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It's that kind of thread again

>>14371974
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beb
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whats the word on the street mlpg
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>>14375693
INVALID PHOTO

DENY

GLORY TO EQUESTRIA
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gaping

ponegina
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Oh boy, a new thread!
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>>14375693
>nohooves making thread again
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>>14375693
How can purplehorse be so cute?
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>>14375736
It says "stop baby what's that sound everyone knows you're coming round".
But I can't really read it well, it's chalk and it's raining.
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1

japonies in 1 hour 30 minuties
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Should I try to delete the old thread to free up the Marker?
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>>14375745
oh my word
I really like her dress.
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>>14375738
YOU FUNNY GUY
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>>14375577
>>14375596
Let us not tread on thin ice

>>14375751
Are you some kind of professional detective?
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why do you think there are no super rich people who are into mlp
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#ZQ[1-w5}
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>>14375768
>try to delete the thread
>he doesn't know
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>>14375773
I COME BACK LATER
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>>14375776
> 80 sex on the beach
Why
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>>14375805
It wasn't a drink.
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>>14375805
>2 wines from 1942
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sex with Spitfire
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>>14375741
Anyone know how to regex-filter key words from this fuckhead?
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>>14375776
>$80 for 11 small fiji water bottles
Holy overcharge batman!
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>>14375785
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChOifUJZMc
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>>14375811
I'd hope it's a drink, $16 for a lay just screams STI's.
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>>14375776
Because super rich people are either idiots or too busy to bother themselves with useless crap.
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Still can't delete the marker.
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>>14375766

Speaking of Japan, where can I get the Pokémon anime in Japanese with English subs?
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>>14375820
http://i.imgur.com/mdjgeN7.jpg
unf
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>>14375854
Hi Leth
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I want to touch pony's big overgrown wiener.
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>>14375854
>>14375856
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>>14375854
>>14375856

Holy shit both of you faggots are still here?
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>>14375770
So perfect.
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>>14375864
>no wonderbolts suit
no unf
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>>14375870

anonymous please contain your lewd
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>>14375811
>>14375846
IIRC it's just vodka and juice.
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>>14375881
but those abs
those toned muscles
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>>14375883
>not enjoying hot dogs
Pone makes the best, man.
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>>14375892
I said no unf
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>>14375892
>Toned
>With that flab
I hope she's bulking.
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>>14375912
what flab?
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>>14375880
did she bedazzle her tits?
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>want to fap after all that Flitter&CC talk in the last horse
>roommate is asleep
...dare I risk it...?
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

The japanese kids show is on

we might have accidentally not accounted for the times changing so we have about 30 minutes left at most
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>>14375950
Rub the frenulum. Much quieter. More intense.
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>>14375864
why do you think kevin draws the ears so puffy and curled up like that, almost as if they are infected.

where does he even get that style from?
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>>14375950
Sit on top of him and masturbate into his face. Post results.
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>>14375950
Use the shower, dingus.
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>>14375854
That's pretty mean.
Can't you just update her card?

I think that pony really likes her books.
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>>14375950
have sex with him.
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>>14375965
I don't have a frenulum...
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>>14375979
Cam
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>>14375892
ya that is definitely the best part of the picture. it feels like it is ruined with the pony head and weird ankle feet.

i would like to see this picture as a regular human version with wings
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>>14375950
Rub cocks together.
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>>14375961
She didn't solve the puzzle?
Poor Twi.
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>>14375979
>there are some people somewhere with a cut frenulum
Awful.
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>>14375988
head and hoof-feet things notwithstanding, I'd still rut her raw
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>>14375969
Doesn't she live in a damn library? She can get books from there!
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>>14375988
>regular human
>with wings
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Anon, what's outside of the universe?
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>>14376003
I wasn't really given much choice on the matter
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>>14376019
Spray cheese.
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>>14376006
Her library doesn't have all the books.
Not yet, anyway.
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>>14376019
Shouldn't you know that, nerd?
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>>14376019

You are one dumbass purple horse. Nothing can be outside of the universe or it wouldn't be a universe.
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>>14375968
Masturbating in the shower is uncomfortable as fuck. You can't stretch yourself out like you can on a bed.
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>>14376022
but circumcision doesn't even work that way, anon.
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>>14376019
Outside of the universe are other universes
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>>14375965
whats so great about the frenulum, isnt all the feeling and nerves in the head?
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>>14376031

Yes
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>>14376029
All she need is an internet archive of all books in existence.
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>>14376034
>there's nothing outside of the universe
And how do you prove that?
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>>14376046
>celestia cock tf
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WHO'S READY FOR STUPID YET CUTE
>fanfiction

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/143257/1/huggled/this-is-the-only-chapter
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

japonies may actually be on in about 20 minutes

the stram timer might not have been put a hour back due to the timezone change so be carefull not to miss japoines today
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>>14376055
I want to kiss sleepy pone on the cheek
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>>14375961
Who wants to be the first to complain about her being brown?
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>>14376078
you, apparently
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>>14376076
She's so cute.
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>>14376063
DEPENDS IF IT'S WELL WRITTEN
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>>14376063
What is even going on in that picture
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>>14376046
>Flitter will never suckle on your glans while your shaft is squished between her plump milk-laden breasts
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>>14376055
because by definition, if it exists it's part of the universe
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>>14376063
i want a feathery pegasus hug
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>>14376100
Neither of them know how to kiss
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>>14376107
but there must be something outside of it.
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>>14376087
she really is
I'd give her so many tired cuddles before bed
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>>14376099
It's very well written. And silly. And cute.
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>>14376046
A good portion, sure, but your frenulum has certain specific nerve endings that are a real goody bag to work with. Think of it as the difference between deep hard strokes of a clit versus edging it out.

Also consider number can mean almost jack shit for how your body interprets importance of a sensation. All told the rest of your body dwarfs the number of genital-specific nerve endings, but getting off is tied pretty strongly to manipulating your genitalia.
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pony is asking if you've considered suicide yet
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>>14376113
Their loss
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>>14376121
if it's outside the universe, then it doesn't exist
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>>14376128
I'll give it a try then, I'm trying to understand if the universe is really infinite.
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>>14376146
Does pony really want me in Equestria that bad?
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pones
getting
fucked
hard
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>>14376140
You're half-right. Your brain has a certain perception of how large or how important body parts are, and it doesn't always scale to how many nerve endings are in that area, or how large the area is in physical space. Half the people out there sort of forget their body exists below the neck until they stub their toe or someone gives them a handy.
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>>14376113
That can't be the reason
they know how to kiss perfectly
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>>14376156
You're too square,anon.
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>>14376170
That's not kissing, this is kissing
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>>14376146
Why take suicide when you can join the army and die a warrior's death?
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

a reminder that since the japanese kids show is on, season 2 japonies is coming right after

so it's now about 10 minutes untill the stram begins

get in here
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>>14376164
Like, they forgot to pay all their bills, and get kicked out of their house, then they get mugged shortly after and have to stay with a friend for a long time? That's pretty fucked.
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pony is going to evolve your braixen
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>>14376170
The way Dash's butt is wiggling is almost hypnotic.
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>>14376186

