>rape

>rape

I wish I was Fluttershy's colt

>>14401916
>>14401918
This is a bad meme.

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>>14401910
yeah but

>>14401921
get raped

Is that moot?

>>14401922
What's the matter, Rarity?

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>>14401910
Derpy is a very ugly pony

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>>14401930

AWAKEN THE LETH TO BOOP THE THREAD

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Who is the best princess for sexual?

>>14401938
The motherly one

>>14401920
You wouldn't be allowed outside to play, or do any rough sports fun, practice magic or fly...

>>14401938
Diana.

>>14401923
>>14401933
I hope we get to see her in S4, at least in the background.

>>14401938
princess Rarity.

http://mlpg.co/twily
http://mlpg.co/derpy
http://mlpg.co/dashie

http://mlpg.co/ponk
http://mlpg.co/applejack
http://mlpg.co/rarity

I think that is all of them.

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>>14401934
I-I think I messed up

>>14401945
I want her to forcefully turn me into a colt and mind break me with motherly love

>>14401944
Is that the pink princess who's name I cannot remember

>>14401954
Can I have a different pony?
This one talks too much and eats all my food.

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>>14401938
The princess of love of course~

Pony is begging you to punish them for cumming without permission.

How do you proceed?

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>>14401958

If anyone missed it because I'm slow as butts
Get gta for 19 bucks

https://www.walmart.com/wmflows/flows/guestcheckout?clearEmail=Y

>>14401964
>The princess of love
Fluttetershy?

>>14401965
unf

>>14401973
Why is Wal-Mart selling GTA 5 for 20 bucks again

>>14401972
I'm sorry, Rarity.

>>14401973
only for murricunts.

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>>14401962
No. This pony loves you and wants you to hug her like you do to your plushie.

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>>14401972
>It's her fake eyebrows flying off and landing.

Took me a second.

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So can we all agree, like 5/10 at best?

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>>14401831
>hating KLK
I guess not everyone can be saved

>>14401973
Nigga who cares? ALL THE METAL GEAR RISING DLC IS FREE NOW

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>>14401982
She's just glad you care that much to try.

>>14401995
Well to be honest, I thought I was going to not have enough room to get you all in one page.

>>14401964
Can one truly love a fictional princess?

I mean, can one utterly, truly, wholly, give oneself to a cartoon pony

Because cadance would be that pony

>>14402000
I want to rub my face against her paws

>>14401938
None because furfags are the scum of the earth

The princesses agree. Human should love human, pony should love pony.

>>14402000
I want a footjob while she takes a hit

>>14402000
>Smoking weed.
>No pictures of Gilda getting high as fuck off some Catnip a pony is growing in her garden for her tea.
>No pictures of said pony chasing her off with a broom.
>Or a garden hose.

>>14402009
Princesses can't tell me what to do.

>>14402018
But she's part bird, catnip would have no effect.

>>14402018
>It's fluttershy's garden
>She's gotten into the kittens stash
>She doesn't have the heart to chase her off but Angel's been pelting her with fruit for the last hour
>Oh god she's going for the yarn

>>14402023
Imagine of Jappeack had been animated this well...
How horrifying would that have been?

>>14402023
horrifying

>>14402026
It would get her half baked

>>14401991
I'm sorry I just don't appreciate thematically childish cartoons with softcore pornography and rape jokes any more.

Feel free to call me a pleb for not eating up the edgiest flavor of the month i've ever seen.

>>14402018
>>14402000
>>14402016
>>14402027
>>14402026
>>14402033
Kill yourselves

>>14402023
It's pretty much the eyes that make it horrifying.

>>14402026
Do YOU know if Catnip would do nothing to a gryphon?
Are YOU a wizard?!
I THOUGHT not, you fuck.

>>14402023
Is this MLP as realized by Spumco

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>>14402033

>>14402026
>Rolls in catnip
>Splashes around in the bird bath
>Hordes all the seed to herself

>>14402040
>He thinks there aren't any wizards on MLPG
>HE'S NOT A WIZARD
Heh.
Go back into your dwarven cave.

>>14402037
Catnip isn't a drug, faggot.
Your privilege:
[ ]Checked
[x]In need of checking.

