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*scoot scoot scoot*
>"Just because we wanted some alone time to ourselves DOES NOT MEAN that we want to be on the moon again!"
>"I swear, Celestia does this on purpose."

Seems like Luna's bored and/or mad, so I guess it's time for a night thread!

And what better way to start a night thread than with the new teaser Hasbro released tonight!

https://twitter.com/HubTVNetwork/status/397892448770220034/photo/1

Now, what do you guys make of it? Could it be part of a flashback sequence, giving more detail into what lead Luna transform into Nightmare Moon? Or could it be a scene just before they get kidnapped and set the plot in motion?

Whatever the case may be, we shouldn't wait that long since we're just over 2 weeks to find out!
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Pank baked you something
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Bugs!
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We're going 2fast lately.
Captcha: recover temngs
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>The Flash finds Rainbow Dash and thinks she's kinda cute
>Gives her a tummy rub
>She now has a severe friction burn on her stomach
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>>14397576
Oh wow, protein.
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>>14397580
>going 2 fast
>bad
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>>14397584
How would speedy gonzales fare in a race with rainbow dash?
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>>14397586
Insects have great protein, similar to meat pound for pound.
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>Go on Netflix
>See they have Equestrian Girls for streaming now

I really, really don't want to, but everything is pushing me towards it
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>>14397597
But it's good to slow down sometimes!
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Would you spelunk with pony?
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Posting before I leave.
http://i.imgur.com/uPJQW8z.png


>>14397580
nothing is too fast for pone.
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>>14397607
Well he's smaller and can't fly, so he'd be a bit of a dark horse!
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>>14397613
the first time it's only mediocre

and other time you watch it it becomes worse and worse
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>>14397630
Was it ever colored?
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>>14397616
No, we gotta go fast
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>>14397635
The thing is I don't even hate the concept all that much

But the fact season 3 was cut both in length and in quality for this fucking movie drives me up a wall
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>>14397642
Not yet
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>>14397552
Too soon to tell for sure. If the screencap is from the first episode, it would probably have to be before they disappear; Twilight's lines in the animatics imply that it's the first time she's seen Luna since they vanished, so it being a part of a flashback seem unlikely there. If it's from the second episode, it could probably fall in a flashback, though that seems strange if Luna is already Nightmare Moon at the end of episode one.

I'm leaning towards it being an establishing part of the beginning of the episode, though.
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>>14397630
I love your internal shots
Ever do an anal one?
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Pony is experiencing estrus and invited you to her house
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>>14397630
i love your selfinsert diamond dog
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>>14397694
It's actually supposed to be one of the random Guard Dogs.
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>>14397686
Pony, I read all your biology books. You don't have estrus. Is this one of your roleplaying kinks?
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The thing about this show that I think has made it as big as it is, is that for the first time in a long time we actually have an all ages cartoon that ACTUALLY does appeal to all ages instead of just for the very young
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>>14397725
Welcome to mlpg, can I take your order?
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>>14397732
yeah I WANT 2 DOUBLE PONIES WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND A SIDE OF PICKLES
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>>14397686
Time to barricade my house and hunker down.
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>>14397686
Which pony?
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>>14397686
I don't have any knowledge of pony's estrus so I go to the house with no concern.
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>>14397732
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>>14397686
What would that invitation even look like?
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>>14397732
Can you greet a pony in a calm and sophisticated manner?
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>>14397747
whichever one you want it to be
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>>14397749
Is this supposed to be a funyn comic?

It's a little flat
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>>14397756
A pair of soaked panties.
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>>14397749
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>>14397776
I hate to burst your bubble
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>>14397776
You're drunk Scrubbles, go to bed.
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>>14397668
Maybe it's a separate flashback scene? Celestia doesn't seem to be happy to see Luna in it.
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>>14397756
hastily scribbled note
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>>14397694
Pls, Its a doge guard.

>>14397679
I.. I dont like anal unless its a foursome.
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>>14397781
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>>14397767
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So like, how does estrus cycle even work?
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>>14397796
That's too bad I'd love it
But that's an odd contingency for liking something
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>>14397787
I'm drunk and in bed and just woke up and have more jokes

Why can't rainbow dash tell a good jokes?

Cause she's flat
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>>14397740
Comin' right up!

>>14397755
Sir, we ask you to please stop threatening our employees, they are simply doing their jobs

>>14397767
Take it up with management
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>>14397816
How do you wake up drunk?
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>>14397810
It's the one time out of the year most mmals are receptive to create babies, and it usually makes most females want the D really bad as a result.
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>>14397810
For which animal
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>>14397832
Gee deedee, he must be a wizard
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>>14397845
I'm just saying, I'd expect sleeping to give enough time to sober up at least a little.
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You are Booped. Get to Cover!
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>>14397832
Drink a lot, take a nap, wake up, drink more

What would happen if you pickled Applejack?

You'd get a sour apple!
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RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FLUTTERSHY FAPFICS

FUCK
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>>14397867
I take my boops like a man
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>>14397867
Sh-shit, I'm hit. I don't think I'm gonna m-make it...t-tell muh waifu....I..luh...luh
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>>14397879
You will never share an intimate moment with... has a chapter with fluttershy
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>>14397440
Looks like Luna is still a jealous autistic little bitch.
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>>14397839
pony
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>>14397552
I WANNA SEE IT NOWWWWW!!!!
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>>14397897
Can you spare a link to it?
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>>14397796
i am proud of you choosing a dog guard for your selfinsert
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>>14397902
Or she is lowering the moon
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http://pastebin.com/PHez1k5G

It got a bit touch-and-go there at the end, but here's the end of that request
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>>14397911
Horses are seasonally polyestrous and are sexually active in the spring and summer.

I wonder how that would affect the Summer Sun Celebration.
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>>14397925
except for it being so bright it could almost be an eclipse
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>>14397936
kissy little mares
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>>14397936
Would AJ be surprised at how good Fluttershy kisses?
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>>14397916
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8180/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with
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>>14397948
>you will never take pony to the enchanted summerlands where it's spring and summer all year round
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>>14397956
so much that she would go back in for more
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>>14397948
It wouldn't, Ponies aren't horses.
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>Chrysalis discovers a new form of Love Energy,
>this new energy is the strongest type of Love Energy yet,
>it causes her physical harm to use it for evil.
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>>14397930
Incidentally the first paste I flashed didn't have an important line, now it does

Please being refreshings
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>>14397956
Well she keeps getting kiss raped by almost every pony, she's bound to pick something up
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>Flashback to luna and celestia as fillies playing in the castle
>Flashback to luna and Celestia as young mares, celestia being a bit pre-occupied for luna
>Flashback to becoming designated rulers of equestria, Celestia seems to get more celebration
>Flashback to performing duties, Celestia gets more attention
>Flashback to Luna breaking down ang giving into NMM

calling it now
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>>14397975
>Flashback to becoming designated rulers of equestria, Celestia seems to get more celebration
Oh, so when get the Elements of Harmony and defeat Discord?
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>>14397967
Then maybe ponies don't have estrous. How does that sound?
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>>14397994
Ponies don't have sex at all.
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>>14397991
They got it for defeating him broski
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>>14398007
Wrong.
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>>14397948
I always imagine theres a weeklong festival during the time estrous happens, thats devoted solely to drinking, eating, and fucking.
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Think we'll get a proper ScootaDash episode this season now that they've performed the official pony bonding ceremony?
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>>14397930
>finish story
>view all stories
>see another request finished I don't remember reading
It's like christmas came twice, thanks for the writings chistery!
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>>14398024
nurse redheart and pinkie pie are in the cake family?
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>>14397930
>Pinkie being silly-funny stupid
>learning a lesson the hard way
Not bad
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YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
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>>14397930
I don't think you wrote Pinkie very well.
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>>14398039
Nurse Redheart is Pound's real father.
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>>14398050
DAY AFTER DAY
IS THIS GOING TO TAKE
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>>14398063
>fanfiction
>doing anything good
>ever
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>>14398028
Ponies sure give birth to a lot of mares.
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>>14398029
I'd be surprised if there weren't an episode of it seeing as this season is a full 26 episodes.
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>>14398063
That's a valid criticism, but she really has all of three modes - totally reasonable with a veneer of silly (like in Nightmare Night when she knows intellectually she has nothing to fear of Luna but acts like a scared chicken anyway), mistaking a situation for something she can handle but can't (the mirror lake), or 'lel random silliezzz'

I went for the second, because Pinkie not understanding the parameters of the auction seemed like a better approach than just getting in a snit like Applejack and Rarity did.
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>>14398063
That's okay, the show's writers have set the bar concerning Pinkie Pie.
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>Pony sticks their big fat soft muzzle right in your chest
>They say they say they feel safe there
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>>14398093
>stallions are only 1/4th the population compared to mares
>During breeding season the stallions must at least mate with 3 other mares or pay hefty fines

Why boner
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3m-XH1Kij0
Will the horses bring you back home?
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>>14398135
>Stallions only last around 15-20 seconds at most, leaving most mares very unsatisfied.
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>>14398133
P-pony, my hearts in there, there's just, so much blood
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>>14398135
That's wishful thinking.

A more logical approach is that most if not all stallions donate their sperm to a sperm bank. Those who are known to have high success rates is bearing colts are paid highly for their contributions.
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Do you guys think sweetie belle would like it if I licked her anus?
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>>14398063
I didn't much like it but absentminded Pinkie seems to be the most even-written Pinkie, and we rarely see her. It's been nothing but mirror gags and trombones and wall-breaking for ages.
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>>14398181
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>>14398133
If pony stuck something in my chest I think I would die, or at least be seriously injured.
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>>14398093
That's because most of the male fetuses are forcibly aborted.
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>>14398174
Pony says she can hear it beating against her snout
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>>14398204
No no, they just burst out of their chest like aliens because of the size difference, and because most mares aren't built for that sort of thing. Hell when big mac was born it took out his mother AND father in the resulting blast.
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>>14398202
> Ponies have to learn the hard way they can't jump-and-hug humans without some forethought
> Well, at least the unicorns
> No one expected that birthday party to involve so many bloodstains
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>>14398217
I imagine unicorn horns to be akin to toy lightsabers in the danger scale.

>tfw ywn have a lightsaber fight with pony
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>>14398217
You could always stick little corks on their horns
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>>14398135
So by not mating they garner hefty fines? What about the stallions that aren't players?
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>>14398093
It's like Jurassic Park

The males spontaneously turn into females when they preceve there isnt enough og them around
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>>14398194
Rarity are you thinking about sweetie belles marshmallow butthole as well?
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>>14398237
She's thinking about Sweetie's marshmallow megatits
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Fluttershy wants to go out with you to drink, but she is scared. Fluttershy has never gotten drunk before.
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>>14398233
Well that, eheh, gives them quite an edge.
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>>14398233
Did YOUR pony used to be a stallion?
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>>14398229
That'd just lead to bruises instead of puncture wounds
> Every Human ex-pat is covered from roughly the knee to love handle in bruises from various hugs and attention-seeking hoof taps
> The primary school teachers are practically two-tone
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>>14398257
I don't drink to begin with.
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>>14398257
That's fine, we can start slow.
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>>14398237
>>14398249
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>>14398257
Whoa, whoa, you don't go out to get drunk, you go out to drink. Start with one and stop at 'buzzed,' pony.
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>>14398257
I'll show her the ropes. We will take it slow, I dont want her to get trashed or anything, just a nice relaxing buzz.
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>>14398257
>1 beer
>starts telling everyone how much she loves them
>then starts talking about daddy issues
>party soon goes silent
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>>14398276
>>14398283
Fluttershy says you wanted to take her sake bombing.
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>>14398276
>>14398283
>Did Iever tell YOU your kinda cute for like a not pony youknowhatImean?
>hey wheresh that BITCH rainbow crash?
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>>14398257
Nah, we'll stay home and knock back a couple of Mike's Hards, watch some porno, and have totally buzzed, wild, unprotected sex.
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>>14398217
>you will never a jurassic pank who can change sex at will
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>>14398303
Well if she's not comfortable sake bombing we can start with something weaker.

