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Soon a gentle light stole over the heavens and gave me a sensation of pleasure. I started up and beheld a radiant form rise from among the trees. I gazed with a kind of wonder. It moved slowly, but it enlightened my path, and I again went out in search of berries. I was still cold when under one of the trees I found a huge cloak, with which I covered myself, and say down upon the ground. No distinct ideas occupied my mind; all was confused. I felt light, and hunger, and thirst, and darkness; innumerable sounds rang in my ears, and on all sides various scents saluted me; the only object that I could distinguish was the bright moon, and I fixed my eyes on that with pleasure.

>>14433812
Previous thread.

15 days remain.
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SOON
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Pon
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>>14437579
Sweet honkin' jubblies.
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>>14437615
Oh man S4 is gonna be so good.
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>>14437648
That pone sure does like flaunting her ass.
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oh~
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>>14437652
Pon
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>rape
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>>14437648
Her hind legs are really tiny.
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>>14437615
>putting all those rubbish images in the OP
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>>14437615
Too big for the marker filename, huh?

I am sure as hell cannot wait for the show to happen, but I am in no hurry.
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>>14437665
That pone needs a coat clipping.
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IT'S UP

4craft.us
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helo
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>>14437700
Not really, but even if it was
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>>14437615
Is it true? Has this monstrosity died?
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>>14437689
>thegifthatmadezevbronyfamous.gif
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>>14437700
does mlpg have a faction like last time?
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>>14437711
We didn't have a faction last time, and now presumably a whole lot less people are playing since they did a shitty job advertising it
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>>14437700
>this webpage is not available
oh, ok..
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>>14437711
wasn't sentenal in charge of it at one point?
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>>14437687
She might be a tiny horse!
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Ok who is the fucker that paid 0r0 to draw markerita?
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>>14437726
In charge, no, but I think he did help out in the setup of the first one in some fashion I never really understood, and was a player during it.
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>>14437660
SS is the best of the bunch
the perfect balance of tits and hips
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>>14437746
Oh boy! Better get dressed!
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>>14437744
I'm going to need a link before I fly in to a hellish shit-storm with this sort of news
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We do have our own white list minecraft servers.
http://mlpg.co/v/res/1687.html
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Babs sketches

Evens - draw Babs human
Odds - work on existing pictures
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>>14437750
oh ok. is he playing on it again?
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>>14437757
http://crackervolley.tumblr.com/image/66355676286
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>>14437746
I'll make sure to attend.
Is this a pot-luck or are you catering?
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>>14437746
I can't wait, I'm going to bring all my mlp figurines
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>>14437746
OH BOY WHAT DO I WEAR?
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>>14437746
*rips and tears the invitation*
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>>14437689
Oh good, i'm not the only one that linked those 2 in my mind
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>>14437759
she looks so cuddly!
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>>14437763
Don't know, he removed me on Steam as friends.
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>>14437766
For all the shit that 0r0 kicks up, I do have to say that he's a pretty good artist.
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>>14437763
No idea; this is the first I've heard about it happening again, beyond one person making a single post implying it was happening a few days back and then not elaborating any further.
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>>14437768
No need to worry, pasta will be provided.
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>>14437746
>gloomy has her signature bags
that's cute
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>>14437746
LK?
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Pony wants you to hurt yourself
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>>14437746
I'm going to be there but I'm probably going to be jackin' it the whole time

since tripcodes are optional I don't actually have to sign this RSVP to show up, right?
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>>14437435
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>>14437796
Fuck you, Pony! Fuck you!
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>>14437759
that's a cute babs

I like her

who is the pony that the bobs on the right is with?
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I, for one, welcome brony autisim
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>>14437790
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>>14437615
>15 days remain.
Wasn't this hiatus 280 days? I'm slightly surprised we survived for so long with just the comics and EqG drama.
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>>14437759
if Babs is laughing on the right and Babs is drinking the shake while reading the book, who is the pony in the middle?
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>>14437746
Man, I'm really looking forward to the premier. Just over a fortnight!
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>>14437766
I can't even tell what the hell her pose is supposed to be.
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>>14437798
>RSVP list has two or three names and "Anonymous" listed fifty times

>>14437802
It's nobody - just a random colt for reference.
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>>14433812

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>>14437746
Thats cute! What the address?

>>14437803
How did they get their own children?
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>>14437746
I will bring the shitposting!
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>>14437803
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>>14437803
>Right in the feels
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>>14437803
>autisim

So how's that disability working for you champ
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>>14437803
>>14437806
I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull but I see what you're doing and I hate it
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>>14437820
>>14437768
>Name and tripcodes are optional. Please RSUP

Take a hint already
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>>14437817
>random colt
Babs has a boyfriend~
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>my food stamps cover my weight gain powder

Soon, I will no longer need MLPG...
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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>14437859
>>my food stamps cover my weight gain powder
What
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>>14437803
>They have fillies and they grow and shit
>The CMC never grow old
Such is the curse of no cutie mark
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>>14437842
Calm down, Anon. It's a party.
I'm going with a name just this once.
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>>14437864
Yes you are.
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Hey, I'm back. Is this place still complete ass?
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>>14437871
>flimfagfilosophy
out
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>>14437889
day in and day out
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>>14437842
You don't have to tell me twice!
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>>14437707
It's strange, though. They're getting more dynamic looking poses, but Twilight is... well, her stock + wings, not even taking into account things like her curvier neck. Rarity and Fluttershy's poses are reused, but they're reasonably appropriate to the scene, disregarding the total perspective failure (THEY'RE GIANTS ON THAT HILL!)

Spike gets a few poses but he's still got those dead, dead eyes.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash look extra cute in the Celestia side, though.

