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My Little Pony General: Winter Soon Edition

Every winter, ponyville holds a snowball fight championship.
______ is the champion 3 years running!

Autumn horse: >>14365772
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>rape
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>>14368526
Time for pony to dress warm.
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>>14368526
Rarity
Twilight and Rarity are the champions for the team snowball fight and Snips is the children's championship champ
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>>14368526
Fluttershy

No one ever hears her coming
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>>14368554
>Rarity wearing that
>ever
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>>14368559
What would you picture her wearing anon?
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>>14368521
I'd probably sleep as much as Dash if I could sleep on clouds
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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree Twilight princess was a good way to progress the series?
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>>14368559
It's a gift from one of her friends. She might think it's a fashion calamity but the fact that it's from a friend is enough to make her wear it with joy.

She cares a lot about her friends. Enough to put her head and mane in a trashcan. A sweater is nothing compared to that.
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>>14368573
No.
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>>14368573
Nadda
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>>14368573
No.
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>>14368573
Eh...kinda on the fence about this but it doesn't bother me.
it's all about how the writers will use it.
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There's some cozy ponies in this thread.
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>>14368573

It can progress my dick
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>>14368597
Define cozy.
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>>14368605
cozy=comfy as fuck
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>You will never be a changeling broodmare
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LETH MARK IT!
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>>14368606
Like what, hot chocolate? blankets next to the fireplace?
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>>14368608
reality is so cruel
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>>14368608
Now why would I want that?
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>>14368624
Because you do.
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Robopone drawings I guess.
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>>14368362

Did your finish eating? What are you eating?
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>>14368634
ur mum
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>>14368616
yeh
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>>14368634
Your favorite pony
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>>14368634
Over here anon. I'm starting it up. >>14368633
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ded show ded general
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>>14368616
I just realized there's next to no art of just...relaxing next to a warm fire with a pone.
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>>14368676
If you say so.
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>>14368651
unf
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What if pony used your computer?
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>>14368633
>>14368674

You should probably use a word like streaming to get people's attention.

Why do you always stram when we're approaching ded time tan?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL7g8Otj28E

I laughed...
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>>14368700
Make her sit on a towel.
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http://pastebin.com/eQMJeDy7
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Tan Drawing
//derpy.me/Z8SvF
//derpy.me/Z8SvF
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>>14368613
He's a busy piece of hardware.
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>>14368682
Kind of what I'm getting at. I'd love it if there was more art, heck even short stories that take up a couple of posts of ponies being snug when it's cold outside.
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>>14368708
Shit man that was pretty adorable.
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>>14368714
>'hey anon do you mind if I use your computer for a minute?'
>"yeah sure-just one second"
>you neatly place a towel on the seat
>"there you go"
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>>14368723
>gay shit
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Think of an episode you liked the least. Got it? Good.

You are now in charge of rewriting it. What would you change, assuming that you can't change the moral?
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>>14368723
Here we go.
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>>14368744
Well for starters he wouldn't have killed Deb. He should have just driven off into the storm and killed himself.
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>>14368733
But especially more art.
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Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
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>>14368744
applejack isn't suddenly a retard and doesn't fuck up the reunion

it's just a slice of life episode about the apple family having fun together, it doesn't need conflict
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>>14368733
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>>14368573
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>14368731
But tan is a dick.
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so who should femanon hang out with next
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>>14368744
>ACW

Drop SA being Twilight's brother
Change Cadence into a unicorn (or pegasus like in the book), but keep her as Twilight's babysitter
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>>14368772
I was hoping things were going places with her and the 63 CMC
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>>14368772
DJ Pon3
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>>14368772

Shiny's group.

Chrysalis and her Changelings.

Iron Will.
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>>14368772
th-them again
with benefits
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>>14368772
tg how's the teeth mate?
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>>14368772
MORE CMC
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>>14368773
>Drop SA being Twilight's brother
Why?
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>>14368759
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>>14368772
Go to Fluttershy, or Zecora.
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>>14368774
>I was hoping things were going places with her and the 63 CMC
they might have

>>14368778
this sounds promising

>>14368780
Going in on the 7th for a filling that might end up having to be a root canal, which could wipe me out, but after that it's just fillings, and all the teeth that need pulling will finally be out save for one.
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Why is Apple such a fucking dick to everyone?
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>>14368772
how did anon even get this money?
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>>14368782
It wasn't properly set up, so it came out of nowhere and made zero sense.
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>>14368797
s-sorry
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>>14368759
>You'll never part with such handsome humanpony
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>>14368801
I love you AppleDan.
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>>14368793
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>>14368797
because he's really full of himself

he acts like he hates his art sometimes but he's bragged about being a pro artist
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>>14368801
Not you, dummy. I know you're joking.
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>>14368773
>not genderswapping them
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>>14368801
You're not the apple he's talking about
<3
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>>14368796
Good to hear. I don't remember seeing much from you on tumblr the past few days so I assumed you just up and died of mouth rot or something.
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>>14368801
I think he meant sunibee.
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>>14368808
>not cropping the shitty caption out
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>>14368813
NONYMUS YOU MAKE GIFS RIGHT?
I NEED A GIF OF THIS PART FROM >>14368759
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does anyone have a good reference for shiny's O&O crew
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>>14368811
>>14368817
>>14368813
Oh good, you had me worried
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>>14368810
>>14368797
Y'all are just jelly that he can art much better than any of you/
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>>14368796
Best of luck, mate. I wish you the best in that, for your own sake.

And I hope you explore the changelings, your takes on them are always amusing.
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>>14368825
I've just got this one
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>>14368833
I'm not jealous, but I know he's a good artist.

he's still a cock
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>>14368825

Here's Gaffer.
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>>14368824
What, the whole scene?
give me time codes

>>14368825
http://derpibooru.org/434208
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>>14368825
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>>14368836
So hot
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>>14368825
This page is a pretty clean shot of them.
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>>14368810
>pro artist
these words don't go together
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>>14368856
Ponies sure are assholes
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>>14368843
From 0:29 to 0:41 but if that's too long 0:39 to 0:41.
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>implying you wouldn't
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>>14368810
I don't think that's warrent to call someone a dick.
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>>14368872
>you will never fell pretty
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>>14368833
Railgunner was a better artist AND a better human being.

You know what Sunny CAN'T draw? Social skills.
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>>14368856
Pointdexter is best
and prettiest
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>>14368861
He makes money from his art

he draws comics

he is a professional artist
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here comes the faggots
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>>14368883
>apple
>making any money
kek
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>>14368872
Mr Cake confirmed gay
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>>14368877
>a better human being.
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>>14368873
That's because you don't THINK!
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>>14368872
Mayor Mare, do you need a bucket?

...Was her name Mayor Mare in high school?
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>>14368877

>a better human being

how so?

Also while I have little beef with CT, I do dislike how he popularized the grimdark pinkamena shit.
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>>14368744

>Magical Mystery Cure

Twilight messes up the spell again, making things worse, before she realizes how to fix things.

