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Even fast ponies need sleep!

>>14375693
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gotta >rape fast
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No fuck you OP new thread
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>>14379873
> Sanic
Blue IS the worst color.
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>>14379873
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>9 images early
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MatBCZ47wOY
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Fuck you OP
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Hey, what's the difference between Sonic and Rainbow Dash

Sonic wears shoes
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>>14379905
If she ever eats a chili dog ...
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>>14379894
>>14379900
>>14379904
Who cares all that matters is that I get to make the new thread.
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This is the turning point. MLP fandom has turned into the sonic fandom. This is where I get off.
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>>14379898
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>>14379905
Not so fast
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>>14379934
>blue rodent
>orange mammal
but they're both mammals
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>>14379917
If she ever did, it would be a real gas!

Cause it would probably give her some!
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this thread is bad and you should feel bad
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>horsefuckers getting uppity about sonic

Like there's much difference
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>>14379938
>>14379938
>>14379938
Actual thread
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>>14379962
Scrubbles ...
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>>14379985
>no marker

You have an interesting definition of 'actual'
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>>14379985
>4 minutes after this thread was created
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>>14379967
It's not like people even care about the OP.

I was going to use this pic, but I thought against it.
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>>14379988
Why should Twilight wear pantyhose?

Cause she's a real hoser!
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>>14379924
>implying it was any better
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>>14380010
None of these are real

None of the ponies are real

None if this is real
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>>14380018
SCRUBBLES ...
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Take me ooooooon
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IT'S OVER MLPG IN FLAMES

SO CLOSE TO SEASON 4, BUT WORST HORSE RUINED EVERYTHING
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>>14380043
Take on meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>14380043
>"I'm gonna kick some ass with my own pipe wrench"
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>>14380035
Wow, Twilight and Rarity are such small ponies, they must be sharing a martini-weeny!
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>tfw Steven Universe threads are just going to turn into MLPG

You people are a nightmare I can never awake from.

t-thanks
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>>14380033
You are a faggot.
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>>14380051
Hey, give Twist a rest. She might be worst horse but she hasn't really done anything unspeakable.
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>>14379984
Sonic and Vinyl would be pretty bro with each other.
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>>14379984
>maximum cancer
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>>14380076
but you guys said it wasn't gay if it's with ponies
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>>14380065
We could just talk about it here

After all, that show seems like a real gem!
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more sex with Trixie
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>>14380065
SU a shit.
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>>14380065
Never. Popularfags will never touch SU becuase it not a show that generates attention for attentionwhores
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>>14380128
Then do it.
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>>14380135
This actually makes sense.
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>>14380098
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>>14380098
Its ALWAYS gay with ponies

Even doing it with a hetero opposite sex pony is gay

Ponies are gay made manifest
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>>14379873
How is Sonic sitting on that cloud? Only pegasi and witty unicorns can walk on clouds.
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>you will never play with Pinkie and her box
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>>14380079
What if Twist moved to Manehattan and became one of Babs's friends?
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WHICH THREAD ?!
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>>14380201
I don't play with her box until she rocks my cock.

http://i.imgur.com/ehMF51r.gif
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>>14380098
>no pleated skirt
you disappoint me SB
apply yourself
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>>14380185
oh
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>>14380201
I want to put my penis in Pinkie's box.
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Are you guys really going to stay in /v/ bait General?
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Sugarcube
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>>14380201
The art sucks! I can do better
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>>14380220
Prove it
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>>14380213
that was by japanon
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>>14380213
>SB
anon pls
Japanon drew that and Saine colored it
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>>14380218
>caring about the OP
>ever
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>>14380213
Japony drew that. How can you mistake his art over SB shitty art?
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>>14380252
>>14380240
>>14380239
I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking and will commit seppuku to retain my honor.

Still my point stands
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>>14380252
>SB
>shitty

there's no need to be rude, anon
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>>14380197
Guy's got a fuck ton of magic energy thanks to rings and shit.
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>>14379873
>>14379898
>>14379934
>>14379945
>>14380015
>>14380022
And especially >>14379984

Something's very amiss here, you see.
You need to get >>>/out/.
And stay there!
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OH GREAT AND POWERFUL LETH

BESTOW UPON US THE MARKER TO LET THE HARMONY BEGIN.
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>>14380218
oh oh, I bet I can bait /v/ more!

Visual novels arent video games! Steam has a good chance with their console! X game is fun!
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>>14380269
No anon your point is on it's knees sucking my cock
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Nah, I'm not gonna masturbate tonight.
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>>14380288
hey idiot
/vr/ is the board for video game franchises that no one gives a fuck about

we can't post ponies in /out/ even if they're outdoors
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>>14380288
get a load of this guy
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cuddles with Derpy
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>>14380288
Go back to being kill, Eggman.
>inb4 HURR HURR ITS ROBOTNIK
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Reminder that Sonic is MLP related now.
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>>14380313
She's trying to harvest pinecones for gandalf to light on fire and keep the orcs at bay.
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MLPG, all this Sanic talk has got me thinking.

What if all the boards had a race, a literal go fast contest. Who would represent who?

We'd have Rainbow Dash, /co/ has the Flash, /v/ Sonic, /tg/ those red biker orks, /vg/ would have a pathfinder from Tribes even though hes dead at the gate

What else?
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SAD FOR A HWHILE
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>>14380321
Derpy cuddles with her under your shirt.
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>>14380346
I feel like that wouldnt work
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>>14380349
Flash wins, it doesn't even matter who else is competing. Flash. We'd have to have a second place contest and just count flash out if we were to do that.
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>S1: Friendship Reports from Twi
>S2: Friendship Reports from all ponies
>S3: Hur dur fix this spell
>S4: ????
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>>14380344
But that's just a stallion that looks vaguely like sonic. And yes, I know about the artist
Maybe he's just a fan, and he styled his hair like that
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>14380349
flash would win easy tho
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>>14380309
B-boner, no! Down boy, down!
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>>14380362
Derpy cuddles with lots of kisses
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>>14380368
Then you think of something Frodo you useless shit
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>>14380382
>0

Hard, and fast.
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>>14380370
>Left book
So trixies the next alicorn?
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>>14380382
> zero
UNF
That satin is just begging to get stained.
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>>14380369
>>14380379
I thought so too, but this race has one important rule

Cheating is encouraged
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>>14380370
Fluttershy becomes an Alicorn.
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>>14380400
It's Starswirl the Bearded's book
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>>14380370
>Twilights book.
>Starswirl book.

OTP!
WOULD PUT THEM ON A SHELF TOGETHER!
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>>14380382
>0

unf
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>>14380404
Flash goes back in time to wait for the race to start at the finish line.
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>>14380382
>5
It's hard to associate a human that cute with a pony that lewd.
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>>14380404
we could have Twilight Sparkle represent /mlp/, she could instantly teleport to the finish line and still lose to the flash
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>>14380332
>>14380320
>>14380313

Glad to see I have some company in this mess you call a Thread.

You can leave now, I'll be clearing this thread shortly.
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>>14380400
>Trixie.

Please.
That is stars and a swirl.
Trixies has a moon.
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>>14380404
Sanic goes super saiyan and teleports to the end
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>>14380437
GETALOADOFTHIS
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>>14380440
>implying teleportation can beat the Flash
>>14380435
This nigga knows what's up
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>>14380435
>>14380440

No, the rules state you must physically have your body go from point a to b. No telepoting

This is a race on foot, followed by on air, the sea, then back to foot.
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>>14380438
So trixie's starswirl in disguise? Or Discord is and trixie is his puppet.
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http://www.derpibooru.org/464556?scope=scpe84081193c364f2cb6e3aedd0e5dacdc48efd2094
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>>14380456
>cheating is encouraged
>but not allowed
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>>14380458
>>14380458
Nah.
It looks like a newer version of the book Twilight used to fuck up the elements.
So, Starswirl is either the big bad and it's a redemption episode or some sorts, or he saves the day.
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>>14380463
dude no
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>>14380466
You just cant get caught. And all contestest must be about goin fats

Twilight is not fast
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>>14380370
>lol Twilght this book is all messed up, fix it pls?
also, Why were those assholes scoffing at Fluttershy? Who the fuck scoffs at free entertainment? Fluttershy didn't owe them shit, and being nice to a bunch of assholes isn't Pinkie's talent
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>>14380463
hey c'mon man I just ate
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>>14380491
But anon she's got wings now.
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>>14380491
okay
Twilight Sparkle could stop time, reduce the referee to dust, encase the Flash in molten lead, teleport him in to the sun then teleport herself to the finish line and still lose to the Flash
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>>14380507
so did she
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Due to tonight not working out for more than a handful of participants at best, Cute "Quest" is postponed until it's Friday time slot.

Sorry.
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>>14380525
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>pone quest post poned
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>>14380519
No damn it

This is a contest of ones fast prowess, not time and space manipulation
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>>14380525
Talk about a quest having the day of Mondays!
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>>14380540
shut up
you're dust now
Twilight killed you because you were interfering with her plans to go fast
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>>14380539
>pone post postponed
I hate the new timers too
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One measly day!!
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>>14380545
you fucked it up
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>>14380545
CASE OF THE MONDAYS YOU FUCKING BEANER!
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>Tara Strong
>Lauren Faust
these two things in one place
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>>14380525
I could get really hammered and do a quick and dirty one forever if they want. Kind of a filler episode
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SCRUBBLES SAVE US
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>>14380452
Applause, my measle-filled audience member. Applause for you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some cleaning up I have to do.
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>>14380590
I've seen what you write in the homo threads
do Brynn's attempt at seducing Cobalt
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>>14380590
you always get really hammered, scrubbles. How's your liver?
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>>14380590
Yes do it!
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>>14380603
>Brynn
>betraying Twilight
disgusting

Scrubbles, wright Cobalt and the swing's second date
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>>14380590
As if I could stop you even if I wanted to.

Go for it!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_JOBCLF-I

Who hyped?
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>>14380615
*write
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>>14380603
For the last time, that wasnt me!

The only homo thread I go in is MLPG!

>>14380606
>>14380610
>>14380617

Ok fine. You are a pony.

What type of pony be you?

>earth
>Peg
>Uniron
>Crystal
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>>14380637
CRYSTALLLLLLLLS
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>>14380619
The hype is slowly building up.
Piece by piece.
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>>14380637
CRYSTAL
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>>14380637
WING
LEFT WING
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>>14380637
CRYYYYYYYYYYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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>>14380637
Peg
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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>>14380619
Know what...I wanna see that.

