Black Diamond Edition!Old Gems>>14280519
>>14283464>Black DiamondPossible reference to her clit?
solve the puzzle
>>14283464>Black DiamondI would this stereotyped pony.
It's getting late Anonymous.
>>14283493I call that early.
Дерпи уродливый пони
What do the empty spellbooks do when filledHow many pages do you need
You guys arent cool enough to be invited to my solo party. Not even depressedfag
rip in peace muhpulguh
If you were a pony would you wear a nightrobe or just go nude?
>>14283547c-can I come?I'll bring my N64
>>14283511Why does it say U when it should say И?
>>14283493Please tell me he climbs in bed with her and she snuggles him thinking he's the pillow
>>14283560We should ask AA to draw Rumble carefully getting into bed with her
>>14283553silk pajamas as a stallion
STEP ASIDE, BITCH, BEST NIGHT PRINCESS COMING THROUGHEvens: STREAM STREAM LOLOdds: ...
>>14283566Or a flipped version with Cloudchaser. Like, she's on the other side of the room.
>>14283575jesus those designs are terrible
>>14283575You have earned your rest
Gonna Stram Mlpg draw thingderpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Saine
>>14283562Man, I thought I'd never get tired of this image.But all this re-posting has only proven me right
24 days to go Anon. Try not to die.
>>14283575>>14283583I still love his face. It's fucking great.
>>14283591He literally found another version of the image to post so that it wouldn't get filteredTake that as you will
>>14283583>Hating on the artists fetish.HOW DARE YOU!WANT TO CHASE ANOTHER CONTRIBUTOR AWAY, HATEANON!?
>>14283575> Dream girlYou have no idea
>>14283591I am dying for a stoner gilda ficbut it doesn't exist
When was the last time you cleaned your skeleton?
It's my birthday, MLPGThis is the 5th year in a row that I haven't had anyone to celebrate it withI'm not sure I want to have any more birthdays
>>14283599Man face is his fetish?
>>14283605Ask for some frawfags to draw your favorite ponyIt's great
>>14283575I-is that a slight transparency of a huge nipple?
>>14283600I'm sure if I draw enough of them someone on F-List will appropriate the art for a character, and then you can go live out your fantasies with them. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.
>>14283464That is a smelly pony.0/10 would not smell
>>14283639my god that thread is still going?
>>14283641>implying smelly pony isn't best pony
I'm a pony
>archives of archives >>14269849http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/14101573
>>14283657hooves or gtfo
>>14283657Are you single?
>>14283605Who's your favorite pony?
>>14283640I'm excite for it. Hopefully Yayponies will have it sometime tonight.
>>14283657do you smell?
>>14283446All you need is-a deep pot or a wok-vegetable oil.thats it. heat up oil (dont make it smoke), put wings in, fry for 14 minutes at 350, BOOM, perfect wings.then make buffalo sauce by using franks red hot + butter + salt/spices (garlic powder, pepper, worcester sauce)
>>14283628...is it any good? I'm assuming you've read them.
>>14283446>>14283685>Not having a pot you keep on the stove filled with a mix of olive and vegetable or cottonseed oilUsing oil once is so wastefulI make chips all the time
>>14283697I use my oil 5-7 times if i just use fry wings in it. If I do breaded stuff then i change oil at around 4 cause it gets too dark and i dont wanna flter it and shit.
>>14283660We should archive our archives.
>>14283691Well, it was a "futas only" profile. You tell me.
>>14283699I think they are all pegasi. It must really suck to be a parent to one of those, I bet most of them pull a Kanto by heading into the Everfree forest and getting themselves seriously hurt their.
>>14283446Do you have a baking pan?Dredge the wings in flour and throw them in the oven with a couple knuckles of butter. Turn them over halfway through and after they're done, toss them with your sauce.
>>14283710It would be especially hard if you had a pegasus kid and you were an earthie or pegasusKind of like the Cakes
>losing at a pony tower defense game
>>14283469I'm not comfortable with being zapped in and out constantly
>>14283721>Implying being a pegasus with a mud pony kid wouldn't be the worstYou'd have to move
>>14283717Not like what? An enormous bitch?
>>14283594Her face on the other hand is awful.
twily is ready to study
>>14283589hey post that pank dress you colored if you finished it
>>14283751I know but, there's something about it. I don't know what. I can feel it.
What do we know about season 4 so far?
it took forever, but i haven't drawn anything all week so it's something HERE
>>14283721We can probably tack this on to one of Fluttershy's responsibilities or something. The animals tell her when one of the liitle dorks heads into the woods without an SKS and she takes them home.>>14283730Yes, but when you let your child play in the dirt, that's where they will be if you spin around. Not teleporting or flying off half-ways to Mootxico before you manage to get a word out in surprise. I mean, what are they going to get mad at if they have an Earth Pony?"Oh no, the child brought in some dirt and had some corn grow on it, now I don't have to make dinner. How Awful!"
>>14283764Flashbacks!Scootaloo can't fly!Super ponies!Apples!
>>14283756That's not a pony.Who studies in their underwear?And why is her bed such a mess?
>>14283741Looking a bit desperate there rara...
>>14283764it is going to be epic and amazing according to meghan
>>14283756>tfw friend with that exact body>tfw she used to be a massive nerd>Now she's a social butterfly>And wears contacts>And has a boyfriend>Never get to see her in her knickers any more
>>14283770so how about femrovershe's pretty great huh
>>14283741Why are their eyes pinpricks? Is this supposed to be edgymax hardcore?
please keep it downI'm trying to read
>>14283770I'd fuck it until the shelving unit of books broke behind us.
>>14283770>Drinking out of a brown baggerThat's not very classy, Twilight.
>>14283770I think you forgot to draw something on that pudgy little pone
Pony is coming to eat you!