that is the pony mating dance
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>>14376186
>three-way kiss
O-oh gosh
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My god the universe is so fascinating.
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>>14376220
sweetie, no, you are too young for this
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>>14376227
> the way they bob dem heads
I shouldn't feel sexual for ponies
But by god
I DID THAT DAY
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It says here that your last post didn't contain enough pony.
You need to correct that, ASAP.
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They've given you a number, and taken away your name.
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>>14376255
She a qt.
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>>14376269
You a qt.
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>>14376255

if anything my posts contain too much pony, nemesis pone
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

just a warning: the japanese kids show appears rto be wrapping up, so it looksliek the stram timer might be a hour behind

be cautious
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>>14376227
Fluttershy has got no business looking that smug, she can barely even walk outside
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>>14376276
oh gosh
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>>14376267
You're just a number
In a human shell...
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>>14376255
I should probably get some sleep now anyways.
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>>14376290
Have you been living under a rock? She's been declared best pony of course she can be smug
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>>14376290
What a terrible pone
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>>14376286
The more pony you post the higher your pony rating becomes.
If you don't keep it up i'll have to degrade your pony rating from AAA to AA+
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>>14376315
>fluttershy
>best
Ya no m8
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What if MLP started off in the 40s and 50s?
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>>14376255
>ponies with pets
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>>14376324

what a horrid fate!
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>>14376335
Holy shit that's a smooth smoking cat.
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PONES
GETTING
FUCKED
HARD
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>>14376335
It could be glorious.
When does the next season start? I need to properly set up means to be alone that day.
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>>14376346
Welcome to Tom & Jerry
My entire childhood pre-10.
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

japaense kids show has ended

GET IN HERE

ITS JAPONE TIME
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>>14376364
19 days from now.

WE DID IT BOYS WE'VE WAITED AN YEAR
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>>14376319
terribly cute
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>>14376378
It better be worth it.
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>>14376269
She's Sadsack with green hair.
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>>14376378
>an year
A. A year. Fuck.
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>>14376378
And I did it with the best company a faggot could ask for.
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>>14376392

the hiatus melted part of his brain cut him some slack man
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>>14376383
She's /okay/
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>>14376391
Who the fuck is sadsack?
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>>14376335
>cartoons that arnt filled with memes and references and youth pop culture
>studios actually cared about a good story and paid writers well

what a glorious time
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>>14376342
Ponies do not sexual their pets.
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>>14376391
unf
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>>14376411
then what about applejack

she fucks her dog all the time
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

IT BEGINS

GET IN HERE
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>>14376411
all throughout history and in every part of the world, even in places where it is punishable by death

there have been people who fuck their pets. equestria would be no different.
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>>14376334
Luna guards must be paid tons for dealing with her all the time.
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Pony don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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Would you treat your favorite pony like a little scallywag younger-sister (or -brother)?
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>>14376409
He was an old OC that came and went a while ago.

With others like Sooty, and eventually Hobo Pone.
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>>14376452
>Zecora
I don't think that's possible
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>>14376452
>Anon let's fuck
>Aw look at her using words she doesn't understand
>No seriously anon I want to-
>Aren't you just a little scamp
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>>14376452
No, I want to fuck them.
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

PIYA PA PA PA

ITS CUTIE POX
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>>14376463
>implying she'd want to fuck a human
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>>14376452
I'd just mess with pone but wouldn't treat her like a younger sibling
that would be weird
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>>14376477
I heard you the first time. Spamming won't make me care any more, its just irritating.
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>>14376463
I don't know about you but I ain't never had a younger sister talked like that
sure wish I did though
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>>14376494
Thanks for telling us! :^)
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>>14376494
I'm only posting it so often because the timer really was off by a hour, so anybody who cares is now in the stram

sorry
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>>14376477

pone is not for moonsquiggle language
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>>14376490
Well sure, treating someone "LIKE" x doesn't mean following formula exactly. It might be wise to keep a weather eye on Dash's pranks, like you'd be wary of a 12-year-old bored kid with a lot of water balloons and free time.
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>>14376505
>all your younger sisters swear like truckers
>tell them they shouldn't swear
>get told to fuck off
Most people here have really strange fantasies about what having a little sister would be like. Would they ever be surprised how wrong they are.
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>>14376463
> You want to fuck?
> Uh, okay, WHO?
> Twilight. Who the Hell did you think? I thought this was les-bro beer bonding time.
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zebra butt
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>>14376593
The fattest and therefore best.
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>>14376441
i hear the dothraki lay with their horses
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>>14376593
Best butt
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Oh god japapperuburuumu is so precious
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pony blessed the rain down in africa
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>>14376537
>having a prank-off with Rainbow Dash
that would end up horribly bad
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>>14376575
I think you just had shit luck on the sibling lottery.
My little sisters are awesome.
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>>14376625
I'm sure it wouldn't get too out of control.
And it'd be fun!
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>>14376625
>haha, i just came inside you, now you're gonna have babies and can't fly
>joke's on you I'm infertile
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>>14376593
unf
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>>14376167
my legs are always, i don't usually forget they're there
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>>14376619
>tfw no qt 3.14 ponimouto to cuddle, pony with, etc.
life is suffering
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>>14376623
It's gonna take some time to do the things we never change, pony.
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>>14376661
best headcannon
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>>14376661
> Joke's on you, that MED-X we shared was a fertility drug.
> Joke's on you, twins run in my family.
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>>14376671
*always sore
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I just want to fuck pones and then fill them with cream
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>>14376575
>>14376650
My sisters didn't really start swearing until around college time.

They weren't always bundles of joy but they're pretty average siblings I think.
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>>14376661
>can now give her all the creampies I want without fear of pregnancy
christmas came early!
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>>14376673
>you'll never squeeze apple bloom's plump pony posterior in your fingers
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>>14376208
"ahm so drunk AHM TRIPPIN bawlz
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>>14376658
It would be difficult to tell what's the limit before any of us goes over the line
like okay water balloons and jumpscares are fine but I've seen some nasty pranks before and it can get out of hand so easily

>>14376661
>lewd pranks
o-oh gosh
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Pony brought you a sandwich.
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>>14376671
stop getting fucked so hard
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>>14376650
They are all the types of females that hate men for no reason at all. I feel really bad that I left my brother alone with them, but he basically lives at his friends house now.
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>>14376701
>christmas came early
unf
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>>14376706
She better not have shat in it.
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>>14376593
That sounds awesome. Seriously, say it out loud.
Zebra butt.
Zebra butt, zebra butt.
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>japanese didn't have apprbroomu speak a foreign language

aw
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>>14376736
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>>14376730
ZEEEEEbra butt
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Giant Pones sticking buses in their poneginas.

