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Late Night Edition.

Talk about moon pony who is clearly best princess of the hour.

Or not, really up to you.

Old Horse: >>14265700
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Late night threads are the best when you have work in the morning.
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It's getting late Anonymous.
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>New pone is less than a month away

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED CUZ I'M EXCITED I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO EXCITED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE PONE WAS LIKE "NEIGH" AND I WAS LIKE GASP!
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Mention that her stars are so much more brighter and vivid than our stars, and greater in number.
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>>14269893
One month
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>>14269893
To hell with the moon
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>>14269909
>Vampire Sweetie
>Rarity teaches her the ropes of seducing Stallions to bring them home to drain of the vital fluids
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>>14269893
I like Luna. Nice looking pony princess. Shame she doesn't get more regular involvement in the show.

Wouldn't mind more exposition of her character and/or history with her sister. Or more dreamscape stuff, that could be cool.
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what I wouldn't give to snuggle up to moonhorse right now
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>>14269933
That'd only make sense if Rarity was a cum vampire
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>>14269940
>Or more dreamscape stuff, that could be cool.
I think a villain that uses the Dreamscape would be pretty cool
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>>14269901
pffft
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>>14269948
>cum vampire

Sounds unf.
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>>14269911
It's been so long, I don't even know if I can be excited now. It feels like ages since last new episode.

I haven't even been in here for weeks. Is the magic over? What if pony no longer ponies pony? What will happen to these threads in the years after FiM ends? Will we still be here, old men super glued to Ms. Marker's Wild Ride until the end of our days?

Or will we vanish like teardrops in the rain?
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>>14269893
RIP night princess, the changeling community will remember the solid you did for us.
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>>14269901
Okay, who gave scrubbing bubbles this trip?
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>>14269953
It'd definitely be a more sinister, and subtle way of weakening the entire kingdom if a villain could affect the inhabitants sleep quality. Sudden insomnia can be a terrifying thing. Not to mention the fatigue that induces.

It'd be neat to see Luna have dreamscape battles or a detective like episode where she tracks down the origin of the nightmares.
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>>14269974
ONLY HUE CAN STOP FLORIST FRIARS
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>>14269948
>>14269963
those are called succubus

and that role is already reserved
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>>14269964
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>>14269940
Aspirant pls write
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>>14269933
So Rarity is a Ventrue?
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>>14269988
>hatefuck
I could go with this.
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>>14269989
Write what, anon?
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>>14269964
Nathan?
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>>14270004
I dunno. Something cute.
About moonhorse.
Like having her over to visit on a winter evening or something.
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>>14269910
>It's getting late.
Indeed it is.
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Why aren't you working on those projects?
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>>14270022
hot
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>>14270004
Write about Rarity the cum vampire
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Season 4 twilight sparkle and gang start up a new band, the elements of harmony. Can the group decide on what to play before the big show?
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>>14270026
I'll leave it up to you.

Should I practice drawing by hand, or should I try to git gud at Adobe Flash?
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>>14270031
Hell I'd pass for a BJ from Rarity in her vampire costume.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcc8d61e422d1da1b55313b2e4be1dfb/tumblr_mlpuz7KOQx1r21p87o1_1280.jpg
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>>14270040
Hand, flash is a shit program to draw in. It's used to make rigs/puppets not to be drawn in.
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>>14270031
>literally every fanfic about Slutrity
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>>14270004
Luna awkwardly asking Twilight for instruction in modern methods of courtship. She's found some stallion that she is crushing on HARD but doesn't know how to approach him based on today's standards.

Of course Twilight knows fuck all about courtship and dating so she and Luna head to the library and start reading trashy romance novels for inspiration, which in turn leads to complete disaster for Luna. Rarity catches wind of the situation and instructs them both in the proper ways of wooing a Stallion.
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>>14270004
Write that thing about Pinkie Pie I asked you about pls.
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Rarity is not a slut.
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>25 days left for new horse
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>>14270065
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
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>>14270065
Yeah! Sluts don't get paid!
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>>14270065
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>>14270083
I used this exact argument in high school when some girl tried to tell me sluts and whores are the same thing.
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>>14270059
Well, I do want to animate with Flash, but being able to draw good in the first place would help.

Which pony should I scribble?
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>>14270064
...Unless you're Cosmo, I'm unsure what you're talking about.

>>14270017
I like this one for something quick. You want it interactive in the thread or should I just pastebin it?
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>>14270096
If you're feeling up to it, interactive is always more fun.
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>>14269982
I've wanted a villian like this ever since season 1. Not to mention it would be an opportunity for someone other than Twilight to save the day.
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>>14270092
Best oneponk
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>>14270127
>You literally do nothing here but cause shit and drama.
Look in a mirror, asswipe.
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>>14270110
Sure is. I'll give a go in a few, gotta snack quick.
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>>14270127
wat
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>>14270127
>Yell at the artist
>Completely ignore Nathan who not only shitposted but posted a picture of himself AGAIN.

MLPG logic. Contributors are worse than shit posters.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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I'm marrying Cadence! I'm marrying Cadence!
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>>14270153
Night Dude/tte/ling.

Midnight on best coast, have fun Europe and Asia. Talk about the show and what you hope your favorite pony does in their episode.
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>>14270127
>tfw was about to post the same
Seriously, this guy annoying as fuck.
But what is even more annoying is that he manages to whore for attention being anon.
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>>14270169
But she's already married.
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all pony wants to do is cuddle and snuggle with you

and sometimes have passionate sexual relations that destroy the bed

followed by more cuddling and snuggling
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>>14270127
>>14270171
Only bad behavior I see here is from you two fucks.
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>>14270148
That pony looks suspiciously princelike.
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>>14270182
Sounds like my kind of relationship.
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>>14270182
Beds are expensive though
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>>14270182
Good thing I have a hammock to relax wit
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>>14270173
I think I could beat him in a duel.
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>>14270182
Sold!
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>>14270171
>>14270127
>He only posted once.

>Freak out and call him an attention whore.


What makes it sad, is, anyone could have his filename for an image and rile you up.

What did he do to ruin your life?
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Pony says she's going to eat you as soon as you fall asleep.
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Pony is on the hunt
Pony is after you
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>>14270191
requesting r34 of those too

shield maiden looks like she will be split in half by prince rhythm
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>>14270217
No pony, you cannot have my dick.
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>>14270210
>What did he do to ruin your life?
Being an attention whoring fag at MLPG for 2 years
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>>14270183
Says the whiteknight for a "Contributor" hat is at the least a /b/ level fuck who never got the memo to get the fuck out.
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>>14270213
I don't think eating me would be good for pony's cholesterol.
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>>14270218
>implying that isn't the best kind of sex
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>>14270191
The new captcha is weird
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>>14270213
>Pony says she's going to eat you...
unf
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>>14270231
What are those ponies made of that makes them do that?
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You can't spell gross without
ROSS
ROSS
ROSS
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>>14270229
>>14270226
So in other words you are being a complete and utter dick, shitting up the thread for no reason?

Typical 4chan behavior at work.
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>>14270213
>this is my fetish

waking up to a blow job is the best

>>14270234
where am i implying that anon? I AM REQUESTING IT
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>>14270239
Hand drawn animation.
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>>14270239
Eddimantium
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>>14270191
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>>14270226
>>14270229

>He does something.
>I don't like it!
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>>14270241
You really should be used to this kind of behavior by now.
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>>14270258
shiny makes a very pretty mare
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>>14270248
It was a subtle request for goo ponies
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>>14270240
Which image do you desire, human?
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>>14270152
>>14270171
How did he even know who that was?
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>>14270218
>>14270245
Ponies aren't for sexual. You should feel bad.
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>>14270240
>even the fat pony threads don't like him
>>14257293
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>>14270271
Amethyst from Steven Universe
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>>14270261
Many people do something.
Not many of them whore for attention pretending that the spoken something they did worth THIS much.

This is where faggotry starts.
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>>14270269
Oh, okay.
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>>14270267
Just like his sister.
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>>14270213
Yeah well I've got her nose.
If she eats me, she'll never see it again.
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>>14270272
rch has the same filename, I studied it.
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>>14270275
if they aren't for sexual why did they get married, and where did the cake's kids come from?
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>>14270267
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>>14270277
dotkwa is a much better artist than ross with superior understanding of form, weight, and style.
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>>14270278
I'm not Ross, have fatdoge.
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>>14270277
I don't think ANYBODY likes him.
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>>14270282
Yell me, what are his latest crimes?