Twilight is offered the chance to become a princess/alicorn, but turns it down, telling Celestia that she's happy just being who she is for the ones she cares about.

Also take out the songs.
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>>14368883
Does that make buckley a pro artist too

>>14368873
He might actually have a dick
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>>14368893
He was. I talked to him on several occasions and he was personable and helpful.

I also talked to Sunny a couple times and he was an unhelpful arrogant dickhole. And everyone else told me the same when they tried to talk to him.

They're both weeaboos though.
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>>14368913
if he makes money from his art he's a professional artist
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>>14368913
>Does that make buckley a pro artist too
Yes.
A professional is someone who makes the given activity their paid profession.

Someone can be a "professional artist" and still have very little skill or ability, if they're paid a living wage for it.
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>>14368913
Yes, it does.

Pro artist isn't an opinionated term
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>>14368928
No it doesnt
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word
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>>14368938
You're fucking retarded
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>>14368938
i think you're the one who doesn't understand what the word professional means anon

that being said, sunny doesn't make any money off his art anyway, and apparently has no plans to
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>>14368883
>I made money from my art once

OH SNAP LOOKOUT Y'ALL IMMA PRO-FESH-NUL TOO!
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>>14368894
R..rude
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>>14368833
>>14368810
>>14368877
>>14368907

Apple's like 17. He's still a baby and he doesn't know shit about shit - a bit like Mewball.

If he wants to play the arrogant prince, let him. Eventually he might grow up a little and realize that even if you're good at something, treating everyone else like they're below you will come back to bite you in the ass.
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>you will never be in a quest with the main 6
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>>14368938
I have a pretty firm grasp on it, would you like to explain why he isn't?
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>>14368921
you really want that princess/alicornhood to be able to be turned down don't you

but all the mane six will become one
even applejack
even rarity
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>>14368949
Hold your ironic shitposting, you dumb shit.

>wage

Do you know what a wage is, you cocksucker?
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>>14368959

Not that guy you're arguing with but that definition you posted is already somewhat apart from what you said earlier.

According to it being a proffesional artist isn't about whether you've made some money off your art, it's whether you can live off of it.
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>>14368958
That's cool. I'd rather just...observe.
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Someone jiggle leth's mouse. He need to mark this shit.
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God, you are retarded.

Professional artist is the artist who makes money from his art on professional basis as if having profession "artist".

Examples: PHN, Andy Price, Ben Lo (bioshock concept art)

The fact that you draw comics (veggie 555 and toxic-mario draw comics too) or do freelance commissions does not make you professional artist.
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>>14368870
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>>14368985

>juggle leth's mouse

l-lewd
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>>14368954
He's like 19 or 20 now and hasn't changed at all since he's been under his Apple/Sunibee moniker.
Even his art is nearly the same, although it's pretty good.
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>>14368990
phn what are you doing here
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Pony wants to tell you smoething but pony is afraid you'll kick pony out.
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>>14368991
I made one too
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>>14368979
>According to it being a proffesional artist isn't about whether you've made some money off your art
That's the only thing it's about.
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>>14368991
pffff
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>>14368985
would you jiggle a pone's mouse
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>>14368959
Profession by what standard?
Just because they make fucking commissions doesnt mean that they are 'professional'
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>>14368990
Apple said he draws comics for a living.
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>>14368991
>>14369002
I love you guys. Thanks
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>>14369002

>it cuts out before book close
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>>14369001
I'm all ears. If it's particularly bad news, it might be a rough night, but I won't kick pony out.
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>>14369013
Where? Pretty sure that's not true at all.
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>>14369013
He said many things. Like "leaving MLPG forever", twice. Does not mean it is true.
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>>14369016
Well it was either make it loop better or get the book closing
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>>14368910

Another thought I just had -

The book wasn't Starswirl's at all - the spell is actually an illusion created as a test for Twilight.

>>14368963

I'm assuming that was aimed at me.

Is it so hard to believe that someone might not actually want to elevate themselves? That they might not feel the need to? That they might be content with their life as it is?

If they don't want "greatness," it shouldn't be forced on them.
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>>14369012
>Profession by what standard?
Making a living wage off of them.

>>14368990
Being freelance VS receiving a corporate paycheck has no bearing on whether or not it's your profession.
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>>14369013
>unpublished comics are professional
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>>14369018
Well pony...pony likes Equestria Girls
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>>14368894
Schwarzwald, pls.
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>>14369005

Are you incapable of reading?

The definition you posted said livelihood.
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>>14369020
I'm not going to dive through the archive to find the time he said he did when someone criticized him

you can if you want
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>>14369032
I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE PONY

I NEVER HAD A PONY! OUT! GET OUT!
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>>14369032
Mmm. I don't care for it, but I bet pony doesn't really care for the old MST3K episodes I put on. Whatever. I'm making hot cocoa before I settle in for the night.
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>>14369029
Who said unpublished?

Apple's really, really good at art, man.
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>>14369028
>Being freelance VS receiving a corporate paycheck

That wasn't the dichotomy at all.

It was living off your art (whether it's freelance or proprietary does not matter) vs. selling some art in your spare time (while in Apple's case probably living at home where mom and dad pay the bills).
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>>14369005
No you dolt, if your main source of income and the money you use to pay for your food, rent, et cetera largely comes from drawing, you're professional, if not, then you're just making money off your hobby, that's all there is. If you live with your mother and she pays for everything and you pay for nothing but make $50 a month off commissions, that doesn't count.
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I LIKE SILVER SPOON

SHE MIGHT BE A BULLY BUT I THINK HER GLASSES AND BRAIDS ARE CUTE

IF I COULD I WOULD PET HER HEAD AND PLAY WITH HER LITTLE HOOVES

PONIES MAKE ME HAPPY AND I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM MORE THAN I LIKE TALKING ABOUT SHITTY PEOPLE WHO DO MEAN AND DICKISH THINGS

SILVER SPOON IS A CUTIE
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>>14369044
Publishing by a comic book company.
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>>14369028
>Being freelance VS receiving a corporate paycheck has no bearing on whether or not it's your profession.
Yes it is.
It is the whole definition of "profession". A professional artist can occasionally do freelance work but only consistent artistic work counts as a profession. For example, if you are super well-know artist you can sign one-time contracts with different studios and do job for them and it could count as a freelance work but it is still you profession.

otherwise, following your logic - everyone on deviantart is a professional artist.
really.
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If I could change one thing about the show this would be it
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>>14369045
So he makes a living wage but it doesn't count because he's "probably living with his parents"?
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>>14369048
I LIKE DIAMOND TIARA
I HOPE SHE BECOMES A MORE REASONABLE PONY IN THE FUTURE AND STOPS DOING SUCH MEAN THINGS ALL THE TIME
I THINK SHE'S VERY CUTE AND I BET SHE'S GOING TO BE SUPER PRETTY WHEN SHE GROWS UP
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>>14369049
Yes, that's what published means.

