So hype

>>14299401
I like this story a lot more

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You know, back when Twilight Sparkle became a Princess, I mentioned that if she needed a castle, there WAS a free one available in the Everfree... bit of a fixer-upper, but still...

>>14299401
So be it.

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explain this

Oh boy are they finally going to have storylines that last longer than two episodes

>>14299428
i just wish it wasnt about twilys new castle

MT wants lewd
Let's do some lewd
It's 2am CST for pete's sake, we're behind schedule

http://i.imgur.com/i996kpu.jpg

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GUYS

GUYS

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

ITS SO CLOSE

>>14299427
Some tumblr loser with dumb headcanons

>>14299428
And they're gonna fuck it up, oh joy
also inb4 >>14299432 happens

So are the other Elements of Harmony going to share Twilight's digs when they become alicorn princesses or do they get their own?

MT Lewd drop

http://imgur.com/aOu650e

God, Gaffer is so hot.

>>14299436
Can you please just stay in the previous thread?

>>14299389
Must..must not ride the hy..hype train.
Need t..to escape Lauren's neverending wildride.

>the first two episodes
>not fucking shit thanks to meghan

>>14299451
I think you might be a furry

>>14299452
I'm sorry imgur links upset you

>>14299450
well it is clear this guy has no idea how a horse penis works

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>>14299389
>Still No horse with Moonhorse as OP
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?

>>14299451
he really is
I don't get it

>>14299442
Can't we stop linking EG now? At this point everyone must've seen it who wanted to.

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>>14299463
I HAVE FURY

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>>14299389
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

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L-lewd

>>14299474
we can stop linking it when we have new pony to link

>>14299474
The whole link board should be scrubbed up

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They let little children watch this show?!

>>14299474
i vote for this too. EQG should ever be on there

What if there's a gag where Pinkie pulls a rubber chicken out from a broken wall?

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>finally a proprr reference and not some plebeian popular broy crap

>>14299466
ponies aren't actually horses so it doesn't matter

they have human-ish teeth, diets, eyes, and also shapeshifting monster marshmallows for hooves. they're cartoon pony-themed anthropomorphic characters designed from the ground up to be human enough to learn basic socialization from

god knows what horrors their dicks hold

I want to fuck pone.

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Here's the request from last thread.

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>>14299478

>>14299507
I want pone to fuck me

>>14299492
The linkboard has useful things in it, it's just that almost no one uses it.
>>14299486
It's just two lines. If you really want to link something, link the pilots, or some episodes for newcomers to watch, but it would work all the same without it.

>>14299505
>Pony's dick is just human enough to teach you how to suck cocks

>>14299508
I'd say perfection
But clearly that's not mayor mare

>>14299508
It's shit
not that it's your fault or anything, Rarity is just a shit pony

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>>14299508
You can't beat the classics.

>>14299518
>>14299522
I was asked for Rarity. I could do an edit for you if you like though.

>>14299508
pretty good, its going in the rarity lewd folder.

>>14299531
Don't.

You've already failed once, the best you can do is fail in a different way again. Start with something different.

>>14299537
Thanks!

>>14299531
I was just joking. I like it.

http://imgur.com/VPH79iU

Hyper lewd

>>14299427

When several still images are shown in succession they give the illusion of motion. This is called "animation"

>>14299545
saved for circulation

>>14299545
this version is much better

I can't tell why

>>14299439
better than anything from mlpg then

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DIE MONSTER
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>yfw Twilight uses similar wording in the finale

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>>14299545
>pls be dick edit pls be dick edit

dang!

>>14299553
Those curved "rhino" horns always confuse me.

>>14299560
>Tumblr
>random shipping and out of character nonsense
>MLPG
>a stallion prince with a giant dick and hyperspermia that enjoys shoving shit down his urethra

MLPG STRONK

>>14299561
I really wouldn't expect from Meghan. But if she did write in I would be suprised

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>>14299569

>>14299567
Oh, I didn't notice that. Give me a sec.

