a mouthful of salty fries becoming pretty confused>before she can finish saying "what the fuck" she stops dead mid sentence, feeling that her mouth wasn't the only thing you stuffed with those fries
>>14444283Aww look at her all nice and peacefu-WPSHH
>>14444283Doesn't look like she's moving to me
>>14443853>brushie brushie brushie
>>14444324>>14444322you guys are assholes
>>14444234Girls can't love girls!
>>14444395I dont recall my ass being so FAT
MLPGWhy do we hate bronies again?
>>14444206I doubt that.
>>14444395>implying I ever wear a tieseptuples get
>>14444444I hope this post is just a normal board post, not an intentional get.
>>14444459Yep seems things are in order.
>>14444450>>14444459really guys, really?
>>14444459Was he trying to make a joke?I don't get it!
>>14444542bring back the pink one
>>14444049Her sore, taut pussy will be the one doing the cream drinking as each pulse of his seed fattens his horse cock just past her limit, stretching her walls in the most pleasurable way and letting every inch of her birth canal feel his veins and texture and her womb feel each splashing pint of sperm
>>14444459>guy replying to that post >"first"
>>14444423She does leth, she wants to hug you with her warm pretty wings.Your her electronic Husbando
>tfw Celts>tfw civ ability is weak and spamming religion is boring as ballsfuck this i'm gonna be Russia
>>14444561Wow. I'd like to blame s4s or something, but I doubt it.
>your favorite pony is wearing a fedorawat do?
>>14444101>>14444105>>14444147Without answering his question you immediately introduce yourself. You tell him where you're from. How old you are. Your likes and dislikes. And how tall you are. He stares back at you for a moment with a confused look on his face, which quickly turns into a smile as he introduces himself to you.You also can't stop thinking about his dick for some reason.He ask if you want him to take you to the nurse's office>Yes>No, you're fine
>>14444561That's exactly the kind of poster that Dash would be
>>14444322>>14444324If Pinkie Pie can do it, I think you guys can manage to let sleeping ponies lie. Don't you think you could enjoy a nice, quiet time with Rainbow Dash?
>>14444624Laugh at how ridicule she looks.
>>14444625>You also can't stop thinking about his dick for some reason.I lost itYes tell him you're feeling like headedLike all the blood rushed to your head
>>14444629I hope you pour orange juice instead of milk on your cereal by accident
Guys, I'm inviting Rarity over to my house later. I was thinking of showing her my album collection and playing some songs from "The Gay Parade"Do you think my taste in music will impress her?
>>14444624She probably would look cute it inPony would look cute in anything
>>14444624Does anyone on mlpg actually wear a fedora?
>>14444657light*>>14444663Well she probably wouldn't even post on a "lame" board like thisShe'd stick to /v/, /o/, and /k/
>>14444395Requesting a picture of Marker reading the General, with each post just being a PHFBBBBT
>>14444674I hope not. But I'd expect so.I don't.
>>14444674Yes, it makes me look fashionable.
>>14444635Man Panka is fat in that gif.Also its RD's fault for having a WPSHH-able ass.
Just a little kiss
>>14444700>You will never quietly play/relax with a pear shapped Pinkie
>>14444700Shame on you
Pony wants to know why you go to MLPG all day instead of being social or working
pony hurt herself
>>14444718I do bothI lead a few different lives, pony. You wouldn't understand.
>>14444718that's what the jews want
>>14444722goodthat pony deserves to suffer
pony just beeped
>>14444717Look at that prime WPSHH position.
>>14444718I just got off work. I'm relaxing.How about pony get her own damn job?
>>14444717Going to get all Johnny Test on dat ass
>>14444722She needs to be faster with the QTE prompt.
>>14444717>Rainbow Dash is really made at you>But you think she's just the cutest little thing>She gets so angry she flies up and ramms into you>It's like being hit with a nerf ball>You hug catch her>This only makes her angrier
>>14444717xieril draw Dash in iron undies to prevent wpshhing
>>14444742what does that mean
What if Bacon'n'Eggs Pony took a dump in your mouth
>>14444700You don't know anything about gains, do you anon?
>>14444788>never played Mario Party
>>14444804I Ain't even mad, but isn't Flying Cardio?
>>14444795You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
>>14444822Why does Dash just take that?
>>14444783That's too cute
>>14444848>Desperately mad and trying to get free, she starts to bite you as hard as she can>You think she's nuzzling you playfully and is hungry>Spoon feed her baby food
>>14444861Its one thing to tease pony, but I think you are going too far in degrading her
>>14444656>>14444657You explain to him that you're feeling light headed and going to the nurse might be the best thing to do. He eagerly urges you to follow him as he begins to walk forward >Stare at his butt>Make small talk
>>14444875yeah, and he got kind of kinky too
>>14444861She is going to strangle you in your sleepPut a baby bonnet on her
>>14444879Make butt talk.
>>14444769This was the first time I ever got a boner to horses.