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FLUTTERSHY LOVES HER ANIMAL FRIENDS

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>2 weeks and 1 day
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I want the serious discussion to continue
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Dash is my pony waifu
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it's only going to get worse, isn't it?

even after the season starts the shitposting won't slow down...
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>prvious thread not even marked

not sure if thats a bad thign considering
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Lets keep shitposting about entry-level philosophy.

What if animals are actually heaps smart but they don't tell us like in cartoons? Wouldn't that be crazy? Logically that would mean it shouldn't be considered 'edgy' to enjoy killing other humans.
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>>14433835
Save us.
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>>14433846
lets not.
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>>14433833
I was actually enjoying it.

Discussion is better than mindless "pony did x" chatter and fetish discussion.
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>>14433849
Only pony can save you now.
It is foretold.
you haven't long to wait
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Pony loves pony, but pony doesn't love pony.
Pony needs some help breaking it to pony.
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>>14433839
thread is getting manually marked right?
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>>14433859
I was enjoying it too!
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>>14433860
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>>14433852
Fuck you lets.
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>>14433870
and now /v/ joins the party!
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>>14433870
>consoles
>ever
>CoD
>ever
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*wwalks into thread*

hey

it's me

shitposting is fun eri
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if humans are so great then why are you still a virgin?
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>"Hi there, master!!"
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>>14433891
I don't fuck women.
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>>14433893
>Hi there

Don't fucking address me like that. You must say "how are you?" or "good day".
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i'm just saying nihilism sucks.
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>>14433870
It's not surprising though. Consoles will always have shit specs compared to their contemporary PCs. Since it's not that easy to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p when you're sitting at a normal distance from a living room TV, it's not the worst thing in the world to drop the resolution a bit.
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>>14433902
>"Sorry... I'll get it right next time. I promise!"
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>>14433870
Le game luna agrees! +1 subscribe and like thx.
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quiet pony best pony
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>>14433922
Make sure you do. I'm not paying for any more eye makeup.
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>>14433833
Thankfully it's contained in the other thread.
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>>14433891
But I'm not.

Though losing my virginity wasn't the best way to lose your virginity.
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p-ponies

pony...
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>>14433870
I find it sad that console manufacturers can sidestep their "lack of interesting games" problem by making a big stink about hardware problems and network problems so when everything is fixed/patched/corrected/pinkiepie they can easily sell their consoles.

But the REAL sad part is when gaming communities from IGN to /v/ eats that shit up quickly.

I'll just be on PC, playing Star Citizen and Reset.
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>>14433891
Because I am an unsavory creature.
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>>14433944
>muslimshy showing her tail

Why is an angry mob not stoning her to death for indecency?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5JDypdHNnw
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>>14433812
god what i would give to see that bear rape fluttershy
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>>14433950
>SC
Which ship?
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marrying derpy
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marrying Fluttershy
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Save the planet, kill yourself. Evil scum humans.
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>>14433958
Hornet
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>>14433966
I'm gonna go outside and shoot a squirrel with my .22
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marrying sweetie belle
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Chrysalis corruption
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Every human is Hitler.
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Save the planet, kill THE JEWS.
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>>14433966
Save your keys, leave the not pony shitposting out of the new horse.
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>>14433973
>tfw you can't marry a 7 year old
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>>14433982
BAD GOY, save the chosen people ie the Jews, kill the planet.
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>>14433983
But what if personhorse shitposting
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>>14433990
But she's 9.
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Bonbon saying obscenities during sex.
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>>14433999
She's a very smart nine year old.
I bet she's going to be princess one day!
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Unicorns are friends
Earth ponies and pegasi are food
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>>14433993
Personhorse isn't shitposting unless it's EQG
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>>14434010
She is. Your princess.
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>>14433982
I didn't know you could burn Jews.
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if twilight and friends are so important

then why don't they have mechas?????
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Should I fap right now? I fapped last night and I don't know if I should fap again this morning.
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>>14434015
>implying there is anything wrong with posting EQG
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>>14433950
Fuck you retard you know nothing
PS4 outpowers PC by 5 times!
suck it!
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Will the new season bring new quests?
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>>14434019
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>>14434016
Literally the best.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCPn6zptRHY
>this thread
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>>14434029
EqG is what happens when Hasbro shitposts on the show.

So yes, EqG is shitposting.
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>>14434027
do it you fancy one
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>>14434029
eqg = shit
posting eqg = posting shit
posting shit = shitposting
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>>14434027
You remind me of a 14 year old who tries to talk to me and tells me sometimes that hes afraid to cum and asks me how it happens.
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>>14434049
Why are you hanging out with 14 year olds?
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>>14434033
hopefully Chronicle Quest
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>>14434015
Well good
Because there's lots of qt art
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The entire concept of "humanity" is dumb considering how much strife and plain difference is between what most call "humanity".
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>>14434055
He added me on steam. He has literally 3 friends on his friends list. I feel bad for the guy but now i think i'm going to block him because he talks about some really weird shit. Maybe thats why he has no friends.
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>>14434027
The biggest guideline is whether it's actually easy to do. If you feel like you're forcing one out, then don't. If it comes naturally, then do.
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>>14434059
I don't get the no anthro rule is sexualized stuff not okay, but cartoony stuff like this is fine?
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>>14434003
gilda saying obscenities during forced paw sniffing
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>>14434062
"humanity" was invented by the unicorns

racial mixing is racial slop

four sided harmonic pony cube
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>>14434062
It means humans.
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>>14434075
mares evolve from fillies
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>>14434075
>humans are a unicorn invention

curse those magichorns and their alternate universe magic theories
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>>14434062
Jesus stop already. I hate you all.
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>>14434062
I hope I live long enough to see humans unite against a common threat.

Or at least to see the U.S. band together in a state of total war.
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>>14434086
MLPG is brainwashed by liberal anti-human unicorns
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>>14434070
Technically all anthro at all is against the rules, but people just report porn more often so it's targeted more often.
There's lots of rules that people ignore.
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>>14434089
More like jewnicorns am I right
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>>14434087
>yfw the common threat ends up being ponies
>yfw we exterminatus equestria
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How old is chrysalis anyway?
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>>14434107
Eternal
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>>14434107
3
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>>14433812
i saw OP's pic and immediately thought of fluttershy taking big ursine cock... which makes me think of annie from LOL taking big bear dick from tibbers, too.
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>>14434076
>furseiseki
I played with that guy on Minecraft once.
Feels when I never will again
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MARKER IS IN THE THREAD BEFORE THIS ONE
I THOUGHT WE WERE BEB
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>>14434117
who gives a fucking shit about your assfaggot game
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>>14434114
5
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>>14434131
8
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>>14434131
1
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>>14434117
That is one weird-looking Annie.
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>>14433830
I don't think we survived the hiatus.
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Best pony best protag
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>>14434131
>>14434136
>>14434139
7
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>>14434153
42
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>>14434139
THE FINAL CUNTDOWN
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>>14434128
just saying, faget.

>>14434142
works for me, them lolis be sexy
>pic related
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>>14434166
I'd consider buying one of her albums if she actually knew how to make good songs.
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>>14434117
>hey guys look at our mona lisa art, it will really look like this ingame!
>the model turns out to be fucking shit

every time
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>>14434180
that's why I love ascii. You get what you see and you see what you get.
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>>14434180
Jinx looks nice
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What flavor would your favorite pony be if they were ice cream?
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>>14434199
Is beautiful a flavor?
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>>14434199

Blue.
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>>14434128
Everyone. You're the weird one now, hater.
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>>14434166
I don't think it's bad, I just like the original Annie model better.
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>>14434175
she should make porn
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http://i.imgur.com/Wh7zaac.png
Jesus Christ
I should not be this aroused
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>>14434199
Why would I eat my favorite pony?
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>>14434198
>art looks like this
>stays true it by the model/sprite

Why are they so based?
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>>14434180
Do you expect movies to be the static image on posters for 2 hours, too?
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>>14434199
Blue bubblegum!
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>>14434180
yeah.... the pictures dont actually matter, they barely resemble the models in game, or they change portraits but not models, like they did with nocturne recently
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>>14434232
>comparing movies to a shit genre of video games
the fuck are you talking about
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>>14434226
It's okay to be aroused by it as long as you remember that obesity is wrong and is a plague on humankind.
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>>14434244
I'm saying that only idiots would take art designed to draw attention as the shit they'll actually put in.
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>>14434246
No YOU'RE fat.
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>>14434033
Speaking of which, does anyone know what Braeburn Quest's status is?
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>>14434252
NO NO NO NO NO
NOT AGAIN GODDAMNIT
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>>14434226
thinking of that belly button?
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>>14434279
nope, thinking about that hairless, virgin filly pussy.
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>>14434279
N-n-no... O-of cource I'm not...
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Pony recolored your skin and hair to make her OC
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>>14434298
Why would she do that? I thought I was her OC.
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>>14434311
rarity is shit
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>>14434294
it looks you could slip a finger in easy
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>>14434311
OH MY GOD
SHE'S SO MARSHMALLOWY
I'D LIKE TO SQUEEZE HER EVERYTHING AND cuddle her nonsexually
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>>14434321
that's nice
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>>14434320
oh my~
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Pony thinks you're horrifying and not in the "insane monkey with nuclear weapons" way
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>>14434329
AND THEN FUCK HER IN THE PONUT
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Should I be using newspaper, or sawdust to line the pony's cage?
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>>14434345
Fine, ponies aren't even that attractive anyway.