Especially if Rock Raiders get some time.
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>>14380637
>Crystal
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>>14380637
Apple!
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>mfw crystals
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>>14380644
>>14380659
>>14380666
>>14380683
You are a cysrtal pony! Hurray! Level up!

But are you a colt or a fillie?
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>>14380689
Look at her. All naked in those apples.
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MLPG, I have a dilemma.
My dad gave me his old pistol, it looks like a Les Baer Ultimate Master, Compensated .45 ACP

Now, my only question is...
What pony do I paint it?
Will the gun oil take the paint off?
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>>14380619
Pretty hype,actually.
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>>14380702
WE SHALL BE THE SHINIEST COLT IN ALL THE LAND
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>>14380707
get a custom grip with a cutie mark on it
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>>14380702
Colt!
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>>14380680
Why is pony still talking about the crappy fotm?
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>>14380702
effeminate colt
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>>14380702
Fillie
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>>14380702
Colt.
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>>14380201
>>14380201
HNNG
I don't care if it looks like a 6 year old drew it, I love comics that have ponies being cute
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>>14380702
SOMBRA'S FAVORITE LITTLE TRAPCOLT
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>>14380719
>>14380728
>>14380731
>>14380750
You're a little scrapper, you is.

But we're not done yet. Are you a blank flank or do you have your cutie mark? And if so, what is it?
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>>14380771
something flashy, like a golden leaf
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>>14380771
Our special talent is CRYSTAAAAAALS
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>>14380771
what >>14380787 said
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>>14380771
cutie mark
we are the ping pong master
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>>14380723
Pff, who does that, nobody is going to see it.

Anyways, I was thinking I could sand the metal down a little so the paint sticks better.
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HAHA,MANY WORLD INTERPRETATION
I'M NOT WASTING MY LIFE
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>>14380771
Our cutie mark is a vague representation of the miracle of life.
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>>14380807
l-lewd?
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>>14380619
It looks way better than the teaser trailer.
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>>14380729
Pony was late to jump on the bandwagon
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>>14380787
>>14380795
Dayum son, thats a nice leaf and shit

What's it mean as your sepcial telent?
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>>14380796
>The MLPG office no longer allows table tennis in the break room.
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>>14380820
Still doesn't deserve this BGM.
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>>14380836
We're good with plants

And shit
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>>14380831
>filename
she does it because luna is always pulling funny panrks that celestia finds entertaining
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>>14380831
*poob*
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>>14380861
and gold
don't forget gold
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>>14380836
manipulation of plant life
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Pony doesn't like your pants. Remove them at once.
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>>14380877
Gold a shit!
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OH GOD WHERE DID IT GO
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>>14380831
>ded

OH NO!
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>>14380702
>>14380771
>>14380836
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Bad punchline aside, would Pinkie make a good mayor?
Is pinkie pie up for a political party?
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>>14380861
>>14380877
>>14380878
You have a real green thumb!

You dont have a thumb, but are sure if you did, it would be green! And don't forget gold, cause its flashy!

Speaking of colors, what do you look like?

>>14380910
Well, fuck it, you like this
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>>14380924
Yes we like that
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>>14380897
you should have gone with the confusion ending instead of the broken story one.
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>>14380910
>
>>14380924
Do we get to check our inventories yet?
That's always my favorite part.
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>>14380924
>>14380910
Nice.
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>>14380931
wh-what anime is this?
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>>14380938
Man, the only ending that did not saisfy was escape pod

I mean, I know there's a sign that says that both narrator and stanley have to activate it but the lack of any input from the narrator makes it so weird.
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>>14380956
the hit children's cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTmSrH3U3wU
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>>14380924
It's a crisp, chill autum day in Ponyville. You're family just moved here from the Crystal Empire because your folks heard it was a nice area. Or something, you we'rent really paying attention.

But now it's the first day of school. You're at the school house with your little pack and all of the other little ponies are hanging around by the playground, already in their own established little cliques and groups, half waiting for the morning bell.

What do you do?
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sex with Applejack
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Well, at least this thread can't get any worse...

Also struggling to render my drawings. Like, really, really struggling.
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>>14380982
Check inventory
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>>14380982
Trot to a less active group and hope not to trip and smash my face open
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>>14380931
I bet ponies would like pockie

It's crunchy and the long stickiness of it makes it appealing to horse
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>>14380982
Retrieve arms.
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>>14380982
Che-
>>14381000
THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!
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>>14381006
>>>/hsg/
fuck you for making me laugh at that
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>>14380995
You are struggling far more than you think you are.
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>>14380995
>Can't get worse
>Ross posts
It got worse.
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>>14380995
Thanks for the blog update
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>>14381036

That's the joke, ya goober.
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beb show
beb general
beb quest
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>>14380888
Nope. I'm not going to let pony steal my pants again.
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>>14381000
Inside you saddle bags you have everything you think you will need for the day

Test book, note book, pencils, folder, your little bag of seeds that you collect, a bagged lunch and

>>14381006
You're handy dandy sling shot! Never leave home without it!

>>14381001
You look for and approach the least active group of ponies you see, hoping that they will be easy for an ice breaker

"Can't I get up now, Snips?"
"Not yet!"
"Now?"
"Not yet!"
"......now?"
"Yeah, now!"

Snails lifts head from off the ground, where it was also upside down, and he stumbles around laughing, his eyes out of focuse.

"You were right, this is fun!"

Oh no, he's stumbling right towards you! What do you do?
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Best thing about S4?

no babs
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>>14380995
I hear breaking your fingers improves your painting abilities immensely
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>>14381107
Stand your ground!
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>>14381104
But they're waaarm!
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>>14381107
KICK HIM IN THE TEETH
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>>14381107
(How do ponoes use slingshots anyway?)
Action somersault to dodge!
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>>14381107
Act aloof and uncaring, bitches love aloof and uncaring.
>Sup'
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>tfw still no Rainbow Dash lewd fic
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>>14381151
Elaborate
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Mobster pony's getting sick of waiting for her bits, you better pay up anon
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>>14381191
She's a pony, what's she going to do? Make puppy dog eyes at me?
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>>14381191

How about a high five instead?
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>>14381131
You want warm, pinkie? I'll give you warm. C'mere
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[worried laughter increases]
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>>14381128
>>14381138
>>14381139
>>14381148
A thousand ideas rush through your head at once! You could easily take this chump out, but maybe it would be more flashy and cool if you just held your ground and have him wreck himself, or maybe you should get out of the way just to be sure, or maybe you should get out of the way in the flashiest, most impressive way possible, or may

OOF

You wre stuck trying to make a decision so long you kinda zoned out thinking about it instead of actually doing naything! You are now prone on the ground with Snails on top of you.

"Pfff ahaha! Sorry about that. Can't really see where I'm going."

Snips rushes over and helps you both up.

"Hey, are you new? We ain't never seen you before?"

"Yeah, I am new."

"What's your name?"
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>>14381207
That's not surprising, studios and show runners/comic editors love to get their fingers in shit to give the product "their voice." It's less about "oh my god luna don't cuss" and more about the guy in charge being happy with how it was written.
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>>14381191
can I pay back in computers?
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>>14380867
>>14380872
>>14380908
Relax, I just wanted to test the extent of deletion time (it seems to be a very small window; I can no longer delete it) and at least get a second thread queued.

This thread has still been marked for archival purposes, please continue to use it.

Sorry for any confusion.

>>14381207
Sounds like Katie has something silly in store for us.
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>>14381221
Auric Goldfinger
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>>14381207
Why worried? That sounds like a good thing. That sounds more like hype material to me.
I think.

Fuck, now I'm worried too.
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>>14377815
>Snarky's Cougar Rarity fic with her pregnant was so damn unf.

... Anyone know where this is?
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>>14381221
Don't associate with these losers, we want to be cool dammit not best friends with the bottom of the totem pole.
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>>14381221

Clear Sprinkle Bottom
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>>14381244
What's wrong with that pony's face?
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>>14381207
>Hera

pleb-tier goddess, lrn2Athena
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>>14381207
>Luna's gag is she hasn't had it in 1000 years

Calling it NOW
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>>14381250
He had a pastebin with them, but I lost the link. Sorry.
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>>14380995
Rossu my birthday is coming up. I know our relationship can't mean much to you but I was wondering if you could do something, anything for it.
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>>14381207
Prepare yourself for references.
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>>14381295
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>>14381207
$10 says that luna is gonna have some sort of memorabilia featuring big mac
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>>14380433
cute and lewd
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4caa948b07dbfe01c02543da68efe4a7/tumblr_mvrbo9O9pi1s6q5p5o1_1280.png
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>>14381203
>>14381241
Pony accepts these offers, for now

>>14381201
Do not tempt the fates, pony is not in the mood
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>>14381207
>Gag comic.
>GAG COMIC.
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>>14380995
I would have sex with ross's big fat Sweetie Belle. I wish to be smothered under her soft, sweet fat. I am here among you all and you don't even know who I am, but there you have it.
Keep it up, ross, that gives me a half-boner.
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>pony will never slam a bread box up your butt!
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>>14381306
>Not a small shrine
>Not calling it her precious
>Not keeping fleetfoot and that actor pony tied up in the dungeon
But more to the point would you a yandere luna?
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>>14381295
I hate them, but it's a gag comic so I don't mind them there.
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>>14380897
Oh, and the marker is in >>14379938

>>14381273
Her mouth wandered off.

>>14381321
I'm pretty sure that means one of those tiny mini-comics Katie's done before.
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>>14381320
Does pony accept payment in hats?
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>>14381207
>"Would you like to see if the eagle can land?"
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>>14381353
>marker

for god's sake why?

What's wrong with this thread?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk

Is he a brony?
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>>14381353
Did you need me to delete that thread?
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Pony wants you to describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
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>>14381356
Pony doesn't play that shit game anymore

1 and a half hours till Call of Doge
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>>14381367
It already got marker bro.
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>>14381381
What?
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>>14381207
>something about luna not having sex

I think that's the only thing they would have worry on.
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>>14381369
What would make you think so?
Why would that even be relevant?
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>>14381397
>'Nails...'

>"Oh we know a lot about being nailed!"

>'Did she just read my mind?'

>"Yes"
>"Why is it that thou are reciting a dictionary in thy mind?"
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>>14381310
Nudity and visible genitals alone don't light my fire.

