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We fast tonight edition

previous horse
>>14128438
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>fast

fuck yes
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>>14132098
I'd help that pony in and out of her little speed suit
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>>14132098
My favourite kind of thread!
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>>14132110
YOU'RE a good friend.
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Hello pony my old friend
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>>14132098
How fast we talking here?
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>>14132110
>pegasus
>magic

wuut
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Maybe you should slow down?
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>fast
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>>14132098
We haven't been this fast in awhile
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>fast thread
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>>14132130
Faster than Lost World
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>>14132136
maybe you should stop being so yellow
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>>14132123
Yes Rainbow. It is me, your Sempai
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http://dovne.tumblr.com/post/64653489298/some-raw-uncut-footage-of-rainfurrest-2013

video of dovne being a turbo furfag
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>>14132136
>2013
>going slow
Get out.
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>>14132130
>>14132153
Maybe faster than sound?
So we'd be going... supersonic?
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>>14132154
Okay...
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>>14132123
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>>14132167
Supersanic
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>>14132167
>>14132181
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t43KRtvUqug
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>>14132110
What a strange ship
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>>14132181
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Do ponies have any natural predators?
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>>14132193
That small EG thing we did between them was cute as fuck.
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>>14132118
>no sounds
Damn.
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So like yeah. I was watching like MLP the other day and I was like "OMG this is so cute!"
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Pony is really scared of doppelgangers
Pony wants you to check everywhere for those doubles, especially in the upper right corner
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>>14132231
kill yourself
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>>14132231
Everyone knows doppelgangers aren't real
pony should be more afraid of skinwalkers
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>>14132231
But you're a...
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Endless
Ross
Humans
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ARE WE FAST HORSING

OR HORSE-FASTING
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>where are we going in your car anon
>wah!
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http://en.inkei.net/MLPG!Steamchat

WHAT NOW MLPG

WHAT
NOW
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>>14132277
Not fast enough
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>>14132285
into a river
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sonic is faster
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When the day when all of the Mane6 becomes princesses, I will be laughing. At Every Single One Of You. Including /mlp/
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>I-love-Princess-Twilight-Sparkle-anon will never shut the fuck up and get married to her already
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>>14132287
> implying we want the homosexual lightning python

Well
Only in the abstract
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>>14132298
I can't fucking wait
the more princesses the better, in my book
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>>14132294
Must keep on bumping this thread~
No time for questing, hurry up, we are beb!
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>>14132294
sonic a shit
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"Anonymous, why don't you like having fun?"
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>>14132324
I'm going to poke you in the eye if you don't shut up and let me sleep
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>>14132310
I'm just waiting for Princess Pip-chan
I know it'll happen eventually so I'll wait until season 10 if required
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>>14132324
achoo
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>>14132298
Why laughing? I hope they'll be very pretty princesses. I just don't expect it to happen in season 4.
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http://en.inkei.net/Flitter
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>>14132324
Those big eyes. I don't know why, but they freak me out..
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>>14132298
LOL
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>>14132244
>Not being ready for anything.
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>>14132339
>>14132287
can we please not do this
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>>14132292
Just look at it. Look at this toned rainbowbutt.
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>>14132292
I love that butt
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>>14132225
>not posting the one with the caption
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im touching my nipples
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best song?
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>>14132348

It's too late. The dicks are coming.
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>>14132350
>>14132356
butts butts butts
it's always butts
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>>14132340

>getting freaked out by Tinycute

What a silly idea.
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>>14132333
>>14132340
"..."
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>>14132346

>playing D&D
>exotic prof: kukri
>TWF
>imp critical kukri
>all these fucking critical hits
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>>14132339
>mfw adding in Cloudchaser, Thunderlane and Rumble

no i wont link it, punch it in yourself
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>>14132369
Don't know about best song but this one's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljzehPvr9zk
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>>14132277
[boop]
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>>14132375
>>14132376
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>>14132369
Art of the Dress
Other great songs: Winter Wrap Up, A true True Friend, What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me, This Day Aria, Babs Seed
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Sure we're fast, but are we also bug?

You can't be best thread without doing both, you know.
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>>14132348
>we
it's like 1 or 2 people from steamchat just ignore it
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>>14132369
A True True Friend
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>>14132372
but they're not even horsedicks
why can't it be dicks like these http://derpibooru.org/443591?
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>>14132395
what if bugfast
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>>14132375
Man not that guy but she's fucking creepy
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.
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Rose and Mewball, sitting in a tree.
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>>14132401
everything about this is terrible except for Dash's little beard
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>>14132399

MLPG, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD WE FUCK EVERYTHING TOGETHER
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>>14132274
Literally worse than a million hitlers
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>>14132399
*bzzt*
Helps a friend in need!
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>>14132413
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pony just beeped
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>>14132409
Her face is disproportionate as fuck
it totally throws the "cute" factor out the window
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>>14132413
D
R
A
W
I
N
G!
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>>14132369
A Typical Magic Show
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>>14132413
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
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>>14132405
Then this
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Pony wants to magically geld you
You can have it back when you need it but she just thinks you look better without it
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>Anon, you're booping the wrong end...
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>>14132438
l-lewd
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>>14132432
>>14132426
>>14132413

Oh my, they are a couple now?
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>>14132425
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>>14132430
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES DRAMA
THAN COMES TUMBLER SHITSTORM
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You fags done worshipping mewball's dick yet?
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>>14132443
marker you fell asleep with your vagina on my face
why
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>>14132373
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUTTS?
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>>14132445

I didn't know mew had a thing for korean girls
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...
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>>14132449
Anon, that doesn't rhyme
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>>14132453
Yes, it's a very short ritual.
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>>14132465
10
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>>14132459
Nothing, unless it's your butt.
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>>14132463
Rhyming is for fags like Zecora
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Finally got around to seeing gravity. It's a fun movie even if the orbital mechanics is off by a factor of ~100.

A guy at the theater made a criticism of it that's pretty valid, IMO: "It's the same movie 3 times."

Children of Men was way better, but this wasn't bad.
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>>14132449
>>14132453
>>14132445
>>14132460

absolutely disgusting
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>>14132419
Dem bellies
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>>14132476

Do not talk shit about my zebrafu
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>>14132476
>not being a fag
Check out this... Uh...

Shit hang on
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>>14132460
I think Rose is a cutie. Forget those guys who suddenly hated her once they saw a picture of her.
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>>14132493
Yeah she's cute.
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>>14132493

She's /co/ as fuck and really not that bad. She also vidyas too, so that's cool.
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the applejack says: "zut alors"
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>>14132475
Oh, okay. That's fine.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>14132506
No she doesn't That's a changeling. AJ would never know french
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>>14132465
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FUCK MY BUTT
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Why is Fluttershy so cowardly?

Cause she a yella' belly!
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>>14132437
>Gelding

Oh hell yes
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the rarity says: "no thank you that's too much penis"
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>>14132528
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>>14132528
scrubbles
i love you
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>>14132545
tiny lyra
i need a tiny bonbon now
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>>14132521
Goodnight, slutty pone.
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>>14132479
I once read an artical on Cartoon Brew arguing that Gravity should be considered an animated film since most of the movie is done through CGI and other effects, even the actors themselves
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>>14132505
I wanna be a friend with her because of her interest and knowledge on animation. Unfortunately I don't have any skill in drawing so I can't really take part in the hobby. I can understand it when she says she doesn't like it when people point out she's a girl. Her interests are interesting enough.
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>>14132528
Why is Fluttershy so popular?
Because she's adorable!
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>>14132530
It's not like it will be painful
It will just be a featureless area when you're not using it. Just like the ponies.
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>>14132561
yeah, that shit be gettin crazy, son.
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>>14132437
>temporary gelding
You know I think I'd be ok with this

No more worrying about getting hit in the nuts
or having to adjust your dick in your pants

How does pony want to do this thing?
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>>14132561
It looked pretty plasticky, especially in 3d. There's an argument to be made there.
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>>14132568
No wonder she's the first one to becoming princess.
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>>14132545
Mewball

draw pony
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>>14132584
who will be the last of the mane six, since they're all becoming alicorn princesses eventually?
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>>14132573
Yeah, I'd be down
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http://challonge.com/poneisfight

Two hours until the deadline! All polls can still change pace...

