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There's something delicious in what you gave pony, but she can't put a hoof on it. What was it you added in that exquisite oral delight?

Old horse: >>14228753
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>>14235092
Candied bacon.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>14235118
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>>14235118
She just does not want to be completely plucked by her friends.

They use her feathers a lot don't they?

>>14235071
crystal ponies crashing is funny to me, but I always feel bad afterwords
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>10 posts early
>retard still marks it

is there any point to disliking things

nobody ever does things worthy of liking anyway
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>>14235092
Wait. PINKIE YOU JUST DIDN'T EAT THAT!
FUCK SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR. OR TWILIGHT. OR SOMETHING THAT CAN STOMACH PUMP PINKIE
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>>14235172
It's never been against policy to mark a thread that's early. If it's really early they usually just wait to mark it.
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>>14235174
Just reach in and take it out yourself. Ponies have notoriously slow digestive tracks.
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>>14235171

Its ok though, as actual crystal pones are not hard like that and can fall over just fine
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throw your requests
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Draw event!
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Cute Quest still running!
We at the fun fair with Rara, Sweetie and Scoots
We raising the dead next week.

http://mlpg.co/q/res/497969.html
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>>14235212
more Sweetie tongue
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>>14235172
>boo hoo my precious 10 images
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>>14235191
there's no policy, just things that shouldn't be done.
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>>14235212
scootaloo without tongue
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>>14235212
Pinkie drooling on AJ's hoof when she does that thing where she sticks it into the other pony's mouth
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>>14235212
Skinny Babs
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>>14235212
Discorded Big Mac slobbering all over Twilight
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>>14235212
pony slobbering all over the marzipan meringue madness
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>>14235234
Cry me a river over the ten images you'd be wasting anyway.
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>>14235212
Apple Bloom dressed up as Winona for nightmare night
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>>14235213
he was n1
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fuck me but i still laugh at the rarity fighting a giant crab deal
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>>14235285
forced meme is worst meme
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>>14235231
Why not make them at 151 images?

>boo hoo my precious 100 images
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/mtdoodledump
hey guys~
http://i.imgur.com/FhZtAzW.jpg
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>>14235300
stop crying bitch

i know you love my little pony

but seriously use your energy better
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>>14235309
MT are you the new Ross?!
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>That world series game
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>>14235300
There's a difference between 10 and 100 you autist
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they were all shit

nacho was ok
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>>14235300
IMAGES ARE A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT
CONSERVE THEM
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>In the original version of the Season 3 premiere, Sombra kills Twilight, and Spike takes the role of main character.
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>>14235309

What qts
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>>14235354
>AJ isn't crushed by the incredible gravity field around Gaben
I call bullshit on that picture
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>>14235326
I might be
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what's more unexpected than an ice pack update
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>>14235386
Keep it up!
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>>14235355
I'd dig it.
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>>14235396

A Boxdog update?
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>>14235396
Koboldly update
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>>14235396
Another Ice Pack update?
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>>14235396
Danganya did nothing wrong.
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>>14235396
TWO UPDATES?

THREE ZEBRAS?
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>>14235396
how about two Ice Pack updates in a row
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>>14235396

A Divequest update.
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>>14235425
Zebra rap when?
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>>14235425
>Danganya scrunch

oh god

my heart
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>>14235386
There's no way, you haven't drawn a monstrously overweight person passed out from eating 20 pounds of popcorn.
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>>14235411
Kobold=/=Changeling
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>>14235425

Oh boy.
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>>14235406
>>14235411
>>14235426
n-not that surprising guys...
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>>14235281
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>>14235425
Danganya's sounding more and more like Cultist-chan.
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>>14235463
Something fully illustrated?
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>>14235425
whats her last line?
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>giving GG attention
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>>14235425
>Ice Pack is right side up on the second panel.

I love it.
And stop making me feel bad for a evil bad bug~
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>>14235487
>not showing our artists appreciation
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>>14235464
dats cute
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>>14235464
I love it when ponies carry things in their mouths, that's cute
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>>14235482
"Danganya thought... we are the same."
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>>14235463
OH MY GOD A ZEBRA
am I doing good, senpai?
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>>14235488
>Ice Pack is right side up on the second panel.
It's supposed to be when he opened the door to greet her, only with her not in disguise
I guess I should have put wavy imagination lines or something
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>>14235464
Goddamn is she adorable. And those eyes are so fucking cute
Could you draw a horrified Rarity riding a flying Twilight that's about to crash?
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>>14235463
A Buckley parody update.
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>>14235463
Is koboldly legit dead or what?
I don't even know if I should be sad about it
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>>14235501
ah thanks
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Whatever happened to swfpony?
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>>14235523
Ah.
Yes, needs dem memry lunes.
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>>14235309
> That Applejack
You have no idea
This is like my ideal body type
Though I know it's caricature, man
MAN
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>>14235464
here lies anon

cause of death: condensed diabeeetus
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pony headbutts you
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mang...this new zebra changling story
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>tfw Danganya stop the spotlight from Icepack
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>>14235463
> sees MT posted something
> leaps in with old-hat ask-blog character update
I'd say never change, Glitter Glue
But I really wish you would.
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>>14235570
evade and counter
>>14235572
>character with a speech impediment
it's like you were made for each other
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>>14235491
i had enough for today.
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>>14235572
aagh all of a sudden lots of cute danganya
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>>14235572
MT I LOVE YOUR ART AND THINGS!!!
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>>14235575
>stop

i meant stole
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Do you think they could make a decent episode about dieting, and exercising, without having one of the main characters turning fat for no reason?
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>>14235579
You're seeing rivalry that isn't there.
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>>14235572
>>14235591
I love MT more
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>>14235579
he updated yesterday, around the same time

stop being so melodramatic
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>>14235603
>Pinkie Pie
>eats nothing but sweets all day
>"no reason"
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>>14235603
Pinkie already is.
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>>14235603
nah

rararrararrarara is gonna binge hard after ailing in a fashion lineup and her firends have to help her get back her glory.
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>>14235607
> attentionwhore scrabbling for a scarce resource means a direct rivalry

>>14235618
So you don't find it at all interesting it's been reposted just now after MT dropped pictures?
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>new pony on the way
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>>14235620
>Pinkie
>Not a ball of energy
Punching holes in dimensional space burns alot of calories. Don't confuse a sweet tooth with being a lazy faggot that sits around all day.
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Remember, filtering IS an option!
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>>14235629
>Rarity starts binge eating and gets rotund as her mother.
>Makes plus sized dresses to cover up the fact.
>Gets larger mannequins.
>She later gets thin again and throws them away.
>Just in time for a plus sized designer to love her dresses.
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Only an idiot would gain immortality.
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>>14235657
Nope
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>>14235629
>Rarity
>Becoming fat
That makes 0 sense
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>>14235309
These are very nice, MT.
Mind if I show these to the MLPDND crew? You might have a bit of what we're looking for.
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>>14235631
not really

but im not one to witch hunt

you could be right, he sat there waiting for another contributor namely MT. Like a spider hover over the submit button, and as soon as he sees another beloved contributor he strikes!

This is what you sound like.
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>>14235657
I'm gonna say no, but I wish you luck
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>>14235668
She gets a boyfriend and starts nesting. All girls do it.
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>>14235658
>Spikehips
unf
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how does earth pony reload weapons?
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>>14235673
Whether it's malicious or not, they do seem to come out the woodwork at roughly the same time.
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>>14235657
Looking at the archive it seems you've been gone from here for a year. Have you done anything pony at all in the past few months?
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>>14235657
You could. I'd like to pay you.
But I can't, unless you're willing to fly overseas to get get paid in person.
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>>14235657
Dunno

You aren't going to get many if any commissions from here though. This place isn't really full of the commissioning type.
Tumblr is probably your best bet, but they you have to do tumblr shit like getting more popular people to reblog you or whatever.

I am glad that you're still alive though. I like your art
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>>14235668
It makes more sense to me in the context of the show since pank is incapable of being fat and twilight won't be allowed to veer from her model so much now.

and besides, I bet rararararrararararra stuffed her face with icecream after her failures in suited for success.
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>>14235680
<3
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>>14235680
Well, I totally selected the wrong image. Time to kill myself.
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>>14235661
>>14235685

Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>14235685
But it's true.
Whoever is immortal will never learn nor seek knowledge.
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>>14235688
Effectively.
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>>14235689
are you going to hound Googles too now?

On a more metaphysical level, shit happens in 3's and in waves. Maybe it's just time for them to be active.

I just don't see how it's intentional , the implications are silly to think about.
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>>14235697
Except she didn't After a few days nothing was wrong with her. She has no reason.
The only one that could get fat is Fluttershy and even then it's a huge stretch.
The only ones that could go fat are the CMC when they get addicted to candy or some shit.
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I used to like pony, but Xbox One only runs in 720p
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>>14235688
"Whuzzat?"

>>14235708
oh fuck you
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>>14235657
I will give you pone money googles my old pal~
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>>14235708
>not man loads magazine into mosin nagant.gif
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>>14235680
I would have sex with that horse

But I wouldn't trust her near my balls with anything sharp.

No oral
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>>14235714
Google is as close to ded as you can get, in no small part from the intense hate from those one or two posters

Green is a terrible color of Glitter Glue is all
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Ok that demon was pretty gudddd

and that minotaur...
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>>14235657
Are you setting up a tumblr and commission bin or something?
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>>14235728
Would you trust the male variant?
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>>14235666
>>14235675
D:
>>14235690
I haven't posted with a name for a long time. I've been ponying a little and posting them here as anon, though. Mostly OCs, though because regular pony stopped being interesting ages ago.
>>14235726
Wub U.
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>>14235721
I still like pony, and I'm waiting a year until I make a choice.
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>>14235734
Yeah, how dare GG have fans here.
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>>14235728
>No oral
Are you sure?
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>>14235749
Isn't that her brother or something?
And he's usually in on it?
Nope

Hell, I'd have to be more careful. Isn't he usually the distraction or something?
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>>14235758
People can like X
That doesn't make X look any better when they need to steal limelight
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>>14235734
so his popularity contributes to his perceived mal intent?

I am still in the mind that you are just witch hunting.
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>>14235751
hey goggles
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I was about to make a joke about "day old ponuts" and then I realized that I was implying something much worse than what I intended.
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>>14235770
>Stealing limelight.
What fucking limelight!?
Are you mad because he posted when MT was doing something?
Are you this autistic?
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>>14235772
well good job derailing the conversation from praise to meta

ill give you that credit at least
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>>14235769
I think he was a breeding horse.
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>>14235751
I'd give you money if you maybe, I don't know, came to MLPG for anything but begging.
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>>14235786
Kevinsano pls
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>>14235751
I'm no artist, so I may be wrong, but I'd guess you'd just have to do requests for a while to regain popularity then put up a pricing picture for commissions and see what comes of it here and on DA or whatever drawing community you're on.
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>>14235790
> are you this autistic
Well that's a nice slur

I don't know if that's what really happened, but "HOW DARE HE HAVE FANS HERE" is an old catchall. Like "oh you just hate popular people."

But what if despite their merits they're also a famehag? Again, I can't actually pin down that's what happened, but that's the price for having no ID's.
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>>14235805
>What the fuck are you doing in this shithole?
wow
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>>14235805
you're a shithole

don't talk shit about my shithole, you shit
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>>14235805
>LPS generals
>this is the shithole
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>>14235238
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>>14235661

"Immortality isn't so great" is such a dumb trope

Immortality would be awesome
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>>14235805
just drawing ponies, i might go and draw for the lpsg once the new season starts
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>>14235805
>ask mlpg for monies
>call it a shithole

HOLY FUCK

I think I've found someone WORSE then Ross
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>>14235805
>Come here asking for money.
>Then insult us.
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>>14235805
Woooooah there friend~
That's no way to talk about people~
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>>14235805
Though this can be a shitty thread sometimes, uh, maybe the very same thread you solicit in shouldn't be called a shithole
Then again
How can we be certain it's really you?
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>>14235829
Immortality is an excuse not to learn from your mistakes.
Only those who are lazy and pathetic would attain it.
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>>14235805
>Would you guys like to pay me for art?
>What the fuck are you doing in this shithole?
Are you stupid?
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>>14235805
>Call our shithole a shithole
>Surprised when the shithole shits back
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>>14235850
>Immortality is an excuse not to learn from your mistakes
What
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Thanks Goggles.

I think the shitposter forgot all about GG now.
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>>14235822
That mare has a problem
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>>14235865
hahaha
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>>14235821
At least the LPS generals knew enough to stop once the show stopped.
MLPG has just been going on too long. It's a white dwarf very slowly fading into nothingness.
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>>14235838
MT you really need to learn when people aren't acting like friends
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>>14235865
No, no. I'm keeping tabs on old Player One.
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>>14235850
>Implying I make mistakes.
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>>14235817
>>14235818
>>14235833
>>14235834
>>14235841
>>14235838
>>14235851
>>14235854
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm23OysNq3U
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>>14235874
MLPG has always been.
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>>14235874
Wow that really speaks to me

Maybe I should stop drawing for mlpg and start drawing for the board as a whole
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>>14235874
Get the FUCK out
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>>14235874
Geez goggles I mean I know you are kinda of a bitch but the hell?
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>>14235874
> once the show stopped
About that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littlest_Pet_Shop_(2012_TV_series)
> Season Two Premiere: November 2, 2013
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>>14235874
That has nothing to do with the quality of either generals. Frankly it has nothing to do with the quality of the shows either.
Fact is there is exponentially more interest in MLP whether it's just art or animation or even quests.
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Did anyone else really like Turnabout Storm? I mean aside from all the blatant brony memes.
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>>14235884
>Lol i troll you
Sometimes people just say silly things anon, not everything that gets a reaction is intentional.
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>>14235863
Think about it. Being immune to death only makes that creature unable to ascertain actions that would harm them. Because they won't die from it.
They can do all the stupid shit in the world and it wouldn't matter because they won't turn dead from it.
They'll eventually realize they can get away with anything, and never bother to realize why they shouldn't do those dumb things.
Anything that's immortal only deserves to be isolated from everything else. They don't deserve to exist.
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What if pony hosted a hats server?
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>implying MLPG hasn't always been a shithole.
Open you eyes, people. Just because you like something, doesn't mean it can't be objectively bad. People need to have a little self awareness and learn to poke fun at things.
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>>14235909
Not really. I mean yeah that could happen but in the end it depends on the immortal.
Anyway did a immortal killed your parents or something?
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Hello everyone I also need a lot of money for stuff probably way more important than whatever dumb shit Goggles wants it for, gib money pls
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>>14235909
>Somewhere in the universe there is Lich Jackass.
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>>14235918
Of course it's a shithole, but when someone walks in, asks for money, and insults everyone here you're going to get a reaction. I mean you're really coming off as a cunt.
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>>14235918
I think this is just BCS being crazy again, no one is this stupid.
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>>14235918
Sure, it's bad, but it's like with expats
We come from the Land of Fat Mother. YOU call her "fat mother," it's a problem. WE call her "fat mother" and it's just reality. You've been gone long enough you sound like one of those drive-by shitposters.
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>>14235238
>>14235822
>>14235869
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>>14235904
Still in my backlog
The memes were alright in passing in the first video or two but then it gets a little ridiculous
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>>14235918
Yeah, let's poke fun at you.