GOD that's cute
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>>14381400
I was just wondering because I like brony music
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>>14381393
Pony doesn't even think you speak English
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>>14381259
>>14381245
You were about to reveal your embarressing given name, Sprinkle Bottom, to these two. But....this is a new town. A whole new chapter of your life.

You could be anyone.

"My name...is Finger. Goldfinger."

"Goldfinger? After that fall, you're about as golden as a banana peel!" Diamond Tiarra mocks at you from the top of the slide. A number of other ponies all laugh at her joke, pointing at you.

Before you can make any kind of comeback and save face, the bell rings and Mrs. Cheerlie comes out, ushering you all inside for a day of learning.

"Aww, don't let her get you flustered." Snails says, putting a leg over your shoulder.

"Yeah, she picks on us all the time and we hardly notice anymore!" Snips adds, walking beside you.

"We can tell the three of us are going to be best friends."

Great.

The three of you are the last to get inside and end up having to take seats at the very front of the class. Lame. There's some snicking behind you when you sit, but its stops when you try to see who it was.

"And this must be our new student," Mrs. Cherilee says, coming over you you with a friendly smile. "Now why don't you stand in front of the class and tell us all about yourself, Mr. Sprinkle Bottom?"

The snickering upgrades to laughter.
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When is the Luna Comic scheduled to come out?
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>>14381450
What?!
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>>14381367
Nothing. I was just doing a test with the hopes that at the very least, we'd have two threads to go without worrying about needing to move the marker. This one was marked and is being archived, go ahead and ride it out.

>>14381374
No, it's fine. Just move there when this one is done.

>>14381464
Next month. This month is Spike's micro.
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>>14381464
Shhhedyule
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>>14381469
Pony dared you to say "What" again
Pony also called you a motherfucker
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>>14381460
... Scrubbles
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>>14381493
Well that's just rude of pony, what is wrong with pony?!
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>>14381460
Play it cool, showing embarrassment in class is like an open wound in a shark tank. It'l only encourage things.
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>>14381460
Get up there and tell them how we are a calligraphy enthusiast, and a proud member of the equestrian record club.
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Confession time:
When I draw a pony and I draw her eyelashes I feel like I'm doing her makeup for her.
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>>14381493
What the hell pony don't cuss.
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Would you guys sniff Pinkie's panties knowing she farted into them?
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>>14381536
>>14381505
Pony says that she owns the cartel
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>>14381530
I've always wanted to spend a day dressing up a pony and brushing her mane

If she wanted to let me.
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>Luna macro
>Luna is sad about no romance
>Whole comic is her going on dates and failing
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>>14381555
Tell pony that she's a cockaroach
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>>14381558
2thumbnail4me

That sounds adorable
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Hey, remember this?
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>>14381558
SMalLER
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>>14381558
Didn't she almost mount Big Mac?
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>>14381558
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>>14381564
Pony said that she's Asac Schrader
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>>14381570
I do now. I want to forget it again.
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>>14381552
ya, i have a pretty huge panty fetish. i even seriously offered rose $90 to jog for 30min in some panties and sell to me but she refuses.
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>>14381558
>>14381565
The synopsis for the micro is that Celestia is going off for something and leaves Luna in charge for a day.
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>>14381570
Yes, Corwin needs to draw more.
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>>14381596
>weekend at bernie's rip

Welp
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>>14381558
this would be the worst possible thing for me
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>>14381570
Ironic that he started learning to ACTUALLY draw after he stopped messing with ponies.
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>>14381514
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> This thread
> Silly anons shipping Dashie with Sonic the Hedgehog.

Oh Anons, I have so very bad news for you...
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>>14381570
Why does sweetie belle look like she's in the middle of a sever allergic reaction?
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>>14381619
>dashie
brony pls go
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>>14381619
I-is something wrong, Pinkie?
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>>14381596
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT EPISODE

FUCK HASBRO
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>>14381620
Because she's in the middle of a sever allergic reaction.
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>>14381619
Sonic is a male character and Deshie is a lesbian, silly Anons.
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Rarity is not a slut.
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>>14381619
I don't even know that bitch.
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>>14381646
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>>14381518
>>14381520
Its all right, just play it cool. Don't show weakness. You are great and flashy and you can do this. With semi jelly legs you get up in front of everyone and do the one thing you can do to save face here.

Lie your tail off.

"Uhh, hi everyone! I'm from the Crystal Empire originally. I"m also a calligraphy enthusiast and a proud member of the Equestrian record club."

A lot of students look between each other. Moderatley impressed, if you don't say so yourself. But then Silver spoon raises her hood.

"Mrs. Cheerilee, isn't today show and tell?"

"Why yes, it is."

"We'll seeing as our new student is already up there, maybe he should go first."

"Good idea, Silver Spoon."

Oh you two faced bitch.

"Well, do you have anything to show us?"
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>>14381646
funny joke
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>>14381646
You are mom is.
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>>14381625
http://mlpg.co/dashie

>>14381646
You are right
http://mlpg.co/rarity
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>>14381646
Yes she is
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>>14381636
Why, in a lesbian scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "Lesbian for Spitfire" and 10 is "Can't stop thinking of fillyfollying" Dashie ranks as...
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>>14381631
theyll use the same basic premise but for leaving princess twilight sparkle in charge
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>>14381663
11
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>>14381634
Don't mock me
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So the first 2 episodes are basically flashbacks and or luna/celestia going crazy around the girls.

The 3rd episode is exploring the old castle.


I gotta say this is fucking AWESOME
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>>14381655
Shoot something with the slingshot!
Knock the tiara off that smug pink bitch!
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>>14381663

...A LESBILLON.
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>>14381674
FUCK YOU HASBRO
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>>14381655
Show em your bitchin' bag of seeds.
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MLPG, I've been so busy lately.
What's a way I can treat myself to pony when I'm done with all this busywork?
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>>14381678
I want to lick strawberry ice cream off Sweetie Belles adorable little loli horse vagina.
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>>14381693
Watch every single episode in order and finish it off with the premier
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>>14381690
>this makes me so angry I'm going to go upstairs and destroy a completely different television
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>>14381700
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOL50CFx1A
>MLPG learning how to shoot.
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>>14381704
Hehe.
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>>14381660
there really needs to be a pank one that isn't a clock
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>>14381655
Ask for a volunteer, william tell time with your slingshot.
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>>14381710
I don't even want to bother with that since I know it's just some douche being a dick to his son not knowing things about guns.
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>>14381704
Well how the hell is he going to destroy a projector with a chair?

Geez, anon. Use your brain.
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>>14381703
I've seen the episodes at least twice each already. I need a new supply of cutesy pony doses.
C'mon doc.
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>>14381700
100% Sweetie Bell unapproved
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>>14381710
>implying MLPG doesn't operate hard
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>>14381744
I'm not your dock, kid
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>>14381744
Happy I Got Bored With the Show Day!
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>>14381737
>it's just some douche being a dick to his son not knowing things about guns.

Nigger, we call that "Bonding"
Perhaps if you didn't live in the basement you would know this.
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>>14381744
Read all the comics

read some fanfiction
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>>14381681
>>14381735
"Heh, I got something to show alright. But I'll need a volunteer."

"Oh this should be intersting. Let's see, how about...."

PICK A PONE
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>people doing fanart of amethyst
>drawing her skinny
>idiots on tumblr are raging hard

ha
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>>14381754
No....don't take me to Dr.Piccolo. I just need pony pony. Give me something cute I can read/watch/whatever.
>>14381762
Thanks Pinkie.
>>14381765
OH SHIT, the comics. Brilliant idea anon.
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>>14381770
Silver.
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>>14381763
There's that, then there's filming him fucking up and posting it on the internet.
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>>14381750
>operate
in this context what does that even mean?
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>>14381735
>would YOU be kind enough to be my volunteer, Ms. Spoon?"
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>>14381709
>>14381745
You guys don't know what sweetie belle likes...
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>>14381785
That's just called modern day bonding!
>Can''t even push the clip into the gun.
Little fuck gets what he deserved.
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>>14381770
the bitch with the spoon in her ass
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>Everyone says horses stink.
>Have yet to notice this.

Am I broken? I find the smell a little sour but pleasant.
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So you're in a place of great renown with your waifu when this guy comes up and slaps her ass

What do?
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>>14381785
>Kid goes full retard trying to load the weapon
I could load an M1 Garand when i was like 10
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Pony wants you to stick your finger in your belly button and then smell your finger
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>>14381591
>i even seriously offered rose $90 to jog for 30min in some panties and sell to me but she refuses.
Wow
That is wow
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>>14381837
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>>14381770
SILVER SPOON
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>>14381851
If I do it will she stop being invisible?
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>>14381837
Slash his tires...I guess? Then get knocked out when he turns around
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>>14381799
You obviously don't know what you're talking about
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>nanaki is working on 50k word story about his wolf character
>as a dude, not even dickgirl
>and the story is not even porn its like a nonporn fapfic

WHY
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>>14381663
8. She's way into chicks but she's not exactly girl-crazy.
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>>14381797
you know
like an operator
someone who operates opertationally
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>>14381591
Oh gee I wonder why.
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>>14381866
She is a lustful little filly. I would get naked and snuggle her in bed.
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>>14381874
>being a furry

Found your problem bro
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>>14381821
>>14381780
>>14381859

"Ah, Silver Spoon. Since it was your idea, why not come up an help?"

Reluctantly, Silver Sppon gets up beside you. You procure an apple from Mrs. Cheerlilee's desk and place it on SS's head, back up a ways and procure your sling shot and load in a heafty acorn from your seed back

QUICK, PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 and 20!
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>>14381856
i know what a prude
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>>14381889
19
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>>14381889
SEVENTEEN
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>>14381889
15
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>>14381874
Someone tell his mother!
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>>14381889
13
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>>14381881
i love real horses nonsexually so much, i wonder what this feeling is called.
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>>14381863
yes
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>>14381874
>still no Twilight/Trixie fapfic
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>>14381889
21
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>>14381886
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>>14381874
Gotta develop that deep and edgy backstory, otherwise he'll never be a real furfaggot.
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>>14381889
3.14
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>>14381881
>not operating operationally
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>>14381889
0
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>>14381918
Cavalophilia?

