Nightmare Night is nearly over.Quickly now, offer your candy before Nightmare Moon gobbles you up!Previous thread: >>14309784
>>14312693It's now November We're on the home stretch towards season 4.
>>14312712This is a strange fetishAlso, 22 DAYS
>>14312712God, this is someone's fetish. Why?
You know you want it.
>still using a trip despite not contributing for months
>>14312721When season 4 comes, do you think pony will finally learn to moumantai?
>>14312722Who is she hearting at? Is it a cute colt she likes?
>>14312728Everything that's been in cartoons as a gag has become a fetish to somebody
>>14312749she's obviously hearting at you, anonHope you're ready to keep her happy!
>>14312712>first post wasn't markerissac confirmed gobbled
>>14312746I have no Idea what that is
>>14312742I hate it when you see eyes through hair.
she's taller now
>>14312770>You will never be just generic enough to be shipped with everyone
Which one?How hard?
>>14312787Is she going to continue growing?
>>14312776Do you even moumantai?
>>14312802YesEvery time she learns a spell
derpy.me/y871rOh god, read the caption under his picture.
>>14312809>Big book of fuckin' magic>Twilightzilla
>>14312812>from empathy to faggot in 2 seconds
Guys you ever think we're wasting our lives talking about a girls cartoon?
>>14312826you're not supposed to delete your image and repost it every thread
>>14312809What if she likes growing and goes on a super spell spree of learning?
>>14312753>That pacman cartoon>Inflation,farting,pimplesOh god, we're going to be paying for this in the near future, aren't we?Some poor kid is going to see some inflation picture and it's going to activate the fetish inside of him.
>>14312812>As an homage to his irreverently positive sense of humor, and his love for My Little Pony, Joel was buried in a sweatshirt that bore the My Little Pony character Fluttershy and the phrase, “haters gonna hate.” >flutterfags
>>14312834>Guys you ever think we're wasting our watching sports?
>>14312841Celestia would have to indulge her for a while before teaching her the spell she uses to contain her mass
>>14312856>Guys you ever think we're wasting our lives working?
>>14312826>"BPG sucks">"I know, I'll post in this one!"
>>14312826damn that's awful
>>14312838what why not...i don't want to wait...can't you make an exception for me Mr.Anonymous, sir, please and thank you.
Your favorite pony just bazinga'd
>>14312863What, I don't think bpg sucksIt's just always a bit slower for my cj'ing tastesalso, i have a long dissertation that I want to post, but, don't want to go upstairs to get my notebook. I want to save it for later, when it's really dead.>>14312864splendidly awful
>>14312885>No wingsWell outdated sure but it could be worse, it could be Rarity.
>>14312891Analyze the tapes Johnson!
>>14312812That donut story is a shit story
>>14312812Feels good to laugh at a dead man.
>you will never have a cute magical talking pet pony to take care of
>tfw running out of excuses to not learn how to drawQuick, help!
>>14312906more teen pones doing drugs pls
>>14312930spend a couple hours drawing over the course of a weekif you don't want to kill yourself already, drawing may just push you towards that cliff
>>14312930How about "I shouldn't even bother"?
>>14312915The story says he likes to make people laugh, Anonit would be rude not to
>>14312930>I have no arms>I'm a quadriplegic>I'm addicted to krokodil and my fingers rotted off
>>14312930>Can't draw, fappin'.
>>14312930Oh, this one is easy. Learn to draw!
>>14312812 Joel was buried in a sweatshirt that bore the My Little Pony character Fluttershy and the phrase, “haters gonna hate.”HAHAHAHHAHAHAthat is wonderfulcan only imagine the clicks and squeaks our insect overlords that will inherit the earth and become archaeologists will make, on trying to figure out the meaning.
>>14312712So, a friend is literally flattened like rugThe first thing someone thinks of is to fold them up and sit on them....this is the line of thinking that ruins any chance of me understanding bizarre fetishes
HEY! MLPG! LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE PONIES!
>>14312940>if you don't want to kill yourself already, drawing may just push you towards that cliffNot him, but why is that?
>>14312930Well at least you can run out of excuses, I'm just painfully bad at learning things so what would usually come easy to other people feels like I'm bashing my head against a wall every time I open up codeblocks.
>>14312970looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river
>>14312949>I have no armsNo excuse huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/07/chinese-artist-huang-guof_n_858833.html
>>14312978I wish I could get back to doing code, but I never seem to run out of excuses for myself.
>>14312981chyeah......where am I going to get a FUCKING boat
>>14312930Just use Bug Bunny's excuse
ponies in relationships
>>14312967No need to understand anon
>>14312826weeee new thing for my filter~
>>14313012I didn't know Angel was a changeling.
Inhabitants of Peach Trees - this is Judge Dredd.In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of The City. Ma-Ma is not the law.I am the law. Ma-Ma is a common criminal; guilty of murder, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as Slo-Mo, and as of now, under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes... you have been warned. And as for you Ma-Ma...Judgement time.
BRING I THE PONY HORSE
>>14313027>InkyHis stuff for the Halloween event was really good.
>>14313045>>14313027fuck off nathan
>>14313036Is that Trefoil?
>another Nightmare Night gone by>tfw still haven't gotten to gobble Pip-chan's backside
>>14313036ha ha, excellent
>>14313059A fine way to talk to your elders
>>14313045That image makes me very happy for many reasons.
>>14313061Yes it is.
>>14313036>Savannah Smile as marilyn monroMY DIIIIICKgoddamn it art anon those scouts are just fillies, why would you dress that one up as a sex idol?
>>14313062>You will never gobble his ponut
>>14313036Arrest under repealed laws - temporary revocation of Judge title and benefits
>>14313036>>14313084>Dredd>not AndersonTrefoil still the worst
>>14313080>you will never be a cute little mare with a big fuckin' prince husband
>>14313089Is not marilyn.
>>14313084I... I want to snuggle it.Can I snuggle it?
>>14313036Awesome! I love me some Dredd.All of 'em are darn cute, AA. Good work.
Streaming The Shining in a fewhttp://derpy.me/2p9ga
>>14313062>candy cornThose are his novelty buttplugs, anon.
>>14313101The fuck it isn't.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTPdVK7OFDg
>>14313100I would a Shield Maiden so hard
>>14313116Just posting one of my favorites
Why didn't Chrysalis just turn into a dragon and eat everyone
Pone can't stop masturbating in public!
>>14313131Speaking of, does anybody have that pic of Rarity in that outfit from a few years back? I seem to have misplaced it.
>>14313131So how much of a blonde bombshell is Savannah as an adult?
>>14313113what an amazing work of art
Oh human! What do you got in there? It has such a strong musk!
>>14313148Which dress in particular?
>>14313135I'm glad you liked it <3
>>14313166It's my video games.
>>14313145pony can hide his cock in my mouth if it's going to be a problem
>>14313172I think it was the one Marily n wore for that song in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.I specifically requested a pic of Rarity singing that song or done up in that outfit. The pic itself had a stallion on either side of her holding a paper heart in their hooves.
>>14313166>Fluttershy directly asking for anon to whip his dick outOh Japan.