>>14437842
It's RSVP; répondez 'il vous plaît, French for please respond.
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>>14437891
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UNF UNF FAT BUTTS
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>>14437746
Sign me in
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>>14437879
unf femrumble unf unf
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A human boy is transported to Equestria in order to save it by using the power of the lost element of harmony that has passed down through generations. Will he succeed in activating his element, or will he succumb to the darkness in his heart?
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>>14437900
I really like his Pony Fantasy videos.
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>>14437901
This picture really isn't all that special
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>>14437904
do you think femthunderlane eats her out
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>>14437901
>FAT BUTTS
>with that image
>not fat tits

it's like you're not even trying to encourage fetishry
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>>14437746
>Please RSVP
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>>14437915
I don't know, depends on how good he sucks cock
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>>14437891
>>14437900
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn your chips to trash!
You've got to set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash!
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Do pegasus smell like birds?
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>>14437921
no dude, they're siblings
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>>14437859
>weight gain powder
Why would you even drink that shit?
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>>14437924

fug, you smart anon
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>>14437930
no, they smell like ponies
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>>14437891
MOOOOM
I FOUND A COMMIE
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>>14437919
I've only watched his RDP videos.
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>considering lying to my boss to get out of work on S4 premiere

i can wait for youtube on the other epis but i want to be in the streams when its finally back.

whats a good excuse? i can only think of giving blood.
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>>14437939
Pony birds?
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>>14437922
Well I couldn't post the full thing. That's in old horse.
Meanwhile, there's this qt to plump up
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>>14437934
because food stamps don't pay for fast food?
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>>14437924
Make sure you use your PIN number.
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>>14437944
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mel brookes will die in your lifetime
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>>14437951
>talking about lying out of getting fair work
>posting Applejack
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>>14437949
Pony Fantasy is pretty much him doing the RDP voice while playing a shitty FF6 romhack. It's pretty hilarious, especially when he yells about Trixie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v6kTcms51A&list=SPNC_sRuPtMokNEoJ2FXhhMIpWSPfQzooW
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>>14437919
Are they actually good?
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>>14437929
who are these people
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>>14437901
Tell me more.
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>>14437963
Only if I can enter it in to an automatic ATM machine
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>>14437924
>Please respond please
I know, sorry.
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>>14437930
It really all depends on where that pony lives. I would say they smell like clouds.
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>>14437944
Is there a problem comrade?
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>>14437929
>you will never worship Andrea's feet
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Which one?
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>>14437997
Babs
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>>14437746
BUT THERE'S NO DATE ON THIS INVITATION
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN TO SHOW UP!?
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>>14437997

No.
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>>14437926
>>14437944
>>14437991
>>14437965
All this samefagging
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>>14437991
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>>14437993
>feet
>not legs
Step up senpai.
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>>14437970
You mean he isn't already dead?
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>>14437997
like a missle
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>>14437978
>>14437978
>who are these people
>who are these people

>who are these people>who are these people>who are these people>who are these peoplev

Is there ay way to ban this faggot from piss
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>>14438011

YOU FOUND ME OUT
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>>14437997
none
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>>14437997
None of them
Maybe SB and SS because they're the only ones with a reasonable build
I guess Babs if she were more top-heavy

but they're all grossly underage
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>>14438011
FUCK and i was having so much fun
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>>14438016
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>>14438021
BELLYBUTTON
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>>14437997
>fat girls
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>>14438024
>implying photoshop doesn't exist
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>>14438014
To the gulag with this one
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>>14438051
I really wish subby would show up so I could convince him to make me a greasemonkey script that would toggle a (You) on all backlinks
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>>14438051
Photoshop does exist, and so do proxies. But three different ones posted within a minute of eachother is still a pretty good indicator.
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>>14438051
>using photoshop for this
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boo
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>that video of the mare sucking a freakishly large cock and swallowing his load

I hold these threads solely responsible for making me masturbate to bestiality. Fuck you for making me like it.
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>>14437817
>Babs is bigger
I don't think I can hold back the unfs.
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>>14438059
Who cares if he's samefagging, though?
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>>14438059
>you will never put in work with Gilda
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>>14438043
They're glorious.
Don't even try to deny it.
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>>14438072
A good question
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>>14438045
slick, warm, and jiggly
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>>14438080
Prettiest bird on the show
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>>14438065
that was fun to film
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>>14438065
and yet you've never sucked off a stallion

fuck you for your half-measures
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>>14438087
Such a shame that she's a cunt
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>>14438064

AHHHH
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>>14438091
I'd fuck a pony mare if it was clean, not a stallion though because I'm not a sick homosexual degenerate.
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>>14438079
Why is she so perfect?
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>>14438102
you know what I want to see

lilly fainting down a flight of stairs
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>>14438106
Because she _____________________________________________________isn't
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>>14438087
Makes a pretty human too.
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>>14438117

But that would hurt her anon

how terrible
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>>14438065
I've jacked off to Tiara's chrysalis flash, that was my rock bottom
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>>14438124
All ponies make pretty humans if the artist make them pretty.
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Lily is a really fucking cute pony
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>>14438066
Girls do tend to grow up faster than boys. Whether or not she can maintain that lead is another story.
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>>14438092
If given a choice, would you rather see Gilda again in Season 4 or add another cat-bird into the show?
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>>14438106
She probably gives the best head out of all the VAs, chubby girls love sucking cock
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>>14438128
Lilly fainting down a flight of stairs covered in mattresses and pillows while wearing a suit of armor
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>>14438106
No-one is perfect.
She has mortal flaws just like the rest of us.
But she's definitely pretty good.
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>>14438137

That's, like, the Theory of Everything or something
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>>14438124
If you're in to that sort of thing
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>>14438146
Another cat-bird. I imagine that, like ponies, they're all cute.
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>>14438124
>>14438160

Could use a good example to prove the point.
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>>14438146
I'd rather see gustav show up again
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>>14438140

She really is!

>>14438150

Ok well in that case anon I think that would be kosher
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>>14438151

She's no mortal, fool!
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Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands.
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>>14438155
Arjen pls
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>>14438146
Another cat-bird.
Preferably a girl.
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>>14438169
if you don't like it you don't like it
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>>14438189
No time for love, Dr. Jones.
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>>14438179
it's "turn the page" you goddamn mongoloid

I bet you don't even get the joke behind "I'm nauseous"
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>>14438179
READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK
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>>14438202
Oh fish-sticks.
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>>14438189
>woman in a suit
unf
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>>14438209
and that's why bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity
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>>14438206
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>>14438218
Is that from the fortune teller episode? It's been forever since I've seen the show
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>>14437820
>How did they get their own children?
considering they share next to no resemblance to them I would guess adoption
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>>14438211
Lydia always gave me a hardon
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>>14438202
I bet you didn't even know Garbage Day was the pilot episode
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>>14438246
day of the dumpster was the power rangers pilot episode
coincidence???
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>>14438230
that gilda
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>>14438202
there was a joke behind it?
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>>14438170
I could see Gustav as one of the new chef for Celestia after he impress her with her pasties during that contest, or just a background character cooking stuff up in a restaurant or a kitchen whatever the scene demand its.

