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Human pony should pony pony.

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>>14420898
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what an ugly pony
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someone drawstram
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>>14423978
scrunchy face
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Pony should pony pony.
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>>14424001
i can if you want i guess
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Marker.
Pony.
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>>14424017
No.

Yes
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>>14424001
Nobody ever comes to my drawstreams ;_;
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I am your filly waifu~
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best pony
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>>14424017
doit
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>>14424018
What the heck do you want?
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>>14423978
human should human human
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>>14424026
Oh yeah?

Well...no one ever pays me in gum
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>>14424031
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>>14424034
Stop posting your shitty art here.
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>>14424040
unf
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>>14424040
Your pony gold
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Pony is afraid of this thread
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>>14424068
but why?
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>>14424039
>>14424022
alright
im kinda falin asleep here but ill do my best

gib requests
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>>14424058
Just wait until there's a sketch of the second picture correlating to that one.
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>>14424060
Don't you have something to be doing?
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>>14424077
Sweetie Chomp
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http://spaghetti-goggles.tumblr.com/post/66269102503/check-out-all-my-pet-wag-absolutely-no-regrets


do people really like this show unironically?
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>>14424077
Fluttershy eating a hot pepper
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>>14424077
Cloudchaser bragging about how she got into the Wonderbolts
Flitter replying about how she got into modeling with Photo Finish.
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>>14424077
Applejack trying to decide which turkey for the axe
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>>14424068
why doesn't pony just leave?

There's plenty more even cooler ponies here anyway
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>>14424068

You aren't the only one.

Way too many non ponies. It is frightening
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>>14424077
Lyra eating mewanon
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>>14424086
Dude LPS is legit good
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>>14424084
not really
its 4 PM right now and i have calculus work that might take an hour at most and a CSE midterm tomorrow that I am already prepared for but am going in 4 hours to a study session with some other people

so not really
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>>14424106
what is the best episode to watch if i am only going to give it one chance?
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>>14424105
fem-mewanon?
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>>14424125
Sweet Ride
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>>14424111
>he doesn't remember
Thanks.
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alright get in here horsefuckers

derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
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>>14424128
maybe
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>>14424147
gee anon you could always explain what you mean seeing as that is the case
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>>14424139
ok here i go, these massive heads give me a bad feeling already.
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Pony wants an 100% decrease in spending and revenue next quarter, or it's your ass
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It's awful
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>>14424173
This is some fucking surrealist shit, look at their bodies facing you while their heads are perfect profile.
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>>14424173
literally pig disgusting
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>>14424149
no need to be rude mewball. i dont want to fuck horses. i want to have sweet passionate caring sex with horse.
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>>14424191
I can always trust your judgement, Anon. Closed the document without saving.
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>>14424173
Jesus Christ!
>tfw big head and skinny body irl
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>>14424018
'ey markerita how you doing gurl
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>>14424189
She wants us to shut down?

I can do that
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>>14424189
what's gonna happen to my ass?
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>>14424173
STILL BETTER THAN EQUESTRIA GIRLS
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>>14424173
uh oh, i am starting to sort of like it
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>>14424220
>>14424224

Pony said if you screw this up, your grandchildren will be born in debt
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>>14424233
PANIC
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Grow up.
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Nou
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>>14424260

I do believe I heard the magic word
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>>14424233
i think i will make the pink ape my lps waifu
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Grow down.
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Grow.
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>>14424269
That sounds painful
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>>14424149
What did I do to deserve this terrible stream chat?
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Pony fully endorsed the budgets cuts in the labor department. Pony didn't even care that you and many others had their homes repossessed . Pony gives no hoots that many more are becoming homeless each day. Pony is indifferent to your inability to afford healthcare
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>>14424292
>hairbun

hnnnnng what a cute human
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Grow weed.
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Grow feed.
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>>14424261
>>14424269
>>14424288
cosmo pls
fics when
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>>14424293
Circlejerking.
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>>14424292
Close. There wasn't a Lyra human, was there? I only watched that movie once.
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Grow seeds.
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>>14424293
What is happen?
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>>14424128
what's the difference hur hur hur
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>>14424317
Soon anon soon.
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>>14424339
panis and vagoo
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>>14424293
Nothing. Just avoid anything Mewball like I do. The popularity has affected him and his fans are awful.
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>>14424293
but it is EXACTLY how mlpg is
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>>14424342
which one
is it the twilight one? please say yes
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Pony saw you smiling at her, she just pretended not to notice
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>>14424342
>doctor octopus wings
>tiny pony head
>huge horse body
What even
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWIJPe912ic
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Pony smiled at you, but you legitimately didn't notice.
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I miss SoAshamedPony
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>>14424366
Pfft, it's not like I like her or anything..b- baka
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>>14423978

OP, how does one pony pony?
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Pony was worried her smile was too toothy
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>>14424322
>>14424334
>>14424356
>>14424358
Sorry it's just the first time I ever went into one of his streams. Didn't mean to bring anyone's fun down, it just caught me off guard being a cynical jerk and all.
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>>14424383
I miss him too.
>tfw no more scatfood fics
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>>14424362
the twilight one yes
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>>14424393
you just
pony
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chickenbutt
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>>14424420
#beef
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>>14424393
well, it's fairly simple, old chap. First you take pony. Then you poni it. After ponying the poni, you attach a second pony, thus ponying the pony, or exercising the act known as "poni poni".
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>>14424399
Nah that's okay, you didn't ruin anyone's fun. Everyone here is a cynical jerk.
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>>14424420
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FUCK
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>>14424412
woo
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>>14424436
SHE'S WEARING SOCKS
FUCK HER
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>>14424420
>>14424436

ONE JOB
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pony will never dominate you ;_;

captcha: services sadden
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>>14424342
it looks like this guy gave a serious attempt to use horse front legs and biceps but then fucked it up with a human ribcage and pelvis
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>>14424448

I cry e'rey teim
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>>14424452
her head is snake-like
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>>14424452
It doesn't get any better with the next few pics in that series either.
>MORE WINGS MORE POWER
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>>14424448
>tfw
>tfw gf is completely submissive in bed
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>>14424402
The worst part is that the only ponka one is absolutely disgusting
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>>14424427

>mfw understanding evades me

fuck logic
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>>14424469
>tfw
>tfw you will never have a gf
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>>14424472
yeah...
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>>14424436
Why is this pony such a homewrecker?
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>>14424383
>>14424402
;_;7
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>>14424141
Yeah, whatever.
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IF YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A FAGGOT MEWBALL
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Comics

and

Cartoons
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>>14424489
Heh. I like that grumpy expression.
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>>14424490
I don't want to be an ugly, short manlet
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>>14424469
>tfw you and your gf will never spitroast Anon that wants to be dominated
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>>14424497
Is she a hero or a villain?
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>>14424497
Hey, I like both of those things!

