Previous Thread>>14235092Spike really wanted to get those gems for his cake. Would you consider this a good Spike episode? Which pet did you like the most here? Did you like how this was tied to another episode?
Every time someone posts about coming back from a party or a concert or from hanging about with friends, I hate myself a little more.
>>14239930>Did you like how this was tied to another episode?I really liked that actually. Very unexpected from the writing crew. I wouldn't say it was an especially strong Spike episode since it highlighted his negative characteristics again, but then again I think he works best as a 2ndary character anyways.
>>14239965you're not alone in that respect
>>14239992that actually makes it hurt a little less
Fauns are the new Satyrs
>>14239930>Did you like how this was tied to another episode?It was nice, but I remember a lot of people saying it would have been better if we saw JfSK second.
>>14239998I don't like it.What is it.
>>14239977Makes you wonder, what is his role with Twilight after she gotten her wings.
>>14239998Is she a dog?
>>14240008She's still gonna need an assistant.
>>14239930Winona is super cute in that picture.
>>14240005If only the episode wasn't half assed, I would believe that would not be the case.
>>14240015She's also going to need someone to take care of her new 'royal needs'. Alicornication has a lot of weird effects they don't talk about. Twilight is going to need help with her budding sexuality until she can get a harem to deal with it.
>>14240020Is she ever not cute?
>>14240020Winona and Opal are real cuties.
>>14240031The fat cock does throw new princesses off
>>14240042I wonder if that was their original intention but they ended up switching the order so as to not confuse the target audience.I do remember there being some mix up about numbering the episodes
>>14240052Quite literally. If she rounds a corner too fast the inertia might throw her down.
>>14240065I think the heavy balls cause that problem more than just her girthy shaft
tell me true, MLPGwhat's that specific thing you constantly bring to MLPG?
>>14240080Rainbow Dashand pet poniesbut really not that often
>>14240050I like the version in the OP better.
>>14240080___ __PONIES____ _______ __ __ _
>>14240074They're both huge problems and need a lot of effort put into them. Spike may need to hire somebody to help run the library while he helps Twilight properly learn how to handle all of it. For a while she's just going to be an uncontrollable mess. She might even be out and about in town when suddenly the problem arises and she has to rush home with her emergency to Spike's capable hands.
>>14240019But Twiliy is an alicorn now. She need no assistant with her princess power.
>>14240106Sooner or later she's going to figure out bellyslapping
>>14240080These adorable little bundles of fur and huge eyes.
>>14239930>Was this a good Spike episode?Yes. Although he was technically the 'bad guy' in the episode, I believe this isn't a problem for Spike. He needs to be different from his friends, who are all paradigms of friendship. He needs to be the Han Solo of the group: a roguish little shit but in the end has a heart of gold.It also had some funny jokes. "WHERE'S TANKS HEAD?" and "Well, we had to use it to buy that industrial blow dryer." (Winona Pancake) were great.
>>14240124WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINEAPPLE
>>14240080Most sexual colt
>>14240119I don't know if that would be enough; she has a royal hunger now. Her poor, bruised stomach is only going to be able to take so much abuse before she needs some proper care.
>>14240024How's it hanging
>>14240129Yeah, nuts smell great.Especially horsenuts.
>>14240109She's never needed an assistant because she lacks power, she needs an assistant because she'd lose her mind otherwise. Spike keeps things running and keeps her grounded.
>>14240007Wasn't that drawn by that dead cunt
>>14240080Whatever drawings or things I happen to draw
>>14240134Wanted hang out for a bit for some nostalgia.
>>14240136Is it not fur?
>>14240133True, but it will get her some emergency relief so she doesn't have to stumble back to the library, cock swaying side to side as her balls jostle and sway.I mean she really does need to learn about the various tools and devices she has at her disposal to deal with those constantly refilling testes
>>14240080laying eggs inside saineand I'M BREAKING OUT TONIGHT
>>14240152It's definitely fur.
>>14240142Ghost drew that, yeah
Still drunk, still bored. Have some more Luna.
>>14240144Can't say there would be any to be found until new horse comes next month.Most of mlpg is surviving off of comics and artist spewg.The rest isn't so great.Nice to see you again though
>>14240163Her drawings are shit.
>>14240144Nigga one thing Chrysalis' voice kinda sucks. Also I loved the paint part at the end of that Halloween video
>>14240170I bet being drunk with Luna would be fun.
>>14240176ow the edge
>>14240179Yeah, the Chrysalis voice just ruins it all. It's so incredibly out of character (for the animation) that it breaks everything.
>>14240172>most of MLPG is surviving off of artist spewgDon't forget the fetishes.Don't you dare forget the fetishes.
Bedtime 4: Still no shiny eevee, and 4chanx refuses to remember trip for mlpg, but has no problem remembering names I dont want it to keep more than onceGood night
>>14240160so fuzzyi just want to rub it
>>14240185Fuck yeah. Especially if it ended with making out with her. Or cuddling. I'd settle for a hug.
>>14240202It ends with a pregnancy test
>>14240158There are certainly things she could buy to help her train by herself, but I can see Twilight crawling to her bed exhausted after an intense work out, leaving Spike with the clean up mess.
>>14240189I fucking hate this new buzzword. So "edgy". Now everything that speaks against your oh-so-precious morals in a violent way is "edgy", not "dude what whack are you talking about" or "get help". Not to mention it gets tossed around fucking everywhere, just like "autist" and "epic".
>>14240128>Although he was technically the 'bad guy' in the episodeThat would be Angel, actually.
>>14240199>he still doesn't have a shiny eeveegoodnight
>>14240193Excuuuuuuuse me, Marker. How dare I.>>14240190>Chyrsalis voice out of character for the animationThat's how she's supposed to sound. Do you want her to be super happy princess?
>>14240216No, I want her to sound not-shit. I don't want a bad filter disguising even worse sound recording equipment.
>>14240202I would sire moonhorse's progeny.
>>14240172But that's the glory of MLPG. It never changes. It's still exactly how I remembered it.>>14240179Yeah, I know... She did so well the first time I used her, though. Either way, I wish I could do all the voices myself. But at the same time I don't really mind giving some voice actors a little bump.
>>14240202An affectionate drunk you say
>>14240080amusement? ponies? habit? hope that despite previous failures i can still make a friend or two? i just don't know. it's a combination of factors.
>>14240234I thought all the other voice actors were pretty nice though, it was just Chrysalis that seemed off.
>>14240234You know what you should do once? Just say fuck it and use your voice but with a monotone bored tone for everything even if it makes no sense. You know for shit and giggles.
>>14240230should have responded to >>14240207>>14240235:3
>>14240239it sure isn't reading comprehensionI'm being harsh for fun, I don't really mean it
>>14240239I'll be your friend
>>14240245Yeah... But she did those Chrysalis lines literally on the spot. So I can't complain too much. I also thought Twilight sounded like she was eating cotton. But ye. No one's perfect. Just glad I finally have some people.>>14240248Not gonna lie, I have thought about it.
>>14240234Oh one more question. How do you're drawings look now? Or did you stopped drawing?
>>14240273"No one's perfect" is a shitty excuse. That someone doesn't deliver the lines right doesn't mean that there isn't someone better to do the job. It also doesn't mean that the work cannot be better.Even a very small slip-up can completely ruin the flow of an otherwise flawless work, you know.
>>14240207Cuddling leads to pregnancy? Man, I'll have to be careful if I ever go to Equestria.
>>14240273Even if it's a bad deep voice, having fluffle saying one word in a short would be pretty funny since she's a mute other than expressions.
>>14240273How much holla dolla do you get from the videos? Or do you have youtube adsense enabled to begin with?
>>14240273i thought it was you using a voice changer program, until i seen the credits>regarding chrysalis voice
>>14240273>Not gonna lie, I have thought about it.DO ITAlso use it for Fluffle too. Even for the screams
>>14240273>>14240234You could use your voice for every character, like in the Barbapapas.
>>14240313>BarbapapasWell, that's one name I haven't heard in forever.Don't even have the VHS tapes anymore.
