Which pony would have the tastiest ears to nibble on?Old horse: >>14195549
>>14198741Whichever one is made of marshmallows
>>14198741The pony you love.
Goodnight, MLPG.
Proper ponies display their affection for you by covering you in their horse dookies
>>14198741The marshmallow one.
>>14198741Rarity'sshe rubs vanilla behind them every morning
Shit OP
so, how long until The happening?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/98db15aa7ddba4dc4dd077bd9478526e/tumblr_musnh9UYZO1rkzyclo1_1280.png
>>14198741*Raises hoof*Isnt posting lewd images against the rules?
these threads are the cancer that is killing /mlp/
What would your favorite pony's lips taste like if you kissed them?
>>14198798*Raises hoof*I think you should go.
Pony tells you to keep your eyes on the prize.
>>14198798What's lewd about gobbling part of a pony?
Are you thinking about gay sex enough?
>>14198811Good
What if facesitting
>>14198798go away
>>14198811These threads are doing God's work
>>14198847yeah okay surebut only if facesitting comes with pone shitting on your face
>>14198827Applejack you are walking sex joke.
>>14198855Is it foodscat?
>>14198813>>14198851*unsheathes katana**pointes it at you're throat*Dont push me, fools, I can stay where I want
>>14198811everyday until we go back to /co/
>>14198864That's up to you to decide. As for in my imagination, I could go either way.
>>14198866and now someone will post the incredibly tired response to these posts
>>14198873Well if it isDash can shit in my face anytime
Pony just winked at you.
>>14198866>*unsheathes katana*>*pointes it at you're throat*
T'IS EVENINGWHY ART THOU NOT OUTSIDE?
>>14198895which end?
>>14198812yuck
>>14198883Just Dash?If we're going by the food standard, every single pony has their own variant.I'd spend the rest of my life traversing equestria, sampling meals from every pony ever, straight from the source.
>>14198901>Tfw no heavily breathing princess to watch over your dreams
Pone found out there is a skeleton inside you, she doesn't want to be around you anymore
heres some quick colors on a request i did a few days agojust wanted to color something i guess
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7734654b5d2bb40de9f5c26de58fe15/tumblr_mv7ajj56oz1s5x9qvo1_1280.jpgwhoa
>>14198866Did you sharpen your edges today, Anon?Also, Bon Bon would have the best nibbles.
>>14198895She does that a lot
Would love to nibble lunas ear. Hear here cute giggle in responce.Now if we're talking face sitting. Then gimmie that appledash pone all freaking day
>>14198918i understand. i know how dangerous and unpredictable my skeleton can be.
>>14198924That's really cute
>>14198903What do you mean by that?
>>14198918Tell her I'm the only thing stopping the skeleton, if I die then it's free.
Oh yes, these will go great on my crystal beast deck.
>>14198856>Applejack you are walking sex joke.I knew there was something Iliked about her
>>14198930Those models scare the shit out of me.
Why is she crying?
>>14198910That'd be difficult wouldn't? You'd have to assume every okay would be comfortable with shitting in your face so casuallyI'd opt for sun horse myself
>>14198972Because you're not real.
>>14198959If there's one thing Rarity's experienced with, it's protection.
>>14198962GGWhich pony likes double penetration the most
>>14198987You funny guyI kill you first
>>14198991Which pony liks double vaginal the most
>>14198966I think that gif is pretty cute.
>>14198996This is an acceptable question as well.
>>14198996femanon
>>14198996Which pony likes double scoop iccream most?
>>14198966The Panka and Twilight ones are pretty cute imo
>>14199011Stop pleaseI can't take it
>>14198982Not if you were, say, categorizing it for a certain princess who also happens to share in this type of pleasurable ingestion.The Royal Scat-Sampler and Categorizer.If I had to stick with just one pone it'd have to be Pinkie, because I know she'd always be down to get super messy with me.
>>14199011You got some weird aesthetics m8
>>14198741A well-cooked one.
>>14198991>Which pony likes double penetration the mostone of these two probably
Pony just shat in your sink
>>14199008Pinkie
>>14199028Okay sorryhave a pony
>>14199045Um excuse me those are zebras
>>14199045Spa TwinsDPingMuaOr Mti
>>14199045But those aren't poniesalternatively which pony do they enjoy DPing the most
>>14199063Would you dp one of the zebra twins with the other one?
So, when is the Hiatus over?
>>14199084You mean after a sex change? Probably.
>>14199086November 23rd
>>14199097what?
>>14199086Right nowYou did it, anon!
>>14199101Well clearly one of them would need a vagina to dp them. Unless you're talking about double anal.
>>14199127double anal
>>14198996Red RibbonIt's canon
>weird>AL
>>14199077>which pony do they enjoy DPing the mostProbably whichever one is available and won't get them sent to jail
>>14199103YAY
>>14199133
>>14199131Then no, that's gay.
>>14199127uhhow about ass and facefucking
>>14199137>mfw it ends in a space jam
>>14199153Slightly less gay, but would still prefer 63.
How can people enjoy dicks, especially dicks on poniesI don't see the appeal
>>14199140What if she's underage but willing and very excited about it
>>14199168How can you enjoy ponies?
>>14199137I would love an episode with him as a guest voice, I've been hoping for one since S1.
>>14199168Most humans love dicks, regardless of sex or gender.Dicks are great, anon.
>>14199168how can people like vaginas?
>>14199048Pone has to clean up the mess with her tongue.Tell her her punishment if she doesn't is that she has to swallow my mess as well, after I feed her her shit.
>>14199168But ponies need dicks to make more ponies.
Tell me, MLPG, what are the appeal of dicks? I rather much horse lesbians
>>14198924That's cute and pretty good art for a sketch
>>14199193Fluttershy should check her produce better before buying. Just look at that rotten dirt rocket.
>>14199193two holes don't make a wholein my pants
>>14199175Nobody likes vaginas. They are eldritch abominations people use because they lack alternatives
>>14199193seethe thing isyou could have horse lesbiansbut they could ALSO have dicks.So you wouldn't have to choose!
>>14199169What if she's really turned on but they just want to buy some fucking cookies
Dicks are gross.
>>14199215I love vaginas.
>>14199193I know what Anon I'd rather hide mine so I don't have to look at it.
>>14199229your gross
>>14199215>I don't like vaginas because im gayfixed
>>14199169>>14199227everyone likes cookies
Why was there semen all over the picture of rarity before a head of aj was placed over it
>>14199218Sounds pretty gay dude
>>14199273Welldid they ever track down her mother?
>>14199274art imitates life, obviously
>>14199285nothey drowned trying to ford the river
>>14199178u-unfwhat if pone refused just so she could have you shit in her mouth?
>>14199274She heard glue came from horses, but doesn't understand how.
>>14199285It's possible but I doubt they got anywhere with her
>>14199285No, they just came into her house at night and doubleteamed Samoa.
>>14199293pls anon
>>14199305>>14199323I'M SEEIN DOUBLEFOUR GLITTER GLUES
I wish I were a zebra mare
>>14199305This is Glitter Glue.>>14199323This is not Glitter Glue.Learn the difference, it will serve you well.
>>14199305>>14199323I guess it's that time again
>>14199274>trying to tarnish SHS
>>14199327anon...
>>14199345 pls
meow
>>14199193vaginas are no fun by themselves, just soggy holes.
>>14199361>you will never play Super Mario 3D World with the CMC
>>14199344>Batman has to learn how to forgive Sweetie Bell after she glues his mask on his head. with her magic futa cum
>>14199393>you will never help Sweetie drain her oversized balls
>>14199327but pone could become your personal toilet slave!You could sit her down in the town square and reverse fuck her throat, piss all over her and take a shit on her face and tell her to sit there without swallowing any, and she'd be gleeful!