She can try a sip of my beer or split something fruity.
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>>14398315
... I'm not sure if you meant to respond to that post
But it's your life, Anon
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>>14398262
If I had a pony why would I even be here?

>>14398294
>>14398305
>Fluttershy is causing a huge rucckas
>One table is broke when she want on a rant about Rarity
>She's started two separate brawls
>Now she's throwing up in a sink
>She only had a ginger beer
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>>14398265
>mfw it'd all be worth it
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>>14398265
at least if they're only around little ponies all day the teachers' bruises would only go up to their waists or so
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>>14398205
hhngggg
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>>14398233
opps
>>14398315
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1 more beer or go to bed?
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Pony tells you that it's Goofy Time
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>>14398335
Waist high bruises don't sound pleasant anon.
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>>14398346
Go to bed and drink
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>>14398346
Have 1 more bed, then go to beer
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>>14398335
I don't know, kids might have even worse aim
If nothing else it'd be near-constant
> Ben-Gay is the #1 selling item for import stores
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Pony says you're a bad influence and I shouldn't hang around you anymore.
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Pony said you said pony could stay up late and watch scary movies tonight.
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>>14398369
>>14398370
>>14398385
Pony sure has a lot to say.
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>>14398383
GEEZ FINALLY
I WAS GETTING READY FOR BEB
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>>14398383
how come you're the only one that can do that right now
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>>14398370
Good...good...Soon the whole town will wear socks weather they like it or not.
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>>14398401
Marker magic.
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>>14398401
Something changed with 4chan's post deleting system I guess.
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>>14398415
sorry fluttershy now's not a good time
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>>14398415
NO IT IS NOT A GOOD TIME

GO HOME
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>>14398415
Come in pony, don't be shy.
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Pony reproduction sure is wierd
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>>14398415
nows really not a good time Fluttershy
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>>14398415
>hear door opening
>see fluttershy peeking in
>about to come in
>slowly push door back
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>>14398415
Hey pony
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>>14398401
I'm actually Twilight Sparkle.

Don't tell anyone.
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>>14398415
What do you want, Fluttershy
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>>14398437
LIES
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>>14398437
So you've just been going around telling everyone how awesome you are incognito?
Seems pretty low, even for a filthy unicorn
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>>14398437
Hey Twi how's being a Princess and stuff
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>>14398437
How can you be Twilight Sparkle AND Apple Bloom?

There is a contradiction here.
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>>14398437
What happened to your wings?!
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>>14398462
oh shit I forgot about that
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Who wants a pony pile?
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>>14398477
it still hurts that my biggest fetish is so horrible when combined with pony
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>>14398473
Flutterbutter get outta there before you suffocate
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>>14398483
Hm, how high is the pony pile?
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>>14398428
I know, right?
There's really nothing standard about ir
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>>14398437
Can I massage your wings?
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>>14398493
Applejack isn't a pony, she's a Pomumorph.
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>>14398493
For an apple she sure does grow like a pumpkin
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>>14398492
six puffy pretty ponies prepared in a pile
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>>14398473
Where did you even get a rubber that big
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>>14398513
They changed family names after great- granpappy raped a lady.
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>>14398524
They are Little ponies. Maybe that's how little.
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>>14398524
Giant Rubber Condoms and Sofas
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>>14398516
>puffy
Are the ponies sick, anon?

I can't be doin' with that
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What if you teleport to equestria and are put in a zoo?
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>>14398543
Can I still fuck ponies?
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>>14398516
Puffy?

I'd only use that word for pinkie
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>>14398543
Break out with my monkey strength and terrorize the town
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>>14398516
Hmm...

How are they arranged? Will I be able to fit the pony pile in my house?
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Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony.
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>pony will never use your massive horsecock as a sleeping bag
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>>14398543
What's my habitat like?

>>14398550
Or become Gorilla Grod, that works too
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>>14398553
Those are fighting words.
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>>14398553
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>>14398558
a house, but with glass walls everywhere for ponies to watch you
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Have you written your waifu a poem that was longer than 17 syllables?
Or is there a poem already written that reminds you of your waifu?
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>>14398553
I will kill you anon
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>>14398572
Poems are pretentious.
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>>14398569
Rainbow dash? More like..uh...uh B-Booger Dash!

heh hehgot her
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>>14398543
>Zoo animal escapes, cuddles 15 ponies
>Sources have yet to comment if the offender will be put down
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>>14398537
>>14398549
They are perfectly pert ponies. The pink pony perhaps is a little puffy.

>>14398551
Possibly. Do you have the plans for your place perchance?
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>>14397958
Fluttershy's chapter was short, but really cute and unf at the same time.
I'll read the other chapters now, but are there any other good FS fapfics out there?
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>>14398516
>puffy
Puffy where, anon?
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>anon?
>do you know anything about bunny cpr?
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>>14398640
What the fuck did you do to your bunny, flutters?
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>>14398640
http://i.imgur.com/AppnG.png
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>>14398640
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>>14398661
>not calling a real vet to begin with
>going to /b/ for help
Should've seen that one coming
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>>14398661
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>>14398661
OH MY GODDD
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>>14398640
Question.

How would ponies use a telephone?
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>>14398701
>Twilight just slapping the buttons.gif
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>>14398701
>Moshi moshi, pony desu
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>>14398661
>rabbits don't have nerves in their eyes

I'd say nobody would be stupid enough to believe this, but it is /b/
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>>14398701
their tongue
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Movie stram?
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>>14398572
Sure.

When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain
And the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn
They will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn

When the first breath of winter through the flowers is icing
And you look to the north and the pale moon is rising
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
In the distance, hear the laughter of the last unicorn

I'm alive, I'm alive

When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning
And the future has passed without even a last desperate warning
Look into the sky where through the clouds a path is torn
Look and see her how she shimmers, it's the last unicorn

I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
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>>14398714
Yes

The Incredibles or Ratatouille pls
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>>14398713
telephone, not dick
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>>14398706
>Twilight just slapping the butt
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>>14398717
What's the exact opposite of "mirin"

because that's what I'm doing
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>>14398706
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>>14398742
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>>14398746
>wings

I want to make something die now
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>>14398746
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU STUPID HORSE
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>>14398746
I think twilight might have terrible depth perception
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>>14398747
Oh fuck off.
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>>14398731
>Pony will never awkwardly slap you all time in their feeble attempt to act like they have grasping appendages
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>>14398764
Will pony ever stop being so adorable?
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>>14398746
Twilight
TWILIGHT
For fuck's sake, why do you even have a phone
NO ONE ELSE in Equestria does
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>>14398764
>you will never feel the bizarre sensation of hoofgrip upon your butt
>>
We slow
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>>14398764
>high five!
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>>14398798
> give-up-on-life clothes are used by adolescents in all worlds to cover their arousal
> It's just that pegasi really, really can't hide it
> But no one was fooled with your sweatpants as a teen either
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>>14398798
Hood pones are best pones
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>>14398802
Also no one wants to call a fat ugly nerd like her anyway
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>>14398755
>hating wings
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>>14398839
>no one wants to call a fat ugly nerd like her anyway
We WILL FIGHT
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pony wants to read your biography
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>You hear the sound of your pants being unzipped, and feel them dragged off of your legs, followed by your underwear. You then hear Rarity gasp and then giggle to herself. “That’s it? I’m quite disappointed, darling. Why I don’t think you’re even as big as some of the grade school colts.” You feel your rod throb a bit as she insults you. She then begins to poke it rather lazily with one of her hooves. “Why, I don’t even know if I can do anything with this… ah well.”
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>>14398835
>hood pones
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>>14398843
Wings are so rad...
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>>14398860
>things I suppose
every time
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>>14398860
White ponies can't rap
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>>14398877
And neither can Rarity.
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>>14398821
I still like wings at attention being a sign of arousal.
It's kinda cute.
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>>14398887
It's at the very least shown to be a common sign of surprise and a reflexive action they can't control
I could see it being a pat sign of arousal
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>>14398843
that fucking smug ass bitch
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>>14398715
aww
>>14398595
sorry you were bored in high school anon
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Fluttershy wants to know why you smell like Doritos.
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>>14398715
That song sucks.
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>>14398896
best thing
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>>14398887
Man, Xenophilia was quite good. The picture you attached was used as the cover image for the story, in case you have no idea what I'm talking about.

If you did read it, did you read the side-stories? Are they any good? How about the "expanded universe" stuff by other authors?
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>>14398915
I'm eating doritos.

Right in front of her.

Why does Fluttershy smell like ugly?
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>>14398843
So then what happens if a pegasus drinks a red bull?
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Guys help
I'm finding myself wanting to have sex with obese underage horses
Their asses are too fat
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>>14398934
Yeah, I know what you're talking about and I have read all of the expanded stories as well.
They were good, but weren't near as good as the original of course. Will never beat the original.
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>>14398887
and the bigger the wingspan...
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>>14398943
>glaring watermark
ew no
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>>14398943
LK stop
That's creepy
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>>14398948
The tighter the vagina.
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>>14398948
The smaller the brain
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>>14398843
> Twilight's learned how to glide very, very well based on her enormous wingspan
> Oh yes, she can glide. The days have been full of purple gliding, a little snotty at that
> Dash very pointedly shows her control and maneuvering, let alone stunt flying, will take much, much more time.
> She does this by crashing Twilight head-on into a tree during a "friendly competition"
> Totally aghast, Twilight points out that could have killed her.
> The rest of the gang don't seem to come down on Dash hard at all, with only a smattering of "Too far, Dash"
> Maybe Twilight's recent "demonstrations" were showboating a little overmuch.
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Okay, so we know pony's going to leak before airdate.

How many days beforehand do you think it will, though?
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>>14398961
unf
>>14398962
not unf
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>>14398958
Not LK
Can't stop
Fuck
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>>14398934
>Xenophilia was quite good
Maybe it was better after the introduction, but the first parts were written pretty hard toward info dump. I imagine there was some lewd?
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>>14398978
Not unf?

What could be better then having Twilight getting progressively more "I'm a pretty princess, hehehe!"
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>>14398971
>horn gets stuck
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>>14398972
What makes you think that? None of the other season premieres have leaked early.
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I love this pic way too much.
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>>14398962
>>14398948
so was the motor control part of her brainI forget what that's called expanded to account for the extra body she received or did her brain just neuro plasticity itself fixed by taking using some unused part of her brain to pick up the slack?
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>>14398986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
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http://derpibooru.org/465564?scope=scpe052ebac74ff515387b15b595f5817d3f4c2897d4
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>>14398958
>LK
>thinking of asses before bellies
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>>14398991
I can't wait for Price to draw all nine princesses in one picture.
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>>14398999
Pony take those off right now.

