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The grey one never stops talking edition

old >>14397552
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>rape
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>rape
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I wish I was Fluttershy's colt
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>>14401916
>>14401918
This is a bad meme.
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>>14401910
yeah but
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>>14401921
get raped
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Is that moot?
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>>14401922
What's the matter, Rarity?
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>>14401910
Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>14401930
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AWAKEN THE LETH TO BOOP THE THREAD
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Who is the best princess for sexual?
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>>14401938
The motherly one
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>>14401920
You wouldn't be allowed outside to play, or do any rough sports fun, practice magic or fly...
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>>14401938
Diana.
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>>14401923
>>14401933
I hope we get to see her in S4, at least in the background.
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>>14401938
princess Rarity.
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http://mlpg.co/twily
http://mlpg.co/derpy
http://mlpg.co/dashie

http://mlpg.co/ponk
http://mlpg.co/applejack
http://mlpg.co/rarity

I think that is all of them.
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>>14401934
I-I think I messed up
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>>14401945
I want her to forcefully turn me into a colt and mind break me with motherly love
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>>14401944
Is that the pink princess who's name I cannot remember
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>>14401954
Can I have a different pony?
This one talks too much and eats all my food.
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>>14401938
The princess of love of course~
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Pony is begging you to punish them for cumming without permission.

How do you proceed?
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>>14401958
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If anyone missed it because I'm slow as butts
Get gta for 19 bucks

https://www.walmart.com/wmflows/flows/guestcheckout?clearEmail=Y
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>>14401964
>The princess of love
Fluttetershy?
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>>14401965
unf
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>>14401973
Why is Wal-Mart selling GTA 5 for 20 bucks again
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>>14401972
I'm sorry, Rarity.
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>>14401973
only for murricunts.
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>>14401962
No. This pony loves you and wants you to hug her like you do to your plushie.
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>>14401972
>It's her fake eyebrows flying off and landing.

Took me a second.
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So can we all agree, like 5/10 at best?
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>>14401831
>hating KLK
I guess not everyone can be saved
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>>14401973
Nigga who cares? ALL THE METAL GEAR RISING DLC IS FREE NOW
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>>14401982
She's just glad you care that much to try.
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>>14401995
Well to be honest, I thought I was going to not have enough room to get you all in one page.
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>>14401964
Can one truly love a fictional princess?

I mean, can one utterly, truly, wholly, give oneself to a cartoon pony

Because cadance would be that pony
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>>14402000
I want to rub my face against her paws
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>>14401938
None because furfags are the scum of the earth

The princesses agree. Human should love human, pony should love pony.
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>>14402000
I want a footjob while she takes a hit
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>>14402000
>Smoking weed.
>No pictures of Gilda getting high as fuck off some Catnip a pony is growing in her garden for her tea.
>No pictures of said pony chasing her off with a broom.
>Or a garden hose.
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>>14402009
Princesses can't tell me what to do.
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>>14402018
But she's part bird, catnip would have no effect.
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>>14402018
>It's fluttershy's garden
>She's gotten into the kittens stash
>She doesn't have the heart to chase her off but Angel's been pelting her with fruit for the last hour
>Oh god she's going for the yarn
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>>14402023
Imagine of Jappeack had been animated this well...
How horrifying would that have been?
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>>14402023
horrifying
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>>14402026
It would get her half baked
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>>14401991
I'm sorry I just don't appreciate thematically childish cartoons with softcore pornography and rape jokes any more.

Feel free to call me a pleb for not eating up the edgiest flavor of the month i've ever seen.
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>>14402018
>>14402000
>>14402016
>>14402027
>>14402026
>>14402033
Kill yourselves
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>>14402023
It's pretty much the eyes that make it horrifying.
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>>14402026
Do YOU know if Catnip would do nothing to a gryphon?
Are YOU a wizard?!
I THOUGHT not, you fuck.
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>>14402023
Is this MLP as realized by Spumco
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>>14402033
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>>14402026
>Rolls in catnip
>Splashes around in the bird bath
>Hordes all the seed to herself
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>>14402040
>He thinks there aren't any wizards on MLPG
>HE'S NOT A WIZARD
Heh.
Go back into your dwarven cave.
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>>14402037
Catnip isn't a drug, faggot.
Your privilege:
[ ]Checked
[x]In need of checking.
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>>14402034
>calling any animated series childish or flavor of the month while posting in an mlp thread
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>>14402052
It's a drug for cats and if I ever had a cat I would never let it near the stuff.
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>>14402050
>Go back into your dwarven cave.

Y-ye too...
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>>14402023
That's actually really well done and fluid
I like it
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>>14402056
MLP is like 3 years old now and i've been an on again off again fan since nov 2010. I don't think this is flavor of the month anymore.
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>>14402056
You can like MLP and know you have shit taste, you know.
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I drew a Scootaloo and now I'm going to bed.

Goodnight Mlpg
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Time for night princess!
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>>14402068
it's bandwagon shit. it's all the same thing.
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>>14402071
Your art is shit
Your waifu is shit

Pls improve art and waifu sweetie belle
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>>14402034
Why does no one on this site no what the word edgy means?
Why does everyone think it's some kind of insult you can use to win an argument?
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>>14402071
That's a pretty okay horse. Good job.
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>>14402034
Did you watch Panty and Stocking? It took me a while to warm up to KLK, but when I did, I realised it was the same kind of humor. Also Mako is cute.

>thematically childish
He says in MLPG. Hue hue hue.

>rape jokes
That was one scene, and it wasn't really a joke. You can go back to Tumblr if it's too much for you.
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>>14402086
Don't you dare. Panty and Stocking was nothing but dick and fart jokes, KlK is thankfully nowhere near as crude
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>>14402027
>One ball sets sail over her.
>Her head snaps to focus on the object and leaps.
>Misses completely as her form sails past the ball, claws flailing at the one strand of string emerging from it.
>Before it hits the ground she manages to tackle the tiny ball.
>Fluttershy watches helplessly as a precious ball of yarn is swatted out of her property.
>Towards town.
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>>14402060
It's a tea for humans.

Salt is a drug for horses, do you want to ban that too?
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>>14402081
I try anon, I try. This was kind of a doodle after practicing some anatomy.

Sweetie Belle is pretty good too.
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>>14402094
Everything that alters your state of mind is a drug now

So food is a drug for everything. Ban food.
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>>14402094
>>14402105
>PSYCHOACTIVE DRUGS ARE THE SAME AS FOOD
Fuck off pothead.
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>>14402023
I would watch it.
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>>14402105
>Hunger has you in a state of delusion.
>Ban hunger.
>Africa is nuked.
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>>14402086
>Did you watch Panty and Stocking?

I did and it was absolutely one of the worst things I have ever, ever seen. Ever. It was terrible. In fact, I remember watching PSG and thinking it would be in what would become the lynchpin in what killed all of my interest in anime. It wasn't funny, I didn't even smirk a little. I cringed at how bad it was for the 4 episodes I did watched.

>complaining about things being thematically childish in MLPG
I am aware ofthe irony, but if you bothered to read what I said I said thematically childish WITH SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY. There is a difference between watching a cartoon with daffy duck being whacky (like mlp is) and a cartoon with daffy duck making wacky sex jokes.
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>>14402114
They should have just grabbed a Snickers.
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>>14402114
>Africa just blips off the maps
>it's still there, but it's just one giant black market with no nations
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>>14402089
Panty and Stocking had some genuinely funny moments that weren't sex jokes. It's also the same director, so I don't think it's too far off to say they're similar.
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>>14402116
There were quite a few "sexy" jokes in old Looney Tunes cartoons
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>>14402116
I guess it's just not your thing.
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>>14402105
Not armorfag approved genetically engineered nutrient slop served with a side of "meat"!

