>>14280541THAT GUY'S DICK
>>14280541Gloomy doesn't a dick..right..RIGHT?!
>>14280541HIS PRONOUN'S TARGET'S DICK
>>14280535Can a pony do that? Can they eat all the apples?
I wish someone would ask me out so I could stand them up
The fuck is this?http://mlpg.co/ot/res/289.html
>Big TF2 shitstorm>Halloween>People posting to play here>/v/ tearing itself to pieces over it>People trolling, posting the MLPG server info for them to join>check the server>EmptyI"m honestly a little surprised
I'm excited next month we can lock Gloomy in a closet and not let her out again for months
>>14280574Wanna go on a date?Meet me here in 4 posts.
>>14280551She's a princessthink about it
>>14280535don't they have stock records or something?
AND THIS THREAD IS OFF TO A GREAT START.DICK DICKS DICK HORSE COCK WIBBLIY WOBBELY HORSE COCK
YOUR MARKER PONY IS A WHORE
>>14280577The day before the premier she'll be at her biggest!
>>14280577That's rude.She wants to see the show.
Well, here I am, waiting for Anon.
>>14280583Surprise! It was me instead
>>14280519>gloomy will never sit on your face>in her unwashed panties
>>14280535I can't wait til Gloomy gets a reprieve from all this growing after the new episode
Is you excite?
I'm starting to listen to brony music. What do I do?
>>14280576We played for like 25 minutes and then quit
>>14280519For a second there I thought this was an ass worship general
>>14280598WHOA WHOA WHOA PAL BACK UP BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT
>>14280629there's no reason it can't be
Finished the Halloween prompt 5, Flutterbutt as Spawn.
>>14280617OHMYGOSHYOU want to date ME?I don't even know what to say, other then YES
>>14280629It is, but with a whole bunch of bullshit in between
What are you going as for Halloween, MLPG?
>>14280618what would it smell like?
>>14280643If I beat that guy up will you go out with me instead?
>>14280627Do what you want.
>>14280651>4chan manPlease be a shoop.
>>14280576currently the game is borked like it is on the first night of any big updatetry tommorow or halloween itselfuntill then we at least have the hilarious lines to hold us overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8REVZE-REwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeWpIuz9lU0
>>14280653skunky sweat and semen
>>14280651>4chan manthat has to be impossible
>>14280627Listen to this then kill yourself.http://forestrain.bandcamp.com/album/my-little-pop-punk-pony
>>14280642wow inkythis is a pretty big shocker compared to your usual style
>tfw wants-to-be-murdered anon won't let you murder him
>>14280643I've changed my mindbye
>>14280575It appears to be some sort of image sharing thingymajig.
>>14280658Probably not, I'm not a fan of guys that...>>14280688>>14280658Where to?
>>14280675Would you eat her out with her plump posterior riding over your face after she's taken a few loads inside?
>>14280647>>14280681Whats the best way to kill myself?>>14280659But I need anonymous strangers on the internet to tell me what I should and shouldn't like.
>>14280681Where did ReiDuran go?
>>14280708You are anonymous stranger tooyou can tell yourself what to like
>>14280674we were playing like 15 minutes ago, we all got the halloween item so we stopped
>>14280698Why did you link thiswho would eat someone's penis
anon can I have another cookie
>>14280621Kind of. I don't like to say it; but I think the premiere is going to flop hard - but, we'll see.
>>14280700I was thinking we could maybe go back to my place or your place and cuddle a little bit We could watch Suited for Success to get us in the mood if you'd like.
If Applejack is all about family, then why hasn't she started her own yet?Even her aunts have around 8 foals.
>>14280704as long as they're my loads, sure.
>>14280732No Pinkie you already had one. Think of all the starving zebra children who haven't had any cookies at all.
>>14280687>tfw no-one will murder you>tfw not enough courage to kill myself>tfw I hate myself too much to get help
>>14280687come get me, faggotI'll totally suck your dick before you do it
>>14280686Yeah I've been experimenting with digital, but hopefully when I get back into the swing of things I'll be back to more traditional.
>>14280651He's a bit thin to be 4chan man.
>>14280708Exit bag.Do you like other music or are you just listening only to brony music. If so I'm going to deny you the right to kill yourself painlessly.
>>142804586.2/10Cute, but lacking polish it needs.
>>14280742Apple pony is not for sexual.
>>14280742She's getting herself ready for it. Then she'll approach big mac...
Would you marry gloomy?
>>14280739That sounds like a good time, except for that last part.I hope you don't think I'm that much of a slut to put out on the first...meeting.
>>14280732Only if you finish your vegetables
>>14280708exit bags are for figgetsshoot yourself and become another statistic
>>14280742How did we ever know that, by the way? Was it just randomly decided?
>>14280742she has to make sure her current family can live wel first and that Applebloom has a future.
>>14280776She will approach me. Only I am right for her.
>>14280732Only if you eat all of your vegetables and brush your teeth before bedtime, pony.
>>14280778There's something very wrong with this picture
>>14280742Apple Bloom needs to finish school before AJ can afford to be knocked up for 9 months
>>14280778fuck yeah I wouldit's especially hot if she forces me in to it
>>14280793>>14280783you guys are cunts
>>14280792That's a good joke anon. She needs a truly strong breeding stallion.
>>14280778Gloomy, you broke somethingthere we go
>>14280742> There will never be a 'Applejack finds a mate' episode.
>>14280800it's just a little mirrored, it's still good
>>14280784There's something happening in my pants
[vaginal control intensifies]
>>14280778>>14280822But that's not Gloomy.
>>14280782Working for it makes it so much better
>>14280840it is now
>>14280831nothing wrong with that
>>14280784>>14280784too out of character for me
>>14280846But it really isn't, the picture is of Marker Pony. It's even in the filename, and most of us were here when it was drawn.
>>14280841anyone have the image of big mac with a jumbo feed bag
http://derpibooru.org/459533There are times where big tits and ass just look ridiculous. And this is one of them.
S4 premiere will be shit.
>>14280816I just don't want you to get fat like that other horse
>>14280866I'm going to throw up
>>14280825That'd be neat.
