>>14094571
I hope we do makeovers

>you will never lay eggs inside Saine

http://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.html

WHEN WILL THERE BE DICKS?

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>>14094587
No.

I thought this was a "sleep naked" sleepover

OK MLPG. You can go to Equestria

But the cost is actually do now have severe low functioning autism

>>14094604
Thank fuck that I don't have to see the shit anymore.

>>14094611
you can literally die from that if somebody isn't caring from you, like that girl from American Horror Story

>>14094606
That's what you said last time, too
Nobody ever does those, we don't understand how you keep making that mistake

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>>14094606
>PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

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>>14094601

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>>14094283
>this will never be your life

>>14094587
Cutiemark Crusader monster movie makers yay!

>>14094641
look at that sad little walk that Pinkie does
that's adorable, way better than hoping

>>14094641
Pls
>pone will never snuggle you like that

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>>14094638
oh calm down, I bet a naked sleepover would be fun!
Don't you want to take off that crown and collar and relax?

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>>14094630
Me neither~

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>14094169

>>14094571
Spike: "Soooo...what did it say?"

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>>14094682
why is she so cute lately

>tfw only one artist draws your fetish

Pony is anti-drug
Pony is anti-drug
Pony is pro-hug
Pony is pro-hug

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>>14094684
Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding!

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>>14094682

>>14094706
>lately

>>14094706
She is going to be our girl in cute quest!

>>14094706
>lately

She's ALWAYS cute.

>>14094684
boys are gross_________________________
_____________

>>14094714
hugs are drugs

>>14094571
>The ponies all invite you to a big super fun super sleep over at Twilight's
>All you pony buddies will be there
>You arrive with a sleeping bag, flannel pajamas, a big thing of candy to share, some of your favorite games, some money in case you all order pizza
>And of course your treasured stuff animal, Mr. Snugglebottoms!
>Twilight greets you inside and you all have a blast
>Hours later things are winding down and you all may not be going to bed you are all certainly relaxing, so you pull out Mr. Snugglebottoms
>"...Is that a freaking stuffed animal?"
>"Oh. Em. Ge. I is a stuffed animal!"
>"What are you, three years old?"
>"Faggot."
>"Ugh, I told you not to invite him!"
>"Lets tie him into his sleeping bad and rip it apart as he watches!"
>"YEAH!"

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>>14094714

>>14094721

Is it bad that I like Silver Spoon without her big glasses on?

>>14094738
>"Lets tie him into his sleeping bad and rip it apart as he watches!"
Were they talking about ripping me apart?

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It's okay, you can pretend she's a diamond dog or something.

>>14094732
No they're not, they're hugs.
>>14094747
>I'm totally not doing the same thing by posting ponies doing drugs!
>Look ma, I'm condescending on the internet!

http://derpiboo.ru/357365?scope=scpe7f0ee3e79ddbfd8bc9a2e721729f6bf866ae7f2b

>>14094738

I'll take all you cunts on.

>>14094764
>dog
>futa

Fucking disgusting
Now get back the fuck out of here, Nanaki.

>>14094756
They're talking about the bear. Why would they refer to you as an "it"? That would be very rude of them.

>drug stuff again

uh oh. Bet armoranon will show up too.

>>14094764

Source?

so I finally got my high end PC working

what games does MLPG play

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>>14094738

>>14094773
That tongue is stupid and impossible.

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>>14094774
>I'll take all YOUR cunts on.
FTFY

>>14094794
Remember, spamming threads is a violation of >>>/global/rules/10 and should be reported as such!

>>14094717
http://youtu.be/K_4F0ncI1io?t=8s

>>14094794
/\bpothead\b/i stub:no;

it really does make things better

http://i.imgur.com/DVjzJ58.jpg

I want to get a blowjob from Rainbow Dash while she looks up at me with those beautiful eyes as I drain my balls down her throat

>>14094808
Doom 2

http://derpiboo.ru/330726?scope=scpe995055da109e12330c8a110ac088dd71ece737ea

Smoking pot and jacking off to ponies is the best, you should try it at least once before you die.