>>14438165
>>14438184
You got your new griffon! How would you like this griffon to act if she was put into the show?
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>>14438224
Tongue piercings get me going like nothing else.
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>>14438148
probably gives the best anal too
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>>14438258
Snarky and cute.
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>that wander over yonder episode
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>>14438142
Is she going to be like, Big Mac big?
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anyone has a mirror of FapTV
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>>14438275

>studs caressing the frenellum
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>>14438303
LETS SHIP HER WITH RANDOM CHARACTERS
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>>14438258
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>>14438315
no
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>>14438275
I feel that piercings are dumb. I don't get it. Also worried all the time that someone is going to yank them out.
>oh what's that you have large gauges in your ears and a few eyebrow rings nope not anymore now all you have is gaping wounds
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>>14438315

sounds like a plan
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>>14438315
>you'll never make Gilda blush
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Ever visited the grand canyon guys?
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>>14438326

>gauges

maximum faggotry
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>>14438317
But that's now even Kraut.
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>>14438165
>saving the thumbnail
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>>14438349
I didn't. Whoever posted the version i saved did.
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Daily reminder that PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ is the only one who matters now. She's taller, higher-ranking, more powerful, and better than everyone else.

Your favorite pony is shit unless it's PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™. So sayeth Hasbro, so sayeth Meghan, their will be done.
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>>14438328
YEAH
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>>14438326
Tongue piercings are the only ones I like. Good for extra stimulation during oral.
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>>14438230
There is something about that Gilda that makes her more attractive. I can't put my finger on it.

>>14438315
Does it really matter who?

>>14438279
But thats too vague and Gilda-like.
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Two weeks, you faggots.
It's actually happening.
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>>14438359
and then you saved it
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>>14438364
This has to be the weirdest ship I've ever seen.
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>>14438275
I wonder if the stud feels good on the head of your cock, metal and my glans don't sound like a good combo to me.
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>>14438367
Gilda wasn't snarky and cute. She was just a cunt.
>>
Difference between pone and griffin (and why pone is better):

Griffin:
1. Can't do proper blowjob (without hurting your dick)
2. Can't kiss either
3. Can't do proper handjob either (too rough)
4. Pegasi have wings too, your argument is invalid

Pone:
1. Can suck your off nicely, whole dick
2. Soft lips, can kiss
3. Can't do handjob either

See, pone is better.
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>>14438367
>>14438375
PERHAPS SOME GILDAMAC
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>>14438374
>Duckface
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>>14438374
Where is this shitty art coming from?
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>>14438371
I feel the hype and pessimism slowly returning. It's a good feeling.
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>>14438392
all wrong
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Gilda is a stupid stoner.
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>>14438401
It's just Rose drawing privately for her popular friends
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>>14438392
Griffons can give footjobs with their paws.
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>>14438410
I bet Griffins are soft and fuzzy. Even fuzzier than pone.
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>>14438428
Still too rough, not skin
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>>14438422
You sound jealous.
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>>14438394
BUT HOW WOULD GILDA WOO BIG MAC?

>>14438392
But can they cuddle? Did we even heard a griffin purr?
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>>14438450
>being jealous of attention whore
rosefag please
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>>14438452
Would you scratch her under the chin until she purrs.
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>>14438392
http://i.minus.com/idsWNLnfJ7Yha.gif

Ponies are the best for blowjobs, those big muscular tongues, oh fuck
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>>14438464
not on the first date
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How come ya'll like Griffons so much when the only 2 we saw on the show were jerks?
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>>14437615
>>14437615
>Applejack calls her "Princess Twilight'
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>>14438487
hey faggot
the french chef guy was a bro
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>>14438487
Gilda is pretty and there was nothing wrong with Gustav
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>>14438485
She'd be putty in your hands.
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>>14438487
>the only 2 we saw on the show were jerks?
You what
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>>14438487
Chef guy wasnt a jerk though. But i really couldn't care less about griffons
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>>14438362
pls direct your attention to
>>14438492
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>>14438383
http://i.minus.com/iz0wnafHO9r0U.gif

velvety warm tongues > disgusting mutilated tongues
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>>14438362
>doompauling about PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>picture has no wings or crown
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>>14438512
>>14438492
I'm pretty sure PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ is already referring to that. What's equally horrifying is that they call her PRINCESS TWILIGHT™ in the scripts too.
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>all these people that aren't satisfied with canon shipping
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>>14438504
I could care less about them myself.
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>>14438487
Eh, Gustav wasn't a jerk, Applejack.

I would say its a nice change of pace from ponies, for awhile. It makes you wonder why they didn't have a griffin comic by now.
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>>14438547
Or a diamond dog comic.
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>>14438531
>they're going to keep bowing to her
>her own fucking brother is probably going to bow to her
>and her parents
>please make it stop
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>>14438494
>>14438498
total jerks
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>>14438487
Are you implying all gryphons are jerks Applejack?
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>>14438538
Big Mac has good taste
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>>14438564
Are you accusing AJ of being racist?
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>>14438564
>>14438563
Applejack is so racist!
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>14438563
>>14438564
>>14438574
>>14438575
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>>14438595
unf

I hope we get to see non-show destructing transformation in S4
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>>14438602
oh you will
the other ponies have to become princesses too
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It's been a while since one of these popped up.
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/66379519203/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp125-with-timestamps
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>>14437615
>Pinkie being calm enough to read a book