>>14240273use a program called morphvoxonece you get the settings right, I have fooled people in thinking i was a girl
I want to cuddle someone so bad
>>14240278My tablet is borderline ded. It disconnects every couple seconds. Just kind of stopped trying until I get a new one. I think this is the newest one and it's at least a couple months old.>>14240289Yeah, but I don't really care. It's just for fun. As long as I enjoy making it, I don't really care too much how it turns out..>>14240300Not as much as people think. But it's enough to help the bills.>>14240297>>14240308>>14240313We'll see. The idea is funny enough. I just have to find the inspiration.
>>14240328me too anon, me too..
>>14240333You don't care, but others do. And others might make you sad because they thought it was shit.Just sayin'
>>14240333I'm still assuming your CPM is somewhere in +10USD, and at least about few hundred a month?
>>14240333>Fluffle enters FiMFlam universe>turns male>inconspicuously use morphvox to pitch it up and make yourself sound like a girl at the end of the flick>watch as nobody notices>carry on doing the same thing 5ever
>>14240346Do you really think his fanbase really can tell the difference between a sub par and a high quality animation?
I-I've almost gone 24 hours without masturbating!
>>14240235>Go out drinking with Luna>You're just friends, but she gets increasingly affectionate and flirty as the night goes on.>Starts with nuzzling>Which leads to cuddling>Which ends with her just jumping you and forcing you into a kiss
>>14240357No. They can't tell the difference between something actually funny and a series of really bad references to Minecraft and their favorite aborted 2008 4chan meme.
>>14240361Oh god. The best feel.
>>14240357People seem to throw fits about voices far more easily than animation, though.
>>14240024the voices suck. you shouldn't have done voicesbecause they suck
>>14240370True. It's really easy to spot a voice that isn't exact.I just anon has gotten his ponies in a bunch because cheeselegs wasn't to his standard.
>>14240366Speaking of MinecraftThe Enderdragon's going down on the vanilla server tomorrow in case anyone wanted to join in
>>14240080An eight hour shift with not a lot else to do.I try to do other productive things but then five in the morning rolls around and I still have another hour to kill and oh god
>>14240383>2013>still playing mingecraftIt's like you're a normal person_______________________ or something, jeeze
>>14240340c-can we cuddle maybe?
>>14240383>still playing minecraft
>>14240080Alright, I'm not sure some of you guys read this correctly.What do YOU bring TO MLPG, guys.
>>14240346I actually rarely get people complaining about quality. I had more people complain that Spike wasn't there over anything else. Just doesn't phase me anymore. I do it for the fun of it. Nothing more. This place helped toughen my skin, too.>>14240352Just over 4 digits. And it all goes to bills. There's like 2 mortgages on the house or something and all kinds of other crap going on.
>>14240398Usually whatever you ask.Or whatever you say I bring. The anons here are pretty much the only people who can say if I really bring anything.
>>14240390>>14240396i still play tribes ascendthe small playerbase is almost like having friends
>>14240398Being a huge faggot. And pics of horse. Mostly moon butt.
>>14240408Might as well make really shitty animations, and a lot of them. Quantity over quality, all that stuff. It'll get you load'sadosh, and nobody that matters will really complain. It worked out for Electronic Arts, why wouldn't it work for you?
>>14240408>not just getting swole and forcing the nerds to hand over money for your animationsHow could you let pony down like that
>>14240333>It disconnects every couple secondsThis is going to sound stupid but have you tried a different usb port? I have this problem with my phone, but it's because the usb ports in the front of my machine suck
>>14240417Man, I just want to grab those cheeks, spread them apart and motorboat the fuck out of them.
>>14240398i write. both sexuals and actual writing.
>>14240421is it healthy for vaginal mucus to be that viscous?
>>14240434no. she probably has a yeast infection.
>>14240396>still liking MLP
>>14240440>still watching cartoons
>>14240427All of my horse boners.
>>14240434It could be a lube.
>>14240398I'm here to enforce head canon we created three years ago
>>14240438someone needs to introduce her to the feminine needs aisle
>>14240440I still enjoy the show, I'll wait and see S4 for myself before I jump ship.
>>14240444>still having eyes
>>14240414>tfw I still consider MLPG my friends despite everyone here hating me
>>14240445>Luna will never snare you with her tail, pull you in, and smother your face with her ass
>>14240422Yeah, but most people hate Electronic Arts.>>14240424Was never really about the money. It's nice. But meh. I'll just collect ad revenue and leave it at that.>>14240426It's where the wire connects to the tablet. So it doesn't matter where it's plugged in. My pen also doesn't have a grip and is held together with tape.
>>14240444>still playing cartoons
>>14240445>Luna will never go into your dreams and fuck you>Luna will never keep edging you in real life for five hours>Luna will never make your dream seem like it lasted for several billion years>Luna will never wake you up to cum several liters
>>14240453Is that you, ross?
>>14240456With all those stars in her tail, I imagine it to be like the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
>>14240470>sniff Luna's starpooptail>get so high you become a baby floating through space in a balloon
>>14240449we hold this headcanon to be self-evident: that all anons are equally gay, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Feels, Fetishes, and the pursuit of Losing Virginity.
>you will never snuggle up with a stallion on the couch>you will never use his fat ponynuts as a pillow>you will never nuzzle his sheath and take in his heady musk
>>14240456Her sweaty, sweaty ass?
>>14240453I don't hate anyone here, and I'm not the only one. It's just that us non haters aren't really vocal.
>>14240470>>14240456I'd explore that event horizon, if you know what I mean.
>>14240461No, most people don't hate Electronic Arts.Most people don't give a shit, and the second largest demographic loves them.Only then comes the minority of people hating them. And, in the end, pretty much every minority gets them cash, so they don't give a shit.
>>14240461They may hate EA but they still buy their games
>>14240478Not bad, anon. Not bad
>>14240461>Yeah, but most people hate Electronic ArtsThis makes me wonder if the newest Simcity still has servers up.
>>14240453I'd still smoke with you, drug hater guyas long as you wouldn't murder me
>>14240500It's clearly Luke Allen.
>>14240492>pretty much every minority gets them cashnah. just the gays. guilty white people are still white people.
>>14240499Didn't they promise offline play?
>>14240453>tfw I make friends with people I meet on the internet all the timeAt least I consider them my friends.
>>14240492>>14240495Fair enough. But I still don't want to do it for the money. Then it'll lose it's meaning.
>>14240500I wouldn't murder you anon
>>14240478I think you mean self-SHREVIDENT*guitar riff*
>>14240509Knowing EA, probably after the whole shitstorm of their launch. And then never followed though because no one talks about it.
>>14240521The developers actually said they were looking into offline play, but I'm still pretty sure it won't happen until after EA closes the servers.
>>14240521Electronic Arts is another thing I'll never see the same way because of MLPG
Is My Little Pony Tournabout Storm worth watching?
>>14240533It'll probably take some time for someone to hack the binaries, too. Nobody gives a shit about the new simcity because SC4 is superior in literally every way.
>>14240536And why is that dear anon?
>>14240519we hold this sick solo to be self-evident: that all men rock equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Shredding, Thrashing, and the pursuit of the Face-Melter.
>>14240509They also promised to release the source code of Sim City 4 ten years after it was released. We're still waiting.
>>14240539If you don't mind some of the voice acting and low microphone quality here and there, and the fact that it's barely animated and more like a radioplay than anything, then it's fine.Just be prepared, all the parts together are something like 7 hours long.
>>14240542Because of EmptyAudio, friend
>>14240546If there was a massive physical war against every EA headquarters, I would damn right join in. There's nothing redeemable about the company at this stage.
>>14240391Oh, a-anon.. I-I'd like to cuddle with y-you
>>14240533Even if they did, the fucking game would still be 60 bucks.Looking past forced online, it's not the best game.>>14240536okay, straight up. what does fetish EA stand for
>>14240561I already refuse to buy anything over Origin, effectively boycotting them.
>>14240566>picHey hey, Splatterhouse was by Namco Bandai.