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>>14094786

>>14094846
You should die right now, it'd make the general better.

>>14094817
I've stopped reporting ever since captcha was added to it.

Aint nobody got time for that.

http://derpiboo.ru/342271?scope=scpe995055da109e12330c8a110ac088dd71ece737ea

>>14094811
I always thought this was dumb

>>14094808
war themed hat simulators

awesomenauts

SS13

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>>14094794
>living in fear of shiposters
absolutely fucking disgusting, you shouldn't tiptoe around and babbysit these volatile motherfuckers. You post what you want, what the fuck is he gonna do? Call the cops?

>>14094840
unf unf

unf unf

unf

>>14094868
you have abysmal taste in games.

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>>14094857
>being a poorfag

>>14094838
Here's some ones that look nice on a high end rig:

Arkham City
Far Cry 3
Metro 2033
Skyrim(with mods)
Mass Effect 2 + 3(with high res texture packs)
The Witcher 2
Crysis

>>14094857
>not having a pass
Have you considered waiting until he's posted like 5 or 10 and reporting them all at once?

>>14094756
No they are ripping your cherished child hood relic and forcing you to watch.

You know. What if ponies were jerk?

>Rainbow Dash gets your attention
>"Hey Anon, whats it taste like?"
>"What's what taste like?"
>"The ground!"
>She shoves you hard
>You step and fall over backwards. Pinkie Pie was standing behind you so you'd fall!

>>14094877
http://mlpg.co/v/index.html

take it up here

other games are played too

>>14094878
Why is that pony dressed as a mango?

>>14094900
but I did
they responded with silence
so I'm here with all my pone

>>14094825
I prefer feet but Dash really does have some gorgeous eyes.

http://i.imgur.com/x5CpRox.gif

>>14094808
I play a lot of Dota 2

But MLPG is too scrub lord to play, let alone form a team

>>14094916
you have an even more abysmal taste in games

>>14094871
>living in fear

Nah Im amused by the antics that happen in here. I get just as much enjoyment from people being mad at each other as anything else we do in here.

>>14094878
I've wasted money on worse, its just a matter of principle to me. its odd yeah but whatever.

Also mango pone is cute.

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>>14094911
Cadence is prettier and sexier

>>14094905
Because they're a sign of love in India.

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>>14094922
oh god you are the one that hates on anything remotely popular aren't you?

>>14094905
I think it's an injoke from the batpony threads

or maybe it's just equestria prevails being silly

>>14094937
Is not mango pone is bat pone wearing a mango costume.

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>>14094937
>just as much enjoyment
I only feel pity that you subjected yourself into a false sense of allurement.

B-bark!

>>14094922
Oh I'm sorry, lets play a game more your speed.

Here you go, Legos! And there edible too, so when you shove them up your nose as you tend to do it wont be such a hassle

>>14094897
>What if ponies were jerk?

Please.

Ponies' definition of "jerk" is playground shit compared to humans'.

>"Hey Dash - thanks for the belt!"
>You shaved off her tail while she slept and wove it into a stylish belt
>You wear it once, then throw it out.

>>14094951
Then she is wearing mango pone's uniform.

>>14094947
Does that mean it loves me?

>>14094948
no, I hate on terrible games that ruined strategy gaming in general.

inb4 >>>/v/

>>14094840
>that one with Scootaloo
unf

>you will never be pony's salt lick.

>>14094954
>false sense

Based on what?

>>14094966
I dont think you know what strategy gaming is

If anything, Dota 2 and games like it are tactical, not strategic

Responsible recreational use of marijuana is a healthy and normal life decision for successful adults and business professionals. Many cannabanoids present in marijuana are currently being used to treat medical conditions or being researched for further uses, like encouraging neurogenesis in brain damaged individuals or causing the death of cancer cells.

http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/3/440479__safe_solo_sleeping_source+needed_cloudchaser_sitting_drugs_couch_stormwalker_drooling_high_weed_artist-colon-herny_bong.jpg

>>14094980
>Anon I'm hungry make the salty stuff come out
>"It doesn't just come out on its own you know, Dash"

>>14094985
Based on me calling your bluff.