Inform me. Let the general know.
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>>14270292
ignore cadance's glare, she's just jealous how pretty shiny is a mare
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>>14270291
They got married because love and hearts. As far as the cake's kids, it is one of life's mysteries.
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>>14270304
You care too much about this, RCH fuck off piece of shit
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>>14270218
>Prince Rhythm certainly lives up to his name
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>>14270308
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>>14270311
life's mysteries huh

well, it's not so mysterious to some ponies appearently
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>>14270318
As an unrelated anon, I don't think you have anything, Ross.
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>>14270308
>Cadence gets jealous when shiny gets more looks than her
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>>14270329
>Ross
>Caring about RCH
pffftt ahahah
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>>14270323
Heh-heh eh

>>14270331
Princess of love, should watch out. Jealousy is a green eyed monster...
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I want to see R63 of Shiny and his friends playing O&O
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>>14270335
Your right.

He never cares about people with talent.
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>>14270326
Some ponies? I'm not sure what you're implying there.
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>>14270335
Ross has been proven to shit over every kind and level of contributor.
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>>14270347
But he's so hellbent on proving himself. Yet the only thing he proves is his own inadequacy.
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>>14270218
>Tfw been reading something like that
>only problem is it's just a r63 Cadence with regular SA
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>>14270347
This is why people don't like you, RCFag
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>>14270349
she knows
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>>14270366
Perhaps one of the more knowledgeable ponies might be able to solve the mystery.
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>>14270351
>RCH
>Contributor.

Holy shit that's a good joke!
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what is this stupid meta drama shit, clogging up the thread over 1 fucking post.

Night threads are for unf

get out metadramafags
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>>14270110
>>14270017
"I told you to duck," you say with a laugh, holding the door to your humble abode open for your guest.

"And I thought thou meant the fowl," Princess Luna replies with a smile, "Clearly I should participate in these 'snowball fights' more often, to acquaint myself with your terminology."

You didn't think it was that hard to pick up, but if it gives you an excuse to spend more time with the Princess, far be it from you to object.

You shut the door behind the two of you as Luna removes her scarf, sending the dark purple cloth to rest on the coat stand by the door with her magic before shaking her head, making sure there's no snow left resting on her ears.

You remove your scarf and jacket as well, hanging them up beside her scarf as she quietly takes in the view of your home.

It's not much, to be fair. Just a simple one bed, one bath, kitchen and living room home. Luckily, this one has a fireplace, and you move past the couch facing it to stack a small pile of timber within it as Luna moves about your home, inspecting knick knacks and photographs gathered during your time in Equestria.

You've got the faintest of fires going when she asks,

"So, where dost thou keep the cocoa?"

You're halfway through a response when you second guess yourself. She's YOUR guest, and she's a princess on top of that!

>Insist you make it
>Tell her where everything is so she can make it
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>>14270386
>what is this stupid meta drama shit, clogging up the thread over 1 fucking post.
Would have been solved months ago if rch fucked off.
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Would you a Ponka that didn't care?
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>>14270379
Twilight is all book knowledge, we need a mare with hands on experience.
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>>14270063
Luna can just enter the stallion's dreams and try out different fetishes on him. There is no limit on what she could do.
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http://derpibooru.org/459424
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>>14270395
>>14270017
>cute.
>cute shit again

I remember when he wrote one of the best lewd. Now it just some mediocre boring shit.

A pity really, should have left just like TAW, at least saved some of the pride.
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I wear the collar.
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Vendettas are not a sign of a healthy mind
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>>14270401
no one is fucking off though

not ross, not the shitposters, no one but the soft skinned kids.
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>>14270395
Why not make it together?
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>>14270422
Then fucking request some, you cockniggler.
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Guys remember when pony pet generals were a thing?
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>>14270422
Write your own damn lewd.
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>>14270428
>no one but the soft skinned kids.

Yet he is still here, in the streams, in the general, being a waste. RCh you are scum above Sentenal.
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>>14270430
What part of "does not write lewd anymore" is hard to understand for your retarded autistic brain?
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>>14270422
>
>>14270351
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>>14270427
Honestly, it's probably someone using a name they've heard about in context all of once spamming it and trying to garner attention.
That's not healthy either, but I really doubt they care about blank that much.
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>>14270449
>bad english
Ross' can speak English just fine.
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>>14270407
Maybe books wouldn't be all that helpful after all, considering that perhaps Rarity's skills lie in more fashionable categories.
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>>14270455
He was a greentext "writer" and made a few shit OC's because of it, ones you bronies latched onto.

Which is why I have been working with artists to make porn of them. It is worth the money.
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>>14270464
she also knows a thing or two about being popular
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>>14270479
You need to get a life.
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Anon how does it feel knowing that even if you do fall in love with someone one day you can never carry them around in your shirt?
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What if I put googly eyes on my bong?
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>>14270429
"Perhaps it is best that way. I have not had the pleasure of making my own cocoa in some time," Luna replies, gathering the ingredients scattered about your kitchen while you remove a rather worn looking kettle from a cupboard above the sink.

"Could we use the fireplace?" Luna asks cautiously, "I'd like to...rest, on the couch while we wait."

Well it's not like the kettle will melt. Mixing the milk, cocoa, and a dash of creme, at Luna's request, in the kettle, the two of you meander back to the fireplace. The fire has grown to a healthy size, beginning to warm the small house.

You set the kettle in the hot ash away from the actual fire, but close enough for it to heat thoroughly.

You hear a light thump, and turn to see Luna sprawled out face first on your couch, limbs spread as though she just jumped upon it.

She turns her head and sighs before moving her legs, pulling them under her as she tries to make room for you.

"I apologize. I didn't think the excitement from earlier would drain me so."

>Sit nice and close to her
>Give her some space
>Let her stretch out on the couch, you'll stand for now.
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We're all bronies here, Anon!
EVERYONE.
ESPECIALLY. YOU.
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>>14270493
Do you really want a bong that can judge you?
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>>14270496
I know. I accepted that when I started buying merch because I wanted it not because "I need to support the show".
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>>14270495
Sit on the floor, near the mantle. The fire's plenty hot enough for us to enjoy.
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>>14270495
Give her some space.
Maybe if we're lucky she'll snuggle in closer on her own.
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>>14270379
Yeah, like Applejack.
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>>14270496
But I'm not a brony anymore, I'm a wanderer
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Good news, we're on Equestria Daily.

Bad news, it's in the Nightly Roundup.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/nightly-roundup-806.html

So, what we need to do is comment about it there to rouse interest and get people involved.

The buttmaddening of the community is at stake here.
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>>14270506
I mean an actual life.
Like normal people.
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I wish ponies was still good.
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>>14270522
If he's going this far, he was never "normal people."
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>>14270522
I know what you meant.
I know where the little fuck lives now.
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>>14270532
Yeah, it's a nice reminder we have mentally ill people posting here.
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>>14270514
What?
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>>14270528
Ponies is still good.
You just need to take a break and come back in a little less than a month. Then you can see if ponies will continue to be good for yourself.
It's okay to take a break. It's okay to unwind.
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>>14270539
That's not a life.
That's just a creepy obsession.
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>>14270541
I have personality disorders
Does that count?
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>>14270514
>wanting to cause drama

NO
BAD ANON
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>>14270548
This thing, apparently started on /mlp/: http://www.scribd.com/doc/179447181/Laurie-Awards-Press-Release-October-27th-2013-Copy-pdf?secret_password=1gwvmgfbebx0f4o9ve6o

Pretty sure the idea is that the majority of jurors are from /mlp/ so that critical analysis or whatever wins out.
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>>14270549
I CAN'T UNWIND

THEY'LL GET ME IF I UNWIND

THEY'RE CRAFTY THEY IS!
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>>14270558
It won't be drama if it's truthful.
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>>14270541
I dunno if I'd call it "nice."
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>>14270495
>>14270509
>>14270511
You sit on the floor, between couch and fireplace, holding your hands out in front to warm them by the fire.

You hear a slight rustling behind you, the sound of Luna moving around on the cushions.

You suddenly feel a weight pressed on both shoulders, and a pair of hooves slowly slide from behind you across your shoulders. A slight weight presses onto your head and back.

Luna sighs again, her chest pressing against your back as you hear her exhale slowly above you. She leans on you gently, presumably looking at the fireplace as she does so.

>Ask her what's up
>Just let her lean against you
>Are you sure that's comfortable?
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>>14270562
Oh. Then you should stay wound, then get to where they can't get to, like off the internet.
Maybe you can relax then! It's not normal to be paranoid 24/7
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>>14270574
Ask her if she really is comfortable. We could get her a pillow or something.
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>>14270574
Lean back on her.
"Penny for your thoughts?"
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>>14270560
That sounds like something you could make a thread about, really.
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>>14270574
"I'm flattered you think my skull is so comfortable."
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>>14270434
They were the only General community I was (and still am) legitimately assmad about.
I have learn to ignore as much as possible HSG on /co/, filter anything Korra and even avoid shitposting furry threads. But those fags, I swear...
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>>14270556
Call it what you want, all I need is to study his work habits and ruin his life.
Drive home to no house.
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Stop

Stop replying

Don't acknowledge him, dont reply to him, ignore those that reply to him, ignore any and all conversation involving him.