Do you think there's a board just like that one, but for ponies?
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>>14424517
Sweet dreams, loose pone.
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>>14424513
>tfw no gf
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>>14424527
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Sunny D
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>>14424517
'night, slut
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>>14424489
grumpo pone
shouldn't have been kicking a ded apple tree
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>>14424489
Now continue doing that please. I like the composition. You should bend the spine into the lean, not against it.
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>>14424544
I WANT THAT PURPLE STUFF
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>>14424077
bonbon forcefeeding mewanon to lyra
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>>14424468

>more wings more power

That is an old motiff that calls back to the concept of the hierarchies of angels in old christian myth. The higher orders, like the Seraphim and Cherubim, have more wings than the lesser angels.
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>>14424535
>tfw no chubby, busty gf that has a 9" strap-on
>tfw you'll never both go out to pick up a bi guy
>tfw you'll never manage to pick up a girl
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>>14424562
>they're basically half-midgets with six wings
>they're the most powerful things bare for god
Hue
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>>14424077
Princess mewanon
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>>14424580

Actually not only are they bundles of wings but the wings have eyeballs on them

Higher ranking angels as described in the source material are pretty much nightmare fuel
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>>14424573
>tfw no chubby, busty gf that has a 9" strap-on

Just kill me now.
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>>14424589
sb pls
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http://derpibooru.org/466823
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>>14424587
>wings with eyes on them
Good lord, that's even more terrifying then FiM's prehensile wings.
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Surprisingly, the futa folio is good but too short to enjoy.
6/10 would not buy.
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>>14424562
Of course, the extra wings weren't meant as a symbol of their power; one pair was to cover their face, one was to cover their feet, so they still only used two to fly.
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>>14424604
>luna's wings have eyes on them
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>>14424587
>Higher ranking angels as described in the source material are pretty much nightmare fuel

That's why I love the SMT4 Archangels so much. Just straight up nasty looking compared to their more normal design in the previous games.
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>>14424615
Where?
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>>14424517
This bulbous pone is my favorite

How do I dream of her
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>>14424604

In Revelation they describe shit like lions and eagles covered in eyes.

It's some fucked up shit, man.
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>>14424614
>>14424562
Where exactly is all this from?
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>>14424628
you pony the tulpa
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>>14424607
I think Kev deserves your dosh.
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>>14424624
what the fuck am I looking at
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>>14424638
Biblical sorts of things.
There's a reason it said "Be not afraid" to those shepherds.
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>>14424641
I think you deserve to have your own opinions and fuck yourself
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>>14424638
the most popular fiction book there is
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>>14424638

Judeo-Christian mythology anon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_angelic_hierarchy
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>>14424658
*tips fedora*
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>Knowing jack shit about christian shit
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What would pony think about the country/state you live in? How different would it be compared to Equestria?
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>>14424658
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~
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>>14424646
>>14424646
servants of god
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>>14424689
Thanks. She looks great.
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>>14424689
slut
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Pone just shouted someone else's name while you came inside her.
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>>14424689
she looks so sleepy
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>>14424664
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>tfw no masochist gf to torture
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>>14424689
TIME FOR ALTERNATIVE HAIRSTYLES
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>>14424664
Mythologies are pretty interesting. I should definitely read more about this stuff.
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>>14424712

anon

hey

don't tip that thing at me
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I don't know why you guys have to get all weird about it just because it's Judeo-Christian mythology. Even if you don't believe a lick of it, it's still a great source of weird-ass angels and demons.
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>>14424705
>lady amalthea
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>>14424705
Just means i was doing a good job.
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>>14424728

they really are, you never know when you will run into a really damn cool concept or something
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>>14424734
omg chill yourself fs
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>>14424705
>Lady Amalthea
goodbye sides
>>14424728
They really are. Even when you're approaching it from a position of belief, the shit that is technically in the dogma can be pretty arcane.
Early tales about the saints and their miracles can be fascinating, particularly the stories of their miracles.
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>>14424760

I'm calm I'm calm
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Who and/or what is Lady Amalthea?
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>>14424746
>>14424747
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>>14424776
The Last Unicorn
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>>14424774
You're a clam
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>>14424776
EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED GOOGLE?
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>>14424776
It'd be faster to Google than to ask, dumbass
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>>14424746
>red spy
>>14424747
>blu spy
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>>14424787

I am no such thing anon

and take that scarf off that poor pony right this instant
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>>14424796
>>14424797
Cba
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>>14424803
>>14424746
>>14424747
LE
HAT
JOKE
XD
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>>14424776
It's not even her real name, just some BS her wizard pal makes up after she's turned human.
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>>14424803
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lLHy5xv3v8
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>>14424832
LEWD
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>>14424823
What you gonna about it fagit?
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>"Hey anon!"
>"I'm you!"
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>>14424834
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxUfRtIEKf0
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>>14424810
I tried to but it caused my browser to crash
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Pony said you spend too much time thinking with your reptile brain
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>>14424820
>>14424796
These gifs are amazing.
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Princess Celestia comes to you bearing this message.
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>>14424837
HE'S GONNA CRY! HE'S GONNA CRY NOW!
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>>14424837
SII
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>>14424853
Ugh, why can't she come bearing me a massage?
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Are there any good SFM videos?
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>>14424838
Don't be mean, Derpy.
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>>14424850
Not as amazing as you______
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>>14424876
what
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>>14424886
Specify subject matter
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>>14424876
She looks so cute holding that newspaper in her mouth
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>>14424886
https://e621.net/post/show/351238
Yes.
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>>14424820
>White women post 1998
muh fetish
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>>14424874
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>>14424889
Thanks, Dooks.
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>>14424892
like, in genreal.
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>>14424898
>market gardener
>not using the superior whip
Strange version was worth every last bit of scrap.
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Is this a faceplant?
Or a facebutt?
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>>14424915
>pidgeon toed
HNNNG
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>>14424895
>those balls
HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNF
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>>14424894
She always looks so cute!
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>>14424915
dooks leave jessy alone
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>>14424917
Do you want pone, or is nonpone fine?
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>>14424923
>not using the market gardener
work on your rocketjumps nerd
>using the whip
learn your rollouts scrub
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>>14424895
>those horrible artifacts
pretty unf though.
>>14424938
nonpone is welcome.
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>>14424931
>i gotta hand it to you, Twi. These sandwiches are pretty good!
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>>14424915
I'm glad some girls don't shave their armpits. It's like a convenient red flag they're giving to everyone to let them know they're batshit insane. Saves alot of trouble.
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>>14424901
So fuzzy
Unf
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>>14424931
It's almost unreal
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>>14424917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBbcHvgiBXw
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>>14424915
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Pony says you look pretty good in fake hair
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>>14424958
that's peverted
and i only say that because i like it
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>>14424943
rocket jumps are useless all I do is go up in a straight line
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>>14424964
For the last time pony the I don't want the pubic wig. Just give me the sofa.
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>>14424957
I'm taking away your laugh license.
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>>14424964
T-this is my real hair
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>>14424895
This shouldn't be giving me a boner.
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>>14424947
She is so into that sandwich right there.
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>go to google
>little dwarfs everywhere
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>>14424992
Sure Anon.