TS vs RR: http://strawpoll.me/570698
PP vs AJ: http://strawpoll.me/570701
RD vs FS: http://strawpoll.me/570702
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>>14132573
Is pony gonna let me use it on her when i need it?
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>>14132589
>not blowing a raspberry on pone
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>>14132589
what tumblr is this from?
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>>14132573
i dont think you understand what gelding is
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>>14132608
she's waiting for you to do it xieril
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>>14132597
Twilight.
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What if Pony theme park dark-ride set in the everfree forest?

>Six different tracks running simultaneously
>Each features an anamatronic version of the Elements of Harmony hitched to carts for riders
>Enter in a group, split and criss-cross through each others' 'stories' during the ride
>all eventually reunite at the temple and detach from the carts for the ending standoff against Nightmare Moon Re: lights shut off, cart-bots moved away, stage-bots moved in, lights on
>Nightmare manipulates the carts during the little finale show
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>>14132603
>Twilight not winning anymore
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Would you an Iron Will?

What if he looked like http://i.imgur.com/opnvyvs.jpg?
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>>14132619
She becomes a princess, and then, she becomes a princess again?
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>>14132617
please anon
pls
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>>14132615
well technically it just implies removing the balls but this is magic
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>>14132626
Man sorry I voted with Twilight before but she's against Rarity now
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>>14132626
Rarifags, man.
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>>14132603
>RR
>not RB
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>>14132429
>disproportionate

That's a funny way to misspell "exaggerated."
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>>14132583
Am I the only one who was sick of the whole 3D trend since it started?

It looks AWFUL. And everyone keeps pushing it!
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>>14132627
i dont like how that penis is connecting to the body
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>>14132631
We will have so many princesses that we will need a princess of princesses.
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>>14132627
unf
no__
UUUNNNFFF
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>>14132589
>>14132614
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>>14132627
No thanks.
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>>14132634
>"Are you going to do it or not?"
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>>14132645
OK MLPG

You can go to Equestria.

But you are now den mother AND scout leader to this troop
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>>14132645
Samoa best scout
Does she have an accent like Zecora?
What's her story anyway? Is she the cutest little foreign exchange student?
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>>14132644
>RR
unf
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>>14132659
The reason Faust said she never used the word princess for Twilight Sparkle succeeding Celestia is because she was going to become a Queen.
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I'm going to fucking cry at the end of the series and maybe kill myself.
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>>14132646
Yeah, only saw it in 3d because that's all the theater had. It's gotten a lot better, looked pretty darn good on a good projector with a well-maintained system. Probably looks like shit at your average UA or AMC, though.
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>>14132646
You mean bad 3d?
What about things like Up or really most Pixar projects?
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>>14132671
>samoa best scout

Haha nah
Second best
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>>14132645
Whats trifoil's deal?

She looks like a bitch
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>>14132667
yes
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>>14132665
I don't remember it off the top of my head, sorry.
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>>14132693
I see the light now.
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>>14132698
>pic
wot
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>>14132686
He's talking about the shit with the glasses, not CGI
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>>14132693
Why does everyone keep picking on Do-si-do?
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>>14132674
Objectively best horse
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I will be honest, I have visited /mlp/ for over almost 2 years, but I never actually looked at this thread in detail, only saw it on the front page pretty much everyday.

how do you into MLP General
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>>14132657
Derpy is an adorable pone.
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>>14132693
I dunno
Make an argument

So far the adorable little zebra is best. What's the fancy one got that makes her better?
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>>14132722
Get out.
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>>14132722
Don't be a faggot (the bad kind, not the gay kind), and post ponies.
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>>14132719
Yeah, I realized that a moment after submitting.
Most 3d is forced 3d, and is, by consequence, shit
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>>14132721
She's just the prettiest fat red horse ever
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>>14132722
Pony
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>>14132722
>2 years
Has it really been that long?
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>>14132727
>bubble trail
hnnng
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>>14132720
Cause she's gangly and awkward and has braces
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>>14132722
Talk about pone

Don't take things too serious

Its a hiatus, so its shit

Only use a trip or name if contributing

Have fun
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>>14132722
Talk about pones.
GO!
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>>14132722
Post normally.
Pony on.
Don't trip/namefag if you're not contributing.
Boop.
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>>14132722
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>>14132741
She's pretty fat, alright.
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>>14132739
Gravity had two shitty jump-scare oooooh 2spooky 3d moments, both involving dead bodies.
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>>14132753
Remember when Fluttershy was a cute little filyl growing up and was gangly and awkward?
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Time for beb
have a nice week
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>>14132727
>muffin shit
ugh
still cute though
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>>14132722
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>>14132722
This is basically an /mlp/ lite. Try and contribute to things you like and ignore the stuff you don't like. Only put a trip on if your contributing art or stories. May want to lurk a while first so you get an idea of how things work here though.
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>>14132722
Quick question before anything.
Who's your favorite pony.
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>>14132771
Sillylillilllilillylittllllffffffffffffffffilly
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>>14132788
I don't have one
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>>14132765
lyra calm down
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>>14132671

AA's been pretty quiet about Samoa's origins. Of course, being as lazy as he is about updating means there haven't been any opportunities to learn more.
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>>14132722
HA! I've been with these people for as long as I could remember. I even made threads for them! Just talk about pone and nothing more.
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>>14132784
I think it's hilarious that this needed to be typed out for people
Hopefully it'll do some good at least
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>>14132800
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>>14132798
Well then you're a faggot and you do have one.
Anyway just have fun with ponies. You can talk about everything pony here. Comics, show, headcanon, pony porn whatever. Hell we have drawfags that take requests so be on the lookout.

Just have fun, don't be a faggot and try to ignore the things you don't like. Don't make a big deal out of them.
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Pony ponied pony ponying pone pon.
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>>14132779
I know, the muffin gag is a bit overdone, but, yeah, she's still cute.
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>>14132814
I'm gonna ponyyou until you stop
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>>14132665
Boom
http://umenoo.tumblr.com/
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>>14132722
>>14132798
okay wow

this is the fastest thread I have ever been in

that is a lot of responses in like a minute or two

or does everyone just reactive jump on new people here?
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I need a melt banana pony
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>>14132832
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>>14132838
>Refer to thread edition
Gotta go fast
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>>14132833
thanks anon, I love you
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>>14132722
worship contributors
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>>14132838
MLPG is very very fast. The only time we're slow is during the morning in murrika.
Hell during episode days MLPG was making 50% of the board's posts if that tells you anything.
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>>14132838
This general makes up about 27.5% of /mlp/'s post total last I checked, and we do tend to jump on new people and meta so it makes sense.
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>>14132838
Just roll with it and try to keep out of trouble.

You'll be fine.
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Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned...
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>>14132853
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>>14132838
It's very fast, but I enjoy that
I can have multiple conversations at once in the same thread easily.
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>>14132838
We kind of make up for most of /mlp/'s traffic, so I guess? It gets pretty fast sometimes (these last couple of threads even more).