Who said unpublished?
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>>14369061
Make the Rarity tea one
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>>14369061
I thought I had the perfect walking animation loop but then I noticed that they are slowly moving away from the background
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>>14369055
>It's not your professional unless someone is cutting you a corporate paycheck
You are the dumbest person in this entire argument.
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>>14369026
it is a responsibility they earn from fate
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>>14369060
>So he makes a living wage

Where the hell has this been established?
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>>14369061
this is the precise moment when my brain decided the video was good
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>>14369061
That video is the best thing ever.
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>>14369061
Rainbow bent over backwards too easily there.
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>>14369077

Fuck fate. Make your own path.
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>mfw it's Ross arguing about being professional
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>>14369080
but that was practically the last scene
tell your brain to stop being so slow
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>>14369076
Are you truly that retarded and analdevasteted so didn't even read the post fully?

>oh no, they destroyed my entitled opinion, I'm hurt!
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So
LMJ is a professional artist too?
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>>14369080
See, everything with Dash is great. Even supremely manly Dash.
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>>14369090
It took a long time because up until then the video was of questionable goodness

raise your standards
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>>14369094
I'm going to go with "he lives with his parents so it doesn't count" in this case
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>>14369044
>>14369063
So, where it is? Who is the publisher? ISBN?
c'mon, don't be shy
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You guys are all goddamn idiots
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>>14369058
Pony drugs are best drugs
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>>14369104
For me it was the walk they were doing and then Pinkie jumping through the window
I'll show you standards...
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>>14369108
y-you too
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>>14369062

I HOPE SO TOO

IF SHE KEEPS UP THE WAY SHE'S GOING SHE'LL PROBABLY END UP BEING REALLY BITTER AND UNHAPPY LATER IN LIFE

I'M GLAD THEY DECIDED NOT TO MAKE FILTHY RICH A DICK AND HE TRIES HIS BEST TO KEEP HIS DAUGHTER ON THE RIGHT PATH
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>>14369108
HEY
I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK
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>>14369107
Do I look like Apple to you?

Don't be coy.
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>>14369106
But he makes money off of it. So by the threads standard he is.
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>>14369094
According to this guy:
>>14369028
everyone who can draw for money - are. Even Ross.
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>>14369108
You're on a my little pony board for adults and you're just now realizing this?
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>>14369108
I-I'm not an idiot...
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>>14369037
He's posted on his tumblr about how no one should wish they were like him since he was doing nothing with his life (although he deletes all his asks after the fact so I can't find it, sorry)

My conclusion is basically Apple is a really skilled artist with absolutely no direction or intent to pursue it as a career.

That or he's fronting with basically everything
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>>14369117
I THINK IT'S KIND OF SAD THAT HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR HER AND HER MOTHER HARSHWHINNY ISN'T AROUND
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>>14369126
yes you are
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>>14369123
No. But no matter how many times I say it you guys still don't care.
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>>14369119
So in other word you have nothing to back your words but just some post Apple once left which can't be found and also needs to be proven it was apple and it wasn't a bullshit.

Solid argument.
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>>14369130
Yeah well you're a cunt.
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Honestly if your definition of professional is so lenient and inclusive that literally anyone who sells any art ever is a professional then being a professional by that standard is a fucking non-accomplishment.
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>>14369138
w-what's wrong, Rara sama?
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>>14369130
AT LEAST I'M NOT A DROPOUT LIKE YOU
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>>14369130
O-okay Dash... w-whatever you say.
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>>14369132
I try hard not to be an idiot.

When I'm wrong, I admit it and try to learn.
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>>14369141
>at least I'm not a stupid cunt
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>>14369149
What an idiot.
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>>14369143
Your face
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>>14369150
Just a slow cunt.
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>>14369142
it's not anyone who sells any art ever, it's someone who makes a living wage selling their art
there's a difference between these two things

also yes, being a professional artist is mildly impressive but it doesn't make them the end-all-be-all of human existence
it's just like any other profession, some people are better at it than others
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>>14369152
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GOD DAMN IT MLPG
YOU'RE MAKING THE FILLIES CRY
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>>14369163
THOSE FILLIES CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
WHERE ARE THE COOL FILLIES AT
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Femanon joins Shining Armor and his friends for some tabletop roleplaying!
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>>14369108
I'll fuckin wreck you cunt
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>>14369163
WELL THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE SET FIRE TO ALL MY CLOTHES
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>>14369163
I'LL SHOW EM SOMETHING THAT WILL AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF US SMILE
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you have just been sold into slavery to the Diamond Dogs. they're holding their slave market today. who do you hope to be bought by, and how do you intend to entice this prospective owner?
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Which pony is the most underrated?
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>>14369163
I warned them that Dream Theater had emotions. I fuckin' warned them.
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>>14369158>>14369158
>it's not anyone who sells any art ever, it's someone who makes a living wage selling their art
>there's a difference between these two things


In that the former describes Sunny and the latter does not.
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>>14369168
oh come on, not one of them is taking an initiative?
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>>14369168
WOW
That's really half-assed.
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>>14369168
It seems they're not good around girls.
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>>14369168
female anon wouldn't be that questioning about D&D

shenanigans
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>>14369142
>If I dont like you, you arent a professional artist
>who's a professional artist depends solely on my opinion of you as a person
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>>14369183
Okay then
He's not a professional artist but he's made some money off his skill

good for him

what was the point of this stupid argument anyway
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>>14369168
>r63 group not female
You done screwed up.
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>>14369191
Quit implying things.
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>>14369176
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>>14369168
She must be wondering where they put the dice.
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>>14369168
Create character sheet.
Roleplay like a boss.
Kiss Poindexter.
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>>14369190
>female anon wouldn't be that questioning about D&D
she's more questioning why they're all being so weird

>>14369186
>oh come on, not one of them is taking an initiative?
they would but they'd have to roll for it!
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>>14369191
I don't like Rob Liefeld but he's a professional.

LMJ is not.
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>>14369173
YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT
THEY HAVE ALIBIS AND EVERYTHING

>>14369175
DON'T YOU DARE
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>>14369202
EVA pls go.
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>>14369176
A handsome stallion
body massage
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>>14369202
They really wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>14369205
>they would but they'd have to roll for it!
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>>14369205
Femanon should play a naked character

and get into character
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>>14369203

>HEROES DON'T GO HOME

do we have Starship Troopers 2 using Changelings and ponies?
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>>14369175
IS IT YOUR PENIS?!
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S YOUR PENIS! OH GOD I WANT PENIS SUPER BAD!
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>>14369209
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ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵉᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ
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>>14369212
I second this.
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>>14369224
maybe
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>>14369230

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>14369221
>Femanon should play a naked character
>and get into character
well originally I was going to have them pull some contrived sex setup thing like "anything that happens to your character happens to you"
but then I figured they're probably too beta to do anything like that so they'd just spend the whole session being weird and nervous
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>>14369176
I uh
That's a hard one
I guess Fluttershy, I wouldn't mind being owned by her
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>>14369230
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>14369230
pls
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>>14369230
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>>14369249
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>14369246
I think you've captured the essence of a tabletop session, then.