>>14313166It's a videogames.
>>14313193Ah, thank you
>>14313166>Are you coming out Mr. Penis?>See, I'm not afraid!
Rarity is not a slut.
>>14313036Shot in the dark but is Do Si Do supposed to be Kaylee from Firefly?
>>14313231No, but you are.
>>14313231on opposite day she isn't
>>14313236>On a very special episode of MLP>Scootaloo won't stop scooting
>>14313231But she is vapid, selfish, materialistic, and melodramatic.
>>14313231Of course she isn't. Her element is generosity, not charity.She takes all customers, but she doesn't give for free what can be sold at a price.
Tell me something nice about a pony you don't like.
>>14313241only onlineI'm very set on monogamy
>>14313255She can multiple dicks with ease
>>14313255She's helping Fluttershy with her problems.
>>14313255She's not going to be in season 4, that was nice of her
>>14313255She's only a cunt 99% of the time.
>>14313255Pinkie makes me smile more than any other pony
>>14313255she was good in this Day Ariathat's about it really
>>14313264but she could have eaten everyone but shiny
>>14313255I like all the ponies but they aren't real and they probably wouldn't fuck me if they were
>>14313217>>14313236>thunk thunk thunk thunk
>>14313255But, I like all the ponies.
>>14313255She's so pure I find it impossible to masturbate to her.
>>14313289that's not good enough for her brood, though
>>14313298Wow, I never noticed the decent size of her penis.
>>14313255She makes the other fillies good by proxy.
>>14313300>fluttershy>pureShe's had more critters inside her then the everfree forest.
>>14313255She has a sidekick that's pretty cute.
Oh man the new South Park game looks like it has Paper Mario style gameplay
>tfw no pony gf>tfw no wakeup pony blowjobs
>>14313333Pinkie, you're not shy.So come over here and sit in my lap - I'll give that impressive girth a good stroke~
MLPG, I'm drunk. Suggest a pone to fantasize about.
>>14313266>>14313268>>14313270>>14313286>>14313317>>14313329Why don't you bastards let us know who your talking about?
>>14313316>>14313333Would it be weird to compliment a mare about the size of her penis?I bet it makes Fluttershy really embarrassed. It might cause her to make the problem even harder to hide.
So, MLPG, now that Halloween is over, what did you go as?What would your favorite pony dress as?
>>14313343any of these homos
>>14313089Because Shirley Temple isn't a blonde.
NO DEAR SISTER, I HAVE SPENT A THOUSAND YEARS WITHOUT BEING FUCKED.YOU WILL CALL ON EVERY GUARD TO AID ME AND YOU WILL DO SO NOW.
>>14313338>tfw there are ponies out there right now roleplay fucking in Nightmare Night costumes>You will never be one of there partners
>>14313343Well shit, I think you answered your own question with that picture.
>>14313343I've been thinking about Trixie lately, you should too.
>>14313356shining armor? OKAY.
>>14313314well then she could have eaten the only threat
>>14313299That is the loveliest batpony ever made.
>>14313364A solid choiceEnjoy
>>14313338Die, die, die my darlingDon't utter a single wordDie, die, die my darlingJust shut your pretty eyesI'll be seeing you againYeah, I'll be seeing you, in hellSo don't cry to me oh babyYour future's in an oblong boxDon't cry to me oh babyYou should have seen it a-coming onDon't cry to me oh babyHad to know it was in your cardDon't cry to me oh babyDead-end soul for a dead-end girlDon't cry to me oh babyAnd now your life drains on the floorDon't cry to me oh babyDie, die, die my darlingDon't utter a single wordDie, die, die my darlingJust shut your pretty mouthI'll be seeing you again, yeah-yeahI'll be seeing you, in hellDon't cry to me oh babyYour future's in an oblong boxDon't cry to me oh babyYou should have seen it a-coming onDon't cry to me oh babyHad to know it was in your cardDon't cry to me oh babyDead-end soul for a dead-end girlDon't cry to me oh babyAnd now your life drains on the floorDon't cry to me oh baby
>>14313344I didn't think it was that hard to figure out I was talking about Diamond Tiara.
>>14313344>she's confirmed not going to be in season 4take a guess
>>14313377Wow, I never noticed how nice an ass he has.
>>14313343Fantasize about getting drunk with Gilda instead
>>14313379Aspirant pls sorry for bothering but pls write when you can
>>14313387...Clover the Clever?
>>14313389if you say so
oh metalocalpyse endedtime to catch up I guess
>>14313370I love bat ponies and I want to see them in the show.Comeon hasbro you money loving slut, make it happen with some new shitty toys so we can get episodes!
>>14313397The changelings just want to be loved, that's all.
>>14313298>that penisoh shit, what an error
What a good Halloween.Got 160 kids, sadly no pony costumes. I guess MLP just isn't at big here as it is in the States. Costume of the night goes to the Harley Quinn who way very impressed I knew who she was.
>new cock sheathe out from bad dragon>too small to wear itsigh
Screams break the silenceWaking from the dead of nightVengence is boilingHe's returned to kill the lightThen when he's found who he's looking forListen in awe and you'll hear himBark at the moonHa ha ha ha ha...Years spent in tormentBuried in a nameless graveNow he has risenMiracles would have to saveThose that the beast is looking forListen in awe and you'll hear himBark at the moonHey yeah, bark at the moonThey cursed and buried him along with shameAnd thought his timeless soul had gone, goneIn empty burning hell - unholy oneBut he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong)Ooh, yeah baby
>>14313419Bat ponies will be in an episode.They will not screech, they will not have fangs, and they will operate fine during the day.
>>14313441You were counting the children...?You had 160 pieces of candy?!
>>14313398Anon, please, I'm glad you want me to write, but sometimes I just want to check in on MLPG before I get back to the grindstone.Rest assured I'm working on stuff, okay?
>>14313391>Rarity giving Rainbow Dash a lick behind AJ's backSCANDALOUS
>>14313412>dat crease line on the third step
>>14313469Aspirant pls have a good November
>>14313465>no screechBUT THATS THE BEST PART
>>14313449I brought that up a few days agoYou still care about it?
>>14313469You're awesome, and the more you put out there the better.
>>14313468160 was a new record for us! Bragging rights around the neighbourhood.
>>14313465As long as they look cute and love tomato juice I'm all for it. I hope they use them but completely ignore fan ideas.
>>14313392>Sitting on your balcony with Gilda>You've gone through half a case of beer and a bottle of scotch>Gilda finishes the can in her hand and crushes it as she looks on a guy standing on a street corner below.>"Bet I can hit him.">"Wha? No way.">"Fuck you, I can totally hit him!">"I'll bet you ten bucks you can't!">"Throw in the next round of drinks and you're fuckin' on!">"Fine! Go!">She gets up and stumbles inside>A minute later, you see a woman stagger up to the man, and suckerpunch him dead in the face.>She turns and points in... the general direction of your balcony.>"TOLD YOU I COULD HIT HIM, DWEEB!"
