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>>14098760

Pinkie is in charge of bring a giant cake to Celestia, but something horrible has happen! Who do you assume who was the criminal in this episode? Which Pinkie's imagination sequence did you like the most? Was it a nice change of pace when they added a griffin and a mule as a character?
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>>14102183
I love new species. Pony recolors get boring after a while.
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>>14102183
I would assume the criminal is Pip-chan because that little cutie has stolen my heart many times before.

The punishment for taking the cake: a spanking :3
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>tfw should draw but can't make self do it
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>"eh anon...would you give me my glasses please?"
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>>14102183
I'm disappointed they had to take out the Applejack eating part of the cake scene for time.
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>you will never DP a pone
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>>14102253
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>>14102235
...sure.
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>>14102235
That's too cute
Who is the artist?
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>>14102235
I don't know where they are. I'd give you mine, but I don't think they're your prescription.
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Nightmareity arc= SA and Candyass arc>Big Mac arc = Chrysalis Arc
Rarity=CMC>Celestia>Twilight=Pinkie>AJ>Dash=Fluttershy
I understand if you disagreela and respect you opinions
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>>14102305
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>>14102355
I have only read, like one or two of those.
Your pony ranking is pretty cool, I don't see the CMC high like that often.
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>>14102379
That's not the pony rankings. That's the micro rankings
The pony rankings are like this
Rarity=Sweetie>Twilight>Pinkie=Dash=Scootaloo>AJ=AB>Flutters
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We ded
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>>14102424
>tfw your waifu isn't real
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>>14102438
I don't know that feel
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>>14102424

Almost but not quite anon

Quick get the nurse
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>>14102438
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Soon
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>>14102438

Why must you say such things
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>>14102476
Sooooooon what?
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>>14102448
She's..tied up with work for the moment.
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>>14102499
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>>14102499
yoga huh?
I thought that was for girls
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Painting is really fun. I think it's probably my favorite thing to do, artwise.
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>>14102510
Marry me Goat
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>>14102506
Pinkie Pie, what are you doing in my closet
T-there's nothing to dust in there
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>>14102476
Aw yis
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>>14102510
Goat draw sweetie belle
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>>14102510
Goat don't draw sweetie belle
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>>14102510
When I paint, I lose myself because of concentration. It's a very nice feeling.
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>>14102510
Goat become sweetie belle
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>>14102510
You should try smoothing the colours with a lower opacity brush.
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Scootaloo can't stop rubbing herself
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>>14102510
That's a good horse
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>>14102538
Is it chicken pox or poison ivy?
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>there actually is an ending if you successfully play the baby game for four whole hours, with unique narration
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>>14102524
>>14102528
>>14102532
okay

>>14102533
I could try that. I kinda like having the blocks of color, though. Give me a second to try smoothing them out.
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>>14102510
Taht cute GT
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changeling is knocking at the door
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>>14102566
go away I'm batin
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>>14102566
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
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>>14102566
What do they want?
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>>14102566
Does changeling wants a cuddle?
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>>14102566
Looks like I'll be knocking at changelings backdoor soon
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>>14102566

I do not want to buy any cookies changeling
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>>14102587
did the changelings just keep making new crown thingies for chrysalis as she matured
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>>14102591
She's just trying to earn her cutie mark after joining the CMC
she doesn't even know that she'll never get one
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>>14102591
You don't have a choice. Right now Rose is hidden somewhere in Equestria. buy a box of cookies and you'll get her back. Don't buy a box of cookies and who knows what will happen to her.
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>>14102596
Its probably the same one.
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>>14102612
I don't think i could resist...
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>>14102551
Like this? I think I liked it better when it was rougher, personally.
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>>14102612
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>>14102623
Yeah I liked the first version more too
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw
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>>14102606

What a dastardly cookie selling tactic

Changeling scouts are quite mercenary aren't they
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>>14102627
Haha, that's cute.
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>>14102639
Yes
Now that will be 10 bits please
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>>14102606
But he never had Rose to begin with.
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>>14102627
Cute stuff, dot
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>>14102636
Oh well. Doesn't hurt to try things out.
Maybe I'll paint a Pank.
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>>14102660
but Pinkie isn't even a real color
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>>14102638
Is this Aladdin? What's with the funny clothes?
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I should draw, does anyone want a request?
It's been a while since I did pone
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>>14102705
Sweetie Belle biting Rarity's leg
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>>14102705
silver spoon being cute
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>>14102705
draw gloomy
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>>14102705
What about Chrysalis eating fried chicken?
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>>14102705
Draw cute Featherweight
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>>14102638
You're a funny little man.
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>moving out of thread before imagecap
now noone will see thing I like
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>>14102723
That batpony statue?
It's cute
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/mlp/'s doing another episode ranking list like this one if you guys want to laugh at their taste or contribute with a list of your own if you have the time.

>>14101474
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>>14102723
Repost it.
It's well done.
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>>14102736
fuck off
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>>14102736
I'm too lazy man.
That's not a great list tough.
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>>14102736
Wow, the owl episode isn't well liked.
I know it's been more than a year since I've seen it, but I don't remember it being that bad.
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>>14102715
Gonna try this
>>14102717
Is that you Goat?
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did I hear transformation
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>>14102773
what if size difference femdom instead
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>>14102755
It wasn't particularly bad. It was... okay. There wasn't any actually good or bad moments to remember.
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Remember this, anon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg3R0N27ngI

These were times.
These were times...
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>>14102773
No. Transformers
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>>14102786
>no good moments to remember
fuck you
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>>14102772
no never
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>>14102778

Nahhh
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>>14102788
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>>14102795
Not him, but I'd totally forgotten this part.
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>>14102787
And this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougWHLT_95A

Immortal classic.
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>>14102778
H-How much of a size difference?
Horse-sized Celestia breaking me into her pet trap is my fetish.
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is LunaQuest ded?
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>>14102810
Me him.
And this scene doesn't associate with that episode for me. Like, at all.
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>>14102818
I would say that's an excellent fetish and an jumping off point
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>>14102827
>
>>14102476
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>>14102818
Amazons?
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>>14102795
The stuff Twilight says to Spike after they escape the forest is pretty touching too.
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>>14102838
Sure, that works too
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zRPcY1RSc
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>>14102838
Amazonlestia is also acceptable, if not preferable, honestly.
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>>14102818
what if growing size difference
sure, she starts horse-sized, but you slowly find yourself having to crane your neck harder and harder to look at her face
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The new comic series gives me hope for a Twilight and Rarity issue but I really want an episode with them.

They were great in HWE. And they can do a lot of things with them. It's really an underused pair. Just like Fluttershy and AJ. That beaver scene was also fun. Them two taking care of some of AJ's farm animals could be fun.
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>>14102856
>Daring to look your mistress in the eyes

Jesus Christ, she has a long way to go with you.
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I didn't like mmmystery
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>>14102851
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Sometimes i forget why i love ponies so much but then little comics like this remind me.
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>>14102856
>starting at horse-sized
what if tiny domlestia who keeps getting bigger and bigger
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>>14102886
>getting dommed by a tiny Celestia
that's more hilarious than sexy, honestly
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>>14102884
It's so cheesy.
I love it
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>>14102884
>not brutally crushing your opponents in every game
But where is the fun in that?
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>>14102884
It's very, very cute. I love this kind of comics.
WHY IS APPLEJACK SO ANIME THOUGH
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>>14102867
Well then, we'd best get started.

>>14102886
o-oh goodness
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>>14102877
Honestly now that I look back at it I really loved the Nightmare Rarity arc. It was fun. I really love characters having to face their fears. It's one of the reasons I liked that door scene in TCE. The Spike part just hit me in the feels.