If everyone would just do that and ignore shit, this entire topic wouldnt be hapening
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the fuck is laurie awards
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>>14270583
>>14270579
>>14270589
You lean back into her a little, pressing more of your back against her underside and sliding your head under hers a little.

"Are you comfortable up there? My skull doesn't make the best of cushions, you know."

"I am most comfortable," she replies warmly, shifting her head to nuzzle the top of yours with her chin, "You seemed cold, with your hands out like that. I thought perhaps I could help..."

She starts to slowly withdraw.

"Unless, of course, you do not wish for this?"
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>>14270608
But Anon! I want to be fireside buddies with Luna!
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>>14270616
me too anon
me too
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>>14270608
I BET BY STATING THE OBVIOUS YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE IMPROVING SOMETHING.
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>>14270615
"No no, quite the opposite."
Nuzzle back against her.
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>>14270621
sometimes, the obvious isnt so obvious apparently
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>>14270594
I'm going to require some context for this image.
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>>14270608
See? This guy talks some reasonable shit,. ignore RCH the faggot. Don't reply to him.
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>>14270615
Scoot back into the couch, lay your shoulders against her.
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>>14270615
This>>14270627
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>>14270643
>Here Dashie, I found a giant turd so I covered it in frosting
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>>14270634
>I'm going to require some context for this image.

This should help.
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>>14270650
unf
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>>14270643
God damn it, Dash's legs came off again.
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*action*
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>>14270636
OR DOES HE
MAYBE HE'S A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI MEANT TO MAKE US ALL COMPLACENT LIKE THEY DID TO THE MONGOLS
SOON OUR PONY WILL DWINDLE TO NOTHING AND THEY WILL STRIKE
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>>14270660
Glue them back on?
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What if Pinkie wants everyone to smile so she can see part of their skeleton?
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>>14270668
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>>14270643
The Twilight one is better
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>>14270668
*character action*
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>>14270688
>not posting it
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>>14270636
But I like RCH. The shitposters about him infuriate me.
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>>14270627
>>14270645
>>14270649
You continue to push back against Luna, feeling the heat from her belly start permeating the back of your sweater.

"No, no, I like this."

She leans back into you as best she can, though your movements are slowly scooting the two of you away from the fireplace.
And toward the couch.

"I am relieved," she says happily, moving her hooves together slightly, embracing you fully from behind, "I worried I had made another social blunder, as I have too many times to count."

You move a hand over her hooves, squeezing them gently in reassurance.

Luna turns her head, rubbing a cheek against the top of your head as she sighs again.

The two of you sit like that for a while, the only sounds in the house coming from the fireplace, as the kettle heats up and the firewood pops, and the sound of Luna's tail moving gently against the couch that is now immediately behind her.

Leaning back anymore may cause her to topple over the top of you, or tip her onto the couch.

>Suggest you move to the couch
>Sprawl out on the floor together
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>>14270697
fuck off rch
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>you will never watch as tears pour from Pinkie's eyes the first time she hears Vesti la giubba
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>>14270703
Move to the couch.
It's comfier there.
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>>14270696
too lewd

http://metalforever.deviantart.com/art/Commission-A-Big-Spell-Indeed-409908852
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>>14270697
Then install 4chanX and filter manually. It's even better when you turn off stubs.
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>>14270703
Can we pick her up? I'd like to see if we can get her on our lap so we can brush er coat.
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>>14270708
She'd probably just laugh at the chubby man and his silly gibberish-talk.
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>>14270715
>silent screams<
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Pony is listening to chiptune and slowly becoming a sprite, what do you do?
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>>14270748
Silly pony, everyone knows pony is already a sprite!
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which pony would it hurt you the most to see cry?
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>>14270708
Oh god Pagliacci has a fucking opera
I thought he was just for that joke
oh god
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>>14270747
MT pleas draw some more Twilestia please
m-maybe a bit lewd?
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>>14270759
A lonely background pony.
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>>14270756
*chiptunes intensify*
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>>14270759
That shut-in pony we came up with a few months ago
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>>14270481
You're right! She's all about the high life and has connections among the upper crust. I still don't understand how that's relevant to the mysterious arrival of the little ponies, though...
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>>14270761
I'd like to see a Celestia with an alien quality to her. Like she's not quite a normal horse.
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Does /b/read still exist? I've been using /b/ for the first time in forever, just out of curiosity, and I haven't seen a thing. There's still furry shit, but I haven't seen a single pony in 20 minutes.
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>>14270710
>>14270728
Taking the matter into your own hands, you gently move out from under Luna. She comes to a gentle rest on her own hooves, looking at you with a mixed look of confusion and sadness.

"Why have we stopped? Are you sufficiently warm?"

You smile a bit as you take a seat on the couch, and Luna moves to the side, still looking confused up to the point you put your arms around her and pull her up onto your lap.

"Ah!"

She cries out in surprise as you lift her with a little effort, the medium sized princess being not quite as heavy as you thought. Plopping her into your lap, you lean her back into your chest.

Realizing that you're just moving her for better positioning, she begins to relax, slowly letting herself melt into your embrace. Her wings remain folded neatly against her body, even as they come to rest against your chest and stomach. You hold her gently, trying not to press her too hard into you for fear of harming her wings.

She leans her head back, leaning it into the crook of your neck on the left side of your body as you begin to run your hands up and down her sides, earning soft hums of pleasure from her.

>Keep running your hands along her sides
>Move a hand to her belly
>Move a hand to her chest
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>>14270759
Celestia
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>>14270707
I am going to reply pretending to be him just to cement your hate.
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>>14270783
Rub her belly.
And maybe give her a kiss on the cheek.
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>>14270782
They all moved here to shitpost.
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>>14270807
I hope our hand will slip unintentionally.
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>>14270808
Not just shitpost, but spend money to shitpost. They could have gone to SA if they wanted to do that.
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>>14270768
Pony boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDeMkJSaiNA
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>>14270782
Back rub, back rub! With all those wing muscles tensed all the time a simple, careful rubdown and mild scritching should be wonderful for her.
Watch the wingpits though, those are sensitive.
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>>14270808
It's even sadder when they banned the /b/read and made the /b/tards spread out into /mlp/ and other boards, as well as MLPG.
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>>14270782
It's not a 24/7 thing.
Look at US daytime ban page, there's always one or two 'arise chickun' threads deleted there.
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>>14270783
Rub belly. Rub belly.
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>>14270820
>/b/ack rub
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>>14270821
>>14270822
remember that one thing /b/read wrote? Something about how they will continue to shitpost as some form of official rebellion or whatever, it was an entire page
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>>14270821
But mostly /mlp/ minus MLPG

>/b/at pony general
>pony /b/utt worship general
>the /b/astardized mythological creatures known as pony satyrs
>pony /b/rought you to equestria
>you /b/rought pony to earth
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>>14270783
Touch fluffy tails
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>>14270822
I was using it about 12+ hours ago and I still didn't see anything.
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>>14270845
>MLPG - a thread should /b/
but seriously, /b/ isn't just everything you don't like
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>>14270845
I thought bat pones were mainly tulpa general users.
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>>14270852
No, bat pony here first, then it got popular out there, now the nutjobs in here bitch and moan over it.
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>>14270845
fuck you, ass-worship is the best
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Pony doesn't like you.
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>>14270722
Filtering is for faggots that give up, like you.
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>>14270807
>>14270835
You move a hand down to her belly, earning a mild jolt as your fingers first touch it. As you use your fingertips to gently scratch her stomach, she leans her head further back into your shoulder and lets out a gentle sigh.

As you continue, she lowers her head and rubs your neck with it, nuzzling you in an effort to properly show her affection for your actions.

You're tempted to give her a kiss, but it's Luna who strikes first.

You're busy rubbing her stomach and working your hand up to her chest when you feel her hot breath on your cheek, moments before her lips, firm and warm, press against it.

You stop for a moment, until her legs give a gentle kick, and you continue to rub her chest and stomach.

You turn your head to look the princess in the eyes, but find them closed as she gently flinches at your ministrations.
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>>14270860
I know that. I thought you were meaning where /b/ users spanned out to. I just remember bpg being tulpa users at this point.
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>>14270864
Entirely understandable.