Unf.
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>>14376736
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>>14376736
Who is Fluttershy?
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>>14376712
no, i bike to work, and i spend all day on my feet
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>>14376736
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>>14376736
Who is celestia?
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>>14376742
SWEETIN ROYALTY BELLE
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>>14376736
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>>14376705
Set some boundaries. Like, nothing involving lightning. And a stopping point! Very important. She's competitive, but she knows there should be limits that do not involve her friends getting caught in a tornado.

And... rewards! Like an ice cream soda!

Yes.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.
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>the new foal titans
Comic #12 is good. Like good good.
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>>14376781
I would
You know I would
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>>14376792
>It would be good
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WHO IS RUCKY PONE
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>>14376742
"Oh ho! I speaketh like a lady princess!"
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>>14376807
So it's good because of the references, but not the story?
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A fucked pone is a good pone

a pone who is fucked by me
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>>14376826
Who cares about the story?
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>>14376826
No, I'm just saying that I like shining's nerd crew. I hate the new teen titans.
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>>14376819
spike
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SPIKU IS RUCKY PONY
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>>14376825
Don't know why, but she look so freaking cute like that.
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>>14376792
I think RD's competitive spirit would be the most intimidating part about having a prank-off with her. Plus the fact that she can hide anywhere in the sky and out of nowhere drop a bucket of water onto you.
I'd get her back though
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It's confirmed, spike is actually a pony
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SPIKU IS RUCKY PONY
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>>14375787
But Anon, you actually can delete your own threads on /mlp/.
For some reason moot made an exception for us (he probably just hats us)
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>>14376855
> gets to be a pony
> thinks it'll solve like ALL his problems
> no horn, so he needs to write with a mouth, no hands, no dragon breath
> who knew having fur could be so weird? You spill something sticky and you can FEEL it just catching your skin after it dries and UGH UGH UGH
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Pony just called you ded and hats us
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>>14376880
There's something weird about you today, Plenkl Peh
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>>14376848
It's the messy hair, the torn ribbon, the gleeful look on her face
like she just had her brains fucked out
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>>14376858
Have you actually tried deleting a thread on /mlp/ over 10 minutes old?

Or a post?
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>>14376882
tfw I'm ded and pony hats us
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unf
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>>14376890
If she enjoyed it, I'll be happy.
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>twily goes to a new universe
>she is more interested in finding a teenage alien boyfriend than the science of that world

thanks meghan
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>>14376909
Except that's what happened at all
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>>14376909
Ponies just find humans naturally attractive.
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>>14376923
Pinkie that's disgusting
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>>14376575
Are you from Australia?
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>>14376940
>you'll never pretend to sleep while pony fuck you as hard as she can
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>MLPG suddenly hates FlashLight

What happened?
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>>14376970
MULPUG ever loved FlashLight?
I never liked it.
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>>14376970
> suddenly
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>>14376970
>suddenly
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>>14376970
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>>14376948
Really?
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>>14376970
>suddenly
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>>14376948
ya but if i am in the middle of saving the earth and i have to travel to furry anthro dickgirl wolf universe with a time limit, sex is the last thing i will be thinking about.

oh wait...
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>>14375693
birthday
12 03 3069
expires
12 12 3074
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>>14376932
Not*
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>>14376989
Yep.
>>14376996
The same thing had happened to Sunset Shimmer; it's why it took her so long to get started with her plan.
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That girl that stood me up once and ancelled last minute another time was just skittish.
I told her that I liked her and we slept together (nothing below the belt) last night
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>>14377011
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>>14377017
lk pls
pls stram
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>>14377011
Blog Status: Updated
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>You are very likely an Aspie

WHELP, better get those wings and horn and get cracking in the library.
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>>14377021
Why would Celestia ask why she's the same color she's always been?
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>>14377011
She just felt bad for cancelling your date and even though she doesn't like you she decided to spend some time with you to make you feel better about yourself.
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>>14377023
>He thinks i'm lk
I think this is a compliment.
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>>14376970
>suddenly
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>>14377049
goddamn spike went through the portal again
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>>14377049
Did that guy sneeze fire and fall backward?
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>>14377037
NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD EVER NEED
my brother and mother are spergs, i don't want to get tested and i'm not sure if my sperg tendencies are just residual from spending time with them
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>>14377038
Isaac, I swear to god, one day...
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>>14377049
What kind of gif is that?
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>>14377037
it's not like you're suddenly a different person now that you're "diagnosed"
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>>14377082
>getting called Isaac
B-boop?
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>>14377080
Not fire, the condensation that comes when you breathe out in the cold got sunlight through it in a fun way.
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don't unf
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pony is popping their p's
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>>14376979
>>14376985
>>14376986
>>14376988
>>14376994
>>14377066
Could you be any more tasteless faggots?
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>>14377110
do we have to
i thought you wanted children
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>>14377110
How can you tell it's used? For all I know, she's just using it like bubble gum.
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>>14377114
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>>14377110
I find that pretty easy to do, given the awful material.
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>>14377110
arf
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>>14377114
bcs pls
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>>14377110
>>>/mlp/batponies
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>>14377110
I didn't
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>>14377114
dunno, could you bait any harder in the one place that movie is utterly reviled? you might nweed a strogner fishing rod
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>Braeburn just can't work up the courage to tell his family he's straight
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>>14377110
That picture would be way hotter without the condom
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>>14377110
Bat ponies live off other's fluids?
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Pony boops you in public.
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>>14377156
bat ponies live off other's mangoes
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>>14377037
i know that feel
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sex with little strongheart
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>>14377192
Adult size?
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I guess I missed nippone.

Darn winter time making me confused.
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File deleted.
>>14377174
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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IMAGINE

YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITHA MARSHMALLOW PONY IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
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>>14377139
There's a general for Twilight to, but you wont direct them there because you're a fucking hypocrite
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You guys don't have a fetish for used condoms?

you are not my niggas
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>>14377206
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>>14377206
>tfw Marker is an insatiable slat
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>>14377206
>tfw no more animations from Jailbait or Jalm
>tfw no era of animated art from MLPG
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Post last guilty fap.
Go.
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>>14377271
Animating is just really time intensive. Unless you plan to go anywhere with it instead of just goofing around it's not really worth it.
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>>14377273
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>>14377273
>guilty fap
the fuck, i remember having those when i was like 16.
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>>14377259
>slUt
Slat is a piece of wood.
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>>14377273
>MotherIess
>search
>public scat
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>>14377273
>guilty
Not sure, probably SmutAnons guardian stories.
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>>14377293
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>>14377273
Imagining myself sucking from Flitters lactating breasts.
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>>14377287
rose pls
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>>14377321
>being called Rose
I feel honored.
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https://soundcloud.com/big-belly-fat-pony/fat-pony-mp3
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why is Fluttershy so fat
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>>14377302
She just loves getting nailed
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>>14377351
10/10
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Why is rarity so bald?
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>>14377302
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Your favorite pony is a slav.
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>>14377367
man, what a whore.
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>>14377327
Oh, I take that back then.
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My favorite pony is a pinto
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>>14377340
Probably the stupidest thing to ever come out of those /mlp/ threads.
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>>14377383
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>>14377394
So she'll explode with a firm slap on the rump?
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>>14377372
Does this count as squatting?
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>>14377341
The pink one is a bad influence
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What breed of pony or horse grows a thicker coat during the winter?
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>>14377273
Are you sure you want to see that?
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>>14377369
I can definitely see Dash being like that.
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>>14377273
Fapped and felt slightly guilty afterwards...
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>>14377420
Gillou. Gillou is a breed of pony.
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>>14377432
being a tease and playing with the one she loves?
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>>14377429
yes
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>>14377273
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>>14377372
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>>14377273
r63 sweetie/ab frotting
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>>14377273
The thought of some celestial facesitting.
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>>14377429
Yes.
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>>14377369
>OF CORSE
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>>14377439
>human vagina
But that ruins all the fun!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjaWl_UbCc
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>>14377273
fluttershy sitting on my face
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>>14377457
oh, saine's one.
>>14377466
I'll be honest, horse vaginas look fucking hot.
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>>14377441
>tfw ded monster girls
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>>14376335
It'd be sexist/racist as fuck?
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>>14377471
I-No you slut
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>>14377445
Basically