When there's lightning – you know it always bring me downCause it's free and I see that it's meWho's lost and never foundI cry out for magic - see it dancing in the lightIt was cold - lost my holdTo the shadows of the nightThere's no sign of the morning comingYou've been left on your ownLike a Rainbow in the DarkA Rainbow in the DarkDo your demons - do they ever let you goWhen you've tried - do they hide - deep insideIs it someone that you knowWe're just a picture – we’re an image caught in timeWe're a lie - you and IWe are words without a rhymeNo sign of the morning coming‘Cause you've been left on your ownLike a Rainbow in the DarkRainbow in the DarkWhen there's lightning – you know it always brings me downCause it's free and I see that it's meWho's lost and never foundI cry out for magic – see it floating in the airBut it's fear - and you'll hearIt calling you beware – look outNo sign of the morning comingThere's no sight of the dayYou've been left on your ownYou are a RainbowRainbow in the DarkRainbow in the DarkRainbow in the DarkA Rainbow in the DarkToo many morningsRainbow in the Dark, dark, darkI see you’re all, you’re all, you’re all RainbowsYou are Rainbows in the Dark
Feet are starting to give me a boner, what's happening to me
>>14313502Like the idea of them loving fruits.
>>14313505what a griffon~
>>14313524Chests, male and female, feet, butts and dicks are all universal boner materials
>>14313530I would too if Fruit Bats didn't already exist.
>>14313530Guilty, but if they're bat ponies they need to have some kind of vat traits, I guess? Unless they're something completely different like cave ponies or something.Personally, I'd rather see sea ponies first.
>>14313524You're lying, that's what's happening to you.
>>14313441I wish kids would knock on my door and ask me for candy.
>>14313530I want a durian so freaking bad
>>14313542>feetI disagree, I find feet to be the ugliest part of the body that isn't an internal organ.
>>14313545It is absolutely shameful that Rarity would cheat with Rainbow Dash behind AJ's back.
How hard would you get if a bat pone guard and regular guard did a few low key, funny background stuff in the middle of spooky episodes?
>>14313557I don't.I'm male, I'd probably get arrested for giving children candy.
>>14313545What a rude little pony!
>>14313587What the shit rainbow dash don't fuckin' cuss.
>>14313561You know they smell horrible, right?
>>14313566whether you realize it or not, but small feet are considered attractive for women. Mostly because they signify fertility in women, meaning, that a healthy woman has small feet because of high estrogen levels. Conversely, women that are pregnant or unhealthy have larger feet. Go ahead look it up if you don't believe me.
>>14313587shut the fuck up rainbow dash
I'm coming dashie!
>>14313587If an apple pie costs 4 bits at a reasonable inflation, how many apples can you buy for 1 bit? I can't imagine a pony being upset at the loss of an apple.
>>14313604yes, i don't care, the idea of the stink makes me salivate like crazy.
>>14313623It's more akin to you dropping your hamburger or pizzaIt's not the value you care about, it's fuck I can't eat it anymore
>>14313441Gave away about 70 goodie bags in the 3 hour window that the community allowed for trick or treating. It was raining steadily the whole but them kids wanted that candy.No MLP costumes. Oh and the family next door had all his lights on just to have a sign on their door that said "No Candy, but Jesus Loves You".
>>14313641People like that are the biggest assholes.
>>14313441I got a lot of Adventure Time kids.
>>14313626ok, hoovesnow that makes me rock hard :>
>>14313641>community allowed for trick or treatingwhat kind of a place puts limits on when kids can go trick or treating?
>>14313632Dash is still overreacting though. And that's funny.
Creature core you can't ignoreI got a 5000 fingers of dead yeahA Rats are we you can't break freeYou're with the livin' on your bed yeah! Meet the creeper, dig it deeper!Meet the creeper, yeah!Yeah!I see the dead in your eyes!I transform in the skies! Stabbin out the city's crowdLike a dagger fallin on your babyThrill the kill I know you willFeed the monster and the lady Meet the creeper, dig it deeper!Meet the creeper, yeah!Yeah!I see the dead in your eyes!I transform in the skies! Creature core you can't ignoreI got a 5000 fingers of dead yeahA rats are we you can't break freeYou're with the livin' on your bed yeah! Meet the creeper, dig it deeper!Meet the creeper, yeah!Yeah!I see the dead in your eyes!I transform in the skies! Meet the creeper ahhhhMeet the creeper ahhhhMeet the creeper ahhhhMeet the creeper
When will Twily get her own guard regiment?
>>14313482I hope so. Y-you too.>>14313489Well thank you for the compliment! I'll try not to let you down.
>>14313677Rob plsyou haven't been relevant in years
>>14313641So, that guy is getting some free toilet paper in his tree and/or yard, right? Because that's what you do to those kind of assholes.
>>14313587You know now that I think about itHow was she even holding the apple in the first place while standing like that?Was she just haphazardly holding it in her mouth and chewing away not expecting it fall?
>>14313680when she tames the everfree and gets her own kingdom
>>14313671Places with a high level of rapists.
>>14313671My town has trick-or-treating locked down into a three-hour period between 5 in the afternoon to 8 at night. They block off the street and kids go pretty much all over the place. We started that with about 500 pieces, give or take, of decent-ish candy, with pretzels for children below the age of three. What we had left doesn't even fill the pretzel container halfway.
>>14313656that back is giving me a boner
>>14313695>Twilight reclaims the castle in the Everfree ForestThat would be interesting.
Howling winds keep screaming roundAnd the rain comes pouring downDoors are locked and bolted nowAs the thing crawls into townStraight out of hellOne of a kindStalking his victimDon't look behind youNightcrawlerBeware the beast in blackNightcrawlerYou know he's coming backNight CrawlerSanctuary is being soughtWhispered prayers a last resortHoming in its' cry distortsTerror struck they know they're caughtStraight out of hellOne of a kindStalking his victimDon't look behind youNightcrawlerBeware the beast in blackNightcrawlerYou know he's coming backNight CrawlerAs night is fallingThe end is drawing nearThey'll hearTheir last rites echo on the windHuddled in the cellarFear caught in their eyesDaring not to move or breatheAs the creature criesFingernails start scratchingOn the outside wallClawing at the windows"Come to me" it callsAtmosphere's electricAs it now descend the stairsHiding in the darknessIs so futile from its glareDeath comes in an instantAs they hoped it wouldSouls ascend to heavenWhile it feasts on flesh and blood
>>14313707>Constantly fighting off all manner of monsters and wild creatures>Documenting everything>Within a generation she has the most educated and well-trained guard Equestria has ever seen
>>14313707I think that's the point of the opener and the castlemania episodes.Luna and Celestia have EquestriaCadance have the crystal empireTwilight will have the everfree.
>>14313724I can dig it.
>>14313724So what will the rest of the Princesses of Harmony get when they become alicorns?
>>14313104You couldBut I can't guarantee it'd end well
>>14313702Mosina is a cutie pie
>>14313743Well the everfree is big as fuck so they share it, yeha.
>>14313731>Pinkie comforting Fluttershy over Angel's death.jpg
i drew half a horse
>>14313750wow that guy is huge
>>14313760And posted none.