I don't like me.
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>>14270870
Well what are you waiting for?
Kiss her back.
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You weren't looking hard enough.
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>>14270885
I still can't believe someone needed this explained.
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>>14270898
>right over the ponut
best stallions
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Your daughter is quite a cutie, anon. How did you ever fall for a sergal-bat-horse anyways?
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>every time I see a shitpost
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>>14270905
this is horrifying in too many ways
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>>14270898
Who would these two go as for halloween?
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>>14270900
what do you think sex with Cheerilee would be like?
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>>14270915
>CaramelQuida
>Gorfilla Warfarelicious
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>>14270875
You move in for the kiss, leaning your head down slowly, savoring the moment.

But something is amiss, and the rising high pitched screech that begins to come from the fireplace tells you what you forgot about. The damn cocoa.

You're about to get up to remove the kettle from the fireplace to cease it's racket, when Luna's eyes open gently and her horn begins to glow.

The kettle rises and is whisked to the kitchen, where it smacks into the sink with a clatter.

You can't help but smile as you look away from the sink and back down at Luna, who slowly smiles as she brings her face closer to yours.

"I believe I already have something warm and sweet..."

You'd have laughed at the corniness of her line if her lips didn't sweep into yours, pushing your head back gently at first as she meets you halfway with gusto.

Her lips taste of mint, surprisingly.

Feeling your neck begin to cramp you gently turn her around, breaking the kiss for a few painstaking moments so she's turned to face you.

With a smile she puts her hooves on your shoulders.

"I always thought I should visit more...Seems now I have no excuse not to."

Burying her lips into yours and pushing you back into the couch, Luna provides vastly more warmth to you than the fireplace behind her.
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>>14270926
Like masturbating while thinking of a cartoon horse
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>>14270926
It would be a learning experience
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http://strawpoll.me/620939
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>hungercide
>delectabitch
I have a feeling Pinkie would use these words
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>>14270933
Isn't that the truth.
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>>14270932
Play with her wings while you kiss.
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>>14270932
Punch her in the face to establish dominance
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>>14270932
Grab her butt
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>>14270932
turn into cars and roll out to fight the decepticons

hurry, earth is in peril!
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Pony asked if you know Wayne Brady in real life.
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>>14270969
>Be a starship captain
>Oooh now I know where to fire my missiles
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>>14270972
>You will never be hypnotized by ponebutt
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>>14270972
Geez, pony. I don't know Wayne Brady just because I'm white.
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>>14270969
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Okay, stop now.
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>>14271012

>>14271016
okay fine
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>>14270942
You move your hands to her wings, running them under the folded appendages to make them flare out with a soft whoosh.

Getting to work, you rub the base of her wings, feeling the muscles all taught with knots of stress slowly giving way to your methodical fingers.

Luna breaks the kiss, her breathing starting to get heavy as she pulls away for a moment. She smiles and flaps her wings once, gently, flexing them again.

>>14270953
Realizing you can't reach the end of her wings like this, you take the next best approach you can think of, moving your left hand down from the base of her wing until you feel her smooth back give way to a soft rise.

Moving your hand further down you take her rump fully in your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. Luna's body jerks upward for a moment, and she lets out a startled gasp before smiling softly again. She leans her face in towards yours once more, whispering, "So...you wish to...please me, this night..."

Her smile widens as she puts her hooves on your chest, then gently pushes you to the side until you're lying on your back atop the couch, Luna straddling your stomach.

"But..I ask you let me do the pleasing."
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Pony drugged you and while you were asleep she put a collar on your neck and invisible cockring on you.

The collar has light mind control effects and the cockring is magically linked to her dildo.

She hopes you're not too mad.
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>>14270972

>mew will never stream whose line again
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>>14271027
Please away.
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>>14271030
I'm a little mad. I'm probably going to harass pony until she takes both of them off.
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>>14271027
>"But..I ask you let me do the pleasing."
I remember that part from lunaquest hehe
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>>14271044
But you can't really fight back, every time you try to take off the collar it just makes you feel tired and happy, if you try and harass pony the sensation gets even stronger until you're just on your back drooling like a dog who just got a belly rub.
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>>14270584
There is.
>>14270536
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>>14271053
Jokes on pony, I am physically incapable of feeling happy

All my happy was replaced with mad
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>>14270385

Hi NBS
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>>14271059
The collar reintroduces the feeling of happiness, it's magic, anon.
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>>14271053
how about I just straddle pony and drip my pre all over her face?
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>>14271064
>tea inflation
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>>14271053
Can I appeal to pony to make her stop? Maybe if I break down and cry?
I'm asking because it's actually really easy for me to cry and if it works it works
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>>14271068
I have a magical implant in my brain that converts happy into angry and tired into more angry
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>>14271077
Better than fupa and teat sheathes
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>>14271043
You smile, "Please away, Princess."

Luna's horn glows once again, and you feel your pants and shoes shift, laces and buttons coming undone, zippers opening readily, then the whole ensemble, underpants and all, are whisked off your legs so abruptly it leaves you feeling cold for a moment.

Luna smiles bashfully at your expression as your clothes float to the floor.

"Forgive me, it's been some time since I've had to..."

You reach down with both hands and cup her ass fully, giving it a big, reassuring squeeze that elicits a stifled moan as Luna bites her lower lip.

She lets out a hot pant when you continue, unable to keep her hips from grinding back and forth against your stomach. You feel her begin to soak through the thin sweater you wear, and quickly pull your sweater out of the way. The cloth zipping across her sensitive bits sends a shock up Luna's spine and makes her outright yelp with pleasure.

With her large rump firmly gripped in your hands, you realize just how easy it would be to pick her up and just enter her right there.
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>>14271082
It breaks the magical implant.
That or pony just straight up mindrapes you.

She wants a human pet, and it isn't fun when it's a willing subject.
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>>14271053
I ask what my new mistress would have me do.
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>>14270782
Micro Pony Micro Pony
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>>14271089
>sparkling rainbow hair
>extra long horn AND wings
>gold jewelry with stupid random gems
>power to control the sun
>pink eyes

which deviantart account did you get this shitty mary sue from
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>>14271086
DO IT
rough
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>>14271053
Why is mindbreak and it's variations, straight or gay, such a hot fetish?
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>>14271086
Why rush?
Take some time to enjoy that butt some more.
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>vrooom!
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>>14271094
The magical implant has a spell on it that undoes any breakage and redirects the energy into making more angry

The spell also affects itself, making the angry immutable

Fluttershy's collar would probably give me an anger-induced heart attack
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>>14271099
fyre-flye
she's better than most of the hugboxers there
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>>14271103
It's the release. The loss of control. The uninhibited bliss
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>>14271111
STOP CIRCUMVENTING MY FETISH YOU ASSHOLE
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>>14271112
SUDDENLY AN UNCONTROLLABLE WEH
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>>14271083
If I could, I'd draw it. Or animate it.
"Interactive Celestia Tea Inflation"... Oh jeeze.
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>>14271118
STOP MAKING ME DO YOUR FETISH
BDSM HAS A SAFEWORD FOR A REASON
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>>14271120
NO
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>>14271123
>her belly gets heavier and heavier
>you can poke it to make her slosh a little
>when you do she blushes
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>>14271120
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>>14271114
>implying that she's as good as daftles

his "lyra" character is da bomb
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>>14271127
>click and drag to rub/lift it
>it makes a pleasant, weighty bounce
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>>14271118
NO

PONY JUST GAVE YOU AN ANGER IMPLANT TOO AND NOW YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LIVE WITH YOUR WAIFU

BUT YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY OR TIRED, OR YOU'LL FLY INTO A BLIND RAGE
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>>14271126
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>>14271117
I guess that makes sense. But overthinking here, what happens down the line after the mind is broken?
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>>14271131
>if you play enough she starts panting softly
>her back legs tremble a bit
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>>14271133
Unf
Did she force the implant in me? Like magically create inside my head
Can she control the functions?
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>>14271123
>>14271127
>>14271131
pls
i would jizz everywhere
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>>14271140
there's no going back. you're effectively dead. the personality that liked mindbreak is wiped out, with nothing in its place.
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>>14271138
>tfw domestic abuse anon will never doodle for us again
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Pony just told you to grow some fucking balls, you dumb pussy.
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>>14271143
SHE KNOCKED YOU OUT AND PERFORMED INVASIVE BRAIN SURGERY. SHE'S SORRY ABOUT THE SHAVED HAIR AND ANY BRAIN DAMAGE SHE MIGHT HAVE CAUSED BUT THAT'S JUST LIFE YOU KNOW? ALSO DON'T TAKE OFF THOSE BANDAGES OR YOUR SKULL MIGHT FALL OFF.

SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE IMPLANT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY
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Pony just told you to grow the fuck up and stop watching cartoons for little girls.
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>>14271146
That sounds terrible. Must suck for the mindbreak-ee. Where would they go from there?
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>>14271105
Hearing Luna's sweet moans and the sensation of her grinding against you eggs you on a bit, telling you to play with her ass some more. Digging your fingers in gently you start to really squeeze and massage it, moving your fingers around delicately at first, then just taking big handfuls of her plump posterior in each palm, like kneading dough.