But she does really love Fluttershy
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>>14377459
>>14377473

what is it with you guys and that?
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>>14377273
>guilty faps
you're in the wrong neighborhood
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>>14377273
oppai loli Sweetie
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>>14377485
Man, that'd be neat.
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>>14377461
>>14377446
Enjoy
http://furshota.tumblr.com/post/60536796019
The one one arrow right too
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>>14377493
Oh of course

depending on the kind of teasing, it can be used to show affection
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>>14377509
Can you share any details?
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>>14377494
>not liking facesitting
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>>14377494
I really, REALLY, the giving aspect of oral pleasure. Also big butts.
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>>14377524
I'm just trying to understand
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>>14377459
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>>14377525
*REALLY enjoy
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>>14377518
>RAINBOW DUSH
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>>14377530
giving somebody pleasure isn't a hard concept to understand
>>
>>14377537
wowza
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>>14377518
What kind of teasing would Dash do to Flutters?
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>>14377530
They feel inadequate -down below- and think that giving oral sex will compensate for or at least distract from that inadequacy.
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>>14377497
>not occasionally going outside your comfort zone
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>>14377549
Something like >>14377369
Teasing fluttershys about her love for her
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>>14377564
You can't when you have no limits
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>>14377273
http://7chan.org/elit/res/9392.html
>>
Applehips
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>>14377494
>>14377530

Look at This. also this is SFW and not lewd.
>>
sweaty ponies
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>>14377584
>bags of sand
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>>14377471
HOLY SHIT

Is Venom confirmed?
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>>14377466
I'm not sure that's a human vagina...

http://derpibooru.org/367599?scope=scpefc8897342f1c5d519b4d29186a553cd76b628a2d
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>>14377587
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>>14377584
human facesitting does nothing for me so far
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>you will never kiss pony's clitoris right as it winks
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>>14377521
It's a guilty fap. I don't know if I want to.
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>>14377595
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT EVERYTHING BETWEEN HER LEGS
IT'S SO GOOD
>>
Which pony said prunes gave her the runes?
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>>14377319
That's hardly a guilty fap.
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>>14377273
The thought of Rarity's sweaty butt being rubbed all over my face
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>>14377592
I don't think Venom has been confirmed so far.

The next two playable characters that they're gonna have playable at a loketest are Axl and I-no I believe.
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>>14377612
Well I'm curious.
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>>14377537
CELESTIA IS A FATASS
>>
Derpy is a ______________pony
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>>14377619
But doesn't the footage we just saw show I-no being playable?
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sex with pregnant pony
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>>14377518
>Fluttershy: Looks like someone needs a
>Rainbow Douche
>Dash sunglasses
>yay
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>>14377619
Venom was already confirmed a long time ago.
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>>14377636
she would be on overdrive
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>>14377581
>As I waited for the dog's thick cock to unknot from my ass and slowly came down from another orgasm, I opened my eyes...
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>>14377273
kevinsanos newest futa derpy
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>>14377612
Not him but I am also curious
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>>14377471
That 3d, but 2d animu-style and sprite animation look is fantastic
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>>14377643
I meant for loketests. Pretty sure most if not all from GGXX are gonna be in xrd.

>>14377632
I checked back on dustloop and seems Faust and Slayer are the newest announcements. I haven't been following too closely because of the general "no recording allowed" rule they have at loketests.
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>>14377587
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>>14377656
imgur it post it do something
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>>14377656
post it or post link at least pls
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>>14377664
They are not using sprites at all.
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Did Tex copy someone or did someone copy Tex? I saw this before and people just posted "bait" but never explained anything.
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>>14377688
they both copied each other

now fuck off
>>
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn your chips to trash!
You've got to set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash!
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>>14377685
He probably meant sprite like animation.
>>
>>14377685
That's what I mean. They're using 3d models, but it looks like they were animated like sprites
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>>14377614
you dont know what a horse vagina looks like do you
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>>14377652
downright insatiable
>>
>>14377685
I believe what he means is that they're animating the 3d models via "states" or "frames", creating the choppier looking animation from the 2d GGs.
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>>14377625
>>14377659
I can't. Every time I try to type it out, I feel bad about it.
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>>14377708
if i must be pinned against the wall again so be it
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>>14377656
is it weird if I actually prefer his vaginas to his futa dicks?
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>>14377719
Please.
Pastebin it if you have to.
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>>14377706
I know what a cartoon horse vagina looks like and I don't really need to know anything else because horses aren't for sexual.
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>>14377625
>tfw no Komoe Sweetie
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>>14377688
Find the original images and compare their dates.
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>>14377719
Man how do you think the guy who draws it feels
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>>14377734
>because horses aren't for sexual.

this guy
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>>14377655
It's great, right? It gets even better.
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>>14377725
the wall
the bed
the sofa
pretty much whatever happens to be nearby when the urge to fuck hits
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>>14377737
the fuck is komoe
>>
>>14377734
>I know what a cartoon horse vagina looks like

i am not convinced you even know what this looks like
>>
>>14377688
Give it a rest it's not traced, the only part that matches up are the legs and even those are much tinier. Even then when was the last time you heard a guy saying "Man I really just cannot get these fully clothed legs right."
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>>14377739
with her money? Sure.
>>
>>14377745
I don't know msob, how DO you feel?
>>
>>14377730
I really like the way he draws horsecocks so I'm surprised you like the vaginas more.

His ponies are a bit yoshi-esque though. I prefer his personhorses.

