Final Horse>>14319747This is it. The Final Episode until new ponies arrives. Being a musical episode, which music did you like the most? Was it nice that Celestia finally get to sing her own song? What is your thought the cutie mark switching among the 6mane and how it effects them?Finally, do you accept Twilight's new form?
Happy Rarivember, guys.
>>14323376A True True Friends is the best song in the show.
>>14323390YEAR OF THE DRESSHORSE
>>14323390It's Dashvember you plebacite
>>14323402It was very cute.
>>14323405>not having two monitors>not working on music so you can turn the stuff on and check the effect while browsing
>>14323412My favourite month
New horse when?
>>14323442is that pony pregnant?
>>14323412>Plebacite.u wot, Plebian?
>>14323449No but your mom iscongrats anon!
i have special pizza for you pinkie
>>14323412>Look anon I'm you!>Ptthhh pthhh pthhh faaart
>>14323411What's that?Years of the best horse?
I didn't like how the cutie mark changing really changed their minds, like showing they can only be good on one single thing.
>>14323458my mom is Rainbow Dash?
So I heard that dress horse is best horse, is this true?
>>14323472>He believes a pony is free to do what it wants.
>>14323475No you thickheaded bastard
>>14323470That horse is not best. She is pretty close, though.
>>14323472I think it was just that their cutie marks were special because they're the elements.It's not like if some random pony with a fish cutie mark all of a sudden had a dog cutie mark if her destiny would be changed. I mean maybe.
MMC buried this series six feet underthe writers should get jumped
>>14323422>implying having two monitors worksI have three, I still never get work done when MLPG is open.
>>14323376>Finally, do you accept Twilight's new form?I've accepted it since the news dropped. I may have qualms about it but I'm not bemoaning it's assistance
Howzit? I made shepherd's pie.
>>14323376Best song is what my cutiemark is telling mei don't really like "a true true friend"
Pony is tired of you calling her cute all the time, that's personalShe doesn't walk around calling you smelly and ugly does she?
>>14323412That's a made up month.I bet you think Dashgiving is a real thing, too.
>>14323516I tried setting it up so I got a small electric shock when I tried opening mlpg, now I just have an electrocution fetish.
>>14323518>shepherd's pieMAH NIGGASimple and delicious.
rarity mindbreaking her friends into clones of herself
>>14323531That one gets me every time
>>14323518>not a fish pie
>>14323526>Hey Anon you going to the D-Giving party?>HELL YES>later that night>This is not what I expected.
>>14323518I haven't seen you make a pony related post in forever.
>>14323526>Not celebrating Dashgiving>a time honored tradition where everyone has a free for all at a giant pile of food>fastest eater wins
i know that feel all to well
>>14323531WHO TAUGHT THIS ZEBRA TO READ!?
>>14323552>Dash has been the consecutive champion for 6 years now
>>14323526How does that work? Do you just give away a whole bunch of Rainbow Dashes to people?
>>14323552>Not celebrating Dashtivus instead.
>>14323546Anon thanks the ponies for the free meal, slips some pants over his well oiled thighs>Thank god he had the grace to wear the thong>Things might have been weird
>>14323552Pony celebrates festivus and that is it
Fluttershy was already voted best pony. You have no argument against her.
>>14323581You never tire of being wrong, do you?
>>14323593>Women thereYou already fucked it up
>>14323569It's a holiday where people just eat a bunch of awful food and pass around Rainbow Dash for hours.I prefer makeover-giving
>>14323592You can never be tired of something you never experience.
>>14323550>Goes into a forest filled with the most ass-backwards fucked up shit>Afraid of a holiday about dressing up in costumesDamn it Flutters you just went full retard
>>14323561a-am I invited?
>>14323605True, but this is FlyingSaucer we're talking about. He's wrongness personified.
>>14323616No, go away
>>14323602>makeovergivingWasn't that the highlight event of Rartober? W-were you not there for it?
>>14323612I wonder how she'll take it when her friends point out that it's the day after Nightmare Night and that nobody could find her last night?
>>14323627Goat pleasepleaseDraw Rarity helping Celestia with makeover.
i love hexing
>>14323627Silly goat, Rartober is about dressing up in fabulous outfits to give thanks for the harvest. Rarvember is about makeovers, and on Rarimas you give beauty supplies and pretty clothes to all your loved ones.
somebody stram something
>>14323561So are these the kind of guys you like or what? Or do you like them fatter?
>>14323664fucking disgusting, I bet those ponies aren't even married
Dashvember is a time for getting together.https://derpiboo.ru/461635
>>14323660>RarimasGood fucking god I love this holiday. By New Year's Day I'm fucking fabulous.
>>14323660For such a generous pone, she sure is hogging a lot of the holiday season to herself.
>>14323657I'd curse those ponies.
>>14323687RIP Crystal pone.I bet Rarara didnt even pick up the shattered remains
>>14323640"Oh, well okay then."
Ay yo nerds we playing tf2 get in here
>>14323692Not cool anonThey have curse allergies
>>14323678>dashvemberbrony pls go
>>14323664I love that picture so much.>>14323642On it, boss.
>>14323678God damn it that's fucking adorable. Who the fuck makes these?!
>>14323706can i play with a touchpad?
>>14323722I want that giant plush Rarity. She aint even my favorite and I still want it.
>>14323724Technically yes. Can you play well with one? Well there's always pyro.
>>14323722That rainbow pony has great taste
>>14323729>liking it for shippingAnon, pls
>>14323726>thanksgiving>festival of injunn genocideBraevember
>>14323726YOU RARARAENABLERS ALREADY HAD RARTOBERIF RARITY IS ALL ABOUT GIVING THEN GIVE OTHER PONIES THEIR OWN MONTHS TOO
>>14323737I won't know until i try
>>14323678Wow, that's good.
>>14323750Months are not to be given to pony, they are to be taken by ponies with ambition. Where is your pony's ambition anon?
>>14323745it's creepy as hellwho the fuck has a giant stuffed toy of their friend?
>>14323714If you want and when you're not busy could you draw ponies or anons celebrating Rarimas?
