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Firtht

trap cuddle pile to watch pony with when

>>14098760
My big strong boy... Look at that spurt~

>>14098782
If he's really for sexual, he should be able to drill through his penis with a wood auger. If he's not willing to do that, then he's not for sexual.

>>14098779
>tfw no trap to cuddle on the couch with before pone
>tfw you'll never be sleepily cuddling with him
>You'll never grope him
>He'll never grind his little, hard cock into the palm of your hand
>tfw you'll never blow him before the show starts
>tfw he'll never cuddle you dreamily in the afterglow

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Do you really want to be mothered by a talking horse?

Any stream going on?

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>>14098760
>celestwi

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>>14098796
Your post makes no sense

>>14098808
Is this a trick question?

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>"Pray tell, may I be a mother figure also?"

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>>14098812

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>>14098810
Yes, because being with her sister is so much better, right?

>>14098830
Hm, is a big sisterly figure acceptable?

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>>14098846
Rarity or AJ?

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>>14098812
Ponies facing front is still the weirdest thing. Their eyes, I mean.
Aside from being huge they'd have to wrap around the head

>>14098830
>She will never tut-tut as you slouch and generally act unladylike
>She will never instruct you on proper manners

These threads are taking me down strange paths of self-discovery that I'm not sure I'm comfortable exploring in this context.

>>14098855
No, I mean, Luna as a big sister. That would be cool.

>>14098860
Do you want to be a princess?

>>14098877
good night xj9

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>>14098846
I think Celestia has every "big" position filled out.

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>>14098856
Imagine there contact lenses. They could use them as ashtrays.

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>>14098885
Probably.

>>14098856
Poni doesn't work in 3D. It's uncanny.

>>14098902
>there

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU UNEDUCATED FUCK

>>14098899
>+¬£U¥TªªÊIC
what

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princess feet

Pony says that she masturbates

>>14098812
>>14098856
>>14098924
pony deeply loves you and is staring into your eyes

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>>14098944
b-but
>>14098929

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>>14098924

>>14098944
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3S5KNL6_wk

>>14098943
That's actually a mature looking face. Wish there were more like these.

>>14098954
>Poni doesn't work in 3D
Myth busted

>>14098943
Luna really needs to buy clothes that fit her.

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>>14098944

>>14098924
That's because a bunch of lazy idiots decided to copy-paste some faggots first attempt at Source ponies.
That way barely anyone tried to make new ponies in 3D anymore and only decided to use those cringeworthy, unappeasing models.

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>>14098954

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>>14098954

Pony is in the last vidya you played.
What happens to pony

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>>14098931

>>14098979
pony is CJ in the zombie apocalypse

>>14098966
>Implying
Ill-fitting clothes are the best

>gf buys clothes that don't fit her
>loses weight
>They fit now
>But not in the bust
>Wears super lewd shirts around the house because she can't wear them out

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>>14098974

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>>14098954

>>14098979
Pony gets infected with the c-virus and becomes a hideous monstrosity with a chainsaw

>>14098979
Pony goes very VERY FAST

it's called haunch

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>>14098979
Megaman defeats pony and gets their power.

>>14098979
Pony drops trough trapdoor to a basement in which is a lot of frightening monsters attacking her and she cries a lot.

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>>14098979
She already is and she is really annoying in this game.

>>14098979
>rogue legacy
Twilight - Archmage
Shit at the beginning, most overpowered class end game by far, especially with a certain spell. She's gonna be okay.
Rarity - Spellsword
Overpowered no matter what. She wins
Dash - Ninja
Overpowered at the beginning, pretty balanced during endgame. She's gonna be okay.
Pinkie - Assassin
Shit at the beginning, a bit overpowered at the end. Can win, don't really know.
AJ - Paladin or Barbarian Queen
Balanced all the game. She has a fair chance to win.
Fluttershy - I have no idea
I mean the only class related related to animals is the one you get after buying the Bestiality upgrade but that's half dragon... so yeah. And even so it's by far the most complete shit class in the game.

All in all pony is safe.

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>>14098998
H-hello
Do you come under this blanket often?

>>14098998
No

Rarity isn't for cute

Rarity is for sexy.

>>14098979
She's either captured by Valentine to be experimented on, or she wises the fuck up, beats her opponents and acquires the Skull Heart

>>14099031
>there will never be a situation where I can use that line

pony is close
pony is gonna
is gonna

>>14099043
MAKE IT YOUR LIFE GOAL

pony shat herself

>>14099046
Palcomix pls

>>14099046
Oh god you booped all over me.

So besides EqD and DHN what other pony news websites are there?