And we do, even if they might be faking it. New people is always good. Unless they're shitposters.
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>>14132838
have you killed yoursrelf yet
its a requirement
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>>14132862
In the early days of /mlp/ we were ~70% of the board on episode days
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>>14132866
>tfw you're not a drawfag so no one will ever associate your waifu with you
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>>14132871
That sometimes supporting your friends can be a real pain in the back
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>>14132872
could this be a 4chan banner? (If everyone wasn't saddle sore about ponies)
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>>14132871
that friendship is bullshit
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>>14132838
worship the tripfags
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>>14132881
Man it's at least 50%. But yeah /mlp/ has grown a lot.
Fucking hell we're at 14 million posts.
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"Welcome to MLPG! That's right, the general where we like ponies and the topic doesn't matter. Let's start off with a game of scenes from a hat! Let's see here... 'Pony gets caught ________'. Okay, any pony you want, let's take it away."
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>>14132887
how about I just smack you upside the head until you figure it out
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If anyone else was doing what mewball was doing right now you'd call him a shitposter and start crying "hide and report!"

But since he draws pretty pictures I guess it's alright.
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>>14132831
It would be better/cuter if she was shown to have baking as a hobby, with muffins as her favorite treat to do. Makes sense to me really.
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>>14132871
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>>14132881
We're still about 50% of the activity on episode days now. Wouldn't be surprised if some people from /mlp/ only came on here for the episode threads then leave.
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>>14132894
i've been here since 3.5million
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>>14132871
Paper towels are a poor substitute for toilet paper.
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>>14132871
THAT WE NEED TO BE MORE HYPER
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>>14132871
that I shouldn't walk when I can ride
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>>14132897
that's not cool
>>14132898
hide and report
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>>14132906
Ow.
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>>14132871
BLANKETY
BLANKETY
BLANK

I know there's a MLP edit of that scene.
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>>14132898
he wants attention and you are giving him attention. great.
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>>14132871
That having to rape with Spike is the best thing in the world
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>>14132905
...Good for you I guess.

Anyway I just woke up. Any interesting new news?
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>>14132907
https://derpiboo.ru/311046
>hyper
unf
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>>14132909
that sudden late-night nostalgia
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>>14132838
A bit of both

One we accounted for half of /co/ traffic
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>>14132926
no
go away
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>>14132926
I'm about to enter day 3 of no-fap. my current record is 8 days
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>>14132933
Reinstall.

Sorry, was making moon sugar candy for a friend's party earlier and it's been in my head all day
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>>14132932
What? no I meant energetic and FAST
And besides that's not sexy at all there's no way that I could fit my mouth around that
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>>14132871
that new people still come by here occasionally.
Kind of surprised we still get them during the hiatus with our reputation as it is and a whole board outside to post in.
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>>14132954
I meant pony news
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>>14132951
>Taco Belle IS still open
>Want some
>Too far away

Pinkie you tease
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>>14132926
There was this 12 or so hours ago if you missed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wRJN-uxQnc
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>>14132960
Rainbow what are you doing?
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>>14132963
Best blind bag pony continues to not be released yet. Nothing else worth noting.
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um, so I take it you like original content and drawings.....

okay then, I drew this during the mlp anniversary in teh tiny chat

how is this?
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>>14132972
I saw it.
Honestly it's the worst Hot Minute. But all of them are bad.

And the fuck was that Spike wings thing.
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>>14132975
>it's pretty obvious
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>>14132982
you fucking suck. quit drawing
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>>14132982
use references please
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>>14132982
It's not shit.
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>>14132982
IT'S SHIT
8.4/10
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>>14132982
Its shit

Its ok. Keep practicing
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>>14132982
Very pink.
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>>14132972
>But they do look ravishing on my friends Twilight Sparkle,-

Fuck. Forgot about that.
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>>14132972
>Spike has wings too
???
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>>14132982
muzzles a bit big, but it ain't too bad
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>>14132895
>"It's a respectable fetish I swear don't judge me!"
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>>14132982
It's cute I guess but the snout looks kinda weird. Kinda big.
Try to use references or at least make the snout smaller.
Also remember, the most important thing is to have fun while trying to constantly improve. So keep practicing
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>>14132982
It's okay. Use references and practice more.
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>>14133010
Yeah that was pretty stupid of them
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>krita
It's alright.
I think I'll stick with SAI though.

>>14132982
not bad/10
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>>14132982
it looks like a goddamn motherfucking Barney handpuppet i fucking hate it
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>>14133010
Two possible explanations
A) Hot Topic knows something about S4 and it's probably Spike growing wings
B)They know shit about the show and are idiots.

Kinda hard to know which one is it but I think it's B
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Rainbow dash would be better as anything but a pegasus.
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>>14133000
practice for what? if he sucks now he'll suck forever.
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>>14132645

>From left to right

>Skinny Tall
>Tiny Sweet
>Lemon Twist
>Leader Grouch
>Chubby Soft
>Stripey Quiet
>Bobcut Snark
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I love you
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>>14133040
Patrick, pls
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>>14133032
No
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>>14133020
>>14133018
>>14132991

Eh, I don't really like references.

It feels restricting and I always thought that it made it less fun to draw.
It makes it less fluid and I end up more focused on going back and forth between my drawing and the original seeing what is off, instead of just enjoying drawing and seeing what comes out naturally.
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>>14133040
I love you too.
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>>14132645
>holy fuck a giraffe
>the void stares back
>yellowasian
>radioactive green thing
>fucking fat
>nigger
>would bang/10
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>>14133040
Awwwww, thanks!
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>>14133032
Rainbow Dash as a unicorn looks like a hyper dork
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I'm full of Rainbows.
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Do you think Trixie has a permanent home?
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>>14133057
A cute dork though.
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>>14133048
ok shut the fuck up already. damn mediocre furry artists.
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>>14133050
What would you have me do mister man?
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>>14133046
Yes. All of her most annoying flaws trace back to her pegasus status.

When you remove the wings, you remove most of the cunt. Then there is only bestpone.
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>>14133052
I wish Twi was real.
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>>14133066

Maybe she does with Anonymous?
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>>14133026
i'm loving krita right now man
i might switch to it
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>>14132932
It's a dumb fetish but I love it.
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>>14133048
>I find references kinda restricting
I see. Well I kinda understand from where you're coming. A lot of artists have their own style that isn't show accurate but still most of the time it's pretty close.

Honestly I think you should try to use references till you get closer to the show style and then try to be more free.

But that's just me.
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>>14133066
She runs a traveling magic show and fireworks revue. I doubt it'd be economically viable.
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>>14133081
>those dash hips

I'm gonna love this one
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>>14133066
The Canterlot dungeon
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Does your selfsona resemble yourself?
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>>14133026
Geeze it's like every day I find out about some new neat software.

I'm considering trying out Mischief a bit later tonight, would people be interested in watching me stream myself trying it out?
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>>14133050
furfags ruined mlpg

it's not my little pony general anymore, it's just pony general

or i want to fuck a pony general
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>>14133066
Yes. Her Dad and Mom are very normal, inconspicuous types who are perfectly happy living a calm quiet life. They support her stage career but hope this little phase will end and she'll find a good colt to settle down with and start appreciating the simple joys of life with.
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>>14133093
But Anonymous, I AM my selfsona!
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You are my sunshine my only sunshine...
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>>14132982
MLPG only likes original content from established artists that have been drawing for years already
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>>14133048
well tough titties until you git gud you need references many artists use them

If your art teacher tells you to draw a vase are you going to shield your eyes from the vase until you finish? no, you look silly.
also what he said >>14133086
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>>14133048
Yeah, listen anon. I think you belong in ponychan.
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>>14133093
>>14133093
Not at all.
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>>14133106
Goddamn selfies
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Is a 13 foot trailer big enough for one person? I know it is, but i'm just asking
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>>14133089
So she's homeless since her trailer was wrecked.
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>>14133093
>selfsona

......wouldnt that just be myself?
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>>14133107
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>working off references from the show
>not the same as learning to draw by tracing K-On
>not learning how to draw actual horses first and mastering their anatomy before drawing mutant catpersonhorses
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anyone interested in sketch/request stram
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>>14133048
First you learn the rules and practice the tools, then you get to use them to do what you want.
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>>14133095
>stream
yes
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>>14133125
Please don't make me fucking cry.
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>>14133108
or whoever is the best suck up.
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>>14133091
unfortunately the program crashed before i could save it, I really need a new computer
if you want I could try and work off the screencap
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>>14133121
>......wouldnt that just be myself?