They don't even have nice human butts like in all the porn, they just have weird horse butts.
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>>14434345
>>>oldhorse
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>>14434351
>ponut
>not her vagina
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What if ponies were scared of people.
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>>14434371
That would be cute.
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>>14434367
>vagina
shit no.
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http://www.robertsinclair.net/comic/asshole.html
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>>14434366
Pony thinks you're ugly, gross, and mean

Pony says get out of her equestria
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>>14434384
Why not?
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>>14434404
ponut>vagina
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>>14434398
Hold the fucking phone here. I thought ponies were meant to like humans, and stand up for them. I don't know show you're watching, pal.
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>>14434412
you might as well fuck a colt at that point
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>>14434398

>RARG PONIES DESRVE TO BE TREATED LIKE PONIES NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO RAPE MILLIONS HURRRR

I just want to rape all the ponies and take over Equestria, but, hey, that's your opinion and I'm fine with that. Looks like you've got some growing up to do.
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>>14434420
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>>14434420
why not
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>>14433812
She will bear his child.
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>>14434417
What do you say about Iron Will, huh?
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>>14434440
>>14434446
and maybe afterward, he could fuck you
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>>14434438

Oh crap, I forgot about that.
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What's the most pretentious indie game on steam?
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>>14434478
all of them
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>>14434381
Even if every time you got close they'd get jittery and jumpy.
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>>14434478
the one that's fun and original that /v/ hates because it's not violent or sexy enough
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>>14434472
Lyra please dress warmly
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>>14434502
I'd dress pone up in warm clothing.
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>>14434462
hm-hm. Seems only fair.
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>>14434478
that walk-simulator one.
Gone home.
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Why would anyone make a series of humanized porn comics where none of the characters act or look nothing like their pony counterparts in the most generic nonsensical porn/sex situations?
Why would someone pay ridiculous amounts of money for stuff like that when they can find some porn manga with the exact same plot?
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>>14434531
Because bronies have the power of autismbux.
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>>14434531
Because people are really stupid when they're horny.

Really, really stupid.
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>>14434462
He's not allowed to do that. He's banned from cumming for an entire month.
I will lick his asshole clean, though.
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It's raining.
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>>14434509
Would you do the same for a changeling, though?
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>>14434552
But there ain't a cloud in the sky
must have been a tear from your eye
everything will be okay
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Pony wants to watch a movie with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBbcHvgiBXw
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>>14434556
choke it to death with a scarf? yeah.
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>>14434563
I don't understand why this is so much more emotional with Shrek
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>>14434556
She seems to really enjoy strangling that changeling.
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>>14434556
Of course.
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>>14434583
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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>>14434556
exterminate the changelings entirely?

yeah sure whatever.
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who the fuck are you people
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>>14434556
Holy shit that changeling is a cute and chubby little fucker.
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Sweetie Belle is a ROBOT!
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>>14434547
okay
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>>14434600
You can't do that. The emprah loves cheese.
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>>14434556
Man that changeling enjoys being strangled.
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>>14434614
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
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>>14434608
A killer robot?!
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>>14434583
I'm never sure if this picture's supposed to be
>We've been asked a question and have to pick a response
or
>We've just asked her "what are we going to do on the bed pomf =3" and she's responding with "Point 1: You're cute, Point 2: I've got a dick, you connect the dots dummy"
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Guys, I'm heading to costco to pick up some ponies but I can't decide
Should I get the 2-pack of XL ponies or a case of mediums?
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>>14434634
Get the prettiest ponies!
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>>14434631
It's the second one.
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>>14434611
You'll thank me later.
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>>14434634
both
you should also get some costco pizza
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>>14434630
megaman kills sweetiebot
what power does he get?
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>>14434645
we may never know
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>>14434636
Alright, I'll pick up the XLs because that's the only size Celestia comes in

>>14434643
excellent call on both counts
thank you for your advice
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>>14434614
There are no pones in Equestria

And the streets are paved with cheeselegs
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Celestia has just as much personality as Cadence
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>>14434671
Pretty much but Celestia have legions of bronies to support her.
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www.2045.com
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>>14434671
I like them both
I like all the princesses!
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>>14434687
>Lunafags trying to turn the tides

this is just like when Rarifags try to call other ponies sluts
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>>14434687
It seems like her only purpose in the show is to show up and job to the newest big bad

>>14434707
All the princess are very prettyTwilight is just the least prettiest
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>>14434700
I said OLD HORSE.
AND IT'S SHIT ANYWAY
HUMANS ARE NOT EBTTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE
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>>14434700
http://vhemt.org/
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1 Celestia
2 Luna
3 ?
There are onyl 2 princesses.
Don't be fooled.
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>>14434718
Give an animal a piece of paper with "2 +2 =" written on it an a pencil

stop breathing until it solves it
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>>14434732
if that were true then how do you explain this?
http://derpibooru.org/467041
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>>14434735
>animals have lived for billions of years
>humans have been humans for thousands
>implying you need to be intelligent to be happy
>implying life's meaning isn't to be happy
>implying implications
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>>14434722
>our decision is the morally correct one
oh wow
every religion ever all over again
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>>14434752
Holy shit, you're back

what animal solved that basic equation? get it to a scientist!
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>>14434747
Of all the artist to plagerize did that person really trace Angelthecatgirl's shitty art?
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>>14434752
This. All intelligence has given humans is grief and suffering.

And pruides think this is a good thing.
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>>14434767
But intelligence gave me the means to call you a fucking retard from anywhere in the world.

And that makes me happy.
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>>14434755
http://vhemt.org/intellyes.htm
Wow. These guys are assholes.
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>>14434735
That's a pretty shitty example since a human would be unable to solve it all the same, unless the human has a huge pile of knowledge handed to him on a plate, in other words, educated.
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>>14434777
And still you don't have a mate.
Or a team.
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Humans are just evil and that's basic knowledge, how can you deny it?

It would be better for our mother if we all just died.
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>>14434766
The guy knows his fetishes
can you blame him?
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>>14434784
alright
we'll be generous and give you twenty years to educate an animal to perform math
most humans don't take nearly that long but I'm willing to give you a bit of leeway
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>>14434784
So take an animal that is 10 years old and a human that is 10 years old and give them both the piece of paper.

Any animal. Except the ones that are too petty to live for 10 years, I mean.
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>>14434777
You're getting happiness from making others suffer, fact invalidated.
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>>14434795
Then why couldn't he have chosen a better artist with the same fetish(s)? She's just all around awful. The only good thing she can draw is asses, nipples, and areolas
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>>14434817
>Fact invalidated

That's your opinion.

