Human pony should pony pony.last thread>>14420898
what an ugly pony
Pony should pony pony.
>>14424001i can if you want i guess
>>14424001Nobody ever comes to my drawstreams ;_;
I am your filly waifu~
>>14424018What the heck do you want?
>>14423978human should human human
>>14424026Oh yeah?Well...no one ever pays me in gum
>>14424034Stop posting your shitty art here.
>>14424040Your pony gold
Pony is afraid of this thread
>>14424039>>14424022alrightim kinda falin asleep here but ill do my bestgib requests
>>14424058Just wait until there's a sketch of the second picture correlating to that one.
>>14424060Don't you have something to be doing?
http://spaghetti-goggles.tumblr.com/post/66269102503/check-out-all-my-pet-wag-absolutely-no-regretsdo people really like this show unironically?
>>14424077Fluttershy eating a hot pepper
>>14424077Cloudchaser bragging about how she got into the WonderboltsFlitter replying about how she got into modeling with Photo Finish.
>>14424077Applejack trying to decide which turkey for the axe
>>14424068why doesn't pony just leave?There's plenty more even cooler ponies here anyway
>>14424068You aren't the only one.Way too many non ponies. It is frightening
>>14424077Lyra eating mewanon
>>14424086Dude LPS is legit good
>>14424084not reallyits 4 PM right now and i have calculus work that might take an hour at most and a CSE midterm tomorrow that I am already prepared for but am going in 4 hours to a study session with some other peopleso not really
>>14424106what is the best episode to watch if i am only going to give it one chance?
>>14424111>he doesn't rememberThanks.
alright get in here horsefuckers derpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5
>>14424147gee anon you could always explain what you mean seeing as that is the case
>>14424139ok here i go, these massive heads give me a bad feeling already.
Pony wants an 100% decrease in spending and revenue next quarter, or it's your ass
>>14424173This is some fucking surrealist shit, look at their bodies facing you while their heads are perfect profile.
>>14424173literally pig disgusting
>>14424149no need to be rude mewball. i dont want to fuck horses. i want to have sweet passionate caring sex with horse.
>>14424191I can always trust your judgement, Anon. Closed the document without saving.
>>14424173Jesus Christ!>tfw big head and skinny body irl
>>14424018'ey markerita how you doing gurl
>>14424189She wants us to shut down?I can do that
>>14424189what's gonna happen to my ass?
>>14424173STILL BETTER THAN EQUESTRIA GIRLS
>>14424173uh oh, i am starting to sort of like it
>>14424220>>14424224Pony said if you screw this up, your grandchildren will be born in debt
>>14424260I do believe I heard the magic word
>>14424233i think i will make the pink ape my lps waifu
>>14424269That sounds painful
>>14424149What did I do to deserve this terrible stream chat?
Pony fully endorsed the budgets cuts in the labor department. Pony didn't even care that you and many others had their homes repossessed . Pony gives no hoots that many more are becoming homeless each day. Pony is indifferent to your inability to afford healthcare
>>14424292>hairbunhnnnnng what a cute human
>>14424261>>14424269>>14424288cosmo plsfics when
>>14424292Close. There wasn't a Lyra human, was there? I only watched that movie once.
>>14424293What is happen?
>>14424128what's the difference hur hur hur
>>14424317Soon anon soon.
>>14424339panis and vagoo
>>14424293Nothing. Just avoid anything Mewball like I do. The popularity has affected him and his fans are awful.
>>14424293but it is EXACTLY how mlpg is
>>14424342which oneis it the twilight one? please say yes
Pony saw you smiling at her, she just pretended not to notice
>>14424342>doctor octopus wings>tiny pony head>huge horse bodyWhat even
Pony smiled at you, but you legitimately didn't notice.
I miss SoAshamedPony
>>14424366Pfft, it's not like I like her or anything..b- baka
>>14423978OP, how does one pony pony?
Pony was worried her smile was too toothy
>>14424322>>14424334>>14424356>>14424358Sorry it's just the first time I ever went into one of his streams. Didn't mean to bring anyone's fun down, it just caught me off guard being a cynical jerk and all.
>>14424383I miss him too.>tfw no more scatfood fics
>>14424362the twilight one yes
>>14424393well, it's fairly simple, old chap. First you take pony. Then you poni it. After ponying the poni, you attach a second pony, thus ponying the pony, or exercising the act known as "poni poni".
>>14424399Nah that's okay, you didn't ruin anyone's fun. Everyone here is a cynical jerk.
>>14424436SHE'S WEARING SOCKSFUCK HER
pony will never dominate you ;_;captcha: services sadden
>>14424342it looks like this guy gave a serious attempt to use horse front legs and biceps but then fucked it up with a human ribcage and pelvis
>>14424448I cry e'rey teim
>>14424452her head is snake-like
>>14424452It doesn't get any better with the next few pics in that series either.>MORE WINGS MORE POWER
>>14424448>tfw>tfw gf is completely submissive in bed
>>14424402The worst part is that the only ponka one is absolutely disgusting
>>14424427>mfw understanding evades mefuck logic
>>14424469>tfw>tfw you will never have a gf
>>14424436Why is this pony such a homewrecker?
IF YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A FAGGOT MEWBALL
>>14424489Heh. I like that grumpy expression.
>>14424490I don't want to be an ugly, short manlet
>>14424469>tfw you and your gf will never spitroast Anon that wants to be dominated
>>14424497Is she a hero or a villain?
>>14424497Hey, I like both of those things!Do you think there's a board just like that one, but for ponies?
>>14424517Sweet dreams, loose pone.