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I just had sex

It was pretty awesome

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>>14099062
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go/

>>14099065
It was good for me, too.

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>>14098981
>Posting "u mad"
>Thinks no one else can see how retarded you actually
>Instead of going back to get your GED, you stay at home posting on mlpg
>Eventually parents get sick of your shit and kick you out
>After friends kick you out you live on the street
>Start to suck dick for quarters to pay for you meth addiction
>Start talking to imaginary ponies every night while you're cracked out of you mind
>Eventually die due to infection of the anus because you took too many meth related sharpened sticks to your own prostate

IF YOU ONLY LISTENED ANON

>>14098979
>Hotline Miami
Well, hopefully pony doesn't get murdered.

>>14099031
That image gets me every single time.

>>14099065
You cheating whore. I TRUSTED YOU TWILIGHT. WE WERE MARRIED

>>14099071
I'll say
You made a mess of the bed
It's all sticky now

>>14099065
Best 30 seconds of your life?

>>14098979
The Stanley Parable
Something similar to Rainbow Dash presents.

>>14098979
Pony is undead and fights hollow ponies and is unusually fond of fire

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>>14099065

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>>14099041
Now I'm listening to the soundtrack again. This is all your fault, Anon.

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>>14098979
>Pony in TERA

Some things were simply never meant to be

>>14098979
>Papers Please

Pony has been selected for a random body search, please step back.

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>>14099091

>>14099084
I liked the foreplay better

>>14099104
Anon, I'm concerned about you.

>>14099104
My favorite ones were the blue door ending and the confusion one. I think there is something wrong with the escape pod ending because there's no narrator after you back out the doors and the screen goes wonky after you see the pod. Also, did you know it is possible to get a broom closet ending? Just start the door for the stairs and back out. You'll be trapped in there.

>>14099128
Don't worry, I was just quoting part of the game.

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>>14099108

>>14099101
>there will never be a pony version of that gif

>>14099139
I was also paraphrasing.

Did you get outside the window?

>>14099146
It's really pony's own fault for not having fingers.

>>14099133
The saddest ending was the happy room.

Especially if you kept going back out when the Narrator got concerned.

He just wanted to be happy. But he doesn't think he can believe that you'll let him anymore.

Don't you fuckers spoil that shit for me
I don't have access to a PC for weeks

>>14099161
SPOILERS: YOU ARE NOT STANLEY

DOUBLE SPOILERS: YOU ARE STANLEY

How long is the Stanley Parable?
Worth buying? I loved the first one

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>>14099121

>>14099170
Depends. Completely blind, it could take you ~3-5 hours to find all the different paths and secrets and you still probably wouldn't see all the variations.

With a guide, you could probably see everything in 2 hours or less.

It's all about the experience and the narration. You might could wait for a sale to have it drop below $12 though. Up to you.

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>>14099172
I'm going to fuck your butt, Fluttershy.

>>14099154
That and when he begged when you see yourself before the first choice on the credits ending.
>>14099170
Not very. It's just an interactive story. I'm a fan of meta and fourth wall humor, so I liked it. What I'm hoping for is that there will be updates and he'll sneak in new content and not tell anybody.

So have we discussed alicorn fluttershy?

https://twitter.com/M_A_Larson/status/391392143383613441

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>>14099182
Okay...

you don't even like ponies

>>14099184
I hope they do something with the escape pod. It's... a fine uneasy ending, I suppose, but it's kind of boring and it just ends abruptly.

Is it normal for pubes to grow half way up the underside of my cock?

>>14099196
I think it's glitched.

>>14099192
I'm already resigned to them making the Princesses of Harmony. They started out with a Sailor Moonish premise, and all the Sailor Scouts did turn out to be Princesses in the end.

Trough a freak accident you are now Celestia.
What do?

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>>14099207
Orbit anon's dick.

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>>14099192
>https://twitter.com/M_A_Larson/status/391392143383613441

>>14099207
fulfill my freudian duties

>>14099207
Collapse under the pressure of Celestia's life and my innate self-worthlessness.
Then probably masturbate.

>>14099207
Get fisted

>>14099204
I noticed that as soon as you back out of the door, it cuts off all narration completely. He doesn't finish his little spiel, and you can even go through the window and the pop-up appears, but still no speech.

But anyway, it would be pretty rad if they, like, did a 300 MB patch and didn't have any notes, and nothing changed, and then later pushed a 0 KB patch that unlocked the content later.

>>14099192
>one pony ascends to alicorn a season
>mlp goes on for another 5 seasons

oh jesus

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>>14099194
But I love ponies.

