saine is nsaine

>>14416867
The big chorus ending to Smile Smile Smile.

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>getting ready to go to bed after vidya
>go to put any steam trading cards I got in-game on the market since I don't collect them
>most end up selling between 10 and 30 cents on average according to the charts
>one foil card I went to sell was at an average of $6

That's nearly half of what the game itself costed.

>>14416867
I've been wanting to make a bumper video using this

http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fderpicdn.net%2Fimg%2Fview%2F2013%2F8%2F5%2F391803.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7B1ZEtepNy4&start=0

>>14416893
>costed.
Go spend those megabucks on an education

>>14416900

Costed is a viable word depending on the context. I know, I looked it up before I made that post.

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Pony laughs at your tiny dick

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>>14416918

>>14416918
I think I would literally murder someone if they laughed at the size of my penis.

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>>14416923
>Peacekeeper

>>14416918
The average human dick is bigger than the average little pony dick.

>lose tablet pen because wanting to draw
>take it as a sign to go to bed for the night from god
>find it under alpaca plush pillow
Satan wants me to remain awake and active

>>14416918
PONY I'M 7.5" AND IT'S THICK
THAT'S AVERAGE FOR HUMANS
STOP LAUGHING

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>>14416930

>>14416906
Cost is an irregular verb
Costed is not the past tense of cost, cost is

>tfw 6" from the pubic bone

>>14416923
Imagine of those warheads where actually loaded with a nuclear payload.

>>14416918
I'm totally fine with the size of my dick

Mostly because it's 1 in 100 on Earth

>>14416867
Mushy moments like at the end of TLR, SiP, and the meteor scene and post escape scene of Owl's Well.

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>>14416820

>tfw 4.5

>>14416953
It's not your fault, anon.

We're here for you.

Every moment in the show reminds me that my life is permanently empty and bleak because I'm a self aware autist

I wish I could be like the bronies. A happy, embarassing idiot.

>tfw masochistic

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>>14416962
I wish I were a stoner, but then I reminded what stoners actually are.

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>>14416953
I'd totally fuck you in the butt
I like giving little guys reach arounds, especially when they're rock hard

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Pony wants to know the appeal of fish n chips

and how it compares to a burrito

>>14416969
Stop talking to yourself.

>>14416971
>tfw you'll never take Anon's massive cock up your butt while he jerks you off
Life is cruel

>>14416969
I know this feel.

>>14416976
What if fish n chips burrito

>>14416976
Fish and chips, as described by an upper class american that hasn't eaten one bite of fast food in their entire life.

>fish

Mercury laden rancid tasting meat dipped in boiling fat

>chips

Lumps of starch excavated from a sewage field in ireland that are both bland tasting and fattening

>>14416993
amerifits are the worst

>hurr no you can keep the bread from my sandwich humans didn't evolve to eat carbs
>or lettuce, you can keep that too
>*eats meat without utensils*
>*flexes massive natty arms*
>FREEDOM

>>14416937

That's confusing and counter-intuitive to how the English language works. It is almost always the speaker/writer's obligation to make things absolutely clear for the listeners by using precise syntax. This isn't Japan where everyone speaks in backwards riddles and assumes the listener will be able to piece together just what the fuck they're trying to convey. I somewhat knew writing "costed" was wrong in the first place, but I think it's stupid that most words are able to be made past-tense by appending an "ed" while a select few for some some God forsaken reason aren't. Every single rule in the English language seems to have so many exceptions that it's a miracle anyone is able to learn it.

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Come to bed already~

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>>14416969
>>14417014
>>14417005
>>14416979
>>14416962

What on earth are you people talking about?

>>14417014
>This isn't Japan where everyone speaks in backwards riddles and assumes the listener will be able to piece together just what the fuck they're trying to convey

Wrong

Welcome to English.

>>14417014
Nigga be trippin'

>>14417014
>Every single rule in the English language seems to have so many exceptions that it's a miracle anyone is able to learn it.

Read a fucking book
Use the magical information terminal you have at your fingertips

>>14417029
I'm arguing about grammar

PONES
IN
MECHAS

>>14417023
no
must finish writing out oubliettes and ogres fantasy fanfiction

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>>14417029
People being assholes. It's invariably people being assholes.
One more reason why pone is superior.