I have $2,800 to throw around, guess how much your poor ass is getting.
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>>14235918
Oh come on it's not that bad. With S4 coming up it can only get better.
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>>14235941
Applejack likes the warm feeling of pony mouth.
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>>14235923
Hasbro is owned by an immortal.
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Boy I sure hope this is just someone pretending to be Goggles.
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>>14235909
Not at all
I have a friend that's lactose intolerant
I love cheese and eating it has no serious negative effects on me, but I am capable of understanding that it ruins his day.
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>>14235947
There's a Trixie pinecone joke in the last one. And a Big Mac rant about how people shouldn't shove what they enjoy in other people's faces constantly.
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>>14235953
>>14235918
> actually samefagging
What
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>>14235956
Don't we all.
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>>14235918
>>14235953

Uh oh, spaghetii o's
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>>14235904
I'm watching the finalle right now

I really liked the series so far and they just keep throwing twists and i am exceited to see where it all goes.
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>>14235918
>Come here acting chummy, asking for some money for some commisions.
>Flip a 180 and shit where you expect to eat.
>Freak out and ask why there is suddenly a bunch of shit on your plate.
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>>14235960
Well either Goggles has decided to start posting with a name again and asking for money after what, like a year?

Or it's someone getting easy responses by pretending to be an old drawfag.

Meh who cares
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>>14235971
No. Not all of us do.
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>>14235975
It has a pretty okay ending, aside from one or two parts that made me cringe. I'm a little confused about the way they wrapped everyone up, but whatever.
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>>14235964
In the long run, said friend seems insignificant to a mortal. He's bound to die, while the immortal would live on.
Perhaps I'm being too critical about this. The immortal does have will over being able to understand the plight of the mortals. But for how long can they hold that will up?
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>>14235971
I prefer the warm feeling of a pony's hug
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>>14235960
Bored with her now, just ignore her until she starts arguing with another namefag and shit goes down.
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>>14235918
>>14235953
g-goggles pls

>>14235960
I dunno, apparently they recognized me from the lps threads and goggles drew there as well
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>>14235993
Sigh...
I'll get my name out..
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Pone is sweating profusely.
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>>14235941
>>14235869
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
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>>14235985
MT, please, you're a zebra.
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>>14235985
that is super sweet
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WAIT GOGGLES IS A GRILL?

LET ME GET OUT MY WALLET
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>>14235985
>tired Pinkie mom
This is making me feel a lot of feelings.
I don't know which ones are right.
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>>14235995
gooponies are qtπs
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>>14235995
I miss Reu
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>>14235904
It really should've been in game form. There are programs where you can make Ace Attorney missions out there, and they've already got everything else down, so it shouldn't be too much of a stretch to put it in that format.
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>>14236019
I miss new episodes
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>>14236007
that's super racist tex.
I'm not an animal.
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>>14235985
>not regretting getting pregnant

MT pls
Your fetish is clouding your judgment.
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>>14235995
goopony wants to do this with you

what do?
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>>14235985
Oh my god this is precious. Bonus that she looks so much like Mrs. Cake with the apron now, like she's finally filled those boots.
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Pony would like to borrow your little sister for a moment.
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>>14235991
that's a good thing to prefer, anon
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>>14236019
I do too. Dragon Claw was an amazing character.
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guys you've got goggles all wrong

she's not shitposting she's just australian
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>>14236031
How does goopony taste?
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>>14236045
I don't have one, I'm the youngest
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>>14235985
and another bun in the oven
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>>14236026
>>14236029
> MT has a breeding fetish
I can't contain this arousal
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>>14236048
and pony likes to feel your hand
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>>14236014
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>>14236042
>Her real parents back on the farm never approved
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>>14236059
She's taken

By a neckbeard
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>>14236045
Bullshit, she just wants to steal my ADOM
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>>14236067
DOESN'T MATTER
STILL HAPPENING
IN MY PANTALOONS
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>>14236048
>>14236061
Jalm did these, right?
Were there any others apart from this and the Chrysalis one?
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>>14236062
It's just a picture.
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>>14236053
Goopony has the consistency of especially thick syrup and a flavor unique to each one.

>>14236061
>leaving the bottom right one in
fuck you mate
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>>14236050
S-so she's hitting on us?!
I-is this how Australians mate?!
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>>14235657
>>14235918

Hi Goggles.

I made another Space Cadet doodle thing.
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>>14236061
> that last one
Jesus
JESUS
Why is this the most arousing picture I've seen in ages?
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>>14236075
She's also pretty much a retard

That's not a joke, she has serious disabilities.
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>>14236083
How big is goopony in relation to my stomach volume?
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>>14236088
>banana trees
?
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>>14236085
Probably, I don't think australians can get off without being surrounded by hostile shit.
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>>14236088
Oh I missed you posting my request in the upper left there thanks mate
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>>14236100
They apparently cause seizures.
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>>14236078
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>>14236119
So, this rhymes with "martian", right?
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>>14236085
Yes
Now stand on your head to be in the proper position to receive her eggs
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>>14236098
That's unfortunate. I was hoping there was a chance for more eventually.
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>>14236099
Goopony will fit, but it will be tight, and you'll probably have a beergut at least.
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>>14236112

No problem. I went to sleep and forgot to post it first.

>>14236100
>>14236117

I just grabbed a phrase at random. Like
>Canada
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>>14236143
Will goopony survive?
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>>14236146
>Applejack claiming to have depth
Why would she do that? Just go on tv and lie like that?
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>>14236119
I don't get you. Nobody brought it up. He's not here. Why do you sling those words around without purpose?
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http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=28898650&content_id=31185453

CARDINALS WIN
CARDINALS WIN
CARDINALS WIN

It's the next video on the right you dumb fucks AHAHAAH
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>>14236148
CANADA CAUSES BANANA SEIZURES
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>>14236160
She's talking about her hoofing fetish
She can take it up to the elbow
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>>14236153
goopony does.

goopony also has vore fetish
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>>14236146
This reminds me of an ancient dead webcomic about dragons
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>>14236146
And yet people still can't figure out why Rainbow is worst pone.
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>>14236061
pony enjoys the dexterity of fingers
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>>14236163
Fuck off Ross.
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>>14236160
Applejack has loads of depth and width.
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>>14236161
He just plugged his shit again.
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>>14236153
Depends on if gopony wants to
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>>14236195
You can't prove it was him. Even if, it's just a picture. It has nothing to do with what you hate. You are bringing it up on purpose.
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>>14236184
>You will never rub Applejack's chest tufts while you breed her
>>
Uh.

Color requests?
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>>14236209
>>You will never rub Applejack's chest tufts while you breed them
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>>14235265
>tfw you'll never eat food with poni drool
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>>14236199
>>14236176
Lets do it
I hope pony has fun

I certainly will
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>>14236212
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>>14236176
what does gooderpy taste like?
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>>14236207
I didn't sperg out over stupid shit either. He has brought that upon himself.
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>>14236209
> You will never rub Applejack's chest tufts while you breed her
Well of course not
I'd only do that to Twilight
Or maybe Apple Bloom
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I need pony.
Give me Pony.
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>>14236220
>pony will never cum in your food and not tell you
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>>14236212
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>>14236220
Pony drooling into pony's mouth lying under her
Drawn so you could flip the image and it would still look right
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>>14236212
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>>14236220
>You will never be tied down by Pinkie
>She will never force feed you her drool-ridden food
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>>14236240
But he's not doing that anymore. You bring it up out of nowhere. I can't see your reasoning.
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>>14236237
I'd have to re-ink that, are you ok with that?

>>14236246
Added!

>>14236252
I'll try
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>>14236262
>I'd have to re-ink that, are you ok with that?
If it's not too much trouble then that would be great.
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>>14236241
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>>14236271
MT
Please
Please quit pressing my every fetish button
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>>14236271
>dash drool

NOT NOW MT
DROOLANON IS ALREADY GIVING ME THAT BONER
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>>14236212
please?
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>>14236271
Oh jeez
I'm imagining Dash lapping at the bowl in that terribly inefficient and sloppy way that dogs do
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>>14236271
derpy pet is better pet
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>>14236271
Fucking
Adorable

Now draw her nudging the ball at your foot with her nose
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>>14236271
Why is Rainbow Dash the best pet candidate?
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>>14236246
By the way, do you happen to know the original artist?
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>>14236271
why is pony dog?
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>>14236260
Was there any shitposting about him before he went full autism? None of this has happened without a good a reason and he provided it himself.
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>>14236304
Probably since she's the most proud so she'd be the most fun to break or something I dunno

Frankly I think Pinkie would make the best pet
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>>14236306
reminds me of this artist
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>>14236279
Oh, pffft
LEGAL AGE Apple Bloom
I like fertile women, not girls.
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>>14236328
Yeah, it seems to be!

Do you know the name?
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>>14236319
It's your fault.
MLPG might not be such a shithole if you posted more.
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>>14236319
You're not getting any money
Get out
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>>14236319
How's that Shiny Female Espurr hunt going?
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>>14236319
Well no, I was the one to point out this thread can be shit a surprising amount of time
But maybe you should not drop "shithole" in the very same thread you're soliciting advice and possible donations and commissions
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>>14236217
>You will never have a bunch of baby tufts running around
>>
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.
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>>14236319
We take ourselves very serious at all times.

Now gentlemen which pony has the puffiest ponut?
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>>14236318
Every contributor gets shit. Even though I don't agree with your justification of "he deserved it", you won. He's gone. Why keep bringing it up?
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>>14236338
i used too.
used to frequent draw threads but then he disappeared for a while.

he had a deviant art but he never went there at the time.

he posted as an anon so have no idea anymore.
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>>14236364
Ponut Joe
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>>14236368
>He's gone
I wish.
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>>14236319
>calling Pinkie a whore
OVER
THE
LINE
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>>14236362
I already am.
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>>14236372
Holy shit this image.
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>>14236364
My random images selection skills say...
This one, whichever it is
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>>14236392
We'll need some pictures.
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>>14236319
i'm just surprised how stupid you are acting.

and please, i am a grown man that loves my little pony: friendship is magic. how can i possibly take myself seriously??
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>>14236382
Why does it bother you so much? I cannot fathom your hate. It's like some crusade against something that you don't agree with. Why not just filter or ignore? Why attack even though he's not here?
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She wants to suck your blud
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>>14236364
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>>14236413
She can SUCK MAH DICK
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>>14236398
THATS KINDA HOT
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>>14236390
You know, I'd never have the patience for that.
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>>14236413
can she suck it through my neck?
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>>14236338
found his DA http://butts-mcpoop.deviantart.com/
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>>14236413
Does is have to be blood or will any bodily fluid do?
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>>14236392
I believe you anon.
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R-Rara sama...
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>begging mlpg for money
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>>14236338
http://butts-mcpoop.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=0

found him
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>>14236390
>make me

Great, looks like he have a shitposter for the long haul.
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>>14236435
Let's be honest anon, you can't feed pony once a day and you don't even produce enough to sustain her.
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>>14236406
>Why does it bother you so much?
Ask anyone that frequently visits these threads.
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>>14236460
>>14236427
Why do artists I enjoy have the worst names half the time
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>>14236467
You aren't answering my questions.
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>>14236466
I dunno Anon
I produce a lot of drool
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>>14236406
>ignoring people you don't like

Why don't more people just do this?
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>>14236474
It's like one of those joke names that only exiist on tv
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>>14236420
>Kissing Blueblood's hoof
Quick, what could I do to spite him?
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>>14236474
because DA is a shitty place to be.
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>>14236368
Wait, when did he say that?
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>>14236507
Who said what?
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>>14236503
Throw paint in his face.
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>>14236503

>>14236457
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>>14236503
Eat a melted twix bar right before doing so. Both Twix bars.
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>goggles
I thought she was dead.
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>>14236490
That's what I'm trying to figure out. But every time I ask, he never gives a straight answer.
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>>14236547
Nah, she just left because MLPG is shit. Maybe she's right.
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>>14236474
because it draws attention away from the faggots that resides in DA
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>>14236466
>>14236486
Gross
http://i.imgur.com/lcZ0RBm.jpg
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>>14236547
She's probably just here because she doesn't want to study for exams
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>>14236557
Yeah I left too. I just came back here to see if anyone wanted to play TF2. Watching people talk about stupid fetishes is pretty tiring after a while.
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>>14236413
I'll do it for free.
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>>14236591
I wanna play TF2!
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>>14236557
MLPG has always been pretty chill for me. Plus, I like when I get a few people to talk lore or possibilities, like how the Gryphon lands are or what Changelings do to survive on their own.
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>>14236580
MT

You should draw some drool stuff

Mini is PERFECT for it
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>>14236525
Kraut apparently left. Again.
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>>14236580
Dammit anon!

Put your kielbasa away!
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>>14236601
I wish more people would initiate that kind of discussion.
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>>14236601
I like coming up with really weird scenarios or questions and seeing what this thread thinks of them. I normally stay quiet otherwise, unless there's some news to share or comics to storytime.
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>>14236610

I didn't even know he was here!
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>>14236611
But kielbasa is delicious.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/457650
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>>14236646
Needs more penis.
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>>14236580

"No"
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>>14236646
unf
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>>14236646
>oro
>not his self insert fersona
i bet he was edited out before posted
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>>14236580
>"Cmon just touch it please.
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>>14236646
I miss when 0r0 was here and would draw nice things like this for MLPG :(

0r0-selfinsertDashie has such a nice black horse penis and ponut
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>>14235226
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>>14236611
Vampires can't eat that, come on
At least use blood sausage or something
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>>14236619
Let's start then.