I still kind of wish there had been some kind of scene in the comic with Cadance and the group, but ah well.
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>>14369255
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>>14369168
>>14369263

I still think Gaffer's design is ugly.
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>>14369277
unf
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>>14369246
have femanon say it, then!

she's a self-insertion anyways
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Let's use our inside voices for awhile
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>>14369255
aaaaaahh
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>>14369284
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>>14369275
Contrary to that. I think it's neat.
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>>14369287
SO BE IT, INFURIATING LAGOMORPH!
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>>14369295
rara butt unf
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>>14369293
I don't know why Twilight would disagree like that. She's scholarly and has been shown to view celestial objects in a scientific manner.
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>>14369286
>have femanon say it, then!
whoa
why would femanon say it
do you think she's some kind of a slut
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>>14369316
Not yet.
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>>14369312
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Fluttershy has learned a new word!
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>>14369316
what no
she's just
experimenting
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>>14369313
But magic exists in Equestria and the Sunbutt and Moonbutt actually move the sun and the moon
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>>14369326
rude
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Trying to get back into drawing.
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DID YOU KNOW

HOW MANY PONES GOT FUCKED

IN THIS MOMENT

AND ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WAIFU
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>>14369330
Or do they? Perhaps they just rotate the planet?

Not that that's any small feat itself.
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>>14369334
Interesting monkeysuit, rei
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>>14369316
Well maybe if she wore some damn pants...
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>>14369336
Yeah, the jews are getting too jewish, someone should seriously do something about it.
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>>14369316
No, she's enjoying their awkwardness

and she's really good at D&D so she doesn't lose her clothes
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>>14369337
I think they can do both, myself.
But Luna did drag the moon closer in the comic.
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>>14369326
Good job Fluttershy, now show it off to everybody
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>>14369326
don't say that, fluttershy

it's a sensitive and hate-charged word
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>>14369334
Where do characters get bodysuits that fit their curves perfectly?
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>>14369358
Fantasy World Bodysuit Outlet
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>>14369358
Skanks Incorporated
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>>14369351
>comics
>canon
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>>14369358
tailors exist in the future too, anon
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>>14369334
why is her face so flat?
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>>14369370
Because I suck at art.
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>>14369374
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>>14369371
I want to get cozy with pone.
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>>14369371
I love twilight
for super-reals
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>pantyanon contributing to hotglue

HAHAHAHA
unf
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>>14369385
She's a good pone .
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Sweetie asked you if you want to go to the park with her
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>>14369326
so edgy
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>>14369334
Go back to not drawing ever.
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>>14369409
Sure. What does she have planned?
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Why is corruption so hot?
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Pony eyes you from across the room
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>>14369332
>>14369357
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>>14369409
it's twelve thirty at night
she needs to go back to bed
she has school tomorrow
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>>14369394
MLPG should have their own tabloid, what with how eager people seem to be to gossip like a bunch of housewives.
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>>14369382
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>>14369417
What does pony want from me?
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>>14369420
who's gossiping?
http://mlpg.co/3dpd/res/932.html
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>>14369418
Too late, you're getting your mouth washed out with soap
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>>14369409
Why does Sweetie want to go to the park after midnight?

We'll go tomorrow, alright?
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>>14369418
Too late.
We already signed you up for pony XCOM.
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>>14369424
She wants the D
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>>14369414
Well since Applebloom is visting Babs in Manehatten and Scootaloo is sick she doesn't have anyone to go crusading with.

So she wondered if you wanted to help her try to get her duck feeding cutie mark
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>>14369418
woops
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>>14369418
Too late, you're getting your mouth washed out with my dick
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>>14369382
>Pinkie will never do this with you.
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>>14369416
I don't know.
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>>14369432
OVERWATCH

OVERWATCH
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>>14369434
Oh that sounds pleasant.

I can bring some bread to crumble up.
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>>14369425
gossip doesn't have to be false
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>>14369417
I eye pony back
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>>14369434
More like dick feeding amirite
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>>14369449
IT'S TOO LATE
SHE'S BEING OUTFLANKED
SHE'S STILL A PRIVATE ANON HOW COULD YOU
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>>14369433
>you will never have enough D to satisfy pone
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>tfw stallion will never make you cry with pain as he enters you
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>>14369454
You can't earn a cutie mark in getting cock vored, Sweetie
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>>14369446
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>>14369460
But I don't want to feel pain.
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>>14369468
don't worry, you'll get used to it pretty quick
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>>14369458
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>>14369468
Use more lube
relax
train up to his size
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>>14369476
That's what they all say, but they always lie.
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>>14369449
You spend a hour feeding some ducks but unfortunately Sweetie slips and falls in the water.

You help her get out and then carry her to the boutique since it was closer than her house. There Rarity takes her to dry her up and invites you for a cup of coffee as thanks.

You spend the rest of the evening with Rarity and Sweetie before going home.

Good end.
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>>14369480
This is Red Ribbon we're talking about.

A gallon's not nearly enough
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>>14369480
>PVE
>Not C6 PVP
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>>14369489
aww yiss

Maybe we can all hang out some other time and have a pleasant conversation and some snacks
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>>14369485
Well if we're using lube ok. I thought he was going in dry.
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>>14369498
Rarity says that she's busy with orders all week but next Thursday she'd be glad to go at a cafe for a drink and some small talk with you and Sweetie
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>>14369504
oh christ no
you never go in dry
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>>14369426
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>>14369512
Natural lube is best lube
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>>14369517
don't worry it's cinnamon scented
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>>14369512
That's not what the stallion wants.
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>>14369526
one of the many reasons that consent is the sexiest thing ever.
>>
Stipulations placed before you to get all the things you really need.
Mr. Big may make things hard but you have got to plant your seeds.

Go to war.

Fight more.

Your dreams thrive by competition.

You'll find no one famous ever got there just by flinching at their foes
Cling against the torment, claw with all your might at what you know.

Don't let go!

Just grow!

Don't wait or play to indecision!

Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because you've got to be more grand!
You've got to think ahead and carry out the things you've planned!
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>>14369505
That sounds lovely. I'd like to hear her talk about her work some - I know so very little of fashion, but I'm sure that she'd make it interesting. She's so passionate about it after all.

And if Sweetie's coming along we can brainstorm ideas for her to try out with her friends.
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>>14369517
All the better to suds up her belly and blow raspberries until she's a giggling mess with!
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>>14369534
>implying physical arousal has anything to do with consent
>>
You're going to get dominated by a stallion. However, magic gives you the option of swapping genders first, if you wish. Do you remain as you are or change?
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>>14369517
You either have to eat this soap or 50 cupcakes, make the call
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>>14369548
Remain
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>>14369546
It certainly helps.
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>>14369548
Hell no. I'm not going to let some non-gay stallion have his way with me.
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>>14369548
Ugh these situations are never exceptionally favorable. I'd go for the switch.
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>>14369546
It's easier to arouse someone if they want to have sex with you.
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>>14369541
The day goes rather well. The coffee was great and you learned some things about the fashion industry.
You try to suggest to Sweetie some things she and her friends could try to get their real talents but it's like talking to a brick wall. At least you convinced her to not propose to her friends to try to be Cutie Mark Demolition Squad.