A persona based on yourself. Doesn't mean it really looks close to yourself. Your personal avatar.
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>>14133125
fucking spike man. sometimes he deserves a good punch in the snogger.
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>>14133129
Draw bonbon and anon being romantic while lyra is depressed in the background.
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>>14133129
yeh
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>>14133127
Just, you know, learn to draw with the fundamentals. Study cartoons. Transition into pony while trying to keep their aesthetic
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>>14133131
I would like this book changed to say 'the rules of horse'
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>>14133129
yes attentionwhore popularfag I am.
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>>14133151
>studying cartoons

You fool, he'll turn into ross!
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>>14133127
jumping now~
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>>14133139
But isnt my real life persona me?

Or at least, the me I make people see?
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I'm going to...
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>>14133138
That would be great, but if you don't feel like redoing it it's cool.
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https://derpiboo.ru/420390
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>>14133077
No you.
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>>14133161
unf
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>>14133131
Hey Squidward if you're so great draw a perfect circle
SpongeBob could do it.
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>>14133066
Nope.
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>>14133096
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>>14133048
MLPG are a bunch of elitists. They only like art from poeple who have gotten popular.
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>>14133135
Just let it all out, anon.
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>>14133169
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Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Scootaloo

Adopt
Hug
Kick
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>>14133048
nah you just need to know face proportions
ponychan despite it's shitholeness is a great ref source
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/111265.html#111276
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>>14133170
>that side mouth
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>>14133170
Need human rainbow dash wearing one of those hideous rainbow dash backpacks
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>>14133184
>They only like art from people who can draw well
Fixed that for you.
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>>14133189
Adopt Sweetie
Hug Applebloom
Play with Scoots
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>>14133191
Don't we have one of those on the sub?
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>>14133191
Thanks.
Now I have to modify my proportions.
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>>14133161
Or another glen keane.
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>>14133189
kick scootaloo
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>>14133184
MLPG likes art that's at least decent and complete, instead of shitty floating pinkie heads. popularfags are not popular because they're evil attention whores, they're popular because MLPG likes their art.

Surprise: artists have to work for recognition. if you want to be popular, learn to draw fgt.
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>>14133194
I know, ich too scribbly.
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>>14133197
I remember hearing a story of a famous artist was tasked with giving the Pope a gift

So he drew for him a perfect circle. Free hand.
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>>14133189
Adopt Sweetie. hug Scootaloo, kick AB then be prepared to get kicked by AJ
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>>14133129

Nerdy Lyra and bonbon pls.
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>>14133187
We sad thread now?
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>>14133169
I want more Cup.
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>>14133202
ya ok. denial much anon?
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>>14133189
Kick Applehorse.
Adopt Scootalo.
Hug the shit out of Sweetie.
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>>14133224
I'd like to add to this and make them fake nerds
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>>14133159
I think that people that complain about popularfags are just jealous

>ah, stop contributing!
>it's making people ignore my shitty furry ERPs and off topic shitposting!
>uh, pony said something about you pls respond!
>would you fuck this pony?
>STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ARTIST
>I CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR FETISHES
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>>14133219
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>>14133227
No. Sad doesn't taste good.
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>>14133235
This is exactly what I would choose.
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>>14133243
Not meant to be big.
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>>14133189
Kick scootaloo and applebloom
Hug sweetie belle
Adopt ,
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>>14133248
>you will never be a young lady pegasus
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1-4 Hope favorite drawfag posts
5-8 Bed
9-0 Also go to bed because I have work you horrible horrible people
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>>14133274
>you will never be a young lady
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>>14133248
ok young lady
let me ARISE you
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>>14133274
>you will never have a candy vagoo
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>>14133274
Nope. Nope. Nope.

We're not going down this fucking road again.

>you will never get an episode as good and worldbuildy as OaB again
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>>14133287
Thank you based anon.
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>>14133216
Sure kraut.
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>>14133278
who's your favorite drawfag anon?
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>>14133286
Sohmer pls
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>>14133287
It's not a road it's just a dream

And I didn't think OaB was that great at worldbuilding it just introduced the one new town.
I thought Hearth's Warming Eve did a great job of that though.
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>>14133299
I would use those pigtails like handlebars.
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>>14133306
Oh look another of those kinds of threads.
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As you come back from work you find pony in the bathroom and her horrible secret

That she dyes her mane
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>you will never have a nice, heavy horsecock and a pair of fat, watermelon sized testes
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>>14133323
You wanna rev up your Fluttercycle?

VROOM VROOM!
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>>14133323
fluttershy is a very sexable pone
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>>14133323
p-pervert!
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>>14133344
why does she like sliding across the floor so much
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Would pone swallow after sucking a hefty load out of you
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>>14133337
What color is Dash's mane normally?
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>>14133340
anon pls
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>>14133340
Thank god, I'd never be able to find pants that fit.
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>>14133152
Something like this?
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Life used to be simple.
..
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>>14133119
>She found the only place that would take her.
>The rock farm.
>She worked there for who knows how long, planning revenge on Twilight for ruining her.
>Eventually got the coin to get the means to get revenge.
>Eventually her plan backfires, and she is humbled by it in the end.
>She makes her way back to the rock farm.
>She is greeted back home warmly, it's late, but a meal is still available, not hot, but manageable.
>As is the bed she left.
>She sighs into the pillow, but knows her rest will be short.
>In a way, she missed the simplicity of the rock farm.
>How a good days work, not trying to best other ponies still got a smile.
>How she felt like she may not finish the task but had the help of the Pie sisters to accomplish it.
>She would try to celebrate with them, but they just gave er a sour look and walked away.
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>>14133340
>that feel
http://derpiboo.ru/371618
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>>14133352
once she gets into it she likes it rough
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>you will never have access to the episode ideas that were rejected for not being little girl tier
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>>14133368
Don't get me wrong, i love you
but does that mean i have to meet your father?
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>>14133354
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>>14133380
I really wanted to see that one where they find that pony who thinks he's a deer
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>>14133366
Yes, exactly that
Thank you
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>>14133356
White
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>>14133379
>>14133374
>>14133354
>>14133340
>>14133344
>>14133352
>>14133384
furfags pls go
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>>14133372
what the fuck is wrong with that last line?
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>>14133366
Nicely done. Now make it say THE RULES OF PONY please.
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>>14133387
I'd still love her
If it's that important to her to die her mane I wouldn't tell anyone
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>>14133382
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
..
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>>14133387
I think Dash would look pretty good like that.
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Cute princess feet
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>>14133387
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>>14133390
Murr one of us yiff murr yiff yiff woof
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>>14133323
I know I would!

>"P-please get off. You're crushing me!"
>"No, ride me to the store. Hya, pony! Hya!"
>"I can't even stand wit you on my back."
>"Make the noise."
>"Bu-"
>"Make the noise!"
>Crushed under the weight and trying to crawl along, Fluttershy weakly goes "Vrrrooom."
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>>14133400
HOLD ME
Whatever lies beyond this MORNING
is a little later on~
regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all
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>>14133387
Really I would have loved an episode like this with Dash and Rarity. It be so much fun.