>>14099207
Freak out.
After calming down cal Luna and tell her. Ask her if she can take over till we find out a way to fix this. If not get all the history and politic books that exist and start reading.
Call Twilight and her friends and ask them to find a way to fix it with the Elements or something.

If this also fails call in Discord for help.
Also freak out even more.

>>14099207
Do my best to live up to the expectations of my new subjects and give them a gentle, guiding hand through their lives.

Then use my phenomenal cosmic power to bring a poor Anon through to poneland and motherly dominate him until he's a whimpering husk, clinging to my leg and asking momma to forgive him for whatever he did last

I'm calling my psych, I need help.

>>14099207
call upon my harem of fillies, mares, colts and stallions to pleasure me

>>14099224
One pony a season? Why wouldn't they just do a group coronation?

>>14099207
Get pregnant ASAP

>>14099236
>the other five become alicorns at the same time
>twilight becomes a super alicorn

>>14099207
Demand the prettiest dress in the land then proceed to show it off in town.

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>>14099251

>>14099246
twilightwillnotoutliveherfriends.jpg

>>14099263
YOUR FACE will not outlive your friends

>>14099268
>taking two zebra dicks at once

>>14099273
>not taking two zebra dicks at once

>>14099217
If you type -dev into the lauch options, it tells you that there are files missing when you try to do that ending. Verify your files and it says three are missing. But it never fixes. After you play, those three are missing again.

>>14099227
After months of research and somehow you not fucking Equestria over Luna and Twilight found a solution to fix this. But unfortunately that would kill you.
Discord also makes you an offer. He fixes everything and you get to live but you'll just be a voice in Celestia's head. You'll still be you and all of that but have no control. Also there might be some tiny unforeseen consequences.
What do you choose?

>>14099253
Rarity is summoned and makes you the prettiest dress in all of Eqeustria. Some lesser creatures get blinded by your prettiness.
Unfortunately the Griffon King, who isn't very bright, hears of this and demands a pretty dress that rivals your own.
He tehn challenges you to a Most Pretty Leader contest.

Would you a pony if you were a loli?

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>>14099241
You're weird.

>>14099285
ESPECIALLY I were a loli

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>>14099286
Why is that pony so angry?

>>14099293
hormones

I'm currently naked, MLPG

>>14099312
Are you at least under a blanket like I am?
Are you a giiiiiirl?

>>14099293
I'd be nervous too if Celestia started to get all close and playful with me.

Pony says it's going to be so special
Pony is looking forward to her one on one time with the princess

>>14099312
Are you implying people can pony with pants on?

>>14099323
That's Luna.

http://i.imgur.com/l0IJzhi.jpg

>>14099322
No
It's really hot
I'm a bottom if that helps

>>14099331
...oops

>>14099199
Yes, if you were circumsized, they cut some of the skin off, and dragged the remaining skin upwards, so that hair is meant to be somewhere else

Would pony like me if I was like a maid? Wahs the dishes, vacuum the house you know keep it clean and tidy while pony worked.

>>14099332
And here, we see the male reproductive organ of a equus quagga. Notice the long length. It helps to deliver the spermatozoa deep into the vagina and to help compensate for quadrupedal mounting. Nature likes to evolve and compensate for situations. We can all learn a valuable lesson from this picture. Thank you.

>>14099355
Do ponies like Spike?

>>14099364
...Twilight and rarity do.

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>>14099292
unf

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What if changeling tried to transform into full alicorn?

>>14099390
beb

>>14099286
What? Is Luna barren?

>>14099409
She can't grasp having a baby without a husband.

>>14099390
I'd whoop his ass for trying something like that, that pathetic worker drone, and my headcanon is that only the Queen can turn into alicroms

>>14099414
Sweetie Belle, you stupid girl! You're much too plain! You're no good for a noble girl like her!! It would never work out!

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>>14099425
>Implying

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, a rap god.

pony kissing pony while sharing a sugar cube

>>14099434
I smoke a lot of weed, my mom says i'm a bad boy, my friends is all i need, my dad told me to get a job.

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I want an episode of mane 6 fighting their exact opposites in powers. Maybe level 2 changelings.

>>14098979

>pokemon x and y

I will play with her in amie until I die from lack of nutrition.

Seriously it's so cute. Heliolisk does a little dance when you pet it.

>>14098760
i wish someone would color twilights front leg correctly, the one that's touching celestias chest but has been made white

>>14099462

How do you know it's not Celestia's throbbing marecock?

>>14099433
Trust me, you're much better off without her

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>>14099492
I don't trust you

>>14099498
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, NOW DO WHAT I SAY!