Or something along those lines
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>>14381851
What if I put it in hers?
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>>14381881
>>14381935
how do i into /k/
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>>14381927
What's stupid about wanting to do unspeakable things to this adorable little face?
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>>14381946
Step one: Become hasguns
Step two: use guns responsibly
Step three: lurk
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>try not to poop yourself

best new show of the year
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Man, sweetie's voice is going to be so deep and uncute in season 4. It's going to be heartbreaking.
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>>14381948
It's creepy and Disgusting
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>>14381962
Garnet is best gem
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>>14381946
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
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>>14381968
>It's creepy and Disgusting

that should be our motto and on the official mlpg banner
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>>14381962
>Jesse drew them as mares.
Pff
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>>14381966
anon pls
i don't need these feels
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>>14381968
If wanting to fuck little horses is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.
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>>14381966
It was bound to happen, anon. She's a growing girl.

Every pedophile has to accept that one day their little girl is going to get too big to fuck
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>>14381994
Yes you are.
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Are there any good filly fapfics?
I know about hotsauce's stuff already.
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>>14381946
Trigger discipline, dont flag people, know the difference between a magazine and a clip.
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>>14381946
Buy a shotgun
Buy a shotgun
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>>14379924
> Implying that MLP isnt sonic horse edition.

> Implying each character does not have a sonic counter part.

> Implying that Luna isn't shadow the fucking hedgehog even in back story. And like shadow the hedgehog Wins all the popularity contests with their angst.

why you so blind man.
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>>14381986
But
They're women, Anon
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>>14381981
ya it hits a ton of my fetishes

>tall
>strong black woman
>oversized robot hands
>huge ass
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>>14381966
She's growing up, Anon.
The other are too.
At some point they are going to get cutie marks, and move on.

Sure they will be friends, best friends.
But the club house will go forgotten, on the Apple property.

>Years later, they come back, full grown mares, came back for nostalgia.
>It's almost as weathered as the first day Applejack introduced them to it.
>Yet it manages to hold the weight of three ponies, the few groans and complaints from the wood planks aside.
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>>14382043
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>>14382023
>dont flag people
what?
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>>14382057
They're all getting their cutie marks in S4.

In S5 Babs will come to visit and she'll still be a blank flank.
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>>14382023
>dont flag people

what does this mean
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>>14382052
Right...
You are just fucking with me to try to get me to watch your homosexual cartoons.
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>>14381895
Awkwardly, but surely taking your slingshot at the ready, you line things up and let the big seed fly!

Fly...right into Silver Sppon's eye. She immediatly goes down with a yell and holds her face, Mrs. Cheerliee coming to her side, too slow to stop you before she saw what you were doing.

"Mr. Sprinkle Bottom! That is enough! I want you to put that thing down and go sit in the corner right now!"

"But I-"

"NOW!"

Her voice is like steel and thunder and you immediately do as she says as the rest of the class goes "Oooooooooooooooooh" as you trot to the corner. A doctor is called and comes over right away. He covers the side of Silver Spoon's face and eye with a bandage, but says she'll be ok and it can come off tomorrow.

"T-tomorrow?!" She cries. "But the school dance is tonight!"

Diamond Tiara is at her side. They talk quietly, occasionally giving you the evil eye. Everyone else seems either fascinated or scared of you now.

It's then recess. Everyone goes out to play, but you have to stay in the corner as Mrs. Cheerilee calls your parents. But there's a rapping at the window.

Do you risk checking it out or stay where you are?
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>>14382068
Don't point your gun at people you don't intend to shoot, dingus
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>>14381923
Trixie and Twilight met up at a magic user's convention
Trixie's haterade was sipping pretty strong
Twilight sort of grooved on bickering with her
Three rounds of drag-out arguments adjourned to a side room
Their hate broke out into physical violence, with Twilight prodding Trixie "back there" for dominance
Feeling her slick and squeal with rage was totally worth it
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>>14382043
Where's your proof?
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>>14382073
>>14382068
Accidentally pointing a weapon at a person or persons you dont intend to shoot. Also called muzzle awareness
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>>14382099
Also known as "DON'T FUCKING MUZZLE SWEEP!"
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>>14382043

at least it will never be as bad as the darker sides of pokemon
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>>14382081

Teach them you don't fuck with sprinkle bottom.
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>>14382081
Check it out, you rebel you
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>>14382106
Also known as getting kicked in the chest for being an idioit
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>>14382060
> Comes from the moon
>Locked away from a long period of time
> comes back vengeful as shit
> Gets convinced ( or in luna's case blasted because shadow can fuck everyone except for knuckes) to not be bad.
> Comes back as an immensely powerful being with undefined powers problably more powerful than anyone on the show, yet does nothing to capitalize on this
> Tries to make friends with people and become better people so they can mellow out and be less angry
> Dark Color pallets
> All their fanfiction is either someone trying to get them to fuck them, or AGNST.
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>>14382117
Russia, please.
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>>14382082
>>14382099
>
>>14382081
looks like your advice came a little late for poor Sprinke Bottom, /k/

Stay put, they're probably just making fun of us for our stupid name and our stupid slingshot
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>>14382056
I just like she was the strong silent type
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>>14382130
This, judging characters primarily on fetish potential is weird.
Pearl is better anyways
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>>14382137
Man. If Applejack had a vagina that would be a very compromising position.
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>>14382130
i just like how much futa art she is getting.

my like for a character goes up the more porn of them there is especially if its my fetish
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>>14382149
So it's a very compromising position.
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>>14382109
Pokemon history states that people used to marry pokemon. Maybe they endorse it. I mean they made gardivour look even more like someones waifu.

>>14382092
Just look around.
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>>14382149
>Not loving featureless crotches
I don't think you belong here.
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>>14382128
Guys, if we sulk, we'll turn into an extra-cute crystal pony. We can turn that to our advantage
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>>14382161
I would marry a pone.
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>>14382161
Who's Tails' equivalent? Or Eggman? Or Knuckles? Or Amy?
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>>14382169
me too
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>>14382149
>not slapping that ass
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>>14382169
I bet it would be a very happy relationship, anon.
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>>14382161

You aren't even in the same ballpark
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>>14381962
>just finished ep
>everybody laughs ending

DROPPED
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>>14382202
Wouldn't that get annoying after years of her kicking in her sleep?
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>>14382209
>That Gardevoir is actually a guy
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>>14382209
hhhhehehehe
>that gardevoir
HNG
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>>14382110
>>14382111
Fudge the rules, you're Goldfinger!

While Mrs. Cheerliee is busy, you go over to the window and open it up. It's Snips, standing on top of Snails so they can reach you.

"Oh wow! That was amazing, Goldfinger!" Snips says.

"Nu uh! That was really mean!" Snails retorts.

"Don't mind him. Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara are always picking on everyone. It's nice to have someone stand up to them!"

"No, its not nice!"

"Don't mind him." Snips leans in to whisper. "He tottaly has a crush on Silver Spoon, its so obvious!"

"I do not!" Snails says, trying to shack his buddy of his back, but unable.

"Speaking of which, do you have any plans on who you want to ask out to the dance tonight? A lot of the fillies still seem available."
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>>14382224
Being the rebel you are, you will ask a cut colt to go to the dance with you.
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>>14382224
Ask silver, tell her you're really sorry and want to make it up to her if you'll let her.
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>>14382181
> Sanic/Dashie
>Tails/Twilight Sparkle
>Amy/Pinkie
>Rougabat/Rarara
>Knuckles/zecora ( They come from a mystic people that for the most part people stay away from and their culture is based of african stuff)
>Blaze/Celestia
>Shadow/Luna
>Eggman/discord
>Choas/.... what the hell is that dark dude at the beginng of season 3
>Fluttershy/Cream

If we wanna get even weirder

>Sally/Candice
>Bunnie/AppleJack
>Scourge/Trixie
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>>14382231
Adorable.
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>>14382209
>pokefags
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>>14380729
>crappy fotm
>posting with a Kill La Kill .gif
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remember when the cmc were cool
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>>14382267
Yea but when scoots started smoking that crack everything fell apart.
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>>14382086
>Their hate broke out into physical violence, with Twilight prodding Trixie "back there" for dominance
>Feeling her slick and squeal with rage was totally worth it
This unf should not exist
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>>14382251
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>>14382267
The CMC were never cool, just cute.
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>>14382267
remember when everyone hated the CMC episodes
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I want to see S4 now
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>>14382258
CCUUUUUMMMMM
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>>14382258
MFW
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>>14382294
Well, you're just gonna have to wait like the rest of us, mister.
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>>14382295
fuck you

just, fuck you
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>>14382295
FUCK YOUUUU
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>>14382294
I'm not hype to the point that I can't wait, but I'm more hype for this season then I was the last one. Some of those episode concepts seem pretty good.
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>>14382296
Its the same gaggle of internet weirdo's who give too much of a shit about neon colored anthropomorphic animals.
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http://www.minidonks.com/Donkey-Newborns-2013.html

YOU CAN BUY BABY MINI DONKEYS TO KEEP IN YOUR HOUSE AS A PET LIKE A DOG
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Pony saw the Hobbit movie and wants to dress up as a goblin for the next Halloween
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>>14382334
HE IS SO FUZZY
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>>14382224
Gotta know them first
Inspect the possible candidates
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>>14382251
>Sally
>equivalent to the marketing device that is Candyass
You're retarded.
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>>14382334
It's....it's not the same...
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>>14382334
WHY ARE THEY TAKING VIDEOS OF GELDING THEM
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>>14382300
not sethisto, he is better than us so he gets to see the premier 2 weeks in advance.
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>>14382365
> Mary Sue's that either fanbase only likes for sex, but hates their personality.

No accurate
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>>14382365
Sally was kept alive because Sega thought she could be useful for marketing
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>>14382324
There are differences between people amongst the franchises but I give people a look when people say it's not the same type of person.
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>>14382334
whoa they have live nude mare webcams going on at farms around the world

http://www.marestare.com/cams.php
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>>14382369
we can fix it
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confession time

As horrible as it is, I like to imagine rustydooks as a bandito in a sombero when posts or draws
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>>14382453
how is that a confession
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Am I the only one who still likes Rumblescoots?
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>>14382457
i like it
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Rarity doesn't think you're trying hard enough.
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>>14382384
SatAM era Sally wasn't like that.
>>14382397
That, I didn't know.
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>>14382414
Why did I click on this

Why does this exist in the first place
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>>14382457
i dont like it
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>>14382457
No of course not.
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>>14382468
Tell Rarara to go suck a duck. I'm doing the best I can.
and when I say duck, I mean it
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>>14382414
what a fucken rip, the first cam i click clearly says it is a horse cam but it show a fucken sheep eating out of a feedbag
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>>14382249
Hmm, now that you think about it, Silver Spoon is rather kinda cute. Sure she's....a huge jerk and so is her friend. But then again you were trying really hard to impress everyone and got carried away. And you did her her. Maybe it wouldn;t be such a bad idea to try and make it up to her

>>14382362
But there's also the fact Snails has a thing for her, apprently. Maybe it might not be a bad idea to play the field. You run through your list of potential suitors based on what little you know of them.