>>14402034
>calling any animated series childish or flavor of the month while posting in an mlp thread

>>14402052
It's a drug for cats and if I ever had a cat I would never let it near the stuff.

>>14402050
>Go back into your dwarven cave.

Y-ye too...

>>14402023
That's actually really well done and fluid
I like it

>>14402056
MLP is like 3 years old now and i've been an on again off again fan since nov 2010. I don't think this is flavor of the month anymore.

>>14402056
You can like MLP and know you have shit taste, you know.

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I drew a Scootaloo and now I'm going to bed.

Goodnight Mlpg

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Time for night princess!

>>14402068
it's bandwagon shit. it's all the same thing.

>>14402071
Your art is shit
Your waifu is shit

Pls improve art and waifu sweetie belle

>>14402034
Why does no one on this site no what the word edgy means?
Why does everyone think it's some kind of insult you can use to win an argument?

>>14402071
That's a pretty okay horse. Good job.

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>>14402034
Did you watch Panty and Stocking? It took me a while to warm up to KLK, but when I did, I realised it was the same kind of humor. Also Mako is cute.

>thematically childish
He says in MLPG. Hue hue hue.

>rape jokes
That was one scene, and it wasn't really a joke. You can go back to Tumblr if it's too much for you.

>>14402086
Don't you dare. Panty and Stocking was nothing but dick and fart jokes, KlK is thankfully nowhere near as crude

>>14402027
>One ball sets sail over her.
>Her head snaps to focus on the object and leaps.
>Misses completely as her form sails past the ball, claws flailing at the one strand of string emerging from it.
>Before it hits the ground she manages to tackle the tiny ball.
>Fluttershy watches helplessly as a precious ball of yarn is swatted out of her property.
>Towards town.

>>14402060
It's a tea for humans.

Salt is a drug for horses, do you want to ban that too?

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>>14402081
I try anon, I try. This was kind of a doodle after practicing some anatomy.

Sweetie Belle is pretty good too.

>>14402094
Everything that alters your state of mind is a drug now

So food is a drug for everything. Ban food.

>>14402094
>>14402105
>PSYCHOACTIVE DRUGS ARE THE SAME AS FOOD
Fuck off pothead.

>>14402023
I would watch it.

>>14402105
>Hunger has you in a state of delusion.
>Ban hunger.
>Africa is nuked.

>>14402086
>Did you watch Panty and Stocking?

I did and it was absolutely one of the worst things I have ever, ever seen. Ever. It was terrible. In fact, I remember watching PSG and thinking it would be in what would become the lynchpin in what killed all of my interest in anime. It wasn't funny, I didn't even smirk a little. I cringed at how bad it was for the 4 episodes I did watched.

>complaining about things being thematically childish in MLPG
I am aware ofthe irony, but if you bothered to read what I said I said thematically childish WITH SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY. There is a difference between watching a cartoon with daffy duck being whacky (like mlp is) and a cartoon with daffy duck making wacky sex jokes.

>>14402114
They should have just grabbed a Snickers.

>>14402114
>Africa just blips off the maps
>it's still there, but it's just one giant black market with no nations

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>>14402089
Panty and Stocking had some genuinely funny moments that weren't sex jokes. It's also the same director, so I don't think it's too far off to say they're similar.

>>14402116
There were quite a few "sexy" jokes in old Looney Tunes cartoons

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>>14402116
I guess it's just not your thing.

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>>14402105
Not armorfag approved genetically engineered nutrient slop served with a side of "meat"!

Oh wait that still changes your brain chemistry

>>14402112
You evolved to get high off food. If you didn't, you would starve.

The foods with the most dramatic effect tend to be the least nutritious, making them drugs with coincidental caloric content

Also your anti-drug logic (more like rhetoric, that's all it is) is logically flawed just like your rationalization for not being an awful human being

>>14402125
>Whites in the south now yell at blacks "GO BACK TO [redirected]!!"

>>14402131
anon i'm just going to tell you now, when he responds to you it will be horribly wrong and you will be tempted to try and set him right

don't. he's hopeless. don't respond to him at all and he might finally kill himself.

