While hunting for prey, the hydra caught a pony."You can't eat me," said the pony. "The Princesses of Equestria have appointed me mayor of the beasts. If you eat me, you'll be disobeying their orders. If you don't believe me, follow me. You'll soon see whether the other animals run away at the sight of me or not."Agreeing to this, the hydra accompanied her; and when all the beasts saw them coming they dashed away. Not realizing that they were afraid of him, the hydra thought they were afraid of the pony.>>14407513Previous thread.
>>14411512What a clever ponyMost of them are not very clever
>>14411512clever pony is clever
>>14411533And some are downright silly.
>there will never be an animated WPSHH gif
Can we all agree that Meghan is a piece of shit and why we are all so beta instead of just killing her off?
>isaac doing story OPs>mfw
>>14411512Is that a pic of our lord and savior Animatia Erroria I see?
I feel like being your friend~!
>>14411512Pony is very clever.
>>14411575>pinkie pie has moved out of your town
>>14411575Are you saying that all those other times you didn't?Fuck you too, Pinkie.Fuck you too.
>>14411512>Dogs show subservience by rolling on their backs and showing their bellies>Ponies do the same>With a scary enough nightmare night costume you'll soon see all the pony bellies
>>14411585>dinofag will never finish the game
thanks I needed a good laugh
>>14411614Ha.Now we can ignore him again.
I belieeeeve I can fly
>>14411614Who is that?
>>14411614>tfw can't enjoy TTGL anymoreFucking plebs.
>>14411657Oh GOD DAMMIT
>>14411614Ha. I was wondering where the hell he went after watching the old simulator videos shut up they're still funny
>>14411512I feel like I've heard that story before
>>14411614Oh man that brings back memories of autist enabling times, and when you actually drew porn and not just cockteases
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/1033/folder/1727/1/princess-celestia it says there is 12 items in this folder but it looks empty for me, please help?
>>14411614Thanks for the blog update.
>>14411657I should have learned my lesson
>>14411663just some dude who MLP loved to "troll" by giving him exactly what he wanted>>14411678>when you actually drew porn and not just cockteasesI drew porn like just yesterday
>>14411707It's only porn when I approve of it, you silly billy.
>>14411663>>14411666Story time, new blood. Once upon a time a /vp/ faggot jumped into the genera. He was in ultra denial about being a 2.3 fag. multiple /vp/ regulars confirmed that he legitimately acts this way, but GG drew a comic regarding how everyone was feeding an seemingly obvious troll.
>>14411696it's a good thing I haveI waited until someone else looked at it and repliedHah
sex with your artbando
>>14411713I already know that, anon
>>14411713Oi! What did you just say?
>>14411716He wasn't in denial, he just pretended to be so people would write smut for him and engage him in lewd discussions. Babby's first reverse psychology experiment.
>>14411729Stop with this bullshit. This is autism territory.
>>14411778>autismWhere do you think we are?
Your favorite contributor is offering you sexual favors for a place to stay.
>>14411707GG we all know you just wanted that attention for yourself
>>14411798>gumjob from weaverok
>>14411798I take cash or valid personal checks. I'll not be snookered out of living space.
Reminder that I hate you all.
Pony's belly is dragging on the floor
>>14411798Rule 63 version of you favorite pony is offering you sexual favors for a place to stay.
>>14411827Reminder popularfags hate attentionwhores. How ironic.
>>14411827well aren't you just a bundle of sunshine
>>14411829I restrict pony's calorie intake.
>>14411657>>14411657A hot dog bun overflowing with horse penis would be pretty unf.This is the opposite. Fnu.
>>14411839Pony is now crying.
>>14411855Pony will thank me once her belly stops scraping the floor and she has more energy.
>>14411707Why is this even an issue?
>>14411829Lk pls continue
>>14411596What game are we talking about?
>>14411592this is what pony belly feels like
>>14411879Just because everyone was playing into his shit, I guess.
>>14411856WHOA DUDE, SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>14411903Oh. Would it be multiplayer?
>>14411909>tfw no broquest with Jalm
youtube uses hashtags in the comment section now
>>14411909You're waiting for someone to ask where that's from, aren't you?
>>14411917>looking at the comment section>ever
>>14411932Yup. Totally fishing for replies.
>>14411917the worst commenting section on the internet just got better
>>14411909No idea, would have to ask Dino-Fag
>>14411917Nigga Fox news uses Hashtags, the fuck else is new?I haven't even watched Fox news in years, but i'm still willing to bet they do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTUlF7NA2oOH GOD MY SIDESTHREY ARE LOST FOREVER
>>14411941What game is this?
>>14411716I've been around a while I just don't make it a point to remember people like that.
>>14411955Thanks for humoring me.Something I've been working on. Content is a little sparse but all the main mechanics works right now.
>>14411954>IE is now kawaiIELolifox master race.
>>14411887Faceless pls go
>>14411974>there never will be loifox hentai loliraep anime
>>14411971Do you have a website/devblog or something set up?
>>14411988Good. I prefer tender loli loving.
>>14412014Nope.But I'm ready to start requesting help making content. Maps are editable in text editors and MSPaint. So are the character and monster files.
Pony just pissed on the peace treaty.
>>14411917>>14411931>>14411937>>14411943>>14411946You guys are missing the worst partThe harp derp extension no longer works
>>14412062I never really scroll below the video anyway.
>>14412045I really suggest setting up a Devblog and link builds and stuff. What kind of content are you looking for?
>>14412082People who are better artists than me.People to help make maps, monsters and balance the characters.I wouldn't say no to some ideas and maybe another coder.The basic idea is it's Gauntlet but with ponies.Not sure what to do about the pony special moves yet.
>>14412022How do you feel about oppai loli loving
>>14411909is that really you jalm? I thought you were dead
>>14412129Jalm IS dead.
MLPG, do you have the skills to pay for the prophesied bills?
>>14412120those ships are already huge as fuckand that explosion makes them look like toysjesus fuckPONY JUST WIPE IT OFF, YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT
>>14412176None of them are carriers, and battleships actually aren't that immense.It's a big explosion, but you're overstating it a bit.
pony movie night!
>>14412189Now pony can't sleep, pony wants to sleep in your bed tonight.