Luna's body drops forward under your assault, though her gyrating never stops. Her eyes are closes and her mouth hangs open slightly, her breathing heavy and hot. Her wings are semi flared, occasionally twitching or extending all the way, only to come back to a half deployed state.

She bites her lower lip again, opening her eyes as she moves her rump backwards, slowly, fighting the urge to keep scraping it against your stomach as she searches for your throbbing member blindly.

>>14271101
Unable to contain yourself any longer, you help her find it. Lifting her rump into the air you find her slit with your fingers, teasing the edges of them for a brief moment before holding it open as you bring her down onto your member rather roughly.

You hilt inside her with a loud thwap, and her eyes snap open as she bites her lip so hard you think she'll draw blood. She lets out a long, drawn out grunt as her insides squirm around your shaft, pulsating and clenching wildly. You can feel her engorged clit pressing against the upper side of the hilt of your shaft, spasming to the pulse of her walls.


A moment passes before she starts to move her hips again, first forward and back, then up and down in slowly increasing increments. She gasps as she tries to find her rhythm while you mercilessly play with her rump.

"I...I wanted to do the work," she gasps heavily, "But...but you warmed me up so well...I can't resist."
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>>14270926
Very kind and thankful. Maybe even a little teacher fantasy roleplaying
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>>14271160
Should I be spoilering this, or is that more annoying?
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>>14271146
>Implying mindbreak is effective death
That's extreme hypnosis/mindrape

Mindbreak is essentially turning you into a slave who once hated X but now can't function a moment of their life without X or just a dumb slut.

'You' as in the current conscious thing wouldn't be dead, but your entire personality would be overwritten.

Like imagine if straightedge anon was kept inside a basement and was forced to do drugs for hours a day? And then is only used as a sex toy for his pony master? Eventually after a year or two he'll come out as a complete slutty stoner.
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>>14271158
biological death. no soul to go to heaven or hell, no grieving to be done. it was just a machine that stopped working.
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>>14271165
Nah, consistency is good.
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>>14271162
>saying thank you during/after sex
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>>14271160
Slip a finger or two in there.
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>>14271077
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>>14270959
>tfw lewd girls exist but they don't want you
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>>14271162
>teacher fantasy roleplaying
...Go on...
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>>14271167
Or a severely traumatized homicdal maniac still drenched in his former master's blood, drinking it from his disembodied head in an attempt to consume whatever drugs the horse had in him.

>Birth of a supervillain
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>>14271162
a person i hooked up with once told me i did an A+ job during sex
i liked it
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>>14271179
>that feel
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>>14271138
>>14271149
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>>14271179
>tfw dumped by lewd girl
>tfw very conscious of the fact she is being lewd with someone else now
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>>14271183
nuh-uh because sometimes I fantasize about being a stoner.
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>>14271192
tex?
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>>14271192
Of course I hate you Dash. Why do you think I hit you?
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>>14271160
Put a finger in her ass
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>>14271198
TOO BAD YOU'RE BANE ON COCAINE NOW
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>>14271199
Nope.
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>>14271206
COBAIN
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>>14271194
>that fucking feel
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>>14271199
naw

tex could never draw that well
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>>14271194
>tfw there are people being lewd right now
>some of them are in groups
>exploring their sexual selves
>and you aren't invited
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>>14271183
>birth of supervillians

you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

look up cults, and brainwashing, along with Stockholm syndrome

st8 edge anon would be begging for his fix and pony's sexings
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>>14271158
>>14271158
[Spoiler]It doesn't matter anymore. Every day serving and pleasing their master/mistress is lived out in pure, ecstatic bliss
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>>14271174
It's hot.
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>>14271219
>implying that there's not always one strong willed person that goes full edgy
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>>14271218
>there are people out there right now performing all of your fetishes at once
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>>14271185
>tfw can't take that test to be graded
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>you will snuggle a pone that satisfies all your deepest fetishes
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>>14271218
>tfw there are people being friendly right now
>some of them are in skype groups
>exploring their social selves
>and you aren't invited
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>>14271175
>>14271202
Her winking increases, her insides quivering and spasming crazily as she increases her pace.

You move a hand from her cutie mark toward those quivering walls, teasing the edges of her slit even as she pumps up and down. Finding no success there, you move your fingers up, teasing the edge of her anus with a finger before slipping one inside.

The effect is immediate, her anus clenching and forcing her insides even more firmly pressed against your member, that slips in and out of her with increasing difficulty.

Luna cries out as you add a second finger, no longer able to concentrate on pumping up and down, she gyrates, grinding against your dick restlessly as it's buried inside her.

"Ah! Aaah!" she cries, raising her head and shouting at the ceiling with her eyes closed, unable to keep her composure any longer, "Yes! Harder, please!"

You press the hand on her cheek down as hard as you can manage, trying to push her down more onto your dick as she requests, while simultaneously fingering her anus harder.

"I can't.....can't hold on!" she cries, wings flaring fully as she manages to pull her body up for another thrust.

When she comes down, she comes down hard, burying your cock inside her as far as it can manage, scraping her insides all the way up, hitting her everywhere she needs to climax.

And what a climax it is, Luna yelling your name, eyes closed, wings flared, her insides gripping you like she'll never let you go.

There's no way you can pull out, so firmly does she have you. The waves of hot, wet spasms are too much to bear and you tip over the edge, crying out with Luna as you dig a hand into her rump and blast her insides with your seed.

Spurt after hot spurt rocket into her like a stream, each pulse of your dick sending another jet deep into her as her insides coax each and every last drop out of you. The feeling is incredible, waves rippling around your cock as it throbs inside her mercilessly. [cont.]
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>>14271223
you sir, are an idiot, everyone can be broken.

that line of thinking will lead you to believe you would be the kind that can withstand it, and be sucked all the much easier.
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>>14271230
>in your dreams
>you will not remember them
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>>14271222
Why does she dye her hair? She'd set the town on fire with that style
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>>14271220
Well clearly they would have to have something to make a living with and pass the time between their pleasings.
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>>14271180
I'm still thinking of doing that fapfic of Cheerilee persuading and teaching a virgin Big Mac.
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>>14271230
pony is unfit to satisfy my deepest fetishes

pony does not have feet, nor an uneven coat
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>>14271234
>sucked

sucked in

top kek
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>>14271238
do it
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>>14271233
uuunf
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>>14271238
Neat.
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>>14271239
pony has 4 feet
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https://derpibooru.org/289183
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>>14271233
NOW

AUTOBOTS

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
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>>14271206
Well if that's the case I'll save some of my master's blood and work vigorously with zebras and then do some alchemy with zebras until I got the perfect drugs, I'd sell some to the dragon youth and some to the Griffon youth, no doubt they'd take it and diamond dogs would be an easy sell.

After months of getting a shit ton of dragons,griffons and diamond dogs hooked what could be compared to the virus from "Crossed" I'd attack ponyville, but not in a war kind of way, but having more and more griffons live there until they manage to get the pony citizens hooked as well.

I'd also wear a nice fur coat with the skulls of pony guards on them and a ivory white armor with a chemical bonding model embroiled on the top.

But I'd still just want to be a stoner and living with gilda
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>>14271234
I'm the type that would use kidnapping as an excuse to commit a somewhat dignified suicide.
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>>14271233
Okay, I can't hold it, brb
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>>14271236
Maybe that's why.
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>>14271247
>She give mac a F
>a F
>a
AAARG
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>>14271264
But F isn't a vowel.
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>>14271254
Griffon Gilda?

Would you touch her paws?
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>>14271263
no light pink highlight
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>>14271267
But F is pronounced "eff," which leads with a vowel sound, so "an F" is correct.
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>>14271264
>Mac gave her a D
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>>14271233
Praise the Jesus.
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>>14271269
of course.
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>>14271267
It begins with a vowel sound. Say both out loud and see which one sounds better!
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>>14271275
Yiffer
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>>14271280
would you sniff her paws
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What if pone's entire body had the same texture as a cat's nose?
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>>14271233
Even as the pulsing slows, no more seed left to spurt into Luna, the two of you tremble, still joined together and panting heavily.

Luna can't seem to find the energy to move, eventually just lying down atop you, the top of her head brushing your chin as she tries to regain her breath.

You let go of her ass, feeling like she's going to have a permanent hand print of yours obscuring her cutie mark after this bout.

Eventually, she opens her eyes, staring up at you as she breathes deeply, catching her breath.

And she smiles.

"From...the feeling within me," she says, swallowing to clear her throat, "I think I did well to please you."

She winks, then turns her head so that an ear rests against your chest.