Diamond Tiara: Friend of Silver Spoon. Huge bitch.

Twist: Kind of a dork. Does she like candy or something? She sound like she's got caramel on the roof of her mouth or something.

Applebloom: She likes bows?

Sweetie Belle: Seems kinda shy. Might be a good one to reach out to.

Scootaloo: Something about her.....you don't know. She doesnt scare you, but you have some weird gut feeling.

There might be more, but none really jump out at you as much as them.

"Mr. Sprinkle Bottom, you are time out!"

The window slams shut and you sip back over to the corner. Mrs. Cheerilee says she called your parents and will be there to pick you up after class. She is very dissapointed in you.

End of part one
____________________

Ol' Sprinkle Bottom done got himself in another jam with the law. But will he be able to play by his own rules and find a way to love tonight? Find out next time*

*there probably wont be a next time**

**I'll probably forget it
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>>14382474
End Game was supposed to end with her actually dead, but Sega said no so Archie had to pull shit out of its ass to make it happen.
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>neighbors next door are singing happy birthday and having a great time celebrating
>meanwhile I go over what a fuck up, depressed sack of shit I am in my room

I just want to be normal
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>>14382495
Huh.
I suppose death would have been preferable to the shit that's come down the pike between then and now.
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>>14382500
>not going over to wish them a happy birthday as well
You are selfish and that is why you are alone
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>>14382500
and i want to be talented but fuck you
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>>14382500
you dont want to be normal, you want to be happy.

you will never be normal
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>>14382490
Fuck snails that guys given you nothing but shit since you got here. Plus he's got like, no chance.
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>>14382457
the best
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>>14382468
Rarity just always thinks nothing is good enough
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>>14382516
Pretty much.

At least things can't go that bad in the new universe.
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>>14382474
No one remembers that sally. That sonic cartoon did not do to well for its time, but the comics did and still do. So that sally for all intents an purposes, is sally.
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>>14382500
You can be normal
Just buy the xbone
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>>14382553
They can't sully my memories.
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>>14382536
It would be so cute (if she learns how to in this season) to see her flying with other Pegasi her age. Oh man
Like what if she went to flight camp where Fluttershy was? With other Pegasi her age too?
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>>14382556
Microsoft employee pls go
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>>14382457
no
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>>14382549
Give it time.

Trust, sega's plans for sonic just blew up in their face. Now they are going to into, you can do whatever you want mode while we fix sonic.

Ian will find a way, he can't be awesome all the time.

Rougabat, shadow,Blaze love triangles. watch that shit.
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>>14382583
Scootaloo Flying alas that will only remain a dream of hers and many
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>>14382601
Can you type normally first?
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>>14382583
Hey You


Update the whos who
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>>14382609
I want to be that little filly
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>>14382568
They will, years down the line when the completely ruin this version of MLP.

They are going to fuck all of it, twilght is gonna be in a love triangle Just some crazy shit
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>>14382622
Seriously.
Remove the non contributors.
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pony wants to party like in the 80s
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>>14382642
I don't have enough cocaine and there's only 1 dead hooker pony. It's not gonna happen.
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>>14382642
the 80s were lame
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>>14382609
But there's going to be episode about it specifically! Harshwhinneys even gonna be in town!
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>>14382601
Rouge has fuck all for a personality, Shadow can't care about romance and Blaze is in another dimension.

The fuck are you talking about?
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so thats why darf has been gone. he has been busy working on his new book and now he is officially a published author.
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>>14382642
Pony would have to kill me.
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>>14382665
Exactly. Fucking Exactly.

Also Shadow can travel through dimentions at will. Add that to the list of Shadow is OP as shit power List, under insta-time stops.
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>>14382664
and the point of that episode is that scoots won't fly
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>>14382665
What?

Rouge has a great, big, round pair of personalities right there on her chest!
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>>14382679
... He can only do that with a chaos emerald. And considering how hard they are to get in the comics, it's pretty fucking improbably he can do any of those powers at will.
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>>14382680
i hope she doesnt fly, that'd make the better episode
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are you people seriously talking about SONIC?
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>>14382710
I hope she fake flys
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>>14382716
It's not like I have anything better to do.
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>>14382716
Greatest franchise of any generation.
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>>14382719
You mean falling with style?

Also Speaking of falling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PFi7Dyyapc
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>>14382673
>The first pony I ever killed was a six-year-old filly named Sweetie Belle. I was thirteen. We were in a quarry in Ponyville, Equestria, and I made Sweetie Belle hold my erection in her hoof and put the tip against her face. Amazed by sensation, I cried out, and the semen shot out like ropes and clung to her face. If I had kept my mouth shut she would have been all right, but my yelling frightened her and she begain to wail. I was still shooting and pumping --- some of it hit Sweetie's throat and slid down inside her collar. She screamed. I picked up a rock and hit Sweetie Belle as hard as I could on the side of her head. She fell right down. Then I hit her until something broke and her head felt soft. My cock was still hard, but there was nothing left inside me. I tossed aside the rock and watched myself so stiff

Huh, it checks out
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>>14382703
He tends to carry a choas emerald all times.

And shadows powers has become pretty libberal in game and in comic. At first he need a choas emerald to do anything, now he can teleport, stop time and shoot blasts all with out using choas emeralds. Along with the fact he is always operating far weaker than he actually is. I dunno soon they may have able to just open portals to other realities. He kind of just runs of the energy the choas emeralds emit at thsi point, rather than the emeralds themselves
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>>14382655
>>14382659
>>14382674
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>>14382758
okay fine
but straight to bed afterwards
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>>14382719
How does fake flying work?
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>>14382770
basically falling.
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>>14382770
It's an illusion, she may get her cutie mark in being an illusionist.
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>>14382770
It's just falling with style
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>>14382758
Let's listen our favorite cassette tapes, and later we can watch a vhs
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>>14382758
I'll only party with flutters if dot admits that she is mine
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>>14382790
>vhs

Betamax master race.
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We will never see Scootaloo/Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash's parents in any important light.

Dash's Dad doesn't count. Hell we don't even know if it was her Dad.
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>>14382758
Guh, fine.
But nothing breaks the skin or goes up the nose. And if I get sued we're coming right back.
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>>14382789
But where's cootaloo supposed to get any stile?

Shes better of learning to fly since theri both unpossible!
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This is embarrassing

>>14382752
Yes, the guy is jacked up with Chaos energy, but that doesn't mean he can do Chaos Control at will. He still needs a Chaos Emerald for that, and he doesn't carry one always. The only time he did that was in SA2.
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>>14382804
>Rainbow Hair
It doesn't take an genius to make that connection.
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>>14382803
Betamax is for betas, I'll bet you don't even have a walkman
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>>14382804
I want to hear more about Twily's Dad's office adventurers.
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>>14382820

Might have been a brother.

That's just it. There's no real information about him.
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>>14382831
time for edgy
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>>14382831
why this
its not even amusing
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>>14382820
What if he was her brother?
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>>14382831
oh

It's you
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>>14382821
Not only do I have a walkman, My DMC-12 Has a compact disc player.
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Grab your butt /mlp/.
Pretend it's your favorite pony's butt.
How do you feel now?
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>>14382853
>compact disc

Like that will ever take off
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>>14382874
Like I'm grabbing my butt
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>>14382817
He actually has at least one on him in every game he is in afterwards. In comics not so much, however has access chaos control with out using chaos emeralds before, however the case maybe is that its far weaker than actually having the emerald. Which would make sense.
However he has never gone through dimensions with out one, so maybe ripping wholes through space time does require a consistence power source.

Also he can use the power of the master emerald as well as its been noted, so he has super access to the chaos force, because he can essentially run of the mega battery.

While characters like sonic actually have to come in contact.

My theory is that shadow is a 1 way tree his body just naturally absorbs all the chaos energy.
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>>14382743
Wow, it really does.
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>>14382868
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>>14382868
I'm guessing this is suppossed to be arousing, but all I can do is laugh uncontrollably
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>>14382825
>"Dasheson, I need those TPS reports on my desk. Fast!"
>"Did you just say....fast?"
>"Oh no, I didn't mean-"
>A cyclone shoots through the office. Papers are scatered, paper clips are everywhere, a mug is stuck in a wall, several co workers are injured.
>When the dust clears, the reports are stacked neatly on the bosses desk
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I'll draw something awesome tomorrow.
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Do you think you could take down a 100ft tall Dash in a snowspeeder using only your tow cable?
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What episode do you always forget exists?
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>>14382891

owtheedge.jpg
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>>14382911
Hurricane Fluttershy
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>>14382907
I'd need a gunner
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>>14382825
>>14382894

Guys guys guys

What if Twily's Dad is, in a family full of princesses and princes and famous writers like Dad from Dexter's Lab?
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>>14382911
I forget.

The bad one.
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>>14382919
But it's such a good episode
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>>14382911

I cant remember
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>>14382924
>not timmy turner's dad
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>>14382924
TWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRET
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Will pony be my lover?
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Does anyone have the results or a link to that "best episodes" poll that was conducted a month or two ago? I might have an idea.
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>>14382883
Shadow's crazy chaos energy reserves and control comes from his alien blood (or some shit like that)
I don't remember him ever using the ME though.
The one time I remember him doing chaos control in the comics was against the metal sonic army, and I don't even know what it did there.
Point is, Shadow is strong, but he can't jump dimensions at will so that "love triangle" bullshit you think might happen won't/
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>>14382955
They cant do that
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>>14382768
>>14382812
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>>14382955
They don't exist anon.
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>>14382924

Someone should draw him as the muffin king
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MLPG I am very sick and I have a very big day in the morning.

I need a pony to pretend to cuddle to get through this
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>>14382889
>WERE YOU STARING AT HIS BUTT TOO?
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Would you snuggle pone close to you
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>>14382985
Trixie
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>>14382985
Marker pony
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>>14382989
Only Red Ribbon
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>>14382989
yes
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>>14382985
Here you go. Good luck!
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>>14382989
I GUESS
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>>14382976
Okay what do I have to do
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>>14383002
BACK OFF SHES MINE
Good choice though
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PONY JUST DEVOURED PONY

what do we do?
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>>14382993
>tfw trixie is ruined for everyone thanks to seth
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I played with my new girlfriend's massive tits today

How's your day been, MLPG?
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>>14382989
pone is just trying to get my wallet

I'm onto pone
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>>14382962
My initial point was that I am betting Ian will take it in a weird direction that makes no sense. That is why I brought up the love triangle stuff.