Clothes are so LEWD.
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>>14399014
now they're off

http://derpibooru.org/464334?scope=scpe052ebac74ff515387b15b595f5817d3f4c2897d4
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>pony will never shake-it-bake-it-booty-quake-it
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>>14399004
LK only cares about belly buttons
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>>14398991
They're touching butts.
lewd.
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>>14398999
is Applebloom's cutie mark a Smash ball?
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>>14399021
Pony literally cannot stop.
Pony kinda needs medical attention.
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>>14398991
So that's how humans marry pone in their world? Wings?

... Uh
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>>14398747
I would mire gigapone.
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>>14399050
Are you just going to stare or will you get a closer look?
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>>14399046
That one guy who said he was gonna marry Twilight Sparkle?
Yeah. Guess he got the last laugh.
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>>14399055
I don't want to interrupt while he gettin swole.
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http://mlpg.co/ponk/
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I'm prepared to make a deal for this pony
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>>14399074
I want to watch Pinkie Pie wiggle her rump.
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>>14399074
>not http://mlpg.co/dashie/
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>>14399077
WHAT'S YER OFFER?
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>>14399030
it's kind of hot to be honest
I don't like things as big as he does, but the idea is appealing for some reason
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>>14399090
friendship
also financial support and plentiful wpshhh's
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>>14399074
That probably made me laugh more then it should have. How long has that been there?
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>>14399074
>>14399089
i legit enjoy these little pages on the sub, esp. the rarity one
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>>14399074
IT'S A BOOT FUCKIN TIME
Glad the bastards runnin the sub finally listened
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>>14399074
too many ponks
where's Twilight?
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>>14399044
... I would
You know I would
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>>14399105
Are there Aj and Fluttershy ones?
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>>14399074
All that's left is Chrysalis against a background of Cult of Personality
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I like how little fillies' legs have to move faster to keep the same speed as older ponies
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>>14398992
Motor cortex?
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I think we're the most excited for new pony. Isn't that right, Zach?
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>>14399110
> that rotating granny cutie mark
Uh
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You have the option to go to Equestria and Ponyville as a pony (race of your choice) or human, but if you go the entire human universe will be destroyed. Do you go or not?
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>>14399124
>implying
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>>14399144
>granny

but

but that's her mom
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This Dash fapfic has been surprisingly sweet so far.
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>>14399149
That sounds like a bonus
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>>14399074
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h69Abo_MwTE
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>>14399149
Realistically, no. I couldn't do that.
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>>14399155
> mom's butt
And rotating quite freely
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>>14399149
Where do I sign up? Fuck this shithole.
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>>14399149
Sure.
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>>14399089
noo
not again
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>>14399157
which one?
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PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ a shit
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>>14399149
Everybody's been clamouring for an Armageddon
Well they're gonna get one
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>>14399177
I had to listen to sinking ships immediately after
I don't understand why they're so addictive
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>>14399149
But the human universe doesn't exist.
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>>14399159
>>14399164
>>14399168
>>14399175
>>14399185
>>14399190

If you don't go, the entire pony universe will be destroyed.
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>>14399149
>muh misanthropy
either we all go to horseland or none of us go
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>>14399124
>where's Twilight?
That was the 1st one!
http://mlpg.co/twily/
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>>14399192
well I was>>14399164
Can I bring my friends and family? Maybe like 5-10 person limit?
If so then yes, I'd do it.
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>>14399180
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8180/4/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with-rainbow-dash
This one. It's really short, but decent.
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>>14399192
fuck
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>>14399183
Princess Twilight Sparkle a love.
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>>14399192
So either I go and save a Universe full of magic and wonder
Or let it be destroyed for the sake of the mundane one

Is this supposed to be hard?
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>>14399197
oh fuck
it's so horrible
i made it through 2 seconds of the song and closed the tab
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>thanks for letting me spend the night, it's like a party for two
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>>14399192
But the pony universe doesn't exist either.
How can things that don't exist be destroyed?
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>>14399199
ah, okay
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Rainbow Dash wants to know why you didn't flush.
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mlpeg.co dabess
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>>14399223
I was just taking a piss at like 4 in the morning, what's the big deal?

Do you even use the toilet?
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>>14399192
If I do nothing an entire universe is destroyed

If I do something an entire universe is destroyed

This is an impossible decision!
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I want to help big pony get swole.
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>>14399210
She's my favorite pony and I like her with her wings and all, but that song still feels like it's shoving the princess bit into our faces too much.
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i want gaysex
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>>14399224
There's probably at least a handful of little girls who ended up there instead of mlpeg.com
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>>14399211
Pinkie there's an entire couch

Why are you on my lap?
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>>14399223
>she thinks that I don't have any proper manners and don't flush
Why, I never!
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>>14399089
No. '~'
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Hatless Applejack
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>>14399268
Ugh. It smells like rotting fish in there. What did you even eat? She had to light, like, three matches before she could use the john.
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>>14399253
EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE JUST FINE ANON

NO REALLY WE'RE NOT GONNA SHOVE THE "PRINCESS" THING DOWN YOUR THROAT AND UP YOUR ASS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF SEASON 4

HONEST INJUN
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>>14399257
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>>14399186
sinking ships<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1LmvCKSQcA
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>>14399280
>implying I don't keep myself hydrated
maybe she's the one that doesn't flush after she goes to the little filly's room
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>>14399224
I swear she accelerates as the song does
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>>14399280
Well tell her to stop shedding her feathers all over my leather couch and I'll flush more
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>>14399280
>It smells like rotting fish in there.
Uh, Dash?

Do you walk into a lot of rooms only to catch a whiff of rotting fish?
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>>14399292
She does.
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>>14399287
They're all pretty great, I couldn't rank them
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>>14399303
Only when you're around.
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>>14399309
I wish someone drew EG marker and pony marker locked in an eternall battle of booping
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>>14399251
How about making pony's tummy swole
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>>14399325
I hope that marker would summon her Boop state and take away EG marker's booping powers permanently
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>>14399323
No, no, Dash. I don't even eat fish.

The only thing I see in common among all the rooms that 'smell funny' is ... you being in them.
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>>14399257
OH GOD WHAT
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If you all love ponies so much why don't you marry one?
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>>14399325
BOOPIN' NEAT. FOREVER APONE.
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>
Guys remember when we first started watching the show and you had an urge to show it to everyone because it was so cute? You know, to get other people into it? I think we were successful, too successful.
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>>14399366
Stream that show if you're so tough.
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>>14399359
I don't know, it check out too
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>>14399366
THEY DON'T EXIST
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Guys
U guys
Fluttershy going to get 3 episodes in Season 4 and in all 3 of them she's going to be shy
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>>14399374
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>>14399369
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>>14399309
I think MT's EQGs are cute
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>>14399374
I showed it to 1 friend and my brother
my brother thought it was stupid and my friend now loves it but i don't think she's a full on brony

I wish i hadn't told anyone though
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>>14399394
>why aren't you introverted?
But I am?

>Fluttershy going to get 3 episodes in Season 4
She is?
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>>14399374
eeyup

I have been thinking this for a year
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>>14399287
>>14399313
Griffin makes much better music but FimFlam is funnier.
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>>14399374
I knew I couldn't hide it from my immediate family, so I told them about it. And by the end of the semester I had told a few classmates about it. Regret telling people at my college, but thankfully I was switching to uni after that semester anyway.
I mostly blame /b/ catching on and the rage on 4chan afterwards for the spread though.
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>>14399374
>you had an urge to show it to everyone because it was so cute

Didnt have that urge myself. But I did stop fapping for a good while for some reason.

'course now I fap to pony mostly.

Funny how things end up.
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>>14399374
I started watching it with and introduced it to my little sister. Lel
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>>14399402
If Marker Pony is Jonathan, who is Dio Brando?
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>>14399432
I'm sure there are more than a few people here right now who have the /b/ threads to thank for showing them MLP even if they won't admit it.
Not saying it's a good or bad thing.
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>>14399416
saine pls
thats so wrong
wacky voices does not good comedy make
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>>14399224
listening to this fills me with longing for a time that will never be again

I hate everything
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>>14399457
I came to pony outside of 4chan back in Early February. I saw a thread about it on a forum I used to frequent and dismissed it. Week later decided to try it out after some people told me to give it a shot and the rest is history.
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>>14399454
I honestly don't know I'm just doing silly things
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>>14399464
THEN WHY IS YOGSCAST SO POPULAR
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>>14399457
I can see it, but I presume it was the images. The /b/read was just people talking to each other. They were nice, but they didn't really talk about the show.
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>>14399464
I know, look at lunar slander. Anyway, I don't like it because of the voices, I like it because it's funny.

Sure some of the jokes fall flat but some of his jokes are really good. FiW is more like consistent humor but nothing really makes me crack up the same way.
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>>14399494
ACCENTS, AUSTISTIC PEOPLE, AND CHILDREN
NEXT QUESTION
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>>14399402
oh, that's nice
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>>14399457
I came here from off of 4chan when a search for the fandom's origin led me to the archive and /co/. I had been here before, but couldn't really be bothered keeping up with threads until I learned about 4chanx.

>>14399502
Was it always like that? I thought I heard there being some show discussion there before the Ponychan split.
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THIS IS A PRETTY PONY
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>>14399502
I don't really feel like talking about this but I meant more the /b/ type people being obnoxious about it inter-board wise and elsewhere, not so much their stupid little threads
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>>14399457
>browsing /b/
Serious hope.
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>>14399494
I really enjoy their stuff
it's not just silly voices to be really honest
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this pony needs a bath
extra bubbles
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>>14399526
good colouring but dat left foreleg tho
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>>14399454
A shame about your show, Marker Pony. Don't worry. I will take good care of its legacy.
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>>14399526
Hmmmm.....so it is.
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>>14399548
I'll help her out since xieril is preoccupied.
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>>14399545
You can't trick me, xieril.

You're almost Terse-like in your opinions.
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>>14399562
NOT SO FAST
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>>14399569
He really is
He doesn't even like FlutterDash
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>>14399552
Right.

So Gloomy is Zeppeli, and the Marker is SPEEDWAGON.
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>>14399557
AND THERE YOU ARE ASPIRANT
ALONE WITH PINKIE PIE
AND SHE WANTS TO GO ON THE POKER DATE WITH YOU
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>>14399508
Opinion time
FiW has a better Celestia, Luna, and background. Music and most self-made things are superior.

Flimflam has a better Main Cast.

Neither has a good Fluttershy.

>>14399524
They would occasionally link to MLPG and that's what I saw of them. They were nice folk, but I didn't see much show discussion.
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>>14399579
FlutterDash is shit, PinkieDash is the OTP.
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>>14399574
That pony is so dirty. You're going to need another pair of hands.
P-please?
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>>14399569
>almost terse-like in your opinions
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QUICK

WHAT'S THE LAST PONY THING YOU'VE FAPPED TO
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>>14399601
Best mare pack
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>>14399601
The only thing I've ever fapped do is the thought of Twilight doing me cowgirl-style, full pony
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Who else is drunk>
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>>14399601
http://derpibooru.org/462896?scope=scpecf5ec1781ba70b89aadf496ff68a0a597e15f530

just babs and by proxy scoot
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>>14399601
The thought of Gilda's sweaty paws
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>>14399601
Xenophilia
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>>14399595
I need to see your pony cleaning badge first, anon.
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>>14399574
Hey, I totally understand. You're a busy guy.
I'll see to it that she has a nice relaxing time.
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>>14399616
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>>14399601
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=295
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>>14399616
I want to see Ross try that style.