>>14417036

I know there will always be rules and exceptions in any language, but they just seem excessive a lot of the time.

>>14417029
I'm talking about wanting a big, fat 8" dick up my butt
I'd like it even better if he grew bigger over the years with him

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>>14417029
Not little girls shows for pussies and pedos, thats for sure.

Ponies are fucking gay. Yiff in hell furfags.

[top gear viewing intensifies]

>>14417029
QUIC BROWN OX UMP PVER HE Z OG

fuck

>>14417048

Nice bait.

>>14417029
My post wasn't about the grammar argument nor food bullshit.

I hate stoners but can't help to imagine what would life be like if I was one.

>>14417049
EA/Trapanon pls
pls find love

>>14417043
Anon

like

half the background and side characters are assholes

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>>14417048
>Irregardless
You can't get me that easily, Anon

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>>14417004

>>14417037
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUovke8f72k

>>14417051

QUICK BOWN OX JUMPS OE THE LAZY DOG

>>14417056
it's like normal life except instead of shitposting on MLPG and making someone mad you take an hour out of your weekend to smoke a bowl and read a book

Then you go back to your job and friends like a respectable member of society instead of an easily hated leech

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>>14417060
Grumpy != asshole
I'll give you Trixie, even if she's a qt

>>14417066

>average californian.jpg

>>14417029
>>14417051
>>14417069
QUIK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER HE LAZY DOG

Sidewinder x6

>>14417072
>grumpy
>disrespectful
>all around rude to almost everyone

Ponies are jerks

>>14417077

I bet you're still jealous of my "T"

>>14417059
I've got a girlfriend already
I love her very much

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>>14417051
>>14417077
>>14417069
QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Leopold FC500R w/ blues

>>14417070
Well I don't want friends and certainly don't want to smoke and I'm pretty sure I'm a respectable person of society.

I don't want to work, work is boring and probably hard.

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>>14417090

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>>14417079
What, they get along fine! Look at them go!

Double shift test is a false NKRO indicator

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I love this pokemon and I think it's because of ponies

>>14417100

The one on the left looks like she's a little special.

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>>14417103
Which ponies?

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>>14417067
That's neat.

>>14417103
it looks like a horses ass

>>14417100
So do a lot of humans. But if you pick a pony off the street they'll be a jerk.

In time you will realize that ponies are pony shaped humans and that they have all of our flaws

if it was any other way the show wouldn't be very good at teaching little girls about friendship

>>14417103
I hate that one. All those fucking assholes sending me it's pre-evolution through wonder trade and making me wait for it to evolve...

Amaura totally reminds me of ponies though

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George giorti

pony just turned into a doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpHcCKXg-zs

>>14417108
Which OC is this?
For being a piss OC, it looks okay.

http://derpibooru.org/465721?scope=scpe40338627f194cd1176e52decb1852b811a21c92d

Flitter ate the whole pizza pie that cloudchaser ordered for the three of you to share.

>>14417128
Ghost Light, by ReiDuran.

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>>14417128
ReiDurans

I'm kinda sure you know that though and just wanted to imply that it's from the oustide

>>14417128
its reiduran's OC

>>14417135
rub her belly and order some more

>>14417128
Elite it up, anon

>>14417135
and you couldn't post the image because?

>>14417135
Eat cloudchaser instead

Horse is normally too lean to taste good. This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

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>>14417146
Ocs are fun anon, don't lie.
That's why mlpg has it's own.

>>14417138
What the fuck is wrong with her legs?

>>14417154
rei drew them

>>14417154
Socks

>>14417154
I don't know, it wasn't Reis best job but I couldn't find another pic of that OC quick enough

>>14417154
Party jelly monster pone legs

>>14417153
MT only ever draws herself

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>>14417162
what

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Pinkie being silly is like 9 of the top 10 best visuals for me.

But I don't have the gif in original Panka.

>>14417162
yeah, sure. That ain't true

>>14417154
I'm not really that great of an artist, sorry.

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>>14417183

>>14417094
>i don't want friends
>i don't want to work
>I'm pretty sure I'm a respectable person of society.

This has to be a troll

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>>14417209
>troll

>>14417209
I didn't to be a respectable person of society you need those things.