All's well at the midnight hour you're ready to flyDon't think about the darkness or the rumbling in the skySomewhere on the morning road just waiting for youSomethings that just could never be are calling up a spell so you can see yeahDream evil the dark that you find in the back of your mind dream evil dream evilDon't go to the edge of rainbows don't close your eyesLike things that can't be real the truth is really liesDon't wish on a rising star you should open up the door Where things that just should never be are calling up a spell so you can see yeahDream evil the dark that you find can come out of your mind dream evil take you awayOh no it's the midnight hour don't leave me aloneThose things that just should never be are calling up a spell so you can seeDream evil dream evil dream evil dream evil dream evilOh no it's the midnight hour don't open the doorDon't go to the edge of rainbows don't sleep any moreYou'll dream evil you'll dream evil you'll dream evil dream evil
>>14313761Or maybe that pony is small?
>>14313750Cuddling a judge: 20 years isocubes.
>>14313761Or she's just little.
>>14313753Hands works fast.Hue
>>14313781is fluttershy micro?
>>14313760Thanks for letting us know.
>>14313795No, she's massive.That's one of my condoms she's in.My dick is huge.
>>14313671Private development, lots of them in the Poconos. Last place I lived they didn't want people roaming the streets so they held a big candy event at the club house.>>14313689Well, I found it odd they did that. Last year they just left the lights out and we just informed people they didn't have candy. They are nice people.We are the first house on a dark ass cul de sac, and use the first groups of kids as recon so we can direct people to the candy.
>>14313801that's at least 3/4 of a horseand it appears 100% snuggalble
>>14313801waitaminute... that's no horse.
>>14313801Red, you should draw Ribbontaur.
>>14313801I love centaurs. I'd like to see more of them all around.
>>14313801WHERE'S THE BEEF
Pony wants to know if you're finished drawing yet, her legs are getting tired.
>>14313804>direct people to the candyWouldn't you just try all the houses with their porchlights and/or Halloween lights on?Or is it more like "you see that house there with the inflatable pumpkin? Fuck those guys, they're giving out apples."
>>14313801I think being turned into a female/mare centaur is more unf worthy than being turned into just a mareToo bad there's no fapfic where Anon gets turned into a centaur
>>14313825And she should be gravid from carrying triplets.
>>14313761Mewball plsNot everyone is going to draw giant ponies.
>>14313842I love that pony
>>14313842Would a centaur be the closest possible creature in their world? Assuming centaurs might even exist. If Twilight met you, maybe she'd think you're some strange half monkey half centaur?
>>14313859No centaurs.You'd be more like to be compared to a minotaur.
>>14313840We are the only ones that decorate on our road, and some people just leave the lights on because no street lights.
>>14313801Centaurs are such a terrible looking design.
>>14313850but everyone knows giant ponies are better for cuddling
>>14313853I'm going to write one and update it every other day.'AlsoCentuars > Ponies > Satyrs.
>>14313879I want to cuddle inside a giant pony.
>>14313881Centaurs a shitSatyrs a shitPonies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Centaurs = Satyrs
Is it time for giant ponies?
Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it, I think you're gonna feel you belong.A nocturnal vacation, unnecessary sedation, you want to feel at home 'cause you belong.Welcome to my nightmare whoa, ho, ho, ho...Welcome to my breakdown.I hope I didn't scare you.That's just the way we are when we come down.We sweat and laugh and scream here.'Cause life is just a dream here.You know inside you feel right at home, here.Yeah, Welcome to my nightmare yeah, hey, hey, hey...Welcome to my nightmare!I think you're gonna like it!I think you're gonna feel you belong!We sweat and laugh and scream here!'Cause life is just a dream here!You know inside you feel right at home, here!Welcome to my nightmare hoo, hoo, woo, hoo...Welcome to my breakdown...Yeah!
>>14313882>cuddling big pony inside giant pony
>>14313804>>14313840>>14313873>tfw grew up on a street with no streetlamps>tfw neighbors were all retirees who didn't leave their lights on or pass out candy because they were too busy watching everyone through the gap in the blinds with a hand over the phone ready to call the cops>tfw only ones who put out jack-o-lanterns or left the lights on>tfw lucky to get 10 or 20 kids, or any at all>tfw some years where nobody came by at allMy neighborhood sucked around Halloween.
>>14313892Capital yuuCapital ennCapital eff.
>>14313892why did that save the thumbnail
>>14313902>giant pony will never sit on you
>>14313902can we be vore too?>>14313912it's not eff it's pronounced "ffff"
>>14313892>>14313915But that isn't her gravid with foals and asking for more...
>>14313918>giant pony will never wink you up and cuddle you internally
>>14313912Holy fuck, that took way to long for me to decipher.
>>14313918>you will never wind up inside giant pony's rectum completely by accident
>>14313923>voresure, what do you got?
>>14313892She'd be cuter as a pony.
>>14313932>you will never smell like horse shit for the rest of your natural lifeThank god for that.
>>14313891Centaurs are more physically capable than ponies.
>>14313932>You will never go to bed every night in giant pony's womb
>Waning Luna doesn't want to to be built like a loli
>>14313937wait what, it doesn't work that way...
>>14313951Yeah.Physically capable of collapsing from a broken spine and general weakness of form.
>>14313962For what reason is Luna waning?
>>14313924>gravidLearn something new every day!
>>14313923why does all vore art have the exact same face
>>14313867I guess that's close enough, they're half bull and half human.Do you think Twilight would find humans fascinating?Would she make strange deductions in logic trying to figure us out?
>>14313911Shit one year when I lived in NJ, I pulled in enough candy it filled a 55 gallon trash can.And the retirement areas where the best, full and king size chocolate bars everyware.
>>14313987>tfw no big pone general
>>14313977her proportions are tied to the moon cycleSure, she has massive meteor-tits when it's full, but she's all tiny and flat-chested during the new moon
These are the only centaurs worth thinking about.
>>14313984She's already been one. Canonically. She even finds them attractive.So...she might ask you to confirm some suspicions she never had time to check while she was through the mirror?
>>14313997They look like mantis centaurs.
>>14313997I almost had a fetish, thank you for saving me.
>>14313997> liberating the traction for further expansionFucking terrible
>>14313997head canon fucking accepted!
>>14313997This looks ridiculous.
>>14313994...Shit.You just gave me a new headcanon.I wish I had one to give you in return.
>>14314014>>14314020you're welcome, gentlemen.
>>14314003I forgot that was a thing. Why did you do that to me.Humans don't exist. That was just a bad trip. no one else knows about that. Celestia refuses to acknowledge what was on the other side of that mirror and Twilight knows to never talk about it.
GOING TO BE SO SPECIALSO PECIAL
>>14313997They look like Kroot.