Sure.
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>>14424977
>straight line
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7b/Sniper_specialcompleted15.wav
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>>14425004
Don't get me started on Google. I've been browsing /g/ and now I'm all paranoid.
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Pony said watching anime isn't a hobby
she walked away while mumbling something about neckbeards and weaboos
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>>14424989
That wasn't supposed to be funny. It's the most poignant scenes in the movie, reenacted by the most tragic of protagonists (shrek).
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>>14424958
MLPG hates rediv's booty tho (at least whenever I bring it up)
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Multiple ponks think you're fun enough.
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>>14425015
>not using startpage
I bet you even use gmail and facebook
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>>14425014
snipers never wave at me when I get shot.
I try to wave all the time
sometimes a spy even stabs my razorback
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>>14425023
But I don't even like anime
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIF6-SsMLuY
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>>14425027
But i don't want to be fun.
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>>14425027
I can die happy.
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>>14425025
>MLPG hates rediv's booty tho
Plebs, all of them
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>>14424977
Try crouching in the middle of your jump and shooting at your feet while hugging a wall in order to get more horizontal jumps.
l2rocketjump skrub
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horses are dum sometimes
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>>14425023
I have only watched two animes in the last two years.
Most anime is such shit
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>>14425027
Can someone post the gif of the third one from the left? (the most special one)
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>>14425036
THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION, ANON.
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>>14425050
draw them fucking
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>>14424977
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6N1cI2xtWs
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>>14425055
But i'm not trying to be fun at all.
I'm just a walking joke
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>>14425050
Now his sweater is gonna smell like horse all week
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>>14424977
Jump_beef

Download it
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>>14425050
That is a good horse. I want to feed that horse sugarcubes.
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>>14425031
I don't know what startpage is.
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>>14425035
And he still has not improved one bit. I guess he still gets lods of bronybuxx for as little effort possible; so who am I to criticize?
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>>14425046
>kills: 434, kills while explosive jumping: 4
what
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>all this neon horse
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>>14425050
I thought of the scene from Alien
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>>14425081
I just traded for the strange part yesterday, calm down
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>>14425051
Pony came back in the room, and looked at your post, then said tryhard faggot
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>>14425056
Go back to the steam chat.
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>>14425050
this is perfect pony to human ratio
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>>14425071
Look at the bright side anon

At least when people look at you, they can feel better about themselves!
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>>14425091
Reset the stats then.
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>>14425094
Should i try soft instead?
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>>14425079
just goog-
oh you.

https://startpage.com/
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>>14425110
Nah son
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>>14425084
>all this ugly horse
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>>14425091
YOU WANT MY STRANGE SHORT CIRCUIT, WRAP ASSASIN AND FAN-O-WAR?
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Let's party.
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>>14425115
>touching foxes
I hope that guy enjoys Echinococcus ultilocularis
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>>14425084
Not the cutest bg pony, but boy do i adore her color scheme.
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>>14425117
Why aren't you circlejerking with mewball?
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>>14425126

Well thats just like, your opinion man
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>>14425141
It's domesticated, it should be pretty clean
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>>14424977
>
>>14425075
this. also, if you can clear just the first stage comfortably means you're good enough to use rocketjumps in normal games. the other stages are mostly trick jumps that you will rarely ever need.
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>>14425142

Yeah I think she is cute regardless of what some anons say
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>>14424943
the double mellee range is just too funny
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>>14425162
That's cute as heck. I would tickle that little guy's gums all day, echinococcus ultilocularis be damned
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is there anything new with the cosmo/sentenal drama thing?
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>>14425126
But she's not ugly on the inside, right?
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>on Tumblr
>somebody draws a really nice pony
>gets maybe like 20 notes or so
>Nanaki posts old pictures of Windows mascot girls
>4,000+ notes
but why
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>>14425141
I hope I don't catch NERD syndrome from YOU
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>>14425171
At least you and colorblind anon can like her together
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>>14425171
Oh don't get me wrong, she's adorable.
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>>14425183
It's only a problem if you kiss the fox or if you have an open wound, iirc.
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>>14425188
Established furry circlejerk.
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>>14425141
>Echinococcus ultilocularis
*Searches*
Oh my that's not fun at all
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>>14425189
That's not nice
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>>14425189
*tips fedora*
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>>14425188
>on MLPG
>post a picture you drew as Anon
>no replies
>popular drawfag posts quick sketch
>MLPG blows their collective loads all over them

Popularity is really powerful, Anon.
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>>14425183
Vulpes Vulpes are the cutest real life animals.
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>>14425213
Post the image, anon
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>>14425213
>hurr durr i only want attention
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>>14425220
Pones getting blushy over trivial things.
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pony was just diagnosed with euphedorautism
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>>14425225
They're like dogcats.
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>>14425228
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>>14425240
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>>14425225
Is it fairly easy to domesticate them
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>>14425228
No. You see now you'll just look at it to show me how fair you guys actually are. I'm not looking for attention, I'm just pointing out something I've noticed.
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>>14425240
Twilight checked/counted all her books and put them all back neatly and pushed all her new hats aside and just said that doesn't exist
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>>14425264
How convenient!
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>>14425195

She is also the alpha mare of the flower trio it seems, as she is the only one of them that never vanished from the show for long periods of time
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>>14425255
They're not the most domesticable animals, no. Depending on where you live it's not even legal to keep one.
The Russians have a breeding for domestication project going on, i hear. If i were to get a Redfox pet i'd look into that. A real wild fox is a ROYAL handful.
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>>14425264
>You see now you'll just look at it to show me how fair you guys actually are
No I want to see if you got no replies because what you drew was really bad


Something else you should notice is that mlpg popularfags draw reasonably well. If you're not a popularfag, your drawings are probably terrible.
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mewball you're a faggot.
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thanks for coming to the stream erryone
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>>14425298
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>>14425270
Her books are outdated.
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>>14425293
>not having him filtered
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>>14425308
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>>14425255
>>14425281
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwq3rs_evolution-in-action-the-silver-fox-experiment_shortfilms
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>>14425298
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>>14424587
Wait