I keep to myself, I don't bother anyone else and I don't take jobs away from people that need/deserve them.

i don't feel anything towards any of the ponies, i just like the show

but everyone else is all "pony this pony that"

>tfw don't like to pony pony

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>>14417214
>I don't bother anyone else

>>14417219
I don't bother people in real life.

>>14417214
How do you live without taking welfare money away from people that need/deserve it?

Are you a hermit that uses free wifi and eats a diet of squirrel and pigeon?

>>14417214
Instead you take the tax payers money

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>>14417221
>I don't bother people in real life.

>>14417214
Oh boy, are we doing this again tonight? Because last night was so fun!

>>14417224
Government takes the tax payer's money and give it to me, is it my fault the government does that?
>>14417227
But I don't, I don't go anywhere (besides the market to get food every month and McDonalds every day).

>>14417221
THIS IS REAL LIFE YOU HORRID SHIT

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO FUCKING ROBOTS

>>14417233
This is a board on 4chan, I'm not bothering you in real life.

>>14417232
>is it my fault the government does that?

Well yes. You don't have a real disability and lied to the government to convince them to give it to you.

Kill yourself.

>>14417232
>is it my fault the government does that?
yes because you signed up for it

>>14417237
SCRAPE YOURSELF OFF THE COLLECTIVE ASS OF HUMANITY YOU FUCKING INFECTED CANCEROUS PIMPLE

>>14417238
FUCK. I'M SO MAD I QUOTED THE WRONG PERSON

>>14417235
SCRAPE YOURSELF OFF THE COLLECTIVE ASS OF HUMANITY YOU FUCKING INFECTED CANCEROUS PIMPLE.

>>14417236
>>14417237
I don't really know if I have autism or not, but that's what the doctor told me.

I can't really work, I'm not good at anything to actually work a job and I'm certainly not a people's person nor have the ability to leave my home for anything other than food.

I'm not going to kill myself.
>>14417238
>>14417240
Why are you so angry at me for not having a job and having a disability?

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There is no pone here

>>14417244
I have a disability and have a job
go get a job and stop acting like refuse

>>14417244
AUTISM ISN'T A REAL DISABILITY

BOO HOO, YOU HAVE SHIT SOCIAL SKILLS AND ARE INSENSITIVE TO PEOPLES FEELINGS. THAT LIMITS THE NUMBER OF AVAILABLE JOBS YOU CAN HAVE LIKE NOT BEING A MUSCLEBOUND FREAK DOES.

SOURCE: I HAVE FIVE FUCKING AUTISM DIAGNOSES UNDER MY BELT AND THE ONLY THING IT EVER COST ME WAS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. FIVE. THEY DID AN MRI. AND ALL IT MEANS IS I HAVE TO MAKE A SIGNIFICANT EFFORT TO NOT BE A FLIPPANT JERK.

STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND GET A JOB FAGGOT

>>14417248
>>14417252
are you two related?

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>>14417247

Soon the hiatus will end. Soooooon.

>>14417254
They're the same person, anon.

>>14417252
>AUTISM ISN'T A REAL DISABILITY
Yep, a bunch of doctors and psychologists are wrong but a random guy on MLPG knows what's right.

>>14417256
No, MLPG is just filled with autists and cripples

How else would they find the time for ponying?

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>>14417255
ponetime will come
and there will be much rejoicing followed by less rejoicing followed by people being deliberate dickasses to stop the rejoicing

I'm going to marry Rediv!

>>14417262
position taken

>Wanting me to ruin what I have by getting a job
Fuck that.

>>14417268
how much money is it?

>>14417258
>Hurr it's a disability

Those doctors are greedy fucks that want to make every little potentially negative quirk a disability that needs expensive lifelong treatment in their quest for a perfect, well adjusted humanity that will never get anywhere until they wise up and start modifying the human germ line

An unpleasant personality isn't a disability after you find a neurological cause for it or a bunch of people that share its general characteristics. It's an unpleasant personality. Fuck any autist who thinks they're disabled, and fuck their victim complex.

>Oh, I can't get a job, I'm disabled
>Oh, I can't get a job, I'm a natural born shameless asshat

Gaffer

>>14417272
It's enough to have an apartment, internet, television, computer, ps3 and a wii u (that I don't use) and able to purchase lots of food every month.