>>14314019Can we like make Price god or something
Our mother God we hold the sword in holy timesWe are the war, we never see the lightThe order call, we all will take more human wineAnd we toast to the nightWe fold our hands, we keep the bible in our mindsOur father God, we are the hordes of CainAnd though you run we will take you and we findAny type, any veinWe drink your bloodWhen the midnight sky is redWe drink your bloodAnd we call the sanguine saintsWe drink your bloodWhen the midnight sky is redWe drink your bloodAnd we open your veinsOur father lord, we are the demons of the wildWhen all we pray, stand the fight as oneWe tame the storm, we are the martyrs in the lightTake your soul when you runWe are the dark, we are the saints of blood at nightWe hear the call, when the moon shines redWe grab your body, in morning all we areSatisfied when you are deadWe drink your bloodWhen the midnight sky is redWe drink your bloodAnd we call the sanguine saintsWe drink your bloodWhen the midnight sky is redWe drink your bloodAnd we open your veinsWe drink, we drink, we drink your bloodKyrie eleisonWe drink, we drink, we drink your bloodKyrie eleisonWe drink your bloodWhen the midnight sky is redWe drink your bloodAnd we call the sanguine saintsWe drink your bloodWhen the midnight sky is redWe drink your bloodAnd we open your veinsWe drink your blood
What horror movies would you watch with your favorite pony on Nightmare Night?
>>14313972No not really.>>14313980Nice argument.I'm also going assume that you believe that ponies are faster than actual horses.
>>14314042You poor, sad deluded fool.
>>14314049Please provide an actual argument.
>>14314030It's a thing. It happened. Twilight made friends (again). She did not hate her experience.
>>14314041Ones where pones cuddle up/hide behind me when they get scared.
>>14314024Don't worry about it, I borrowed it from someone elseCelestia's tied to the solar cycle: During the winter solstice she feels weak and powerless because she's only 6'6" and while she's still rather busty she's flat enough to be mistaken for a normal humanWhen the Summer Sun celebration rolls around he's easily twice that size with a chest that can only be described as legendary
>>14314056I tried to get a centaur in here to point out how wrong you were but it was dead from the inescapable physical weakness of trying to be a centaur.
>>14314041Shawn of the DeadVHSThe Grudge (japanese version)She'd be a quivering pile of feathers and cute after watching those.
Close the city and tell the people that something's coming to callDeath and darkness are rushing forward to take a bite from the wall, ohYou've nothing to sayThey're breaking awayIf you listen to fools...The Mob RulesThe Mob RulesKill the spirit and you'll be blinded, the end is always the samePlay with fire, you burn your fingers and lose your hold of the flame, ohIt's over, it's doneThe end is begunIf you listen to fools...The Mob RulesYou've nothing to sayOh, They're breaking awayIf you listen to fools...Break the circle and stop the movement, the wheel is thrown to the groundJust remember it might start rolling and take you right back aroundYou're all fools!The Mob Rules!
>>14314042Not him, but from what I gathered from hearsay horses aren't able to run for as long as movies makes make it look like. They're large creatures and take a lot of energy to move like that. On the other hand, humans only have two legs and are relatively lighter than them. I remember hearing that a common tactic with a tribe of humans hunting big game was to just chase it down until it collapsed from exhaustion.humans 1, horses 0
>>14314069You never explained why it have an inescapable physical weakness, your just telling me it does.
>>14314075>you will never pay the Troll Toll to get in to pony's hole
>You'll never go lifting with frat Pinkie after lecture
>>14314053>>14314041Blair Witch Project was alright.
someone stram a spooky movie it's Halloween
>>14314078>combine the two, increase drag and weight so it's impossible to run and breathing is nigh impossible>horses and humans alike outrun centaurs easily
>>14314093Well look at thatthanks anon
>>14314071>ShawnMeant Dawn of the Dead but it would be a nice movie to set the mood
>>14314084Tremors 2 is a good movie sequel :V
>>14314057She made her same friends again. She's never going back there. The mirror is going back into storage. Twilight ultimately enjoyed her experience but her notes about what was beyond the looking glass will be classified at the highest level. She will have been quickly debriefed about what she can and can not talk about.She will listen to her mentor, she trusts her.
Hey there Pinkie Pie! What's with those new cooky shades you got on?
>>14314108But she already told all her friends.
>>14314109Don't look at the vagina.
>>14314109the word you're looking for is "kooky"
>>14314112What little they know has been sworn to secrecy. Don't complicate the matter, Anon. We have top ponies on the job.
>>14314127I think you're overthinking this matter just because you don't like Equestria Girls.This whole matter came up in the first place because you wondered how Twilight would deal with humans.
>>14314078Yeah but anything can collapse from exhaustion, I'm saying why a creature that is capable of holding up humans and still being able to relatively fast is somehow incapable of living because of some weird vague biological problem.
>>14314096why is that pony so sweaty
>>14314136I know. I regret bringing up the topic now.
I'm going to marry Shining Armor!
>>14314154Twilight Sparkle plswe've discussed thisNot only is he already married, you can't marry your brother
What did you dress up as?
>>14314144OH GOD WHAT
>>14314157I'm a princess now. I can do whatever I want.
>>14314143Not him, but I'm guessing the problem has to do with bad assumptions. I don't think a centaur's lungs would be in the human half, it'd be in the horse half. I imagine most of the biological processes would be. I think the spine issue is a potential problem though. Imagine the curve of the spine at the base of where the human means the horse. How would that even work? The torso would have to be extremely stiff and very light. Maybe even stubby.
>>14314164Nothing, next year I'ma be a Nazi and gunna try and get one of my buddies to be a Rabbi.
>>14314172Are you going to turn yourself into a Prince and make your big brother a pretty little princess?
>>14314164late-war wehrmacht schützeI only stayed home though
>>14314172Why don't you just keep marring humans?You seem to be making them very happyDon't tell me you're getting bored of them already?You have to have at least thirty or forty human husbands, surely one of them can hold your attention
>>14314164>dat bulgeHalloween isn't very big in my awesome country.
>>14314144dat bad end
>>14314164I dressed up like some loser in his early 20's.
>>14314179I could. But BBBFF just does so many things right in bed.
>>14314179I wish pony would turn me in to a pretty little princess
>>14314175That makes the human half even more extraneous dead weight.
>>14314220helloI'm lamenting the fact I will never be a little pony princessyou should draw princess transformation
>>14314215>You will never be Twily's BIG brother>You will never scratch that itch that no one else can>You will never make eye contact across at breakfast the next morning across the kitchen table, your parents both oblivious to how bruised you both are from all your late night shenanigans
>>14314242>You will never be Twily's Big brother
>>14314222The arms might prove useful and it'd make sense they go near the head. You wouldn't need such a large horse head if the torso can act as the counterweight instead, I think.I'm a complete idiot on biology though.
>was trying to get something done by halloween>missed the deadlinefuck
>>14314228>>14314236B-but I'm drunk...
>>14314259well then you should keep drinking instead
>>14314266I don't believe you're the real goat train.The real goat train would have brought snacks.
>>14314266more big gloomy when
>>14314266A-are you drunk too?
Stop talking about how centaurs are biologically impossible! I like them!
>>14314279when did things being impossible stop being from liking them
>>14314200>>14314185I know right?You know there's nothing there but it's just so hot
>>14314164my purple unicorn horse mask
>>14314279now you know how I feel when people rag on huge tits for being unrealisticit's like, who cares?they're fucking great
>>14314279>>14314286Do you think humans with horsecocks is biologically inefficient?