Fucking retard.
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>>14434669
why is she so pretty?
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>>14434794
Humans aren't plain evil. Knowledge makes you think and if you think you become greedy and the easiest and most straight-forward way is usually the most controversial( in most cases it can be defined as "evil").
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>>14434825
if you know of a better pony artist for anthro size difference smut with huge boobs I'm all ears
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>>14434827
>sadists are great people, everyone who is a sadist should be respected and should be encouraged
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>>14434735
Why does mathematical performance make someone a better being?
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>>14434833

It's her eyes.
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>>14434841
Sheela The only think that stops their art from being perfect in my eyes is their inability to draw faces, but it sure as hell beats the side mouth and weird as fuck snout thing that Angel does.
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>>14434840
Extacly my words, humans are evil.
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>>14434858
Exactly.
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>>14434858
It's less mathematical performance, and more being smart enough to comprehend the pencil, paper, and the numbers 2 and 4.
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>>14434812
>>14434810
You guys are really shitty at these "humans are the best!" arguments
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071218101240.htm
I'm not even arguing for the humans suck and are nothing special-side, since that's wrong too
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>>14434873
Homo homini lupus, as plautus said.
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Most animals are pretty worthless in our modern, humanized world.
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>>14434890
?????
speak a human language i cant understand
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>>14434869
I'm not a fan of the soft glowyness sheela puts over everything but you make a good point
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>>14434905
>what is google
>2013
>not knowing latin
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>expecting animals to ever know or comprehend what arabic numbers are
>not learning animal numerical systems
>not doing monkey math
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>>14434877
Why does having smart enough to comprehend the pencil, paper, and the numbers 2 and 4 make someone a better beeing?

A tiger would claw your fucking face out, pussy.
No guns, armors and teamwork required.
Shitmanity loses again ^^
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>>14434886

>the things humans evolved alongside are also smart

WELL I'LL BE DAMNED
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>>14434913
zibba 2 cute
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>>14434912
I only speak the language that matters
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>>14434860
Chrysalis pls
stop trying to devour all the little ponies
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>>14434923
Take the claws and teeth away from the tiger, as you're not letting the human have any weapons either.

Watch any able-bodied human choke the tiger out.
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You make pony happy.
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>>14434925
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>>14434919
>not ogre math
>not counting on onion layers
farquaad please
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>>14434936
Take the teeth and nails away from the human,then.
Take away its hands too.
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>>14434936
Except claws and teeth are things tigers are born with. Guns and other humane faggotry nor.
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>>14434948
>take away it's hands

then take the tiger's paws as well
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>>14434939
zibba 2 hot
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>>14434927
Devouring and Corrupting them.
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>>14434939
[boop]
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>>14434956
>>14434948
>tfw imagining a handless human fighting a tiger with no teeth or forelegs
I don't even know what feel this is
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>>14434966
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>>14434955
You want a natural fight, right?

Well humans, defying nature as they do, will either have a weapon or the tiger doesn't have a weapon either.
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https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/8/467345/large.gif

So unf
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>>14434973
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>>14434982
I fucking love lamia.
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>>14434955
the tiger had a few thousand years to come up with weapons and it ended up with teeth and claws
the human had a few thousand years to come up with weapons and it came up with spears and guns

seems fair to me that they should both be allowed to use whatever they want to bring to the party
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>>14434984
WHEN IS THAT GOING TO BE FINISHED
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>>14434973
unffffff fat pony butt
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>>14434969
Stumpfight 2013: Man vs. Tiger
Don't miss it!
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>>14434975
you humans just cant win without cheating..........
oh masters of everything so great
cant even beat a real strenghth in an one on one fight
HUMAN LOGIC

MAN UP
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>>14434986
She's the kind of artist you feel like you shouldn't like, but you do anyway
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>>14434955
>>14434975
You know, if the human is not a skilled fighter/hunter and just an average pick from the 7 billion pool, it's probably gonna end up dead even with a glock. The tiger might die too, but the human wouldn't survive. If you specifically go for modern medium/long-range weapons then the human has a decent chance of survival.
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Evil is an abstract concept that is determined by cultural values
Therefore, evil does not exist
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Do you know what cloning and genetic engineering are? Animals are literally worthless.
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>>14435000
oh, it's a she? Huh.
and yeah, for the pedo stuff and the broken anatomy and the impossibly large dicks.
Wiat a minute, I love the impossibly large dicks
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I wish to bury my face in a human ponk's curly hair. Is that too much to ask?
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>>14434794
End yourself, then.
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>>14434998
>cheating

you call it cheating, educated people call it "being a fucking human being".

>>14435007

You do realize that a handgun is a mid-range weapon, right?
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>>14435011
All concepts de facto exist.
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>>14435011
True. But fair and unfair exist.
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>>14435017
impossibly large dicks are great
http://derpibooru.org/451535
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>>14435019
fuck off corwin
no one likes you
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>>14435026
Good luck giving it to someone who'd never shot a gun before and having them aim and hit successfully at midrange while a tiger is running towards them. Though arguably the same issue would arise with a rifle too, but at least they might have some idea about how they should hold the thing.
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The hiatus is killing us.
I just want to talk about lamia's impossibly large dicks.
And large insertions in generals.

Enough with the human shit.

>>14435036
I find this easy to unf to.
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>>14435011
Humans are so evil they literally INVENTED evil.
how fucked up is that??!
they come up with monsters to pretend that they arent monsters
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>>14435044
>you will never jack off a giant stallion's monster cock
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>>14435025
>End yourself, then.
why?
>>14435028
You have no evidence of that
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>>14435044
can you at least until night or something?
or just go to /unf/ which was the whole point of it being made
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>>14435019
I want to lick Edith's dirty and stinky feet
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I remember when Friday was the best day in MLPG. Good times.
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>>14435058
can you guys fuck off to a non pony board with your human vs tiger and fair vs evil debates?
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oh god Season 4 is so close
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>>14435055
>stallion cock
But I prefer oversized futa cock.
>>14435058
and then what, should you tell the "humans are best" guys to take it to /b/ or /co/?
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>>14435044
Have you tried /tg/?
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>>14435036
I've never seen such a right opinion before
https://derpiboo.ru/446984?scope=scpe995055da109e12330c8a110ac088dd71ece737ea

I really wish I didn't like Neko-Me, Badgerben, and Lamia so much.
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>>14435075
Of course, the best board there is.
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>>14435041
Guns aren't terribly difficult to use. Take any American and they could figure it out just from side-effects of our culture. People in relaively gun-free nations might not fare as well, but a gun really isn't difficult to use. My first time shooting a handgun went swimmingly.

Plus, with the right handgun, you've got 16 tries to hit that tiger and maybe even another 16 in another magazine.

Not to mention the noise might scare it off, or it might decide to stop running close after it gets a single hole torn in its organs.
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>>14435026
> educated people call it "being a fucking human being".
extacly
but saying your not a cheater doesnt make the cheats not be cheats
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>>14435074
I'm not really a fan of futa but I guess I can see the appeal
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>>14435078
>Badgerben
this one I don't know of.
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>>14435100
You've probably seen his art. Many times.
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>>14435093
It's only cheating if for some reason, you still consider humans on the same level as other animals.

And even if you do, the very ability to cheat at all should change your opinion.
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Oh god I'm so hard right now
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>>14435100
you may recognized him by his furry name "yiffer"

he draws stuff like this: http://derpibooru.org/396197

I used to be really in to his smut but I don't care for how he does ponies or anthro ponies
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>>14435100
He's a weird artist
http://derpiboo.ru/102244?scope=scped91763938da66e42dd452757177a6d2f8cdb9b3f
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>>14435106
>the very ability to cheat at all should change your opinion.
yes, it changed my opinion to "all humans shoulda be extermniated"
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>>14435113
yifferfox's art all looks the same
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>>14435120
so are you going to start with yourself or are you a threat to others?
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>>14435113
>you may recognized him by his furry name "yiffer"
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>>14435119
>>14435113

Oh. That one. I'll be in my bunk.
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>tfw you like huge dicks so much you don't care how good the art is if it's at least watchable

Is
Is this how a furry feels
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>>14435067
I remember Friday always being the worst day.
Because it was right before the new ep, and there would be more people, and things would be crowded and annoying and eventually angry.
Thursday night was always the best and chillest time for mlpg.
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>>14435061
you and me both, bud

http://mlpg.co/art/src/1361691913952.png
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>>14435137
You have finally found enlightenment, anon.
Once you are able to fap to anything regardless of quality just so long as it features your fetish you have finally become one with your erection.
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>>14435137
yes
that's exactly how I feel

I hate so much about the pornography I consume and the community that produces it, but I don't give a shit because I'm addicted to masturbation
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>>14435141
>>14435061
Maybe this is why he left...
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>>14435150
No, he posted that fic in his thread himself.