>>14412216only if she gives me a quick blowy
>>14411574with no visible horn we can't be sure
>>14412165MLPG doesn't have skills. They are all attention whores who lick the boots of popularfags.
>>14412188No, they're pretty big.
>>14412121After the thing with Mane 6 it's hard to feel comfortable putting effort towards something like this.
>>14411916Does anyone have the pic he did? I lost it.
>>14412188Actually there is a carrier in that detonation, USS Saratoga, CV-3She survived the surface detonation but the underwater one did her in
*rattles your bones*
>>14412233Awww yiss fleetweek
pony wants you to play freebird
>>14412256ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE BONES INSIDE ME?
>>14412254>You will never do in an aircraft carrier with your underwater explosion
Why can't pony quit you?
>>14412272There are more skeletons on earth than living people
>>14412272>not Apple Jacksis that the joke?
Don't forget to measure your pony to see how fast she's growing
>>14412291but Applejack doesn't taste like Apple Jacks
>>14412293And don't forget to cuddle your pony because cuddling is essential for healthy pony growth and development.
>>14412293pony's measurements keep changingI think pony is messing with me
>>14412293Is she getting measure for a new cutie mark? She seems to have lost her old one.
>>14412082What's an easy way to setup a devblog? Tumblr?>>14412248The good thing about this game is the content is completely separate from gameplay. My intention is to develop the game in a way it's easily modifiable. Right now the only thing pony about it is the title bar and the sprites.Worst case scenario I was going to give the pony files as fan work and the game as a game in a separate download.Speaking of download, where can I put a zip file up so that 4chan doesn't call it spam?
>>14412305Pony needs lots of love to grow.
>>14412289S-stop it anon, t-that's just an urban legend
>>14412315>your butt's grown an entire extra inch sine last time!
>>14412305Is it possible to overcuddle a pony?Could my pony become too cute?
>>14412342There are skeletons in space
>>14412362There are ALIEN skeletons on other planets
>>14412362Now you're just making shit up. You should be ashamed of yourself, scaring ponies like that.
>>14412327I guess dropbox will work, right?https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32092615/Pony%20Gauntlet%20build%200.1.zip
>>14412380Old skeletons turn to dustYou could be breathing in one right now.
>>14412342The average skeleton spooks over 11 million people every day
>>14412384Why does Lily always get the hilarious zoom freakouts?
>>14412394>>14412362>>14412397PONY REQUESTS THIS THREAD TO BE LESS SPOOKY THIS INSTANT
>>14412404>Fluttershy has been convicted of two counts of unwanted cuddling of a minor>She was also charged for overhugging animals but the charges were eventually dropped.
WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDRENWE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY
>>14412410because the flower pony gag was like the best one in season 1 and they need to bring it back big timePlus the animators seem to like torturing lily specifically
>>14412410She's very photogenic
>>14412327Tumblr works, you could also use something like Blogspot or Wordpress. As long as you can have your development updates and separate pages for info and downloads and stuff.Tumblr's probably pretty good for someone stumbling across your stuff if people reblog it. Lots of people use blogspot though, so there must be some reason for that. Fenoxo and Corruption of Champions is the thing that comes to mind.
Pony just WPSHH'd you what do?
>>14412414Pony just made it spookier!
HOLY FUCK LOOK HOW GODDAMN PINK THIS PONY ISSHITTHAT'S MOTHERFUCKING INCREDIBLE
>>14412435What's the punishment?
>>14412437But she's my favorite flowery pone. Why would they do such a thing.
>>14412456Hold my jaw and tell her it's rude to just slap me with her huge marecock like that; that thing is really meaty.
>>14412479She asks if you really think it's that meatus
Pony won't stop singing mmmbop
>>14412473Hey I am just glad they finally made her a real background pony. Before they *only* used them in their special gags, which caused both her and Rose to disappear for like 25 episodes
>>14412468Six hours of time out in the stocks so she can think about what she did.When she's done a full grown mare will be there to pat her on the back and tell her "there there" until she stops crying.Mandatory rehabilitation will be offered afterwards where she learns about space.
>>14412509It's a secret no one knows
>>14412466What about Pinkie Pie? She's like the Pinkest horse i know.
>>14412466I mean, she's -OK-saying it's incredible is a bit of an overstatement
>>14412530but that ponk isn't a ponk princess.atheists: 1ponkfags: 0
>>14412549I want one of those "not my president" edgy shirts with Twilight or Cadence on it instead of Bush.
>>14412549PINK PRINCESS GO GO GO
>>14412530Princess ponk is ponkiest ponk
It happened, it finnally happened!You made it to ponyville! You even made it as a pony yourself!there's just one little problem, when you walk into town, this is what everyone looks like.
>>14412594Will they still fuck pony me?
>>14412594>tfw you will never be the filly
HEY HEY YOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR WAIFU
>>14412594I'll take it!
>>14412594I have mixed feelings about this
Pony just trivialized marriage
>>14412606fuck you bitch
>>14412594So, humans and a furry?okthats fine
>>14412549>ponk isn't a ponk princessDude how far back are you? Are you still waiting for season five?
>>14412606but you're my waifu Dashie
>>14412594I'LL TAKE IT
>>14412604they'll cuddle you.and the little kids will occasionally ask to ride on your back.
>>14412621that's just spike, just wearing clothingIt makes sense if you think about it. Spike should always be a different species from the ponies. But since everyone now wears clothing, it makes sense for him to as well.
>>14412606NO WAYNO WAYTHAT JUST MEANS MORE FOR ME
>>14412629Do they have other normal earth level intelligent horses?
>>14412594With those terrible looking humans? Nope. Time to end it all.
>>14412645YesBut nobody thinks a talking pony is all that strange, even though you are he only one.
>>14412594I don't see any problem with this. Especially if I'm a unicorn.
>>14412662oh alrightI'll just get one of the stupid cartoon ponies to fuck methat's basically my fetish anywaysdeal!
>>14412643that nigga domesticated as fuck
>>14412614Do tellthey are not quite ponies, so it's not like they are being opressed by clothing
>>14412674i fully endorse this plan. I also feel a little bad about it
Your favorite pony is pretty cool
STREAM COMPLETEHave a couple of pictures. I will color this next.