Was that one guy in Hellboy 2 a Seraphim then?
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>>14425281
>The Russians have a breeding for domestication project going on, i hear
It actually started in the 1970s as an experiment to find out stuff about domestication by using a species of animal that was never domesticated.
Interestingly the only thing they selected for was flight distance, but despite that many of the foxes have developed floppy ears and dog like behavior up to the point that some of them have become more or less dogs.
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what would having a pony be like after the novelty of it wore off
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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
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>>14425321
I honestly miss nothing from having him filtered. If he ever does decide to art, and I ever decide to care, I can just get it from derpibooru.
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>>14425339
>My crotchtits aren't that big!
>...are they?
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>>14425339
How does pony even turn on my laptop
Fuck
Wouldn't my keyboard be too small for her freakishly huge hooves
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>>14425339
>I go in your kitchen and lick all your spoons
This will never not be hilarious
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>>14425339
What do you mean after the novelty wore off

and a pony is a roommate or more, anon
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>>14425339
Like any other person.
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>>14425356
Wiggly hooves.
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>roommate knocks over my deep frier
>spills all the oil
>blames me for leaving oil in there after a single use
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>>14425308
He got rid of Kraut for us. He has done us a great service.
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>>14425339
They'd be a living breathing intelligent being fully capable of having conversations, and their own opinions and beliefs. How would that novelty wear off?

Unless this is a jab at the novelty of marriage, oho, you're a sly one Anon.
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>>14425371
Did you punch him in the dick, then blame him for being in the way of your fist and that your hand hurts and it's his fault
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>>14425371
He's got a point.
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>>14425371
>frying food
>ever
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>>14425371
>living with other people ever
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>>14425327

No but they definitely took inspiration from the old school nightmare fuel angels when designing that character
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>>14425371
Deepfry his favorite things.
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>>14425322
>domesticated silver fox
All of my yes.
I wish fox pets were legal around here.
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Which pony enjoyed The Marshall Mathers LP 2 the most?
I bet it was Fluttershy
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Pony is wearing your sister's/girlfriend's/mother's underwear.
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>>14425339
Pony is a sapient, intelligent speaking creature capable of holding and conversing opinions and hobbies.

It's pretty much the novelty of having a roommate.
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>>14425188
>on tumblr
>post a drawing you spent an hour on
>1 note
>post a dumb joke that took 2 seconds to come up wih
>2000 notes
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>>14425388
ok then
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>>14425363
But they are My Little Ponies
>>14425380
I figure after years of living with a pony that the novelty would wear off a little like anything else
It would be terrible if they had a shitty personality
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>>14425387
>Other people
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>>14425371
>>14425390
Deepfry him
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>>14425390
>>14425417
>>14425371
Deepfry the apartment
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>>14424012
Is there a Nazi Pony?
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>>14425405
>girlfriend
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>>14425392
>The total cost of importing a fox, including the purchase price to the institute, is $8,900 USD
http://www.domesticfox.com/#!buy-a-fox

Knock yourself out
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>>14425371
>>14425417
>>14425423
Hey hey, Billy, can you deepfry his teeth?
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>>14425423
Deepfry THE WORLD
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>>14425371
Deepfry yourself
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>>14425425
Several
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You wouldnt deep fry a pony, would you?
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>>14425339
The novelty of "holy fuck its a pony!" would wear off eventually but I'd still love having pony around and enjoy her company
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>>14425453
unf.
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>>14425439
I can afford that, but it's not legal in my country.
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>>14425460
Thats why I love Pinkie
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Pretty pony.
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>>14424760
This is more like 50s housewife pon
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>>14425371
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2dwPTnsyA
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>>14425453
Pfft, n-no, that's silly
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>>14425322
i watched this a year ago, and i was waiting to drop some mad knowledge on these fools. Thanks for ruining that for me
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>>14425453
Most people can't tell the difference between horse meat and beef unless you let them know beforehand.

Deepfriend beef isn't all that good but it is edible.
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>>14425405
They'd probably be too big for pony

Pony is tiny
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>>14425339
>I arrive in your bedroom
i still can't
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>>14425445
When everything is deepfried, nothing will be.
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>>14425485
I've been waiting to use these sources for ages too Anon.

>>14425471
>having this much dispoable income.

Starving neet artist is surffering.
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>>14425184
anyone?
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>>14425487
>deepfriend beef
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>>14425512
I see you've never visited the South
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>>14425512
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX5j5qCxQWs
>>
Show discussion: One thing I find shows this cartoons/comics quality is that each of the characters have their own contextual way of speaking. Meaning that each of their personalities are unique enough so that you can't just switch around dialog between say, Pinkie Pie and Rarity, without changing up the details
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Would you like eat a pony? Not sexually or anything.
If someone prepared you a magical horse would you eat it?
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>>14425556
Only if it's a food pony.

food ponies don't get hurt if I literally eat her cunt out.
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>>14425548
who cares
this show is only useful for fetishes
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>>14425556
http://31.media.tumblr.com/dae5b04f3c9a49ed8e313a3ec8beae0a/tumblr_muwcmvLdsL1s8wt7ho1_1280.png

why not
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>>14425484
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>>14425548
But what if Rarity was Pinkie Pie?
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>>14425548
Well, that's just kinda how dialogue works in general
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>>14425578
>"Dinner" will never be a thing
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>>14425556
Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good horse.
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>The Cakes buy a new giant deep fryer so they can make fresh doughnuts
>Pinkie Pie is in love
>She's just sticking all sorts of things in there and eating them
>Carrots, candy bars, apple wedges, paper
>She grabs a phone
>"Rainbow Dash! Dude seriously, you got to come over here."
>"Pinkie how did you get my number?"
>"Just get over here!"
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>>14425600
Fuck the fics, make food pony porn arts.
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>>14425607
>work at a fast food place
i don't like deep fryers atall
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>>14425593
That's how GOOD dialog works

There's plenty of shitty cartoons where you can interchange lines between characters and it wouldnt stand out
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My little aroused ponies.
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pony should wear bandaids on their vagina
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>>14425626
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>>14425589
C'mon, you can't say you've never been just a bit curious!
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>>14425629
the nose knows
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Would you feel better if pony kissed you on the lips?
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>>14425633
Anon, no. adhesives and the tiny little hairs near their hoo-haa does NOT mix. nuh uh.