>>14283806You're not very classy, Anon
>>14283802how shitty of a friend is twilight for not letting dash know she is related to her favorite author
>>14283813then I must act to eat pony first
>>14283815> mfw my request
This thread contains more than my daily recommended intake of purple
>>14283722I know this feel.Highest I've gotten to is wave 40
>>14283833But the adult limit is sky-high, anon! Save up for the lean times ahead. You don't want pone-scurvy, do you?
>>14283808that would mean i'd have to draw wings on her and we all know how dumb wings look on humanshaped charactersjust look at that piece of shit sephiroth
>>14283755What's that tool for?
>>14283833We're gonna ease you in to a higher dose of purple
>>14283822Same reason I tell people I work collecting cats for the county. You just don't want to deal with it."Anon, fix my computer since you work in IT!""Hey Anon, I know you just install stereos, but can you fix my engine and transmission?""Doctor Anonymous, nice to see you hear at Chuck E. Cheese's with your family. Can you look at this growth on my butt?"
>>14283845>save upI must not fap. Fap is the mind killer.
>>14283848It's called a burdizzo. You can look it up.
>>14283858Gary Wilson please go
>>14283846god those thighs are amazing
>>14283770She looks like a nerd.Two more bottles and I'd be rubbing her butt like a magic lamp.
>>14283858> Twilight will never ask to see you self-pleasure> You know, f-for field research
>>14283864It's not that. I want to blow a nice big load.
I did itI caught Pinkie Pie
>>14283890>fap in front of her>cum on her wings
>>14283890What kind of research?
>>14283875I never thought spit-takes were realBut this monitor now has seltzer water all over itGood show, Anon.Here, have a pony.
>saine's stream has 48 viewers
>>14283575>huge tits, black lipstickyes please.
>>14283914I WIN AGAINPONY IS MINE
>>14283905To quote Wile E. Coyote, "Now what do I do?"
>>14283913Biology, physiology, neurology, urology - you'd be surprised how much you can learn from something as simple as self-pleasure.Comparing and contrasting your technique with equines and known apes alone would be interesting.The tapes are just for, y-you know, validating the data and timings later. Peer review and all.
>>14283875MAKE A WISH
Did I miss /v/'s reactionI went to trading website and saw this
>>14283934How can you love your waifu if you don't even know what color she is?http://www.xrite.com/online-color-test-challenge
>>14283934I wish I COULD PONY PONY>>14283936There's three threads up RIGHT NOW
>>14283936If anything they're still raging. But to sum up, you're probably gonna see more bronies than regular tf2 players now.
>>14283853you dont tell your casual or shitty friends but that seems like something you share with your true friends
>>14283936Reaction to what?
>>14283942>male with perfect score on color testI don't believe it.
>>14283957Must be gay.
>>14283957I did it in about 5 minutes on a mediocre monitor so you should be able to do it
>>14283942>Farnsworth Munsell 100 Hue Test>Farnsworth 100 Hue Test
>>14283918>You dream about Luna>In the morning you find the base of your cock is smudged with a ring of black pigment.
>>14283932I don't know, aren't there more important things to study?
>>14283968>all that rageThey knew... and I love them for that
>>14283968I MUST HAVE THISTEARS WILL FLOW SO EASILY
What the hell is wrong with 4chanX? Every time the thread updater adds posts, it gives error messages. There's no quick reply. Anybody else having these problems? I haven't changed my browser settings at all nor updated it. It just started out today acting up. Cookies are enabled as far as I know.
>>14283952I'd keep it away from Dash, at least. She's one who couldn't control herself.Maybe a hint here or there, or give her a signed book.
>>14283985Anon, you're the most novel ... anything in biological studies in years! Of course I want to know more about how you work.Would it help if I make things a little more familiar?
>>14283936>>14283968I like how they'll all be filled with unbridled rage, but eventually come back to loving Gaben in a week.
>>14284000Just use 4chan built in
>>14284005They must have forgot gabe is a brony.And that he likes worst pony.
>>14284004Twilight, you need to learn that there's different types of sexy.
>What do you mean I'm insecure?
>>14283942>Those highest and lowest scoresUm.
>>14284039The pony is very pink, but isn't a princess.
>>14284030They probably still remember. They just shit their pants, like with Meet The Pyro, too. Eventually they just swallow it and go back to loving Gaben, and pushing all those oh so horrible pony thoughts out of their heads. Which, if they could have done that a while ago, would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.
Have you Taz'dingoed today?
>>14283968How do you get haunted items this time around?I want this thing so bad but I don't want to uncrate for it
>>14284051I play Gnome, actually.
>>14284051That'd be good choice mon
>>14284033But you said Earth women have mammaries farther up their barrel and wear pants! Where did this go wrong?!
>>14284040You try too hard to be confident.
>>14284055>>14284058>>14284051do we need a general group for this
>>14284051>Shitty trolls are going to lead the horde now
>>14284040The proof is in the pudding, Dash.
>>14284064I haven't played wow in yearsthose golden years are behind me unfortunately
>>14284030I'll fookin wreck u m8
>>14284042I don't really get it either
>>14284068Nigga it's not wow. Hearthstone
>>14284071Hearthstone's pretty fun, yeah. Still have yet to really build up anything but the mage deck, though.
>>14284070step it up rose
>>14284060Well you see, you just demonstrated "porn star sexy". Some guys can go for that, but others want a more real looking person. Not one where certain, er, aspects are emphasized.
>>14284051Not in a long time, my long-dicked troll friendJust kidding, you're a faggot Alliance for life
>>14284076>tfw Leth shut down
>>14284052haunted stuff comes from crates, but yo can just trade for themor buy it off the community market directly
>>14284087what is thatAll I can do is sign up
>>14284089But I meanSURELY you only like humans, AnonI can't compete with that
>>14284079Wish I could, but I can't see too much of a difference between those few colors
pony just turned into a pony
>>14283968Soldier is best pony
>>14284051Stopped playing WoW around the time I left school, and haven't been able to pick it up since.Which isn't that bad for me, really - since from what I hear, the story is kind of suffering and Blizzard has finally stopped hiding its contempt for anyone who plays Alliance.