>>14199402Yep, those are the exact cookies
>>14199402>not TagalongsI'm not paying for this
>>14199391>forcing the CMC to play shitty Nintendo rehashesI hope you die.
>>14199402whoever made this purposely made the cookies on the box look like a butt i know it
>>14199402Where's my Samoas and Do-si-dos?
>>14199429>MT>drawing buttsWell who woulda fucking thunk it
>>14199434>MT
>>14199402Purchasing a box of Thin Mints—our round, mint-flavored cookies with a delicious chocolaty coating—helps a girl learn money management. She handles money, keeps records, even tracks orders—activities that are essential to running a successful business.
>>14199440NS
>>14199450TS
>>14199402>>14199361Rediv why are you posting these again
>>14199429>>14199434Rediv drew this
>>14199454OK
>>14199458
>>14199470motherfuckin dragons
BEST FILLY SITTING RIGHT HERE!
Pony wants to call you daddy
>>14199473>dragonfags
>>14199475Is she behind the ugly one?
>>14199480Why
Was it confirmed that Weird Al is on the show?
>>14199480That's....weird.
>>14199479I RECOGNIZE THAT PONUT
>>14199480Will they do it just before climaxing?
>>14199487To trick you into paying child support
>>14199479>walk into bakery>no one else in there>baker asks what you want>"one ponut please">baker looks at youWhat is yfw, mlpg.
>>14199482>implying this is a bad thing
>>14199500But she's not a childShe's a pony
>>14199501...You heard me...
>>14199480Only if I can call her my beautiful, sweet and innocent daughteras I plow her fuckhole.
>>14199501
>>14199051You high nigga? Pinkie don't jive with that weak ass doublescoop shit. Quadruple or death
chest floofles
>>14199517big and unkempt or tight and well groomed?
>>14199410HnnnghI'd get pony to shit in my mouth so I could snowball with her
SMILE SMILE SMILE
Why is old Spongebob so great.
>>14199535
>>14199539It was character driven not story driven.
>>14199539That comic wasn't pulled off very well
>>14199539>macro Luna will never visit your dreams
>>14199526I am a connoisseur of all types of chest fluff.
>>14199539how original and funny.
>>14199554>those teeth>that tongue>at that sizeUnf
>>14199554amazon Luna will never visit your dreams
>>14199554I already had a regular sized Dash in mine once, I think that's enough thank you.
How long can pony hold their breath?
Ponies! In hats!
>>14199571>tfw the only pone related dream I've ever had was in the Equestria Girls universeHow do you guys do it
>>14199569good
>>14199569>Amazon Celestia and Macro Luna will never double team you
>>14199582Bon bon wear the pants.
>>14199582
>>14199569>amazon anything>good
>>14199569Why is your definition of Amazon one that has stupidly oversized tits. Amazon is big and muscled. Moderate funbags at best because they're fuckhuge and more /fit/. God dammit.
>>14199539because
>>14199559Would you judge the Ponyville Chest Fluff competition?Ponies must sit on stage and wait for your thorough inspection. There are different categories you can win in like fluffiest, best groomed, etc
>>14199583>only pony dream was EQGI'm so sorry man.
Just curious, anyone remember this? It'll pretty much be an oldfag thing by now.
>you will never snuggle a pone close, gently fondling their fat dick
>>14199344>Dear Batman, I came in your mask. With regards, -Robin
>>14199582>Lyraaaaa, why is there a dead human in our house?
>>14199599>retarded fucking spam>an oldfag thingget out
>>14199583How was it?I don;t really mind EG.
>>14199599you're a moron
BONBONBOBNOBNOBNOBNBBONBONBONBONBON
>>14199599I miss Ika sometimes
>>14199599Take a load of this taffer
>>14199583By writing>EQG UniverseSo it was a nightmare then?
>>14199600>you will never stuff one of their massive balls in your mouth
>>14199596I'd certainly take the job, but I can't say I am not somewhat biased
>>14199583There was someone who preformed an experiment on lucid dreaming of ponies for one month in 2012.
>>14199612I dreamt I was in the cafeteria right after that song endedIt was weird and I don't really recall most of the dialogueI remember going to the football field and watching RD beat Twilight at soccer though
>>14199608>>14199616>>14199619>>14199621Glad to know I can still get replies, Mcgraw out.
>>14199642I had not.unf
>>14199638>you will never rub their belly as you feel their balls pull upwards and the base of their cock swell up with cum
>>14199642>you will never tie up Fluttershy and carry her around like a suitcase
>>14199630
>>14199652You know, someone should really talk to moot about fixing that stray pixel that leaks out of the spoiler tag
>>14199654>you will never walk on clouds after sucking off a pegasus
>>14199662>like a suitcase>not like a fanny pack on backwards
>>14199673What are you, autistic?I know I amI'm going more crazy the longer I'm looking at it
>>14199684>not like a cocksleeve
>>14199652fluttershy is best everything
>>14199676>get minor telekinesis from unicorns>rapid healing from earth ponies>Alicorns turn you into the slutty mare
>>14199688That's the word I'm looking for. As in, she's in front, held up by the ropes on your dick.
>"Hey, what book are you working on reading?"
>>14199697woah wait a secondwhen did this happen
>>14199703"The Egghead's Guide to Parenting Hybrid Offspring"The one you made me insist on reading once we found out you were pregnant
>>14199692I really want to see this same angle and pose done with some other poniesI'm really starting to like that little bottom part of their hooves
>>14199703Eisenhorn.
Ha-ha funny joke human. What you mean we propose we to not make love tonight because you are tired from duties?
>>14199697http://pdp-bjd.tumblr.com/>3 monthshttp://twist-n-girls.tumblr.com/>8 months
>>14199701So like...one of those baby carriers?Except she's held up on your cock?unfunfunfunf.
>>14199697oh boy no one could have possibly seen this coming from a creepy doll
>>14199710When you brought that Hawaiian sand home.
>>14199703A book called Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
>>14199732it's a baby carrier alright
>>14199701>>14199732I doubt his dick's that strong
>>14199698>zebra don't do anything special, they just cum a shitload every time
>>14199744Not BY the cock, ON the cock. The ropes are what's holding her up.
>>14199703roadside picnic, it's p cool
>>14199697YAY IT ISN'T DEAD!
>>14199723You're right, that's not the reason. I don't want to have sex because it furthers the patriarchy. I'm actually oppressing you and treating you like an object when we have sex. Therefor, I have decided to remove my root and stem and ship myself for every carnal thought I may have and live a pious life, serving the better sex. What can I do for you today mistress?
>>14199750Zebras seem like the spdf oriented sort.
>>14199750>you will never a pone that cums shit
>>14199697
>>14199692>You knew helping out Sweetie with a hoof sprain that one time would bite you in the ass eventually.>Now every time she gets you alone she gives you those sad looking eyes till you agree to give her a hoof massage. >While it's satisfying to know that she enjoys it, the little sighs and the occasional gasp of breath leave you.....mixed, on the subject.
>>14199694http://i.imgur.com/a0xvyXu.png
>>14199750how does an animal contain so much semen in its balls. It's like, what the hell
>>14199784It's not the balls
>>14199779I like dicks too much.And I don't care.
>>14199789But I was taught that semen is stored in the balls like a big reservoir.
>>14199646So were a stalker?
>>14199694What a fat pony.
>>14199779http://i.imgur.com/fsFKJNl.png
>>14199801POint and laff
I really wish people would stop posting pictures of ponies doing drugs.
>>14199676>Suck off a pegasus>go for a tour of cloudsdale>the tour guide is a friendly energetic stallion who's more than happy to refresh the enchantment
>>14199813
>>14199812Okay then smart guy, where DO you store semen then if not in the testicles? Clearly the american education system is living up to its name.
>>14199813and I wish people would stop posting futa ponieswe can't always get what we want
>>14199779>>14199811Some day, we'll be able to sexualize Fluttershy without people posting futa.