>>14412699Oh yeah well your favorite pony isA pretty swell pony in my books
>>14412699nuh uhshe's super warm
>>14412688Well I meant with the scenario overallI usually do not like humanized pones at all but in this case it comes with being the little magical horse, so it throws off the calculation
>>14412713oh, that's niceher cutiemark is a tad on the big side
>>14412699Thanks..I guessyou still can't have her though
>>14412713Also this one!
>>14412594I clearly didn't drink enough bleach.
>you wake up to find you are now a stallion>and your fat horsecock is hilted deep inside a cute girl with huge, pillowy breasts, her tight human pussy engorged and stretched out to perfectly fit you, her birthing muscles gently massaging your meaty shaft from all sides
>>14412300How do you know?
>>14412732saving and applying ice pack to face
>>14412732I'd put that pony in my backgroundIf you know what I mean
>>14412740>not waking up to find yourself as the busty woman getting railed by a massive stallion
>>14412740This is just what i've been waiting for
>>14412726Celestia's cutie mark gives me so many problems, you don't even know. I'm just glad I got it looking somewhat decent.>>14412760anon plsshe's not that kinda gal
>>14412765>This was my plan all along!
>>14412740How did I fall asleep like that?
>>14412785WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
>>14412763This is much better, stallions don't last for very long
>>14412760You'd shove her in your ass?Gross.
>>14412767here's a reference for you if you need it >>14410984
>>14412796unf unf anal vore
>>14412780You literally collapsed from exhaustion after the seventh round.
>>14412732That nose looks odd.
>>14412795>the stallion doesn't last very long>but there are two or three more getting ready for their turn
>>14412753>applying ice pack to face
>>14412842You know FS. He loves rubbing stallion junk on his face.
>>14412842Whoa there buddy, wrong ice pack! I am not a zebra kind of guy I swear
>>14412848do you not?
>>14412854>not a zebra kind of guyWow, yeah. That's not cool man. At least be subtle about it, like Applejack.
>>14412827you know having endless gets pretty painful after awhile, right?
I wish I could draw well enough that I could amass a small following
>>14412877so draw a lot more for several different audiences until you pick up chumps with low standards
>>14412842what did ice pack dress as for halloween
>>14412864I have a barn and everything
I am your pony waifu
>>14412897No you're not. I have an imouto.
>>14412897I know you are Dashie now go back to bed
>>14412897THis picture seemed to be coming towards me, for a second. trippy
>>14412897Yes you are
>there will never be a porn continuation of that pic of Icepack and Gillou>we will never see him buried between her mountainous thighs thrusting his taught zebra hips into her mass.
>>14412911Do you think that pony ever just sits on the couch and eats an entire jar of mayo?
>>14412897I know you pretty little thing you
HeyWhatever happen to the porn parody?
>>14412897>turns out you have daily amnesia>rainbow dash has to constantly remind you every morning you are in Equestria and you married her
Pony needs help getting her clothes off.
>>14412941Whatever happen to Robot Jones?
>>14412955Fanfic material right there!
>>14412924she eats the jar for good measure
>>14412924Pony says its for bulking
>>14412963Pony needs to stop bulking, she's awful round.
>>14412924Of course not. Pony knows what's good and bad for her physique
>>14412955>every day is a fresh reminder that I married the one pony I loved the most.what a glorious existance...
>>14412963>Do you think she'd like to take her frustration out on my dick after a rough night?
>>14412973you know I don't think that particular pony does
>>14412721What's the net result then?
>>1441295550 first dates, pony edition?
>>14412986I don't know anon I would have to mull that one over, its a doozy
>>14413009was she boxing with her vagina?
>>14412955>>14412974You guys have never lived with somone who has alzheimers.Think of it this way, the person you married and love forgets you completely on a regular basis even gets hostile
>>14413034amnesia is different from alzheimers though
>>14413034Imagine you are a Twifag, and Twilight is your pony waifu.Slowly you age and senility takes you, and Twilicorn watches you wither away to a shell of your former self.
Tell all your friends: http://ponygauntlet.tumblr.com/All three of'em
>>14413053why can I not stop thinking about ponuts constantly
Pony wants you to call her "mom"
>>14413087Are they glazed? Are they cake ponuts? Do they have powdered sugar or a fruit filling?
>>14412594>Spike human>EQG states Spike must be a dog
>>14413099Spike is still very clearly a dragon anon
>>14413129I'd give him a handjob.
what's your favorite pony's middle name?
>>14413034>You guys have never lived with somone who has alzheimers.Fuck you. Yes I have. When my grandmother died on her toilet after my mother watched her through a small window while she was on the phone with 911 because she couldn't get through the door and all of the large windows were blocked with shit because they were massive hoarders, my grandfather moved in with me and I watched over him for as long as I could. First time I told him his wife was dead, he just said "oh" and nothing else.I made that guy meals, made his bed, helped him to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Washed his clothes, did his dishes. Cleaned his piss out of the sink (Still have no idea what reasoning he had). Sometimes he would ask where his wife was, I would tell him she was dead and he would just sit there in what I guess is disbelief. Sometimes I'd show him her picture and he'd sit there and ask who she was because he didn't recognize her. One night he tried to get up without my help and he slipped, shattered his hip, contracted pneumonia, and died in the hospital after the entire family visited him. He couldn't speak or move in his final hours. All he could do was barely hold out his hand and squeeze ours.Getting old sucks, Anonymous. And the mental problems that can come with it are a fate worse than death.
>>14413145His dick would shred your hand. The scales are extremely hard and sharp.The bruising and pain it causes females means they're less likely to procreate after them.
>>14413186Rainbow ightspar Dash?
>>14413087Think of all the money youll save by switching to something else to think about
>>14413129How can this person do good ponies and terrible humans?
>>14413186Obviously Twilight's middle name would be Star
>>14413210What? That's dumb. Where would you get a bizarre idea like that?
>>14413208So is there anything productive to do in russia?
