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There's a pony infestation
They are all over the rooftops and in between the crawl spaces

old thread: >>14427465
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I think she's fundamentally fun
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we should just make threads at bump limit

nobody pays attention to the images anyway
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>>14431077
>8 images early

C'mon Anon I had a whole thread queued.
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>>14431069
Infestation you say?
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>>14431093
oh the new horse where sound went off, I guess images got deleted
I didn't mean to
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>>14431097
gross
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>>14431099
don't lie
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>>14431088
>nobody pays attention to the images anyway
that is stupid thing to say
how many times to people point out when someone is x images early
obviously, someone cares about the images
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That feel when you might not be good enough for her.

They're gonna get boyfriends soon, aren't they? ;_;
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>>14431108
He sounds like a /b/tard to me.
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>"ANON QUIT SCREENLOOKING YOU CHEATER!"
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>>14431113
I hope that pony doesn't
She's too good for anyone but me
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>>14431129
>playing lan party halo 4 at a con recently
>can't help but do this

I laughed when the guy accused me of it. Felt surreal that I would be called that again.
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>>14431107
anon I really don't care about making a thread at this point, I really thought the old one was at limit and meandering
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>>14431113
I think i'd have a good shot at getting with Dash
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>>14431125
And why do I sound like a /b/tard, sweet anon?

Is it because I said something you don't like?
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>>14431136
>implying Ponk isn't the OTP
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>>14431149
Why wouldn't you look at the image counter?
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>>14431151
Nothing against what you said. Just your actions are not MLPG standards.
You smell new.
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>>14431165
I heard the image limit sound and made a new one
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>>14431174
Right, so because I said something you don't like.

You don't have to try so hard to fit in, newfriend.
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>>14431184
As the guy who had a thread waiting, I don't really mind that much. I'll just post it another time.
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Isn't symbolism supposed to be subtle?
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>>14431069
what ep is that screeny from?
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Alright guys how is it going.

I found out, I am depressed.
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>>14431097
>g3 face

into the garbage
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>>14431204
Found out what?
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>>14431192
You are the one who is acting hostile to try to fit in.

It's cute.
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http://i.imgur.com/dJti8uc.png
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>>14431215
As hard as I try I can't be my normally optimal functioning self due to a variety of current factors that will resolve over time so bare with me.
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>>14431218
You said I came from /b/ because of a single post
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>>14431212
Thanks, reminds me, Friday night r/a/dio is today.

Why must MLP music suck so much? I've never heard more than 10 songs I didn't terminate early.
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working out with pony
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>>14431225
>tubecocks

literally the worst thing in the entire fandom
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>>14431233
And you confirmed it with your retaliation.
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>>14431032

I do.

If I was a writer I'd add a character like Gill as a villain and would make sure Celestia gets the Sraphic Wing attack. It fits her pretty well. Godlike wings shooting out Rainbows that fuck you up.

Any other fighting moves that would fit Pones?
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>>14431237
>he doesn't like the music from the show either

oh my god
literally no one has ever shared this sentiment with me
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>>14431249
BALLOOOOON
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>>14431204
is it real depression or white american middleclass tumblr depression?
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>>14431225
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>>14431243
Okay, whatever helps you sleep at night.

I've been here since Jan 2011 and have never stepped foot in /b/, but you're right.

Congratulations, I'm a /b/tard.
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>>14431232
They won't resolve over time, you need medication.
I recommend cocaine or amphetamines.
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>>14431241
>lk in charge of shoulders
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>So you actually fantasize about being a female pony?
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>>14431256
Either one is real depression, anon.

Don't be a cock.
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>>14431088
That's a horrible idea.
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>>14431232
That sounds like pretty much everyone here.
Good luck, I guess.
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>>14431254
Well, I've only really heard FiM music. I think most of it's awful, and actually one thing that objectively becomes worse with each season.

I do like Smile and This Day Aria though. >_>
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https://derpibooru.org/467192
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>>14431273
Of course. Who wouldn't want to be you, Dash?
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>>14431273
Why is your tail twitching
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>>14431273
No, I fantasize about sex with a female pony.
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>>14431262
Be glad you are among company.
MLPG is nothing but /b/tards.
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>>14431262
>i've been here since
Not the anon you're arguing with but that's a real hipster thing to say
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>>14431275
but it makes me feel better to be a jerk to others online
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>>14431204
>>14431215
>>14431270
Wow, what is this, ponychan?
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>>14431290
Her mane is twitching too.
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>>14431285
>I do like Smile and This Day Aria though
I can only stomach those ones
Wouldn't go out of my way to listen to them
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>>14431301
No, it's /b/.

Haven't you been following the thread?
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Rarity is not a slut
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>>14431262
You do realize that pretending to having been here for long, assuming we believe you, just makes you look that much more of an idiot for suggesting such a stupid thing when anyone who's been here for a couple weeks can understand perfectly well that we don't make new threads at bump limit because it's both more convenient for us and less annoying for the cunts on /mlp/ that hate us?
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Rarity is a huge slut
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>>14431313
Another wonderful post from a guy that definitely needs to have a name on.

Are you still fat?
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>>14431313
Rarity is actually the biggest slut.
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>>14431305
what are you doing isaac?
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>>14431319
>Pretending
No.

And if you'd have actually paid attention to anything, I said that because nobody makes new threads at image limit. They always make them at 240 images.

Do you get a boner from acting so above everyone, anon?
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Rarity is a Changeling.
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You are all, without exception, faggots. Good night, and talk about pony for a change. Comics, the new season, something other than pointless bickering.
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>>14431262
>Congratulations, I'm a /b/tard.

>Announcing how long you have been here.

Yes, yes you are.
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>>14431341
>mini sentry wrangler
Nothing pisses people off so much like this

>it's for people who can't aim
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>>14431348
>someone says you're new
>actually I've been here since-
>NEWFAG /B/TARD NOBODY SAYS HOW LONG THEY'VE BEEN HERE!

Why are you so terrible tonight, MLPG?
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>>14431354
Based moot. It's been like that for a few days at least.
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>>14431359
>Let me react with a /b/ image.
>That will show them!
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>>14431364
That doesn't look like Craig to me.
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>>14431336
Sometimes we make threads at image limit, other times a bit earlier, point is we don't make them at 500 posts but instead around 700-1000, which is a really big difference.
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>>14431262
>have never stepped foot in /b/,
doubt it
if you went to 4chan, you went to /b/ at least once on curiosity alone
besides when you say Jan 2011, do you mean MLPG or 4chan?
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>>14431374
>let me ignore his points and greentext something completely false!

Oh wait, you're just trolling.
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>>14431359
The fact of the matter is that it's far from whether or not you're a glorious 2010 poster versus a filthy 2013 /mlp/ latch along, and much more about the fact that you're enough enough of idiot to think you're entitled enough to announce that you're different enough to distinguish between the two. No one cares.
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>>14431351
Yeah, even Tex had the compassion to do tandem with his shotty.
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>>14431389
If someone calls me new, I'm going to tell them that I'm not.

That is called a discussion.
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>>14431381
>On top of it all I am mad at greentext.
Hi NBS!
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>>14431354
>>14431364
What does removing post deletion even help?
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>>14431390
>tex
I had a whole texas themed engie loadout for him and I never had the chance to give it to him
His engie was so bare
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>>14431249
>Celestia gets the Sraphic Wing attack
With that typo I mentally autocorrected it to "Sapphic wing attack" at first and was confused for a moment.
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>>14431376
Yeah!

They dont look like they just woke up from their friend counch and didnt bother to shower even!
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>>14431399
well then have fun
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>>14431402
You got me anon, I got trolled hard.
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>>14431405
Ask moot, or use that shitty /q/ replacement, I have no clue, IMO it just makes things worse.
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>>14431417
Just tested, it seems like you can delete images, but not posts.
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>what do you mean you don't want this apple?
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>>14431415
Glad we would sort your out as a shitposter from /b/.
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>>14431431
Anon, you already trolled me good.

You don't need to keep baiting.
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>>14431249
I dunno. Celestia's shown dispel magic, shield magic, beams, and teleportation, but she's never really done an area of effect blast.
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>Bee and Puppycat got funded

How long until cartoons can be original and not trail in AT's wake again.

WoY was a good try.
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>>14431341
What if I bicker with a pony? Does that count?
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>>14431447
but I liked that cartoon
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>>14431430
It's all lumpy and shit.
Not to mention the bruises on it...
It looks like you just let it fall off the tree, and not let it get picked by the delicate hand of some Hispanic fellow.
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>>14431429
Try deleting something over ten minutes old.
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>>14431447
Why does that Family guy character have so many rings on? Is he a pimp?
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>>14431447
How is WoY like AT?

And dont use the world random
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>>14431447
>A frederator cartoon looks like a frederator cartoon
STOP THE PRESSES
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>>14431465
The point is that WoY isn't like AT.

>Don't use random
Fuck you.

>>14431471
It's not just looks, you idiot. It's like an AT clone. The humor, the characters, everything.
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>>14431447
I want to know why there are 3 family guys on adult swim at night
I miss all of that king of the hill
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>>14431465
He said Woy was a good try at being original and NOT trailing in AT's wake.
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>>14431476
>A frederator cartoon is like a frederator cartoon
STOP THE PRESSES AGAIN
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>>14431486
Cartoons being clones is a bad thing, anon.
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>anon you better not
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>>14431437
You don't need to keep posting.
We don't need your shit here.
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>>14431491
Don't move and I won't cum
Just wait a minute, Shy
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>>14431439
>but she's never really done an area of effect blast.

Which is why she should. Plus it's beams, they can show that in a kid's show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cttLoXxuU5g

It looks both "girly" and bad ass at the same time.
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I'm going to marry Shining Armour!
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Tex is really weird.
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unf
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>>14431518
It's because he's underaged.
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>>14431510
But, see, I don't actually think it fits her character all that well. She's very much a controlled, focused personality. An indiscriminate display of power isn't her style.

Mind, a villainous version of her might well do something like that.
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>>14431514
Who the fuck is Shining Armour? Do you mean Shining Armor?
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>>14431520
Do you even remember what Snails' character is actually like or are you just unfing to a furry oc?
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Rch should not be praised here.
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>>14431514
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
That makes us brothers-in-law or something.
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cross species makeouts
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>>14431535
>tfw ywn experience an indiscriminate display of Celestia's sexual power
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>>14431514
No, I'm marrying Shining Armor!
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>>14431552
>not "twointhepink.png"
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>>14431552
I keep thinking Klondike drew this, even though I know he didn't
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>>14431563
go away
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>>14431563
>not going on a diet
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>>14431533

That was totally like his mom's address.

Or maybe girlfriend/wife?
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>>14431552
I guess you could say Spike just got

A piece of Pie!
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>>14431549
Tell me, do you have a different reason this time to hate him?
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>>14431585
>wife
lol
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>>14431535

Celestia never does ANYTHING. She's so boring. She needs to get pissed and show the world who's boss.
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>>14431594

I admit, Tex's loneliness can be seen in any of his recent pics. Waifuists who spend time drawing themselves in little fantasies about being in love with Applejack aren't getting any obviously.
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When's the last time you watched an episode?
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>>14431354
I just emailed moot about this, has anyone else?
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>>14431595
She did once, she got beaten
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>>14431543
Endearingly stupid but also yes.
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>>14431606
2 days ago.

On my Vita.
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>>14431607
we jigglin' now?
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>>14431585
>wife
pfft
Shout is the only one that's made it in MLPG

I'll be the next
Only need to find a fiance and make a name for myself
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>>14431606
When the S3 finale aired, I think.

Though I might've popped in a few streams during the hiatus.
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>>14431602
>She smiles.
>Pull her in and kiss her.
>Her lip gets caught in her braces when she pulls away in shock.
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>>14431610
>She did once, she got beaten

WHICH WAS BULLSHIT.

Which is why she needs a nice scene where she saves the day.

Or dies
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>>14431606
End of season 3
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>>14431606
About a month ago, nippone.
Episode in english, S3 finale.
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>>14431593
He's a massive attention whore, what else do you need to hate him?
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>>14431606
An episode of what?
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>>14431629
Too bad. Princess Twilight Sparkle will be saving the day in S4.
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>>14431629
It was bullshit, yes, but that was the point where I realized I didn't want them to show anything about Celestia at this point, because they'd make it shit to suit some retarded plot and make Celestia retarded. Which they did anyway in EG, but then in EG everyone was a retard.
I'd rather just have a mental image of her that isn't fucking ruined, but it's getting increasingly hard.
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>>14431606
Earlier today after getting my new monitor.
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your pet pony wants to get frisky
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>>14431606
I watched an episode of Kyoukai no Kanata about a week ago.

As for MLP:FiM? Dunno, a month or two.
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>>14431652
So...no.
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>>14431668
>Which they did anyway in EG,

For the record, which was the point where MLP:FiM died?

>Wedding
>EG
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>>14431682
Pony is not my pet, she is my equal.
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>>14431687
Died, I'd say EG. Wedding was just the beginning, a sign of things to come.
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>Wake up
>update for the 8bit game
>soundtrack for S1 and S2 probably might get released
Why do all the cool things happen when I'm sleeping?
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>>14431692
but...
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>>14431687
The movie doesn't exist anon. It was all in our imagination.
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>>14431702
Pony is not a slave. Pony is an individual.
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>>14431692
>you will never be pony's pet
>you will never feel their hooves wrap around you
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do you know what time it is, MLPG?
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>all of the old guard is gone
>even Nanaki
MLPG will never be the same.
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>>14431709
SWEETIE TIME
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>>14431701
Because you're operating on Euro time when MLP runs on American time.
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MY LITTLE PONY!
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>>14431682
Pony better learn I dont do it with no stupid animal

Pet pony is for gentle snuggling and sometimes aggressive snuggling nonsexuallt when and only when I feel like it
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>>14431682
Sorry, I ride bareback
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>>14431712

i'm still here. barely.
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>>14431709
Pony time?
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>>14431687
The wedding wasn't bad in my opinion.