Corwin's pretty down with fetishes. Believe me.
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>>14435144
>>14435145
I have become Boner, destroyer of hands
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>>14435074
no shit they need to fuck off too
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I GAVE YOU MY HEART AND THEN YOU TURNED AROUND
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>>14435144
>>14435137
To be fair by that point you're not really getting off to the shittily drawn picture of an anthro horse on a big dick, but more the idea and scenario it inspires, right?
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>>14435171
HASBRO PLEASE LET THIS SONG END
WE'RE A BUNCH OF FLOATING HEADS
>>
there are no heroes left in man
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>>14435173
Pretty much, yeah
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>>14435173
Hmm, yes.
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yfw S4E1 leaks tomorrow.
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>>14435173
Yes, but the shittily drawn image of the big anthro horsedick speeds things along by a significant margin
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>>14435158
Then... Why did he leave us? ;_;
>>
HUGE
FUTA
BALLS
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How come whenever Fluttershy learns a lesson in an episode, she usually unlearns them in later episodes?
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>>14435171
BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
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>>14435171
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.
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>>14435184
I'd be so excited
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>>14435188
He grew too old to be drawing ponies, anon.

He had greener pastures to get to.

;-;
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>>14435190
RESTING ON MY FACE
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>>14435190
Babs pls
your balls are very nice and I like that you let me play with them but they're really not that huge
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>>14435193
the same reason they all do: shitty writing that results in shitty continuity.

I remember there was an instance of continuity and it sent MLPG into a frenzy because it's so rare.
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>>14435199
Is he still doing stuff?
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>>14435141
wasn't there another one?
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TIRED
SWEATY
MARES
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>>14435213
He recently put some new art in his thread on the sub.
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what if more food pony porn pictures
huh
huh
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>>14435218
Yeah, but it's not sweaty and smelly.

In fact, it's washing Edith.

http://mlpg.co/art/src/1361691857406.png
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>>14435230
i guess it's a third one then. i think it was about anon delivering a pizza to her place or something
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>>14435237
Oh yeah, here

http://mlpg.co/art/src/1361747089047.png
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>>14435219
>sweaty ponuts
unf
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>>14435222
you over fed pone. pone is now balloon. do not overfeed pone.
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>>14435237
I thought that was derpy
am I thinking of something else or do we have two disgusting pizza delivery greentexts
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You you make rarity Patriotic pony?
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>>14435247
not pony feeding porn, FOODPONY porn
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>>14435250
anon pls
you're clearly drunk
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>>14435237
The empty audio one.
Honestly I miss this stuff, I think these were the only 3 made like within a week of each other? And then no more delicious rat porn
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>>14435247
>rd has abs even when fat
niceeeee
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>>14435244
i think that's the one. thanks.
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>>14435244
Wait shit, that's the washing story

why the fuck are there two caps of it
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>>14435258
no wait, that's the one
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https://derpiboo.ru/467327
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>>14435258
I'd start writing fetish stuff if everyone else who did also came up to the plate again.

EA and the one or two fetishmancers that he ERPs with, Snarky, Aspirant, the other anons who did, etc.
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>>14435090
You really have no right to speak to the situation as you can only speculate.
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>>14435280
Sorry anon, all I can do is "TAKE HER PANTS OFF NOW".
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>>14435280
I'm here and EA's online on skype
What's your kink?
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>>14435281
Well actually, I've taken first-time shooters shooting with me a few times.

I've even talked to a touring British couple at the range and let them shoot my AR and Mossberg 500.
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>>14435247
>tiarawhy now doing fetishes

I knew that well would run dry eventually
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>>14435291
I helped write >>14435141 and smelly fluttershy.png
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Dear princess celestia:
Having weird fetishes sucks.
I wish I was aroused only by large-breasted women.
Your horny studnet,
Anon
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>>14435272
>source pony models
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>>14435292
You've never shot at a big cat before with a handgun.
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>>14435293
It's not actually a fetish thing, it was a google+ circle joke. Unintentionally it appeals to inflationfags.
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>>14435286
Maybe with that attitude, sure.

I'm a shitty writer but I still try, and I apparently give people boners doing it too.

You just gotta try and try again.
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LET'S PRETEND WE'RE BUNNY RABBITS
LET'S DO IT ALL DAY LONG
RAPIDLY BECOMING RABIT
SINGING LITTLE RABBIT SONGS
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>>14435291
Shy, filthy rat girls hiding their copious pubic hair beneath greasy shorts.
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>>14435321
rabbits a shit
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>>14435300
>>14435328
oh
sorry, I don't really do gross stuff
I bet you could convince EA to help you though
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>>14435310
If a tiger is running at me from "mid range", it doesn't really matter. It's not going to zig-zag, it's not going to take cover. Shooting is shooting.

Now if it were closer, or I was trying to ambush it in a cave or something? You bet your sweet ass I want some training first.
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>>14435328
Hey, I'm lucky I'm not THAT fucked up.
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>>14435321
it's "rabid" you doofus
what a fun song
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>>14435257
We actually have a chicken named "Rainbow Dash" at our farm on campus.

In bright lighting, it has rainbow colors on its tail.
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>>14435351
what's that pink stripe on Angel'a foot
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>>14435332
Laaame.

It's pretty much my only REAL fetish. I can't get off without imagining smells. It's a lot better when someone writes about the smells.
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>>14435346
if she's going to be sweaty I'd prefer bathing to facesitting but I'd still allow it if it's what she wanted
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>>14435357
it's the pink pad
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>>14435351
GG pls

draw more caimon, I need my dose of lovable gator gal
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>>14435360
do they have to be rank?
would you settle for a musky stallion or a well washed and sweetly perfumed mare?
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>>14435362
Why do you think she's sweaty

she can't fit in the tub
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>>14435332
>>14435316
And thus ends another almost new edith story...
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>>14435372
the hiatus was that long?
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>>14435372
>lure her to the backyard
>blast her with the garden hose
just kidding, that would be mean and I couldn't do that to her
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>>14435368
maybe
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LK pls something something
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>>14435370
They don't have to be rank, musky is fine if you focus on it right. Perfume is nice, but not particularly arousing.

>>14435378
Who knows, anon? I'll write more if the other fetishfags come back.
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>>14435346
Please, stop tempting me.
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>>14435399
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>>14435321
Anybody up for a game of Bunnies and Burrows?
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>>14435386
it's better than a no
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>>14435397
You're the one who wrote the feet one?
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>open folder Temp to see some things I downloaded and forgot to check
>there is a folder temp_download
>there is a zip file 16833247_mlpg.zip
>open it
>contains folder FairyFighting
>wtf
>google
>oh right... this is certainly from mlpg
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>>14435386
I don't get the fucking appeal of this character. At all.
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>>14435410
Mhm.

I know it sucks and the grammar is out of whack, but practice makes... slightly better, right?
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>>14435416
He's just a pony that makes donuts
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>>14435427
Nah, that was a great one. I still fap to it if I need to get one out quick.
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>>14435416
he's a handsome stallion that makes good donuts
what's not to like?
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>>14435338
>If a tiger is running at me from "mid range"
It'll probably kill you.
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>>14435445
Unless I have a gun.
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>>14435428
>>14435439
But he's a fucking dweeb. Look at his hat.
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>>14435397
duly noted
How about pheromones?
I always thought they were an under-utilized vector for mind control
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>>14435451
No, it'll probably kill you, regardless of gun.
It's like shooting a boulder that's rolling at you.
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>>14435455
No, it's not really like that at all.
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>>14435454
Not him, but...
Fucken love pheromones, especially in relation to mind control.
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>>14435452
his hat rules
fuck you
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>>14435455
Tigers aren't bears or rhinos, anon. They don't have a skull that happens to be perfectly designed to bounce bullets away from the brain, or muscle that's almost armor-like.

If you shoot a tiger, the bullet is going to hurt it bad.
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>>14435437
Tell me what you like about it specifically. The parts that you like to imagine yourself doing.