>>14323750I CLAIM THIS MONTH IN THE NAME OF APPLES
>>14323755Piero, you haf flammenwerfer, werf flammen at enemy. Run directly at enemy is quickest route, straight line. Produce the points. Good job.
>>14323750Fine. Dash can have black history month.
>>14323762>not ignoring that and just enjoying it for how cute it isDYEWTS
>>14323769But the apples are all pretty rotten by now.
>>14323762What don't you have any friends?
>>14323782not if you keep them in the freezer
>>14323769THAT'S NOT A BANJO
>>14323782HERESYLookit how fresh these are!
>>14323672>The Super-Gay Adventure of Ross Boston
>>14323769Sorry, maybe next month.
>>14323769I'd rather Luna.
>>14323807It's a legit good comic that was killed way before it's time
>>14323806They might look fresh, but I can smell the rot from here.
>>14323729that pic isn't shipping. Dash is just the type who will be a crazy fangirl over any crap. She just had a reason to go crazy fangirl over Rarity.
>>14323818Why not both?
>>14323833the pantie designs ruin it
>>14323833ponka a whore
>>14323828that's a pretty bold faced lie
>>14323818Luna gets a good 12 hours a day. I'd say nighthorse celebration is covered pretty handily.>>14323823That's not rotten apples, she's just worked up a pretty harsh sweat from working all day.
>>14323833>Rarity the only one not showing off her panties>She's not wearing anyRarity a slut
>>14323841What about these?
>>14323841they really do.
>>14323850>single out Rarity>When Pinkie is showing off her smooth, featureless crotch
>>14323376Remember that time when Twilight turned into a princess and it killed the show for the second time?
>>14323849Except nobody appreciates her or her night. That's kinda the reason she turned into this.
>>14323849Either way, she reeks.
>>1432385110/10 would give wedgies to each of them
>>14323376I really enjoyed the musical format, A True True Friend was the best. Any Celestia is good Celestia.Seeing the ponies fuck up but not know why they where fucking up was highly entertaining and sad at the same time.>panko will never fix that waterchuteI accepted Twily's form before the episode aired. Such pretty wings~
>>14323851>one pony with 14 legs
>>14323861Pinkie gets excited being thrown in the air like that, sometimes they just fly right off when she gets going. It's not her fault.
>>14323834>filename>nightmare applejack's name>just wants to get everybody drunkBest nightmare and chistery's waifu
>>14323866I'm sure AJ smells lovely.Like apples and sweat.
>>14323876Well I figured Applejack is a kind of Moonshine anyway isn't it?
>Season 4 Episode 4>Title: Daring Don't>Synopsis: Rainbow Dash and friends offer to help their favorite author finish her latest book.>Air Date: December 7, 2013Guess we're going to get to meet Daring Do's author. In before it's Twilight's mom.
>>14323376I utterly hated MMC and Twilicorn. But that said, if any of you liked it, hey, good for you. I don't think you're a hasdrone for that.
>>14323879But can she see why kids love cinnimon toast crunch?
>someone requests something be drawn>draw it>multiple people point out every flaw, no thank yousWell ok
>>14323896This could be a pretty good episode.
>>14323902my african american
>>14323879I imagine she has the strongest hay smell of them all, but certainly a good dose of apple mixed in there.I'd imagine you can't even smell Rarity's own smell, instead just what she applies onto herself.And Pinkie Pie is baking stuff all morning and likes the smell so she ends up going about her day smelling like cakes, cookies and frosting.
Oh boy, we gonna rain spookiness down on ponyville in cute quest tonight.
Pone says speaking up is what you do
Only 60 more days until new ponyHow hyped are you
>>14323927>tfw Zecora didn't dress up as Ruby Rhod for Nightmare Night
>>14323912It's how you get better.
>>14323919Rarity smells like expensive perfume and shampoo and fabulousness and beauty
>>14323912Unless you want to become Dobson, you should appreciate the criticism more.
Pony got fired from pony's job because instead of waking up, eating breakfast, showering and leaving early to get to work on time, pony shitposted in the general and was 10 minutes late for the 12th time
>>14323950It's also how I get demotivated because I have no validation
>>14323941>Bhe never put a B in there. it was all Z's.
>>14323953More like withered cum and sluttines
>>14323939>60Are you stuck in some time warp anon?
>>14323943>Zecora does the entire whisper in your ear bitunf
You can kiss pone's butt
>>14323968Please, Rarity always showers after she lets 20 stallions cover her in pony spunk
>>14323963Why do you think most artists are horribly depressed?Still, at least they looked, right?
This thread is now Floston...
>>14323963>no validationApparently people think you have potential, since they critiqued your work by pointing out where you can improve.That's quite some validation to me.Also, about the 'no thank' stuff, it's probably because the original requester wasn't there. Repost your drawing later and see what the response is.
>>14323551I just like to check in from time to time to time to time to time...
>>14323998STEAL HER PONIES
>>14323998>tfw still no respond>never respond>tfw low-race nigga scum that deserves no attention
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HAAALP?
pony is sending out an sos
Why does S4 looks so amazing?
>>14324017derpy pls appear every episode throughout s4
>>14324024>rumbleAnon I think you need glasses
>>14324022Did the tiger take pony's family?
>>14323998xieril pls draw butts
>>14324026>The Princess Twilight Sparkle™ Show>amazing
>>14324033he meant the captions
I hope Applejack has the most emotional transformation into an alicorn princess.
>>14324033XierilYou are my glasses
>>14324026Because the Nr #1 villain is going to make a comeback.
>>14324043>muh waifufuck off xieril
>>14324000>Repost your drawing later and see what the response is"why are you reposting your shit art?"
>>14324005>>14323990put those toys down.
>>14324022Pony should have have reduced speed after those ice warnings
>>14324046You mean RD's speech bubbleyeah, you do need glasses
>>14324043Show has always been around twilight you goof
Is this a good pony?
>>14324059He's so mad he bit his tongue
>>14324054http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=why+are+you+reposting+your+shit+art%3F>no resultDon't make the general a worse place than it already is, Anon
>>14324027What if Derpy delivers a package that sets off the episode's plot? Including holding the clipboard in her mouth while her recipient signs it?