>>14424513>tfw no gf
>>14424489grumpo poneshouldn't have been kicking a ded apple tree
>>14424489Now continue doing that please. I like the composition. You should bend the spine into the lean, not against it.
>>14424544I WANT THAT PURPLE STUFF
>>14424077bonbon forcefeeding mewanon to lyra
>>14424468>more wings more powerThat is an old motiff that calls back to the concept of the hierarchies of angels in old christian myth. The higher orders, like the Seraphim and Cherubim, have more wings than the lesser angels.
>>14424535>tfw no chubby, busty gf that has a 9" strap-on>tfw you'll never both go out to pick up a bi guy>tfw you'll never manage to pick up a girl
>>14424562>they're basically half-midgets with six wings>they're the most powerful things bare for godHue
>>14424580Actually not only are they bundles of wings but the wings have eyeballs on themHigher ranking angels as described in the source material are pretty much nightmare fuel
>>14424573>tfw no chubby, busty gf that has a 9" strap-onJust kill me now.
>>14424587>wings with eyes on themGood lord, that's even more terrifying then FiM's prehensile wings.
Surprisingly, the futa folio is good but too short to enjoy.6/10 would not buy.
>>14424562Of course, the extra wings weren't meant as a symbol of their power; one pair was to cover their face, one was to cover their feet, so they still only used two to fly.
>>14424604>luna's wings have eyes on them
>>14424587>Higher ranking angels as described in the source material are pretty much nightmare fuelThat's why I love the SMT4 Archangels so much. Just straight up nasty looking compared to their more normal design in the previous games.
>>14424517This bulbous pone is my favoriteHow do I dream of her
>>14424604In Revelation they describe shit like lions and eagles covered in eyes.It's some fucked up shit, man.
>>14424614>>14424562Where exactly is all this from?
>>14424628you pony the tulpa
>>14424607I think Kev deserves your dosh.
>>14424624what the fuck am I looking at
>>14424638Biblical sorts of things.There's a reason it said "Be not afraid" to those shepherds.
>>14424641I think you deserve to have your own opinions and fuck yourself
>>14424638the most popular fiction book there is
>>14424638Judeo-Christian mythology anonhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_angelic_hierarchy
>Knowing jack shit about christian shit
What would pony think about the country/state you live in? How different would it be compared to Equestria?
>>14424646>>14424646servants of god
>>14424689Thanks. She looks great.
Pone just shouted someone else's name while you came inside her.
>>14424689she looks so sleepy
>tfw no masochist gf to torture
>>14424689TIME FOR ALTERNATIVE HAIRSTYLES
>>14424664Mythologies are pretty interesting. I should definitely read more about this stuff.
>>14424712anonheydon't tip that thing at me
I don't know why you guys have to get all weird about it just because it's Judeo-Christian mythology. Even if you don't believe a lick of it, it's still a great source of weird-ass angels and demons.
>>14424705Just means i was doing a good job.
>>14424728they really are, you never know when you will run into a really damn cool concept or something
>>14424734omg chill yourself fs
>>14424705>Lady Amaltheagoodbye sides>>14424728They really are. Even when you're approaching it from a position of belief, the shit that is technically in the dogma can be pretty arcane.Early tales about the saints and their miracles can be fascinating, particularly the stories of their miracles.
>>14424760I'm calm I'm calm
Who and/or what is Lady Amalthea?
>>14424776The Last Unicorn
>>14424774You're a clam
>>14424776EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED GOOGLE?
>>14424776It'd be faster to Google than to ask, dumbass
>>14424746>red spy>>14424747>blu spy
>>14424787I am no such thing anonand take that scarf off that poor pony right this instant
>>14424776It's not even her real name, just some BS her wizard pal makes up after she's turned human.
>>14424823What you gonna about it fagit?
>"Hey anon!">"I'm you!"
>>14424810I tried to but it caused my browser to crash
Pony said you spend too much time thinking with your reptile brain
>>14424820>>14424796These gifs are amazing.
Princess Celestia comes to you bearing this message.
>>14424837HE'S GONNA CRY! HE'S GONNA CRY NOW!
>>14424853Ugh, why can't she come bearing me a massage?
Are there any good SFM videos?
>>14424838Don't be mean, Derpy.
>>14424850Not as amazing as you______
>>14424886Specify subject matter
>>14424876She looks so cute holding that newspaper in her mouth
>>14424820>White women post 1998muh fetish
>>14424892like, in genreal.
>>14424898>market gardener>not using the superior whipStrange version was worth every last bit of scrap.
Is this a faceplant?Or a facebutt?
>>14424895>those ballsHOLY FUCKING SHIT UNF
>>14424894She always looks so cute!
>>14424915dooks leave jessy alone
>>14424917Do you want pone, or is nonpone fine?
>>14424923>not using the market gardenerwork on your rocketjumps nerd>using the whiplearn your rollouts scrub
>>14424895>those horrible artifactspretty unf though.>>14424938nonpone is welcome.
>>14424931>i gotta hand it to you, Twi. These sandwiches are pretty good!
>>14424915I'm glad some girls don't shave their armpits. It's like a convenient red flag they're giving to everyone to let them know they're batshit insane. Saves alot of trouble.
>>14424931It's almost unreal
Pony says you look pretty good in fake hair
>>14424958that's pevertedand i only say that because i like it
>>14424943rocket jumps are useless all I do is go up in a straight line
>>14424964For the last time pony the I don't want the pubic wig. Just give me the sofa.
>>14424957I'm taking away your laugh license.
>>14424964T-this is my real hair
>>14424895This shouldn't be giving me a boner.
>>14424947She is so into that sandwich right there.
>go to google>little dwarfs everywhere
>>14425004Don't get me started on Google. I've been browsing /g/ and now I'm all paranoid.
