>>14345475
Is it Sparta?

>>14345475
Damn it I was about to make my first thread.
I wasn't going to delete it either.

>>14345503
It's your fault for saying that you were going to delete it.
plus this is a bad horse, there is no keywords.

Rarity just ask you to be her prom date.

Rarity is a gigantic hoebag

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>>14345475
GREEN AND PURPLE

>>14345520
>Mlp general
>Not a keyword

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https://www.facebutt.com/photo.php?v=10101913857211635

replace butt with book obviously

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>>14345530

>>14345475

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW

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>>14345530

>>14345525
>>14345528
Looks like I'm getting laid, guys!

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God damn, pony won't shut the fuck up about donuts

wat do?

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WHAT ARE THESE HORSES DOING

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>>14345555
>>14345530

>>14345558
I always prefer Wiz's version over Critical's

>>14345555
I still have no idea what is this "le epic meme xd"

>>14345570
Symmetrical Ponying.

GILDA'S SWEATY PAWS

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>>14345530

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>>14345574
Merry May is a very good pony

>>14345596

>>14345607
will this ever get lines?

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>>14345567

>>14345582
but wiz sounds like a drunk asshole who doesn't know how to rap in his version

>>14345589
it's a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLUj_OWZSNg

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>>14345600

I agree

>>14345589
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

>>14345613
That's some Cosmo level of eye-placement on that thing

Pony was molested as a filly.

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>>14345596
SMELLY WING PITS

>>14345614
His so much smoother in his version and I think that smoothness really fits the beat. KRT is just way to loud and aggressive, but I admit his lyrics are a lot more clever.

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>>14345607
best

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Uhh...can anybody delete their own post?

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>>14345622
filly's are for sexual so it's a cultural norm for them

>>14345624
>that shitty tongue tween
Let me guess
Tiarawhy did this?

>>14345630
yup
I deleted one of my posts with no problems

oh god is the marker stuck

you have to save her isaac

>>14345616
>>14345614
it's the song it's about the guy who spammed a gif of piccolo fucking someone from DBZ and said "here's your daily dose" for a good few months on /v/

That's my horse!

>>14345630
And it's gone.
oh god the marker is stuck on the old thread fuck fuck fuck

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>>14345629

>>14345640
it's not the song*

>>14345630
>>14345633

Yep, deleted just fine.

>>14345642
I like the guards. They're adorably incompetant

>>14345634
While it is true that fillies are for sexual, this was the bad kind of sexual.

>>14345614
That video was excellent, thank you

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>>14345637
>>14345649
>>14345654
Well, uh...

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>>14345651
so adrbl

>>14345585
I got over that, but now I do the same with batshit and satyrshit
So far I haven't regretted anything.

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>>14345634

>>14345630
The one time when we actually need anon to delete his thread he doesn't do it.

>>14345637
>>14345649
>>14345661

/r/ing pic of Marker pony being sucked into a sandpit labeled "Old Horse" screaming about how she's stuck

>>14345655
Actually never demonstrated in the show. And don't use them getting gooped by the changelings as an example, because those changelings out powered even Celestia and the Main 6.

>>14345630
not in that old thread

i couldn't delete my #nightthread

>>14345661
Well fuck, we need the OP to delete the old horse.

>>14345661
How about the image itself?

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>>14345651

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>>14345640
yeah, but that was like years ago, wasn't it?

>>14345660
no problem

>>14345606
unf

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>>14345651
BRACEFACE

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>>14345661

what have you doooooooone

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>>14345669
would you ravage dinky?

>>14345679
wouldn't matter
you can't repost a deleted image if the post itself is still there

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WE NEED EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAMS PREPPED FOR EXTRACTIONS ASAP

>>14345676
In the EQG comic, they get taken out in a second by the yellow and red horse.

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>>14345704
REALLY?
Huh...

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>>14345665
>>14345681

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>>14345683

>>14345614
>>14345614
>>14345616
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM

I think it is a new feature they were talking in IRC - you can't delete you post if it was reported until iti s removed from the queue.

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>>14345688

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>>14345651
Ponies like this are too cute.

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>>14345668
whats wrong with the Lunar Guards Ponies?

>>14345670
>>14345678
>>14345693


oh the humanity!