>>14299554
thanks anon

>>14299559
> creampies
Oh, like this?
Note: Actually lewd. Don't open the link unless you're safe at home.

>>14299577
I'm safe at home anon
WHERE'S THE LEWD?

>>14299577
too fucking lewd
now my house is getting raided

>>14299577
D'oh, forgot the imgur
http://imgur.com/GI5E3xB

>>14299576

De nada.

>>14299586
that was not pony

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>>14299586

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>>14299586

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>roogna is a diaperfag

first the pool toy fetish and now this. holy shit this guy has the worst fetishes.

>>14299586
You owe me a pony.

Oh what am I kidding, I'd have just wasted it.

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>actual new show related info
>people trying to force "lewd" in a live thread instead of the old horse

I honestly don't fucking know.

Anyways, regarding E03. Do you guys think that it might be related to 01 and 02? Sort of like an "aftermath" to the Everfree problem? Or could it be unrelated?

>>14299595
Yes, that's why I asked "oh you mean creampies"
I don't have all that much creampie for pone

I do hoever have some lewd lewd pone
http://i.imgur.com/XbCHugb.jpg

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>>14299508

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>>14299603
>splut
>spltt
>sptt
>spurt
>byu ru ru ru ru ru ru

>>14299615
YES

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>>14299586
>>14299586
VIDEO PLEASE

>>14299610
I'm just trying to hold onto hope that they don't fuck it up royally

>>14299610
> aftermath
The Everfree will be contained after they use the Tree of Harmony. Twilight will get her castle. Throughout the season they'll be renovating it to greater and lesser success.

If nothing else it's in the damn middle of the Forest, so they'll have to deal with it before the castle gets Saints Row crib'd.

>>14299613
wow, the pony version is just as hot
and AJ still the best

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>friend asks about dating VNs
>the only one I've played is KS
>Describe it to him
>Tell him about the girls all having some sort of disability
>Waiting for him to call it weird
>He says that'd kinda make the girls cuter instead

I hope he's a Hanakofag

>>14299626
>The Everfree will be contained
I really hope this doesn't happen.

First the princess, now this...

>>14299635
Stopping it from expanding only means the crisis has been averted. Surely the Forest will still exist, if nothing else because the Timber Wolves and Zap Apples serve their purpose.

>>14299603
the anatomy ins that doujin is god-awful

>>14299610
It probably means Twilight is leaving ponyville to live in the castle.
I'd rather not think about it.

>>14299634
>>14299617
>>14299603
Would you just fuck off?

>>14299638
Are the Zap Apples in the Everfree? I don't think they are.

>>14299628
It gets better.

http://i.imgur.com/dJ4AI44.jpg

I miss the old /mlp/ that could tell the synopsis is a pile of shit from a mile away. With the exception of ASNYIP, other content creations and some interesting-but-rare discussion threads, moot can shut down Dead Horse: The Board.

>>14299644
it's where they came from
they probably still grow there naturally but no one cares because it's way easier to get them from a controlled orchard

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>>14299421
>not sharing your contributions

>>14299644
I thought the shtick was the Zap Apple orchard is on the outskirts of the Forest.

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>>14299620

>>14299649
if you're going to shitpost a doujin, choose one that doesnt lok like shit

>>14299644
>getting angry at a manual spammer and telling him to fuck off

great plan genius

>>14299647
>/mlp/
>old

Anon please

>>14299653
Sorry - I've got a folder full of shit I've been too lazy to upload.

Been using it as crappy motivation to work on my bulk uploader.

>>14299646
ufnufnufnf
pls gibe link

>>14299647
> please respond

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>>14299666
pls

>>14299646
that's a cute Dash

>>14299647
Let's be honest anon

/mlp/, regardless of season, would always hate the show

>/mlp/ created early, s1
>this is dumbed down and childish
>why are we watching this?
>I told you faust couldn't write
>fucking kids shows
>EVERYONE POST PORN

>>14299673
Have you already read everything on my FA?