Oh wait that still changes your brain chemistry

>>14402112
You evolved to get high off food. If you didn't, you would starve.

The foods with the most dramatic effect tend to be the least nutritious, making them drugs with coincidental caloric content

Also your anti-drug logic (more like rhetoric, that's all it is) is logically flawed just like your rationalization for not being an awful human being
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>>14402125
>Whites in the south now yell at blacks "GO BACK TO [redirected]!!"
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>>14402131
anon i'm just going to tell you now, when he responds to you it will be horribly wrong and you will be tempted to try and set him right

don't. he's hopeless. don't respond to him at all and he might finally kill himself.
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>tfw finally done with college
>tfw laying in bed with my tablet reading mlp and watching old pone episodes
>tfw that comfy feel of not having to worry about any assignments or anything
Ahh... this is the life mlpg.
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>>14402131
Getting high on illegal narcotics make you want to eat food.
Marijuanas are a gateway drug to harder stuff like, chips.
And chocolate milk!
Or a soup containing these two drus!
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>>14402105
>>14402114
>>14402125
>>14402132
This reminds me a bit of Unknown Armies. It seems like the type of thing that would happen.
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*Touch fluffy tail*
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>>14402131
>>14402143
>I'M GOING TO COMPARE WEED AND A STEAK GUYS.
Fuck off.

Exactly why I hate potheads, if they can't defend their precious drug they start comparing foods to it.
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>/mlpg/ - Drugs
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>>14402151
Oh my god go have a fucking salad.
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>>14402153
What is with the sudden anti-drug shitposting all over 4chan nowadays?
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I love shitposting with drugs and sex. It's probably the only reason I come here post-/co/.
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>>14402151
>not eating weed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hempseed#Nutrition
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>>14402151
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5SUdLIBV4
FEAR NOT COMRADE.
I HAVE THE PROOFS OF HOW BAD THE EVIL DRUG IS!

You sound this retarded. Non drug user here.
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>>14402150
What would happen if you touched Luna's tail?

would you fall into space?
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>>14402170
yes
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>>14402162
furries are accepted now so they moved to the next fringe topic
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>>14402162
>nowadays
It's been a /b/ trolling (and thus sitewide virus) topic for ages.
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>>14402154
>if you're out of toilet paper, take a shower afterwards
OH FUCK, HE'S ONTO ME
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>>14402162
This.
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>>14402162
There's one black NEET in New Jersey that's dedicated to shitposting in MLPG about drugs.
I don't know about other boards.
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>>14402170
>touch Luna's tail
>hand is frozen solid
>begin screaming
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>>14402171
That seems dangerous.

I mean, it can't be healthy what with all the space radiation giving everyone around her cancers of various lethality
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>>14402164
I love talking about my sexlife on MLPG
I love it because it seems like no-one else on MLPG has one

I also taunt /r9k/
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>>14402177
>>14402154
>Literal shitposting.
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>>14402172
>furries
>accepted

On MLPG maybe

Every other board that isn't /v/, /g/, /co/,/ and /vp/ hates them with a passion.
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>>14402186
It's actually just like a portable hole. It takes up more space that you'd think, but if you fall in you fall ten feet and wrench your shoulder or something.
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This is your queen
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>>14402182
>black NEET

That last point was redundant.
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>>14402154
>Sometimes eat a hot pepper if you want to feel something.

>And try walking out of that employee restroom without looking like you just fired mace out of your ass like buckshot.
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>>14402141
Now you have to worry about a job, rent, insurance, and getting a gf.
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>>14402200
>getting sick from peppers

You have a gut infection

Seriously bro
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>>14402185
Actually, you don't turn into ice in space, the vacuum sucks all liquid from you and would in fact turn your hand into the equivalent of human jerky.

The more you know.
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>>14402194
/tg/ and /k/ too.
/mu/ seems really indifferent to them as well.
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>all the tech progress in the world

Soon i shall touch the pony.
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>>14402204
>He hasn't had chili shits.

You need to step up from pussy "hot" peppers.
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>>14402206
>/tg/
>monstergirls
>furry

TAKE IT BACK
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>>14402201
>job
had 5 offers before i even graduated (majored in mechanical engineering).
>rent/insurance
see above
>getting a gf
yea... got me there.
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>>14402205
Would the vacuum suck the liquid from your hand through your skin or something?

I was told that astronauts can survive very brief exposure to vacuum as well. That seems contradictory.
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Let's play "find the show related posts in MLPG"

Ready? Go.
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>>14402198
So what if I'm a black NEET?
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>>14402207
Pony wears the virtual reality saddle.
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>>14402215
Then you're just black.
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>>14402208
>eaten some salsa with ghost peppers
>eaten chili with sauce that comes in a coffin
>eaten hot wings that you need to wear gloves for
>never gotten more than the sweats for an extended period of time
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>>14402208
Already did

You have something wrong with you, or you're eating them with improperly prepared beans or something and don't even chew. I never eat beans or grains with my peppers. I'm too lazy to prepare them or chew them well enough to actually digest them.
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This is the cutest princess.
I hope she gets a song.
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>>14402200
I can hear that click from selecting the box
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>>14402212
>I was told that astronauts can survive very brief exposure to vacuum

This is a myth, in even the briefest of exposures of a total vacuum the air would be sucked out of you so violently it would turn your lungs inside out and pull them out. You would then become blind and you would die within seconds afterwards
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>>14402211
>tfw doing EE
>tfw shit GPA
>tfw going to get no offers with one of the most sought after degrees
>tfw might not even get a job
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>>14402194
I've seen them get more than a fair share of hate on co and v. I haven't used those in a bit, though.
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>>14402224
She had one...
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>>14402228
Do co-op. I did it my third year and it's the reason why I got a lot of job offers since I have experience.
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>>14402228
>tfw you had a 4.0 GPA
>until english and history classes came along
>0.0s fucking everything up

Fuck degree requirements. I'm autistic, I could never be a "well rounded human being" in the first place.
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>>14402230
Sorry. Don't hold it against me.
I'd like another.
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>>14402224
I'm hoping Luna sings in S4, maybe a nice sad one at night.
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>>14402086
>Same kind of humor
I'm SO, SO with >>14402089
P&S had AWFUL humor, KLK is legendary. Unfortunately I can do nothing but be very mad.. and ask.. what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously what are you basing that outrageous claim on?
>klk
Ryoko tells Mako to go ahead on the trolley alone.
Shot of the front of the trolley heading forward slowly-
..Mako isn't on it. wait wtf?
Shot of Mako next to the trolley with her stupid face.
"O-OKAY!" and a shot of her running after the trolley.

..THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS! It was fast, pure humor. AND it further defined Mako as an oblivious weirdo. A character like Mako is a huge opportunity for tons of great jokes, and a character like Panty is a huge opportunity for the.. same sex jokes.. over and over again..
>p&s
>dildo battle
hha - ha heh ha haho ho
:|
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>>14402233
I would like a Celestia/Luna duet
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>>14402228
>tfw strait 4s in all your computing subjects
>flunking everything with maths in it

I should not have chosen engineering
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>>14402217
unf?
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>>14402230
I would ravage that Celestia so hard you have no idea.
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>>14402227
Anon, you're mistaken.