>>14324069no that's a pedestal with a birdy on it.
>>14324069For the last time stop putting the ponies on a pedestal.
https://derpibooru.org/462053I want to be the dickmare in the middle.
>>14324060i know it says mumble read: supposed to say "mumble" and so did that other anon (who i am not). He was just saying rumble cause he wanna
>>1432406910/10 pony in my opinion
>>14324083I would love this if it wasn't scat.Look at those assholes. Perfect.
think guys, in just 21 days we can go jerking off in chat to mlp together and then yell and hate everyone after
>>14324027As much as I like Derpy I want her specialized appearances to be spaced out. Though I can't deny that I was disappointed to see her missing throughout season 3
>>14324084Derpy wants a cuddle
>>14324050But Kael'thas isn't in the show...
>>14324070Yes, poor ponies are prone to tongue chomping when angryIt is hard to take them seriously when they try scowling at you with that little orange tongue sticking out
>>14324085Xieril, I gotta know. If Rainbow Dash wasn't a part of the show, who would you waifu?
>>14324069That pedestal is quality stuffI can't see any ponies, though.
>>14324085Nah, would be better if yellow.5/10
>>14324073I think I would die from happiness.
>>14324072AnonAnon he was making a joke
Would you own a horse if you could?Mare or stallion?or both?
>>14324115>implying xieril would even watch the show without Rainbow Dash
>>14324097>>14324083I'd like futa Celestia and futa Luna to double team a dickmare. Not too crazy about the giant logs of shit.
>>14324137The fact that the mod was a pedo makes that whole thing even funnier
>>14324123Alright, alright. I'm tired.
>>14324154I have no clue what that's about
>>14324145WHO SAID THAT?
what time does CuteQuest start?
>>14324137Could i get some context on that pic?
My fleshlight is finally shipping. I feel like a kid on Christmas
>>14324154What is that, something awful? I'm not even a little surprised that the mods are pedos there.
>>14323376My head-canon: Cutie Marks don't represent a pony's "destiny". Instead, they're representations of a pony's soul. When Twilight Sparkle cast Starswirl's unfinished "destiny spell", she shuffled her friend's cutie marks into the wrong bodies.So, for example, when Twilight talked to who she thought was Rarity trying to do Rainbow Dash's job, she was in fact talking to Rainbow Dash. It's just that Rainbow Dash now had Rarity's body, memory, and temperment. It wasn't Rarity being compelled by Dash's cutie mark to carry out Dash's "destiny", it was Dash attempting to go about her life burdened with Rarity's identity stamped on top of her.
>>14324162>ponies get banned from SA (somethingawful)>turns out the mod that made the ban was a pedophile
>that feeling when I'm gonna have to miss the live airing of new episodes thanks to classes
worst pony worst fans
>>14324172WHICH ONE OF YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS JUST SAID THAT SHIT?
>>14324177You don't say
Anti Six, or Negative Six?
>>14324183I think you mean "best pony, best fans"And Rarity is obviously an anal expert. She knows how to take a dick up there. Lub or no lube.
>>14324154That's something awful.
>>14324176"Destiny" is a very otherworldly way to say the same thing
>>14324162AAtrak was a convicted Pedo raping 8 yr olds, n shit, of the TVIV forms which spawned a bunch of mlp shit and is largely accredited to the hype of mlp.They banned ponies as it was a supposed 'pedo' shitfest, which the mod who said all mlp lovers were pedos raped an 8 year old; and could be found out by a simple google search.
>>14324193WAS IT YOU STRINGBEAN? YOU SKINNY ASS LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER?
>>14324203Rarity anal doesn't protect you from pregnancy! Out of all the pone in mlp who would make best mom
>>14324217Holy shit. SA is creepy.
>>14324217Rewrite this in proper english and without acronyms, please?
>Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!!>Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!!>Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!!>Rara-sama!!>Rara-sama!! Rara-sama!!
>>14324191>sweetie belle will never dominate and demean you only to smother you in kisses afterwardS-sweetie-sama...
>>14324217SA has a lot of shit mods and shit users, but they swear up and fucking down that they are the best forum out there and paying helps keep the undesirables away.I mean fuck, they have Schmorkey and even ignoring all the babyfur and furry drama shit surrounding him you can still pin him and other SA users down for driving some guy into killing himself and then bragging about it.
>>14324232>Out of all the pone in mlp who would make best mom
>>14324237I'm drinking a bit sorryBasically>pedo mod says pony is banned from SA>pedo mod is a convicted pedo, can be found by simple google search>Pedo mod conveniences forums bronies are pedos>bans a shit load of bronies>bronies forum roundstavle>Mod turns out to be actual pedo
>>14324232Her and AJ would make the best mothers.People think Fluttershy would, but I just don't see it.>tfw you will never have both AJ and Rarity as moms;_;
>>14324258Yeesh, really? Say what you like about /b/, but if it's clear that somebody's really depressed and not just looking for attention they sack up and help him.
>>14324258Fuck you faggot the IT forum has a bunch of awesome dudes, dunno about the rest of SA though
>>14324276rarity would be a terrible mothershe'd be like one of those beauty pageant moms who only see their kids as an accessory to show off
>>14324291Shut your mouth
>>14324265>Celestia is your mom>she sings you to sleep with her celestial voice>milf statusMah dick
>>14324246>mfw Rarity is less offended by Sweetie Belle getting into her makeup than she is by her doing such a bad job of putting it on.
Oh look, the thread is about best pony again.
>>14324298>Yfw you realize all the random sons and daughters, decendants in general she has around Canterlot>Dating can get really, really awkward when your mom points your girlfriend is your cousin at the dinnertable
>>14324284Most of the things /b/ does is pretty harmless.If you go against what the folks on SA consider "normal" they'll harass the fuck out of you just for the sake of it.I mean, there's a lot of cool people that use the site and some really funny content does come out from time to time, but on the whole, it's a really shitty place with a worse superiority complex than MLPG.
>>14324303>She teaches Sweetie Belle how to put it on and how to flirt
>>14324311I love Rainbow Dash threads!