I guess I gotta start practicing again...
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>>14435467
>all my shots are instant headshots
>every animal is as weak as humans and I always hit critical areas!
>I hunt big cats for a living
Been playing too much cawadooty360noscope or Cabellas.
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>>14435484
If a tiger is running at you, where are the bullets going to hit, dipshit?
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>>14435476
Mostly her reactions, but also the descriptions, and the feet stuff isn't too bad.
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>>14435490
0mm spread directly in the center of the brain, like in my video games.
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>tfw she actually looks like fluttershy
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>>14435502
I know you're really analpained here, but I am a gun owner and do regularly shoot guns.

I can light up a tiger from 50 yards with a handgun, and 300 with a rifle.

And you'd better believe I'm going to magdump a tiger that is running at me. And you'd be smart to believe that most of the bullets are going to hit it in the head, which is on the front that is running towards me.
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Pony wants you to not kill or talk about killing animals.
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oh my fucking god can we please talk about how ponies are better than anything not ponies
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>>14435522
I really, really just want pony to fuck me in to submission
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>>14435454
Pheromones are iffy for me. Whenever I read about them, I just think how much better it would be if it were just musk.

Though, being so addicted to musk that it's mind control-like...
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>>14435522
Ponies are better than humans because humans are more boastful, argumentative, and challenging/ed than Trixie.
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>>14435531
Musk is pheromones.
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>>14435531
second
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>you will never cuddle a little pony
>you will never scratch behind their ears or their neck
>you will never pet them on the cheek
>you will never hold them close, pressing their warm, fuzzy body against yours
>you will never kiss them on the forehead while stroking their mane
>you will never fall asleep with pony in your arms and with a foreleg or two around you
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>>14435524
Rose looks especially pretty with that makeup although I think she might catch some flak if she wore it like that
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>>14435547
Yes, but the difference between the word "musk" and the word "pheromones" can make or break a fap
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Quests when?
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>>14435530
Pony wants to resist.
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>>14435530
>pony will never hold you close in a loving embrace while they penetrate you
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>>14435490
Out of the tiger's frontal siloulette, there's a very large area that doesn't kill it immediately, and a very tiny one that does. Even if you're lucky/good enough to hit the brain, what happens next still depends on where exactly you hit it, and you won't have time to actually aim and fire 20 bullets before it reaches you, either. Most likely scenario is you being mauled to death and afterwards the tiger bleeding out.
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>>14435554
How about "Musky pheremones"?
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What is MLPG listening to?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliC9OPuWWY
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>>14435561
Do you think that bullets just cut a clean line through meat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgGu7NfCAs

Like I said, tigers don't have the raw power of bears or rhinos to shake off what bullets can do.
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>>14435572
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyojiofD3JE
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>>14435554
>>14435566
What about "heady stench that stings as you lean in and huff their musk"?
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>>14435561
alright mr science
since you seem to know so much about tigers, please illustrate where exactly the "immediate" kill zone is in green and a yellow "will probably kill before tiger can charge a few yards" zone
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>>14435566
Ehhh

Still iffy. Pheromones is just kind of a boner killer.

>>14435591
NOW THIS
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>>14435580
>I'm fucking badass guise
>I go to the range imma badass
>guise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_I5-JYlywI
Just no.
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>>14435591
y-yeah...
That's pretty good too
So when are we fucking doing this?
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>>14435557
Cute Quest in 8 hours
Luna Quest in 25 hours I think
Braeburn Quest answer hazy try again later

Raisin Quest 5: Nothing's actually trying to kill you this time I promise edition when?
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>>14435598
Stop acting retarded every time you get shut up, anon. This isn't /v/.

Also
>single shot with a bolt-action rifle = 16 rounds fired rapidly through a handgun into its face
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>>14433812
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>>14435580
A fucking pig has the raw power to shake off what bullets can do if you don't shoot it in a very specific spot. Not for minutes, not for sustained fighting, but it doesn't take either of those for a tiger to kill you. >>14435598's assesment of you and your ideas is really accurate.
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>>14435614
-10/10. Also I'd like to see you respond to >>14435594
this to maybe get a 0/10.
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>You will never find yourself growing addicted to Blueblood's heady musk
>you will never have to decide if the luxury and status of being his servant is worth the duties of being his servant
>he will never offer you a belly full of delicious vanilla semen to help you make your decision
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>>14435597
>>14435599
Maybe "burying your nose in their groin and reveling in the hot reek that fills your lungs with every breath?"
Or "tasting the mingled salt of their sweat as you push into them, their groans loud and deep?"
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>>14435572
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6NvxpKb1kY
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>>14435627
The person in that post you linked to is asking YOU to do that, retard.
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>>14435553
She has every right to have long luscious lashes. Actually, it might even be required by Equestrian law for such a pretty horse to ascend her beauty.
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>>14435629
Thats p good, but that first one isn't quite specific enough.
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>>14435561
Depending on the weapon caliber, there's a high chance of the tiger immediately ceasing its attacks. It's called "stopping power". A .45 to the chest won't cause instant death to a human, but almost always causes instant incapacitation. Probably has to do with hydrostatic shock.

Not to mention the fact that most predators don't expect to fight for their life every time they eat some prey. That's why punching a shark in the face is likely to save your life.

Getting shot can be incredibly painful, and a predator might just back off when hit, even if the stopping power isn't enough.
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Did I miss anything?
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>>14435633
no, I'm the guy that posted the tiger image and while I personally believe a guy with a semi-automiatic firearm could probably murder a tiger dead I don't know for sure, but I know that the linked video starring a bunch of guys with single shot rifles is not the situation we were previously discussing
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>>14435632
>oc remix
What? Is this 2003?
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>>14435651
There's three shitbirds arguing about shooting tigers, and then there's MLPG.
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>>14435651
we're discussing scent based fetishes and murdering exotic animals
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>>14435643
I enjoy it and I hope she continues to do it
She's naturally a very pretty pony and this only accents her beauty more
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>>14435651
There's been a few images released of what's presumeably locations from the upcoming season with the shitty advertising vectors slapped over them. That's all that I know of, assuming you haven't been away too long.
>>14432721
>>14432691
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>>14435629
anything that emphasises burying your nose as close to the stench as possible and huffing it until you're dizzy is good.

hot is also a really good way to describe musky smells, in my opinion.
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>>14435661
Isn't it a bit early in the day for fetishes?
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would you
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>>14435697
maybe if Hey Ocean didn't suck
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I'm ponying on my lunch break and no one can stop me
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>>14435706
is she all wet?
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>>14435686
Oh jeez.
I'm getting hyped.
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So is anyone planning on writing any Edith stuff, or is this just a wild back and forth with no real end result?
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>>14435643
>>14435524
Are you that fellow who was drawing that astronomer pony last night?
That was really cute, thanks for that
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Guess what time it is?

http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/66379519203/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp125-with-timestamps
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>>14435697
I'd rather
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>>14435721
Don't be so negative, you can't rush these things. They just sort of happen.

But no there's probably not gonna be any lengthy Edith stuff for a while.
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>>14435696
I'm on my third tangdriver and if we stop discussing fetishes I'm probably going to get bored and either pass out or play video games


>>14435721
I have no intention of contributing to any non-pony fetishry, unless it's canon anthroponies
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>>14435727
Just finished reading that myself.

I knew there'd be some Star of the Giants in there.
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>>14435686
>14432691
Ooh
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>Berserk is dead

can someone post cute ponies

i'm feeling sad right now
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>>14435758
>ponies
>cute
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>>14435736
>>14435746
That's what I thought...
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>>14435746
>canon
>anthroponies
>fetishes
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>>14435769
Why don't you start it off? I might latch on.

What would you do to a sweaty, smelly Edith whose hot body odor fills the room?
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>>14435771
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>>14435771
I meant canon ponies in anthro form
you know, like pic related

and there are a few examples of canon fetishry but that's not what I meant to imply
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>>14435796
>LIKE PIC RELATED
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>>14435796
I swear to God if that isn't a dinosaur face
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>>14435803
I LIKE HUGE BOOBS, ALRIGHT?
LAY OFF
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>>14435804
I'd open her door and get on the floor
If you know what I mean
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I'm going write a short slutty mare transformation story after playing some vidya and doing some programming.
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>>14435814
I'M JUST SAYING DON'T GO AROUND TALKING ABOUT ONLY FETISHING ABOUT CANON ANTHRO PONIES AND THEN POST THAT AS AN EXAMPLE

but I'm glad you posted that as an example. what kinda fetishry would you tack on to her?
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>>14435727
wwwww
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>>14435825
Booo
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>>14435825
you should write the story first but I understand if you dont
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>>14435796
Like so?
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>>14435727
>FUK YOU WHITE PIG!
heh
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>>14435758
did it end?
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>>14435825
So why are you announcing it now, while you have nothing to offer, instead of just giving it to us later when you've actually done it?
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>>14435850
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2013/11/08/miura-abandons-berserk-for-new-manga/
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>>14435842
Oh God, now that I've started realizing they look exactly like anthro dinosaurs, you cannot unsee it anymore.
THANKS ANON
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>>14435830
I want her to turn me in to a little pony then smother me with her chest
n-not that I've been masturbating to this idea for the past few days or anything
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>>14435857
Oh. it says he will return to berserk after doing that.