Pony said watching anime isn't a hobbyshe walked away while mumbling something about neckbeards and weaboos
>>14424989That wasn't supposed to be funny. It's the most poignant scenes in the movie, reenacted by the most tragic of protagonists (shrek).
>>14424958MLPG hates rediv's booty tho (at least whenever I bring it up)
Multiple ponks think you're fun enough.
>>14425015>not using startpageI bet you even use gmail and facebook
>>14425014snipers never wave at me when I get shot.I try to wave all the timesometimes a spy even stabs my razorback
>>14425023But I don't even like anime
>>14425027But i don't want to be fun.
>>14425027I can die happy.
>>14425025>MLPG hates rediv's booty thoPlebs, all of them
>>14424977Try crouching in the middle of your jump and shooting at your feet while hugging a wall in order to get more horizontal jumps.l2rocketjump skrub
horses are dum sometimes
>>14425023I have only watched two animes in the last two years.Most anime is such shit
>>14425027Can someone post the gif of the third one from the left? (the most special one)
>>14425036THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION, ANON.
>>14425050draw them fucking
>>14425055But i'm not trying to be fun at all.I'm just a walking joke
>>14425050Now his sweater is gonna smell like horse all week
>>14425050That is a good horse. I want to feed that horse sugarcubes.
>>14425031I don't know what startpage is.
>>14425035And he still has not improved one bit. I guess he still gets lods of bronybuxx for as little effort possible; so who am I to criticize?
>>14425046>kills: 434, kills while explosive jumping: 4what
>all this neon horse
>>14425050I thought of the scene from Alien
>>14425081I just traded for the strange part yesterday, calm down
>>14425051Pony came back in the room, and looked at your post, then said tryhard faggot
>>14425056Go back to the steam chat.
>>14425050this is perfect pony to human ratio
>>14425071Look at the bright side anonAt least when people look at you, they can feel better about themselves!
>>14425091Reset the stats then.
>>14425094Should i try soft instead?
>>14425079just goog-oh you.https://startpage.com/
>>14425084>all this ugly horse
>>14425091YOU WANT MY STRANGE SHORT CIRCUIT, WRAP ASSASIN AND FAN-O-WAR?
>>14425115>touching foxesI hope that guy enjoys Echinococcus ultilocularis
>>14425084Not the cutest bg pony, but boy do i adore her color scheme.
>>14425117Why aren't you circlejerking with mewball?
>>14425126Well thats just like, your opinion man
>>14425141It's domesticated, it should be pretty clean
>>14424977>>>14425075this. also, if you can clear just the first stage comfortably means you're good enough to use rocketjumps in normal games. the other stages are mostly trick jumps that you will rarely ever need.
>>14425142Yeah I think she is cute regardless of what some anons say
>>14424943the double mellee range is just too funny
>>14425162That's cute as heck. I would tickle that little guy's gums all day, echinococcus ultilocularis be damned
is there anything new with the cosmo/sentenal drama thing?
>>14425126But she's not ugly on the inside, right?
>on Tumblr>somebody draws a really nice pony>gets maybe like 20 notes or so>Nanaki posts old pictures of Windows mascot girls>4,000+ notesbut why
>>14425141I hope I don't catch NERD syndrome from YOU
>>14425171At least you and colorblind anon can like her together
>>14425171Oh don't get me wrong, she's adorable.
>>14425183It's only a problem if you kiss the fox or if you have an open wound, iirc.
>>14425188Established furry circlejerk.
>>14425141>Echinococcus ultilocularis*Searches*Oh my that's not fun at all
>>14425189That's not nice
>>14425188>on MLPG>post a picture you drew as Anon>no replies>popular drawfag posts quick sketch>MLPG blows their collective loads all over themPopularity is really powerful, Anon.
>>14425183Vulpes Vulpes are the cutest real life animals.
>>14425213Post the image, anon
>>14425213>hurr durr i only want attention
>>14425220Pones getting blushy over trivial things.
pony was just diagnosed with euphedorautism
>>14425225They're like dogcats.
>>14425225Is it fairly easy to domesticate them
>>14425228No. You see now you'll just look at it to show me how fair you guys actually are. I'm not looking for attention, I'm just pointing out something I've noticed.
>>14425240Twilight checked/counted all her books and put them all back neatly and pushed all her new hats aside and just said that doesn't exist
>>14425195She is also the alpha mare of the flower trio it seems, as she is the only one of them that never vanished from the show for long periods of time
>>14425255They're not the most domesticable animals, no. Depending on where you live it's not even legal to keep one.The Russians have a breeding for domestication project going on, i hear. If i were to get a Redfox pet i'd look into that. A real wild fox is a ROYAL handful.
>>14425264>You see now you'll just look at it to show me how fair you guys actually areNo I want to see if you got no replies because what you drew was really bad Something else you should notice is that mlpg popularfags draw reasonably well. If you're not a popularfag, your drawings are probably terrible.
mewball you're a faggot.
thanks for coming to the stream erryone
>>14425270Her books are outdated.
>>14425293>not having him filtered
>>14424587WaitWas that one guy in Hellboy 2 a Seraphim then?
>>14425281>The Russians have a breeding for domestication project going on, i hearIt actually started in the 1970s as an experiment to find out stuff about domestication by using a species of animal that was never domesticated.Interestingly the only thing they selected for was flight distance, but despite that many of the foxes have developed floppy ears and dog like behavior up to the point that some of them have become more or less dogs.
what would having a pony be like after the novelty of it wore off
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14425321I honestly miss nothing from having him filtered. If he ever does decide to art, and I ever decide to care, I can just get it from derpibooru.