>>14413210well now that she's a princess it's Twilight
>>14413224>Hunting a boar isn't productiveYou can get a lot of meat out of them. And they're pretty rowdy; they're better off dead if they end up near civilization
>>14413235how do i tell who the author is
>>14413223gee i dunno
>>14413235I didnt even read it yet
>>14413257You're really stupid. Are all humans this dumb?
>>14413209I love his humans
PONYGIDDY UPGIDDY UPPONY
>>14413293this looks awful. what's with those anime wannabe designs?
>>14413289Twily pleasethere's no need to get so upset
epic brony memes
>hit me again!
oh wow. That's actually kind of 2cute.
>>14413293>skinny Rarity momIt's shit
>>14413289Gee Twi calm down. Do horses even have middle names?
pony is checking out of the hospitalagainst doctor's orders
>>14413329Pinkamena Diane Pie.
>>14413342mayor mare made me unf
>>14413293Same here. May not be the best, but I really like them.
>>14413329For a second, before reading the title, I thought it was an anatomy book.
>>14413328Those are awfully animu.
>>14413342Would I dress up pretty and go to the horse prom with Shining? Yes
>>14413371I'm not seeing it
>>14413328man those really are some stupid designs
>>14413395Yeah sameThey're not even blushing
Hi you've reached Princess Twilight Sparkle, leave your message after the beepbeep
>>14413395It's pretty obvious
>>14413419Not reallynot at all
>>14413419not seeing it either
>>14413412Excuse me princess, I'd like to schedule an appointment. I have some concerns about weather distribution, and the inefficiencies in the current system and would like to voice them to you.
>>14413412APPLEJACK NEEDS OUR HELP
>>14413412BITCH YOU NEVER ANSWER MY CALLSWHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
>>14413412Go near my husbando and I'll cut your throat.
>>14413305>>14413328>>14413371>>14413395>>14413407>>14413419>>14413427>>14413442>>14413448Who cares that it's anime? It's just bad all around.
>>14413175>that gifBebop, pls...
>>14413464it really isnt though
>>14413464>>14413464Saying it isisn't proving it is
>>14413464that guy is being insistent and not elaboratingAlso, what grievances do you have with them?
>>14413443Weather complaints can be directed to the Mayor's office so they can be passed on to the pegasus weather patrol
>>14413480the mayor's office directed me to the assistand under secretary of the rainwater department of manehatten, who in turn lead me to contsact the executive assistant manager of snowflake inspection, who told me to call the vice president of the ranbow waste tratment center, who then directed me to the head of cloudsdale weather, who then told me to call you.
>>14413504TELL DEM FOALS TO GET OF THE DAMN ROOF, THEY GONNA BRAKE A LEG.
>>14413516Never 4get ;_;7
Pony insists she is not the slutty mareh
>>14413410the outfits are badthe faces are terribly proportioned especially discordthe bodies are stiff and pointythe colors are off toneit just doesnt look good especially compared to better designs like sallymon
>>14413501GR15 aside, does /a/ hate pony as much as the rest of 4chan?
>>14413516I can't believe I never noticed this beforeWas this from the hearts and hooves day "panicing uneducated ponies" shot or from cutiepoxI can't really tell.
>>14413532RightPony is a whore.
Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony
>>14413538let me guessall the arms are at 90 degree angles too?
>>14413525Somepony lied to youPonyville's weather is not my problemIf you would like help making friends with someone on the weather team I'd be happy to help
>>14413538>sallymon>all that sidemouth and truly uninspired design>good
>>14413545I think it's from Hearts and Hooves day
>>14413554this was not a ponyville weather problemthis was a series of grievances with the entire rainwater distribution system from top to bottom on the chain of command.
Pony says she's not a starSomepony liedPony has a chopper in the car(UHH)
>>14413531You fucking assholethere's water all over my screen now
>>14413564At least Sallymon is better than Glancojusticar. But Thelivingmachine is better than both.
>>14413538discord is supposed to be wonky manhe's discord.
>>14413539/a/ is not one person.
Can we hats tonight?
hi mlpgill take a request
Pony says she has nothing to live for and plans on killing herself
>>14413585Living machine has some nice designsshame he(she?) no longer seems to do ponies
>>14413577OhIf Cloudsdale wouldn't hear you out then your idea is probably dumb and unworkable, but you're welcome to write a letter to Princess Celestia
>>14413598EVIL Twilight Sparkle
>>14413589it is not an screwball wonkyits just an ugly wonky
>>14413293>>14413293>>14413305>>14413355>>14413464>>14413464It's better than anyone here can do
>>14413601what the fuck is with 4chan and suicide, you guys are fucking obsessed. Don't answer that, by the way
>>14413590I meant on average. I know there's extremes on both sides.
>>14413598Lyra putting on make up and looking startled like we just caught her
>>14413578PONY EQUIVALENT OF MACKLEMOREIS THAT YOU?i don't listen to much off your hip kid boop beeps that and I'm musically oblivious
>>14413598Lyra heartstrings cuddling bonbon's swollen, mewanon filled, stomach
>>14413598filly cloudchaser with a bow in her hair like her sister
>>14413598Rarity meeting Schnitzel from Chowder. He keeps trying to say her name and messing it up
>>14413614God anonYou're an asshole
>>14413598Not Lyra.In fact, not Luna, Lyra, BonBon, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkamena, or Squigglekicker.Do a Scootaloo.
>>14413598Hi ponyboyDo a stressed out lyra
>>14413605they told me it was a feasable plan, but needed a royal decreeconsidering your penchant for efficiency, you seemed to be the candidate that would take the most interest in my plansOh well, back to square one I guess.
>>14413598Prove >>14413614 wrong
>>14413539>implying the rest of 4chan hates ponyImd wager most are apathetic
>>14413637You see, it works because he's made of rocks. Also, the only syllable he can say is "Ra and Da". My vision is perfect
>>14411917>youtube uses hashtags in the comment section nowAnd you need a google+ account. All is lost.
>>14413654but that would be positively reinforcing shitposting
>>14413597Everyone but me got all of their halloween hats so probs not
>>14413614I have the shaking suspicion that you are also >>14413464 and you're just trying to stir up shit
>>14413539/a/ is /v/ so of course
>>14413597Sure why not.
