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Late night threads are the best when you have work in the morning.

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It's getting late Anonymous.

>New pone is less than a month away

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED CUZ I'M EXCITED I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO EXCITED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE PONE WAS LIKE "NEIGH" AND I WAS LIKE GASP!

Mention that her stars are so much more brighter and vivid than our stars, and greater in number.

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>>14269893
One month

>>14269893
To hell with the moon

>>14269909
>Vampire Sweetie
>Rarity teaches her the ropes of seducing Stallions to bring them home to drain of the vital fluids

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>>14269893
I like Luna. Nice looking pony princess. Shame she doesn't get more regular involvement in the show.

Wouldn't mind more exposition of her character and/or history with her sister. Or more dreamscape stuff, that could be cool.

what I wouldn't give to snuggle up to moonhorse right now

>>14269933
That'd only make sense if Rarity was a cum vampire

>>14269940
>Or more dreamscape stuff, that could be cool.
I think a villain that uses the Dreamscape would be pretty cool

>>14269901
pffft

>>14269948
>cum vampire

Sounds unf.

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>>14269911
It's been so long, I don't even know if I can be excited now. It feels like ages since last new episode.

I haven't even been in here for weeks. Is the magic over? What if pony no longer ponies pony? What will happen to these threads in the years after FiM ends? Will we still be here, old men super glued to Ms. Marker's Wild Ride until the end of our days?

Or will we vanish like teardrops in the rain?

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>>14269893
RIP night princess, the changeling community will remember the solid you did for us.

>>14269901
Okay, who gave scrubbing bubbles this trip?

>>14269953
It'd definitely be a more sinister, and subtle way of weakening the entire kingdom if a villain could affect the inhabitants sleep quality. Sudden insomnia can be a terrifying thing. Not to mention the fatigue that induces.

It'd be neat to see Luna have dreamscape battles or a detective like episode where she tracks down the origin of the nightmares.

>>14269974
ONLY HUE CAN STOP FLORIST FRIARS

>>14269948
>>14269963
those are called succubus

and that role is already reserved

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>>14269964

>>14269940
Aspirant pls write

>>14269933
So Rarity is a Ventrue?

>>14269988
>hatefuck
I could go with this.

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>>14269989
Write what, anon?

>>14269964
Nathan?

>>14270004
I dunno. Something cute.
About moonhorse.
Like having her over to visit on a winter evening or something.

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>>14269910
>It's getting late.
Indeed it is.

Why aren't you working on those projects?

>>14270022
hot

>>14270004
Write about Rarity the cum vampire

Season 4 twilight sparkle and gang start up a new band, the elements of harmony. Can the group decide on what to play before the big show?

>>14270026
I'll leave it up to you.

Should I practice drawing by hand, or should I try to git gud at Adobe Flash?

>>14270031
Hell I'd pass for a BJ from Rarity in her vampire costume.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcc8d61e422d1da1b55313b2e4be1dfb/tumblr_mlpuz7KOQx1r21p87o1_1280.jpg

>>14270040
Hand, flash is a shit program to draw in. It's used to make rigs/puppets not to be drawn in.

>>14270031
>literally every fanfic about Slutrity

>>14270004
Luna awkwardly asking Twilight for instruction in modern methods of courtship. She's found some stallion that she is crushing on HARD but doesn't know how to approach him based on today's standards.

Of course Twilight knows fuck all about courtship and dating so she and Luna head to the library and start reading trashy romance novels for inspiration, which in turn leads to complete disaster for Luna. Rarity catches wind of the situation and instructs them both in the proper ways of wooing a Stallion.

>>14270004
Write that thing about Pinkie Pie I asked you about pls.

Rarity is not a slut.

>25 days left for new horse

>>14270065
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?

>>14270065
Yeah! Sluts don't get paid!

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>>14270065

>>14270083
I used this exact argument in high school when some girl tried to tell me sluts and whores are the same thing.

>>14270059
Well, I do want to animate with Flash, but being able to draw good in the first place would help.