And adopt it.
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Who was the last pony pony you wanted to boop?
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>>14399582
I thought that Anon could be Zeppelli and Gloomy could be Maria.
GG is Stroheim.
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>>14399629
Well the rest admittedly aren't quite unf
>>14399632
Fat chance.
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>>14399601
Picture heavily related
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>>14399627
Oh look, pony's already relaxed. There's no need for assistance. I'll take it from here.
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>>14399601
humansmissionary position
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>>14399646
marker
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>>14399646
Pinkie with that pig nose in that sub subpage posted a bit further up.
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>>14399601
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/143205/1/love-measured-in-scales/chapter-1-study-break

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8180/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with

This one too. The Twilight chapter had me unfing a hell of a lot.
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>>14399601
http://derpibooru.org/460179
I would marry this pank so hard and I'm not even that furry
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>>14399588
I agree on Celestia though I don't think it would make sense Fimflam's world. I didn't like FiW's Luna much.

I agree on the main cast for the most part but I like FiW's pinkie better. And I like Fimflam's Fluttershy but maybe it's because I don't like Fluttershy that much. Her being the butt of the joke suits me a better.
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>>14399648
Also I guess these merit a posting
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>>14399652
related
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>>14399631
>PFA

Stay hipster
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>>14399673
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>>14399574
I love Dash with white hair.
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>>14399669
I'd marry that if she had no dick.
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>>14399652
>>14399675
What's the appeal of sweat and sweaty butts?
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Damn furries get out of here
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>>14399682
I use fimfiction too, but some of the stuff on PFA isn't on there.
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>>14399601
http://www.bearchive.com/~chili

>>14399616
My nigga. I prefer the more solo works though.
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>>14399650
NONE of it is unf
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>>14399623
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>>14399695
You hurt her feelings for not accepting her for all she is
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>>14399671
I'm not a Flutterguy, but I would like her to get a little more use than that.
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>>14399699
Not the guy
But after-exercise sex is amazing
AMAZING
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>>14399699
the smell
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>>14399627
>tfw you will never splash around in the water with a carefree Rainbow Dash
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The Equestria Girls parody song is too damn addictive for its own good.
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http://mlpg.co/applejack
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>>14399717
Seems legit to me.
You'd better step aside, xieril. This guy's a pro.
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>>14399741
Did they just add that?
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>>14399721
I don't really care because I wouldn't have dated, let alone marry that.
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>>14399699
Pheromones, hormones, use of potent olfactory sense, and dat ass
Plus really strong smells can be used as a kind of domination if someone wants
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SAINE

STRAM
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>>14399699
The filthiness and how raw it is
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>>14399074
tfw smile hats us
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>>14399741
She is NOT a silly pony.
She is quite serious and has a very refined horse sense.
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>>14399717
>>14399744
Hold on a second
RD wouldn't write her name like that
She probably practices her autographs for when she becomes a wonderbolt
I don't trust this guy
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>>14399769
This. Applejack is like the least silliest pony.
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Hai, MLPG
watcha think about >>14399127 ?
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>>14399751
YEA SAINE

STRAM
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>>14399691
Wasn't The World gray, not yellow?
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>>14399761
>gif
>1 frame

1 TRILLION TETRAHITLERS
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>>14399778
Can't give a shit.
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>>14399778
who cares?
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>>14399770
But xieril, this pony is so super dirty.
Look at her.
She needs professional scrubbing.
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>you will never kill yourself
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Is there any pony cuddlefics, or other things like that?
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>>14399778
He deserved it
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>>14399797
I'd say she could use some scrubbing bubbles
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Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean I'm a silly pony, paardner?
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>>14399778
>>>/b/
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>>14399798
Good, life is too enjoyable right now.
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>>14399785
That is how Hussie rolls.
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>>14399783
http://jjba.wikia.com/wiki/The_World
He's yellow whenever there's color.
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>>14399798
I really would like to but MLPG needs me
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>>14399723
I wouldn't mind some more screentime for Fimflam's Fluttershy.

>>14399751
>>14399780
I don't feel like it.

I've been planning on studying a little bit about anatomy for a long time but haven't really had the time till now.
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>>14399798
I mean...I guess thats...yeah
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Evens: Draw
Odds: Vidya
Dubs: continue writing fic
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>>14399810
what is this from?
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>>14399797
Which I'm able to provide
thank you for pointing how much she needs a bath
I'll leave her squeaky clean
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>>14399808
Super silliest.
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>>14399832
Not too clean I hope
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>>14399831
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
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>>14399831
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
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>>14399830
Jetpack Scootaloo
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>>14399831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
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>>14399798
>killing yourself
>not waiting for the apocalypse
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>>14399830
producing >fanfiction doesn't count as writing
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>>14399843
Thanks!
>>14399844
Fuck off faggot.
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>>14399808
>filename
Twilight pls
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Is there a list for all the MLPG/co sub pages?
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>>14399854
Why?
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>>14399854
Anon calm your britches
It's the same video
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>>14399840
SQUEAKY CLEAN
SHE'LL BE SO CLEAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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>>14399832
I dunno. You're not a licensed pony cleaner. I think you need a professional for this job.
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>>14399858
LINKBOARD
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>>14399891
I meant the song pages on the sub.
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>>14399257
Go to bed.
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>>14399884
I want to stuff Dash's mouth full of my cooking and listen to her try and talk with a mouthful
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>>14399856
N-no! I-it's your neighborhood friendly Applejack sugar cube...
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>>14399884
Don't forget to make her pretty.
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be honest

would you befriend a changeling
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PONE WANTS TO FUCK
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ded show
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>>14399936
probably not since I don't even befriend normal people
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>>14399746
Just give it a little whirl anon. you might like it
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>>14399936
What are they like in terms of personality? Are they essentially mindless drones in a hivemind, or what essentially odd looking ponies?
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>>14399283
fuckin' pinkie

>>14399905
you cocksmuggling cunt listen. i have huge fucking news.
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>>14399936
I'd love changeling.
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>tfw princess luna never visits you in your dreams
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>>14399935
I hope Dash gets to wear dresses this season. She has the best potential on cool designs.
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>>14399968
I want Dash and Rarity to have an episode together
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>>14399945
I like men with cocks and I like women with cunts, Anon. This isn't Tumblr.
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>>14399778
his backgrounds are too busy for my tastes (my desktop is too messy for those) but I bet some might like them
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>>14399584
I don't have much of a poker face. But I'd be game.
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>>14399953
I don't care. I need to go to the jobcentre. I need a job!
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>>14399885
>implying I'm not certified for pegasi cleaning

>>14399935
She's perfect as she is anon
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>>14399971
I also want one of Fluttershy and AJ, seeing how they never had any big things together
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>>14399988
>that "Yeah Son!" signature
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>>14399981
>Aspirant wants to poker on the first date
I thought you were a man with class
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>>14399983
well excuse fucking me i didn't realise i walked into your fucking tumblr
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>>14399968
>>14399971
>Dashs parents are coming to town during the winter solstice celebration
>Really wants to impress them, show em she's a mature adult with style
>consults Rarity to help give her a bit of a make over, spa day, pretty dresses
>After a day of dress up, Rarity questions if RD is starting to enjoy this feminine fun
>Now Dash is questioning herself the same thing
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>>14399973
Then what's the big deal? It's the best of both worlds!
You'd be a weird to not want to suck on that cock while squeezing those plump titties
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>>14399988
Can I get a certificate for cuddler-in-training?
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>>14399988
>that picture
is it notarized?
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>>14399988
Doesn't change the fact that it could be fun, cute and potentially hilarious depending on how stubborn she feels like being.
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>>14400014
There is no such institute.
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When pony is hungry, what do they cook? What would their specialty dish be?
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>>14399993
I want one with Pinkie and RarityThey always have the best gags together
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>>14399973
How do you feel about ponies with no genitals, stud~
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>>14399884
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>>14400010
No, you'd get a woman with no cunt.

I like my penis-bearing men to be MEN, not a washrag with a dick.
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>>14400001
O-oh, you didn't mean the card game?

Then that means....

Oh, nope. Not on the first date.
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>>14400035
>rarity
>gag

hwh, yeah right. she's a pro by now.
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>>14400041
Very amusing. Now spread 'em, I'm going in your ponut.
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QUICK MLPG YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE

A:You can be the little colt

OR

B:You can be the little colt in a pretty dress
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>>14400014
I'm afraid I don't know of any institution that gives those out anon

>>14400015
It's framed on my wall, yeah

>>14400019
You're actually right, anon
she'd have to be okay with it though
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>>14400041
I wouldn't date them
I wouldn't marry them
I wouldn't fuck them
I might keep them as friends
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>>14400046
>I like my penis-bearing men to be MEN, not a washrag with a dick.
that's pretty gay anon
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>>14400031
Rainbow Dash just gets anything quick and reheatable.
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>>14400058
A of course.
dressies are for girls
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>>14400005
What's the news then?
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>>14400058
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>>14399988
Hmm.
HMMM.
I think I remember some scandal about the PCA, but I don't remember the details.

Oh but look, she's clean already.
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>>14400052
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>>14400067
Actually that's pretty bi, but it's the same reason women tend to go for men with a backbone instead of "thing with a penis" as the sole criterion
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>>14400031
Fluttershy puts on the facade of eating healthy, but when alone, she eats alot of hot-pockets and other junk food, regardless of time of day.
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>>14400061
>It's framed on my wall, yeah
can I see it?
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>>14400061
Sorry xieril, we found a guy with better qualifications. Maybe during the holiday rush.
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>>14400075
So clean
Look at those sparkles

What is xieril even good for
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>>14400049
HEY

THAT OTHER GUY WASN'T LEGITIMATE

PINKIE JUST WANTED TO PLAY CARDS WITH YOU

THE GAME IS UP AND DOWN THE RIVER AND ONE-EYED JACKS ARE WILD
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>>14400081
I guess I'm not bi then
have a good bed time
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>>14400095
She even preened her feathers perfectly. What a good pony.
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>>14400009
I do see Dash with a more feminine side that she keeps to herself.
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I like the thought of women with a penis, but in a body exploration kind of way.
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>>14400045
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>>14400075
>>14400095
O-okay then

>>14400088
Sorry anon, it's a very classified document.

>>14400094
I can't stop laughing
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>>14400094
where's the sombrero?
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>>14400141
we don't talk about him
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>>14400041
infinite cuddles
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>>14400137
Hey, but now that she's clean, she's all ready for snuggles, she just needs a partner.
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>>14400130
She just doesn't let it show thru I bet. The one time she did voluntarily dress up was for Celestias visit, and visited Rarity too for it. Even if she did fuss he whole time.
And she succumbed to the parasprites cuteness.
Even gave it kissies.
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>>14400141
The PCA requires valid photo ID, which means taking off any obscuring clothing or accessories.
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>you will never snuggle a warm pone
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>>14400156
I'll do it
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>>14400163
Hey Mrs. Cake!
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>>14400156
Mine.
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>>14400156
I don't need a certificate for that
time for cuddles
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>>14400113
Works for me!