But that vector is 2qt4me :3
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>>14438613
>the other ponies have to become princesses too
god i cant wai until you guys are proven wrong
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>>14438641
You'll be waiting a long, long time.
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>>14438633
2 slow
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>>14438655
Oh, did the last thread catch it? Nuts.
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>>14438633
I always enjoy hearing about how they react to the show in other parts of the world, it's neat.
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pony wants to know if you saw her butt
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>>14438275
Blowjob from pony Vinyl with a pierced tongue or a blowjob from human Vinyl with a pierced tongue?
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>>14438682
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>>14438681
M-maybe.
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>>14438681
Pony's butt is always visible.
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>>14438275
piercings fucking stupid and tattoos are too.
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>>14438696
I only have one penis
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>>14438682
Pony Vinyl. Those petite mouths and muscular tongues, those eyes looking up at you, those big soft asses, perfect.
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>>14438707
>not having two penises
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I haven't visited here in 4 months, what have I missed?
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>have to nopone all day for various reasons
>return
>all this>>14437615
I R EXCITE
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>>14438633
Somehow I think the audience has changed a bit from the earlier ones, they aren't as funny anymore.
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>>14438731
a lot of drama over very little.
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>>14438729
I'm so glad that pinkie's head got remade from scratch
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>>14438731
Rainbow Dash posted lewd picture of herself
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>>14438681
Always.
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>>14438735
It has, but there are still a few fun bits.
>00:01:43 It looks like RD is gonna kiss AJ
>00:01:43 ↑ It kinda doesn’t! [in big red letters]
>00:01:43 ↑ If you pause the video at the right time it does.
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>>14438755
I want to have slow sensual anal with Fluttershy loving that full feeling it gives her
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>>14438743
unf
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boop
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>>14438731
Season 4 in two weeks
EQG wasn't bad but it wasn't good either.
And comics
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>>14438769
She's trying to get Twilight to "delete them from the internet"
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>>14438789
>EG wasn't bad
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>>14438789
>EqG
>not bad
Stop lying
Saying it was mediocre is pushing it. There are almost no things that it did good other than Spike and even then that was for a short while.
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>>14438567
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>>14438585
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>>14438743
How does pone even define lewd?
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>>14438767
>anal
you know there's a hole designed for taking it right
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Pony says to chub up!
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OH RIGHT MORE SPOOKY CUTE QUEST TONIGHT!
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>>14438818
Hugging on top of the covers with the lights on
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>>14437900
No one on /mlp/ seems to embed sounds in gifs.
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>>14438825
I don't need chub, I need muscle. I'm too damn skinny.
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>>14438819
Thff hnn?
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>>14438844
>Sound included video
>GIF

pick one
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>>14438851
Damn right you're too skinny!
Get some jiggle on those bones!
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>>14438872
>tfw red is ded
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>>14437997
is this Ross?
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>>14438844
If I had the sound file from it I could
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>>14438799
>>14438804
It's like you guys don't have basic reading comprehension
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>>14438836
oh gooness
Then I'd better start spoilering all this hardcore pornography I've got saved.
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>>14438883
Scootaloo is really good at that
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>>14438892
You literally said it wasn't bad. You also added that it wasn't good either, but you still said it wasn't bad. I completely disagree with that.
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>>14438882
No, he's still as can't-fucking-finish-anything-ever as usual.
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>>14438893
>oh gooness
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>>14438893
i want to
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>>14438868
http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/

People used it on /a/ quite a bit a few years ago. I haven't been browsing much recently, though, so it might have fallen out of fashion.

The one I linked to looks like the most up-to-date version, though. Looks like it can combine images and sounds at upload time, too, which is neat.
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>>14438900
That I did perhaps a better choice of worse would have sufficed. But let me just state that I thought the film was mediocre leaning towards bad.
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>>14438893

how indescribably lewd!
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>>14438883
Actually, I just remembered there was a link in the video description.
[test]
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>>14438923
I'd do all sorts of things to her.
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That picture of Lyra giving a blowjob got my dick so hard that it was painful
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>>14438943
this one?
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>>14438935
>>14438923
>>14438910
I'M NOT EVEN SORRY
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>>14438931
hmm, I did not know that. thankyou
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>>14438939
like give her a hug and kiss her on the forehead?
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>>14438943
Would you drink it?
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>>14438893
>>14438961

Cease and desist, you lawless cur!

We've got an APB out on you!
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>>14438965
Sure, after we're finished.
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>>14438968
i'd put police pone in an inescapable cuddle lock until she wants to stay
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>>14438993
anon you are disgusting
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>>14438937
Perfect.

You could probably shave off some size from the gif by changing the indexed colors so that RD's solid colors aren't dithered. And obviously by compressing the audio more, since no one cares about quality when they're dealing with audio embedded in gifs.
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>>14438960
yeah, that's one of my favorites
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THE ADVENTURES OF STICK BOY AND BLOB GIRL

Foreword by Andrew Dobson
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>>14438968
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER
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>>14439002
shh, sh
she'll grow to love it
they always do
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>>14439030
fuck off with your fetishshit
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>>14439017
I might have enjoyed this if the art style wasn't fucking terrifying.
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>>14439027
That's it.

You were warned, but now we're going to have to throw the book at you.
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>>14439004
Well yeah, I was just half assing it right now and I don't know too much about gif work.
I think of it as long as it isn't hovering exactly around 3mb's it suffices.
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>>14439017
>Foreword by Andrew Dobson
Well, at least you can make jokes.
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>>14439053
is she throwing the book at me?
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>>14439017
Those trousers look about to rip at the seams at the slightest movement
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>>14439053
Twilight would be shocked at your disrespectful use of books! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
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>>14439040
what kind of pony doesn't love cuddling, anon
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>>14439017
I can't unsee wilson's hair
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>>14439085
Only the kind of pony that doesn't have sex.
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>>14439089
MEANWHILE, AT THE STABLE OF JUSTICE
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>>14439085
Cuddling is essential for healthy pony growth and development, so serial killers, most likely.
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>>14439085
I know that that one likes cuddles
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>>14439077
It was the only way.