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>tfw finally done with college
>tfw laying in bed with my tablet reading mlp and watching old pone episodes
>tfw that comfy feel of not having to worry about any assignments or anything
Ahh... this is the life mlpg.

>>14402131
Getting high on illegal narcotics make you want to eat food.
Marijuanas are a gateway drug to harder stuff like, chips.
And chocolate milk!
Or a soup containing these two drus!

>>14402105
>>14402114
>>14402125
>>14402132
This reminds me a bit of Unknown Armies. It seems like the type of thing that would happen.

*Touch fluffy tail*

>>14402131
>>14402143
>I'M GOING TO COMPARE WEED AND A STEAK GUYS.
Fuck off.

Exactly why I hate potheads, if they can't defend their precious drug they start comparing foods to it.

>/mlpg/ - Drugs

>>14402151
Oh my god go have a fucking salad.

>>14402153
What is with the sudden anti-drug shitposting all over 4chan nowadays?

I love shitposting with drugs and sex. It's probably the only reason I come here post-/co/.

>>14402151
>not eating weed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hempseed#Nutrition

>>14402151
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5SUdLIBV4
FEAR NOT COMRADE.
I HAVE THE PROOFS OF HOW BAD THE EVIL DRUG IS!

You sound this retarded. Non drug user here.

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>>14402150
What would happen if you touched Luna's tail?

would you fall into space?

>>14402170
yes

>>14402162
furries are accepted now so they moved to the next fringe topic

>>14402162
>nowadays
It's been a /b/ trolling (and thus sitewide virus) topic for ages.

>>14402154
>if you're out of toilet paper, take a shower afterwards
OH FUCK, HE'S ONTO ME

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>>14402162
This.

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>>14402162
There's one black NEET in New Jersey that's dedicated to shitposting in MLPG about drugs.
I don't know about other boards.

>>14402170
>touch Luna's tail
>hand is frozen solid
>begin screaming

>>14402171
That seems dangerous.

I mean, it can't be healthy what with all the space radiation giving everyone around her cancers of various lethality

>>14402164
I love talking about my sexlife on MLPG
I love it because it seems like no-one else on MLPG has one

I also taunt /r9k/

>>14402177
>>14402154
>Literal shitposting.

>>14402172
>furries
>accepted

On MLPG maybe

Every other board that isn't /v/, /g/, /co/,/ and /vp/ hates them with a passion.

>>14402186
It's actually just like a portable hole. It takes up more space that you'd think, but if you fall in you fall ten feet and wrench your shoulder or something.

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This is your queen

>>14402182
>black NEET

That last point was redundant.

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>>14402154
>Sometimes eat a hot pepper if you want to feel something.

>And try walking out of that employee restroom without looking like you just fired mace out of your ass like buckshot.

>>14402141
Now you have to worry about a job, rent, insurance, and getting a gf.

>>14402200
>getting sick from peppers

You have a gut infection

Seriously bro

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>>14402185
Actually, you don't turn into ice in space, the vacuum sucks all liquid from you and would in fact turn your hand into the equivalent of human jerky.

The more you know.

>>14402194
/tg/ and /k/ too.
/mu/ seems really indifferent to them as well.

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>all the tech progress in the world

Soon i shall touch the pony.

>>14402204
>He hasn't had chili shits.

You need to step up from pussy "hot" peppers.

>>14402206
>/tg/
>monstergirls
>furry

TAKE IT BACK

>>14402201
>job
had 5 offers before i even graduated (majored in mechanical engineering).
>rent/insurance
see above
>getting a gf
yea... got me there.

>>14402205
Would the vacuum suck the liquid from your hand through your skin or something?

I was told that astronauts can survive very brief exposure to vacuum as well. That seems contradictory.

Let's play "find the show related posts in MLPG"

Ready? Go.

>>14402198
So what if I'm a black NEET?

>>14402207
Pony wears the virtual reality saddle.

>>14402215
Then you're just black.

>>14402208
>eaten some salsa with ghost peppers
>eaten chili with sauce that comes in a coffin
>eaten hot wings that you need to wear gloves for
>never gotten more than the sweats for an extended period of time

>>14402208
Already did

You have something wrong with you, or you're eating them with improperly prepared beans or something and don't even chew. I never eat beans or grains with my peppers. I'm too lazy to prepare them or chew them well enough to actually digest them.