>>14280866Then why would you post itYou're like that friend who you're eating with and they go "oh man this is the worst thing I've ever tasted, here try it"
>>14280863I knowbut it is now
>>14280866Yup, Doxy's finally lost it.Especially with the plot of that thing; 'oh, I'm on a train with strangers who suddenly start groping me? BETTER SUCK THEM OFF'
>>14280871She can just work it off...
>>14280878I post stuff like that all the timeit's funcheck out this: http://derpibooru.org/458870
>>14280866There are times when big tits and ass look ridiculousand that's when it hits my fetish
>>14280519> MSOB streaming> Gloomy assThis is a GLORIOUS night
>>14280870S4E14 will be awful
>>14280880You're talking about the guy who became famous for a comic where a guy starts sucking and fucking his roommates just because he put on a dress.
>>14280880http://derpibooru.org/459489indeed. But I doubt he cares that much.
>>14280842As much as I'd like to continue this, I AM trying not to go off topic as much.Also, something something work for it something something edging
>>14280911It's called Cross Platform you plebeand it is a classic
You all have your own favorites, but which pony do you think the main characters believe is the prettiest?
>>14280778We already did, remember?http://pastebin.com/PE2LXmxj
Doxy should do Flutterzoo stuff
>>14280911So many /v/irgins turned gay from that comic
>>14280870Who else hated the S5 premiere? Sunset Shimmer replacing Twilight was garbage and they botched Alicorn Fluttershy.
>>14280900I'm 25 and what is this
>>14280924Twilight thinks Celestia is.
>>14280924Everyone but Rarity: RarityRarity: Fluttershy
>>14280947>everyone cried that Twilight destroyed the show when she became a princess>now everyone's crying because she's dead and gone foreverthere's just no pleasing you people, is there
>>14280949that's a fat woman, Chistery30% of Americans are fat women
>>14280940Nobody ever will.
>>14280957Rarity has good taste
>>14280949It's the ideal female anthro Rarity body
>>14280941Plebs.It was Asscastle that turned me gay. That's a comic for fags with taste.
>>14280880>not wanting to suck off a train full of strangersYou are no slutty mare!
I guess it's that time of night
>>14280977HTH 1 turned me gayThat fucking fox
>>14280979Most of us aren't, anon. We just don't like making a stink over nothing when you fags talk about it.
>>14280995>That fucking foxyou're obsessed with that
Scootaloo secretly enjoys dancing in public
>>14280973No, that's clearly a shaped charged designed to target my interests.But please, let us pony.
>>14280995A comment on paheal years ago made me bi.
>>14281031...You like fat chicks?
>tfw no ponies in slutty halloween costumes
>>14281027What if Scootaloo turned out to be really really good at dancing?
>>14281042>Could be drawing this Luna as Barbossa picture>Wasting time here instead
>>14281016I just recently remembered the traumatic feeling of clicking handjob without reading the text and then fapping to my first "man"it's a weird memory, the memory of my first gay fap.
>>14280995>HTH>Cross platformIt's like I'm surrounded by plebs.Get taste. Go gay with asscastle.
>>14280519I'd beat that dead horse if you know what I mean.
>>14281048She was pretty sweet at those spin moves, maybe she just needs to practice more
>>14281048Wasn't there an episode where she was
I was slowly turned Bi through futanari... I guess it really is gay.
>>14281042>pony wears Rarity costume>instant slutty costume
>>14281063Asscastl wasn't really sexual thoughIt was more of an awkward exploration of sexuality comic
>>14281040Of course he does. Have you SEEN those hands of his?
>>14281063obscure doesn't mean good you furassfaggotdon't judge me
>>14281075I am only not bi because I don't like anal. Not even porn of it. Just doesn't do anything for me.
>>14281040Survey says yesAs does how long I've been staring at that pose in the upper leftThat's not bad anthro
I used to be straight until George Takei jerked me off on a Howard Stern episode
>>14281084And it was damn good.>>14281091I'll judge the hell out of you, homo.
>>14281042That's actually a pretty good ideaLike Pinkie Pie in a slutty devil costume
>>14281075I don't know. I think I have a fetish for dicks, but I'm not gay. The thought of kissing another guy and dating puts me off...
>>14281053>Picture was Arceus with spikes/blades covering his dick>guy describes how they could be soft and work well with anal, stimulating a lot your insides
>>14281094Surveys have suggested only a small fraction of men have practiced anal sex in yearsMost guys prefer oral for clear enough reasons - the prep alone for anal is a real hassle when you need your jones boned
>>14281095Top-middle's the only one I'd call 'fat' anyway. Others are a bit chub, but in a way you could still call 'voluptuous'.
I turned bi because I like gay porn and fucking boys in the ass
>>14281087How the Hell does that correlate?
Evens: Keep streamingOdds: Fuck off
>>14280847>>14280784great, something else to add to my folder of pics that no one will ever color
>>14281128YOUR FATE IS SEALED.
Pony asks why do some stallions enjoy receiving and why other stallions enjoy giving
>>14281056i was in 8th grade>this fox is kinda cute i guess>wait something weird is going on...>oh, i'm fucking a guy>well i can't just stop now, can i?
macro Gloomy transformation
>>14281129well there's one more if you're making a collection
>>14281127People with big hands usually like fat chicks.Trust me, I am a scientist
>>14281113Anal is just gross. Even the cleaning is gross.Even if I were giving the risky business to a dude whose anus smelled like peppermint and new car all I would be able to think about is the shit liquid spewing into the toilet from the enema.
>>14281128I was more excited when the titties were flesh-colored.
>>14281095You're too late, that artist has already grown bored of ponies and switched to other topics.
Anyone here has iTunes?Could you snatch via it a bit more hi-res preview:https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/my-little-pony-micro-series/id734577364?mt=11please respond
>>14281087They're not that large, and I don't see how that correlates.>>14281146That doesn't sound scientificOr related to ponyPlease, pony harder.
Badass Celestia with a spear.
>>14281142am i being transformed into gloomy or is she transforming me
>>14281150>Sweater is right above the areolathat would be irresponsible of her
>>14281113Surveys also say that only about 60% of women have ever masturbated.