>>14199823>they actually just had a unicorn cast the usual cloud walking spell on you from the start>man, humans are gullible
>>14199840But that day isn't today.
>>14199831Please don't.
OK MLPG you can go to EquestriaBut the dimensional rift used to bring you also transported the last antagonist from the last movie/book/game/comic/whatever there to. Are you friend enough to team up with your new pony pals to stop them?
>>14199840That's adorable that you think that.
>>14199840dont be a party pooperyou dont see me shitting all over rape or bondage
>>14199823>"You know that effect can last up to a week, right?">"I know it pays to be careful, but this is the third time in an hour"
>>14199853Candy Box 2So I guess the developer?
>>14199854People have different tastes.There's no reason to be a DICK about it!
>>14199840I know right? It's really heard to imagine yourself in her position when she has a penis bigger than you.
>>14199854>anon thinks I'm adorable
>>14199853>Russian Overkill in Doom II>Yuri>Drunk Simulator modeheh heh heh
Would you take a trip to Las Vegas with ponies?
>>14199853There were fifty yards between them. Prince Oberyn advanced quickly, Ser Gregor more ominously. The ground does not shake when he walks, Tyrion told himself. That is only my heart fluttering. When the two men were ten yards apart, the Red Viper stopped and called out, “Have they told you who I am?” Ser Gregor grunted through his breaths. “Some dead man.”
>>14199834http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen
>>14199883Never seen that movie.
>>14199853>Dr. Wilyokay
>>14199834sperm's produced in the testicles, the semen's stored in the seminal vesicles
>>14199840I wish people would be futa when sexualizing Pinkie pie
I want to come inside Anonymous.
>>14199853>Archie EggmanWe're all probably dead.
>>14199902well fuck you, enjoy your rule 63
>>14199897Semen isn't stored. It's produced just before ejaculation.But balls swelling with cum is hot, so anatomy be damned.
>>14199851
>>14199917>swelling with cumwhy not just have maggots slide down your dickhole to wriggle around inside your balls?
There's a lot about this image that is stupid as hell, but the size difference is pretty hothttp://derpibooru.org/455314
>>14199924>Rainbow Dash sucking her futa cock
>>14199924Look, I asked nicely and I'm not spamming images of armor.Please stop.
>>14199916But that's the same thing anon, with respect to ponies
>>14199926>zebrasusweird.
>>14199902I'm glad they don't, and that the more common headcannon is that she just has a lot of "toys."Besides, you got your 63'd ponk to husbando.
>>14199924
OK MLPG, You can go to Equestria. And do anything you want, with in reason.But all of the ponies sound like they are voiced by John DiMaggio
>>14199934
*wink-wonk*
>>14199944I hope they're all doing their Bender voice
>>14199853>The last of usThere isn't really a big bad is there?
>>14199944I read that as John Mandingo.
>>14199944Do they still have different voices, or do they all sound exactly the same?Because that could get confusing.
>>14199925Do they secrete a slime that ramps up production and makes the testes sensitive enough to climax from a gentle kneading?
>>14199975They sound like DiMaggio doing their voice
>"Mock my tiny butt, will you? Let's see how you handle we?"
>>14199959Is it so wrong to want this?To take an intelligent, cuddly little thing and just scoop them up in my arms lovingly?
>>14199987Handle us*
>>14199977Sure, why not.
>>14199987>Going from singular personal to groupPick one.Shoulda been: "Mock my tiny butt, will you? Let us see if you can handle me."
Do you think Fluttershy sings in the shower?
>>14199987Wee?As in your wee little bottom?!
>>14200017Scrubbles are you drinking?
>>14200011NoShe things in the bath
>>14200011no she's afraid some one will hear her
>>14200011I don't think she takes showers.Do ponies even have showers?
>>14200009Or stay royal with "Mock Our tiny butt, will you? Let us see if you can handle Us."The double us in the second part is wonky, but that's easily fixed with a non-direct conversion
>>14199987>manic shitlel
>>14200032Golden showers maybeEspecially FluttershyHer coat used to be white.
>>14199995not at all
>>14200036Yes, either or. Just trying to help.
Mentoring Language: Proper Grammar
>>14200064
>>14200029NoTonight I am like my humor. Dry.
>>14200089You really shouldn't be drinking alcohol at all
>>14200088What?!That can't be Luna!Luna is benevolent!
>>14200088
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex
>>14200089You should try wet humor instead.
>>14200099What the fuck?I meant to post this
>>14200099that's not a helmet
>>14199987>Nightmarity>tinybutt
>>14200099Drinking in moderation has shown time in again to increase your life spam significantly over those who drink too much AND those who dont drink at all
>>14200108Japan has always been a sexually repressed country, this really shouldn't even be news
>>14200120I wish I still had my life spam, but I ate it.
>>14200120I need a citation for that.Also that doesn't stop me from being a militant straightedge
>>14200109But Rarity has been don't to death!Talk about beating off a dead horse!
>>14200122this article could have been written twenty years ago
>>14200108They've always been ahead of us.Sex is overrated as anything other than a means of reproduction.As a means of reproduction it is excellent.
unf
>>14200141http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024
>>14200144Get drunk scrubbles.
>>14200152Guess I'm a girl.
>>14200152>not mentioning Fluttershy's dick
>>14200162No I want to play video games and practice my acting and you are giving me too much attention already stahp
>>14200144Thank you scrubbles.
>>14200152well this is pants on head retarded, there are plenty of guys into DFC and sleek girls
You could have a zebra pumping away at your ass right now and you wouldn't even know it.Happly Halloween
>>14200152But I like the blue one more.
>>14200181And those guys are all lesbians.
>>14200158That shows nothing about increasing the lifespanAnd directly taken from your link>If you're a middle-aged or younger adult, some evidence shows that even moderate alcohol use may cause more harm than good.
>>14200158>Citation>links a press release that makes no mention of any of the statistical credibility of its info
>>14200179Come on just get a bit tipsy then.
>>14200152What if I'd like Rainbow Dash, but with Flutershy's body?Fluttershy is jsut a bit too meek for me
>>14200198All the stores are closed
>>14200210I am shore something in your home has alcohol. Go drink that.
PONY IS GOING TO DRINK YOUR BUTT
>>14200226I'm not going to force chug rubbing alcohol or vanilla flavored vodka like some animal
>>14200231DONT DRINK MY BUTT
>>14200240>>14200231
So I hear you guys like dungeon crawling?
>>14200231Joke's on her, my butt is toxic to ponies.
>>14200249Are there ponies in the dungeon?
>>14200249Only if the traps are deadly and the loot is bountiful
>>14200210>no 24 hour grocery stores in your areaDo you live in the boondocks or something?
>liking things
>>14200266Everything in walking distance closes at 11
>>14200265>deadly trapsunf
I'm starting to think this pony may have been cuter than originally anticipated.
>>14200279>not liking things
>>14200265What if the loot is deadly and the traps are beautiful? Like really pretty crystal structures that shoot heat rays at odd angles, and magic cold coins that burrow in your skin when you try to use them to buy stuff?
>>14200265Oh, of course they would be. >>14200261You would be ponies, and there are ponies all over. But perhaps not in the deadly dungeon, maybe at the end.
>>14200279>not breeding
Sweetie Belle.
>>14200307why does Applejack want me to breed so badly
>>14200237DO IT
>>14200305>You would be ponies,I get to be a pony?It's just what I've always wanted.
>>14200302>loot is deadly>traps are beautifulTraps can be beautiful? I guess maybe if you're the one making and setting them.
>>14200309Come back once puberty's hit you like a freight train
>>14200309I want to jam my dick into that cutie so fucking hard.
>>14200317No, both those things are equally awful Lets just talk about ponies instead. I think the pink one is nice.