>>14425339>My crotchtits aren't that big!>...are they?
>>14425339How does pony even turn on my laptopFuckWouldn't my keyboard be too small for her freakishly huge hooves
>>14425339>I go in your kitchen and lick all your spoonsThis will never not be hilarious
>>14425339What do you mean after the novelty wore offand a pony is a roommate or more, anon
>>14425339Like any other person.
>roommate knocks over my deep frier>spills all the oil>blames me for leaving oil in there after a single use
>>14425308He got rid of Kraut for us. He has done us a great service.
>>14425339They'd be a living breathing intelligent being fully capable of having conversations, and their own opinions and beliefs. How would that novelty wear off?Unless this is a jab at the novelty of marriage, oho, you're a sly one Anon.
>>14425371Did you punch him in the dick, then blame him for being in the way of your fist and that your hand hurts and it's his fault
>>14425371He's got a point.
>>14425371>living with other people ever
>>14425327No but they definitely took inspiration from the old school nightmare fuel angels when designing that character
>>14425371Deepfry his favorite things.
>>14425322>domesticated silver foxAll of my yes.I wish fox pets were legal around here.
Which pony enjoyed The Marshall Mathers LP 2 the most?I bet it was Fluttershy
Pony is wearing your sister's/girlfriend's/mother's underwear.
>>14425339Pony is a sapient, intelligent speaking creature capable of holding and conversing opinions and hobbies.It's pretty much the novelty of having a roommate.
>>14425188>on tumblr>post a drawing you spent an hour on>1 note>post a dumb joke that took 2 seconds to come up wih>2000 notes
>>14425363But they are My Little Ponies>>14425380I figure after years of living with a pony that the novelty would wear off a little like anything elseIt would be terrible if they had a shitty personality
>>14425390>>14425417>>14425371Deepfry the apartment
>>14424012Is there a Nazi Pony?
>>14425392>The total cost of importing a fox, including the purchase price to the institute, is $8,900 USDhttp://www.domesticfox.com/#!buy-a-foxKnock yourself out
>>14425371>>14425417>>14425423Hey hey, Billy, can you deepfry his teeth?
>>14425423Deepfry THE WORLD
You wouldnt deep fry a pony, would you?
>>14425339The novelty of "holy fuck its a pony!" would wear off eventually but I'd still love having pony around and enjoy her company
>>14425439I can afford that, but it's not legal in my country.
>>14425460Thats why I love Pinkie
>>14424760This is more like 50s housewife pon
>>14425453Pfft, n-no, that's silly
>>14425322i watched this a year ago, and i was waiting to drop some mad knowledge on these fools. Thanks for ruining that for me
>>14425453Most people can't tell the difference between horse meat and beef unless you let them know beforehand.Deepfriend beef isn't all that good but it is edible.
>>14425405They'd probably be too big for ponyPony is tiny
>>14425339>I arrive in your bedroomi still can't
>>14425445When everything is deepfried, nothing will be.
>>14425485I've been waiting to use these sources for ages too Anon.>>14425471>having this much dispoable income.Starving neet artist is surffering.
>>14425512I see you've never visited the South
Show discussion: One thing I find shows this cartoons/comics quality is that each of the characters have their own contextual way of speaking. Meaning that each of their personalities are unique enough so that you can't just switch around dialog between say, Pinkie Pie and Rarity, without changing up the details
Would you like eat a pony? Not sexually or anything.If someone prepared you a magical horse would you eat it?
>>14425556Only if it's a food pony.food ponies don't get hurt if I literally eat her cunt out.
>>14425548who caresthis show is only useful for fetishes
>>14425548But what if Rarity was Pinkie Pie?
>>14425548Well, that's just kinda how dialogue works in general
>>14425578>"Dinner" will never be a thing
>>14425556Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good horse.
>The Cakes buy a new giant deep fryer so they can make fresh doughnuts>Pinkie Pie is in love>She's just sticking all sorts of things in there and eating them>Carrots, candy bars, apple wedges, paper>She grabs a phone>"Rainbow Dash! Dude seriously, you got to come over here.">"Pinkie how did you get my number?">"Just get over here!"
>>14425600Fuck the fics, make food pony porn arts.
>>14425607>work at a fast food placei don't like deep fryers atall
>>14425593That's how GOOD dialog worksThere's plenty of shitty cartoons where you can interchange lines between characters and it wouldnt stand out
My little aroused ponies.
pony should wear bandaids on their vagina
>>14425589C'mon, you can't say you've never been just a bit curious!
>>14425629the nose knows
Would you feel better if pony kissed you on the lips?
>>14425633Anon, no. adhesives and the tiny little hairs near their hoo-haa does NOT mix. nuh uh.that's a whole world of ouchies right there.
>>14425630I'm sorry. should I stop? I've been drinking
>>14425629>that feel when there is nothing that makes you special
>>14425645Uhm, you're giving me the temptations again, Pinkie...
>>14425607>Soon she's grown tired of conventional deep frying>Moves on to...unconventional methods>Deep frying the deep frier turned out to be a less than ideal plan
>>14425653I always feel better after my gf__ kisses meI bet pony would make me feel just as good
>>14425658Not even if they wore it sexually?
>>14425676You seem to have made an error
>>14425676you BLEW IT
>>14425695I apologize, I have no idea how it even sent me here
>>14423978>"Mom, I think my horse is retarded"
>>14425711no worriesjust don't do it againor else
>>14425683>Pinkie deep fries her tail>It's fucking delicious>Soon she's deep frying pony hair everywhere>Up until she decides that normal pony hair isn't enough anymore>She's got bigger, wavier hair in mind
>>14425702I'm being super serious, Anon! I tried to wear a whole suit made of bandaids because I had run out of white cloth and Rarity wouldn't let me have some because she said I would just get it all dirty and unusable and so anyways I was going to be a mummy so I had to use bandaidsand hoo-ee, Anon, taking that off was SUPER un-fun! I still have a few uneven spots in my coat.