Ponk better take it easy on me though.
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>>14400162
See also: her interactions with Tank in Just for Sidekicks
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>>14400169
Hi dear!
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>>14400175
While you're asleep I'm going to hug that pony all night
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>>14400162
Yeah. Give her a chance, and she could be as girly as she wanted.

That fic someone here linked is starting to get to me. Dash did the whole "girly thing there pretty well and didn't feel that out of place
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Pony is fascinated by your fingernails.
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>>14400178
Aspirant pls Rainbow Dash fic when
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>>14400195
Why is she fascinated by them?
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>>14400070
I'll take that as nothing.
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>>14400211
wait is there a pinkie fic?
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Trying to remember if I still know how to pony
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>>14400211
Soon.
I hate giving time frames because I've been real stop and go lately on the writing. Sorry, bear with me if you can.
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Who is? You is!
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I GOT MY TWELVE SIDED DIE AND I'M READY TO ROLL WITH A WIZARD AND MY GOBLIN CREW.
MY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TO MY MOM'S BASEMENT BRINGING FUNYUNS AND THE MOUNTAIN DEW.
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>>14400223
NOW DRAW HER SLAPPING ANONYMOUS WITH HER FUTA MARE COCK
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It's cold and Pony wants to cuddle for warmth
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>>14400229
Who's a silly ponethree?
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>>14400240
Is pony really that cold after we just got through having sex?

I mean, I'll gladly cuddle, it just seems weird. Is pony feeling okay?
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>>14400232
What are the odds of O&O showing up on the show or being played by some ponies or the main cast?
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>>14400232
>FUNYUNS
Aww Yiss

That's what last night's DnD session was missing.
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>>14400227
No no don't apologize to me. Don't rush yourself either, you don't owe nothing to nobody.
sorry for bothering you so often about writing.
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>>14400240
That sounds nice.
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>>14400252
About as big as your dick in a freezer.
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>>14400232
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How old are Cadence and Shiny and his friends? What about the main 6?
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time of beb 02:13
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>>14400305
Cadance and Shiny are in their 30s.
Main 6 are in their 20s.
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>>14400266
So, massive?
Massive odds? Nice.
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>>14400245
>what the fuck do all these things do
>where's the play button
>does this even have an MP3 player
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>>14400280
Oh god. I want to be the femanon in an RP group full of stallions who are completely incapable of just treating me like "one of the guys"; always awkwardly wavering between abortive attempts at hitting on me and trying to help me because they assume I'm incompetent at RPGs because of my sex
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>>14400342
Well, you could do the same playing with MLPG.
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>>14400350
Yeah, but they don't have stallion dicks.
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>>14400352
You could help them with a little jelqing and clamping
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>pone is actually gigantic relative to human world
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I can hear my roommates discussing the history of 4chan in our living room. The scary part is that they are getting it all right.
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>>14400212
They're just so smooth. And shiny. Oh I bet they'd look great with some paint on them!
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>>14400342
Nobody can ever treat a girl like "one of the guys".

Every group of men acts differently when there's a girl involved. That's why it's taken this long for the military to allow women in combat roles.
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>>14400362
>sorry
>sorry
>sorry
>oh, sorry
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>>14400362
Fluttershy your fat ass just killed 15 commuters.
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>>14400369
That's not true at all, I've always hung out with a group that included both guys and girls.
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Can you imagine just being surrounded by ponies who want to be around you all the time?
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>>14400382
I didn't say they can't hang, I said men act differently when there's girls around.
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>>14400359
>clamping
Not the guy
What the fuck would that accomplish?
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>>14400363
My girlfriend is drunk right now and is dancing with a black guy

I'm supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow
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>>14400342
>tfw the stallions eventually get so flustered, aroused and horny after a few hours hanging around you that they start to be unable control their horseboners. but they are too shy and beta to make any moves on you. so they suddenly start getting themselves off, slapping their horsecocks against their bellies. you pretend not to notice it, but the blush on your cheeks and the scent of female arousal emanating from your vag drives them to insanity. but they are STILL too shy and beta to try anything on you, so they start sucking eachother off while you are still right there at the table with them. soon the nerdy stallions are buttfucking eachother while stealing lustful sideways glances at your goods the whole time. you stand there awkwardly watching until they finish
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>>14400410
>>14400363
just because it's slow doesn't mean you should personal blog
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>>14400410
>My girlfriend is drunk right now and is dancing with a black guy
At least you won't need a parental test
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>>14400417
bitch some more
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>>14400399
Yes that would be so great.
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>>14400415
too gay
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>>14400362
>my little pony
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>>14400400
I don't know, it depends. If the people you regularly hang out with are all super awkward around girls then maybe. But I've played DnD with a couple of girls before and it was fine. (And before you suggest they were just ugly or lesbian that wasn't the case.)
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>>14400401
Restrict blood flow to encourage girth
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>>14400457
Wouldn't a cock ring do the same thing, you know, as per norm?
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>you will never wake up to find that you've grown a massive horsecock and a pair of swollen, heavy balls
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>>14400410
You're very trusting
I'd probably be in a jealous fit
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>>14400455
You seem to think I'm some sort of Men's Rights fucktard, anon. I'm offended. There's no need to assume I'm going to think a girl that can hang with guys is ugly or a lesbian. Fuck you.

Anyway, once again, I never said they can't hang. I never even said it has to be awkward. I said a girl can never be one of the guys. A group of guys DOESN'T act the same way when there's girls involved.
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>>14400431
Oh wow, I'm glad I never bothered watching that trainwreck. That animation is so god-awful.
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>>14400476
That's a relief.
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>>14400470
PE-Anon here

The point of using a clamp is that you can get it off
Unless you have it tight enough that you'd have trouble getting it off you aren't going to have any growth
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>>14400476
>>you will never wake up to find that your boyfriend has grown a massive horsecock and a pair of swollen, heavy balls
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>>14400496
Wait, wait
What the Hell sort of industrial clamp does this take?
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>>14400501
>you will never feel your qt gf fondle your new shaft
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>your alarm wakes you up tomorrow morning
>it's an average day except
>you find yourself to be a pretty cartoon mare


what do you do
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>>14400487
Pinkie accidentally nursing is something that needs be written
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>>14400516
Masturbate furiously
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>>14400516
A wild take
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>>14400516
furiously Masturbate
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>>14400516
Kill myself.

What's the point of being a pretty cartoon mare in a world like this? It would be a curse.
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>>14400487
oh my
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>>14400523
I agree. And I would if not for school.
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>>14400516
Freeze.

Then poke her to make sure she's actually there.
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>>14400516
Am I still on earth?
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>>14400534
You could always whore yourself to all the horny MLPG anons
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>>14400534
>Not being mlpg's slutty mare
Please, you'd be treated like some golden goddess.
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>>14400516
Since I have 0 obligations tomorrow, chill around the house
I can't even order pizza, though
Hmm
This is tricky
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>>14400477
It's cool
He'd never do anything with her
He's actually an ex of mine
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>>14400478
I don't know, even if you wouldn't a lot of people would suggest that, I just didn't want to get into that argument on top of that.

Either way, I still think you're wrong. I've always hung out with a mix of both guys and girls regularly and I didn't notice anyone acting differently when the girls of our group didn't come with.
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>>14400561
>Not camwhoring as the new hot pony artist
>Shame all he draws is his shitty oc though
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>>14400539
Do something with it. Please! Anything!
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>>14400563

Well, here's an article about men behaving better around women.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/04/men-behave-better_n_1254849.html

But that's not really what I'm talking about. I'm pretty social. I've hung out with groups of women and men. In my experience, men just aren't themselves when a girl's around. They don't crack the same jokes, they don't talk the same, etc. It's not even being sensitive about women jokes or anything, it's hard to explain.
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I thought about killing myself but decided I'm too afraid so I'll just lie down and cry.
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>>14400621
This study wouldn't apply because it suggests a women the men don't know. Of course a random woman you've never met before will never be "One of the guys"
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>>14400634
pls be unded and get on skype or steam
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>>14400552
yes
you wake up in your own bed, except you're now a pony
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>>14400646
Please read the stuff under the link.
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>>14400621
>Well, here's an article about men behaving better around women.
Could it be because a single dirty joke can land them in prison for sexual assault?
So progressive.
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>>14400634
I wanted to kill myself two months ago
I've got a new job and a girlfriend now

It doesn't take much for your life to turn around, even if only for a little while
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>>14400621
Lol, around girls I don't care about (enemies) I've acted the same as I would to guys.

Might be autism though.
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>>14400621
Look guys let me sum it up for both of you.
>Women can't be one of the guys because one
>Men treat eachother like shit by default
>And men like to fuck with eachother as a "rough play" type thing
As much as women like to think they're one of the guys no man would assume a woman would want to be treated like that. Women haven't had that kind of social treatment growing up.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1g8qyn/how_to_handle_a_situation/

wat
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PANIC
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>>14400673
Run, quick! Don't let any of them see you here!
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>>14400689
oh, the internet age.

the worst and best thing.
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>>14400689
Okay I asked
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Pony made you a pie. There's some apples and some cinnamon... and her hair. Ponies hair's in the pie. And now, it's inside of you. Part of pony, is inside of you. Do you feel pony? Do feel pony inside of you?
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>>14400732
a family guy joke, really anon?
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>>14400732
Don't do that.

Don't make Family Guy jokes.
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>>14400739
Oh hush you watched it the same as I did.
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>>14400747
what on earth gave you that idea
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Guiltiest pony pleasure?
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>>14400516
Depends. Am I an earth pony, pegasus, or unicorn? Do I have good motor, and flying/magic if applicable, skills?
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>>14400717
why not?
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>>14400689
>He found the video through 4chan
Ugghhhhhhh.
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>>14400766
does humanized count
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APPLEJACK
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PINKIE PIE
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>>14400775
yes
and furry
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>>14400610
... Okay, I'd rake in the brony bucks
That's settled
But going to class is going to suddenly become ... difficult
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>>14400770
It's far too lewd here for cute, little ponies like you.
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Pony got into Rarity's trash
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>>14400804
I can take it
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I fuck your ponies.
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>>14400766
>that dash
oh yes
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Hey anon, show me your weird human penis!
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>>14400826
>virgin attempts to draw a used condom.png
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>>14400826
[vomits uncontrallably]
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>>14400826
Well enjoy your herpes, pony.
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>>14400836
Twist, I have it in traction right now
I don't think you want to see it
... Wait, you probably do MORE now, fuck
It's just all plastic and stuff, just - just go play with your friends
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>Lloyd will never make a Game of Thrones video
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>>14400836
Okay, but you have to kill yourself afterwards, you horrid horse.
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>>14400773
I don't understand what that person's saying. The kid made the video himself and posted it to Facebook. Where does 4chan come into it, unless they think we're the only place on the internet you could encounter the term "fapping"?
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>>14400826
>tfw used condom fetish
>tfw it's not one of the fetishes MLPG universally likes
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>>14400850
>Game of Plebshit

oh my fuck
>>
I haven't been here all day.