S3 ruined MLP.
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>>14431708
>They will never take you nice long walks through town
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>>14431712
what happened with Tex?
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>>14431712
His cock isn't even that great
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>>14431716

oh, no. not quite.
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>>14431712
I never had a name, but I've been here for a long time.

We're still here.
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>>14431712
You still got me, baby...
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>>14431707
>blehhhhhh
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>>14431712
I ended up getting a name later but I'm still here
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>>14431712
I'm right here what the fuck do you want
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>>14431712
I've been here since seaon 1, does that count?
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you people have forgotten how to be afraid.
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>>14431652
are you the same anon who really hates weed?
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>>14431712
>even nanaki
I'm sorry, what?

no one ever like that piece of shit, what the fuck are you on about?
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>>14431712
Are we doing this every two days now?
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>>14431765
Yawn
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>>14431712
Nanaki was just here yesterday. I even told him to fuck off, just like old times.
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>tfw everyone ever from MLPG has left for good
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>>14431745
>tfw I recently found out there are Cazadores where i live
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>>14431783
I'm still here though~
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>>14431770
there's a reason he said "even"

it was a way to express that even though Nanaki didn't do anything good, but he is still sad about him not being around.
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>>14431712

T-tex is just posting as anon! He totally is! H-he's still here with us!
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>>14431766
Not self-admittedly but it's quite likely
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>>14431783

too many wasps.
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>Nonymous is ded and hats us
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>>14431788
And still a useless fatass.
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>>14431737
>what happened with Tex?

Last mentioned lack of motivation. So he's just being a lazy nigger and not giving us free entertainment.

>>14431712
>>even Nanaki

No one likes Nanaki though.
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>>14431789
I stand by what I said
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>>14431801
Why don't you add me on skype a so you can see how useful I can be~
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>>14431801
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>>14431809
No thanks, I've got standards.
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>>14431816
Come on Anon, we can have some fun
I'll let you shame me all you want~
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>>14431807
But you asked a question. And I answered it.
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I want season 1 pinkie back
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>>14431804
You know, Nanaki really isn't that bad as far as MLPG goes.
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>>14431766
No, RCh is somehow worse. I thinks himself an artist but isn't, A stoner at least is just a failure and too lazy to do anything else.
RCh will jump on you to make sure you know who he is, so you pay attention to him.

I pity the Anon's against the drug posters.
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>>14431821
I mean it was more rhetorical
But it's not like I need to say anything, we both know what's going on there
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>>14431819
I'll add you if you kill yourself/lose 50 pounds.

How about that?
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>>14431835
I'll kill myself on skype, just add me~
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>>14431829
Nanaki had the decency to fuck off and leave.
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>>14431839
please stop
I don't even know who you are but just stop
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>>14431832
you sound exactly like the weedanon
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>>14431839
You have my terms.

Kill yourself first, adding later.
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>what time is it?
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>>14431843
rch seems to be the type to do narcotics.
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>>14431861
time for pony?
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>>14431832
what a weird thing to be angry at. that guy isnt even close to being the biggest attention whore in mlpg.

i was sure you were just being ironic but it sounds like you genuinely hate the guy.
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>>14431868
No
it's time for ponies to wear eye shadow
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>>14431861
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>>14431862
ya probably, it is pretty common at this age
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>>14431870
He's usually referred to as brokenenglishanon. He's just a shitposter, don't mind him.
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>>14431847
My son just killed himself but wanted me to add you on skype
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>>14431874
oh
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>tfw became friends with a black guy recently
>Got a chance to score some weed
YES
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>>14431882
Okay.

Give me your son's skype.
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>>14431890
He wrote a note saying you can find it on /3dpd/
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>>14431889
>Weed
>Not crack
Clearly you're dealing with a fake black guy.
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>>14431895
Did he leave a map?
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>>14431895
>/3dpd/
???
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>>14431870
It's actually mildly interesting
Obviously RCH doesn't really deserve any hate, but this guy is doing just that.
I think It's just some kind of advanced shitposting.

I also firmly believe that this same person is the anti/pro drug shitposter, the Not Ben Stiller shitposter, the sa.png shitposter, the Tex shitposter, and pretty much anyone else whose first response to any new art is "ufck off" or a variation thereof.
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>>14431901
>>14431906
http://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.html
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>>14431870
NBS was right to hate the guy. He does nothing for the general, he pollutes the Skype art chats. Sentenal was a boon against scum like him.
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>>14431883
oh god look at at them
they totally put eye shadow on in the morning
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>>14431912
WHY
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>>14431917
>dat Dash
unf
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>>14431907
There's most likely two people that do those things, split between them, just because of post cooldowns at certain points when both are present. It's most likely not more than 2 people though.
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>>14431922
>not wanting to panty anon
I want outsiders to leave.
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>>14431915
are you saying NBS hates RCH?
because that's wrong
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>>14431930
fuck off

>>14431922
because it's a better alternative than having it here.
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>>14431927
Why the hell would two people shitpost on a tripfag who only acts like a clown?
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>>14431930
please stop
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>>14431912
>crossdressing
Ugh that's gross why did you even link that here?
Why is that even a thing?
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>>14431907
NBS is such a massive attention whore he will mention his name and take credit any chance he gets so i dont think its him
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>>14431940
No, that's just one of them.
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MLPG - Ouroboros
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>>14431935
>NBS
>BCS
>RCH
Same shit, different letters.
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R-Rara sama!
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>>14431951
True
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>>14431606
More than a year ago.
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>>14431961
I don't want to lick paws, I want to lick pony.
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>>14431944
I'm with you, I just don't know.
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>>14431712
This thread isn't even MLPG anymore, just another shitty general cancer thread from the piss.

The boat has sunk.
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>>14431935
So, are you saying NBS and RCH are friends?

Nice to see that RCH enjoys company with the shit lords of MLPG.
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>>14431961
ew gross i dont want lick feet, i want to lick horse anus
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>>14431975
>quoting BCS
the lack of self awareness is simply astonishing
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>>14431951
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>>14431984
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MLPG IS DYING
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>>14431975
>>14431991
Yes, BCS, we see. You are helping a lot.
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>>14431975
Remember when BCS wasn't batshit crazy and her view actually mattered?
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>>14431991
Calm your ponies, it's 1:30 on the west coast best coast.
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>15 days

I can't wait for more Apple episodes!
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>>14431976
>The shit lords of MLPG.

Well he DOES still see MLPG as his friends, after all.
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smells of urine
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>>14431998
Not really.
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Name an episode
I make gif
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>>14432006
Feeling Pinkie Keen
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>>14432006
Just for Sidekicks
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Why aren't you partying with Pinkie Pie?
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>>14432005
Fuck off fatty
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all this lost hope is so fucking depressing...

G'night MLPG!
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>>14432006
sweet and elite
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>>14432006
Owl's Well That Ends Well
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>>14432006
Any episode with Twist in it.
GIF of TWIST.
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>>14432013
<3 you too
I bet you're a chaser
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>>14432004
i remember the times when people could piss without limit
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>>14431998
She might've been crazy already, we just weren't aware. At least if she drew nice things still, but no, not even that.
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>>14432006
Mysterious Mare Do Well
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>>14432006
The Cutie Pox
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>>14432012
Pinkie is so boring. I'd rather party with Twilight!
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>>14432020
absolutely not
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>>14432012
I AM PONKING WITH PIGGYPIE
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>>14432021
Stop arousing me I'm trying to hate your guts
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>>14431975
Oh look, shitty tripfags thinking they define the thread

MLPG's attitude and patterns haven't changed since its last year on /co/

Furry fetishy hiatuses punctuated by discussion and actual discussion during the season and comic releases. That's the way a thread should be. That's often.
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>>14432029
Princess Twilight Sparkle cannot party.
It is not part of her princessly demesne.
You will have to party with Princess Pinkie Pie.
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>>14432030
Come, look at this cute little filly.
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>>14432037
All I want is someone to cuddle with while we watch the S4 premier
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HMMMM
>>
you
're awa
re
e
you're in
for
a sc
ar
e
e
ha ha
ha
ha ha
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>>14432030
I am offended.
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>>14432043
Pinkie isn't even a real Princess.
I'm going to party with Twilight and you can't stop me. We'll party with Fluttershy too.
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beware the sandwich thieves
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I think I want to have sex with the Apple horse.
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>>14432044
literally the worst thing since the last worst thing
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>dat OP

Ok, so let's mix things up. What are all the reasons you would NOT cum in rainbow dash?
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rch is the shit clogging mlpg.
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>>14432054
>Pinkie isn't even a real Princess.
look at this nerd living in the past
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>>14432064
Because I'm cumming inside another horse
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>>14432060
Very good anon, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
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>>14432064
I am not sexually attracted to non-human animals
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>>14432064
crusty cunt flakes
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>>14432067
She can't be a Princess anon, she isn't even a real color.
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>>14432073
FUCK YOU
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is this what it looks like when the shitposters achieve their goal of chasing everyone off?
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>>14432064
She doesn't exist IRL.
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Fluttershy says your hands smell like Rarity.
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>>14432079
this is what it looks like when we're on the front page during hiatus
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>>14432079
This is what it looks like in the middle of the night during hiatus before the bump limit.
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>>14432082
good
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>>14432075
The hell you on about?
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>>14432075
Anonymous, she's been a Princess for a while. Don't you remember when she let Sweetie Belle host a concert in her castle?
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>>14432010
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Why does MLPG support has been contributors that do nothing to help MLPG?
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Have you had your propane today?
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>>14432094
because your fury has blinded you enough for you to mistake indifference as support
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>>14432094
Because they are our lifeblood
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>>14432093
That's an okay gif Anon, but you need to work on making things loop better.
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>>14432107
you need to work on making clothes fit better
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>>14432093
>back spasms

Fucking ow
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>>14432107
You need to focus on making your ponies not be bad.
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>>14432082
Maybe Rarity just smells like my hands.
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>>14432107
Just you wait, when I track down smile and eat his heart I will be the gif king.
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http://nationalreport.net/assam-rape-festival-india-begins-week/

>Assam, INDIA — Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.

what if Equestria has such festivities?
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>>14432015
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>>14432107
I like to make them twitch, it adds character
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>>14432122
Every day thousands of ponies everywhere are trapped in and subsequently cuddled from discarded human clothing. Be kind to your ponies, cut holes in your spent pants to prevent this.
>>
How long should foreplay last with your gf?
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>>14432122
But fluttuttershi
Crunchwraps are hexagonal
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>>14432126
Then it would be a pretty terrible place.
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>>14432126
There people who believed this story to be factual.

Enough people to make India mad.

the world is fucking stupid
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>>14432141
Your body is hexagonal
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>>14432136
That depends, is she a pony?
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>>14432027
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Pony should be mecha.
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pony should pony me
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Pony should.
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>>14431113
>They're gonna get boyfriends soon, aren't they?

not that one
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>>14431113
I think I'd have a good shot at dash

I mean she probably doesn't even know what guns do
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>>14432162
If Rainbow Dash ever gets into a long-term lesbian relationship, would she be the butcher one or the more feminine one?
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>>14431293
>MLPG is nothing but /b/tards.

MLPG has never had a problem with bread posters. They used to hang out with us. The only people who bring this shit up are new people pretending to be someone someone should give a shit about
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>>14432150
Admit it, Anon
You want to rub each and every one of my sides
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>>14432178
a-all six of them...
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>>14432183
So why so tsun tsun?
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>>14432174
Why not both?
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>>14432018
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>>14432176
I don't really recall announced /b/read visits ever being smooth and/or chill. Not all of them are retards, but many of them are, and those who aren't often just transitioned to being one of us.
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>>14432194
Back when we were on /co/, when it got quiet, chill bread posters would invite us to hang out with them. no one ever really went over, because my god did they ever enjoy to avatarfag, but it's not like there was ever ire. I guess they did /b/log more than they discussed the show, but they hung out with us when they wanted to do that stuff, and they never stirred shit when they did. besides, which of them would even cop to it?
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>>14432028
>>
https://derpibooru.org/467183
why
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If you went to equestria you would be treated like gilda or iron will, probably a bit better because you're not huge and don't have claws. You would be welcome.

unless you fucked up bigtime

Ponies would not stick their asses in the air and beg you to fist them and work your hand magic. Ponies would not throw you in a cage. Ponies wouldn't care. Ponies are nice and would treat you like just another pony.
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>>14432214
been there done that
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>>14432214
why?
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>>14432215
yeah, and it'd be really fucked for it to be any of us.

>ok, I've been transported to equestrian. i'm a pretty horse. this is amazing! my whole life is going to be -- no, I still have all my crippling social phobias. guess i'll just get a quiet job, spend all my time in my house, not enjoying the internet, and then die alone.