You're going to have to explain how those pages got that way. IN COURT.
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>>14439117
Makes sense
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>>14439109
>"Ten cuddles, hup hup!"
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>14 days
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>>14439109
why do you love that picture of her not cuddling with you

is your fetish cuddling ntr
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>>14439125
Reminds me of that Hugging workout Scrubbles wrote
it was so cute
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you put the penis in the pony
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Twilight Sparkle is more magical than ever! Click to find out why!
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>>14439134
But I'm not anon silly
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>>14439119
I'll just explain that police pony was grossly misusing the resources and power granted to her by the state of Pone. Again.
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Pony just booped you with the Ullapool Caber
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>>14439140
>penis
>in the pony
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>>14439144
that's you in the bed
that's you in the spotlight
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derpy just booped you with her butt
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>>14439149
>Not the Ullaboop Caber
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>>14439075

She needs to stop taking a slice of cake with her to every lunch she has at that school. But she's in denial, so of course she won't.
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>>14438883
[boop]
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>>14439161

brb ICU
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>>14439165
>"Boop!"
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>>14439145
Slander! Police pony's a good cop!
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>>14439167
I'm pretty sure that her jeans bursting at the seams on the most embarrassing situation possible would make her land pretty hard
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>>14439149
was pony at low health?
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>>14439193
What would be the most embarrassing situation?
Right after lunch, in the middle of the hall?
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>>14439214
During lunch, of course

She just had one slice too many and her jeans just gave up as she was waddling her way to get more cake
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so i haven't watched this thing since i quit at the middle of season 2.
did they explain how life dies at some point?
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>>14439195
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>>14439184
When do we get to see police pony banged by a rapist she was trying to bring to justice?
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>>14439226
They have a pony seemingly going under chemotherapy appear in one episode and then in the next there's a funeral being held.
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>>14439193

Like during another convo with Rumble?
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>>14439239
g-granny smith di-died?
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>>14439184
No, she's a good mare. She's not the best at her job, but she makes up for it with her attitude.
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>>14439149
>>14439165
>check price for strange variant
>over 9 keys
Goddamn it.
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>>14439225
I wonder how would she hold together with all those people staring at her, judging, laughing, outright admiring...
She'd have to squeeze into the Nurse's Office to call Daddy and tell him it happened again.
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>>14439196
Pony made a hasty escape with the sticky jumper to a nearby healthpack
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>>14439226
>>14439239
Oh yeah and then in an Apple Family episode two shooting stars race across the sky as Applejack looks up wistfully saying something along the lines of "Too bad everyone couldn't be here..."
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>>14439257
I wonder what pony prison is like
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>>14438805
>implying he needs to force them

actually he is sorta dragging them in this pic i guess
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>>14439257
It's just that some days are hard, you know?

Augh that's adorable
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>>14439279
She'd probably get absolutely pelted with food all the way to the office, I bet
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>>14439259
Most a re desperate to sell it and 9 keys is easy to get

but yeah, that's what happens with salvaged crates, it sucks
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>>14439281
pony craters
RIP pony ;_;7
see you in 8 seconds
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>>14439288
It's a terrible place!

>>14439301
Maybe I've been too hard on her.
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>>14439305
Probably. She's a big target, and has a lot of enemies.
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>>14439284
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THERE WERE ONLY FOUR GOOD EPISODES IN SEASON 3

JUST FOR SIDEKICKS
SCAREDALOO
AND TWO OTHER EPISODES
OF YOUR PERSONAL CHOICE
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>>14439322
In fact, I'm pretty sure all those enemies made sure she always had plenty of food nearby at all times
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>>14439316
Goat you should do a "draw this again" pic
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>>14439281
>sticky jumper
why would pony give up the decisive ability to sticky spam?
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>>14439294
Damn, mac
you a playa
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>>14439326
AJ's parents are canon dead nigga
Deal w/ it
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Pony tells you that you should let her lay her eggs in you. Hay or neigh?
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>>14439339
I do those pretty often, actually. It's neat to see what I've learned between attempts.

Unless you wanted me to redo that coke pony picture.
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>>14439342
Because she is not a clever pony
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>>14439316
How did colapone get locked up?
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>>14439359
w-will it hurt?
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>>14439362
Nope, I just meant any picture
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>>14439372
Pony promises that she'll help you pretend that it doesn't hurt by singing a song while laying her eggs.
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>>14439288

It is a terrible place indeed
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>>14439359
I dont get down with bugs
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>>14439336
And she fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
Hell, up until the end I bet she was enjoying the constant snacking and desserts, even if the desks were getting tight and her waistline quite a bit wider.
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>>14439375
Oh, well I'm actually working on one right now. It's not pony at all, though.
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>>14439398
I bet they all secretly giggled every time they heard the chairs and banks creaking ominously when she sat on them
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POLICE PONY BEING RAPED WHEN.
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>>14439443
NEVER.
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>>14439419
Well, the ones that weren't silently staring and blushing at least. If this has taught Tiara anything, it's that a growing belly means more shopping for luxury clothes.
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>>14439443
policepone R34 is now needed
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Good morning mlpg
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>>14439470
policepone R34 is now AGAISNT THE LAW
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>>14439515
Mornin Rarity. Sleep well?
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>>14439530
breakin the law
breakin the law
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>walking into ded

Are we stramming or something?
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>>14439368
Tasting horrid.
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>>14439530
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>>14439530
Police pone interacting with Dredd when?
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>>14439563
Certainly. You wouldn't BELIEVE the things Fancy can do in bed!
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>>14439225
>>14439279
>>14439305
>>14439322
>>14439336

To be honest, I just imagine the button on her jeans popping off while she's in private with Rumble. Diamond's about to wig out, but Rumble solves the situation by taking off his longsleeve and giving it to her to tie around her exposed stomach. He's trying not to stare.
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>>14439563
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why is rarijack so fucking hot
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>>14439615
It's no flutterjack
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>>14439615
because of how noncanon it is
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SWEATY GRIFFON PAWS
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>>14439604
There's a lot to stare at.
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>>14439615
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>>14439627
>I have never watched the show
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>>14439615
This is cutest.
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HUGE PONIES
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>>14439655
well obviously you havent if you think it is
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you know, browsing 4chan on your phone isnt as bad as it used to be. there's even a nice app for it.
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Is this a good pony?
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>>14439704
But my phone doesn't support apps
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>>14439672
AND THAT MEANS SHE HAS HUGE GUTS
RIP AND TEAR
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>>14439718
Hey non, are you that guy who makes gifs?
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>>14439742
Yes sir.
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>all of this shipping
Since when did all ponies turn gay?
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>>14439633

Some light pink stretchmarks, maybe. Rumble would want to make it clear that even if he had to go through with taking Diamond's offer for a date, it wouldn't be about her body - it would be about giving someone a second chance being worth something.
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>>14439715
Sure.
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>>14439749

fight the power anon
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>>14439749
Never.
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>>14439749
Here's some straight ponies.
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beb
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>>14439715
She's much more than that
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>>14439818