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This is the cutest princess.
I hope she gets a song.

>>14402200
I can hear that click from selecting the box

>>14402212
>I was told that astronauts can survive very brief exposure to vacuum

This is a myth, in even the briefest of exposures of a total vacuum the air would be sucked out of you so violently it would turn your lungs inside out and pull them out. You would then become blind and you would die within seconds afterwards

>>14402211
>tfw doing EE
>tfw shit GPA
>tfw going to get no offers with one of the most sought after degrees
>tfw might not even get a job

>>14402194
I've seen them get more than a fair share of hate on co and v. I haven't used those in a bit, though.

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>>14402224
She had one...

>>14402228
Do co-op. I did it my third year and it's the reason why I got a lot of job offers since I have experience.

>>14402228
>tfw you had a 4.0 GPA
>until english and history classes came along
>0.0s fucking everything up

Fuck degree requirements. I'm autistic, I could never be a "well rounded human being" in the first place.

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>>14402230
Sorry. Don't hold it against me.
I'd like another.

>>14402224
I'm hoping Luna sings in S4, maybe a nice sad one at night.

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>>14402086
>Same kind of humor
I'm SO, SO with >>14402089
P&S had AWFUL humor, KLK is legendary. Unfortunately I can do nothing but be very mad.. and ask.. what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously what are you basing that outrageous claim on?
>klk
Ryoko tells Mako to go ahead on the trolley alone.
Shot of the front of the trolley heading forward slowly-
..Mako isn't on it. wait wtf?
Shot of Mako next to the trolley with her stupid face.
"O-OKAY!" and a shot of her running after the trolley.

..THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS! It was fast, pure humor. AND it further defined Mako as an oblivious weirdo. A character like Mako is a huge opportunity for tons of great jokes, and a character like Panty is a huge opportunity for the.. same sex jokes.. over and over again..
>p&s
>dildo battle
hha - ha heh ha haho ho
:|

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>>14402233
I would like a Celestia/Luna duet

>>14402228
>tfw strait 4s in all your computing subjects
>flunking everything with maths in it

I should not have chosen engineering

>>14402217
unf?

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>>14402230
I would ravage that Celestia so hard you have no idea.

>>14402227
Anon, you're mistaken.

After researching it, humans can indeed survive space exposure for a brief time.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=survival-in-space-unprotected-possible

>>14402242
>flunking maths

How is this possible unless you just sit around shitposting instead of practising and memorizing?

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>>14402245
Tell me more

>>14402252
Because calculus and criteria based assessment

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>>14402228
>Shit at everything
>Autismbux
>610$ every two weeks
>Cheap apartment
>mfw seeing people struggle/homeless people

>>14402250
you know if we had the right kind of natural armor on our bodies we could survive in space by holding our breath

>thick nonporous skin, no gaps
>eyes cover themselves in thick protective lenses
>orifices close themselves

space lizard people when, geneticists?

>>14402222
>eaten some salsa with ghost peppers
Yeah, I have had the same brand. It's cute and gimmicky but they tame it down.
As for that sauce, same shit different bottle.
>Hur I need my fingers clean while eating wings!

I have made salsa using scorpion peppers. And nearly DIED eating some. While, between labored gasps told my family to try some.
Had dishes of nothing but pepper, some beef and a little bit of bamboo, and called it good.
Went to Thai resuraunts and told the cooks that I wanted hot meals that they ate, to the point where they give me the smile of "Oh you fucked up" and they nuke me.
And I smile, thank them and pay them, and become their best friend.
>>14402223
If something is wrong with me, my doc has not found it, and I don't want to be well.

>>14402250
I enjoy bullshitting about things that would take less than two seconds to google. It's a hobby of mine, being proven wrong.

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Can I confess something, MLPG?
I couldn't even finish my freshman year, and had to drop out. I feel like shit doing it, but I couldn't even follow how people bullshitted their way through ten page papers on the most fucking bland subjects.
Sorry for that. Have a pony that's smarter than me.