Do Gryphon's actually build cloud cities, do they prefer mountains, or are they mostly solitary?

>>14236633
I've found some good mlp threads that discuss those things, even taken a liking to the asventure CYOAs.

What have you asked about before.?
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>>14236686
2lewd

...lewder.
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>>14236580
You ask for a quiet romantic night in
You ask me to 'get comfortable'
Now you don't want my penis out of the trousers?
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>>14236686
needs to be lewder
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>>14235813

wow you are a grade-A douche

any new content during hiatus is a fucking relief
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>>14236697
Needs more submarine sandwiches
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>>14236703
> grade-A douche
It's funny your ass is so boiled an hour later you just had to reply
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>>14236463

I thought Goggles was a girl...
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>>14236646
oh god why is Rainbow Dash's dick black? Did she get frostbite or something?
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>>14236686
SO much drool

I need MORE
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>>14236717
She is a sexy girl.
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>>14236686
Now AB attempting to fit a whole apple in her mouth, with messy results
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This got dark really quick.
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>>14236686
Sweetie has the prettiest mane.
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>>14236709

this is also a reply
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>>14236694
Things like how you'd react to your favorite pony somehow covertly being a changing since the show started and finding her out. Most of it is just spur of the moment inspirations. I'm not really much of a writer, so I don't go any further then seeing what comes out of it here.
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>>14236736
whoops.
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>>14236721
oro is a massive furry.
and like all furries they don't know what anatomy looks like on both humans and animals.

that is why they are furry.
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>>14236741
T-touch butts.
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>>14236751
Goggles draw the long-eared pony from the Celestia micro.
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>>14236736
>>14236751
d'aww
agreement
I bet she will grow up to be taller and prettier than her own sister.
Verdicts out on her singing potential though
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>>14236751
That looks nothing like a pony
Now I'm even less likely to give you money
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Big stallion brother is proud of you, no matter what you are.
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>>14236769

post a reference of it
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>>14236769
I'll need a reference. Long eared ponies are best.
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>>14236721
an exaggeration of how animal genitalia is darker than the rest of the body
>>
MLPG, if you were a pony what is the first thing you would do?
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>>14236804
Ponder the conditions that lead to me being a pony

that or panic

whichever occurs first
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>>14236721
Horse dicks/buttholes tend to be darker than the rest of the body.
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>>14236804
Depends, am I on Equestria or Earth?
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>>14236804
cum
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>>14236795
>>14236799
And now I lament not having the actual comics on hand. Best I can do is fanart, because apparently I didn't save the image.
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>>14236804
Take Flight
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>>14236804
Well after the mental breakdown probably masturbate.
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>>14236810
>>14236803
I prefer light pink horsecocks with splotches of dark
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>>14236804
Flap my wings that I would have. Because a Pegasi is what I would be.
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>>14236804
Look for other ponies.
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>>14236820
This one, right?
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>>14236799
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>>14236820
Aha, wait, someone posted the Celestia micro on the sub.
http://mlpg.co/co/src/1378893618086.jpg
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>>14236735
not surprising. I enjoy that this fandom panders to my edgy side
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Would you this ponka?
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>>14236842
>>14236846
I hnng everytime.
I don't think she has a name, damn shame.
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>>14236804
practice winking in a mirror
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>>14236826
Who draws them like that, or just good ones in general. So when I start drawing them they look good.
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>>14236820
>google "mlp comic long ears" to see if I can find it
>find this instead
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>>14234842
Is this from one of those pony doujins? I would sure like to know which one or how to find it on exhentai or something.
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>>14236842
>>14236846
That was it, yes.
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>>14236804
Defeat Celestia in a game of chess that decides the new ruler of Equestria.
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>>14236804
Go exploring
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>>14236865
It's from Hoof Beat
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>>14236865
I'm sure rumble would know
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>>14236784
Big Mac is best big brother!
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>>14234900
Are all of the antagonists' voices already accounted for? I have a strong suspicion that that resume listing was for one of the past antagonists, like the bullies from Sonic Rainboom or... something.
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>>14236862
Dunno
I'm sure there's a couple artists, but I can't name any off the top of my head.
Mostly I'm just remembering a real one that was posted here a few times back when that was common
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>>14236858
If my gf was inside it, sure
actually, most people qualify
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>>14236858
No, well maybe...is it a grilll?

if yes, then yes

if no , then no
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>>14236864
reminds me of this

my most shameful unf
https://derpibooru.org/446639
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>>14236864
What is with this autists and vore?
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>>14236697
>>14236701
>>14236723


do I have a name yet?
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>>14236914
every fetish has really shit artists

the simple fact is that fetish artists wuth any skill go to more niche fetishes, where the real cash is
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>>14236902
>https://derpibooru.org/446639
OVER THE LINE
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>>14236914
It's their brains trying to get them eaten by a large pedatory animal for the good of the rest. It's like a failsafe.
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>>14236891
No clue, but I would lose my shit if he pops up as a villain.
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>>14236921
Spitshine
Droolie
Slurp
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>>14236921
I sure hope so

It's so strange I'm not unfing but I feel like I should be. I just love all of it.
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>>14236926
The more niche the fetish the more you need to accept anyone who's willing to draw it.
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>>14236921
He is drooling SO much.

Don't end up like Alchoholics Anonymous. Or AA for short.
How about
Salivating Brony?
or SB for short?
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>>14236921
i shall name you The Masticator!!
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>>14236954
>having brony in your name
>2013
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>>14236929
just be glad it isn't the first part, wherein you have to see the eyesore of an OC in all her horrible glory.
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>>14236921
Salivarious

Too fancy?
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>>14236921
Saliva Bro
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I wish pony would stop asking to smoke and drink with her
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>>14236945
All these facts are incredibly true. If you want to make some quick dosh, just draw fetish art.
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>>14235092

Nutmeg
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>>14236921
Salivador Dali
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>>14237000
I wish pony would ask me to smoke and drink with her.
I don't even smoke or drink, I just want pony to do things with me.
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>>14236876
>>14236865
It's not in Hoof Beat 1 or 2.
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>>14237002
I suppose an exception may exist where a skilled artist (really a not-shit artist) has a niche fetish.
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http://i.imgur.com/ysDdkuA.jpg
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>>14237038
???
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>>14237038
This is why you don't fall asleep in public at a brony con.
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>>14237029
It's just Ajin
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>>14237034
That's where ya hit the gold mine, and it's a win win for everybody. In case of mlp vore it'd be Ponythroat, though he doesn't release things too often.
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>>14237038
BCS pls
http://i.imgur.com/4GpJMIf.gif
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>>14236991
I like this...and the short SB but what if I don't always draw drool? or should I accept it and shut up
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>>14237079
Don't do it, theres already a drawfag that goes by SB
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i have been away for a while
in the mean time, i got way into cars for some reason

winter is coming, who's buying an awd shitbox to hoon like a mad cunt in parking lots?
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>>14237079
It would be funny to have another SB
I think we've had like 4 of them now
Really, its up to you
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you know who else liked ponies?

hitler!
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>>14237071
>http://i.imgur.com/4GpJMIf.gif
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>>14237079
Anon are you taking requests?
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>>14237071
what is this
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>>14237112
BCS fucking some guy that wasn't her fiance at a furry convention
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what if you are wrong?
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>>14237079
I like you Saliva Bro.
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>>14237107
Is that the ctrl alt delete guy?
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>>14237109
yeah sure the last one for today

>>14237090
>>14237096
oh well...I'll keep thinking
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>>14237123
do you have any more information?
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Nice to See Goggles still goggling
>tfw jalm will never be jalming again
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>>14237141
salivartist
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>>14237071
>BCS has sex
>I will never have sex
>I will never have friends
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>>14237133
I don't know who that is. What I do know is that's Freddie Wong
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>>14237141
I'm gonna call you Saliva Bro anyway because it fits you.
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>>14235309
I want to sniff Pinkie's fat crack.
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>>14237123
who took the picture? is there video
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>>14237071
i'd hit it
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Homura becomes Satan and reverts Madoka godform.
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Carnik Kon
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>>14237159
It's not her fault, she's a girl.
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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>>14237176
Probably some other guy she was going to fuck after that
No video

She also complained that the sex was shit because he was too big
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>>14237141
Night guard and Sun guard cute shipping.
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>>14236842
>>14236846
She's super cute. She should be some kind of dancer.
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>>14237182
I love it
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>>14237199
Titan says its much safer INSIDE wall Sina
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>furry convention drama and a spit-swap focused new drawfag

well it's good to see things are still just as nuts around here
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>>14237201
nice
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>>14237182
Really?

Even /mlp/ isn't safe?
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pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
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>>14237199
Pony should probably try living underground where the titans can't get.
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>>14237225
Yeah, I was thinking of sending that to her sister's facebook, but she took it down
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How can anyone blame MLPG for still being around even during a hiatus when theres an even worse board that will be around long after the show is dead?

It's like complaining that you didn't clean up your room while a volcano is erupting next door.
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>>14237232
I wish pony would pat me.
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>>14237232
weh weh weh weh weh weh weh
weh weh weh weh weh weh weh
weh weh weh weh weh weh weh
weh weh weh weh weh weh weh
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>>14237244
BCS has a sister? wait your not talking about the 9 year old sister?

what the fuck we arnt /b/ here
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>>14237267
Where do you think /b/read went after they were banned?
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>>14237232
I wish I had saved the patting skeletons.
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>>14237093
Cars aren't a flavor of the month/year/season/whatever thing for most people.
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>>14237267
Oh calm down.

That little girl has almost definitely already had more sex than anyone here will have in their lifetimes.
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>>14237213
Cute.
Still not getting any money.
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>>14237275
/b/ because they're still there

All /mlp/ and rule 15 did was get us off /co/ because we follow the rules
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remember when googles was cool
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>>14237280
vaginas are apparently in short supply
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>>14237246
Can you imagine 4chan in 2022?
Of course you will still be here as will everyone else.
moot has long since sold the site to some for-profit company.
My little pony: friendship is magic is long over,
but /mlp/ board is still here

What is that future like? Go on that journey with me
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>>14237267
Well when someone does what BCS did it makes my /b/ roots flare up and I want to RUIN them.

I posted her personal info on here already.
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>>14237276
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>>14237213
goggles why did you throw us in the trash to die so you can go play with ponies and pokemon
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>>14237293
No, they're just all claimed by a small number of penises.
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>>14237298
>it makes my /b/ roots flare up and I want to RUIN them
>shitposting.txt
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>>14237308
Didn't you see her post telling everyone here that this place is a shithole?

She doesn't like it here.
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>>14237277
it's simple
get subaru awd or something for 3 grand
go to parking lot during a snowfall
slam dem gears and yank that handbrake and spin around like a top

i dont think RD would do shit like this though, why do i have a feeling she'd get a dodge charger but get it in automatic and just pretend she knows how to drive it?
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>>14237298
is there just the 1 pic?
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How can you turn apple juice into orange juice?

By having Applejack drink it!
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>>14237303
Excellent
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>>14237327
eww
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>>14237324
There was one of her tits

But she has ugly tits and her face was blurred
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>>14237327
But how do I drink the orange juice, Pank?
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>>14237341
do you have it
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>>14237327
y-your pee is orange?

I think you need to go see a doctor, Scrubbles
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>>14237298
>I posted her personal info on here already.
Sent please.
You cansed enough shit when you did that with the skype logs.
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>>14237296
>going around the hood with my botnet goggles
>decide to browse /mlp/
>suddenly got a file in my brain, wut
>it'shappening.mp3
>oh shit, season 10 is out apparently
>restock on instant spaghetti
>activate my rainbow dash ironman fursuit and fly to the /mlpg/ headquarters
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>>14237339
>>14237359
You think thats bad?

Well, orange you gla I didnt say banana?
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>>14237376
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>>14237362
>/mlpg/ headquarters

>It's the largest skyscraper in the floating metropolis.
>Huge panes of red windows framed by obsidian walls.
>Shaped like a massive stallion penis.
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>>14237376
At least bananas are yellow...
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Post ponies being cute please.
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>>14237389
>Yellow.
>He lets them rot before eating them.
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>>14237398
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>>14237389
You know what else is yella?

s[poiler]Fluttershys fat ugly stallion looking wings
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>>14237398
does this work?
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>>14237398
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>>14237405
Not him but I don't touch those things unless they're starting to splotch.
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>>14237398
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>>14237410
To be fair, I've yet to find a place on 4chan that is not a shit hole to some extent
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>>14237410
That's because everyone left.
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>>14237398
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>>14237386
>we biologically modified ourselves to be actual satyrs, ponies .etc
>augments to simulate magic for unicorns and rockets/jets/mechanical wings for the pegusi
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>>14237410
>but I still come around to take requests and stuff

No you don't
The only reason you're here now is to ask for money.
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>>14237430
And moot did everything he could do to kill us by making /mlp/
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>>14237207
I hate male ponies...
good night!
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>>14237424
"I know I agreed to this bet but can't I do something else please? This is so humiliating."
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>>14237448
you forgot their tails
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>>14237430
wonder if it'll fill back up for season 4?
>probably not
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>>14237442
>all the poor people are earth ponies
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>>14237424
IMMINENT PENETRATION
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>>14237443
We have the drawfags tied up in the basement, anyone showing minor drawing ability is thrown down there. Ross keeps sneaking in and chaining himself up, it stopped being fun throwing him out the 20th time.
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>>14237457
oops and I just noticed both are sun guards sorry but I have to sleep
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>>14237448
>>14237479
I was talking about this two but thank you.
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>>14237410
>I still come around to take requests and stuff.

Funny, I remember you coming in saying you would draw for money.
And then insulting the general when you chummed with your LPS lackey like 'Oh why are you HERE?! This place is shit!'
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>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-UMZ1OvfBQ
>Why Do Ponies Talk?
>Thought he would discuss maybe discuss how
>Theories on the physiology of it, their evolution
>Instead theory that says people think in actual words and thus without language you can't actually think and therefore couldn't form a society
>So this is why ponies talk

Wow, I wasted six minutes of my time on some Youtube Brony. Why did I think it would work out differently.
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Instead of complaning about MLPG, why not try to make things better?