>>14314292fucking gross disgusting
>>14314259>drunk Saine>intoxicated>easily confused>easily manipulated>prone to suggestion
>>14314286*people wow I am really rolling tonight
>>14314292enjoy your ban
>>14314258>Been yelling at myself mentally to get practice drawing for the Holidays since the end of S3>Only made one practice picture back in May
>>14314292Why do you hate Fluttershy so much?Why is she uglier than Rainbow Dash?
>>14314274>>14314275>>14314276Hi I don't have snacks but more big gloomy later.>>14314278I was at a Haloween party wearing a clown costume and my friend slipped a tab of acid in my beer and I am just coming down from it.
>>14314292I wonder if fluttershy actually thinks she is ugly or an awful pony.
>>14314298no. I've even gotten commissions of that
>>14314292GG pls generate a joke out of Shiny and his crew and whoever else you care to throw in.
>>14314302I bet I could even touch his butt!
>>14314292Monstergirl>>14314302N-no..>>14314313Than your night has been more interesting than mine my friend.
>>14314302You're raising a very good point. Let's keep going and see what happens.
>>14314279I know, right? It's silly when people say satyrs and centaurs are bad.
>Pony wants to show you a trick>She takes a cherry, sits on it for 5 seconds, then hands you a tied cherry stem>How do you react?
>>14314329>nibble cherry stem>complement pony's flavor
>>14314314No, she just takes advantage of her pathetic nature to garner sympathy and lower people's guard.
>>14314220Straming again tonight?
>>14314329That's a good trick Rarity, but watch this!
>>14314316>GG pls generate a joke out of Shiny and his crew and whoever else you care to throw in.WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS
>>14314345>O & O club
>>14314336>>14314341I have 5 internship interviews tomorrow morning. That would be a horrible idea.
>>14314315Futa horsepersons with horsecocks has been a recent guilt fap of mine
>>14314292gg pls cute costume for best bug girl
>>14314353Oblettes and Ogres
>>14314345Doesn't count. You didn't even draw Gaffer probably you fine fellow
>>14314345did you just make that in 2 mins?
>>14314356Guilty faps are the best.
>>14314354No, It would be a fantastic idea.
>>14314296they're fucking disgusting*
>>14314330just ponka right?i didn't try a second play through
>>14314354look saine if you despise your fans so much you could just say soyou don't have to make excuses
Pony put psychoactive drugs in your drink again and she's going to rape you while your tripping.
>>14314366>"Sorry I'm so tired, I was ponying real hard last night."
>>14314371B-but I love you...
>>14314372I'm okay with that.
>>14314372Jokes on her, I drugged her drink too.
>>14314365That's a negatory.
>>14314372cannot rape the willing
>>14314368yeah well your rudeness is disgusting
>>14314381No, I get itI'll be gone by tomorrow morning.
>>14314372bad trips are the most terrifying thing you can possibly experience, what a cunt
>>14314372No nononononononono NO not again!!
>>14314353Holy shit I like this idea.
>>14314369yup just pank as far as I can tell.
>>14314388But Anon, she actually drugged you for her friend. It's actually worse pony who's going to rape you.
>>14314345your my favorite fag here
>>14314372I've never done nonprescription drugs so that would probably be awful for me and anyone who is remotely involved.
>>14314394Stop trying to ruin Saine's life
>>14314298Are you kiddingIf you had a horsecock there'd be people lining up around the corner to fuck you
>>14314407>That tumblr.You have gone too far, boner.
>>14314403thought so, maybe vinyl just checking
>>14314418You're not my real dad
>>14314298Yes.But it's still hot.
>>14314329>Implying that's the same cherry stemI'd need a better look
>>14314421Reverse google search only comes up with music.Help me out, man.
>>14314419>you will never suck off horsecockanon
>>14314431I forgot the tumblr myself.But holy shit...That Changling is not fair.
>>14314405You don't understandI'd fuck any pone
>>14314258I wanted to draw more for this halloween event but I had things that needed drawn before that.Now that it's done I'm willing to take a halloween request. Results may vary
RARTOBER IS OVER
>>14314437>stick your dick in bug horses
>>14314435>tfw you'll never help him breed half a dozen women a night>You'll never be his fluffer>The girls and boys blow you after they're done as thanks
>>14314386They're great in the moment. But afterwards you just got a huge mess and time to think about what you just got off too while you clean it up.
>>14314448is it Twivember already!?
>>14314448Time for Novemdash
>>14314448>November>now I have to deal with every jerkoff giving me a thumbs up and saying 'YEAH MAN MOVEMBER REPRESENT' because of the mo' I've had for years.
>>14314444Fluttershy forced outside by dash on Halloween.Writes itself
>>14314449well duh, i am a bug fagchangeling tulpa and all
>>14314435Enough with this faggot shit, it's getting out of control. Every fucking thread with this shit.
>>14314461>bdf is ded
>>14314466>I don't like thing>thing is now forbidden!
>>14314461Just shaved off my beard today because I forgot what I looked like without it.Turns out I still look like a baby underneath it.
>>14314435>>14314453>>14314466I'm not sure I should be happy I'm in good company or not. How does MLPG feel about the size of their ponies? Is the general consensus about 3 1/2 feet tall? How big would you class a smaller stallion? Do you think some mares fantasize about doing it with a horse twice their size?
What time is it?
>>14314471>I'm going to filter thing because I don't like it!>Hey guys why are we so ded?
Anon why would you want a changeling? I mean sure, you could love it, but eventually you'll run out of love, and even if it wanted to stay with you it couldn't, or it'd starve.
>>14314469He's dealing with anxiety problems.I never said this here
>>14314482TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH
>>14314481I like horse-size or larger poniesI feel like that would be optimal for snugglingI know I fantasize about being the little mare and hooking up with a massive stallion
>>14314497I wish I could talk to him about it. I've been a long sufferer of anxiety
>>14314482Time for butts, of course.
>>14314481>Getting split in two by a cock half the size of your torsoI know I would
Where ya going fluttershy the movie is about to start
>>14314510Why would someone make a my little pony blog about a stripper horse?
>>14314482Still Nightmare Night time.
>>14314523I don't think the tumblr exists anymore.
>>14314494>running out of loveNope.>>14314523why not?
>>14314498Like this one?
>>14314510>Nothing covering the chest.Aaand nothing.
>>14314501Once you and the pony are lying down in bed the length of their body would more than make up for their short stature.
>>14314543Or multiple pones.
>>14314543it's not the same if I can't be pony's little spoon
>>14314520What were you going to watch?
>>14314520scary movies are not for fluttershy
>>14314555There's always celestia.
>>14314530My Personal Blog: rainbowscreen.tumblr.com/My Art Blog: rainbowartscreen.tumblr.com/Ask the Screens: askthescreens.tumblr.com/Ask Toxic&CO: toxicandco.tumblr.com/if you must
>>14314555>>14314553Ponies don't need to be as tall as humans, they'll still be soft and heavy. Large dogs are quite heavy and fun to have laying in your bed with you. A pony would be the perfect size. An actual horse wouldn't fit in your bed very comfortably.
>>14314565but you would fit in big pony's bed just fine
I am your pony waifu.
ARE THERE ANY ARTISTS IN THE HOUSE?