>Dat autlfellatio futaloo on her back
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>>14377730
ya
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>>14377732
I'm not going to write a fapfic about it.
>>14377745
GR? About drawing it or the idea of someone using it?
>>
>>14377688
Someone copied Tex, because it is well-known that the majority of fags in the bat threads vectors others' art and turns it into batponies.
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>>14377766
this looks like text.
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>>14377739
I don't even have the money to feed MYSELF.
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>>14377773
pony doesn't have any of your filthy earth money
now buy her a burrito
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>>14377739
She will know the glory that is the frito burrito
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>>14377680
>>14377682
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1236794#search=mlp
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>>14377753
http://eiken.wikia.com/wiki/Komoe_Harumachi
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>>14377751
while bathing
while reading
while cooking
during clean-up from the last time
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>>14377774
I feel fantastic and i never felt as good as how i do right now except for maybe when i think of how i felt that day when i felt the way that i do right now
>>
>>14377751
>>14377725
Snarky's Cougar Rarity fic with her pregnant was so damn unf.
Also, does anyone happen to have that short teen Rarity thing h did months back? It was 2 posts, but I never capped it.
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>>14377734
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>>14377808
>eiken
Haven't seen that name in ages.
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>>14377813
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
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>>14377809
vaginal
oral
anal
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>>14377802
I'm sorry lyra, but money is tight.
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>>14377802
Nice try Lyra, I'm not your burrito machine
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>>14377802
I will buy Lyra a burrito
but she has to eat it while in my lap.
And I get to hold her.
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Omega UNF
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>>14377784
Not a fapfic. Just, general details or something.
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Still messing around with Mischief
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>>14377845
butt
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>>14377813
well that's good.
so Braeburn Quest when?
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>>14377845
I'd WPSHH that
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>>14377785
>Someone copied Tex, because it is well-known that the majority of fags in the bat threads vectors others' art and turns it into batponies.

Likely also copied the pony from elsewhere.
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>>14377804
UNF
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>>14377802
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>>14377845
now draw bonbutt
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>>14377845
Any reason for mischief other than the infinite zoom/canvas?

cute loira
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>>14377836
Why do i find this arousing
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>>14377873
>Centaur lolicon
refer to your own picture
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>>14377828
http://mangafox.me/manga/eiken/
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>>14377688
They copied one another at the same time.
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>>14377836
mega unf indeed
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>>14377889
We don't have those anymore

I mean sure, we get our overtly busty main heroine from time to time, but we don't get stuff like Eiken or Grenadier or Divergence Eve anymore
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>>14377871
It's so much fun and easy to sketch with it
Haven't really tried painting with it but it seems kinda tedious

>>14377866
later
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>>14377804
The fact that it's Derpy makes it seem like she's so happy. Which is like 100 gigaunfs to me.
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Life is great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88
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>>14377836
Sweet GRIEF

Just as a reminder, many animals become sexually 'mature' by age three, meaning their human parts may reflect an earlier phase of development than their behavior would indicate
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>>14377884
Isn't it a shota?
You can see his little peen.
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>No one has ponified Lera
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>>14377911
O SHIT you're right
Even better
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>>14377907
>100 gigaunfs

How many nega-hitlers is that?
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>>14377903
It's a very dumb genre so it's no reason to why it's never popular. Doesn't stop it from being a guilty pleasure to me.
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>>14377804
is there a no-futa version?
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>>14377911
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>>14377836
It would be better without the human torsos.
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>>14377907
>porn is hotter when the characters in it are happy and enjoying it

mah nig, i am sick of all the torture and rape and chains in porn that is so popular in the mlp community for some reason.
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>>14377919
none because negahitler is not a real unit
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>>14377923
I wouldn't call it a ''genre'', honestly

Grenadier and Divergence Eve were radically different from each other, and DE had a legit plot actually

It's more of an aesthetical shoice
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>>14377842
Seriously? Okay fine, something like she was getting to that sexual awakening age and imprinted with a big brother fucking complex. All she wanted was to be a good girl and be used to make me happy.
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>>14377910
>Yes your honor i'm perfectly that he was just 3.
>He's a centaur. Centaurs are sexually matured by the age of 2
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>anon how come you don't play apples to apples with me anymore?
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>>14377965
Laugh as you may, that's something interspecies anything will have to address

It's a little odd dealing with species that may be 100% "adult" by four and able to reproduce at two or three, like dogs.
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>>14377968
Because last time the board caught on fire.

I still don't know how you managed that.
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>>14377273
i have unironically fapped to the cake babies way more times then i would have ever imagined.
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>>14377945
The hottest thing is when the woman smiles and enjoys him.
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>>14377968
I'd apple your apple.
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>>14377919
6 million hitlers...
1 gigaunf is about 1000 megaunfs, which are 1000 kilounfs so 1000x1000x1000 Unfs...
1'000000000 Unfs. 100 Million Unfs.

So, 1x10^(8) /6000000 unfs means 100/6 which is about 16.7 Nega Hitlers.

So, in short
100 G unf is about 17 Negahitlers.
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your favorite pony has had sex, and it wasn't with you
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>>14377836
>centaur

Not unf at all.
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>>14377965
But he looks just like a toddler from the waist up
and he just learned how to speak in sentences!
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>>14377990
Great. now i'm hard again.
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>>14378004
FUCK YOU
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>>14377945
>I am sick of all the torture and rape and chains
I'm not, yet.
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>>14377945
>>14377989
why do porn actresses ALWAYS cry in japanese porn.

its like some sort of unwritten law that they must look like rape or something
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>>14377965
Just because their body is mature doesn't mean they are mentally so.
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>>14377965
>She is holding a dildo.

Now you can't un-see it
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>>14377968
Because cards against humanity is funnier
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Cute "Quest" to continue tonight in 2ish hours, so long as my participants are able/willing/all that jazz.

If not, we can continue on Friday. Lemme know in the quest talk thread on /qt/ on the sub.

Have a nice night!
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>>14378028
oh shit i gotta catch up then
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>>14378028
SPOOK TIME SOON FELLOW STALKER!
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>>14378021
are you my prom date?
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>>14378000
ah damn but 100 Gigaunfs are 1000x1000x1000x100 which means 100 Billion unfs!
so 166.7 x10^2 NegaHitlers.
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>>14377911
fuck
do i save this under shota or under furry
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>>14377957
Hmm.
So like how most human Sweetie Belle ERP/greentexts go?
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>>14378040
Shut up Scootaloo
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>>14378052
Does anyone remember that Swweetie belle greentext where we took her out for a picnic? It finished before I could come back...
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>>14378028
Oh crap, I forgot!
I'll be about an hour late to this one, but I'll be there soon as I can.
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>>14378028
ON A MONDAY?
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>>14378028
shit
link to previous session where?
had to sleep
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>>14378040
Nobody wants to be your prom date, Scootaloo.
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>>14378052
I suppose? Except with hyper tits.
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>>14378028
Talk back thread:
http://mlpg.co/qt/res/251951.html

>>14378081
http://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.html
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>>14378073
Yeah.
We never took her to the picnic.
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Until Kevinsano I never wanted to jizz inside a retard
What sort of discoveries have YOU made, MLPG?
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress that gets pulled over by police pone because that ass too fat.
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>>14378083
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>you will never sexually pleasure Derpy so much that she can't see straight
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Dial B for BOOP
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>>14378095
I've once again discovered that people think this general is their personal blog.
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>>14378109
>you will never sexually pleasure Derpy so much that she CAN see straight
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>>14378092
>we never took her to the picnic
I know.
But he said he'd continue one day.
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>>14378095
That Megan is a great writer.
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>>14378095
I discovered that Nutella makes the Hot Cocoa of the Gods past and present
it's so goddamn good
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>>14378095
i thought derpy was just wall eyed, not retarded.
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>>14378120
> must be personal blog
I'm wondering what sort of things MLPG has revealed to the denizens of MLPG
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>>14378077
Last I asked my questers they said Monday was alright. If that's changed, I ask they say so in the talkback thread on the sub and we'll stay at one session a week as close to the weekend as possible.