I really wish hasbro would hire some competent merchandise devs so we wouldn't get things like....this.
>>14284102Here, try this.
>>14284102Don't worry about that kind of stuff. It's mainly depends on your monitor's color gamut
>>14284105Okay I seestill, the phrases are fair game for anything warcraft universe so
>>14284114why do you post a picture that has yellow and purple above the words Red and Blue?Is this so kind of joke?
>>14283936>just saw a burning flames one of theseI've never wanted to put money down on pixels before in my life
>>14284129>yellow and purpleThat's blue and green. The fuck is wrong with your monitor?
>>14284138Fucking with the alpha channels is fighting dirty, Anon.Pony doesn't like you.
>>14284143Uh what? It's yellow and purple.
>>14284138Can't fool png like that
Take Scootaloo somewehre
>>14284157I take you to the candy shop
>>14283942the only thing that bothers me with that test that the appearent brightness of certain bands fuck up my score, i don't know if it's my monitor or eyesbut regardless the last time i took the test I did pretty good
>>14284157But I don't want to babysit.
>>14284138How about a gif?
>>14284101I like humans. But I LOVE ponies.
>>14284066WE WARCHIEF NOW
>>14284166>>14284160now take her swimming
>>14284163It's probably your monitor. Try calibrating it, but even then if the contrast is shit and it can't go past dark grey instead of legit black, there's nothing you can do.
>>14284178Learning to swim is important. Take it from a guy who has almost drowned several times as a kid.
>>14284159One sec I'll have it up.>>14284183you're not me silly
>>14284168Quit it, you're scaring the autists.
>>14284189Why don't we all calm down and relax with a delicious apple?
>>14284188>>14284159Here you goehehehehe
>>14284181nah i have played with my color settings before, its just a 300$ acer laptop
Is Purple a blueish red or a reddish blue?Answer: WRONG IT'S PURPLE BITCH
>>14284191I still haven't a clue how people make these. Saving the image and scrolling the size doesn't even show the second image.
>>142842014chan's thumbnailing system automatically cuts out alpha information, which can drastically change a picture.Like this one.OH WAIT IT'S PURPLE AGAIN HAHA
>>14284201Has something to do with the way gamma works in thumbnails compared to the full pics. Here's a guide on how to do it.
>>14284222What if Rumble and Scootaloo broke up?
>>14284218Fuck you, image.
I COULD CARE MORE ABOUT THE DRESS
>>14284213there's not enough RAM in my country to run photoshopcan this be done in gimp
>>14284218i miss my reverse text unicode on /b/ ;_;
>>14284198>>14284209Yay, I like purple.>>14284213Ah, thank you.
>>14284222Man those seats are huge for ponies. I bet they're super comfortable.
>>14284209>>14284213Damn it, I knew it had to do with something like that. I don't know where I pulled "alpha" from.
>>14283605Personally, I don't like my birthday. Sometimes I buy my friends gifts around that time but never tell them why.
>>14284237>scootaloos poor mexican family>able to afford huge car with nice seats like thatdoubt it
>>14284238You're too sweet, Rose
>>14284238Holy crap, Rose.That's really nice.If he sees that he must be really happy.
>>14284239Eh, they're both Greek letters, it's an easy slipup.
I really hope I made it on time. Nobby Pls.
>>14284245That's rumble's parent's car. He comes from a privileged family.
>>14284238rose stop using your drawpowers for good. it is so much more profitable when you use them for evil instead.
>>14284238>it's for youreminded me of that one pic with the guy handing the viewer the gun saying "It's for you"
>>14284255you color this yet?
>>14284157Scootaloo is missing a leg!?
>>14284268he colored it but he never did the cock version
>>14284226intentional error? >>14284237they're not full grown
>>14284255YOU'RE ONE MINUTE LATE
>>14284276>intentional error? She's that evil.
>>14284268I have a better flats version too.>>14284277I submitted it through Tumblr ON the minute.
>>14284271To the prosthetisfdklmfds!
I wish I had a drawing superpower
>>14284299>Ponies climbing on poniesHNNG
>>14284224>"I-Is it because my wings don't work right...? I know they're not as strong as most pegasus wings are...b-but I've been training super-hard and...and Dash has been giving me lessons...I-I'll fly someday! I will!">"S-So please don't go...!"
>>14284299So if Gloomy and Marker are sisters...Who are their parents?
>>14284299>M: "I'm gonna boop you!">G: "N-no, please."
>>14284316/co/-tan and /d/-tan
>>14283983Holy shit unf. Someone actually gets it.
>>14284316Lauren Faust and Moot
>>14284316You are, everyone who's ever posted here is.
>>14284285>implying she is evil
>>14284339mostly she's vain, but she really is evil.
>>14284344Tuna is OTP
>>14284340I FUCKING WANT IT.
>>14284354>TunaI don't get it. What ship is "Tuna" supposed to be?
>>14284340Switch on the bottom ruined itShould have a reed switch inside it or something
>>14284351evil is such an antedated binary termmisguided would be better
>>14284255that's a nice rorschachpone
>>14284255really liking that rorschach saine next time make it look like rorschach
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
>>14284381>>14284389>RorshachI hate you both. I really hope you're not trolling.
>>14284361TrixieXLuna>>14284379no. if it was any filly it would be Pip
>>14284370vain is better. She gloated and glowered. She had a kind of faulty plan and when it didn't work out just kept going thinking it was perfect. She was too full of herself to notice when things were going sour or when they actually had gone sour.
>>14284397it is spelled Rorschach though
>>14284400It's a terrible name because it could be Twilight, Twist, Trixie, there are a lot of "T" names.
>>14284403Actually it's spelled The Question.