>>14402278
Welcome to adulthood

>>14402263
I wish I had autism

Why so fast at this hour?

>>14402274
at least now if you're ever in the situation where you have to chance brief space exposure or not, you can make the right decision.

>>14402278
>really, really shit at one thing that's linked to creativity and bending the rules

Congratulations, you're not retarded. You're just autistic.

>>14402263
>1220 a month
Sometimes I wonder why I live where I do, with that much cash I couldn't even rent an apartment in the ghetto

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>First day on the job
>Everything going smoothly
>Suddenly the princess does this to you

What do you do?

>>14402272
>Yeah, I have had the same brand
Unless you went to the same podunk shack I went to and watched them make it for you, I highly doubt it
You don't need to wave your dick around when it comes to eating hot stuff
Just saiyan I don't ever get the chili shits that everyone fears

>>14402278
I dropped out of high school.

Getting my GED soon. Then I'm joining the military.

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>>14402253
Well, first I would Sexual expletive that warms you up to the upcoming confession and then I would Gratuitous sexual deviancy that is disgusting but leaves you wanting more until we're both passed out on the floor

>>14402268
>natural spacesuits

Why not just build bio-mechanical spacesuits we can wear

>>14402292
Wonder why am I pony.

>>14402292
Remain stoic and expressionless, emotion is for main characters.

>>14402294
>joining the military

Why? Why would you ever?

>>14402295
now fill in the blanks

hearing anon's fantasies is my fetish

>fluffle puff lewd being drawn EG style

I don't think I could throw up enough

>>14402294
Me too. Seeya

>>14402293
>I don't ever get the chili shits that everyone fears
Well then I blame my frail Irish body.
But seriously, avoid this fucker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

>>14402237
>image
>filename
>sides

>>14402305
EA pls

>>14402303
They'll pay for college and I get to do something other than sit around all day.

I'm gonna try and get the option on my contract that lets me try out for the Army Rangers, too.

>>14402305
But you're supposed to fill in the blanks. This is how ad libs work, remember?

>>14402289
My apartment costs 170$ a month and has two bed rooms and a nice view of the city, I wish I had a camera.

Although the view isn't much compared to others (It's jersey city guys) I like how cheap it is and how close the stores are.

>>14402301
Some background ponies have shown loads of emotion even without talking.

youtube.com/watch?v=fzCSi32K420

>>14402313
>avoid this fucker
That's the one that was on the wings
They were only allowed to give you two, and I had to sign for it

>>14402294
>>14402321
Do yourself a favor and read/talk to some of the people that have been in the places you're planning on applying to. I really don't think you know what you're getting into.

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>Just got a 24inch monitor from walmart for 15 dollars

I'm ready to suck some dicks
Don't let anyone tell you that /v/ is a bad board

>>14402292

I scream 'NO PLEASE MOMMY DON'T!

>>14402292

Realize it is a small price to pay for getting to be the tiny magical horse

>>14402334
I did talk to people who have been there. A lot.

Since was a teenager, even. I've wanted to join for a long time before now.

>>14402336
God bless America.

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>>14402336
>I'm ready to suck some dicks

>>14402336
Do you actually have it yet? Because they can cancel your order.

>>14402306
Considering how autistic buttmad fluffy got over someone make a downloadable fluffle flash model i can't wait to see it.

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>>14402355
As usual!

>>14402356
Not yet but I finally got around the server loads to get it
Even if they cancel it, I got farther than most.
My friend got 4 and is going to send me one when he picks it up in store

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>less than 20 dollars short of buying a new laptop because the merchant says I need to pay a fee to use paypal
Ironically I have 20 in cash, but need to deposit it in the bank.
>have to go outside

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>>14402334
I'm joining the national guard. There is very little chance of me ever getting put into a position where I have to do something that may involve taking the lives of others. But I would if I had to. It's an easy thing to say, isn't it. To kill somebody and free them from the mortal coil. Would that make you a bad person, to kill someone?

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>>14402360
Are you good at it?

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>>14402330
Burned like shit, didn't it?
Not meaning to dick flex here at all but. I grew some of them.

I bit into one of those fuckers raw.