>>14281132>Explain to pony it's a sin against nature, just for kicks>Sit back and watch what happens
>>14281162It's the same resolution, sorry
>>14281171>only about 60% of women have ever masturbated.That seems a gross underestimation.
>>14281171>60%now that's a lie
>"W-what do you mean they'll receive eternal punishment?"
>>1428117160% where? If you include shitty middle eastern countries with female circumcision then maybe
Trixie won't share her gushers
>>14281183No it is not. Ponygoons used iTunes preview to compile readable versions so please.
>>14281192surveys say only 60% of women questioned in the surveys who answered honestly when questioned about masturbating have admitted to it.
>>14281171>>14281113...are there ANY accurate sex-related surveys? At all? I've yet to find one.
>>14281209That's okay, they're hers.
>>14281194They were doing drugs, pinkie.The only that didn't receive a punishment was the one in the suit of armor.Now touch my butt
>>14281210I wish Mangneto didn't hate ponies so much, I really like the ones he draws. Plump kissable lips are always a plus.
>>14281232well there's the one about you always being a virginI don't think you'd like the results
>>14281210I wish Mang did more pone stuff.
>>14281209Those commercials where the people eating gushers transformed into fruit gave me the weirdest boners
>>14281244I wish he would draw more Femrover
>>14281211Other than what's on the page it says I need an mobile device or something. Are you sure?
>>14281232Any questionnaire can have severe limitations, not the least of which being the perceived anonymity of the survey. If a woman thinks there's any way she can be pointed to as "the masturbator" there's still a chance she'd say she hasn't, though in truth she may have.Funny enough, men tend to not have this pressure - there's virtually no way to pool enough candidates in sex studies for men who don't and/or haven't masturbated.
>>14281194>Because if you don't show them the light, they'll be damned to hell. It's your job to save them, pony.
>>14281170It's trying to escape as it is.
>>14281262More anthro inverted nipples when?
>>14281262Draw fetish human
>>14281262I thought you were dedfinish this little series
>>14281276Oooo, that donut looks like it has filling. What flavor is it?
>>14281271Are you an idiot?>>14281162>Anyone here has iTunes?>Anyone here has iTunes?>ANYONE HERE HAS ITUNES?
>>14281167Does anybody have the .gifs of this Rarity talking?
>>14281279I'm sorry anon, I just get snarky when I'm horny
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/So SOMEone reviewed the Bad Dragon cock sleeveJUST SAYINGJust ... SAYING
The secret to unicorn magic bullets
>>14281231that makes a lot more sense
>>14281294>are you an idiot?maybeIt just says I need a device with the new iOS to see the sample and I don't feel like doing thatOther than that the page has nothing
>>14281302> Indiana> sample size: 6,000Please, let me laugh harder
>>14281305I remember reading the Hitachi Magic Wand comic of theirs. I'm a dude and that made me wanna get one.
>>14281330But what about her wide areolae?
>>14281305It's nice that they're so open-minded
>>14281305>tfw cock is too small to wear the sheathe
>>14281296Gifs you say?
>>14281331That is the whole point, a bit higher res available only to native client.
>>14281286>>14281283>>14281278I haven't picked up my pen in about a month, now.
>>14281288Red Ribbon flavor
>>14281338>>14281342No, I love the review site. They're pretty good people and they keep it nice and approachable.It's just ... wow. Bad Dragon is branching out.
Is the show back on yet?If not why are you losers still here? Also Applejack is still best pony.
>>14281145what a naughty pony
>>14281345I want an 8" cockbut I don't wish for it in case someone listens and decides to grant me an 8" cock instead of superpowers or incredible talent in the arts
>>14281350I mean i have iTunes, do they really want me to sync my iPhone, download the preview, and then send the picture to my pc, just to fucking see the comic not on my shitty iPhone screen?
>>14281360I'm going to buy stocks once they go public
>>14281296We 90's adventure games
>>14281354well you don't have to drawif you don't want to
>>14281355I'd rather take shit than Red Ribbon.I'm serious.
>>14281371I guess that's why they had to "put it together" before. Guess it involves all this crap.
>>14281296This is a great Rarara design, one I could really GET BEHIND
>>14281393Thats still ridiculously far away.Why do poorly made children's flash animations take so long to make?
>>14281402I do gotta admit.That Rarity looks better than the show Rarity.
>>14281407>Why do poorly made children's flash animations take so long to make?because EQG
>>14281145i want to put an aphrodisiac into her feed bag and watch her.
>>14281330I don't think Twist would be that lewd.
>>14281407Damn Scootanon, you're into 5 digits?
>>14281411Pajama Sam was dope
>>14281384> that arm-kickThat is some gesticulating marshmallow!
>>14281389Been doing nothing but playing Ace Attorney and that easily could be a "caught in a lie/surprised" look from a game.
>>14281402Daily reminder that Rarity lost to Ponka.
>>14281305>need dick longer than 5 1/2" to use isdangit
>>14281423I jam the num padIts fun!
>>14281427These animations are supposed to be like Ace Attorney according to dufel
>>14281432damn...DAMN THAT CROTCH FATPAD
>>14281445Well, he nailed them pretty dang well.
>>14281432There are mixed blessings to any penis. In particular it's taken me ages to get enough slack to restore with a DTR, and even then I need to use an alternate method of putting it on to get much tension on the skin I actually want to grow.Sorry to hear you can't use that toy. It does look kind of fun even if it's $$$
>>14281427That's the idea, actually.And same here, that's why I asked for 'em. They're really cute, too. I like to imagine she's just saying "rarararararararara" for most of them.
>>14281411>>14281424He sounds like Rainbow Dashhttp://youtu.be/iei01NAafqU?t=26s
>>14281354I knowI check your thread like every second dayDo it for me
>>14281345>>14281432>having a dick smaller than 5 1/2"
>>14281465I know this isn't a .gif dump thread, but you truly must see this one
>>14281452i want to lick a pony's taci
>>14281471Oh yeah, Dash? Show me yours
>>14281354I have a lot of your stuff saved. I'd love it if you'd draw again.But if you don't want to, that's fine.