>>14284383we doing this?i think ill lose
>>14284409no it's clearly rorschach are you blind but saine didn't do a good job so it looks shit
>>14284413I agree, it's not very convincing
>>14284394>after high school>go into porn store for the first time>clerk is this old bald black man>after browsing, he asks me if I'm looking for anything in particular>attempt to not drop spaghetti>feel my face turning red>he says there's a room I can rent to test out a movie>say yeah sure just to get him to leave>grab some random porno>hyper fake tits>have to sit through it>masturbate twice to it>just leaveNever again.
>>1428441610/10Laughed my ass off
>>14284402>>14284416Well at least face-remover anon can't mess with it
>>14284401like any and every saturday cartoon villianher plan was solid and executed perfectly had it not been for those meddling kids but seriously, the villian can't win in these shows. she still made Celestia look like a lighting bug :L
>>14284425that's a dapper slenderman
>>14284425Isn't The Spirit supposed to have a red tie?`
>>14284425nice rorschach drawing you should make it look less like the question
>>14284425You are being trolled. I tagged it Not Rorshach on Tumblr.
>>14284433roogna said that
>>14284419only time i was in a porn store was in the back of some video store. and i only went with my gf to help pick some out
>>14284434IT'S RORSCHACH YOU FUCKSCHSCHHSCHSC
>>14284445Sorry, I'm bad at spelling.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
Rarity and Dash want to have breakfast at your placeThey sit themselves down at your table, Dash not caring about the mess but Rarity being sure to pull what look like a place mat over towards herself.>Well, what are you serving us?
>>14284462Uh hold on I think the lawn mower's out back
>>14284458Sorry darling.No, you aren't.
>>14284485Was it released?
It smells like cheese in here.
>>14284491I only have a few .gifs. And that's the only sfw one.
>>14284498That is not what I asked
Sometimes Applejack just needs help around the farmIt's nothing personal, she just needs you to hold her
>>14284500I would drive that in a vidya game
>>14284497I can't remember, how long did it take for "Cheeselegs" to arrive as the name?
>>14284504QUICK SOMEONE BUST A NUT ON A SCOOTALOO TOY
>>14284513Wait, what was that last part?
>>14284520About 10 minutes
>>14284520like a day
SAINE DRAW HOT CHRYSALIS ON ROOGNA ACTION
Tell me something embarrassing about you.
>>14284472Why is she so adrbl?
>>14284542I watch My Little Pony.
>>14284542I like Fluttershy
>>14284542I used to have a bad lip-biting problem.I managed to stop that but now I' constantly am pulling out my pubic hairs.
>>14284543Because she's perfect
>>14284542my orgasms are really girly
>>14284542I cry at almost any emotional part of any movie without fail.the iron giant gets me the most
For the horde.
>>14284554I do that too, went from nail biting
>>14284566>the iron giant gets me the mostWell you'd have to be pretty heartless not to feel at thatSuperman...
>>14284542I'm so sexually repressed that anything lewd can trigger me. If any girl that I thought was cute started to get all handsy or flirty, I would melt.
Sainedraw pinkie say this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpjOXxPka1s
>>14284577Please don't do this to me
>>14284542i put horse dild in ass
>>14284542I sometimes masturbate to ponies from the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>>14284542I want to die, but don't want to put my friends and family through that.
>>14284585I developed this same problem just a few weeks ago, except now I can't stop.
>>14284542I'm in love with a yellow cartoon horse
>>14284583>Pinkie Pie comforting Fluttershy after the loss of Angel
>>14284542I've failed three interviews in a row, and I'm starting to break down.
>>14284542I want to be a girl but even if I tried it would never be 'real' enough for me so I never will.
>>14284542i jacked it to the bcs nudes. twice.
>>14284542I've jerked off and came to this picture a couple of times.
>>14284542mlpg is my only friends
>>14284600don't do that to me eitheri'm easy prey
>>14284542I watch speed running of games for funIf I ever met a girl like Pinkie Pie I'd marry herI just got a raise at work and its making me feel depressed
First time I've ripped and converted one of these, so sorry in advance if anything turns out wrong, but I think I got it right.
>>14284610no, it is too embarrassing to admit even though i am anon
>>14284606>>14284614>kloudmuttYour queen does not approve of this.
>>14284617>If I ever met a girl like Pinkie Pie I'd marry hernot if I marry her first!
>>14284331>after a week your dreams intensify>you find the black markings have spread down to cover your scrotum
>>14284615That's sweet and sad at the same time
>>14284625whoa shit are we getting a story about cadance before her wings?
>>14284616>Fluttershy was convinced Angel was the reincarnated form of her dead father>Never had the courage to try and work out her daddy issues with him>Has rough, angry hatesex with Pinkie, whom she has chosen as the next incarnation of her father>Pinkie has no regrets in coming over to comfort a friend.
>>14284542i came to mlpg because of a person, not necessarily pone
>>14284542Even though I hate stoners I can't stop getting a boner to that fucking gilda pic or any pic with ponies smoking
>>14284616Those ponies are so snugglable.10 hngs out of 10
>>14284625looks good for .jpglink to archive where?>>14284628he did say something embarrassing ...
>>14284615jacked it pretty much all female drawfagseven hoppip before i know
Nightmare Rarity kinda looks like a Pokemon
>>14284651>>14284653Slipped my mind, sorry. I'll get to making one right now.
>>14284622it's not even the superman part. it's the "I love you" just before. he loved him so much
>>14284649god bless ECM
>>14284646Pinkie and Flutter cutest ponies
>>14284542I had to go to the emergency room because I shoved six plastic horses up my ass. The doctor said my condition was stable.
>>14284655that hand has 6 fingers>>14284662k, don't forget to link it here afterwards
>>14284542I frotted regularly with my cousin and would have put it in her, too, if things continued the way they did.