After researching it, humans can indeed survive space exposure for a brief time.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=survival-in-space-unprotected-possible
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>>14402242
>flunking maths

How is this possible unless you just sit around shitposting instead of practising and memorizing?
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>>14402245
Tell me more
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>>14402252
Because calculus and criteria based assessment
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>>14402228
>Shit at everything
>Autismbux
>610$ every two weeks
>Cheap apartment
>mfw seeing people struggle/homeless people
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>>14402250
you know if we had the right kind of natural armor on our bodies we could survive in space by holding our breath

>thick nonporous skin, no gaps
>eyes cover themselves in thick protective lenses
>orifices close themselves

space lizard people when, geneticists?
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>>14402222
>eaten some salsa with ghost peppers
Yeah, I have had the same brand. It's cute and gimmicky but they tame it down.
As for that sauce, same shit different bottle.
>Hur I need my fingers clean while eating wings!

I have made salsa using scorpion peppers. And nearly DIED eating some. While, between labored gasps told my family to try some.
Had dishes of nothing but pepper, some beef and a little bit of bamboo, and called it good.
Went to Thai resuraunts and told the cooks that I wanted hot meals that they ate, to the point where they give me the smile of "Oh you fucked up" and they nuke me.
And I smile, thank them and pay them, and become their best friend.
>>14402223
If something is wrong with me, my doc has not found it, and I don't want to be well.
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>>14402250
I enjoy bullshitting about things that would take less than two seconds to google. It's a hobby of mine, being proven wrong.
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Can I confess something, MLPG?
I couldn't even finish my freshman year, and had to drop out. I feel like shit doing it, but I couldn't even follow how people bullshitted their way through ten page papers on the most fucking bland subjects.
Sorry for that. Have a pony that's smarter than me.
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>>14402278
Welcome to adulthood
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>>14402263
I wish I had autism
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Why so fast at this hour?
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>>14402274
at least now if you're ever in the situation where you have to chance brief space exposure or not, you can make the right decision.
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>>14402278
>really, really shit at one thing that's linked to creativity and bending the rules

Congratulations, you're not retarded. You're just autistic.
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>>14402263
>1220 a month
Sometimes I wonder why I live where I do, with that much cash I couldn't even rent an apartment in the ghetto
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>First day on the job
>Everything going smoothly
>Suddenly the princess does this to you

What do you do?
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>>14402272
>Yeah, I have had the same brand
Unless you went to the same podunk shack I went to and watched them make it for you, I highly doubt it
You don't need to wave your dick around when it comes to eating hot stuff
Just saiyan I don't ever get the chili shits that everyone fears
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>>14402278
I dropped out of high school.

Getting my GED soon. Then I'm joining the military.
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>>14402253
Well, first I would Sexual expletive that warms you up to the upcoming confession and then I would Gratuitous sexual deviancy that is disgusting but leaves you wanting more until we're both passed out on the floor
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>>14402268
>natural spacesuits

Why not just build bio-mechanical spacesuits we can wear
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>>14402292
Wonder why am I pony.
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>>14402292
Remain stoic and expressionless, emotion is for main characters.
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>>14402294
>joining the military

Why? Why would you ever?
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>>14402295
now fill in the blanks

hearing anon's fantasies is my fetish
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>fluffle puff lewd being drawn EG style

I don't think I could throw up enough
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>>14402294
Me too. Seeya
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>>14402293
>I don't ever get the chili shits that everyone fears
Well then I blame my frail Irish body.
But seriously, avoid this fucker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
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>>14402237
>image
>filename
>sides
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>>14402305
EA pls
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>>14402303
They'll pay for college and I get to do something other than sit around all day.

I'm gonna try and get the option on my contract that lets me try out for the Army Rangers, too.
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>>14402305
But you're supposed to fill in the blanks. This is how ad libs work, remember?
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>>14402289
My apartment costs 170$ a month and has two bed rooms and a nice view of the city, I wish I had a camera.

Although the view isn't much compared to others (It's jersey city guys) I like how cheap it is and how close the stores are.
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>>14402301
Some background ponies have shown loads of emotion even without talking.

youtube.com/watch?v=fzCSi32K420
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>>14402313
>avoid this fucker
That's the one that was on the wings
They were only allowed to give you two, and I had to sign for it
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>>14402294
>>14402321
Do yourself a favor and read/talk to some of the people that have been in the places you're planning on applying to. I really don't think you know what you're getting into.
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>Just got a 24inch monitor from walmart for 15 dollars

I'm ready to suck some dicks
Don't let anyone tell you that /v/ is a bad board
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>>14402292

I scream 'NO PLEASE MOMMY DON'T!
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>>14402292

Realize it is a small price to pay for getting to be the tiny magical horse
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>>14402334
I did talk to people who have been there. A lot.

Since was a teenager, even. I've wanted to join for a long time before now.
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>>14402336
God bless America.
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>>14402336
>I'm ready to suck some dicks
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>>14402336
Do you actually have it yet? Because they can cancel your order.
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>>14402306
Considering how autistic buttmad fluffy got over someone make a downloadable fluffle flash model i can't wait to see it.
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>>14402355
As usual!
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>>14402356
Not yet but I finally got around the server loads to get it
Even if they cancel it, I got farther than most.
My friend got 4 and is going to send me one when he picks it up in store
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>less than 20 dollars short of buying a new laptop because the merchant says I need to pay a fee to use paypal
Ironically I have 20 in cash, but need to deposit it in the bank.
>have to go outside
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>>14402334
I'm joining the national guard. There is very little chance of me ever getting put into a position where I have to do something that may involve taking the lives of others. But I would if I had to. It's an easy thing to say, isn't it. To kill somebody and free them from the mortal coil. Would that make you a bad person, to kill someone?
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>>14402360
Are you good at it?
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>>14402330
Burned like shit, didn't it?
Not meaning to dick flex here at all but. I grew some of them.

I bit into one of those fuckers raw.

It felt like Satan shit on my tongue for ten minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/XpM7X6X.jpg
>It made about 10 more peppers.
>So did the other plant.
>I had NO idea what to do with them at that point.
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Rarity is not a slut.
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>>14402357
He's in the livestream right now
There's some my chem playing right now so it's fitting
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>>14402348
Someone that isn't a recruiter anon.
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>>14402370
stop using autistic reasoning , killing is bad.
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>>14402375
link
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>>14402374
Rarity NTR
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>>14402376
Fuck you, smart-ass.

I wasn't talking about a recruiter. Recruiters lie.
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>>14402371
god no good god no
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>>14402381
But i'm talking about killing for your country, not murder. That makes you a hero! Everyone loves a hero.
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>>14402384
boop
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You guys always talk about how crazy King Crimson's powers are, but I'm having the worst time figuring out what exactly Gold Experience does.
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>>14402389
You're not a hero, you're not battling irredeemable creatures of the dark, you're killing people.
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>>14402385
>There are no Rarity NTR doujins
>not even a rarity NTR fapfic

Gensokyo here I come ;_;
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>>14402388
I'll bet you'll be great at it one day.
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>>14402404
Anti-hero then
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>>14402387
Then talk to these people you've been talking to in the context of "I will be joining them this year" and they'll be less likely to lie. It's a combination of the most boring/potentially mind wrecking job out there. Most guys spend their paychecks on shitty food, then get a useless degree because the college the gov'ment sends you to doesn't have good programs in the area you're looking into.
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>>14402367
Why don't you just use your card or account?
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>>14402411
I wish I had someone to learn from
Maybe they could show me first-hand how to do it right
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>>14402404
Even better, women love a dark brooding warrior with a heart of gold.