>>14102884
>forgetting why you love ponies
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>>14102884
>Not upholding the rules
WORST
THAN
HITLER
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>>14102884
Monopoly is not a game to play with friends
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cuddles with nightmare moon
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>>14102915
RRRRRRURURURURUURR
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>>14102915
Shut up Lawfag.
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>>14102930
c-can you do that?
can you cuddle with nightmare moon?
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>>14102932
fucking flutterfags
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>>14102926
Actually a lot of games aren't meant to be played with friends
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>>14102941
Cuddles with Nightmare Moon would have totally mitigates the disaster that led to her banishment and subsequent reigns of terror in the first place.
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>Basically, it's people from /co/ who love longer
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>>14102941
just watch me
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>>14102948
>playing mario party
>friend steals star right before game ends after promising not to entire game
That game is the only real friend tester in the world. Play it once and you'll know who's a real friend and whos a back stabbing jewlord.
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Sooner
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>>14102898
>Laughing at lil'lestia as she strokes you to erection
>she looks up at you with a stern glare
>a gag flies out of nowhere and straps itself in your mouth, reminding you she's just as magical as ever
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which pokemon wud u fuk
no braixens
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>>14102982
But how soon?
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>>14102971
Any local multiplayer game that's not coop, a fighter or a FPS is like that.
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>>14102971
Whenever I play board games with friends or family, I make it clear that there will be no mercy.

My family won't play board games with me any more.
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>>14102964
>/co/
>love
lel
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>>14102989
gardevoir
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>>14102964
>MLPG a thread should be
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>>14102989
>was about to type braixen
Uhh... maybe a fennekin?
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>>14103001
>My family won't play board games with me any more.

>that feeling
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>>14102989
ponyta
>ywn swallow down a blast of hot horsecum
>ywn pretend it's celestia instead of some dumb pokemon
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>>14103015
>that's often
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>>14102989
I'd cuddle a skiddo
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Man we should do something for Christmas.
That Christmas book was cute as hell
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>>14103047
I think it's maybe the best thing that has come from this general
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>>14102964
>>14103015
>>14103028

My work here is done.
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>>14103047
I'd be down for another round of Christmas book. It was a fun project.
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>>14103047
I'd be down for doing something, unless you just meant an artbook or some such.
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>>14103047
It'll be right after the show starts up again, so we'll probably have a good amount of people coming back from hiatus ready to help.
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>>14103064
A Christmas Friendoff or Pony or Die would be cool.
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>>14103064
The stories with illustrations were fun, so we could do a similar format anyway.
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>>14103047
yeah
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>>14103064
how could you not want to befirend and fuck something so cute?
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Ow my feels.
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Hold on, Anon, I'll finish Silver Spoon once I get back from driving my aunt somewhere.
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>>14103100
the cuteness is to lull you into a false sense of security.
that's how she gets you.
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DRAW REQUESTS GO
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>>14103119
THIS >>14102987
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>>14103119
DRAW LUNA TAKING A NAP
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>>14103119
moonhorse being caught painting the splotch marks onto her flanks
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>>14103103
oh look another shitty illustrated fanfiction
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>>14103126
faggot
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>>14103119
Pipsqueak as a Demoman
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>>14103103
>Ow my feels.
what are you a brony?
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Pony wants to learn Hyper beam! But pony already knows four moves.
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>>14103119
pony wearing a black tuque and teashades.
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>>14103119
Pony who's special talent is escape artistry.

http://pookaboo.tumblr.com/post/64026799641/d-vinebrwn-invisiblepole-rubaiyate-this
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>>14103119
Sweetie hugging her pillow while she sleeps and saying something sweet about Rarity while she just passes in front of that room
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QUICKLY

POST THAT SUPRISED CELESTIA PIC
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>>14103145
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>>14103076
I think so too.

>>14103082
It was. I was kinda said I had to be in basic and not see it come out, but then again I only contributed one story and it wasn't nearly as good as the other stuff that got put in. But still, it was fun to come together and do something like that.
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>>14103119
Celestia bapping Luna on the nose with a newspaper after she said that she'll bring eternal night
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>>14103119

flower ponies in a pile after having fainted on each other
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>>14103162
Oh yeah now it makes sense.
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>>14103159
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incoming pony
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>>14103159
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>>14103166
Your story was all right. The only reason it wasn't as good as you might have wanted it to be was because you had to work around Terse, and you had less time.
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>>14103162
fuck off autism allen
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QUICK
DON'T THINK ABOUT PONIES
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>>14103212
TRY AND STOP ME FAGGOT
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>>14103212

I have failed anon
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>>14103204
I don't think it was Terse's fault. I was trying to put it in some kind of rhyming verse and that didn't turn out so well. I will say time had a lot to do with it since I basically did two drafts of it and turned in the one I thought was better before shipping to basic.

More time would've helped, certainly.

>>14103212
>imfuckingplying
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>>14103212
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>>14103197
LOOK AT THE BUTT ON THAT PONY
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>>14103212
JACKIE CHAN
JACKIE CHAN
JACKIE CHAN
JACKIE CHAN
JACKIE CHAN
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>>14103128
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>>14103248
>plot

unfollowed
unfavorited
unfriended
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>>14103247
QUICK, DON'T THINK ABOUT TULPAS
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>>14103248
I looked at her mouth and the first thing I thought was "69 positioning."

I think I'm going to leave for a bit.

It's drawn well though! I'm just too lewd for the morning.
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guys
GUYS

holycrap
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>>14103212
NO
IT CAN'T BE
IT CAN'T BE

IT'S THE STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN
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>>14103244
yes
look at it
she likes that
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>>14103231
I didn't for a second mean to blame Terse for anything. He too was an absolute pleasure to work with. I just meant to say you had to work in a way that complemented his story, so you were probably more out of your element and less in control than he was.
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>>14103248
PIPSQUEAK AS DEMOMAN
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>>14103248
>falling asleep with her clothes on
What a tired princess!

Thanks for the request, man.
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>>14103275
Anon the fact that there will be a official mnga is old.
Still looks cute
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breeding togepis
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>>14102884
This becomes way funnier if you read the ponies' expressions in the last panel as pure pity, like having to tell a little kid who drew random lines and is super-excited about how that's a castle or something that it's great and it sure resembles a castle.
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>>14103278
>trixie calls you stud as you watch her, basking in your sultry gaze
>my dick exploded in a torrent of semen
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>>14103283
Oh! Sorry, it's early for me and my brain is still warming up.

I can see that, though honestly I wasn't thinking anything of the sort at the time.