Which pony should I scribble?

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>>14270064
...Unless you're Cosmo, I'm unsure what you're talking about.

>>14270017
I like this one for something quick. You want it interactive in the thread or should I just pastebin it?

>>14270096
If you're feeling up to it, interactive is always more fun.

>>14269982
I've wanted a villian like this ever since season 1. Not to mention it would be an opportunity for someone other than Twilight to save the day.

>>14270092
Best oneponk

>>14270127
>You literally do nothing here but cause shit and drama.
Look in a mirror, asswipe.

>>14270110
Sure is. I'll give a go in a few, gotta snack quick.

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>>14270127
wat

>>14270127
>Yell at the artist
>Completely ignore Nathan who not only shitposted but posted a picture of himself AGAIN.

MLPG logic. Contributors are worse than shit posters.

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Goodnight, MLPG.

I'm marrying Cadence! I'm marrying Cadence!

>>14270153
Night Dude/tte/ling.

Midnight on best coast, have fun Europe and Asia. Talk about the show and what you hope your favorite pony does in their episode.

>>14270127
>tfw was about to post the same
Seriously, this guy annoying as fuck.
But what is even more annoying is that he manages to whore for attention being anon.

>>14270169
But she's already married.

all pony wants to do is cuddle and snuggle with you

and sometimes have passionate sexual relations that destroy the bed

followed by more cuddling and snuggling

>>14270127
>>14270171
Only bad behavior I see here is from you two fucks.

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>>14270148
That pony looks suspiciously princelike.

>>14270182
Sounds like my kind of relationship.

>>14270182
Beds are expensive though

>>14270182
Good thing I have a hammock to relax wit

>>14270173
I think I could beat him in a duel.

>>14270182
Sold!

>>14270171
>>14270127
>He only posted once.

>Freak out and call him an attention whore.


What makes it sad, is, anyone could have his filename for an image and rile you up.

What did he do to ruin your life?

Pony says she's going to eat you as soon as you fall asleep.

Pony is on the hunt
Pony is after you

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>>14270191
requesting r34 of those too

shield maiden looks like she will be split in half by prince rhythm

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>>14270217
No pony, you cannot have my dick.

>>14270210
>What did he do to ruin your life?
Being an attention whoring fag at MLPG for 2 years

>>14270183
Says the whiteknight for a "Contributor" hat is at the least a /b/ level fuck who never got the memo to get the fuck out.

>>14270213
I don't think eating me would be good for pony's cholesterol.

>>14270218
>implying that isn't the best kind of sex

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>>14270191
The new captcha is weird

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>>14270213
>Pony says she's going to eat you...
unf

>>14270231
What are those ponies made of that makes them do that?

You can't spell gross without
ROSS
ROSS
ROSS

>>14270229
>>14270226
So in other words you are being a complete and utter dick, shitting up the thread for no reason?

Typical 4chan behavior at work.

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>>14270213
>this is my fetish

waking up to a blow job is the best

>>14270234
where am i implying that anon? I AM REQUESTING IT

>>14270239
Hand drawn animation.

>>14270239
Eddimantium

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>>14270191

>>14270226
>>14270229

>He does something.
>I don't like it!

>>14270241
You really should be used to this kind of behavior by now.

>>14270258
shiny makes a very pretty mare

>>14270248
It was a subtle request for goo ponies

>>14270240
Which image do you desire, human?

>>14270152
>>14270171
How did he even know who that was?

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>>14270218
>>14270245
Ponies aren't for sexual. You should feel bad.

>>14270240
>even the fat pony threads don't like him
>>14257293

>>14270271
Amethyst from Steven Universe

>>14270261
Many people do something.
Not many of them whore for attention pretending that the spoken something they did worth THIS much.

This is where faggotry starts.

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>>14270269
Oh, okay.

>>14270267
Just like his sister.

>>14270213
Yeah well I've got her nose.
If she eats me, she'll never see it again.

>>14270272
rch has the same filename, I studied it.