>>14324258what >>14324286 saidIt really depends on what sub forum you go to. Stuff like cooking and fitness are great, the coding and computer hardware stuff is also fine.But the closer you get to video games and the like the worse it gets.
"Miss Rar-ow, Miss Rarity, I must confess that I've NEVER had my mane -ow- treated in this manner before! None of -ooh- my previous stylists have ever used one of these- these tools on me!""With all due respect, princess, I am a professional. I believe I know my way around a simple combing, though how a mane as unique as yours is capable of split ends, I'll never know.""ow"
>>14324298>You will never have Celestia adopt you when you arrive in Ponyville for some strange reason>She will never threaten to send you to the moon if you tell other ponies about how she sings you lullabys and rocks you to sleep with magic at night>she will never kiss your cheek as you sleep in another room in Canterlot Castle>that feelj.peg
>>14324318Nigga /b/ will fuck you up if you take it the wrong way
>>14324318>with a worse superiority complex than MLPG.Is that a challenge?
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14324326Are you an IT goon as well?
>>14324217TVIV doesn't actually stand for anything
>>14324336Anon I think you have some very serious unresolved parenting issues that you might want to see someone about.
>>14324339DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, SCAR!
>>14324291I really don't think so. She'd dress you up and make sure you always looked your best, sure, but I doubt she'd go that far.I think she'd be a very loving, caring mother who can just be a bit uptight sometimes. I think she'd be the type of mom who'd always tell her kids there is beauty in all things or something. If you had her for a mom you'd probably be the perfect gentleman/lady
>>14324341Nope, I'm cavern of cobol, and yospos
>>14324333Hnnng, that's cute
Rara a shit.
>>14324339You can't out elitist SA. There's just no way.
>>14324336You already know that castle has some comfy ass guest rooms
>>14324347It's actually a joke about intravenous therapy
Pony forgot what she was doing...
RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARApony no start
>>14324232>Rarity>She doesn't have children>Continues to throw herself into her work day in and day out, always giving herself to her friends and family rather then thinking of herself beyond furthering her career>She becomes much more successful than her friends who she watches grow old with families of their own>Her name renowned world wide in the fashion industry>Her friends and family hold her in the highest regard as on of the most caring and generous ponies they've every known with the awards from countless charity organizations to prove it>As the curtain draws to a close on her final hour, everyone is at her bedside>And in that moment, as her eyes close one last time, she comes to the realization that while she may have been loved by many and given love to many, not once did she ever find a love that was special, a love that was hers and hers alone
>>14324383Try choking it.
>>14324377I'm also a STEM student, we tend to be quite elitist assholes.
>>14324388>Spike goes on to fuck like, 300 mares>Exactly 300>He had a little ocd about 300
>>14324383try gingering it
>>14324409but I promised someone I'd try and draw human flitter before night's end
>>14324362>this entire post
>>14324380Pony was just about to sit in my lap and vibrate.
>>14324429What was out of character?
>>14324424>human shit >ever
>>14324430that sounds rather lewd anon
xieril I have for you a Ranbou Dosh.
Why are Rarityfags so awful?
Pony wants you to stop masturbating as if your life depended on it
>>14324450Wow Dibby, you're slipping.
I really need to write more on top of LQ
>>14324397I swear there is no limit to your sluttiness!
>>14324450THIS IS HILARIOUS
>>14324450Someone has not been missing their leg days
I was down with futamare bladder fucking, and other shit, I even didn't mind sounding, but SCAT? You guys at MLPG have gone too far.
>>14324424I didn't mean at once. You can do it tomorrow. I think it deserves decent coloration and fixed wings for Celestia
>>14324475>GuysWe're all slutty mares here anon.
>>14324451they never shut the fuck up
>>14324461Sweetie belle and Rarity go to the mall.
>>14324439But it's fun!And also something I do need to work on.
>>14324461Rarity being a loving mother.
>>14324464Flying saucer is the ultimate slut
>>14324475It's just a few dudes.It's also FAR from new.
>>14324486>Ra ra tea>Loving
>>14324475Yeah it is pretty shitty tonight.
>>14324487lies and slander
Pony needs somebody to grease her butt
>>14324500>RaRaTeaIt'l get you going.
>>14324487Liar, I am the omegaslutOr is alphaslut the better term?
>>14324500>you will never drink rara tea
>>14324514But this is /mlp/
>>14324505Are you calling pony a liar?
>>14324457Nony mabey prefer Twoly?
>>14324508Look Dash the ass races were fun at first but I think you're taking it too seriously now. I don't think Scootaloo will ever sit the same after last time, and the smoke ruined the curtains.
>>14324508I'm always here for you pony
>>14324523Wow, Twilight wasn't spared by puberty.
>>14324475>That feel when my brother lent me his laptop when mine was broken for a little bit>my face when I found his porn folder, despite it being hidden, and there was fatfetish shit, scat shit, and even obese pony shit in itIt's hard to look my brother in the eye anymore.
This thread shows why I switched from Rarity to Fluttershy.
AWAKEN THE LETH
>>14324522why would pony say such a thing
>>14324523Needs more greyhorse
>>14324535You're looking at his dick now aren't you?
>>14324485then don't fucking do it hereit's not mlp related
>>14324535>that terrible feelMine used his XBOX accounts to browse porn sites.
>>14324538Was it so you could save 15% or more?
>>14324538Oh man, oh jeez.
>>14324538Because you have bad taste?
>>14324548Because you won't kiss pony
>>14324545Arise the Chikun
>>14324563I'd kiss that stallion
>>14324461Dash and Fluttershy preparing Scoots for her first date. Make it as funny and sweet as you can.
>>14324563I think I'd go broke.
>>14324559Waif Fluttershy <3
>>14324563>not colored in Twily colorsYou had one fucking job
>>14324563How much to kiss your ponut?
>>14324569Do you think a stallion-run kissing booth would have been nearly as popular given how mares there are in Ponyville?
What is MLPG watching?http://youtu.be/MJvlmiJS9zcIt's been so long since I've seen it, and it still holds up.