>>14200237Could you be anymore of a pleb?
>>14200103I would pound Cup seven ways from Sunday.
>>14200336Yes she is what do you think her alcoholic beverage of choice is?
>>14200328?
>>14200299>tfw know this is link but thumbnail always makes me think beast boy
https://derpibooru.org/415773This is my fetish.
>>14200338Flavored vodkas are for people with vaginas and no tongues
>>14200321Yes, you can be a pony.
>>14200352Would you put a bun in her oven
>>14200354Either a cosmo as its a very pink, girly drink, or some really awful super sweet cocktail
CARDINALS WINCARDINALS WINCARDINALS WIN
Why haven't you bought Rarity's DLC yet?
>>14200355That is a very pretty Sweetie.
>>14200358My fetish is vaginal intercourse.
>>14200358>>14200408>tfw micro fetish
>>14200392
>not having facesitting and futa as your fetish
>“Mmmm, sweat and musk. It’s heavenly.” Applebloom practically purred in her throat, her muzzle pressed right up against his sac. The filly looked to be in bliss, inhaling his personal fragrance deeply.
ENEMY PONY SPOTTED
>>14200433U-uh...
>>14200392>>14200392Would you give her all the boops?
>>14200442KILL IT AND TAKE ITS WEAPON
>>14200442Pony is not your enemy, pony is friends.
>>14200443http://www.fimfiction.net/story/140590/1/applebloom-hangs-out-with-caramel/applebloom-hangs-out-with-caramel
>you will never a huge spike
>>14200457U-uh...
>>14200335>not wanting this QT instead
>>14200365I'd frost her pastries.
>>14200433>>14200457Eh, too slutty. But stil worth a fap.
>>14200392>>14200423http://i.imgur.com/22P5tZc.jpg
>>14200442But I love all pone.
>>14200498I want to jam a baseball bat into her face
>>14200516unf
>>14200442Always outnumbered, never outponed
>>14200521I want to feed her her own face.
Your favorite MLPG writer agrees to do something for you. What do you ask for? It can be lewd or not.
>>14200516now the futa version needs her legs spread
>>14200516>no more boopsliar
>>14200516wow kevinsanos dicks used to be awful
>>14200552>MLPG>writersaint that a giggle
http://d.facdn.net/art/trunchbull/1382525569.trunchbull_black_sheep.png
>>14200552Probably lewdA fic about me transforming into Fluttershy and becoming Dash's beta girlfriend. Lots of ass play included, and maybe we invite a stallion over.don't judge me
>>14200543But she's adorable, why would you do that
>>14200552futa rarity adventures
>>14200498>in /co/ oc thread>you post sweetie belle with different hair and call her an "oc" I'm disappointed ross, you're not even trying
>>14200581Because she's not, she's hideous.Ross Irving needs to be put down.
>>14200552taking human Fluttershy on a date. Lewd end if you want.
>>14200579link doesnt work
>>14200580
>>14200595copy and paste it
>>14200583Like, she travels Equestria and stops an ancient evil?
>>14200599It's okay, the real Fluttershy can just live in an alternate universe where she's fine and nothing happened
>>14200552I don't know anon, that's why I'm not a writer.
>>14200590Don't like her face, huhMust be an ass man
>>14200552Rumble taking Scootaloo to a school dance.rumblescoots 4lyfe
>>14200616
Apples
>>14200621It starts with an idea. Surely you have some of those.
>>14200633She doesn't have a choice and she wouldn't even know it happened.
>>14200629does sweetie got the bootyshe dooooooo
>>14200575u avin a giggol m8?
>>14200647The answer is still no.
Pink pony best pony
>>14200648back back back it up
>>14200661okay fineI'll take the alternate universe
>>14200648>>14200666Gladly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs92C0Kalp8
>>14200637Apples forever!
>>14200670Is this abstract art?
>>14200678Apples together!
>>14200670Just die.
>>14200670Ross why are your fat things almost never cute?
>>14200678Indeed
>>14200715cus he bad
http://d.facdn.net/art/sewlde/1382672598.sewlde_rainbowdash77-6.jpg
>>14200677I don't think I want to watch a parody of a 13 year old girl as a pony
>>14200667How about someithng else anon
>>14200552taking human Fluttershy in the bedroom and getting her preganant again
>>14200739NopeIt's my idea and I'm sticking to it
>>14200715SB should do something with Sugar.
>>14200715Because he never finishes a damn thing
>>14200715Pfft.
>>14200677>>14200736I think it could be kinda funny in a cute sort of way. I like FFF's videos though.
>>14200772lol nice hands
What would the Mane Six look like as Net Navis?
>>14200715dunno about cute, but i'd fuck 'em
>>14200715>almost
>>14200772that mouth is very unattractive
>>14200791You have a disease.
>>14200819That's a mouth?
>>14200739
Rule 63 Big MacIn heatOn the floor of your living roomPanting and sweating
>>14200772>in sweaty panties
>>14200842oh no big mac has become a not-cartoon pony
>>14200743Good thing Plan B is available over the counter now.
Needs more pink pone
>>14200842The D
>>14200868if she's already pregnant, plan b doesn't do anything
>>14200786
>musky>busty>dickgirl wolf
>>14200839What an egghead
knees weak, arms fedoras
>>14200918You sure do like saying this red.What's up gurrrrrl
>>14200901Ah, right.Tune in next week when we discuss the Mane Six as koalas.
>>14200859Nah, those are just her shorts hanging on for dear life around her puffy thighs that are swelling with each greedy bite of popcorn and chocolate she takes.
>tfw gigapause
>>14200874WHAT!?
>>14200918I wish my arms were fedoras.
pony just ate a bunch if klonopin
>>14200916My favourite egghead
>>14200967>tfw no fedora arms
I just found out how unpleasant i am.
>>14200967I wish my arms were wrapped around a person at night instead of a pillow.
>>14200967>euphoric arms
>>14200967>>14200976why>>14200984oh
DRAW EVENT STARTING IN 3 HOURS WOO WOO WOO
>>14200967Then you would be doubled enlightened because 2fedora
>>14200989dammit nobby im not ready
>>14200974I hope there's an episode this season where something happens that turns her into a nerd It just makes too much sense for it not to happen
>>14200983I wish my arms were wrapped around a pony.
Twilight roleplaying as Rainbow Dash
>>142009952bad
Are you ready new pone, MLPG?
>>14199939It's not the same have a Femenie body.
>>14200989THERE BETTER BE MOTH PONES
>>14201009but I have to sleep soon
Pony says your favorite country will never compare to the Czech Republic
>>14200997But anon, she already is a nerd.
>>14200989>worst coast
>>14201011Why is marker covered in shit?
>>14201023Pony doesn't know what she's talking about.Czechoslovakia never dissolved and the Czech Republic doesn't exist.
>>14201026What if she hits up Twilight and Shining Armor and plays a few games of that D&D-like game from the comic?also sorry I forgot the name of the game
>>14201026sure she is
>>14201000Gillou pls
>>14201000Princess Bitch, pls
>>14201053ARE U OK, RAINBA DASH?
>>14201053This is one of the cutest gifs of RD out thereim beb
>>14201083It looks like her eyeliner is sticking to her cheeks againShe's not very good at makeup
Pony asks what she should get at McDonalds. Don't worry she is comfortable with eating meat
>>14201105nothingit's terrible
>>14201105a hot chocolate
Whoa MLPGI just realizedChubby pony is best.
>>14201105>McDonaldsenjoy your poor people fat cancer
>>14201105chicken nuggets
>>14201132>rarity keeps her ponut warm during a seaweed wrap.png
>>14201140arise
Pony asks you if you have any last words
>>14201050O&O
>>14201156Butts.
DingNo shipping here, just Spike helping Pinkie with her eating habits.
So I was gone for a bit, anything new?