>>14270275
if they aren't for sexual why did they get married, and where did the cake's kids come from?

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>>14270267

>>14270277
dotkwa is a much better artist than ross with superior understanding of form, weight, and style.

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>>14270278
I'm not Ross, have fatdoge.

>>14270277
I don't think ANYBODY likes him.

>>14270282
Yell me, what are his latest crimes?

Inform me. Let the general know.

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>>14270292
ignore cadance's glare, she's just jealous how pretty shiny is a mare

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>>14270291
They got married because love and hearts. As far as the cake's kids, it is one of life's mysteries.

>>14270304
You care too much about this, RCH fuck off piece of shit

>>14270218
>Prince Rhythm certainly lives up to his name

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>>14270308

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>>14270311
life's mysteries huh

well, it's not so mysterious to some ponies appearently

>>14270318
As an unrelated anon, I don't think you have anything, Ross.

>>14270308
>Cadence gets jealous when shiny gets more looks than her

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>>14270329
>Ross
>Caring about RCH
pffftt ahahah

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>>14270323
Heh-heh eh

>>14270331
Princess of love, should watch out. Jealousy is a green eyed monster...

I want to see R63 of Shiny and his friends playing O&O

>>14270335
Your right.

He never cares about people with talent.

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>>14270326
Some ponies? I'm not sure what you're implying there.

>>14270335
Ross has been proven to shit over every kind and level of contributor.

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>>14270347
But he's so hellbent on proving himself. Yet the only thing he proves is his own inadequacy.

>>14270218
>Tfw been reading something like that
>only problem is it's just a r63 Cadence with regular SA

>>14270347
This is why people don't like you, RCFag

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>>14270349
she knows

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>>14270366
Perhaps one of the more knowledgeable ponies might be able to solve the mystery.

>>14270351
>RCH
>Contributor.

Holy shit that's a good joke!

what is this stupid meta drama shit, clogging up the thread over 1 fucking post.

Night threads are for unf

get out metadramafags

>>14270110
>>14270017
"I told you to duck," you say with a laugh, holding the door to your humble abode open for your guest.

"And I thought thou meant the fowl," Princess Luna replies with a smile, "Clearly I should participate in these 'snowball fights' more often, to acquaint myself with your terminology."

You didn't think it was that hard to pick up, but if it gives you an excuse to spend more time with the Princess, far be it from you to object.

You shut the door behind the two of you as Luna removes her scarf, sending the dark purple cloth to rest on the coat stand by the door with her magic before shaking her head, making sure there's no snow left resting on her ears.

You remove your scarf and jacket as well, hanging them up beside her scarf as she quietly takes in the view of your home.

It's not much, to be fair. Just a simple one bed, one bath, kitchen and living room home. Luckily, this one has a fireplace, and you move past the couch facing it to stack a small pile of timber within it as Luna moves about your home, inspecting knick knacks and photographs gathered during your time in Equestria.

You've got the faintest of fires going when she asks,

"So, where dost thou keep the cocoa?"

You're halfway through a response when you second guess yourself. She's YOUR guest, and she's a princess on top of that!

>Insist you make it
>Tell her where everything is so she can make it

>>14270386
>what is this stupid meta drama shit, clogging up the thread over 1 fucking post.
Would have been solved months ago if rch fucked off.

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Would you a Ponka that didn't care?

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>>14270379
Twilight is all book knowledge, we need a mare with hands on experience.

>>14270063
Luna can just enter the stallion's dreams and try out different fetishes on him. There is no limit on what she could do.

http://derpibooru.org/459424

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>>14270395
>>14270017
>cute.
>cute shit again

I remember when he wrote one of the best lewd. Now it just some mediocre boring shit.

A pity really, should have left just like TAW, at least saved some of the pride.

I wear the collar.

Vendettas are not a sign of a healthy mind

>>14270401
no one is fucking off though

not ross, not the shitposters, no one but the soft skinned kids.

>>14270395
Why not make it together?

>>14270422
Then fucking request some, you cockniggler.