610$ bi-monthly.
>>14417277
>He thinks it's a unpleasant personality
Holy fuck, and you're calling me an asshole?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7C5clA4q0

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>>14417259
I've got a job, gf, and uni and I still manage to find time to waste on pone. Mostly to the detriment of the latter

>>14417279
its like you knew I was still filtering it

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>>14417231
Looks like it. Fuck this gay earth.

Have fun with your circular arguments and butthurt.

I'm out.

>>14417287
Bye anon. Have a good time with sleep/whatever regular people do.

>>14417284
Then how did you see it?

oh boy the shitposters are here again

in before partyvan

>>14417291
I dont hide stubs because Im not a fruit

>>14417282
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7C5clA4q0
Why do we keep these people alive? it's not like we can cure them

It's always fun to hear from people who hate me for having Asperger's syndrome.

>>14417282
>aspergers
>severe enough to be a disability

Like hell. Join me and realize that you're barely autistic enough to be anything but ignorant to peoples feelings.

If you're normal enough to post here, you're not mentally disabled. You're a fucking asshole and a doctor has finally figured out why. Calling things like this disabilities is the way of making every little negative trait a disability if you can find it ruining life for more than a few hundred nerds

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>>14417260
But anon, it's always been pony time

>>14417305
>If you're normal enough to post here, you're not mentally disabled. You're a fucking asshole and a doctor has finally figured out why.

But "normal" to your average 4channer is "severely stunted emotional growth and completely incognizant of others' feelings."

>>14417305
>that heartless worldview

autism confirmed

how does it feel to share a disability with adolf hitler?

>>14417305
Why do you want me to ruin my life so much?

Not having a job is great, not having friends is great, I don't want any of that.

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I drew a thing for Dotkwa's birthday that was last week.

Would you help pony insert her suppositories?

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>>14417317

>>14417309
>severely stunted emotional growth and completely incognizant of others' feelings.

So a textbook asshole? Doesn't stop you from getting a job. Sadly, a bunch of textbook assholes are self centered and will delude themselves if it means not having to get off their lazy asses and do something. For this, we have therapists that to teach them about basic ethics and their role as human beings

More parents need to recognize asshole children and send them to therapy so they can become moral assholes instead of pathetic lampreys on the dick of the species

>>14417313
I don't have any friends but at least I have a job

>tfw job is mopping floors at a supermarket

>>14417326
There was a "want" or "exist" between "that" and "to teach" but I forgot to choose which one to use

>>14417326
I'm asking why do you want me to ruin what I have by getting a job.

>>14417314
>Tha'tsAPenis.

>>14417332

My money's on "because he's pissed that he can't get enough money to live comfortably and have disposable income handed to him for doing nothing."

Quick MLPG

Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash

>>14417343
Fluttershy. She's ten times better.

>>14417343
Fluttershy

>>14417343
Both
Kissing passionately

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>>14417343
Rainbow Dash!

She's the coolest.

>>14417355
>I'm a janitor
OH BOY

>>14417355
>destroys his yard
>"free food nigga"

Oh autism you so funny

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>>14417355
>I'm a janitor
Yeah I'll keep my autismbux

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Look at this cute chubby horse.

>>14417355
>Eating what you kill in a populated area
Anon I'm no hunting expert but I think you get superaids that way.

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pony wants to marry you

>>14417377
>not redivcon

>>14417377
>Rarity.gif

>>14417373
I live a few hours away from forest service lands. Saving up money for a deer tag or two buys you a lot of quality meat

Just don't tell anyone about all the grouse and squirrels you kill while you're looking for deer and silently toss them into that black plastic bag

>>14417383
I'd still think squirrels and wild deer would be chock full of parasites, ticks, and other wildlife goodies that would need to be sorted. But then I'm probably just a germaphobic city slicker.

>>14417399
That's why we invented fire, you know?

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>>14417377

>>14417380
But that's a dolphin

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>>14417414
>jugging

>>14417402
>penis inspection day

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Ya'll niggas postin' in a Bon Bon thread

pony hates you and thinks humans are terrible creatures

please get out of her boutique and go back to hanging around dogs and griffons like you smelly apes do, dear

>>14417435
What, you're not a dog?

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>>14417433
Or are we?