>>14324569If you want to kiss her marecock, that's 30 bits
>>14324583Take it up with xenu
>>14324554Wow, not even discrete about it? Bad manners man... Can't even take the time to delete the history after
>>14324578Definitely best waifu material.
>>14324599i'll take it up with whoever's responsibly for that citrus war crime
>>14324563But anon I think everyone would kiss that pony
Fluttershy wouldn't be a terrible wife, but you would be a terrible husband for her.
>>14324486>TL;DR tangentIf there's gonna be any sort of story about Rarity being a loving mother, it's gonna involve her sacrificing everything for her child to make sure that child gets everything it deserves while keeping that child humble and respectable. I can imagine Rarity trying to juggle being a working mother, but her family would come first when it came down to who needed her more. Then again, she could also be a total bitch and worry about her having a child affecting her work and asking that her child respect that she's doing everything in her power to give her child the life she wanted. Meanwhile her child goes off on a negative attention tangent because he/she really does love Rarity as a mother but doesn't want her to choose her career over her child. After Rarity gets some consoling from her friends, this just loops back to the first part. Speaking of which, all of this would only be possible if she was working for other people, which she might not seeing as she runs her own business as it is.>>14324514
>>14324554>Mine used his XBOX accounts to browse porn sites.
>>14324618Then kiss her you slut
I would be Applejack's househusband.At least until she makes me work in the field.
>>14324560Rarity is a bad character, no one actually likes her and her fans are even worse as shown in this thread.>>14324559>>14324578She is best for a reason.
>>14324592what if jihadists found a way to equestria
>>14324574Who's her date?
Gee sis, your belly is almost as big as the MOON!
>>14324522Cheerilee is such a cute teacher pone
>>14324621>rarity>sacrificing anythinglol good onenot once outside of the intro episodeshe's been repeatedly selfish since then
>>14324650Pony virgins everywhere
HEY HEY YOU YOU
>>14324619I don't deny it. I'm often angry and anti-social.
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.
>>14324635Does that count as cheating on ones waifu anon
>>14324653it could be Rumble if you want, or just any other random colt. You should probably age Scoots up to her teens. If you want.
>>14324660>Rarity>Not the most generous of the mane 6, only rivaled if you count Fluttershy's kindness towards animals as "generous"
How would you like your Rarara?
>>14324664memories of skipping that song every time it came on in Burnout
>>14324648I agree with you on Rarity. Posting superior horse waifu, though.
>>14324660You're probably right. As a Rarifag I'm probably just thinking of her more highly than I should be inb4 SLUT
>>14324648If no one likes her how does she have fans? You're not making any sense here, anon.>>14324660Remember that time she made dresses for her friends?Or that time agreed to let Spike eat some of the gems she helped her find?Or the time she volunteered to be a guinea pig for a spell just so she could help Rainbow Dash?Or the time she gave a princess a makeover
>>14324674Only if you touch butts
>>14324686I call her Dotrar, because I am weak.
>>14324687>skipping the song>not singing along very loudly
>>14324660>tfw friends tried to explain that her being so at odds with her element means she's the best characterPretty sure it just means she's bad at her element.
>>14324590Why does Tails sound mentally retarded?
>>14324661>implying they wouldn't think the ponies were heretical
>>14324684>was only being nice to twilight for her connections and gala tickets>butts in on dash's flying performance when the contest was already full>only loved blueblood for his royal connections>makes sweetie belle carry all her luggage>stole spike's birthday presentI could go on, but that would require more effort on my part
>>14324698Very well then anonI will do itI will kiss the pone
>>14324621>that entire spoiler.
>>14324708He's a kid.
>>14324695Cute belly button.
>>14324680>older scootsIs it wrong to think that Scoots has scarlet johansson's voice when she's older
>>14324695he didn't realize all those times, because it's not blatantly pointed out. In the first episode, it's like "SEE, SHE'S GENEROUS!!!" the other times it could be overlooked as "plot advancement"
>>14324704I like the cut of your jib.
I want to date Cheerilee.
>>14324688I'm stuck between those two adorable pegasi.
>>14324715would you kiss mute pony on a lakeboat while a bunch of sea animals sing
>>14324695>no vaginaseriously, what the fuck
>>14324695I almost forgot the time she, despite being incredibly jealous, constantly encouraged her friend to be a model because she knew she was perfect for it.
Rarity is not, has never been, and will never be a slut.
>>14324753>rarity as a sperm
>>14324687I flat out turned that song off
>>14324744No, that sounds like a setup
>>14324752You mean how she guilt-tripped Fluttershy into doing it, despite her constant protests? Yeah, real nice of her to do that.
>>14324753Other than that one time with all those stallions. All the other times too.
Stop looking at pone's tits
Pony keeps flying into your closed window at night. You don't think this is good for her posture.
>>14324664I DON'T LIKE YOUR PONEFRIEND
>>14324695>forgetting the time she used a little kid's feelings for her to steal his own present>forgetting the time she lied to her friends and getting away with it
>>14324586>100 bits if it's on the ponut~
>>14324761I-If Rarity started out as a sperm cell, doesn't that mean she is a cannibal when she swallows copious amounts of semen?
>>14324748No penetration and you have to be kidding if you think she's going to put her mouth on that thing before she gives you a thorough cleaning inside and out.You're welcome to gently massage her smooth, featureless crotch though and listen to her moan.
>>14324794I'll just spread her open.
>>14324787How much to kiss her horsecock?
>>14324807>I'll just pry her open with my hard rock dick
>>14324790No. She was a slut from the moment she was conceived.
>>14324771She pushed her because she knew she was perfect for it. She was beautiful and graceful. Fluttershy didn't really speak up in away to let her know this is a career she didn't want to pursue, everything she said against it could be chalked up to her usual shyness and lack of confidence, so of course her friend would try to motivate her >>14324785She didn't steal it from him, he gave it to her willingly. What we saw wasn't her flirting with him or using her looks and his feelings for her to get what we want, but what Spike sees Rarity as. Larson even confirmed this.She lied to her friends, yes, but in the end she realized what was more important and even stood up for them, sacrificing her biggest chance to make it in high society.It's like you people don't even watch the show.