>>14425716oj im sorryI'm going to punish myself by watching Equestian Girls for teh firs time
>>14425756where's the dingle dangle?
>>14425763No, you fool. You aren't liquored up enough for that.
>>14425763woah we didn't ask you to commit sudoku man
Pony was having nightmares and was wondering if she could sleep in your bed with you.
>>14425747I demand to know more for research purposes
>>14425798>>14425776Shh. you can't stop a man once he has made a decision.
Guys I want to draw pony but everyone gave me retarded requests and I'm not for sexual.
>>14425802Tell pony this ain't a picnic, and she better sack up
>>14425802Pony we only have the one bed.
>>14425717I bet Rarity has a guilty pleasure of being a slut. The very idea of being lewd and used for satisfaction gets her off.
>>14425834Pony doesn't want to sleep at the end of the bed this time. Your feet stink.
Is Fullerton still on the show?
>>14425823Pick your favourite pony and draw her in some action poses.
>>14425750If say one more bad thing about Rarity I will beat you up.
>>14425812There's not really anything to talk about, Anon. I mean, other than being sticky all over and having patches of my coat tear off, but those are un-fun things, Anon.
>>14425849the very idea of that getting her off gets me off
>>14425860Pony was always welcome to sleep under the covers. Why pony insisted on sleeping out of them I don't know.
Pony recommends fiber so your stool will be more regular
>>14425885well, just another reason to not look forward to season 4
>>14425893>so how do you want to fuck?>I dunno, how do you want to fuck?>I dunno, how do you want to fuck?>I dunno, etc etc
>>14425903tell pony she has no epxerience with human biology and should stop telling me what to do.
>>14425888You could maybe show us these patches of uneven coat, among other things.
Define 'slut'How many stallions would she need to bed to be a slut?
Pony says just do what she tells you and nobody gets hurt
>>14425903it is regularit happens once a day, around the same time
>>14425915N-no, Anon... they're around my no-no spots...
>>14425917If its not me, shes a slut
>>14425918When did she quit?
Do you think Rarity would like a guy or even date a guy that beat up someone that insulted her?
>>14425947Hell yeah man.I wish we had more art of it.
>>14425910She did write one episode for season 4
>>14425947Did Discord just try to kill Applejack with an IED?
>>14425972I think so.
>>14425927>those grapes are sour anyway
>>14425970ok so she's still on the show?MLPG you are giving me contradicting information here!
Who is this pony?
>>14425972>>14425978She falcon kicked that apple, idiots.
>>14425947WHY CAN'T AJ BE THE STRONGEST FUCKING PONEFUCKING WHY
>>14425980This General taught me this story, and ever since, i've seen it used 3 times, all here in this General
This filly wants to sit on your desk and watch what you do on the computer
>>14425993Go back to the steam chat.
>>14426000It's a pretty basic fable about cognitive dissonance.
>>14426005Sure. Just fly up here.
>>14425993Because the writers are complete asshats and bitch niggers that fold for hasbro like wet chinese tissue paper.
Pony said you look tired. Pony is wondering about those permanent bags under your eyes
>>14426005I'm reading guides on how to write fiction. Its not going to be very exciting.
>>14426005i'm not at my deskshe can sit next to me while i have an arm around her, though
>>14426020Shit has to get done. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
>>14426005I dont have a desk
Pony is speaking in tongues.
>>14426012So is Spec Ops: The Line, but there's no need to mention it all the time!
>>14426012yeah, i was just saying since i haven't seen it referenced outside this one thread, it's almost as if it doesn't exist anywhere else.
>>14426005I don't have a deskI'm on my bed so she can lay next to me if she wants
>>14426030>>14426024what are you ponying in, a bed?
Applejack asks you not to ruin this for her, it's her first time.
>>14425849Who drew this?
>>14426005>Scootaloo jumps onto the desk.>Right into the waiting embrace of ceramic bowl.>Stew. Stew everywhere.
>>14426028Pony says healthy diet can contribute to more energy and livelihood. Pony also read that a healthy sex life is beneficial, but Pony is not so sure.
>>14426050Yes. I like to be comfy.
would you give pony's ass a good slap
>>14426050I have HD TV set up to my PC tower on a night standScootaloo can sit on my lap. Or next to me if that seems lewd, thought I just want to hug and pet her
>>14426053>Anon ask her to slow down>Ask her to not bounce so hard>Starts crying
>>14426053So then anal?
>>14426059Tell pony to provide for my diet then. And provide sexual. If they care so much about me then.
>>14426010This shit never loads for me.
>>14426058>The soup finds it's way into the collar of your soup and starts to slide crudely down your chest>you can really feel it
"Things you describe your wallet with, but not your favorite pony."
>>14426042>>14426030Pony says it's not healthy to be on the computer in bed. It messes up your sleep hygiene
>>14426033I found that game to be kind of pushing it. But I guess that's because I find "modern shooters" to be trite to begin with.>>14426040Most people don't use the term grapes, but it pretty much means the same thing. That people hate what they can't have.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
>>14426040It's used constantly on /v/
>>14426005there's not enough room on my desk, put you're free to watch from a different vantage point.
>>14426080It's got a nice plump slit I can insert cards in.