That is, before they get abused. Maybe that is the appeal you think? Women love abuse? Or maybe they think they can mend a broken man, like putting a bandaid on a cut. See this is good fiction right here, it would make for a great obituary.
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>>14402415
Anon, I've been hearing that ever since I've been asking ex-enlisted about what it was like. Except for the government sending you to a college, I'm certain you get to choose.

Why are you so dedicated to stopping me from joining?
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What do I buy a girl for her birthday if we've only been dating for two months?
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>>14402437
ask her what she wants?
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>>14402419
>not both hands
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>>14402437
A pony
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*farts*
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>>14402437
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
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If you love pony, why do you keep spanking her so much?
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>>14402433
I see someone going from high school to the military as someone who has no idea what to do with their lives and just wants to stall for time until they can figure that out. But hey it's your life, I'm not even gonna talk about it anymore.
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>>14402450
What do you buy your pony girlfriend if you've been dating 2 months?
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>>14402461
She makes me.
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>>14402465
A pretty dress!
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>>14402381
>killing
>bad

Most humans are bad, both for other humans and for the planet they live on

By killing, you are more likely to create a net good than a net wrong

>human live
>intrinsic value

Made up by people that know their lives mean nothing and can't deal with it. Everyone with autism is free from delusions of self worth and knows very well that their suicidal philantropy trip is the best thing they could ever do. Dumb militants dead, and then you in the ground just like them. Could your life be any more fruitful? Doubtful.
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>>14402463
Don't just insult me and then say you're not going to talk about it anymore, you shithead.

I don't know if a Marine touched you when you were little or something, but I know what I want to do.
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>>14402475
This sounds like something I would read in r/atheism or in a ironic shitpost on /v/
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>>14402476
You can touch me, Anon
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>>14402476
>Not wanting the guards to touch you
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>>14402485
I'm being serious here. /r/atheism is all "hurr durr god isn't real but we should all create happiness and enjoy life"

Bullshit. God is real, and there are people he doesn't consider people. Jesus was a false messiah.

Go forth and kill the goyim and get your goyim self killed, it'll benefit everyone.
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>>14402487
Whenever I see lewd Twilight I can only think of her awkwardly trying to hit on anon while he tries to avoid all of her advancements because she's not his waifu.
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>>14402385
pls no
not best pony and a meh fetish
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>>14402466
What else does she make you do? Should I be concerned?
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>>14402463
Hey, fuck you pal.
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>>14402496
who's your favourite pony
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>>14402504
It fits her characters so well, though.
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>>14402472
I think I might have messed up.
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>>14402512
1: Rarity
2: Sweetie Belle
3: Twist
....
Impossibly low: Rainbow Dash
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>>14402512
If you don't like the discussion, ignore it.

Don't try to force pony down everyone's throats. That's what makes shitposters start shitposting.
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>>14402502
I'm glad we're on the same page, lol
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>>14402496
pony loves you
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>>14402506
Sometimes she makes me give her my wallet and then she just kind of disappears for the rest of the day.
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>>14402515
No it doesn't

>>14402518
Whoa
We pretty close to niggas
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>>14402463
So that's it then?

You're done, just like that?

What a fucking moron. I'm sure your life is on track.
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>>14402519
tell us about your favorite pony, anon
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>>14402521
Yellow is worst color. Derpy is broniest pony.
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tfw you get a boner when the doctor probes your ass
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>>14402527
It totally does.

Just because she wants to fuck other stallions in front of you doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
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>>14402528
Who's your favorite pony, anon?
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>>14402529
Tell us what direction you chose to cause your life to stop here, telling an anon to talk about little horse cartoons.
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>>14402519
But Anon
MLPG is a pony based thread
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>>14402533
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>>14402418
It's not a credit card, just a VISA debit card, and they apparently can't process it. I can probably just pay via my account, but it'd be nicer if it just werked via my debit.
Despite saying they accept Paypal they have 0 methods of paying via paypal on their site, and no information about it (they sprung the fee on me via email exchanges).
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>>14402540
Is it really?
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>>14402538
You do know that mlpg is the least serious place on /mlp/, right? Stop not having fun.
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>>14402544
>they sprung the fee on me via email exchanges
Sounds dodgy as fuck
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>>14402545
Yes, it is.
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>>14402549
That's a great pony you posted.
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>>14402544
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>>14402544
>Can't accept a visa debit
Sounds scammy anon.
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>>14402552
But I didn't post any po- OH I GET IT.
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>>14402551
Yeah, no.

I'm not gonna listen to YOU preach about this being a pony-only place.

Didn't you say you were done being two people? Why are you trying so hard to be two different people?
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>>14402551
Please, you only support the thread when RCH jizzes on toys.
Or when you attention whore harder then he does.
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I've filmed myself cumming on pony toys in the past
I've got a girlfriend

Why don't you?
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Guys, my favorite character on the show are mostly the villainous females.

Why do I enjoy when pony is naughty
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>>14402568
Because I'm fat and have self-esteem issues
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>>14402554
We ought to find out
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>>14402568
>not filming yourself cumming inside your girlfriend while playing with pony toys on her body
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>>14402554
I'm more attracted to EqG rarity than pony rarity

I'm more attracted to twinky genderswapped twilight sparkle than any other horse
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>>14402553
Why does no one ever call out Diamond Tiara's dad on being a greasy salesman. He's richer than the Apple Family and they do all the work. If the ponies can line up at Sweet Apple Acres for cider why can't they do it for zap apple jam?
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>>14402550
>>14402557
>Sounds dodgy as fuck
I know. It seems they're legit however because I was referred there by a Gentooman and there's complaints about delivery times and other non-shill supporting details across the web.

>>14402553
Please don't bully and imply my favourite filly is a Jew!
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>>14402569
Because you're an edgy person and are bored with genuinely nice, pleasant people as characters.
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>>14402579
>Pale redhead
I assumed she was irish.
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>>14402579
Hey, that's my favorite too!

Have you got a toy of her, by any chance?
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>>14402584
That's better.
Too bad she'll never have any backstory explained like DT has.
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>>14402578
This is actually a good point. Probably because the jam keeps longer and can be sold year round and the Apples can't spend all their time rotating and selling stock when they could make a lump sum of money and just get rid of their once a year harvest.
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>>14402568
Because I have extremely high standards which someone like me really shouldn't have. I'm kind of shy when approaching women or men when it's about anything more than friendship. In relationships I'm not forward or aggressive enough to make any moves. And I'm also not interesting enough to make people interested in spending long periods of time with me. I'm also very clingy.
I don't have a boyfriend because I'm afraid a lot of gay or bi guys aren't into black dudes and I don't date black guys.
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>>14402535
What it means it that I can't satisfy her needs, despite giving her everything

It would be toxic for us to stay together.
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>>14402568
I wonder if those infamous youtube vids are from you
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>>14402590
DT has a better dynamic going for her than a boring candy pony with no style. Twist a shit.
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>>14402569
Two of the hottest females on the show are antagonistic.

It's Gilda and Trixie. DT and SS are shit.
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>>14402592
Or maybe he's like an importer exporter and the Apples worked out a deal with him to ship the jam to other towns. He might be making all his bits by bringing in cherries or something to sell in Ponyville.
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>>14402590
>Irish.
>With those eyes.
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>>14402597
Twilight likes what she sees.
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>>14402578
Rarity turned dirt farmers into canterlot nobility in a week. Applejack is just shit at business, Granny smith is too senile, and Big Mac is all about the work and doesn't have the head for all them numbers. Applebloom will be the one in charge of the books when the time comes and only then will they actually start making a profit.
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>>14402597
I'd fuck a black guy
I'm a short top, so you'd have to be cool with that
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>>14402598
But she loves you.
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>>14402598
the only thing you could give her is a fit of laughter when she learns your hobby

and a reason to get a restraining order
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>>14402612
Sometimes love isn't enough for a healthy relationship.
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>>14402604
ur shit, fag
lolrekt
>>14402606
Filthy Dick probably does that with a lot of different products. He did inherit the general store, after all.
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>>14402582
>tfw that describes you

i just want someone i can relate to without having to become a genuinely nice person. i can't become a nice person.

i got diagnosed with the spergers last week. it's official, i'm a permanent asshole by nature.