It felt like Satan shit on my tongue for ten minutes.
http://i.imgur.com/XpM7X6X.jpg
>It made about 10 more peppers.
>So did the other plant.
>I had NO idea what to do with them at that point.

Rarity is not a slut.

>>14402357
He's in the livestream right now
There's some my chem playing right now so it's fitting

>>14402348
Someone that isn't a recruiter anon.

>>14402370
stop using autistic reasoning , killing is bad.

>>14402375
link

>>14402374
Rarity NTR

>>14402376
Fuck you, smart-ass.

I wasn't talking about a recruiter. Recruiters lie.

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>>14402371
god no good god no

>>14402381
But i'm talking about killing for your country, not murder. That makes you a hero! Everyone loves a hero.

>>14402384
boop

You guys always talk about how crazy King Crimson's powers are, but I'm having the worst time figuring out what exactly Gold Experience does.

>>14402389
You're not a hero, you're not battling irredeemable creatures of the dark, you're killing people.

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>>14402385
>There are no Rarity NTR doujins
>not even a rarity NTR fapfic

Gensokyo here I come ;_;

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>>14402388
I'll bet you'll be great at it one day.

>>14402404
Anti-hero then

>>14402387
Then talk to these people you've been talking to in the context of "I will be joining them this year" and they'll be less likely to lie. It's a combination of the most boring/potentially mind wrecking job out there. Most guys spend their paychecks on shitty food, then get a useless degree because the college the gov'ment sends you to doesn't have good programs in the area you're looking into.

>>14402367
Why don't you just use your card or account?

>>14402411
I wish I had someone to learn from
Maybe they could show me first-hand how to do it right

>>14402404
Even better, women love a dark brooding warrior with a heart of gold.

That is, before they get abused. Maybe that is the appeal you think? Women love abuse? Or maybe they think they can mend a broken man, like putting a bandaid on a cut. See this is good fiction right here, it would make for a great obituary.

>>14402415
Anon, I've been hearing that ever since I've been asking ex-enlisted about what it was like. Except for the government sending you to a college, I'm certain you get to choose.

Why are you so dedicated to stopping me from joining?

What do I buy a girl for her birthday if we've only been dating for two months?

>>14402437
ask her what she wants?

>>14402419
>not both hands

>>14402437
A pony

*farts*

>>14402437
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box

If you love pony, why do you keep spanking her so much?

>>14402433
I see someone going from high school to the military as someone who has no idea what to do with their lives and just wants to stall for time until they can figure that out. But hey it's your life, I'm not even gonna talk about it anymore.

>>14402450
What do you buy your pony girlfriend if you've been dating 2 months?

>>14402461
She makes me.

>>14402465
A pretty dress!

>>14402381
>killing
>bad

Most humans are bad, both for other humans and for the planet they live on

By killing, you are more likely to create a net good than a net wrong

>human live
>intrinsic value

Made up by people that know their lives mean nothing and can't deal with it. Everyone with autism is free from delusions of self worth and knows very well that their suicidal philantropy trip is the best thing they could ever do. Dumb militants dead, and then you in the ground just like them. Could your life be any more fruitful? Doubtful.

>>14402463
Don't just insult me and then say you're not going to talk about it anymore, you shithead.

I don't know if a Marine touched you when you were little or something, but I know what I want to do.

>>14402475
This sounds like something I would read in r/atheism or in a ironic shitpost on /v/

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>>14402476
You can touch me, Anon

>>14402476
>Not wanting the guards to touch you

>>14402485
I'm being serious here. /r/atheism is all "hurr durr god isn't real but we should all create happiness and enjoy life"

Bullshit. God is real, and there are people he doesn't consider people. Jesus was a false messiah.

Go forth and kill the goyim and get your goyim self killed, it'll benefit everyone.

>>14402487
Whenever I see lewd Twilight I can only think of her awkwardly trying to hit on anon while he tries to avoid all of her advancements because she's not his waifu.

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>>14402385
pls no
not best pony and a meh fetish

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>>14402466
What else does she make you do? Should I be concerned?

>>14402463
Hey, fuck you pal.

>>14402496
who's your favourite pony

>>14402504
It fits her characters so well, though.