Why don't you just put your dick in that pony already?
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>>14439846
>Rarity's culinary skills
>underdeveloped
>made sunny side up eggs out of cereal and carrots
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>>14439846
They say it's bad for your internal pony glands if you don't achieve full release with self booping regularly
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>>14439833
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>>14439846
But you should be careful not to boop too much.
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>>14439856
Didn't your mom teach you how to do that? It's an easy recipe.
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>>14439805
woah nelly
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sdrawkcab dneb smra ym semitemos
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>>14439881
>cadence
>not finding wincest hot
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>>14439878
I'd rather have Rarity's dad teach me how to bbq.
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>>14439833
That's lewd
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>>14439745
Was wondering if you could make a gif from a scene of Cop Out. It's one of my favorite reactions, but it cuts out the I REFUSE part. Unfortunately, every youtube I find of it isn't good quality or doesn't have that part. It's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJ00Py9Q5Y
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>>14439682
what a cute picture and what a best pony
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>>14439925

Are you insinuating that that pony isn't for lewd use and you aren't gunning to do unspeakably lewd things to her?
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>>14439925
>yeah heh, what a stupid idea
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>>14439901
>Cadence encourages it because it's 'cute'
>Shining and Twilight don't like it
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>>14439715
she is more than a good pony
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>>14439912
Would you go fishing with him?
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>>14439943
I-I don't have to answer that
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>>14439950
>those snickers and giggles
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>>14439956
Yeah, as long as I didn't have to eat Sweetie's brunchfast.
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>>14439966

You mean you want to be insincere with pony?

How can you bandy around her feelings like that?

Give it to her straight! Give it to her~
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>>14439980
Anon porfis
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>>14439975
Maybe it's really good. You don't know.
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Maybe.
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>>14439966
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>>14440015
>anthro

no
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>>14440015
I'd synchronize those life fibers
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>>14440015
>tfw Rei will never finish this one
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>>14440046
Dang, that's neat.
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Why so ded?
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I'm gonna do it
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What kinds of things do you think Babs does as a CMC?
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>>14439997

If you don't want her someone else might.
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>>14440015
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>14440062
sexual things
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>>14440060
What a sleepy pone

>>14440066
SNACK THE CRUCH OFF??!
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>>14440062

She's got her own chaper in manehatten.

They probably get into turf wars. Fighting each other with chicken wire and knuckle dusters and caps with sharpened coins sewn in the brim.
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>>14440062
Urban exploration

Parkour
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>>14440100
>caps with sharpened coins sewn in the brim
Why would anybody do that?
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>>14440015
Remember this?
This was good.
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pony wants to watch something with you but all they have is boku no pico
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>>14440088
She's my little pony now, Xieril. Your inability to show your true feels for her has enabled me to stroll up and ask her to the Fall Formal before you could.

GAME OVER
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>>14440113
>parkour
>fat little sack of shit

I want to see this, if only for when she busts her fat ass.
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>>14440169
If life is anything like in the comics, soon his friends will come and poke you with a stick, crossdress, and eventually Dash will end up with him.
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>>14439940
If this isn't good, I guess I could download the movie, but it's hard to get stuff like this down to 3mb
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>>14440190
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fP0u6QuBmk
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>>14440190
She's not fat, she's voluptuous!
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>>14440213
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaUSAnpGfv0
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>>14440221
what, does she fucking bounce over the walls with her butt girth?
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Daily reminder tripfags ruined mlpg and the fandom.
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ASPIRANT

ARE YOU HERE? CUTE QUEST TONIGHT?
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Well
I guess I'll be sticking my dick in PRINCESS Twilight, then
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>>14440309
I'm already having sex with Princess Twilight Sparkle. Find your own pony.
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>>14440317
I already did, matey.

Get your limp dick out of my wife.
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>>14440192
There's only one problem with your hypothesis there... I'm not a jock nor entirely unpleasant.

What now?
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>>14440325
She's wearing my wedding band, pal. Leave before the guards take you out.
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Would you have horse sex with Lightning Dust MLPG?
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>>14440249
>this is my fetish
>opposite of Derpy
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>>14440332
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>>14440209
It's a good movie regardless. You should watch it. Thanks.
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>>14440340
Simon, we've talked about this. You were at the wedding, but the letters, the times we found you in the bushes?

You're not well, Simon.

Please wake up.
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>>14440355
>Simon
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>>14440341
Sure but she should understand that I am a human
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>>14440341

no that pony is a jerkwad
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>>14440375
Good catch, Princess.
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Would you a cheerleader?
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>>14440325
>>14440340
Neither one of you is having sex with my wife. Twilight Sparkle is leaving with me.
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>>14440341
I might eat her out because she's kinda hot, but she isn't getting the D from me. That pony is a total jerk.
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okay guys

now we need pones in mechas
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>>14440402
I'm not sure you want her any more
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>>14440401
Those are some cute satyrs.
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>>14440420
That is some terrible hair
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>>14440384

that was the only way you could ever be transformed into a stallion

oh well i guess it is too late now but at least you kept true to yourself
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>>14440440
So precisely what you'd expect for a real Twilight
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>>14440401
I always wondered what it felt like for them to wear those kind of outfits with nothing bulging in between their legs down there.
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So I don't think my lecithin is working
no real increase to load size at 2400mg per day
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>>14440451
...what?
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>>14440451
Must feel pretty damn nice.
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>>14440449
But Twilight has the best hair in the show

TS >FS >RY >RD >PP >AJ
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>>14440446

Sorry anon if there is one way there are others!

besides that wasn't mentioned as part of the hypothetical so it doesn't count!
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>>14440451
>having that gap between the thighs next to your crotch
Probably feels pretty good.
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>>14440459
I'm on 5g
There's a delay of like a week or two
Pygeum works faster
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>>14440465
> please let me site Doxy
Citation denied.
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>>14440465
Disagree

FS>RY>RD>AJ>TS>PP
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>>14440451
>>14440472
A kind of similar feeling is letting your pubes grow to jungle level and then shaving them bare.

I swear to fucking god it felt like there was nothing down there anymore.
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>>14440494
I always keep my dingaling hair free, nigga. Feels like I got a penis.
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>>14440495
>>14440494
I'm giggling
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>>14440482
How much of an increase should I expect?