>>14413676just join a random pub every 30 minutes and quit once you get your hat
>>14413678>>14413688Hey, I already said my piece. Leave me out of this.
>>14413640 Boy, you really got ARISE out of me
>>14413698There's a 30 minute cooldown?
>>14413678close but no cigar
>>14413700that was my joke from earlier, you ass. It doesn't even fit this context
>>14413619no it's Officer Ricky
Would you rather have a pony be your housewife or for you to be the househusband?
>>14413728I think pony and I should both have jobs until we have kids.
>defending artists that don't even come here
>>14413728Workmates 5ever (that's more than 4ever)
>>14413712I'm so sorry, anon, I didn't knowwill you ever forgive me?
>>14413759god Pinkie would be annoying to talk to
>>14413704if you quit the game, your present cool down is capped at 30 minutesif you stay in game it can range from 30-60
>>14413771Imagine what her texts would be like
>>14413780shitthanks for telling me so I don't have to actually play the game
>>14413789Also, if you are hunting down a sir shootsalot or a medimedes, I have tradeable versions if you are interested.
>>14413769of course, i was only joking
>>14413788At least then I would get texts from SOMEONE
>>14413771shut your dirty mouth
>>14413806Pfft, of course....of....of course
>>14413797I would very much like the medimedes but I don't want to pay for itSame for the magical merc just for shits and giggles. Are haunted ones free from restrictions?
>>14413815you mean somepony
I think I love pony too much.
>>14413640pretty valid point
>>14413847That's a call, not a text.
>>14413860look at the size of her cock
>>14413847Twilight is so much cuter without her horn.
>>14413836haunted ones are just easily tradeablebut are still subject to restrictionsyou can also get most haunted off the steam community market for way cheaper than the store in most cases.
>>14413860Scooting rapidly can cause blindness.
>>14413877Yeah there's no way I'm paying key prices for restricted itemsI know that the store bought ones are just unique quality while uncrates are hauntedWhat's your medimedes and price
>>14413847>pick up phone>awkwardly try to make conversation>start talking when its not your turn>don't know how to say goodbye without feeling awkward>go over how many times you screwed up trying to talk to your waifu>she'll never call again
You know what show Wander Over Yonder? They should really call it Wonder Over Yonder.As in I Wonder who could watch this crap!Just kidding its a good show
>>14413877>buying items from the store>ever
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>14413875i kinda agreemaybe that's just a really cute pic tho
>>14413909Scrubbles get drunk.
>>14413909how many slight variations of that picture do you have
>>14413909I hope someone shits in your mailbox
>>14413897It's a normal oneWe'll talk details over steam
Pony told me having too much anal sex has a side effect of extreme emotional attachment to fruitIs pony screwing with me?
>>14413923isn't it only one?
>>14413860Well! Thank you, that's a pretty nice Scootaloo.
>>14413935I told you not to talk to me when I'm inside of your ass
>>14413930Oh it's youWe already kinda know each other
>>14413913I bet this post is giving someone Wood!>>14413922I can't everything is closed and I'm dry, or else I'd drink and try mini questing again>>14413923I only have the one and only post it like around this time
>>14413935pony ruined mlpg
>>14413913HOW ARE YOU BYPASSING MY FILTERSI HAVE FILTERED EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY CAN THAT IS RELATED TO THIS SHIT AND YET I STILL SEE YOU
>>14413235Oh wow, I just read that yesterday.
>>14413948small world huh?
>>14413958I still have him filteredwhat are you filtering?
Have you complement pony's ponut today?
>>14413976I have filtered the entire post, the individual sentences and random fragments of scentences
>>14413983no, their genitals are only visible when they need them
>>14413983I always complement ponys donut.
>>14413983No, ponut is a stupid word.
>>14413992how about the image itself?
You don't remember last night but pony is walking funny and looking at you sidways.
>>14414020I-is pony happy or angry?
>>14413983I always massage and lightly rub scented organic oils onto pony's ponut to keep it in top condition.
>>14414025you tell me
>>14414020Pony why do you have a peg leg?And why do I have one too?
Which MLPG meme/fad do you dislike or hate the most
>>14414020Why don't I remember last night? Do I have a concussion?
>>14414025Somewhere between afraid and curious.
>there will never be a pony platformerIt's not fair man. I know there has to be something fan made at this point.This is what happens when I play DKCR all day.
>>14414033I think I see a smile~
>>14414037obnoxious gays and fetish idiots
Pony told her mother all about you
>>14414045Yeah, aren't those for little girls anyway?
>>14414037Fluffy poniesOr really anything that started here and /mlp/ and the rest of the fandom took as their own and beat the living shit out of it.
>>14414037Even if it's just one or two people doing it, the hate for writing is disappointing.
>>14414019I don't know how to do that with vanilla 4chan and I don't want to intall any more plug ins
>>14414037Pictures that are posted ever day are easy enough to filterAnd most other things that fit that bill I still get some stupid pleasure out ofWhenever anons talk about being lonely or sucking each other's dicks is easily the worst thing in mlpg.
>>14414059Sooo, mlpg, then?
>>14414076just get 4chanx, you shitpacker
Pony called you a little girl's show
>>14414020Ask if she's okay.
>>14414059What are you doing here Anon? This isn't the thread for you.
>>14414058I'll give you a smile
>>14414078What about when I go on about how lonely I am and just wish I could snuggle Pinkie Pie nonsexually in feety pajamas?
>>14414037ponut"for sexual"unf I'd say another but it would only derail the thread
>>14414092I keep hearing people bitching about that being broken, which is why I don't have it.
>>14414096it's crazy how accepted they are, even though they've gone far from being pony related
>>14414037That one guy who posts that one picture of Twilight/Bug Horse and goes eh heh heh
>>14414110But pony always gives me a smileBecause they are nice cute little pony
>>14414080>>14414104so far it hasn't happened yet, so i'm fine.>>14414111at least that's pony related.
>>14414113I actually haven't seen Rumble posted in a while, thankfully
>>14414037Being slapped by a futa made cock from Pinkie
>>14414123>>14414080I take it backThis is one of the worst things right now
>>14414130She just seems so happy and super snuggly with her poofy mane and tail
>>14414136I like Rumble the Twins and the rest of that group but the whole for sexual crap gets annoying.