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So the one time I don't delete a thread, I'm actually needed to?
>mfw

>>14345704
No, it worked fine
>>14345724
>>14345606

>>14345676
Everything out powers Celestia
She has not won a single fight since this show started

>>14345717
The comic isn't canon, though.

>>14345733
who's the jackass that reported the marker?

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>>14345676

The changlings are a perfect example. The main six minus elements fought through a giant horde of them. Celestia fought a Queen, which is totally different.

Plus the guards were complete morons and got outsmarted by a plucked chicken in A Bird in the Hoof

They also failed to notice twilight and her group hiding in plain sight in the garden outside the archives

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>>14345736
Braces in general are cute, especially on ponies

>>14345724
unf

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>>14345613
Pony would very much appreciate it if you gave her donut

>>14345756
80% of the faggots that visit this thread who always ass-rampaged over something?

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>>14345741
Keep working on it.

>>14345761
>Changlings
Fucking stop.

So is the old horse safe for lewd discussions?

>>14345751
oh, weird
that's how it used to be but I guess they fixed it

>>14345753
none of the comics are canon.

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>>14345770
You mean this donut?

http://mlpg.co/art/res/5107.html#7013

>>14345778
Yeah, that's exactly what I just said.

>>14345761
Well, the were also so oblivious as to ignore the changelings bouncing on the roof of the shield

>>14345744
Most of the time people post the OCs, not the actual bat guards from the show.

So I pulled the whole "ultimate solution" on all of them.

Again, no regrets so far.

>>14345761
>They also failed to notice twilight and her group hiding in plain sight in the garden outside the archives


My guess on this is, considering they are the Elements of Harmony, they have pretty much free reign of the place. Just, they never thought they did. A guard could have looked them in the eye and unlocked the fucking gate for them if he had too.

>>14345761
>Failed to notice
They noticed her, I mean she's the princess's student and practically lived at the library. Why wouldn't she be there, statue thing was new though.

>>14345776
you're welcome to try but it could be deleted at any moment

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>>14345774
I was testing. So I can delete new posts here, but I can't delete any of my old posts in the last thread.

Also I'm still happy AA drew me a butte

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>>14345744
S4 reveals bat ponies to be nothing more than soulless thralls constructed by Luna.

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>>14345769
I'm not much for paws, but if you like em...

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>>14345761
I like to imagine that they're all completely green because of Celestia's diplomatic prowess.
No wars, no experience, no good soldiers to fight wars.

>tex is a tracer
>likely traced many other images
>He's not the lovable amateur fan artist I thought he was
>He's a fraud

>>14345778
All of the comics are canon

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>>14345797
>A guard could have looked them in the eye and unlocked the fucking gate for them if he had too
that's literally what happened
don't you remember It's About Time?

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>>14345775

Sorry, but the changelings are a perfectly valid example. A group of unarmored mares can fight their way through an entire swarm of them, but an entire group of armored, weapon carrying guards gets completely rolled over and does absolutely nothing

>>14345776
Guess I can't for now.

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>>14345814
Shut up.

>>14345783
>I started AA down the path of re-dialating her eyes
aw yiss

>>14345790
see >>14345666

>>14345824
The power of friendship

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>>14345745
anon! this is no time for giggles!

look at these poor ponies in dire need of assistance!

if not for them, do it for the ponies!

LOOK AT THIS FACE!

>>14345824
You seem to forget that they have the magic of friendship on their side, and are gifted with the power of the elements of harmony.

>>14345745
This is some cosmic level shit right here.

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>>14345814

>>14345846
read: plot armor

>>14345846
>Freindship makes you punch people harder
The japanese have been telling us this for years.

>>14345842
>posting Celestia
It's like you want me to care even less!

>>14345848
Indeed.
Sadly, it appears I can't delete it now.

>>14345846

Every pony has the magic of friendship on their side. They were also fighting the changlings in close quarters, the elements didn't come in to play as the entire point of the the exercise was retrieving the elements, which they failed at.

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>>14345842
NO, LOOK AT THIS FACE INSTEAD

>>14345852
Exactly, thus they are heavily armored. More so than the guards.
>>14345856
The entire point of the show in a nutshell.