>>14402568
i don't think i can love anyone as more than an aesthetically pleasing heat source because i'm an awful sack of subhuman meat

i don't want to hurt anyones feelings by being my emotionless, shallow self
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>>14402618
Yes it is.
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>>14402602
>no style
0/10
>different body shape than other ponies
>megane
>dat lisp
>Pinkie fro
>genki

>>14402587
Unfortunately no. I'm tempted to pick one up, but can't even find any minifigs being sold... She's so unloved. ._.
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>>14402618
So you'd just break her heart like that?
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>>14402620
>ur shit

not as shit as ur waifu
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>>14402631
No style

No personality

Nothing to involve in an episode

>BUT SHE WEARS GLASSES
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>>14402618
Your gut is too big for a healthy relationship for anyone with standards
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>>14402624
Go to bed Rainbow Dash
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>>14402624
There's nothing wrong with being spontaneous, Anon.
>>14402631
When she grows up and gets out of ugly duckling phase and fixes her hair, we can talk. I already rarely enjoy fillies as it is.
>>14402637
u don't even no my wifi
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>>14402655
i kno ur wifi password tho

and im hacking your computer
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>>14402624
>Watches ponies
>Autistic

You needed a doctor to figure that out?
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>He's got a gf
Why would you even be here if you've got someone to cuddle and kiss?

I thought the whole reason MLPG exists is to sooth our all consuming emptiness
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>>14402655
>I already rarely enjoy fillies as it is.
Bad taste alert
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>>14402661
GOOD LUCK, I'M BEHIND SEVEN PONIES
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>>14402635
It's fine, she has plenty of other stallions to fill her needs, if I was that important to her she wouldn't need any other stallions.
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>>14402674
if she ever needs a fatass she's got you on speed dial though
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>>14402669
Scootaloo is the only good.
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>>14402668
I didn't feel a consuming emptiness until I started browsing MLPG>
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>>14402678
I didn't feel a consuming emptiness until I discovered anime

Now I'm here
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>>14402677
These are the worst onions
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>>14402674
But they don't mean anything to her. They're just toys to her. You're the only one she loves.
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>>14402641
>no style
Rarityfag detected.

>No personality
Yeah no. She is a very friendly pony, a bit boastful, and... doesn't get enough screentime to shine more... ;_;

>Nothing to involve in an episode
She gets her cutie mark before the crusaders.

>>14402655
>I already rarely enjoy fillies as it is.
Opinion discarded.
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>>14402693
more like lovehandles
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>>14402699
Did Nonymous post a picture or something? Is he really that fat?
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>>14402701
I don't even know if he's really fat, he just seems like a fatguy.
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>>14402693
They mean enough for her to still use them after I made it clear that I wasn't comfortable with it.
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>>14402701
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>>14402708
just like you're not comfortable in small shirts
>>
Literally dead thread.
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>>14402695
You wouldn't like the fillies I do, so it's pointless to argue with a Twistfan.
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>>14402708
So I guess this is it.
You're just going to trample all over her heart
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>>14402739
True, I only like best fillies.
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>>14402745
i guess you can say he's attacking her heart

a real heartattacker
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>>14402745
I would love Rarity no matter how many dicks she needed to keep her happy.

In fact, I encourage it.
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>>14402745
She started the trampling Anon, I'm just making sure neither of us get hurt any more then need be.

She broke my heart first.
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>Masturbate in front of mom
>Can now openly masturbate even during conversations
>All she does is just stop talking and threaten to pour water on my PC
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>>14402770
actually your diet broke your heart first
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>>14402772
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>>14402773
seems (le)git
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>>14402753
Spoon, Tiara, and Scootaloo are the only ones I can thoroughly enjoy.
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>>14402770
She'll always love you
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>>14402781
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>>14402793
there's a lot to love
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My headcanon is that Pegasus can shoot lasers from their mammary cannons and sync up to perform laser rain.
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>>14402798
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXGG76mHnBw

This music man.
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>>14402798
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Humanized Rarity's body
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Wait shit
Wrong image
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as an American who is stereotypically bad at geography, I am non-ironically enjoying this.

pic related
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>>14402773
>not masturbating to your mom
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>>14402809
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>>14402815
I really wish Braeburned would draw more of this
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>>14402801
I love this one anon just constantly being a jackass
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>>14402802
Hahaha, that's preposterous!
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>>14402833
>realistic
Please no.
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>>14402820
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>>14402837
You consider that realistic?
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>>14402839
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>>14402843
>Veneto
...are we a minority, now?
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>>14402843
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>>14402829
Fat jokes never get old
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>>14402850
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>>14402855
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>can't move the marker
Oh well.
Have an image for the not-auditory impaired.
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MLPG, I have kind of a weird problem. See, this thing has been bothering me for a while and I don't really know who else to turn to. But I really need to know What are you listening to right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYYHWbFsFt4
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>>14402841
The nose:face ratio is poor.
Ewe
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>>14402881
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPpWk_qQfc8
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>>14402881
http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/rainNoiseGenerator.php
Chill is love.
Chill is life.
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Why the fuck do I keep coming back here

I don't even like pony anymore
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>>14402881
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMHEgXSMK2E
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>>14402881
Nothing, thanks for reminding me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7HF8pUHcW

Now listening to this for 1 hour.
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>>14402893
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>>14402881
The Hounds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcDoZnN8ac

Literally every morning
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>>14402901
not available
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>>14402901
Well I was listening to that [nothing].

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7HF8pUHcW0

But I'm listening to this now.
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>>14402893
It's a mystery. Do you think anyone would be here if we knew?
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>>14402881
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9VJgSKEPg&list=RD02sHBdm2_g5N4

I'm practicing listening to unheard of bands that normal people would still listen to
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>>14402910
So theres porn of these two right
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>>14402906
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>>14402922
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>>14402920
Existing right now? Probably not.
All it takes is a couple paragraphs or some lines on a canvas.
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>>14402881
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEP71Wt_I8
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Penis in vagina.
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>>14402934
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>tfw I will never be turned into a broodmare
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>not wanting to be a colt
Oh right, I'm on 4chan.
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>>14402942
good taste
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>>14402942
being a colt is fucking gay, being a broodmare and corrupting little colts or vaginally devour them with your bugmarevag is much bettter.
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>>14402929
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIi88qEH_SA
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>>14402946
>remington

fuck
i messed the joke up
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>>14402925
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>>14402954
holy shit that's awesome
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>>14402959
pinkie
calm the fuck down
holy shit
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>>14402966
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>>14402971
>Random body part for some random reason excites/arouses pony
I always hated this.
Especially that frog one.
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>>14403000
Don't shit talk pony's fetish
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>>14403000
Have you never heard of erogenous zones?
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>thread still ntot marked
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>>14403000
>has never scratched an animal's ear, neck, belly
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>>14403009
Yeah in humans and I doubt that the skin bit of a tail or the underside of a hoof would actually be arousing for them.
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>>14403019
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>>14403027
>what is tickling
0/10
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>>14403027
the base of the tail is where animals have a lot of nerves actually
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>>14403032
>>14403034
Have either of you actually tickled or rubbed the frog of a hoof or the dock of a tail?