>>14240574No that's Spike
>>14240561I'd even support Darth Sidious if he tried to buy them out.
>>14240576I bet you didn't even play the original
>>14240575I installed Origin once to download one game, then immediately uninstalled it again. I want no damn spyware on my computer.
>>14240561I'd hate to bring /v/ in here but honestly I can't see myself buying the ps4 or the xbox at all.I got a Wii U just for the fact that Nintendo can give a consistent game series for it's flaghips
>>14240574Does this mean we'll finally learn the truth?
>>14240596On a TurboGrafX 16 I did.It was fucking daylight and I was still scared shitless.
>>14240607What makes you think you deserve the truth?
>>14240603I recently joined the PC master race, and I can't imagine buying either next gen console.Watch Dogs IS coming to PC, right?
which pony has the touchablest but
>>14240566I stand for a lot of fetishes, anon
>>14240597I just remember why they criticized Steam. They said the sales were a bad thing because they hurt the game's sales and that games should be full launch price until the end of time. This basically shows that they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about and that they're greedy bastards.
>>14240080horsefuckingalways have, always will
>>14240628Joke's on them, they had to make a humble bundle to drive people to using Origin and still failed
>>14240627You won't crack me EAI will die a clean EA free life I swears it
>>14240566the name is a play on the phrase "hollow sound"
>>14240628It's kinda hilarious they think like that, because the sales data after those steam sales say otherwise.
>>14240637Come on, anonJust tell me what you like~
>>14240617Danganya= to lie in swahili
>>14240482>taking it in casually>not huffing it until you pass out
I think the last thing from EA that I bought was Simcity 4 Deluxe in 2008, and I promise never to buy from EA again.But hey, at least EA doesn't employ people to lobby their own shitty consoles/games. Like Microsoft.
>>14240646NEVERYOU'LL NEVER KNOW THAT I LIKE BIG NATURALS NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
>>14240637We've all been defiled, anon.It isn't a matter of when, it's a matter of how hard.
>>14240655No need to rush, anon. You've got an entire lazy Sunday to spend just relaxing and basking in the smell and the warmth of pony's heavy testes
>>14240655>You will never breath stallion musk daily
>>14240668Big natural what?
>>14240668Oh Hater why are you and your minions the only good thing?
>>14240603I've been PC master race my entire life due to my parents refusing to buy me consoles, but I haven't seen any reason to buy them in recent years. I've always seen consoles as fun little systems to play party games with your friends on, but the XBox and Playstation series just seem like bad PCs these days, and Nintendo hasn't made any interesting games in the last decade or so (aside from handhelds...I've been updating my Nintendo handhelds fairly consistently since the GBA, and I have an original GB).
>>14240682Big natural american TTS
I know EA's weakness, the one thing he will not do.
>>14240677Potential ball worship now?
>>14240668How big are we talking here? Powers of ten-scale or full on Ackermann function?
>>14240694anything with pinkie pie
>>14240687>american teetees>not equestria teat-teas
>>14240699Actually, that taboo got broken a few months back
>>14240698big enough to wrap a hot dog around
Ha Ha.Time for work.Smell you later, MULPUG.
>>14240707Oh my. I didn't know you could wrap hot dogs around numbers
the most exciting thing I did today was discover that I placed my headphones on my keyboard when I went to get a drink and that they'd been causing a key to press for the length of time I was gone. The excitement comes from wondering how many 4s it took for me to get a drink.it took 644 4s, and that might be a record or it might not be.
>>14240717You can if you party hard enough
>>14240695I'm gameHere or a ded horse?
>>14240729Always ded horse.
>>14240713Who the fuck designed that vehicle?
PONY IS THREATENING THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFEYOU HAVE TO STOP HER NO MATTER WHAT
>>14240718But scootaloo, books are not keyboards.
>>14240754Nor is my face a pair of headphones
>>14240751How is pony doing thisOr did I leave Fox news on again
>>14240748The same guy who thought the vehicle at 0:46 in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 was a good idea.
>>14240713>smell you laterunf unf
>>14240760BY INFLUENCING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA WITH THEIR SOCIALIST COMMUNIST WAYS
>>14240765Oh yeah, that thing. Did they never invent the wheel in Eternia or something?Thanks for the dose, BTW.
>>14240748>What would be an awesome toy fucntion?>I know! One that rotates it's mode of transportation!
>>14240773ANON WHAT IS THE ACT THAT PONY IS DOINGIS SHE PREACHING ON THE STREET OR IS SHE MAKING SOME SORT OF ARTWORK
>>14240785Worse.PONY EXISTSI know horrifying.
>Every band member on Metalocalypse represents a different aspect of metal
>>14240793You know horrifying what?Did pony do something else now?
>>14240800I saw one episode of that. Not that bad. Pink Raven was a 3.14 qt
>>14240800What are they then? All I can think of is death and power
So, who is your favorite genius? James Hood or James Joyce?
>>14240816UH OH, THAT DID ITSKELETON TIME
Did I miss anything interesting yesterday?
>>14240757Get it together, Scootaloo
>>14240893>those bronies RPing
I hate being spooked. I hate it! Please don't spook me! My list of spooks include: skeletons, spiders, pony skeletons, melons. Thanks!
well, I have the stallion lust againit is time to go fap gayly
>>14240960>that skeleton buttOh jeeze
I wish to crawl inside giant pones' asshole and use its poop as a delicious mud bath
>>14240969As in, the ded horse?
How much money do you get from the government, MLPG?I get 610$ every two weeks
>>14241011In direct subsidy? $0. But I go to a state-funded university, so I get a solid bit. And I probably get more use out of at least some services (e.g. roads) than I pay into them.
>>14241011420e student benefit every month. That's 579USD.
>>14241011>tfw you're not broken enough as a human to get ez moneyLife is suffering.
MLPG: The Live Performancehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/gay-student-virginity-sex_n_4163730.html
I'll do a request.As usual, the rules are humanized, second person. Clop might be okay, who knows?
>>14241011twice what I make at my job
>>14240984The erp the guy linked to did me in. I forgot how hot it was.
>>14241044Fuck yeah, art. I love watching people pissing on scene and losing their virginity. It's so cool.
>>14241051caramel family selfcest orgy
>>14241051Gilda taking off her boots after a long, hot day. And she wants a foot massage.
>>14241051Fluttershy cock worship
>>14241051Mrs. Cake unwinding with her husband
>>14241051Smoking weed andhaving a nice picnic with Fluttershy under a stunningly blue sky with scattered clouds
>>14241098OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>14241112>RumbeSFuck not this ship again>poonwhat the fuck
>>14241112>RumbleSpoonWell that's...huh. What?
>>14241124>>14241123You got a problem with the cutest ship?
>>14241057>tfw the thread died after it
Pony just erped.
>>14241135No just...it's you know...kinda out there.Also Goat should fix tat picture Scootaloo has normal wings not tiny baby wings.
Pony thinks you procrastinate too much.
>>14241131Baby Cakes is one of the greatest characters ever invented
>>14241153I can only hope it was about my fetishpony is a good pony, I bet it was.
>>14241155>No just...it's you know...kinda out there.Sorry, i don't understand.
>>14241131I love Neely's stuff but I hate Cina, IL.
>>14241168It's just...Well you see RumbleScoots was completely random. This is just more random that that.
>>14241153>"Failsafe Initiated. Activating ERP.">"'ERP?!' You gotta be fucking ki-"
>>14241183pony is a master of Enterprise Resource Planning
>>14241179Best filly with Best colt, there's nothing random with that. Also grey on grey works too well.
>tfw PWA didn't like the requests
>>14241044I saw that thread on /pol/
>Switch to seaweed>Quote threadingThat was cool until i realized it meant i can't just sit on the bottom and still see all new posts just scroll in.
>>14241223he only takes requests like a third of the time
>>14241241it makes it worth staying up all night to catch PWA when he finally does, though.dude's a saint.