Here I'll start.

So, new episode synopsis, eh? VA who did the English dub for Nappa is in it. Think he'll sound the same, like when he turns into Bulging Biceps?

I'd find that amusing.
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>>14237485
Why do people preach how this is 4chan and youre allowed to be abrasive but when someone with a name says something a regular anon would say you guys get extremely buttmad and never get over it ever?
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>>14237504
What fucking synopsis?
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>>14237504
I'm looking forward to the "Weirdest Episode Yet!"
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>>14237504
If they don't have a power level joke I will be incredibly okay with the episode.
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>>14237515
for the premier?
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>>14237515
Like, half the episodes for the next season got a brief synopsis a week ago.

You live under a pony rock?
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>>14237515
There was also this.
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>>14237484
I love those two. They always have cute art.
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>>14237529
http://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/princess-twilight-sparkle-and-her-colorful-po-2756/
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>>14237059
>>14237029
>>14236865
ah, I think I found his gallery on FA, but nothing matches that crop, probably because it's explicit or something.

Since I don't have or otherwise want a FA account, I guess I'll never find it...
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>>14237530
No they didn't
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>>14237504
I don't know.
I'm looking forward to new pony, but the big dramatic adventure episodes never live up to the hype.
Not that they aren't enjoyable, but its really what I want in the show.
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>>14237515
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8

Nigga, you living under a rock?
Go check EqD or something.
Also we got this.
It's a thing.
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w-will we get new drawfags and drama and stuff when S4 comes out? Or is the excitement all pretty much over now
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>>14237504
With regard to Nappa, I think this is actually the case: >>14236891
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>>14237555

Aw snap lps is back
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>lps lackey
heheh
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>>14237555
>going to EqD
>ever

It's going to be utter shit until we watch it. Then it'll either be even worse or so great it'll make us soil ourselves sporadically.
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>>14237555
that says literally nothing
i guess it's too late to hope for twilight getting depowered at some point
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>>14237566
Possibly, but that still doesnt exclude him.

Shows hold on to actors and have them reprised for new roles. That's why the mane 6 is voice by 4 people
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>>14237559
>drama
>wanting entire days of nonstop shitposting
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>>14237570
I swore I was gonna watch LPS this summer but never did
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>>14237581
woops, forgot to link to >>14237485
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>>14237566
I don't think a grown man can sound like a bitchy teenager.
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>>14237583
Fine, go here instead:
http://mlp.derpynews.com/promo-for-season-4-premiere/
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>>14237543
Writer don't give a fuck
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>>14237545

Here, bud

https://e621.net/pool/show/2206
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>>14237429
Exactly. 4chan is objectively a terrible place filled with terrible people with terrible opinions.
>>14237443
I stop by every month or so to post anything pony. I haven't taken many requests lately. I went off drawing for a while because I was settling into my new job. I'll probably be around a little more.
>>14237485
I posted a drawing and inquired whether I was till well known/good enough to take commissions.
I remember seeing Dotkwa drawfagging for the LPS generals and I didn't know he ponied. I was surprised such a decrepit, crusty old general like MLPG still got new drawfags and stuff.
LPS is a better show, anyway.
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>>14237566
Wasn't it removed from his resume though?
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>>14237559
I think I might start drawing regularly and posting my progress in MLPG and stuff when S4 starts
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>>14237594
Are you just that naive?
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>>14237606

>LPS
>better

Even with all the shit being dumped on the show by hasbro I think I still prefer my pastel colored horses.
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>>14237606
>LPS is a better show, anyway.
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>>14237597
I really dont see any reason to.

Half the reason it got any attention at all was because everyone was doom saying "Next MLP! NEXT MLP!"

And I get its in Flash, but god damn it just doesnt look good. At least pony can keep the characters from looking like pin wheel puppets most of the time
>>
Why the fuck haven't you tracked me down and murdered me yet?
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>>14237606
Sometimes this place isn't so bad, it can just get bad when people decide to act childishly.

Can you please calm down and be a nice person? That's all I'm asking.
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>>14237635
Can you stop being a retard? That's all I'm asking.
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>>14237621
i hold out hope for impossible things
like apple imploding
peace in the middle east
battery chemistry that's worth a fuck
and obama being succeeded by someone who isnt worse
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>>14237631
I could ask you the same thing.
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>>14237631
What's in it for me?
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Well that was a fun color practice, I hope I didn't fucked it up that much!
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>>14237635
Pff, like that would happen.

No seriously, being nice literally hurts Australians.

It burns like fire!
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>>14237606
>LPS is a better show
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>>14237635
>Goggles
>being a nice person
this has never happened
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>>14237659
The fuck is wrong with you? You actively try to smear shit on the walls and then complain that they're brown.
Go fuck yourself.
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>>14237635
Honestly I go all around 4chan and visit a number of generals regularly. It's all shit, but at least MLPG stays pony related most of the time.

Given, a lot of that time is about pony butts. But at least we're not anime spammed every day or super overtly shit posted on with no mod support.

And no, /co/ is not all that much better, though I still prefer it to the mistake that is /mlp/
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>>14237659
Then get the fuck out.
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>>14237648
>i hold out hope for impossible things

Like you finishing a game?
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>>14237659
You still work with animals?
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>taking Goggles seriously
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EQG>>>>>>>>LPS
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>>14237658
Looks like those poor animals are going to have a BEAR of a time!
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>>14237605
Haha, they have dog dicks. And it's gay, which I guess I should have expected but was hoping for some fun with Celestia or Luna.

Thanks anyway, though.
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>>14237697
It's like BCS v2.0
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>>14237708
But we've already got BCS 2.0
And BCS 3.0
And BCS 4.0
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>>14237697
maybe I just have nostalgia goggles on no pun intended but I don't remember her being this bitchy in the past
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>>14237628
I hear Peter New gets a lot of time in it so I might just watch it for that.
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>>14237708
You obviously weren't here when Goggles was a regular. Her caustic personality is well-established and expected.
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>>14237706
Would you take your favorite pony's knot?
>>
Goggles works with animals?

Jelly
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>>14237720
She was always bitchy, also some of her responses are jokes
>>
drugpony put something in straightedgepony's soup, what was it?
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I don't get it, are you guys really hurt by the way Goggles is acting?

Seriously?
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>>14237720
>I don't remember her being this bitchy in the past

I bet you weren't here when the whole Nyx fiasco happened

It was fun at that time, but looking at it back it was just /b/ attitude
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>>14237751
Another railroad spike.
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>>14237606
>LPS is a better show, anyway.
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>>14237583
Sethisto saw an advanced screening of the premier at a special hub event for little children

he says it was epic and amazing and all bronies will love it.
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>>14237753
I'm just over here laughing, I guess. The people exploding over this are just dumb.
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>>14237754
I was, it's just it's been almost 3 years for me so you forget a lot
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>>14237600
First of all, and most importantly, he is a voice actor. The entire reason he got the job is because he can modulate his voice.

And secondly, it seems that you're somewhat too dense to pick up on the last two words of the post or even the picture.
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>>14237658
It's like that pic was made for you mate

I love it
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>>14237779
>or even the picture.

But Anon.
That pony had no lines.
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>>14237762
>>14237626
>>14237669
Say I wanted to trap Rainbow Dash

What would be the best bait to use?
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>>14237768
So it's going to be fucking terrible
Good to know
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>>14237628
>has never watched LPS
The character designs are pretty bad, but they grow on you after a while.
I find the characters more interesting and diverse, with better voice acting.
The stories are pretty juvenile compared to MLP, but the dialogue is pretty hilarious at time and some of the visual gags are great. The songs are also infinitely superior.
Fuck Blythe and her friends, though. They suck.
If you like pony, there's absolutely no reason to not give LPS a try.
>>14237691
Yep. i am now qualified to give haircuts to dogs, cats and guinea pigs.
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>>14237779
>First of all, and most importantly, he is a voice actor.

>John DeLancie is a voice actor.
And he literally only has ONE voice.
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>>14237768
THIS IS MAKING ME VERY WORRIED
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>>14237803
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>>14237658
Beautiful coloring as always, Dooks.
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>>14237810
Good on you.
Though I can't imagine cats having much patience for trimming.
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>>14237820
Kinda like Tara, huh
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>>14237803
Wonderbolts covered in peanutbutter
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>>14237821
WORK ON THE GAME
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>>14237730
My favorite pony doesn't have a knot. Probably because I'm not a fag.
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>>14237768
Oh it's a good thing he gave it the fucking green light.
I was worried for a moment!
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snuggles with Twilight
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>>14237810
Oh, just grooming?

Not so jelly.
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>>14237823
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D57L5QCj6vU
>i hate it when my vagina is a lobster
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>>14237841
Sorry, I guess I left out the hypothetical situation for brevity; allow me to rephrase the question.

If your pony had a huge horse-sized dog dick would you take her knot? What if she really needed it?
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>>14237810
I read haircuts as handjobs for some reason

I think I'm going to bed
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>>14237728
BCS Alpha?
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>>14237702
Scrubbles pls, I can't bear with this right meow

>>14237784
>>14237826
Aww shucks, I'm glad you guys liked it!

I'll try to keep the pace again with coloring if my homework doesn't make me go away from MLPG again
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>>14237810
Here is why I don't like LPS

The animation looks wooden and stiff.
Its clearly trying to cheaply artificially jump start the success MLP had, at least in the beginning.
You have a cast of interesting animal characters, but have the whole thing centered around a boring as shit human main protagonist, like with Monster Vs Aliens.

Thats a lot of negative inertia for me.
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>>14237768
>>14237804
>>14237821
>>14237845
Are you people this easy?
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>>14237889
Seth, don't you have a site to run?
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>>14237820
A lot of voice actors can only do one voice.

The measure of a voice actor isnt having a thousand distinct character voices, though thats always a plus. Its being able to take direction, to sound the part and to ACT.
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>>14237871
No, just a comically angry individual sometimes. Form your own damn opinions already.
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>>14237889
Are you this easy?
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i just jacked it to the BCS pic. dont ask me why. also i was thinking mostly of the dude.
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>>14237889
MLPG is so easy it fucks on the first date.
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>>14237899
What's her button? I wish to push it.
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>>14237889
how new are you? we were all ironically pretending to be stupid reverse trolling
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>Vest comes in for costume.
>Finally, I can get this Flam costume made in time to sneak it in as a clever barbershop quartette costu-
>It doesn't fit around the shoulders at all.
>Have to two day a larger size.
FUCK!
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>>14237908
MLPG is the chrapest date
find a surface that is soft and they'll bone you on the spot
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>>14237901
I would feel pity for the guy if anything, it looked like he and the bed were at maximum capacity.
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http://strawpoll.me/602355
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>>14237899
I remember when Grumpy Gus was first drawn. I thought he was me in pone form.
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>>14237954
>Fucking on soft things
What are you casual? Concrete fucking master race.
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>>14237899
oh man, i miss grumpy gus
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>>14237908
MLPG kisses prostitutes
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>>14237801
He had no words, he still had a voice.

>>14237820
Cool cherry pick brah.
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>>14237960
>no Thin Mint
I will fight you
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>>14237935
I neither know nor care. Tended not to make enough of a nuisance of myself to set her off.
And you shouldn't either, especially if it's just out of boredom.
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>>14237832
They do not. I'm at a vet clinic now, so we drug them up pretty hard and they go through all right.

>>14237852
Grooming is fun. It's all the benefit of working with animals, but you never have to see them die or be in pain or anything. A dog will always go home looking and feeling better than when they came in.
>>14237877
>judging a show my its animation.
I bet you didn't like Home Movies or Dr. Katz, either.
They actually do a pretty good job of balancing between characters. Blythe may be the main character, but she actually gets a pretty equal amount of screentime/character development compared to the pretty large supporting cast. Twombly, Roger and the Biskits are all pretty great side characters that appear frequently.
I honestly can't refute the riding of MLP's coattails, though.
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>>14237955
>guy is popular in the furry fandom
>makes enough money to travel to any convention whenever he wants
>nice body
>confirmed having a large dick

dont feel too much pity for him
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>>14237960
I love how the zigger is in cursive.
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>>14237967
Oh well excuse me princess. You want breakfast in bed, too?

I only fuck on broken glass with fire ants in it
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>>14237973
Yes...well..

TACTICAL POCKET SAND!
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>>14237865
Nope, she can find another outlet and probably is resourceful enough to have solved the problem on her own already, without having to depend on me to help with such a thing.
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>>14237994
>Popular in the furry fandom and enough money for a cheap hotel and flying to bumfuckville midwest city
Really now you need a better job anon.
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Thank you to all who participated in tonight's session of Cute "Quest."

We'll be trying to wrap up the Festival Friday scenario tomorrow night since this first half dragged on a bit.

There's a meta thread on the sub if you want to discuss the ongoings of the quest or throw any questions at me. I'll try to check it regularly.

http://mlpg.co/qt/res/251951.html


Thanks again, have a great night everyone.
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>>14237973
Tara Strong's voices aren't all that diverse wither, and she's a massively popular VA.
Kristen Schaal, too. Point is, you don't need to be able to modulate your voice to voice act successfully, which his example showed.
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>>14237992
I do not care for Home Movie and I think most other people only care for Coach Mcguirk
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>>14237901
Wait
What pic
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>>14237960
HEY
both Samoa and Savannah Smile are in cursive. Because they both start with 'S' and write in script.
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>>14238018

Thanks for the FUN
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>>14237960
>my favorite isnt there

fuck you straight to hell
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>>14238018
Aw yeah, more cute quest tomorrow.
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>>14238018
No, thank YOU.
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>>14238025
How did a zigger learn to write in cursive? That's impossible
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>>14238018
Goddamn it, that pony is so adorable. Is there more art of Detective Puff?
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>>14238018
Thanks for running it, Aspirant!
Somebody should draw tubby Cobalt sliding around the centrifuge.
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>>14238023
there is couple of pics of BCS having sex with some dude.

BCS may be crazy but i would still bang
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Sorry for no Braeburnquest last week or this week, been too worn down. Could go for a double session next week since I should have more time and space to myself.