Also Shadow has show to actually like people, Amy rose and Blaze to be specific. So its not completely out of the question.

Anyways lets end this now.
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>>14383021
>liking fat red slut
I wouldn't touch her with a 50 inch pole.
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>>14382985
Me too man
we can do it
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>>14383040
Good, less competition
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>>14383029
Sega has an iron grip on the comics, so I doubt they'll let things go too off the rails.

And yes please. I was starting to feel weird out by this.
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>>14383024

masturbate furiously
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>Standford study finds marijuana usage could help autism

No wonder you guys like talking about smoking
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>>14383025
fucm dseth i like trix\ie
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>>14382985
Please snuggle this pony.
She is very soft and warm and she likes you.
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>>14382993
Ok

Trixie is nice, in a full of herself kinda way. I bet she'd try to one up even durring gentle snuggling
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>>14383025
Speak for yourself,seth never really had an effect on me me when it came to her. Not to mention he doesn't really play up that whole tTrixie thing these days anyway
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>>14383024
jerk it
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>>14382989
Yes, too close. I would crush pone.
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Would you peek under a pony's skirt?
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>>14383071
>tfw Aspergers
>tfw consequently too beta to meet or make friends with anyone who sells marijuana

Hooray for tragic irony!
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>>14383079
she looks it would really hurt if she rolled over on me
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>>14383079
i snuggle that pony
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>>14383071
I'm not autistic, I have ADHD
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>>14383027
H-how massive?

Is she thick?
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>>14383105
Nonsense, she's totally soft it'd be like a big warm pillow on you
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>>14383105
If you're concerned, she'll just lay next to you and wrap her marshmallowy hooves around your chest, nuzzling your shoulder and sighing happily.
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>>14383141
I hope she doesn't mind if I get an erection
It's totally non sexual I just can't control it sometimes
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>>14383102
I think I'd have better things to do if I saw a pony wearing a skirt about to do THAT.
Where is my Yume Nikki update Kiki-fucking-yama?
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Doing requests.
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>>14383179
>>>/b/
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>>14383027
post pics
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>>14383179
Fuck off
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>>14383179
I request a cute pony.
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>>14383179
Draw a Carrot Top on the beach looking at the moon please.
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>oh god
>oh my fucking god
>that cupcake has rainbow sprinkles
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Half of the S4 episodes will leak thanks to iTunes
Streams won't be the same again
Episode days will be as boring as they used to be in S3
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http://manisoke.tumblr.com/post/63070171403/a-friend-asked-me-if-i-had-any-pointers-on-drawing

important art information right here
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How do you store you ammo, MLPG?
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>>14383277
THE WEH IS OVERTAKING ME
HELP ME ANON
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>>14383313
Do people really lack the self control to ABSTAIN?
People disgust me.
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>>14383313
i am ok with that since the streams lost their magic long ago
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>>14383313
Streams are dead now with Moot's post timer.
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>>14383324
some people are not as obsessed as you and waiting for it to air live doesnt mean shit to them
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>>14383318
In my freezer.

No home-invader will never think to look there!
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>>14383277
PINKIE

A

PONE
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>>14383313
Only had 4 of them leak last season, but that one 3 week stretch of leaks in a row was annoying after the third time.
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http://www.ultraimg.com/images/mXK08.jpg
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As a pony, which other pony would you most enjoy being in a relationship with?
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>>14383313
>that awful period when new episodes aired early saturday morning
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>>14383321
DONT WEH
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>>14383354
It's not even that I'm "obsessed" with ponies, I just get a better feeling when I wait for something.
It feels unnatural watching new MLP episodes in front of a computer screen. I rather watch it on TV on my comfy couch wrapped in a blanket.
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>>14383389
those days i was a megabrony and would stay up all night for new eps

what the fuck was i thinking
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>>14383318
In ziplocks, and in tins.
No oxygen getting into my powder.
http://i.imgur.com/31rHLjp.jpg
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>>14383389
i-is she okay?
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>>14383389
Wonderbolt Academy leaking and then issue #2 leaking a few minutes later was fun.
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>>14383321
Remember, Pinkie; an apple a day keeps the doctor aWEH
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>>14383379
best ship
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>>14383408
When an episode airs at 5 AM and you have to be there an hour early to make it into a 50-limit stream, staying up an extra four hours is fine.
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>>14383374
why
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oh god, why the fuck didn't i watch this parody thing sooner
i'm losing my shit here
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>>14383374
penises are great
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>>14383229
What if Carrot WAS the beach?
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>>14383472
why not
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>>14383485
link?
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>>14383506
Well yeah but WHY?
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>>14383485
what parody?
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i was on the fence before but this seals it
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>>14383511
why

NOT?
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NO ONE SPOIL CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS I AM SO ANXIOUS TO SEE THE STORY SO DON'T SPOIL IT YOU GUYS
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Goodnight pones. I swear I'll draw awesome things tomorrow.
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>>14383500
Carrot was the beach, I would go to the beach every day. Thank you anon. The night looks best when it's in the light.
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>>14383523
You raise a good point.
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>>14383507
>>14383518

it's that rdp series
finally watched the first one
the scenes with the monkey mama made me lose my shit.
is my little dashie as entertaining as this, or is it just exaggerating what happens in them?
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>>14383529
HOLY SHIT GHOSTS WITH GUNS
DAMN YOU SCIENCE
WHY COULDN'T YOU PONE
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>>14383536
Because it's hot
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>>14383529
Aeris kills Dumbledole after she becomes an alicorn.
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>>14383521
PlayStation is good people
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>>14383552
But I'm not into it, however I hope you enjoy your own likes and I am sure you are a decent person.
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>>14383544
My little dashie itself is pretty bad, with a lot of really creepy implications

the parody exadurates the nature of things for comedic effect
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>>14383544
Yeah, the series basically takes whatever its parodying and either runs with it, or starts on the same premise and just goes totally off the rails with it.
The animation gets smoother the newer the video is, too. I have a soft spot for the music bits as well.

Fuck, now I have to listen to Sinking Ships again.
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>>14383568
I fully respect your opinion and hope you have an enjoyable day
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>>14383521
doge a shit
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>>14383562
Video games needed more heroes
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>>14383581
should've known.
but really, it was pretty funny.

>>14383583
the tubby waifu song is pretty damn catchy.
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>>14383521
I love Sony so much
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>>14383529
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>>14383521
Did you seriously change your trip?
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It's cold and snowing outside. Which pony should I cuddle to keep warm?
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If I'm storytiming a comic that just released is it better to stitch together the two page spreads in them before posting, or just post the pages individually and then the stitch after the end?
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>>14383529
Ramirez Dies.
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>>14383534
you're very welcome :)

fashion is very grim
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>>14383635
stitched together is nice but i would rather have the pages as fast as possible
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>>14383634
Caimon
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What are Shining Armor's nerd friends named? Gaffer, Poindexter, and who's the last one?
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>>14383656
Learn to fucking draw.
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>>14383674
8-Bit.
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>>14383674
8-Dick
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>>14383656
I'll draw something for you now. What would you like to see?
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How many of you have Aspergers
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>>14383697
Self-diagnosed or actual?
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>>14383674
8-bit. Pretty sure it was hyphenated
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>>14383697
i am not sure what legitimate aspergers even is but i am pretty sure i have something
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>>14383701
Either.

I just want to get a feel for what it's like so I can compare my own experiences with yours
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>>14383669
things to wake up to
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>>14383714
fuck off nbs.
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>>14383685
Can you draw Pinkity?
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>>14383710
most people here probably have something
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>>14383721
As soon as the cancer dies.
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>>14383716
A satisfied orangutan?
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>>14383750
I have a penis
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>>14383716
disheveled Caimon
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OH MY GOD
MILF RARITY
MILFFF RARITTTYYY
http://pastebin.com/s14MGqx8
SNARKY BASTARD, YOU LOVEABLE BASTARD
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Which pony would get pregnant first? How would the others react?
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>>14383814
Flitter

applause
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>>14383814
Rarity.

No one would be surprised.
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>>14383824
Until they found out it was a Zebra
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>>14383814
Dash

The runner ups all wonder how she's already in her 3rd month
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>>14383834
Really though? I mean, she is a pretty gigantic slut.
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>>14383814
Pip-chan
They wouldn't know what to make of it, but they'd be happy for us
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>>14383830
roo=0pone
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>>14383738
Sorry it sucks, I don't have my tablet available.
But here's Pinkity.
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What needs to be done to make Cadence less bland and more likable as a character?
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>>14383850
Thanks anon, every thread needs more Pinkity.
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>>14383862
Give her the dick
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>>14383849
are you sure
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>>14383862
Screentime.
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>>14383862
She could use some distinguishable traits. Things she likes to do that are unique to her, quirks maybe. Faults are important.
Just give her SOMETHING. As is, she's just a totally agreeable character. There's nothing to really dislike because there's nothing THERE.
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>>14383862

She needs an actual character and personality besides being 'a princess'
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>>14383870
>used goods
>any year
No thank you.
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>>14383862
She needs to be a character on a show that isn't made for little girls that want to be princesses
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>>14383890
>Human-like tits
dropped
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>>14383845
She was the one that stated she "would never fuck one of those watermelon loving ziggers" everytime she saw one of them
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>>14383890
> crotch boobs
Ehhh, be careful, mate. I got a three-day ban for tamer on here.
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>>14383890
round crotchtits are dumb
anything approaching spherical are even worse.
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>>14383870
0
P
O
N
E
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>>14383877
>>14383883
Agreed, right now there's nothing much to her other then being a perfect pink pony princess.
What kind of flaws or quirks would you give her to make her stand out more?
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>>14383890
Crotchboobs is the worst thing to ever happen in the fandom
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What is it
with ponies
in flannel
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>>14383912
What the fuck is the other shape for crotchtits then?
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11991683/

wwould you
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>>14383915
maybe she eats lots of peanuts
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>>14383922
That's not Fallout Equestria.
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oh fuck something updated for once in /3dpd/
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>>14383928
>I have never seen crotchtits
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>>14383870
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>>14383951
This is so amazingly shit
And yet I still think it's great
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>>14383915
Normally I'd work from her cutie mark, but that seems to be that she's a princess of love, or whatever. That to me would imply a rather flirty, lighthearted pony who likes to meddle and maybe play matchmaker, but 'flirty' is out and the latter's not very solid. She needs a fault, but maybe more importantly she needs to have a more active role in episodes.
That sounds stupid, even to me, but maybe if she werenmt so passive, she'd have some substance. Even though she's been the FOCUS of a couple of episodes, she's never been an actual force in them. As in, she's never had to do much more than react to what other characters are doing. Maybe then we could actually see what she's like.
This is kinda why I don't like her, though, because she's had plenty of opportunities to be included as a significant force in episodes, but it's never happened (and probably will never happen) because I don't think the show writers know what to do with her, either.
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>>14383951
Okay, I'll admit that's kinda funny.
It's because someone knows how to use the effects to mimic proper motion with only a picture
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>>14383939
>Fallout Equestria
>imfuckingplying
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>>14383960
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>>14383980
It's edgy grimdark shit. Don't even get me started on Project Horizons.
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>>14383986
Kangaroos are so fit its fucking scary
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>>14383993
it's time
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHJ41ktt3Q

Can we re-write this song about MLP?
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>>14383928
Crotchtits are basically little less than raised bumpy bits with nipples. They're horse teats, not great galloping gazongas. What >>14383954 said.
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>>14383980
Is that another spinoff? How many are there?
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>>14383980
fuck off bronymancer.
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>>14384003
I can't think of any way I could possibly stop you.
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>>14384008
Enough that EqD used to (still does?) posts dedicated to chronicling spinnoff updates.