>>14241250is his art good? ive def seen it before but I don't remember him
>>14241260he's a writer
>>14241266shit they're on to me
>>14241306really voice acting doesn't seem that difficultyeah I know, it is, but come on. these guys are fucking amateurs too. or were
Anon has discovered Celestia's deepest, darkest secret! What is it?
>>14241306man, Red vs Blue really flew off the rails
>>14241328Her farts smell like fresh baked bread
>>14241328She dyes her hair.
>>14241294I GET IT
>>14241328Her fetish is consensual missionary position sex with a loving partner
>>14241328she is a pretty pony
>>14241331That was a good time.Whoever was that writer? He wrote two things for me that were amazing.
>>14241328She dyes her coatShe's actually pink as pinkie pie.
>>14241343You know The Protomen Act II? The song The Hounds has a verse that is What kind of man builds a machine to kill a girl?
>>14241343hope you like rock opera
>>14241262I love that show
>>14241350>She dyes her coatMan, it would be weird to be embarrassed about your colour.>Why couldn't I be a neutral colour?!
>>14241328She uses a Time/Space Distortion field to make herself seem hundreds of times smaller than she is, but her insides are the regular size, from the inside.She got found out when she accidentally let loose a fart and ended up blowing off one of the castle walls
>>14241350By that logic she thinks Pinkie is worst pony, and doesn't want to look like her at all.
>>14241365can you blame her?
>>14241328THE PEACE TREATY WITH THE GRIFFONS FROM 347 AL WAS NOT ENDED WITH THE GRIFFONS ACCEPTING 3 PONIES AND 6 ACRES OF WOOD BUT WITH 3 PONIES AND 5 ACRES OF WOOD. I KEPT THE LAS ACRE AS MY PERSONAL PROPRIETY
>>14241329I stopped watching after season 5. I just started it up again to see where they went. I'm a little surprised they made a season 11. Everything ended in 10.
>>14241350>>14241361There probably is a stigma against pink ponies, or the color pink in general. It would explain why the Mayor dies hers grey.
>>14241392>One pink ponies struggle to find legitimacy>Just because I'm pink doesn't mean I'm a clown
>>14241409That's kind of hot.
>>14241352So why was Protoman such a bitch and such a dick in Act 1?
>>14241409Pony cocks belong on stallions
The only good episodes from season 3 are JFS, SiP, and your choice of two other episodes.. The rest are mediocre or outright shit.
What if becoming a princess has gone to her head and now Twilight is a huge cunt. Then it's Rainbow Dash who makes her realise she's changed and knocks her off her high horse?
>>14241445JFS, SiP, and OBA
>>14241450I wish certain artists didn't have such a gay way of drawing everything.I mean distractingly homosexual.
>>14241450wow this is stupid good
>>14241450It's kinda enjoyable. It's a shame all the characters have the same body.
>>14241382>princess scandlesI like it.
Pony failed pony's Calculus exam and now pony is crying.
>>14241496it's okayi was bad at calculus, too
>>14241496I will help pony. I was a math major back in the days.
>>14241507She also failed the Programing class
>>14241459shit taste detected >not TMPP
>>14241524i accept having shit tasteI liked Keep Calm and Flutter On
Pony wants to hypnotize you
>>14241531>Keep Calm and Flutter On
>>14241445I kinda liked AFR.inb4 applefag detected
>>14241523I will help pony too. Science is fun.
>>14241535That's not a pony, that's a wallet thiefhe'll take my wallet if I let him hypnotize me!
>>14241535Anon used REFLECT.
>>14241542...She also failed Physical Education and French
>>14241496>and now pony is crying.Oh no... what can I do to make pony feel better?
Pony wishes she wasn't stupid.
>>14241535I actually think a pone could hypnotize me with his or her butt.
>>14241555>Failed FrenchEst ce que le poney est moi?
>>14241555I can help her with PE.Don't know shit French, though.
>>14241557by not showing crying gifs to them
>>14241557Help her understand series and function series. Also explain to pony what absolute convergence is.
>>14241555Je vais l'aider aussi !Uh, except for physical education.But what's she been doing? Is she bored at school?
>>14241557Kill someone so hard that he'll die to death.
>>14241571I can show her happy ones instead!
>>14241555>failing a language classthere is no saving this pony
>>14241584>Ryan stop, we're live.png
>>14241584>That one time Ryan kissed Colin.
Why the fuck are you still here?lets hear it
>>14241587That's what happens when they make a second foreign language compulsory. Interest falls to zero and students flunk it.
>>14241601I have nowhere else to go
>>14241601You're right. It's slow and I should be in bed.
>>14241601fetishesartpeople I likeplanning to draw and contribute soon
>>14241601because i have no friends
>>14241601Because i have studying to do.wait
>>14241576No. She really tried.Also since you're helping her with all that shit, pony says that you need to teach her how to use Linux in like 5 hours and explain to her Analytical mechanics. Oh also Differential equations and analytical geometry. And since we're on this subject she needs you to sign this paper that proves she was sick all the semester. Also what do you know about NAND circuits and explain to her De Morgan's laws
>>14241616>planning to draw and contribute soonThat's what you said 3 whole years ago, anon.
>>14241601Because I've got nothing better to do.Actually, I have, I'm just lazy to do something productive.
>>14241631I have the feeling that pony is trying to take advantage of me
>>14241601Because there was a S4 preview last night and now I'm stuck.
>>14241639You mean the synopsis? Or did I miss something?
>>14241632Yeah, I've got a problem with procrastinating.I've been drawing but not regularly enough to get anywhere besides basic construction.
>>14241639There were like 5 scenes that lasted 1.5 seconds at a horrible quality
>>14241601I have no where else to go.Also I like discussing pony
>tfw didn't want any S4 stuffI'm gonna be so pumped on episode day, you losers are gonna be all "haha yeah I remember that" but I'm gonna be all "HAHA YEAH, NEW PONY"
>>14241638How could you say that? Pony is hurt by that accusation.Anyway here's pony's University ID. The exam is at class AN 030 in like 15 minutes. Pony thanks you a lot. You're such a great friend
>>14241646http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8It's not much
>>14241663>wantWATCHI meant watch.
>>14241665What does pony plan to give me in exchange for me helping her to cheat?How exactly does pony think this will work anyway? It's quite obvious I'm not her.
Why is Pinkie Pie such a terribly written pony?
>>14241672Why are you such a massive faggot?
>>14241665I don't even look like pony! I walk on two legs and have hands!
>>14241669Well the teacher is old as fuck. He's like 70 years old so that's like ancient history. Just walk like a pony. No one will notice. And as for your reward it's pony's unending gratitude.Oh also this is just the Algebra exam. Tomorrow you need to be in class BN 312 for the English exam. Also do try to get at least 90 points. That would be fantastic. Pony thanks you again and leaves so she can reach the disco in time to meet with her friends.
Pony is reloading
>>14241672I think Pinkie might just be some sort of nymph or fairy in a pony suit.
>>14241664we should get good together
>>14241694I stopped caring long ago
>>14241672Why is Rarity such a cunt?
>>14241706because she's a slut, not a cunt
>>14241601There are still ponies hereIt is amusingthere are still posters that are fun to interact withI can ignore things I don't likeThere is no way to remove the seat restraints
>>14241697We've been over thisShe's a pig
>>14241702Well to bad she already teleported you in the exam room and pony is holding your pet squirrel as a hostage so you better have at least 95 points or Mr Fluffy gets it
>>14241693Pony holds on a tick
>>14241694He's finally introduced a method to stop everyone from being retarded!
>>14241693Does he pump the weapon just to check if bullet/shell went in and THEN pull the casing eject to drop that bullet/shell?What kind of animation is this?
>>14241718I get her her 95 points, get the squirrel back, and stop talking to pony.
>>14241718Pony will pay for this once I'm done with the exam.I will put that photo of her passed out in her own vomit all over Ponyville. No one threatens Mr.Fluffy and gets away with it.
>>14241733>>14241715There is a distinct shortage of spooky spelunking stories
>>14241742>>14241743Well to bad you still have 4 years to pass till you get Mr Fluffy back
>>14241715I was in a position similar to that one once.Fuck that shit, it's horrifying.