>>14201156I love you
>>14201170season 4 premier synopsis?
>>14201168>>14201181pony cradles you closely and reveals her hidden boop connected to the underside of her wristrequiece en pace anon
>>14201170Dash might be even cuter in S4
>>14201182Woah whatgimme dat
>>14201170S4 premier plotEverfree taking over Equestria, Luna and Celestia missing, crystal tree with the elements.
>>14201195She's getting princess wings and a horn already?
>>14201195pls...
>>14201195How is that even possible
>>14201193I want my money backThat movie was terrible
APPLE PONY
>>14201196herehttp://press.discovery.com/media/ugc/press/My_Little_Pony_Premiere_Announcement_Release_10-23-13_FINAL.pdf
>>14201196http://press.discovery.com/media/ugc/press/My_Little_Pony_Premiere_Announcement_Release_10-23-13_FINAL.pdf
>>14201169Why does she eat so fast if it makes her collapse.Ponka can be so dumb.
>>14201217I wonder where he's taking her
>>14201223I really like how they just added wings to the Twilight vector they already had.
>>14201235>rape
>>14201212Wishful thinking
>>14201235Taking her back home where he can tuck her into bed and leave her in the capable care of a pony better suited to such tasks.
>>14201244I didn't even notice thatEveryday I find a new reason to hate Hasbro and the rest of corporate AmericaFuck.
>>14201254that "t" in tuck was a bit blurred by the edge of that spoiler and I had to do a double takeI thought you had gone full lewd on us
BABS SEED BABS SEEDFILLING UP YOUR MOUTH
>>14201269EW GROSSWHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT A PONY
>>14201269WITH THAT THROBBING PONY DICKAND DRINK HER CUM TIL YOU GET SICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoGbwMpPsgY
The Pony Parable
>>14201269You know, semen tastes awful and you can't even feel it deep inside your buttEvery time I live my fetish out I like it less
>>14201256>>14201244They probably saved a shitload of money doing thatGotta earn those big bucks
>>14201217big mac looks like he just shit on the rug
>>14201284>you will never puke up pony's cum after they overfill your stomach
>>14201267How would one even fuck someone into bed, anyways? That's just silly.
>>14201292>semen tastes awfulNo it doesn't.
>>14201294Or maybe they could have gotten one of their army of animators to just make a new one.
>>14201292Oh oh story time time anon?
>>14201305Yes it does. Even my own after weeks of careful dieting.
>>14201223The Elements of Harmony are fruit?
>>14201317I don't believe youI'd need to taste yours to know if you're telling the truth
>>14201301>pukingYou're not trying hard enough
>>14201322Magic fruit, like apples.
>>14201294It's funny, I've never really thought about it but it would require almost zero work to get new vectors. The show is done in flash, so they have all the assets.
>>14201322>I TOLDJA>I TOLD YA'LL APPLES WERE IMPORTANT
>>14201289That was pretty fun but I'm glad I just torrented it. An "hour" of gameplay is not worth $15.Pretty neat though
>>14201225Because she gets too greedy. She was almost a 380 and pushed herself past her usual limits, only to fail and end up at 379. There's always tomorrow.
>>14201223Interesting how important crystals are becoming.
http://i.imgur.com/M2meNYa.png
>>14201332>Applejack becomes the Princess of Apples for her wisdom
>tfw no new content on 3dpd
>>14201326>implying it doesn't turn pony on to see you doubled over with cum gushing from your nose and mouth
>>14201332What a correct pony
>>14201331>>14201312Well as a general rule it's usually cost effective to reuse old assets, so maybe it saved them money for things like pictures on DVDs and toy boxes. Might be a stretch though...They probably just do not care enough.
>>14201303Easy, you just start standing or on the floor.
>>14201342>she gets to live out immortality with her apple family dies
>>14201356Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14201312Why have an animator at another studio do a graphic designer's job in a nearby office in less than 5 minutes
>>14201342But Anonymous, she's already a princess in my heart.
>>14201359>applebloom>big mac>granny smith>twilight's friends
>>14201366Now she's princess apple.
>>14201337die
>tfw no anal princess
>>14201364Asking the studio to e-mail you some vectors is so damn hard
>>14201229facesitting is god tier
>>14201376That just sounds extremely silly, Anon.
>>14201386>Asking the studio to e-mail you some vectors is so damn hardThat is such a bad idea, higher ups don't know what do with that.example: http://clientsfromhell.net/
>>14201195>even cuterI would literally die
>>14201337>fail>doesn't become more of a blobIwhat
>>14201398>that sweetieHNNNNNNNNNNNG>>14201405Princess of the Apples anon.
ECHO BEACH, FAR AWAY IN TIME
I enjoyed the songs in the show.
>>14201417>that imagecreepy, sad, and pathetic
>>14201417Dash! Get out of my fappin' room!
>>14201439So did I
>>14201441But she loves smelling the cum soaked into all those Rarity plushes she's snuggling!
>>14201439All of them?
>>14201417I want one of those plushies she's cuddling.Then I want to cuddles Dash until she's a big pile of quivering bluepon
>>14201455That's not for you, you blue little bitch! That's for Rarity!
>>14201439>>14201451Does anybody not? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Vjorjlon4
How do I avoid offending pony?
>>14201455WATgo on
>>14201466You mean the Rarity that's tied up in the back with huge vibrating plugs in her holes?
>>14201465That shit's funny
>>14201465That video was fucking great. Cool idea.
>>14201483Is one of those plugs stuffed into her cervix, keeping her womb full of your hot semen from leaking as her oversexed body suckles on it like a pacifier?
http://pastebin.com/QtRGKSyU
>>14201494>stuffed into her cervixthat made me cringe
>>14201494I swear, you people have no idea how sex works
Applejack killed and raped filly in 1996
>>14201381That was a surprisingly common joke
>>14201510It was hilarious
>>14201494ah, now i remember why i come hereanatomically wrong smut writings that nonetheless still give me a boner
>>14201509Sex is easy.Penis goes in vagina.And then you orgasm.
>>14201512It was stolen from Spongebob
>>14201509of course they don't
>>14201510That doesn't sound right at all.
>>14201509I know it involves apples somehow
>>14201528I am fully aware of thatI meant, it was surprisingly common how many different artists all came to the same conclusion in such a short timespan
>>14201517>>14201509>>14201507
>>14201552it's a big deal when I don't find it hot
>>14201558Is anatomical accuracy your fetish?
>>14201558Well I find it hot.
>>14201419Oh she'll get fat. She just wanted to reach 380 and make a 10lb gain in one day. Instead, she "failed" and only got to 379.
>>14201552There is a limit to how far you can push it before inviting criticism.
>>14201568It's my fetish.
>>14201570What about it specifically is erotic?
MLPG is no more for your shitty fetishes than it is for talking about making fursuits of OCs
>>14201571You're stupid.
>>14201572PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>14201577Oh, okay then. Carry on.
>>14201581Your're right we need to start discussing are OC fursuits more often.
>>14201571Did the Sonic people kick you out already, Ross?
>>14201589Look, it bears no repeating or explanation. It's just fat Pinkie pics. Either jack off to them or hate them and move on, whatever.
>>14201581>>14201595I wonder how much a Marker fursuit would cost?
>>14201589You gonna cry all night anon?
>>14201579It makes my dick hard, I haven't really thought about it much more than that. I've found that any amount of introspection just leads to depression.
http://www.sogayboy.com/videos/wank-with-multiple-cumshots-cam1--3883.html
>>14201571>10 pound gain
Pony hid clues somewhere in your place.Let the adventure begin.
>>14201581But anon, what if pony is my fetish?
>>14201581I want an aurora fursuit That would be baller
>>14201603Probably about as much a henweigh.