A personal issue is that I can come up with half decent ideas, but executing them is a problem at times. I think this was one of those times.
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>>14103275
>dat Celestia
goddamn
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>>14103315
Majestic.
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>>14103307
but anon, if you do that you won't be able to rut her hard like the stud you are
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>>14103103
>worst pony
>worst CMC
>related
Brony fanfic shouldn't make sense, but...
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>>14103119
Comet Tail in a snazzy business suit relaxing by the water cooler and hitting on a well dressed roseluck
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>>14103353
seconding this
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>>14103278
I'm looking alright...
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>>14103336
Who says I can't? I have almost no refractary period.
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>>14103353
You're evil, Anon.
I like you.
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>>14103336
>not having two bullets
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>>14103353
>>14103359

You guys are terrible
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>>14103365
SO AROUSING
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>>14103353
ponies in suits are the coolest
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>>14103377
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Pinkie Pie wants you to tease her teats with your fingers.
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>>14103353
>>14103377
I don't get it
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Do you guys think Al will be in this season?
I mean there is an episode where Pinkie will meet her match. It would be Heresy to not have him in that.
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>>14103377
<3
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>>14103365

>the drawing itself and not what the drawing is of
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>>14103396
Anon's OTP and top tier taste in pony fashion conflicts with flyingpleb's inferior convictions
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>>14103392
How not to have a waifu.png
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>>14103396
FS hates to see ponies being happy, and anon just requested two of his favorite ponies having a good time
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>>14103400
he'll be twilight's other brother that she also never mentioned but was also her BFF

and he'll be a worldwide famous award winning comedian
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>so why do you like ponies?
They're very sexy.
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>>14103394
You guys are just all kinds of...eager this morning.
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>>14103103
>9 months earlier
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>>14103154
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>>14103432
it's because it's night for most of us, aspie.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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Rainbow Dash wants you to brush her frogs and nibble her dock.
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>>14103440
Pff
Thanks man. I love it
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>>14103396

I prefer ponies without clothing and Rose and Comet Tail are my favorite pones. Anon knows this is attempting a critical torpedo hit with his request
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newsflash: hats is more fun than drawing
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/05d140fb6c019aa9cb8e8c20442306b4/tumblr_msvjw7hqg61r3gomwo1_1280.png
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>>14103440
hahaha
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>>14103440
that's sweet
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>>14103455
Jalm please draw
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>>14103455
spoiler alert: most videogames are more fun than drawing and hats is fucking awful
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>>14103432
Aspirant write something cute with Sweetie please
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>>14103454
Oh, well.
You're entitled to your tastes, but clothespone is best pone.
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>>14103368
>>14103372
but will your output be anywhere near as big as the first one was?
you gotta have a lot saved up in order to give her a nice, thick balls-deep creampie just how she likes it
Trixie has high expectations of her virile stud
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Is darf here?
Darf? Are you here Darf?
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>>14103448
Rainbow dash doesn't have frogs

Her "hooves" are giant fleshy cylinders. They're probably sensitive all around.
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>Lera threads banned on /tv/
>mfw
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>>14103457
nope
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>>14103464
not jalm
>>14103466
____>____
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>>14103455
>Hats
>Fun
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>>14103432
Pinkie is a very flirtatious pone.
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>Be you
>Be in Equestria
>You've been working at Sugarcube corner for over a month now
>The slave driver that is Mrs. cake demands that you work overtime on Wednesday
>"fucking bitch"
>You had just started to take count of the supplies in the back when you here the front door creak
>you look over and see a pony getting closer to the cash register
>"sorry were closed for the night"
>*silence*
>*pony still standing there*
>you glance over again, "Hey! I said we were closed"
>you now realize that the pony is a stallion
>You now notice a knife and a bag amongst his hoofs
>He hands you a note saying to give him all the bits in the safe box that's in the back.
>Stallion looks very unstable and on the verge of killing someone or something.
Wat do?
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>>14103439
eugh
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>>14103481
Unf
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>>14103497
suck his dick to assert dominance
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>>14103482
Darf is ded and hats us
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>>14103486
Who or what is Lera?
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RULES OF NATURE
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>>14103483
that pony has an ass of lead.
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>>14103497
I never figured out if that explosion was on purpose or not
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>>14103497
>horse with a knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8
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>>14103497
ACTIVATE THE BANDIT BARRIERS
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>>14103514
AND IT RULES US ALL
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>>14103176
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>>14103497
pone is small and weak and could barely use the knife. i pin pone to the ground and defuse the situation.
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>>14103408
>pic
I suppose that's not sweat.
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>>14103448
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>>14103440
D'aaaaw.
They're so cute.
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>>14103514
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ECUCkuWDw0
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>>14103128
>tfw too slow and get art-jacked
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>>14103497
Shoot pony in the face

Consume his corpse over the rest of the week. Horse meat is delicious, any excuse is a good excuse.
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>>14103497
take the money, put it in a very heavy sack and go back to pony.
Smash its fucking skull with the money.
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>>14103497
fly into a murderous ape rage and eat his face
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>>14103491
it's like you've never played on tdm_nucleus
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>>14103533
Rainbow Dash is a very excitable pony
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>>14103541
you may have been super slow but it's still super cute
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>>14103518
considering he's dressed like one of those bomb disposal guys, I'm assuming it was on purpose
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>>14103443
I sometimes forget how many Euro folk there are here.

>>14103469
I'll have to come back to it in a bit, I've got to do some midday stuff real quick. In the meantime, think of a specific scenario you'd like if you had one in mind.

>>14103495
Indeed.
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>>14103520
>tfw Pinkie never does stealth right
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>>14103502
but I love his dark fics
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>>14103365
for a second i thought that was jailbait's OC
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>>14103541
I'm not complaining; two pictures are better than one!
especially when they're both cute
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>>14103479

Its ok anon I can coexist just fine. Though naked pones are best pones.

>>14103497

Bap the pony with a newspaper

It is the only thing he will respect
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>>14103560
But he doesn't love you
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>>14103554
>tfw no one will ever write about Dash
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>>14103549
that pony sure loves her pizza
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>>14103497
I'm sorry. I'd give you everything in a heartbit, but there isn't anything in that safe box. Could you wait for a bit while I go fetch the safe in the back? I could grab you something to bite while we're at it.
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>>14103542
>>14103543
>>14103544
Edgier than pic related
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>>>/k/18398081
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>>14103545
i'm not entirely sure what tdm is, but i've played nucleus enough times.
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>>14103571
it's alright, that's my fetish
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>>14103544
>>14103543
>>14103542
>so badass
>wow
>very carnivore
>such space marine
>humanity much fuck yeah
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>>14103525
>Bethesda Gaben simulator
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>>14103579
>edgy
>self defense is edgy
sure thin mate.
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>>14103489
Then who? Are you the certain someone who doesn't capitalise? You know who I mean.
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>>14103584
that was a joke. nucleus fucking sucks.
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>>14103573
People just gotta ask! I like all the main 6 and enjoy trying to write each of them. Some are just more popular around these parts than others.

Anyway, out for a bit. I'll come back and see if we can't get some smaller stuff done before Cute "Quest" tonight.
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>>14103579
>stallion robbing you
>high chance of him killing you
>self defense
>edgy
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>>14103596
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>>14103596
>Doge meme
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>>14103602
i have no idea.
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>>14103501
>You look around in a nervous frenzy
>"Sure.... ok... just don't do anything stupid
>You proceed to go to the back room
>Next to the desired box is a handgun
>you think of your options
>"is it worth the risk?"
>you pick up the gun, but there is no ammo
>"fuck"
>"ugh what can I do?"
>Maybe if I pretend that its loaded he will leave the store
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>>14103579
>>14103596
>eating delicious lean meat
>edgy
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>>14103555
>implying pinkie wouldn't be an enforcer or some shit
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>>14103607
Anything cute with Rainbow Dash would be pretty dang sweet
take care m8
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>>14103614
SERGAL STOP
SERGAL
STAHP SERGAL
NO
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I think Donut Joe is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes donuts and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>14103622
Grab a damn kitchen knife as a backup. Hell, grab two.
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>>14103622
that's not what I wanted to do at all

why would you respond to my post if you're going to completely disregard it
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quick draw stram
going to do colt cuddling mare because im too tired i don't remember the other one

derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
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>>14103609
he isn't dangerous though. there are no cartels in equestria.
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>>14103623
>people have been using the word flank wrong for all these years
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>>14103623
Give me some rump!
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>>14103622
>not keeping a loaded gun

Just blanks would scare him off. It's like you wanted to suck his dick all along.
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>>14103631
>>14103640
"blank sirloin" just isn't as catchy
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>>14103554
Uh I'm bad with ideas.