Guys remember when pony pet generals were a thing?

>>14270422
Write your own damn lewd.

>>14270428
>no one but the soft skinned kids.

Yet he is still here, in the streams, in the general, being a waste. RCh you are scum above Sentenal.

>>14270430
What part of "does not write lewd anymore" is hard to understand for your retarded autistic brain?

>>14270422
>
>>14270351

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>>14270427
Honestly, it's probably someone using a name they've heard about in context all of once spamming it and trying to garner attention.
That's not healthy either, but I really doubt they care about blank that much.

>>14270449
>bad english
Ross' can speak English just fine.

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>>14270407
Maybe books wouldn't be all that helpful after all, considering that perhaps Rarity's skills lie in more fashionable categories.

>>14270455
He was a greentext "writer" and made a few shit OC's because of it, ones you bronies latched onto.

Which is why I have been working with artists to make porn of them. It is worth the money.

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>>14270464
she also knows a thing or two about being popular

>>14270479
You need to get a life.

Anon how does it feel knowing that even if you do fall in love with someone one day you can never carry them around in your shirt?

What if I put googly eyes on my bong?

>>14270429
"Perhaps it is best that way. I have not had the pleasure of making my own cocoa in some time," Luna replies, gathering the ingredients scattered about your kitchen while you remove a rather worn looking kettle from a cupboard above the sink.

"Could we use the fireplace?" Luna asks cautiously, "I'd like to...rest, on the couch while we wait."

Well it's not like the kettle will melt. Mixing the milk, cocoa, and a dash of creme, at Luna's request, in the kettle, the two of you meander back to the fireplace. The fire has grown to a healthy size, beginning to warm the small house.

You set the kettle in the hot ash away from the actual fire, but close enough for it to heat thoroughly.

You hear a light thump, and turn to see Luna sprawled out face first on your couch, limbs spread as though she just jumped upon it.

She turns her head and sighs before moving her legs, pulling them under her as she tries to make room for you.

"I apologize. I didn't think the excitement from earlier would drain me so."

>Sit nice and close to her
>Give her some space
>Let her stretch out on the couch, you'll stand for now.

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We're all bronies here, Anon!
EVERYONE.
ESPECIALLY. YOU.

>>14270493
Do you really want a bong that can judge you?

>>14270496
I know. I accepted that when I started buying merch because I wanted it not because "I need to support the show".

>>14270495
Sit on the floor, near the mantle. The fire's plenty hot enough for us to enjoy.

>>14270495
Give her some space.
Maybe if we're lucky she'll snuggle in closer on her own.

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>>14270379
Yeah, like Applejack.

>>14270496
But I'm not a brony anymore, I'm a wanderer

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Good news, we're on Equestria Daily.

Bad news, it's in the Nightly Roundup.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/nightly-roundup-806.html

So, what we need to do is comment about it there to rouse interest and get people involved.

The buttmaddening of the community is at stake here.

>>14270506
I mean an actual life.
Like normal people.

I wish ponies was still good.

>>14270522
If he's going this far, he was never "normal people."

>>14270522
I know what you meant.
I know where the little fuck lives now.

>>14270532
Yeah, it's a nice reminder we have mentally ill people posting here.

>>14270514
What?

>>14270528
Ponies is still good.
You just need to take a break and come back in a little less than a month. Then you can see if ponies will continue to be good for yourself.
It's okay to take a break. It's okay to unwind.

>>14270539
That's not a life.
That's just a creepy obsession.

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>>14270541
I have personality disorders
Does that count?

>>14270514
>wanting to cause drama

NO
BAD ANON

>>14270548
This thing, apparently started on /mlp/: http://www.scribd.com/doc/179447181/Laurie-Awards-Press-Release-October-27th-2013-Copy-pdf?secret_password=1gwvmgfbebx0f4o9ve6o

Pretty sure the idea is that the majority of jurors are from /mlp/ so that critical analysis or whatever wins out.

>>14270549
I CAN'T UNWIND

THEY'LL GET ME IF I UNWIND

THEY'RE CRAFTY THEY IS!