But since her father also has a Rainbow mane it's very improbable
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>>14133390
ANON, I AM OFFENDED

OFFENDED I SAY
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>>14133395
>what the fuck is wrong with that last line?
Alcohol
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>>14133368
death is simple.

life isn't simple. you have to eat and do stuff and sleep and shit.

want a simple existance? kill yourself
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gonna take a few requests i suppose
going to be a rather short stream though, maybe a little over an hour

derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
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test
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>>14133418
Em, go to bed.
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>>14133418
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
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>>14133374
The idea of using magic to grow their sex hyper and then playing with it and worshiping it is super unf.
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>>14133359
I was disappointed when I found out that this wasn't aj
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>>14133397
There's no p, n, or y in there, so it'll take a bit longer and will probably not look right, but I'll try.
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>>14133424
Death looks to be pretty peaceful. I mean, besides the crippling fear everyone inevitably feels before it claims them, but it still looks peaceful.
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>>14133405
N-no! I was free of you! Please, don't do this to me!
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>>14133424
I heard, and this is stupid. That once you do, you will be given a second chance..
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>>14133433
I know what you mean
http://derpiboo.ru/409139
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>>14133438
Use the R for the P and Y and the u for the N
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>>14133401

fleetfoot is 2 fucking kawaii
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>>14133454
are you seriously going to start this shit again

it wasnt funny the first few dozens of time, and it won't be funny now
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>>14133433
Do you want unicorn pony to teach you some special spells, anon?
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>>14133425
Octavia cum inflation
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>>14133469
She really is, I love that pone. Wish there was more of her.
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>>14133476
Your fetish is shit, just like you.
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>>14133445
All you do is chill while your body shits itself and decomposes. Its a complicated cycle but you dont do any of the work.
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>>14133424
>implying death is simple
Did you know when you die you bloat cause some of your shit is still working?
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>>14133462
>>14133473
If she's doing that to herself, she must have a lot of sexual repression. Would you help get it out of her?
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>>14133093
it resembles what i truly am on the inside, which is a huge tit shemale anthro wolf
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>>14133425
fluttershy grooming ronno
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>>14133181

We've been over this, Trixie - if you want something from the fridge, you don't have to go sneaking around like this.

I'm okay with you eating my food if you just ask me first.
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>>14133390
I like real mares too. I don't know what it is about ponies that makes them so sexy, they must have been designed according to some sexual ratio by jews to encourage white men to never reproduce.
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>>14133500
I'd certainly make an effort
I'm not sure I have the stamina though
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>>14133486
Fleetfoo looks like she really wants to nail him!
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>>14133093
Yes it's armor
It's a tiny exaggeration of my dislike of drugs and pot heads.
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>>14133181
fics when?
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Would you punt Scootaloo?
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>>14133499
You are pretty stupid anon. When you die you just chill. Nature will do the work. Its simple!
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>>14133499
Except for, you know, no longer alive.
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>>14133514
I wish she could believe you
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>>14133528
how aerodynamic is she?
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I just caught pony
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>>14133473
Magical orgasm denial(as in drawing it out, not denying it entirely) is my ideal pony fantasy
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MEWBALL DRAW LYRA CUDDLING A DOG????
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>>14133536
and guess what's inside it~
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>>14133536
poke holes in the top or it will suffocate
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>>14133518
I can't get into it unless those involved are sophont.
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>>14133545
Clearly a pony
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>>14133543
BACK THE FUCK OFF??
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>>14133563
I think you mean
BARK THE FUCK OFF??
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>>14133557
It's the plump, squeezable looking bodies/asses and the eyes
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>>14133537
>Twilight creates a spell that paralyzes your body right before orgasm.
>She forces you to beg her for release every night.
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>>14133528
Wouldnt that hurt?
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>>14133425
Mewball. I know longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a BAD NAME
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>>14133525
>still waiting
I knew I shouldn't of even tried and say I was going to do stuff.
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>Pony will never mentally break you
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>>14133575
That's fucking sadistic, what kind of books has she been reading?
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>>14133574
Remember when Tess used to draw? Now he's a hack.
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>>14133529
>>14133530
O-oh, science doesn't count now?
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i cant play sound in mewballs stream. someone tell me is he playing weeaboo, hipster, or videogame music?
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>>14133599
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>>14133602
decemberists I think
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>>14133588
>you will never mentally break pony
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>>14133602
IIIIIII LOOOOVE YOU JEEEESUS CRIIIIST
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>>14133602
He loves Jesus Christ
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>>14133589
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>>14133588
i cant get aroused from this because i dont fully understand what it even means
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I'm not sexually attracted to ponies.

I'm just romantically attracted to them. I'm romantically attracted to everything female and sapient, even hideous elder slugs from other dimensions. Loneliness is a hell of a drug.
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>>14133587
well you should've have come up with a good premise

and didn't you have tons of other requests and ideas?
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>>14133621
Breaking down someone's will to the point of learned helplessness, or psychosis in the case of psychological interrogation techniques
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>>14133625
I'm alone too, anon, but I hold no such feelings.
You must control your loneliness.
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>>14133621
It means sexually torturing you until that's all you want in life.
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Aw yes its faggot hour in MLPG.
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>>14133621
treating someone like shit until they give up and take it

you would have to be a literal psychopath to like it
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>>14133644
I'm horny all the time, ponies are just another thing in a long list of things that I want to have sex with, real horses included
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>>14133653
No, it's not. Kill yourself.
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>>14133621
What those guys said. Cracking open your mind so that you are happy being a mindless sex slave.
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>>14133653
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>>14133664
Yeah, there's no way I could ever like this.
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>>14133664
I want to mindbreak Fluttershy and Twilight.
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>>14133673
That's what they all say~
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>>14133634
Tons. I just get too self-conscious. Don't know what I'm doing so I put it off until forever. Sometimes I do a little back and forth in MLPG or dump some paragraphs, but never a whole story.
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ponies
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>>14133673
>Not wanting some girl begging you to fuck her
>She'll do whatever you want for it, wherever you want, whenever you want
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>>14133588
>Twilight Sparkle tries to mind break you

>"Hey Anon, could you come over here a sec?"
>Distracted, she levitates a ming vase up behind you and slams it into your head
>Mind break
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No horseplay near the pool, guys

http://i.imgur.com/R8JS9E9.gif
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>>14133674
I want to be mind broken by fluttershy so I could be her mindless pet.
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>>14133685
Rainbow Dash slow down
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I-it's not gay if it's a mare's cock, right?
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>>14133687
>wanting to take away someones life so you can use them as a toy that's guaranteed to be suffering or dead on the inside

Fucking fucked up furfags
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>>14133692
Seriously, its slippery there
You could fall
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Guys pony just can't believe that homestuck is still fucking going, and popular.
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>>14133659
Its always faggot hour in MLPG. Watch!
HORSECOCKS. Musky. Colts. Rumble. Featherweight. Frotting. Breaburn. Big Mac Ponyhotglue.. Half of MLPG have boners now.

Half of MLPG have boners now.
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>>14133705
Of course not, anon. It's just furry.
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>>14133705
>mare's cock
Not at all my boy
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>>14133701
ill fukin dek you m8
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>>14133707
But that's what they want anon, don't you want them to be happy?
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>>14133714
And what of the other half?
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What is the optimal number of ponies for a pony hug
I'd go with 2
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>>14133397
Like this?

>>14133467
Thanks for the suggestions Anon. They helped.
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http://i.imgur.com/rUOKQag.jpg

bat scum get out
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>>14133705
What could be straighter than this?
http://derpiboo.ru/356149
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>>14133743
No less than 2.
No more than 5.
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>>14133744
Res of Furry.
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>>14133743
Three. One on each side with an arm around them, and then a third in your lap from the front.
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>>14133684
fanfiction is shit, so might as well have fun with it. and you could even take some ideas or help from here, i don't know.

it's just that the trixie idea is too nice to just let it die

why not try something small? like a max of 1k words or something?
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Hey check it out, new Rainbow Dash Presents. This one is called BitterSweet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcA6NvJXmk
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boop boop quick requests comin in
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>>14133743
I want to hug the mane 6 all at once and have they attach to me like a mecha suit
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>>14133761
fuck off
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>>14133770
That seems kind of dangerous
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>>14133770
Do the CMC form the helmet?
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>>14133762
Bonbon sucking human dick
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>>14133736
Irritated and wanting to kill him.
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>>14133762
Hnnng/unf
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>>14133759
But why not have one hugging you from behind?