>>14241748But he's already old as shit. He's got 4 months to live at best.
I really hope S4 makes people like Wingaling Twilight.
>>14241748I'm gonna tell Luna about it.
>>14241601Because it's always entertaining here, whether the show is running or not, and I always have fun. It's also fun to contribute still.
>>14241752was it in a mare's butt?
>>14241694>that fucking orkI'm dying
>>14241755WELL THEN PONY IS ALSO GOING TO KEEP MR FLUFFY 2 Also she wants a master's degree in CS so yeha 6 years.>>14241759Pff yeah right.Boy pony already has a letter prepared that says that you don't know the magic of friendship that pony can send with a thought. NOW GET PONY THAT PHD IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
DAT PREVIEWOH GOD I'M HYPED
>implying these aren't the best ship
>>14241715One time we took a trip to this cave in Boy Scouts that you could crawl around in and get tours in to the deeper parts of the cave.The "main room" that you entered from the mouth of the cave had a floor that was a giant slab of stone, with a path to crawl underneath it. I just now realized how horrifying that trip was, and why I didn't shit my pants at the time.
>>14241787Too bad, I told Luna. She wasn't too happy about it.Pony better remembers this.
>>14241801wondering why I didn't, rather
>>14241796I don't ship Pinkie and Twilight, but you're my nigga
>>14241805Mr Fluffy is dead. Also I SENT EMAILS AND MESSAGES TO YOUR FRIENDS TELLING THAT I'LL BE TO THAT IMPORTANT EVENT THEY KEPT TALKING ABOUT BUT DIDN'T GO.YOU NO LONGER HAVE FRIENDS HA HA HAH HA
>>14241814Why don't you ship those two ponies?
>>14241796I hate ships.
>>14241818RIP in peace Mr.Fluffy, you didn't die in vain.Pony is getting arrested for murder.And I never had friends anyway.
>>14241818Maybe, but you don't have your master's degree and won't get it unless you work your ass off!
>>14241445Neat, I've never actually seen the source on that, just reposts on /f/
>>14241831Why is it always grey and white? Aren't there any other colored guard ponies?
>>14241823not him but Twidash is far better
>>14241842There probably are, but they're forced to dye their coat to conform with the rest of the guards.
Sometimes I like to wear thigh high purple and black striped socks even though I'm a very masculine guy
>>14241848Well, they are great reading buddies. Now that Twilight has wings, I wonder how far Dash would push Twilight to fly in sanic speed?
>>14241824But ships like you, anon.
>>14241865Much like a real ship, it's something I can never have.
>>14241601Because I enjoy the nonsense that goes on 75% of the time, I can just leave it going in the background while I do stuff and have some interesting/funny/cute/lewd stuff to read when I take a break, and because with the past couple of days I'm hanging out in the hopes of more S4 news.
>>14241833Eh pony just buys one from the internet. No biggie.
>>14241880What if ship has ponies on it?
>>14241888ButWhy did pony ask me in the first place?Was it all to make me suffer?
>>14241860Don't we all, Anon?
>>14241860To me, that's hotter than if a feminine guy did it.are you a bottom too?
>>14241894but it's a friend ship anon, pony would never be friends with a human.
>>14241842The guard are pretty strange period. Not only are their coat colors identical between the types, but so are their builds and eye colorsThey are also completely incompetent so they must be Equestria's version of stormtroopers
>>14241898Nah. Pony just hated that stupid squirrel. Oh alsoNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>14241905NopeBisexual and a top
>>14241919Well that is a shame, because I am also a bisexual top.I guess we'd just have to duel swords and stuff.
>>14241908That one guard changed his eye color when he removed his helmet. It was most likely just an animation error but I like that enchanted armor fanon. The armor is the thing that makes them all look the same
>>14241925I bet mine's bigger
>>14241926Yeah it was an animation error, specifically it was the fact they failed to change the eye color over form the base unicorn guard eye which they are probably all copy pasted from, as its color matched the unicorn guard eye colors
>>14241936Eh I'll just keep my enchanted armor fanon. It's cool and kinda makes sense a bit. Also that guy was like the only Earth Pony royal guard.
>>14241930While that is probably true, I bet I'm stronger~I'd just have to hold you down and thrust against your cock, huh?
>>14241942The earth pony thing was clearly more animation errors. There were a good number of them amongst the crowd of guards in that episode. The same eye color error that occurred with the guard removing his helmet also affected some of the guards still wearing theirs in the crowd shotsI trust nothing from the crowd shots until we get some standard guards that are clearly, intentionally differentAs I am pretty sure any actual earth pony guards are going to have their own unique crest color, like the unicorns and pegasi
>>14241969Weren't all the guards in ACW at the train station alicorns?
>>14241977No, but their horns and wings would vanish and reappear randomlyBeing a guard in that episode was suffering.
>>14241950>tfw no big strong guy to fulfil your rape fantasies
>implying Lyra wouldn't be trying to get into Anon's pants Pepe Le Pew style
>>14241993Pepe Le Pew style is very arousing when you have a body odor fetish
So you guys know those stupid dogtags things? So on one side it's the pony and on the other side it's their cutie mark. Well there's one for Starswirl. Well it's just Twilight dressed as Starswirl but there's this cutie mark on the other side. yeah yeah toys and all that sit but still.
>>14242017I'd want a dogtag that referenced Rover somehow.
>>14241987Huh apparently it was in the BBBFF song. Three animation error alicorn guards.
>>14242031Those noses are way too distracting
>>14242029The fifth one from the left is a qt 3.14I'd hug him
>>14242031The noses are shit and it's unfunny either way
>>14242029Ohh in the song. Though you could write that off as weird memory stuff, that is still pretty ridiculousTwily seems to have issues with alicorning random ponies
>>14242017>It's the symbol off the cover of his spellbookNice to have some sort of confirmation of that theory, I guess.
>>14242031I don' think the noses are bad
>>14242046It's practice for when she alicorns her best friends.
Also here's Applejack teaching you how to make Caramel Apples
>>14242017I wouldn't be surprised if she's relayed to him at allHer family is stupidly powerful
>>14242058I am so hyped for that baking comic between AJ and Pinkie.
>>14242059Man Larson already tweeted a long time ago that Rarity is the one related to Starswirl
>>14242059And they all have star/moon related cutie marks. Mostly starsTwilight, her mother and Shining Armor all have star related cutie markes
>>14242065I wish this would end up being true in the show.
>>14242058>6 of Granny Smith's applesOH YEAH BECAUSE THEY ARE SO EASY TO COME BY HERE ON EARTHStupid cunt.
>>14242069That just means that they're all descended from Celestia, and her dad is descended from Luna.
>>14242058>kids>working with candyHOLY FUCK ARE THEY INSANE?Sugar burns are fucking nastyI burn myself every time I work with sugar
>>14242048Stop fucking thinking forever.Allow your heart to cease its incessant beating, so that your lungs will never again harness enough air, so that your lips will never again move, so that your fingers are permanently frozen, typing your terrible worldview upon your keyboard for all the time it takes for your muscles to break down.If I were an Immortal, I would banish you to a plain of eternal torment.
>>14242077That or unicorns are just fond of stars on their buttsI am fond of stars on their butts
>>14242058>>14242085It doesn't even list sugar as an ingredient, and then it's telling kids to heat corn syrup AND sugar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8Did we talk abotu this yet
>>14242098Yes multiple times.The most interesting theory was that ExDeath is confirmed for S4
>>14242090and you will only ever admire them as a non-pony
>>14242096That'll teach those fucks to begin without reading the whole recipe first.
>>14242104One day anon, one day
>>14242088you'd do me a favorcan I become a skeleton please
>>14242098For all the threads since it was released, yes, we talked about it.
>>14242090You have problems man. That's it.You;re going to rehab and deponytoxifation.No more ponies for you
>>14242098>new season of LPS
>>14242112Okay, but you aren't allowed feet bones.
>>14242112You must look within anon, to find the skeleton inside you. >>14242115Never. I cannot live at a state of 0pone
>>14242103okay. Do we have a hd of that commercial yet?