>>14299632
>not accidentally ending up on Emi's route and falling in love

>>14299678
pretty sure I have, but I tend to skim through my watched submissions because of how full of trash it is
so if you've posted anything in the past month or two I may have missed it

>>14299668
http://derpiboo.ru/451736

Sunnysundown is fucking amazing

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>>14299389
Ep about cleansing spooky castle
>Castle-mania
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

>>14299682
Last thing I uploaded was Futalestia and DJ Acid

>tfw no respond

http://strawpoll.me/629277

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>>14299567
Added a bunch of details I forgot.

>>14299688
ha, gross

>>14299683
> that inter-thigh Dash humping
YESSSS

>Finally get a castlevania reference in something I give a fuck about
>Feel empty because s4 might be shit

;_;

>>14299389

There better be fully cooked chicken in them castle walls

>>14299702
>
>>14299497

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>>14299695

>>14299707
>fell pretty

>>14299675
>Enjoyed S1 and first half of S2
>Watched and could clearly see the drop-off point during the second half.
It isn't hard to see and smell shit, anon.

>>14299707
You know, it's played off as a gag
But in a way I'm glad despite the strange looks no one really treats him like shit
Though for goodness' sake he needs to wax the moustache

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>>14299701
Don't worry, it may turn out good.
Pic a bit related. Can you?

>>14299709
Ha

>>14299710
> you will never cross-dress at the Canterlot Academy prom

O-ow
Why did that hurt

http://strawpoll.me/629280

>>14299695
20% more unf

For anyone seeking some lewd, this artist is pretty good

http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/tagged/sunnysundown

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>>14299718
cutest dreampony

>>14299727
>that feel when no neck cock pony porn

>>14299724
Where is the option for worst season yet?

>>14299718
Celestia luna cadence chrystalis ponka panka surprise rarity twilight fluttershy applejack
Applebloom scootauseless sweetiebelle zecora futuretwi trixie backgroundhorse x4
backgroundhorse bigmac bubbleface wonderbolt shadowbolt daringdo maredouchewell guard kamina metabee
oh god what the fuck are these OCs I give up

>>14299695
Much better
Though for goodness' sakes I shouldn't have been so taken to the thought of bringing Miss Mare around the bleachers and fuking her raw in that prom dress of hers

>new season is 26 episodes
>Castlevania reference
>bretty gud looking season premier from the synopsis
>overall bandwagon hype has died down, lost a lot of excess faggots
Things are looking up finally.

Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 Window Deluxe VW Micro Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.

the Faeries are here.

can you appease them?

>>14299718

doc scratch, engineer, kamina, megukers, fuck you im going to bed

shit I just ate the moisture packet out of a bag of beef jerky

what do I do

>>14299742
Is that sum new xieril lewd?

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>>14299706
>Rubber
>not fully cooked
>joke becomes beta as fuck

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IT'S HALLOWEEN NIGGAS

Bring me the wubs

>>14299738
>meghan writes the first two episodes

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>>14299747
post pony

>>14299747
If you ate it with the wax packaging, you may want to induce vomiting. It can cause an intestinal obstruction.

If you just ate the grains, well, I really really wouldn't recommend it but it probably won't kill you straight off, though you may want to check what the packet says about its contents.

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>>14299750
OH SHIT A BURGLAR

>>14299734
meh, that's the best parts. they aren't OCs but rather crossover characters I had time/will to make poni of. Some are /a/, /jp/ or /v/ related

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Good night mlpg

>>14299739
Kit_n_kay_boodle.gif

>>14299747

You are going to die.
No, seriously. You are going to die.

>>14299729
Why did they ponify Ichigo?

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>>14299751

wubs: brought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Z8fvY0C84

>>14299747
If the packet doesn't break down or spill somehow before expanding, you'll need to go to the ER before your guts explode

If the packet broke and the grains spilled you're fine. Seriously. Just drink a fuckload of water.