>>14314573>not going all capsIs something wrong, dosho?
>>14314481>>14314543>Your pony waifu will never begin to rub against your legs affectionately while in public.>She'll never nibble at your hips as a sign of affection>She'll never blow hot air into your hand
>>14314574maybewhat do you wanti'llbe busy
>>14314563Did..you just, advertise yourself here?
SO HOW WAS THE MLPG CO HALLOWEEN OFFICE PARTY?
>>14314592Let us act irrational!
>>14314592so what if I did
>>14314595There were hats, then those hats crashed.
>>14314568Jewel's Cafe tumblr is closed. i linked the artists tumblr's here >>14314563http://rainbowscreen.deviantart.com/ her dA acct>>14314592...anon go to bed
>>14314575Something about the way this guy draws things is just boner repellant.
>>14314589just some arts. maybe of cute pone digging into their halloween haul?
>>14314604creepy valleyi like my cartoon ponies cartoony but realisticthat in of its self is an art form
>>14314595Everyone roofied everyone else, now it's nap time.
>>14314595I wasn't invited.But I showed up anyway and no one would talk to me. So I just sat in the corner and got really drunk. Then I walked to cubicle and started looking at porn
>>14314604I can't stand it eitherthat picture isn't too bad, but his colored stuff is fucking horrifying
>>14314604GuysWhat was the title of that X-men movie, released somewhere in 200x, it starts with Wolf attack Wolverine on the truck or something.
RAINBOW BONER POPPING DASH
>>14314595ANON SPILLED HIS PUNCH. WE LAUGHED AT THE STAIN.
>>14314618>Diamond Tiara will never claim you
>>14314613>creepy valleyi meant uncanny valleymy bad
>>14314622FUCK YOU RETARDED QUICKREPLYI DIDN'T WANTTO QUOTE FUCK FUCK
>>14314604Assuming that's kevinsano, I don't like his ponies very much.But he seems to like futa and he draws good personhorses.>That original futashy in a green sweater
>>14314630All the fillies keep claiming me but I just want to be myself.
>>14314612Sorry, i don't feel up for it. Maybe much later
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLcr5OvlKoIt's nice to see they hired Scrubbles for the jokes.
>>14314648Talk about eye candy.
>>14314463Sorry for lack of color. And got distracted.
>>14314662I don't understand why I find that stupid un-joke so hilarious
>>14314644art anon you a such a cocktease
>>14314662I totally didn't see that coming.
>>14314565>>14314565A miniature horse would fit in your bed. They're tight as fuck, too.
>>14314673Because it was delivered to you via an overly adorkable filly with a strangely masculine voice.Seriously his normal voice is nearly his dash voice, it's unsettling.
>>14314635he draws good blowjobs
>>14314697That's true too.
>>14314648>that fucking FIW jokeoh jesus
>>14314687but it's not just here, I laugh at it every time I re-watch FiWEspecially in the Nightmare Night episode where it's clearly set up but never delivered
>>14314674Sorry. I'm in the verge of moving and there's lots of paperwork and packing to be done.Have a colt drew the other day.Also not the actual AA
So was that MLP Halloween comic scanned anywhere?
>>14314661>>14314664Thanks!have a cute pony!
>>14314712The problem was we ran out of time and that was around the time my hdd died so the fiw files were lost.
WHAT IF SHIT PONY?A PONY MADE TOTALLY OF SHIT?
>>14314737I don't really see what that has to do with my eye-candy post, but thanks?
best bio ever
>>14314748Oh i was referring to the joke in the actual friendship is witchraft episode.
>>14314701It's interesting to see all your wants and desires illustrated.
>>14314724It was nothing. Just an excerpt from issue 4. I know, I got excited too.
>>14314756You mean the entire episode?
>>14314773Princess Luna would have wants and needs after being alone for 1000 years
>>14314761I still want to see a version with a full sized horse colored to look like macintosh
>>14314766Oh.Well fuck everything then, I loved that cover.
>>14314773Yea you too! It was disappointing. Bought a bunch of candy for kids but since it rained all day there wasn't a single trick or treater. >>14314775oh my
>>14314773What do those bat guards taste like?
>>14314786>the batpony comic will never be finished;_;
>>14314786Sorry to hear that. Well at least you get all the CANDY!>>14314792Hmmm....I want to say minty for some reason
>>14314797But it was finished/posted months ago
>>14314630Thank god for that.
>>14314792Ace Ventura's hair.
The Halloween spooky movie train continues with The Strangers: derpy.me/xPikJ
>>14314803No, not THAT one. That's the one you did by yourself. I'm talking about the first one.
>>14314746>picpfft i wish
Pony plays man eater bug, in attack position. That ends ponies turn.
>>14314773can someone repost?
>>14314812I thought there was only one comic.
>>14314809http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/post/56842761988/page-1-http-tiarahost-com-1-png#notesi ended up commissioning dooks to help me finish it.>>14314812the very first one was done by crade and myself and parts of it went into the 2nd remake.
>>14314809why is cadence so fucking sexy
>>14314773>>14314773awww man what was it i missed it
>>14314817This game is stupid, Twilight.
>>14314822>>14314825cheers~>>14314837not much, its' average smut
>>14314834She's literally designed to be a pretty pink princess who spreads love.
>>14314822No, there was a first one that got a bunch of pages, then it didn't get worked on for a while, then tiarawhy did it himself with dooks>>14314825What about the other parts? There were more pages to it! What happened to those!
>You're sitting in the library with twilight when you hear a loud frrrrrrt>You look back to see a red faced twilight scooting her chair back and forth trying to replicate the sound>How do you react?
>>14314844>Cadence visits you in the night>decides you're not capable of spreading enough love in your present form>turns you in to a pretty mare
>>14314842My one regret with that screen grab was not noticing the cursor!
>>14314835Post it to imgur silly
>>14314845Those pages still sit on my hdd, not sure what i'll do with them if anything.
>>14314855Frame them and place them on the fridge.
>>14314851Brain, do you see this post. Please use it for making dreams tonight and forever.
>>14314854it's kk, i have magic!
>>14314855Put all those unfinished pages together in a cohesive format for reading?
>>14314835the look of satisfaction on the batpones face gets muh dick going.
>>14314848Rip one out in response.If it gets a negative, blame Spike.
Why is she so cute?
>>14314862No Steven, tonight you will dream of kissing your aunt. Now and until you feed me more bacon and caffeine.
>>14314862NopeYou're getting meta-mlpg dreams where you bitch at anon for posting stupid shit
>>14314852it adds to the charm
>>14314861pfff>>14314866those pages are all just intro. they end right on the intro part with the bj, there isn't anything more after it.
>>14314870Celestia is forever a qt born that way
>>14314841>Scootaloo is actually the best duelist in Ponyville.>She crushes Twilight every time, no matter how much she plans and strategizes.
>>14314867i think they look like dragons ^,..,^>>14314880if it matters, i just want those pages for the bat poners
>>14314870So why is Giddilee's cutie mark a saddle with stirrups, anyway?