How about Anon and Sweetie trying to ambush Rarity with snowballs? Some overcomplicated plan that ends with Rarity and a ruined maned chasing them with a few dozen snowballs?
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>>14103603
Every map in that game sucks.
If anything Nucleus is one of the better ones because other people seem to suck even more than usual on it so i'm always the mvp on it.
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>>14103645
This, where's that gun nigga.
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>>14103655
so i have fun playing that game and you don't. good to know.
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>>14103631
Seriously, why do I like him so much

He should show up in another episode or something
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>>14103645
>"It's like you wanted to suck his dick all along."
>surprising
>my little fetish ERP general
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>>14103440
That is an uncomfortable bed. Its a cutie, though.
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>>14103680
>it's not even a bed
>Sweetie fell asleep on a counter
>again
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>>14103677
Shitposting in the internet.
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>>14103677
/pol/ pls
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>>14103684
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>>14103677
By moving to the northern part of Sweden.
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Premature horsing
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>>14103640
>>14103623

>flank is wrong

Know that I have this knowledge, calling it their rump just seems so lewd
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>>14103718
s-soon?
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>you come back out with the box in one hoof and the pistol behind your back
>as you emerge from the room, you soon recognize the stallion from the local newspaper
>remember something along the lines of a cereal rapist and killer
>fear increases
>"Hey! I got your box, come get it"
>You fell the gun begin to shake in your hands as you prepare to bullshit this through
>Just as he gets close you pull out the gun and point it to his chest
>"DON'T FUCKING MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT"
>he smiles
>Just as you yell "I MEAN IT!" you see a shadow appear next to him
>he's not alone
>The last thing you remember is being grabbed from the side and having a wet cloth put over your muzzle.
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Rebno Des has challenged you to horse faster than her.
5 4 3 2 1 GO
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>>14103736
>cereal rapist
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premarital booping
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>>14103740
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>>14103623
So a pony's Flank would be the equivalent of a human's hips?
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>>14103732

As soon as my brain decides whether to keep using flank or not
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>>14103736
>muzzle
how are we even handing the gun
Immersion ruined
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>>14103748
NOT FAST ENOUGH
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>Have to babysit Sweetie while Rarity goes to Twilight to give her some etiquette lessons for an upcoming royal dinner
>You go to the toilet for a few minutes
>when you return you find out Sweetie found the key to Rarity's liqueur and got drunk
>she asks you if you want some of the sweet fruit juice
>You realize Rarity will probably murder you for this
What do?
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>>14103748
My hooves

My hooves
My hooves
My hooves

my lovely lady hooves
check them out
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fun fact: the nazis destroyed the only portal to equestria to keep everyone away from the ponies

hitler wanted them all to himself and went through it before his officers rendered it nonexistent, just as the russians were about to take berlin

after celestia turned him into a pony he got married and started a family. he named his daughter for the dying day of the white race - twilight.
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>>14103736
>cereal rapist
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>last night someone posted some gay donkey anthro porn saying it was Rose's OC
>i furiously fapped
>find out it wasnt Rose at all

goddangit
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>>14103774
you're an idiot
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>>14103758
lock everything up and put her to bed
then call Rarity and tell her what happened
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>>14103774
no rose draws futa pokemons.
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>>14103736
>muzzle
>hoof
>implying inferior species
>not wielding dual wielding assault rifle 15s
>not clad in american made power armor

Immersion ruined
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>>14103758
Take the booze away from her, force her to drink water. Drink some myself, take the heat from Rarity.
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>>14103736
>A BOX IN ONE HOOF
>YOUR HANDS
>YOUR MUZZLE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE
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>>14103718

but we have always known flank as a synonym for butt was completely wrong

you cannot attack something from both butts
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>>14103774
If course it wasn't Rose's OC. It just happens there's at least one other furry with a donkey fursona.
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Pony found a spell that will turn you into a pony but only for 2 minutes

Do you want to try it?
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>>14103774
Can you retroactively unfap to something?
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>>14103816
no

>implying that you wouldn't go insane from the wider field of view and sensitivity to magic
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>>14103817
i wish. there would be many nanaki and cmc faps and pumpkin cake faps i would take back.
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The time has come
http://mlpg.co/q/res/495623.html
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>>14103827
Thanks Dash I'd love a bite
You're so thoughtful
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>>14103830
Excellent.
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>>14103819
I'm already going insane from all the years of virginity and social isolation, so that probably won't be as bad.
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>>14103814
>filename
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>>14103827
I would accept that with care. I would totally get her a treat in the future.
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>>14103809
SATYRS
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>>14103786
>you take Sweetie out of the living room and put her to bed telling her to go to sleep
>You go back to clean up the mess
>holy shit how can a little filly drink so much and still not fall in a alcoholic coma
>and how the fuck did she mange to do this in 5 minutes
>I mean fuck there's already an empty bottle
>hope it was already empty
>go to call Rarity
>realize that there are no phones in Equestria
>suddenly you hear something
>Sweetie opened the window and started drunkenly sing something
>all the neighbors are probably hearing it
What do
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>>14103839
dinofag pls
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>>14103832
>>14103848
Too late, you'll have to do like spake to get your share
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Does Celestia support unilateral free trade?

Or does Equestria have a more protectionist, PTA-based trade policy?
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>>14103856
Wouldn't be the first time I had to go inside Dash
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>>14103850
>sweetie belle
>her

dropped
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>>14103850
oh for god's sake
shut the window, lock the window, keep diligent watch over Sweetie until she passes out to make sure she doesn't keep doing stupid crap
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>>14103856
>spake
spike*
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>>14103811

Actually I didn't. I mean I know Flank meant something from the side, but since the cutie mark is on the side...I just sorta went with it.
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>>14103718
I used to call it the right way, but I eventually got bored of getting "corrected" and having to explain.
Also, I've always found horse meat to be a little too stiff and salty for my taste -still enjoyable, though.
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>>14103870
i love this kind of horsepanties
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>>14103870
>those horrid colors
absolutely disgusting.
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>>14103870
B-
Big fat sweetiebelle horsecock
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>>14103886
>I've always found horse meat to be a little too stiff and salty
top unf
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PURPLE
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>>14103870
God, how come there's so little of this shit, and why does it always get me so immediately aroused?
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>>14103899
What happened to Amazon Celestia?
>>
http://i.imgur.com/0SHTQC4.jpg
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>>14103912
She keeps getting smaller as the winter solstice approaches
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>>14103912
It's around...
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>>14103877
>you run as fast as you can upstairs hoping she doesn't do something stupid and fall
>you take her away from the window, put her in bed and then lock the window
>she starts angrily complaining about you not letting her have fun and about Rarity keeping that nice fruit juice away from her
>you hope she'll just passes out soon
>Suddenly you hear a knock on the door
>it could be a neighbor, asking what's wrong
>or even worse Rarity
What do?
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>>14103856
Pfft, easy peazy
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>>14103904
I knew someone would make that comment as soon as I hit 'submit'