>>14345830
>>14345849

>Tex drones try to defend their waifu

Or maybe you're even tex himself?

>>14345858
I don't think anyone can complain about you deleting threads anymore. I hope we all learn something from this.

>>14345796
Limiting your exposure to cute ponies, but, hey who am I to judge..

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The one time I want to stay up there's nothing to do

Why is the night so boring

>>14345744
>>14345796
Well, except for the odd time when the thread ends up being empty for me, but that's also related to the fact that I have Nonymous filtered and recursive filtering on.

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>>14345783
Yes, that.

>>14345826

Man...How did the new villain not See that coming?

>>14345879
Just find someone to do.

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>>14345873

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>>14345833
He got pretty far down that path too

>>14345867
There is no way to know if any of those guards are friends. Especially considering they don't get specialized training from Celestia and write letters to her about the magic of friendship. That kind of bond between best friends and knowledge accrued from the tutelage of a wise teacher is unmatched by any guard. Furthermore, they ARE the elements, if you recall the first episode. The elements are always inside them, and thus, it is always underlying and helping them accomplish their goals. Also Twilight's element of magic surely helped with the fighting.

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>>14345893
based

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>>14345885
Are you sure you can handle it?

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>>14345893
Woo!

>>14345849
>>14345836
>>14345830

>whines when he wasn't getting enough attention eventhough he is in the top 3 most popular MLPG regulars
>Avatars for hours on end with inane waifu shit
>Art is stiff and uninteresting
>Used to do cool funny stuff, now does only waifu fantasies

I'm done. Used to think you were cool Tex. But this is the last straw.

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>>14345796
All of them!?

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HEH

>>14345888
You'll do nicely~

>>14345909
Don't forget he's 15 years old.

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>>14345907
Pony can handle any donut.

>>14345911
I like this for reasons I can't explain.

>>14345915
horrifying

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>>14345849
>wasting chicken nuggets

>>14345909
SURPRISE SURPRISE

DRAWFAGS AREN'T SUPER COOL NICE AND REASONABLE PEOPLE FAR ABOVE COMMON DIRTY ANONYMOUS PEASANTS

Guys shitposting is at an all time high and pone at an all time low. I'm selling off my mlpg stock.

>>14345896

I don't need to recall the first episode because their inability to use the elements against the changelings in their current state was the active plot point. They would not have had to retrieve them otherwise. The ponies may be the elements but they cannot use their power without the focuses, which was the entire driving point behind the confrontation, which they lost.

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>>14345909

>>14345809
wouldn't be the first time, as shown in your picture. but, soulless is a rather tricky discription, even those you posted were embued with her mind/soul. If mere puppets, then, what is the mind that controls them.

And if we are just flesh puppets created from the earth, does that make us soulless? Does one need a soul to create a soul? Who was first "soul" then?

>>14345921
Oh my~
Don't tease me like that Anon

>>14345915

Why not just make her a cute snail girl?

>>14345930
They had to be sacrificed for science.

>>14345942
I'll take it!
You'll regret that when s4 rolls around!

>>14345956
>tfw no chikky nuggz

>>14345962
I'll take my chances, I have on good authority that the spinoff will be better.

inb4 gay stuff

>>14345915
That's kinda cute, but I hafta agree with >>14345955. Also, that logo/cutie mark in the corner is really blurry.

>>14345925
Pip is a very cute pony
And just look at how pro he is at handling that shaft!
No wonder Luna likes him so much

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>>14345942
That's okay, this pone's market is super small. You'll just be buying back within a week if you don't want all out.

>>14345911
Not all of them, but probably most posted from bpg.

And fuck, a couple of threads back people here were seriously discussion shit from that thread in here for some reason.

I know it's retarded, but at this point I can't give a fuck and it's stupidly easy.

>>14345876
I used to like the OC bathorses, but now they just irritate me.

>>14345953
But you like it~

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>>14345979
Well if you insist.

>>14345943
It's hard to argue that the innate abilities within them that allow them to harness the physical elements of harmony would not still exist, and I think it is fair to say that it helped them in their fighting prowess somehow. Also obviously they didn't use their generic rainbow spell on them, but they still performed to an extraordinary level, and it is hard to imagine that they are more trained in fighting than any background pony, who were able to do nothing, even in large numbers, and thus it is fair to assume they had some sort of magical aid in being able to fight so well.