>>14378091
Thanks! I should've linked that in the first one. Waking up at 4 doesn't really make the first posts the most logical. Thanks again!

>>14378076
I look forward to having you there!
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>>14378109
>Not fucking her so silly that during her intense climax for a brief moment she's looking deep into your eyes with both of hers
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>>14378098
Which makes me think: I haven't seen nobby around here in forever. Is he still alive? Does he hat us?
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>>14378109
>you will never pleasure her so much, her irises roll in opposite directions and she temporarily goes blind
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>>14378095
I diagnosed myself online with Aspergers

So it's okay for me to jizz inside a retard

I think
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>>14378096
that happened to my sister once. cop pulled over to flirt. she was mad as hell.

hot girls are probably sick of that shit
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>>14378141
U N F
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>>14378132
It's debated.

Calling her retarded seems a bit unfair for those with a lazy eye who aren't retarded.
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>>14378131
go away nutella viral marketer
that shit's nasty
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>>14378131
Wait are you actually serious here?
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in my headcanon derpy is not retarded. she also does not have permanently crossed eyes, she only does it as a joke every once in a while.
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>>14378123
We never did.
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>>14378162
She's just klutzy and wall-eyed deep in the layers of my onion.
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>>14378162
well, if we asume shes capable of normal speech then shes not really retarded i've met retards and they can't even form coherent words
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>>14378167
>tfw you will never get paid with nutella

>>14378170
100% serious
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>>14378180
First part I agree, second part I do not. Mine is her eyes derp when she is relaxed.
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>>14378162
She's an extremely silly pony
A friend of mine was 110% serious when he BELIEVED she was "a raging retard joke"
... Rainbow Dash is his favorite pony
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>>14377845
unf
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>>14378188
We... we could try it again.
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>>14378198
So you just put the nutella in the milk and that's it? Shit I've got to try that.
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>>14378131
>tfw fatally allergic to nutella
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>>14378189
>>14378193
I like my Derpy with a lazy eye (her right eye in The Last Round Up wasn't wrong) and as a result is clumsy. Flying with no depth perception is dangerous.
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What's the latest horsefucking news?
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>>14378222
Dew it bruh

>>14378225
I'm so sorry anon
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HEY DON'T IGNORE ME AND TELL MY WHY NOBBS DOESN'T COME AROUND HERE ANYMORE
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>>14378216
I'd be glad to do it
I just don't remember the first half.
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>>14378200
Like a lot of neurological things, my eye-droop has a lot to do with my mood
Even more with fatigue
I imagine strabismus is the same way
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What's the verdict mlpg?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ysWag1oTo
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>>14378234
somebody is going to say that you are a faget, or at least throw a minor insult on you.
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>>14378095
I came to terms with wanting to jizz inside Derpy a long time ago
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>>14378234
I got rainbow dash pregnant and we're having satyr babies soon.
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>>14378234
Horsefucking went up a few points. Boop went down.
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>>14378227
Yeah but she's pretty klutzy in general. I mean it's the voice and how she acts in general.
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>>14378247
We don't know
Fuck off.
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You think we'll ever see the kerchiefs again?
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>>14378225
Now you know a delicious way into Equestria!
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This was the first time I ever got a boner to pone in the show.
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>>14378262
I loved it to bits
Garnet is best gem

>>14378268
PLS
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>>14378202
Dash gets impatient with a silly pony. Especially when she wrecks the town hall with her ass twice.
She even yelled at her.

Dash is still Derpy's favorite pony anyway.
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>>14378188
sorry
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>>14378248
>tfw I still remember it
What was it, 6 months ago? One year? two months?
We called her and she said sure, we were deciding on what to bring; I remember potato salad and... that's it.
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PONE
PONE
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE
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>>14378285
But anon, pink isn't for sexual. Pink isn't even real.
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>>14378248
>>14378298
Someone's gotta go archive diving
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>getting sexually aroused from ponies

You guys seriously don't do this do you?
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>>14378275
WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING FOR HIM
MY ARTBANDO WHERE'S MY ARTBANDO
HE PROBABLY FELL SOMEWHERE BRING IT BACK TO ME
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Clumzy but cute and milf derpy is best derpy
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>>14378313
Isn't there a cap or something?
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>>14378312
>not real
According to quantum mechanics, that statement is false.
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>>14378285
huh
most people claim this dress instead as their first
Though I never got a bone from the show, just from the porn and my pinkie plushes
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>>14378314
Where do you think we are?
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>>14378274
That's true.

It's people's first impression about her though. My little sister did a "cross-eyed Derpy" pumpkin for Halloween. When she showed him Derpy he said "oh yeah, the retard pony"
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>>14378285
>not with the showgirl outfit from S1
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>>14378314
Only on occasion.

I have my reasons.
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>>14378328
quite
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>>14378262
>>14378286
It's fucking shit and you guys need to fucking kill yourselves for liking another tumblr shit show.
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>>14378340
>>14378349
The saloon dress was nice, but I'm totally into catsuits. And the way Pinkie just bounces everywhere happily in it? Unf.
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>>14378332
sadly, no.
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>>14378298
Yeah that was it.

i just remembered another unfinished greentext too. aking Silver Spoon to a dance.
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>>14378355
> tumblr autism asperger's Yamino casual regular show cartoon network dexter's lab 4 lyfe
This is what you actually sound like
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>>14378367
oh man I saw that one some days/weeks ago. I don't remember the dress but we were there, right? We picked her up,right?

one thing at a time.
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Bleugh.
Whats new?

>>14378267
I really like that pic
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>>14378385
>I AM A FUCKING RETARD AND I SUCK DICKS - u

time to fuck you're mom :^)
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>>14378355
>i don't like thing
anything else you said doesn't matter
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>>14378407
MLPG wants to jizz inside the mentally disabled
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>>14378408
> use 'tumblr' as a pejorative
> the rest doesn't follow at all!

Oooookay
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>>14378332
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>>14378407
Same shit, different day.
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>>14378355
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck
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>>14378411
>>14378421
What's the matter? Seems like the tumblrdrones are upset. HAHAHAHAHHA
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>>14378401
We were there. I know there's a pastebin of that one.