You are wasting perfectly good hugging potential!
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>>14133749
anyone have link to kevinsanos new art thing yet
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>>14133789
He's doing new art thing?

I don't follow him, just like the stuff he's doing along those lines.
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>>14133776
Thats the fucking point. That way we can go into battle and fight injustice

>>14133777
Only in the later seasons and ONLY durring the important battles
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>>14133406
The best kind.

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/9/27/435963/large.png
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>>14133782
>tired looking twilight
>edgy, irritable, snarky twilight

The best twilights

RIP good twilight, S1-S2
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>>14133796
In which season does Celestia and Luna combine to make a sword and Shining combine with Cadence to form a shield?
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>>14133575
Oh god unf.
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>>14133817
I hope she gets exasperated while ponies try to teach her to fly
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>>14133760
I suppose I could just play with fanfic until I get good enough to do actual writing. It's just that when I think of a story, it keeps getting longer and longer until I feel like I don't have the skill to do it justice.
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>>14133836
Twilight is beyond negative emotions now. She's the perfect little princess that's always friendly to everyone.

She's a role model for little girls first and an entertaining character second
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>>14133748
UNF
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>>14133827
Third season, after they finally restore Celestia's fractured horn and Shining Armor and Cadance drink from the magical font of Not Being Absolutely Shit Characters
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>tfw no human pone to break me down into a foot and belly worshiping slave
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>you will never live in Equestria where humans, ponies, and anthro ponies all live in harmony and everyone has a massive, constantly showing cock and heavy swollen balls
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>>14133859
Man remember the S4 finalle where Chrysalis used NMM's essence to resurrect Sombra and formed a huge Mecha made out of mist?
Shit was so intense. Especially at the end of the first episode.
>The mane cast use their powered up finishing move with the Celestia and Luna sword
>The mist Mecha just splits in two to avoid it and then hits them so hard that they're forced to abandon their mecha form
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>>14133876
That thing EA wrote about lyra made me appreciate this fetish
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>>14133843
which is why you should start small

ignore whatever idead you have for now, and take a small request from here or anywhere else. no nsfw though. just something you feel comfortable enough to do.
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>>14133873
wish there was more good foot focused stuff
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>>14133876
Boy I sure do love nighttime shitposting in MLPG.
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>>14133876
>anthros

I'm not normally an edgemaster but I would go space marine on their asses.
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>>14133876
why do homosexual degenerates always have to shove their sick fantasies in everyone's face constantly
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>>14133895
What part did you like the most, anon?
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>>14133909
>hurr you will never pony vagina feet femdom unf
>GOD DAMN DEGENERATE HOMOS
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>>14133904
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>>14133894
>The season ended with Celestia and Luna captured, Shining and Cadence missing, and the mane cast defeated
>S5 started with the world under darkness and the mane cast nowhere to be found
>that entire first episode
The writers had guts.
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>>14133904
i would help you
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>>14133899
I'm honestly not a big fan of feet, but I'd totally be down for some foot worship with Rarity. She just strikes me as someone who's into that.
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>>14133904
What are Humans but Anthropomorphic Monkeys?
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>>14133935
at least the ponies seem to like them
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>>14133920
Take your faggot shit into a thread where it belongs, every fucking night with this shit
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>>14133795
he is selling a bunch of futa pictures
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>>14133935
We're hairless apes. It's normal for us to look like hominids because that's what we are.

Horses looking like apes is just wrong.
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>>14133953
They're ponies, though, they're not horses.
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>>14133934
Her and Trixie always gave me strong femdom vibes, maybe Cadence too. Plus Rarity undoubtedly takes immaculate care of her feet.
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>>14133946
only if you take your furfag smut out too

>unf unf i sure do love this shitty fucking greentext smut
>OH NO SOMEONE MENTIONED DICKS
>BONER LOST
>GAYFAAAAGS
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>>14133895
what this? what is it about?
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>>14133895
link
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>>14133972
homo shit is far more pervasive and obnoxious, it holds true for every board
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>>14133973
>>14133974
http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=97

Random greentext thing from the golden age of horsefetishing
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>>14133980
you notice it more

hetero shit is background noise to you, but homo shit offends you so it's always RIGHT THERE
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>>14133992

Draw a fleetfoot mewbles
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Remember what you're famous for.
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>>14133934
https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/12/24/192456/large.jpeg

I want Rarity to do things to me
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>>14134020
Extreme fetish greentext/ERP?
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>>14134020
I uh
I streamed some leaked episodes once
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>>14134020
No one here is famous anon.
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>>14134023
>hooves

no thanks
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OK MLPG

You can go to Equestria. But you are an exhibit at a zoo. All your needs will be met, you will live in an enclosure replicating your natural habitat (a cluttered bed room with a computer) and pony guests will get to observe your from the hours of 7 to 11
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>>14134011
Yes this is good.
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I only discuss a show the week before a new season airs and a month afterwards, any show discussion in the thick of the hiatus is probably because someone is streaming episodes

Also I have to ask, why doesn't MLPG stream episodes anymore? It seems to just be anime or people drawing.
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>>14134055
Hooves are soft and marshmallowy
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>>14134059
Do I have a working internet connection?
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>>14134059
Only if I can bring a rifle and several hundred rounds for...reasons.
Yes, reasons.
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>>14134076
No, go home
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>>14134064
No one wants to watch the show
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>>14134059
No, pony is racist and insensitive. This is obviously the wrong equestria. I want to go to the one with nice ponies.
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>>14134064
Seen em a million times to make it a regular thing

I'll still watch one maybe once a week or two
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>>14134064
because we've seen them god knows how many times

and there's the nippone stream too. it's japanese, but it's a pretty decent excuse to rewatch the show
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>>14134064
I was thinking about maybe streaming some pone later today.

But I guess people have seen the episodes too often by now to really care anymore
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>>14134104
wwwww
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Man, I haven't sat down and watched a bunch of pony for a good 4 months now.
It's like one episode every 2-3 weeks now.
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>>14134076
Yes, but its pony internet

>>14134082
You are not allowed to have anything more dangerous then a fork for the safety of the zoomaster
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>>14134059
I assume those are just the 'starting conditions' and I would be able to convince pony to let me leave the zoo if I do it right?
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>>14134121
What's the pony internet like?
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>>14134121
>pony internet

ehhhh
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>>14134121
>Yes, but its pony internet

I'll just trick pony liberals into protesting for my freedom then.
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Pony butts are so squeezable
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>>14134150
what if pony squeezed your butt
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>>14134150
whatever happened to the gif version of this
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>>14134133
I have a greasemonkey script that automatically hides game requests.
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Which pony would listen to Phil Elverum with me?
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>>14134064
Man I watch an episode or two every week. And a stream while being fun would get boring with just ponies.
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>>14134154
I'd ask her to keep going while I jacked off
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>>14134064

Nobody is streaming because there's no episodes on youtube to put up a synchtube with.
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Well this is kinda awkward but, does anyone know of any good fics along the lines of Caramel's Entrapment? I need something new tonight.
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>>14134112
>>14134119
It's been a couple weeks since I saw an episode too. I'd attend if someone were to stream some episodes.
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>>14134131
Its exactly the same, but pony.

and most porn sites just involve snuggling

>>14134126
If you attempt to leave the zoo you will be treated like a wild animal on the loose and animal control will take you in.