In other news, apparently I can be compared to mldoxy and maniacpaint. Where the fuck is my money?
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>>14238054
Oh. Not sure I want.
I was hoping a pony was involved in some fashion.
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>>14237960
>dat samoa dominance

best cookie, best scout
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>>14238018
>pony smoking

fuck off, no one here wants to see cute ponies poisoning themselves and ruining their lives
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>>14237994
I wonder how BCS fucks. Crazy in the head crazy in bed etc.
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>>14238076
Bubble pipe.
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>>14238061
>uber boober
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>>14238061
We burnt it because pony said it was the devil.
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what a great day
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>>14238061
It's still in peoples' wallets because you haven't asked for it yet.
>>14238067
Damn straight.
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>>14237960
>About to make a post saying Samoa is the best one
>Vote
>Samoa is 16 to the next highest 6

Well alright, you guys already know Samoa is the best.
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>>14238076
>Hi guys, I don't watch the show.
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>>14238076
You should try watching the show, it's good
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>>14238067
Careful Anon...
Things may get LEWD!
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>>14238076
It's a costume, hateanon. It's not real. That's the point of a costume.
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>>14238076
>Implying it isn't a bubble pipe

You really gotta chill, sir.

>>14238050
Not to my knowledge, no. Nasse drew that picture at my request some time ago. Unfortunately he hasn't drawn much recently and I haven't really requested anything from anyone since I'm still trying to earn back my credibility in a way.
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>>14238061
how am i supposed to give you my money when you dont do shit

no calendars or 3d boobs twist mouspads for sale
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>>14238093
cute/10
zibba best
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>>14238061
>being happy that you got compared by a furfag to some bronyfamous artists
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>>14237960
I still think Berry Munch is best
Dulce is most kawaii
Samoa is cool too I guess
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>>14238025
>>14237999

They struck me as the sort to write in cursive.
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I wish I had a yellow cuddle-buddy to go to sleep with
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>>14238067
>>14238102
>>14238093
Outrageous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yndJKMj-RSQ

well then
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>>14238129
Shut the door, and put your head to the floor.
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>>14238112
just because a tv show has people smoking weed on it doesnt make it ok
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>>14238135
Berry's okay. She seems cuddly.
Dulce I'd worry about getting dirt or dust in her eyes.
Samoa's just 2cute.
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>>14238076
Fuck you. You said you wouldn't do this shit anymore.
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>>14238146
That would be nice.
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>>14238125
>tfw no 3d boob calander mouspads for sale
Different boobs for each month, think about it
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>>14238140
Guess realism isn't your main focus, huh?
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>>14238076
Come on even I know it's just a bubble pipe
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>>14237992
That's a good way of looking at it, but I've always dreamed of being a veterinarian.
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>>14238135
>>14238140
I'm struck at how little people are fond of the tall gawky one.
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>>14238182
Hey I voted for her
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>>14238018
Thanks again Aspirant, have a great night.
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>>14238061
>I can be compared to mldoxy and maniacpaint

No, you REALLY can't
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>>14238182
That makes you the one person out of 42 who did.
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>>14238165
He's pretending to be me, I wouldn't jump to smoking that quickly, it'd have to be pot and it's had to be more than one image and especially not an image with pinkie pie and her bubble pipe.

I guess I should adopt a trip for the good of the thread.
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>>14238182
She needs more screentime.
So far she doesn't have much going for her besides being a scaredy-cat and having low self-esteem.
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>>14238177
>Blade glances off chest
>Goes directly into neck or shoulder
Shit armor, would not siege with.
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>>14238061
It's fine, RL stuff comes first. Double session could be fun, but don't feel you have to make it up or anything.
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>>14238210
whoops
>>14238193
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>>14238182
It's kinda sad, I figured Savannah to be the bitch of the group till this pic.
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>>14238182
I'm not saying she's bad, I'm just saying she's not the best. Pretty much all of AA's fillies are adorable.
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>>14238213
Oh.
...Well, thank you.
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>>14238125
>>14238175
I don't have quite enough OCs for that, unless you meant pony humanizations. For noncommissioned work, I'd rather not do fanart.
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>one of the simpsons voice actors died
woah dude
how late am I
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>>14238219
Dude what

there's no way for the blade to bounce off the chest and go into the neck nor the shoulder
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>>14238061
Dude you do this shit in your free time for free. Don't feel like you owe us shit, next step after that is resenting us.
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>>14238213
I don't really think the tripmis necessary, but it'll be useful maybe if you want to help talk about pony arms and armor some more?
Just taking a trip to talk about straight edge stuff is not a good idea.
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>>14238238
15 seasons late
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>>14238235
You do commissions?
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>>14238213
No, you shouldn't make a trip, a name is enough.

And you shouldn't be "jumping" on anyone
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>>14238241
Anything above the curve would go up. It would be better without the hourglass shape.
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>>14238235
It's the difference between riding the brony money train and being another dude who does it for enjoyment
Or you could do it for both
Think about how much money doxy is banking right now
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>>14238250

Neither of you need a trip or a name
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>>14238250
he's trying to avoid impersonation, silly.
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Guardians or Defiants?
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>>14238257
It would go up and then do nothing
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>>14238228

Savannah's a bit like a lemon. Sometimes sour, sometimes sweet.
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Pony wants to make you a man Takkun.
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ded
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>>14238305
I blame Goggles
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>>14238303
You Maya want to get baktun the ponies.
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>>14238303
>older woman coming on to you
I can't lie.
This is my fetish.
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>>14238332
>not an older woman coming on you
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>over a year since I last browsed MLPG
>"oh man the hyper-index is still up time to check this shit out"
>Dino-fag came back

woah

did you finally officially give up on MLP animal crossing?

also has the new horse started yet
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>>14238303
so did he do her with that horn thingy or what
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>>14238332
Appledan pls
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>>14238344
No she just leads him around by the cock.
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>>14238340
>not a bigger woman sitting on you
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>>14238303
>cartoon ass

my favorite
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>>14238341
27 days. It's going to be shit.
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>>14238346
oi! I've been into it since before appledan was ever here!
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>>14238351
Would you, MLPG?

Even in her current state?
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>>14238349
pq pls
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>>14238341
One can dream
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>>14238351
>hooker
Call-girl, Anon.
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>>14238357
I've been into it since my cousin raped me
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>>14238361
no, i have respect of other peoples property
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>>14238373
Storytime!
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>>14238373
...Was she hot?
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>>14238361
still warm for two hours am I right
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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO IN A LAND BEFORE TIME IN MY UNCLES DOG RUN THERE I WAS WITH ME AND MY HOT COUSIN.
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>>14238383
5'11" thin and athletic
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>>14237960
>collecting information online
Those filly scouts are up to no good. I can feel it.
Ever wonder why their cookies taste so good? Think about it...
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DRAW PROMPT THREE COMMENCE

DRAW GHOSTPONE
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>>14238373
details please
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>>14238394
There's gonna be lots of blood. Calling it.
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>>14238370
I've never played Animal Crossing.
But I think I understand the appeal of them.
A community simulation where I do chores and crap for cute ponies who have lots to say and for me to do and want to be my friends is basically some wish fullfullment shit.
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>>14238398
What about the breasts? And butt?
Were you old enough to enjoy it rather than be traumatized?
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>>14238399
Silly Space Cadet. They're not up to anything.
Now, have you had your flu shot? It's that season again, and we don't want you getting sick.
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>>14238418
Breasts weren't very big, butt was a good size but tight
13 and 17
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YOU GOTTA FIGHT

FOR YOUR RIGHT

TO POOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
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>>14238433
Did she remind you of your mother?
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>>14238412
New Leaf was my first Animal Crossing, and I have to say it's really relaxing, and the way the villagers interact with you and the little store owners start getting along with you is neat and cute.

It also kind of hurts when villagers leave too
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>>14238446
No problem, Samoa.

Hey, I've got popsicles in my basement if you want one.
>>
Dear Red, if you're here I hope you enjoy the story I wrote for you.

You'll know which one.
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>>14238341
27 days man
27

http://mlpg.co/countdown/
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>>14238447
Not in the least, my mother is short, pasty white and not athletic in the least
My cousin is tall, spanish, and athletic
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Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean I smell awfully terribly today. I-it's my natural pheromones my scent gland is producing...
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>>14238446
>>14238456
>waiting until the basement
Bah. As if anyone would take that shady offer.
That's why I brought some out in a cooler.
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>>14238449
It hurts when people leave MLPG
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>>14238449
Oh Jesus, what if you were playing a Pony Crossing and one of the main six left town?
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>>14238433
This is starting to sound less and less like "rape."
Explain the context.
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>>14238482
Bitch wash out yo holes.
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>>14238489
do they still make those?

I remember them being the shit.
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>>14238482
something seems different about this pony.
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>>14238482
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>>14238489
Man, I love those things so much
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>>14238482
why is one of your eyes tilted
did someone mess that up when they made you twily
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>>14238496
Burn it all down, the town is ruined.
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>>14238507

Oh bughorse, why must everything be done the hard way? It would be so much easier to just ask for love.
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>>14238504
Of course they still make them. I can get a box if 100 or so for three dollars.
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>>14238480
Show me on this pony where she touched you
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>>14238504
My store can't get rid of them. They're usually in a bin somewhere at room temperature. For us they're between produce and the liquor department, right where they belong.
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>>14238482
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=eh+heh+heh%2C+what
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>>14238499
It WAS rape
That's why I'd rather not go into it
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>>14238482
>Bughorse is actually really really bad at relationships
>spills her spaghetti everytime, even under the guise of others
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>>14238489
razor blades on the sides of your mouth, ugh
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>>14238449
I teared up when I become the new champion in pokemon y

there is something wrong with me
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2c2fe6c5e96b391ac3a091c94c1dadf/tumblr_mvbbbgEaR91rxa87ao2_500.gif

THERE BE UNFS
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>>14238530
did she insert something into you? how horrifying
Im sorry if so
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>>14238530
You mean to tell me you got to have sex with a hot older girl with a nice ass, and you didn't even enjoy it?
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>>14238538
Has dash been fucking a can of black paint? Is applejacks throat coated in tar?
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>>14238496
>Everytime Applejack asks you to catch a bug you bring it to her
>You bring her furniture and send her letters
>"Yeehaw! Weather sure is good today, right, anon?"
>You have to stop playing because real life
>20 days later
>You find out she left the town

Anon it's almost 2 am and you made me feel
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>>14238516
Do you think it was something you as a player did to cause it?
Were you such a big help that pony was able to go on to greener pastures? Did Pinkie open that party goods store? Did Rarity have to move to the city? Did Twilight have to go on never ending friendship ambassador meetings?

What if your only options were to not let them succeed to their full extend and stay in Ponyville with you or let them grow and leave?
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>>14238562
>Turn the clock back
>Applejack's harvest is ruined
>She doesn't know it was your fault
>Cries softly at night, can't go in her house
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Can't escape!
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>>14238547
No, but lets just say a 5'3" chubby kid can't really fight off a tall athletic 17 year old that wanted to "try something"
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>>14238569
And then you're there, you can't grow, you can't succeed, you already have the big house, the beautiful, empty town. You can only be there for them, when, if they come back.
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>>14238586
...Try what?
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>>14238586
Did you cry, Anon? It's okay, you can tell us.
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>>14238431
WHERE DID YOU GET MY PICTURE?
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SISTER?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FLU SHOTS?
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My little pony can beat up your little pony.
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>>14238586
Id have to know what happened to really feel bad. It sounds too good to be true.
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>>14238598
>>14238600
Do we have to do this? Honestly?
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>>14238606
Nuh uh!
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>>14238595
Just like real life!
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Which pony enjoys changeling sex the ost?
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>>14238606

I challenge you to a pony battle, faggot
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>>14238614
You can always just not respond
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>>14238598
>>14238608
I'm not exactly straight, and hormones don't exactly care
Neither do drunk cousins
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>>14238639
No, pony is not for battling.
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>>14238608
Yeah, feel bad. That's what I'm going to do, too. Yup.
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>>14238595
But Anon, what if one day she does come back?
And you're there. Just like she remembers you. The same hardworking person who does so much for their friends. The same person who helped her reach her dreams?

What if now she wants to start a family and seeing you after all these years makes her realize what she came back for and why she decided to come home to find the person she wanted to grow old with. It was you.
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>>14238650
So what you're saying is, it was lesbian?
Cool.
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>>14238639
You have to look at the other person first
right in the eyes
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>>14238670
No, I'm a guy
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>>14238650
What happened when she sobered up?
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>>14238683
So was the cousin secretly a dude?
That's way too gay, yo
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>>14238649
I'm not the one with the story, I just don't feel like sitting ringside while a couple of faggots stroke their dicks to a rape story.
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>>14238695
A girl can't rape a guy anon.
Check your priviledge.
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>>14238687
I was out of her house by then, and I haven't seen her since
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>>14238693
>>14238670
I think the implication is he's gay, at least somewhat, and his drunk female cousin was not. His hormones just got the best of him and he feels confused by the whole thing.
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>>14238710
What? Someone on the internet, gay? Fuck off.
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>>14237978
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>>14238710
Yeah pretty much.
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>>14238521
she likes to work for her food

think of it as ERP
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how does she get out
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>>14238705
I want to jump off a privi-ledge.

I hate being a male.
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>>14238603
I wish avatarfagging was bannable here...
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>>14238731
w-whoa

She's a cutie..

DAMN IT THAT'S THREE FILLY SCOUTS I CAN'T DECIDE ON
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>this person making dosh off other peoples' stuff
>including miles's stuff
http://kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com
What a cuntwaffle.
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>>14238614
please it is cathartic
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>>14238471
thank
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>>14238745
CALM DOWN
DON'T PANIC

TRY TWISTING YOUR HOOVES IS OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
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>>14238756
If he's using the art without permission, the artists can notify welovefine
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>>14238756
>one of the recent visitors is No-Ink

STOP LURKING AND DRAW AGAIN YOU FAG
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>>14238745
I'l go get the scissors
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>>14238732
Geez...
Wish I could've been in your shoes.
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>>14238756
at first glance i am not seeing what he stole

explain
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>>14238779
No, you don't. I was gay before that all happened.
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>>14238745
Pinkie's fucked.

First she would go to Twilight who would try to explain how Pinkie needs to just relax and let it fall off.