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>>14345924
Even this many donuts?

>>14345979
>>14345986
implied futa isn't gay, right?

>>14345948
Nope. We ran tests. A lot of them. They don't have souls.
dedpone = 0sowl

>>14345979
>not filtering it

>>14345943
I still think it's funny that the Changelings had to drag Dash back to the castle.

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>>14345979

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>>14345955
Like this?

>>14345993
But all it does is frustrate me because I can't act on it...

>>14346032
>That fucking chat room dialog.

FUCK

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>>14346010
you are a monster

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>>14346002
Pony can also handle any number of donuts.

What the fuck is up with that donut in the upper left corner?

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>>14345915
It's shit

>>14346037
Maybe I want you to be frustrated

>>14346054
it's an anus

>>14346054
It has peanut pieces on it.

>>14346054
You have to be a level 10 to eat that special donut

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*poke poke*
*pokepokepoke*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zFbwIcUti4

Someone do this for a MLP Con. PLease.

>>14346058
She's a cute pone.

>>14346088
yes 2ndbesthorse, what can i do for you

>>14346037
Why are bucktoothed cartoon girls so goddamned cute?

>>14346054
it's a ponut

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>>14346054
It's a special donut

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>>14345999

Its not hard to argue at all, you can just watch the episode. We are flat out told that to use the power of the elements of harmony against the changelings, they must first be retrieved. It was the plot point that setup up the fight itself. The friendship superpowers were not active as they were on their way to get them when the fight broke out and they were captured. I am just going by what we were shown in the episode itself. Which was a city that was filled to the brim with guards, had its top commander under the thrall of an enemy agent for who knows how long with nobody noticing, and was completely unable to put up even a token resistance when the changelings broke through. Even the background ponies did better than the guard, they at least managed to evade the changelings. The guard was completely useless from the top down.

>>14346059
But I don't like being frustrated, all it does is get me all...

NO, I SAID I WOULDN'T DO THAT KIND OF STUFF ANYMORE

>>14346088
Rarity will you tell me how to get a mare like you to like me? N-Not that I have a crush on you or anything.

>>14346091
Oh god...

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>>14346093
"Brush my hair like I'm a Princess."

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>>14346094
I know, right?

>>14346114
k

*brushie*

now what

>>14346114
I've had way more interest in doing silly girly things with ponies than i have ever had in romancing them.

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>>14346121

>>14346135
do i get to wear one too?

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>>14346133
You and me are friends now.

>>14346101
god damn welfare nannies!

but every movie/show has the guards and sentries useless, i think its a trope or something

>>14346102
Oh just fuck off.

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>>14346147

It really is. I think this one is an extension of the worf thing too. They like using them as whipping boys to demonstrate how scary and powerful something is

Like when nightmare moon smashed them against the wall in the first episode

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Well I've lost control of my drawings. Goodnight Anons.

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>>14346138

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>>14346073
PONY IS LEVEL 99

NOW GIVE HER DONUT

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>>14346138
"They're all for you, silly."

>>14345924
what about a ponut?

>>14346170
>scoot with me if you want to live

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>>14346166
ill second that theory

>>14346179
hell yeah

this is going to be a fun night

>>14346177
Sorry, we're fresh out.

>>14346179
B-but I'm a bloke!

>>14346195
>he doesn't want to wear a pretty dress

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>>14346177
And so pony got her donut.

>>14346201
>He starts firing out letters like a machine gun.

>>14346195
not tonight you're not

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>waifuists

>>14346170
Couldn't I have gotten the newer model?

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>>14346189

The only problem is they need to show them actually doing something competent occasionally or we get stuck in the situation where we have a force that apparently cannot handle *any* threat in Equestria.

It gets even worse if you want to count the blunderbolts as part of the equation

Poor serviec pones need to be allowed an opportunity to do something successful

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soon autumn babby

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*BANG*

*BANG*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your home and steal your waifu. Why don't you own a gun?

>>14346202
They wouldn't even fit me

>>14346231
but i do

>>14346231
I do and so does my waifu

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>>14346215
Not quite

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>>14346231
My waifu is a gun.