>>14426065NahI would give her a playful buttslap though
>>14426089But she can't see from the floor
>>14426082>>14426066I'm on a short chair
>>14426096well, you can sit on my lap or something, I dunno. There is no room on the desk.
>>14426059Hopefully I can substitute real sex with imaginative masturbation.
>>14426080Spreads open for money
>>14426005Shield your eyes.
>>14426080This here will actually protect my money!
>>14426105Since Fluttershy was easybabbymode last time I predict Soarin will take her place.
>>14426080On a chain.
>>14426077Same here.Any help?
>>14426102>in your lap?
Pony is going to cum ALL OVER THIS PLACE!
>>14426098Pony says that ok then, just don't sit down for too long, and practice good posture
>>14426077>>14426132update flash to latest?
>>14426146Yes, of course.
>sombra is the first boss
he went down in like two kicks
>>14426156Huh. Right.I fucking hate flash.
>>14426160>ah, he criedThe way she says that...So cute!
>>14426085it's funny how foxes have little hands
>>14426151I quickly place my mouth over pone's cooch.Accident avoided! 5*
>>14426010>go into bonus level>can't leave>have to refresh pageBroken.
>>14426150Reading this>>14426173Then thismade me feel the same way i did when i saw Crystal Empire
>>14426220would I what?
>>14426220Is the real Pinkie inside?
these guys were harder than sombra
>>14426005I've got an L shaped deskIt's literally perfect for herI'll go get her a blanket and some pillows
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>14426220Only if there is both a puffy vagina and a hyper futa mare cock with heavy, sagging nuts.
THE TIMBERWOLVES WERE HARDER THAN SOMBRERO Also Mac's little kick sucks dick,
>>14426220Pinkiesuitanon took more pictures?
>>14426229Why don't you reach in and find out?
>>14426220That's a big plush.
>You see, it's quite simple, Twilight was a threat to my master's plan, so I took control over her body. All I had to do was spread a little havoc, until you were utterly convinced she had gone mad with power, and abandoned everything you taught her. Now that she's no longer a princess, and her bond with the Element of Magic is, how'd you put it? "permanently severed", my master can carry on with her conquest. Y'know my favorite part of all this? I may have been in control of all of Twilight's actions, but she was still conscious the whole time!
>>14426267>>14426275FUCKI'M HEARING IT
>>14426230Just like on the show, the ydid more then him too!
these guys are even harder than sombra
Purple is rubbing on you.
>4th level bossfuckkkkkk
>>14426312I'm more of a blue kind of guy, sorry purple
>>14426273>FANFICTION>Lol let me skip all that getting an audience to love a character and move right to the easy shit, killing them/torturing them for a quick emotional reactionLaziest fucking writing ever. Worst than ocs.
>>14426275Another thing i disliked about this episode was all the new poses they did, they all looked bad, this one included, and the one where she looks str8 up into the sky
>>14426312I love pony, too.I'd give her lots of pets and attention, but we need to go to bed
>>14426312I'm rubbing on purple.
>>14426312I hope she doesn't stain.
>>14426336>mommahwas that necessary
>>14426312I'd pet that pone
>>14426312I-I've got a girlfriend, poneN-not that I don't like youIt's just I've been with her for so long, I really think it could go somewhere
>>14426336Just do you best, sweet heart
>>14426336And you never will, because you don't have any talent!
trixie is a pushover
What would you get pony for christmas
these were actually not so bad, all you have to do is jump over them with the platforms
>>14426336>tfw you wil never be fluttershy's mom?
>>14426363All of the ponies are pushoversThey're like five feet tall at most
>>14426368Some pantiesThey don't know any better so they'd just wear them around town
>>14426363Trixie is the Highest Level Unicorn.
Pony can't even look at you
>>14426312why is purple such an affectionate color
Princesses are putting on a private show for you.
>>14426368Diamond earringsBet you can't guess my waifu
>>14426105>tfw the page shows up blank>can't play it;_;
>>14426010>http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/games/mlpfim-adventure-ponies-2I have the latest version of flash and I still can't play this shit...Is it murrika only?
>>14426363I'd push her over!no, seriously though, I would
>>14426387Trixie is mid level who got a pay to win item to hide her inadequacies
>>14426394Purple is only half, at best, as pinkThe most affectionate color
>>14426385>>14426387I'm talking about the game silly.Also >changelings final boss>no bug butt
>>14426385>5 feetnigger what are you doing? Do you know how MASSIVE their head would be at 5 feet?
>>14426362Come on dude, there's no way someone that young has enough experience to live up to your standards. Give her a break.
>>14426392Pony needs glasses
>>14426435I know exactly how snuggly they would beVery
>>14426400B-but why me?
>>14426417Nah, she's the highest level. Twilight isn't even a contender (being an alicorn) and we haven't seen anyone more powerful than Trixie.>Rarity>capable of sewing with magic
>>14426432Tara Strong pony is fun.
>>14426419i don't knowpurple seems pretty snuggly
>>14426394>tfw you will never have a little twily of your own
>>14426410GODDAMMITI DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO IMITATE THAT FAGGOT AGAIN FUCK 4CHAN X
trixie was harder than sombra but mostly annoying as she shoots lasers as you climb for her amulet
FUCK THE PHYSICS IN THIS GAME
>mac collects the element of magic>Shining armor is laughterI sense a new main 6
>>14426467>high level>outplayed by the local librarian and her schmuck friendsHeheh yeah right
>>14426473Clearly you have never had a big cuddly pink pony snuggle on you
Pony said love is just the fear of being alone
>>14426481What if I want a little Flutters?
>>14426505>everyone bullies Trixie>heheheNice guy.
>>14426505>local librarian and her schmuck friendsThey were literally just some haters who couldn't shut the fuck up and watch a magic show
>>14426517That's okay, too, I guess.