Failing to get it, she would then go to the hospital to see if they can saw it off.
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>>14238779
Yeah, except for the whole gay part.
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>>14238787
How about them dragon hips?
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>>14238787
I'm not.
That's why I wish I was in your shoes. I probably would have enjoyed it more.
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>>14238796
I can't see them under that pretty dress!
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what so was anon raped by a woman or a man?

im confused
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Which dragon enjoys anal sex the ost?
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>>14238802
You wouldn't have the same appeal to her that he did. She wanted that gay boy bait.
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>>14238788
>Failing to get it, she would then go to the hospital to see if they can saw it off.

>Hospital has no idea what to do.
>Saw off both legs and call it good.
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>>14238774
They've tried, I think. But you know how unhelpful they are when something is already selling.
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You know what would be great about being with Rarity. She'd make all dem pretty dresses and wear them and you'd always be the first one to see them. And as we know ponies in pretty dresses are the greatest.
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>>14238809
fluttershy
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>>14238808
Everyone rapes anon.
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>>14238731
Why does she look Asian? Why does she look like Silver Spoon?
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>>14238808
anon was sexually assaulted by a woman. Women can't rape men.

I wish I were raped by a Diamond Dog
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>>14238806
Oh fine.
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>>14238824
And I just realized something else. She'd do the same with Sweetie. So you'd get to see Sweetie in so many pretty dresses. And say that she's so adorable. And then she'd be so happy and smile and just be goddamn cute.
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>>14238845
sure men can be raped by women in their boypussy

check you privlige
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>>14238823
In that case, they can sue.
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>>14238845
I wish men could be raped by women, I would totally get raped by a woman

And then I would let her murder me.

Women can still murder men, right?
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>>14238846
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>>14238824
>>14238851
Oh man...
Wish I could date Rarity...
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>>14238823
>>14238871

What is the stolen art? I'm not seeing it.
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>>14238863
Rape only counts in normal pussies, in female buttholes, and also in female mouths
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>>14238875
Not hips, but still gay
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We always get so weird around this time

I wish we were just ponies
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What if human wears the dress?
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>>14238882
I'm pretty sure these http://kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Portrait-Wallpapers-328543891 were done by someone else, and I could swear that this was done by a different person. http://kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com/art/Ice-Catch-398734506
Just can't remember the name of the second one's artist off the top of my head.
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>>14238908
Too lewd
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>>14238904
Who would even want to imagine getting fucked by a dragon's tail

they've got actual dragon dicks
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>>14238893
And with purely non-physical eye contact or internet conversations.

And doctors during childbirth.

And little boys telling their teachers they're pretty.
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>>14238906
If we were both ponies I would assert my dominance over you
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I wouldn't mind being raped and then killed right about now.
Sounds pretty cool
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>>14238906
Really?

Are you really saying that? You?
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>>14238906
I wish I was a pony too.
I would be the best pony ever.
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>>14238919
I'm almost tempted to explain everything.
Boy, does this degree in furfaggotry suck.
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>MLPG - Men's rights activism/Little Penis General
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>>14238920
I remember complimenting my teacher in Pre-K

In retrospect, that was the day I discovered one of my strongest fetishes. Crazy.
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>>14238906
So we would just be ponies being weird? We would probably talk about our weird human fetishes.
How we want to be petted and massaged and feel them inside us for minutes at a time. Then they would cuddle with us for hours afterwards, pressing their warm bodies against us and softly snoring into the back of our manes.
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>My Little Penis: Fellatio is Meaningless
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>>14238875
that style of dragon scales is pretty neat
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>>14238945
You're right, men aren't people and should kill themselves if they have small penises.
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>>14238945
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Let's invent new fetishes, MLPG!
I'll start;
Zit pore pregnancy.
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>>14238935
I've got a Bachelor's in furfaggotry and I don't really get it
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>>14238945
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>>14238911
KP did those. you look like a huge idiot screaming art theft and posting comments to her without any solid proof of anything
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>>14238961
>>>/tumblr/
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>>14238911
Derpibooru checks out. KP is the artist for both of those things. Do more research next time before pointing fingers.

https://derpibooru.org/422377?scope=scpef7d225f5c2c404097894bfd0d03cba02e90b2a84
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>>14238971
Ooh! Ooh!

Urethral destruction!
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>>14238973
Good job opportunities, they said, people will think more of you, they said.
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>>14238978
I've actually not posted a single comment to her DA. I just brought it up here to see if I was wrong.
>>14238984
Lo and behold, it seems I am. I leave a more educated person.
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>>14238971
Pony posting
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How about Mastication Denial.
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>>14238987
Hair masturbation!
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If pony wanted a gun, what would you tell them?
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>>14238906
>7
the irony is so think in the air I need a saw to cut it
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>>14238949
My parents have a video of me over-enthusiastically hugging one of my teenage, female neighbours when I was like 3.

She looked really uncomfortable the whole time.

In retrospect it was a pretty good indicator that I had Asperger's syndrome even then and also a 3 year old nowadays would get arrested for doing it.
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>>14238999
>I just brought it up here to see if I was wrong

>>14238756
You're a massive asshole.
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>>14239003
Whoa there, you just crossed the line.
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>>14239010
Guns are dangerous.
Pony doesn't need a gun. Besides, pony has magic.
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>>14239010
I discipline them on the basic principles and responsibilities of firearms ownership and encourage them to check their state and local laws
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>>14238876
And it goes on. She'd make you clothes since you would have nowhere to buy them. And she'd love it when you say that you like them.

And then there's her friends. She makes dresses for them too. And you'd be there to help her as you could and toghter you'd see Twilight trying a new dress. Pinkie loving her new party outfit. And so on.

And she has so many clients. The rich and important ones would probably be a pain in the ass but then you'd get just random ponyvile residence that you know and that you'd see becoming gorgeous as Rarity makes them who knows what outfit, fixes their mane and just make everything fit.

And sometimes you'd find her sleeping in her work room and you'd have to pick her up to take her to bed. Sometimes she just has cute kicky legs because who knows what's she dreaming.
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>>14238949
What kind of fetish do you find in pre-school? Jesus.
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>>14239010
Pony can have all of the guns
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>>14239003
Shut the fuck up, hotglueanon.
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>>14238830

Her look was actually more inspired by Space Cadet.

Also, where did you get that idea? Silver Spoon doesn't have a bobcut, silly.
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>>14239003
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>>14238911
those were all did by him

he even has videos on youtube of him doing it

he's also the artist that made the models SFM ponies use

>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for 14 minutes. [More Info]


not on my watch!


i guess boypussy is a trigger for janitors
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Can we be fetish instead of whining about sexism?
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>>14239020
Perhaps, but I'm now an educated asshole, at least on this. I was wrong, and I've accepted that. I'll sling no more mud.
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>>14239007
Already been done.
http://derpiboo.ru/86255
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>>14239035
all hail the murder/k/ube
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>>14239045
Do you have a pony fetish, Anon?
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>>14239035
did he just crush those with his mind?!
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>>14239035
hail murderkube
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>>14239043
Welp, guess that IP is perma'd for ban evasion!
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>>14239052
What about eye reinsertion?
Or even better, eye masturbation?
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>>14239043
Thanks for the clarification. It seems the original information I was given was flawed, leading me to an incorrect assumption.
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>>14239034
It's always been a memory, but I never really put thought into it until now.

My teacher had armpit stubble and wore a loose T-shirt that day. I remember jumping a lot next to her to get a look, and eventually another teacher took me aside and asked why I was doing it. I told her to look at her armpits and she laughed. Now I've got a body hair fetish.

I feel like a creep thinking back on it.
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>>14239045
gender and sexual inequality is my fetish

the patriarchy arouses me greatly
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I wish there was more gilda porn.
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>>14239032
D-Dammit...
Why can't she be real?
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>>14239035
Blessed murderkube
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>>14239067
I have a rape fetish, so I guess mine could gel with that.
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>>14239070
I wish there was less porn of Gilda getting fucked by dudes
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>>14239084
oh god
I was joking
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>>14239070
I actually don't wish there was more. Between that picture and that one by Dovne, I've got enough.

I wouldn't mind more, but I don't want it.
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>>14239041
>screencapping your own posts
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>>14239083
>/B/
>>>/b/
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>>14239087
So you want

Gilda getting fucked by girls?
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Every time I watch My Little Pony and Fluttershy is on screen I start to daydream about giving her a ponut massage
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>>14239083
Well the /b/ is appropriate
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>>14239102
Yes!
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>>14239065
It's not as bad as raising your hand in third grade to tell the teacher (quite loudly) that she had a great butt. At least yours can be explained as curiosity.
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>>14239045
mlpg gave me a facesitting fetish
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>>14239103
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Magic makes it all complete!
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Seriously, does anyone want to murder me? I would help you make it look like an accident, I've been thinking about this for years now.

You can do whatever you want to me beforehand, I just want it to be over. I have a few thousand dollars I can give you...
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>>14239087
Would you prefer Gilda doing the fucking?
Does Gilda have a favorite strap on? Did Dash volunteer to use it one time to only get shot down?
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>>14239087
When I can draw, I'm gonna draw me fucking Gilda while you watch
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>>14239032
Then there's Sweetie. You know you'd have to take care of her sometimes. Maybe Rarity has to go to Canterlot for who knows what fashion show or maybe she's to busy with a big order.

So it would be just you and Sweetie doing all kind of things. playing hide and seek, trying to teach her to cook, playing hide from Rarity because you destroyed the entire kitchen and she's angry because all the mess, making snowponies with her in the winter, helping her and the rest of the CMC make an overcomplicated plan for Nightmare Night to scare Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for revenge.

And all those times you have to read her a bedtime story. And all those times she has a fight with Rarity about who knows what and you have to go in her room and stop her from crying and then help her and Rarity forgive each other.
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>>14239115
Ponigina makes it even completier
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>>14239106
But what about gilda getting fucked by sentient pooltoys?
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>>14239118
Are you serious?

I've always wanted to kill someone, I just never had the chance.

asl?
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>>14239106
faglord
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>>14239121
Sure why not
All of that yeah
>>14239122
>>14239128
I hate you both
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>>14239123
I want Sweetie and I to be doing something menial like coloring or watching TV and for her to ask me deep and personal questions about her lif and growing up.
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>>14239134
>Consensual murder
What a weird fetish.
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>>14239118
>>14239134
I-is this what love is like?
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>>14239105
>>14239101
i don't like /b/ pony threads anymore

im addicted to you guys

you all are much more interesting

im just glad retard spitfire fucked off
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>>14239142
For some reason, every time I hear this song, I think of how your relationship with Gilda would go if she were real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHfY6VTRUFk
I don't even know why.
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>>14239152
consensual cannibalism beats it though
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>>14239154
I'd pay just to be around luna
Pathetic as that sounds, you know
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>>14239123
best little sister
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>>14239157
>namefagging now too
pls go.

pls
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>>14239157
Huh, that name looks familiar...
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>>14238875
wow that's old
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>>14239162
Germany pls
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>>14239160
>My relationship with Gilda
But anon Im a dude
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>>14239123
And then there's her parents.

Her mother, an absolute sweetheart, just like her daughters. Greets you with some goddamn delicious home made cookie. Not the best in the world but still up there. And let's be honest here, you kinda love it when she and her husband start telling stories about Rarity's childhood. It's just so funny seeing Rarity being more red than Big Mac.

And her father. Man you know she loves her daughter. I mean who could forget the first time you were alone with him and he told you that he'll have your ass mounted on his wall if you broke Rarity's heart or made any of her little princesses cry.
You go fishing with him, bowling, playing football. And goddamn are sport nights fun. Even if somehow both of you wake up in the middle of the lake in his boat and with more beer cans than a fraternity house. At least you know then that your team won.
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>>14239162
Rammenstien pls go

>>14239176
ill drop the name, i have adopted your general consensus of hating name fags
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>>14239098

I'm gonna have to get some sleep - I'll see you guys later.
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>>14239186
Fluttershy doting over Spikey-wikey
please
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>>14239195
So is Gilda

what are you, straight?
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>>14239176
oh and im not going anywhere

ill just hide back behind anonymity like the rest of you. :>
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>>14239195
Exactly. That's why you never score and she sleeps around. You're just the convenient couch and wallet to fall back on when she's wasted.
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>>14239162
I don't think I've ever actually seen anything hot of that

I like the idea but have never fapped to it
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>>14239195
You're not a dude
You're a BROTHER BROTHER
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>>14239197
Would Rarity's mom always be joking about how it's about time she had grandkids?
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>>14239134
>anon wasn't serious
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>>14239083
>bragging about being able to hack past 4chan bans

i think you are on the wrong board pal
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>>14239152
There was a case like that in Germany a few years back.
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>>14238875
>>14238904
>>14238846
I once read a fanfic where dragons didn't have dicks. The story revolves around Spike finding out how he's different and wanting to learn how to please a female pony from various ponyfriends. Hilarious responses in bound on his crash course in sex ed. Including a comment about how "Dash doesn't seem to have trouble pleasing girls" which leads him to asking her for help.

Ever since I kind of thought that was an interesting head canon. It's potentially pretty gay too.
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>>14239209
That's absolutely unavoidable and, realistically, what needs to happen, but with each new person I worry about the shift in the culture and personality of the general. Selfish, I know, given that I joined the general by lurking and have, to some small extent, altered its character. Post smart, don't meta-shitpost, try not to drive away contributors, and you're fine by me.
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>>14239253
He's a /b/ pony threads circlejerker. No hope lies therein.
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>>14239271
>>>/b/read
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>>14239160
Offspring is my favorite band.
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>>14239251
How did it go over?
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>>14239195
roogna, your trainer video was extremely furry
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Would you kiss a pony?

Which one? Where?
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>>14239253
I really miss when we were fetishes.

I know we still talk about fetishes, but now it's light chitchat instead of dozens of spoilered posts every single thread, for hours.

I could post a picture of Sammy or a short greentext about Gilda, and Snarky would come in and we'd all have a ball. EA would throw out some bait, and it would be picked up by like 5 people.

I really miss it.
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>>14239197
And then there's her friends. Her wonderful and enjoyable friends that you know you can count on when you need hep.

Pinkie nd her crazy ass parties. You have so many fun memories from them. Like your welcome to Equestria party. And your first date party. And your first kiss party. Some were kinda unnecessary, like your first score with a pony party.

