Even fast ponies need sleep!>>14375693
gotta >rape fast
No fuck you OP new thread
>>14379873> SanicBlue IS the worst color.
>9 images early
Fuck you OP
Hey, what's the difference between Sonic and Rainbow DashSonic wears shoes
>>14379905If she ever eats a chili dog ...
>>14379894>>14379900>>14379904Who cares all that matters is that I get to make the new thread.
This is the turning point. MLP fandom has turned into the sonic fandom. This is where I get off.
>>14379905Not so fast
>>14379934>blue rodent>orange mammalbut they're both mammals
>>14379917If she ever did, it would be a real gas!Cause it would probably give her some!
this thread is bad and you should feel bad
>horsefuckers getting uppity about sonicLike there's much difference
>>14379985>no markerYou have an interesting definition of 'actual'
>>14379985>4 minutes after this thread was created
>>14379967It's not like people even care about the OP.I was going to use this pic, but I thought against it.
>>14379988Why should Twilight wear pantyhose? Cause she's a real hoser!
>>14379924>implying it was any better
>>14380010None of these are realNone of the ponies are realNone if this is real
Take me ooooooon
IT'S OVER MLPG IN FLAMESSO CLOSE TO SEASON 4, BUT WORST HORSE RUINED EVERYTHING
>>14380043Take on meeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>14380043>"I'm gonna kick some ass with my own pipe wrench"
>>14380035Wow, Twilight and Rarity are such small ponies, they must be sharing a martini-weeny!
>tfw Steven Universe threads are just going to turn into MLPGYou people are a nightmare I can never awake from.t-thanks
>>14380033You are a faggot.
>>14380051Hey, give Twist a rest. She might be worst horse but she hasn't really done anything unspeakable.
>>14379984Sonic and Vinyl would be pretty bro with each other.
>>14380076but you guys said it wasn't gay if it's with ponies
>>14380065We could just talk about it hereAfter all, that show seems like a real gem!
more sex with Trixie
>>14380065SU a shit.
>>14380065Never. Popularfags will never touch SU becuase it not a show that generates attention for attentionwhores
>>14380128Then do it.
>>14380135This actually makes sense.
>>14380098Its ALWAYS gay with ponies Even doing it with a hetero opposite sex pony is gayPonies are gay made manifest
>>14379873How is Sonic sitting on that cloud? Only pegasi and witty unicorns can walk on clouds.
>you will never play with Pinkie and her box
>>14380079What if Twist moved to Manehattan and became one of Babs's friends?
WHICH THREAD ?!
>>14380201I don't play with her box until she rocks my cock.http://i.imgur.com/ehMF51r.gif
>>14380098>no pleated skirtyou disappoint me SBapply yourself
>>14380201I want to put my penis in Pinkie's box.
Are you guys really going to stay in /v/ bait General?
>>14380201The art sucks! I can do better
>>14380213that was by japanon
>>14380213>SBanon plsJapanon drew that and Saine colored it
>>14380218>caring about the OP>ever
>>14380213Japony drew that. How can you mistake his art over SB shitty art?
>>14380252>>14380240>>14380239I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking and will commit seppuku to retain my honor.Still my point stands
>>14380252>SB>shittythere's no need to be rude, anon
>>14380197Guy's got a fuck ton of magic energy thanks to rings and shit.
>>14379873>>14379898>>14379934>>14379945>>14380015>>14380022And especially >>14379984Something's very amiss here, you see.You need to get >>>/out/.And stay there!
OH GREAT AND POWERFUL LETHBESTOW UPON US THE MARKER TO LET THE HARMONY BEGIN.
>>14380218oh oh, I bet I can bait /v/ more!Visual novels arent video games! Steam has a good chance with their console! X game is fun!
>>14380269No anon your point is on it's knees sucking my cock
Nah, I'm not gonna masturbate tonight.
>>14380288hey idiot/vr/ is the board for video game franchises that no one gives a fuck aboutwe can't post ponies in /out/ even if they're outdoors
>>14380288get a load of this guy
cuddles with Derpy
>>14380288Go back to being kill, Eggman.>inb4 HURR HURR ITS ROBOTNIK
Reminder that Sonic is MLP related now.
>>14380313She's trying to harvest pinecones for gandalf to light on fire and keep the orcs at bay.
MLPG, all this Sanic talk has got me thinking.What if all the boards had a race, a literal go fast contest. Who would represent who?We'd have Rainbow Dash, /co/ has the Flash, /v/ Sonic, /tg/ those red biker orks, /vg/ would have a pathfinder from Tribes even though hes dead at the gateWhat else?
SAD FOR A HWHILE
>>14380321Derpy cuddles with her under your shirt.
>>14380346I feel like that wouldnt work
>>14380349Flash wins, it doesn't even matter who else is competing. Flash. We'd have to have a second place contest and just count flash out if we were to do that.
>S1: Friendship Reports from Twi>S2: Friendship Reports from all ponies>S3: Hur dur fix this spell>S4: ????
>>14380344But that's just a stallion that looks vaguely like sonic. And yes, I know about the artistMaybe he's just a fan, and he styled his hair like that
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>14380349flash would win easy tho
>>14380309B-boner, no! Down boy, down!
>>14380362Derpy cuddles with lots of kisses
>>14380368Then you think of something Frodo you useless shit
>>14380382>0Hard, and fast.
>>14380370>Left bookSo trixies the next alicorn?
>>14380382> zeroUNFThat satin is just begging to get stained.
>>14380369>>14380379I thought so too, but this race has one important ruleCheating is encouraged
>>14380370Fluttershy becomes an Alicorn.
>>14380400It's Starswirl the Bearded's book
>>14380370>Twilights book.>Starswirl book.OTP!WOULD PUT THEM ON A SHELF TOGETHER!
>>14380404Flash goes back in time to wait for the race to start at the finish line.
>>14380382>5It's hard to associate a human that cute with a pony that lewd.
>>14380404we could have Twilight Sparkle represent /mlp/, she could instantly teleport to the finish line and still lose to the flash
>>14380332>>14380320>>14380313Glad to see I have some company in this mess you call a Thread.You can leave now, I'll be clearing this thread shortly.
>>14380400>Trixie.Please.That is stars and a swirl.Trixies has a moon.
>>14380404Sanic goes super saiyan and teleports to the end
>>14380440>implying teleportation can beat the Flash>>14380435This nigga knows what's up
>>14380435>>14380440No, the rules state you must physically have your body go from point a to b. No telepoting This is a race on foot, followed by on air, the sea, then back to foot.
>>14380438So trixie's starswirl in disguise? Or Discord is and trixie is his puppet.
>>14380456>cheating is encouraged>but not allowed
>>14380458>>14380458Nah.It looks like a newer version of the book Twilight used to fuck up the elements.So, Starswirl is either the big bad and it's a redemption episode or some sorts, or he saves the day.
>>14380466You just cant get caught. And all contestest must be about goin fatsTwilight is not fast
>>14380370>lol Twilght this book is all messed up, fix it pls?also, Why were those assholes scoffing at Fluttershy? Who the fuck scoffs at free entertainment? Fluttershy didn't owe them shit, and being nice to a bunch of assholes isn't Pinkie's talent
>>14380463hey c'mon man I just ate
>>14380491But anon she's got wings now.