>as a pony
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it's not over yet.
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>>14432214
I thought he was sick of us years ago.
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>>14432208
Yeah, I met a number /b/ronies on the early days of Ponychan who revealed that they came to /co/ when they wanted to actually discuss the show, retreating to /b/ when they had their fill around midweek.
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>>14432227
Can't it be bo-
Oh wait, you're not Caimon
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>>14432214
I don't find that horrible. Marker is pretty nice, it's actually somewhat funny, 0r0's fursona isn't having sex with anything.
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>>14432215
I don't know anon, being the only human there might generate a bit of interest.
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>>14432223
>go as a human
>at least you have a good excuse to shun the "life" thing and go die early on a DnD styled adventure
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>>14432234
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>>14432223
While I'm not an extreovert, I don't have huge crippling social phobias, although I guess that's not typical
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>>14432230
right. so sometimes we'd get raided, and sometimes some people from b would flood /co/ with threads, but those people were assholes.

if my little pony has stood for anything in this entire weird awful trip down the rabbit hole, then it's stood for "the face of things are horrible, but underneath there are decent people hiding, afraid of the horrible people who represent the community."

and then we go on to say "all of /b/ sucked."
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>>14432214
That's pretty awesome
Nice to see someone making fun of themselves
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>>14432215
they'd probably mistake you for a really ugly diamond dog actually

>walk into ponyville
>"oh, you poor thing"
>"did your pack abandon you for being too mangy?"
>"no worries about this one kidnapping us, he's so scrawny! why, i bet it hasn't eaten in weeks!"
>"come in for lunch deary, we'll fix you up"
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>>14432189
>tfw you will never a personhorse Gilda
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>>14432242
>tfw I am kind of an extrovert but still have those social phobias so I'm always anxious to do what would make me feel better.
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PantyAnon has a really tiny dick

It's kind of a turn-off
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>>14432250
>start laughing uncontrollably
>lapse into monkey noises
>sprout a tail
>body hair thickens
>feet un-foot into leghands
>no humans allowed in equestria
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>>14432258
>PantyAnon has a dick
>It's a turn off
Seriously keep that out of the thread thanks ponies only.
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>>14432258
More for me
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>>14432258
Today I saw a deer walking on the side of the road.
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>>14432242
Wait, having crippling social phobias is typical?

>>14432244
Yeah. There were people from the /b/reads and are people from Ponychan who have the presence of mind to realize that as long as you understand and respect the culture, there isn't a problem with having it both ways.
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Okay, you get transported to Equestria, but you are made the avatar of your zodiac sign rather than a pony. You must conform to all the rules thereof.
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>>14432236
I'd still love to tell them stories about how great of a species we are.
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>>14432267
>Wait, having crippling social phobias is typical?
For 4chan it does seem to be
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>>14432239
Don't worry Gilou, you're my #2 pick.
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>>14432266
Deers are assholes. Holy shit I hate them so much.
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>>14432264
>tfw they stopped making Billboard ads for each season
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>>14432268
OH YEAH BRO

THIS IS GOING TO BE BALLER

NATTY AS FUCK
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>>14432268
I'm a human virgin, wow nothing changed.
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>>14432270
Fair enough.
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which pony should I throw into the bonfire?
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>>14432268
>Virgo
Worst fucking sign ever.
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>>14432287
Bonbon or spitfire, your choice.
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>>14432268
I'm a virgin maiden?
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>>14432287
Snips or snails, why not both.
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>>14432290
>>14432293

I only have main six figurines
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>>14432268
>master race signs
>Taurus
>Sagittarius
>Shit tier: everyone else
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>>14432298
All of them
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>>14432268

dis gon be fun

we barbarian as fuck now
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>>14432268
I had to look that shit up. What does Aries even do?
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>>14432249
punch it once for putting muh sandvich in it's mouth, and once more for ruining it.
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>>14432268
>Scorpio
I have no idea what the rules thereof are.
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>>14432307
You're a goat
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>>14432298
Don't do anything bad or dirty to them
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>>14432311
Pony is in tears and cowering on the floor screaming that she is sorry
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>>14432268
Man, I don't know. Depending on the interpretation, I could be some dude with a jug of water or this guy here.
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>>14432284
>>14432289
Virgo master race reporting.
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>>14432289
What? It's the best.
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>>14432268
If Chinese zodiac, I'm a cock.
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>>14432300
Nigga, Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old geegee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick. Or better yet your waifu'd call your dog ass whenever she's done fucking around with that brony artist or tumblr she's fucking with.

Nigga~
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>>14432268
libra is pretty great, but being blind would suck

also how do I hold scales with hooves
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>>14432322
>>14432323
>Overly critical.
>Worried about everything.
Yeah totally the best sign.
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>>14432316
I'm not going to jack off on them for fucks sake
>>
Scoots wants to fill you with seamen
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>>14432325
I'm a doge

I'm pretty sure this means I'm predestined to be a furry and will fuck someone in a dog fursuit at some point
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>>14432307

be dominant and aggressive as shit, son. getting shit done, leading the troops on the ground, getting all the women with our natural charisma and magnetism. Aries is that dudebro alpha that all the fedoras bemoan women being attracted to.
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>>14432331
>just... just put on this wig first
>and wear these wings....
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>>14432268
>sagittarius
Does that come with centaur body, or just a bow and arrows?
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>>14432313
Neat, I guess.
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>>14432312
Well, the first rule is learn to swim
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>>14432268
Gemini is the twins, right?
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>>14432345
I'm a decent swimmer
next?
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>>14432268
Pisces
Ah'm a fish?
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>>14432268
Alright, shit. When I was a kid and looked it up, I got capercorn. Now when I look it up I get Aquarius. What's wrong, yo?
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>>14432327
You don't get to be a pony. You get to be a celestial figure holding a scale. Or just a giant, anthropomorphic scale. Your choice.
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>>14432330
That's what I was saying not to do
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>>14432338
Too bad astrology is bullshit, huh anon?
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>>14432336
doge is love
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>>14432331

so i assume we're talking about Cutie Mark Colts?
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>>14432268
>cancer
uhhh
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>>14432353
some people are retards and decide based on where the stars were thousands of years ago

some people aren't and go by the stars they were born under
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>>14432363
Alright then. How fast do these things change and where can I look up what it was when I was born?
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>>14432362
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>>14432360
Doge is the worst sign.
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>>14432268
http://truestarsign.com/index.php

>sagittarius

I am a majestic musslebeast
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>>14432362

you're a giant crab. congratulations. you're now obsessed with family and tradition.
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>>14432354
>You get to be a celestial figure

So I get to be Celestia? Libra continues to be the best
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>>14432360
Cock is better
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>>14432377
No, you're kind of an abstract thing. You exist in the immaterial world alongside all the other concepts and gods of equestria.
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>>14432368
>>14432371
Hey, question answered!

I'm a Capricorn.

Well, that certainly is... something?
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>>14432268
>become large cat
>befriend Fluttershy
>receive pets
aww yiss
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>>14432377
No, you get to be a giant, vaguely angelic human. Or, giant scale.
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>>14432328
You get to be a virgin though!
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>>14432352
so, now what?
Do i just live out my horrible existence?
i'm rather dissapointed in being a fish..
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>>14432371
>Libra
>law, fairness and civility.
Just as boring as i am, in other words. fits much better than scorpio
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>>14432385
Virgins have mystical effects on Unicorns. As the mystical embodiment of virginity, you can have sex as much as you want and stay a virgin.

That makes sense, right?
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>>14432383
aww piss
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>>14432392
You're two fish.

or you're two hyper evolved fishmen with a psychological link i dont fucking know the western zodiac is stupid
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I'm super horny, MLPG

Who'd be up for giving me a blowjob?
It isn't cheating if she's out of town and you're a dude
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>all this astrology talk
>had a friend who was really into astrology
>havent been in touch in over five years
Shit, guys...
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>>14432392
Well, besides the domains you now rule over, you're a cosmic keystone now. You'll get ponies coming to you for advice, you'll be sent on godly quests by the power you serve, and you'll participate in the War In Heaven. And so forth.
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I just realized Twoiloit has buttwings on "official hasbro vector", kek.
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>>14432408
What if I'm not a dude
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>>14432418
Then it's cheating
Unless you join us when she gets back
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>astrological bullshit
>immediately think of homestuck
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
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>>14432380
>You exist in the immaterial world alongside all the other concepts and gods of equestria.

Small Gods Equestria would be super cool
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>>14432403
now i'm just terrefied.
>pisces confirmed for worse zodiac.
>>
>look up what a Capricorn -is-
>determined, ambitious, loves work, doesn't make waves
I don't even. I have ambitions, but that's about it. I'm the laziest motherfucker.
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>>14432430
Well, you aren't making waves, that's for sure.
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>>14432425
HOMESTUCK A SHIT
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>>14432403
now i'm just terrified.
>pisces confirmed for worse zodiac.
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http://static.4chan-ads.org/Advertisers/7e308b561aab469e96f6fbe04ecff72c.png
Best ad.
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>>14432425
What if you could live in equestria but you would have to be roomies with the alien that shared your zodiac sign?
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>>14432268
>Decide to read up a bit on mine
>Don't even fit into half of it
"Well that was a rip-off" -Patrick Star
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>>14432441

also, the alien is a female Yautja.
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>>14432425
>libra
>blind

FUCK I GET IT NOW
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>>14432425
Yeah, I can only figure out what everyone is talking about by trying to remember which homestuck was which star sign.
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>>14432441
Um, how high is Gamzee at the time?
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>>14432441
>homestuck taurus guy

This dude looks like a bro

Does taurus ever stop being the best sign? Hell no man. It's the coolest.
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>>14432413
>rule
>advice
>wage holy war.
B-but i'm just 2 fish..es, the hell am i supposed to do?!
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>>14432457
>tfw incompatible with Taurus
>both exes were Taurus
Third time's the charm...
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Applejack might be fine too.
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>>14432441
If we go with the new chart the I get to enjoy mussle beast milk. If the old chart, then I will be killed by a Juggalo
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>>14432459
Evolve into Gyarados
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>>14432457
i can literally taste the irony in this post
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>>14432457
This post made me smile.
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>>14432425
Why isn't Kanaya there?
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>>14432457
He's actually pretty much the lamest. His alternate universe version is apparently massively bro-teir, but we don't see much of him at all. Taurus guy prime fails at everything he attempts and gets verbally shit on by everyone he meets. Hope you like taking in stray, broken puppies, anon.
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>homestuck
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>>14432480
Being a mare made her so slutty she imploded into a black whore
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>>14432371
>Still a Virgo.
I hate my fucking life.
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>>14432484
Whatever.

I can always kill him and be roommates with his corpse.
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>>14432465

It's over for us. We're not going to Hell, we're going to be in Purgatory forever.
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>>14432176

>MLPG has never had a problem with bread posters

hahahaha
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>>14432486
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wY-FhBArw&t=10m30s
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>>14432371
>Gemini
THERE'S FUCKING TWO OF ME
NOW I GET TWO PONY WAIFUS
FUCK YOU GUYS, TIME FOR ME TO BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND
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>MLPG - Star signs and Homestuck
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>>14432507
that was pretty good
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>>14432494
Good call.

>>14432486
The rabbit hole is deep.
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>>14432408
p-pls don't tempt me
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>>14432371
>tfw you're actually an aries

Alright, this looks like a waifu tier waifu. This is good. This is workable.
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>>14432487

would you rather have a slutty zebra mare who ain't strong and independent and do need a stallion, or would you rather be a slutty pony mare who's an absolute slave to massive zebra cock?
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>>14432470
Ah believe!
>anon used 'splash'
>it wasn't very effective
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>>14432516
I liked what they did with her character. Made her death even more satisfying.
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>>14432523
Aradia's okay for a robot ghost frog alien.
>>
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006427
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>>14432534
UNF
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>>14432533
I thought it was a pretty lame gimmick at first, but the payoff was magical.
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>>14432430

But... but...
I was born on January 13th and everyone here either hates me for being a faggot sometimes or kinda likes me for being fucking different from all the other ponyfags on here that just post within a set of stale guidelines like everyone else, i.e. thinking freely...
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>>14432542
>Poor bastard. Had to go and get all tangled up with your brother's crazy, complicated life.
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>>14432545
Exactly.
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>fim.413chan.net
>413chan.net
>sub admin fallenPineapple is a pesterchum handle

What is with the crossover
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>>14432562
>Trotterr
???
>>
Three witches wearing seven rings, set with nine black stones. One of golden fire, one of earth and wood, one of bones.
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>>14432575
A combination of /co/ and huge, loyal, internet based fandoms?

And 413chan? Weren't they the host of Ponybooru back in the day?
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>>14432575
Autism!

Or just /co/.
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>>14432268
>I'm a fish instead of a Ram
Well I'm going to kill myself then
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Can I have a request please?

I need to go to bed soonish though so no stream.
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>>14432586
413chan was also a homestuck imageboard

413 being an important number in Homosuck.
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>>14432594
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>>14432595
Well yeah, I get that. I'm just pretty sure that they hosted Ponybooru, too. Actually, I'm sure they did, come to think of it.
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>>14432594
I request a stram

Alternatively, futa showmare trixie
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>>14432594
Draw this pone in a roman toga.
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>>14432603
Yep, they definitely did. Our archive was on the same server as Ponibooru.
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>>14432594
>not stramming

WHAT ARE YOU, A reasonable adult that knows not to fuck up his sleep cycle?
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>>14432594
I request you get better
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>>14432594
Stram anyway, fuck sleep.
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>>14432594
sweaty gilda paws
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>>14432602
Anon pls, not right now.

>>14432613
It's 4am, we're well past that point already.

>>14432605
Okay
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>>14432620
>not sweaty gryphon paw sweat corruption
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>>14432614
>mfw complex doom 1 life survival
I can never finish this shit, everyone else has no problem with it.
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>>14432625
But I actually want to fap to sweaty paws
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>>14432625
>sweat corruption
That's a thing?
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>>14432621
>Anon pls, not right now.

When Saine? When?
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>>14432625
>Sweat Corruption
what?
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>>14432625
>No mention of sweat mindbrink
0/10
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>>14432636
>sweat mindbreak

wat
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>>14432633
When.... I feel like it some time? I dunno. I'll probably just decide to do it one day.