that's a whole world of ouchies right there.
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>>14425629
batman noses
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>>14425642
slut
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>>14425630
I'm sorry. should I stop? I've been drinking
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pones
wearing
mecha
suits
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>>14425629
>that feel when there is nothing that makes you special
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>>14425645
Uhm, you're giving me the temptations again, Pinkie...
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>>14425607
>Soon she's grown tired of conventional deep frying
>Moves on to...unconventional methods
>Deep frying the deep frier turned out to be a less than ideal plan
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>>14425653
I always feel better after my gf__ kisses me
I bet pony would make me feel just as good
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>>14425676
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>>14425658
Not even if they wore it sexually?
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>>14425676
You seem to have made an error
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>>14425676
you BLEW IT
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>>14425695
I apologize, I have no idea how it even sent me here
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>>14425676
hehehe
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>>14425674
yes please
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>>14425668
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>>14423978
>"Mom, I think my horse is retarded"
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>>14425711
no worries
just don't do it again
or else
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>>14425717
R-Rara sama...
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>>14425683
>Pinkie deep fries her tail
>It's fucking delicious
>Soon she's deep frying pony hair everywhere
>Up until she decides that normal pony hair isn't enough anymore
>She's got bigger, wavier hair in mind
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>>14425702
I'm being super serious, Anon! I tried to wear a whole suit made of bandaids because I had run out of white cloth and Rarity wouldn't let me have some because she said I would just get it all dirty and unusable and so anyways I was going to be a mummy so I had to use bandaids

and hoo-ee, Anon, taking that off was SUPER un-fun! I still have a few uneven spots in my coat.
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>>14425717
slut
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>>14425482
>dingle-dangle
>dingle-dangle
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>>14425716
oj im sorry

I'm going to punish myself by watching Equestian Girls for teh firs time
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>>14425756
where's the dingle dangle?
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>>14425763
No, you fool. You aren't liquored up enough for that.
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>>14425763
woah we didn't ask you to commit sudoku man
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Pony was having nightmares and was wondering if she could sleep in your bed with you.
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>>14425747
I demand to know more for research purposes
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>>14425798
>>14425776

Shh. you can't stop a man once he has made a decision.
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Guys I want to draw pony but everyone gave me retarded requests and I'm not for sexual.
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>>14425802
Tell pony this ain't a picnic, and she better sack up
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>>14425802
Pony we only have the one bed.
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>>14425802
okay
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>>14425717
I bet Rarity has a guilty pleasure of being a slut. The very idea of being lewd and used for satisfaction gets her off.
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>>14425834
Pony doesn't want to sleep at the end of the bed this time. Your feet stink.
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Is Fullerton still on the show?
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>>14424444
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>>14425823
Pick your favourite pony and draw her in some action poses.
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>>14425750
If say one more bad thing about Rarity I will beat you up.
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>>14425866
no
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>>14425812
There's not really anything to talk about, Anon. I mean, other than being sticky all over and having patches of my coat tear off, but those are un-fun things, Anon.
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>>14425849
the very idea of that getting her off gets me off
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>>14425860
Pony was always welcome to sleep under the covers. Why pony insisted on sleeping out of them I don't know.
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>>14425883
slut
slut
slut
slut
slut
slut
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Pony recommends fiber so your stool will be more regular
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>>14425885
well, just another reason to not look forward to season 4
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>>14425901
*beats up*
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>>14425893
>so how do you want to fuck?
>I dunno, how do you want to fuck?
>I dunno, how do you want to fuck?
>I dunno, etc etc
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>>14425903
tell pony she has no epxerience with human biology and should stop telling me what to do.
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>>14425888
You could maybe show us these patches of uneven coat, among other things.
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Define 'slut'

How many stallions would she need to bed to be a slut?
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>>14425910
yep
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Pony says just do what she tells you and nobody gets hurt
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>>14425903
it is regular
it happens once a day, around the same time
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>>14425915
N-no, Anon... they're around my no-no spots...
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>>14425917
If its not me, shes a slut
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>>14425918
When did she quit?
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Do you think Rarity would like a guy or even date a guy that beat up someone that insulted her?
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Best ship.
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>>14425947
Hell yeah man.

I wish we had more art of it.
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>>14425926
show us
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>>14425910
She did write one episode for season 4
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>>14425947
Did Discord just try to kill Applejack with an IED?
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>>14425972
I think so.
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>>14425927
>those grapes are sour anyway
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>>14425970
ok so she's still on the show?

MLPG you are giving me contradicting information here!
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Who is this pony?
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>>14425972
>>14425978
She falcon kicked that apple, idiots.
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>>14425947
WHY CAN'T AJ BE THE STRONGEST FUCKING PONE

FUCKING WHY
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>>14425980
This General taught me this story, and ever since, i've seen it used 3 times, all here in this General
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>>14425985
fluffelstiltzskin
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This filly wants to sit on your desk and watch what you do on the computer
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>>14425993
Go back to the steam chat.
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http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlpfim-adventure-ponies-2

It's happening
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>>14426000
It's a pretty basic fable about cognitive dissonance.
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>>14426005
Sure. Just fly up here.
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>>14425993
Because the writers are complete asshats and bitch niggers that fold for hasbro like wet chinese tissue paper.
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Pony said you look tired. Pony is wondering about those permanent bags under your eyes
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>>14426005
I'm reading guides on how to write fiction. Its not going to be very exciting.
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>>14426005
i'm not at my desk
she can sit next to me while i have an arm around her, though
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>>14426020
Shit has to get done. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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>>14426005
I dont have a desk
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Pony is speaking in tongues.
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>>14426012
So is Spec Ops: The Line, but there's no need to mention it all the time!
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>>14426012
yeah, i was just saying since i haven't seen it referenced outside this one thread, it's almost as if it doesn't exist anywhere else.
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>>14426021
http://eznguide.rogerdodger.me/
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>>14426005
I don't have a desk
I'm on my bed so she can lay next to me if she wants
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>>14426030
>>14426024
what are you ponying in, a bed?
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Applejack asks you not to ruin this for her, it's her first time.
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>>14425849
Who drew this?
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>>14426005
>Scootaloo jumps onto the desk.
>Right into the waiting embrace of ceramic bowl.
>Stew. Stew everywhere.
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>>14426028
Pony says healthy diet can contribute to more energy and livelihood. Pony also read that a healthy sex life is beneficial, but Pony is not so sure.
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>>14426050
Yes. I like to be comfy.
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would you give pony's ass a good slap
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>>14426050
I have HD TV set up to my PC tower on a night stand