Also Rarity offered to make you a pretty bitchin suit for the next Grand Galloping Gala.
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>>14369565
What are you, gay?
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>>14369548
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>>14369548
can I have him dominate me, then switch then let him dominate me some more?
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>>14369548
>swap gender
>dominate her instead

I WIN
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>>14369548
I've always wondering what it would be like to have a vagoo
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>>14369595
You want him to dominate you 2 times in a row?
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>>14369596
>Thinking you could dominate a big horny pony just because it doesn't have a penis
WRONG.
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>>14369609
They're little ponies anon
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>>14369606
yes exactly
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>>14369590
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>>14369609
see
>>14369614

I think I can manage.
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>>14369614
They could still be stronger than you.
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>>14369433
I'll give her the D if she gives me the A.
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>>14369636
you'll have to talk to your teacher about that
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>>14369527
>>14369550
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>>14368526

NOT THIS YEAR HAHAHAHA
>implying you ever knew the outcome
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>>14369649
Now I feel like a jackass. Damn.
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>>14369649
what a door mat
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>i'm going to kill that pink bitch.
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>>14369649
Dear Princess Celstia, today we learned you don't call people niggers except at klan rallies or anonymously on the internet
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>>14369347
>No, she's enjoying their awkwardness
>and she's really good at D&D so she doesn't lose her clothes
it's not wise to tempt fate anon
especially around a bunch of nerds with magic powers

http://i.imgur.com/ggOCGRG.png
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>>14369649
unf

now take a bite and chew it
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>>14369693
do it
make him look like an asshole
someone needs to stream super troopers
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>>14369691
And none of them are even looking.
That's a spell wasted except oh shit her shirt is gone
this isn't good for her
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>>14369691
well now it's even more awkward
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>>14369691
I bet their room just go 10 degrees hotter.
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>>14369691
This is rape
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>>14369710
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>>14369710
I think it's just sexual assault right now

either way it's unf
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>>14369724
you think Dash is flapping her wings for slightly extra push or just because she's excited?
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>>14369744
Dash gets off the fact that she can tap fluttershy at any given moment and be in control.
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>>14369691
They're all naked anyway. Why would they care about tits?
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>>14369761
That's a good point. Maybe they're just getting her into character.
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So why are we unable to delete the marker?

What the hell has moot done?
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>>14369764
More like they're going to get into her character.
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>>14369766
it's a conspiracy
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>>14369766
Has anyone contacted him about it. On one person did when we couldn't reply with text and it got fixed.
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>>14369770
Exactly. But they need to get her in character first.
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Pony wants you to take point when she breaches.
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>>14369778
Well what exactly is her character anyway?
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>>14369791
Naked
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>>14369777
I really doubt anyone's said anything
you should email moot or something since you sound like the type to take initiative
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http://derpibooru.org/461795
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>>14369818
delicious.
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Testing
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it hurts so much someone please make it stop
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Test2
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>>14369829
use more lube
train up to his size
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I miss doing small mini-quest-like-things like this
I should do more

goodnight mlpg
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>>14369829
alright anon
I'll boop you just this once
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>>14369836
it's called drawhoring
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thanks shyra
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>>14369836
Night.
Enjoy your yellow pony skills.
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>>14369844
yeah, that
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>>14369845
No problem, anon
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>>14369836
It was fun
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hey /ck/
do condiments expire?
I have a bottle of ketchup that's got a sell-by date of early 2012 but I want to put some of it on my eggs

will I die if I do?
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>>14369829

shut up and take it. you wanted this, slut.
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>>14369490
thirsty
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>>14369853
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>>14369866
It's tomato paste, quit worrying.
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>>14369866
How do people like you are able to exist?

You know what?
Put it on everything, old ketchup is like fine wine.
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>>14369866
Yes, but ketchup usually lasts a bit longer than the date on the bottle.
If it doesn't smell funny, and there's no mold, it should be okay. But just to be safe, don't pig out too much.
Satan trips say you will die though
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>>14369866
Only if you didn't keep your ketchup in the fridge
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>>14369766
Is the problem just on this board again or is it affecting other ones too?
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>Tfw shyra will never wrap me up in a corruption cocoon and feed me foodscat during my metamorphosis
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>>14369883
>>14369879
I decided to throw it out
along with the salad dressing from 2011

>>14369881
>How do people like you are able to exist
what

>>14369889
dude gross
I'm trying to eat here
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>>14369908
I'm asking how do you function if you can't even get around old ketchup without asking.
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>>14369889
You should really ask about this in a dedhorse

Or on /unf/
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>>14369889
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>>14369873
itchy
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>>14369908
>>14369928
>>14369930
just trolling you, you goys
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>>14369930
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>>14369935
>you will never stuff a pony with pokepuffs
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>>14369934
Fuck off retard, don't reply as me
>>14369928
I don't feel like ERPing though.
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>>14369947
don't try to impersonate me, cuntwad
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>>14369947
Oh, so you're just shitposting
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>>14369971
>Don't post fetishes I don't like
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>Scrubbles wrote gay shining armor / batpony greentext

this is too great
>>14367294
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Thread is beb
post something cute
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>>14369979
>so touchy he doesn't get the joke
Whatever nerd
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>>14369992
I to am posting cute!
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>>14369995
Too*
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>>14369992
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>>14369994
It's a shit joke anyway.
>>14369992
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if shiny was a girl i'd have no problem with him
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>>14369992
snuggly
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>>14370000
Dinky pls
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>>14370002
Shyra would be a good kisser though
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>>14370004
Sexist.
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>>14369992
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>>14370000
Talk about eye candy!
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>>14370016
Adorable
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>>14369992
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>>14370016
>pip discovers large booty
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fucking hell, Bon Bon
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>>14369992
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>>14369992
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>>14370053
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>>14370056
cute porn is best porn
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>>14369334
those hips could kill somebody
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>>14370073
Hopefully.

What a fantastic death.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25409217/Untitledgoozedoe12crop2.png


Would you
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>>14370088
No. Dear god, no.
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>>14370088
What does this have to do with MLP?
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>>14370088
I wouldn't even know where to begin
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>>14368723
Went back to read this. Wanted to say I fuckin' loved it.
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>>14370088
yea sure
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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Rarity wants you to take her right here, on the floor.