>>14281457>enough slack to restore with a DTRwhat does this even mean
>>14281471You've never even seen a dick Rainbow Dash
>>14281471Dash quit bragging about your impressive horse cock and hefty, rubbery, luscious black horse scrotum.
For my next trick, I shall finish this drawing.
>>14281471>Having a genitalia that matches with your projected positive self sexual organ
>>14281452why is fluttershy hiding in some american pants
It's late into the night.
>>14281485http://i.imgur.com/QALk4QB.png>"What's the matter, ashamed?"
>>14281506I remember when you used to draw ponies
>>14281429Rarity also lost to Fluttershy.
Is there a way to change how subtitles are encoded in Media Player Classic?
>>14281471I wish my dick was small enough for Dash to laugh at
>>142813688" dicks aren't that greatDon't worry about it
>>14281508I would scrape off the 's' and laught that it now says cum
>>14281493Well my length is okay but my circumcision took enough skin it's been a royal pain to do tissue expansion and cover my glans again. I had to tug manually for months before I could use a device apply tension for me. I'm just saying virtually no dicks are "good enough" for all you wanna do with it, mate.
>>14281531Encoded? What do you mean?
>>14281520NopeNot attracted to it, either.
>>14281515Because I can't drive and I'm too far to walk anywhere.
>>14281533Dash is pretty good at those pushupsDo you think she could outlift me?
>>14281534I just want more length to stroke. 8" would be nice.
Hey MLPGWhat other threads are you shitposting in?
So I've started drawing ponies. I can draw my OCs pretty good now after a few weeks of drawing.Is taking commissions selling out?
>>14281520Rarity or Dash size shaming would be the best thing ever.It really doesn't work for any other pony. Fluttershy is too shy so even if she had a bigger dick she'd never brag about it. Pinkie would make you feel good about your small dick. Twilight is too nerdy for it to work. And AJ ain't the kind of girl to brag about size.
>>14281528> She isn't necessarily angling for sex> but goddamn she picks just the worst times to rest her head in your lap
>>14281506You didn't get red's proportions right
>>14281536That's great Billy, but what are you doing up? It's past your bedtime.
>>14281542Like change it to Windows-1252 instead of UTF-8.
>>14281506Only if you make Sunny's shirt wet and see-through.
This pony is really cute. I want to hug her.
>>14281563Is doing any sort of work, like cleaning, in exchange for money selling out?
>>14281506GR, who is your favorite large boobs porn star?
>>14281526remember when he drew good faces?
>>14281597she looks really uncomfortable
>>14281597This is fucking gross.
>>14281589where were you the past week?
>>14281584Demux and change metadata? I dunnoAre you using DirectVobSub?
>>14281597God damn I wish I could just blur out the faces of every single porn star. All the ones with bodies like this have goddamn butterfaces.
>>14281589oh, you are backI was almost worried something happened
>>14281625>with bodies like thisyou mean disgusting bodies?
>>14281643I mean sexy bodies. Like that.
>>14281618>hasbro>paying some autistic faggot anythingthey know he will promote their shit no matter what.
>>14281646I still can't get over that old comic Brae did.
Glad to see the Gloomy edition of MLPG is full of fetishes. How appropriate
>>14281655I mean i guess if you find the grotesque sexy
>>14281617I'm not sure, I don't know much about this stuff but the way it's fucking up accented characters is starting to annoy me.
>>14281665Not as many as if it were the Marker edition, though.
>>14281665Don't blame me.
>>14281623This is horrible but it's at least competently done.Ross should be fucking taking notes.
>>14281594No.I'm sorry anon...
>>14281669It's this. In your tray.
Stallions taking advantage of a filly's first heat.
>>14281589oh hey, thanks for reposing these, now I can add the to my filter
>>14281682>large, oiled breastsmore pls
>>14281615>>14281634I was sick.I'm more concerned about the artist. Her DA has been inactive for ages. I don't think I'll ever get more art of this qt.
I forgot about how much you guys liked fat people.Gross. Later.
>>14281682Motherfuck, look at those things.I wish I wasn't such an awful example of humanity so I could have rough sex with girls like that.
>>14281682>getting a boner to plain titsjesus christ what the fuck is happening to meit's like I'm in middle school again
>>14281597Look up Anorei Collins / Lexxxi Luxe. Hyper boobs and she actually has fun.
>>14281705those are women with implants not fat women, get it right or pay the price
>>14281705I may not find her that sexy, but she isnt fat.
>>14281700i wish there was a larger selection of stallions to choose from in mlp
>>14281715Man, knowing what fetishes I have because of the internet, I fear what kind of insane fetishes our future generation will have with such early access to technology and internet
>>14281691Why are you sorry?Commissions aren't selling out, don't worry yourself
>>14281728Stallions a shit.
>>14281669Are they muxed into the video or a separate file, srt?
>>14281749...Is something the matter, Pinkie Pie?
>>14281720SorryI forgot how much you guys like hideous sins against god.My mistake.
>>14281749Tell her that if she keeps slapping me I'm going to stop coming to see her
>>14281756well we like you after all
>>14281747Muxed in, it's .ass
>>14281756>sins against godthe only sins against god are the jews, gypsies, communists, and xenos
>>14281787But that's everything.
>>14281737Don't fear the insane fetishes, anonbe prepared for the wonder of sex robots
24 DAYS TIL HAPPENING
>>14281749I swear to god pinkie if you slap me with your futa cock i'll... i'll... well i'll be really angry
>>14281743I'm sorry for asking stupid questions anon.I'm also afraid of being coaxed into drawing smutty stuff.A part of me wants to because that's high in demand, but another part of me wants to keep the show innocent.
>>14281772As long as you care :)>>14281787/pol/and Ripley, pls go.
Hentai dialogue makes everything so much sexier.
>No, you're drunk, this isn't right.Is this phrase even slightly familiar to any of the characters?
>>14281749It annoys me she doesn't actually have a futa cock in this picture
>>14281800The new season is taking way too long to get here. I dunno if I can make it.
>>14281756don't try to tell me you've never thought about getting implants
>>14281719but both those women are disgustingly obese
Scootanon Jr without Scootanon just isn't fun.