You can't help but give a curt laugh, putting the hand that was gripping her rump so fervently moments ago on her back with a gentle pat.

There's no way to disagree with that statement. But next time, you'll do some pleasing for her.

She deserves it. She's a princess, after all.

Your princess.

The two of you stay together that night, lying on the couch together for as long as possible before having to rekindle the fire and gather blankets for the night.

The morning brings a new day and a new life; And you will greet it together.

[The end.]
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>>14271281
I pronounce "F" with an "ffff" sound instead of "eff"
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>>14271289
>Not a cat's tongue
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>>14271290
>and a new life
oh god
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>>14271285
You know me so well
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>>14271237
To the rest of the world, you seem to be living your life just the way you were before. But the instant you're off the clock, it only takes Pony saying your trigger word once to reduce you to a quivering, eager-to-please heap
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>>14271288
Sniff and lick them when she's taking a huge hit
I'd even suck on her toes
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>>14271292
>I pronounce "F" with an "ffff" sound instead of "eff"
Never before has ISHYGDDT been more fitting
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>>14271292
>How did I do, anon?
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
>What
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Please don't swear
>You got a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>A fucking what? Spit it out!
>I told you pony, a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>14271292
Ah, that explains it. When saying the letter out loud, English people usually say "eff".
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>>14271305
>Living in England
>2013

Canada strong
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>>14271298
you should smoke so you can appreciate how hot that fantasy is

it's really hot
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>>14271310
>Not living in Eurasia.
Shiggy Diggy
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>>14271292
>I pronounce "F" with an "ffff
>an fff
>an
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

You know how people get ADD from seeing a messed up pattern? Bad grammar does that for me
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>>14271310
But Canadians say it "eff" too.
Or even "eff tabarnac d'ostie d'crisse", but the result is the same.
>>
Æff
>>
>pony will never prepare you a steaming bath of yogurt thick semen
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>>14271318
I know

I say "fffff". I pronounce all the letters like how they're typically used in writing

>aaah
>buh
>suh
>duh
>eh
>fff
>guh

>>14271317
Specifically to fuck with people like this
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>>14271318
>>14271310
>>14271305
I'm pretty sure 'fff' anon is trolling or has a warped understanding of phonetics.

Because I'm pretty sure F is pronounced "eff" in basically every English accent/dialect. It's not like the Z=zee/zed thing.
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>>14271295
That was more a life with Luna thing, not having a kid.
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>>14271313
I'm a bit terrified to go outside and I'm extremely nervous around people I've never met, especially shady highschoolers who probably never heard of a trichrome.

Also the whole psychoactive drug bit.
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>>14271338
Aw...
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>>14271342
You can interpret it either way, it's vaguely worded enough.

I'm non committal on either front. It's vague for a reason.
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>>14271339
>not living in washington or colorado
>not having an MLPGer bring you some DANK WEED NIGGA
>DADADADADADADA
>DOUBLE D O DOUBLE G
>SNOOP DOGG SNOOP DOOOOOOGGG
>DADADADADADADA
>DOUBLE D O DOUBLE G
>SNOOP DOGG SNOOP DOOOOOOGGG
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>>14271297
I wonder if that's Shining's life with Cadence. He should've learn that about her before marrying her.
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>>14271339
Where do you live? Maybe I can hook you up.
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>>14271334
>Specifically to fuck with people like this
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>>14271346
>ordering weed from mlpg
>a scrawny teenager in a rarity T-shirt drives up in a beat up car blaring shitty hip hop
>awkwardly crawls out the car window
>pulls a rarity body pillow out of the passenger side window
>slaps its ass
>tries to walk with a swagger up to your house
>tries to kick down your door
>shouts "PONY BROUGHT YOU SOME WEED"
>drops a bag of dope on your porch and walks off
>gives his rarity pillow a deep kiss
>crawls into the car and speeds off
>zero to thirty in six seconds
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>>14271362
Jersey City.
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>>14271373
Well that painted something great in my head.
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>>14271373
>Honks his horn
>"BOOP BOOP"
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>>14271321
/wɛ̃h/
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>>14271373

>six seconds
>not zero to thirty, barely
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>>14271376
Can't help you there

Just look for people who look stoned and ask if they can hook you up

everyone smokes
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>>14271372
ffff uh kuh yih oh uh tuh oh oh
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>>14271389
\wæh\
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are we still Gilda
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>>14271373
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>>14271146
So what IS the breaking point?
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>>14271398
And her luscious paws?
Yes.
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>>14271406

we blazang now
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>>14271398
I hope so
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>>14271398
>>
mindbreak is a shit fetish and you're all plebs
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>>14271397
/pɑ̃ɱkæpʊ/
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Gilda a shit
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>>14271417
mind control is much better

non-consensual mind control is best
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Gilda a shit
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>>14271418
Pïnkłpłoʒ
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Wood jew?
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>>14271417
I wish I were a unicorn so I can mindbreak you until you want nothing but for me to invade your mind.
>>14271427
This is kinda true
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>>14271428
You're a shit.

I want Gilda to choke me and roughly jerk me off until I cum or pass out
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>>14271417
>I've never read Victim Girls

It's not that it's a bad fetish, it's just that only the Japs do it right.
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>>14271432
pu:'kapu:k
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>>14271417
You're a shit fetish.
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>>14271428

you a shit
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What if you turned into a slutty mare with a winking horsevag and got fucked so hard that your foal had 8 legs and was the best of horses
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>>14271440
пейке пей
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>>14271444
Well obviously I'd have to get fucked and preggo'd a lot more.
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>>14271444
Go to sleep Loki
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>>14271444

TO ODIN HE'S A BROTHER

A BROTHER WHO IS SSSSSSSLY

HE WHO CHANGES HIS SHAPE

AND RIDES ACROSS THE SKY
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>>14271446
*dehumanizes and faces to bloodshed*
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>>14271444
Then I would be the mother of Sleipnir
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>>14271444
speaking of norse mythology

i want to fuck fenrir in the butt while i stroke his knot, lick him clean, film the whole thing, and give the footage to loki
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>>14271462
>>14271456
>>14271452
>>14271451
>>14271444

>the horse and snake who hold up the heaven and the earth
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>>14271367
I don't want to sound like a paedophile or nothing, but I would pound that ass
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>>14271451
That's my Aspiring Slutty Mare friend :>

>>14271462
to bad he's chained up for good
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>>14271462
Hot
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>>14271466
can't wait to see Yggdrasil in the premiere
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>>14271475
>freespace
>2013

DIVE DIVE DIVE
>>
Firm Potent Balls
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>>14271486
That's not freespace
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>tfw want to fap now
>but also want to build up capacity to make a video for hotglueanon later
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>>14271497
All games look the same to me
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>>14271499
Best of both worlds: edge, no release
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>>14271499
>Want to fap to a lot of things at the moment
>Have to stop jacking off so much
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>>14271503
racist
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>>14271514
Can't blame me

The freespace open modders copy eve's aesthetic a lot and I'm sleep deprived right now. So every FPS looks like doom and every space thing looks like freespace.
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>>14271483

>the mane six enter a strange forest, somehow filled with animals and spring flowers, yet at the same time covered in snow and ice
>at the center of the forest they find a great tree growing out of an immense rock
>the tree opens its eyes, revealing itself to be an ent
>"I am Yggdrasil-in-Ymir. I am the forest, I am life."
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>>14271503
i only ever really played 5 games in my entire life with sincerity.
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>>14271523
>fluttershy's ladyboner intensifies
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>>14271497
that looks familiar. isn't that the extremely edgy postal 2 mod?
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>Fap to something
>Feel immediately awful about fapping to it, since someone's life might be ruined
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>>14271507
thanks. is it possible to keep it up for a few days?
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>>14271540
run
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>>14271539
I did it for four days once. Was pretty good. I'm not even on the stack and I had to clean up some. Really curious what kind of load I can get with it, now...
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>>14271540
Throw it out the window while it's a baby and pray a wandering timber wolf eats it
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>>14271550
>yfw it's raised by timerwolves and comes back to eat your dick
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>>14271540
Watch with pride as it outruns all the satyrs with their silly horse legs
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>>14271540
I'd give them clothes, poor things. They must be cold like this.
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>>14271540
>human ass and legs for sex
>pony everything else for cuddling

incest time
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>>14271558
>my spiritual liege when
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>>14271580
This reminds me of Sexual Lobster for some reason.
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>>14271580
this what happens in chess
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>>14271373
Thank you for that.
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good night mlpg
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>>14271607
G'night!
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What are you fapping to right now.
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>>14271599
Best post in MLPG in a week
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>>14271482
>You will never see the Princess Bitch rape comics because a few Tumblrbabies complained
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>>14271599
PFF
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>>14271615
The thought of what I'll do with my partners on F-List. Things like cuddling, deep creampies, and home-cooked dinners
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>>14271540
Check to see if there are any laws against incest in Equestria.
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>>14271621
Into the stash it goes.
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>>14271615
That same gilda pic of her smoking pot.