>>14299747
call poison control

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>>14299755

NOT A BURGLAR, YOU IDIOT, BULGAR

>>14299747
>Anon is going to die
;_;7

>>14299747

Anon, real talk, did you actually fucking eat it or are you just joking?

>>14299756
Shit the green one is guts isn't it. Is there a griffith in there? A lot of ponies could pass for pony griffith

>>14299765
>before your guts explode
That's not quite accurate, though you don't want it to swell and then block your intestines. I can't tell you how much more expensive that is than getting your stomach pumped.

>>14299769
i demand a version for every mane 6 now

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>>14299755

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This is a no pony posting zone, mister!
You better put that away!

Shyra pls go

>>14299763
That is Safe Haven

a dreamwalker pony

I just ate half a tub of ice-cream

Guess I'm not having dinner tonight

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>>14299789
But she wasn't even here

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>>14299747

RIP anon
this one's for you, buddy

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>>14299787
fuck you

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>>14299787
well fine jeeze
I guess I'll have to just post definitely-not-pony

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>>14299787
Fuck you pinkie, I'll post pony if I want.

>>14299747
Gonna second
>>14299770

They'd probably be better able to pinpoint the exact scenario than trying to do it by back-and-forth text on 4chan, and will know better what actions you can take in your location.

horse
sex

>somebody in this thread is going to die while browsing MLPG and there's nothing you can do about it

>>14299802
>it will never be you
>you'll just keep on ponying forever

>>14299795
>tfw no chubby, lewd ginger girl that wants to jump your bones

So this may actually relate to horses
Do horse cocks really smell that musky?
I've noticed my dick smells sort of 'earthy' whether or not I wash it or not with the new foreskin

http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1382970169499.png

>A Packet that clearly says "DO NOT INGEST"
>Ingest it anyway
you brought this on yourself anon.

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This is such an ugly horse.

http://www.chow.com/food-news/53783/what-happens-if-you-eat-one-of-those-silica-gel-packets/
http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-186193,00.html
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090805070806AAZXB8t
You're not going to explode, but you should have plenty of water to replenish what you're going to lose.

>>14299809
She just wants to play DnD anon!
Why can't you engage in some friendly roleplay instead of being lewd all the time!?

>>14299812
>New foreskin
Wat

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Pony has an airship. Do you go on adventures with them?

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>>14299777
i would a pony griffifu

>>14299816
> not many chances to eat meat, slimmed down
But Anon, meat is pretty slight on calories compared to cereals, grains and fruits, which the ponies eat in pretty huge proportions
If anything Anon is going to have to learn to stick to raw veggies and few fruits if he wants to lose weight in a vegan/vegetarian environment

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>>14299389
>Everfree castle
We warned you
Why you never listen?

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Poison control told me to go to the hospital

guess I'll see you guys later

>>14299822
>strip DnD

>>14299830
retard

>>14299823
It's a long story
Suffice it to say I have one now
And I'mn noticing a distinct smell. Like not bad at all, but sort of spicy like turmeric or old ginger

So I ask of you, my fellows, are horse penises really so 'musky'?

>>14299833

want to use a spell? take it off.

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>>14299819
Nigga you a ugly horse

>>14299830
You're not going to die. You're retarded for eating it, but you're not going to die. Enjoy your ER bill.

>>14299830

Holy shit did you really fucking eat it? What is WRONG with you?

>>14299837
how did you get a horsecock

>>14299837
No I want to hear this long story.

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I'm going to make this background horse my waifu.

>>14299830
Dude, if you didn't choke on it you're fucking fine.

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>>14299794
>>14299796

>>14299847
that's a very cute pony
I wish the two of you the best of luck

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>>14299826
>try to open picture
>see it for a split second
>then it disappears forever
>any attempts to open it again result in it disappearing again
how fix

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>>14299841
Not only is she ugly, but she will never love you.