>>14099487
Doraemon > FiM

>>14099514
Your mother's face < FiM

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>>14099510
No

>>14098994
unf

>>14099523
Well fuck you. You'll see what you get for not listening to me!!

Pokemon are some narcissistic bastards. They just say their own name all day

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>>14099514
It's not hard to find better things that FIM. But it's still very good!

Stream.

>>14099549
U WOT M8??

>>14099554
nah

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>>14099144
Ok, so the messed up aspect ratio in this picture was really upsetting my autism and I had to fix it. I'm sorry.

>>14099555
>2013
>Not knowing about Ctrl+print scren+$

Jesus, Grandma, it's not that hard to keep up with the times, is it?

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>>14099251
>>14099260

>>14099554
never!

You broken so many laws and committed so many crimes pony doesn't even know where to begin. Point is you're getting the worst punishment possible.
A night with Luna.

>>14099584
I'm making a ponies please animation but i kinda wish i was making it into a real game instead of a "what it would be like".

>>14099593
what the safeword?

>>14099589
You do know they stole that pony right?

>>14099593
Why is it the worst punishment? What will she do, drag me in ponies' dreams?

>>14099582

Jokes on you guys it's opposite day.

Let's have that stream then,

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>>14099549
Call me autistic if you must but ive still only found Gravity Falls better than FiM

>>14099603

No, they cannot steal that pony.

>>14099608
autistic

Pony ate all of your chocolate.

Whoopee
Whoopee

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>>14099608
Why the heck would I call you autistic?

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>>14099614

>>14099604
No one really knows.
Very few ponies survived and those who survived started crying for a while before entering in a catatonic state for a day when asked about it.

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>>14099620
Dunno
People just seem fond of doing that

35 days!

Git hype!

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>>14099628
They are most surely crazy. Don't bother with them.

What if Princess Twilight is just a megavolution?

yknow, temporary?

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Oh my!

>>14099629
git: 'hype' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
grep

>>14099641
Apply the same theory to your own face

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>>14099645
>cadence's expression
hehehe

>>14099649

Your mom was applied to my face last night.

>>14099645
You know there was this fanfic that had a strange headcanon for Twilight.
She ain't a virgin. She probably had the most sex out of the main six. But she didn't care about it. When she was horny she just got a colt to fuck her and then back to her studies with no more distractions.

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>>14099654
Oooo
Tell me all about it

>>14099645

>some shitty oc

ugh.

>>14099647
Shit man, I don't know Java

I'm just trying to watch some ponies

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>>14099647
git add hype
git commit
git push 4chan.org:mlp mlpg

>>14099674
But that's not an OC!
That's... Happysun HeartMusicnote! Don't you recognize him?

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>>14099677
You're alright in my book, anon.

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>>14099674

>shitty oc

Granted, sticking OCs into stuff that has mostly canon characters can be annoying just on principle, but that one is pretty much background pony tier. Single coat color, single mane color, simple mane style and simple cutie mark. You could hide that one in a crowd of background ponies and have trouble picking it out. I would dare say that is exactly the right kind of OC

>>14099683
Good Twilight. Gnaw them off.

Redeem yourself.

>>14099703
That dog is too heavy.

>>14099703
>literally just finished reading the story based on that pic based on LKs fic

LKs fic was way better

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>>14099677
>git
>Shit man, I don't know Java

>>14099711
Big surprise

>>14099714
BASIC then, whatever

I ain't no nerd

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>>14099723
You continue to impress

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>>14099723
>git
>Part of a programming language

Can someone post the "mlpg truth" screencap that was then adapted to "mlpg a thread should be"? I can't find it.

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How many of your friends are girls, Anon?

>>14099745
...Most of them. That's not strange right?

Which pony farts the most buttfarts out of her farty butt?

>>14099745
4

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>>14099723
Oh you~

>>14099730
>>14099731
um...

German?

Quit yellin' at me!

>>14099745

>friends.

>>14099745
19 bitches bro
Most of them edgy cunts

>>14099745
All one of them.

>>14099745
2 out of 5.

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>>14099760

>>14099764
>edgy cunts
>not sick cunts

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>>14099745
A few.

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>>14099745
I don't have friends

>>14099771
No no bro.
They edgy as fuck.
Like emo edgy

>>14099772
well of course she's got more books than friends, she lives in a fucking library. I don't think she could ever have as many friends as the books she has.

>>14099745
3
actually 7, but only 3 of them would hang out with me in public well, those are not really friends then, I guess

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>>14099745
>friends

>>14099772
Are there any versions of that poster that say something about Asperger's?