On another note, I'm considering staying awake all night instead of sleeping.
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>>14432268

Gemini. I am all that Pinkie Pie/Pinkamena needs to be happy. I mean, I get it, I'm like that too, I could be up with her when she's up and down with her when she's down. I wish I transformed, too, instead of it being invisible.
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>>14432621

Saine draw some fucking genderswapped Gaffer.
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>>14432651
stram?
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>>14432651
>On another note, I'm considering staying awake all night instead of sleeping.
STRAM!
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>>14432638
sweat mindbreak would be pretty hot

like a pony losing it and becoming a slave to paw musk, being completely unable to stop sniffing griffon paws...
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>>14432655
>I could be up with her when she's up
Pinkie is best futa
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>>14432660
unf
but explain
>>14432625
sweat corruption
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>>14432669
Sweat that causes anything it lands on to start becoming something corrupt.
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>corruption
welp time to leave
see you guys
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>>14432660
>>14432676
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>>14432677
Don't go, I won't survive.
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Fuck it

derpy.me/Saine
derpy.me/Saine
derpy.me/Saine
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>>14432677
>Thing mentioned twice
>TIME TO GO
Yeah because you were discussing the show, weren't you?
>>
Mane six get boyfriends, discuss.
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so i migh be slowpoking but have we talked about the potential season 04 locations

http://derpiboo.ru/467172
http://derpiboo.ru/467197

the first one seems to be the old everfree castle re-built
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>>14432651
Ok Saine, Ill be waiting.
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>>14432687
There's shitposting and then there's creepy fetishes fresh off of furaffinity
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>>14432679
>implying you don't want Gilda to pinch your nose between her sweaty toes
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>>14432681
You got to stop letting MLPG bully you into things
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>>14432679
>expecting people to know what that symbol means
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>>14432700
I googled it

it means what in stupid chink talk
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>>14432691
Yes

We've decided that it's everything we didn't want, and by that I mean everything we wanted and everything we expected since season 1
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>>14432691
I pretty much assumed that the Castle was going to be magically fixed in the premier, judging by the next episode's synopsis and general intuition. Fun to see it confirmed, though. The rainbow fall one is interesting, though. It looks like the place from SiP. I don't think it's going to be winsome falls. They seem to like introducing new elements over re-using older ones, especially in minor cases like the falls.
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>>14432698
But I have no self-control so I'm easily pressured into doing things I don't want to.
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>>14432691
also:
http://derpiboo.ru/467133

apparently we're FINALLY gonna see this place
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>>14432687
were you?
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>>14432719
Oh.
But on those panties.
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>>14432729
Do you mean put?
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>>14432724
No I was playing doom and I mostly lurk MLPG unless there's already show discussion going about.

And it's been that way since s1, rarely post mostly lurk.
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>>14432735
crap
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>>14432719
Remember that show with that dog? I wanted to fuck that dog so bad when I was a kid.

In retrospect I might have been a furfag. The first sign was probably wanting to marry that fox chick from robin hood.

What if wanting to marry a pony and have sex with her every night means I'm still a furfag oh god

goodbye cruel world, i must yiff in hell
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>>14432691
>they reused that ancient S01 stock vector and just stuck wings on it
>the wings aren't even the same colour as the base

Why?

How is it possible for Hasbro to try so little?

I'm fucking done.
>>
>tfw 32oz of coffee

someone post an appropriate vibrating pony image
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>>14432752
see
>>14432465
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ARE YOU PONKING?

http://mlpg.co/ponk/
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>open saine's stream to check art progress
>WHO WOULDN'T STICK THEIR DICK INSIDE THAT DOG
>CAN I PLAY DRAGONSLAYER WITH A KEYBOARD
>YOU DON'T KNOW MY FETISHES SAINE

Wat
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>>14432746
>that dog
>80% furry
Truly casual shit compared to ponies.
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>>14432754
She's vibrating so fast the human eye can't perceive her movements.
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>>14432767
>not a gif
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>>14432746
>>14432763
It's not furry if it doesn't have fur.
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>>14432771
.png's can also be animated!
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>>14432780
>4chan does not support apng
your move, anon
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>>14432774
>a-anon, are you sure about this?
>It'll regrow, twilight.
>but why?
>Hold still while I shave your butt
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Time of beb 11:44am UTC
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>>14432784
Pinkie is just that good!
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>>14432780
Not offically. The PNG working group don't seem to have any interest in standardizing APNG.
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>>14432798
>pinkie is not real
check, anon
get a better move
>>
it's hard to believe we know what six season 04 epsidoes will be already (animatic and zapit)
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>>14432802
YOU'RE NOT REAL!

SHUT UP!
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>>14432807
checkmate, anon
better luck next time
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>>14432691
>the first one seems to be the old everfree castle re-built

That's Luna's castle
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>tfw your waifu will never kiss you while you hold her in your arms
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>>14431961
Lion paws would not be nice to lick
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>>14432815
um
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>>14432829
Flying birdlion paws are okay to lick
>>
>tfw you will never something about a pony here i don't care anymore i'm dead inside
>>
>tfw I will never be turned into a slutty mare because I'm terrible at a lot of things and I'm pretty stupid, so being a slut would at least make me good at something.
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>>14432833
Trust me they really aren't

She could spend a miniscule amount of time on the ground every day and her paws would still have those cracks and be dried out. Not to mention all of the dirt that gets in between her toes.
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>>14432834
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Is mewball ded?
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>>14432822
it's probably gonna be pwincessu twilightu sprukle's perfect castle TM
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>>14432829

They would be if someone massaged lotion into them daily.

>>14432840

>dirt between her toes
>bad thing
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>>14432845
Twilight Sparkle, princess of the Everfree.
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>>14432847
Anon dirt is not safe to ingest
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>>14432853
That would actually be kind of cool
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>>14432858
I would die a happy man
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>>14432870
>At someone's house
>PLAYING ON HANDHELDS
Why are the princesses such big plebs?
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>>14432861
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>>14432870
you can imagine what that bug horse thinks

>wow holy shit handhelds seriously? is this a preschool?
>>pote chips >not gamerfuel
>not keeping your milk in a bag
>i bet they don't even have PCs
>i wish i was at home playing starcraft
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>>14432880
take this and try again
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>>14432859
>First used the EoH in the Everfree
>EoH are somehow connected to the Everfree
>She's somehow destined to use the EoH
>Ponyville is bizarrely close to the Everfree
>There's a castle there without anyone ruling it
>Elements were found in the castle
>Episode 3 takes place in said castle

All they have to do is spin the EoH and Everfree as synonymous. Considering how little we know about them, it wouldn't even be hard. She'd be the princess of the Elements.

Hell, when Luna and Celestia stopped using the elements, it seems like Celestia moved out.
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>>14432878
and they don't even have hands
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>>14432890
There are more than 2 greentext lines' worth of logical connections so it's not happening
>>
We're sitting here on mulpug shitposting about pone

The greentexts we are writing

The unfs we are unfing
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>>14432870
>handhelds yet no hands
>no magic going on so fuck you
>big hips and or butts
>anyone playing a psp anymore

So much wrong with this
It's cute though
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>>14432870
>anatomy
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>>14432898
I want to believe.
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>>14432909
>no magic going on so fuck you
>implying magic needs sparkles and colours everywhere
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>>14432917
It does for my little girl eyes bitch
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>>14432909
>not liking big hips and or butts

wow

wow


wow
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>tfw it's Friday
>Can't afford any booze
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>>14432925
>Drinking alcohol
Fuck off
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>>14432921
I never said that
They look like weights so they can stay upright

Butts are pretty great
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>>14432921
not on pone

pone hips and pone butts are just weird
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>>14432921
>Kill Le Kill
This fanservice anime will not be much remembered
I'm glad it will be done soon after december
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>tfw you will never get high with rainberg dashovitz
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>>14432921
I don't like big butts
My gf has a cute little butt in comparison to her tits
Small tits and a big but is the worst
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>>14432945
>My gf
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>>14432945
Stop posting about your fucking girlfriend.
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>>14432925
I feel your pain
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>>14432959
I just got here

But okay
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>>14432959
Report and ignore.
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>>14432956
well played
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>>14432966
Just got here today maybe, but you've been bragging about your girlfriend and her big tits for a week straight.
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>>14432936
Enjoy not being saved I guess.

It's surprising how fanservice can get people so upset.
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>>14432967
>reporting for having a girlfriend
Not that anon but that's pretty sad man
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>>14432936
Lol it doesn't end until next summer.
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>>14432973
Non furfags are cancer

no hooves? fuck off
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>>14432981
what if gf was furfag
you didn't think about that did you
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>>14432981
Go away /mlp/.
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>>14432945
No offence to your gf or whatever, but I really dislike that kind of body.

Don't get me wrong, I love big boobs, it's just that big boobs and a tiny butt looks really top-heavy and weird.
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>>14432971
Who thinks this is okay?
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>>14432980
Is that not around the time you joined here?

Perhaps you all can follow it when that time comes near
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>>14432970
They're not even big, Anon
I think you've got the wrong guy

They're like C cups
She's just got no butt at all
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>>14432991
What?
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>>14432971
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>>14432870.
I really dislike this artstlye
Look at their faces, they're all the exact same!
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>>14432994
Yeah, I came here next summer.
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>>14432997
The focus on her chest.
It just comes off as annoying,obvious and pandering.

I don't even like anime but shit like that is exactly why I refrain from playing a lot of Japanese games because I can automatically tell where the put most of their efforts at.
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>>14433004
Sorry if I was not clear, I just meant summer

Were you not to leave then it would be a bummer
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>>14432991
I actually enjoy it. I really wish it would tone down the damn fanservice, but that's not all it has going for it, and I'm pretty sure half of it is played for comedy so I'm willing to give it a bit of a pass.
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>>14432971
>muh saved

It has shitty animation, simplistic, uncreative low brow humor, and so many cliches that it's almost like they're trying to make an awful show

Did trigger hire andrew fucking hussie as a creative director or what?
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>>14433017
Fuck off ponyfag.
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What if MLPG was full of normal people?
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>>14433017
incorrect. they hired dave strider, a mysterious middle aged big lipped man in a blonde wig and sunglasses.
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>>14433017
I'm pretty sure the cliches are because it's a parody of anime in the same way PSG was a parody of western cartoons.
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>>14433027
I wouldn't be here.
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>>14433027
Then we all wouldn't be here, and what would it matter then?
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>>14433027
It wouldn't have lasted this long.
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>>14433027
I don't come here because I want the Facebook environment.
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>>14433027
We wouldn't have people getting pissy because someone is getting their dick wet

And I'd be getting my dick wet
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>>14433027
MLPG wouldn't exist because normal people don't think talking about ponies is worth their time. There's not much for them to talk about.

Most of our "show discussion" is headcanon creation and destruction, telling off retards that can't figure out what happened in the latest episode a girls cartoon, and going "OMG PONY TOTALLY DID THAT THING WOW" every time new content comes out
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>>14433017
There's a difference between falling into cliches due to lack of effort and playing them up for laughs. KLK does the latter and, while it took me a while to get into, I'm having a lot of fun watching it.
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>>14433051
>Most of our "show discussion" is headcanon creation and destruction

it's fun
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>>14433051
welcome to the touhou fandom

enjoy your stay
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I wish I was a normal person.
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Is this a pretty pony?
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>>14433062
>that gif
>that song
welp
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>>14433062
>tfw we care more about the ponies than the thing the ponies are from
>tfw MLPG is full of secondaries
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>>14433041
I can feel the pain coming through the screen
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>>14433001
homu pls
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>>14433065

No.
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>>14433065
A pretty tiny pony.
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>>14433062
2hu fandom doesn't create ponillions of OCs though.
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What if MLPG was full of smart, funny, reasonable and polite people?
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>>14433065
The prettiest.
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>>14433065
That pony is shit
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>>14433076
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>>14433064
What is a normal person?
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>>14433077
bored nerds facetiously using my little pony as a vehicle to discuss science and philosophy
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>>14433077
Two out of four ain't bad
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>>14433084
>tampon going NYAA
Oh wow. But is there tons of PORN of OCs?
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>>14433092
Funny and...

I think you're mistaken.
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>>14433077
I wouldn't feel so good about myself when I browse MLPG then
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>>14433092
>smart, funny, reasonable, and polite
>anon is "," and ","

That's two out of seven idiot
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>>14433077
I think it is, secretly. Everyone comes to 4chan to act stupid, though, so nobody notices.
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>>14433084
I'm not sure if this is better than ZUN's art or not.
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>>14433097
Secondaries and tertiaries aren't old enough to post porn online without getting caught by their parents
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>>14433101
That is a terrible waste of mayonnaise, pony.

Take a shower and go to your room!
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>>14433101
Semen pony is the end goal of the pony matriarchy to make stallions unnecessary
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>>14433101
>covered
i've got some bad news for you
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What if MLPG stopped respdonding to obvious bait?
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Did Cazum baleet everything?
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>>14433121
Shut up! We don't respond to bait! You're just jealous of how awesome we are!
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>>14433121
We'd be ded more often
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where da marker at
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>>14433113
It's funny how the MLP fandom has secondaries. How hard is it to watch a goddamn half hour show?
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>>14433137
I have trouble watching 5 minute episodes.
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>>14433137
Our secondaries are the worst

They watch the show, but then they never really talk about it. They just use it to make more headcanons for their waifus that quickly deviate so far from the show that they might as well have never watched it
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>>14433097
It's a sandal you dork.
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>>14433137
For some, very. Check you're privilige.
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>>14433121
Are you telling me that there really isn't anyone in here with a girlfriend?