What have I missed?
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>>14400859
>He decided to post on Facebook a video about My Little Pony "fapping".
He didn't make it, just posted it to Facebook.
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>>14400875
Didja read the OP?
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>>14400871
You have shit taste.
I rarely watch the show, I just want to hear what lloyd thinks about it
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>>14400863
I hate that they taste so fucking awful
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Pony should be more pony and less human.
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>>14400877
Oh, whoops. Apparently I can't read, thanks.
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>>14400863
ea pls
there's more than enough fetish to go around
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>>14400875
Read the thread faget
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>>14400887
and the show is good
anon is just a hipster because it's popular
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>>14400863
>it's not one of the fetishes MLPG universally likes
There are no fetishes that MLPG universally likes.
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>>14400905
not even butts?
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>>14400905
What about ponies
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>>14400905
Ponies?
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>>14400898
But that's not something I'd post
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What a slut.
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>>14400895
How much of a problem was that in S3 compared to S2 and S1? I know that was one of the points always made against S3, but wasn't sure how much worse it was there compared to the last two seasons.
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You guys its PONY TIME!
Right? Is my clock running right?
If not what should it look like?
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>>14400923
>No Showtime

So close.
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>>14400923
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>>14400924
I don't care about breaking bad.
So are there any other fantasy related shows airing right now that fits within your great taste?
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>>14400923
I think your pony is running fast
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>>14400913
>>14400912
No, not sexually at least.
>>
HEY ASPIRANT
LOOK AT ALL THESE PINK PONIES

http://mlpg.co/ponk
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>>14400932
anon please, the fact that you're responding doesn't bode well for your intelligence
he didn't refute anything he just linked as much as he could and made another stupid claim
that should be a pretty obvious warning light, you have to learn to mentally filter things
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Guys, Big Mac won't get out of my bed and I'm really tired.
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>>14400905
Pony butts.
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>>14400942
Christ, anon, you should warn me more beforehand.

Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head.
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>>14400928
>showtime when cinemax exists
>>14400933
But my clock plugs directly into Twilight!
She usually yelps and magically kicks me out of the library... it should be running right.
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>>14400945
I just wanted to hear what he had to say.
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>>14400955
>Twilight
>running right
>when she has wings

sounds like your logic really flew the coup
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>>14400955
How're ya gonna know when to summon Big O if you don't have a showtime?
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>>14400970
who is Big O?
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What's it like to have a girlfriend
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>will you marry me, anon?
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>>14401000
No.
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>>14401000
You aren't Applejack so no, sorry.
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>>14400991
This is the saddest question I've ever heard.
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>>14401000
No way you'll just take your green card and run.
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cosmo.....
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>>14400931
I liked how the Japanese airing of the show has a luckiest pony at the end of each episode.
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>>14400991
You poor, poor young person that had no childhood. Poor thing.
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>>14401007
>>14401012
>>14401015
okay
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sparity a shit
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>>14401000
Get Fluttershy to ask that and we have a deal.
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>>14400994

Like owning large bags of sand.
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>>14401032
I wouldn't marry you Lyra, but there's not reason we can't date.
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>>14400994
Milk and sour pennies.
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>>14401027
I like how spike was rucky pony.
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>>14400863
Cold semen is fucking nasty, that's why I don't like that fetish.
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>>14401013
>>14401029
>>14401024
w-what? what is it?
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>>14401059
I didn't think it was that great of a show
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>>14401041
Tits feel nothing like bags of sand
More like thickwalled bags of water
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Fluttershy is my pony waifu.
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>>14401059
Japanese giant robot batman.
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>>14401059
Big O is like if a giant robot flew through Bruce Wayne's window instead of a bat.
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>>14401059
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-u-ISaOfS4
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>>14401069
She's my pony waifu too!
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>>14401086
But what does she even do
She looks like she's just standing there, being all yellow
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>>14401069
>>14401086
Now you two have to fight to the death.
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>>14401073
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>>14401073
>>14401074
>That description.

Pretty fucking accurate...
Even had a badass butler.
Shame his version of Robin was kinda robotic.
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>>14401090
She takes care of animals, like greenpeace or something.
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>>14401069

not if I have anything to say about it
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>>14401104
sounds boring
what can she do for me
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>>14401100
>robotic
oh you. Dorothy is the best you better not be hating.
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>>14401106
You don't!
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>>14401110
She's very experienced and knowledgable about breeding.
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>>14401111
I think Dorothy is under-represented in waifu charts.
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>>14401115
First hand knowledge?
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>>14401106
Jeez Dash, home many people do you need to waifu you before it's enough?
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>>14401113
I most certainty do!
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>14401131

ALL THE MALES.

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

SUBMIT, MALE.
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>>14401111
Dorthy was great.
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How do you go through life not knowing what Big O is?
That's all nerds ever seem to talk about.
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>>14401134
But you'll never be my drawfag waifu
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>>14401147
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>>14401131
>>
odds: organize overflowing pone folder
evens: marathon Big O
dubs: absolutely nothing because I'm a lazy fuck
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>>14401145
I don't watch anime.
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>>14401126
She lives with all those animals. She probably seals with it daily.
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>>14401141
Rainbow Dash is love, Rainbow Dash is life.
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>>14401059
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF7jhzNpf34
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>>14401038
but fluttershy is married to me
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>>14401165
that would be second hand
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>>14401145
tbh this is the only big O I knew about until 5 minutes ago.
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>>14401164
Even if you don't one of your friends that do or some random nerd that you've talked to once in your life will have to have brung it up.
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>>14401059
Basic rundown.

http://youtu.be/BK_HTdn3NPE
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>>14401172
>implying you've ever touched this magnificent butt
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>>14401177
I don't have friends or know any nerds.
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>>14401165
>animals fuck in every corner of the house
>semen stains everywhere
>Fluttershy doesn't want to tell them to stop but she doesn't want to touch and clean up the semen either
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Good thing this is a nerd free zone.
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>>14401185
yeh
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>>14401163

Git to that organizing anon.

I'm doing mine.
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>>14401180
>He literally drops the beat on fuckers.
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>>14401188
>Implying she wouldn't join the animals
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>>14401175
My nigger.
Time complexity is fascinating.
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>>14401188
Fluttershy kind of seems like the type to clean up the semen, really
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>>14401194
MLPG - no nerds allowed
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>>14401204
>implying the animals wouldn't force her to join them
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>>14401211
unf
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>>14401209
It's no nerdS. We're allowed to have one.
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>>14401206
Well, not the kind to clean up semen with her tongue then
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>>14401206
Only on Spring Cleaning.
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>>14401222
Rarity doesn't swallow
She doesn't even let you cum in her mouth
And she'll make you clean it up. You're thinking of Pinkie Pie.
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>>14401222
no Rarity, not her tongue
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>>14401232
>She doesn't even let you cum in her mouth
Dropped.
>>
Can you still get aroused and fap to live human porn MLPG?
>>
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll only drag you down!
You've got to keep on sailing even when you want to frown!
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>>14401232
Pinkie Pie is crazy. You do the polite thing and tell her you're about to cum, she tells you to do it in her mane.
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>>14401218
You actually want some loser going on and on about math and science while we're trying to pony? If we're keeping one nerd it has to be a pony so it doesn't get in the way of our non-nerdy pony related activities
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>>14401145
my only exposure to anime was saturday morning cartoons and adult swim so like, case closed, full metal alchemist, inuyasha, paranoia agent, samurai shampoo and some others i dont remember
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>>14401232
>implying I couldn't convince her to let me finish inside her ass as long as I plugged it up right quick so nothing leaked out
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>>14401232
>Tell her about how certain diets can make your semen taste delicious.
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>>14401245
>that one greentext where Rarity becomes your cum vessel
unf
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>>14401244
But Big O was on Adult Swim for a time, after it was on Toonami.

Dunno how you missed it.
>>
Overly feminine characters like Rarity always get a ton of shit for some reason
>Oh god a girl why is she making decisions for herself! Whooooooore! oh god she wants a boyfriend what a fucking slut omg slut slut slut

But if you take the typical male equivalent the fan conversations about him always go
>Oh man this guy is in charge and knows what he wants in life, big mac is so cool and stoic and awesome i bet he fucks all the female characters lol

I think i've seen this is basically every fandom where there is a feminine female lead character.
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Why ya'll ain't breeding?
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>>14401145
I like Big O, but I have literally never heard anyone talk about it ever.

I'm surprised people are treating it like a big deal.
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>>14401266
Can a human breed with tissue paper?
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>>14401261

I think it stems more from Rarity being something of a gold digger.
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>>14401266
Because we'd rather breed with imaginary ponies.
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>>14401245
You really think she's going to let someone like you fuck her? Do you really think she's going to let you fuck her raw? Please anon, you don't even deserve that.

>>14401256
No deal. You're still not going to cum in her mouth.
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>>14401261
tbh the only thing Rarity did that made me upset was "using" that nerdy pone in the market.
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>>14401266
Why aren't you?
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>>14401266
Because my gf is on the pill

We might get tested next month so I can stop using condoms
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>>14401281
me?
well yeah, she's pretty shallow when it comes to these thing
I mean look at prince blue pony, he just fucked it up royally
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>>14401274
Pretty much this.
She has done it multiple times.
Hell, she even tried to pull it on a dragon.
And then spike.
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>>14401281
OH GOD WE NEED MORE FIREFLY/PONE CROSSOVER STAT

Artanon, where's my Kaylee?
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>>14401282
She was just making a point
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All this talk of Big O has made me go back and listen to the Cowboy Bebop Theme.

So fucking good.
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>>14401282
The guy didn't have the decency to give up some random groceries to someone that really wanted it.
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>>14401238
There was a length of time where I couldn't, but now I can appreciate the human body again.

I'd say 40% of my faps come from humans.
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>>14401292

>Hell, she even tried to pull it on a dragon.
>And then spike.

Hey didj'a hear that?

All the dragons are here! And Spike is here too!
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>>14401261
Rarity is no more feminine than any of the other characters. You're confuising femininity with the fashionista archetype.
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>>14401282
I didn't see a problem with that. If you got something, use it. If fluttershy can use 'the stare', Rarity should to be able to do shit too.
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The Holocaust was supposed to be Hitler's submission to art school.

But the rest of the world didn't like it.
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>you will never feel pretty
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I think we can all agree that Rarity would make the best noises in the sack.
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>>14401318
Everyone is a critic.
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>>14401314
Using one's ability to coerce animals which are portrayed generally as non-sapient is different than cynically manipulating one's peers.

I forget, has FS ever used the stare on other ponoes?
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>>14401302
The Cowboy Bebop soundtrack in general is pretty great.
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>>14401261
This post was so good, anon. Did you just think it up all by yourself or did you have help?
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>>14401301
Yeah, this pretty much made her a slut.

I'm not sure why it's even open for discussion at this point.
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>>14401330
Why do you people think flirting makes someone a slut?
It's like saying Twilight is a slut if she used her powers to mind control you
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>>14401320
Glad Shining found that date to the dance...
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>>14401320

>implying

Nigga as long as I score a 16+ on my charisma ability score I'm feelin like a sex machine
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>>14401340

No, Twilight is a slut because of that one scene from EQG with the broom.
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>>14401312
>Rarity is no more feminine than any of the other characters

Rarity is far, far more feminine than all of the other characters. she is the most vain, most romantic, and most concerned with public status. These are pretty much exclusively feminine things.