Pony is going to hump your skeleton
>>14242103He had a bitching theme music
>>14242132dang. I was hoping to get some hd screens of some of that trailer
>>14242096It's obvious that they half-assedly lifted it from the internetNo one that knew what they were doing would suggest kids take part in making napalm
>>14242135Anon can fight her off with his detached footbones.
I am very excited for all the episode centered around Twilight and her new princesshood/wings. I really hope for an episode where Dash teaches her how to fly.
>>14242157Uh...that's kinda confirmed
>>14242144And telling them to stop cooking with an ice-water bath...that's something that takes some time to prepare in a step that's not dealing with preparation. That's a terrible way to write a recipe!
>>14242157>>14242163yeah, dash and fluttershy will tutor her and neither one will get it right
>>14242182I really hope that Dash tries first and fails and Fluttershy actually succeeds.
>>14242186I hate when people draw lips like that on ponies
>>14242182>everyone's faces when that turns out to be from a random scene where Twilight lost balance for a split second only because Dash scared her or some random object flying by
>>14242198What, like the show?
I want Shyra to be my harem mistress
>>14242194I WANT IT!
>>14242205I don't think I've ever seen it like that on the show
>>14242193I want both to fail and Twilight to learn from some random filly.
>tfw Twily will learn to fly before Scootaloo
>>14242219Twilight already knows how to fly so that's a given
>>14242219>the episode will never have twily and scootaloo tryign to learn to fly together under dash
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14242194Why would I want to do that?
>>14242219>Scoots episode rolls in>''This sucks, everyone can fly but me! Even Twilight!''>Pan to Twilight crashing against a tree for the 20th time>''Somewhat..''
I will never understand why his name is Bubble Berry
>>14242252>laugh track plays>credits roll>everybody claps
SoDid we get anything good out of the first couple days of the draw event yet
>>14242264It's one of those things that stick with enough people, like pony fandom names.
>>14242264We may never know.
>>14242282Yeah, like Nyx.
>>14242264Because some people delight in torturing us with terrible names
if PWA comes back, someone make a Gilda request for me.I'm going to bed
>>14242289Nyx a shitslut
mane what are you doing
>>14242301pinkie pls calm yourselfsauce does not flyat least not normally
>>14242306he's spammin for no reasonso just report his ass
Oh shit, they ARE bowing to her.https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/27/457503.gif
>>14242315no arguments there, they areand some people still think it's not gonna be shit
>>14242321Maybe Twilight's gonna tell them not to do that.Man, that opens a lot of storytelling possibilities with Twilight's reactions.
>>14242315D-don't get a-angry, Faustdrones! M-meghan knows what s-she's doing! She's not a bad writer at all! S-she completely understands the characters and t-their dynamics with e-each other!
>>14242315>>14242321Why wouldn't they bow to a princess again?
>>14242315She's a princess, anonYou bow to princesses
>>14242315Pff Snails and Snips just stand there doing nothing.
>>14242337Because she's their friend before being a princess!
>>14242332>Maybe Twilight's gonna tell them not to do that.Yeah because she's definitely going to stop the 45 second intro to tell her friends they don't have to praise her. That totally sounds plausible anonymous.
>>14242337Because they're their close friends. SA doesn't bow to Cadence every time he sees her.
>>14242315As it should be
>>14242337because pone is a republican revolutionary and is ready to storm the pony bastille
>>14242344I'd lose my shit if that happened.
>>14242345Wife/husband is very different from being a friend, you dolt.
>>14242315>mane six all become princesses>new intro is just all of Ponyville bowing to them
>>14242357They didn't bow to her in high school, either
>>14242345Why would he? SA is a prince and thus her equal as far as the formalities go
>>14242335I don't think that the writers have anything to do with the intro.
>>14242361>not all six of them bowing to each other alternatively
>>14242362Because she wasn't a princess in high school.Do you even know what a princess is?
>>14242361If Rarity doesn't WAHAHA then all shall be for nothing.
>>14242370Yes. A winged unicorn.
>>14242365I'm sure they do.
>>14242365Uh, who do you think does it? The guy who restocks the vending machines? Meghan of all people would definitely be involved in it.
>>14242375I doubt it. Also don't forget that the storyboard artists also can change the script. And there's a shitload of things that change and the writers don't know even know what is changed till they see the episode.
>>14242295I actually ate breakfast first and I'd like to draw attention to this.I'll stay awake until I die unless I know someone has my back here.
>>14242387That's writers, Meghan is the lead writer, there is a difference. She might not be involved with every little thing, but she's definitely a lot more involved than just a regular writer.
A stream would be nice, wouldn't it?
>>14242387>lead writer doesn't have anything to do with the intro guys!>It's not Meghan's fault the show is turning to shit!That denial
>>14242394a stream of piss?from a princess?
If I saw that single 1-2 second gif when I was on /co/ I might've actually just stopped there and never looked at ponies again.But now I feel as though I've been eased into the pile of shit and now it has a quicksand effect where the more I try to escape I see how horrible it is and I get sucked back in.
>>14242416did you think the ride was a joke?
>>14242425No. I enjoyed the ride pre Twilicorn and Equestria Girls. It was like, they had someone look inside my mind, find the two worst things I could possibly imagine to have happen to the ponies, and then they made it happen.And now I can't leave because I keep thinking everything will be fine when the episodes air.
Exdeath art when
>>14242399If you think the show is turning to shit why do you still watch it and care about it?
>>14242388Alright, fine. When I die and you all are charged with manslaughter, I'm not gonna bail you out because I'll be dead.Thanks for nothing, jerks.
>>14242441ExWhatthe hell is this
>>14242443>If you think your loved family member is dying why do you still watch it and care about it
>>14242449it's the new season 04 glimpse we got through a hasbro comercial
I think we can finally conclude how Celestia knew Twilight was the 'chosen one' this entire time.Because her cutie mark is fucking on everything of the slightest importance
>>14242453I know about promo.What is this fanon shit with ExCrapnew nyx?
>>14242470ExDeath is the villain of Final Fantasy 4He's a evil treeNo really, he's a evil tree.
>>14242470ExDeath is the villain of Final Fantasy V.Basically his story is this: Crystal gives power to the chosen warriors and they fight evil. Then they seal all the evil in a magic tree. Said evil eventually combines itself and Exdeath is formed.Later in the game Exdeath unites himself with that tree and becomes a horrible tree-creature hybrid.So tree of good becomes evil
>>14242467rev up those toy sales
>>14242486It's a shame she had to become a princessYou can only date princesses if they like you first. Shining got lucky.
Twilight is going to become obsessed with balls, dresses, and princes.Every other character trait will be plunged under the radar.
>>14242501She was cuter as a pseudo book-hermit unicorn, but ah wellRIP original Twily
>>14242507>Twilight is going to become obsessed with ballsunf
I don't care if everyone gets wings/hornsI like all of them for what they are, not for their lookseven if they all had magic and could fly around I'd still remember them for all the fun and sad things they've been through and how much they've warmed my heart throughout the seasons
>>14242511Man the only thing she lost was her sarcastic bitch side. But that's mainly because she had friends.That was the best part of her tough.
>>14242507I wouldn't say that. Even though she's my favorite pony my biggest fear is the show becoming centered entirely around her. My favorite moment in the show is when we had all of the ponies sitting in a circle on a dark train, just chatting. Bouncing off of each other. No conflict, no problem to be solved, just straight up character interaction. That doesn't happen anymore.>>14242511She will be missed. If Season 4 is bad I'm just going to pretend S3 was the series finale anyways.
>>14242540It's already ended with Canterlot Wedding for me.I still watched S3 and I'm gonna watch S4, though.
>>14242540Spike at your service had great character interaction. And so did TCE when they were distracting the Crystal ponies. But the second one doesn't fit since there is a problem to be solved.
I remember the days where the argument that "she will never become an alicorn or princess until the series finale because Hasbro wants minimal continuity so they can play the episodes in any order" was usedI kind of wish it was still true.