>>14270558
It won't be drama if it's truthful.

>>14270541
I dunno if I'd call it "nice."

>>14270495
>>14270509
>>14270511
You sit on the floor, between couch and fireplace, holding your hands out in front to warm them by the fire.

You hear a slight rustling behind you, the sound of Luna moving around on the cushions.

You suddenly feel a weight pressed on both shoulders, and a pair of hooves slowly slide from behind you across your shoulders. A slight weight presses onto your head and back.

Luna sighs again, her chest pressing against your back as you hear her exhale slowly above you. She leans on you gently, presumably looking at the fireplace as she does so.

>Ask her what's up
>Just let her lean against you
>Are you sure that's comfortable?

>>14270562
Oh. Then you should stay wound, then get to where they can't get to, like off the internet.
Maybe you can relax then! It's not normal to be paranoid 24/7

>>14270574
Ask her if she really is comfortable. We could get her a pillow or something.

>>14270574
Lean back on her.
"Penny for your thoughts?"

>>14270560
That sounds like something you could make a thread about, really.

>>14270574
"I'm flattered you think my skull is so comfortable."

>>14270434
They were the only General community I was (and still am) legitimately assmad about.
I have learn to ignore as much as possible HSG on /co/, filter anything Korra and even avoid shitposting furry threads. But those fags, I swear...

>>14270556
Call it what you want, all I need is to study his work habits and ruin his life.
Drive home to no house.

Stop

Stop replying

Don't acknowledge him, dont reply to him, ignore those that reply to him, ignore any and all conversation involving him.

If everyone would just do that and ignore shit, this entire topic wouldnt be hapening

the fuck is laurie awards

>>14270583
>>14270579
>>14270589
You lean back into her a little, pressing more of your back against her underside and sliding your head under hers a little.

"Are you comfortable up there? My skull doesn't make the best of cushions, you know."

"I am most comfortable," she replies warmly, shifting her head to nuzzle the top of yours with her chin, "You seemed cold, with your hands out like that. I thought perhaps I could help..."

She starts to slowly withdraw.

"Unless, of course, you do not wish for this?"

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>>14270608
But Anon! I want to be fireside buddies with Luna!

>>14270616
me too anon
me too

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>>14270608
I BET BY STATING THE OBVIOUS YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE IMPROVING SOMETHING.

>>14270615
"No no, quite the opposite."
Nuzzle back against her.

>>14270621
sometimes, the obvious isnt so obvious apparently

>>14270594
I'm going to require some context for this image.

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>>14270608
See? This guy talks some reasonable shit,. ignore RCH the faggot. Don't reply to him.

>>14270615
Scoot back into the couch, lay your shoulders against her.

>>14270615
This>>14270627

>>14270643
>Here Dashie, I found a giant turd so I covered it in frosting

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>>14270634
>I'm going to require some context for this image.

This should help.

>>14270650
unf

>>14270643
God damn it, Dash's legs came off again.

*action*

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>>14270636
OR DOES HE
MAYBE HE'S A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI MEANT TO MAKE US ALL COMPLACENT LIKE THEY DID TO THE MONGOLS
SOON OUR PONY WILL DWINDLE TO NOTHING AND THEY WILL STRIKE

>>14270660
Glue them back on?

What if Pinkie wants everyone to smile so she can see part of their skeleton?

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>>14270668

>>14270643
The Twilight one is better

>>14270668
*character action*

>>14270688
>not posting it

>>14270636
But I like RCH. The shitposters about him infuriate me.

>>14270627
>>14270645
>>14270649
You continue to push back against Luna, feeling the heat from her belly start permeating the back of your sweater.

"No, no, I like this."

She leans back into you as best she can, though your movements are slowly scooting the two of you away from the fireplace.
And toward the couch.

"I am relieved," she says happily, moving her hooves together slightly, embracing you fully from behind, "I worried I had made another social blunder, as I have too many times to count."

You move a hand over her hooves, squeezing them gently in reassurance.