Twilight is bookish, which isn't exclusively feminine. Fluttershy is shy, again not really an exclusively feminine trait. Dash is athletic, Applejack is hard working, but I guess Pinkie is pretty feminine, but not as feminine as Rarity
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>>14401340

You're right, she isn't a slut.

She's just a manipulative bitch.
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>>14401238
unfortunately yes
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>>14401284
>might
Dude can't you just schedule a quick walk in for that
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>>14401340
>rape
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>>14401353

>vain
>romantic
>concerned with public status
>feminine qualities

hahahahaha

wat.

You can't be serious.
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>>14401238
>live

No.
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>>14401357
That's like calling Fluttershy a manipulative bitch because she can use her stare to make animals do what she wants.
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>>14401347
I think she'd rather sleep in some mornings.
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>>14401320
God when is that comic coming out.
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>>14401369
Fluttershy is a manipulative bitch.
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>>14401364
It's more about commitment than actually getting tested
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>>14401369
No, animals and sapient beings are different.

We've established this.
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Overly fast characters like Dash always get a ton of shit for some reason
>Oh god a girl why is she making decisions for herself! Egggheaaaddddd! oh god she wants a race what a fucking cutie omg cutie cutie cutie
But if you take the typical male equivalent the fan conversations about him always go
>Oh man this guy is in charge and knows what he wants in life, big mac is so cool and stoic and awesome i bet he races all the time lol
I think i've seen this is basically every fandom where there is a feminine female lead character.
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>>14401366
Only a queer would think those are in any way masculine.

but i'm in mlpg so i would not be surprised if this was the case.
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>>14401373
When doesn't she sleep?
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>>14401379
Like a week or 2 ago
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>>14401373
she's a real cutie.

Goodnight MLPG.
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>>14401369
Fluttershy IS a manipulative bitch.

You catch on well.
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>>14401384

Except sapient beings are arbitrarily decided upon. Cows are sapient, yet are treated like animals, while shit like chicken are feral.
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>>14401388
Vanity is human, not male or female.
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>>14401384
Wouldn't it be worse because the animals are dumber and don't know any better? Whereas this pony could easily see that he's being used. She also did that to help out her friend who was really in need at the time and did not know how to stand up for herself.
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>>14401369
>Rarity uses her flirting to steal a birthday present from Spike and swindle groceries from a nerd
>Fluttershy uses her stare to save Twilight's life, tell Cerberus and a dragon to leave

Totally the same thing, Rarifag.

>>14401399

And Fluttershy didn't use her stare on the cows.
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>>14401353
>she is the most vain,
>and most concerned with public status.
These are negative things anon, and if that's what makes a character feminine it's no wonder they get shit.
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>>14401353
>being vain, romantic and concerned with public status are _exclusively_ feminine
>being athletic and hard working are so not feminine, they're not even worth an explanation
Anon stop. I'll call tumblr, I swear.
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>>14401390
Athletes tend to be really lazy when they're not training or doing their event.

I mean, you put 110% into it, what do you have left the rest of the day? Nothing. You're done.

Then all your friends call you lazy.
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>>14401329
I was browsing /tv/ and I saw a post that I resonated with.

I don't like to think hard
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>>14401391
Right, I mean the second part of it.
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>>14401407
You are grasping all the straws, anon.

Leave some for the horses.
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>>14401388

>vanity

How is being full of yourself a feminine quality. Most manly men are in fact hyped up on vanity.

>romantic

So you ascribe to the field that anything other than acting like an ignorant child absolutely terrified at personal interaction is manly? A real manly man doesn't give a fuck and isn't ruled by fear

>concerned with public status

pfftahahahaha. Seriously, what? Every public figure everywhere is concerned with public status. Throughout history men have sacked and torched and raped and pillaged to cement their public status.

You're a fucking retard.
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Does anyone have that picture where Pinkie is forcing Fluttershy to look at her butt?
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>>14401412
She didn't steal a birthday present from Spike. She gave it to him. She never tried to force it out of him, she only remarked how amazing it looked and was bothered by the fact he was going to eat it. What we saw was how Spike normally sees Rarity and he could also see how bothered she was so he gave her the gem because he likes her.
If she had turned down his offer he would have forced it on her. This is Spike, when Rarity is involved he won't take no for an anser.
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>>14401430
This is who you're arguing with, mlpg
I told you not to but you didn't listen

I guess you're just bored though
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>>14401404
>>14401430
Save for vanity those are all femenine qualities usually given to female characters in cartoons/television shows.
Usually, but not always.
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>and you think masturbating that often is normal?
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Pony says you're sending her mixed signals. Literally mixed signals, pony can't read morse code.
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>>14401426
The next issue is about Pirates ponynapping. Issue 11 and 12 where candy and shiny and they are both out.
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>>14401458
Six times a day leaves plenty of time for more productive activities, Twilight. I don't have a problem.
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>>14401458
everyone I know do it so yeah
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>>14401456

How is being concerned with public appearance a feminine quality?

Look at Aquaman in brave and the bold. He was obsessed with prestige, and there's nothing feminine about him.
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>>14401442
>she didn't steal a birthday present from Spike
>She just took advantage of his childlike naivety and crush on her to flirt his birthday present away from him

Is that better or something?
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>>14401458
So, more often? Less often?
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>>14401461
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>>14401458
0 times per any amount of time?

if you dont start you dont have to stop
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i'm sorry i stuck around long enough to watch this.
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>>14401456

Female characters in shows usually breathe.

Therefore breathing is a feminine trait.

Rarity breathes. Therefore she is a slut.
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>>14401475
>pony »{«`€ÊÌÊä@–÷R:12 ‰¥1…ÀO
pls.
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>>14401462
>I fucked up.
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>>14401456
And save for romantic those are negative qualities.
Are you saying females are normally portrayed negatively?
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>>14401469
I'm not saying it is, I'm just saying those are traits usually found in female characters.
Like I know a lot of guys that are more interested in shopping for clothing, but it's usually female characters in cartoons that are interested in that kind of stuff while the male characters aren't interested.

>>14401487
Why did you think that post was necessary?
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>>14401430
I guess vanity is more of a effeminate thing than an exclusively female thing, you're right. Maybe I was trying to describe the typical female haughty attitude. But I stand by the idea that Women are typically more romantic and obsessed with good public image then men.
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>>14401456
Again, the characters you're thinking of are probably just the fashionista/high class archetype. It's a common archetype, but it's definitely not the only kind of "feminine" character.
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>>14401499

Oh fucking shit. You're solely concern for public appearance with shopping for clothes.

I can't even... fucking.. stupid.
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>>14401414
Women aren't athletic or hard working.

Source: all of my experiences with women in the workplace.
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>>14401232
No pinkie pie would grab you and start snowballing you with a stallion's load
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>>14401471
She didn't do that either. She didn't flirt with him.
Again, when she starts to bat her eyelashes and give Spike that look that's just him seeing Rarity like he always sees her. It was portrayed kind of badly I think, but that's what happened.
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Femininity is, classically, all about being passive and nurturing as fuck.

Rarity is, if anything, dainty. She's female but not very feminine apart from her interests.
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>>14401512
>Women aren't athletic or hard working.
>Source: all of my experiences with women in the workplace.
MLPG


Also, you're wrong. There's a single woman at my workplace who is
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Would you care for a foal if they would grow up to be a shaman?
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>>14401508
You're confusing me with that other anon.
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>>14401512
That's why ponies are superior to women.
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>>14401458
The last time I masturbated was to check if the condoms I bought fit
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>>14401485
That dude just be trolling.
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>>14401509
I don't even know what you're trying to say.
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>>14401412
>>14401442
>>14401471
>>14401518
>Talking about Spike's present being stolen
Hey guys, remember that time Zecora totally lied up spike and stole his gems?
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>>14401529
That doesn't change what I said, though.
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>>14401458
I can't remember the last time I masturbated.
I think I'll go masturbate right now.
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>>14401524
She is probably a MtF tranny.

You are now realizing I am calling Applejack and Rainbow Dash trannies
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pones
getting
fucked
hard
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Pinkie and Fluttershy are girliest pones.
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>>14401544
Pony is not for getting fucked.
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>>14401543
No she isnt
She is the exception to the useless woman in the workplace
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>>14401518
If you were to watch the scene, you'd see the moment where Rarity decides she is gonna have that gem. When she's going on about it and Spike is looking at it, you can see that she's acting because she wants it.

She may not be flirting, but she is definitely taking advantage of his crush. She is a bad pony.
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>>14401544
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>>14401553
Why is the poster animated?
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>you will never buy pony a larger set of vacuum cups after she outgrows hers
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>>14401558

>She is a bad pony

How is she to be punished?
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>>14401541
Right, but I wasn't or never did disagree with that. I was just saying those are traits you usually find on female characters rather than males. You usually see males characters that are cocky or athletic than you'll see a female character like that.
They're not feminine or masculine traits, but most children's cartoons have a really black and white way of approaching stuff like that.
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>>14401549
Too bad 1 out of 2 of those ponies is shit and the other is good.
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>>14401559
Bitch.
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>>14401569
I'd rather buy pony a set of cylinders when he outgrows his
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Did this ever get finished?
http://i.imgur.com/Cldg96G.png
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>>14401570
Capital punishment is the only acceptable course of action
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>>14401552
Pone is gonna get fucked

let's fill her tight cunt with delicious cream
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>>14401577
Would you invest in an industrial pump to maximize his gains as he fills out more every night?
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>>14401577
>you get him one that he can stuff his ponynuts into too
>within a week he's packing the tube
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>>14401587
No, I'm sending a letter to the Princess and having your pony privileges revoked.
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>>14401579
Wow, can't believe I didn't see this sooner.
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>Anon we need the blood of a virgin for this spell to work
>We were sort of hoping you would...
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>>14401558
>you can see that she's acting because she wants it.

She does want it, yes. But she's not trying to force it out of him. She likes gems. She rambles on about how amazing the gem is because her thing is all about gems. So of course she's bothered when she realizes what he's going to do with it, but she clearly respects that it's not her place to judge what he does with his gift. That's why she struggles to keep her mouth shut and not speak her mind about it. She even bites her hoof because she's having such a hard time not saying anything about it.
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>>14401608
Why not just use you're own, Twi?
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>>14401610
Pretty much this, to her it's destroying a work of art.
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>>14401608
Last time you bled me you fucking DRANK it. No.
Go bite off a wolf's dick.
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>>14401608
I've got some bad news twily
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ALL THE PONIES ARE WHORES!
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>>14401608
>there is no spell
>the main6 just wanted to see if you were a virgin
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>>14401608
Please tell me you need more blood than there is in my body.

Because that is the only amount I would be willing to give.
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>>14401621
None of the ponies are whores, or sluts.
They are pure maidens.
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>>14401612
Eheheh...about that.
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>>14401610

She bites her hoof because that stupid dragon is going to eat HER gem.