>>14414140Feeling Pinkie's Peen
>>14414123It's too bad the moral of A Friend in Deed wasn't that some people should be given personal space
What's your biggest fear for the show going into S4?
>>14414164That people won't shut up about Twilycorn ruining the show.
>>14414164It becomes the Twilight Sparkle show, and friends.
>>14414164muh boyfriendsincreased focus on twilight's princessness
>>14414164Its as rushed and half assed as season 3 was
>>14414164Meghan>cool captcha, huh?
>>14414164That it loses its magic and become the Toy Commercial it was destined to be
>>14414114GO GET IS SCRUBthen all the things you don't like will disappear
>>14413748>>defending artists that don't even come hereTex?
>>14414157I don't think Pinkie Pie is capable of personal space>"Hey Anon, you want some choco tacos?">"Pinkie please get out, I'm on the can."
>>14414164Overall Cohesiveness as a season. McCarthy concerns me as well.
>>14414180How much can Meghan do to ruin the series from her position that wouldn't be caught if it were too awful?
>>14414203man choco tacos are deliciousI haven't had one in years, do they still sell those at taco bell?
>>14414215I don't think soBut Taco Bell has a flavor of Mt Dew you can get no where else
>>14414215no ;_;7 rip in peace choco taco
>>14414213I hear she bought a red wig and torments the staff while wearing it, pretending to be Lauren Faust.
sex with applejack
where is she going
>>14414296>yeah, a little more blur, thats nice
>>14414296She's waiting for a train. A train that'll take her far away.
>>14414286What's the worst case scenario? Keep in mind that there's likely someone checking over the scripts aside from her, so nothing too broken can get through.
>>14414308b-but i don't want pony to go
>>14414319she's had enough of this one horse town
>>14414309The movie got through.
>>14414241That sounds hillarious. I would so do that, but be really bad at it and overtly silly >"Mmmmmhhh, I'm Lauren Faust! Look at me and by big fat butt! Uh oh look at the time! It's already 10AM! Better start drinking this vodka I hide in my water bottle! Glug glug glug!"
Why does this show seem to attract those with autism related disorders?
>>14414309you could say that about every episode of a show thats ever aired but there are still bad episodes
>>14414164That you fuckers still wont like it. I feel like I got here too late to get in on the good feelings that follow a good episode and it's only downhill from here.
>>14414296On the midnight traingoing any where
>>14414345It's a show aimed for little kids and their parentspretty self-explanatory if you ask me
>>14414351JUST A CITY BOYBORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
>>14414345All popular shows do. This one is just the most infamous of it and an easy target because its suppose to be for little girlsI could easily find just as autistic people who are huge fans of Breaking Bad, but no one would care
>season 4 soon
>>14414345Because when popularity for the show first started picking up speed we included everyone who enjoyed ponies and didn't bother to weed out the faggots. This was reinforced by the fact that ponies were and are still hated with a seething passion by people who don't understand the appeal. We felt that losing one of our own was the worst possible thing. Thus all the degenerates were allowed to stay and flourish.
>>14414378>and didn't bother to weed out the faggots.And how would we have gone through this oh great one?
>>14414378>thinking we dictate who can and can't like the show
>>14414349There's still some good feelings for the show around here. Not as numerous as it was back then though. Just have to get the right crowd.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp14352480.html#p14355500
>>14414170so season 1?
>>14414349Season 3 did have some good bits. Magic Dual and such come to mind.But as a whole, the season was a terrible step down and the movie that was scarified for was not at all worth it.
>>14414388With this foolproof survey
>>14414359are you suggesting that little kids and their parent are autistic?
>>14414164Twilycorn having a negative impact on the show. Im approaching it with cautious optimism, but it still worries me a little bit.
>>14414378>weed out the faggotsWhat you mean going door to door and killing them? What is that even supposed to mean?
>>14414425Did you seriously infer that from my post?
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T STOP THE BEAT
>>14414431>no supporting cast optionfuck you anon
>>14414431>those obvious b8 questionsI'll fucking kill you dead
>>14414431But which one makes me a faggot?
>>14414468It was a trickThey all do
>>14414433not really i was just trying to be witty because you would think -I- was autistic because i didnt get what you were saying im sorry anonymous
>>14414431Well Pip-chan has talked so I don't know what option to pick here
>>14414452>>14414477I guess it should say main or supporting character
>>14414431But my favorite pony is an oc.
>>14414448http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPI50YRTnFgYO I REALLY LIKE TO ROCK THE FUNKY BEAT
Tell me about your favorite horse.
Whoops, there goes another fence
>>14414530She blue and fast and she likes reading now. One time she beat Applejack at a game of horseshoes and she even kicked a dragon in the face.
>>14414530She is shy.
>>14414530No because MLPG hates her.
>>14414544I like fluttershy
Nigga I got a better question for youhttp://strawpoll.me/665219
>>14414530pink, pretty, has soft hair i want to pet
>>14414378The thing is, there really isn't anything on MLPG or even the rest of /mlp/ that I dont see on the rest of 4chan on a daily basis. It's just more prevalent and noticeable here because its such a niche subject and thats exactly why the board shouldn't have been made in the first place./co/ has a ton of threads that almost immediately turn into out right fetish discussion, not even the generals. /v/ talks about traps only slightly less then they do video games and dumps porn constantly. /tg/ literally has threads about fucking everything that moves and most things that do not. /tv/ waifus harder then we could ever hope to try. /vp/ is just /mlp/ lite, but is better now with a new game and such. /sp/ is so full of trolling and counter trolling you can't tell up from down. /vg/ is spammed with more pictures of anime just to make people mad then they do video games.The only reason /mlp/ gets singled out so much is everyone is still fanny pained about the pony spam, but still can't comprehend that is was really fucking obvious trolling spam and the whole subject matter has been stuck in permanent shit posting status because of the board and the global rule. Pony is the cool thing to hate. Before that it was Sonic, before that Pokemon, before that it was Sonic again.
>>14414530I can'tI'll get burned at the stake for committing heresy against mlpg
>>14414474How does liking Pinkie Pie make me a faggot?
>>14414530She's the first best princess.