>you will never knead your waifu's stress and fatigue away with a massage after a long workout session

>>14094958
TALKIN SHIT ABOUT LEGOS?!

>>14094980
>Humans actually do have very salty skin
>A lot of animals like to lick humans because of that
>Pony just comes up you and licks your arm a little
>You dont even know them!

>>14094980
They suck on your cockhead like a pacifier so much that you get sore, and they chase you around all day trying to get their fix

>>14094999
Can we go in the steam and sauna together too?

>>14094997
>calling your bluff

Ya lost me.

>>14094999
>your waifu will brusquely brush you off, saying she's going out for a hay smoothie

>>14094991
That's cool but it has nothing to do with ponies and I know for a fact you're only posting it to spur on that armor shitposter.

So kindly fuck off.

>>14094965
No.

She's messing with you because she knows you like her.

She thinks you're a loser and a dork.

>>14094897
>anon is autistic and prone to fits of rage
>almost kills pinkie pie before twilight tries to subdue him with magic
>anon, being autistic, is so disconnected from friendship and the wonders of life that he's a null
>by the time he calms down all of equestria is in ruins
>he lays down and tries not to cry
>thinks about killing himself
>one pony, battered and bleeding, walks up to him
>"I forgive you"
>"NOT! NERD!"
>last pony dies
>MLP is canceled
>ride ends
>everyone goes home
>anon is elevated to daemon status by khorne and forced to lament his sin for all eternity, the tattered souls of the ponies he killed everywhere he looks in the warp

Fuck off faggot potscummer

>>14095015
I won.

>>14094999
>>14094999
http://i.imgur.com/Dkm0nLH.jpg

I'd date teh spa twins just for the massages, getting the knots worked out of your back and your spine popped feels orgasmic.

>>14094980
Jokes on you I have a pony that does that.


No I don't fuck it.

>>14094988
>Warcraft 3
>pure strategy game
>one faggot makes Defense of the Ancients
>all the brazilian kids start to play it like their life depended on it
>Warcraft 3 portal is literally nothing but DotA 24/7, all other maps are completely nonexistant
>gets popular and launches a whole new genre, by fuckwads, for fuckwads

I can never stop hating it.

Your degenerate isn't wanted here

>>14095020
Joke's on you, pot is good for you

>>14094991
And then you take all that goodness and abuse it by wasting your life as a psychologically addicted stoner.

At least you're not killing your liver.

>>14095023

Because you used aimbot, cheater.

>>14095037
brokenenglishanon pls go

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>>14095006
That could lead to some awkward situations.

>>14095020
Holding a grudge against an herb that could possibly save your life at some point, especially later age is very 17th century of you.

>>14095006
>you will never have ponies licking you almost constantly
>you will never have ponies asking you why you wear clothes all the time, as it's making you harder to lick

Your an drugged out abomination upon mankind

>>14095035
>>gets popular and launches a whole new genre, by fuckwads, for fuckwads

Ah well clearly you've done your objective research without any form of bias

>>14095053
Die cis scum

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>You will never have a cute little tooty pony booty

>>14095035
I miss Warcraft 3, I can't play it on my monitor because it can't stretch to 1920x1080 properly

Fucking Blizzard...

>>14095006
How can I make my skin less salty?

>>14095046
Recreational use and responsible use are very different things. And I'd wager you're psychologically addicted to sedentary activities like the internet, movies, TV, or video games. Spending many hours a day sitting down is one of the most unhealthy things you can possibly do, worse than having a 2 pack a day habit.

>>14095018
Will she at least let me pet her?

>>14095070
There's nothing to miss. It got killed by DOTA, and it will probably never recover

>>14095079
I hear lots of physical activity makes you good and sweaty and washes the salt right away

>>14095035

The fucktardery actually started earlier than that. Starcraft started the ASSFAGGOTS genre with Aeon of Strife.