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>>14417433
FUCK YEAH SWEETIE DROPS

>>14417259

Hey man I have a good job with standard hours and I am here all the damn time. I even pony and autocad simultaneously. There are many varieties of people trapped on the ride.

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>>14417435
But I am!

Is the quest archive working for everyone else? All of Renne Quest and Braeburn Quest do not show up at all, and Celestia Quest starts messing up at entry 18.

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>>14417435
>dogs
>not bros
>not better than slutpone

the lyra human fanon is stupid

ponies do human things all the time. why is she the fangirl?

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>>14417435
Fine
Dogs are more fun anyway

>>14417455

No. Fuck this shit.

Lyra is the human fucker.

Bonbon is straightedge.

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>>14417462

Tell me about your dog MLPG

http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/65379685510/funrise-princess-plushies-spotted-in-walmart

>>14417469
He died yesterday

>>14417469
he hates me for not taking him to walk and never do funny things you see on gifs

>>14417469
he was an irish wolfhound mix

and he's dead. fuck you.

>>14417469
My dogs died January 3rd this year

Still haven't gotten another

>>14417469
Im pretty sure my dog is about to die

I wish I had a megabat.

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>>14417469
Dogs are shit.

Cats are shit.

I like pone.

>>14417469
She's diabetic and lays around all day
Probably her last year

>>14417475
>>14417478
>>14417480
>>14417482
>>14417487
>>14417495
Jesus fuck, MLPG.
Jesus.

>>14417502
I still have my cat though.

He's the best.

>>14417502
Dogs are usually things families get when the kids are young. It's not surprising that most mlpg right now has dead or dying dogs.

>>14417502
i kno rite

>>14417504
My cat was a kitten when I was in high school

I still live with my family and he always comes to me for feeding because I hardly leave the house.

>>14417469
>shiba puppy
>not dead or dying

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14417502
I still have a cat. He just had a severe epilepsy seizure a few days ago, though.

>>14417511
Your dog will die one day.

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>>14417511
I hope it doges to death

>>14417521
Epik forced maymay frend :]

>>14417502
My sister got a cat 10 years ago. Now it has arthritis and limps everywhere. :(

>>14417469

She's old but surprisingly energetic.

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>>14417571
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED, LUNA?
FOR THE NIGHT TO LAST FOREVER?
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>14417589
>Hellstar Rarity

>>14417593
Id read it

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Fluttershy to Gryphon TF. How do you like it?

>>14417646
pony is turning into a superior species

this is acceptable

>>14417646
unf

http://strawpoll.me/665918

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>>14417117
this my sister wont stop making fun of me for picking it

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>>14417651

>>14416879
Anon I have a foot fetish myself but paws would not be fun to lick or receive a footjob from.

>>14417686
To you, maybe.

I'd certainly lick those paw pads and sniff her fuzzy toes.

>>14417690
No anon it would be like licking sandpaper

>>14417679
you put your name on at the weirdest times

>>14417693
Have you licked paws before?

>>14417693
There are cartoon paws, anon. On a creature that doesn't even exist.

It's safe to imagine.

>>14417699
No but I've owned animals before and I've touched them

>>14417706
My cat's paws are smooth.

>>14417706
caw paws are soft and squishy last I felt

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>>14417711
>>14417720
Niggas your cats are house cats that stay inside all day and walk on carpet or hardwood.

>>14417724
Yeah, well Gilda flies sometimes.

And she's sapient, what if she moisturizes her paws?

>>14417730
>what if what if what if what if

I should've known better than to try and use logic in a fetishized situation

>>14417733
it's a fetish, logic usually goes out the window
just let him fantisize

>>14417733
You should have known better to use logic in a cartoon and mythological scenario, you fuck stick.

Plus the fact that she's sapient and CAN moisturize her paws is a good point, and you ignoring it doesn't change that,

>>14417738
Does Gilda really seem like the type who moisturizes their paws?

>You should have known better to use logic in a cartoon and mythological scenario, you fuck stick.
If you brought that up every time we ever talked about the show this place wouldn't exist.

>>14417741
But people bring it up all the time. It's the same thing as marshmallow hooves.

And what does someone that moisturizes their paws act like?