>>14324751would you be in the middle of a warm feathery pegasi sandwich
>>14324781Needs to appear in another episode dammit
>>14324831Fucking delusional Rarity fag reporting in?
>>14324831>It's like you people don't even watch the show.It's ok. I'm watching the exact same show you are
>>14324807>hmmm no holes back here>guess I'll just have to make one
>>14324831>What we saw wasn't her flirting with him or using her looks and his feelings for her to get what we want, butahahahahahahahaok you can stop nowyou've already given up
>you will never touch giga horse's giga junk
Rarity's not perfectDerpy is
>>14324807>>14324822No matter how much pressure you apply you'll never find any fold or place for your dick. You'll just have to court her until she finally agrees to putting her mouth on that 'thing'
Why are rarifags the worst?
>>14324860i dont know what that is but you had me at horse junk
>>14324838What if Stretch Armstrong style Blossomforth toy?
>>14324862She is second perfect.
>>14324831>What we saw wasn't her flirting with him or using her looks and his feelings for her to get what we wantThis is absolute bullshit and you know it. She loudly expressed her desires for the gen, and did use her looks on him to get it, un intentionally or not.
>>14324873To make up for having best pony waifu.
>>14324862You misspelled Cheerilee
>>14324882I would laugh, and have to buy it simply on principle
>>14324867Dash that is an improper use of loose nails.
>>14324865took me a while to figure out the horn coming out of AJs cheek
>>14324856>>14324846>I don't have an actual argument, but I'm going to respond anyway>>14324887It was confirmed that that was not the case. She expressed her desires for the gem, yes, but she never asked for it or tried to persuade Spike to give it to her. He gave it to her willingly because he has a crush on her.
>>14324835that sounds heavenly
>>14324895Such a good pone
>>14324901YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BURN HEAL FOR THAT ONE.
>>14323405I don't need it.
>>14324900That's her hoof.
>>14324906she did literally everything she could without outright saying "spike can I have the gem?"she stole his birthday present from himthe one he had been working on for monthsnigga I don't care if "he gave it to her willingly" there's such a thing as common decency and declining shit you obviously shouldn't be receiving
>>14324906>He gave it to her willingly because he has a crush on her.After putting a whole show in front of him. Face it, Rarity is a bitch and steals from little kids.
>>14324917I NEEEEEEEED ITTTTT
>>14324895>>14324911>voted most likely to call you schmoopykins in a relationshipNah, I'm good.
>>14324874Giga horse is really really really big horse.
>>14324937Better than a retard
>>14324937>implying she would ever do that>implying you wouldn't do that, too, if you were under the effects of the love potion
>>14324942how big are we talking about here, adding a bunch of reallys doesnt help describe the size.
>>14324937>AJ will never call you sugarcube
>>14324926>>14324930All she did was say how beautiful the gem was. She loves gems. That's her thing. She didn't steal anything because it was given to her. She does nice things for Spike and this was Spike doing a nice thing for her, a pony he has a big crush on.Please look up the definition of stealing/theft.
>>14324965Yeah, those two things aren't even similar.
>>143244500/10, can see pixels.
"Yo anon, wanna go O&O'ing with me and the girls?"
>>14324966that horse wife looks pretty nice
>>14324966I actually would that horse.
>>14324976>All she did was say how beautiful the gem wasmaybe you should watch the show againand no she treats spike like literal garbage because she knows she can get away with ityou know, the part where she had spike look through her garbage for her
>>14324948I actually really like her. I was glad that Cheerilee got some solid episode time in and I like her VA as well.
>>14324986Nice try changeling
>>14324986What is O&Oing?
>>14324966those lips still make me giggle
Cute "Quest" starting up soon, sorry for the delay.I'll link once the thread on the sub is up.
Who would win?
>>14324986Shit nigga I'm in.
>>14324980or are they.....
>>14324966He's talking about SB's monster ponies.
>>14325000Ogres & Ovaries
>>14325009Applejack and it isn't even close. DYEWTS?!
>>14325008WOOOWE GONNA SPOOPY
>>14325003u havin 1, m8?
>>14324986damn nigga why is your eyeball so huge
>>14325021But girls don't do nerdy things like that.
>>14324994I'm watching it nowhttp://youtu.be/6U6Eh5gc32A?t=1m51s>and no she treats spike like literal garbage because she knows she can get away with itFor the most part she's nothing but nice to Spike. She gives him gifts and let's him spend time with her.
>>14324976Yet you didn't mention the fact that she, despite knowing full well how much that gem meant to spike, took it for herself. She could've said no, but didn't and manipulated SPike unintentionally into giving the gem to her.
>Princess Celestia was a fool, she was so blinded by her rage, so obsessed with protecting her subjects, that she never realized that her own body began to fall apart. If she had heeded my warning, she might have been at your side at this moment.
>>14325029That doesn't count. That Applejack was a cowardly liar.
>>14325039its rare but i seent it they do exist but good luck finding one that is boyfriend free.
>>14325045>let's him spend time with heroh my godhow graceful of hershe let spike be in proximity to herdoes her generousness know no bounds?
>>14325045>letting someone spend time with you>being innately niceIs it nice to put your needles in a person while you are working?
>>14325057She's too good.
>>14325062It's not like it hurts him
>>14325038Spiderman, you can't just call someone a nigger!
what do you think of roses costume. its from a shit show but i think it turned out pretty good
>>14325048You're right, she didn't say no. Because she did want the gem. And what if she did say no? Spike would obviously insist she take them gem from her because that's exactly something he'd do for her.>manipulatedConfirmed for false.>>14325057>>14325062A busy woman letting a child she has no relationship to spend time with her is a very generous gesture, especially when that woman is busy working.>Is it nice to put your needles in a person while you are workingThat and stomping on his tail were completely by accident, she was caught up in work/excitement to notice and he never spoke up about it. Those were also visual gags that you're reading too much into.
>>14325087>sential in a nutshel
>>14325100You're the guy spending all his time arguing in defense of a fictional cartoon horse. I'm not reading into anything.
>>14325121le logical fallacy face
>>14325089I would like to have a committed relationship with that contributor.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>14325152How do you think non magic horses clean their butts?