>>14299837
a musky smell is all right, but do wash regularly for god's sake
wouldn't know anything about horses, orry

>>14299847
i wonder who the loser is that catalogs all the background ponies for the wiki

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>>14299847
neato, she's my waifu too

>>14299830
i hope you dont live in america or you will have to pay $10million just to look at a doctor

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>>14299851

try image expansion or something. hell, man, i ain't no scientist.

>>14299847
What kind of a special talent is sharks?

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>>14299863
>expansion
unf

>>14299818
FUCK THE SYSTEM

>>14299777
NO, BUT YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE. The right one is Cleric from Hexen. The right should be easier to guess, considering.

>>14299845
It's really not that long (hurr hurr). I just really don't want to start up a cut/uncut shitfest.

Long story short - or shorter, anyway - I used traction devices to expand the remaining foreskin and it covers my glans now. It's not ever going to be 100% but it's closer to before I got snikt at age 0.

>>14299855
I wash like twice a day, m8. I googled it now I've been thinking of it, I guess it's kind of common?

I guess it makes sense, because even healthy vaginas have sort of an alkaline smell.

>>14299864
Getting fucked by sharks with their double d

>>14299837
Ah, found it!
http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-the-Sheath-of-a-Horse

I'd assume there'd be smell involved since they don't really practice genital hygiene like we do, but I have pretty much no experience with horses so it's all assumption.

>>14299847
she's a cutie

whats her cutie mark?

>>14299863
If she were into it, I'd fuck that black and blue.

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>>14299863
Thanks anon, your science saved me

>>14299862
i can attest to this
I once hurt my knee and went to the doctor. I would have an 900 dollar bill just to get a diagnosis

pony should pony pony

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>>14299852
I'll fight you, hard.

>>14299872
Fish.

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>>14299874

fuck her so hard the corset busts.

I remember reading about this crazy American mercenary in Afghanistan that signed up with some kind of relief mission with the goal of figuring out why the afghan civilians were dying after the UN fooddrops. Whether they were being sabotaged by Al Qaeda or even falling on them.

They were eating the drying packages. They had clear instructions in English AND afghan not to eat them, but unfortunately the poor peasants were illiterate anyway.

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>>14299878

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>>14299871
>tfw you become a sheathfag
>and now you only notice poorly drawn incorrect sheaths everywhere

this is my curse

>>14299881
is there a particular reason why you're spamming humans

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>>14299879
Look, here is a non ugly pony, and she kinda likes you.

>>14299882
What's really incredible is that you shouldn't really die from them unless you ate a ton while super-dehydrated or you choke

So either they have like no concept of what food looks like or they have the gag reflex of a python

YOU CAN VISIT EQUESTRIA ANY TIME AND EVEN MOVE THERE PERMANENTLY

BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A "WAIFU". NEVER, NOT ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME. NOT A GENUINE WAIFU YOU NEVER CALLED A WAIFU. NOT A RANDOM PICTURE YOU CALLED YOUR WAIFU. NOTHING REMOTELY RELATED TO WAIFUS. NOTHING.

>>14299884
EAT THE FUCKKEN PIZZA ALREADY

https://derpiboo.ru/460774

>>14299886

because three is a powerful number. doing less would surely invite disaster.

and three isn't spam.

>>14299890
Done.

I like harshwhinny because her colours and demeanour appeal to my human fetish

>>14299888
who cares anyway, they'd probably blow something up anyway. good riddance

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>>14299880
her's but blue?

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>>14299890
Good thing I have an imouto and not a waifu.

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>>14299892

>>14299890
Deal!

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>>14299891
Oh no!

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>>14299887
That seems to not be Ms. Harshwhinny

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>>14299895
Not so fast.

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>>14299892
>snails

>>14299915

i remember that day. that was good.

>>14299896
i was a harshie fan until i found out she is canon and angry highschool teacher

>>14299906
What kind of crazy pizza makes pony triple in body weight?