>>14380491okayTwilight Sparkle could stop time, reduce the referee to dust, encase the Flash in molten lead, teleport him in to the sun then teleport herself to the finish line and still lose to the Flash
>>14380507so did she
Due to tonight not working out for more than a handful of participants at best, Cute "Quest" is postponed until it's Friday time slot.Sorry.
>pone quest post poned
>>14380519No damn itThis is a contest of ones fast prowess, not time and space manipulation
>>14380525Talk about a quest having the day of Mondays!
>>14380540shut upyou're dust nowTwilight killed you because you were interfering with her plans to go fast
>>14380539>pone post postponedI hate the new timers too
One measly day!!
>>14380545you fucked it up
>>14380545CASE OF THE MONDAYS YOU FUCKING BEANER!
>Tara Strong>Lauren Faustthese two things in one place
>>14380525I could get really hammered and do a quick and dirty one forever if they want. Kind of a filler episode
SCRUBBLES SAVE US
>>14380452Applause, my measle-filled audience member. Applause for you.Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some cleaning up I have to do.
>>14380590I've seen what you write in the homo threadsdo Brynn's attempt at seducing Cobalt
>>14380590you always get really hammered, scrubbles. How's your liver?
>>14380590Yes do it!
>>14380603>Brynn>betraying TwilightdisgustingScrubbles, wright Cobalt and the swing's second date
>>14380590As if I could stop you even if I wanted to.Go for it!
>>14380603For the last time, that wasnt me!The only homo thread I go in is MLPG!>>14380606>>14380610>>14380617Ok fine. You are a pony.What type of pony be you?>earth>Peg>Uniron>Crystal
>>14380619The hype is slowly building up. Piece by piece.
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>14380619Know what...I wanna see that.Especially if Rock Raiders get some time.
>>14380644>>14380659>>14380666>>14380683You are a cysrtal pony! Hurray! Level up!But are you a colt or a fillie?
>>14380689Look at her. All naked in those apples.
MLPG, I have a dilemma.My dad gave me his old pistol, it looks like a Les Baer Ultimate Master, Compensated .45 ACPNow, my only question is...What pony do I paint it?Will the gun oil take the paint off?
>>14380702WE SHALL BE THE SHINIEST COLT IN ALL THE LAND
>>14380707get a custom grip with a cutie mark on it
>>14380680Why is pony still talking about the crappy fotm?
>>14380201>>14380201HNNGI don't care if it looks like a 6 year old drew it, I love comics that have ponies being cute
>>14380702SOMBRA'S FAVORITE LITTLE TRAPCOLT
>>14380719>>14380728>>14380731>>14380750You're a little scrapper, you is.But we're not done yet. Are you a blank flank or do you have your cutie mark? And if so, what is it?
>>14380771something flashy, like a golden leaf
>>14380771Our special talent is CRYSTAAAAAALS
>>14380771what >>14380787 said
>>14380771cutie markwe are the ping pong master
>>14380723Pff, who does that, nobody is going to see it.Anyways, I was thinking I could sand the metal down a little so the paint sticks better.
HAHA,MANY WORLD INTERPRETATIONI'M NOT WASTING MY LIFE
>>14380771Our cutie mark is a vague representation of the miracle of life.
>>14380619It looks way better than the teaser trailer.
>>14380729Pony was late to jump on the bandwagon
>>14380787>>14380795Dayum son, thats a nice leaf and shitWhat's it mean as your sepcial telent?
>>14380796>The MLPG office no longer allows table tennis in the break room.
>>14380820Still doesn't deserve this BGM.
>>14380836We're good with plantsAnd shit
>>14380831>filenameshe does it because luna is always pulling funny panrks that celestia finds entertaining
>>14380861and golddon't forget gold
>>14380836manipulation of plant life
Pony doesn't like your pants. Remove them at once.
>>14380877Gold a shit!
OH GOD WHERE DID IT GO
Bad punchline aside, would Pinkie make a good mayor?Is pinkie pie up for a political party?
>>14380861>>14380877>>14380878You have a real green thumb!You dont have a thumb, but are sure if you did, it would be green! And don't forget gold, cause its flashy!Speaking of colors, what do you look like?>>14380910Well, fuck it, you like this
>>14380924Yes we like that
>>14380897you should have gone with the confusion ending instead of the broken story one.
>>14380910>>>14380924Do we get to check our inventories yet?That's always my favorite part.
>>14380931wh-what anime is this?
>>14380938Man, the only ending that did not saisfy was escape podI mean, I know there's a sign that says that both narrator and stanley have to activate it but the lack of any input from the narrator makes it so weird.
>>14380956the hit children's cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTmSrH3U3wU
>>14380924It's a crisp, chill autum day in Ponyville. You're family just moved here from the Crystal Empire because your folks heard it was a nice area. Or something, you we'rent really paying attention.But now it's the first day of school. You're at the school house with your little pack and all of the other little ponies are hanging around by the playground, already in their own established little cliques and groups, half waiting for the morning bell. What do you do?
sex with Applejack
Well, at least this thread can't get any worse...Also struggling to render my drawings. Like, really, really struggling.
>>14380982Trot to a less active group and hope not to trip and smash my face open
>>14380931I bet ponies would like pockieIt's crunchy and the long stickiness of it makes it appealing to horse
>>14380982Che->>14381000THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!
>>14381006>>>/hsg/fuck you for making me laugh at that
>>14380995You are struggling far more than you think you are.
>>14380995>Can't get worse>Ross postsIt got worse.
>>14380995Thanks for the blog update
>>14381036That's the joke, ya goober.
beb showbeb generalbeb quest
>>14380888Nope. I'm not going to let pony steal my pants again.
>>14381000Inside you saddle bags you have everything you think you will need for the dayTest book, note book, pencils, folder, your little bag of seeds that you collect, a bagged lunch and>>14381006You're handy dandy sling shot! Never leave home without it!>>14381001You look for and approach the least active group of ponies you see, hoping that they will be easy for an ice breaker"Can't I get up now, Snips?""Not yet!""Now?""Not yet!""......now?""Yeah, now!"Snails lifts head from off the ground, where it was also upside down, and he stumbles around laughing, his eyes out of focuse."You were right, this is fun!"Oh no, he's stumbling right towards you! What do you do?
Best thing about S4?no babs
>>14380995I hear breaking your fingers improves your painting abilities immensely
>>14381107Stand your ground!
>>14381104But they're waaarm!
>>14381107KICK HIM IN THE TEETH
>>14381107(How do ponoes use slingshots anyway?)Action somersault to dodge!
>>14381107Act aloof and uncaring, bitches love aloof and uncaring. >Sup'
>tfw still no Rainbow Dash lewd fic
Mobster pony's getting sick of waiting for her bits, you better pay up anon
>>14381191She's a pony, what's she going to do? Make puppy dog eyes at me?
>>14381191How about a high five instead?