>>14201608Well, could it be the gentle suckling motions as she pants and her body reflexively clenches and pulls on that thick rubber plug?Maybe it's her womb sloshing gently with all that cum, soaking into her body as she coos softly
>>14201599I choose to publicly hate them.
>>14201620Is her cutiemark glue?
>>14201628>>14201603
>>14201616I hope they're in my ass.
best
>>14201581>tfw my friend is buying a kloudette fursuit
>>14201640
>>14201640that is a cute ponk
>>14201638plsit's not even Friday yet
>>14201603they cost about 800$ to have them commissioned https://www.facebook com/PhoenixWolfFursuits
>>14201618Then welcome home
>>14201640Incorrect. Pinkie and her derivatives a shit.
>>14201654It's been Friday for almost 16 hours now.
>>14201610do the words refraction period mean nothing to this man
>>14201649
tfw no voxix marker
>>14201667fuck derivativesand rothchilds
>>14201640Pinkest.
>>14201667Get fucked, faggot.
>>14201640rei where have you been you faglord
>>14201649>>14201672Why is she so bouncy?
>>14201571________u-unf
>>14201668whatnoYOU LIE
>>14201660I'm pretty sure that guy only does things off the same ugly dog-shaped head base. I mean fuck, they all look the same. Everything is a dog with furries.>Here's your marker pony, sir>this is a dog>No, it's a pony>ugh, does it at least have the voicebox i requested?>Of course>alright, let me try it>WOOF WOOF
>>14201690she took a bite of gum gum
>>14201635Go ahead, I'll just keep drawing her really fat
>>14201640oh shit it's reiI hope senpai notices me!
>>14201697>some other broad walks out with clear boop mark on her nose
>>14201697https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/268157_401271803301703_747386969_n.jpghere is a RD one
>>14201690She's not of this world
>>14201703Ross you're terrible.
>>14201703I like your rara
>>14201703I know. But what else can I do?
>>14201610I want to do this to a hyper futa mare.
>>14201690that apple makes it look like apple jacks tongue is out
>>14201720It looks like someone tried not to make a dog and failed, creating a dog-yoshi-rabbit insteadWhy are fursuits so ugly?
>>14201690God fears what he does not control.
>>14201703yeah i want proofi'll measure itwith my face
>>14201670he has mastered his prostate
Chin up
>>14201603if you want it to look nice, $2k+
>>14201727My first two versions of her were tough to look at. I'm glad I finally figured out a direction to take the design in to make it more appealing.>>14201751With your face? Naughty boy.
>>14201761Why is that pony so blue?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/15487193/babs%20seed%20lewd.png
>>14201741I agree, it could be a lot betterThe guy who commissioned it didn't by it, and its been up for sale for almost a year. So, there ya go. Maybe you can make a better one? I don't mean it antagonistically, I genuinely would love to see an acceptable looking pony one.
>>14201733While you're balls deep in her winking marepussy?
>>14201610>>14201670>>14201733Imagine fucking him till he cums like 5 times in a rowImagine blowing him while pumping a dildo into his ass till he blows down your throat half a dozen times
>>14201741because people assume sculpting is easy
>>14201775she practices every morning
>>14201776It looks like her genitals are trying to escape.
>>14201776>tfw you gaggedYESI'M LOSING MY ABILITY TO GET PONERS
>>14201783>half a dozen>not a dozen>not thirty fat spurts of rich cream
>>14201761> FiMFlamFilosophy are the only fan group who aren't up their own asses about the show.
>>14201794Huh?
>>14201792this is my fetish
>>14201784sppeaking of sculptingthis artist is the best one i have seen that has done ponyhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeXPtgWFNSkvErJnfGdqc0A
>>14201689Isolated.>>14201706Hello
I hope we get to see those servant ponies againI want to see them groveling and serving
>>14201796>you will never be fed yogurt thick cum by a cute stallion with no refractory period and heavy balls
>>14201778these look cute
>>14201778I don't want to even tryPeople that wear pony fursuits deserve mediocrity. The greater fandom itself is a celebration of mediocrity, after all.
>>14201794Don't worry they're come back stronger than before
>>14201794Then we shall switch from pone to doge
>>14201815>is their
>>14201782Fucking past satisfaction.
>>14201820http://sophiecabra.deviantart.com/gallery/31716194
>>14201826booooowrong answer anon, you live and die for pony
I wish I had enough money to pay a fat girl to get real sweaty and sit on my face while giving me a footjob
>>14201776Short tails are the best.
>>14201778>The guy who commissioned it didn't by itI don't like fursuits, but that guy can just go fuck right off.
>>14201813These are incredible
>>14201832Thanks for reminding me I did not bother to finish that TF fap fic.
>>14201840ah those are much betterit's all in themuzzlethanks for the link
>>14201846Short manes are also the best. Interesting how that works.
>>14201813God I want that Mikupone.
>>14201843>I wish I had enough money to pay a fat girl tolose some goddamn weight and respect her body.
>>14201848I know, and like 200~400$ per piece for commissionI take it you can find her dA and other resources on your own?
http://imgur.com/UuSmfHGThere's also this one, which I set aside in favor of the one I finished.
>>14201860I'm kind of disappointed none of the main characters have pony tails, I love those
MLPG helpmy pony is on fire
>>14201870I probably can, thanks for the head start
>>14201863Im not a big fan of Vocolaids if anything I would commisons another bat pony or a changeling
>>14201874Cadence
>>14201874Huh? they all have tails dumbass.
>>14201887If he was doing commissions I'd maybe try to get either a Pinkie or my dumb OC.
>>14201874A couple background ponies do, though.
>>14201882She doesn't seem to mind.
>>14201891well teen cadenceand not really a main characterbut that is my favorite characteristic about her, logically enough
I wish there was more strong pony.
>>14201882You better have burn heal
>>14201801i used to like those guys but i havnt heard of them in months.have they done anything cool recently?
>>14201915Nah
>>14201868But she wouldn't be fat then.If there were no fat women, how would I ever have a chance of actually getting aroused since I've completely blocked out the idea of having sex with a skinny person?
>>14201904I'd let her strike my pins if you know what I mean
>>14201909But all the ponies are strong in spirit
>>14201874
I feel sorry for that filly.
>>14201915http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcA6NvJXmkThey just did another Rainbow Dash Presents. I thought it was pretty good.
>>14201930I want pony with big muscles.
Which would you rather:http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/1998/FC02F.jpgorhttp://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/1998/FC03F.jpg
>>14201905She doesn't but THEN THIS HAPPENS
>>14201933I want to bundle her up in my arms and cuddle her
>>14201942>doug wingerneither
>>14201933I feel like that filly
>>14201882Throw jarate at her you camper
>>14201942Eight hour orgasm.I've got nothing better to do with my time.
>>14201961As a chubby boy I would totally accept your valentine. just don't touch me
>>14201964It's not camping if you're a sniper, anon. It's location denial.
>>14201942goddammit i recognized those links and filenames right away
>>14201961Twilight's leg seems to be coming out of her neck.
>>14201981>lives in a camping van
>>14201942i'll probably make some money off of the 8-second 8-hour orgasm. extreme facial artist or something. at the least, a sideshow at exotic erotic ball or something.
>>14201961>Twilight is too ashamed by her new neck legs to get up in the morning.
>you will never be the little filly.
Daily reminder that pone lifts more than you do, ratio-wise.
>>14201942i recently jacked it out of nostalgia tohttp://www.furaffinity.net/full/11890515/even though it wasnt very good pic
>>14201992Nuh uh! It's a recreational vehicle!
>>14201961Twi-prawn
>>14202008>not allowed to view this imageI wish I was a furry so I could enjoy all the privileges afforded to them.
Ross. why won't you put on a name?
>>14202004I bench my body weight
>>14202004What if they are just really light?
>>14202001I would fucking love to be the little fillyman...