>>14281809ONEE-SAN, MY PARTY IS MOVING ON ITS OWN!
>>14281807>/pol/and Ripley, pls go.
>>14281827>Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt.We all know who.
>>14281749Grab her by the dick and spin around really fast and when I let go I'll say "SO LONG GAY PINKIE!" while she shoots off into the sky with a trail of marecum hitting random ponies and a flock of birds
I want to experience the happening with one of you guysWhile we cuddle on a cold November morning
do you guys think we'll see scootaloo's parents this season?
do you think we'll have less fetish posting during this season?
>>14281826That shit is grossIn fact, all elective cosmetic surgery is kinda gross. Also I don't want to end up like Tara Strong.
>>14281846If only you were a cute little stallion
>>14281849That depends on if the CMC take a trip to a graveyard
>>14281849no.unless hasbro directs them to have her have parents, they won't touch it.because if the writers say something and hasbro goes another way. they have to completely retcon the episode and never air it again.
>>14281857I hope not
>>14281864>Scootaloo's parents are hard working gravediggers and gravetenders who have little time to see their daughter
>>14281862>not loving him for who he isYou don't deserve him.
>>14281849Dude I just realizedWe've never seen Faust's parents
Who's gonna be next in this pile of butts?
>>14281864Would you feel bad or good if that were actually true?
>>14281891you anon, you will be the next pretty princess
>>14281538did that fix anything? Do you like your new (idk what to call it)
>>14281846>you will never cuddle with someone/pony on a cold snowy morning>you sill never snuggle with them in a nice warm blanket>you will never drink hot cocoa with them huddled next to the fireplace>you will never have a playlist of winter songs playing including this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-1IMztH7M
>>14281354You dont need to draw. Drawing is over rated. Pick up a different hobby that you know you will enjoy.
>>14281857There's going to be a lot of fetishesin the new episodesSeriously though, there were a lot of fetishes in Magic Duel. What's up with that
>>14281891WellPerhaps Princess or Future Twilight instead?
>>14281891What happens when the tower gets too tall?
I hope Trixie replaces Twilight as the Element of Magic.
>>14281858what about genital cosmetic surgery?like replacing your wimpy human sex organs with a hefty pair of smooth stallion balls and a thick horsecock?
>>14281891>7 mile princess machine
>>14281891Oh man are those some Stackable Princesses™?
>>14281891>every element eventually becomes a princess because hasbro>the leaning tower of butts
>>14281895What if her parents were the hard working managers of the local graveyard? I mean someone has to do it, and they are really nice and caring ponies who have the utmost respect for others lost loved ones
>>14281916We must make the foundation bigger.We must fatten the butts.
I haven't seen /v/ this mad in weeks.
>>14281916They collapse into one mega-princess with a big round butt and a long and thick horn
Is it bad that I wish there was a hint of ponut in the OP pic?
>>14281916They start a new tower.Twin towers.
>>14281916Hasbro gets PAID>>14281922It scares me that some people would actually seriously want that.But its a good thing we are all fairly normal people here.
>>14281934Let them beEveryone knows /v/ is tsundere for humanized ponies
>>14281934I haven't seen /v/ __________ in months.
>>14281921I just want to rub my face against her fuzzy paws while waiting for her to pass the bong
>>14281921thanks for positng that yet again, now I can justify filtering that ;)
>>14281938yes because that word is awful and stupid
>>14281916It becomes a pyramid
>>14281934Mad about what?
>>14281934About to say about what then I checked the front page.I find it annoying that valve need to pander to pony fans instead improving their games.
>>14281939>Derpy is last one to be made princess>crashes in to the towers
>>14281946>TsundereNo, they will come out and admit their boners for pone porn
>>14281938You should add it in goat
>>14281905>people are still making fetish sequences of Magic Duel right nowI wonder if next season can match it's fetish potential
>>14281946>humanizedI've seen /v/.That word is extraneous.
>>14281959>I find it annoying that valve need to pander to pony fans instead improving their games.You seemt o imply Gaben didnt do this sorely to piss them off
>>14281941Yes, it is a very good thing that nobody here would replace their cock with a horsedicka very good thing
>>14281958Dark Souls 2 pre-order weapons
>>14281959Did you not see that big ass TF2 update that literally fixed a lot of problems the game had both with maps and weapons?There are a lot of thing being done to improve their games.
take it again, from the topthis time I want you to imagine that you're cuddling your favorite ponyAction
>>14281934>>14281983Why can't you just... pirate the game? In caseo f such faggotry?
>>14281941>get horse cock>cant maintain a boner for more than 10 secondswhy would you want that anyway?humans are probably like super heroes to mares because they have a lot of stamina
>>14281973I know, anon!Can you believe some people would want to replace their perfectly good human penis with a horse one?Its almost as bad as a woman having her breasts put down to right over her crotch. Its all ridiculous.
Mares taking advantage of their own rut to get free, no-attachment sex.
>>14281999*sound of bong bubbling*
>>14282003>not modding your heart to support the extra load>not modding your testes to actually store up cum and get heavier as they fill up
>>14281831>>14281798It's kind of needed for actual hyper tits. At least it looks good on her and she seems healthy.
There's like a million Appledash fics and I only found 1 that has Applejack being the submissive one.Why are Dashfags such betas?
>>14281999But how will you direct if I'm cuddling you?
>>14282008Would someone actually WANT to know how it feels to have to stick your girthy cock down your pantleg to make room?what a horrible person that would be
>>14281999"Care to sample the platter?"
>>14282027What's not to like?
>>14282017>not just fisting your waifu and making her cum like crazy
>>14282014Stallions taking advantage of their sibling's rut to get free sibling rivalry.
>>14282022>disgustingly fat>healthypick one
Do people really get mad if they see a pony hat in the game?Like flip the computer table in a fit of rage kind of mad?
>>14282043>not doing both>not leaving her doubly satisfied and swollen with spunk
>>14282040what is even your trigger this time mane?do you still stop when someone asks nicely?
>>14282050You underestimate /v/'s manchildness.
>>14282050I wouldn't be surprised.
>>14282008i'd appreciate my human penis more if it was in it's natural state
>>14282040I thought Caramel had wings in the thumbnail. Then I noticed he had a broken back.