>>14284627Translation: They don't actually exist, and I'm just messing around.
>>14284670it feels like my favorite characters are completely different in the comic
>>14284676I'm talking about this pic>>14283562Also I can stop fantasizing about being one
>>14284686Fluttershy isn't captured very well in the middle panels
>>14284689ISN'T THIS FUN?
Does MLPG have any of the Lil Miss Jay comics/images? I need dirt on him.
>>14284582I thought I already saw a picture like this.
>>14284704>>14284653Something like this okay?https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/77412572/pon.rar
>>14284542I watch MLPI'm bisexualI've never had a boyfriend or girlfriendI've blown 6 guysI'm a virgin if you don't count the time I got about three inches of my dick into a guy before he said it hurt too muchI've never seen a girls boobsI hate myselfI've been diagnosed with severe depression and avoidant personality disorderI can't say that I've really ever had a friend that's wanted to spend time with me outside of schoolI'm an alcoholicI'm suicidalI used to be 15kg heavierI have psoriasisI wish I had a bigger dickI haven't read any of the comics since the Chrysalis arcI only come here because I don't want to study and I've got nothing else to doI've never been invited to a partyI scored tragically low on my college entrance exam even though I tutored a friend that scored among the highest in the schoolI'd do practically anything for someone that made time for me every week or so
>>14284707Apart from the one that Corwin made to illustrate one of LMJ's tumblr posts... not really
anonan extra ration of pony for these men
>>14284720>I'd do practically anything for someone that made time for me every week or so>>>/sub/3dpd
>>14284709well it's not on google images
>>14284717ponies fighting like cats over things is one of my favorite things
>>14284720You forgot to add that you're using my screen caps to post /soc/ bullshit
>>14284720>I've blown 6 guys>I'm a virgin
>>14284717who the fuck writes this shit
If Spike were your assistant what would you have him do?
>>14284737Virginity is a pretty malleable term these daysIt's why some girls have blown 37 guys, or had anal, and say they're still a virgin because they haven't engaged in vaginal sex
>>14284617>If I ever met a girl like Pinkie Pie I'd marry herThe problem with this is that the people who cosplay Pinkie Pie are lunatics who are "totally random"
>>14284745clean my room
>>14284745find me a better assistant
>>14284746I'm pretty sure the bottom-line term was "have had a sexual experience"
>>14284742When Rarity acts like the female equivalent of this it isn't played for laughs.
>>14284749Look at those harlots on the right
>>14284736I think that taking screenshots somehow gives me ownership over them in full or partI post about 'my' screenshots as a bizarre way to garner attention
>>14284754Well yeahIt's just that people change it for their own interests, or their own beliefsObviously this dude considers a losing virginity to be "sticking my dick into something until I come," rather than any sort of sexual experience
>>14284759>the joke is that Mr. Cake is a faggot
>>14284759jesus christ you couldn't have shaved
>>14284691It seems that way, but you're just retarded.
>>14284773How does a pony shave their stache without having a bare upper lip?
>>14284771Then he's a faggot. Along with other people that do the same thing.
>>14284749>MayorHoly shit my dick exploded
>>14284781well shit got me there
You should kill yourself
>>14284784seriously what is she wearing, a hooker outfit?
>>14284720we have a lot in common, my friend.except the depression part and the stuff that comes with it.stay strong and i hope your treatment will help.
why is drawing on a tablet so soul rendingI'm trying to practice on a tablet instead of paper and it's just so monotonous and terrible. coloring is the devil, too.i'll never get to contributing for you guys at this speed
You fuck my ass, I'll fuck yours. ;)
>>14284786This isnt the pep talk I was expecting from Pinkie Pie
>>14284735>"You're amazing!"All this fucking Cadance fellatio is fucking grating.
>>14284749>your aptitude test has determined that your future career is going to be whatever the fuck your cutie mark already represents
M-Mayor Mare?! Holy shit that tail wrap....that is so hot...
>>14284799I'm sure the gayfags will have a field day with thatThere goes that character
>>14284799wait were they gonna go full carrie on this shit
>>14284799>carrie referenceTOO FAR
>>14284739price and cooki would say that price likes to project ironically, but that's just me.
>>14284799>cadance automatically winsha
>>14284799>Bat'lethWell fuckPony Star Trek is cannon.Which only raises new questions with Discord
absolutely the worst thing possiblei'd rather be patted by spooky skellingtons
>>14284810they use tail wraps on mares during breeding to keep the tail out of the way in real horse mating
>>14284826The comics have been making Star Trek references for a whilecanon or not
>>14284833did they just kill buck
>>142848332 page bonus coming up.
>>14284812as a bifag, and speaking only for myself, nohe's not really that cute
>>14284786Probably, but it's a bit difficult to weigh the pain I'll put people through by living with the pain I'll put them through by dying.
>>14284833>Quantum LeapCant wait for the Gaffer spinoffs with this...
>>14284720I bet you're hot if you've managed to blow 6 guys and bed one And you've lost weight
>>14284835Yes I know...
>>14284832TRUFAX: The average human contains enough bones to make a skeleton.
>>14284839Silly anon, that's VGCats face.
>>14284843I don't get it
Just something real quick.Any of you guys have a link to the sad version of the fim theme song? you know the one that is very slow and played with piano, mostly used during the feels threads and such.thanks
>>14284825Who the fuck bullies girls?This guy really is a jerk
>>14284839No, those are teeth. Not his mouth hanging open OR A FAT FUCKING WALL OF TEXT
>>14284856That's all of it. Hope you enjoyed it MLPG!Link to the download one more time:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/77412572/pon.rar
>>14284843how the fuck old are they now? i was guessing SA was around 25 but that other pony is old age balding.
why aren't we ded
>>14284856>PTVOH BOY AN ENTIRE NETWORK OF WATRTSPORTS!