>>14103909
>not destroyer of shows
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Pony says to stop making fun of her
It's just her winter coat
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>>14103933
Jump out the window! Maybe the fall will kill you, sparing you from Rarity's wrath!
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>>14103933
tell Sweetie to lay down for a few minutes
and go get the door
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I want lyra to suck my dick to assert dominance
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>>14103939
>>14103865
You're too late, your ice cream is dissolved, all you get is multicolored gastric fluids.
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>>14103910
Theres so little of it because its not asked for enough
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>>14103736
>You wake up in a dark and musty room
>A single incandescent light illuminates the room
>you feel sluggish and dizzy
>after a few moments regaining consciousness, you realize your in some sort of basement or bomb shelter
>ohshit.jpeg
>"I got to get out of here"
>A voice from the corner of the room draws your attention
>"Oh good your awake!"
>"Lets begin the fun shall we!"
>you stand up and run over to the only door in the room (locked)
>"SHIT!"
>You turn around to face your kidnapper
>He has a raging erection and a sheepish grin on his face
>"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!"
>you fall down next to the steel door
>you start to cry
>"good"
>"crying just like the bitch you are"
>He places his throbbing member next to your face and commands you to lick it.
>"If you bite me, I will kill you right now"
>through your tears you notice a tool kit next to the wall he was sitting by, full of various sex toys and instruments
>Rape
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>>14103948
So she's a bit shaggy.
I think it's cute.
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>>14103932
Haven't had a chance to read that yet
Been meaning though
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>>14103964
Or I just treat pone and myself another ice cream.
I'm sure she'd be down for it
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>>14103966
>Good end
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>>14103959
>Let Lyra give you a pony blowjob because hey, what's the worst that could happen
>before you know it you're wearing a collar and carrying her around town on your back
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>>14103983
Quit trying to fatten up Rainbow Dash you monster
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>>14103983
Des already licked all over it, though.
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>>14103932
>Glorious Amazon Celestia will snuggle with you
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>>14103988
>implying you can make her any fatter
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>>14103988
But I'm not, anon

>>14103996
I don't mind.
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>>14103958
>You tell Sweetoe to stay put and you mean it this time
>she grumbles something before putting the pillow on her head and grumble some more
>you go open the door
>It's only Spike
>Rarity asked him to get a box from a room, something about helping her teach Twilight some manners
>He'll have to go near Rarity's guest room, where Sweetie is to reach Rarity's room
Do you risk him going letting him search for it or do you go to search for it?
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>>14103966
Sooo it went from robbing... to rape? What?
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>TFW femanon x stallions died out as soon as it showed up
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>>14104006
2 icecreams in one day?
They're just little ponies, she'll be lucky to be able to get off the ground after
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>>14103884

Well its not really a big deal for most people. Though personally I do enjoy when the proper anatomical terms are applied, it helps remind people they are supposed to be horses rather than humans with funny colors.
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>>14104034
>humans with funny colors
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>>14104006
Joke's on you, Des just gave you Pony Tuberculosis
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>>14104015
tell him what happened, and ask if he can relay it to Rarity
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>>14104021
it's all about the colts now
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>>14104053

stallions can never catch a break
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>>14103932
>looking at the timestamps
Man, I didnt realize that I played along for 10 hours
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>>14103966
What is this horseshit? Not tied up? Fight to the death, fgt.
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>>14104050
>you know that you can't keep this a secret
>Sweetie will probably tell Rarity what happened and if not her hangover will do it
>Better defuse it now
>you start telling Spike about what happened before you hear a large crash upstairs and Sweetie screaming some unintelligible gibberish
What do
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>>14104006
Rainbow's tummy is adorable.
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>>14104070
horsefucking is a hell of a drug
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>>14104070
I need to write faster
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>>14104053
I still don't see any Femanon x Colts.
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>>14104060
i guess some think it's worth it to groom a colt to specifically be for sexual with you
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>>14104034

Fuck it. I'm still gonna say the cutie mark is on their flank. It's just on the flank of their rump.Yeah. That works.
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>>14104080
awesome*
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>>14104103
adorable
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>>14104034
They're not really horses, though.

They're horselike creatures with incredibly flexible joints, penchants for acting like cats, dogs, and humans in addition to horses, and notable biological differences from horses.

They're like, humanoids but for horses.
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>>14104103
AND adorable
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>>14104103
Shh, don't be so tsuntsun.
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>>14104111
AWESOME
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>>14104113
You could almost say they're cartoon horses.
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>>14104097
i'd rather colts be sexual with one another
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>>14104086
And more.
One day you will have to do a Luna thing.With Celestia walking in on Anon and Luna and joining after the awkwardness has passed
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>>14104079
Go to her and hope that whatever she did doesn't lead to the destruction of the boutique.
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>>14104126
ADORABLE
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>>14104096
It really is a shame that there isn't enough of that.
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>>14104102

That does work actually, as that chart thing was a bit over specific. Flank works as a generic term for "side", which is what the show uses it as, and how its used in all the non biology contexts. A flank attack is simply an attack on or from the sides.

It just does not mean "ass"
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>>14104134
>that pip and rumble fic

unf
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>>14104126
No more raspberries on tht adorable belly then?
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>>14104137
Most adorable pegasus.
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>>14104135
Someday
But right now I've got a nonsexual thing I'm working on
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>>14104148
which one?
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>>14104154
the adorablest.
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>>14104154
I want to hug a pony inside a hoodie
that looks so comfy
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>>14104128
Indeed, they are Ponies and not ponies.
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>>14104031
I highly doubt that
Pony metabolism is super sanic
just like her
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>>14104154
>>14104163
Just look at it, you will never hold pone like that.
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>>14104149
r/ing Anon doing raspberries to Rainbow
>>
Guess who's baseball team is in the World Series starting Wednesday?
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>>14104165
>ponies inside shirts
YES
YEEES
YEEEEEEEEEEEES
MORE
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>>14104165
pony cannot fit inside your hoodie with you in it unless you get a size way above yours
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>>14104136
>both you and Spike go up stairs
>she isn't in the room
>you hear another crash in Rarity's room
>There you find Sweetie on Rarity's bed holding some of her dresses and some scissors
>When she sees you and Spike she starts screaming about how you don't let her sing and that if you come any closer she'll ruin all of Rarity's dresses
>Spikes tells you that he'll be at your funeral if it makes you feel any better
What do
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>>14104149
ᶠᶦᶰᵉ
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>>14104182
I need this.
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>>14104183
>>>/sp/
or go talk to your friends
>>14104188
seconding
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>>14104183
>sports
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>>14104188

>>14104192
A little filly could definitely fit in there
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Fillies kissing
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>>14104113

They are horses in the same way humans are hominids

Specifically they are ponies, of the cartoon variety
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>>14104141
give it time
there'll be more
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>>14104221
why is that pone bald?
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>>14104221
If that's the case, then I would hug them and never let go.
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How is this looking so far?
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>>14104222
No, cuddling pones.
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>>14104160
found it, this one: http://pastebin.com/yPqgCSvd
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>>14104235
pony cancer
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>>14104235
I think that one was a plane pony
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>>14104179
Why you make me feel
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>>14104241
looks kind of messy

how does it look on a dark background instead of a flat white?
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>>14104244
Pony should cuddle pony
not filthy humans
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>>14104248
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>>14104244
More hugging pics with Rainbow.
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>>14104225
pls
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>>14104221
>A little filly could definitely fit in there

not if you are wearing a proper fitting shirt fatload
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>>14104241
Make the horn's lines just 1 solid line on each side otherwise it looks like a penis
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>>14104225

GG, draw an evil jew.
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>>14104224
Horses with hackles and canines and hoofgrip and 2-legged standing poses.

Equuinoids
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>>14104193
Tell her you'll let her sing if she'll put those scissors down.
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>>14104244

Is that wheaties?
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>>14104193
Tell her that you're sorry and ask her to hold a concert with you and Spike as the audience just for the love of god don't do anything to the dresses
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>>14104276
Pls.
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>>14104284
/fit/ please
There's nothing wrong with casually fitting shirts and hoodies
They would stretch a bit sure but they could fit. In fact they would need to be a little tight in order to hold the pony up.
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>>14104296
Ponka farted
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>>14104292
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>>14104292
but he's already done that
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>>14104300
>tfw broneis gave her some retarded uncreative name
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http://mlpg.co/q/res/495623.html

Why aren't you romancing Moonhorse?
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>>14104300
Yes, yes it is.