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>>14402472
I think I might have messed up.

>>14402512
1: Rarity
2: Sweetie Belle
3: Twist
....
Impossibly low: Rainbow Dash

>>14402512
If you don't like the discussion, ignore it.

Don't try to force pony down everyone's throats. That's what makes shitposters start shitposting.

>>14402502
I'm glad we're on the same page, lol

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>>14402496
pony loves you

>>14402506
Sometimes she makes me give her my wallet and then she just kind of disappears for the rest of the day.

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>>14402515
No it doesn't

>>14402518
Whoa
We pretty close to niggas

>>14402463
So that's it then?

You're done, just like that?

What a fucking moron. I'm sure your life is on track.

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>>14402519
tell us about your favorite pony, anon

>>14402521
Yellow is worst color. Derpy is broniest pony.

tfw you get a boner when the doctor probes your ass

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>>14402527
It totally does.

Just because she wants to fuck other stallions in front of you doesn't mean she doesn't love you.

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>>14402528
Who's your favorite pony, anon?

>>14402529
Tell us what direction you chose to cause your life to stop here, telling an anon to talk about little horse cartoons.

>>14402519
But Anon
MLPG is a pony based thread

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>>14402533

>>14402418
It's not a credit card, just a VISA debit card, and they apparently can't process it. I can probably just pay via my account, but it'd be nicer if it just werked via my debit.
Despite saying they accept Paypal they have 0 methods of paying via paypal on their site, and no information about it (they sprung the fee on me via email exchanges).

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>>14402540
Is it really?

>>14402538
You do know that mlpg is the least serious place on /mlp/, right? Stop not having fun.

>>14402544
>they sprung the fee on me via email exchanges
Sounds dodgy as fuck

>>14402545
Yes, it is.

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>>14402549
That's a great pony you posted.

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>>14402544
>Can't accept a visa debit
Sounds scammy anon.

>>14402552
But I didn't post any po- OH I GET IT.

>>14402551
Yeah, no.

I'm not gonna listen to YOU preach about this being a pony-only place.

Didn't you say you were done being two people? Why are you trying so hard to be two different people?

>>14402551
Please, you only support the thread when RCH jizzes on toys.
Or when you attention whore harder then he does.

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I've filmed myself cumming on pony toys in the past
I've got a girlfriend

Why don't you?

Guys, my favorite character on the show are mostly the villainous females.

Why do I enjoy when pony is naughty

>>14402568
Because I'm fat and have self-esteem issues

>>14402554
We ought to find out

>>14402568
>not filming yourself cumming inside your girlfriend while playing with pony toys on her body

>>14402554
I'm more attracted to EqG rarity than pony rarity

I'm more attracted to twinky genderswapped twilight sparkle than any other horse

>>14402553
Why does no one ever call out Diamond Tiara's dad on being a greasy salesman. He's richer than the Apple Family and they do all the work. If the ponies can line up at Sweet Apple Acres for cider why can't they do it for zap apple jam?

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>>14402550
>>14402557
>Sounds dodgy as fuck
I know. It seems they're legit however because I was referred there by a Gentooman and there's complaints about delivery times and other non-shill supporting details across the web.

>>14402553
Please don't bully and imply my favourite filly is a Jew!

>>14402569
Because you're an edgy person and are bored with genuinely nice, pleasant people as characters.

>>14402579
>Pale redhead
I assumed she was irish.

>>14402579
Hey, that's my favorite too!

Have you got a toy of her, by any chance?

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>>14402584
That's better.
Too bad she'll never have any backstory explained like DT has.

>>14402578
This is actually a good point. Probably because the jam keeps longer and can be sold year round and the Apples can't spend all their time rotating and selling stock when they could make a lump sum of money and just get rid of their once a year harvest.

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>>14402568
Because I have extremely high standards which someone like me really shouldn't have. I'm kind of shy when approaching women or men when it's about anything more than friendship. In relationships I'm not forward or aggressive enough to make any moves. And I'm also not interesting enough to make people interested in spending long periods of time with me. I'm also very clingy.
I don't have a boyfriend because I'm afraid a lot of gay or bi guys aren't into black dudes and I don't date black guys.