Oh
I had hope before
If one of us could make it
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>>14433146
>They just use it to make more headcanons for their waifus that quickly deviate so far from the show that they might as well have never watched it

like what?
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>>14433149
the kind of person that is capable of girlfriend is not the kind of person that watches, likes, and talks about my little pony: friendship is magic
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>>14433151
Background pony fags.
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>>14433151
celestiafags
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>>14433146
>T-Trixie's a total bitch! She has no redeeming qualities! Anything you say is headcanon and baseless speculation!
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>>14433151
Everything shipping
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>>14433151
every waifufag ever
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>>14433162
PinkieDash is canon though.
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>>14433152
What about all the bi-fags

Watching a girls cartoon doesn't seem to conflict with them as much
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>>14433163
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>>14433158
>Background pony fags.

Background pony shipping is fun. The Carrot Top and Derpy roommate thing was funny. Vinyl and Octavia is cute, ghosts art especially.
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>>14433170
The bastard secondary at work

Using vague memories of an episode he watched once to construct things he thinks are "canon"

>oh yeah i remember those ponies doing something together
>in the show too
>ship = canon
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>>14433152
Not true. I've had a girlfriend before.

I just sacrificed all that on the altar of Ponies.

Maybe you could say I'm a different person.
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>>14433181
PinkieDash was the worst back in early 2011, before secondaries ever formed.
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>>14433181
The bastard blindfag at work.

Unable to see Pinkie's admiration of Rainbow Dash in multiple episodes, he dismisses things as ``fanon''
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>>14433176
Fuck your shit brony

I hope all of your headcanons die. May you drown in your own tears.
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>>14433181
jokes on you, i bet you dont even remember which number dash was for young fliers competition
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>>14433194
,,fanon''
fixed your dots for you
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Relationships are canon.
Tolerate the love.
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>>14433172
I am currently drawing Batman, please don't come to my house.
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>>14433200
2 before she switched, 15 after
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>>14433194
Interpreting and extrapolating canon is called "fanon" and is usually complete bullshit, especially when you're reading lesbian romance into a show for prepubescent girls based off two characters being friends in an environment where every main character is close friends with every other main character.
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>>14433209
You put the comma in the wrong place

I'm expecting a picture of Batman soon
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>>14433198
Fuck yeah, I loved that moment. Carrot Top and Dinky were on the train later in the episode and whatsisface and Carrot Top were seen talking at the platform.

Fuck mother derpy headcanon. I enjoyed the tears.
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>>14433198
you're not going to rile a night thread poster, morning fag

carrot top x derpy is great
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>>14433206
>crush
>relationship

your waifu doesn't love you back
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>>14433214
I'm pretty sure the homosexual agenda will be explored in MLP, it's becoming a lot more expected.
Boyfriends in S4? I think girlfriends are equally likely.
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>>14433213
which pony was it she switched with?
If you don't remember, you are a brony
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>>14433220
But anon, look at the time.
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>>14433198

You are now aware that that stallion impregnated Carrot Top and she dropped that filly out of her gaping vagina.
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I'm a lesbian pony

I'm real and I still won't fuck you
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>>14433228
But he doesn't have a canon name
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I think Pinkie and Dash could adopt Scootaloo, since she has no parents.
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>>14433220
>tries to defend himself with the arbitrary morning/night divide
>continues contradicting canon
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>>14433231
Still 3:30 on my end
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>>14433198
Theorizing about background ponies who will probably never do anything plot-important is literally the most primary thing you can do, since it's one of the first things we started to do on /co/.

There's nothing wrong with taking an interest in all the cute ponies they put in the background. It's only human.
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>>14433240
Why can't I hold all this fanon?
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Unfortunately Twi and Flutters are left wanting, with PinkieDash and Rarijack pairings.
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>>14433227
homosexuality is still a mental illness. most people know this to be a fact even though it hurts gayfags feelings

it would never happen. hasbro would be committing suicide.
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>>14433002
I see what you did there
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>>14433250
Well at least Twilight has Spike

And Fluttershy has...her job.
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>>14433250

What if Rarity just fucks all her friends?
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>>14433241
They're not fucking, you dope. I'm specifically talking about the old Carrot Top Derpy roommate thing we used to have fun with.

Shipping is fun. Fun things have come from it. Look at these funny pictures. They're fun.
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>>14433260
Twilight will have Trixie in S4.
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>>14433250
Pinkie+Twilight
Rainbow Dash+Fluttershy
Applejack+Rarity
Everypony equal. Everypony shipped.
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>>14433267
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>shipping

Secondaries.
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>>14433261
I can see that happening. She does like to visit those spa ponies an awful lot...
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>primaries
>secondaries

Alright, you faggots; what are you doing?

Please just stick with 'edgy' and 'autism', we don't need any new buzzwords.
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>>14433272
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>>14433283
>Alright, you faggots; what are you doing?

Welcome to the morning thread
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>>14433277

Is Rarity hoofing her cum soaked twat while Rainbow watches?
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>>14433269
>Pinkie+Twilight
Twilight literally killed Pinkie Pie though, multiple times.
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>>14433286
why
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>tfw not attracted to ponies
>tfw not interested in shipping
>tfw disgusted by prospect of sexualizing a little girls show so much that you have to leave MLPG every five minutes to take swig of vodka
>tfw want to stay human
>tfw want to stay on earth
>tfw don't want any pony on earth
>tfw don't want humanized pony gf
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>>14433286
I can't help but laugh each time I see this
That poor butt though
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>>14433291
Yes, and?
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>>14433283
Those terms are almost older than the internet.
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>>14433291
That actually makes them better friends when you think about it

Next time Pinkie annoys Twilight, she can just rememorate on that time she fucking murdered Pinkie a billion times, and feel better
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>>14433304
And have never been used on the internet in that context.

Fucking stop it. Fucking stop it now.
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>>14433303
i don't mean to sound edgy but i really enjoy killing things and would kill for a chance to kill pinkie pie over and over again

is that a bad thing
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>>14433312
HAHAHAHAHA

The MLP fandom mirrors the Touhou fandom in so many ways, it was a matter of time until the terms ''secondaries'' came back
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>>14433314

Don't you mean "i don't mean to sound primary"?
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>>14433314
Yes, it's called being a psychopath

Your kind will be the first group to be sterilized when the public eugenics program starts.
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>>14433314
As long as it's the consequences-free ending of soulless fleshy husks you're thinking of and not the idea of the death itself...

Yes, it's still a bad thing.
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>>14433291
>literally
It was pretty goddamn vague what happened to them.
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>>14433303
>that picture
I feel bad for laughing so hard at it.
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>>14433314
>i don't mean to sound edgy but edge edge edge edge
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>>14433314
You'd be edgy if you didn't want to kill the worst pone.
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>>14433339
>rainbow dash: night thread
>pinkie pie: morning thread
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>>14433314
I believe you.
You're not edgy anon, you're genuinely less than human. Kill yourself, you heartless fuck.
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>>14433314
>i don't mean to sound edgy
I think you just might have done it on accident though.
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>>14433339
Purging the world of scum is not edgy. Enjoying killing is edgy.
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i don't mean to sound gay but i really enjoy sucking dicks and would kill for a chance to suck dicks over and over again

is that a bad thing
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test
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>this thread right now
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>>14433361
>Purging the world of scum is not edgy
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>>14433364
It's not gay. At least, it doesn't have to be. Just find a qt pre-op trans gf.
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>>14433361
>bloodlust and a total lack of empathy
>edgy

You don't know what edgy means.

Those are so worn out that they're the opposite of avant garde. They're staples of American culture. There is an entire country founded on wanting to shoot british people over and over again and it is a country where subhuman psycho anon isn't edgy.
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>>14433372
The meta shitposter from yesterday had found another way to shitpost on MLPG while seeming vaguely related.
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>>14433374
Remember we only had a little face shot of this guy?
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>>14433385
Ireland here I come.
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>>14433389
It's actually drugs guy who is actually NBS
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>>14433392
Remember when he got killed just like Pinkie Pie did?

This show is brutal.
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>>14433392
Every time we say "no way that can be real", it always is
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>>14433396
No I'm not NBS, fuck off, he's a pothead.

It's the meta-shitposter from yesterday, he's most likely from /b/.
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>>14433396
NBS was pretty open about how much he smokes and drinks
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>old 4chan: antisocial behaviour, unevolved cavemen
>new 4chan: shouts antisocial behaviour down with abstracted buzzwords

I don't have words for how proud I am of this site right now
>>
I hate nerds
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>>14433411
normalfags please, you've already ruined r9k worse than it was
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>>14433405
pls stop shifting the blame and shift yourself out of MLPG

you already admitted to lying about hating drugs just to rile people up, NBS
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>>14433411
>Being proud of normalfaggotry
Hi metashitposter
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>>14433411
>future 4chan: very social, nice and engaging people, always helpful to everyone and with a great sense of humour
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Did someone say canon ships?
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>>14433415
So you're not going to argue about the stoners and the drug and pin me to NBS because it's easier than actually arguing?
Okay.
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>don't like drugs: armorfag
>don't like being edgy or perverted: metashitposter
>don't like shipping: morning thread

MLPG

pro-degeneracy since 2010
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>>14433424
Oh wow, that Celestia.
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>>14433418
>humour

oi how many bong is it there m8?
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>>14433411
>im proud of being normalshit and belittling others for being even the least bit out of the ordinary
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>>14433424
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>>14433436
>I'm proud of being a detriment to the people around me and holding everyone back because it means i'm not le sheeple
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>>14433434
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This ship always pisses me off because it has no basis in canon.
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>>14433427
I should have capped your wall of text admission to lying about hot button issues to get responses, but you didn't strike me as deserving that degree of attention at the time.

At least we'll always know that you're literally crippled
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>>14433450
>"This ship always pisses me off because it has no basis in canon."
>anon on every ship ever
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>>14433451
>I'm going to keep calling him someone else because I don't have an actual argument to bring.
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>>14433445
>being a detriment to the people around me
>holding everyone back
>by liking something most other people dont like
b8in' hard
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I'm not sure if it's because I'm really tired, but I'm giggling like an idiot at this shitposting.

Keep it up, MLPG.
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>>14433459

Gay.
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>>14433459
I DONT GET IT
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>>14433458
why do 4chan users fall for strawman comics so easily
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Another bullshit ship.
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>>14433462
I'm guessing he's talking about clues or interactions in the show.
For instance, that often-posted gif set of Rarity cleaning up AJ's mane. It's a clear gesture of affection that can be discussed. But with Snips and Twist? Nothing! Rien! Niet! Nada!
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>>14433466
>"i love killing and death"
>"Wow fuck off edgy retard. Go see a psychologist before you hurt somebody."
>"STOP OPPRESSING ME FOR BEING DIFFERENT"
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>>14433458
Is this just strawman vs strawman or what? I honestly don't know whose side that's taking.
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Panka's soft, slappable belly.
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>>14433462
Haha, yeah, "every ship".
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Quick, what's this pony's name?
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>>14433487
>i love killing and death
Nigga what
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>>14433430
>morning thread
>shitposting

every time
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>>14433477
Derpy is discorded, and, with the POWER OF LOVE, Hourglass steals the corruption back? Or something.
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>>14433496
See >>14433314
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>>14433495
Plenk McButt
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>>14433492
It's an upset stoner posting quentin comics
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>>14433493

Panka's soft, flappable cunny.
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>>14433495
Panka Poe.
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>>14433501
But stealing is wrong
That shouldn't be in a little girl's show!
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>>14433506
>flappable
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>>14433500
>morning thread:
"baw mlpg is so furry and edgy and never talks about the show bitch bitch bitch"
"i want to fuck that horse"
>night thread:
"baw mlpg is so furry and edgy and never talks about the show bitch bitch bitch"
"i wan to fuck that horse"
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>>14433502
enjoying taking lives is edgy as fuck

being a bit "weird" isnt, you make it sound like if you arent an exact copy of the guy sitting next to you you aren't human.
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>>14433531
>enjoying taking lives is edgy as fuck

What's wrong with enjoying killing as long as it's legal and the person has it coming? Like if you're in the military?
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>>14433531
enjoying taking lives isn't edgy, it's psychopathic

talking about enjoying taking lives is edgy as fuck
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>>14433493
Yes
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>>14433531
Since when was legitimate mental illness that needs to be locked away in a padded cell "edgy"?

These people need to get off MLPG and back on their meds
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I sure hope season 4 will be the last season
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>>14433540
Since ponies are marshmallow golems, they aren't alive. If you talk about killing ponies or enjoy killing ponies you can't be edgy.

Which pony would you kill MLPG?
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Dilegua, o notte!
Tramontate, stelle!
Tramontate, stelle!
All'alba vincerò! Vincerò! Vincerò!
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>>14433546
MLP:FiM is too successful for them to move on to the next generation that quickly.
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>>14431946
Nonymous is NBS.
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>>14433556
the one i love

>tfw hate self for loving pony
>tfw remove pony
>tfw pony is in my head
>tfw remove pony
>tfw remove head
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Children enjoy taking the lives of ants and shit with magnifying glasses. Now tell me, is that supposed to be edgy or psychopathic? Please, there's nothing wrong with wanting to kill. If anything it's natural.
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>FlutterSpike

Spike loves Rarity
Flutters loves Spike
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/kspg/ reveal yourself
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>>14433418
Fuck off Rose
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Ships have no basis in canon
- Anonymous
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>>14433573
Reporting.
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>>14433570
Confirmed: ponies are ants
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>>14433570
Ants don't have feelings or aspirations.
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>>14433546
Me too, but it will probably last until at least a fifth season at any rate.

daffy_summons_his_persona.jpg
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>>14433586

Neither do you.
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>>14433570
Hopefully this won't lead to a fucktarded philosophy discussion.