And yeah, the Pygeum kicked in about 4 days after I started, and I've been taking it for 9 days so far.
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>>14440482
Are you kidding? I came like a faucet two days in on lechithin alone.
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>>14440515
Not sure
It's certainly noticeable
Especially after a few days of holding out or intermittent edging
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>Spend around 45 minutes trying to figure out how to properly configure something because every fucking tutorial was using the old version
>Go to the fucking documentation website
>Thing fucking works
WHY.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE UPDATE TUTORIALS
WHY AREN'T PEOPLE 100% THOROUGH ON THEIR TUTORIALS
WHY DO I HAVE SPEND 45 MINUTES CONFIGURING GLFW
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Pony's rosy cheeks
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>>14440556
which ones?
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>>14440527
Everyone is different, Anon
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>Being a mare
>never have to shave because coat always grows to perfect length
>get to pretty up your mane and tail and wear cute saddles
>never bleed every month because your uterus is superpowered and reabsorbs everything
>super muscular vagina that you just have to keep clean and everyone wants
Must feel great being so superior
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>>14440527
I don't believe you
I need proof
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>>14440561
Clearly not, I hear shit all the time from guys who're like "It took two weeks ..."
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>>14440548
Calm down Twilight
You'll mess up your bedsheets
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>>14440527
>>14440571
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>>14440548
>GLFW
You making one of yer goat anime games, son?
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Whoa hey, threads gettin weird again
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>>14440548
>Using tutorials
That's where you went wrong, straightedgeanon
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>twilight and friends power-up their EoH rainbow beam
>it turns into this and beats up the villain

what is your reaction
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>>14440571
You're not getting proof, but anecdotally I needed to take care of business after my ladyfriend's bits started hurting too much, went to the bathroom and practically pissed cum all over the toilet seat. This stack is pretty amazing.
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>>14440568
I'd like to at least be a pegasus or unicorn though
I feel like as an earthy I would just feel inferior all the time and without magic or wings and with the loss of fingers and such I'm basically just a walking cocksleeve
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>>14440597
Sound unbelievable
Provide proof or mlpg will think you're a liar
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>>14440596
Celestia and Luna better have fucking Stands because serously
Seriously
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>>14440605
I'd agree. I'd actually prefer to be a pegasus because I'm a bit of an adrenaline jockey. Being a pegasus mare that goes fast would be the best.
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>>14440590
I'm just learning GLFW so I can make a small 3d game with ponies
>>14440595
>Straightedgeanon
How?
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>>14440617
stop talking for mlpg as a whole faggot

take it to /soc/ or the sub
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Apples.
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>>14440617
I know hot glue is banned and all
But surely you're not THAT desperate for new videos
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>>14440597
>girlfriend
>can make her hurt
>massive loads
Yep
This is a little overboard
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>>14440559
All of them
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>>14440548
If you're gonna program a lot, prepare yourself.
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>>14440638
Actually it's vaginisimus
It's not something to crow about
Shit sucks when you're getting close to cumming and she has to say "stop" for fear of wracking pain for the rest of the weekend
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>>14440634
>hot glue

That's not what I'm asking for
I just want to know that it's worth it to keep taking the stack
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>>14440631
Will there be romance?
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>>14440580
It's okay. She has a Spike.
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>>14440621
But Anon.

The Sun and the Moon are their stands.
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>>14440631
You're straight edge because you didn't copy/paste someone else's code to make everything work. Since you didn't steal, you're considered a 'straight edge' programmer.

Most programmers would simply steal the code they need to make it all work right. You're doing the better thing by actually learning it.
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>>14440627
pegasus mare master race
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>>14440660
I was actually asking how did you know I was straightedgeanon

I mostly learn by example
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>>14440653
Not that guy
But it's worth it

Lay off the pygeum if you've got a gf and you're still using condoms.
The pre will make that shit slide off the moment you're at 99% hardness
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>>14440638
He also used the terms 'ladyfriend' and 'bits' to describe a vagina. That's virgin speak.

>>14440652
So is vaginismus.

Ya'll done oversold it.
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>>14440675
I knew you were straight edge anon from your previous posts
I've been working on SFML games. Mostly abandoned because of real life
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>>14440661
My nigga
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>>14440679
> using certain words screams 'virgin'
> so is an actual diagnosis by a GF's doctor
I know you may have been on here some time, but this isn't "bags of sand." Vigorous sex makes her cunt hurt. Does that make you feel better somehow? More at ease with this conversation?

Moreover I'm Anonymous and if anything virgins or nearlyvirginagains are in the majority on this General, what on Earth would I have to gain?
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>>14440678
But pre is my favorite part...
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pony wants to drive you crazy
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>>14440627
>>14440605
>>14440568
>>14440661


All you anons and your wanting to be the pretty pegasus mare

Am I really the only one that would choose earth pony stallion

I mean come on they are adorable
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>>14440707
She already does
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>>14440709
adorable and boring
but we can still go out if you want
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>>14440702
BREAKING NEWS

XIERIL WANTS TO BE THE PEGASUS MARE
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>>14440661
Pegasi qt race
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>>14440678
>The pre will make that shit slide off the moment you're at 99% hardness
Speaking as a guy who's always leaked like a faucet, that's ... odd. What the Hell brand and size have you been using such that makes you slip-slide?
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>>14440703
That feel of 'I'm so cool'
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>>14440709
Well, see, you actually aren't the only one that would choose earth pony stallion.

Because you will never get to make that choice.
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>>14440725
>not wanting to be a pretty mare in a dress
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>>14440725
Not really, no. I'd like to be with a pegasus mare though
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>>14440732
Anon, let's be practical here. I'm talking about having to finish in the bathroom mid-coitus on a MLPG fan board.