I'm up to do either one if I could get a refresher/
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>>14378401
yeah, we picked her up.
it stopped just as we were walking out the door.
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>>14378418
Only that specific one
And only as a horse
I'd even take non-futa
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>>14378227
shes funnier when she drops pianos on twilight
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>>14378262
It's terrible.
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>>14378442
> responding means you're upset
> pointing out using that buzzword is pretty shit must mean you're from [buzzword]
I'm not sure how long you've been here
But it doesn't seem very long
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>>14378443
here. take this.
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>>14378444
>>14378443
>all these stories stopping halfway through
How many stories have been forgotten?
How many times something just disappeared?
We have got to finish them. For the ponies. For anon.
For feels.
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>>14378447
Dropping pianos on Twilight isn't funny, it's dangerous.
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I really can't sexually Derpy in any way. She's too cute and innocent for that.
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Best human derpy

I want to hug her so much ;_;
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very superstitious

writings on the wall
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>>14378464
Just stop replying to him, he's obviously trying to rile people up
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>>14378472
Twilight deserves it. She's way too smug for her own good
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>>14378225
>nutella

Dulce de leche >>> nutella

>>14378472
on princess twilight
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>>14378470
these are just human garbage

they deserve to die off
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>>14378480
I want to receive a kiss on the cheek from her
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>>14378490
But isn't dropping pianos on her a bit excessive?
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>>14378483
TWILIGHT, I'll buy you a mini chalkboard, just stop writing your equations and shit all over the walls
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>>14378512
Oh man that'd be so adorable.
>captcha: towards ikissi
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>>14378525
Not in a cartoon!
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>>14378359
Catsuits are pretty great.
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Pony sees no reason why government treason should ever be forgot
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>>14378286
What, you're just going to abandon your family?
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Would you rather have a little colt or a little filly with your waifu?
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>>14378472
What if Twilight actually fell into a coma when Derpy dropped the piano on her and the rest of the episodes are just an overwhelmingly positive hallucination/dream that leads her to becoming a princess
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>>14378530
and maybe let her rest her head in my lap and take a nap
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>>14378545
That's not a catsuit. That's a sneaking suit.
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>>14378480
Indeed

But I prefer this one if I'm in the mood for some unfs.
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>>14378545
I shouldn't be held responsible for what my dick would do to that Pinkie.
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>>14378552
Both!
But I don't think I can have children with pony.
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>>14378552
A little colt to carry on my legacy
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Too offensive.
It must be destroyed.
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Why does the show have so many fetishes in the episodes

Magic Duel has waay to many for its own good
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>>14378550
What in the world is that
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>>14378560
and stroke her hair a bit?
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>>14378465
Thanks.

I like this one more.
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>>14378580
pinkie pie will hold you accountable for it shrinking into your skin
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>>14378580
>your dick in jail
lol
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>>14378573
Something about broken spines.
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>>14378598
You're a bad parent.
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>>14378598

horror

that is what it is
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>>14378599
of course
maybe even give her a kiss when she wakes up
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>>14378605
Oh she can make my boner go away alright, but it's going into her skin.

>>14378607
>Sexing Pinkie, begging penis to stop
>Penis won't stop, her and I are held hostage by its lust
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>>14378622
You're crazy, anon. I'm calling security.

>>14378623
I feel like those eyes are staring into my soul
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>>14378627
a-and play with her ears a bit
>>
Pony pities the fool,but also suggests ways in which he may better himself
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>>14378262
Didn't like it. Reminds me too much of AT.
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>>14378607
>thats actually a thing that can happen in equestria
>since it is already canon that body parts can magically be pulled off
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>>14378595
MLP hasn't got shit on totally spies.
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>>14378650
human ears aren't as fun to play with as pony ears
but maybe I'd rub her earlobe between my thumb and pointer-finger a bit
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>>14378627
>>14378650
>"Doing mail work can be really tiring!"
>"But I'm glad you're here with me, Makes it aaalll worth it!"
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Daily reminder mlpg worships popularfags
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>>14378262
the first ep was mediocre
it has potential though, i'll probably watch a few more, but so far AT is just better.
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>>14378649
Now look what you've done.
You are the worst and you are no longer allowed in Equestria and she will have to raise your child as a single mother.
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>>14378262
I like it. Reminds me of AT.
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>>14378650
>>14378560
>Pony does cute things while you're dating
>Once you're married the cute things stop
>She doesn't like being petted anymore
>She doesn't like the way you brush her mane
>She always has a headache at night
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What do you know. This steven universe is pretty good.
Amethist is best gem.
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>>14378595
ya there is no way it was all accidental. if i ever worked on a cartoon i would do everything i could to sneak it fetish material for my fetishbros
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>>14378710

no, pony will never stop doing cute things

never
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>>14378706
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>>14378706
Dash can always stay over at my place if anon is being mean to her
I have soda and snacks too
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>>14378552
A little colt because girls are annoying.
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>>14378697
thats how the world works you idiot, its like that everywhere and always will be.
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>>14378710
pony is incapable of not doing cute things.
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>>14378726
>somehow sneak hyper dick and inflation into an episode
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>>14378710
No
you're lying
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>>14378733
and you still have to pay child support
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>>14378545
"So how do I go to the bathroom in this thing?"
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Daily reminder that MLPG worships pancakefags.
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>>14378710
>marriage
I don't believe in marriage. I believe in living together though protip: if after 10 years she leaves you, you don't have to give her half of your income for the rest of your life
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>>14378710
>start seeing another pony behind their back to do cute things with
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>people fantasizing about being hotglueanon's toys

u-UNF
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http://mangneto.tumblr.com/image/66037636291


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa too much "style" crammed into one pic
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Pony discreetly pulls you aside and informs you that you're gonna gargle mayonnaise, unless you bust a massive monster mammoth jam

How do you respond
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>>14378771
That depends on what state you live in, common law marriages and such
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>>14378773
fuck off
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>>14378778
what?
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>>14378771
But I have no income.
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>>14378766
Except I don't because humans and pony can't have kids
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>>14378778
>"Swordfish."
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>>14378732
>>14378748
>>14378761

Pony is not your slave. Pony is her own pony. Stop trying to force pony to do what you want her to do.
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Daily reminder MLPG is a closed community
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>>14378773
no one at all was doing this in here, ever
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a human couple getting sexual with a pony
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>>14378778
i don't understand, pony
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>>14378696
I'm glad you're here with me too, Derpy
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>>14378799
That argument has never held up in court, especially since the genetics has already been tested, Dad.
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>>14378799
Look at it this way
There's clearly some half breed creatures going on in the MLP universe with that Minotaur and Gryphons. Plus you know magic.
I'm sure you can get Dash pregnant.
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>>14378807
Daily reminder to pay the large armed bouncer and feed the magic finger breaking ants.
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>>14378771
why would perfect world equestra have shitty american marriage laws?
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>>14378802
I want a divorce
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I hate to say this but rose looks like a man.
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>>14378799
These papers upon papers upon papers say otherwise

You'll also have to give her regular drawing lessons
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>>14378828
I like her anyways
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>>14378696
>"Tired,eh? How about a massage?"
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>>14378811
>2man1mare
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>>14378777
Is this from Cyborg 009?
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>>14378778
47
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>>14378778

challenge pony to a rock off

the pony code prevents her from declining the challenge
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>>14378822
>>14378817
>>14378832
THIS IS GETTING TOO SILLY
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>>14378802
That's it, pony is wearing the collar tonight

also apparently attaching an image to a post doesn't reset the timer back to 30s any longer
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>>14378838
Becuase she draws so well.
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>>14378811
>you will never have a cute femanon girlfriend
>you'll never go out together to find a pretty mare to invite over for a night of fun
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>>14378565
yeah probably.
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>>14378828
Most furry smut artists do.
See: Rose, Bcs, Rediv.