>>14417741
It gets brought up too often. That and "it's a little girl's show". There should really be a sign on the door

>>14417121
turn it up my friend

>>14417749
Why do we even call them hooves? The creatures they're attacked to barely count as horses as is

It's like comparing people as chimps

>they look sort of similar and make the same noises sometimes i guess

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>>14417698
well i rarely take it off since i don't post much

>>14417753
what in fuck is happening to my grammaer

>>14417680
Someone should take that gif where Spike is brohoofing AJ, and loop the part where he's trying to decide what hand to make. forever

>>14417758
I'm having the same feel

I blame the time

humans are objectively superior to earth ponies

if you were a human in equestria you could replace the whole apple family

but a unicorn could replace many more of you

Gilda is boring and probably doesn't maintain her paws at all.

Gustave on the other hand.

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Night Mlpg

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>>14417765
Goodnight

>>14417764
>You will never massage lotion into Gilda's paws until they're soft and smooth

G'Noit yall

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>Only one day off this week
>Hey Anon, wanna work on only day off?
>(no) yeah, sure ok
>mfw we're understaffed so i'll end up doing 2 jobs again anyways

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>go to equestria
>fuck wearing shoes, shit hurts my arches.
>fuck clothes, robes are comfy
>fuck shaving, it's a pain in the ass
>fuck not wearing a cool hat, cool hats are cool and should be worn
>fuck not carrying a staff, walking sticks are useful
>learn basic spells from twilight
>befriend a dragon
>WIZARD MODE ACTIVATED
>MARES ALL OVER MY DICK

>carry a big sword around, cause since when is a sword not useful?
i couldn't think of anything else

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>Go to Equestria
>Forced to work because of no autism-bits/welfare
>Spend my life stacking books and not trying to kill myself
>Ponies generally ignore me because I'm not a wizard
>Not enough INT to be a wizard
>Die Alone

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>Go to Equestria
>No good food
>No video games that aren't cabinets
>No TV
>No cars
>No guns
>No internet
>Pinkie Pie is annoying all day every day
>Ponies you'd want to talk to would actually be too busy to give you the time of day
>Rarity made you clothes that look really fucking stupid but she was proud of them so you're wearing them
>Don't have the funds to go adventuring
>Ponies are just as class-based as humans
>Probably going to get killed by Cerberus or a dragon or a manticore or a sea monster or a Diamond Dog
>Probably can't even use magic

Pony popped you in the mouth for being smart

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>>14417820

>>14417823
Pony has diplomatic immunity

Pony just told everyone exactly what it is you do all day

>>14417825
Pony is extradited for attacking a citizen

Pony is then howitzer'd

>>14417826
>breakfast
>browse mlpg and /vg/
>play vidya and watch tv shows
>few hours later get McDonalds for lunch
>go back to play vidya and watching shows
>hours later
>eat
>browse mlpg and /vg/ while watching tv shows
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>14417792

>fuck wearing shoes, shit hurts my arches
>not buying shoes with proper arch support
>getting cuts and scrapes and potential infections from going barefoot

A good wizard always wears the pointiest, curliest boots.

Pony just walked into the club like what up she's got a big cock.

>>14417829
Pony has a full pardon from the President

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>>14417848
Looks like this self-defense shooting is going national, then

>>14417838
nah she's just pumped, she bought some shit from a thrift shop.

Pony just called you a two pump chump

>>14417863
Well then she's going to find out what roofies taste like. And also what zip tied hands and legs feel like.

And what my basement smells like.

>>14417881
I sure hope you're selling rides

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>>14417838

Pony wa pony desu.

>>14417910
Why am I a dog? Why do I have a dick?

>>14417910
wow, thats quite a big cock she has there

I assume it's already been check out by a doctor

>>14417938
She's taking it there now

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>>14417856
Hey Applejack, can we go thrift shopping?

>>14417954
such pixels

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>>14417954
What a sexy doge.

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>>14417954

>>14417961
Creepy Curse should have drawn a followup with dirty zigger fucking doge.

I wish I were turned into Fluttershy's little colt.
There's something pretty unf about being age-regressed and being transformed, while being mind-broken to an extent.

>>14417974
>creepy curse

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>>14417972
>>14417959
will this thing ever fucking die

>>14417983
doge is eternel

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>>14417983
Not today

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When my pony heard "bomp bah bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bomp," every word went straight into her heaarrrttt.