>>14381131You want warm, pinkie? I'll give you warm. C'mere
[worried laughter increases]
>>14381128>>14381138>>14381139>>14381148A thousand ideas rush through your head at once! You could easily take this chump out, but maybe it would be more flashy and cool if you just held your ground and have him wreck himself, or maybe you should get out of the way just to be sure, or maybe you should get out of the way in the flashiest, most impressive way possible, or mayOOFYou wre stuck trying to make a decision so long you kinda zoned out thinking about it instead of actually doing naything! You are now prone on the ground with Snails on top of you."Pfff ahaha! Sorry about that. Can't really see where I'm going."Snips rushes over and helps you both up."Hey, are you new? We ain't never seen you before?""Yeah, I am new.""What's your name?"
>>14381207That's not surprising, studios and show runners/comic editors love to get their fingers in shit to give the product "their voice." It's less about "oh my god luna don't cuss" and more about the guy in charge being happy with how it was written.
>>14381191can I pay back in computers?
>>14380867>>14380872>>14380908Relax, I just wanted to test the extent of deletion time (it seems to be a very small window; I can no longer delete it) and at least get a second thread queued.This thread has still been marked for archival purposes, please continue to use it.Sorry for any confusion.>>14381207Sounds like Katie has something silly in store for us.
>>14381207Why worried? That sounds like a good thing. That sounds more like hype material to me.I think.Fuck, now I'm worried too.
>>14377815>Snarky's Cougar Rarity fic with her pregnant was so damn unf.... Anyone know where this is?
>>14381221Don't associate with these losers, we want to be cool dammit not best friends with the bottom of the totem pole.
>>14381221Clear Sprinkle Bottom
>>14381244What's wrong with that pony's face?
>>14381207>Herapleb-tier goddess, lrn2Athena
>>14381207>Luna's gag is she hasn't had it in 1000 yearsCalling it NOW
>>14381250He had a pastebin with them, but I lost the link. Sorry.
>>14380995Rossu my birthday is coming up. I know our relationship can't mean much to you but I was wondering if you could do something, anything for it.
>>14381207Prepare yourself for references.
>>14381207$10 says that luna is gonna have some sort of memorabilia featuring big mac
>>14380433cute and lewdhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/4caa948b07dbfe01c02543da68efe4a7/tumblr_mvrbo9O9pi1s6q5p5o1_1280.png
>>14381203>>14381241Pony accepts these offers, for now>>14381201Do not tempt the fates, pony is not in the mood
>>14381207>Gag comic.>GAG COMIC.
>>14380995I would have sex with ross's big fat Sweetie Belle. I wish to be smothered under her soft, sweet fat. I am here among you all and you don't even know who I am, but there you have it.Keep it up, ross, that gives me a half-boner.
>pony will never slam a bread box up your butt!
>>14381306>Not a small shrine>Not calling it her precious>Not keeping fleetfoot and that actor pony tied up in the dungeonBut more to the point would you a yandere luna?
>>14381295I hate them, but it's a gag comic so I don't mind them there.
>>14380897Oh, and the marker is in >>14379938>>14381273Her mouth wandered off.>>14381321I'm pretty sure that means one of those tiny mini-comics Katie's done before.
>>14381320Does pony accept payment in hats?
>>14381207>"Would you like to see if the eagle can land?"
>>14381353>markerfor god's sake why?What's wrong with this thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnkIs he a brony?
>>14381353Did you need me to delete that thread?
Pony wants you to describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
>>14381356Pony doesn't play that shit game anymore1 and a half hours till Call of Doge
>>14381367It already got marker bro.
>>14381207>something about luna not having sexI think that's the only thing they would have worry on.
>>14381369What would make you think so?Why would that even be relevant?
>>14381397>'Nails...'>"Oh we know a lot about being nailed!">'Did she just read my mind?'>"Yes">"Why is it that thou are reciting a dictionary in thy mind?"
>>14381310Nudity and visible genitals alone don't light my fire.GOD that's cute
>>14381400I was just wondering because I like brony music
>>14381393Pony doesn't even think you speak English
>>14381259>>14381245You were about to reveal your embarressing given name, Sprinkle Bottom, to these two. But....this is a new town. A whole new chapter of your life. You could be anyone."My name...is Finger. Goldfinger.""Goldfinger? After that fall, you're about as golden as a banana peel!" Diamond Tiarra mocks at you from the top of the slide. A number of other ponies all laugh at her joke, pointing at you.Before you can make any kind of comeback and save face, the bell rings and Mrs. Cheerlie comes out, ushering you all inside for a day of learning."Aww, don't let her get you flustered." Snails says, putting a leg over your shoulder."Yeah, she picks on us all the time and we hardly notice anymore!" Snips adds, walking beside you."We can tell the three of us are going to be best friends."Great.The three of you are the last to get inside and end up having to take seats at the very front of the class. Lame. There's some snicking behind you when you sit, but its stops when you try to see who it was."And this must be our new student," Mrs. Cherilee says, coming over you you with a friendly smile. "Now why don't you stand in front of the class and tell us all about yourself, Mr. Sprinkle Bottom?"The snickering upgrades to laughter.
When is the Luna Comic scheduled to come out?
>>14381367Nothing. I was just doing a test with the hopes that at the very least, we'd have two threads to go without worrying about needing to move the marker. This one was marked and is being archived, go ahead and ride it out.>>14381374No, it's fine. Just move there when this one is done.>>14381464Next month. This month is Spike's micro.
>>14381469Pony dared you to say "What" againPony also called you a motherfucker
>>14381493Well that's just rude of pony, what is wrong with pony?!
>>14381460Play it cool, showing embarrassment in class is like an open wound in a shark tank. It'l only encourage things.
>>14381460Get up there and tell them how we are a calligraphy enthusiast, and a proud member of the equestrian record club.
Confession time:When I draw a pony and I draw her eyelashes I feel like I'm doing her makeup for her.
>>14381493What the hell pony don't cuss.
Would you guys sniff Pinkie's panties knowing she farted into them?
>>14381536>>14381505Pony says that she owns the cartel
>>14381530I've always wanted to spend a day dressing up a pony and brushing her maneIf she wanted to let me.
>Luna macro>Luna is sad about no romance>Whole comic is her going on dates and failing
>>14381555Tell pony that she's a cockaroach
>>143815582thumbnail4meThat sounds adorable
Hey, remember this?
>>14381558Didn't she almost mount Big Mac?
>>14381564Pony said that she's Asac Schrader
>>14381570I do now. I want to forget it again.
>>14381552ya, i have a pretty huge panty fetish. i even seriously offered rose $90 to jog for 30min in some panties and sell to me but she refuses.
>>14381558>>14381565The synopsis for the micro is that Celestia is going off for something and leaves Luna in charge for a day.
>>14381570Yes, Corwin needs to draw more.
>>14381596>weekend at bernie's ripWelp
>>14381558this would be the worst possible thing for me
>>14381570Ironic that he started learning to ACTUALLY draw after he stopped messing with ponies.
> This thread> Silly anons shipping Dashie with Sonic the Hedgehog.Oh Anons, I have so very bad news for you...
>>14381570Why does sweetie belle look like she's in the middle of a sever allergic reaction?
>>14381619>dashiebrony pls go
>>14381619I-is something wrong, Pinkie?
>>14381596THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT EPISODEFUCK HASBRO
>>14381620Because she's in the middle of a sever allergic reaction.
>>14381619Sonic is a male character and Deshie is a lesbian, silly Anons.
Rarity is not a slut.
>>14381619I don't even know that bitch.