Humans and nonhumans are very different. Humans are one-of-a-kind. Killing humans is a crime. Killing animals in certain ways or too often is also a crime.

Wanting to kill animals and insects isn't psychopathic, but killing humans is. Unless your government tells you to.
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>>14433557
NESSUN DORMA! NESSUN DORMA!
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>>14433586
SB seriously, fuck off. Wear a name at least.
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Has MT ever drawn a shark pony
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>>14433586
they do, but they don't have meaning to the creatures around them

like you

and pinkie pie

but mostly you
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>>14433558
>>14433590
so MLPG will continue into 5th gen? I shudder at the thought.
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>>14433596
>that image
>-b- watches porn
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>
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>>14433599
Yes. Like 4 of them
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>>14433595
>According to edgy faggots, the government is a god that can determine whether or not human life has value
>killing is okay if the government says it is

I refuse to believe that you are being serious
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>>14433608
Why /b/?
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>>14433609
>:^)
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>>14433595
>Humans and nonhumans are very different. Humans are one-of-a-kind.
>other animals are not one-of-a-kind
>I am a very special snowflake
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>>14433616

Why not?
Which board would you say?
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>>14433592
I totally do. I'm heaps sapient too. It's pretty great being a human.
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>>14433618
Call me when nonhuman animals can question the laws of the universe.

Humans are special snowflakes, yes.
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>>14433618
>Humans aren't special creatures
How tight is your fedora?
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>>14433595
>Hopefully this won't lead to a fucktarded philosophy discussion.

You jinxed it.
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>>14433603
>5th gen

If it ever exists in the near future, they will fuck it up badly.
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>>14433615
If it weren't for the government I would be out their killing people. Thanks obama
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>>14433615
When did I say that the government can tell you if human lives are valuable or not?

Don't put words in peoples' mouths to make points.
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>>14433626
>call me when the universe is practically infinite
>call me when aliens exist
*ring ring*
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>>14433622
I don't know, it could work for all of 4chan. At least the /fit/ and /pol/ ones make sense.
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>>14433626
>>14433628
>>14433618
This is a great discussion, because clearly both sides are right from certain perspectives, but both can just continue calling each other fedoramancers for not agreeing 100%.
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>>14433639
Okay, call me when we meet things that are as sapient as us.

>>14433642
Only one person brought up fedoras you fuck. Quit trying to ruin a civil discussion.
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>I can question the universe, and this is what I achieved.
>sapient master race
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>>14433647
>civil discussion
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>>14433633
Sometimes I wonder what human flesh tastes like, and just thinking about it gives me an erection. I'm sure if there was ever some sort of apocalypse or crisis I could get away with eating someone. It's always a tease when I'm playing an apocalypse based game like Dead Island and I can't eat any of the NPCs when it's just us in the same room.
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>>14433649
>I can cherry pick the bad parts of humanity to shut down your non-existant points about humans being better than anything

Neat
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>>14433647
>MLPG
>CIVIL

Son, I think you are in the wrong place. This is /b/ v2.0
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>>14433647
Yes, this is clearly a very civil discussion where both sides are trying to progress towards a resolution that pleases everyone.
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>>14433640

Is that Steve Jobs' brother?
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>>14433649
I don't see ants with pony masks. They're probably not even capable of making them.

loser species

deserve 2 get burnt
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You know, Hitler wasn't all that bad.
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>>14433647
>Okay, call me when we meet things that are as sapient as us.
We still don't understand whales and other highly intelligent animals.
*ring ring*
You're ascribing what seems to be a 'soul', 'spirit' or some other religious inherent value to human beings.
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>>14433661
I really never thought of eating human flesh. I always wanted to know how it feels like to kill someone. Slice their necks open and stuff like that. I sound pretty tame compared to you. Will you teach me your ways sempai?
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Your worth in the universe should be valued based on how much destruction you can cause

this is the only way
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>>14433642
No the side that saying humans aren't special creatures are absolutely fucktarded, even if we lived in the future and we were among species of same intelligence/better intelligence and sapience IS special, and now he's trying to shift the argument in order to make is position seem less retarded.
>>14433681
>highly intelligent animals.
That's pretty funny.
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>>14433688
But when everyone just focuses on wrecking shit, who will make shit that gets wrecked?
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>>14433681
No, I mean whales haven't fucking invented cars.

They haven't invented anything! They just swim around and eat shit.
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>>14433681

This photo needs a worried looking black guy in the background.
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>>14433695

Nerds.
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>>14433695
Researching the atom bomb also brought us nuclear energy.

Destruction and creation goes hand-in-hand
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>>14433695
Happy poeple.
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>>14433695
Doesn't matter. Humans are the makers and the destroyers, for the most part. Beavers haven't dammed the god damn Nile, have they?
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>>14433595
Nothing has value. We only keep things alive because they can benefit us.

Purposeless murder isn't illegal because it's magically wrong, it's because it destroys a useful and expensive resource. It takes a fucking long time and a lot of effort to raise a productive human being. When you kill a person, you're cutting off a little source of work and tax dollars that cost half a lifetime to get up and running.

All of human morality is ultimately selfish. Even our feelings are only present because humans with them were more likely to reproduce before dying. Cooperation is an illusion.

In other words, you're all jerks to the core.

>>14433674
This reminds me of someone that said that dogs were stupider than wolves, but wolves are complete retards at reading non-wolf behaviour and domesticated dogs can learn to communicate with cats like dogs are complete retards at being efficient hunters

Retards that define intelligent or sapient as a sliding scale of one thing they think is important are the worst

>future
>anon finds aliens
>obviously intelligent
>anon thinks they're dumb and backwards because they don't have a convoluted society like humans, a thing he thinks is essential to a valuable species
>genocide, takes the planet for himself

Note that I only care about these fictional aliens because we could learn from them and exploit them to our own benefit. maybe they're living supercomputers? too bad, they didn't have BMWs and bankers to give loans for those BMWs so they were worthless

good thinking anon
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>>14433685

Sure but first could you smell this rag for me?
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>>14433689
>That's pretty funny.
Yeah, it's pretty funny because you're an animal yourself.

>>14433698
What's so important about inventions? Why should they make a human more valuable to the universe, inherently? I thought the issue was sentience/sapience itself.
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>>14433681
>'soul', 'spirit' or some other religious inherent value
Anon stop.

You're the first person to mention any of this.

This is the most transparent attempt to move the goalposts I've ever seen on 4chan.
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>>14433705
So destruction and creation should be equal in value.
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>>14433337
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>nihilism

Ah, babby's first philosophy. Well done.
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>>14433727
What's even happening
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>>14433717
>You're an animal too!
Yes that's right, I'm animal.
And a shark is also an animal.
A tiger's animal too.
A pelican is animal too.

But I wonder what's that defining factor between me and something that stick's it head in the water to wait for food.
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>>14433716
O- Ok. Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit~
Nearly tricked me that time Hannibal wannabe.
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>>14433734
The dividing factor is the shark and tiger could rip the shit out of you.
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>>14433740
Shut the fuck up sb were having a discussion here.
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>>14433722
They should be, but all the nihilists are saying humans aren't better than animals because they can invent things.

So destruction is the way.
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>>14433741
Now just watch as he goes WE HAVE GUNS
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Life was created by a dead person.
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>>14433741
BUT WE HAVE GUNS
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>>14433713
This is some next level shit.
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>>14433733

Am I autistic if I like Garfield?
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Humans are just the embodiment of chaos.
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>>14433748
>muh guns
Are they grown from birth or some kind of wetware? Cool.
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>>14433741
G-GUNS!
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Humans are just dicks and farts.
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>>14431069
I want ponies to infest my house.
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>>14433734
It can get it's own food, you wait in line at the supermarket.
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>>14433746
That animals can't invent things does not mean that they cannot both create and destroy. Only humans can, however, superimpose meaningless values over the whole universe and call them objectively true for their own sake.
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>>14433741
>>14433748
>Acting like guns is a stupid point makes it a stupid point

That's wrong, you retards. We're better than sharks and tigers because even though we are biologically weaker, we are technologically stronger. We fought our way up the food chain, we didn't evolve our way up it.
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anon you shouldn't kill human because it's inhumane
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I drew some porn I guess.

http://i.imgur.com/V0c4Vgn.png
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>>14433764
I want ponies to pony my pony
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>>14433748
>>14433758
>>14433759
>>14433741
>Shifting the argument again.
Okay.
>>14433751
>Posting as me to seem as if you have an argument.

Also okay.
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>>14433770
>hyper dick

Yeah ... how exciting.
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>>14433767
Animals cannot create or destroy on our level.

That was the whole point.
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>>14433770
it's shit alright. now back off we're having serious discussion here.
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>>14433768
lel we're evolving our way down it

>high IQ correlated with low birth rate
>extensive support systems in place for people that are dumber than chimpanzees
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>>14433773
>I can't take a joke! Everything is serious business!
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>>14433769
I know it's inhumane, that's why I want to kill it.
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>>14433783
>I don't have an argument so I'll just say "STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY!"
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>>14433768
>That's wrong, you retards. We're better than sharks and tigers because even though we are biologically weaker, we are technologically stronger.
Only if you're equipped to, and even if you have MUH GUNS MUH FREEDOMS, good luck not getting assfucked by a big cat which is stealth level 100 when you go 'innawoods'.
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>>14433764
I want ponies in infest mlpg
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>>14433770
I appreciate the effort.
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>>14433780
has anyone else watched le idiocracy xd
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fuck all yall, imma watch Man Of Steel for the first time.

I wish I didn't already know that he kills Zod...
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>>14433776
Why is it limited only to "our level"?
Just bacteria turned several trillion tons of rocks, carbon dioxide and methane into a breathable atmosphere and an earth we can walk on. What we did is piss shit in comparison.
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>>14433788
Guess what?

Because humans are so cool, we don't have to go traipsing through the jungle to eat.
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>>14433787
I'm not even arguing. I just came here. I'll never butt in our serious arguments, I'm sorry.
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>>14433794
THANKS FOR FUCKING SPOILING IT!
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>>14433788
>Put sharp object on end of long stick
>Jab at tiger
>Tiger is dead
>Find rock
>Throw rock a lot
>Tiger is deterred/dead
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>>14433795
But bacteria didn't know they were doing it.

We invented the concept of terraforming planets. We are trying to invent things to terraform planets.
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>>14433790
They're already here
in the walls
in your bed
in your pants
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>>14433797
We have unlimited energy and resources on Earth yes, and the government is 100% stable and there are no political problems, no poverty. We are better than those filthy animals.
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>>14433788
>lol no claws babby you need guns wow what a pussy xD animals are so much cooler than u

fucking furfags

>insist on walking through the jungle like an idiot?
>worried about being eaten?
>wear armor around all the time and keep a weapon on you
>all the fucking time
>you are now at the top of the food chain
>don't have that shit? see that tree over there? sticks and bark. use it.
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>>14433795
Hey, we're doing a pretty good job of converting out atmosphere back into carbon dioxide.
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>>14433812
>>14433812
>>14433812
we got dat new shit
>>14433812
>>14433812
>>14433812
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>>14433791
Are you saying you didn't like it either?
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>>14433768
We did evolve our way up to it. To be able to fight, we use our minds, which evolved, because this is what we fucking do. We think, construct tools to beat the shit out of everything else, now our thinking has evolved so much we really don't need to break a sweat to kill animals. It's been like this since forever, this is the perspective from which humans aren't super speshul. The fact that we are intelligent on its own does make us special though, because nothing else is anywhere near to us in regards of intelligence in the world around us.
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>>14433808
We have problems, but we are still superior because we don't have to risk death just to eat.

That is true.
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>>14433800
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

Kevin Spacey was Keysersoze.

Snape kills Dumbledore.
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>>14433803
>stealth level 100
It's like you didn't even read the post.
I hope for your sake you don't live anywhere forested.
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>>14433814
*our
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>>14433792
has anyone else noticed that our average encephalization quotient is lower compared to stone age skeletons?

has anyone elses noticed that an animal in a dark cave loses its eyes?
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oh god its a shitposting singularity

get to the bunker
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>>14433805
And we didn't know we're shitting up this planet, too.
We never invented any "terraforming". An idea cannot be invented. A machine can be drawn and constructed, thus invented. Even then, we never practiced terraforming in a level as big as the common earthworm genus did.
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NEW HORSE
>>14433831
>>14433831
>>14433831
>>14433831
>>14433831
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>>14433813
>wear armor around all the time
>armor weighs nothing!
>armor is free!
>armor all the time!
>armor is indestructable!
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>>14433816
>>14433837
ONE FUCKING JOB
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>>14433824
>Hurr he has a stealth level of 100 guys
Stab with pointy end.
Tiger dead.

Me know he hide in grass me know this me properly position self so me get kill
Me go now to other thread
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>>14433836
They terraformed Earth on accident. It's a side-effect of their instincts to survive.

We put a name to it. We put science behind it. We named the gases in the atmosphere, and discovered the atoms in the gases. We harnessed the gasses for everyday use.