>>14346231
Why would I need a gun if I have my trusty banana? It's capable of stopping any crime 30% percent of the time!

>>14346221
>they probably have a decent job and are like 10 times richer than you

>>14346088
I'd fuck chubbity

>>14346231
holy shit look at that guy's teeny tiny legs

>>14346255
you have a shitty waifu.
why don't you pick a better princess like celestia if you are going to go with mary sues

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>>14346231
>needing a gun

>>14346218
Yes I am, you can't stop me

>>14346265
Who wouldn't?

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>>14346255

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>>14346192
You...

You really shouldn't have said that, Anon.

>>14346227
>/v/ and /vg/ shitposting at an all time high
don't get me wrong, i love the cup, but I dont love how /v/ (the worst fucking fans) can just make shit up and everyone will believe them.

>>14346227
Was our "player" ever removed?

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>>14346231
>Implying I don't have gun.

...could someone help me fire it?

>>14346279
>a bullet is still in the chamber
good luck

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>>14346279
we're not Russian, anon

>>14346296
That's what the second kick does

>>14346279
So what was the second kick supposed to accomplish?

>>14346294

The eternal question. Whose gun is that?

>>14346262
Those real dolls cost 5,000-10,000.

If becoming filthy rich means becoming a sick perverted, depraved and morally bankrupt individual - THEN WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?

>>14346308
Removed round from chamber.

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She's probably get offended if you called her chubby

>>14346314
>nothing else falls
doesn't look like it

>>14345621
What's that supposed to mean!? Because if it means I've been doing something wrong with eyes then please tell me how to fix it pls.

>>14346309
It's my gun, Anon.
Unless you were asking specifics, like names or something.

>>14346299
Why are Russians so fucking crazy and strong and shit? Is it because they live in one of the most depressing places on Earth?

>>14346322
Training so it wasn't actually loaded

>>14346322
the second kick racks the bolt

it ejects the round, you can barely see it

>>14346285
/v/ is always shitposting.

>>14346337
It's the magic water they drink there.
They call it Vodka.

>>14346334
Pretty much everything.

I think even AppleDan draws better ponies than you.

>>14346276
>>14346337
>Strong
It's a russian built car, it's a wonder it didn't explode when the man hit the windshield. As for crazy, yes.

>>14346337

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83a_1378294256&comments=1

pretty much

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>>14346359

that is pretty lewd anonymous

>>14346357
whoa there sugarcube

>>14346337
because they hate tumblr shit and make laws against tumblr shit.

that is why they are strong.

>>14346376
I'm not saying that you're actually good, just saying that you're better than cosmo at drawing.

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>>14346375
No THIS is lewd.
All mares are lewd. That's why I stick to stallions.

>>14346359
Dude you're bleeding. I think we should get you some first aid.

>>14346376
Should I consult tanman?

>>14346336

I'm pretty sure it's one of the namefags. Although I can speculate as to who you are.

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>>14346395

Well I like stallions as well anon, but they are not immune from the lewd

Pony can't believe it's not butter!

>>14346399
>consulting Tan
>>14346390
oh wow im so hurt and cry

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>>14346418

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>>14346415
Stallions can't be lewd. It's a proven fact.

>>14346414
What difference does it make?

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Goodnight, MLPG.

Those stallions are being lewd.

You are a liar.

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>>14346433

What if Fluttershy afraid she isn't sexy enough for you?

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>>14346437

I think you are trying to ruse me anon

Those stallions are looking sort of lewd there

>>14346453
It's against the law for stallions to be lewd.

>>14346458
>she buys all manner of potions and creams to make herself more erotic
>when you show up for your date she's a swollen fetish fever dream

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>>14346453

>>14346471
So all stallions engaging in lewd conduct are criminals?

>>14346471
It's against the law for pony to pony pony but you see pony do it anyway.

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>watching a video of a sexy young girl stripping in her bathroom
>can't cum
>switch to a video of two black guys screwing on top of a rock in the middle of a river in some god forsaken third world country
>cum in seconds

>>14346483
>>14346484
Stallions and ponies are felons.

>>14346480
would reginald try to tap celestia?