>>14381518>>14381520Its all right, just play it cool. Don't show weakness. You are great and flashy and you can do this. With semi jelly legs you get up in front of everyone and do the one thing you can do to save face here.Lie your tail off."Uhh, hi everyone! I'm from the Crystal Empire originally. I"m also a calligraphy enthusiast and a proud member of the Equestrian record club."A lot of students look between each other. Moderatley impressed, if you don't say so yourself. But then Silver spoon raises her hood."Mrs. Cheerilee, isn't today show and tell?""Why yes, it is.""We'll seeing as our new student is already up there, maybe he should go first.""Good idea, Silver Spoon."Oh you two faced bitch."Well, do you have anything to show us?"
>>14381646You are mom is.
>>14381625http://mlpg.co/dashie>>14381646You are righthttp://mlpg.co/rarity
>>14381646Yes she is
>>14381636Why, in a lesbian scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "Lesbian for Spitfire" and 10 is "Can't stop thinking of fillyfollying" Dashie ranks as...
>>14381631theyll use the same basic premise but for leaving princess twilight sparkle in charge
>>14381634Don't mock me
So the first 2 episodes are basically flashbacks and or luna/celestia going crazy around the girls.The 3rd episode is exploring the old castle.I gotta say this is fucking AWESOME
>>14381655Shoot something with the slingshot!Knock the tiara off that smug pink bitch!
>>14381674FUCK YOU HASBRO
>>14381655Show em your bitchin' bag of seeds.
MLPG, I've been so busy lately.What's a way I can treat myself to pony when I'm done with all this busywork?
>>14381678I want to lick strawberry ice cream off Sweetie Belles adorable little loli horse vagina.
>>14381693Watch every single episode in order and finish it off with the premier
>>14381690>this makes me so angry I'm going to go upstairs and destroy a completely different television
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOL50CFx1A>MLPG learning how to shoot.
>>14381660there really needs to be a pank one that isn't a clock
>>14381655Ask for a volunteer, william tell time with your slingshot.
>>14381710I don't even want to bother with that since I know it's just some douche being a dick to his son not knowing things about guns.
>>14381704Well how the hell is he going to destroy a projector with a chair?Geez, anon. Use your brain.
>>14381703I've seen the episodes at least twice each already. I need a new supply of cutesy pony doses.C'mon doc.
>>14381700100% Sweetie Bell unapproved
>>14381710>implying MLPG doesn't operate hard
>>14381744I'm not your dock, kid
>>14381744Happy I Got Bored With the Show Day!
>>14381737>it's just some douche being a dick to his son not knowing things about guns.Nigger, we call that "Bonding"Perhaps if you didn't live in the basement you would know this.
>>14381744Read all the comicsread some fanfiction
>>14381681>>14381735"Heh, I got something to show alright. But I'll need a volunteer.""Oh this should be intersting. Let's see, how about...."PICK A PONE
>people doing fanart of amethyst>drawing her skinny>idiots on tumblr are raging hardha
>>14381754No....don't take me to Dr.Piccolo. I just need pony pony. Give me something cute I can read/watch/whatever.>>14381762Thanks Pinkie.>>14381765OH SHIT, the comics. Brilliant idea anon.
>>14381763There's that, then there's filming him fucking up and posting it on the internet.
>>14381750>operatein this context what does that even mean?
>>14381735>would YOU be kind enough to be my volunteer, Ms. Spoon?"
>>14381709>>14381745You guys don't know what sweetie belle likes...
>>14381785That's just called modern day bonding!>Can''t even push the clip into the gun.Little fuck gets what he deserved.
>>14381770the bitch with the spoon in her ass
>Everyone says horses stink.>Have yet to notice this.Am I broken? I find the smell a little sour but pleasant.
So you're in a place of great renown with your waifu when this guy comes up and slaps her assWhat do?
>>14381785>Kid goes full retard trying to load the weaponI could load an M1 Garand when i was like 10
Pony wants you to stick your finger in your belly button and then smell your finger
>>14381591>i even seriously offered rose $90 to jog for 30min in some panties and sell to me but she refuses.WowThat is wow
>>14381851If I do it will she stop being invisible?
>>14381837Slash his tires...I guess? Then get knocked out when he turns around
>>14381799You obviously don't know what you're talking about
>nanaki is working on 50k word story about his wolf character>as a dude, not even dickgirl>and the story is not even porn its like a nonporn fapficWHY
>>143816638. She's way into chicks but she's not exactly girl-crazy.
>>14381797you knowlike an operatorsomeone who operates opertationally
>>14381591Oh gee I wonder why.
>>14381866She is a lustful little filly. I would get naked and snuggle her in bed.
>>14381874>being a furryFound your problem bro
>>14381821>>14381780>>14381859"Ah, Silver Spoon. Since it was your idea, why not come up an help?"Reluctantly, Silver Sppon gets up beside you. You procure an apple from Mrs. Cheerlilee's desk and place it on SS's head, back up a ways and procure your sling shot and load in a heafty acorn from your seed backQUICK, PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 and 20!
>>14381856i know what a prude
>>14381874Someone tell his mother!
>>14381881i love real horses nonsexually so much, i wonder what this feeling is called.
>>14381874>still no Twilight/Trixie fapfic
>>14381874Gotta develop that deep and edgy backstory, otherwise he'll never be a real furfaggot.
>>14381881>not operating operationally
>>14381918Cavalophilia?Or something along those lines
>>14381851What if I put it in hers?
>>14381881>>14381935how do i into /k/
>>14381927What's stupid about wanting to do unspeakable things to this adorable little face?
>>14381946Step one: Become hasgunsStep two: use guns responsiblyStep three: lurk
>try not to poop yourselfbest new show of the year
Man, sweetie's voice is going to be so deep and uncute in season 4. It's going to be heartbreaking.
>>14381948It's creepy and Disgusting
>>14381962Garnet is best gem
>>14381968>It's creepy and Disgustingthat should be our motto and on the official mlpg banner
>>14381962>Jesse drew them as mares.Pff
>>14381966anon plsi don't need these feels
>>14381968If wanting to fuck little horses is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.
>>14381966It was bound to happen, anon. She's a growing girl.Every pedophile has to accept that one day their little girl is going to get too big to fuck
>>14381994Yes you are.
Are there any good filly fapfics?I know about hotsauce's stuff already.
>>14381946Trigger discipline, dont flag people, know the difference between a magazine and a clip.
>>14381946Buy a shotgunBuy a shotgun
>>14379924> Implying that MLP isnt sonic horse edition.> Implying each character does not have a sonic counter part.> Implying that Luna isn't shadow the fucking hedgehog even in back story. And like shadow the hedgehog Wins all the popularity contests with their angst. why you so blind man.
>>14381986ButThey're women, Anon
>>14381981ya it hits a ton of my fetishes>tall>strong black woman>oversized robot hands>huge ass
>>14381966She's growing up, Anon.The other are too.At some point they are going to get cutie marks, and move on.Sure they will be friends, best friends.But the club house will go forgotten, on the Apple property.>Years later, they come back, full grown mares, came back for nostalgia.>It's almost as weathered as the first day Applejack introduced them to it.>Yet it manages to hold the weight of three ponies, the few groans and complaints from the wood planks aside.
>>14382023>dont flag peoplewhat?