I think I should write a fic and not actually finish it, just like that diamond dog transformation fic about licking Gilda's paws.
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>>14271615
An old Cadence domming/bi-onizing Shining fic.
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Chrysalis long,slimy,ebony giving you a tongue job while she casually reads the mail
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>>14271697
Bend over.
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>>14271697
What happened to angoor?
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ded
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>>14271697
Milktank
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>>14271697
The beast awakens.
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>>14271711
>The Claw
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>>14271711
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>>14271697
FUCK ME~ ROOGNA
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Is it wrong I want to have a big, lovey-dovey cuddle-pile amongst Niggerfaggot, Rose, MT and others?
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>>14271711
it's good
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>>14271733
I want to too.
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>>14271733
I want it too.
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>>14271748
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>>14271733
>they are in a cuddle pile
>you approach
>they ask if you contribute
>say no
>they tell you to leave
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>>14271760
no, no, you're the one who contributed the idea to cuddle
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>>14271756
Okay, how about this?
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>>14271760
>they are in a cuddle pile
>you approach
>they see you and all suddenly decide to disband
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>>14271760
[screams externally]
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>>14271760
>"What did you contribute?"
>I shitposted a lot and ruined MLPG for a bit before succumbing to my fetishes almost to the point of wanting to do what I hated with a character I previously didn't care for.
>They forever ban me from the MLPG orgy, MLPG party, MLPG (anon-inclusive) cuddle pile and pony hug fest.
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How do I draw pone well?
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>>14271792
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
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>>14271792
Draw without meticulously pondering if you drew that line perfectly enough, preferrably while you're also relaxed and/or if you're drawing smut, edge. don't question it, just edge enough to feel it
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>>14271796
I've studied those back to front already
>>14271799
If I don't question my lines, I'll end up with a bunch of really shitty lines
Only edge if I'm drawing smut? Or always edge?
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>>14271373
ha
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>>14271792
>Could've been drawing halloween based pone
>Sat around for 6 hours hours waiting for myself to pick up the ball

>waste more time doing nothing in mlpg for a few more.
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>>14271806
only if.
you draw better sex-bits and stuff when your mind is actively in such a state.

and I meant the not-caring-so-much when you draw before the lineart and stuff.
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>>14271806
Did you read the books and follow the links that lead to more links?
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>>14271815
Well it's the lineart where I spend hours on a single line, I have no problems in the sketching phases
>>14271816
To some extent, I went through a ton of sites until they started linking back to each other
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>>14271830
How many years have you been drawing?
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When ponies attack
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>>14271832
>years
2 months
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>>14271799
>>Draw without meticulously pondering if you drew that line perfectly enough

>tfw I can never do that
It's holding me back so much but I just can't seem to get rid of it
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>>14271836
BDF pls
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>>14271847
who
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Neigh
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>>14271867
those hair-do's are HIDEOUS
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balls
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>>14271851
>>14271847

I wonder if he's still alive and drawing. from the leaked chatlogs it would seem he's very much alive.
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>>14271872
>alive
yes
>drawing
no
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>>14271871
OF STEEEEEEEL
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>>14271871
big sweaty musky stallion balls
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>>14271875
really, that's a shame, he was good.
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>>14271879
unf
http://derpiboo.ru/310887
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>>14271836
Sounds like you need to just keep at it. Think about it like this: break down what a drawing is and work on that. Such as from a sketch to construction lines to geometric shapes to lines, arcs, and circles. If you strengthen the basics, the finished product will be better. Do exercises. Watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDNDOKnArk
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>Hey, Anon! I made you a chocolate pie!
https://derpibooru.org/459387
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>>14271886
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>>14271884
I wish I could play with pony's balls
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>>14271879
>>14271884
I could only like it if it was futa. I can't explain why.
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>>14271885
I've actually already seen this one, is it worth watching the follow-up video then?
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>>14271892
Maybe you're straight?
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>>14271891
and what exactly would you do with them, anon?
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http://derpiboo.ru/459235
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Why do we have all these scat fetishits all of a sudden
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>>14271898
i like lamar's style
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>>14271899
It's best fetish
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>>14271895
>Futa
>Straight
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>>14271898
It looks like the genitals are literally just pasted on top
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>>14271896
I'd message them, play with them. See if I can cause the stallion to get an erection from it.
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>>14271907
Shut the fuck up Faceless
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pony used the last of the milk
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>>14271912
>message them
Hello, balls? this is anon.
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>>14271892
>Wanna have some fun, Anon?
http://derpiboo.ru/447796
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>>14271894
What's another thirty minutes that could possibly help? Watch it while eating or something. The most important thing is experience. It's okay to be bad. Everybody is in every single skill when they first start. Mozart didn't know how to play a piano and Bob Ross couldn't paint. Forgive yourself and keep at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlCVwxoL_g
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>>14271909
[insert link to the study done on search data collected by porn sites here]
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>>14271917
As if I'd be the Ur-God who touched our threads with His omnipresence and benevolence, covering us with His increasing filth gradually, so that We may survive the shitstorm that has passed, leaving the weak behind
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>>14269893
moon pony best pony
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>>14271912
oh my your stallion certainly seems to respond, but now you have his both his erection and his balls demanding your attention. are you sure you can handle this?
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>>14271907
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>>14271923
You should ask when I WOULDN'T want to have some fun
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>>14271926
[insert explanation on how wanting to bone something with a dick is not straight]
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>14271937
science disagrees, that is all
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>>14271942
Science agrees with me actually
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>>14271942
>>14271945
Science says you're favorite pony is shit
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>>14271945
Not really, according to the study the vast majority of straight people like futa, or rather, having no knowledge of the existence of it, a gayer variant, ladyboys. On the other hand gays don't really give two shits about it. An alternate explanation would be that the vast majority of men are bisexual.
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>>14271932
Isn't that guy supposedly the manliest brony?
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>>14271961
DustKat, yes. He got scared by a bunch of fags from /mlp/ dropping spaghetti around him.
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>>14271952
That's complete hogwash, majority of straights hate futa
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>>14271924
I guess I'll keep working on this and go have a look at that video a bit later. Thanks anon
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>>14271952
According to the study you are a faggot and will die of faggotry in the next several horses
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>>14271930
I think I'd have to slowly start rubbing is head a little bit with my other hand, while I lick suck and massagefixed plump scrotum. And also use my thumb to stimulate his perineum.
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>>14271952
Quite trying to act like your fetish is normal and everybody likes it
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I wish I could have a futa pony shit in my mouth and fuck me up the ass until she makes a cum and piss cocktail inside of me
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>>14271973
consider a human centipede
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>>14271964
No problem. And remember, only you stand in your way.
More motivational garbage: http://mlpg.co/art/res/24.html
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Pony stole the cookie from the cookie jar
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>>14271970
>>14271963
I'm not $100 sure this is it, but I can't watch it now, the article makes it seem that way
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/our-sexual-desires-exposed-by-neuroscientists-porn-study-20110621-1gcol.html
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>>14271983
You mean the ones I put laxative in in order to test her?
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>>14271990
What a great idea. Now, let's parade her out the door and feed her some more cookies.
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Can we be /co/ for a second?

I'm still extremely angry that they sent Ugly Americans to the chopping block but kept Futurama on for more episodes.
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>>14271980
>creative work
>good taste