And being friends with the her brings you so goddamn many when it comes to Sugarcube Corner. You'd always get the freshest baked goods. Sometimes a little bit too fresh. And hot. But hey why complain?

And all those pranks you help her pull sometimes with Dash too.

She can be a bit exhausting and may have no notion of personal space but still you learned to handle it eventually.
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oh shit oh shit

dumb pokemon makin me miss pony

any new stuff besides that new commercial?
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>>14239281
I grew up with this kind of shit every week. It's great.
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>>14239284
I dont even remember it, but I remember it has a Hawlucha named Roogna.
Its a Fighting bird I couldnt resist I'm sorry
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>>14239289
Yes
This one
On the forehead
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>>14239289
Rarity
In public
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>>14239280
>telling a /b/ kid to do something

that never works, now he is going to do the opposite just to epic troll you and he will post ironic memes at you
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>>14239294
I miss those times too anon.

But sadly they are behind us.
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>>14239294
I remember coming back from finishing my first icecube session, joining the new thread, and reading all of you laughing about me posting about it. my degradation fetish got hit so hard that day.
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>>14239303
I came home from a Powerman 5000 concert tonight.

They cops almost didn't let them play When Worlds Collide as their encore.
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>>14239253
you act like im new here, i know how you all act

and i have gone months posting with you , nary a word of that shitfest i came from

i just thought it was funny of all the words to get temp banned for "boypussy" triggered it.

and then on top of that the veiled threat that moderation has any impact on content.

sorry it just triggered me to antagonize a wee bit

>>14239309
>kid

but im 30 years old ;-;
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>Admitting to not being able to control your emotions
Assuming you're at or over the age of 18, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>14239306
>there will never be a gryphon pokemon
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>babysitting for Sweetie Belle
>it's almost 100 degrees out today and you jokingly ask Sweetie to turn it down outside
>She disappears into the kitchen and comes back a few moments later with this
>"Will this work?"
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>>14239289
I would kiss Scootaloo
On all her boo-boos
I would try to make her scraps and bruises feel better.
Afterwards I would apply the neoponin and band aid
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>>14239332
>chuckle
>shake head and say "no, but it can help."
>put ice cubes in baggie
>use as an ice pack
>make sandwich with bread
>relax and find some ice cream to share with Sweetie
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>>14239319
stram when

regale us with your concert tales
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>>14239328
its a guy with mental health issues. it is pretty common and you will run into them a lot as you get older.
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>>14239328
As soon as that guy posts, I know it's time for bed.
Isn't that great?
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>>14239329
I'm not all that surprised, Pokemon based on myths are almost all Japanese Myths
I mean even with all the dragon types, not one looks like a European dragon
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>>14239328
Look at BCS, everything will slide into place
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>>14239295
Oh and the fun you have with Dash. The crazy, a bit dangerous sometimes, fun you have with her.

All those Wonderbolts shows she somehow managed to get tickets at even after they were sold out. All those crazy stunts she pulled to get to the shows she didn't get tickets at. All those crazy stunts she pulled when trying. All those crazy stunts that somehow ended with braking a few windows and walls of the Boutique and have Rarity chase you with all those materials and sewing tools.

Yep. Fun as hell. And she also makes sure that you do your exercise, your jogging, your whatever to keep in shape.

And all that fun you two and Scootaloo have sometimes, because man o man she can do some pretty damn amazing tricks on her scooter.
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>>14239310
;-;

>>14239314
I was one of the guys that told you about ice cubes, good times.
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>>14239328
Some people aren't stone cold sociopaths. Emotion is a backstabbing bastard that will cripple and undermine the best efforts of some people.
Not being able to control yourself at all is immature, but emotions are different.
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Hey LK
If you're here, could you ask rose for a Goodra Amie groping pic?
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>>14239369
Dragonite kind of looks like a Western Dragon.

>>14239350
I should probably work on tonight's Draw event prompt but I'm pretty tired.
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>>14239134
come on anon, at least tell me you were joking

don't leave me hanging on here, you got my hopes up
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>>14239380
>>14239295
I wish I had more friends.
Maybe I need more/better hobbies.
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>>14239382
Honestly, I certainly didn't help things when I sort of retreated to Skype and made an /unf/ thread.

The tone of MLPG has changed somehow, but always remember: no one can take the fond memories of the past away from you <3
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>>14239391
It's Saturday, sleep in tomorrow.

come ooon
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>>14239203
I'll draw this later, I'm about to head to bed.
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>>14239295
>first score with a pony party
That would be pretty embarrassing.
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>>14239396
having hobbies won't change that
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>>14239391
As much as I'd enjoy a stram, you don't need to force yourself to stay up.
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>>14239401
Thanks! Have a good sleep!
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>>14239404
Pinkie is not a tactful pony.
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>>14239405
That's not true. As long as I could either do them with people or talk to people about it I could get friends from it.
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To be honest I still blame all that Shyra scat/fart fetish bullshit.
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>>14239396
I wish I had more friends.

It's hard to go from anon to being friends with some semi-popular names, even if you're a neat person. These "let's be friends" type deals always end terribly.
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>>14239405
Playing MTG has made me multiple friends, at least if by "Friends" you mean "people whose name you know and hang around with on a semi regular basis and occasionally go to parties and stuff with"
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>>14239418
I don't think that killed it, but it did happen near the end.

I tried my best to keep it in ded horses.
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>>14239417
But is that really all that's stopping you from making friends
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What was Rarity's first time like?
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>looking through /ck/
>thread about apples

my mind is ruined forever
>>>/ck/4900719
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>>14239426
I'd toss in "willing to help you out with something and not expect an immediate favor in return"
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>>14239419
it can be a bit difficult, but maybe you shouldn´t just focus on particular people. there have been many occasions when people posted their skype
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>>14239430
Sophisticated.
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>>14239430
>Young mare eager to prove herself in the fashion world
>Middle-aged fashion columnist trolling for action
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>>14239429
It's not, but if I was normal it would be.
If I wasn't extremely self-conscious about everything.
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>>14239430
Not quite the perfect magical moment she was expecting.
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>>14239432
I was eating a Braeburn apple a long time ago and popped a boner.

Then I noticed it was really big and probably horsenut sized and almost fapped.
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>>14239430
You're going to have to be more specific
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>>14239432
Oh man, Ambrosia really is the best apple. Fuji can eat a dick.
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>>14239430

>first time

Why don't you find yourself?
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>>14239432
i wish we were /ck/ more often
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I am currently watching the episode of American Dad where Stan jacks off a horse.

unf.
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>>14239134
and thus all thhe alarms at the NSA went off
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>>14239467
Someone shouldn't jokingly post about wanting to be murdered.

Lest they hurt the feelings of someone wanting to murder.
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>>14239462
Some lobster tails were on sale for $5 for 5oz tails so I bought a couple for dinner last night. Made loaded twice baked potatoes and some steamed broccoli with them and just baked the tails with some butter on them.
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>>14239465

I can't stand that show.
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>>14239380
Than there's Applejack and her family. Her huge family. Her goddamn huge, how the hell do you even so many apple related names even exist family.

A hard worker that's what she is. A bit too hard sometimes but can you blame her?

You try to help her when you can and in exchange Granny Smith gives you some of her delicious Apple pie which is just incredible. And some cider which is just so goddamn good.

And there's Big Mac who may be quite but eventually you just know what he wants to do. And he's a good listener. When you have a problem you know you can just talk with him.

And then there's little cute Apple Bloom with her adorable little bow and her dangerous plans to get cutie marks with the other CMC.
Sometimes you wonder who the hell keeps selling them all the materials they need for their plans. And from where do they keep getting the money.

But anyway back to AJ. Hard worker, dependable friend and someone who could probably drink half of Ponyville under the table at once.
And really when she isn't busy she nice to talk to and spend some time with. A good listener like her brother.

Still she can be a bit silly sometimes, but you better hope she doesn't here you say that because you'd probably end up tied up and dangling from a tree. Still worth it if it means you get to sing that song.
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>>14239479
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>>14239477
I wasn't joking, more just...wishing aloud.

I don't actually want it to happen because I'm sure I'd manage to ruin it somehow and get everyone involved arrested or something; I don't want to ruin anybody's life, just end mine.
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PONY IS GOING TO BED
THAT'S BED
BED DOES NOT MEAN DEAD
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>>14239501
bed=0pone=ded
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>>14239432
>40 years from now
>somehow you're still alive
>hear someone say the word pony
>all the memories come flooding back
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>>14239498
Don't try to end your life anon. You're worth more than you think you do.
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>>14239501
bebdedpepqeq=dead
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>>14239506
You joke but you know it's going to be true
I don't know if that's horrifying or comforting
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>>14239445
I choose to believe this.
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>>14239506
>on your deathbed
>my only regret, is that i never became the slutty mare
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>>14239426
I have a lot of trouble making friends. I meet a lot of people I associate with regularly but not many people breach that place where I feel comfortable confiding in them.
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>>14239506

>there's another anon in the same crowd as you
>your eyes meet
>you know that he knows that you know what's happening
>you both drop your pants and proceed to jerk each other off while singing the theme tune.
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>>14239498
are you that anon with a girlfriend that was crying last month?
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>>14239506
We'll all part ways eventually.
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>>14239498
No, it'd be really easy.

Rent a hotel for a night under a false name, have you sit comfy in a nice clearing I can see from my room, and take the shot. I'd be long gone by the time anybody reacted to the noise.

I'd need the money to travel, but that's about it.
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>>14239524

>confiding in anyone
>not being totally alone and giving people false impressions
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>>14239525
>>14239521
That reminds me of some green texts from not too long ago about 2 anons in a nursing home still arguing over who the best pony is
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>>14239524
>confiding in anyone
>not just letting them lay eggs in you
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>>14239538

>the attending nurse pshaws
>"well of course its Fluttershy you silly old sods!"
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Why do I feel like an FBI agent might read this someday
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MLPG used to have better taste in music too, come to think of it.
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>>14239553
I will feel sorry for that man.
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>>14239553
because the FBI agent wants to be the slutty mare
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>>14239553
>FBI

more like NSA
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>>14239551
>it's rediv (implying rediv would think fluttershat is bestpone)
>starts talking about all kinds of weird futuristic fetishes she recently acquired
>one of the anons slowly shuffles away while the other keeps listening, captivated
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>>14239553
They're already reading it.
They're trapped on the ride.
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>>14239553
Rip Metals
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>>14239562
How can I become the slutty mare?
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>>14239547
You seem rather fixated on that.

I don't know whether it's cute or horrifying.
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>>14239533
I believe there will always be a MLPG core there, as long as 4chan exists.
Take HSM, for instance: do you really think it'll stop when Hussie stops? They'll discuss the ending, and then fan endings, and then the ending again...
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>>14239558
Whenever I think of music and MLPG, I can only think of Eurobeat's pony mixes and xieril and dooks talking about their bad taste
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>>14239562
ASM

why do you want to be the slutty mare?
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>>14239565

Nah it'd be one of Rediv's many artificial dildo daughters.
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>>14239493
Then there's cute little shy Fluttershy and her little animal friends.

She's just great company when you have a bad day or when you're tiered. Speaks calmly, gives you some pretty good tea and it's just so nice to talk with her.

And you help her sometimes when she has more than her usual amount of critters needing help. And you help when she goes shopping to not end up spending 2 or 3 times the actual cost of what she buys.

And one of the best part is that eventually her animal friends end up liking you. And it's pretty damn awesome to ride a bear.

And then there's Angel. Sweet sweet Angel. Sweet in a soup that is. Goddamn you hate that little bitch. And you're pretty sure he cheats at all those poker matches.
But at least you know that he takes good care of Fluttershy...most of the time.
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>>14239575
it's whatever you want it to be, baby
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>>14239558
Like, what?
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>>14239576
I think I might actually be able to part ways with mlpg when the show stops.

For the most part what keeps me coming back is fear that I'll miss something be it news or just a fun night. After the show ends maybe I won't feel that way any longer.
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>>14239328
I can control my emotions, sometimes I just decide to be angry and disgusted.
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No groping pony buttocks!
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>>14239575
It's cuterrifying obviously
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>>14239582
Are you having fun anon?
You sound like you really want to go to Equestria
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What if when the show and the threads end the subsequent hole in your heart compels you to utilize your time better, acquire skills and meet people and lead a fulfilling life?
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>>14239593
Okay, can I just rub them?
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>>14239509
My death is worth even more.
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>>14239614
I doubt that anon.
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>>14239613

No, the law is very clear.

Motorboating only.
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>>14239606
I'll still be awake a little bit later than I should, remembering MLPG.

and fapping to those memories. unf.
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>>14239624
What if I lick it
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>>14239445
This would be so unf for me if someone did something with it.

Winkwink
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>>14239637
What if I lick you
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>>14239553
come on you all know you know i know you wanted me to post this
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>Tfw the show and general will end and still haven't gotten those projects/art started
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>>14239623
What's with the life fetish of today's society.

Why can't you just let people pass away when they want to.
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>>14239659
Why do you want to die then?
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>>14239651
>That's my man.

Hahaha holy fuck
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>>14239656
Which projects? Is it about ponies?
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>>14239633
Happy to help, anon~
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>>14239582
And finally there's Twilight. Or Princess Twilight. but she doesn't really likes it when you call her like that. She's still just plain old Twilight. She just has some wings. Which she still can't get the hang of it. I mean yeah she can fly pretty decent but she still ends up hitting a wall from time to time. That's why she avoids using them and prefers just teleporting.

She can be fun sometimes when she's not spending all her time reading books or worrying about who knows what important dinner with who knows who.

Still most of the time she just does her old things, read books, tires some spells, cleans up after her failed spells.

And when she goes out with her friends she pretty fun. Great company. She can get a bit boring sometimes about who knows what magical discovery or new spell and uses words that you can't even pronounce.

All in all she's a pretty good friend that you enjoy having around, well at least after you got over all the experiments she did when you first arrived to be sure that your sneeze wouldn't end up unleashing a plague in Equestria.

Oh also you can get so much free stuff from everyone and some pretty neat perks ,like not having to wait in line, just by saying that you're friends with her.
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>>14239666
Because life is a problem.
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>>14239651
>Anon just told Spike he's in a relationship with Rarity
>7/28/12

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG?