>>14325152i accept the wings, the episode was still stupid
>>14325172Like cats do
pony says she's going to post it again even though it stopped being funny the second time
>>14325121I'm just here enjoying talking about the show with my chums.
>>14325160you fuck get back in filter, how did you even get out
>>14325172They have a special rod that's glued at butt level so they can coat it in shampoo or soap and rub there tenderly
WHO LET YOU SCRUNCHDID I SAY YOU COULD SCRUNCHDON'T YOU SCRUNCH AT ME
derpy can fit more
>>14325172Bidet, or a long treadmill like stretch of toiletpaper they just scoot on.
>>14325172with a high fiber diet and the way the horse anus is designed so ponies can shit without the shit touching the asscheeks not much cleaning is required like a human ass
pony can pony more
>>14325182Are the tissues because she's crying or because she's squirting confrontation juice out of her horn?
>>14325178ponies must have terrible breath
>>14325160That's just it. Just when I learned how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them...
Can we at least agree that this bitch is a horrible character and that the show would be better off without her? She wasn't even supposed to be on FIM in the first place, and it shows.
>>14325049I like this. It reminds me of Elftor.Did you draw it?
>>14325219Why do humans have inferior anus design?
>>14325226That pony must be making bank then
>>14325229Yeah, her and Dash are the scum of the show.
>>14325229But Rarity is an excellently voiced and well written character.She's my 3rd favorite
>>14325222Can't it be for both?
>>14325241>Been eating alot of nuts lately>Yeah why?>She flicks several half digested walnuts from the back of the ponies mouth
>>14325157>tfw u will never have a qtp gf to draw with
Cute "Quest" up on the sub.http://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.htmlHope to see my questers there for our little spook session.Whether you participate or not, have a nice night!
>>14325252She would also be my third favorite, if Twily proves to be bad in the upcoming season.
>>14325250At least Dash gets some development compared to Rarity.>>14325252>well written>Rarity
>>14325259That's beyond disgusting
>>14325269Aww here we go!
>>14323914best robotnik, hands down
>>14325280Yeah, Wonderbolt Academy was some good shit. Easily top 3 in Season 3.
>>14325229No. She's the best character in all broken down regards. The show would be mediocre or below without her.>She wasn't even supposed to be on FIM in the first place, and it shows.Yes, she was. She was one of Faust's toys, pay attention.
>>14325269aw yisstime for spoocutey
Are you guys joking or do you actually hate Rarity? How can you hate any of the characters?No really how I'm confused
>>14325294Close, but no. Comic Eggman is the best.
>>14325304>is a new pony in g4>was one of faust's toysok
Rarity has the best character interaction.That's pretty much all she has going for her.
>>14325289I'd like this better if the text was left clear.
>>14325304Twilight is like the meat of the sandwich, but Rarity is probably the onions. Gives it a whole extra something else
>>14325319They be messing with ya
>>14325322he said robotnik, not eggman
pony likes your smell
>>14325319I know rightthey are lovely individuals and I would be honored to call any of them a friend
Pony wants you to admit S3 was pretty bad
QUICK MLPG WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PONE.
>>14325319I love them all, I just love Rarity less.
>>14325341All Dashfags ever seem to do is bring up how much they don't like Rarity. They're really the worst people in the general
>>14325343But I haven't bathed in days
>>14325348it was. There were some good lels though
>>14325319You're an alright kinda guy
>>14325323Seriously, pay attention. I don't like teaching people things.>>14325333Quit talking about yourself.
>>14325343Uh...thanks? Does this have anything to do with all that underwear I'm missing?
>>14325349She likes animalsYellowquiet is best horseI want to hug her
>>14325358I like Rarity though
>>14325304Hasbro told Faust to make Rarity for a character that little girls could relate to with the dresses and shit.
Rararararrararara is not my favorite at all, and yet the episodes where she has a leading or prominent role are all some of my favoruites
>>14325361Do you happen to have a gif of when they first met Candie in Unchained?
>>14325349So many applesShe bucks the trees to get themAnd she sells them, too.
>>14325370That picture isn't that great
>>14325349Rose is the best poneEven better than LyraShe is my waifu
>>14325369I like you, then
pony says your a grammer nazi
>>14325339His name is Ivo "Eggman Robotnik so it still counts.
>>14325358>he doesn't realize it is Twifags disguising themselves as Dashfags disguising themselves as Flutterfags who note on the side that they think Rarity is shit
>>14325349Pinkie is the bestBecause her smile hurts my chestI'd give her a hug
>>14325349R-Rara sama...R-R-Rara s-sama....R-Rara sama...!
>>14325349Pink doesn't existBut she be real, niggaI know in my heart
>>14325349she's rainbow coloredblue red orange yellow greenbut there is no pink
>>14325396Pony has to realize that she got a sub-par education.
Would you go out and eat sushi with fluttershy
>you will never pump your seed directly into pone's stomach
>>14325415This frog looks like it could talk, somehow
>>14325407What kind of Haikus are you reading, boy?
>>14325425Only if she used chopsticks
>>14325421Is it time?
>>14325397norobotnik is eggman's father you fucking nerd
>>14325394Sparity a shit
>>14325436It's a very expressive frog. Almost cartoony.
>>14325415>2nd line>6 syllableskill yourself
>>14325434You underestimate me, Anon.
>>14325445>Those earsOh god!!
>>14325436What would it say?
>>14325405pinkiefags are still the best then
>>14325441sushi could also be eaten with handsnow if only pony could grow hands
>>14325451Re-alDon't hate on my accent
>>14325455Yeah I get the feeling some old lady at hasbro made the dolls and they told the animators "Make it look like this."
>>14325445i like how no one at all questioned why they grew longer hair and turned into furries
>>14325457That title belongs to Applefags. They never bother anyone and just go on about their apple related business.
>>14325431You know it
>>14325457You misspelled Applefags. Both are my favorite.
>>14325445>suddenly ears and longer hair>the rest of the students are like "oh that's no biggie"
>>14325319Rarity is a slut. That's all there is really.
>>14325462Shy nigga, but these hoes love my ack-saint
>>14325473>>14325470applefags are smelly
>>14325475Alright, let's do this thing.