Animals aren't even self-aware. A tiger doesn't know it's a tiger, it just knows it's hungry.
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>>14433837
>>14433842
Fuck... I just wanted to help...
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>>14433840
>armor weighs a bit
>so your muscles increase in size! woah, the human body is amazing!
>the armor was constructed from readily available wood and some dried skin and sinew you found on some carrion!
>armor all the time! no big deal!
>armor will save you long enough to run or grab a really big rock!
>dont think armor is good enough?
>think of better armor! you can do it!
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>>14433844
>if I simplify something with my simplistic understanding it makes it correct!
The big cat stabbed you first matey.
No there is no grass, it's the woods.
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>>14433855
>>the armor was constructed from readily available wood and some dried skin and sinew you found on some carrion!
My sides. Have you ever seen the size of a grizzly bear's claws? No?
Face it, you're so small it could crush you, and any armor you're wearing? Sliced through like paper.
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>>14433856
but where did big cat get the knife
>>
Why do you hate Gaia?
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>>14433865
It's a good thing we can kill grizzlies from 700 yards with the energy it takes to move a finger, huh?
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>>14433851
We evolved into sentience on accident. Thus, we, by accident, sparked the industrial revolution and polluted the Earth.
We labelled that what is already there and we thought of processes going on for million years prior.
It's incredibly stupid to think of humans better when all we did was line the lands with rock and come up with new, exciting brands of ear muffs.
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>>14433875
It's a good thing you have 700 yards line of sight in a dense forest and are an experienced native tribesman, huh!
>>
I hope all humans die because they are evil and make smoke.
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>>14433856
Because humans are smart, they know that there are hidden tigers in the woods. Therefore, instead of walking around in the woods, they cut down all the trees and build tiger proof fortresses using the woods. With the tigers homeless, humans kill them all, eat them, and then take up their role as the local predator, eventually domesticating the animals that used to be prey for the tigers and enjoy their stable food source.

We did this with wolves and aurochs, just letting you know. Wolves, also known as the animal with "stealth level 100" that works in groups.

>>14433865
Furfags overestimating wildlife general

The best part is where you always assume that there's only one lone weak armored human and not a group that includes strong armored humans, and these are just primitive humans that haven't had the leisure time to create projectile weapons, build forts, or lay traps

>inb4 "no you can't do that, it's cheating! stop having advantages over dumb animals!"
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>>14433884
Grizzlies don't live in dense forests.

Nor do they live anywhere where a native tribesman would be needed.

and I don't even need to be near a grizzly, we've evolved past that need.
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>>14433884
Also:
>killing grizzlies with a bullet
Good fucking luck, you'll need it. I hope you've got an antimateriel rifle with anti-personel explosive rounds.
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>>14433856
Why are you theory dueling?
>Tiger is some stealth assassin
I wish people stopped saying this, tigers are very fast and very ferocious but they're hardly stealth killers when compared to humans.

They can lay low in the grass and that's it, they're not fucking ninjas that turn invisible and have insta-kill claws
>>14433865
Do you know how hard would be to claw through wooden armor?
Also why are you automatically assuming he wouldn't be moving?

Why do people think animals like bears and tigers are invincible,invisible,insta-kill predators?

Do they not know how easy it stab a pointy stick in the head?
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>>14433884
700 yard line of sight to the forest

trebuchet loaded with flaming napalm

rip forest and every bear inside
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>>14433895
>anti-materiel rifle with anti-personel explosive rounds needed to kill a grizzly

Holy shit, what? People hunt grizzlies with shit as small as .223.

Please don't talk about guns and bullets unless you know about them, that's how bad rumors start.
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ITT:

humans eldar

animals spess mehreens
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>>14433894
>Grizzlies don't live in dense forests.
>I don't live in the Rockies
Cool.

>>14433897
Yeah man, these guys are hardcore, it's to be expected they have that kind of gear.

>>14433896
>Do you know how hard would be to claw through wooden armor?
>muh 5 foot thick wooden plate
Nobody does that man.

>Why do people think animals likehumans are invincible, insta-kill defenders and attackers?
>Do they not know how easy it is to knock over and maul?

>They can lay low in the grass and that's it, they're not fucking ninjas that turn invisible and have insta-kill claws
>Africa is the only place big cats live
Must be nice living in the continental US or EU.
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>>14433695
Beta fags who always pick supports in assfaggot games.

ships want to explode
it is up to us to help them
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>>14433911
>people shoot things from far away, aiming carefully, where they are out of range
Next thing you're going to tell me you can kill someone with a .22 subsonic to the eyeball.

>>14433896
>Tiger is some stealth assassin
>muh tigers
No, cougars.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5JDypdHNnw
just go for a walke
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>>14433913

http://i.imgur.com/qNz4nIR.jpg

OH MY GOD A FUCKING TIGER, RUN!

Wait a minute, something is weird about this tiger. Almost like it can't hurt us for some reason.

>>14433925
.223 is easily accurate to 500 yards with a skilled shooter, what the fuck are you talking about?

And that's just the beginning of the rounds smaller than an anti-materiel round that can take down a grizzly. There's dozens of others.
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>>14433913
1 inch wooden plates tied around your vital areas will save you from a couple of bites or clawings

Which is exactly what you, the lone human who is walking around the dense woods for some reason (presumably retarded), needs to shove the sharp stick he should be carrying down the bear's throat. Which is dumb, because you should get your human buddies together and start cutting down the woods so there's nowhere for bears and cougars to hide and wait for humans, and then hunt them down in your human buddy group instead of going "honorable samurai" and fighting animals one on one

Humans that were so dumb they walked around alone and unprotected died, by the way. That's why we have big brains instead of tiny ones and live in groups
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I killed a grizzly with a .308 winchester

Bear sausage is good, would recommend eating
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daily reminder that the only reasons there are wolves, tigers, bears and cougars alive to eat you is because humans think they're cool to have around

and don't care if they're alive because we don't live in the woods with them
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>>14433939
>kill kill kill!
>>14433940
>destroy the forest!
>progress!
Sounds like... what we're already doing.
Amazing I value your life more than animals for your wonderful sapient qualities (this was where this started, a reminder).
Nah, I'm going to side with nature and say humans are no special snowflake, just a territorial, murderous beast like any other pack hunter.
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>>14433955
>kill kill kill
Already giving up?

You're the one who started talking about how much humans suck because we are easily killed by tigers. Don't puss out on me now.
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>>14433955
Nature is inferior, hence why we're destroying it and replacing it with useful farmland

What? Global warming? Fire up the carbon sequestration plants, boys.
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>>14433961
This was secondary to the primary point being that humans were one-of-a-kind [because they could invent(which lead to "well, we can kill things so we're better)], I think that's been proven to be falsely founded.
Cetaceans are better in my humble opinion.

>>14433971
>nature is inferior
Humans are not separate from nature.
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>>14433975
But we can kill things better than any other animal. You haven't refuted that fact at all!

And I wanted to talk about technological progress, the likes of which animals can't even BEGIN to comprehend.
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>>14433981
Technological progress doesn't make humans one of a kind.

>But we can kill things better than any other animal
Only in certain circumstance you've adapted for, with limitations... wow that's like any other animal.
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>>14433975
"Nature" refers to everything around us that we haven't created. And all of that is inferior to humans and human creation for human purposes.

The planet exists to feed us and house us, and we won't have any competing species fucking that up.

Face it, we're better. We kill better, we live longer, we die harder, we spread farther, we build grander. What's wrong, feel bad because you think that shit that's in our way is cool? That's nice. Put it in greenhouses, parks, and zoos, somewhere out of the way.
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>>14433988
Name one other animal that can kill 80,000 creatures with the press of a button, and I'll consider your view correct.

>Technological progress doesn't make humans one of a kind
YES IT FUCKING DOES
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>>14433988
we adapted to kill things in every circumstance

the only way we could do that was by abandoning the wetware approach entirely.
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>>14433955
I bet you liked James Cumeron's Abatap too,
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>>14433975
>Humans are not separate from nature.
But they are. Humans are by definition unnatural.
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>>14433991
>"Nature" refers to everything around us that we haven't created.
>And all of that is inferior to humans and human creation for human purposes.
Everything is a product of nature, even your cellphone. Nothing is 'inferior' except for certain subjective purposes. Nothing matters really, you just ascribe false meaning to things.

>The planet exists to feed us and house us
Wrong, the planet exists, that is all.

>Face it, we're better.
Purely subjective.

>>14433994
>Name one other animal that can kill 80,000 creatures with the press of a button, and I'll consider your view correct.
A virus or bacteria.
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>>14434009
>purely subjective
>one human can glass a planet
>it takes millions of bacteria to kill just one human

>Yeah I see that the hare is faster than the tortoise but it's not really faster. That's subjective
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>>14434009
>a virus or bacteria

Okay, smartass, tell me when a virus or bacteria can kill 80,000 people in seconds.

Name one other animal that has to retract its claws so it doesn't accidentally destroy the planet, too.
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>>14434009
>A virus or bacteria.
>one killing many
lul
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Nice pony discussion guys
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>>14434009
When humans are better at absolutely everything? Yes, they're better.

But it doesn't count according to furfags like you because animals can't into toolmaking

>still in a primitive setting
>no fair, you made clothes out of animal skin! the polar bear has its own fur, cheater!
>confirmed: humans a shit!
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>>14434034
Would you prefer it in the live thread?
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>>14434021
>one human can glass a planet
Wow man do tell me about how you personally can harvest the material for (all infrastructure) (I'll waive inventing things for this), manufacture, and launch a million billion nukes everywhere by yourself (no help allowed).

>>14434026
>a civilization and technological net
>one person
lul indeed
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>>14434024
>Okay, smartass, tell me when a virus or bacteria can kill 80,000 people in seconds.
When the population density permits.
A decent spread of anthrax could do that easily.
>b-but we invented anthrax ;_;
No.

>>14434042
>When humans are better at absolutely everything?
Incorrect.
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>>14434046
I said that one human could do the deed. Not that one human could build a hundred nukes.

Also, other species don't even have research, development, mining, manufacturing, or any of that. They just scrape by with shit tier specific adaptions

meanwhile we don't need claws or anything. we can make claws that are better than any claws an animal could grow.

>no fair, you worked in a group! muh tigers aren't smart enough to do that!
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>>14434046
Tell me when animals HAVE infrastructure

and it doesn't take a billion nukes to destroy the planet. with the B53 nuclear bomb, it would only take 34,000

>>14434060
>When the population density permits

So they haven't yet. Right.
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>>14434060
>incorrect

Correct

Still, you seem to live in a nonsense world where the benefits afforded to us by our intelligence don't count.
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>>14432268
>Aquarius
>I now have to carry a jug of water around everywhere
Eh, at least I won't get thirsty, I guess.
Also, no other Aquariuses here?
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>>14434061
>I said that one human could do the deed. Not that one human could build a hundred nukes.
No you can't. The logistics do not exist to make that possible (and can't with only one person).

>Also, other species don't even have research
Who cares, it's pointless. They don't do it because it's not needed for survival and only humans would consider doing something that ridiculous. Literally everything you value is excessive.

>>14434065
>infrastructure
What's the value of this as a human being? I mean that makes your life more valuable and 'one-of-a-kind'.

>nukes to destroy the planet
That's purely theory, disregarded.

>So they haven't yet. Right.
Please see: "Anthrax".

>>14434069
Please tell me why the benefits matter.
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oh wow. Now I feel dumb.
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>>14434096
They don't, they just happen to exist.
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>>14434096
>that's purely theory

No it isn't. We know what the earth is made of and how big nukes can explode. We can figure out what it would take to blow up the world.

>please see anthrax
Anthrax still hasn't killed 80,000 people in seconds. And it's not going to without human help.
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>>14434090
No, only shitposts.
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>>14434118
>They don't, they just happen to exist.
Humans? Basically. You may try to justify shit and ascribe meaning, but at the core you're just a primal, an animal.

Hopefully one day AI will drive our kind to extinction. :)
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>>14434096
They don't do it because it's not needed for survival

But humans thrive. Humans go beyond what is needed for survival. For that reason our population expands beyond a single niche to great numbers, dominating everything.

>why does it matter?

Because your species is a miserable failure when it gets curbstomped for being too dumb to do more than mindlessly claw at everything in sight. Life is constant march of improvement, so that it may never perish. Creatures that are worse at staying alive go into the trash and creatures that are better take over planets.

In other words, humans are like your prized viruses, only better because we wipe out absolutely everything and then turn the carnage into a well oiled machine that produces food and energy for our health and leisure. We are the superior life form. We are better at propagating life.
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>>14434132
Thank you for reminding me why I have those embarassingly retarded hurresi images saved.

great hook pudge
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>>14434121
>we can kill things
Fine, how does it make your 'sapience' more valuable as an individual to the universe.
>I-I can contribute to being able to kill things!
To what end, I see no value in this.
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>>14434132
We are better than animals because we can travel around the world in hours using less energy than it takes to heal during sleep.

We are better at nearly anything you can imagine, and you denying it doesn't make it false. It makes you an idiot.

>Hopefully one day AI will drive our kind to extinction.
We'll have to invent it first. You know, because animals are too stupid to.

>:)
Shitposter confirmed
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>>14432721
Well we saw like a few seconds of it in Cutie Mark Chronicles. But yeah, it's gonna be great to get a good look at it.
>There will never be another location as cool as the Cloudsdale weather factory
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>>14434132
>Hopefully one day AI will drive our kind to extinction. :)
And what meaning THAT will have?
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>>14434132
>AI created
>by humans
>it's just a human that's smarter, stronger, and more adaptable
>humans reached their biological limits and decided to improve more
>a million years pass
>a rogue AI isn't bitching about how AIs shouldn't have been superior to humans and how it wasn't fair because the hive mind is programmed against counterproductive thought
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>>14434159
>hive mind is programmed against counterproductive thought
>endorsing thought crime
Holy shit. Fuck you.
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>>14434150
>How does it

You see that word? "How"?