Looks like whoever made this has never taken a visit every "creative" website on the internet.
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>>14271994
I thought Futurama had finished?
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>>14271994
>>>/co/
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>>14272000
I know it finished but at the time of cancellation it wasn't finish.
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>>14271995
Ira Glass
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>>14271968
your stallion has just closed his eyes and started rocking his pelvis gently to complement your motions. soon you find that his head is a little slick, and a small stream of pre runs don to his balls. do you continue?
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>>14271985
That doesn't say anything about futa
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>>14272011
I'd only slowly stimulate what is getting wet from the pre with my fingertips, and lick up whatever gets to the balls.
>do you continue?
Y.
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>>14271983
Who me? C-Couldn't be...
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>>14272039
I locked the toilet door, pinkie.
eat the laxative cookies
enjoy them while you can
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http://derpibooru.org/459167
>Jin is a diaper fetishist
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>>14272033
the stallion starts whimpering and the motions of his pelvis get faster and less coordinated so that your tongue runs all the ways from his balls up to his shaft, which is now glistening with pre
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JUST
FUCK
THE STALLION
ALREADY
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What does MLPG listen to?
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>>14272087
anything that tickles my fancy that isn't dubstep, polka and shit like that
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>>14272087
All kinds of stuff really but most of my attention lies within metal and chiptunes.
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http://i.imgur.com/4dvw7Gt.gif
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>>14272084
No way, you have to enjoy the ride.
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>>14272095
I SHOVE MY ARM GENTLY INTO THE STALLIONS ASS AND MASSAGES HIS PROSTATE
HE CUMS
THE END
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>>14272071
May as well see if I can tickle his wet frenulum via licking. I'd start getting really aggressive with massaging the perineum area with my fingers as my other hand holds his shaft slightly away from his body.
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>>14272087
i've taken a liking to house lately, but it's electronica in general, with bits of hip hop and indie rock somewhere as well
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what is even going on in here
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>>14272094
I like this. A lot.
>tfw no hyper busty happy cutie to be friends with
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>>14272087
Came across this. Been loving it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmE8T09-G4
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>>14272087
sound of my jaw cracking
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>>14272087
All different styles of music, been interested into indie/alternative/psychedelic rock lately
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>>14272087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5ik7qCSIg
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>>14272087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKD-MVfC9Ag
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>>14272087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sN86n4HQaI
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>>14272087
Pony
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>>14272087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5JqLwyI70w
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>>14272176
>tfw we randomly ded at times
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>>14272013
Found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
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>>14272187
didn't mean to reply to that post.
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>>14272196
But pony understands
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>>14272193
pfft pathetic
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>>14272193
/pol/ was right again
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>>14272071
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJBNwHoXQns
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>>14272223
i'm sorry. i'm not good at writing sexy. it's all clunky and awkward when i try, i just hope you were able to finish yourself, somehow
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>>14272228
I thought you were the better of the two of us. I'm the one that always drives people off.
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>>14272228
>>14272238
Jesus Christ, will you two just fuck already?
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>>14272193
I have made it my solemn duty to post this link every time this video is posted
http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2011/05/a-billion-made-up-conclusions.html

Not only because the bad research method employed and the absolutely travesty of the survey at hand but because the hilarious way the Ogi propped himself up by simply falsely affiliating himself with Boston University.
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>>14272238
i'm really sorry. fiction is really not my thing
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>>14272244
>fucking random people on the internet
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I'm sad again,mlpg.
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I feel really bad for any who got dragged into this fandom. I wish this board didn't have to exist.
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>>14272273
>ERPing random people on the internet
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>>14272280
>Again
>Not being sad 24/7
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>>14272244
i would a cute anon
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pony is speaking in third person again
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>>14272282
beats risk
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>>14272313
God damnit, Luna
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>>14272325
I hope we get more of that in the new season.
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>>14272313
goddamnit trixie, stop it
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There are many people who roleplay as ponies in the comment sections of websites.
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>>14272340
*cums*
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>>14272325
But she's so adorable when she does that.
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>>14272340
the first pic i posted on ponibooru had ERP in the comments. eugh
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>>14272346
I think she's more adorable when she's squatting her big, glistening, malleable butt over my face and taking a royal dump
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>>14272346
>"I love you"
>Not "Luna is affection Towards Thee" in olde english
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>>14272352
Only Luna's Replace talks like that.
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>>14272355
You're right. She's only affectionate towards big strong stallions, not wimpy humans.
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>>14272245
I'm sorry but that entire thing reads as if it was written by an angry feminist trying to prove that men and women are 100% the exact same in every way plausible and it's the patriarchy forcing us to be different.
They raise some good points, but they are much better covered in this article http://neuroanthropology.net/2009/09/07/surveyfail-redax-downey-adds-to-lende/
and that guy is again clueless about the subject matter as well. It might very well be a shit survey but this is shit critique of the survey.
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>>14272359

From the thumbnail I keep thinking this is something lewd and the heraldric crest is actually an internal shot of something.
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>>14272359
That's so fucking unf.
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I don't masturbate to the images I save, I save them so when someone comes looking for that an image/image like it I can post it
I don't rarely masturbate at all, and it's not like I'm a busy person either and I've never had sex
I just like thanks to make up for inability to do something actually useful or productive
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cums
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>>14272399
Christ, what an asshole.
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>>14272383
I don't even know why I save images anymore. I never post them or view them.
I don't even need porn to jack off. Which is a problem because I can't stop jacking off.
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What would MLPG be like if season 1 was the only season?
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>>14272399
heh.
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>>14272422
permaded
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>14272452
>scissor tiara
That seems very unsafe.
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>>14272383
I too have amassed a pointlessly large collection of images.
I've been considering just deleting them all to make space, any thing I need, i can just find on the internet.
The only thing stopping me is that I like to use some images and I want to keep the porn in the event of an internet emergency if Im just feeling too lazy to look for some online
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>>14272452
you're a couple of months too late, this image is quite old
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Hey MLPG, why didn't Kenshiro kill the thread?
Because it was already dead
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>>14272479
your face is already dead,scrubbles
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>>14272479
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>>14272479
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WAKE UP
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>>14272497
So Twily's parent is okay with sending their filly to be look after by Celestia?
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>>14272497
jesus, not so loud
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>>14272509
Nah, Celestia was lying down to get Twilight to take her nap. Twilight doesn't deal with bedtimes very well.
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>>14272510
Won't the spike hurt that pony? I know it hurts like hell from personal experience.
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>>14272529
bats are god tier at handling those things
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Sugarcube
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>>14272535
bat is clumsy
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>>14272497
It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa.
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>>14272625
bat is used to having wings to compensate
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>>14272524
Well that is cute of her.
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Has anyone played Clive Barker's Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker? Its 2 bucks right now and was wondering if its any good. Or even decent.
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>>14272639
I know what you're referring to but copying the e-mail field doesn't give me the full link and I'm wayyy too lazy to copy it manually
why would you put it in there
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>>14272738
I don't even know what that is. It sounds like a card game or fancy underwear.
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>>14272759
Some shootan game with monsters and stuff. Clive Barker's Undying was pretty cool.
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>"No, you're drunk, this isn't right."

Is that phrase even slightly familiar to any of the characters?
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>>14272738
I watched a friend play it on PS3 once. It looked like an average, playable yet forgettable spooky shooter.
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>>14272738
i played it
it was okay for awhile
got bored of it
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>>14272755
I tend to do do that is the subject matter is notpone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlKC60jjSg
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>>14272785
>>14272786
So would you say 2 bucks would be reasonable?
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>clopsort is dead and will never return
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>>14272790
I remember watching that like 10 years ago on newgrounds before I even understood most of the english
good times
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>>14272804
sure
id pirate it instead
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http://derpiboo.ru/442192
unnnf
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>>14272855
I really hate that kind of genitalia, it always just looks like they tore a hole in their ballsack
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>>14272865
The best is a vagina on top of the dick.
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>>14272874
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>>14272878

It's ok Pinkie, I'd personally prefer your vagina around my dick.
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>>14272889
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Applebloom.
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unf
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Applejack.
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>>14272909
http://derpibooru.org/77918?
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>>14272865
yeah, not to mention alot of the penis is internal. God probably looks at this stuff and says "ugh"
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>>14272914
okay.tiff
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>>14272896
I
Hate
recolors

no offense, anon
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>>14272933
It's okay anon
Half the time I don't even notice and the other half of the time I don't really care that they are
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>>14272914
I don't understand but that's not going to stop me
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>>14272908
>you'll never snuggle up next to sb
>you'll pretend he's one of his bulky ocs
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which part of the horse is your favorite
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>>14272940
ok
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>>14272974
The muzzle
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WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
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>>14272974
I like all parts of pony
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>>14272853
your stars are much more brighter and vivid than our stars, and greater in number
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>>14272970
>you will never convince Celestia to magic you a hyper cock
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>>14273002
PLS DON'T HEAR ME SAY
PLSSSSSSSSSSS OH BABY
DON'T GO!
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>>14273002
THE NIGHT COULD LAST FOREVER
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>>14273011
>you will never convince her to let you snuggle her hyper cock
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>>14273011
I'd rather have her magic me to be a stretchable fucktoy for her royal behemoth of a cock
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>>14272974
The butt, eyes, tails, docks, bellies, chests, ears, mane, hooves, and snout
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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>>14273020
>>14273021
>Futa princess Celestia

My niggas
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>>14273021
what if the royal sisters magicked your insides to hold hundreds of times more mass than you could possibly have before, before they both took turns hyper-shitting down your greedy gullet
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>>14273043
I don't even like futa that much
I just love Celestia in all her forms

and huge dicks
I love huge dicks too
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>>14273065
Spaerk pls
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>>14273032
pony should stop watching bad shows.
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Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean you prefer a large hefty cock over a winking mare vagina?
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>>14273097
At least pick a different pony
this is boring now
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>>14273097
I'm sorry Twilight, that's just my preference
now are you going to turn me into a slutty mare or not
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