I could understand why.
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>>14435855
Because I don't say I'm going to do something I'm going to eventually forget about it/give up on it.
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>>14435727
>wet hair AJ, so fine
They know what's up
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>>14435825
>writer
>and programmer too
hahaha
you realyl are one kind of scum
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>>14435869
ew gross, fetishes that aren't my fetishes

can she do that but also be sweaty
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>>14435842
Why do furries all draw the same?
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>>14435842
yeah, kind of like that but bigger
more like this
http://derpibooru.org/392163
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can human kill tiger at 50 yards before it reaches him with one of these
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>>14435572
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLbTj7fFU1U
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>>14435884
It's only the ponyfag furries.

and even then not really
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>>14435881
why yes
yes she can

if she's not already then I'm certainly willing to cuddle her until she's hot and bothered to the point of sweating
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>>14435727
>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>14435904
alright, now that that's what I'm talking about!

can she be smelly too
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>>14435908
>youll never be a tiger and smoke weed
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>>14435842
>onna noko
Ugh.
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>>14435915
>anthrolight sparkboobs reeks of lavender when she starts to sweat
>she finds it deeply embarassing
>>
ONE HOUR

UNTIL AUTISMCON: SHITEATING EDITION
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>>14435724
You're welcome, Anon. I would do something more interesting than just mspaint pictures if I knew how to write an engaging story.
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>>>/a/96467099
L
E
L
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>>14435727
>00:14:25 Since MLP and TF often have crossover fanart, it’s not all that weird
>00:14:27 Besides it’s the same HASBRO company
www
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>>14435908
Lets discuss the /b/ shitposter
>>14435927
Fuck off
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>>14435935
>sweat smells like lavender
>not the strong, sour scent of weeks of not washing

FUCKING GROSS
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>>14435927
Fuck this gay earth.
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>>14435927
humans are superior at smoking weed
blaze it
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>>14435927
>you will never have a sapient tiger pal to smoke with
>he will never speak in short growls that you learn to understand
>you will never use him as a big, warm pillow

;;;;;;-;;;;;;
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Moot is going to delete /mlp/ any day now.
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>>14435948
anon pls
even when she was at her worst (at the final days before exams at the Canterlot Academy) she knew the importance of basic hygiene

you just can't study effectively when you have fleas or crotchrot
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>>14435964
Just imagine how much weed you could smoke if you were an elephant or something.
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>>14435970
With season 4 around the corner and hundreds of new pony images being posted? Nope nope nope nope
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>>14435975
>>14435964
Fuck off
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>>14435964
Already am
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>>14435971
Hey now, I vaguely remember an article saying that you can be healthy but still be dirty and smelly.

But even then it can be magic odor! She's a wizard!
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>>14435975
having a trunk would be awesome
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>>14435941
well you are pretty good at drawing pretty ponies
I hope you either find your voice or team up with someone who writes the kind of engaging stories you would like to draw
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>>14435981
Stop
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>>14435975
An elephant couldn't even come close to the main man

he's be having an existential crisis by the time he's 1/4 as high as snoop
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>>14435964
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>>14435987
You could fap without even using your hands.
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>>14433812
I can only think of that Xxxenophiles when the troll woman is talking about the time she tupped a bear
An actual bear
It was pretty hot
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>>14435986
>you can be healthy but still be dirty and smelly.
Not around a bunch of unicorns

Earth ponies in ponyville might tolerate it, but bullying is the #1 cause of failure in magic school
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>>14435572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyCAquPf0xk
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>>14436011
If a certain gifted unicorn COUGHtwilight sparkleCOUGH just made every unicorn stink as bad, nobody would be bullied!
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>>14435997
I've heard that psychodelics were one of the reasons humanity as a species developed abstract thought.
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>>14435997
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>>14436020
This is just getting weird.
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>>14436026
Snooplion is best snoop
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so how about them personhorses?
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>>14436040
Weird is sexy
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>>14436024
>psychodelics were one of the reasons humanity as a species developed abstract thought.
can't seem to find it, where?
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>>14436026
I will never get enough of Snoop Lion's shoops.

>>14436051
They're shit.
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>>14436055
Stoner bullshit, don't even listen to him.
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>>14436051
They're terrible, especially that one.
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How much weed can an EQG smoke?
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>>14436026
now the real question is

could you kill snoop lion from 50 yards with a handgun before he reaches you?
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>>14436063
PUSH THAT CART
WHAT THE GRAVEL AM I PAYING YOU FOR
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>>14436051
Pneumatic assault rifle: reload 6: Rifle skill= 7: F: Rainbowdashpersonslat
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I hope we get a leak or something soon

all this time of 0pone is bleeding us dry
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This is probably the best or worst MLPG in a while, and I can't decide which.
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>>14436051
I prefer keeping my horses and my humans separate.
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>>14436083
I prefer keeping my stallions inside my busty femanons
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>>14436079
I wasn't even triggered once. I'd say its the best in a while.
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>>14436079
I don't know, these past two threads were some of the most fun I've had here in months.
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I miss you, Cookie
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>>14435727
wwwwww
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>>14436008

Yeah, that set of comics was pretty great. Didn't they actually get a bear at the end, or am I misremembering?
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>>14436091
>stallions
>femanon
>busty femanon
There are just so many things to criticize about that post.
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>>14436063
Oh look it's the anti drugs aguy
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>>14436109
Yeah, that was a pretty good aside
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>>14436112
He's a furry
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>>14436107
I miss you too, anon
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>>14436122
I'M SAD
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>>14435796
>>14435842
unf unf thick ponies
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>>14436020
>Twilight Sparkle has had enough
>"If the short-sighted fools at the academy want to mock her for smelling a little funny, they're welcome to try..."
>"but let's see who's laughing when everyone's smelling awful!"
>"Celestia taught us basic aeromancy in the first week, if they can't deflect a slight odor they don't deserve to pass their midterm!"
>the instructor is passing out the test as the delayed charm Twilight casted on the entry way takes effect
>the students in the center of the class are the first to notice, but it spreads quickly
>each unicorn has a unique odor and the mix is not pleasant, to say the least
>as a habitual first-row student, Twilight is one of the last to 'notice' the smell
>suddenly, a powerfully magic aura floods the room
>the kind that's strong enough to invalidate a written test
>Princess Diamond Tiara appears, but only briefly, at the head of the class
>she has enough time to shove the professor out of the way, "I knew it! You dumb bone-heads smell just as bad as the earth ponies you look down upon!

>As swiftly as she appeared, she vanishes in a vortex of time magic
>Twilight Sparkle hands her exam and struts her way to the showers, reeking of (what she calls) a healthy "study-stench"
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>>14436112
if you don't like the idea of busty femanon getting railed by a hefty stallion then I'm not sure we can be friends
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>>14436130
unf unf anthro is fucking disgusting
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>>14436133
can't decide to unf or ask what
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>>14436122
I'M SAD!
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>>14436133
That's a pretty awful fetish and headcanon you got there, Anon.
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>>14436129
Then my work here is done.
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>>14436122
What?
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>>14436159
>fetish and headcanon

what a redundant statement

i know calling things headcanon is supposed to add insult to injury, but you fucked it up
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>>14436149
Both are correct responses, depending on your tastes

>>14436159
it's not my fetish and it's not even remotely my headcanon
I was just trying to help anon jerk it
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>>14436170
no I mean the DT thing is what

the stench is pretty unf and more would be appreciated
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>>14436167
No. Fetish was referring to the stench thing, and headcanon was referring to the Princess Diamond Tiara thing. I'm sorry, Anon. I will type out exactly what I mean next time to save you from any future confusion.
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>>14436195
Okay, good.
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>>14436176
oh, I needed a super-bully from beyond the ranks of a standard magic-school class and DT seemed like the obvious choice

I briefly considered going with Silver Spoon as a Shadow Stalker type but the timelines don't match up and I'm pretty sure no one would get the Worm reference

No promises on the stench thing but I guess I'll see what I can throw in
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>>14435727
>Spike: [grunts] Anything else I can do for you, most beautiful one?
>Rarity: [sniff] [whimper] Hmm... perhaps you could take a bath. How do I put this delicately? You smell like a rotten apple core that's been wrapped in moldy hay and dipped in dragon perspiration.