I don't feel quite bad about myself today and I know that'll come back to bite me eventually so I have to make myself feel bad about my behavioural disability to balance out the universe.

>>14099771

>sick cunt
>a vagina that sneezes mucous and vomits constantly.

Sounds pretty normal.

>>14099776
> being friends with emo edgy cunts
wherefore

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>>14099775
If you had any friends they'd all be pretending anyway, I would know

>>14099745
All of them

I'm bisexual if that makes a difference
>tfw all my friends are girls
>Flirt with them all the time
>tfw make new female friends
>Flirt with them because that's what I do
>End up dating a whole bunch of them

>Beta as fuck around cute guys I know to be gay
I think I'm broken

>>14099803
[blogging loudly]

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>>14099802
I've had those.

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>>14099802
I guess my "friends" were pretending too, until they found out about my autism and abandoned me.

>>14099805
Twilight asked me though

>>14099799
Long story short I make friends with everyone

>>14099807
>twolot will never be this cute again

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>>14099805
>Singles out the guy that's romantically successful

>>14099819
well, that's always good. Do you tap them on the shoulder ans ask them "hey, do you wanna be my friend?"

>>14099825
no

>>14099823
>singles out the gay one
>>14099831
there was a wolf fursuiter in bronycon 2013 who was like that.

>>14099812
That's what you get for trying to get people to play Minecraft with you.
I still love you, though.

>>14099839
>Wolf fursuiter
Oh god tell my more

>>14099796
How about I just do it?

That's so "Anon who has more Asperger's than friends."

Think that's mean? How do you think "that's so gay" sounds? Hurtful. So, knock it off.

Now imagine that in all-caps yellow Helvetica in front of a black-and-white picture of a crying man in a fedora or something.

I only define friends as people that will spend time with me outside of group gatherings or school and work

I've got 2
One's my girlfriend
The other is a girl I've known for years

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>>14099839
>there was a wolf fursuiter in bronycon 2013 who was like that.
So you met Nanaki?

cargo shorts = fine

cargo shorts plus graphic tee plus fedora plus socks-n-sandals = not okay

>>14099845
here, have this handy vide-
I CAN'T FIND IT

>>14099870
cargo shorts = awful

cargo shorts plus graphic tee plus fedora plus socks-n-sandals = really really awful no friends or women forever

>>14099874
YOU HAD ONE JOB DAMN IT

>>14099844
I don't even play Minecraft. I tried it once during beta right before it got released and I got bored.

>>14099858
Meh, I already know I don't have any friends

Say something that'll really sting

so hey isn't comic-con soon?

will there be horse cartoon news?

>>14099870
>socks-n-sandals
I don't understand the problem with this.

>>14099881
CURSE YOU CCLEANER
CURSE YOU

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>tfw almost done with the semester

>>14099889
Its no good bro.
It makes you look like a douche

>>14099890
>erasing browsing history
>ever

>>14099864
>tfw no friends
I am now Starswirl the Bearded. Unless I count internet friends

>>14099888
It happened a couple days ago, no horse news.

>>14099881
FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaA8LfB5Ips

>>14099898
That makes no sense.
If you successfully manage to get irritated because you don't like socks in sandal, i'd say you're the douche.

>>14099906
I've never been able to keep internet friends.

It's just so much of a chore to log into IRC every day.

>>14099683
>push 4chan
4chan is a root repositiry retard

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>>14099907
And I'm guessing no S3 poster.

Thanks Obama.

>>14099915

>it makes no sense

Just like putting socks in sandals.

It's like wearing pants under shorts.

>>14099908
Thank you based ano

>>14099884
Very understandable.

The first thing I did in Minecraft was make a tower out of dirt so I could find my way back to my base if I got lost

It ended up looking like a giant black penis.

Then I tried making a castle on a hill but I got bored flattening the hill...

http://bloominrose.tumblr.com/

OHSHIT

>>14099922
There was one actually, I'm not 100% sure it's official but it features all the OCs of the staff instead of the show characters.

>>14099922

How many characters did S3 introduce?

I'm worried I can count them on one hand.

>>14099934
tumblr in general isn't working

>>14099915
the point is that when you dress to go outside, you try to maximize the probabilities not to be laughed at and at the same time the probabilities to look good. let's say X is socks and Y is sandals
Let's say that X has a value of 0 since you don't go around in socks and Y has a value of 1, while barefoot(Z) has a value of 3.
If you put Y, you have a cloth factor of 1, which is presentable.
If you put Xand Y together you multiply 1 by 0 thus getting 0 on the cloth factor, which is not presentable. Hell even barefoot is better than that.

Do you now understand?

>>14099908
Good lord...