Why won't the potheads leave, MLPG?

>>14095027
There needs to be more art of them, they get my dick stiff

>>14095066
I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS

>>14095082
>sitting eleven hours a day for work
>come home and fuck around on 4chan until I go to sleep
>stopped going to the gym months ago

am I going to die

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last one for today

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pony should pose for pictures

>>14095082
I'm not addicted, I'm doing this for the good of society.

I am so deformed and insane that there is literally nothing else I can do without ruining peoples day by being visible. I can't really run without collapsing in pain from my mildly fucked up, weak, misaligned bones. I can't be near people without flying into a fit of rage because they're doing something I hate.

Do you really want me to go outside?

>>14095100
Because most Americans use marijuana and it turns up as a topic of conversation from time to time.

>>14095053
>Save my life
I'm not a pothed, faggot.

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>>14095111

>>14095114
those are very cute ponies

>>14095094
I forgot 'bout that shit.
Though it's more probable the W3 DOTA got it more popular, because it got officially bought and funded.

>>14095120
marijuana is a white persons drug

nearly every white guy the world over has done it.

>>14095111
Even if you go to the gym, spending nearly half the day sitting is horrible for you. Get up and move for a few minutes every half hour or so, you can even do some exercises in your chair.

>>14095118
Do you have osteoarthritis?

>>14095094
Honestly, when people actually seriously use the term ASSFAGGOTS straight, pretty much anything they say kinda flies out the window

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>>14095151

Would you like some cream?

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>>14095107
Rainbow Dash plz, use your indoor voice

>>14095118
You know what anon

You sound like you could use some weed

>>14095146
I think it's just that white people talk about it more. Especially people that grow it, they never shut the fuck up about it. At least they have a hobby they obviously enjoy a lot.

>>14095151
I enjoy dota 2 recreactionally and I used to play a decent amount of dota 1 back in the day and I still think ASSFAGGOTS is the best acronym for those types of games

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I can't.

>>14095151
I think its much better than MOBA. But game fans tend to be too serious to adopt something like assfaggots.

>>14095118
Yeah
Hopefully someone shanks you or something

>>14094999
>>14095011

>Rarity asks you to come to the spa with her
>"I dunno. I'm a guy. That seems kind of weird."
>"Nonsense, darling! It has nothing to do with masculinity! Why I'll have you know I saw Mr. Cake there last week getting a facial."
>You both look across the room of Sugar Cube Corner. Mr. Cake is on his tippy hooves on a stool, trying to shoo away a daddy long legs so he can get down.
>"....well, it will still be lots of fun, I promise you!"

>>14095151
the simple fact is that MOBA is incredibly undescriptive

on a related note:
>tfw SMNC is ded

>>14095120
> most Americans use marijuana
You're stupid or delusional anon.

>>14095172
He fits the criteria for medical cannabis in pretty much every state. They make special strains that don't get you very high but are excellent for pain relief. They also make CBD tinctures that don't get you high at all. If I was in chronic pain I'd probably go for the tincture because strains that relieve pain tend to be very sedating.

>>14095172
I value my body as a temple you fucking degenerate

>>14095196
I really liked the first one
I used to play it split screen on xbox with my roomate

good times

>>14095180
>>14095196
I agree that MOBA is a dumb term but it's really hard to take ASSFAGGOTS seriously.

It's obvious someone was trying way too hard.

>>14095210
He may also be deluding you

>>14095210
You ever read the news? About 40% use it regularly and somewhere around 80% have at least tried it. It's been mainstream for a long time now.

>>14095175
>>14095180
Its the most shoe horned may may /v/ has concocted and spams the term like a mantra of I DONT LIKE THING

It's annoying

>>14095196
I'm not saying MOBA is better. Thats also a really forced term by League of Legends.