Can you provide to this annoying bullshit.
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>>14403043
I live in the city, I can't just go around molesting horses (even if I wanted to).
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>>14403043
gross
I'm not going to touch a horse
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>>14403043
why would I do that?

my little ponies don't have frogs. they have marshmallow hooves.
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>>14403054
Get out.
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Why are we so dead? I'm scared anon.
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youtube.com/watch?v=RgWkgdL-QB4
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>>14403076
Don't worry, Winter is coming.
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>>14403078
le tiny leg
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>>14403129
Really? If so, why can I garner responses when I post them online?
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>>14403129
I think Pinkie would be really happy to hear other peoples' opinions on things, even if they were negative.
She seems like the kind of pony who would understand.
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>>14403153

>all the other ponies laugh and make fun of your dorky habits.
>Twilight and Pinkie cheer you on and enjoy them alongside you
>Twilight because she's... well.. Twilight
>Pinkie because she wants to make you smile.
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heh
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>>14403140
they're only being passive aggressive in hope you go away because they don't like you.
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>>14403185
hahahaha?
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Luna has just agreed to marry sentenal

How do you respond?
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>>14403185
I don't get it, because I haven't watched EqG.
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>>14403187
Nope.

People thrive off on discord.
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>>14403208
i send them a lel
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>>14403185
>ganging up on the popular mean girl

huh. How come no one ever thought of doing that before?
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The mlp commercial on CN looked kind of "cool". I wonder what id think of it if i hadn't watched the show
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>>14403213
because in real life nobody is just a popular mean girl
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>>14403226

>implying
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>>14403225
>tfw still haven't watched it
Apathy reigns.
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>>14403233
mean people don't get popular
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>>14403248

Sure they do. At least in highschool.
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1. Guy Fawkes was not an anarchist, or even an anti-monarchist. The Gunpowder Plot was a religiously motivated attack, with the intent of replacing a Protestant king (James I) with a Catholic ruler (Princess Elizabeth). The notion of Fawkes as an anarchist revolutionary comes entirely from Alan Moore and David Lloyd’s imaginations.

2. Time Warner owns the rights to the popular Guy Fawkes image used by groups like Anonymous. With each purchase of a mask, you are actively giving money to one of the largest media companies in the world, thereby feeding the beast that you claim to be opposing.
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>>14403250
Maybe I just went to a nice high school.
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>>14403234
havent watched the show, or the commercial?
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>>14403254
Please explain how this is pony related.
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>>14403254
You're a day late.
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>>14403263
The commercial of course.
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>>14403217
At last I truly see.
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>>14403254
I never knew Fawkes wasn't actually an anarchist because I never really cared, I have learned something today.

Anarchists are the stupidest, most selfish, short-sighted losers in the world.
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>>14403267
i'm fucking your favorite pony
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>>14403208
If she looks like that, I don't really mind.
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>>14403254
That's great. It's the sixth and this is a thread for ponies, princesses, and pony princesses.
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>>14403254
>>14403285
Yeah, I actually didn't know Guy Fawkes wasn't an anarchist either.

I did already dislike anarchists, all the more reason.
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>>14403285

Not that guy but the whole point of 'Remember the 5th' was that the British saw the world in the terms of evil Catholics and righteous briton anglicans/protestants.

So the whole gunpowder pot was accepted as just another example of heinous Catholic treachery.
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>>14403279
it was a 10-15 second highly insignificant commercial. You literally didn't miss anything, i was just thinking of it from an outsider's view
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>>14403291
It's the 7th, past-dweller!
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>>14403254
V wasn't an anarchist in the comic either, that's why Moore dislikes the film.
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>>14403285
Humans aren't fit to rule.
We need ponies.
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>>14403301

I never read the comic. What was V there?
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>>14403304
What if ponies need ear scritches?
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>>14403304
they'll have to arm wrestle us for it
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>>14401988
I NEVER NOTICED
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>>14403304
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>>14403307
Kind of like reckless, more selfish Robin Hood.
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>>14403322

So he just robbed people?
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>>14403326
Kind of. It's probably easier if you just read it.
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>>14403185
ITT: things that aren't funny
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Flutterponk couldve been handled much better.
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>>14403185
>tfw no pale white purple hair rara sama gf
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>>14403344
>you'll never knot a screaming rarity
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>>14403352
WOW
LOOK AT THAT FAT HORSE
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>He never put oraljel in his urethra!
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>>14403185
wow rude
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>>14403359
Do you know why Bundy was so spooky?

He had such a generic face that he could look entirely different with just a different facial expression.
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>>14403359
I try to keep anything with the word 'jet' in it's name out of my various orifices.
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>>14403338
Except it was handled great, you swine.
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>>14403384
What kind of pony could be so generic to pass as other kinds of ponies?
The only thing I can think of is changlings, but those aren't normal or generic, they're magic.
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Pony just ruined the entire thing
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>>14403398
Mayor pony.
Because Major Mayor Mayor Mare looks like Henry Fonda
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>>14403402
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Pony is for war.
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>>14403439
haha I can just shoot them and their horses

stupid britbongs
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Pony stopped calling you
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>>14403439
le epic alt history steampunk deviantart picture.exe
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>>14403461
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Will pone comic ever ntr itself?
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>>14403461

Actually it's warhamburger
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>>14403470
ntr?
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>>14403475
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>>14403480

Fucking hotdog marines and their codex creep.
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>>14403478
cuckolding
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>>14403495
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>>14403512
I don't understand
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>>14403454
What is this referencing?
is it that junji ito manga
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>>14403534
Reference to the movie Goodfellas.
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>>14403544
never seen it
so why was it a response to me
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>>14403548
Oh.

No idea.

I think anon posted the wrong picture.
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>>14403536
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ave2HnnlYUo&feature=youtu.be
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>>14403559
why do kyoani's animes all look the same?
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Rarity wants you to cuddle her and firmly run your fingers through her coat.
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>>14403572
Maybe it's the art style
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>>14403578
R-Rara sama...
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Does anyone have links to all those naked ponies GG drew the other night?
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>>14403480
Pork Ham-mer
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Pony's swag is untouchable
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>Browsing db
>See a pretty unf chrysalis blowjob .gif
>it's made by the same person who made that shitty trap spike comic

Why whenever I want to improve in something I always get to a certain point and never imrpove?
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>>14403601
Because you have shitty genes.
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>>14403601
>shitty wobble animation gif

Wow it's fbf so impressive, such animation, so wow.

I fucking hate how anyone who does fbf no matter how fucking shit it is gets praised just because its fbf.
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>>14403614
he didn't say he liked it for the fbf, he just said he unfed to it
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>>14403608
Well okay, I'm going to stop programming now.
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Pony says too bad about that face
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>>14403624
Blog updated.
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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>>14403632
Here's a guide to posts on 4chan
>Statement about thing
Not a blog post
>Statement about current events in life and current feelings about said things in life
Blog post.

If you were going to say "blog post"

You've should of replied to
>>14403601

becuase it says
>Why whenever I want to improve in something I always get to a certain point and never imrpove?

and the image implies anguish, so it's pretty clearly a blog post.
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DID I MISS SWEETIE BELLE PICNIC I WASN'T ON YESTERDAY
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>>14403584
http://i.imgur.com/ALAiX0l.png
This is the only one I saved the link for.
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which pony likes the new call of duty the most
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>>14403659
blog updated
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Pony is going to save the world....eventually
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Why so beb, my faithful thread?
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>>14403685
Shh... The fandom is asleep.
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>>14403669
Snips' fatter, uglier, more socially inept little brother who never leaves the house and only plays CoD and is currently being watched by an FBI sub-division for making incredibly graphic, specific and expletive-ridden terroristic threats against other 8 year olds.