Some look good. See: That one that made moonstuck, crappyunicorn.
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>>14378811
i saw a homemade beast vid of a married couple who owned horses.

in the vid the wife was anal fisting the mini stallion while the guy was blowing the horsecock.

i was thinking, that is the perfect life i want
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>19 days

So close, yet so far
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>>14378768
You just let it happen.
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>>14378853
arrousingly silly?
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>>14378853
If you were just a loyal partner, you wouldn't be in this mess right now.

But hey, it's okay. Maybe Gilda can be your little pony tonight.
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>>14378778
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT
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>>14378866
>egophilliac
>furry smut artist
what?
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>>14378855
i am not a huge fan of her art but she is a nice person.

i would have sex with.
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>>14378768
for what purpose
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>>14378885
How does that even work

>>14378890
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>>14378898
Anyone who draws ponies are furries
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>>14378854

the legs on that one have always bugged me to no end
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>>14378881
Let's make a happy little bathroom break
Like this...
Don't worry if you don't get to the bathroom, we all have happy incidents sometimes.
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>>14378815
>"Hehehe!"
she gives you a small kiss on the cheek
>"Welp, this mail won't deliver itself you know! See you later!!"
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>>14378865
unf...
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>>14378853
and this is why you don't abandon your waifu

No matter what
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>>14378855
I don't like her because she can draw, thought that is a plus since it's a shared hobby. I just think she's adorably cute the way she presents herself I guess.

That and she loves to draw butts
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>>14378904
You are not a huge fan of anybody who is better than you mewball
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God damn it. I burned the cookies.
They were still so soft and super doughy I thought they weren't done.

Now they taste a little ashy.
Thank God for milk.

This is one of the many reasons I need a pony. She would have prevented me from putting them back in.
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>>14378909
Actions have consequences.
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>>14378898
You mean you don't know about ego's smut? Oh boy are you in for a treat...
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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
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>>14378933
So you like the shy powerless type huh?
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>>14378945
You shouldn't lie to the poor boy.
Especially since Ego's one of the hard-line no porn types.
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>>14378926
I'm not abandoning my waifu
y'all are being silly
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>>14378945
what

WHAT

how can someone who makes this make smut?
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>>14378866
>the average person in the my little pony fandom is not good looking and attractive

oh wow what a shocking statement, no one expected this
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>>14378950
>3
That pony shouldn't keep her lit cigarettes in her suitcase.
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>>14378958
>flutterfags
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>>14378945
It's rather terrible and very generic furry
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http://www.pointerpointer.com
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Anon! Are you looking at porn?
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>>14378961
oh thank goodness

I was worried
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>>14378966
Easily.
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>>14378545
>>14378865
>if i give this generic anime girl some pink puffy hair, it's mlp related!
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>>14378958
I don't know about that, but in a sense. Yes. Though I'm not a Flutterfag
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>>14378961
I think Ego's actually a really smutty artist,but doesn't post any of her porn pics.
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>>14378997
Welcome to humanizations!
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>>14378994
I'm just lying to make you feel better.
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>>14378961
What a prude. What is she christian?
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>Steven universe episode

Wow that was shit, how long till we get another show that is good as mlp is?
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>>14378985
Yes pinkie, like every night.
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>>14379015
How do you think poeple like ego get popular in the first place? The porn they draw or used to draw
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>>14379015
STOP IT

IS EDGOPHILLIAC A FURRY SMUT ARTIST OR NOT

THIS IS A BINARY STATE

MAKE UP YOUR MIND
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>>14378973
how come the ugliest fuckers are always the most vocal ones who go WAY out of their way to show everyone how much of a greasy brony they are?
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Man, where's the next steven universe episode? this was good.
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>>14379047
no
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>>14379047
yes
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>>14378973
here is another shocker

most bronies are also virgins! i know it will be tough to believe but it is true.
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>>14379027
>Pinkie: What are you doing tonight, Anon?
>The same I do every night, Pinkie; look at porn.
>Pinkie: Oh, I'll leave you to it then, Anon! Have fun!
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>>14378861
>anon fucking the mare while the mare eats out femanon
>femanon scissoring with the mare while anon throatfucks her
>anon and femanon wearing a strapon spitroasting the mare
>anon and femanon DPing the mare
>anon and femanon eating out the mare
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>>14379047
maybe
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>>14379042
Ego got popular through moonstuck

That and this infamous comic
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>>14379027
>Pinkie Pie says your favorite porn is extremely vanilla and boring.
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>>14378921
See ya.
<3
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>>14379047
i don't know
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>>14379075
>Tia

It's rubbish.
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>>14379075
>tia
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>>14379047
Alright, you want the truth? Yes she was. She drew some generic porn, changed name, deleted everything a la railgunner/crookedtrees and then started being egophiliac.
Since then she's been having a very strict( and hypocritical)"I'm against porn in MLP!" crusade.

happy?
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>>14379086
I agree. I don't want to fuck my aunt.
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>>14379086
>>14379095
ay dios mio
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>>14379086
>>14379095
What's the problem with Tia? It's a cute pet nickname. Kid siblings do that kind of thing.
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>>14379097
Okay

thank you

that's all I needed to know.
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I like when ponies make love.
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>>14379097
>porn in MLP

But what is Pinkie reading, then?
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>>14379047
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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>>14379047
Can you repeat the question
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>>14379119

I am pretty sure ponies like that too
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>>14379075
>gaining popularity by lying to get into a beginners art competition

Cheaters prosper
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>>14379110
>It's a cute pet nickname
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>>14379117
How can you believe him,anon? He could be spewing a lot of shit for all I know. I don't know of any porn made by her.
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>>14379097
Thanks for telling us rose
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https://derpibooru.org/464422
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>>14379135
pet name
not name for pet
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>>14379135
Yes. A pet name. That is what Tia is. It is also cute. I fail to see the problem, here.
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>>14379136
Do you really someone woul'd do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>14379126
They especially love it when they're making love to Rose and there's no trace of a basement dwelling FlyingSaucer in sight, not even in spirit.
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>>14379097
>happy/

I'm never happy...
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I notice popularfags avoiding SU and every other show. Proof the fandom is shit and a popularity contest
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