Fanfiction of fanfiction.
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>>14384003
do it yourself, you fuck

and also pick a better song and a less stupid subject
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>>14384025
They had their own little subdirectory page-thing last I was aware
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>>14383862
nothing
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>>14383991
>imfuckingplying

>>14384008
>Is that another spinoff? How many are there?
Alot but there are only 4 you should care about
Project Horizons (up to ch, 34)
Pink Eyes
Murky Number Seven
and Heroes
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>>14383925
flannel is soft, and ponies are soft. Ponies in flannel are very soft.
You obviously like soft things.
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>>14383995
That horse is too sexy for her own good
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>>14384047
Wasn't Pacce writing one? What happened to that one
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>>14384047
My implications are spot on. Fallout Equestria and it's sub-stories take themselves way too seriously. That type of storyline doesn't belong with ponies.
It's disgusting how popular it became.
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OH MY GOD
IT'S BEST PRINCESS
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>>14384054
More like my dick takes to early 90's casualwear like Viagra
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>>14384060
He ded.
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>>14384042
So you just want her to stay bland and unlikable?
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>>14384067
That is indeed Best Princess.
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>>14384067
RIGHT THERE ON THE LEFT

I SEE HER
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>>14384067
THIS IS LIKE
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>>14384067
QUICK STACK THOSE STACKABLE PRINCESSES™
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>>14384067
I know right? Isn't the pink one awesome?
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>>14384060
Died apparently

>>14384065
They dont take themselves seriously and you're retarded. I bet you like Cupcakes
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>>14384086
>Hasbro releases a line of stackable Princess pony toys
>they sell out in days
Hasbro why can't you get your shit together
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>>14384100
yech
I am ok only with "Fillie porter" because horses riding horses is p. cute
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>>14384069
>>14384098
Oh
Okay good
I was kind of sick of that griffon
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>>14384105
Hasbro hates money we've established this.
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>>14383970
>>14383877

Is it bad that I actually enjoy the way Weaver writes her? Like in that comic where she basically tells Shining Armor that his hobbies are stupid?

Just something about her being the Princess of Love (tm), but not really knowing anything about relationships and just how much work both sides need to put into them seems like it'd have a lot of opportunities for interesting moments.
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>>14384124
then why did they make EqG? Spite?
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>>14384098
No. I don't appreciate Cupcakes either. I never really liked SargentSprinkles.
>retarded
How about you stop throwing insults and defend your shitty fanfictions?
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>>14384130
I actually kinda feel that.
Sadly, it's all fanon, and I doubt we're going to see much focus on Shiny's relationship with her anytime soon.
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>>14384124
>>14384139
Hasbro fucking loves plus signs

Look
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>>14384151
I've got loads of plus signs. Do you think I could trade them for a pony?
They have so many of them
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>>14384115
the fic wasnt that great anyway
It was only notable because of said griffin that it was a sexually explicit fanfic

Pink Eyes is the best side story, and the only one actually finished.
Murky Number Seven is the other best
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>>14384067
power rank by what we have seen in the show and most powerful move the pony has done.

1. cadance. force field over city that stops the powerful king sombra
2. twilight. magic blast 1-shots various ancient evil villains
3. celestia. raises the sun i guess
4.luna. nothing
>>
What the hell does "CPU post-memory initialization is started" mean exactly?
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>>14384139
Because they hate YOU Anonymous. The woke up one morning and were like "You know what would be hilarious? Fuck with Anonymous' ponies, that's what." And so Equestria Girls was born.
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>>14384161
Your CPU has amnesia.
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>>14384124
you got it wrong. hasbro only loves money and hates their consumers.
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What happen to tex?

Tex ded?
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>>14384181
I thought I saw him the other day.
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>>14384160
hold it, friend
1. was a combination effort of both Shining Armor + Cadence + The Powah of Love
2. was Twilight + 5 other ponies + their respective ancient magical artifacts of power
Celestia reigns supreme. Oh, and Luna has some neat disguise spells, in addition to being able to turn things into spiders.
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>>14384159
I'd fuck that griffon
I never read anything involving her, but she looks hot
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>>14384203
It's just Gilda with different colors anon.
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>>14384130

>Shining hasn't played O&O with his buddies in nearly three years
>Cadence is convinced that only middle/high-school students play it, and keeps telling him to look into getting a hobby an adult should actually have.
>He still can't find his dicebag
>She says he must have misplaced it somewhere, but he's pretty sure he'll never see his dice again if she has anything to say about it.
>Maybe if he tells her they're going bowling, he can hang out with the guys again.
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Pony says come hither.
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>>14384179
Unless they're little girls.
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>>14384221
I refuse, and ask if pony has seen Rarity
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>>14384221
You are very beautiful pony, but you are not mine.
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>Talking about Cupcakes
>Not Rarity's Generous Plan, the far superior fic
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>>14384214
That's okay, I'd fuck Gilda too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqbWon_tEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqbWon_tEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqbWon_tEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqbWon_tEY
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>>14384238
Such a shameful fap.
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>>14384217
>Cadence stealing a man's dice
>Cadence stealing a man's CROWN MUTHAFUCKIN ROYAL DICE BAG
>A PURPLE VELVET ONE WITH FUCKING EMBROIDERY
I AM UPSET NOW, THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE
Although, Shiny and his group bowling sounds like fun as well.
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>>14384238
Rarity's Generous Plan would've been better if Big Mac didn't interrupt in AJ's chapter
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>>14384203
>

>>14384214
false
she has different features and resembles a parrot whearas Gilda looks like an eagle
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>>14384238
What's Rarity's Generous Plan like?
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>>14384221
I'll be there. Where's hither?
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>>14384248
>those buns
>those paws

Gilda should be fined for being too hot
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>>14384210
novelty hats and mugs get me evrytime
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>>14384248
Who wouldn't you fuck?
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>>14384266
>Rape:The Fanfiction
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>>14384226
nope.
Pony says it's her or no pone
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>>14384266
>rape
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>>14384266
>What's Rarity's Generous Plan like?
It's really sweet. Rarity decides to set up all her friends to get dates :3
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>>14384289
>>14384295
You anons are jerks! How dare you besmirch the name of ponies.
>>14384298
That sounds lovely! Thank you anon.
I can't wait to read my sister this lovely fanfiction tonight.
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>Reading Whorer fanfiction
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>>14384263
yup
definitely would fuck her
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>>14384249
ughghghghggh the reaction to first seeing twilycon from the others just feels so wrong.

why does no one question where the fuck twilight has been all day. why does no one even think it could be another temporary wing spell again. why does no one even know it was possible to turn into an alicorn when they are close friends with cadance? fuck
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>>14384221
Come hitler? But pony, hitler is dead!
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>>14384317
Make sure to read her the Twilight chapter, it's the best!
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>>14384329
I bet you think JFK and Elvis are dead, too
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>>14384324
Because it's a little girls show and has had shitty writing since season 1

Shut up and fap
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>>14384324
But anon, Princess twilight is okay, there is no need to question! good goyim
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who here wants to record my song?
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>>14384272
where do you think?
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>>14384350
what song is it?
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>>14384358
Oh, venezuela!

I'll get on the plane right away
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>>14384336
>Make sure to read her the Twilight chapter, it's the best!
Sorry, the Pinkie chapter was the best.
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>>14384358
Siberia?
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Redive is a slut.
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>>14384257
>>14384217

Now I'm seeing that scene from the end of The Hangover with Cadence and Shining.

>"I called that hotel in Neigh-pa Valley and they said you never even checked in."
>"That's because we didn't go to Neigh-pa Valley."
>"Shining... WHAT is going on?!"
>"We went to Baltimare for ComicCon."
>"Why would YOU go to Baltimare?"
>"Because my friends and I haven't gotten to go to a con in years and that's what guys like us do."
>"That's not what guys like YOU do! Not MARRIED ones!"
>"Well if that's not what I would do, then why did I do it? Riddle me THAT!"
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>>14384381
>>14384370
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>>14384385
Pony is not for touching.
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>>14384192
>>14384181

Tex is dead baby.

Tex is dead.
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>>14384365
Sounds like GG Allin song but about ponies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3vx8u7k6Rc
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>>14384385
Only furfags want to touch ponies. I may want a qt anthro wolf gf, a fursuit, and to become a half dragon, but I am no furfag.
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http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14247791#p14251091

>Just a lack of motivation and I'm pretty exhausted from other things.