>>14242571Remember how we kept saying that the status que will never change. Man were we fools
I still ain't bothered by Twilycorn
I WISH TO PONY BUT HAVE NO PICTURES WITH WHICH TO DO SOHOW AM I MEANT TO PONY LIKE THIS
As long as Twilight stops trying to fucking act like Cadance I'm fine.Fuck Cadance. Even in her comic she's a shallow vapid whore. At least Shiny has the generic nerd thing going.
>>14242591acquire ponybegin ponying
>>14242599Yeah Shiny was great in the comic. Cadence not really.
>>14242591It's cool man I got you
>>14242585I'm not yet either, but I'll have to wait and see how the writers actually use it in the show. It can still go either way to me. I hope we get to see some really interesting things come from this.
>>14242603I'M DOING ITI'M DOING IT>>14242613thank you for your kindness
>>14242441I get it
>>14242625its dangerous to go alone anon, take this https://www.dropbox.com/s/if084ajmbom84rz/SaucersBackgroundPonySwarm.zipI've not updated it for awhile though
>>14242603from the thumbnail I thought she was on a leash
I love twilicorn because there is more purple pony to love per purple pony
>>14242655Unfortunately notThat would have been cuteJust a flag. Pones like flags
>>14242651I actually have that on my computer. I'm on my brother's computer right now, though, and I'd rather not dig through his pony folder without permission. Last time I did, I found futa doujins.
>>14242441So what if we combined Sombra with ExDeath?
>>14242659from the thumbnail I thought she was eating a trombone
>>14242667That is rather horrifying
>>14242651A whole swarm, eh?
>>14242669then THE VOOOOOIIIIIIDDD would happen
>Season 4 ends with, the new villain killing Twilight, and hinting that Princess Skyla is going to be the central protagonist in Season 5.
>>14242669You'd have a dark cloud made out of ham
Pony should poop pony pony
>>14242679>mlp>killing off anyone of importance>hasbro shooting toy sales in the foot
>>14242676Yes anon. The best kind of swarm!
>>14242658But they stole a part of pony's personality which you also love.
>>14242686Remember when they killed off Optimus Prime?
>>14242679You are terrible
>>14242667Futa doujins in pony folder?Unf.
>>14242697>We get pony Rodimuspls no
>>14242694which part?she is still very much a bookish pony, she still is learning the power of friendship, she still has troubles in strange situations.
>>14242697yeah, i think the longest he's stayed dead was 3 episodes.
>>14242707So...they're going to kill Twilight and replace her with Sunset? I mean she already has the color scheme
I don't remember why I was sad about wingaling twilight.
>>14242726because the equivalent of 1.5 trillion hitlers destroyed the show
>>14242726Probably because it meant that what Faust originally had in mind for Twilight was thrown out the window and turned into "Every girl wants to be a princess!"
>>14242725Well it would restore the pegasus-unicorn-earth pony ratio at least
>>14242739>Every girl wants to be a princess!"I like how everyone ignores the rest of the sentence and the entire point that McCarthy was making.
>>14242743Then tell us the rest of the sentence, wise guy.
>>14242743While it's true that everyone quotes this out of context, when you put it back into context it's still completely awful.
>>14242735meh, snarky bitches make better antagonists than leads
>>14242747>Every little girl wants to be a princess, and not everybody can get to be a princess — but you can live up to the ideals that should come along with being a princess>>14242750Well it depends how you define the word princess. If you use the classic defenseless maiden that needs rescue and usually was used just to form alliances with other royal families it kinda sucks yeah.
>>14242764Now give us a link to the sentence.
>>14242772http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/29/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-exclusive-twilight-princess/It starts at the end of line 14
>>14242764>>14242743>Every little girl wants to be a princess, and not everybody can get to be a princess — but you can live up to the ideals that should come along with being a princess>Every little girl wants to be a princessSo what's your pointShe still said it, and it's a statement. So you can ignore the rest of the sentence when you're arguing how badly she misunderstands what faust had in mind for twilight
>>14242764The princess in question is the Disney princess without the negative parts like being kidnapped. That's what makes it truly awful.Granted, a lot of small girls really are like that, but I don't think it's the majority, maybe half. Regardless, encouraging it is just wrong.
>>14242785What if their favorite Disney princess is Mulan?
>>14242792There are exceptions. And with some princesses Disney tried to make them less shit recently. But just think of the very surface of the average princess, that's the princess we're talking about.
>tfw the show is ded
>>14242792Mulan isn't a Princess.
>>14242808I guess I don't see it that bad because most of the girls I knew when they though at princesses they were thinking about someone smart that could lead a country not someone like Sleeping Beauty or Snow White who were dumb bitches that were incapable of the most basic things.
>>14242810I'm looking forward to Rainbow Dash becoming a pretty princess too.
>>14242834>Princesses>Leading countriesThe girls you knew were still dumb bitches
What kind of episode would it take for Cadance to redeem herself in your eyes mlpg?I'd personally like a self aware episode where Cadance realises she's kinda bland compared to all the other characters and goes out of her way to avert being 'boring'.
>>14242842If I meet them again I'll tell them that you said that.
>>14242778>"Those challenges will include living up to that lofty new title. In MLP‘s Equestria, 'princess' is a designation that’s earned, not freely given — and though princesses have specific leadership roles in pony society, being one really means 'being a good pony who shares the gifts that they have been given with others,' according to McCarthy."Being a good pony who shares the gifts that they have been given with others.What in the hell did Twilight share with anything? She became a princess because she added a sentence to the end of a spell, if you watch the show.The obvious answer would be "friendship", but then why exactly her? Why not all of the mane six? She would get nowhere without them, and they probably wouldn't have been best friends without her, but it's spread out equally and would probably not work if one of the elements was missing. Hell, why not all of Ponyville? They're all friends, and they like to share their gifts with others. Why not all of Equestria? They're all peaceful and nice, in general, and like to share with others.>" 'We’re building a very unique mythology around being a princess,' she continues."Like what, a new toy series? A new recolor for you to buy? All the mythology we've seen that can even be considered "mythology" regarding to princesses was that a bunch of shit apparently happened 1000 years ago, most probably only to Celestia, and Luna got flipped the ef off to the Moon because of it.More bullshit.>“Every little girl wants to be a princess, and not everybody can get to be a princess — but you can live up to the ideals that should come along with being a princess."Yeah, alright, so every little girl wants to be a princess. It's the same damn sentence, only that she tacked 'responsibility' to the end. I don't see how the sentence has changed.In the end, McCarthy is just trying to cover up the shittrail left by Hasbro. Which is impossible to do.
>>14242843A funny episode dealing with her trying to actually run the crystal empire and realizing crystal ponies and their society are a bit... special
>>14242843An episode where they run the country. Simple things, like "oh no, we need food for the Gryphon dignitaries!" and Pinkie and AJ help.Build up her competence with a few things, sets up some world building since she and SA have to handle office, and we get some gags.
>>14242810>tfw the show isn't ded
>>14242858Good. Real princesses depending on the region I guess were only trophies used for arranged marriages used as peace offerings between royal families.
>>14242873It's a shitty interview, McCarthy thought about exactly none of the things she said, she just had to fill the void with something and pretend that what they're doing are conscious decisions aimed at improving the quality of the show. In reality she doesn't even know what they're doing.
>>14241014well that was a lovely read all up to the point where all the vomit and diarrhea started.
>>14242873>She became a princess because she added a sentence to the end of a spell, if you watch the show.Actually if you watch the show there is an entire part and a song about how Celestia followed her from the start. It's kinda all the stuff she learned during the three seasons with the spell being the final piece. But you know continue being a cynical fuck.
>>14242890>Twilight is actually being prepped as some kind of trophy peace offering to a distant kingdomSeeing as it's right up your alley, pick your poison mlpg.Which foreign dick is Twilight being surrendered to?
>>14242873She said Twilicorn was her decision, not jewbros>inb4 hurr durr she's using that as a joke returdShe's making a gak joke, she still says she was the one made the decision.
Have you checked if that webcomic you like is updated mlpg?