Luna turns her head, rubbing a cheek against the top of your head as she sighs again.

The two of you sit like that for a while, the only sounds in the house coming from the fireplace, as the kettle heats up and the firewood pops, and the sound of Luna's tail moving gently against the couch that is now immediately behind her.

Leaning back anymore may cause her to topple over the top of you, or tip her onto the couch.

>Suggest you move to the couch
>Sprawl out on the floor together

>>14270697
fuck off rch

>you will never watch as tears pour from Pinkie's eyes the first time she hears Vesti la giubba

>>14270703
Move to the couch.
It's comfier there.

>>14270696
too lewd

http://metalforever.deviantart.com/art/Commission-A-Big-Spell-Indeed-409908852

>>14270697
Then install 4chanX and filter manually. It's even better when you turn off stubs.

>>14270703
Can we pick her up? I'd like to see if we can get her on our lap so we can brush er coat.

>>14270708
She'd probably just laugh at the chubby man and his silly gibberish-talk.

>>14270715
>silent screams<

Pony is listening to chiptune and slowly becoming a sprite, what do you do?

>>14270748
Silly pony, everyone knows pony is already a sprite!

which pony would it hurt you the most to see cry?

>>14270708
Oh god Pagliacci has a fucking opera
I thought he was just for that joke
oh god

>>14270747
MT pleas draw some more Twilestia please
m-maybe a bit lewd?

>>14270759
A lonely background pony.

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>>14270748
>>14270756
*chiptunes intensify*

>>14270759
That shut-in pony we came up with a few months ago

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>>14270481
You're right! She's all about the high life and has connections among the upper crust. I still don't understand how that's relevant to the mysterious arrival of the little ponies, though...

>>14270761
I'd like to see a Celestia with an alien quality to her. Like she's not quite a normal horse.

Does /b/read still exist? I've been using /b/ for the first time in forever, just out of curiosity, and I haven't seen a thing. There's still furry shit, but I haven't seen a single pony in 20 minutes.

>>14270710
>>14270728
Taking the matter into your own hands, you gently move out from under Luna. She comes to a gentle rest on her own hooves, looking at you with a mixed look of confusion and sadness.

"Why have we stopped? Are you sufficiently warm?"

You smile a bit as you take a seat on the couch, and Luna moves to the side, still looking confused up to the point you put your arms around her and pull her up onto your lap.

"Ah!"

She cries out in surprise as you lift her with a little effort, the medium sized princess being not quite as heavy as you thought. Plopping her into your lap, you lean her back into your chest.

Realizing that you're just moving her for better positioning, she begins to relax, slowly letting herself melt into your embrace. Her wings remain folded neatly against her body, even as they come to rest against your chest and stomach. You hold her gently, trying not to press her too hard into you for fear of harming her wings.

She leans her head back, leaning it into the crook of your neck on the left side of your body as you begin to run your hands up and down her sides, earning soft hums of pleasure from her.

>Keep running your hands along her sides
>Move a hand to her belly
>Move a hand to her chest

>>14270759
Celestia

>>14270707
I am going to reply pretending to be him just to cement your hate.

>>14270783
Rub her belly.
And maybe give her a kiss on the cheek.

>>14270782
They all moved here to shitpost.

>>14270807
I hope our hand will slip unintentionally.

>>14270808
Not just shitpost, but spend money to shitpost. They could have gone to SA if they wanted to do that.

>>14270768
Pony boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDeMkJSaiNA

>>14270782
Back rub, back rub! With all those wing muscles tensed all the time a simple, careful rubdown and mild scritching should be wonderful for her.
Watch the wingpits though, those are sensitive.

>>14270808
It's even sadder when they banned the /b/read and made the /b/tards spread out into /mlp/ and other boards, as well as MLPG.

>>14270782
It's not a 24/7 thing.
Look at US daytime ban page, there's always one or two 'arise chickun' threads deleted there.

>>14270783
Rub belly. Rub belly.