And this is a changeling.
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>dash

>>>/yougay/
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>>14104265
>

>>14104285
focus on the mane anon
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>>14104324
aww man, I'd totally carry around a little changeling drone
that's cute as fuck
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>>14104320
moonhorse a shit
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>>14104320
But I already am
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>>14104313
do you have the "I'm not stupid, I'm smart" one?
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>>14104319

What are they calling her now?

>>14104324

Well good we could always use more of her
>>
CUTE QUEST TONITE RIGHT
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Pony has just walked down a hallway to the meeting room and found two identical open doors
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>>14104320
I'm not really interested in a quest about Luna
if A.J. does another main character I'd be down
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Silver Spoon being cute. I hope.
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>>14104336
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>>14104340
>aspirant will never write tasteful smut again

beb
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>>14104353
yeah that's the one
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>>14104353
And there's your duplicate file
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>>14104343
Pony takes the third door.
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>>14104352
Cutest
Smartest
All-around best filly
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>>14104302
>>14104297
>you try to negotiate with her, telling her that you and Spike will listen to her
>She doesn't want to listen she continues to ramble on how you're just like Rarity, never wanting to listen to her, ignoring her, not letting her have more of those tasty fruit juices
>she tells you she had enough
>she starts cutting up the dresses while telling you how those were her fancy dresses for her fancy parties that she goes at but never takes her to them
>meanwhile Spike went trough the drawers, found the box and ran after telling you that you're on your own, but the funeral offer still stands
What do
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>>14104343
They both have lions behind them.
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>>14104352
cute
unf
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>>14104362
he wrote some lewd Fluttershy last week
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>>14104352
that is pretty cute
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>>14104377
Approach her and tell her that Rarity is going to be very mad when she finds out what Sweetie did.
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>>14104332
Changelings are just as cute as ponies.
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>>14104352
hm
yes
Yes, I'd say that's cute.
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>>14104377
That little traitor lizard. If I survive Rarity I'll fucking murder him.
Go take the scissors from her
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>>14104409
You know, except for them feeding off of you.
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>>14104409
changelings are ponies
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>>14104409
yes they are
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>>14104352
Only thing to pick on is that when it's completely flat like that the ice cream on and around her mouth make it look like she has one of those terrible huge anime open-mouths
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>>14104384
Does anyone have a cap?
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>>14104435
>grotesque
wow
rude
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>>14104371
Did pony find the addition to improve pony's experience?
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>>14104435
>grotesque

Fuck you! They're adorable!
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>>14104352
very qt
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>>14104435
There's nothing grotesque about this.
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>>14104352
Dick shoop when?!
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>>14104309
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>>14104352
>these line
ummm
I think Rose can help here.
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When every pony becomes an alicorn, what will they call the event? The happening?
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>>14104451
No cap. It was in the sub.
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>>14104485
Well it's just a sketch. I didn't even know Rose is still alive.
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>>14104484
Pinkie really would be the worst sleepover attendee
I bet she would be up at like 6:00 am too and bothering everyone
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>>14104405
>>14104418
>as you see Spike running you make a mental note to have revenge
>but first you need to solve this
>you try to reason with her again telling her that Rarity will get mad about this
>Sweetie says she doesn't care because Rarity always gets mad for something and starts imitating her sister, poorly
>"Oh Sweetie you always bring mud in my house, Oh Sweetie you always are dirty after your crusading, oh sweetie you don't brush your teeth correctly, oh Sweetie you burnt the curtains the third time this month"
>you take the opportunity to lunge at her and take the scissors from her hoofs
>before she runs away you catch her and hold her under your arm while she vainly squiggles around trying to escape
What now
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Changelings a shit
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>>14104173
I'm saving that gif to [embed] later. With that song no less.
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>>14104472

They can definitely be pretty cute
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>>14104526
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>>14104521
changelings did nothing wrong
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>>14104510
Shush her and stroke her mane. But keep your hold firm until she stops struggling and calms down a bit.
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>>14104451
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>>14104534
>that haunch
unf
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unf unf size difference unf
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>>14104584
not different enough
the big one needs to be taller
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>>14104584
mrs cake
pinkie
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>>14104584
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>>14104534
They really can.
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>>14104584
I love this pic a little more every time I post it.
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>>14104598
>being able to suck a girl's tits without bending over

That's a plus.
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>>14104537
Even [better].
>>
>stressful day
>gettin emotional
>feelin slapped down by the world
>get home and get on headphones
>turn up volume to max
>blast the brony dubstep rap
>tfw uplifted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JwlaTEOn-Y
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>>14104544
They brutally murdered and enslaved an entire city.
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>>14104629
>brony dubstep rap
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>>14104584
That larger woman is super hot
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>>14104537
that's very suggestive
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>>14104568
>embroidered snapbacks
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>>14104622
rainbow dash is a very small mare
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>>14104584
>that Babs
Just add short hair and freckles.
Also, take off those high heels.
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>>14104643
She's shopped like a motherfucker.
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>>14104622
Rebno babby
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>>14104648
yes, yes she is
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>>14104647
>headwear
>ever
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>>14104622
I just wanna pick her up and give her a huge hug
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>>14104558
>you hold her firm, not letting her escape
>stroking her mane you tell her to calm down and that everything will be okay
>she's extremely tiered and can barely struggle anymore
>you put her on Rarity's bed and continue to pet her
>you're glad that this is over
>Rarity will probably murder you but at least it could be worse, no one got hurt, besides the dresses
>Sweetie doesn't look that good tough
>she's making a weird face
>Oh shit
What do
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>>14104330
*unzips dick* B-BACK THE FUCK OFF!??
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>>14104584
>Babs and Scootaloo
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>>14104642
It really is the worst possible combination of things imaginable, isn't it?
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>new hats server is up
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>>14104662
My whole life is a lie
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BABS' SEED BABS' SEED
THICK AND CREAMY JUICE
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>>14104666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSp1NVsTrI
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>>14104664
>>14104665
cutest pon
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i almost didn't shit

but then i shitted

it was harrowing
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>>14104665
>>14104648
She'd be a short tomboy that would be confrontational and defensive because she's secretly insecure and feels like she has to, otherwise everybody else is just naturally better.
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>>14104681
TRASH CAN!
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!
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>>14104713
That sounds like Dash.
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>>14104315
Unf
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>>14104711
now go douche yourself and put stuff up your butt
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>>14104700
Timmy makes a great drummer.
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>>14104681
You know at this point you're already beyond fucked. Just clean her after she barfs
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>>14104706
Rebno Des a cute shit
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>>14104691
What's the details? Slots? Ads? Mods? Public or private?
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>>14104729
you don't douche your butt, you enema it
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Maybe I could draw some more. Requests?
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>>14104713
but she's wonderful just the way she is
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>>14104758
Rumble being cute
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>>14104758
big Rainbow Dash cuddling a little stallion
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>>14104758
Chubby pone!
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>>14104758
thunder hammer pony in full armor
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>>14104713
>date poutting

That's cute as fuck.
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>>14104758
Applejack drinking from a lake
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>>14104770
>>14104758
Rumble wearing a hat.
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>>14104725
>"S-stupid Anon... I don't need him. Who cares that he likes other mares. I don't. He's just a dumb monkey..."
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>>14104758
Apple Bloom waking up with bedhead
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>>14104754
>What's the details? Slots? Ads? Mods? Public or private?