>>14299915
That's not a waifu, that's a girl who I think is cute.

>>14299925
magic fetish pizza

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>>14299925
It won't stop!

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>>14299907
Maybe try some pink?

beb

>Twilight and Trixie will never fight over Anon's attention

>>14299929
would you her belly button

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>>14299927
>accidentally leave your fetish pizza out
>pinkie eats the whole thing

PINKIE NO

>>14299937
>with their feet

>>14299937
>"Ladies please, there's enough of me to go around"
>Twilight pauses
>thinks for a second
>casts a spell

>now there's two anons

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>>14299940

>>14299869
> someone brings up foreskins
> it didn't explode into a cut/uncut skub thing
I'm earnestly impressed in all of you, MLPG.

>>14299945
that's not a pony

>>14299941
>there are americans would eat that entire thing in one meal

An explosion rocks your house. Before you can panic, a large piece of metal rockets through a wall and plows into your torso, leaving you dying in agony. Before the last wisps of lfie leave your body, the dark god of horse appears before you. You may live on, he bellows, but as a pony. The price? You will not select what kind of pony you will be, and for you to take on your new form and be transported to equestria in one piece, there must be a sacrifice on the other side that is greater than the energy cost of ponying. He explains that this is due to the laws of ponydynamics, namely the conservation of pony and entropony, which insist that pony can not be from nothing and that pony will always degrade into primal chaos, that pony will always be lost.

The estimated price of the spell, corrected for the effects of entropony, is a exactly one unicorn and an earth pony, three earth ponies, or two pegasi.

Which ponies do you sacrifice, if any?

>>14299389
> E01 Princess Twilight
Fuck Ha$bro.

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>saine has the urge to deep throat a burrito now

what a homo

>>14299941
> She has always lost weight by parting extra-hard
> At her current body mass you're pretty certain she's going to level the town bouncing around like that
> if nothing else she doesn't quite have the heft and inertia right
> Four broken tables later and you talk her into losing it through swimming exercises
> The town never forgives you for the "tidal waves" she makes in the town recreational lake

>>14299947
http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw419.htm
http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw420.htm

>>14299953
fluttershy
rainbow dash

equestria status: improved

>>14299960
Restorationguy here
Those comics are still pretty fucking funny

>>14299953
rainbow dash and flash sentry

>>14299943
>Trixie has to have both of them because she's the superior pony

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would you

>>14299967
>Twilight casts the spell again

>An hour later there are dozens of anons and Trixie has all of them

>>14299970
sushi pony's vagina

>>14299970
If that's "krab" fuck no
If it's something else maybe

>>14299976
it smells like fish

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>>14299950
eating a full average american meal would kill 90% people in the rest of the world

>>14299981
UNNNF

>>14299941
>>14299941
>>14299959
You what this reminds me of?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

I CAME HERE AS SOON AS I CAN

I HEARD THE HYPE WAS HAPPENING

>>14299607
Every single one of our tripfags has bizarre fetishes. I am pretty sure it is a requirement here or something.

>>14299982
I usually eat a whole pizza in one sitting

Then again I make my own pizza, so it's not very greasy or fatty. Shit's several servings of vegetables minus the sauce

And I don't eat anything else all day

Such is life in america

>>14299984
this guy is out of breathe just opening the bag

>>14299984
I didn't think I could hit CTRL+W before my visual cortex fully processed something

>>14299982
what if those humans were ponies

>>14299988
> bizarre fetishes
I must admit to a crippling naked lady fetish

>>14299988
everyone has at least one fetish that someone else will consider bizzare

>>14299996
it is already canon ponies have power transformation magic so they are able to make anyone instantly thin.

ponies only stay fat for fetishes or if they are too poor to afford the spell like snips parents.

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>"Gilda is terrible"
>Suddenly chihuahua starts barking loudly
>Realize chihuahua is Roogna