>>14382057They're all getting their cutie marks in S4.In S5 Babs will come to visit and she'll still be a blank flank.
>>14382023>dont flag peoplewhat does this mean
>>14382052Right...You are just fucking with me to try to get me to watch your homosexual cartoons.
>>14381895Awkwardly, but surely taking your slingshot at the ready, you line things up and let the big seed fly!Fly...right into Silver Sppon's eye. She immediatly goes down with a yell and holds her face, Mrs. Cheerliee coming to her side, too slow to stop you before she saw what you were doing."Mr. Sprinkle Bottom! That is enough! I want you to put that thing down and go sit in the corner right now!""But I-""NOW!"Her voice is like steel and thunder and you immediately do as she says as the rest of the class goes "Oooooooooooooooooh" as you trot to the corner. A doctor is called and comes over right away. He covers the side of Silver Spoon's face and eye with a bandage, but says she'll be ok and it can come off tomorrow."T-tomorrow?!" She cries. "But the school dance is tonight!"Diamond Tiara is at her side. They talk quietly, occasionally giving you the evil eye. Everyone else seems either fascinated or scared of you now. It's then recess. Everyone goes out to play, but you have to stay in the corner as Mrs. Cheerilee calls your parents. But there's a rapping at the window.Do you risk checking it out or stay where you are?
>>14382068Don't point your gun at people you don't intend to shoot, dingus
>>14381923Trixie and Twilight met up at a magic user's conventionTrixie's haterade was sipping pretty strongTwilight sort of grooved on bickering with herThree rounds of drag-out arguments adjourned to a side roomTheir hate broke out into physical violence, with Twilight prodding Trixie "back there" for dominanceFeeling her slick and squeal with rage was totally worth it
>>14382043Where's your proof?
>>14382073>>14382068Accidentally pointing a weapon at a person or persons you dont intend to shoot. Also called muzzle awareness
>>14382099Also known as "DON'T FUCKING MUZZLE SWEEP!"
>>14382043at least it will never be as bad as the darker sides of pokemon
>>14382081Teach them you don't fuck with sprinkle bottom.
>>14382081Check it out, you rebel you
>>14382106Also known as getting kicked in the chest for being an idioit
>>14382060> Comes from the moon>Locked away from a long period of time> comes back vengeful as shit> Gets convinced ( or in luna's case blasted because shadow can fuck everyone except for knuckes) to not be bad. > Comes back as an immensely powerful being with undefined powers problably more powerful than anyone on the show, yet does nothing to capitalize on this> Tries to make friends with people and become better people so they can mellow out and be less angry> Dark Color pallets> All their fanfiction is either someone trying to get them to fuck them, or AGNST.
>>14382082>>14382099>>>14382081looks like your advice came a little late for poor Sprinke Bottom, /k/Stay put, they're probably just making fun of us for our stupid name and our stupid slingshot
>>14382056I just like she was the strong silent type
>>14382130This, judging characters primarily on fetish potential is weird.Pearl is better anyways
>>14382137Man. If Applejack had a vagina that would be a very compromising position.
>>14382130i just like how much futa art she is getting.my like for a character goes up the more porn of them there is especially if its my fetish
>>14382149So it's a very compromising position.
>>14382109Pokemon history states that people used to marry pokemon. Maybe they endorse it. I mean they made gardivour look even more like someones waifu.>>14382092Just look around.
>>14382149>Not loving featureless crotchesI don't think you belong here.
>>14382128Guys, if we sulk, we'll turn into an extra-cute crystal pony. We can turn that to our advantage
>>14382161I would marry a pone.
>>14382161Who's Tails' equivalent? Or Eggman? Or Knuckles? Or Amy?
>>14382149>not slapping that ass
>>14382169I bet it would be a very happy relationship, anon.
>>14382161You aren't even in the same ballpark
>>14381962>just finished ep>everybody laughs endingDROPPED
>>14382202Wouldn't that get annoying after years of her kicking in her sleep?
>>14382209>That Gardevoir is actually a guy
>>14382110>>14382111Fudge the rules, you're Goldfinger!While Mrs. Cheerliee is busy, you go over to the window and open it up. It's Snips, standing on top of Snails so they can reach you."Oh wow! That was amazing, Goldfinger!" Snips says."Nu uh! That was really mean!" Snails retorts."Don't mind him. Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara are always picking on everyone. It's nice to have someone stand up to them!""No, its not nice!""Don't mind him." Snips leans in to whisper. "He tottaly has a crush on Silver Spoon, its so obvious!""I do not!" Snails says, trying to shack his buddy of his back, but unable."Speaking of which, do you have any plans on who you want to ask out to the dance tonight? A lot of the fillies still seem available."
>>14382224Being the rebel you are, you will ask a cut colt to go to the dance with you.
>>14382224Ask silver, tell her you're really sorry and want to make it up to her if you'll let her.
>>14382181> Sanic/Dashie>Tails/Twilight Sparkle>Amy/Pinkie>Rougabat/Rarara>Knuckles/zecora ( They come from a mystic people that for the most part people stay away from and their culture is based of african stuff)>Blaze/Celestia >Shadow/Luna>Eggman/discord>Choas/.... what the hell is that dark dude at the beginng of season 3>Fluttershy/CreamIf we wanna get even weirder>Sally/Candice>Bunnie/AppleJack>Scourge/Trixie
>>14380729>crappy fotm>posting with a Kill La Kill .gif
remember when the cmc were cool
>>14382267Yea but when scoots started smoking that crack everything fell apart.
>>14382086>Their hate broke out into physical violence, with Twilight prodding Trixie "back there" for dominance>Feeling her slick and squeal with rage was totally worth itThis unf should not exist
>>14382267The CMC were never cool, just cute.
>>14382267remember when everyone hated the CMC episodes
I want to see S4 now
>>14382294Well, you're just gonna have to wait like the rest of us, mister.
>>14382295fuck youjust, fuck you
>>14382294I'm not hype to the point that I can't wait, but I'm more hype for this season then I was the last one. Some of those episode concepts seem pretty good.
>>14382296Its the same gaggle of internet weirdo's who give too much of a shit about neon colored anthropomorphic animals.
http://www.minidonks.com/Donkey-Newborns-2013.htmlYOU CAN BUY BABY MINI DONKEYS TO KEEP IN YOUR HOUSE AS A PET LIKE A DOG
Pony saw the Hobbit movie and wants to dress up as a goblin for the next Halloween
>>14382334HE IS SO FUZZY
>>14382224Gotta know them firstInspect the possible candidates
>>14382251>Sally>equivalent to the marketing device that is CandyassYou're retarded.
>>14382334It's....it's not the same...
>>14382334WHY ARE THEY TAKING VIDEOS OF GELDING THEM
>>14382300not sethisto, he is better than us so he gets to see the premier 2 weeks in advance.
>>14382365> Mary Sue's that either fanbase only likes for sex, but hates their personality.No accurate
>>14382365Sally was kept alive because Sega thought she could be useful for marketing
>>14382324There are differences between people amongst the franchises but I give people a look when people say it's not the same type of person.
>>14382334whoa they have live nude mare webcams going on at farms around the worldhttp://www.marestare.com/cams.php
>>14382369we can fix it
confession timeAs horrible as it is, I like to imagine rustydooks as a bandito in a sombero when posts or draws
>>14382453how is that a confession
Am I the only one who still likes Rumblescoots?