So "break" then
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I got super depressed after reading a greentext of Pinkie getting abused by anon.
Please stop me from reading this fanfictions MLPG.
I have no self control either, please listen to my pleads.
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>>14384382
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>video titled "Best Exercises for a THICKER Back"
>thought it said Best Exercises for a THICKER Bush
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>>14384409
Wow anon
That's some powerful autism you got there for Tex's underage shotacock
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>>14384411

That picture is the stuff nightmares are made from.
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>>14384411
Stop reading it.
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>>14384411
if its any consolation i wouldn't abuse pinkie

i would just strap her down, shove feeding tubes down her throat, and slowly widen her vagina and anus with progressively larger vibrating dragon dildos until i could fuck her with a tree and drink horsecum from her gaping holes like a pony chalice
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>>14384379
>not self inserting as Caramel
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>>14384336
>>14384379
The Pinkie Pie chapter was so fucking bad I got legitimately uncomfortable in real life just reading it. They were all pretty bad but holy shit I felt like I needed a shower after Pinkie's.
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>>14384423

>Checking archives is autism

It takes 3 seconds.
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>>14384432
From what I've heard of it, Applejack's chapter wasn't very pleasant either.
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>>14384439
3 seconds of autism
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>>14384406
>tfw no doge gf
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>>14384452
How would things play out if she played with Shining's O&O crew?
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>>14384428
>mindbreak
>stretching
>bdsm
>treefuck
>ponies as tableware

UNF
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>>14384452
a guy can dream...
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>>14384448
They were all really bad in their own way.
Fluttershy's chapter is a really sad downward spiral.
Applejack's chapter is the most violent and outright hostile.
Pinkie's is probably the most heartbreaking because it's just so cruel.
Twilight's is really uncomfortable in other ways and probably goes with all kinds of self-hatred.
Dash's is soul-crushing disillusionment and betrayal.
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>>14384449
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ANYTHING TAKES EFFOR TIS AUTIS
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>>14384467
Ragequit immediately after reading pondexter's character sheet
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>>14384210
Wouldn't a bat pony be able to stay up in the first place
unless it's awake during the day
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>>14384475
I managed to masturbate to all of them
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>>14384477
i'm just pretending to be retarded, anon

what's your excuse?
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>>14384483
Well aren't you a special little snowflake. Your parents must be so proud.
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>>14384411
Why would you want to read it?
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>>14384452

>tfw no LK
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>>14384483
Applejack's and Fluttershy's were the only fappable ones.
>That defiant attitude
>That rough penetration
>That resilient nature
>That implied incest
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>>14384490
Sometimes you just gotta make a personal statement and jerk it to horrible things.
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>>14384506
You've gotta make a statement of intent
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>>14384497
Curiousity. I have nothing else to do.
The things that do matter I can't do.
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>>14384513
I'M GONNA WHACK IT!
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>Joyce Carol Vincent's skeleton was found 3 at least years after her death
>On her sofa
>With the TV still on
>Nobody checked on her for 3 years
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MLPG where do I get horse semen

I want to make pony jizz milkshakes
>>
BABS' SEED
BABS' SEED
FILLS YOU UP LIKE GLUE
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>>14384542
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>>14384558
New Zealand sells them in bars.
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>>14384499
he's to busy pokefagging it up with Rose
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>>14384499
I've just been really busy with all sorts of stuff, lately.
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>>14384591

y-you'll come back when new season starts right?

j-just like last season
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>>14384563
>not cuddling them close
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>>14384551
Unless you get maternity and paternity tests, you can't know your blood parents are your blood parents.

Hospitals have accidentally switched babies.
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>>14384605
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>>14384604
>come back
I'm here a lot, just no real time to do anything.
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>>14384607
>knowing your dad
that's comfy
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Can MLPG seriously direct me to a short feel good fanfiction? I want something that can be finished in one sitting.
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how do you deal with nostalgia ml[pg
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>>14384622
You're just driving all the little ponies into my arms, anon.
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>>14384629
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7357526/1/Rainbow-Dash-and-Pinkie-Pie-Are-Dead
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>>14384637
bask in it, maybe go back and do the things that give me nostalgia for a while

how else are you supposed to deal with it?
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>>14384623
You could draw Saffron playing O&O with Shiny's crew. Whenever you feel like it that is.
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>>14384642
Those are some horny horses.
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>>14384637
Where I am today is built on the glory of what I did yesterday. Of course this only works if you're happy at where you are.
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>>14384646
With a title like that you can't be serious. Why is MLPG so sarcastic now?
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>>14384623

LK you should try your podcast again mid season sometime.

No offense but starting it in late hiatus was kinda dumb. Nobody is enthusiastic about anything.
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>>14384650
They only get hornier.
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>>14384670
Because fanworks are fucking stupid

If you want to feel good go watch sonic rainboom or something you piece of shit
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>>14384678
Sleeping with a unicorn would be dangerous.
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>>14384642
I demand to know who drew this
>>14384674
aww it started without me?
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>>14384678
>Anons are naturally salty
>They become the town's saltlick
>No complaints from anyone
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>>14384648
I don't really like to draw OCs with show characters at all, it's a bit weird. Sorry.
>>14384674
Maybe. We figured it could have been a distraction from the hiatus, but it seems like everyone was already distracted enough as-is.
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>>14384683
Sonic Rainboom sucks.
And fuck you anon. I come here to relax and discuss ponies. I remember when I could do that without imbecile cocksuckers like you who just act like sarcastic pieces of shit all day. I hope you get shipped off to a third world country without a penny to your name you cocksucking swine.
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>>14384694
I think I would feel a little more than awkward of mares just walked up and started to lick me.
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>>14384699
Fanfiction isn't ponies, fanfiction is bronies.
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>>14384678
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>>14384711

It's ok you're tied down anyway.
>>
If the CMC gave you a cape, would you wear it every day?
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>>14384714
Then get the fuck out of this thread. About 99% of the shit posted here is fanfictions or fanworks.
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>>14384629
Have you ever read my Pinkie Pie >feelfic? it's kind of old but maybe you might like it
http://pastebin.com/rjtgMmkH
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>>14384699
>cocksucker

woah now, let's not bring your waifu into this
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>>14384606
She looks so cute hugging her pillow there.
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>>14384606

>"Hey Flitter?"
>"Mmh?"
>"You awake?"
>"Mm-mm."
>"Cartoons are gonna be on soon, though!"
>"Rumble, honey... that's not until eight..."
>"I can wait!"
>"It's a quarter to six, Rumble... go back to bed..."
>"...but I'm not tired..."
>"I am..."
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>>14384688
Their horns aren't really that sharp.
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>>14384718
no

but i would lie to rarity about human fashions and walk around in a commissar outfit
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>>14384734
But what if it scooped your eye out
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I colored these.
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>>14384739
You'd grow a new eye.
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Tentapone!
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>>14384727
I'll give it a read. It might be enough to push me over the edge.
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would you do way instain Fluttershy?
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>>14384749
Cute.
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>>14384746

Noice.
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>>14384746
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>>14384738
I wonder if Rarity would adore the old SS uniforms on humans, despite not knowing the history of them.
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>>14384715
oh twilight
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>>14384738
>not a bathrobe and slippers with flannel PJs for fall
>not a toga for summer
>not staying inside for winter and spring (worst seasons)

ALL COMFY
ALL THE TIME
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what makes this pony so happy??
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>>14384746
wait a second i didnt realize that was a femanon, that means there is BOOBS in that sweater too!
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>>14384772
Discovering a fun new world of things to read and follow in a fictional universe.
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>>14384762
This is absolutely the best thing ever.
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>>14384767
>pants
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>>14384772
Apples!
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>>14384780
How can you tell?
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>>14384783
>start a book
>get really absorbed and into it enjoying every page
>new character named Trixie

This has actually happened to me.
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>>14384733

>"Hey Cloudchaser... you wanna play video games with me until cartoons come on?"
>"ghrrfff... whadtimeisiteven...?"
>"Uhm... your clock says 5:48."
>"Why are you awake at a quarter to, you doof? Go back to sleep..."
>"I already said I'm not tired! I wanna do something!"
>"If you weren't so little, I'd be using a lot stronger language than I am right now..."
>>
>Arrive in equestria
>Hair falls out
>Skin turns green
>Dick gains magical powers
>Suddenly ten times more attractive
>Tfw
>>
F# A Fm
I wanna stuff my dick in a unicorn
F# A Fm
strangle that bitch and suck on her horn
F# A Fm
I don't care if Celestia finds out
F# Fm
if she says shit I'll knock that bitch out
F#
and rape her
B
I'm gonna rape Celestia
G E F#
and make her write a letter to Twilight Sparkle about how I did it
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>>14384771
I imagine ponies work by "nudist resort" rules with bipeds: anything goes as long as you aren't visibly aroused (say, if you're a man with a raging erection). In such case you cover with a towel.

> ponies neither really notice or care about your junk
> Well, other than the most inquisitive
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>>14384798
the round head and girly shoulders and the girl way of wearing sweater that is too large going past the hands.
>>
>"I don't want to play anymore. Pretty please," she repeated, her voice high-pitched, nearly breaking.
>"With sugar?" she added in quiet desperation.
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>>14384822

Why did we even start playing this?

Sometimes I think Monopoly was designed not to be fun.
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>>14384810
>arrive in equestria
>turn into a dwarf shota
>start dating lyra
>get beat up by that guy from cromartie high every day
>never have lunch money
>tfw
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>>14384818
works for me
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>>14384727
That was very cute. It's just what I needed. Thank you.
>>
beb
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Reminder to migrate to >>14379938 instead of making a new thread when we hit image limit.
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>>14384854
~
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Let's kill this beb horse
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How many pones would a woodpone pone if a woodpone could pone pone?
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>>14384925
too much tearduct
the rest I find stylistically okay
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>>14384832
House rules monopoly isn't fun

Peoples parents teach them it and they always gloss over shit like automatic property auctions
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>>14384925
THATS NOT HOW THE TRICEPS ON A HORSE WORK AT ALL
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>>14384925
999lanky999me
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>>14384925
>mares with actual hooves install of marshmallow stubs
>ponies with gangly horse legs

i will never be okay with this
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>>14384956
Whats wrong anon, don't like horses?
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>>14384933
I was trying to figure out what was off in the image. You nailed it; tear ducts.
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Pony needs to understand that men have needs.
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>>14384963
>Animals I hate:
>chimpanzees
>jack russel terriers
>birds
>horses

yes
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SOME
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>>14384971
She could've just flown over because she's a pegasus, but no. She had to be a bitch and dump all that shit on them.
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>>14384984
-BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>14384984
CRY
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http://pastebin.com/nJcP0VWQ

Was this ever continued?
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>>14379938
>>14379938
>>14379938
>>14379938

Recycle!
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>>14384989
>She could've just flown over because she's a pegasus
And people say PYHD isnt a bad episode
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>>14384900
Kill this horse, killed this horse, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Together we can kill this horse, 1, 2, 3, 4.
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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I love you Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie I love you yes I do
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>>14384762
I LOVE ELSLOWMO


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