>>14414556>no CMC optionstill fuck you anonhad to settle for secondary
>>14414530She's a cat
>>14414530I can't pick a definite favourite. I love Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as equally as I can.
>>14414530one is pink and the other is a blushish grey
>>14414600What if they both come up to you tearfully asking you to choose because the tension is tearing their friendship apart. They'll accept whatever decision you make.
>>14414560>meta shiteWe're on hiatus in case you haven't noticed.>/vp/ is just /mlp/ lite, but is better now with a new game and such.No shit!
>>14414556>http://strawpoll.me/665219>Includes twilyWhy wouldnt it?
>>14414600Those are 2 odd ones for you to have at the top of your list considering one of them is my favorite and the other other is my least favorite.
>>14414611I tell them that my most valued dream involving either of them involves them being together. ;_;
>>14414617Because Twily is a princess now.
>>14414556>tfw not crazy enough to have a bona-fide waifu>tfw still ronery enoughh to want oneI am an unnatural being
>>14414617because shes a princess and princesses its is own group
>>14414594HI HI HI
>>14414640>>14414645So the rest of the main 6 will be princesses, you going to include them in the princess group, too?
>>14414640>>14414645But that's sillyWhat would you even call the others? The mane 5 + Twily? The Twily Experience featuring the Elements of Harmony? Five friends and Twily?
Pony needs help.
>>14414530I like her happy or sad
>>14414671That pony really likes Putting Your Hoof Down, it's her favorite episode.
>>14414668PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE + the other 5
>>14414668Princess sparkle and the friendship junkies
Where did you take your waifulpa for your date tonight?
>>14414618Twilight and Applejack are on the bottom of my list.
>>14414669hold your breath until you get a little dizzyalways works
Princess Rarity™ is the best princess. Are you even trying, Princess Applejack™?
>>14414530She is fast, and blue, and she can fly really good.
>>14414679>>14414679are you trying to trigger me?
>>14414530She's pink, happy, has amazingly soft looking hair and would be the best for cuddling.
>>14414706Pony is scared of holding her breath.
If MLPG had a mobile suit it'd be a Dom Funf
>>14414719>>14414671Does anyone else hate the fact we have crystal ponies, a fourth pony race, and not one memorable crystal pony character? Wheaties was the closest we ever got, but dropped her as soon as the season started
The most important question of all.http://strawpoll.me/665247
>>14414659http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCYa6BbyYAHI HI HI
>>14414719Hey, it's just her opinions, man, like how she likes Apple Bloom the best.
>>14414530she's purple and magic
>>14414706Fluttershy is now passed out face down on the floor
>>14414744I just get upset that the Crystal Princess is not actually a crystal ponyapartheid much, worst princess?
I was walking out of my classroom 2 nights ago. It was late, and there was only myself, a friend AI take home every night, and 2-3 people hanging outside the elevator door. I entered the elevator, and just as I did, I overheard the girl tell they guy "I'll dump you for Twilight Sparkle"It keeps going over in my head, what I missed to maybe know some other people in my college that like MLP and don't look like stereotypes.
>>14414560>Pony is the cool thing to hate.And the global rule forcing it into a board makes that hate feel validated. That pony bit of the recent 4chan panelt being a snapshot of the mindset that still persists after so long.
>>14414766I-it was just a joke.... A harmless ruse is all.
>>14414744We had bat ponies before crystal ponies and we still don't have a memorable bat pony.
>>14414783angel with the tiara makes this picturewhy aren't luna or cadance there
>>14414794Bat ponies were a one time visual gag for a halloween episode that we had fun with for a little while and /mlp/ took and beat the living shit out of it like they do everything else
>>14414783Luna is best princess
>>14414776>That pony bit of the recent 4chan panelt being a snapshot of the mindset that still persists after so long.What happened?
>>14414744Do they actually count as a separate race?
>>14414744maybe someday there'll be one
>>14414834nobody's really sure. Seems like they ought to be, but there's nothing really said about them so fuck it. Maybe's the best we have.
>>14414820I think someone said something along the lines of a great pony purge and the Crowd erupted
>>14414849He asked about crystal ponies.
>>14414820Pretty much >>14414851. Cheering at the pony purge and booing at the fact that they existed.
>>14413654not really trying to prove anon wrong or anything but human practice is always neededsupposed to be lyra
>>14414863work on those faces man
>>14414863Nose seems a bit large on her but you're improving.
>>14414863You deserve this.
is pone good at cooking? www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM
>>14414883deaf you are not a good judgeyou are not even on this panelwho did you rape off the setthey were all guys
>>14414887how come youtube links don't show up as videos to me? I remember them doing it before
>>14414850The only reason I would think they aren't is because of the part where where the main 6 get transformed into crystal.
Stop looking at my butt, perv.
>>14414904Check your settings
>>14414863I feel like the curve of her back starts too low
>>14414899I like it...
>>14414530SHE'S SO COOOL SHE'S AT LEAST 20% COOLER BUT SHE'S NOT RAINBOW DASH (LAMO!) AND SHE REALLY EMBODIES THE SPIRIT OF THE BRONY MOVEMENT; EVEN THOUGH SHE'S IN A KIDS SHOW, SHE WAS PUT THERE FOR THE OLDER AUDIENCE AND ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT COOL ADULT STUFF LIKE RAVE CULTURE CAN REALLY APPRECIATE HER
>>14414877yeah just trying to get back into the habit of drawing everyday>>14414919i have a bad habit of making torsos too short so i may have overcompensated
>>14414914You keep waggling it in my face, Bon Buns
>>14414863The face feel a bit too kevinsano. Hispanic/Brazilian face. You into the latin bunda Mew?
WHAT'S THAT PONY DOING OVER THERE?
>>14414960no im just bad
Pony wants you to be there for her first timeShe wants to try a cheeseburger
>>14414863Looks like this chick from Power Rangers
>>14414964FUCKIN LITTLE PONE IN THE BACKGROUND GOIN FUCKIN CRAYZEEEEEEEEH
>>14414971She's a Touhou?
>>14414973Is it okay for pony to eat cheeseburger? I feel like something in there wouldn't settle okay in them.