she's a floor whore.
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>>14370099
Big Macintosh is a very cuddly pony
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>>14370113
It's fucking cold. I'd rather not.
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>>14370113
Where does she want me to take her to?
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>>14370096
the ass
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>>14370123
to the floor
do you even read
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>>14370113
Well too bad, I shall fuck her up against the wall.
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>>14370120

no, it's good. Rarity's got the heater working overtime, there's a fur rug laid down, and it's snowing outside.
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>>14370126
But I don't understand, she's already on the floor.
Why do I need to take her there?
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Why is it so fucking cold?
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>>14370136
she wants to fuck, anon
she wants you to fuck her on the floor
that's why she's a floor whore
she's a whore on the floor
now are you going to fuck the floor whore on the floor or is she going to have to find someone who will?
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>>14370141
Sorry, I only fuck farty butt ponies who fart buttfarts out of their farty butts.
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>>14370140
Because you don't have a pony to cuddle.
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>>14370133

lucky for you, Rarity's also a wall moll.
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>>14370141
I guess she'll have to find someone else, I'm not sexually attracted to her.
I hope she finds someone or somepony else who wants to indulge her that way though.
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>>14370140
Because you're living in the incorrect hemisphere.
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>>14370140
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>>14370141
How unladylike of her.
I am absolutely appalled.
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>>14370140
autumn
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>>14370148
>>14370151
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>>14370140
>wake up
>bed is cold
>no waifu to cuddle with me and keep me warm
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>>14370158
Well that's not very nice at all.
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>>14370153
>>14370153

Fuck you anon, you just reminded me of how bad the Dexter finale was

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
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>>14370158
>clearly a picture of applejack as she walks
Applejack is text
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/1db8def54f2a06b29b8dc980045533ef/tumblr_mvqdo8z7LA1rmo83uo1_500.png
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>>14370156
Sometimes, darling, a lady must act unladylike. I should think I would go mad if I never got to let my mane down.
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>>14370171
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>>14370177
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Goodnight MLPG.
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>>14370168
Seeing all the complains, I'm glad I stopped watching after the third season
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>>14370140
well it was warm as fuck only two weeks ago but now it's hit autumn for real
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>>14370172
>you will never have a cute stallion to do this to
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>>14370189
;_;
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mlpg help
i need something ultralewd to jack it to
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>>14370186
Right?
I only watched up until the point where it started hinted at the supernatural. It was at that moent I realized that the show was fucked
Which sucks because when it was good, it was damn good
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>>14370198
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>>14370198

Ponies?

I FUCKING LOVE PONIES!
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>>14370198
ponies wearing clothes!
how scandalous
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>>14370198
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/118247/
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>>14370198
http://exhentai.org/g/631032/804071365d/
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>>14370180
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Goodnight, MLPG.

GO TO BED
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>>14370215
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>>14370213
Thanks. Many unfs to you, friend
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>>14370241
>>14370215
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>>14370241
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>>14370245
>Twilight Sparkle will never devastate your anus
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>>14370260
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>>14370245
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/142272/
something else along vaguely similar lines
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>>14370260
>TS becoming Celestia's personal toilet assistance and as a result, has to experience each and every single massive, enormous blasts of flatulence that she produces
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i hate ross so much it hurts

i would cut off my own hands if it would mean ross losing his
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>tfw 12cm
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>>14370323
>tfw 16cm
so average it hurts
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>tfw fat pad
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>>14370333
>tfw only 36cm
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>>14370340
>>14370333
>>14370323
>you will never sb's 8 inches
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>day 5 on the stack

I am now leaking precum without touching myself
Mission objective 1 complete
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>>14370345
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>>14370346
shit, i only got precum after two weeks on the stack and edging for half an hour
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>>14370360
how much pygeum are/were you on?
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>>14370346
omedetoo
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>>14370363
i was taking 200mg/day
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I only masturbate once a year.
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>>14370348
unf
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>>14370375
I've masturbated like four times today
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>>14370368
I'm on 125mg twice per day, that extra 50mg could make the difference. It's also a blend with saw palmetto at 160mg each dose

speaking of which, it's time for my first dose of the day
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>>14370348
unf
someone should draw this
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>discussion about ross

I wasn't even here, goddamn fellas.
>>
qeq
>>
MAKE WAY FOR DLC
PLEASE PAY FOR DLC
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>>14370401
>>
big stallion on little femanon
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>>14370411
little colt of femanon
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>>14370415
wait, I've got it

big colt on busty femanon
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>>14370419
How about small but very well endowed colt on a busty femanon?
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Little colt
On big mare
Familial cuddling
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>>14370423
nah
huge colt
big all over
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>>14370419
no no

big stallions on one big femanon
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>>14370427
>huge colt
like tall and thin or just a overall large, burly one?
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Hey hey, no unf allowed.
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>>14370441
I was thinking big and burly but I guess tall and thin works too

then I saw >>14370430 and was thinking it could be a few big colts instead
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>>14370443
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>>14370445
i just like colts to be small or thin and well endowed
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>>14370449
Not In MY DAY THREAD
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>>14370456
>and well endowed
well obviously
you get a bunch of little colts hopped up on magic milk and their dicks are going to be stupidly huge
that's just how these things work
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>>14369538
That song is pretty catchy
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>mlpg right now
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>>14370458
>>
bebdedpepqeq
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why are you quiet mlpg? you are not going to beb are you!? no please, hang on, just a little bit. please don't go, i don't want you to leave me. don't beb, mlpg please.
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>>14370478
you're already beb
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>>14370478
go away
'batin
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>>14370484
NOT ON MY WATCH
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I?m sorry, I don't know how to tell this to you but... Pony is dead.
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>>14370485
http://derpibooru.org/360200
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>>14370490
I'd a spice. It'd be like a gillou.
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>>14370490
Well you have good tastes at least.
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>>14370497
But anon
That's Sugar
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>>14370487
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
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>>14370497
Like Gillou but way shorter
I would an 8 ft Sugar
that'd be hot
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>>14370507
>not liking shortsacks

Disgusting
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>>14370497
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>>14370503
>>14370507
oh right, right. sugar.
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>>14370511
>tfw no ronery (monster)girlfriend
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Pony come on wake up.
Wake up, pony.
Pony?
Wake up...
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>>14370541
Pony is alive and twitchy
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>>14370541
>filename
oh god I'm never going on 4chan drunk again. What the fuck.
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>Why haven't you sent me your friendship report this week, Anon? You know, I NEVER missed a friendship report when I was your age.
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>>14370561
because I don't have any friends
you're lucky I didn't mail you a suicide note
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>>14370561
Dear Princess twilight: last week we watched the number 23 with my firends and some boring Woody Allen movie. They were both pretty bad but I had fun.
Sincerely,
ANon
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>>14370561
>she will never say this in a future mlp season where the cast is replaced by newer characters
>>
QUICK

NAME 5 THINGS THAT AREN'T PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
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>>14370588
RARITY
PINKIE PIE
PRINCESS TWI-FUCK
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Look's like pony's the only one around here with a mug of the antidote
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>>14370588

Queen Chrysalis
Queen Chrysalis
Queen Chrysalis
Queen Chrysalis
Queen Chrysalis
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>>14370595
Pony I told you I want to suicide in peace, please go away.
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>>14370598
>Queen Chrysalis was disguised as Princess Twilight Sparkle
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>>14370598
>queen chrysalis si actually twilight sparkle
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>>14370604
I would like to see that
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>>14370600
Pony's going to sit here and watch you fail to kill yourself and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>14370575
>Anon, this friendship report is formatted incorrectly and you accidentally capitalized the first N in your name. Aren't you proof-reading, peer-editing, and spell-checking these papers like I told you to?
>You'll never become a princess at this rate.
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>>14370616
I take a long fart on pony's face to assert dominance. I ate bread, they're extremely smelly.
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>>14370607
She thinks shes so smart
Just wait until he rapes her just like the others
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>>14370621
#rekt
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>>14370621
you're right on everything BUT the capitalizing. It's a pune or play on words, because I'm not just "anon", but "an anon".
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>>14370621
SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT MY MOM