>>14426517Fluttershy clearly doesnt want to snuggle and be affectionate
>>14426517I'll get a little filly DashThen we can set them up on play dates
>>14426517>No anon! Last time you rubbed my belly we lost 3 weeks to it!>Angel nearly starved we can->Ahhhhhhhhh~
>>14426530she went to prom dressed as a wizardshe clearly had it comming
>>14426530Why the fuck is there an apple in the vending machine?
>>14426530Trixie is a violent bitch
>>14426532>They were literally just some haters who couldn't shut the fuck up and watch a magic showBoasting is bad!
When will Trixie be part of the main cast aka Twilight and friends?They need a backstabbing, douchebag, coward friend.
changelings are goddamn niggersand way harder than sombra
Would you be able to say no to a sad pony?
>>14426580Pony is not for sad.
>>14426565Someone kept eating them. All the apples.
>>14426580Of coursespare the rod, spoil the pony
Being a dog in Equestria must be really nice.
>>14426532DYEWTS anon it wasn't even a magic show she was challenging people in the audience to a duel and when she won she wouldn't shut the fuck upBitch got served
>>14426577I love changelings.
Sombra was harder than the Timberwolves on Shining Armor.They dropped from one laser.
>>14426566No fair, she was possessed by the Alicorn Amulet.>>14426554>bullying people based on appearanceTwist wears funny glasses, she has it coming.
>>14426504>spitfire is honesty
jesus why is shining so useless against sombra
>>14426580I'd do everything I could to make Pinkie not sad
>>14426598Except after they removed the amulet, Trixie still tried to use magic to vaporize Dash
Anyone want to battle?We could just grab a team of some random shitmons strewn around the PC.Go to the 3DS thread on the sub.
>tfw Trixie and GIlda won't become TR
>>14426530>>14426532>Visit town, challenge people to duels, insult them the entire time even when you win>Get outplayed>Come back with a fucking ancient artifact of extreme magical power and attempt to take over the town and enslave it's inhabitants>get outsmartedThere is literally no redeeming quality about Trixie. You just want her to dominate you in bed.
>>14426594Is this one a changeling?
>>14426618>Trixie still tried to use magic to vaporize DashI can't say I'd blame her, I'd do the same.
>>14426504>Elements of friendship with benefits>Mac is sex appeal>Shining armor is persistent stalking until she loves you>Spitfire is abusing a position of power>Braeburn-incest>Anon's also there for reasons he doesn't even know.>And sweetie belle is the element of -magic lets just say magic.
>>14426598>Twist wears funny glasses, she has it coming.Exactly
>>14426631>tfw Trixie and Gilda won't become Total Recall
Holy shit Shiny sucks dick in this game
>>14426649No, that's worst pony
>>14426645Is it weird if I want to snuggle submit her nonsexually?
>>14426666Iiiiiiiiis this one a changeling?
>>14426645>There is literally no redeeming quality about Trixie.Thanks to the show staff, they could give her a backstory, or redemption, but NO.She's treated like Sombra, just a villain to kill.
>>14426530Who do you think she went to the dance with?
>>14426567yeah right, bitch. Your only motivation was showing everyone how good at magic you were. You didn't even care if it was "the right thing to do">>14426590That was part of the act
>>14426682No that's best Princess
>>14426683you give this show too much credit
>>14426683No one has ever been killed in this show
>>14426683That's all she is though.A character can't be more than what's in the show. No sense in speculating on what could be.
shiny is really weak
>>14426687After snips and snails turned her down to be minions, she just sort of went by herself.
>>14426687By herself, nobody asked her out, which is why she was sad. But she partied hard when she got there to show off.
>>14426695Oh my god it's Seth
>>14426614>>14426665He isn't that good until you unlock "wife throw"
>>14426631>Trixie and Gilda become Team Rocket>they try their hardest to get the attention of twilight and dash and bullying the others>they end up being two new elements of harmony
>>14426707He's no weaker than Twily was last game.
>>14426683But at the end she was clearly trying to make amends, but is till her boastful self doing so
>>14426703What? Sombra got vaporized, no redemption.IIRC something similar happened to Chrysalis.
>>14426698Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis this one a changeling?
>>14426711>>14426714Would you have taken Trixie to the prom?
Tex-mex, Chinese, or burgers?
>>14426504>>14426600>zecora is loyalty
>>14426746Yeah but I'd be staring at flash the whole time.
>>14426742He was like already dead or like a magic spirit or something. Cheeselegs is also still alive.
>>14426746Yes, she was 3rd qtest person horse
>>14426745Nope, that's something completely different.
You think Twilight is going to abuse her powers when she starts to get stronger?
>>14426747What would your favorite pony choose?
ok, going toe Watch Equestian Girls for the first time.If I've wronged anyone, I just want to say sorry one last time
>>14426649>>14426682Everyone back to the base, partner
>>14426711i'm mad that's their thing>Sorry Trixie, we got a really good gig being complete tools for another evil bitch
>>14426766This is literally the gayest post
>>14426745No, that's worst pony
>>14426777They all have meat in them, so none of them.
>>14426761and also just as shit as big mac
how to fix mlpfire meghanmake all of twilight friends alicornsgive them a mechawrite a good villainthere you go
What if pony did this to you?http://images.4chan.org/r/src/1383877734339.gif
>>14426789Which is ironic because I thought it would be less gay than actually mentioning my waifu.
>>14426658Sweetie Belle is the element of swallowing
>>14426783omg u offended me pls respect my opinions
>>14426746I'd take her to the prom AND the afterparty.