>>14242932Well she wouldn't be mean in public, would she?
>>14242941every few or so days
>>14242941It's on hiatus.
>>14242948She could have ignored that question like she ignored a lot of other questions that weren't random shit. But she choose to respond to that and say those things.
>>14242941Whomp updates tomorrow.
Pony should have important roles in S4
>>14242941one of my friends is doing a slightly surreal webcomic, some bits with narration and music, but it's all very artsy and stuff. i really need to read it.
>>14242912>a whole montage of Celestia having followed TwilightWhich she executed by relying on Twilight being a dimwit and not being careful with her spellcasting. And no shit she followed her, Twilight is her student and is apparently on the task of "making friends". So she knows a lot about her, which, for some reason, translates to her being made into a princess.I wouldn't be making fuckin' anyone into a princess if I saw Twilight's daily life. It would probably be like watching a constant string of DarkSydePhil videos.
>>14242985So should i
>>14242927There's another instance of her saying that. It's not true though. The absolute most I would believe is that Hasbro told her she has to introduce something new they can make toys of, and she came up with this. There was no incentive for it and they clearly rushed it, with the new Twilight toys being pushed really hard by Hasbro. They weren't in such a hurry to make toys of BNE.
>>14242927If I assume that she actually made the decision herself, that means she's a complete moron, especially after all those reviews. And I don't like to assume people are complete morons if there's another path.
>>14242985If she became anything more than a background pone, shed be used for nothing but gross pandering.
>>14242985It would be nice if they expanded the characterization of the rest of the ponies in Ponyville. Kind of like how the Simpsons had Springfield filled with actual characters with their own humor and motivations, even if they are seldom used.
>>14242966It's actually quite interesting, she definitely feels bad about Meghan being in charge, especially with that somewhat recent tweet when some brony said Meghan is doing a better job than her and she got all butthurt. She also stopped watching the show on principle, presumably has something to do with that, even if it's not the sole reason. She's probably trying to convince herself that Meghan's not horrible and can make the show work but failing.
>any fanfic involving Pinkie PieDammit, it's really making this surprisingly interesting Turnabout Storm difficult to watchChrist, I could write, and probably voice, better than this
>>14243015>PictureOh god what it thisHunchback of Notre Jument?
>>14243015What's wrong with those ponies
>>14243044It is the danger of living in ponyville anonand being a background pony
>>14243029It's kinda hypocritical really, that tweet thing. I mean okay she has reason to be buthurt but not like that if what she says about her not watching the show anymore is true.It's like I would watch the first season of lets say Adventure Time, then completely stop watching and whenever someone says something about the future seasons I'd insult his taste and say that that's not true and that S1 is the pinnacle of the entire show you know.
>mfw I finished rewatching old Rainbow Dash Presents when I realized there's a new one
>>14243055They got scootaloo'dQuite a tragic accident reallyIts also kind of funny how much abuse poor Cherry Pone suffers. She is like the most unlucky pone in the entire town
>>14243059I'm certain they either choose to live in Ponyville for the constant danger, or they are too poor to move elsewhere
>>14243015too much effortlittle girls wouldn't like it
>>14243071Well, she probably reads enough about it to know it's not exactly brilliant. With EG you only need 5 seconds to realize that it's fucking shit. I have more of a problem with constantly praising Meghan, relatively at least, saying she's great and competent, just like in that screencap, and on the other hand being more grumpy about it all than I am, and I'm pretty grumpy about it.
>>14243097Why the hell wouldn't little girls like it?
>>14243104because every girl wants to be a princess
>>14243097I am pretty sure little girls would like ponies talking more, and the toys that would accompany more recognizable characters
>>14243114Little girls don't know what princesses are.
>>14243125>>14243104sorrytoo much effort for hasbro
>>14243126Little girls don't know what little girls are.
>>14243126yes they doMeghan said so
>>14243114Nah....some girls dream of being other things
>>14243100See that's the thing. Why would she praise her if she doesn't even watch the show? We may never find out the true explanation. It might be yours. But look at this from another way. Lauren is known for being a complete control freak and perfectionist. I don't think that the real problem is Meghan but the fact that she isn't in charge anymore you know? That it's not her show anymore. And if it's not her show anymore she doesn't care about the quality. It could be great or not but it's not hers.
Do you ever see something so cute that it makes your heart hurt?
>>14243154nope, all girls want to be princess. Anything else is just absurd
>>14243154Tell us what you dream about MTWithout using the word dicks.
>>14243144I wonder what actual little girls think of the stallion pones in the show. I know boy pones in previous gens were some of the most sought after, but that could be explained away by interest from the older pone collectors rather than the kids.However I remember from the other side of the fence, boys did want the female GI JOEs, as they were like, the rare ultra special "look what I have"s of the franchise.
>>14243154Some girls want to have their cooches, mouths and booties literally filled to the brim with cock.
>>14243154Come on, you'd be a shark princess if you could
>>14243160Not to that point, but there's lots of gifs and pictures frequently posted here that are very cute.
>>14243167They want that crisp, stallion musk.
>>14243030god dammit, seriouslyHow come no one can write Pinkie Pie wellEvery time she interacts with anyone else, its a test of my patience
>>14243180I think she would rather a shark.
>>14243159>See that's the thing. Why would she praise her if she doesn't even watch the show?don't be so dramatic. it's mere professionalism. If she said she thought meghan was shit, it would only be trouble
>>14243180And be married off to tie two sea territories together...yeah right.>>14243166Honestly....I want to write and illustrate my own book.
>>14243189Cinnamon bun? :^)
>>14243167Well I know that my 9 year old sister and her friends barely gives a fuck about the ponies that aren't the main cast or secondary characters. And even then they don't care that much about the secondary charcters either. The most you'd get from them would be they were cool/cute/whatever and sometimes a It'd be nice if one of them returned.
IF YOU CAN HEARWHAT IM TRINNA SAYIF YOU CAN READFROM THE SAME PAGE
>>14243201>implying you wouldn't be all for being sold to a shark prince as a piece of booty.
>>14243200But she could have ignored that question. That's the point. I mean she went trough a lot of question. even ignoring the ones that were just stupid shit there were still questions about her toys, her previous work, how the cartoon industry is that she didn't answer but she answered to that one. Why?It wasn't an interview. It wasn't the only question there.
>>14243201>Honestly....I want to write and illustrate my own book.Something like a kid's book? A visual novel? That'd be neat.
>>14243225S..shut up anon....your triggering me
>>14243203ill wrek u m8
>>14243167My niece and family friend's little girl both had pony toys. Really they only ever cared about the mane 6. My niece's favorite was Pinkie and the girl I babysat was Rarity.
>>14243249There's an ass following Twilight!
>>14243189I think Aspirant does Pinkie pretty well.Though I don't think he's done an actual fic with her outside Pinkie quest.
>>14243263that ass was fat
>>14243189But Anon we all know that her character is just Randoshit that breaks the forth wall and parties. Goddamn is Pinkie usually fucked beyond measure. Even in fics where she has just a line or two they use that forth wall breaking and that's all. Really the last fic I remember where Pinkie wasn't a like that was a goddamn twirity fiction that just says that she eventually opened her own bakery and she wore her chef hat with pride and joy. And that's it.
>>14243189>that recent r63 fat Femrover/Pinkie Pie story>expecting something decent>it's essentially just an anthro fapfic with a stallion wearing a pink wig
>people surprised that fanfiction is terrible
>>14243268that'd be nice. I can ignore a lot of the incorrect characterization, bad writing, bad voice acting, and few other things but bronies just cant write. Pinkie Pie jsut happens to be the worst. Unfortunately, i've just hit rarity and she's pretty overrated too, at least there's less of her.
>>14243189>>14243302But it's easy to do, you sillies! Some people just haven't perfected the Pinkie Process yet!I haven't yet either so it's okay!
>>14243302>we all know that her character is just Randoshit that breaks the forth wallbut that's wrong a least in most season 1 it is and even, it's not so blatant
>>14243335Nigga I was being sarcastic