And nearly ALL fuckign game geners are descriptively vague. Real Time Strategy? That could mean anything

Fighting? You fight in a lot of games. And how is that different then a Beat'em Up? (I'm being rhetorical)

>not playing quake or UT

I'm disgusted by the number of drug users in MLPG, the amount of alcohol drinkers is already disparaging enough.

MLPG you're my only friends, please stop

Reminder that anti-drug straightedge shitposters and pothea shitposters are equally terrible and shouldn't be aknowledged
Now let's talk about the Main6's supet powers on that Superhero episode

thinking about it just gets me hard

http://i.imgur.com/nbHhzwe.jpg

>>14094999
>>14095011

>tfw no slow, gentle blow/hoofjob from Aloe and Lotus while you relax at the spa

>>14095253
Not to mention the catch all >Role-Playing Game

>>14095253
>Its the most shoe horned may may /v/ has concocted and spams the term like a mantra of I DONT LIKE THING

I guess I'm just strange for thinking playing a game genre called ASSFAGGOTS would be amusing as fuck.

>>14095245
Yeah, and according to the news marijuana turns people into psychotic murderers.
Either cite a source or stop trying to justify drug discussion and go back to talking about ponies.

>>14095272
I keep telling you to make a thread on horsefucking /v/ that says where I can get those games and which server to play on

I also keep suggesting xonotic because I already have that installed, but you keep shooting me down

>>14095275
Maybe you should try it once and then you can decide whether you hate it or not

also you should stop talking about it and start talking about how much you want to fuck the ponies

>>14095275
you're not my friend

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Discuss

>>14095302
Which server do you play on anon? We need to know if we've been literally shooting you down or not

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>>14095319
wing ponies best ponies, but land based ponies are okay too

>>14095312
I don't like the idea of altering my brain through drugs or alcohol so no, I wouldn't like it.

Is mlpg exploitation of artists?

>>14095275
I don't want to have anything to do with you
>having MLPG as your only friends
Who would've thought.

>>14095294
It is amusing.

But 90% of the time it's used as an insult to shit post whenever the subject comes up. And when you are criticizing a ASSFAGGOTS game or the genre and use the term, you look pretty biased and childish especially if all you are saying is ASSFAGGOTS

>>14095333
No

>>14095298
They were talking about the synthetic weed that you buy at the gas station.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWH-018

>>14095332
Altering your brain is kind of a pointless term, every time you play video games your brain releases large amounts of dopamine, you're altering your mind.

>>14095332
and most people don't like the idea of tiny colorful horses but some of them find they enjoy Friendship is Magic once they've given it a fair shake

>>14095319
Do you guys think Rarity might have a fear of flying and heights after the last time she had wings?

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>>14095118
day stoner in equestria
>twilight bro... its fine i can stop whenever i want. uuhhm i think its like not even bad for you. i smoked like every day back home and my life was great. the first time i ever smoked was with my brother then i realized i don't have a brother . that was some chronic ass dank
> anon you need to stop all you do is eat Cheetos and stare at the wall ... and what the heck is dank?!
>its a plant you smoke that makes you feel just great (cough cough)
> well anon you need to find a new vice or im going to have to report you to the gaurd

>>14095350
And synthetic weed can be deadly.

>>14095339
I'm one of those few people who dont think my word is law when it comes to which games are good or bad. So when I say assfaggots its usually tongue-in-cheek.

Much like how I always saw "horsefuckers".

>>14095328
I try to play on the Seattle Smokehouse server because it's usually the lowest pinging one for me, but it's also almost always empty

http://i.imgur.com/zmAWSnO.png

Sexy ponies, not drugs

just say no

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would you?

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G'night mulpug

>>14095366
"spice" or whatever is not weed at all
Synthetic weed is called Marinol and it's a prescription pill

grow up and use a grownup drug like liquor dude. come on. drink and hurt those around you. get in a car accident. turn some poor kid into a melted wax mannequin with your recklessness

>>14095350
No it doesn't, I don't really gain enjoyment from video games, I merely play them to play them.