>>14201961>tfw you feel like this everydaysuicide seems like a actual option nowadays
>>14202033>implying Rarity isn't fatter than TwilightIn all the right places...
>>14202032because it makes you angry
>>14202008>pulsar>not very goodYou and I have become foes
>>14202032Because I don't want Rachel to know I'm here.
http://derpibooru.org/448436unf
>>14202033BITCH DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BENCH TO YOUSHE DOESN'T CRAWL UNDERNEATH AND PUSH HER UPWARDSHE FUCKING LIFTS IT FROM LATERAL POSITION OVER HER HEAD
>>14202052It doesn't, I'm just wonderingand I asked Ross, anon
>>14202026>that denial
>"Anon darling, you smell. There I've said it. It's out in the open."
>>14202001Are there any fics where you get transformed into a little filly?lewd optional
>>14202070Good. I like it that way.You got a problem with that?
>>14202070"I know isn't it great?"
>see goggles in /vp/ posting friendcode>says she will add everyone>doesnt add me
>>14202070It's not me. it's Dash.She always smells.
>>14202079There are some where you rape Fluttershy.
>>14202070Well maybe you could show me some bathing techniques I could use
>>14202105Can I be a earl or duke instead?
>>14202004Pony is made of magical marshmallowShe doesn't even have muscles
>>14202109are there really?link?
>>14201813Looking at these makes me wish I could get in contact again with the guy who made this. I'm a bit envious of those who understand sculpting, cause damn.
>>14202070Look as horrified as you wish. I can still hear you winking.
>>14202070>Anon still smells perfectly fine, even to ponies>Rarity is still using anon to cover for her massive mare farts>Everyone can tell
>you will never kiss pony's fat testes
Rainbow Dash has put on a few extra pounds, what do you tell her?
>>14202127NO
>>14202156
>>14202070If Rarity's actually mentioning something like that, it's probably for the best that I take a bath.You know, Generosity and all that.
>>14202156I'd tell her that it's not bulking after the first two hundred pounds, it's gluttony.
>>14202131>link?There are probably some of him too, but this isn't The Legend of Zelda general.
>>14202156To put them off again.
Your waifu has severe constipation and she's in pain.There's only one solution to this predicamentyou have to shove your arm up her ass and clean her out manually.Do you do it for your waifu?
>>14202159What about a Duchess?
>>14202186yes
>>14202186Coudlt I just get her some water and maybe squeeze her a little?
>>14202178What the fuck is the point of bulkingYou could just eat after working out
>>14202156You are fat.
>>14202186I take my waifu to a fucking doctor. I don't want to hurt her.
>>14202186Nice try, anonymous.My waifu's so loose she's incontinent
>>14202186Well, I mean if there's no other way then sure, I guess I could do that for her.
>>14202202it's a body building technique that doesn't always work
>>14202186Only if she looked me square in the eyes and not look away till I was done.
>>14202182you're fucking hilarious
>>14202202It's so your body has calories right then to immediately start working with.It's also used by marathon runners who have the time to work fat into energy.
>>14202186THERE'S A SPELL FOR THIS. QUICKLY, TO THE PONY PROCTOLOGIST
>>14202230his post actually made me make that audible groaning cringing noise
the new arcade fire album is fun.Heavily influenced by disco.
http://derpibooru.org/321960unf
Okay, Princess Twilight Sparkle appears in your window tonight and says she can transport you to Equestria with her.Under one condition:Upon arriving you will be rapidly aged into an elderly person, and you will have to wear an oxygen tank to assist with your breathing. But rather than contain normal oxygen, the tank will be magically replenished continually with her queefs. Do you accept?
>>14202251
>>14202244Fat isn't easily made into the proteins used to build muscle though. It's easily made into energy.
>>14202256>listening to boringcore
>>14202272It's pretty much the opposite of "boring". It's plebby and fun.
>>14202259what if i kill herwhat happens to the show
>>14202259Can I be magically be turned into a young person again?
>>14202272>not listening to music you likeIt's like I'm actually reading Pitchfork!
>>14202262>You will never have a little pony always try to help
>>14202262I would put her on my head to look out for visitors like a tiny horse sailor in a crows nest
>>14202295good little ponies are stupid
>>14202292>liking boringcore
>>14202262How is she sitting thereIs Anon giving her a "boost"?
>>14202292More like bitch fork, cause all anyone does is bitch!
>>14202305>not liking music you like
>>14202311With his dick.
>>14202295>>14202299>>14202311
What is Rainbow Dash doing?
>>14202320>liking bad music
>>14202311She's standing on her tippy hooves, you perv derv
>>14202323>it's true, you did need more butt>your supervisor compliments you on your taste in rump as he passes by and drops off another assignment for you to ignore
>>14202347
>>14202311it looks like she's hanging off the desk
>>14202336Fucking a toaster.
>>14202336killing her infections
>>14202340>not liking music
A few years ago you would've found this disgustingNow I bet you find this arousing
>>14202362>listening to people whine about their problems to a beat instead of nature
Ponies engaging in lewd stuff with another pony of the same gender.
>>14202378I'm not into fat little boys or horses
>>14202336I believe that it is meant to represent the artist feeling on how modern people (with our need to peacock with bright colors and brash attitudes) are obsessed with technology to the point that it will one day be a sexual attraction.
>>14202393Only if they both have massive horsecocks and puffy marecunts
ALRIGHT PEOPLE LET'S LOOK ALIVEAND HEYNO "WEH"S
>>14202378I didn't think it was disgusting back then, but I don't find it arousing now either.Real horses are gross besides their genitals, and even those are gross sometimes
>>14202395But I am into little boy horse with fat cocks.
>>14202395That horse isn't fat, he's big boned!
>>14202393I like this one
>>14202408but what if i have to?
>>14202421>ittle boy horse with fat cocksunf
>>14202434unf
I want to murder Seth using Yamino as a club.I think life is punishment enough for Purple Tinker.
>>14202388>naturehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jTQIogLBFBs
Pony's butt cheeks are spread
>>14202434Pinkie's mouth is naturally attracted like a magnet to the sweetest thing nearby.
>>14202408How about some curds?
>>14202451>mentioning any of those namesis it 2011 again?
>>14202474Was there something you wanted to know?
>>14202408>no wehhttp://youtu.be/eEUvEDfWWTM
>>14202460Punch it.Right in the anus
>>14202482She wants to know if it's true that you're eating things to influence your semen's taste.She wonders if she can gain the same effect.
>>14202480Sorry, I just wanted to express some of my boundless anger.
>>14202434>Rarity will never nurse you
>>14202482What is love?
>>14202523Love is free.
>>14202436>Dash waiting for the delivery
>>14202533 nothing is free anon
>>14202498>tongue-punching pone's anus
>>14202533UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
Toy Story aged well
>>14202523Love is like oxygen.You get too much, you get too highNot enough and you're gonna die
Why do they call it a donkey punch?Donkey's can only kick!
>>14202578>anthro abominationPURGE IT
>>14202573I feel uneasy every time I glance at the eyes
>>14202587Come here and I'll show you.
>>14202578>no bra
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f2649a555ad6ed50fbc2fc2b6c383598/tumblr_mv3wajQY0E1rkzyclo1_1280.png
what if pony and diamond dog
>>14202620B-bark?
>>14202620Ponies butt is very resilient genetically.
>>14202578Oh god I just want to rub my face into her belly.
It's Friday.
Would you rub your face into her slitless mound?
>>14202649u-unf?
BAZINGA
>>14202620Bizarre furry hybrid races? What is this, furaffinity?
>>14202648Would I rub my- Anon don't ask stupid questions. You know where you are for fucks sake, you're just wasting resources doing your stupid shit.
>>14202647And all still sucks. But especially me.Whoo.
Neat
>>14202666
>>14202573>>14202597There is a reason why all the scenes with him had him act spazzy and had quick cuts.Pixar was well aware of their limitations and were masters of working around them.