Scootaloo can sit on my lap. Or next to me if that seems lewd, thought I just want to hug and pet her
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>>14426053
>Anon ask her to slow down
>Ask her to not bounce so hard
>Starts crying
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>>14426053
So then anal?
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>>14426059
Tell pony to provide for my diet then. And provide sexual. If they care so much about me then.
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>>14426010
This shit never loads for me.
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>>14426058
>The soup finds it's way into the collar of your soup and starts to slide crudely down your chest
>you can really feel it
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"Things you describe your wallet with, but not your favorite pony."
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>>14426042
>>14426030
Pony says it's not healthy to be on the computer in bed. It messes up your sleep hygiene
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>>14426033
I found that game to be kind of pushing it. But I guess that's because I find "modern shooters" to be trite to begin with.
>>14426040
Most people don't use the term grapes, but it pretty much means the same thing. That people hate what they can't have.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
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>>14426040
It's used constantly on /v/
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>>14426005
there's not enough room on my desk, put you're free to watch from a different vantage point.
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>>14426080
It's got a nice plump slit I can insert cards in.
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>>14426065
Nah
I would give her a playful buttslap though
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>>14426089
But she can't see from the floor
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>>14426082
>>14426066
I'm on a short chair
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>>14426080
it exists
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>>14426096
well, you can sit on my lap or something, I dunno. There is no room on the desk.
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>>14426059
Hopefully I can substitute real sex with imaginative masturbation.
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>>14426080
Spreads open for money
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>>14426010
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>>14426005
Shield your eyes.
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>>14426010
>>14426105
Aw yeah
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>>14426080
This here will actually protect my money!
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>>14426105
Since Fluttershy was easybabbymode last time I predict Soarin will take her place.
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>>14426080
On a chain.
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>>14426077
Same here.

Any help?
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>>14426095
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>>14426102
>in your lap?
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dude what
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Pony is going to cum ALL OVER THIS PLACE!
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>>14426098
Pony says that ok then, just don't sit down for too long, and practice good posture
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>>14426077
>>14426132
update flash to latest?
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>>14426146
Yes, of course.
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>sombra is the first boss
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>>14426159
ARISE
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he went down in like two kicks
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>>14426156
Huh. Right.

I fucking hate flash.
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>>14426160
>ah, he cried
The way she says that...
So cute!
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>>14426085
it's funny how foxes have little hands
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>>14426151
I quickly place my mouth over pone's cooch.

Accident avoided! 5*
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>>14426010
>go into bonus level
>can't leave
>have to refresh page
Broken.
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>>14426150
Reading this
>>14426173
Then this

made me feel the same way i did when i saw Crystal Empire
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Would you?
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>>14426220
would I what?
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>>14426220
Is the real Pinkie inside?
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these guys were harder than sombra
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>>14426005
I've got an L shaped desk
It's literally perfect for her

I'll go get her a blanket and some pillows
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>14426220
Only if there is both a puffy vagina and a hyper futa mare cock with heavy, sagging nuts.
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THE TIMBERWOLVES WERE HARDER THAN SOMBRERO
Also Mac's little kick sucks dick,
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>>14426220
Pinkiesuitanon took more pictures?
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>>14426229
Why don't you reach in and find out?
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>>14426220
That's a big plush.
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>You see, it's quite simple, Twilight was a threat to my master's plan, so I took control over her body. All I had to do was spread a little havoc, until you were utterly convinced she had gone mad with power, and abandoned everything you taught her. Now that she's no longer a princess, and her bond with the Element of Magic is, how'd you put it? "permanently severed", my master can carry on with her conquest. Y'know my favorite part of all this? I may have been in control of all of Twilight's actions, but she was still conscious the whole time!
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>>14426267
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>>14426258
for you
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>>14426267
>>14426275
FUCK

I'M HEARING IT
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>>14426230
Just like on the show, the ydid more then him too!
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these guys are even harder than sombra
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>>14426275
>>14426282
ummm

what
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Purple is rubbing on you.
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>4th level boss

fuckkkkkk
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>>14426312
I'm more of a blue kind of guy, sorry purple
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>>14426273
>FANFICTION
>Lol let me skip all that getting an audience to love a character and move right to the easy shit, killing them/torturing them for a quick emotional reaction
Laziest fucking writing ever. Worst than ocs.
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>>14426275
Another thing i disliked about this episode was all the new poses they did, they all looked bad, this one included, and the one where she looks str8 up into the sky
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>>14426312
I love pony, too.

I'd give her lots of pets and attention, but we need to go to bed
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>>14426312
I'm rubbing on purple.
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>>14426312
I hope she doesn't stain.
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>>14426336
>mommah
was that necessary
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>>14426312
I'd pet that pone
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>>14426312
ok
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>>14426312
I-I've got a girlfriend, pone

N-not that I don't like you
It's just I've been with her for so long, I really think it could go somewhere
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1236794#search=mlp
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>>14426344
Maman
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>>14426336
Just do you best, sweet heart
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>>14426336
And you never will, because you don't have any talent!
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trixie is a pushover
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What would you get pony for christmas
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these were actually not so bad, all you have to do is jump over them with the platforms
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>>14426351
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>>14426336
>tfw you wil never be fluttershy's mom?
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>>14426363
All of the ponies are pushovers

They're like five feet tall at most
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>>14426368
Some panties
They don't know any better so they'd just wear them around town
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>>14426363
Trixie is the Highest Level Unicorn.
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>>14426347
Where?
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Pony can't even look at you
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>>14426312
why is purple such an affectionate color
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Princesses are putting on a private show for you.
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>>14426368
Diamond earrings

Bet you can't guess my waifu
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>>14426105
>tfw the page shows up blank
>can't play it

;_;
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>>14426010

>http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlpfim-adventure-ponies-2

I have the latest version of flash and I still can't play this shit...

Is it murrika only?
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>>14426363
I'd push her over!

no, seriously though, I would
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>>14426387
Trixie is mid level who got a pay to win item to hide her inadequacies
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>>14426394
Purple is only half, at best, as pink

The most affectionate color
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>>14426385
>>14426387

I'm talking about the game silly.

Also
>changelings final boss

>no bug butt
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>>14426368
Lens cleaner.
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>>14426387
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>>14426385
>5 feet
nigger what are you doing? Do you know how MASSIVE their head would be at 5 feet?
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>>14426362
Come on dude, there's no way someone that young has enough experience to live up to your standards. Give her a break.
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>>14426392
Pony needs glasses
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>>14426435
I know exactly how snuggly they would be

Very
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>>14426400
B-but why me?
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>>14426417
Nah, she's the highest level. Twilight isn't even a contender (being an alicorn) and we haven't seen anyone more powerful than Trixie.