>>14284856physical is kind of a lewd song
>>14284871pony comic adrenaline shot
>>14284833>>14284840YesLuckily Cadance is a princess and can make a congress pony disappear quietly. Because they don't even have a congress
>>14284863it was fun, thanks
>>14284870Some people bald earlier than others, and the overdose of testosterone that would lead a person to be captain of a high school team would also lead to early-onset male pattern baldness.
>>14284843What's the joke?
Human Fluttershy's body
>>14284859meh, found it>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZNDiU9ljw
>>14284863pretty good.Too bad they skip the whole "fucking in the back of my mom's 1973 dodge coronet" part.
>>14284883If shiny and cadence have been together so long, why was Twily so surprised to find out they were getting married?
>>14284885you should be able to see her wild untamed bush with her pants that low0/10 shit fluttershy
>>14284891She wasn't, she just didn't recognize her name at first.
>>14284879but hes also has the aged old man cheeklines. he was designed to look in his 40s on purpose not to be a young guy who is early balding.
>>14284891Because the weeding was a terrible premise and now its damage control
>>14284899He was nearly electrocuted to death. Lay off.How about you ride a balloon into some power lines and we'll see how young you look after
>>14284900The weeding sounds like it would be the best fluttershy/rarity/rainbow dash episode ever.
>being Buck's "back-up" date>he hatefucks you in his car afterwards>Calls you Cadence when he comes
>>14284917well that didn't take you longhow long does it take you to go fuck yourself?use standard units
>>14284917I bet he's got a tiny dick
>>14284843I wonder how Lemony Gems got back together with him after all tat.
>>14284921>>14284922About 10 cm
>>14284914>Pinkie Pie tokes up>She's still her same hyper, cheerful self, but talking and moving in super slow motion
>>14284922fuck you, people cant choose the size of their dick or increase it in any way.
Pony wants a donutwat do
>>14284938>or increase it in any way.
>>14284940Fuck pony, pony doesn't deserve food. pony isn't even real.
>>14284932>Rarity tokes up>keeps trying to magic her brush to her>its always doritos>"Where do these even keep coming from?"
>>14284948what's that Sweetie
>>14284940>not using a stroke on your text in an image macronigger what are you doing?
Dominant Marespossibly futa.
>>14284810goat is gonna have a field day with this
>>14284940Poke pony in the tummy and say "Havent you already had some?" while making a ppppppt noise
>>14284940Pony gets the best donut
Pony just smiled at me!youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
>>14284981I prefer the *numi* sound fx
>>14284952I've told a few timesI've gained 3/4 of an inch in about 9 months with traction and hanging
>>14284989No one will believe that story.Its quite a stretch!
Tell me a story anonabout ponies being ferocious
>>14284888>not a Dodge PhoenixPlebeian.Nice trips, by the way.
>>14285011Did you know, that Luna gobbles up pipsqueak ponies in her spare time?
>>14285011What makes a king out of a slave?What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
>>14285017Money.Wind.Go fuck yourself.
>Pony lays on top of you>Their tummy is taut, but soft warm and fuzzy
if only relationships were so simple that you could determine compatibility with a few simple calculations
>>14285016Did you know; Mr. Bones is inside of everyone?
>>14285011I think she was a pony at one pointt
>>14285033Oh godCan I feel it as she breathes on top of me?
>>14285031My dick is bigger than it was 9 months agoThis is because I pulled on it with springs and weightsI did it because it's my fetish, not because I was smallWhat more is there to tell?
>>14285030What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?What makes the musk rat guard his musk?
>>14285036Yeah, life would be easier that way.
>>14285043Is this DIY capable
>>14285033I'm gonna sleep and ponka is gonna be my little spoon.
>>14285036>mfw even if relationships where that simple I would still be lonely
>>14285035That's actually pretty great
>>14285042Only on your chestBecause that is where she is resting her head. So she can listen to your heart beat as she falls asleep.
SAINE ur a faget
>>14285043So you just have a longer, thinner dick?
>>14285047yet another reason why life among the ponies would be better
>>14285044Mating.Also mating.Related to you going and fucking yourself.
>>14285054I'm sure she'll be real one day
>>14285036That sounds really boring
>>14285060What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?What causes the dawn to come up like THUNDER?
>>14285036It can if you know how to calculate correctly.
>>14285070Fuck that owl
>>14285048YesGoogle itI wore a tractor for six hours a dayI hang for about 1.5I take a break every 15 minutes for both>>14285056No, it's thicker tooThat's probably the occasional clampingGoogle that as well
pretty plump pulsating princess pony penis
>>14285071Because other things are more wondrous.It doesn't, jackass. Dawn is silent and peaceful most of the time.Self go fuck your.
>>14285077Bullshit, lets your setup and before and after pics of your dick.
I am starting to love cadance over twilight more and more.cadence was a poor orphan who worked hard to become powerful and popular.while twilight was born into a rich family with bullshit marysue powers that made her the chosen one.
>>14285070What is this from?
>>14285085What makes the hottentot so hot?What puts the ape in apricot?What have they got that I aint got?
>>14285053Are you being serious or are you teasing me?
>>14285092>cadence was a poor orphan who worked hard to become powerful and popular.wat
SAINE get a 4chan pass
>>14285096New batman issue
>>14285091>animated pngTHIS WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME HARD
>>14285091I always love visual gags like that.Huge as shit glasses of water and nobody gives a fuck. What if pony did that?
>>14285092And Cadence ruined the show before it was cool
>>14285105welp, facts don't lie
>>14285107i love batmanwas he ever able to bring his mom back to life?
>>14285103>babby's first brony-retarded fanonstep upyou will see it a lot in future
>>14285104Buy me one.
>>14285091please post the actual image, I want to see sweaty paws
>>14285100Now you're just talking nonsense. Go back to hiding like a sissy.Also: Courage
>>14285122That wasn't me. Don't buy me stuff.