Though if you behave you can sometimes do the occasional guest interaction exhibit have foals come up and pet you
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>>14134180
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>>14134121
>implying I can't kill pone with a fork
Not that I would ever of course.
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>>14134192
What if I introduce hardcore fetish pornography to pony?
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>>14134192
>If you attempt to leave the zoo you will be treated like a wild animal on the loose and animal control will take you in.


I'll just hide in Fluttershys cottage then. I mean, the has bears there, I doubt she'd mind me.
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bleh
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>>14134192
I'm telling you man, this isn't really equestria

Ponies were never like this to other nonponies except for zecora.
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>>14134205
>creating pony slaanesh
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>>14134205
>>14134219
They've already had them for years, they're just not wildly popular.
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>>14134192
When did ponies get so evil? Send a help request to the griffins.
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>>14134219
pony slaanesh would be so adorable
I want someone to draw that now
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>>14134192
>and most porn sites just involve snuggling
>most
What's with the rest?
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>>14134211
The bears are also scared of you

>>14134228
Griffens tell legends of the mystical creature "Man" and his destructive ways to scare their children

>>14134237
Cuddling
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>>14134064
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pony
pony what's that feeling on my back
pony something is getting bigger on my back
what are you doing pony
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>>14134244
>The bears are also scared of you
Ah, not fair. Is there anything not scared of me in Equestria? Maybe I can bro it up with Sombra...
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>>14134059
Would I be able to coax ponies into performing sexual favors on me? Could I get a full spa treatment from Aloe and Lotus with a double tonguejob at the end?
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>>14134249
catch me anon!
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>>14134244
>The bears are also scared of you
What about the animals in the Everfree?

I could go chill with Zecora.
She deals with cockatrices and manticores and shit
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>>14134252
>Your room mate is addicted to meth,
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>>14134263
It's just pony meth, it can't be that bad
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Do you like Steve? I haven't liked Steve since he became President for passing that math test.
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>>14134254
>tonguejob

example, minus the ponies

http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_job
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>>14134257
Zecora is ok, but all other creatures will fear you as a monster

A hydra will bury its heads in the sand at your approach. Ponies will kill their own children to spare them the fate of being confronted by you. Celestia herself will cow down to submissively if you will simple spare her people
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>>14134119
i have never rewatched an episode
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>>14134288
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>>14134293
>Ponies will kill their own children to spare them the fate of being confronted by you.
That doesn't really fit with being a zoo attraction.
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>>14134293
Are we a fucking space marine?
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>>14134296
when did you start watching mlp
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>>14134293
>Celestia herself will cow down to submissively if you will simple spare her people
I.. I don't want her to do that. Why can't she just talk to me normally?
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>>14134255

>Step outside
>stand next to your mailbox
>hold out your arms
> a grey pegasus pony falls out of the sky and lands in your arms
>she smiles up at you, holding out a sheaf of letters.
>"GOOD MORNING MR. ANONYMOUS! HERE'S YOUR MAIL!"
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>>14134279
WHO THE FUCK IS STEVE?
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... does anyone know any good fapfics that are like what's happening in the last thread? The whole "first time" deal?
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>>14134293
Then Luna will hit you over the head and tell you to wake up and stop having stupid dreams
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>>14134293
Where are we and why aren't we in Equestria?
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>>14134244
I hope I didn't crash in Equestria, then. That would mean we're space faring.
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>>14134305
You're the God Emperor Of Mankind.
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>>14134257
>The only pony to take you in isn't even a pony, it took an outsider to save you from eating some blue flowers.
She is intimidated by you, but she tries to make the best of her hut for you.
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>>14134327
>And what was that about my sister, thou sick freak?!
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>>14134288
>those dead eyes
porn is truly dead to me
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>>14134338
Boring. I kill myself and make sure nobody can put me on the fucking life support throne.
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>>14134293
I'm totally taming a pack of fucking Timberwolves. They'd be some badass hunting dogs.
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Mischief Stram time
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>>14134320
Giant river dragon.
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>>14134349

>badass hunting dogs
>die if you sneeze on them
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nightmare rarity is here to judge your wardrobe
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>>14134338
HOLY SHIT WHAT WERE THE PONIES THINKING
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>>14134347
>implying that will do anything
You'll just be reborn.
Unless the chaos gods are already waiting to devour all those souls that were 'trapped' within you. Then you are fucked.
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>>14134347
Too late nigga, you've been on the throne for centuries. Most of you has. You're only a piece of your soul, wandering through the warp.
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>>14134327
Man Luna sucks. She always does that
Dream of Celestia and Luna being your personal harem? Hit over the head. Dream of riding Celestia like a horse? Hit over the head. Dream of Luna feeding you grapes? Hit over the head.

The only time she didn't do that was in that dream where Blueblood was wearing a tutu and dancing ballet. She even me popcorn that time.
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>>14134366
>>14134367
Nope, fuck this shit. Ending it all now.

The Squats can have the universe from now on.
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>>14134347
>Orks burst into the emperor's throne room
>Kill him
>He finally ascends to godhood
>Ends war
As soon as warhammer starts failing they'll probably kill the emp
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>>14134362
So it's just NMM. Who probably knows nothing of Fashion
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>>14134380
Good job you were reborn on a world full of felinids

Enjoy your hideous mutant catgirls fag
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>>14134322
Something like this? The closest thing I could fine.
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>>14134373
>Every night have increasingly erotic dreams about luna
>Every night she walks into your dream
>It's like she's TRYING to mess with me
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>>14134389
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>>14134345
It's a man too, I only found out recently after beating off to the vids plenty of times

FtM, fooled me I guess
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>>14134404
>It's actually her who's sending you those dreams
>She just loves that embarrassed look on your face when she walks in on them
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what if all our ponying created ponies in the warp?

how long until slaanesh finishes raping them?
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>>14134423
At what point does he end up just fucking the real Luna.
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>>14134301
I've learned so many obscure anatomical terms from MLPG
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>>14134423
>it has become obvious that she's behind
>for the fourth night that week you find yourself under her wide hips as she rides your cock
>and under her gaze as she chuckles from the doorway
>she knows the jig is up, but the look of exasperation tinged with restrained pleasure is just as good
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>>14134443
>Implying slaanesh wouldn't lure a good tenth of mankind over with ponies
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>>14134443

Time has no meaning in the warp.

The ponies have and always are and always will be being raped.

Even before they existed the rape was happening.
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>>14134314
>"Please. I surrender. All of Equestria surrenders. I will do anything you command of me, so long as you don't hurt my fellow ponies.
>"Anything?
>She bows down with her head to your shoes
>"Anything."
>You dress her in feety pajamas and hug her
>"This is great!"
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40k is dumber than ponies
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What if boops paralyzed pone temporarily?
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>>14134464
>The sheer terror of everyone involved goes unnoticed by anon
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>>14134447
Well there was that dream with the Luna orgy. For some reason Luna didn't enter that dream. Claimed she was busy that night. But one of them felt different than the rest.
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>>14134465
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>>14134464
>Anon thinks the princess fell asleep in his arms
>She passed out after the third nuzzle and her fifth panic attack
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>>14134465
Ponies and 40k are on the same level of dumb.
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>>14134475
woahoho
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>>14134349

Fuck, if you used them right, they'd make awesome minions for a bad guy.

>"FETCH, boys!"
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>>14134469
>some of the guards fainted from the sheer terror
>Celestia just sobs quietly when you hug her
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>>14134417
Sucks cock like something out of a legend, that's all that counts really. You can always close your eyes or make a glory hole.
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>>14134464
>>14134469
>>14134482
>>14134490
I like where this is going.
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>this greentext

power fantasy
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>>14134493
>Anon continues to engage his VR system
>The scientists make careful notes and check in on the other subjects
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>>14134482
>>14134490
>Make Luna dress in a maid outfit while you relax in your underpants on the royal throne
>"S-shall we pleasure you mouth now?"
>"Yes."
>She cooks you up 15 grilled cheese sandwiches
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>>14134504
>next subject
>massive horsecock, swining balls, mare transformation, rutting, cum inflation, the usual
>subject after that
>seems to have turned into a stallion and raped vladimir putin
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>>14134489
Well I don't know if I'd want to be a bad guy, anon.