>Rarity
>capable of sewing with magic
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>>14426432
Tara Strong pony is fun.
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>>14426419
i don't know

purple seems pretty snuggly
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>>14426394
>tfw you will never have a little twily of your own
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>>14426410
GODDAMMIT

I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO IMITATE THAT FAGGOT AGAIN

FUCK 4CHAN X
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trixie was harder than sombra but mostly annoying as she shoots lasers as you climb for her amulet
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FUCK THE PHYSICS IN THIS GAME
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>mac collects the element of magic
>Shining armor is laughter

I sense a new main 6
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>>14426467
>high level
>outplayed by the local librarian and her schmuck friends
Heheh yeah right
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>>14426473
Clearly you have never had a big cuddly pink pony snuggle on you
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Pony said love is just the fear of being alone
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>>14426481
What if I want a little Flutters?
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>>14426505
>everyone bullies Trixie
>hehehe
Nice guy.
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>>14426505
>local librarian and her schmuck friends
They were literally just some haters who couldn't shut the fuck up and watch a magic show
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>>14426517
That's okay, too, I guess.
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>>14426517
Fluttershy clearly doesnt want to snuggle and be affectionate
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>>14426517
I'll get a little filly Dash
Then we can set them up on play dates
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>>14426517
>No anon! Last time you rubbed my belly we lost 3 weeks to it!
>Angel nearly starved we can-
>Ahhhhhhhhh~
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>>14426530
she went to prom dressed as a wizard

she clearly had it comming
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>>14426537
Aw yiss.
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>>14426530
Why the fuck is there an apple in the vending machine?
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>>14426530
Trixie is a violent bitch
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>>14426532
>They were literally just some haters who couldn't shut the fuck up and watch a magic show
Boasting is bad!
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When will Trixie be part of the main cast aka Twilight and friends?

They need a backstabbing, douchebag, coward friend.
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changelings are goddamn niggers
and way harder than sombra
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Would you be able to say no to a sad pony?
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>>14426580
Pony is not for sad.
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>>14426565
Someone kept eating them. All the apples.
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>>14426580
Of course
spare the rod, spoil the pony
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Being a dog in Equestria must be really nice.
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>>14426532
DYEWTS anon it wasn't even a magic show she was challenging people in the audience to a duel and when she won she wouldn't shut the fuck up

Bitch got served
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>>14426566
>applejacks_sudden_death.gif
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>>14426577
I love changelings.
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Sombra was harder than the Timberwolves on Shining Armor.

They dropped from one laser.
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>>14426566
No fair, she was possessed by the Alicorn Amulet.

>>14426554
>bullying people based on appearance
Twist wears funny glasses, she has it coming.
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>>14426504
>spitfire is honesty
>>
jesus why is shining so useless against sombra
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>>14426580
I'd do everything I could to make Pinkie not sad
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>>14426598
Except after they removed the amulet, Trixie still tried to use magic to vaporize Dash
>>
Anyone want to battle?
We could just grab a team of some random shitmons strewn around the PC.
Go to the 3DS thread on the sub.
>>
>tfw Trixie and GIlda won't become TR
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>>14426530
>>14426532
>Visit town, challenge people to duels, insult them the entire time even when you win
>Get outplayed
>Come back with a fucking ancient artifact of extreme magical power and attempt to take over the town and enslave it's inhabitants
>get outsmarted

There is literally no redeeming quality about Trixie. You just want her to dominate you in bed.
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>>14426594
Is this one a changeling?
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>>14426618
>Trixie still tried to use magic to vaporize Dash
I can't say I'd blame her, I'd do the same.
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>>14426504
>Elements of friendship with benefits
>Mac is sex appeal
>Shining armor is persistent stalking until she loves you
>Spitfire is abusing a position of power
>Braeburn-incest
>Anon's also there for reasons he doesn't even know.
>And sweetie belle is the element of -magic lets just say magic.
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>>14426598
>Twist wears funny glasses, she has it coming.

Exactly
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>>14426631
>tfw Trixie and Gilda won't become Total Recall
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Holy shit Shiny sucks dick in this game
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>>14426649
No, that's worst pony
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>>14426645
Is it weird if I want to snuggle submit her nonsexually?
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>>14426666
Iiiiiiiiis this one a changeling?
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>>14426645
>There is literally no redeeming quality about Trixie.
Thanks to the show staff, they could give her a backstory, or redemption, but NO.
She's treated like Sombra, just a villain to kill.
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>>14426530
Who do you think she went to the dance with?
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>>14426567
yeah right, bitch. Your only motivation was showing everyone how good at magic you were. You didn't even care if it was "the right thing to do"
>>14426590
That was part of the act
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>>14426682
No that's best Princess
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>>14426683
you give this show too much credit
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>>14426683
No one has ever been killed in this show
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>>14426683
That's all she is though.
A character can't be more than what's in the show. No sense in speculating on what could be.
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shiny is really weak
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>>14426687
After snips and snails turned her down to be minions, she just sort of went by herself.
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>>14426687
By herself, nobody asked her out, which is why she was sad. But she partied hard when she got there to show off.
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>>14426695
Oh my god it's Seth
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>>14426614
>>14426665

He isn't that good until you unlock "wife throw"
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>>14426631
>Trixie and Gilda become Team Rocket
>they try their hardest to get the attention of twilight and dash and bullying the others
>they end up being two new elements of harmony
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>>14426707
He's no weaker than Twily was last game.
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>>14426703
Sombra
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>>14426683
But at the end she was clearly trying to make amends, but is till her boastful self doing so
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>>14426703
What? Sombra got vaporized, no redemption.
IIRC something similar happened to Chrysalis.
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>>14426698
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis this one a changeling?
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>>14426711
>>14426714
Would you have taken Trixie to the prom?
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Tex-mex, Chinese, or burgers?
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>>14426504
>>14426600
>zecora is loyalty
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>>14426747
,
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>>14426746
Yeah but I'd be staring at flash the whole time.
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>>14426742
He was like already dead or like a magic spirit or something. Cheeselegs is also still alive.
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>>14426746
Yes, she was 3rd qtest person horse
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>>14426747
mcgangbangs
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>>14426745
Nope, that's something completely different.
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You think Twilight is going to abuse her powers when she starts to get stronger?
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>>14426747
What would your favorite pony choose?
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ok, going toe Watch Equestian Girls for the first time.