>Pinkie Pie: Confess!
>Spike: I'm the one who spilled juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
>Pinkie Pie: And?
>Spike: And I'm the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville yesterday when I took a seven-hour bubble bath!

Oh my god, all this time and I never made the connection that Spike took that bath because Rarity told him to until the Japanese comments pointed it out just now.
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00:04:12 Pinkwwwwwwww
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>>14436195
The worst part is I DO get in a flop-sweat when I'm nervous, including tests
I am getting the heebie-jeebies
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>>14436122
I don't really get the point.

by the way is Machete any good?
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MLPG I heard this place was for drawing, but all I see is shit everywhere. I'm going back to my other board. Good day to you furries.
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>>14436273
I remember enjoying it but I was very drunk at the time and I'm not sure if I saw the whole movie or not

Are you gonna stream it?
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>>14436276
#shotsfired
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> no woman will ever be this eager for you to be inside her

http://imgur.com/urr2hBw
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>>14436280
nah, I'm gonna go see it with a friend at the cinema.
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>>14436276
Time to shitpost already?
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>>14436276
alright
catch you later
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>>14436294
who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
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>>14436286
she doesn't seem really eager, to be fair.
Fairly unf butt though.
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>>14436294
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>>14436301
>OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND
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>>14436301
ponies don't have a lot of options if they're not unicorns
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>>14436305
> she doesn't seem eager
No, that's totally "fit, damn you, fit"
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>>14436301
>who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
unf unf cakeshitting unf

http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/43345315/
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>>14436306
Too late
I already fucked it
thirty minutes ago
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>14436313
eh. if you say so, buddy.
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>>14436333
>not 35
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>>14436338
You want she should put an engraved invitation on her cunt?
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Pony wants her hair to say "fast".
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>>14436344
it was an estimate, not an exact figure
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>>14436356
Yeah, numbers stop meaning things when you get a good fuck on.
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>>14436350
I want you should learn engrish.
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>>14436356
>you will never be Unforgettable
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>>14436366
>tfw 13cm
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>>14436377
"You want I should" and "you want we should" is a valid sentence construction, though it's stereotypically "Jewish"
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The Troll is the best WoY episode.
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What do you see mlpg?
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>>14436393
keyhole
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>>14436393
A keyhole.
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>>14436393
an enormous crab-like creature holding open some manner of hole or portal
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>>14436393
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>>14436393
a little girl witha little pointy hat with braids and a dress on her tip-toes.
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>>14436400
>>14436401
Also a dude shrugging behind it.
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>>14436392
thanls for reminding me to catch up on that show
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>>14436393
A black woman with a pretty severe yeast infection
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>>14436387
>is a valid sentence construction
I'm pretty sure that's wrong

I mean, it's parse-able, but that's not a grammatically correct way to say those words
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>>14436415
http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/yaywoy/
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>>14436393
trophy
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Dash went too fast.
Now she's stuck in perma-zoom.
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goodra has a better butt than sylvia
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>>14436393
A little girl
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>>14436393
Oh hey, is that going to be a new mlpg.co banner?
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>>14436393
meh, a keyhole
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>>14436424
> that's not a grammatically correct way to say those words
If you go by the grammatical rules set in the 1600's and codified again in the 1800's, sure, but good fucking luck following them all with any fidelity.

'You want for her to ..." is maybe closer to standard English, but if it's parseable it's usually given a pass.

Even the "classic" "Ebonic" "What your problem is?" is more comprehensible than "Your is what problem?" or "Is problem yours what?"
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>>14436440
okay what the fuck 4chan I PUT AN IMAGE THERE
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>>14436428
Not him, but thanks! I need to catch up too and I'd forgotten Yayponies did Wander now too.
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>>14436428
> GG tries as hard as he can to make it seem like he can do things other than fuck jokes
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>>14436400
>>14436449
>>14436401
You guys have boring personalities.
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>>14436459
Watch The Troll. It's what MLPG needs.
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What's the weirdest thing you've recently masturbated to, mlpg?
Pic related for me and no regrets.
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We need a hero.
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>>14436286
>>14436313
Any chance you have link to the video?
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>>14436503
>inb4 child porn
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>>14436489
That's not even mlp.
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>>14436489
Weird as in weird-weird? Probably smelly fluttershy.png.

Weird as in autistic? A collection of asses from Ant comics that I cropped myself.
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>>14436503
No idea, as with many things I found it on Tumblr with no attribution.
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Have you finished those projects?
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>>14436512
Who cares? When has mlpg ever been about ponies?
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>>14436523
No, but it will be finished in time unless I run into some inexplainable bug, hell, the current version will be done this weekend I think.
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>>14436523
No fuck you spongebob! I'm too busy with real life shit.
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>>14436495
But is he going to be larger than life?

>>14436514
>Weird as in autistic? A collection of asses from Ant comics that I cropped myself.
I definitely knew something was up with all those recent dumps on /co/.
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>>14436544
can you blame me
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>>14436489
It's pretty sick, but having loving sex with Fluttershy as I continue to fuck her through both of our continuous orgasms. She wanted to be a good girl and be used. Then we cuddled.
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>>14436523
Ah projects anon how I missed you
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>>14436555
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>>14436551
>pic
...is that a thing?
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>>14436511
uuunf
most delicious
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>>14436489
pony facesitting, the usual
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>>14436574
the comics are terrible other than certain reasons
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>>14436489
this image >>14435796 plus breast expansion and pony transformation
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>>14436489
A fap to all sorts of things on a daily basis that the definition of weird porn is lost on me.
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>>14436555
That sounds great, anon.
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>>14436555
Wanting to come near Uttershyte, let alone having physical contact with her, is pretty sick indeed.
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>>14436584
I don't get transformation. Like, let's so you are imagining things and it's all hot to you so you get into it. But the transformation ends. Do you just rewind it and play it over and over again?
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>>14436555
Pony or human
Did you get her pregnant
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pone just wants to read her books
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>>14436619
Which would you prefer?
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>>14436618
>the transformation ends

Why would it end?
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>>14436627
That's all she ever wants! What about my needs?
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>>14436628
Pony
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>>14436627
Who's stopping her
Tell pony to stop bothering me with her constant need, for Christ's sake
Pony and pony's books can go to hell for all I care
It's over, pony
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>>14436627
Too bad, you're a princess now and you have responsibilities
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>>14436618
some people enjoy the process more while others enjoy the prospect of having to deal with your new body
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>>14436618
As a modern major transformation fag the process is important but what's just as important is adjusting to the transformation, I'm sadden that many fics don't even get into the adjustment part or just kinda "okay now you're a horse, isn't this awesome Y/N?".

The worst case is personality wipe, which I just close the tab and forget about the fic.
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>>14436639
>>14436637
pony needs your help
the books are going unread
this is a tragedy
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>>14436645
personality wipe is one of my favorite things to pair with tf
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>>14436618
I don't really like myself so the ideal goal is that I end up as something I'm not
Barring that, the process itself is pretty hot
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>>14436638
Good choice. This way you get those feathered wings to play with.
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>>14436662
>getting off to murder
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>>14436670
>not wanting to be murdered
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>>14436670
yes, actually
only sometimes, though
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>>14436662
Why.