>>14414981that reminds me i meant to use referencedammitill try again later if i dont feel like passing out
>>14415004Is she behind the women in front?
>>14414863mewball are you a gril
>>14415011if i was a human gril id be able to draw girls properlyi am a mare
>>14415009Mewball why.If you're drawing from life, or learning to always reference from it. Just like you reference pony from drawings and the show. Don't reference other artists either, what an artist thinks is a human can be wrong as well.
>>14415028how does your gril butthole tastecan I taste it
>>14415011on the internet, no one knows that mewball isn't a gril
>>14414973Pony shouldn't eat meat.
>>14415039you're always doing it why can't she?
>>14415039But she put so much effort into raising that pig.
>>14415052her stomach won't handle it. it'd be like that gif of the brink going into a dryer>>14415058that was soy product
>>14415071Your headcanon is showing
>>14415071Soy product made from pig flesh.
>>14415052Because that's my meat. Kill your own.
>>14415080is it big and phallic
>>14415087You know, human does taste like pork...
>>14415058They raise pigs to find truffles.
>>14415107and also for bacon
>>14415107who eats it when it dies of old age?
>>14415113how can something so little be so sexy
>>14415113I need translations for science
>>14415124something something lions circle of life
>>14415124they use it as fertilizer duh
>>14415033>implying i can reference grils from life (i wish)>referencing from the show>not stealing from other artistsdyewtsyou make valid points tho
Where does Applejack get her leather?
>>14415089it's shrivelled and tiny, trying to maintain an erection but there's just not enough blood circulation going.it's quite sad, really.
>>14415161>are you two gonna socializing or just stand their holding wings?
>>14415142Mewball. Pls.https://www.google.com/search?q=cute+girlshttp://artists.pixelovely.com/practice-tools/figure-drawing/And anything to help a fellow artist m80.
>>14415178of the many times i've seen that image, i cant believe i never saw that detail
>>14415161I want to know what Pinkie is doing to cause Twilight so much distress.>Being Pinkie.
>>14415186>https://www.google.com/search?q=cute+girls>first pic result is V-Juicemy /tv/-senses are tingling>>14415176wonderful
>>14415186This is awesome.
>>14415091And I bet pony taste like beef.
>>14415192good night blue pon, enjoy your book
>>14415233i want gayfags to go
>>14415244>>14415245Truly the struggle of MLPG.
>>14415211I guess it makes sense.Some of them are real heifers!
>>14415233bad vulapa picturehttps://derpibooru.org/449215good vulapa picture
>>14415178>>14415161this just became a great picture for me. because of that detail
You know what? I love Bon Bon, and i'm going to marry her.
>>14415211I want to eat pony
>>14415279It is against the law for a pony to be married to more than one other being, anon.
>>14415295So that works out fine for Anon, then.
>>14415244What if I'm bi?I'm in a monogamous relationship with my qt gf, so that's kinda like being straight
>>14415279You seem fundamentally funI feel like being your friendLet's see the big city sitesAnd find how well we blend
Evens: DrawOdds: Video Games
>>14415307Give me a kissy Bon Bon~
>>14415279you stay the hell away you hairless ape
>>14415343Ponka commands you to arts her like a proper lady
>>14415307the fuck did I just google
>>14415206>>14415277you two should be more observant
>>14415343stram the game
>>14415358The post number has spoken.And I owe Dotkwa a goat butt picture.>>14415377No, everyone will call me a pleb while I play Path of Exile
>>14415307I dont get it
>>14415306Who me? I'm never going to marry Bon Bon.I'm going to marry Me_as an Equestria Girl!
>>14415375in my defense, that's the first time I've seen that picture
>>14415381but path of exile is goodonly if you are a softcore baby
>>14415384I like her too.
>>14415355*unzips fourth wall*
>>14415395>tfw softcore baby
>>14415414Don't talk to me.
>>14415399Megaman shoes aside, that loira look cute.
Why do you even want to watch me play video games? I'd probably just be boring.
>This thread has worn out its usefulness, and is to be disposed of.What does anon do?
I like it when pony is happy.
Ponies pretty depressed. I mean what if she never finds out who's a good girl?
>>14415433Start a new thread.
>>14415433Cut your life thread.
>>14415429just do it pls
>>14415440buzz buzz buzz
>>14415433Not care really.
>>14415476Fuck off Nanaki.
>>14415476writeor fuck off
Fine here we go derpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Saine
>>14415476Do you still tumblr?
Pony doesn't know how she got here but someone is touching her butt pretty aggressively.
>>14415587Fluttershy must you burrito every night?
>>14415540you know that its really easy to tell a human but from a horsebutt
>>14415632it keeps her warm at night
>>14415633I don't get why some artists draw them with buttcheeks when they clearly do not have that.
>>14415657Are you sure?
>>14415687what is wrong anon?
>>14415689where did this boner come from
>>14415696You have a fetish for ponies being forcibly restrained and filled with goo.
>>14415683Still is one giant curve down to their "knees."
>>14415706oh god whywhy is this a thingfuck
>>14415713It's too late anon. It's all over for you.What part of it did you in?
PONY TONGUE IN PONUT
>>14415711I like that picture, but at the same time hate the fact her hair on her tail doesn't move but act completely stiff
>>14415732all of it.
>stop looking at my butt!
>>14415738It's because she's clenching something in there
>>14415743I bet it's Spike.
>>14415745>you will never be a little pony with a cute butt and touch other little ponies' cute butts.
>>14415683>will never be able to look at horses the same way ever againThanks /mlp/.
>>14415769You're under arrest.
NOW ENTERING THE PONY ZONE___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>14415788is this an entire series
Tell me more about the boop!
>>14411575huh I just realized Pinkie has one of the better stock vertors
>>14415802feel free to dump, then.
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT CAP'NWE DON'T HAVE THE POWER
Just going to leave this here.
>>14415738the sway is there but the fluidity isntSomeone should remake. I would but I don't know how to animate
>>14415818I love you.
I want to be a chubby mare in a pretty apron.
>>14415842I'd take you in and put a collar on you
>>14415745Still one giant curve to their knees. You're posting examples that disprove that derpy picture.
>>14415846I don't think that is a good idea Pinkie Pie.