>>14282050this is /v/ so yes
>>14282050I don't know what it's like to get mad over petty things on the internetcertainly helps here
>>14282060How many times do I have to tell you I'm not mane?I just like that series of pics.
>>14282040>>14282057GUYS I THINK HE MEANT HIS DICK! IT WAS HIS DICK GUYS, RIGHT? DICKS?
Your favorite pony wants to play a game with you.What game do you play?
>>14282050Well, probably the people who don't care aren't going to say anything in the first place. So you're always going to get people who are just wackjobs being really angry really loudly and no one else.
>>14282076Give them some context then!It's so boring when people just repost the same picturesevery threadwrite a story to go along with it or something, be creative
>>14282050not /v/, and not mad, but I'm kinda upset over the new quotes.
>>14282034I know anon.Can you imagine what an inconvenience that would be?Human pants aren't designed for that, it would always be visible.
Remember /v/ used to get mad at furries
>>14282085House of the dead overkill.
>>14282024But Caramel's straight.
>>14282085Whatever they want to play
>>14282015>bongs>not vaporizerenjoy your lung cancer pleb
>>14281900Not ponySome guys say "neo-foreskin," but I'd just call it "foreskin" even if there are some complexes that are just gone from the circumcision. For instance it may always be a little difficult to fully cover the glans because there are specific bands that hold it tight in intact men. I'm not deluding myself, but I'm not gonna just call it "skin," that's not semantically different from any other skin on me.I'm not far enough along to call it "night and day" exactly, but it's been positive. Masturbation feels different, my glans is more sensitive as the skin thins out from the moisture. It's gotten to a point I need to cover it either with a sock or holding the skin in place. The gliding motion that I have already makes everything feel a little different - not rough fingers, but softer skin rolling over it. It's worth the trouble so far.
>>14282046>not stallions literally dangling their erect penis in front of their sibling like a toreador's cape
>>14282097>Trying to make your pone type to defeat zombiesHow horrible.
>>14282080No. It was a old flaky twig.
>>14282085No pony would want to play the games I do.
>>14282099not anymorethey broke up in MMC
>>14282085Paper scissors rock.I'd be the reigning champion.
>>14282088I'm too lazy.
Why does prostitute pony really turn me on?I don't like sluts.
LET'S FLY TO THE CASTLE!
>>14281809>>14281827>>14281863>>14281874>>14281899I wish there were more hentai-dialogue/mind break fapfics.
>>14282115>Pony is actually really good at the game>insanely good>using a two-key keyboard
>>14282127>I don't like sluts.Same here
>>14282070no he doesnt, ponies bend like that all the time
>>14282124Just take a second before you post a picture and see what kind of story comes to mindIt's not hardPlus it beats the hell out of just picture fumping, that's really lame
>>14282113The shoes almost made me say no.
>>14280920Nonymous, can you stream something for us
>>14282102Maybe I'll start cooking meth
>>14282146I'm actually about to go to sleep, sorry.What did you have in mind?
>>14282155>User was v& for this post
>>14282153That is one buff spike
>>14282138but Rarity is your favorite pony?
did your pony sleep today?
>>14282099>having a gf means you are straightI dont think so motherfucker
>>14282153what are those gross bulges on his body
>>14282127Isn't five bits like a dollar?
>>14282153What's worse?Muscle Shota or Oppai Loli?
>>14282138But you're a huge slut.With good taste
>>14282175he has cancer, be nice
>>14282102>vaporizer Enjoy your hyperhydration!
>>14282165>Having to explain Breaking Bad to the DEAheh
>>14282140I deliberately didn't take any in case I ran for public office one day, but I've gone from some coverage and "turtling up" to being about half-covered most of the time when totally flaccid. It's been about six months of sort of half-assed use of the DTR, but I think the vitamin E supplements and cocoa butter are helping things along.
>>14282174IM GONNA TELL SAINE YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE HIM AGAIN AND HE'S GONNA SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM WITH NO SUPPERYOU ARE IN SUCH TROUBLE MISTER
>>14282189i hope they realize how useless they are.
>>14282189Man, Breaking Bad should be required reading for everyone who works in drug enforcement.
Twilight is trying to be dirty for you like you asked
>>14282127Most unf thing I've seen today.Who's the OC?
>>14282163oh okay. goodnight then.I was thinking maybe something classic like Aliens or Shawshank Redemption
>>14282196Shut up, Roogna.
>you will never snuggle a well hung pony>you will never casually play with their fat balls>you will never flop around their unsheathing cock until they get hard>you will never nuzzle their neck as you start jerking them off
>>14282174You're right. It makes you normal.
>>14282205Shut up hotguleanon
>>14282201it's the thought that counts, my little pony
>>14282190Future Obama pls
>>14282201Dammit Twilight, I'm not into scat!
>>14282113She's pretty cute. I like the flower child look, it really suits Fluttershy.
>>14282201Fine. Unf. Is that what you wanted from me? Can I go now?
>>14282204gmod ponies are best
>>14282201But I don't want dirty, I want sweaty and smellydang it Twilight
>>14282226Alright. I laughed. Fuck you.
>>14282226They're not even wearing the earrings!Immersion ruined.
>>14282233>three worst fandoms in oneneato
>>14282183I am NOT a slutI just overdo things sometimes.
>>14282225I'm smart enough to have made them anonymous to a point, but it pays to be paranoid. More importantly I don't have any "before" picturesAlso I'm very much a "grower." I'm built like a he-bear and it looks really dinky when flaccid compared to the rest of me.
Thanks to that tf2 update I'm reminded again that /vg/>/v/
>>14282226If they mess up, they turn into a McDonalds pie
>>14282243You don't need earrings to do a fusion dance.
>>14282260Why would you need a reminder?/vg/ is one of the best boards on 4chan
>>14282243There's two types of Fusion. The Dance and the Potarra Earings.
I like my dickIt's big and perfectly circumcised
>>14282260/vg/ flipped out too.
did you feed your pony today mlpg
>>14282243the dance and the earring are two different methods, baka
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll only drag you down!You've got to keep on sailing even when you want to frown!The world will keep on turning without matter where you land.You might as well be running when your feet should hit the sand!