When I was 5-12 this would most likely be true
>>14095352
You're comparing a cartoon show to drugs.

>>14095366
It won't kill you, but it's not good for you either. It's herbs sprayed with chemicals some crooked chemist cooked up in Chin. That's why people smoke regular pot.

>>14094806
https://e621.net/post/show/387334/

>>14095370
Just play on the esk minsta/ctf/hook server

>>14095392
It is like drugs, when people watch TV or do something they enjoy, their brain releases chemicals in a way similar to someone using drugs. Fun is a drug.

>>14095350
When you watch ponies you release a large amount of ponies into your body thus altering your mind.

>>14095407
>hook
but I don't wanna play with a hook
fine geez

>>14095370
get on it and hope some people from MLPG follow

>>14095388
Heroin is my favorite thing ever but it also happens to slowly destroy your life, so I don't do it anymore. You should watch ponies, maybe pleasure yourself to them or pretend that you have a pony girlfriend. Whatever floats your boat.

>>14095411
Thank god I don't have fun then.
I don't really care for fun either, it supersedes the actual quality of the product and people end up calling games like Call of Duty good because they're "fun".

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>>14095349
Great

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The national snuggle quota is not being met

will you do your part?

>>14095433
I remember once I convinced some anon to do heroine again after he was clean for a week.

MLPG used to be fun.

>>14095372
That's not sexy at all.
It's just sex-driven.

>>14095450
No this quota is bullshit
Who do I have to complain to?

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>>14095441
>Thank god I don't have fun then.

>>14095450
She is literally the best pegasi

>>14095453
Anyone who had a heroin habit doesn't need much convincing, just a convenient excuse to do it again, because it feels really really fucking good. Like cumming but it lasts way longer.

>>14095450

how do i snugel

>>14095424
done
lets rock

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>>14095473
yeah
well

you're literally the ugliest human

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>>14095463

I bet you'd take a crack at the horse princess eh guv?

>>14095479
What about cumming when on heroine?

http://i.imgur.com/AtKvR3c.jpg

How many buttcoins for the full treatment at the Equestria spa, includes teasing and orgasm denial while they berate you for being a pervert who wants to fuck ponies

>>14095500
but I am a pony princess

>>14095463
You must wait in line at the public affairs department

take a number

after that you must fill out your grievences in triplicate

You will be directed to the bureau of public health. There you will find, on the third floor of their manehatten office, fourth door to the left, the head of the department for cuddles.

You will most likely have to bribe him with the promise of an 18 hour hardcore hugging session

>>14095486
I want to kiss her eyes.

>>14095441
No.
You care for fun.
It's just easy to relay that you don't.

>>14095486
I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU WERE STILL MY FAVORITE PEGASUS BUT NO
FUCK YOU DASH
FLEETFOOT4LYFE

>>14090936 Was this at all talked about in the last thread?

>>14095433
>You should watch ponies, maybe pleasure yourself to them or pretend that you have a pony girlfriend.
This also happens to slowly destroy your life.

>>14095510
>while they berate you for being a pervert who wants to fuck ponies
unf

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Would you take pony on a long drive across the country

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>>14095363
> dont be a downer twilight. if it really bothers you that much ill find something else
>thatnk you anon i knew you would come arround.
>well im off to the everfree.
>what why would you go there its super dangerous . there are manticores there anon!
>i need to do a little mushroom hunting.
>why do you need mushrooms we have plenty of food here?
>these aren't your ordinary mushrooms twilight... they're magic!
>really!! twilight said excitedly.
>yep all you have to do is eat them then we will drink your pee.
> ewwe anon why would we do that?
>because twilight the only way to active ther magic is to dry them out or feed them to an anamal and drink their pee.
>thats disgusting anon . but if they are raly magic then we can give it a try

>>14095515
I choose not to fill the quota OR go appeal to the government

If those ponies want hugs they'll have to pry them from my cold dead arms

>>14095502
It's impossible. Opiates turn your dick numb, you can get hard but you can't cum, I've tried many many times to do it, but it just won't work no matter what you do. You can be in the middle of your ideal sexual fantasy and you won't cum. Longterm opiate use also reduces testosterone levels significantly.