Like all CoD players.
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PONE

IS BEB
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I want to have a loving relationship with centaur-shy.
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>>14402089
If you're still around, what was the scene you're talking about? I'm watching it but I seem to have forgotten whatever it is.
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>>14403705
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>>14403705
>doxy in charge of doing something that is anatomycally correct.png
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>>14403705
>brown hair
Nope.
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>>14403720
I think humanized fluttershy would look nice with light brown hair
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>>14403705
Get a cute centaur first.
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>>14403725
STOP IMPOSING YOURSELF ON HER SHE'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY
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>>14403705
>huge breasts
Fucking why.
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>>14403734
it was just an idea for a natural hair color
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>>14403736
I know right?

Why can't artists just stop at very large?
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>>14403736
because Onta is really gay and thinks this is what straight people like
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>>14403736
It's the epic mee.
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>>14403740
SHE'S NOT CHANGING HER HAIR COLOUR JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO,ANONYMOUS
SHE'S AN INDIPENDENT GIRL
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Rarara song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2H4yqVN4as
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STANDING HERE
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how do you pronounce 'meme'?

I say it like 'mommy'
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>>14403732
Isn't she always?

>>14403736
I'm a horrible pervert. I can't exactly control what I like.
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>>14403736
This.

Look how much better this looks.
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>>14403770
It's like Meeemh
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>>14403770
it rhymes with "team"
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>>14403753
What is her hair color then?
I'd be happy with anything.
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>>14403770
like cream
>>
I REALIZE
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>>14403782
She's naturally blue
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>>14403770
like 'mayum'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79pPPbrksdQ
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>>14403770
'Maymay'
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>>14403791
Blue is a silly color for ponies, but I guess she's a quarter pony so it works.
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>>14403804
>Blue is a silly color for ponies
OH NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
PONY IS SO MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT RESPECTING HER AS SHE IS
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>>14403806
Pony was always silly. Always.
My privilege remains unchecked.
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ur a faget
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>>14403813
>not checking your pony privalage

brb posting on pony twitter about how this is as bad as rape
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snails
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>>14403826
Femsnails.
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>>14403813
What a pretty pony that is.
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>>14403826
oh no that snails ice cream is melting
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>>14403826
Overreactions.
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>>14403828
>Femsnails.
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>>14403845
Yes, that is acceptable. Time to unf.
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>>14403770
it rhymes with 'pony sex dream'
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>>14403845
my god, it's snails with eyelashes


what a convincing difference,It's almost like they are two different ponies now
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>>14403845
lewd snails
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>>14403888
>lewd snails
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>>14403893

spooky snails
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>>14403893
Where's the dick, GG
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>>14403893
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pony is still sleeping
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>>14403898
>spooky snails
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>>14403918
skeleton snails!
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>>14403919
>skeleton snails!
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>>14403917
>rape
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>>14403924
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>14403925
no anon
cuddle the pony
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>>14403924
Firemare snails?
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>>14403927
>rape
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<3
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>>14403929
>Firemare snails?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPpWk_qQfc8

Enjoy.
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>>14403941
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>>14403946
>remove burger
>remove shekel
>remove night horse
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>>14403826
>>14403845
now hug
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>>14403947
>my little weaver general
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>tfw tooth ache and mouth ache due to tooth ache
this is the worst hell
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>>14403947
>fetishshit general
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>>14403959
GG pls
pls
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>>14403957
>my little weaver general
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Who is? You is!
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>>14403970
funny enough I was actually at the dentist just yesterday

>>14403967
>fetishshit general
sure which fetish would you like
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>>14403971
To be fair I wouldn't mind it.
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>>14403976
>sure which fetish would you like
You fucking off and never returning.
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>>14403984
unf
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>>14403976
twilight trying to score but being a dork is a fetish?

In alternative, large insertions.
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This kills the thread.
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Glitter Glue is really gone.
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give me your freshest horseboner
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Whoa shit.
This is what I get for reading books.
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>>14403994
>In alternative, large insertions.
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Mods are asleep, post ponies.
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>>14404042
>>14404048
Now you need to kill yourselves, GGdrones. :^)
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>>14404058
Things that wtwilight wouldn't say for 300 $
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>>14404058
books are for faggots
amateur fiction is where it's at
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>>14403975
Why doesn't she just use her horse sense?
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>>14404065
Hahaha too late ross
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>>14404060
Yes.
Yes.
I love you.
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>>14404066
"you are useful, spike"
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Applehips
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>>14404060
That horse doesn't like what she sees.
Now do Cheerilee's biggest fetish
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>>14404060
>it would go up to her throat if she tried to hilt that
dis
is nice
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>>14404090
Appledance.
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>>14404091
What is Cheerilee's biggest fetish?
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>>14404067
>fictionpress.net

Enjoy.
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>>14404105
unconsensual rape
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>>14404105
fucking Big Mac with a strapon while he's wearing a french maid outfit and a corset
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>>14404100
>>14403946
Why is Applejack such a good supporter of Hamas?
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>>14404113
but that's MY fetish.
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>>14404113
I don't remember that from the show
did I miss something?
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>>14404060
>Fluttershy will never refer herself as mommy when talking to you
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>>14404105
Students getting all A's.
And finally being able to go all the way to S, SS, and SSS.
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>>14404110

>.com

Oops.
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>>14404124
>ageplay
>incest
Not even once.
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would you watch pone la pone
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>>14404138
shit taste.
>tfw no age-regression+transformation fic with mindbreaking and incest
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>tehre are 7 billion people in the world
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>>14404154
>and not a single one will love you
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pinkie pie u r so randumb
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>>14404152
Oh, there is one, want it? It's with Celestia.
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>>14404154
How many ponies?
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>>14404162
ten million

but only like a hundred if you don't count duplicates
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>>14404158
False, And not only because of the MWI.
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>>14404160
Is it the one with the guy in the desert being breastfed back to health?

Anyone post it because I don't have it bookmarked.
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>>14402881
Diplo - Biggie Bounce [TWRK Remix]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omshlBm22UU
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>>14404158
>and the ones who say they do are lying to you
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>>14404119
no it's MINE
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>>14404169
Yeah, it's that one, "the gift from the sun".
Just have the guy's pastebin, he's very good. I'm reading the end of the universe series.
http://pastebin.com/u/JazzTeeth
http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
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>check http://mlpg.co/arc/mlp/
>looka t the first quest
>the introduction 404'd

Does anyone know how to get it back?
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>>14404170
see
>>14402897
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>>14404194
unf, I want to fuck goodra
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>>14404194

>goodra is the new furbait

Sad, it's a really cute pogey, even the dex entry is cute as fuck.
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>>14404207
furries and pokeporn are two different entities
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>>14404207
>Braixen is losing the furbait competition against Goodra
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ANON HELP
PONY IS STEALING MY PROTEINS
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>>14404194
>Gypsy Horde Battle
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Okay, let's just talk about random shit for no reason.
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>>14404222
Quick, run, she's after your gains!
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Pony is going to drag you kicking and screaming in the century of the Furbait.
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>>14404217
Asking out of curiousity, what do you consider the difference to be?
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>>14404232
No, let's talk about what we look forward to seeing in season 4 ponies
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>>14404232
Ok then. Which post specifically is she making that face at?
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>>14404235
BUT ANON
cardio kills gains
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>>14404242
You know what I'm not looking forward to? More Crystal Empire. Hope they keep that low this season, or at least make it a damn sight more interesting than all of the other times.
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>>14404229
Man, you suck Enrico.
All it takes is one Attila and you're out of the game.
There's ALWAYS a Attila
.
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>>14404248
Damn... what a predicament
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>>14404244
>I really like gloomy. She's much better than her sister and I'd like to have sex with her continuously.
P.s. adventures suck
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Why do we gotta talk about ponies all the time? Why can't we talk about ponies instead?
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>>14404259
pony is abusing of her powers.
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>>14404259
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>>14404259
Sorry police pone. Would it make you feel better if I said the donuts are goin straight to that ass? UNF
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SWEATY
BROOD
MARES
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u-unf
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>>14404241
one likes anthro more while the other likes on model more
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>>14404267
To be fair, she does put up with her fair share of shit.