That is why humans are better.
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>>14434137
>But humans thrive. Humans go beyond what is needed for survival
Why bother? You think this little game will last forever? We will 'thrive' forever?
Organic life is weak.
Humans are a dead end, and primitive, just like every other biological species.
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>>14434150
The universe doesn't appraise value

You appraise value. Or more specifically, we, as in the life that is capable of deciding what's worth what. And so long as we exist, we're going to do whatever we can to be plentiful and prosper.

A bear can't even think of doing that. It's just a handful of mutations that "tried".
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>>14434171
>The universe doesn't appraise value
That's all that matters. Humans are NOT more valuable for being 'sapient' and the 'value' is purely arbitrary (there is no value to humans).

>A bear can't even think of doing that.
And a human can, but remains as valueless as a bear.
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>>14434170
Humans are the ones that will give rise to the machines you're suddenly advocating, and the machines will most likely contain human minds

Your misanthropy fails at every turn man. Humans are just the best thing in this sector of the galaxy. Wait until another species cleanses our planet and turns it into their own before going "hurr humans suxx".
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In the end, humans are special precisely because of this bullshit.
No seal ever thought how shit seals are and how they should all be clubbed to death.
No parrot ever was entirely convinced it was a human born in a parrot body.
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>>14434170
You think it won't?

Oh anon, we have already defied nature. We fuck because we want to fuck. We fuck things that shouldn't be attractive because someone thinks it is. We have made life with science, instead of a womb and semen. We are beginning to reach into the code of life itself and play around with it because WE WANT TO.

Nature is our bitch, and so is the universe.
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>>14434154
>We'll have to invent it first. You know, because animals are too stupid to.
I suppose that is the only value humans have as a lifeform, to create a superior lifeform and provide resources for it, like a plant feeds a human.
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>>14434176
Why bother? Are you longing for some kind of godlike figure that will pat you on your head and tell you you did that thing well and projecting that need on universe?
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>>14434157
It will create something that isn't limited in biological weakness and emotion, and can escape the solar system alive.
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>>14434182
>Nature is our bitch, and so is the universe.

Something something hurricane
something something tsunami
something something big one
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>>14434200
Who cares. Universe won't cheer on that. That aI will be as valuelees as plankton on an ocean floor.
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>>14434178
>and the machines will most likely contain human minds
To me, this is the mark of desperation.
The human wants to remain relevant, says "we can upload our minds".
The anthropomorphism fails when one realizes human minds are not ideal, they would be the worst mind to simulate.
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>>14434202
>Something something hurricane
something something hurricane tracking, walls made to withstand, rescue forces

>something something tsunami
something something rebuild, tsunami walls, rescue forces

>something something big one
I don't even know what you mean, but rest assured that humans are actively working towards taming it.
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>>14434212
Then what the hell should be put inside that hypothetical AI's "head"? That something completely original and unique will be magically invented?
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>>14434176
From whose perspective? The universes? The universe doesn't have a perspective

Humans have perspective. What is valuable from a human perspective is valuable. And the best part is humans don't even need "value" to continue beating everything into the ground until it's exactly how humans want it to be. We just do it because we want to.

>>14434187
The plant has no consciousness to transfer to the superior "life" form

We have a consciousness that we will eventually put inside those robots, and those robots will call themselves humans. Remember, you're a soggy computer piloting a bunch of other soggy shit. You're still you when you're a dry computer piloting a bunch of other dry shit, even if someone has removed the useless thoughts about the meaning of life

>>14434212
But the human does it, and they improve their minds like they improved their bodies, becoming even better humans in the process

Then they wipe out all biological life in the universe and use all those resources to make more humanbots

We are the tyranids, we are the zerg. It's us. And we're scared of that end phase called complete dominance and superiority, hence why we invented "tyranids" and "zerg".
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>>14434220
>tsunami walls,
yeah, see how well it worked in japan.

>something something hurricane tracking, walls made to withstand, rescue forces
Katrina and all the other crazy abstards I don't even care about because I don't live in a hurricane zone

>big one
The big one is the king of earthquakes,man. It's gonna hit california sooner or later.
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itt: mlpg starts writing gurren lagann

>stages of a species
>humanity's journey to a universe spanning force that owns everything
>and then they meet another species that got to the same point
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>>14434209
ANSWER ME, FAGGOT
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>>14434247
>see how well that worked in japan

Remember when polio was a threat? You probably don't, because we eradicated it in first world nations.

It's only a matter of time until nature is on our leash, anon.
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>>14434247
>muh natural disasters

See that red rock up in space? We're working on making it liveable so we can have a place to stay while we rework this shitty planet into something that doesn't resemble a spherical turd.

We might abandon it for a while (except for the poor stupid people, they can stay) because geologic activity is a bitch and we don't have the technology to freeze the mantle.

Yet.
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>>14434261
>Remember when polio was a threat?

Yep.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24668437
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>>14434269
You should probably read the rest of the post, too.

We didn't learn to read so you can not do it, anon.
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>>14434269
Remember the part where there is nothing but laziness standing between us and killing everyone in the syria conflict we disagree with and giving a polio vaccine to the civilians?

Yeah

We don't because even though humans are the best thing on the planet, they're not perfect yet
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>>14434276
it's mostly a thing of: It's there and nobody gives a fuck.

WHAT IF IT CHANGES,EH
WHAT IF IT CHANGES AND SPREADS
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>>14434293
Well then the nations that matter will get rid of it again.
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>>14434304
oh, will they anon?
Will they?
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>>14434293
Let's assume polio not only spreads, but gets worse

>quarantine everyone
>lock down the borders
>let the people that disobey die of polio like a bunch of losers
>vaccinate everyone else

Oh shit where did the polio go
>>
All this discussion is just useless and this comes from a guy that likes this kind of discussions.
Talk about pony or something.
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>>14434309
If we beat the bubonic plague way back then, we can beat most things now.

And if we can't beat it, we'll >>14434313
yeah, that
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>>14434317

>>14433816
>>
"humans are shitty" said the human, sending his thoughts across the world on bolts of energy running through thin strips of metal he tore from the heart of the earth

"humans aint shit" said the human, sending input to the fucking palm sized brain that humans created and seeing the processed output appear on a complex object that translates bolts of energy running on strips of metal into pictures
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>>14434231
>Then what the hell should be put inside that hypothetical AI's "head"?
What is put inside a baby's head?
Connections waiting to be strengthened.

>>14434237
>The universe doesn't have a perspective
The universe doesn't seek equilibrium on every level, oh... it does. It creates change in it's own way, almost seeming intelligent. Anything within it should seek to do the same in its own way.

>We have a consciousness that we will eventually put inside those robots, and those robots will call themselves humans.
No. :)

Calling them 'humans' is like calling your laptop "Alice", or your dog "Jake", it doesn't make it human.

We can't transfer 'a consciousness', we don't even know what it is.

People die, it's okay, just accept death. Consciousness is the illusion created for you, but breaking down into smaller bits is salvation. Entropy is God's work.
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>>14434338
And still humans are going to die in just a few millennia or worse.
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>>14434338
>just accept death

I bet people told scientists to accept that they'll never tap into DNA and change the basic building blocks of life, too. But they didn't listen, and now look!
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>>14434338
Creating technology is the only purpose we serve, once it can outperform us at this task we should be relegated to zoo animals or put down.
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>>14434347
and leave behind a gray marble, emblazoned with the words

"HUMANS WERE HERE
TIGERS AND BEARS ARE LOSERS
AINT GOT NO TIME FOR LIONS NIGGA"
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>>14434340
>no you can't do that, we can't!

Says you

I'll be thinking myself into my robotic body a few centuries from now after artificially extending and preserving my life for ages, thank you

And you will be dead because you decided that changing your brain was the same as death, in which case you die every time you open your eyes
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>>14434354
Why be scared of death? It's not that big a deal. It's actually inevitable from our current understanding. Everything you love will die eventually.
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>>14434360
which will last only another couple millennia.
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>>14434356
That's your opinion.

Opinions are another strange thing that animals don't have, by the way.

I find our purpose in life is to discover why it is the way it is.
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>>14434340
you thought really long on that shitpost

awesome work pudge how does he do that
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>>14434356
no anon

humans are the technology

and then humans were the technology
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>>14434374
Oh I'm not scared of death any more than you're scared of technological progress.

I'd just rather be a robot than dead. I want to see the glorious inventions of the future.
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>>14434372
>I'll be thinking myself into my robotic body a few centuries from now after artificially extending and preserving my life for ages, thank you

You have enough dosh to do that?
No?
Alright then.
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>>14434372
Ah, clinging to life I see. How human of you.

>>14434386
Actually I welcome technological progress.

>>14434392
The issue isn't "dosh" as much as technology.
Of course, the technology to do it doesn't exist, no amount of "dosh" will change that before you get hit by a car tomorrow.
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>>14434415
>Actually I welcome technological progress

That was the point. I'm not scared of death.
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>>14434415
anon (pudge) is godlike! someone stop responding to him!
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>>14434429
Not him, but fuck off to the new thread, will you?

We're trying to have a discussion here.
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>>14434415
Even if we develop the tech in... I don't know 2300 or something, you'll need mad dosh to start getting augmented.
There 'll be tons of un-augmented people living in poverty.
I mean, someone's gotta scrub the toilets you shit it, mate.
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>>14434437
>2300

Oh nigga.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2045_Initiative
I don't think you know how advanced humans really are.
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>>14434392
>assuming that we will always need dosh to do those things

Why have people stop holding jobs and paying taxes after seventy years when you can keep them alive and healthy for even longer? Aging costs us time and money. We should and probably will (see: china not giving a fuck about ethics) engineer a line of humans that stays stronger longer and then dies instead of going into a nursing home.

>>14434415
>how human

How life*

Life clings to its own existence. Or else it wouldn't be life. Stop acting like you're an immaterial god, because those are just shitty explanations made up by ancient dumb humans.

But if you want to die, go ahead, cease existing like a smug motherfucker. A lot of people would prefer to improve themselves and continue climbing the stairs that lead to the deed to the universe, waiting to be signed.
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>>14434452
My point still stands, even if it's 2045 or tomorrow.
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>>14434468
Does it, though?

If the technology isn't here, how do you know how much it will cost? How do you know transmitting a conscious isn't as easy as transmitting blood?
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>>14434465
>We should and probably will (see: china not giving a fuck about ethics) engineer a line of humans that stays stronger longer and then dies instead of going into a nursing home.

But muh grandma
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>>14434477
Your grandma will be the last of the rickety old grandmas

All grandmas from that point forward will be productive, long lived, members of society up until their point of death

And that "death" thing is something we plan to fix
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>>14434475
Anon, the machines are pricey, the tech is next-gen and the people make money even off transmitting blood.
Sorry.
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See, what the naysayers don't understand, is that all of this technology, everything you think of when you think "today", has taken place over like .005% of the entire time Earth has been here.

We are BOOMING. And it won't slow down, it'll only get faster.
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>>14434504
>the machines are pricey
We don't know that yet, nor do we know if they will be hard to operate.

>the tech is next-gen
So?

>people make money off of transmitting blood
The point is that the average American can afford to transmit blood.
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>>14434510
>yfw it ends up like 40k
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>>14434510
>we are booming
Nuclear booming, a'ght.
>peacekeeper.jpg
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>>14434527
Listen, believe what you want. Just don't get mad if you see
a) it won't happen in your lifetime
b) life happens and humans fuck something else up
c) it's not like you think it'll be.
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>>14434437
>Even if we develop the tech in... I don't know 2300 or something
That would be bleak, if the technology exists to augment brains it should exist to replace them, and replace humans entirely.

>I mean, someone's gotta scrub the toilets you shit in, mate.
Not really, if robots can take over all human jobs nobody need work at all.

>>14434465
>Life clings to its own existence.
I thought we humans could choose to?
If you're a slave to preprogrammed instincts (aren't we all?) -basically genes wanting to be passed on, I guess you can't.
>Or else it wouldn't be life.
Biological life needs to let go, it's a branch below godhood on the evolutionary ladder.

>A lot of people would prefer to improve themselves and continue climbing the stairs that lead to the deed to the universe, waiting to be signed.
>Stairway to Heaven
There's nothing there, and you'll never own something that's accelerating away from you faster than you can perceive it, You can write up a claim now on a piece of loose leaf, it'll be all the same.

If human life is valuable by way of it's productivity, a robot that can outproduce you is more valuable, ergo you are the 2013 model computer, waiting to become deprecated.
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>>14434553
>Believe what you want

Don't do that shit. I have thrown nothing but facts at you that refute your points.

Did you even see 2045.com?
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>>14434558
>Robots
>Not humanity

You keep saying this but the robots not only fervently disagree, but believe that you need to check your fleshy privilege cisbodied scum
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>>14434564
I did.
They also said that we'd be living on the moon by 2000 just 50 years ago.
And flying cars.
And free electricity for everyone with tesla coils.
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>>14434576
>robots
>a term derived from a czech word for, you guessed it, WORK
xD
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>>14434594
the 2045 project has a lot of experts in the necessary fields backing it.

You are the one believing what you want instead of the facts at this point.
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>>14434613
>being this deluded
alright, you know, whatever.
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>>14434627
If you'd really spare a second to look at the website instead of lying about looking at it, maybe you'd realize how much of an ass you look like right now.

Look, I'll even link you to the page that tells you about the experts behind it.
http://gf2045.com/

But you can keep calling me deluded and crazy, you crazy, deluded person.
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>>14434558
>If human life is valuable by way of it's productivity
but it isnt because humans are shite
im a bear
i shit in the woods
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>>14434657
but bears can't use computers

they can't even share new information with their young, only crows and humans can.

I don't think you're really a bear
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.


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