>Slots?
25
>Ads?
No
>Mods?
Just Krabb
Private but the password is the same.
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>>14104691
who is that spinning dude?
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>>14104721
>before you can do anything she starts vomiting
>you quickly spot a small trash can where Rarity throws her failed sketches
>you get it and use it
>the few dresses that escaped are certainly not usable anymore
>and the bed sheets will need to be cleaned
>so will the trash can
>And Sweetie
What now
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>>14104706
that gif fails to capture the true adorableness of the way her nose wiggles when she inhales
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>>14104758
Tsundere Dash
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>>14104700
that's hilarious.
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>>14104811
Clean Sweetie up first, and put her to bed with a trash bin at the bedside just in case.
Then get to work washing up everything else.
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>>14104811
Clean Sweetie and get her to bed
After that close Rarity's room go downstairs and pour yourself a drink while waiting for Rarity.
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>>14104795
I still heavily doubt pones would give a shit about humans.
This would be pones real reaction.
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>>14104826
I wonder if Celestia wants me to wear a hat...
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>>14104842
we already saw pony reaction to human
it was love
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>>14104842
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>>14104851
equestria girls a shit
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>>14104665
>>14104648

That would mean derpy is awfully tiny as well
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>>14104795
>knock at the door
>anon is desperately clinging to the doorknob as the balloons threaten to tug him higher
>he's got a package from Rarity that she insisted he deliver in person
>he's safe, he got a cloudwalking spell but he needs help getting out of the balloons
>why did Pinkie think this was a good idea anyway
>inside the package is matching Wonderbolts shirts, one in anon's size, one in Rainbow Dash's
>awkward silence
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>>14104872
She'd have to compensate.
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>>14104622
Those are jocks, they're supposed to be huge.
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>>14104789
>Rumble wearing a fancy hat
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>>14104920
Rumble wearing a fancy hat and a matching little suit.
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>>14104920
sex with rumble wearing a fancy hat while also wearing an equally fancy hat
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>>14104940
A little suit made of matches? That sounds dangerous.
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>>14104908
That's what makes it so unf.
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>>14104908

It is definitely way more drastic with the big body type stallions, but even the small stallion type is a fair bit larger than the average mare
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>>14104944
>transforming Rumble into a fancy hat and then transforming yourself into a fancy hat and having fancy gay hat sex
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>>14104954
That is not what I said at all, anon. That is not what the word 'matching' means at all.
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>>14104958
aww yiss
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>>14104872
the perfect size for cuddles
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>>14104833
>>14104839
>You take Sweetie and the trash can to the bathroom
>quickly you give Sweetie a short shower
>as you carry her to her room she looks up to you and says sorry
>you tell her that everything is okay before putting her in bed and giving her a good night kiss on the horn
>she smiles and quickly goes to sleep
>you go downstairs to pour yourself a drink before you go wash all of that up
>before you go back you hear the door
>Rarity is back
>she sees the glass in your hand and just smiles telling that she understands you and knows how Sweetie can be sometimes
>she gives you a few bits for doing this, thanks you again and goes in the bathroom to take a shower
You could escape now or stay there and face her wrath when she reaches her room
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>>14104966
If you were floating through the depths of space and came across a disembodied floating fancy hat would you wear it?
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>>14104981
>cuddles
>not huddles
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>>14104980
holy christ look how fucking happy she is
>"ohmygosh!"
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>>14104850
No matter what pones wear they always look cute.
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>>14104906
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>>14104993
_NO
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So with the apparent cannon size difference of males and females, how do you think it has effected their way of life? Is this why we mostly only see stallions as physical labor and mares as more of a social role? Tradition perhaps?
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>>14105007
She looks like her hearts about to explode.
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>>14104986
Stay.
Face the consequences like a man.
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>>14104993
I do it all the time. It's how TF2 works.
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>>14105028
sexism
#SmashTheMatriarchy
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>>14104691
>>14104800
Shit Yeah!
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>>14105028
mac wants them bonbons
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>>14105039
Practically every SoarinDash picture is the same way.
Dash always looks so incredibly happy and in love.
It makes me so jealous of Soarin.
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>>14105050

DOUG DIMMADOME!
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>>14104986
Escape while you still can
Go to your home make your bags go to Canterlot and ask Celestia for political asylum.
Fuck being a man, be a coward. A coward that still lives.
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>>14104805
That picture is amazing.
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>>14105082
He's one of my favorite characters with the way he puts Dimma on everything.
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>>14105072
>dashfags
lel
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>>14105100
You got a problem with that?
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>>14105072
Soarin' is kind of a doofball though. I think Dash would find herself courting someone cooler.

And just as lazy as she is.
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>>14105100
Well it doesn't have to be Dash
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>>14105017
>anon apologizes for disturbing her, she was probably napping or something
>he'll just...let himself back down with the balloons
>wait, where did the balloons go
>a screech from above, some popping noises, and then fluttering latex scraps
>...maybe anon should come inside for a while
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pony should wear clothing
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>>14105100
>any waifufag
Fixed.
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>>14104805
The color of the outline makes me think it's snoop dogg but I'm not sure
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>>14105126
agreed
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>>14105082
OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME!
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>>14105121
>come inside

UNF!
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>>14105121
JUMP
JUUUUUMP
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>>14105051
We see the roles reversed from time to time. Like this stallion or the one who sells sofas and quills. I'm guessing AJ working as hard as she does is sort of unmare like, but nobody seems to care too much.
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>>14105039
>She looks like her hearts about to explode.
>>14105072

I wish I could experience love
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>>14105046
>>14105083
>you look in your hand and count the bits
>it's what you agreed on and a few extra
>that's Rarity for you
>you start thinking about running now
>they probably could buy a oneway ticket to any town that's far enough from Ponyville.
>but you couldn't do that
> you go in the living room and pour another glass to drink mentally preparing for what's to come
>You hear a door upstairs opening
>then some hoof steps
>then another door
>then a shriek
>and man what a shriek, the neighbors certainly heard that
>and then just silence
What now
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>>14105174
Go upstairs to face your fate.
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>>14105163
>I wish I could experience love
I don't. I'm going to be one of the few to go through life without it, purposefully.
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>>14105207
I don't care! I don't play hats!
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>>14105207
>hats
>ever
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>>14105206
Well you already failed your mission, because I love you, Anon
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>>14105028

It was exclusively stallions doing the heavy labor in winter wrap up, like pushing the slow plows

take from that what you will
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Pony wants you to just slide on up in there, don't be shy.
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>>14105215
>>14105224
>responding
just remember your training, anons
report and filter
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>>14105242
It's my first time, pony
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>>14105242
Okay fine, but I'm still not used to wing hugs yet.
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SHIT
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>>14105247
Does it really count as commercial spam?
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>>14105247
>no fun ever guy
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>>14105236
mares are small and weak
just look at Twilight trying to push the plow
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>>14105174
Start that walk up stairs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhKfvKxlvY
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>>14105273
>Using Twilight for an example.
Please, Applejack is strong as hell.