And then she goes to get HER gem, because it was already hers in her eyes.
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>>14401612
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>>14401621
I'm okay with this.
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>>14401608
Okay Twilight, I'll kidnap and murder a virgin for you.
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>>14401624
>They all spend the next half hour laughing at you and making fun of you
>Your can hear your heart breaking as soon as you hear Fluttershy of all ponies laugh at you
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>>14401624
They couldn't just ask?
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>>14401612
*your
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>>14401640
>A supervillain is born
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>>14401627
THEY ARE ALL WHORES, AND HAVE HAD MANY DICKS INSIDE OF THEM. INCLUDING THE STALLIONS. FILLIES AND COLTS TOO.
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>>14401596
>That one flash where you can throatfuck Rarity

As a Rarifag I felt so bad but it also felt so very good
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>>14401652
Shit nigga, lets be the bad guy.
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>>14401635
>gif
>png
WHAT IS THIS?
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>>14401656
I wish that guy still made pony flashes
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>>14401655
nigga thats just wrong
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>>14401656
What
where
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>>14401656
>>14401662
what flash?
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>>14401660
Moot.
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>>14401663
THAT COLT IN PARTICULAR IS VERY SEXUAL
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when can we be consensually killing a pony so you can fuck their corpse and cum in them as you bring them back to life again?

it was hot.
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>>14401640
>Angel doesn't laugh that night
>it's hard to when your lungs are filled with pond water
>she won't know for days
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>>14401663
Is he reacting to his first time tasting semen?
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>>14401656
You mean Super Deepthroat?
Yeah, that's pretty damn nice.
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>>14401662
Yeah he said in broken english that he had one planned out for the entire main cast and some supporting characters like Luna and Celestia and Braeburn, but he ultimately burned himself out on pony.

What a shame too, he was so on model. I guess it's true what they say, twice as bright, half as long ;_;7
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>>14401652
>anon contacts Discord, Sombra, Chrysalis, Trixie and Gilda to form a super team of villains
>the team's first mission is to recover Nightmare Moon's evil crown from Celestia's vaults and use it to corrupt Luna again
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>>14401690
>first mission corrupting Luna
>Not taking anon on a wild night on the town so he can get laid
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>>14401676
WA
WAF
QFQFSSA

ASA ASA ASA ASA ASA ASA ASA ASA
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>>14401690
>taking anon on a wild night on the town so he can get laid
>not coming up with a bad ass team name
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When did you realize that you were bisexual
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>>14401656
link please
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>>14401701
Never. I'm not bisexual, I'm ponesexual.
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>>14401701
Marty.

Is that a stereotype?
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>>14401690
>MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
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>>14401701
never, because Im not
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>>14401694
>not getting anon and Luna together
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>>14401701
some time in middle school

I wanna say 6th grade is when I came to terms with it and came out to my best friend. 8th was when I came out to my other really good friends.

I haven't told anyone else. Not even my parents.
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>>14401672
https://e621.net/post/show/228614/animated-balls-bestiality-blue_eyes-blush-cum-cum_
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>>14401701
When I watched OaB
Oddly enough I managed to convince myself I was straight for years prior to that, even after I let one of my gay friends makeout with me
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>>14401579
Yeah, but not quite so lewd.
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>>14401694
Why can't anon have sex with Chrysalis or something?
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>>14401703
It's on e621 somewhere. I can't be bothered to find it.
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>>14401698
You alright there, anon?
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>>14401720
She's not looking for anything long term. And virgins tend to be really clingy.
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>>14401711
>>14401720
Number 1 supervillain rule: Never fuck your teammates or potential teammates
They also both think you're ugly.
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>>14401720

Because then he'd lose his evil virginity powers.
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>>14401721
why would you post such a smug picture when you can't deliver something

here it is >>14401716
stop being an avatar faggot
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>>14401719
I'm not sure which is more lewd, the bloated puss or the slight pinch of the panties on her fat ass
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>>14401733
I think it's safe to bet on the marevag
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>>14401716
Wow that was really disappointing
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>>14401716
t-thank you
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>>14401742
Rarity is always disappointing.
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>>14401701
When I realized I was flirting with a guy
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>>14401701
When I found some guys can look like girls.

Soo around 13
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>>14401732
I was originally going to post something smug to someone else, but then I thought better of it and then switched to you but forgot to clear the image. Oh well, I enjoy being a smug jerkass anyway. found the rarity flash I was talking about though https://e621.net/post/show/228614/animated-balls-bestiality-blue_eyes-blush-cum-cum_
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The 19 films submitted for Best Animated Picture are:

“Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2”
“The Croods”
“Despicable Me 2”
“Epic”
“Ernest and Celestine”
“The Fake”
“Free Birds“
“Frozen”
“Khumba”
“The Legend of Sarila”
“A Letter to Momo”
“Monsters University”
“O Apostolo”
“Planes”
“Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie – Rebellion”
“Rio: 2096 A Story of Love and Fury”
“The Smurfs 2”
“Turbo”
“The Wind Rises”
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>Kajio

Yeah, no, I'll take SDT over this.
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Which pony is a rapgod?
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>>14401755
>“The Smurfs 2”

They're not even trying
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>>14401755
And this is why "best animated picture" was an awful idea.
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fuzzy pony chests
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>>14401755
I hope MU wins

I haven't seen most of the films on that list, but MU was so good.
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>>14401759
Fluttershy, she holds open mic rap contests in the forest with her animals. Zecora's tried to take the throne before, tried.
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>>14401759
Zecora.
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>>14401755
>Bee and Puppycat probably won't be funded
>this is the shit that sells
Western animation is dead
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more ponies should wear eye shadow
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>>14401755
>eqg not on that list
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>>14401701
When I started masturbating to gay porn

It's really not a big deal
I let it out that I was bi at a party and I still ended up going home with a girl that was crushing on me
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>>14401768
yuck
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>>14401753
oh, sorry
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>>14401774
Bee and Puppycat would definitely not revive Western animation
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>>14401579
its shit
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>>14401774
I love Bee/Fiona's voice so much
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Which pony would like Weezer the most?
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>>14401790
Rainbow Dash
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>>14401768
I love pony chests.
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>>14401784
You shut your whore mouth, Rebecca Sugar is the voice of a generation.
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>>14401794
She has good taste
the Blue album was great
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>>14401774
There is still one hope for animation
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>>14401774
So is japanese animation

>studios explicitly pander to the lowest dregs of their society
>/a/ eats it up
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>>14401800
So was Pinkerton and the red album
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>>14401801

>not GF
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>>14401755
Rebellion's already been screened in the US? BD fucking when?

Or is that out too and I'm just out of the loop?
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>>14401805
I'm so fucking glad that 4chan doesn't have a karma system.
SO fucking glad.
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>>14401805
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>>14401803
>red album

christ, anon get some taste
Pinkerton was okay but Weezer started to go to shit around green
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When you guys talk about reviving western animation why do you only talk about children's shows that use current animation trends and don't exactly have anything outside of decent to okay animation?
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>listening to Pony Waifu
>uncle walks in
n_n
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>pony will never bulge their throat with your erection
>you will never pour your seed directly into pony's stomach
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>>14401810
There's a reason why 4chan is the only discussion board I browse any. Kara, registration, upvotes/downvotes, post numbers, etc...
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>>14401812
Sick memes, bro.
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>>14401801
Man this pilot was so fucking cool, the redesigns look so lacklustre and flat. But to be fair, anything would look lacklustre to this. It's just so good. Pearl is a qt now though so it's not all bad.

>>14401802
>/a/ shitting itself over kill la kill: now with 4 FRAMES PER SECOND MORE EMBARRASSING FANSERVICE BULLSHIT
don't remind me
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>>14401824
>post numbers
Patrick Bateman detected.
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Spoilered for horsecock.
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>>14401823
Why would I want to do that?
I can't get pony pregnant that way.
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>>14401833

Ah shit.
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>>14401823
seed, throbbing, spurting, swollen, pumping, etc. have turned into words that send my boner back into my body

they were good for a while, but MLPG turned into "pump as many of these words into ERP" as you can for a while there and it ruined them.
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>>14401836
Clearly you're not on the stack.
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>>14401818
What should we talk about?
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>>14401802
But this has always been a thing with Japanese animation.
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>>14401845
lifelike 3dcg
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>>14401833
>neither spoiler nor horsecock
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>>14401821
Why didn't you pull out your dick?
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>>14401852

Ah but it is a horsecock!

It's a mythological cross between a rooster and a horse.
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Where is the new horse
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>>14401845
Archer and Bob's Burgers are pretty good.

I can't think of anything else decent that's not western children's animation
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>>14401842
What about tender, soothing, gentle, loving, warm, relaxing, and marshmallowy?
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>>14401824
Don't forget the unwarranted sense of importance that comes from having a forum account from 2002 or someshit.
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>>14401851
honestly, ironic shitposting is worse than if you were serious since other people think it's okay because you're doing it
please stop
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where
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>>14401868
unf
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Am I the only that puts oraljel in my mouth for no reason?
I like the numbness
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>>14401868
change marshmallowy to motherly and you've got a deal
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>>14401845
You guys can talk about whatever, it's just that I see people praising some of these kid's cartoons as if they're anything more than kids cartoons. Steven Universe looks nice, but it's not at all the savior of animation based on the pilot. Same with Bee and Puppycat, which outside of looking really nice/cute, didn't really have much going for it. I'm not saying any of these shows are bad or anything, it's just the way people on this site seem to go about talking about them that has me bothered. If there ever is going to be a "savior of animation" it certainly isn't going to be a web series or some children's cartoon made for network television.
Also Clarence and Lakewood Plaza Turbo looked a lot more entertaining than SU.
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Filly where?
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>>14401810
I've been thinking about that recently. If 4chan had the ability to downvote posts, we'd have a lot less of a problem with shitposting/entry level bait.
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>>14401883
/co/ has a hateboner for Bee and Puppycat, you know.

After watching it, it seems pretty justified.
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>>14401872
Shitposting is funposting though.

You're from mlpg you should know this.
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>>14401882
She really does care for you, even with all her duties.
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>>14401892
I never thought I would say this but /co/ is complete and under shit right now, it's been commandeered by the same /pol/ fucksticks who forced the feminism thing on /v/ and now everything is social justice this and mens right that and ohmegerd tumblr ruins everything. Bee and Puppycat is alright.
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>>14401893
>You're from X, you should accept Y
Maybe you should stop acting like a goddam moron.
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>>14401901
Bee and Puppycat isn't alright though. It's a bunch of cutesy nonsense and a weird attempt at humor that trails closely behind AT.

I guess I'd leave it on for background noise, but personally I think it's downright stupid.
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new hearse

>>14401910
>>14401910
>>14401910
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unf unf
belly sex unf
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>>14401904
I guess you just don't like AT humor then? Maybe you grew up dude. It's not for everyone.
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>>14401801
>retarded AT-reject shit
>good
LOL

you SU fucktards never cease to amaze me with your shit taste
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>>14401919
I do like AT humor still. There's... substance behind it. It's structured.

Bee and Puppycat humor isn't totally randumb, but it's close. Too close for comfort.
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>>14401912
LK pls go
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>>14401924
Can't you voice your opinions without greentexting, insulting, and calling someone's taste shit?

Don't you value discussion at all?
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So if anyone hasn't gotten GTA yet go fucking nuts
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Grand-Theft-Auto-V-PS3/22174739

19 bucks
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>>14401912
LK stop
unless you're writing more
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>>14401951
yeah its not like I am a murricunt
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>>14399486
We will never see another OC like this in our lifetime again. For once something of value was lost
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>>14403292
she wasn't that special
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I love Fluttershy
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>>14403878
Fluttershy is shit.
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.


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