>>14202671See ya later space cowboy.
>>14202671The costume wearer also looks like the way JG Quintel draws himself
>>14202676Shitty OCs in scene kid clothes?Yep, this is some awful furfag site alright, but WHICH ONE?
>>14202224whyboner.jpg
>>14202671>Bang.
>>14202692>calling PiE pone shittyI'll kill you
>>14202682I'm glad for that, I don't think I could be able to not be terrified for years if I focused more on the dog
>>14202669I-i just wanted to know...
>>14202671Spike's outfit is based on some live action Jap too.
>>14202671I guess you could say Quintel Spiked the punch!
>>14202648I would so hard a slit would form.
Pony thinks you're boopin' neat.
>>14202648I would blunder right through the protective spell and end up with my face in her ponut
>>14202728Don't lie to me, pony.
http://challonge.com/poneisfightVote!Round 4:Applejack vs Twilight Sparkle: http://strawpoll.me/598656Fluttershy vs Rarity: http://strawpoll.me/598655Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie: http://strawpoll.me/598654
>>14202578I just brushed a few hours ago, but I did just eat...also, i woke up at 5pm so it lunch, not some binge late night eating
shhpony is asleep
>>14202647Time to retreat to /tg/'s ERP general.
>>14202747Motorboat her butt
>>14202747I want to sleep with pony.
>>14202747I really want thisCould you imagine how snuggly wuggly that would be?Though I'd feel bad if they werent under the covers, too
>>14202747Ponies just going to fall right back asleep anyway, move her to a more conventional spooning position.
>>14202735Pony cannot lie. She thinks you're bodacious.
>>14202747Quietly and softly motorboat her butt
>>14202767I wanna hold pony close against mah chest n' feel her breathang rise n' fall each time strokin me wit her velvety soft furI wanna smell ponyz dope breath n' flowery mane before i doze off n' trip of pony
>>14202784Snoop doggy dog plz.
>>14202647I have a trip next week so I can't go out and have a good time
>>14202780Well fine, then.
>>14202789Can it cracka. Y'all DONT KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass know not a god damn thang of tha wayz of tha hood.
>>14202737>Fluttershy winning over RarityMan, posting this on different days and times really bring out different people.For example, most of the people staying up real late are Rarifags.
>>14202776now she's awake and won't go back to sleep
>>14202780>not boopalicous
>>14202747WAKE UP YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>14202802>home alone on a thursday night?>how pathetic.
>>14202820
thumbing rarity's frogs
>>14202839u-unfcan I lick them, too?
>>14202839>thumbing not licking and sucking
>>14202839jiggling Rarity's bellybutton
Twilight told me it's hilarious when she teleports random objects into your anus
>>14202839>frogsHer entire hoof is a frog
>you will never snuggle a Creampuff
>>14202837I dont think pony is well
244 images... I feel like Earlyanon is getting a new thread ready to link...
Hehe, you guys are adorable saps
>Humans teach ponies about proper farming techniques>Suggest using magic to grow food>Earth ponies deprecated>Thousands out of work
>>14202884I remember a thread on /co/ where people were posting references to shows in other shows.Someone posted this and the whole thread derailed into a shit storm
>>14202156>>14202168>tfw missing out of fetish things that play to your specific interestsat least I get to broaden my horizons with all you guys talking about multi futa dicks
>>14202893no u
>>14202893YOUYOOOOOOOOOOOUI'm going to go to sleep, just for that.
>>14202884>JOO2>JOOZ>Jews
>>14202893You spelled "incredibly lonely and desperate" wrong.
>>14202892>>>14202893Stop toying with my heart Rose, it can't take cute of this magnitude.
>>14202893Ponies tail is tickling in places that should not be touched this time of night.
>>14202893Pony doesnt look they are sleeping peacefully. You should share blanket and stop wiggling around so much
>>14202893don't make me hurt you rose
>>14202915Why botherShe's already hurt us so muchDo you know how much it hurts to have a pony induced heart attack? It hurts. a lot.
>>14202906CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
Would you let a pony you knew kiss your tum tum?
>>14202926I heard if you die of pony you go to equestia
>>14202952How do I die of pony?
>suddenly
Holy shit if you took a mildly retarded paraplegic who'd never played WoW before in his life and queue'd him for LFR he'd perform better than 2/3 of the people there.
>>14202963welcome to mmos where content is dumbed down for the people who can't do more than autoattack and press more than one button
G'night MLPG. Thanks for being chill.Some stories tomorrow, if I can get them done quick enough. This weekend for sure though.
>>14202952I heard if you die of pony you get to view equestria in real time, but you're a ghost so you can never hug pony or even come within 50 feet of her because the magic of friendship repels ghosts somehowAlso you're liable to be eaten by a changeling if you're too consumed by love
>>14202973Hope they don't ruin XIV
if only things really worked like that
>>14202979I wish Pinkie Pie in a night cap was realThat way my bed wont seem so cold and lonely
>>14202963This is why I don't raid. I just do dailies to shut my brain off like the equivalent of angry birds or any other retarded facebook game.
>>1420298314 is already awful
>>14198741Purple bookhorse.
>>14202973I have fun doing actual raids with my guild but when I do supposedly easier content the caliber of idiot I get stuck with makes it take so much longer.
>>14202988How do ponies play polo?
>>14202578I really need to brush more often. It used to be my gums would bleed when I brushed my teeth, now they bleed at random and turn my mouth into a bloody mess.
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>14202994Believe what you want anon.
>>14202988New preview?
>>14203004Also Floss more
>>14203008let me know when square fixes their security so that you actually need a password to log into someone's account instead of just their username
>>14203004holy shit brush your teeth.
>>14203004I'm fine but my teeth are yellowing from tea and coffeeFuck america for pushing the photoshopped white smile as standard
>>14199853So ... Caesar or Mr. House, without the Securitrons or Legion?Pffft
>>14203038a photoshopped white smile isn't seen as standard, it's seen as a symbol of confidence and successit's also like the easiest way to give off a good first impression. regular brushing + white strips sometimes work wonders.
>>14203065>>14203065>>14203065It's time...>>14203065>>14203065>>14203065
>>14203061It's a symbol of wasting time to meet an arbitrary standard of beauty that nobody really gave a shit about until recently. The best standards are ones based on actual indicators of health and genetic quality, and teeth turn yellow no matter how healthy you are or how good your genome is. Yellow teeth aren't like receding chins and bad acne. You don't even see them all the time.
>>14202926
>>14203099What you think and what society thinks are different.I'll work the 10 minutes it takes to whiten my teeth into my schedule and enjoy being complimented on my smile.
>>14202186If we're on some deserted isle, maybeBut in practice only if I can have up-to-elbow gloves on
>>14203119>10 minutes>strips and pastes actually workedLucky fuck
>>14203103hahahahahaaaaoh no
>>14203103noone else will see it so it feels like you made it just for meI love you Rose
>>14203172that's creepy
>>14203162The pastes work the best I've found.I try not to whiten too often, it's bad for your teeth in excess.
>>14203182I like you Rose
>>14203234That's not me.That's very kind of you, but you shouldn't
I love the Queen
I LOVE PINKIE PIE
>>14203369Diz iz noi Soverign bug terrortori GET OUTOnly love for the QUEEN allowed.
if I pretend not to love the queen can I get another whiff of those pheromones
what if I only like the queenI mean she's nice and all but I have a waifu I lovecan I have a platonic relationship with the queen
>>14203425Queen a shitI wasn't gonna say anything but you just had to stir up shit didn't you?
>>14203522yes>>14203489yes>>14203542fine fine , we will allow it
Long Live the Queen!
>handsome stallion roughly topping you, nipping at your ears to emphasize his dominance
>>14201417>>14201440just like the brownies!
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