>>14382457i like it
Rarity doesn't think you're trying hard enough.
>>14382384SatAM era Sally wasn't like that.>>14382397That, I didn't know.
>>14382414Why did I click on thisWhy does this exist in the first place
>>14382457i dont like it
>>14382457No of course not.
>>14382468Tell Rarara to go suck a duck. I'm doing the best I can.and when I say duck, I mean it
>>14382414what a fucken rip, the first cam i click clearly says it is a horse cam but it show a fucken sheep eating out of a feedbag
>>14382249Hmm, now that you think about it, Silver Spoon is rather kinda cute. Sure she's....a huge jerk and so is her friend. But then again you were trying really hard to impress everyone and got carried away. And you did her her. Maybe it wouldn;t be such a bad idea to try and make it up to her>>14382362But there's also the fact Snails has a thing for her, apprently. Maybe it might not be a bad idea to play the field. You run through your list of potential suitors based on what little you know of them.Diamond Tiara: Friend of Silver Spoon. Huge bitch.Twist: Kind of a dork. Does she like candy or something? She sound like she's got caramel on the roof of her mouth or something.Applebloom: She likes bows?Sweetie Belle: Seems kinda shy. Might be a good one to reach out to.Scootaloo: Something about her.....you don't know. She doesnt scare you, but you have some weird gut feeling.There might be more, but none really jump out at you as much as them."Mr. Sprinkle Bottom, you are time out!"The window slams shut and you sip back over to the corner. Mrs. Cheerilee says she called your parents and will be there to pick you up after class. She is very dissapointed in you. End of part one____________________Ol' Sprinkle Bottom done got himself in another jam with the law. But will he be able to play by his own rules and find a way to love tonight? Find out next time**there probably wont be a next time****I'll probably forget it
>>14382474End Game was supposed to end with her actually dead, but Sega said no so Archie had to pull shit out of its ass to make it happen.
>neighbors next door are singing happy birthday and having a great time celebrating>meanwhile I go over what a fuck up, depressed sack of shit I am in my roomI just want to be normal
>>14382495Huh.I suppose death would have been preferable to the shit that's come down the pike between then and now.
>>14382500>not going over to wish them a happy birthday as wellYou are selfish and that is why you are alone
>>14382500and i want to be talented but fuck you
>>14382500you dont want to be normal, you want to be happy.you will never be normal
>>14382490Fuck snails that guys given you nothing but shit since you got here. Plus he's got like, no chance.
>>14382468Rarity just always thinks nothing is good enough
>>14382516Pretty much.At least things can't go that bad in the new universe.
>>14382474No one remembers that sally. That sonic cartoon did not do to well for its time, but the comics did and still do. So that sally for all intents an purposes, is sally.
>>14382500You can be normalJust buy the xbone
>>14382553They can't sully my memories.
>>14382536It would be so cute (if she learns how to in this season) to see her flying with other Pegasi her age. Oh manLike what if she went to flight camp where Fluttershy was? With other Pegasi her age too?
>>14382556Microsoft employee pls go
>>14382549Give it time.Trust, sega's plans for sonic just blew up in their face. Now they are going to into, you can do whatever you want mode while we fix sonic.Ian will find a way, he can't be awesome all the time.Rougabat, shadow,Blaze love triangles. watch that shit.
>>14382583Scootaloo Flying alas that will only remain a dream of hers and many
>>14382601Can you type normally first?
>>14382583Hey YouUpdate the whos who
>>14382609I want to be that little filly
>>14382568They will, years down the line when the completely ruin this version of MLP.They are going to fuck all of it, twilght is gonna be in a love triangle Just some crazy shit
>>14382622Seriously.Remove the non contributors.
pony wants to party like in the 80s
>>14382642I don't have enough cocaine and there's only 1 dead hooker pony. It's not gonna happen.
>>14382642the 80s were lame
>>14382609But there's going to be episode about it specifically! Harshwhinneys even gonna be in town!
>>14382601Rouge has fuck all for a personality, Shadow can't care about romance and Blaze is in another dimension.The fuck are you talking about?
so thats why darf has been gone. he has been busy working on his new book and now he is officially a published author.
>>14382642Pony would have to kill me.
>>14382665Exactly. Fucking Exactly.Also Shadow can travel through dimentions at will. Add that to the list of Shadow is OP as shit power List, under insta-time stops.
>>14382664and the point of that episode is that scoots won't fly
>>14382665What?Rouge has a great, big, round pair of personalities right there on her chest!
>>14382679... He can only do that with a chaos emerald. And considering how hard they are to get in the comics, it's pretty fucking improbably he can do any of those powers at will.
>>14382680i hope she doesnt fly, that'd make the better episode
are you people seriously talking about SONIC?
>>14382710I hope she fake flys
>>14382716It's not like I have anything better to do.
>>14382716Greatest franchise of any generation.
>>14382719You mean falling with style?Also Speaking of fallinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PFi7Dyyapc
>>14382673>The first pony I ever killed was a six-year-old filly named Sweetie Belle. I was thirteen. We were in a quarry in Ponyville, Equestria, and I made Sweetie Belle hold my erection in her hoof and put the tip against her face. Amazed by sensation, I cried out, and the semen shot out like ropes and clung to her face. If I had kept my mouth shut she would have been all right, but my yelling frightened her and she begain to wail. I was still shooting and pumping --- some of it hit Sweetie's throat and slid down inside her collar. She screamed. I picked up a rock and hit Sweetie Belle as hard as I could on the side of her head. She fell right down. Then I hit her until something broke and her head felt soft. My cock was still hard, but there was nothing left inside me. I tossed aside the rock and watched myself so stiffHuh, it checks out
>>14382703He tends to carry a choas emerald all times.And shadows powers has become pretty libberal in game and in comic. At first he need a choas emerald to do anything, now he can teleport, stop time and shoot blasts all with out using choas emeralds. Along with the fact he is always operating far weaker than he actually is. I dunno soon they may have able to just open portals to other realities. He kind of just runs of the energy the choas emeralds emit at thsi point, rather than the emeralds themselves
>>14382758okay finebut straight to bed afterwards
>>14382719How does fake flying work?
>>14382770It's an illusion, she may get her cutie mark in being an illusionist.
>>14382770It's just falling with style
>>14382758Let's listen our favorite cassette tapes, and later we can watch a vhs
>>14382758I'll only party with flutters if dot admits that she is mine
>>14382790>vhsBetamax master race.
We will never see Scootaloo/Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash's parents in any important light.Dash's Dad doesn't count. Hell we don't even know if it was her Dad.
>>14382758Guh, fine.But nothing breaks the skin or goes up the nose. And if I get sued we're coming right back.
>>14382789But where's cootaloo supposed to get any stile?Shes better of learning to fly since theri both unpossible!
This is embarrassing >>14382752Yes, the guy is jacked up with Chaos energy, but that doesn't mean he can do Chaos Control at will. He still needs a Chaos Emerald for that, and he doesn't carry one always. The only time he did that was in SA2.
>>14382804>Rainbow HairIt doesn't take an genius to make that connection.