*cries and runs away while posing*
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>>14370642
Feed me seymour
Feed me all night long
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>>14370511
Caimon is the superior supersized monstergirl.
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>>14370670
>not wanting warm squishy cuddles with Gillou
No anon, your opinion is wrong.
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>>14370678

I'm taking that pony to bed with me.
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>>14370678
Fuck you.
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>>14370678
YOU WEREN'T EVEN UP
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>>14370670
>>14370676
>not wanting to cuddle pony
you're both idiots
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>>14370678
Fuck on, Roogna
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>>14370684
I'd fuck her.
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>>14370689
And I'd fuck you.
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>>14370685
Of course I was do you think I just sleep for 24 hours strait just because i'm not posting on MLPG
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>>14370686
you can only have one, anon. Gillou can't live knowing that you have another girlfriend.
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>>14370694
YES
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>>14370638
>while posing
JoJo pls
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>>14370694
>strait
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>>14370691
I know you would, stud.
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>>14370694
yes
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>>14370676
>not wanting warm Cajun company
>not wanting to bury your face in a bush the size of your head
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>>14370713
>bush
pls no
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>>14370721
>not liking bush

Sad
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>>14370721
I'm confiscating your onions

they're terrible
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>>14370728
>>14370734

I prefer obama, really. Or al gore.
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>>14370738
That joke hasn't gotten old yet
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>>14370678
Fuck me, Roogna
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>>14370738
>not Jesse Ventura

nigga please

don't vote this election
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>>14370694
Well duh
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>>14370713
as a scalie i can understand, but, warm Cajun company outside of her personality is a falsehood
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>>14370753
>voting
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>>14370759
Maybe if you're not white

or let your gayness slip out
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>>14370768
Gators are cold blooded, anon.
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I just realized that if I started drawing three months ago like I intended, I would have had some improvements that could have lead me to draw more.
And here I am.
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>>14370771
not anthro gators

maybe
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>>14370773
and if I had applied myself to something at the start of the hiatus I'd starting to get pretty good at it
but here we are
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>>14370783
why are we so lazy? we could learn to do anything we want, but that takes effort. Every day.
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>>14370776
I'd prefer her cold blooded, cold bloods feel so good snuggling with. And they do cute little adjustments to maximize skin to skin contact.
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>>14370795
Fucking stupid.
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>>14370788
I figure I just don't give a shit about anything
what awful lie do you tell yourself?
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>>14370795
Do you have anything on black?
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>>14370791
She's too big to enjoy cold-blooded, imo.

It just wouldn't feel right if she wasn't really warm.
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>>14370795
BOING BOING BOING
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>>14370799
Well, I actually discovered that I want to learn how to repair everything and to draw. I've got some friends and I'm fairly good looking. My life's pretty good.
I still can't overcome the fact that doing nothing is better than learning how to do something, y'know?
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>bacon
check
>eggs
check
>pancakes
check
>sausage
check

>No orange juice
Day ruined.

Now I have to drink iced tea
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>>14370814
I want to get good at art and guitar so I can draw comics and write music

wish I had an art buddy that was also just starting out to get good with
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>>14370809
Cold blooded =/= Cold though, she can get warmed up and stay toasty still.
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>>14370824
it's not the same
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>>14370820
Oh oh I want to start playing guitar too! Maybe I can be your artfriend!
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>>14370819
>not bacon, greek yogurt, oats, eggs and a protein shake with skim milk
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>>14370834
That's fucking gross.
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>>14370834
>a protein shake with skim milk
>protein shakes
>ever
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>>14370828
well too bad, she is a gator. Hence being a monster girl. I mean if you won't enjoy her cold blooded ways, then I sure will.
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>>14370836
No it's not.

I can maybe understand disliking greek yogurt, but the rest are things everyone with developed taste buds should enjoy.
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>>14370845
>not liking greek yogurt
I don't think that's possible.
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>>14370845
>protein shake
No
>oats
Fuck no


Bacon and eggs sure.
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>>14370844
She's more human than gator at this point. Walks on two legs, fingers, body hair, etc.

There's no need to be feisty.
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>>14370862
She's more gator than human.
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>>14370862
>no need to be fisty
unf
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>>14370870
pretty sure taxonomy would disagree with you
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>>14370875
anon, she's a anthro GATOR, not a human with gator traits.
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>The character chosen was an OC named "Blaze", Spitfire's twin.

>OC
>TWIN
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>>14370879
It doesn't matter if she's black with white stripes or white with black stripes

if she's more black than white, she's closer to black.
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>>14370883
that's pretty hot but some context would be nice
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>>14370883

Why is Soarin' pregnant?
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>>14370883
when in doubt, changeling
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>>14370889
>male
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>>14370896
yes >male

here: http://i.imgur.com/V2OYryR.jpg
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>>14370901
Nice dick.
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Wow, zebras make an awful sound.
Why did I think it'd be a deeper neigh?
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>>14370915
>deeper neigh
Not for zebras. On the other hand, they have a great sense of rhythm.
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>>14370915

How much would you guys like it if Zecora made a zebra noise in the show?
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>>14370933
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_nAX7xjrU#t=56

Not much
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>>14369691

So, she gets gangbanged by them now, right?
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>>14370933
I'd lose my shit.
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>>14370941
in an idea world, yes
but this is Glitter Glue we're talking about
the only characters getting laid are his ocs
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Is it okay to hnnnng to this?
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>>14370955
I certainly did.
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stop dedding
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>>14370995
sex with spitfire
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>>14370995
Corruption with Chrysalis.
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>>14371015
Corruption with Spitfire?
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>>14371019
Into a broodmare?
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>>14371019
Sex with Chrysalis?
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>>14371025
why is it always broodmares with you bugfags

can't a pony just enjoy a nice relaxing goo coma?
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why are they even selling coke zero?
do people actually drink that shit?
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>>14371034
That's gay and not unf kind of gay.
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>>14371034
Hey, don't put me in the same vat.
I want loving cuddles with Chrysalis. No corruption. I'd just feed her with whatever love I have to offer.
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>>14370941

Even if she doesn't, losing her only shirt's definitely gonna be an issue. It's not like they make a whole lot of human clothes in malequestria.
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>>14371042
Too bad
apparently cuddles with Chrysalis is just how she gets you
before you know it you're gonna be stuffed to the gills with eggs
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>>14371041
th-theres an unf kind of gay?
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>>14371058
yes
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>>14371039
it's pretty good
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>>14370768
>Maybe if you're not white
do uh
do you think people from the bayou have a problem with black people
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I am now a carrier of the origin virus
Please stay at least 1 state away from me so I don't spread it to you.
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>>14371074
You're black, GG?