>>14314889>Gaffer consumes tiny lyra.jpg
>>14314876>Constant nightmares about fetishfag greentext.>You type out a retort to it, but you post turns into more fetish greentext!>You wake up with a boner.
>>14314880But there was more wasn't there? Or at least I'm sure there was. You sketched some pages out, then I ink'd five pages more of them.
If you were letting your favorite pony crash with you, what kinds of things would they ask you to pick them up at the grocery store for them?
>>14314891>>14314903Here's everything I had on the first build. It followed cosmos story that he wrote after i inquired about a batpone. http://imgur.com/a/TAPwP
>>14314917>Celestia>a shitload of sunchips>seriously, all of the sunchips they have>she left a pile of gold on the counter because she doesn't know what the exchange rate is
>>14314919unf, thank you based tiara
>>14314889>Filename.>Finally get it.
>>14314922>>14314922>All night.>She crinkles those new bags they have.>It keeps you both awake.
>>14314936I heard they stopped using those bags because people were annoyed with how loud they were
>>14314890>One day, she ends tagging along on a trip to the Crystal Empire.>During some down time, Twilight challenges her, only to get crushed yet again.>Little does Scootaloo realize that her greatest opponent has just entered: Shining Armor.>"Oh man, is that Duel Monsters? I haven't played in ages! Hold on, I've still got my old warrior deck packed away somewhere!"
>>14314942Yes, but Celestia managed to get every singe one.
>>14314919link to the story?
Your pone waifu just told you she's pregnant and you're the only stallion in town who isn't the father.wort due?
Sometimes I feel like the people who came up with Attack on Titan were just watching The Hulk while playing Just Cause 2 and decided to mush the two together.
Our next poster likes ponies who have sex for money! Give is up for Anonymous!
>>14314946>The fuck is syncro summoning? >This is...an entirely new game isn't it? Some bullshit.
Attack on Chistery
>>14314958That doesn't even make sense.
>>14314942They were literally causing noise complaints.Those bags were more annoying then college kids!
>>14314948Well it could be worseAt least I have all this gold now
>>14314958But I'm a human. I'm not even a stallion.
is it 2wierd that I kind of like the sensation of picking dried semen out of my pubes?
>>14314974Her horn is so sparkly.
>>14314967>Implying Shiny hasn't been secretly tuning his deck with each new set that comes out, so it even incorporates Synchro and Xyz shit.
>>14314980I didn't know Rarity crunchslept.
>>14314958>there's only two stallions in town
>>14314971That's not going to end well
>>14314986>>14314986I hate when you get cum in your pubes then take a shower and it turns into superglue
>>14314980Let me cuddle you.
>>14314998If only we weren't states apart
>>14314996Beats getting it in your eye.
>>14314974http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRWelTDdHJM>Could be worse.>He has to live with this all day.>Every day.>His bed is made out of them now, and the floors.
>>14315001Actually I'm in California too
>>14315006She's a magical princessShe'd just levitate the chips out of the bag. She'd only do that if she were trying to be annoying.
>>14315008>Living in California.>A state where they destroy freedom guns.
>>14315008Who told you I was in California?>>14315015ny ;-;
>>14315020It was a guessDid I win?
>>14315018>She'd only do that if she were trying to be annoying.Someone seems to forget the fact that Celestia was a dick in S1.
>>14315022No, I'm in new york
Which is the best pony?Protip: It's Pinkie
>>14315023She was more lighthearted that's for sure. I wish they had expanded on that more in the following seasons actually cause it was a really neat idea. I mean to have lived for so long and to still have a sense of humor could mean a lot of things.
>>14315036There was still some of that in Lesson Zero. She deliberately allowed the other Elements to get the wrong impression and become her students.
>>14315020Damnit. Move midwest so I can cuddle you to sleep.
>>14315036And apparently they are making her more serious for S4.They could have done something great, but damn.Hasbro gotta Hasbro. It would have been interesting to have a princess who, even if harmony is such an important thing, isn't a little aloof.
the end justifies the means in this dark age of the law
>>14315048You mean at the very end with the wordplay?I guess, I think it would have been fun to have an episode where she gets bored and tries to convince Pinkie and Dash to do pranks with her. Something like that anyways.
>>14315051>Wanting to cuddle Sentenal.
>>14315062>straight hair>thick eyebrows>stern lookThis is the sexiest Pinkie has ever looked
>>14315068anon plsyou're getting your hatewires crossedsentenal has been dead for weeks
>>14315077What if he's a zombie!?
>>14315077you know, as soon as he left, sa.jpg stopped being posted herelikebefore anyone even knew for surewas sentenal the one posting it all along
Discuss this pony.
>>14315085Don't put ponies on pedestals.
>>14315085She is blue and moves fastI heard she's infertile.
>>14315083also all the leaks from skype and steam logs have stopped too (even the ones unrelated to him)
>>14315083it's been implied before that sentenal was the sentenal shitposter the whole time
>>14315083>was sentenal the one posting it all alongProbably. The other tripfags here would impersonate as hateanons to get attention and whiteknights.
>>14315062>that pankaoh gosh
>>14315085>putting your pony on a pedestal
>>14315091well obviously log leaks have stoppedeveryone kicked him out of their private groups and no one else is dumb or supid enough to do that sort of thing
>>14315101that pony really likes roses huh
>>14315089>>14315101What's wrong with that?They belong there
>>14315095>The other tripfags here would impersonate as hateanons to get attention and whiteknights.You just made less then no sense.
>>14315117they're kind of her thing
>no qtpi MT gf
>>14315124this is what happens when brokenenglishanon tries to fling mud about contributorshe just rambles aimlessly
>>14315126I guess we kind of blow cutie marks out of proportion sometimes, but I bet it's pretty intoxicating to have a specific cutie mark like that and be able to know exactly how to satisfy yourself. Nonsexually.
>>14315134>implying nonsexuallyCome on
>tfw no qtpi gilda to smoke with
>>14315124agreed, but the log leaks correlation make frightening sense, especially since he just loved loved loved dumping them here.
>>14315134>you will never have a magic tattoo on your ass that tells everyone exactly what you're good at
>>14315122No. They do not belong there, any more than you do.
>>14315122there are no words to accurately convey how cute this is
>>14315150You can't stop me from placing my little ponies on pedestals
>>14315062I wish t fornicate with that pinkamena
>>14315147But what if that pony doesn't have a cutie mark?
>>14315155They're not your little ponies.They're my little ponies.
>>14315155Whoa whoa whoa, those are MY little ponies.
>>14315146He'd dump them here, or even a screen grab in the piss.
>>14315159then pony can haul trains with the big stallions
BOOP ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
>>14315165>>14315168Right"Your" little ponies.
>>14315177Cheerilee, you have no little ponies.You don't even have a date.
>>14315175I'm sorryShe's Very Ugly and she'd be very glad to have such a loyal husbando.
>>14315179Ice cold, nigga.
>>14315177ew, ponies with coats darker than their manes.trash.
So...it's about a school in a world where Hitler won?
>>14315188I'd date teacherhorse
>>14315189if you didn't fall in love with her after this scene, you have no soul.
>>14315130>>14315130Sounds like RCHhateanon.
>>14315188You wanna grab lunch?