...I'll think about it. Would I get a dragon mount too?
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>>14134491
Do ponies give good blowjobs?
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>http://exhentai.org/g/632417/9f5a7c1a03/

UNF
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>>14134535
No. Ponies give hilariously bad blowjobs.
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>>14134524
>last subject
>just has a tea party with the CMC
>some of the scientists vomit from how disgusted they are
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>>14134524
>One of them just wants to live a wholesome life with his waifu
>Missionary position post marriage sex with the lights off
>He's ejected from the experiment
>Sick freak
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>>14133761
This is pretty good so far
The song is fun too
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>>14134150
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>>14134531
Yes, but it's very smooth, cute, pastel colored, and friendly to all life. If you're unreasonably cruel or violent your dragon mount will abandon you.
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>>14134544
They can always learn

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/7/15/375015/large.jpg
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>>14134271
pixie sticks
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>>14134561
No, ponies can't learn.

They all have a learning disability that prevents them from ever being good at blowjobs.
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>>14134558
whoa, those eyes
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>>14134544
>Rarity gives you a "blow job"
>She makes you blow on her mane to cool her off on a hot day
>Later she gives you money
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>>14134559
>"smooth"
>anon's mount: hey babe
>anon's mount: did you escape from my horde, because damn girl you precious
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>>14134570
>Rarity breaks that disability, and realizes how to teach all ponies this gift
>ascends to alicornhood
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>>14134559
Kind of defeats the purpose of having the bloodthirsty timberwolf pack does it not.
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>>14134585
>she severely misinterpreted what blowjobs were
>ponies learn how to make you cum by blowing air on your dick
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I wasn't paying attention to my zoom percent, so apparently I drew this at 400% zoom, so the res is a lot lower than it should be.
By the time I realized I just said fuck it and rolled with it.
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>>14134586
Did you mean your loving pet dogs? Ever since you became the alpha they've been nothing but affectionate
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>>14134577
she's staring into your soul/subconscious
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>>14134584
i feel it
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>>14134584
>You will never have a pimp dragon bro
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>>14133761
Goddamn I love this guy
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>>14134603
Except to, you know, their prey.
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>>14134570
Fuck that, pony blowjobs are the the thing I'm most looking forward when I martyr myself and ascend to Equestria
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>>14134620
They forgot what hunting was and became vegetarians
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>>14134606
>>14134584
I like smooth dragons
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pinkie pie asks you to follow the pinkie party line to the party
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>>14134603
>anon arrives in equestria
>goes straight to the everfree to live out his barbarian fantasies
>nothing wants to kill him or eat him
>he walks out of the forest disappointed
>with a bunch of monsters following, trying to catch up and give him cuddles
>ponies run away in terror
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>>14134544
liar

http://i.imgur.com/LZOVk2f.png
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You can give Celestia ten thousand snuggly wuggles

Or Luna five thousand kissy wissies
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>>14134537
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>>14134544
what about tonguejobs
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>>14134630
timberwolf is kill
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>>14134656
>as you have sex with ponies, your skin and hair and eyes and body slowly become like an Equestria Girl's
>permanently
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>>14134654
I ACCEPT

But the creatures would still be hostile towards the ponies so...best to keep them out of town.
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>>14134658

... can I do both?
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>>14134688
No.
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>>14134537
Fics are the best, blown so many huge loads to them, use your imagination and don't be a lazy shit
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>you will never wake up to find you've grown a massive horsecock
>you will never camwhore for the general
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>>14134684
>Some Timberwolves stray out of your area to chase a few ponies.
>You shout at them, and they stop like they were shot, and slink back behind you submissively.
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>>14134710
>ywn get complaints that they can't see the whole dick
>usually it's because at least half of your full length is buried deep in some bitch's pussy or throat
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>>14134712
>eventually train them to fetch ponies unharmed
>they take them deep into your forest lair
>the warmest of cuddles await them
>o, poor, poor pone
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>>14134712
>follow you everywhere
>follow you into the library
>follow you to the marketplace
>all the while growling and snarling at every pony that walks by
>the ponies give you a wide berth whenever you walk by
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>>14134712

>Pony is running for their life
>It keeps getting closer, no matter how hard they run or how many twists or turns they take
>The stories pony has heard - victims drained of every drop of water in their bodies, their bodies mangled and torn to pieces to be used for fertilizer - lend her speed, but soon, too soon, she begins to flag
>the beast is on her in an instant, tackling her to the ground in a spray of fallen leaves and mulchy forest-slime.
>It opens its mouth, baring huge wooden teeth, and rears back its head to bite down--
>"Leeeeeeave IT!"
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I came in like a wrecking ball
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>>14134759
>HEY! NO. No. Drop it. Drop It! Bad dog. BAD dog. Ponies are friends, not food.
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>>14134759
>a rolled up newspaper comes down and thwaps it on it's head
>it whimpers and slinks off of her, cowering at anons feet
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>>14134754
One tone and they stop snarling, and snapping and huddle near you.
>Just in time for the schools to clear out.
>They tolerate the few brave fillies and colts who touch them, but they know the rules.
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>>14133761
This guy's parodies are the only ones that I enjoy
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>>14134638
my negro
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>>14134787
Aww yeah, another dragon.
Got any more?
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>>14134785
I love how he voices Dash.
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>>14134787
But dragons should be rough and scaly.
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>>14134722
>implying I wouldn't take the time to adjust the camera and stroke my equine erection from base to tip nice and slow
>implying I wouldn't point my flare at the lens as I got close
>implying I wouldn't unload all over the waterproofed camera, so that all the anons could see how messy my load was
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>>14134787
For a second I thought that was Seathe.
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>>14134801
His Irish Spike is also great.
And I really like his Twilight and Rarity.
I only dislike Pinkie but even then it's not that bad
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>>14134796
mostly just my dragons
>>14134803
all dragons are good but ice dragons are the best
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Guys I think I just got valuable life advice that is immediately applicable by rainbow dash presents. I'm worried that the direction I take my life is coming from a my little pony fan parody series.
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>>14134819
Man as long as it's a good direction it dosen't matter
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>>14134819
It was just generic advice about taking risks
it's okay to take advice from many places

also that song was catchy as hell
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>>14134817

But have you drawn the pones as dragons?
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>>14134778
>>14134779
>Anon pics up the panicked pony and holds her close.
>"Shh...Calm down it's alright."
>Despite her panic, the tone of voice and gentle comfort calms her down an she is eventually set back down on solid ground.
>Instinct kicks back in and she bolts or home.
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Dragons a shit
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>>14134817
>ice dragons
No thanks, I'd prefer the warmer kind.
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>>14134828
I'll draw Rarity as an ice dragon let me pull out my tablet
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>>14134815
Gotta agree with you on those.

He makes Spike a gem.
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>>14134826
I don't think his songs are that great but they're enjoyable.
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>>14134803
Why can't they coexist?


>>14134817
I like your dragons.
You should post more.
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HOLY SHIT

WHAT ABOUT... human/dragon hybrids
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>>14134840

>an ice dragon

What's with your fascination with ice, red?
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>>14134852
NO
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itt
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>>14134852
why is Linky chewing on AB's bow
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>>14134852
What about 'em?
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>you will never be as happy as this man with an onion because your pony waifu doesn't exist
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Dragons r Seth tier
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>>14134852
that doesn't sound possible especially since dragons get so big and ponies are so little
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>>14134871
COSMO WHAT THE FUCK
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>>14134871
did you mean to post that
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>>14134871
Nice image jerk!
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