If so, that's 3 black friends for me
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>>14371074
a lot of them do, yes

"the bayou" is a large term, including parts of Texas
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>>14371085
>Being this slow
Holy shit.
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>>14371075
Bitch you best live in Hawaii.
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>>14371092
I didn't think "little brown girl" was serious
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>>14371085
Yep and he spitroasted MT with Appledan while Xieril looked on.
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>>14371075
I hope the virus is bad enough to bring about some of that apocalypse
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>>14371095
Shit, if GG was secretly a 16 year old black girl from Oklahoma or whatever that would be awesome.
Since it means he did Ruby Quest at like, age 9
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>>14371104
>Since it means he did Ruby Quest at like, age 9
It sure looks like it!!
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>>14371091
okay well
down in nawlins it ain't a fuss
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>>14371108
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POINT AT ME AND LAUGH
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>>14371116
now that you're here, GG

Is Caimon warm or cold-blooded?
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>>14371120
Cold blooded and warm hearted.
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>>14371118
But the Battlefield series has for the most part been pretty good.
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>>14371118
I spent sixty britbong dollars for standard+premium so I have no right to insult
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>>14371126
>Any battlefield game after BFBC1
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>>14371120
I never really thought about it to be honest
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>>14371139
but you must

for the cuddlefacesit fantasies
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>>14371139
>that wig
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>>14371137
>the pinnacle of battlefield is console exclusive

This is where we won, boys.
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>>14371143
damn it anon, i told you she is cold blooded.

that doesn't mean anything outside of her seeking your warmth on a cold night

why would you not want this is beyond me
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>>14371143
I'm trying to figure out what the benefit of cold-bloodedness would be in such a case
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>>14371150
but you suck, I want to hear it from GG

cold blooded things have no soul
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>>14371151
Cold blooded might mean she's more into cuddling
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>>14371151

She would be more desperate to cuddle/sit on your face because she needs the warmth to survive and didn't get in her 6-8 hours of basking today.
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>>14371151
there is no benefit
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>>14371155
Neither do warm-blooded things
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WAIT
IF SHE'S COLD BLOODED, CAN I STILL IMPREGNATE HER?

THIS IS IMPORTANT
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>>14371092
You're kidding,right? GG's not black.
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>>14371118
>BF4
LOL
>console shooters
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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god damnit anons where were you when i was arguing with that idiot. -,..,-
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>>14371162
now that's just false

here, let the best sports movie ever prove you wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshMYPMKtIU
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>>14371166

Why would you want to impregnate her

You just know her figure's going to go to hell once she has kids
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>>14371147
Console
Console
Console games are gay
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>>14371166
according to D&D lore dragons can mate with anything. Her being an ancestor to them, I would say you have a very good chance. But, you personally I don't know about.
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>>14371182
I'm on the stack
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>>14371175
damn look at all that soul
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>>14371175
Man, turk is fit as fuck
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Do you think Caimon likes two guys at once
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>>14371182
>according to D&D lore dragons can mate with anything. Her being an ancestor to them,

Where is it said that dragons are ancestors of bugs?
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>>14371189
I'm no fertility expert, but, that doesn't gurantee anything outside of volume.

Maybe, you shouldve thought about this before you ate all those lead paint chips.
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>>14371197
well she has three brothers
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>>14370901
MAYBE IT'S A GIRL
HOW DO YOU KNOW
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>>14371210
>incest
no man
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>>14371157
>>14371160
She doesn't need to be cold-blooded to be into snuggling, and I'm loath to make her a dependent type. If you wanna pull up a blanket and get toasty on the couch, maybe fall asleep watching some dumb movie, she'd be up for that.
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>>14371213
>wincest

yo man
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>>14371200
What? We are talking about Caimon not Chrysalis.
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>>14371222
Oh right. Stupid chrysalis.
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>>14371216
She could have an alternative heat source then us, though. Heating blankets are nice
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>>14371216
do cold-blooded things sweat?

probably not because they suck, right?
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>>14371216
GG how does Caimon feel about raspberries on her stomach
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>>14371205
Zinc and L-arginine both boost sperm count and quality
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>>14370058
>Large[1].jpg
That image has been shrunk to better fit the Derpiboo.ru page: click it once before you save it in future to get it at it's proper resolution.
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>>14371233
she'll fucking clobber you
or maybe just get you in a headlock and noogie you until you beg for mercy
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>>14371242
Hmm. What about Gillou?
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>>14371242
Can I cuddle with a hoard of suitors?
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pones are sluts
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>>14370058
>>14371240
This is very nice.
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>>14371260
Except Rarity.
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>>14371262
yes, ___especially___ Rarity.
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>>14371267
Slow down there, marker.
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>Tfw I will never be a changeling broodmare
>Tfw I will never have a hive to my own
>Tfw I will never watch pinkie slowly lose her color, her tear filled eyes become greener and greener and her pupils change
>I'll never here her say "P-please stop" up at the final moments of her transformation
>I'll never see her do the same to her friends
and have a big bug orgy
>>14371240
Thanks for the tip
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>>14371267
Fashionably late
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>>14371267
YOU'RE TWO THREADS LATE, I'M REVOKING YOUR BOOP LICENSE
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>>14371244
>>14371256
I'd gladly pursue the subject but now that the thread is steering back to ponies maybe it would be wise to move the thread to the sub?

http://mlpg.co/art/res/6560.html
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>>14371277
Yes, good idea.
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Something about butts.
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>>14371273
b-but I didn't miss any
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Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:52 No.34310923
My word filter:
/fluffy/i
/jimmies/i
/rustling/i
/rustled/i
/rustle/i
/rustles/i
/scootaloo/i
/sweetie belle/i
/applebloom/i
/CMC/i
/shipping/i
and suddenly, 7/8 of MLPG is gone
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>>14371310
Heh.
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>>14371300
ah damn that's the wrong one
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>>14371310
>/scootaloo/i
>/sweetie belle/i
>/applebloom/i
>/CMC/i
Why

why would you filter the best ponies?
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>>14371319
when I first started watching the show I couldn't stand the CMC
they were my least favorite characters and having whole episodes devoted to them really stood in the way of my enjoyment of the show
they grew on me pretty fast
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>>14371333
>when I first started watching the show I couldn't stand the CMC
Glad to know I wasn't the only one.
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>>14371333
I found myself prefering their episodes
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>>14371333
This is precisely how I felt in the early days. I didn't like them much, and when it focused on them it took time away from the ponies that I wanted to find out more about. They slowly grew on me, though, and I love the little buggers now.
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>>14371333

Remember when Call of the Cutie aired?

We were all disappointed because we barely got to learn anything about Sweetie and Scoots, and immediately got a hiatus in the face for our trouble.

Those were angry, angry times.

Cloydes was produced in those times.
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>first time the CMC aired

How I hated those nasty little things! But why?
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>>14371369
They were shallow and undeveloped, and came off as a cynical attempt to appeal to the target audience.
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>>14371381
And most important: less of our favourite ponies in exchange for those boring kids. Yeah, makes sense.
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