>>14285091someone on 4chan just got a picture of Gilda's sweaty pawsI hope it wasn't in /mlp/
>>14285119>babby's first brony-retarded fanonGet fucked bitch, Cadence was born rich and powerful
>>14285103>doesnt know about the official cadance backstoryget out of here casual. you obviously dont care about canon and only came here to talk about fetishes
>>14285096Looks like a higher quality version of the Spike micro preview from iTunes.
>>14285092I like her r34 almost as much as the Queen
>>14285131Damn straight, now lets see your cock
You can snuggle Pinkie Pie nonsexuallyBut she will not be gentle
>>14285142>pony will never eat you
>>14285087I could show you afters if you really wantedI'd rather wait till I reach my long term goals thoughThere's forums full of people with gains like me if you're interested
>>14285146non gentle snuggling is called foreplay. That bitch better be ready for the D.
>>14285091>>14285129That thread got derailed instantly
I want Gilda to give me a footjob with her sweaty paws
>>14285147as long as i can eat her, im ok with this
>>14285150>like me if you're interestedYep, I gotta see this
>>14285131>official cadance backstory>written by meghan's talentless friend which was dragged by the first into bandwagon because she had no writing job for a while>jeez I wonder why>definitely not because her writing sucks right
>>14285129>>14285155One Million dollarydoos to the first person who can find out where.
>>14285161>mfw I just read that storyIt was pretty bad
>>14285150i don't want a bigger cocki had enough trouble with my asian girlfriend>being black problems
>>14285126It's that 4chan bug that switches images.
>>14285159http://www.pegym.com/forums/success-forum/They're pretty light on the photos so some are probably exaggerating But I wouldn't lie to you
I'm surprised there wasn't as much talk on the comic as usual.Was it just underwhelming or are too many people asleep around this time?
>>14285176I can sum up my feelings as, "eh."
>>14285171>Randomly boasting about your dick
>>14285126Actually you can animate Png's but only some browsers support it.
>>14285176It was pretty underwhelming
>>14285168>>>/a/95961007doesn't always work that wayand the gilda pic was posted by me to check if , by the off chance i was wrong
>>14285174>must purchase $800 worth of material to increase the size of your dickare you fuckkin kidding me
>>14285192and that explains why .png was animated, when 4chan doesn't allow it
>>14285126It's literally a renamed gifGecko or webkit don't give a rats ass about extensions
>>14285176it is 2am also the story was generic predictable bullshit so there isnt much to discuss.
oh shit the /a/ nerds think it's related, or has image thread goddess taken me for a serendipitous trip again
>in the beginning>"oh boy these references are neat">"uh wow there are a lot of 80s references">"i cant take it anymore please price no more"
>>14285203pfffftEven in porn Tails is the worst character ever
>>14285213It's for your own good, son. This way you will never have to suffer the eighties ever again.
>>14285197if I had a product that's convincingly making people's dicks bigger I'd sell it for more than that
>>14285197It's utter bullshit to take advantage of desperate menI bought a $15 knock off from Eb4y and it works exactly the same (the build quality is pretty rubbish though)You should just calibrate it yourself as they use springs that are far too stiff
>>14285181I hate it when I'm in public and my dick pokes out of my sleeves
>>14285224I hate it when I can see up some girl's skirt on the train, pop a boner and accidentally kick her in the face.
>>14285227Dont you mean dick her in the face?
>>14285180>>14285190>>14285204Just finished reading it and it makes more sense that it had little impact now. There were a few small things that were funny, but nothing standout about this issue to me.
>>14285236I learned Mayor Mare is hot
>>14285197Nah, looks pretty DIY though of course there's going to be a mess of products promoted through an enthusiast site.
>>14285247>if they didn't draw the stem you would have assumed it was inside her
Pony wonders why are there so many fucking Neo-80s artist/bands.
>>14285247That, Celestia's small part, and Twilight and Cadence's interaction at the start are what seemed to standout. Everything else, including the main story, was pretty meh. Which is a shame given the last issue.
Pony wonders why human mares have their teats on their shoulders
>>14285254I thought it looked like her dick her dick>>14285256Princess Get Up! There is a sun to raise on the east coast!
>>14285264I wonder that myself
>>14285266>"No, I don't feel like raising the sun today."
>>14285277To bad sweet cheeks, up and atom!
Which pony is most likely to become a murderer?
>>14285282She'd use the insanity plea.
>>14285277good, i don't wanna go to rehab and potentially apocalyptic celestial happenings are probably a good reason to get me out of it.
kill flying saucer and become a pony
>>14285281>>14285296>"No, I don't want to."
>>14285290>The Marmalade Mangler
>>14285256>that wistful expressiongets me every timeI love her
>>14285301I'm calling the USA
>>14284542As much as I like the show, it wouldn't be nearly as great an experience for me were it not for all the hype, arguing, reaction and OC that comes out of here and the rest of the fandom.So I guess that makes me some sort of fan of the fandom.
>>14285302>Jack of the Jamjars
>>14285301Fine, go get your sister to do it then. Since, she raises all the stars at night, your little sun, is a mote of dust to her.
>>14285301Come on, Princess. There's no need for that kind of talk.Come have some breakfast and everything is gonna be fine.
Good night mlpgI hope I can wake up before FUCKING NOON
>>14285266it seems like this is a crossover with something, but i don't recognize it
Does anyone else think the sequence of events that inspired this season is a little bit weird? Faust relented not too long ago, and gave a sort of Q&A on what she wanted done and what she would have done with the show. One of that was the everfree forest being a sort of unstoppable evil, but not sentient?, force. Episodes 1 and 2 feature Luna's castle, which isn't in the everfree forest, but was overtaken by it.So now, as I understand it, they're facing a villain who controls the forest? It's probably just from the style guide or something
>>14285310>>14285321>"Fine, see if I care."
gigantic, rosy, puffy, tender, milk-slicked palm-filing areolae
>>14285333I think it's an Of Monsters and Men crossover.