>>14095522
Maybe.
Do you want to talk about it?

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>>14095522
not yet

[hype intensifies]

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>>14095521
but
but

>>14095557
I want to do this drug a lot less now.

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>>14095522
I don't think so.
We all kind of expected an episode like that, but it's nice to have some confirmation since she was shown flying at the end of MMC.

>>14095510

Why is Lord English engaging in lewd acts with horses

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>>14095571
Get out of my face, you filthy not Fleetfloot
It's over between us.

>The CMC all gather together in their club house for a sleepover
>Everything is shapping up to be a fun night of play and friendship
>"Hey girls, check out what I got!"
>Sweetie Belle looks around cautiously to make sure none of the older ponies are around and pulls out a large unlabeled bottle
>"What is it?"
>"I snuck some wine from Rarity's pantry when she wasnt looking!"
>"Oh sweet! I want some!"
>"But wait...isnt this kinda....wrong? I mean, you stole that from your sister and we probably sh-"
>The other two stick the bottle in Applebloom's talking mouth and tilt it back, chanting chug! Chug!
>She pulls back after a few heavy gulps, and a goofy smile slowly creeps across her face.
>"Oh wow!"
>Soon they each drink an equal portion and party about the room
>Applebloom is leaning against Scootloo for support
>"Scoo...HIC! Scoota...HIC! Scccop...HIC! You....you you you are my good friend and I want you to know that!"
>Scootaloo cant stop snort laughing
>"This pony! This pony right her!"
>Sweetie Belle is wandering around, hoof to her mouth, wobbling like shes on a boat in a storm.
>"I think I had too much...."
>Eventually the three of them crash into an impromptu pile on the floor, passed out yet giddy, the empty bottle discarded near by.
>It was just grape juice

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What if sex in Equestria isn't as enthralling as we humans chose it to be?

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>>14095569
[boop]

>>14095510
the best buttcoin story is easily that one dude who got heatstroke from having like ten computers mining in a small room on a hot day

he got permanent brain damage

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>>14095551
insert mushroom hunting montage
>anon and twilight have several pounds of shrooms
>twilight all you have to do is eat them then ill drink your urine.
>alright just dont try anything funny okay.
>insert rape scene

>>14095553
Our top news for this dreary october evening is the death of beloved Anonymous

he was found dead in his room earlier this week, but the authorities were only able to claim the body and confirm the death today after mobs of ponies had fought over hugging rights from him

He had severe cases of diabetus and several broken ribs

He is remembered by [INSERT WAIFU OF CHOICE AND DESIRED NUMBER OF CHILDREN HERE]

He will be missed

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>>14095602
then I would let Macintosh mount me all day erry day

>>14095518
>I care for fun.
Nope.
My trademark modus operandi is laziness upon strictness, I don't play video games to have fun, I just play them to play them.

I don't know why people make out not having fun to be a bad thing.

>>14095613
the CMC are rushing your point with the concheror, buff banner and battalion's backup

what do?

>>14095522
So the Hub released a vauge small sketch on Twitter.

I mean, I'm excited about Twilight taking flying lessons from Dash, but I dont know what more we can go over just from this pic.

Other then show once again Twilight is a huge nerdlinger

>>14095566
Well It's been awhile since we've talked about Flying lessons for Twi so Whynaut?

>>14095642
We can still probably expect her to be taking lessons from Fluttershy in the same episode.

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>>14095638
Throw piss at them

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>>14095628
>games are not supposed to be fun
/v/ please

PLEASE

>>14095628
It's not a bad thing.
I'm just calling you bluff on it. Because claiming you don't care about something takes guts and an actual conviction to prove it's true. It's not something you just say and everyone would easily believe you.
<tl;dr> you're full of shit right now.