If I've wronged anyone, I just want to say sorry one last time
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>>14426649
>>14426682
Everyone back to the base, partner
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>>14426711
i'm mad that's their thing
>Sorry Trixie, we got a really good gig being complete tools for another evil bitch
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>>14426766
This is literally the gayest post
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>>14426745
No, that's worst pony
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>>14426777
They all have meat in them, so none of them.
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>>14426761
and also just as shit as big mac
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how to fix mlp

fire meghan
make all of twilight friends alicorns
give them a mecha
write a good villain

there you go
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What if pony did this to you?
http://images.4chan.org/r/src/1383877734339.gif
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>>14426789
Which is ironic because I thought it would be less gay than actually mentioning my waifu.
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>>14426658
Sweetie Belle is the element of swallowing
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>>14426783
omg u offended me pls respect my opinions
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>>14426746
I'd take her to the prom AND the afterparty.
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>>14426776
>starts

She's already full alicorn. All those alicorn tier spells she couldn't so are a breeze now.
But she doesn't seem like a spell abuser.
The only times she has done so before was to help somebody
Except lesson 0 where she tried helping herself
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>>14426807
Your post was so gay that I don't think anyone else in MLPG could top it.
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>>14426776
>Change dash into a stallion
>Hey dash wanna go out
>What the fuck twilight what did-
>Zap
>Yes master
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>>14426746
Yes
someone post the cap. I lost it.
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>>14426805
360 and walk away
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>>14426828
>Except lesson 0 where she tried helping herself
Well yeah, that would be evidence that she's capable of doing that if anything
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>>14426815
Whoa, what makes you think you two losers would get invited to the after party?
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>>14426830
Careful you'll summon EA or that braeburn spammer.
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>>14426833
the guy that filters pony names to be the word "master" doesn't know what's going on when he reads this
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>>14426834
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>>14426830
I put dicks in both ends and even I'm not that gay
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>>14426850
Jokes on you I am the Braeburn spammer
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>>14426855
A-Anthony sama....
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>>14426845
Oh but she wasn't in her right mind there. It's not like Twilight freaks out over small things and makes a mess using her magic often? Right?
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True Facts:
Ponies are unable to get up if they fall flat on their backs
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COME ON

MAKE TRIXIE AND GILDA MAIN CHARACTERS

FUCK
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So whats new?

>>14426802
>mecha
>make all alicorns.
no
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>>14426828
>this is what unicornfags want you to believe about the ease of using magic
Ascension only gave her wings. And we're already shown an episode where she has trouble handling her wings.
I wouldn't be surprised if her magic level is still around the same.
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>>14426848
But I thought ponies were about love and tolerance..
This isn't like my Canadian flashtoons...
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>>14426874
>I can't stop thinking about Trixie!
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>>14426881
yes
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>>14426881
I wish I looked that good in a hammock
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>>14426888
I don't know what they taught you back in pony world, but bad magic tricks aren't enough to get you an invite.
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>>14426874
>You'll never roll twilight up into a bedsheet burrito and carry her around the house
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Pone is looking behind her.
She sees you and asks why you are staring at her funny.
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>>14426883
Well after Trixie showed back up with her alicorn-mode enabled necklace I'm inclined to think that ascension does carry the increased power immediately. We just haven't seen it yet.
Luna and Celestia both move huge celestial bodies. Daily!
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Pony held you accountable for every bad thing you've ever thought about doing
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>>14426914
>ANON PUT ME DOWN!
>"Burritos can't talk"
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>>14426918
>YOU'VE GOT SOME SHIT ON YOUR TAIL
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>>14426921
Why not just make everyone an alicorn, then?
Saves the problem of having filthy mudponies.
Also holy shit, when are you going to update Who's Who?
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>>14426934
get that oc shit out of here
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>Gilda
>gets a horn
>is now an alicorn

what do
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>>14426944
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big mac = magic
shining armor = laughter
spitfire = honesty
zecora = loyalty
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>>14426949
I want an Applejack puppet
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>>14426918
Well pony, you're staring at me funny.
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>>14426947
It only makes her a futa.
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More magical items when?
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>>14426918
"I am fond of larger-than-average posteriors and am unable to fabricate falsehoods to state otherwise. I am aware that others of like mind are similarly bound to the truth. For you see when a young lass approaches with a very appealing hip-to-waist ratio I become visibly aroused."
Then I fetch the eggs
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Hey!

Stop ponying so hard.

You'll wake the neighbors.
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>>14426931
>Keep her wrapped up wriggling to get out
>Start putting fiction in the nonfiction section
>Dealphabetize her teas
>Write a letter to pinkie on her stationary asking for a huge party this weekend
>Only let her out when you realize it's going to be really really cold on the couch without sheets
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>>14426962
What would you ever need one for?
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>>14426921
I really have my doubts on them moving it everyday but I think they recieve most of their powers on the sun and/or moon
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let's be honest this would have happened on the show if zecora went to the crystal empire
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>>14426987
Fun.
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>>14426990
What's Zecora's special move?
Does she jump high and slam it down real hard on the hoop?
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>>14426961
>Zecora = Mac
>Fancy Pants = Shining Armor
C'mon, magic zebra can't get any magic zebra powers? This is bullshit
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Big mac is magic
Shining armor is laughter
Spitfire is honesty
Zecora is loyalty
Fancy pants is generosity
Soarin is kindness

The new elements of harmony everyone
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>"I saw you eyeing up my butt!·
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>>14427006
>"I saw your butt eyeing me up."
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>light coloured hair
Trixie is a Super Saiyan.
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>>14426964
Looks like she has fat lips under that spandex.
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>>14427006
>not eyeing up superior equine ass
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>>14427006
I did no such thing!
Your accusations are preposteriorus.
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>>14427005
>Fancy pants
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Pony says you can come live in Equestria with her.
She'll even give you a place to sleep and feed you, it'll be great!
She says you'll make such a good pet.
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I simultaneously love and hate this design

I have no clue how to feel
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>>14427054
When you say "pet"...
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>>14427068
>I can't see shit
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>>14427049
>Not liking best stallion
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>>14427054
I am no pet
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Would you?
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>beat game as all 6
>says new pony unlocked
>no new pony
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>>14427099
You are the new pony.
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>>14427092
pank has fit through smaller
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>>14427074
>>14427091
Pony has lots of other pets, you'll fit right in
They are the most intelligent beings after all, you can't be equal
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>>14427109
She's asking for it.
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>>14427109
beb
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>>14427082
It's "Fancypants" not "Fancy pants"
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>>14427000
Aaaand Soarin = Spitfire.
It's just the last game only with new level designs, recolored sprites, and no fun-as-hell OP Stare mechanic.
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>>14426988
Then what's Cadance powered by?
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>>14427125
Well I suppose...
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>>14427068
>angled chest directs sword blows upward to the neck
Nope
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>>14427109
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>>14427134
Energizer™.
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>>14427134
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ
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What positive treats do Gilda and Trixie have?

I can only think about Hope for Gilda.
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bitches can't handle fancy pants
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>>14427156
Gilda grabbed that apple, some people consider those treats.
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>>14427156
Gilda probably has some vanilla lemon drops, she seems partial to them
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>>14427144
That armor adds like 50 def. It doesn't matter how bad it looks
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