>>14270820
>/b/ack rub

>>14270821
>>14270822
remember that one thing /b/read wrote? Something about how they will continue to shitpost as some form of official rebellion or whatever, it was an entire page

>>14270821
But mostly /mlp/ minus MLPG

>/b/at pony general
>pony /b/utt worship general
>the /b/astardized mythological creatures known as pony satyrs
>pony /b/rought you to equestria
>you /b/rought pony to earth

>>14270783
Touch fluffy tails

>>14270822
I was using it about 12+ hours ago and I still didn't see anything.

>>14270845
>MLPG - a thread should /b/
but seriously, /b/ isn't just everything you don't like

>>14270845
I thought bat pones were mainly tulpa general users.

>>14270852
No, bat pony here first, then it got popular out there, now the nutjobs in here bitch and moan over it.

>>14270845
fuck you, ass-worship is the best

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Pony doesn't like you.

>>14270722
Filtering is for faggots that give up, like you.

>>14270807
>>14270835
You move a hand down to her belly, earning a mild jolt as your fingers first touch it. As you use your fingertips to gently scratch her stomach, she leans her head further back into your shoulder and lets out a gentle sigh.

As you continue, she lowers her head and rubs your neck with it, nuzzling you in an effort to properly show her affection for your actions.

You're tempted to give her a kiss, but it's Luna who strikes first.

You're busy rubbing her stomach and working your hand up to her chest when you feel her hot breath on your cheek, moments before her lips, firm and warm, press against it.

You stop for a moment, until her legs give a gentle kick, and you continue to rub her chest and stomach.

You turn your head to look the princess in the eyes, but find them closed as she gently flinches at your ministrations.

>>14270860
I know that. I thought you were meaning where /b/ users spanned out to. I just remember bpg being tulpa users at this point.

>>14270864
Entirely understandable.

I don't like me.

>>14270870
Well what are you waiting for?
Kiss her back.

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You weren't looking hard enough.

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>>14270885
I still can't believe someone needed this explained.

>>14270898
>right over the ponut
best stallions

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Your daughter is quite a cutie, anon. How did you ever fall for a sergal-bat-horse anyways?

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>every time I see a shitpost

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>>14270905
this is horrifying in too many ways

>>14270898
Who would these two go as for halloween?

>>14270900
what do you think sex with Cheerilee would be like?

>>14270915
>CaramelQuida
>Gorfilla Warfarelicious

>>14270875
You move in for the kiss, leaning your head down slowly, savoring the moment.

But something is amiss, and the rising high pitched screech that begins to come from the fireplace tells you what you forgot about. The damn cocoa.

You're about to get up to remove the kettle from the fireplace to cease it's racket, when Luna's eyes open gently and her horn begins to glow.

The kettle rises and is whisked to the kitchen, where it smacks into the sink with a clatter.

You can't help but smile as you look away from the sink and back down at Luna, who slowly smiles as she brings her face closer to yours.

"I believe I already have something warm and sweet..."

You'd have laughed at the corniness of her line if her lips didn't sweep into yours, pushing your head back gently at first as she meets you halfway with gusto.

Her lips taste of mint, surprisingly.

Feeling your neck begin to cramp you gently turn her around, breaking the kiss for a few painstaking moments so she's turned to face you.

With a smile she puts her hooves on your shoulders.

"I always thought I should visit more...Seems now I have no excuse not to."

Burying her lips into yours and pushing you back into the couch, Luna provides vastly more warmth to you than the fireplace behind her.

>>14270926
Like masturbating while thinking of a cartoon horse

>>14270926
It would be a learning experience

http://strawpoll.me/620939

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>>14270928
>hungercide
>delectabitch
I have a feeling Pinkie would use these words

>>14270933
Isn't that the truth.

>>14270932
Play with her wings while you kiss.

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>>14270939

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>>14270932
Punch her in the face to establish dominance

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>>14270946

>>14270932
Grab her butt

>>14270932
turn into cars and roll out to fight the decepticons

hurry, earth is in peril!

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>>14270951