>>14426776>startsShe's already full alicorn. All those alicorn tier spells she couldn't so are a breeze now.But she doesn't seem like a spell abuser.The only times she has done so before was to help somebodyExcept lesson 0 where she tried helping herself
>>14426807Your post was so gay that I don't think anyone else in MLPG could top it.
>>14426776>Change dash into a stallion>Hey dash wanna go out>What the fuck twilight what did->Zap>Yes master
>>14426746Yessomeone post the cap. I lost it.
>>14426805360 and walk away
>>14426828>Except lesson 0 where she tried helping herselfWell yeah, that would be evidence that she's capable of doing that if anything
>>14426815Whoa, what makes you think you two losers would get invited to the after party?
>>14426830Careful you'll summon EA or that braeburn spammer.
>>14426833the guy that filters pony names to be the word "master" doesn't know what's going on when he reads this
>>14426830I put dicks in both ends and even I'm not that gay
>>14426850Jokes on you I am the Braeburn spammer
>>14426845Oh but she wasn't in her right mind there. It's not like Twilight freaks out over small things and makes a mess using her magic often? Right?
True Facts:Ponies are unable to get up if they fall flat on their backs
COME ONMAKE TRIXIE AND GILDA MAIN CHARACTERSFUCK
So whats new?>>14426802>mecha>make all alicorns.no
>>14426828>this is what unicornfags want you to believe about the ease of using magicAscension only gave her wings. And we're already shown an episode where she has trouble handling her wings.I wouldn't be surprised if her magic level is still around the same.
>>14426848But I thought ponies were about love and tolerance..This isn't like my Canadian flashtoons...
>>14426874>I can't stop thinking about Trixie!
>>14426881I wish I looked that good in a hammock
>>14426888I don't know what they taught you back in pony world, but bad magic tricks aren't enough to get you an invite.
>>14426874>You'll never roll twilight up into a bedsheet burrito and carry her around the house
Pone is looking behind her.She sees you and asks why you are staring at her funny.
>>14426883Well after Trixie showed back up with her alicorn-mode enabled necklace I'm inclined to think that ascension does carry the increased power immediately. We just haven't seen it yet.Luna and Celestia both move huge celestial bodies. Daily!
Pony held you accountable for every bad thing you've ever thought about doing
>>14426914>ANON PUT ME DOWN!>"Burritos can't talk"
>>14426918>YOU'VE GOT SOME SHIT ON YOUR TAIL
>>14426921Why not just make everyone an alicorn, then?Saves the problem of having filthy mudponies.Also holy shit, when are you going to update Who's Who?
>>14426934get that oc shit out of here
>Gilda>gets a horn>is now an alicornwhat do
big mac = magicshining armor = laughterspitfire = honestyzecora = loyalty
>>14426949I want an Applejack puppet
>>14426918Well pony, you're staring at me funny.
>>14426947It only makes her a futa.
More magical items when?
>>14426918"I am fond of larger-than-average posteriors and am unable to fabricate falsehoods to state otherwise. I am aware that others of like mind are similarly bound to the truth. For you see when a young lass approaches with a very appealing hip-to-waist ratio I become visibly aroused."Then I fetch the eggs
Hey!Stop ponying so hard.You'll wake the neighbors.
>>14426931>Keep her wrapped up wriggling to get out>Start putting fiction in the nonfiction section>Dealphabetize her teas>Write a letter to pinkie on her stationary asking for a huge party this weekend>Only let her out when you realize it's going to be really really cold on the couch without sheets
>>14426962What would you ever need one for?
>>14426921I really have my doubts on them moving it everyday but I think they recieve most of their powers on the sun and/or moon
let's be honest this would have happened on the show if zecora went to the crystal empire
>>14426990What's Zecora's special move?Does she jump high and slam it down real hard on the hoop?
>>14426961>Zecora = Mac>Fancy Pants = Shining ArmorC'mon, magic zebra can't get any magic zebra powers? This is bullshit
Big mac is magicShining armor is laughterSpitfire is honestyZecora is loyaltyFancy pants is generosity Soarin is kindnessThe new elements of harmony everyone
>"I saw you eyeing up my butt!·
>>14427006>"I saw your butt eyeing me up."
>light coloured hairTrixie is a Super Saiyan.
>>14426964Looks like she has fat lips under that spandex.
>>14427006>not eyeing up superior equine ass
>>14427006I did no such thing!Your accusations are preposteriorus.
Pony says you can come live in Equestria with her.She'll even give you a place to sleep and feed you, it'll be great!She says you'll make such a good pet.
I simultaneously love and hate this designI have no clue how to feel
>>14427054When you say "pet"...
>>14427068>I can't see shit
>>14427049>Not liking best stallion
>>14427054I am no pet
>beat game as all 6>says new pony unlocked>no new pony
>>14427099You are the new pony.
>>14427092pank has fit through smaller
>>14427074>>14427091Pony has lots of other pets, you'll fit right inThey are the most intelligent beings after all, you can't be equal
>>14427109She's asking for it.
>>14427082It's "Fancypants" not "Fancy pants"
>>14427000Aaaand Soarin = Spitfire.It's just the last game only with new level designs, recolored sprites, and no fun-as-hell OP Stare mechanic.
>>14426988Then what's Cadance powered by?
>>14427125Well I suppose...
>>14427068>angled chest directs sword blows upward to the neckNope
What positive treats do Gilda and Trixie have?I can only think about Hope for Gilda.
bitches can't handle fancy pants
>>14427156Gilda grabbed that apple, some people consider those treats.
>>14427156Gilda probably has some vanilla lemon drops, she seems partial to them
>>14427144That armor adds like 50 def. It doesn't matter how bad it looks