In what universe does this make me 'feel cool'?
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>>14440725
FUCKING DROPPED
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>>14440709
Well, you could be the cute Earth stallion if you really wanted. Maybe later we could fly on up to Cloudsdale and catch a mov--

Oh, wait.
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>>14440747
It's more the fact that you can piss cum
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>>14440760
It feels amazing and maybe a little impressive, but even speaking as a big stack fan it's not necessarily 'cool'.
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>>14440709
I'd be a chubby earth pony mare in a pretty apron.
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ponimouto
younger filly juice
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>>14440750
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Stram.
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>>14440720

Not boring anon, just adorable! And sounds like a plan

>>14440740

While you will never rustle my jimmies anon, I must give you credit for your diabolical spoiler trap

>>14440755

There are plenty of places to see movies anon, no need to retreat to your secret villainous wingpone skylair
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Stream
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>>14440709
Maybe if you were the stallion i could be the mare.
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>>14440791
Little pony abuse
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>>14440747
>uses MLPG
>claims to have 'girlfriend'
>actually says 'coitus' instead of sex
VIRGIN DETECTED
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>>14440803
He'll only disappoint you, Anonymous.
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>>14440755
>wanting to be cute anything
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>>14440709
But if I were a stallion then it would be gay to be fucked by all the stallions in equestria
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>>14440803
I'd rather just date another cute mare and just have stallions come over when we want to have fun
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>>14440806
"Mid-coitus" is a pretty common phrase, mate.

Would you prefer "in flagrante delicto"?
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>>14440828
>not mid-horizontal tango
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>>14440791
>hitting pony
>ever
What a monster
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I'm pretty sure my gf doesn't even know that I cum more than normal
She's only had one guy before me and I've been on it the whole time we've been together
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>>14440810
He's a pony. How could he?

>>14440824
Nigga you straight.
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>>14440824
My nigga

I would find the best friend ever, have secret girl pony makeout sessions, and probably keep a boyfriend on the side that I'm not so slutty with.
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>>14440836
I'd hit on that pony
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>>14440709
I'd be a pegasus stallion.
I've always wanted to fly.
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>>14440836
WPSHH
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>>14440843
>He's a pony
We're talking about FlyingSaucer, not a pony.
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>>14440834
> mid-horizontal
It's horizontal hoedown, pelvic peaknuckle, diagonal dicking, or vertical voluptuousness, mate.

Try to keep up.
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>>14440828
>"Mid-coitus"
It sounds like something Hank Hill would say because he gets awkward around the subject of sex.
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>>14440846
I'd hit both of you.
>>
I hope the next thread is about blue pony.
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>>14440841
She might just think YOU cum more than HE did
Either that or she hasn't really noticed as you finish inside and there's only so much difference you can tell, aside from it leaking out into panties and all that.
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>>14440803

Maybe anon, maybe
especially if you look like that mare

>>14440810

How terribly rude

>>14440821

You do make a compelling argument anonymous
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>>14440867
Trixie?
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>>14440852
But in the theoretic situation he's a pony.
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>>14440867
Which one?
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>>14440859
It's still pretty common.
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>>14439158
Choosing his religion?
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>>14440882
Wrong.
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>>14440900
I'm pretty sure I;m a pony at least
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>>14440900
but >>14440709 >>14440803
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>>14440882
>>14440911

Just ignore that anon

He likes trying to rain on my parade regarding any kind of pony transformation talk

its his super special talent
>>
NEW HORSE???
>>
NEW HOUSE?>
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>Gay couples in Equestria is considered perfectly normal
>Most ponies see couples as really close friends rather than sexual partners
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>>14440911
>>14440915
Oh, you can be a mare. FlyingSaucer just doesn't want to be a pony.
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>>14440917
I wonder what his cutie mark looks like
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>>14440928
"I don't want to believe"
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>>14440928
A giant dick brick, or more colloquially known as a 'cock block'.
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>>14440924
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR BOOP
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Are you guys bringing any snacks to the premiere party?
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>>14440928

I don't know a parade getting rained on would be kind of hard to render in cutie mark form, hmm
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>>14440955
How about just a silhouette of a pony with a red circle and a slash through it?
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>>14440971
Or a silhouette of a pony getting rained on

Or a group of balloons with rain coming out of the bottom.
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>>14440971

Ha, thats so simple its probably perfect

>>14440936

That took me a second longer to get than it should have

clever
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>>14440954
Chips and Tim Tams and Pepsi Max
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>>14440983
How about some real food?
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>>14440925
> the flip side means that any particularly close friends are expected to be having sex, dating or no
> the whole town ... wonders about the Main Six
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>>14440991
I am bringing a cow.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh5fpbPjgkI
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HOOONESTY
IS SUCH A LONELY WOOORD
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>>14440954
Apple slices, peanut butter, and a bowl of grapes. Also, a gallon of vodka.
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>>14441002
and I'll bring unlimited juice
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>>14440991
Anon
It's been like 9 months
I'm going to eat some junk food for this and you can't stop me
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>>14440997
>Professor Oak.jpg
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>>14440954
Lefso, and Polarbread with Raspberry Jam.
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>>14441000
EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUEEEE
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>>14440993
> The sheer volume of parties and sleepovers doesn't help
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>>14440997
THE BEAST
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i am glad fs isnt a pony because he would try to enslave me
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>>14440997
>this is "the beast"

I wholeheartedly agree.
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>>14440997
This fat 13 year old knows what he's talking about. A young boy well beyond his years in wisdom.
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>>14440954
Homemade guacamole, pringles, and Dr Pepper
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is no one making the new horse?

Don't make me do it anons I will and it will end in tears
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>>14441041
>I'm wise beyond my years
I need that applebloom pic, someone post it in the new horse
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>>14441052
I was kind of expecting a vacationing princesses edition.
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>>14440997
>You should date for looks
>I'm not gonna date a fat chick
Wowza
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>>14441052
Make it about Sassaflash
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>>14441070
>>14441070
>>14441070
>>14441070
>>14441070
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>>14441067
>Luna will never fill out a swimsuit because of her tiny butt
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>>14440997
I'M A GOOD GUY TRY ME OUT!
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>>14441029
>Most of them have discussed what other ponies think they are doing together at the sleepovers
>Rainbow always seems to be the first to laugh nervously
>Pinkie very subtly makes passing comments during parties and sleepovers that she'd be okay with anything as long as her friends were and she'd be happy with them no matter what
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>>14440997
Nope
I'm perfectly happy with my average looking gf

She makes me happy
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>>14440997
FAAAATSOOOOO
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>>14441067

well it seems you got princesses at least

>>14441078

we are saved
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>>14440997
>I wouldn't go out with fat girls
>Girls, please lower your standards
>I'm fat as fuck but I'm a 'good guy'
>all other guys are douchebags because they don't beta spaghetti all over the place
>>
>>14439704
which app?
>>
I love Queen Chrysalis
>>
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.


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