>>14382803Betamax is for betas, I'll bet you don't even have a walkman
>>14382804I want to hear more about Twily's Dad's office adventurers.
>>14382820Might have been a brother.That's just it. There's no real information about him.
>>14382831time for edgy
>>14382831why thisits not even amusing
>>14382820What if he was her brother?
>>14382821Not only do I have a walkman, My DMC-12 Has a compact disc player.
Grab your butt /mlp/.Pretend it's your favorite pony's butt.How do you feel now?
>>14382853>compact discLike that will ever take off
>>14382874Like I'm grabbing my butt
>>14382817 He actually has at least one on him in every game he is in afterwards. In comics not so much, however has access chaos control with out using chaos emeralds before, however the case maybe is that its far weaker than actually having the emerald. Which would make sense.However he has never gone through dimensions with out one, so maybe ripping wholes through space time does require a consistence power source.Also he can use the power of the master emerald as well as its been noted, so he has super access to the chaos force, because he can essentially run of the mega battery.While characters like sonic actually have to come in contact. My theory is that shadow is a 1 way tree his body just naturally absorbs all the chaos energy.
>>14382743Wow, it really does.
>>14382868I'm guessing this is suppossed to be arousing, but all I can do is laugh uncontrollably
>>14382825>"Dasheson, I need those TPS reports on my desk. Fast!">"Did you just say....fast?">"Oh no, I didn't mean-">A cyclone shoots through the office. Papers are scatered, paper clips are everywhere, a mug is stuck in a wall, several co workers are injured.>When the dust clears, the reports are stacked neatly on the bosses desk
I'll draw something awesome tomorrow.
Do you think you could take down a 100ft tall Dash in a snowspeeder using only your tow cable?
What episode do you always forget exists?
>>14382907I'd need a gunner
>>14382825>>14382894Guys guys guysWhat if Twily's Dad is, in a family full of princesses and princes and famous writers like Dad from Dexter's Lab?
>>14382911I forget.The bad one.
>>14382919But it's such a good episode
>>14382911I cant remember
>>14382924>not timmy turner's dad
>>14382924TWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRETTWILIGHT'S SECRET
Will pony be my lover?
Does anyone have the results or a link to that "best episodes" poll that was conducted a month or two ago? I might have an idea.
>>14382883Shadow's crazy chaos energy reserves and control comes from his alien blood (or some shit like that)I don't remember him ever using the ME though.The one time I remember him doing chaos control in the comics was against the metal sonic army, and I don't even know what it did there.Point is, Shadow is strong, but he can't jump dimensions at will so that "love triangle" bullshit you think might happen won't/
>>14382955They cant do that
>>14382955They don't exist anon.
>>14382924Someone should draw him as the muffin king
MLPG I am very sick and I have a very big day in the morning. I need a pony to pretend to cuddle to get through this
>>14382889>WERE YOU STARING AT HIS BUTT TOO?
Would you snuggle pone close to you
>>14382989Only Red Ribbon
>>14382985Here you go. Good luck!
>>14382976Okay what do I have to do
>>14383002BACK OFF SHES MINEGood choice though
PONY JUST DEVOURED PONYwhat do we do?
>>14382993>tfw trixie is ruined for everyone thanks to seth
I played with my new girlfriend's massive tits todayHow's your day been, MLPG?
>>14382989pone is just trying to get my walletI'm onto pone
>>14382962My initial point was that I am betting Ian will take it in a weird direction that makes no sense. That is why I brought up the love triangle stuff.Also Shadow has show to actually like people, Amy rose and Blaze to be specific. So its not completely out of the question. Anyways lets end this now.
>>14383021>liking fat red slutI wouldn't touch her with a 50 inch pole.
>>14382985Me too manwe can do it
>>14383040Good, less competition
>>14383029Sega has an iron grip on the comics, so I doubt they'll let things go too off the rails.And yes please. I was starting to feel weird out by this.
>Standford study finds marijuana usage could help autismNo wonder you guys like talking about smoking
>>14383025fucm dseth i like trix\ie
>>14382985Please snuggle this pony.She is very soft and warm and she likes you.
>>14382993OkTrixie is nice, in a full of herself kinda way. I bet she'd try to one up even durring gentle snuggling
>>14383025Speak for yourself,seth never really had an effect on me me when it came to her. Not to mention he doesn't really play up that whole tTrixie thing these days anyway
>>14382989Yes, too close. I would crush pone.
Would you peek under a pony's skirt?
>>14383071>tfw Aspergers>tfw consequently too beta to meet or make friends with anyone who sells marijuanaHooray for tragic irony!
>>14383079she looks it would really hurt if she rolled over on me
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>>14383079i snuggle that pony
>>14383071I'm not autistic, I have ADHD
>>14383027H-how massive?Is she thick?
>>14383105Nonsense, she's totally soft it'd be like a big warm pillow on you
>>14383105If you're concerned, she'll just lay next to you and wrap her marshmallowy hooves around your chest, nuzzling your shoulder and sighing happily.
>>14383141I hope she doesn't mind if I get an erectionIt's totally non sexual I just can't control it sometimes
>>14383102I think I'd have better things to do if I saw a pony wearing a skirt about to do THAT.Where is my Yume Nikki update Kiki-fucking-yama?
>>14383179I request a cute pony.
>>14383179Draw a Carrot Top on the beach looking at the moon please.
>oh god>oh my fucking god>that cupcake has rainbow sprinkles
Half of the S4 episodes will leak thanks to iTunesStreams won't be the same againEpisode days will be as boring as they used to be in S3
http://manisoke.tumblr.com/post/63070171403/a-friend-asked-me-if-i-had-any-pointers-on-drawingimportant art information right here
How do you store you ammo, MLPG?
>>14383277THE WEH IS OVERTAKING MEHELP ME ANON
>>14383313Do people really lack the self control to ABSTAIN?People disgust me.
>>14383313i am ok with that since the streams lost their magic long ago
>>14383313Streams are dead now with Moot's post timer.
>>14383324some people are not as obsessed as you and waiting for it to air live doesnt mean shit to them
>>14383318In my freezer.No home-invader will never think to look there!
>>14383313Only had 4 of them leak last season, but that one 3 week stretch of leaks in a row was annoying after the third time.
As a pony, which other pony would you most enjoy being in a relationship with?
>>14383313>that awful period when new episodes aired early saturday morning
>>14383354It's not even that I'm "obsessed" with ponies, I just get a better feeling when I wait for something.It feels unnatural watching new MLP episodes in front of a computer screen. I rather watch it on TV on my comfy couch wrapped in a blanket.
>>14383389those days i was a megabrony and would stay up all night for new epswhat the fuck was i thinking
>>14383318In ziplocks, and in tins.No oxygen getting into my powder.http://i.imgur.com/31rHLjp.jpg
>>14383389i-is she okay?
>>14383389Wonderbolt Academy leaking and then issue #2 leaking a few minutes later was fun.
>>14383321Remember, Pinkie; an apple a day keeps the doctor aWEH
>>14383408When an episode airs at 5 AM and you have to be there an hour early to make it into a 50-limit stream, staying up an extra four hours is fine.
oh god, why the fuck didn't i watch this parody thing sooneri'm losing my shit here
>>14383374penises are great
>>14383229What if Carrot WAS the beach?