>>14282226>pink pieunf!Also ponk sure likes to ride AJ.
>>14282271i like my dick moreit's in a vagina
>>14282138>the slutmaster says he doesnt like slutsBecause they infringe on your territory right?
>>14282269It really isn't. Almost all the generals are worse than MLPG AND the Homestuck general.
>>14282274did you feed your mlpg today pony?
>>14282226Would be funnier without the huge text explaining the joke.
>>14282281AJ is rideablest pone
>>14282272The assblast on /vg/ is already over though, was pretty short lived.
>>14282270The fuck. The jacket is just a part of the fusion now?
>>14282271>perfectly circumcisedthat's an oxxymoron
>>14282281>no futa mare cockIMMERSION RUINED
>>14282282>pony doesn't know the lyrics to the song.gif
>>14282276>>14282270>>14282263My badIt's been, like, 10 years since I watched DBZ...Wow.
>>14282294You bet your ass I did
>>14282271> perfectly circumcisedSo not at all?
>>14282287MLPG isn't bad as far as generals go, so that's okay.I don't go into Homestuck General so I can't provide an opinion, but I really enjoy the generals on /vg/. They may be full of shitposting, but if you start a topic about the game it will be replied to.
>>14282301>The word on Pinkie's shirtMan, this must what it's like when the Japanese see their language written by weeaboos.
What is the correct way to ask a princess if you can touch their butt?
>>14282273wh-what?No, that wasn't meant to be unfworthyI just don't have a "block" between my fantasies and what I tell people.>>14282285I swear I'm not a slutI've only fooled around with like 6 people.
pony is going to butt in your cum
>>14282314Are the batpony threads still shitty?
>>14282297The Fusion Dance resulted in a new form and that jacket. The Earings' form was just a amalgamation of the two participants clothing
>>14282325I'll make you MY slut~
>>14282331You know it.
>>14282299>>14282316Stow your bias, a surgical procedure can be done well or bad.Honestly, you guys. I'm disappointed.
>>14282336>rarity not a glorious master race
>>14282331they're trying to sort their shit out and be less shitty by being less of an echo chamber hugbox and actually let people make criticismsthey might get there one day but they're still pretty bad for the most part
>goat train >200 noteswhen the hell did he get brony popular?
>>14282341I...can't say I wouldn't go along with it
>>14282352It's true it's less of a botch job by miles if it's done on an adult, in no small part because the glans is no longer fused to the pupice.
>>14282324see>>14282344she'll like it in the end
>>14282359200 notes is popular?
>>14282332but ponies are naked, it seems superflous. Unless the god of fusion is making a fashion statement
SEASON 4 SPOILERS It's gonna have ponies
>>14282353Antisemitic ponies are the best>>14282349>>14282357Saddening, yet not surprising
>>14282363So you're saying you'd let some anon whore you around town to be used by like a cock sock by random stallions in exchange for a small amount of bits?
>>14282371Dunno, most of the art people I follow usually get like 0-20 notes
Why isn't there more vore like this?https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/29/413501__rarity_explicit_nudity_vagina_penis_balls_futa_belly+button_masturbation_vore.png
I think I'm going to die without having a serious relationship with anyone
>>14282382You best be joking you asshole.
>>14282386NoWaitI meani-if that's what he was into
>>14282377If I recall correctly the jacket is because if the alien culture the technique is from
>>14282410Just buy a body pillow and pretend it's Fluttershy
>Trixie didn't tell you how she lost her eyesight, and use of her horn, did she? She was seeking another way to enhance her power beyond your own, and yet again she foolishly tried to exploit a power that she was never meant to control, that is all too clear now. What do you plan on doing now that you've taken her in to heal?
>>14282410Not unless I die first!
>>14282410I know I will, you casual
je suis un mangue
>>14282410Maybe if you weren't so angry and bitter all the time Bon Bon
>>14282448u wot m8?
>>14282127Oh shit. I knew that OC looked familiar.
>>14282357it's basically mlpg with bats
>>14282410Deal with it, babby.
>>14282448>unA mango is feminine in French, silly.
>>14282466mlpg does pretty fucking well considering it's almost at it's 9000th thread
>>14282203You like that huh?http://i.imgur.com/HuHHQII.jpg
>>14282410Is that a bad thing in this day and age?
>>14282410I'm going to kill myself if my life doesn't improve by my next birthdayI'm almost certainly going to die without ever even fooling around with someone
>>14282487It's a shame that after all the time, people think this is till true.
>>14282487no it isn't
>>14282494You better be actively improving it and not just sitting around hoping someone saves you you dingus
>>14282371Breaking more than 200 notes for every drawing including half assed drawings means your are brony popular. Look at mewball.Goat just got lucky and did something that appealed to alot of poeple.
>>14282478Yep, still absolutely adorable.
>>14282494it's not going to improve without effort on your part
>>14282510>>14282504maybe you should look at other generals from time to time and see how shitty they are
>>14282528i do look at other generals.they are the same as this one.with good days and bad days.mostly bad days.
>>14282494If you ever get to that breaking will you form a pact with me? No one should suicide alone.
>>142825284chan is truly a terrible place
>>14282462>just keeping a sharp katana lying aroundthat's just irresponsible
>>14282414What kind of sick fuck wouldn't want to keep you all to themself?
>>14282492This would be 1000000x better without the bulge.
>>14282466Nah, mlpg feels happy, bpg just feels autistic
>>14282410Relationships sound nice and good at first, but they're nothing but trouble. Trust me, you're better off alone.
>>14282531this is why rarityfags are better, always
>>14282511>>14282525I lost weight, put more effort into my studies, got a job, started dating someone (that went no-where obviously)And I still hate myself and my lifeThe truth is I want to die
>>14282548fuck that, let me murder you
>>14282531>I think I spent over $80I don't know why I find this line so funny
>>14282574Isn't that just something everyone needs to find out for themselves?
>>14282566i know right? everyone knows its you're are
>>14282494Find something else to do then. Thinking about it would just slow you down more.
>>14282591Perhaps, but I hate seeing people get burned.