...
Wait...what if Applejack is just an effeminate stallion!?
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>>14105236
Well it's only natural that the male of the species is the bigger one in general.
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>>14105273

Small, weak and lazy
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>>14105247
Here, let me fix that for you.
/8.6.74.102:27015/i
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>>14105318
>Nothing but reading books the whole day
>Spike is her slave
Twilight is a very lazy pony.
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>>14105193
>>14105276
>you go up stairs
>as you climb the stairs you start thinking
>you had a good life
>You got to Equestria, you met Celestia, Luna
>you had a great time with the ponies, went on adventures, just chilled out with them
>there was that time when you went to the beach and Pinkie with Dash wrote that message on Aj's back with sun cream, man was AJ mad after she woke up
>yep you had a good life
>how many people could say that they had this much fun with multicolored magical ponies
>you enter the room and see Rarity
>she's just staring at the bed, not saying anything, not moving, nothing
>she probably didn't move since she stopped shirking
>she probably doesn't even know you're there
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>>14105269
if it's not then it's still a violation of >>>/global/rules/11

I would say it is because they've solicited donations in the past but I dunno if that counts
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>>14105242
Pony finally agreed to let me crawl into her ponut and live there?
Do I have to pay rent?
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Why didn't they just have Spoke melt the snow in Winter Wrap Up?
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>>14105207
i'd like to go, but i'm not sure.
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>>14105350
That's just using a rule as a poor justification to ruin other's fun because you don't like it.
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>>14105336
Thanks!
I tried to filter it myself but I screwed up and it wasn't working
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>>14105348
Tell her exactly what happened.
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>>14105231
Yeah okay.
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>>14105357
because he's just a baby dragon
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>>14105357

Because he probably counted as using magic

They banned magic during the WWU, probably so they could force all the town's stallions to get all taught and sweaty with exertion and then ogle their butts.

The mayor is a clever mare
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>>14105357
ponies are not very clever
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>>14105371
>rule violations should be allowed when it's fuuuuuuun!
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>>14105273
>just look at Twilight trying to push the plow
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>>14105391
>implying he will ever grow up

They will cull him before he ever becomes dangerous. Twilight will have to do the deed.
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>>14105357
Because he's small and pathetic and has dragon Down syndrome.
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W-what do you mean I have a big smelly butt?
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>>14105383
>before you say anything she just turns around
>she takes the glass from your hand and drinks what was left in it then just walks out like you're not even there
>you hear her going down the stairs
>after a while you hear her calling you down in the living room
>she doesn't sound mad but you know better
>the window looks pretty inviting
What do
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>>14105404
flyingsaucer flexed his taught naked body but the ponies did not appreciate his unclothed ape form had taut them
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So, about that alicorn Fluttershy toy...
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>>14105439
Well, you are a horse. You smell like a stable.
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>>14105441
Jump!

You have nothing to lose!
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>>14105419
I wonder how many unfs were had that premiere
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>>14105411
People only give a shit about enforcing the rules when it's convenient for them.
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>>14105441
You'll probably break a leg and she'll come out to kill you anyway. Just go and face your fate
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>>14105439
Shhh.

Just let me rub it.
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>>14105448

yes anon, I typo'd a word

I shall don my shame cube for the appropriate period of time
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>>14105451
Meh. If it happens it happens.
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>>14105451
What about it?
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>>14105441
Go back down and face the music.
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pony can't figure out how to beat you and looks up the faq
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>>14105507
I'm not pony's pet we can talk it out
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Post Gloomy
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>>14105512
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>>14105512
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>>14105521
>tfw no macro gloomy facesitting fic
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>>14105512
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>>14105425
You know that's untrue, they already had the greedy episode
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>>14105464
that's how the reporting system works
if I don't want to see something on 4chan and it's a violation of the rules I can choose to report it and the janitors/mods can choose to enforce the rules
I'm not obligated to report every violation I see because that would be inconvenient to me

I guess I don't understand the point you're trying to make
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>>14105542
>they already had the greedy episode

I had no idea the Hub logo was actually IN the show.
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>>14105521
unf gloomybutt unf unf
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>>14105538
i don't think i'm good enough.
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Man, I just cannot get Discord's design right.
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>>14105549
Subjective rules aren't rules at all.
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I Gloomy a boy or a girl?

I've been gone for a while please don't hurt.
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>>14105589
What's he accomodating her for?
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>>14105589
Use circles.
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>>14105604
Depends on how she feels that day
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>>14105461
was unf even a thing back then?
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>>14105604
she's whatever you want her to be, baby
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>>14105604
she's quite obviously a girl
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>>14105589
What's wrong with her hands?
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>>14105604
Conceptualized as a girl. Marker pony's sister, in fact.

But you can do whatever with the character.
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>>14105512
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>>14105614
what is this?! an image for ANTS?!
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>>14105604
I thought it was a boy. I was disappointed.
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MLPG is wide awake
Post foxes anyway
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>>14105645
I'd Skype with Gloomy
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>>14105618
Stylized.
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>>14105671
She probably just sits there waiting for you to log on
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>>14105457
>>14105466
>>14105485
>you look at the window
>you could make a run for it
>it's dark and even if you break something you could find a hiding place
>you hear her calling you again
>"Anon I hope you're not going to try anything stupid. I do know where you live after all."
>you sigh and go downstairs rrady for what's to come
>when you reach the living room you see rarity mixing some of her drinks
>"Anon, I'm extremely tiered and I don't know what happened. I could only speculate what the hell you and Sweetie did and why so much liqueur is missing but honestly right now I don't care. So here's the deal, you go back home and rest and then tomorrow at noon you'll come back and we'll try to have a civilized discussion like adults about this okay?"
>you nod and leave
>"One more thing. Pray to Celestia I'll be in a better mood"
>as you go outside you see Spike eating some popcorn sitting on Twilight who has some bags
>she tells you that Spike told her what happened after Rarity left and she took the liberty to make your bags and buy you tickets to Manehatten
>you tell her that it's okay and no need for that
>as you leave you hear something
>tuning you see Sweetie at the window holding a piece of paper that says Sorry and another one that shows a crude drawing of her giving you some flowers before waving to you
>you smile and go home
>You're going to have a very hard day tonmorrow
THE END
>>
test
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>>14105671
I'd play vidya with Gloomy.
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>>14105645
>tfw
At least I've become so emotionally detached that I see it as a kind of waiting game.
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>>14105678
I'm only seeing a complete lack of style.
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>>14105692
What kind of gamer would Gloomy be? What games would she enjoy?
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>>14105688
We should have given Rarity back her money.
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>>14104189
new horse
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>>14105710
Well that's just your onion, man.
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>over 50 togepis hatched
>not a single one with the nature I want
>3 in a row with the same terrible natures
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>>14105661
Rose pls
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>>14105713
Roleplaying games so she can escape her shitty reality
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>>14105618

Nothing's wrong. She just has cute stubby hands and fingers that look like cat paws to add to her appeal.
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>>14105713
open exploration
emotional rollercoasters
single player
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>>14105745
looks more like you can't draw hands to me
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>>14105720
She probably couldn't care less about a few bits.

>>14105688
>tuning you see Sweetie at the window holding a piece of paper that says Sorry and another one that shows a crude drawing of her giving you some flowers before waving to you
Aw that's so sweet. Honestly how could anyone be mad at her.
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>>14105682
when I do log in she'd be sooo happy
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>>14105731
Shit, that sounds like a nice general.
>>
>Marker is alone for 10 minutes
>Come back
>House is in ruins, small fire in the corner
>I thought you were never coming back...so I panicked
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>>14105756
hands are difficult, alright
fuck off
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>>14105731
>>14105790
Anon, what are you doing. That's not an MLP General.

Don't put Gloomy in there.
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>>14105805
>Episode of the Day General #32
>show discussion
>said show is MLP
Sounds like MLPG to me!
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>>14105805
well fuck
make a real one
I've got meta horses to post, alright?
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>>14105803
don't worry, I'm sure /ic/ will give Ross constructive criticism on how to d- oh wait he's permabanned from /ic/