>>14383506Well yeah but WHY?
i was on the fence before but this seals it
NO ONE SPOIL CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS I AM SO ANXIOUS TO SEE THE STORY SO DON'T SPOIL IT YOU GUYS
Goodnight pones. I swear I'll draw awesome things tomorrow.
>>14383500Carrot was the beach, I would go to the beach every day. Thank you anon. The night looks best when it's in the light.
>>14383523You raise a good point.
>>14383507>>14383518it's that rdp seriesfinally watched the first onethe scenes with the monkey mama made me lose my shit.is my little dashie as entertaining as this, or is it just exaggerating what happens in them?
>>14383529HOLY SHIT GHOSTS WITH GUNSDAMN YOU SCIENCEWHY COULDN'T YOU PONE
>>14383536Because it's hot
>>14383529Aeris kills Dumbledole after she becomes an alicorn.
>>14383521PlayStation is good people
>>14383552But I'm not into it, however I hope you enjoy your own likes and I am sure you are a decent person.
>>14383544My little dashie itself is pretty bad, with a lot of really creepy implicationsthe parody exadurates the nature of things for comedic effect
>>14383544Yeah, the series basically takes whatever its parodying and either runs with it, or starts on the same premise and just goes totally off the rails with it.The animation gets smoother the newer the video is, too. I have a soft spot for the music bits as well.Fuck, now I have to listen to Sinking Ships again.
>>14383568I fully respect your opinion and hope you have an enjoyable day
>>14383521doge a shit
>>14383562Video games needed more heroes
>>14383581should've known.but really, it was pretty funny.>>14383583the tubby waifu song is pretty damn catchy.
>>14383521I love Sony so much
>>14383521Did you seriously change your trip?
It's cold and snowing outside. Which pony should I cuddle to keep warm?
If I'm storytiming a comic that just released is it better to stitch together the two page spreads in them before posting, or just post the pages individually and then the stitch after the end?
>>14383534you're very welcome :)fashion is very grim
>>14383635stitched together is nice but i would rather have the pages as fast as possible
What are Shining Armor's nerd friends named? Gaffer, Poindexter, and who's the last one?
>>14383656Learn to fucking draw.
>>14383656I'll draw something for you now. What would you like to see?
How many of you have Aspergers
>>14383697Self-diagnosed or actual?
>>143836748-bit. Pretty sure it was hyphenated
>>14383697i am not sure what legitimate aspergers even is but i am pretty sure i have something
>>14383701Either.I just want to get a feel for what it's like so I can compare my own experiences with yours
>>14383669things to wake up to
>>14383714fuck off nbs.
>>14383685Can you draw Pinkity?
>>14383710most people here probably have something
>>14383721As soon as the cancer dies.
>>14383716A satisfied orangutan?
>>14383750I have a penis
OH MY GODMILF RARITYMILFFF RARITTTYYYhttp://pastebin.com/s14MGqx8SNARKY BASTARD, YOU LOVEABLE BASTARD
Which pony would get pregnant first? How would the others react?
>>14383814Rarity. No one would be surprised.
>>14383824Until they found out it was a Zebra
>>14383814DashThe runner ups all wonder how she's already in her 3rd month
>>14383834Really though? I mean, she is a pretty gigantic slut.
>>14383814Pip-chanThey wouldn't know what to make of it, but they'd be happy for us
>>14383738Sorry it sucks, I don't have my tablet available.But here's Pinkity.
What needs to be done to make Cadence less bland and more likable as a character?
>>14383850Thanks anon, every thread needs more Pinkity.
>>14383862Give her the dick
>>14383849are you sure
>>14383862She could use some distinguishable traits. Things she likes to do that are unique to her, quirks maybe. Faults are important.Just give her SOMETHING. As is, she's just a totally agreeable character. There's nothing to really dislike because there's nothing THERE.
>>14383862She needs an actual character and personality besides being 'a princess'
>>14383870>used goods>any yearNo thank you.
>>14383862She needs to be a character on a show that isn't made for little girls that want to be princesses
>>14383845She was the one that stated she "would never fuck one of those watermelon loving ziggers" everytime she saw one of them
>>14383890> crotch boobsEhhh, be careful, mate. I got a three-day ban for tamer on here.
>>14383890round crotchtits are dumbanything approaching spherical are even worse.
>>14383877>>14383883Agreed, right now there's nothing much to her other then being a perfect pink pony princess.What kind of flaws or quirks would you give her to make her stand out more?
>>14383890Crotchboobs is the worst thing to ever happen in the fandom
What is itwith poniesin flannel
>>14383912What the fuck is the other shape for crotchtits then?
>>14383915maybe she eats lots of peanuts
>>14383922That's not Fallout Equestria.
oh fuck something updated for once in /3dpd/
>>14383928>I have never seen crotchtits
>>14383951This is so amazingly shitAnd yet I still think it's great
>>14383915Normally I'd work from her cutie mark, but that seems to be that she's a princess of love, or whatever. That to me would imply a rather flirty, lighthearted pony who likes to meddle and maybe play matchmaker, but 'flirty' is out and the latter's not very solid. She needs a fault, but maybe more importantly she needs to have a more active role in episodes.That sounds stupid, even to me, but maybe if she werenmt so passive, she'd have some substance. Even though she's been the FOCUS of a couple of episodes, she's never been an actual force in them. As in, she's never had to do much more than react to what other characters are doing. Maybe then we could actually see what she's like.This is kinda why I don't like her, though, because she's had plenty of opportunities to be included as a significant force in episodes, but it's never happened (and probably will never happen) because I don't think the show writers know what to do with her, either.
>>14383951Okay, I'll admit that's kinda funny.It's because someone knows how to use the effects to mimic proper motion with only a picture
>>14383980It's edgy grimdark shit. Don't even get me started on Project Horizons.
>>14383986Kangaroos are so fit its fucking scary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHJ41ktt3QCan we re-write this song about MLP?
>>14383928Crotchtits are basically little less than raised bumpy bits with nipples. They're horse teats, not great galloping gazongas. What >>14383954 said.
>>14383980Is that another spinoff? How many are there?
>>14383980fuck off bronymancer.
>>14384003I can't think of any way I could possibly stop you.
>>14384008Enough that EqD used to (still does?) posts dedicated to chronicling spinnoff updates.Fanfiction of fanfiction.
>>14384003do it yourself, you fuckand also pick a better song and a less stupid subject
>>14384025They had their own little subdirectory page-thing last I was aware
>>14383991>imfuckingplying>>14384008>Is that another spinoff? How many are there?Alot but there are only 4 you should care aboutProject Horizons (up to ch, 34)Pink EyesMurky Number Sevenand Heroes
>>14383925flannel is soft, and ponies are soft. Ponies in flannel are very soft.You obviously like soft things.
>>14383995That horse is too sexy for her own good
>>14384047Wasn't Pacce writing one? What happened to that one
>>14384047My implications are spot on. Fallout Equestria and it's sub-stories take themselves way too seriously. That type of storyline doesn't belong with ponies.It's disgusting how popular it became.
OH MY GODIT'S BEST PRINCESS
>>14384054More like my dick takes to early 90's casualwear like Viagra
>>14384042So you just want her to stay bland and unlikable?
>>14384067That is indeed Best Princess.