>>14282592I'll teach you to be happy
Depression is a terrible disease.
>>14282578you probably need to see somebody about that because I don't think that's normal
>>14282578nothing is going to make the pain go away anonbest you can do is find small joy in the simple things like cartoons
>>14282588This seems like a very Pinkie thing to do
After that civil discussion earlier, I'm interested.http://strawpoll.me/624642
>>14282571>mlpg feels happy
>>14282597Don't think about picking up art as a hobby, that will just miss you up worse.
>>14282600I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
>>14282592>>14282612It's the vibe I'm getting.Maybe you guys should act like angrier faggot and the vibe can change.
lol it 404'd
>>14282565I don't know, but it would probably take a lot for me to actually agree to it. I'm very set on monogamy, I want to give everything I have to my partner, and have that be all they need to be happy.
>>14282611It's just so sillyCut cocks are fineCut cocks are a lot better than a lot of uncut cocksRestoring just seems like you'll end up with an ugly uncut cock
>>14282613So much worse, do not ever do that
Evens: KEEP STREAMING FAGGOTOdds: please let me sleep
>>14282612I'M BEING HAPPY AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>14282628ARGHFUCK YOUYOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
>>14282601Being alive is a terrible disease. I didnt ask to be alive. Damn my whore of a mother. If she didn't spread her legs I wouldn't be here.
>>14282601>tfw your husbando is depressed and could have killed himself without anyone knowing
>>14282628OhYou're confusing happy with being largely literate and respectful
>>14282635The general quality of your dick isn't necessarily 1:1 with your circumcision or intactnessBut having a foreskin isn't really a handicap either
>>14282646Sucks for you.
>>14282628kill yourself and then you will know everything
>>14282571I see you ran into one of the druggies and got some of them on you.We are kinda like a big, fucked up family.
>>14282648what's is the matter?
>>14282646Time for the Butt Tower, GR.
>>14282646UPDATE TWIST TUMBLR PLS
>>14282613>ArtI was thinking more career/work wise.
>>14282656Who's your husbando?
>>14282652do...do you really mean that?
>>14282057> Hey guys. I'm gonna talk this rather masculine character and make him a slutty bitch that sucks dick and gets fucked by stallions. Why? Because I wan't fucking attention that's why you stupid nigger. LOL, you think I give a shit if you think I am good at drawing or something? I draw to be artistic and express my homo feelings around the world because my mom and society told me that I am so sort of special little corn in a world of grain. REACH YOU DREAMS!!! That's what I got told nigga yo yo yo. So GIEF DAT ATTENTION NIGGER. EQUALITY RIGHTS FOR ALL. Peace.
>>14282646SUFFER YOU FOOL
>>14282686Of course notI'm sure your waifu is lovely
>>14282656>Your perfect horsbando or husbando offed themselves long ago.
>>14282626It's foreskin restoration, using tissue expansion techniques to cover your glans again like a guy who hasn't been circumcised.
When this week's comics eventually get uploaded I'm assuming you guys won't want the EqG annual storytimed here, right?Especially since it was already posted in that motion comic format.
>>14282681You might as well jump off a bridge.
>>14282687But big and masculine sub guys are hotnot when they're slutty, but still
>>14282673It's...okay? Too weeb for me
derpy is a very ugly pone
>>14282611> some show on History ChannelBut that's still accurate
>>14282673My computer thinks I'm gayI threw the piece of junk away
Suicide feels like the only option
>>14282613never be creative!
>>14282612There's nothing wrong with being happyit's a nice feel
>>14282687Compelling. Have you thought about going into public speaking, Anonymous?
>>14282714you were always good enough you pretty little thing. come now, lets get you cleaned up.
Probably slowpoking, buthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8REVZE-REw
>>14282696>mfw sometimes I magically stay up longer than I shouldHoly fucking shit, I spent like a good four hours freaking out because I usually go to sleep after the 18th hour (max).I spent those 4 hours watching pony and playing TF2
>>14282687>being this mad at a 40 minute old post
>>14282710Way I see it. Something's bound to happen eventually. If not oh well.
>>14282739I have that feel sometimes.Read this, it helps a bit. It'll at least give you another look at things.http://www.qprinstitute.com/pdfs/Forever_Decision.pdf
>>14282739Depressed anon pls seek professional help
I dont know about you guys but I feel pretty happy.I dont think anything could ruin my day on MLPG!
>>14282755I know I should go to bed, but knowing I can stay up makes me, because I won't have this wonderful opportunity for long.
>>14282770Depressed anon should get on skype
>>14282755that feel when wish i was a NEET again.i live the NEET lifestyle on my days off, but 2 days out of 5 seems so scarce
Why does youtube freeze in firefox when I try to change the resolution?
>>14282779Look! It's a pony!
>>14282779You have AIDS, cancer, and we have to amputate all 4 of your limbs.
>>14282779your shoes look goofy
>>14282782I'd Skype with a depressedanonIt wouldn't have to be lewd either
>>14282739http://suicide.com/suicidecrisiscenter/whattoexpect.htmlplease don't feel scared about asking out for help
>>14282782>implying you would talk to him after realizing he's not a famous artist
>>14282741Art does more harm than good. If you arent talented enough then its a waste of time.
>>14282789It's odd to think on some alternate Earth that's how a real critter would be served
>>14282779I don't like the way you look at all in that dress.
>>14282782And should seek professional help
>>14282791wrongthis is a pony
>>14282779>look inside your shoes
>finally unbanned after a 3 day accidental ban where I posted a gif without realizing it had nsfw in itFeels goo to be back.
>>14282810Incorrect.This is a pony.
>>14282810>I will probably never play Torchlight 2 again
>>14282739It's not, you just need help finding the better options. There is always someone out there that cares for you, even if you don't think or feel that's the case.unless you have terminal cancer or some shit and are in constant physical pain. Then I understand
>>14282793>>14282811Man, why you guys got to be a couple of grade A heels!
>>14282646>coring thisAw yeah.
>>14282784No you don't. Current NEET here with almost literally nothing to wake up for.If nothing else, employment is something that would give me motivation for getting out of bed and not just being a depressed sack of shit.