MLPG is dead!Quick, post your waifus before somebody else claims them!
>>14285382Claiming The Great and powerful Trixie
>>14285382I love Fluttershy
>>14285391You get the anthro, I get the pony.
So it figures that as soon as Fluffy figures something out that takes advantage of his degree, and brings in the cash, youtube goes and implements new copyright protections:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Svcf3vOZikV is predicting the death of let's plays. That's a little strong but the tv show stuff comes right down to "if you didn't produce this, you ain't makin' dosh"
>>14285397Nope, I get both, ha ha.
>>14285413thank god, I'm tired of being jelly of people making money off of providing a bland, shallow commentary on a game that is mostly about the commentor's life
MLPG helpI'm having an asthma attack
This is the end of the waifu claiming test. You have all failed. Shame on you for trying to control a sentient being like an object.
>>14285413>death of pewdiepieI'm so okay with this
>>14285420wet a rag, put it over your mouth and nose. breath through the rag. I know this sounds stupid.caffeine also helps calms your lungs. this is a good time to drink a cup of coffee, or a can of pop, if that's more accessible.if it escalates, if it does not get better, then you need to see a doctor. you have to get to an inhaler or you will die.
>>14285292> kill fs to become pony> he is reincarnated as ponyYa beefed it
>>14285398>tfw only one gilda footjob pic and it's by LMJ
>>14285413>if you didn't produce it, you might get blamedno more pewdiepieI love this no end
>>14285428>>14285419In an interesting twist of things actually making sense in reality, the new rules go like this, for anyone who hasn't seen the video:You own your voice, and your commentary, you do not own the footage that you recorded. That is owned by the company that produced it. If they allow you to monetize that, still a possibility. I think what this guy is saying is that in adding cash options to your videos you actually have to get the ok from the publishers. I could see a person like Pewdiepie actually getting that approval. He has a lot of viewers, and his playing things is as good as an ad
>>14285437I'm learning drawingif I keep it up I can maybe draw a good gilda footjob pic by the end of next year
>>14284891She was surprised Shining never told her and she didn't recognize Cadences full name.
>>14285429long slow deep breaths that use the abadomen help too, pushing out the stomach lets the diaphram lower and lets more air into the lungs
>>14285449Good, good.And maybe by the end of november I could actually make a functional platformer in SFML if I keep up my learning habits.Make sure she's smoking or I'll shitpost in this thread with such a fury mere mortals will cower in fear
>>14285464>human pose, but she's using the spear to prop herself up>impossible to use weapon, unless she were a badassdamn it
>>14285429>>14285454okayokay well at least I'm not deadthe damp rag thing works to an extentthanks, medic anon
>>14285470>didn't blaze itwhy don't you smoke it's good
>>14285464>those eyesGod dammit every fucking time
>>14285470do you have cats or dogs? are you having an allergic reaction?when I was a kid, visiting my dad, or my friend, I used to have sit outside with a rag over my face. it's a good idea to get away from the potentially dangerous air to let your lungs sort itself out.
>>14285475God I really wish smoking wasn't my fetish.I'd shitpost so fucking hard right now.
>>14285488I'm glad you've changed your ways
Why do I only draw late at night?
>>14285485It's my vocal cordsSometimes when I breath bad air or smoke or just do something they don't like they start to lock up and I sound like a geriatric with half a lungI just coughed too hard this time and they freaked out
>>14285509>you will never a roogna
>>14285495I didn't really though, my dick is getting in the way of me hating you hard enough.I'm so aroused and mad.
>>14285531I'm smoking right nowI'm also Gilda
My headcanon is that Babs is actually AB's dwarf aunt.
>>14285559MSOB would be so much better if he could draw noses
>>14285548>tfw Gilda will never let me take a drag while holding the joint between her toes
>>14285566well, that's a new onetime to fap
>>14285565Some people say it's too broad. I don't see a problem with it.
>draw a zombie pony.
>>14285552Oh shit, I just came from that thread on /v/What a qt
pony wants you to wear the saddle
>>14285566>she rubs your crotch with her other foot
>>14285636>She starts slowly unzipping your pants with her foot, and then presses your dick with her sweaty sole.
>>14285552I would a midget chickThey're adorbs
>>14285685>tfw no shortstacked cutie
>>14285690>shortstack>with tactical adventure sock
>>14285700Tactical adventure doge
Pony brought you some weedPony says you can pay pony later
>>14285710I guess that is fine too
Pony says you can thanks pony nowgo aheadthank pony later, pony knows what pony saidbut later doesn't always come, so insteadyou can thanks pony now
>>14285743I pay pony with rape dollars
>>14285750Pony sounds Russian.
>>14283469That sounds great, when do we start?
>>14285769I want a Russian pony - they have the best accent apart from Czech maybe
>>14285779Nah, the best accent is Flemish
Pony is having trouble learning Rasengan
>>14285804Pony should stop being stupid and realize that kamehameha is where its at
>>14285804Does pony refer to the hand signs? Because those are easy.
>>14285744Remember that time when Renne could have worn then arms?
>>14285832What?Didn't that not work?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSROSencBssmy life is boring
pony is pulling your arm with their hoof
>>14285841im sure it was said that it could have
>>14285855That would have been crazyImagine the high fives
>>14285864it is impossible to be sad
>>14285848Not everyone can get paid to do and film crazy fun shit like thatSome of us have to get shitty 9-5 engineering jobs or something
How many apples do you think AJ can get in there anyway?
>>14285853pony hoofgrip feels really weird
>>14285872http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgcwIp2FuII can't even pretend I'm not jellyI'm so jelly that I'm not even sad or mad
Pony just parachuted from her private jet into a hot tub full of money
>>14285906and then joined a secret skype call where your favorite contributors discuss things casually and draw doodles to eachother for fun