What if MT wrote fanfiction?
Pone should have a relaxing life.
>>14325445>the dress just bounces as a single unit like it's not even real fabricoh godit's painful
>>14325465i meant Oh God!! in a good way. Them shits too cute
>>14325485At least we work. All you Pinkiefags do is party all day, and consume enormous amounts of sugary sweets.
>>14325494I wouldn't be able to read it.
>>14325485Why are you talking about Tex in the plural?
>>14325480Don't make me sic my horsebando on you anonanon said I could have both and anon wouldn't lie
>>14325434>you will never have hot, thick semen pumped directly into your pone stomach
>>14325502So like every other fanfic then.
>>14325501"work" that takes entire days that would take a unicorn or pinkie pie 5 minutes to do
>>14325437Okay fine.Pink one who partiesHundreds of ponies know herRevel in her smile
>>14325499it's almost as if EQG is fucking awful in every conceivable way
>>14325500Out of curiosity are you a furry?
>>14325521No, I mean I literally wouldn't be able to read it.Critical mass of spelling errors.
>>14325456Some frog shit
http://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.htmlhttp://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.htmlhttp://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.htmlcute quest in goingaspi sucks at linking
Thanks MLPG. By and large, you're still good people.I'm sure that if you really tried, pony would call you her best friend.
Friendship Sentai Ponyranger
>>14325526Pinkie can't buck for shit. Have you even watched the most recent episode? She isn't cut out for the working life style.
>>14325456"You will never be the happy pepe you used to be"
>>14325544I'd like that very much.
>>14325526That shit upset me. I like to think they pay more attention to the show then to be as sloppy as they were in having that happen.It's totally bogus>>14325541What costume should a blue colt wear for Nightmare night, MLPG?
>>14325535So like every other fanfic then.
>>14325531I'm legally obligated to say "yes", It's not that extreme though
>>14325551that's because she was trying to do it like applejackAJ's had her entire life practicing being bad at productivity
>>14325559Something purplehe's too blue
>>14325578EW SHES ALL NAKED N SHIT
>>14325569pls rei more inverted nipples
>>14325557>tfw ded monstergals
>>14325568But in that their entire life got switched instantly with their cutie marks, thus Pinkie too had her entire life to learn to be shit at apple collecting, and she was worse than AJ at it. Your move, Pinkiefags.
"Now, open wide for me darling"
>>14325584Like she always is anon! And it is glorious
>>14325592that bitch could not into picking fruits
>>14325603She couldn't even fix a busted water chute
>>14325567Just trying to get a feel for who it appeals to, figured as much.
>>14325349I like Sweetie BelleShe is my ponimoutoI would cuddle her
>>14325587not rei just have some artbut I agree
>>14325593No, pony wears the collar.
I hope the new horse is in continued celebration of Dashvember.
>>14325632I loved that tumblr. It's a shame it's dead.
>>14325627That's not a collar Anon.
Are you celebrating batvember yet?
>>14325612She had so many fucking chores to do. It's really no fun being Apple Ponk.
>>14325640It's Rarvember, anon. We've been over this, Dashfags get Dash history month.
Pony says she'll do it tomorrow.
>>14325624http://i.imgur.com/Zc6BiIh.pngand some of rei's hyperponk
>>14325660Chores which the rest of the Apple family didn't even help her with.
>>14325677What about her is hyper?
>>14325683They were probably busy with their own chores.
>tfw lk is ded
>>14325675Pony will call now.
>>14325671It's always been Dashvember. Your futile attempts to rewrite the calendar are in vain. Go back to trying to force Sweetbruary to be longer than 28 days.
>>14325691Her tits when enhanced by magic.
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINKOR BALLOONS FLYING OVER YOUR FAVORITE DRINK
>>14325651It's symbolic anon.
>>14325701you foolit was actually chrysvember all along
>>14325627I agree anon but only if pony chooses to
>>14325693so it's no fun being any member of the Apple family?
>>14325709PINK ISN'T EVEN A REAL COLOR
>>14325691She's Pinkie.She's constantly hyper and jumpy and energetic.
>>14325712Of course I wouldn't force the collar on the pony, pony should be free and should be able to use the safety word if pony thinks things are too intense.
>>14325714Only if your destiny was to party, like Ponk.
>>14325712>FlyingSombra continues his attempts to enslave ponies
>>14325709favourite drink you say?
>>14325732C-can I be your slave, anon?
Why haven't you brightened up your day yet, MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmV-Q7R6rNs
>>14325758Yes, but you are going to have to work for it.
>>14325760>Why haven't you brightened up your day yetIt's night time you retarded pink horse!
I'm going to cuddle Rarity!
>>14325734But I said only if pony chooses too anonWhat kind of evil slaving overlord asks for volunteers
>>14325745And then they fucked.
>>14325774Everything you ever try to push on pony is to subjugate them to your will.
>>14325771>Night brightening your day even at night>Not properly praising the sunBad manners, Anonymous.
AJ has my favorite singing voice
>>14325773Unfortunately, the only Rarity we have is the filly model. Will that be a problem?
>>14325782But that is like the exact opposite of what I would wantI am afraid you do not understand me at all mister anonymous
>>14325760i don't even understand how this song is so perfect
>>14325792My favorite is Sweetie Belle's
The Hub uploaded a piece of the script of first S4 episode
>>14325798You try to cover your tracks with lies, but your actions couldn't be plainer.
>>14325767What should I do first, Master?
>>14325792SAD FOR A HWHILE
>>14325806>PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE>PRINCESS TWILIGHT
>>14325806>Twilight being able to create gusts of wind with her wings already>Twijack shippingSeason 4, I SEE YOU.
>>14325806>inb4 somebody bitches about Princess Twilight
>>14325806PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™
>>14325809Oh silly anon, someday you will figure it out
>>14325806>PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE>PRINCESS TWILIGHT>TWILIGHT SPARKLE (WHO IS A PRINCESS NOW)I swore I would stop being such a faggot about this but goddamn if they're not making it difficult
>>14325806>twilight flaps her wings so hard it blows everyone else awaypower level increasing hurrrr