>>14404270
I could be a bit rusty, but that doesn't really look like a pone to me. That's some kind of cat, right?
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>>14404191
You'd have to check with Pineapple to see if it's gotten backed up at any point. I know he wasn't able to bring back the first Renne Quest discussion thread when I asked him about it, so hopefully you have better luck there.
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>>14404277
I want to steal her crown and then hold it into the air where she can't reach it
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>>14404259
>talking about ponies instead of ponies
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>>14404277
I want cheeselegs to catch me staring and enlarge her butt for me.
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>>14404297
I want to put strings in her leg-holes and and tie a knot
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>>14404297
>anon finds both his lungs pierced by chrysalis' horn
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>go into bedroom
>see this

what do
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>>14404297
>playing keepaway with a shapeshifter
Sounds like she could cheat and win real easy.
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>>14404321
>"You got a nice bust."
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>>14404321
Have sex with my wife.
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>>14404321
Think to myself that I already have that picture saved.
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>>14404321
tell twilight to get off my bed, I'm tired and I want to sleep.
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>>14404321
HOLY SHIT A PURPLE ALIEN PIG
>>
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93314/1/the-great-and-bountiful-broodmare/the-story
unf

Too bad this is the only chrysalis broodmare corruption fic
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>>14404321
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PRETTY WINGS!
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>>14404322
>Sounds like she could cheat
Please Goat, she's a Queen, cheating is below her
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>>14404321
>What happened to my room?
>Why is everything 2d?
>Tell her take off those clothes and get off the bed
>Ask how did she get into my room
>Ask her if I could go to Equestria
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>>14404336
What if she cheated her way into her position? What if she's not a legitimate queen at all?
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>>14404321
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>14404321
Is it not normal to find this sexually arousing?
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>>14404354
Does this look like the face of a cheater?
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pony doesn't care if you're in the shower
nature is calling and pony has got to use the toilet
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>>14404361
Yes.
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>>14404362
No problem, I have a shower curtain
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>>14404361
Kinda, but how do we know that's even her real face?
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>>14404362
I swear to god Applejack if you flush and run like you did last time...
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>>14404362
Masturbate as quietly as possible while pony is doing her buisness
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>>14404321
A good cuddle.
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>>14404364
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>>14404369
She's deeply hurt by your accusations.
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>>14404354
>yfw changelings are descended from peaceful creatures, that always returned the love they drew power from, then something happened.
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G-good morning a-anon!
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>>14404381
>then something happened

They went to /v/.
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>>14404385
Good morning. How are you?
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>>14404380
I just wanna see her once without her weird magic makeup, that's all.
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>>14404395
I really wish the wedding had aired on two separate weeks.
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>>14404398
Man remember how awesome that week between S2e1 and S2e2 was? Holy shit we had so much fun.
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>>14404403
People would've bitched about Shiny and the fact nothing happened all week if that actually happened.
>>
worst pony wants to give you a rimjob
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>>14404415
>implying there is a worst pony
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>>14404421
It's Twilight. This is canon.
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>>14404415
alright but I gt to shit all over her face
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>>14404424
What about Pinkie's song?
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>>14404421
Rarity. Rarity is worst pony.
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>>14404429
Filled with lies.
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>>14404429
Pinkie doesn't know anything because she's worst pony.
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Rarity's plump buttafter a workout
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>>14404434
I'LL FIGHT YOU
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>>14404440
unf
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>>14404356

Absolutely.
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>>14404431
what no
Clearly this is the worst pony. She doesn't even know how to do her job right.
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>>14404395
What form do you mean?

>>14404398
So much potential of speculation.
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>>14404457
Goat I swear I will wreck you.
>>
If you could only marry a pony or a human for the rest of your life, which species would you choose?
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>>14404467
pony
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>>14404467
Braeburned's ponka.
It's a species, look it up.
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>>14404465
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST
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>>14404385
>"Eheheheh... Anon, what do you mean you won't follow me to a dark cave for a refreshing slime bath with Celestia?"
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>>14404481
All my life, I have trained myself to catch goats.
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>>14404467
3dpd
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>>14404486
Is the man who stared at goats any good?
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>>14404467
Whoever asks first.

>>14404486
Learn to use a lasso, anon. AJ might give you a few pointers.
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>>14404486
are you one of the fabled goatbusters?
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>>14401933
best ship
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>>14404512
nananananana
GOAT BUSTERS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HAr3GUDH3GM#t=95

Reminder that if you like Applejack you are as bad as Chris-chan.
>>
>>14404414
Dude, do you not remember the very last thing in S2E1?
(What we thought was) Cadance, BANISHING TWILIGHT INTO A FIREY HELL.
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>>14404513
more like shitty brony-tier ship
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>>14404513

You can't deny this is the best ship.
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>>14404513
Shittiest,broniest ship.
>>
Hey anon,why doesn't chanarchive work anymore?
Is it dead?
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>>14404580
use the wayback machine on it
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We /tg/ nao
http://io9.com/5976239/the-greatest-magic-the-gathering-art-of-all-time
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>>14404561
>implying we aren't all bronies here
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>>14404594
Oh man that's smooth. Like we did with the clopfic directory. I like your style.
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>>14404322
It's not cheating to fly if you can fly. Now, if you're teleporting it back and forth, maybe she can try to wrest the leylones from your horn's grasp.

Mind-numbing someone into giving it to her would be cheating, I guess.
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>>14404607
turbo bait
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>>14404599
Anyone else see that thread on /tg/ about the MLP card game? It looks shit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0EfBM6jYw
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>>14404626
man that really looks like shit
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>>14404596
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>>14404612
So Flufflepuff is a colony of really tiny fluffy ponies?

I can dig it.
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>>14404638
>>14404596
What's wrong, pony?
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>>14404648
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>>14404646
If I were a colt I'd give her a hug and slap her ponybutt
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>>14404653
Gå nu i seng
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>>14404653
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>>14404656
Why won't you give her a hug as yourself?
>>
Ponut ponut ponut
say it with me!
ponut ponut ponut!
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>>14404674
pinkie pls
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>>14404662
That'd be creepy, anonymous.
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>>14404681
Why?
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>>14404674
That word has really lost all meaning to me now.
>>
Your favorite pony just got 100 likes on tumblr
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>>14404679
unfest humans
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>>14404684
how can a word with one meaning lose that meaning for you
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>>14404674
cream-filled

ponuts
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>>14404683
An adult hairless monkey from another dimension hugging a little filly?
They'd kill you with pitchforks and THEN charge you with rape.
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>>14404687
Those are terrible and terribly ununf.
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>>14404687
Horrible. Enjoy your ban.
>>