CHRIST

I'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME HERE
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>>14239659
Crab theory is scarily prevalent in today's society.
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>>14239651
>another waifuquest has started on the sub
>ON SCREEN

my sides
Why don't we do long chains of green text stories any more?
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>>14239651
>it's been over a year since that was made
Where did yesterday go...
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>>14239651
reminds me of this
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>>14239659

>today's society

Every period of history is full of people wanting to live forever.
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>>14239676
You have serious problems.
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>>14239682
We lost our ability to have fun.
Now all we know how to do is hate things.
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>>14239614
I'm still here, we can make it happen.

You have my word that nobody else will get hurt. And if I get caught, you're dead so why care?
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>>14239687
Because THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ISN"T IT?
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>>14239682
i would say they are in the "piss" contributing
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>>14239676
Like I said. It'd be great to be with Rarity.

>>14239604
I'm tiered as fuck and bored. And yeah it's pretty damn fun.

I just wish it was real
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>>14239690
>judge starts reading posts
>Greater than you will never...

I remember completely losing my shit at that post
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>>14239705
Oh man that thread was the best
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>>14239698
I never asked for this...
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>>14239700
You shouldn't say that, it's not true.
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>>14239670
For the past couple years now I've been wanting to draw a lot of locational art and picture series with fics to go along with them, a lot of it adventure themed. I can do it, I'm just lazy as fuck and feel time crunched with the show and comics exploring a lot of what I've had in mind.
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>>14239712
it's only logical
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>>14239690
I like that random post about Anon rubbing Flutteshy's wings that accidentally made it in the cap
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>>14239714
>feel time crunched with the show and comics exploring a lot of what I've had in mind.
That's okay, you can still transform it into an original work if it bothers you too much.
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>>14239676
Its cute, but I couldn't really see myself befriending the 6mane due to how important each and every one of those pony are.
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>>14239723
No, it's the least logical thing.
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>>14239690
and this
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>>14239732
k
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>>14239730
Why would that stop you?
Pinkie is a free space and the rest of them don't really seem to be put on a pedestal by any means even though they've saved the world like 5 times.
Twilight is the only one that might be harder now with her being a princess and all.
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>>14239740
I'm glad you've wisened up.
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>>14239730
That's kinda the thing. They're important. So all important things like an alien hairless monkey no one has seen before has to end up with them.
That or Celestia and Luna. And Celestia would eventually send you over if you aren't a threat.
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>Draw a ghostpone!
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>>14239727
I think it's in there because of the reply about the judge having to read out the stutters.
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>>14239754
Who would help Derpy bust ghosts?
Does busting make her feel good?
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>>14239743
Pretty much what this anon said >>14239747, plus, Pinkie is willing to befriend a horse, but not anything else. Remember her interaction with the minotaur and the griffin?
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>>14239754
Derpy would probably look into the sucky bit and get it stuck on her face for fun
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>>14239762
And what about Cranky, anon?
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>>14239728
That's kind of what I've been wanting to do from the beginning. Call it complete fanon so I wouldn't have to deal with "that's been disproved by the show" thing.
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>>14239762
Pinkie tried with the griffin. The minotaur just wasn't in the right social interaction with her.
She befriended a donkey, that counts for something.
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I have no idea why.
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>>14239746
i didn't agree
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>>14239762

She tried to befriend Gilda, and befriends donkeys.

Admit it, an episode about Pinkie being commissioned by the Princess to befriend a wayward changeling would be great.
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>>14239775
I'm disappointed that you didn't wisen up.
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>>14239769
>"Hey ghostie! Stick your nose into this thing! It's fun, I promise!"
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>>14239762
Well she tried to befriend Gilda.
But you might have a point, I think she'd have an easier time befriending creatures that are pony-like
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>>14239772
I think he means going Fifty Shades Of Grey
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>>14239771

She only won him over because she found a repository for his hot donkey dick.
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>>14239779
k
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>>14239771
>>14239773
That is a horse, or along the equine line.

>>14239776
That would never happen after what happen in the show and comic.
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Which pone farts the most buttfarts out of their farty butt?
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>>14239754
Dammit, that's really similar to the idea I was gonna use.
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You ever wish you could create something as good as Breaking Bad?

Or be as creative as Weaver?
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>>14239781
>Derpy is capturing all the ghosts so they can all move into the "ghost town"
>Now the ghosts have a place they can live in peace
>And the town isn't so lonely anymore
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>>14239774
it's
nice
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>>14239788
Look anon, I'm going to have to assume you're just stupid if you keep doing that.
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>>14239795
All the time.
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>>14239774
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>>14239786
No, you have to make it believable if you want to adapt fanon work into an original work.
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>>14239792
what are you 10?

>>14239795
Yes, at least to the Weaver part
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>>14239795
Oh yeah?
Well...
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
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>>14239794
I don't mind if you basically draw the same picture. Different styles on the same idea are always fun too.
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>>14239808
Potassium.
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>>14239795
I don't wish, I'm working on it.
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>>14239730
I'd simply be unable. I'd probably be able to be friends with the IMMORTAL GOD EMPRESSES OF EQUESTRIA though. They seem quiet and reserved.
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>>14239815
Well I know every rock and tree and creature
has a life
has a spirit
has a name
except Nonymous, that guy's a dick
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>>14239817
I was gonna draw a Ghostbuster pony sucking up a ghost.
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I like when we go MLH and act like excitable mares having heated discussions about how humans would manhandle our little pony bodies and breed us voraciously in a futile attempt to sate their savage human lust.
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>>14239838
go to bed Bon
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>>14239837
Draw a ghostpone stripper
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>>14239786
No. This whole thing is kinda based around the pones.
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>>14239823
Who said you can't work towards a wish?

And do tell.
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>>14239837
Go for it, sounds like fun.
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>>14239837
Hey Saine if you have time later could you draw Anon with Sweetie doing something cute? Or just Sweetie doing something cute or just being cute?
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>>14239838
loira pls
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>>14239837
Right now? In a stream?

Sounds great!
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>>14239853
Sure. What brings this up though?
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>>14239857
I'd get cozy with Lyra.
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>>14239863
I just want some cute Sweetie man. And since Aspirant's Cute quest ain't going with Sweetie anymore other than broken heartville I just have to get my fix from somewhere else.
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>>14239838
I want to carry the little pony to the bed and make her say my name as I manhandle her.
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>>14239857
>dat bulge
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Everyone else drew cute things for Halloween.
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>>14239872
>Aspirant's Cute quest

Mah nigga
Sorry about that 10 roll...
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>>14239838

I heard humans can make love like 3, 4... maybe even 5 times.

In one week!
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>>14239847
Haha, you're right, it's actually a wish I'm working toward.
I don't know, I'm just trying to produce content and do my best. It sounds cheesy, but I'm sure I'll improve like that.
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>>14239886
>implying that trixie isn't cute
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>>14239886
Trixie might be a good Ash Williams: she's an asshole full of herself who wouldn't admit any faults.
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>>14239872
It probably isn't especially because that's who we ended up with last time.
But it's not over yet
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>>14239879
She likes her fantasies.
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>>14239890
Oh I'm not trying to put you in the hotseat or anything, I was just curious.
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>>14239892
>Trixie
>Cute
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>>14239877
That sounds manly.
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>>14239813
You raking on Breaking Bad, motherfucker?
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>>14239897
how disappointed would Lyra be if she found out the size of average human penis?
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>>14239911
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>>14239910
Braking bad a shit
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>>14239886
I liked this entry a lot.

>>14239872
I'll try to do some sweetie soon. It's been a rather long night though so I'm probably not gonna art tonight.

My hand's been hurting from all the drawing I've been doing lately. I think I'm gonna give it a rest tonight.
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>>14239910
that ending left a sour taste in my mouth

up until that, i loved it.
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>>14239906
>Trixie
>not cute
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>>14239896
I don't know man. I really hope that you're right but the majority wants the Scoot.
And right now there's very little hope left.

Really my only regret is that there's going to be a sequel and if Scoots wins it's just missed Sweetie potential.
But the reverse also is true and hey let the people who want Scoots have their fun.
It's also at horrible horrible hours for me.


>>14239917
Well thanks in advance for when you do it in the following days.
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>>14239930
>>14239930
>>14239930
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Hey MLPG, I just got back from a Halloween party and I'm still fuckin drunk. Give me the pones.
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>>14239906
>thinking any show mare isn't the definition of cute
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>>14239911
Not so disappointed after learning about the stamina.
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>>14239937
Oh hey, I did too.

It was pretty fun
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>>14239915
And that is why Big Mac gets all the bitches.
Also unicorns in Canterlot are almost always bigger, so you'd have to consider that as well.

I think all the positive human traits could make it something a couple could definitely work through.
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>>14239919
The only thing I hated was that Jesse hated Walt, even in death. I figured with the whole loyalty aspect they were trying to focus on that he'd be with Walt in the end.
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>>14239937
But anon, you are the pones!
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>>14239932
Yeah my vote is for Scoots but I wouldn't hate any of the other popular choices

Have you ever thought about running your own "quest" like this an having it be Sweetie Belle oriented?
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>>14239921
Blue on blue doesn't work
It's terrible
Like this, worst background pony.
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>>14239944
would be better as a male lizard
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>>14239955
I like that pony, I think she looks good.
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>>14239932
I post everything to my art thread in case I don't post it while you're around.
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>>14239955
YOU MOTHER FUCKER

THAT'S MY WAIFU

http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/image/IusojnOByG9D1RdkfkQHgw
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>>14239986
Link unrelated?
Shining armor is Blue on White, that's not THAT terrible.
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>>14239952
1 I can't write
2 I ain't creative
3 I suck at doing things
4 Even I ignored all of those and did something it wouldn't even hold a candle to what Aspirant could do.
I'll just sit this one out and hope he'll do some Rarity or some Sweetie quest sometime.
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>>14239944
No.

>>14239945
High five /)

>>14239950
:3
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>>14239994
yes related, its mfw

also everyone out I have some Queen worshipping to do.
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Stram.
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>>14240016
>Queen
>not princess
Shiggydiggydoo.
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I love Queen Chrysalis
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>>14239691
Why I'm not going to take my own life away myself is because of that.
I'm afraid of hell, I'm afraid of the possibility an invisible omnipotent bearded guy in the sky who can't unmake his servant who rebelled against him despite having no free will actually existing and telling me i wasn't good enough for his place and the only alternative is to go to supremely evil ex-servants place and be stabbed in the urethra with a white-hot rusty pitchfork for eternity.

I understand that all of this shit is just a carrot and stick system for illiterate shepherds to stop them from doing boo boo things and tell them a little about how the world works and where it came from even if it's total bullshit while calming their reiteration of children fear of darkness in form of fear of death by convincing them if they pay enough their worthless asses can be saved and live forever.

Think of it that way: Imagine you're stuck on a spaceship of a generation kind with millions of redditors which center themselves around Slender, SCP-173 or Herobrine or any other terrible shitty creepypasta creature. And after you die, you're plugged up to a computer and have to play that game for eternity. And you never even have a preview on what's actually the game like. By being born into a society who tells you about that kind of shit since you're born and telling you there's more proof of their existence than that of Napoleon and knowing they've been doing that for millenias can really install doubt into you, right?


>responding to hour old posts
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>>14240150
At least let me know where you live.

This could go down before New Year's if you're close enough.
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Long Live The Queen!
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Which Stallion would give me a prostate massage with his D and jerk me off in a dominant and degrading way while doing so?
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So I heard someone wanted to worship some balls
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>>14240758
Some nice, juicy, fertile balls.
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>>14240771
Swollen and heavy, packed with potent seed?

Grapefruit sized or watermelon?
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>>14240783
Yes.
Grapefruit is good. Want them to be graspable and suckable.
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>>14240795
Got a stallion in mind? Or just some lucky nameless horse about to get his nuts lovingly kneaded, slurped and massaged until he can't hold it anymore and his fat horsecock unloads gallons of glue-thick spunk?
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>>14240809
The only one that came to mind was that drunk stallion that was a part of that erp in /unf/ a few months back.
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>>14240839
I don't remember that one.

Link or details?
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>>14240849
http://mlpg.co/unf/res/79.html#217
pic here, erp is in the rest of the thread. Long story short, stallion fucks anon like a mare, and anon takes it like a mare.
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>>14240892
He looks nice and thick, but I think we can go a little thicker

Perhaps he's been taking the stack? Or some zebra enhancers guaranteed to double his load and make it extra thick to boot?
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>>14240910
That'd certainly do the trick alright.
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>>14240929
So how do you want to do this?

Snuggling on the couch, huffing his ballmusk as he watches TV?

Sleeping in one morning, slipping under the covers so his scent infuses every breath you take?
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>>14240940
I like that second one. Him sleeping in. Then me sneaking under the covers which are probably humid thick of his musk due to his morning wood.
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>>14240964
The warmth from those thick blankets have his balls nice and hot, damp with sweat and making the air heavy with his earthy aroma. Not to mention his lightly perspiring cock adding the powerful smell of his pre to the mix, a heady blend of masculinity and sex that's sure to make your knees weak and your mouth water.
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>>14241001
The aroma and heat from underneath the sheets makes my head nearly draw blank. The only thought coming to mind is to admire such a hefty and truly potent pair of horse balls. I can't help but weakly crawl under the covers to get a good view of them, getting so close that I end up nuzzling them in a daze.
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>>14241082
He stirs softly in his sleep, rolling his sac to the side and unintentionally pushing them into your face even more. You can feel the warmth radiating from them, beads of sweat rolling down his sac as his smell threatens to leave you a mindless ballsucking slut. His cock throbs against his belly, balls churning softly as they gently swell larger, filling up with potent seed.
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>>14241170
I can feel his balls shifting a little bit in size against my face. I stare deep in admiration of his pone-nuts that my mouth is already gaping open, tongue hanging out and drooling in anticipation. As I stare up at his meaty shaft, getting myself wet from his sweat and lost in his stallion aroma, I take in one huge whiff that would only isolate and strengthen my only need. My need for, him.
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>tfw I'm so new and shitty at erp I drive partners off
It's getting late I gotta sleep. If you're still around I'd love to continue this maybe. Maybe in /unf/ or something. Or not, your choice.
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>>14241549
Not EA, but just keep practicing.

Try doing some fetish greentext in MLPG sometimes.
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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I LOVE PINKIE PIE


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