To me it's absolutely beyond terrifying concept and also it makes the writing stop short, I'd prefer if it's slow mindbreak build up to a personality wipe by own volition.
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Browsing MLPG and /tg/ ERP General, I get confused as to which is which sometimes.
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>>14436682
>by own volition.
who said that?
mindbreak/complete personality change is something I enjoy a lot in fapfics a lot
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>>14436673
Being murdered is for victims.
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>>14436645
>>14436662
>>14436682
Darf's sluttification fic is entirely too hot
I wish there was more like it, without the bad end
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>>14436692
I wasn't aware that /tg/ has such a thing

how do they feel about colorful, marshmallow horses and their delicious candy fluids?
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Also, I finished this thing. Sorry it took so long, Anon!
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>>14436701
As much as I like mindbreak/etc, I actually hate slut/bimbofication to a large degree
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>>14436709
/tg/ would be all over FiM lore if it wasn't for rule 15.
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>>14436627
>>14436639
She has a job. Duties to perform. Ponies to meet. Friends to help. She can't read her books all the time.

>>14436656
Is this a paid position?
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>>14436709
Global rule still applies but there are at least a few pony players there.
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>>14436697
By own volition I mean that they ultimately start wanting it, wanting to be the perfect pet/slutty mare/waifu
>>14436701
Link
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>>14436700
What of it?

>>14436717
I do too, actually
I can only enjoy that sort of thing if it's embraced willingly and even then I have my misgivings
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>>14436714
I want to do that ponies hair
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>>14436562
>>14436605
But it got worse... we'd kiss sometimes and gaze into each others eyes. As she got close to cumming, she'd do all sorts of cute things that would spur me on to give her the pleasure she deserves. Then I would draw the lewd out of her and make her realize how sensual she felt. She'd get embarrassed as I whispered in her ear of how much she loved me fucking her cum coated cunt.
>>14436601
It helped me push through my refractory period, so I guess so.
>>14436619
Human on pony. No, which is why I kept letting myself go in her embrace.
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>>14436723
bookhorse pays well, for she is the fair and just ruler of the library
all the books are her domain, from the adventure novels to the reference section, and everything in between
your reward is the boundless knowledge contained within her walls
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>>14436722
>>14436725
unfortunate

We can only hope the day will swiftly come that we can discuss our horses in peace
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>>14436393
I...
Ooooh!
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>>14436670
>not getting off to informative murder porn
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>>14436523
In a month if I don't die before.
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>>14436733
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19217/twilights-gradual-descent-into-sluttiness
It's not the best, but it scratches the right itches
Warning: perma bad end
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>>14436741
I don't think you understand how really unattractive and repulsive I find Fluttershy. I'd feel nearer to fic of a guy fucking a hedgehog.
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>>14436733
the idea that they start wanting it is typically the new personality overtaking the old one though
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>>14436783
So a Sonic fic?
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>>14436783
>tfw anon doesn't want to masturbate to you
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WE'RE LIKE FUCKING 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM NEW PONY

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PREVIEW
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>>14436751
>cock goes where
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>>14436781
bad ends give me a massive boner
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>>14436751
Seems fair. Though what if I amass a greater wealth of information than she has collected?
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>>14436798
in like two weeks
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>>14436392
>they actually fucking said don't feed the troll
I really don't know what to think.
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>>14436801
I wonder if princess bookhorse will get offered a nicer place than a tree to live in
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is this edited? what the fuck is the thing next to pinkie?

sorry if this is the wrong thread to discuss this sort of thing.
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>>14436800
you and I are enemies now
I only enjoy happy ends and happy ponies
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>>14436816
she gets celestia and lunas old castle
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>>14436820
It's a small stream of rainbow. That place looks like ass, and of course the fucking train goes there too.
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>>14436814
Yeah, it's based on internet terms, but even then the story still held it's own. Like how The Pet was Alien/Predator. The moral of the story is something that should be taken to heart. There's no reason to respond to insulting. Ever.
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>>14436801
IMPOSSIBLE
No pony, dead or alive, has ever known more than bookhorse! However, if you mean that as a challenge, she is glad enough to accept.
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>>14436821
I could probably get off to some bad end scenario with pinkie being trapped in the mirror pond forever
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>>14436741
I'd just like to cuddle to be honest.

Sex is overrated.
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>>14436820
It's legit. The background MIGHT appear in season 04, Rainbow Falls. Thing thing next to pinkie is called "applejack"
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>>14436820
What is this from?
And yeah, it looks like that was supposed to be a bridge over a rainbow river like in the background but someone pasted over it with green
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>>14436801
>Twilight learns about the Library of Congress
>she creams herself mid-flight
>Twilight learns about the Library of Alexandrea
>curls up into a ball and cries
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>>14436834
I don't even like Pinkie Pie that much and I think that's awful
why would you want such terrible things
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>>14436841
What the fuck is an applejack? sounds like a shitty oc
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>>14436837
>not wanting cuddlesex
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>>14436820
Hahaha, oh my god this is the shittiest
Hasbro is so apathetic about all this

Anyway, it looks to me like they were about to make a little bridge over a rainbow stream, but half-assedly erased it, leaving half of the bridge and the stream still there.
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>>14436830
is looks like someone just randomly added a corner of a bridge over it using mspaint
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>>14436844
from Hasbro's offical site I think, might be facebook
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>>14436832
I know I know

I loved the episode, and i have similar sentiment on the moral, but it's still feels weird to see that in a mainstream cartoon.
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>>14436841
That Applejack sure is a cute pony. I can't believe I'd never seen her before! I hope other people like Applejack, too.
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>>14436845
>Library of Alexandria
Fuck that stuff is sad even for me, I can't imagine how Twilight would react to it
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>>14436834
What if Pinkie were constantly brought to orgasm by the crowd of clones obsessed with making her have all the fun they can give?
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>>14436833
We'll just see...about that.
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>>14436844
the official facebook there is another pic of twily vector standing in front of her new castle also
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>>14436864
Her only gimmick seems to be that hat, I bet no one will like her
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>>14436864
>Applejack like the spa
Good ending.
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>>14436867
that's incredibly cliche and also terrible
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>>14436857
I'd imagine they wanted a rock there but since the Hub promotions are always total shit low-budget, they indeed did add a corner of a bridge over it in mspaint.
You can spot low quality fakes easily, because they're always clearly better than official material.
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>>14436865
>Alexandrea
>>14436865
>Alexandria
what
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>>14436837
Cuddling is as overrated as sex.
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>>14436860
At least it was well handled and not meme spouting pandering. It would have been horrid if they decided to pack the episode with reaction faces.
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>>14436874
I don't know, it's a pretty cute hat, which fits since the pony is also pretty cute. I think they'll make a good team.
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>>14436876
I love how even the tomboyish characters act girly sometimes on the show
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>>14436784
The new personality isn't wanting the new personality IS it, it's the old personality being slowly reconstructed into the new personality.

Like, a stodgy,straight edge,prude instantly turning into a stoner slut isn't the same as a stody,straight edge,prude slowly wanting to become a stoner slut.

The want is by own volition due to the environment/situation.
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>>14436882
That's alright, man.
We all like different things.
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>>14436845
>>14436865
>not knowing about the Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook
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>>14436820
It's not exactly 1:1 but it's close.
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>>14436890
It's Alexandria. I fucked up.
The point is that was a tragedy for the whole world.
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>>14436754
Why so glum, MLPG? You have your own board for ponies, now, where no one will disturb you.
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>>14436920
>>14436920
>The point is that was a tragedy for the whole world
explain
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don't forget manehatten is confirmed

http://derpiboo.ru/467133
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>>14436523
No, but hopefully by the end of this month I'll have something that can be easily recognizable as a game.
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>>14436936
Maybe we'll get to see Babs and her chapter of the CMC!
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>>14436954
>Babs
nope, that stupid character is at least a season away!
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>>14436930
a bunch of books got burned and because nerds hate religion they think think things like "omg jesus permnantly crippled the human rase 5ever"
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>>14436954
/r/ that cap where mccunty says that babs won't appear in s04
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>>14436954
So are you gonna draw some Big Babs or what?
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>>14436961
>Will we see Vinyl Scratch, a character that is entirely fandom-base and has no official characterization or script parts?
>Oh I don't know maybe tee hee dont hit on me silly bronies

>Will we see Babs, an important extension of the filly cast and a serious role that featured prominently in her own episode and as a supporting role in a followup?
>No, fuck you.
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>>14436961
A MAN CAN DREAM
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>>14436984
But she's confirmed hourglass proportions.
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