Im so bored and tired on a friday night
I wish I had friends to hang out with
and money to sepnd

>>14095638
Backstab all three

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>>14095548
I've got something long I'd like to drive into pony

>>14095530
It appeals to me not so much because I'm into femdom, but more so that the idea of hearing filthy things like that come out of an innocent looking, doe-eyed pony is extremely arousing

>>14095650
well that partially nullifies the backup

but the banner and conch are still gonna leave you in a world of pain

>>14095648
I want to see some of the other princesses flying, though it likely wont happen.

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>"I gained Alicornhood!"
>"... but at what cost? ..."

>>14095648
And again I still hope it will be along the lines of Dash's lessons are TOO EXTREME, LOOPTY LOOPS ON FIRE, BUNCH A BEAR WHILE FLYING

And Fluttershy will be TOO SOFT, LETS DO SOME SAFETY STRETCHES FORTHE FIRST OUR, OH NO ITS A FLOCK OF BUTTERFLIES WE SHOULDNT GET IN THEIR WAY, ITS AWFULLY CLOUDY, LETS JUST WANT THE REST OF THE WAY

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>>14095666

>>14095680
You can't be an alicorn without a horn

>>14095680
>"... but at what cost? ..."
the tears of every man child.

>>14095656
>UPS tried to deliver my 3ds today
>"The apartment number is missing or is incorrect. UPS is attempting to obtain this information. / The address has been corrected. The delivery has been rescheduled."

fuck you, ups
I wanted to pokemons

http://i.imgur.com/1roQWvi.jpg

I like Andrea's feet

>>14095697
She is cuter without a horn anyway.

>>14095676
Sure it will

When pigs fly!Ya know, cause on account of Celestia being a huge tub

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So when are we getting an episode where Pinkie Pie doesn't act like she's the fucking Deadpool?

>>14095713
too many pinkies

magic duel

>>14095712
Celestia has flown before, kinda.

>>14095713
S-shut up!

Pinkie Pie isnt that bad!

Right?

What acts as an aphrodisiac to ponies? Would you give a pretty mare some and tell her that she has to suck you off before you'll fuck her and quench the burning heat in her loins?

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>>14095727
she's flown several times

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>>14095705

>>14095734
They say my dick is a pretty good aphrodisiac.

>>14095734
>>14095746
Could we talk about the show, please?

>>14095734
I would not because denial is a terrible fetish
I would instead give her everything she desires to the very best of my ability

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>>14095746
Nicole is hot

>>14095638
Wrangle my sentry and have the other Engie repair it at the same time.

>>14095713
How about Deadpool not acting lolrandumb
Pinkie gets a pass because little girl's show

>>14095734
chocolate

How do you think the ponies did medieval warfare?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4

>>14095734
No, that seems kinda mean.

>>14095762
what if she's into denial?

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>>14095760
What show

>>14095652
Please exactly show the line where I said that.
Games suppose to be good, and if they're not good then I don't care for them.
You can play them for fun but it doesn't stop them from being absolutely garbage.

I bet you use the fun argument while defending team fortress 2 and would still rather discuss pretty hats than discussing actual game mechanics that the game so lazily employs.

I find it funny that a game from 2003 that doesn't rely on classes manages to have 1000x more emphasis on teamplay than a game from 2007 that has it in it's title.

TF2 is ever so different from CoD that I can't line it up with my "It's modernized garbage" barrage of generic complaints (that are right by the way in every case) but it still lands in the special place, that "Rise of the Triad 2013" place,
just generally a shit game.
>>14095653
It's not easy to believe because everyone likes fun and use fun to an extent to justify otherwise shitty things drugs and shitty games being a good example, I'm not saying fun is entirely bad but I simply live life to live and nothing more, to be an bottom feeding amoeba absorbing as much content and ideas and things as I can before dying (most likely to a heart attack)

>>14095800
Ponies have needs, too.

>>14095777
And people wonder why kids these days don't know any better.

>>14095713
I think one of the new writers has written for Deadpool before

>you will never all the artfags at once

>>14095809

what if it's subjective