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Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned boys are gross.

Old horse: >>14089853
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>>14094571
I hope we do makeovers
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>you will never lay eggs inside Saine
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http://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.html

WHEN WILL THERE BE DICKS?
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>>14094587
No.

I thought this was a "sleep naked" sleepover
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OK MLPG. You can go to Equestria

But the cost is actually do now have severe low functioning autism
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>>14094604
Thank fuck that I don't have to see the shit anymore.
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>>14094611
you can literally die from that if somebody isn't caring from you, like that girl from American Horror Story
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>>14094606
That's what you said last time, too
Nobody ever does those, we don't understand how you keep making that mistake
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>>14094606
>PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
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>>14094283
>this will never be your life
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>>14094587
Cutiemark Crusader monster movie makers yay!
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>>14094641
look at that sad little walk that Pinkie does
that's adorable, way better than hoping
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>>14094641
Pls
>pone will never snuggle you like that
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>>14094638
oh calm down, I bet a naked sleepover would be fun!
Don't you want to take off that crown and collar and relax?
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>>14094630
Me neither~
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>14094169
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>>14094571
Spike: "Soooo...what did it say?"
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>>14089853

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>>14094682
why is she so cute lately
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>tfw only one artist draws your fetish
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Pony is anti-drug
Pony is anti-drug
Pony is pro-hug
Pony is pro-hug
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>>14094684
Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding!
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>>14094682
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>>14094706
>lately
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>>14094706
She is going to be our girl in cute quest!
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>>14094706
>lately

She's ALWAYS cute.
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>>14094684
boys are gross_________________________
_____________
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>>14094714
hugs are drugs
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>>14094571
>The ponies all invite you to a big super fun super sleep over at Twilight's
>All you pony buddies will be there
>You arrive with a sleeping bag, flannel pajamas, a big thing of candy to share, some of your favorite games, some money in case you all order pizza
>And of course your treasured stuff animal, Mr. Snugglebottoms!
>Twilight greets you inside and you all have a blast
>Hours later things are winding down and you all may not be going to bed you are all certainly relaxing, so you pull out Mr. Snugglebottoms
>"...Is that a freaking stuffed animal?"
>"Oh. Em. Ge. I is a stuffed animal!"
>"What are you, three years old?"
>"Faggot."
>"Ugh, I told you not to invite him!"
>"Lets tie him into his sleeping bad and rip it apart as he watches!"
>"YEAH!"
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>>14094714
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>>14094721

Is it bad that I like Silver Spoon without her big glasses on?
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>>14094738
>"Lets tie him into his sleeping bad and rip it apart as he watches!"
Were they talking about ripping me apart?
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It's okay, you can pretend she's a diamond dog or something.
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>>14094732
No they're not, they're hugs.
>>14094747
>I'm totally not doing the same thing by posting ponies doing drugs!
>Look ma, I'm condescending on the internet!
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http://derpiboo.ru/357365?scope=scpe7f0ee3e79ddbfd8bc9a2e721729f6bf866ae7f2b
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>>14094738

I'll take all you cunts on.
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>>14094764
>dog
>futa

Fucking disgusting
Now get back the fuck out of here, Nanaki.
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>>14094756
They're talking about the bear. Why would they refer to you as an "it"? That would be very rude of them.
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>drug stuff again

uh oh. Bet armoranon will show up too.
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>>14094764

Source?
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so I finally got my high end PC working

what games does MLPG play
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>>14094738
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>>14094773
That tongue is stupid and impossible.
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>>14094774
>I'll take all YOUR cunts on.
FTFY
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>>14094794
Remember, spamming threads is a violation of >>>/global/rules/10 and should be reported as such!
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>>14094717
http://youtu.be/K_4F0ncI1io?t=8s
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>>14094794
/\bpothead\b/i stub:no;

it really does make things better
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http://i.imgur.com/DVjzJ58.jpg

I want to get a blowjob from Rainbow Dash while she looks up at me with those beautiful eyes as I drain my balls down her throat
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>>14094808
Doom 2
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http://derpiboo.ru/330726?scope=scpe995055da109e12330c8a110ac088dd71ece737ea
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Smoking pot and jacking off to ponies is the best, you should try it at least once before you die.
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>>14094786
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>>14094846
You should die right now, it'd make the general better.
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>>14094817
I've stopped reporting ever since captcha was added to it.

Aint nobody got time for that.
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http://derpiboo.ru/342271?scope=scpe995055da109e12330c8a110ac088dd71ece737ea
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>>14094811
I always thought this was dumb
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>>14094808
war themed hat simulators

awesomenauts

SS13
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>>14094794
>living in fear of shiposters
absolutely fucking disgusting, you shouldn't tiptoe around and babbysit these volatile motherfuckers. You post what you want, what the fuck is he gonna do? Call the cops?
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>>14094840
unf unf

unf unf

unf
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>>14094868
you have abysmal taste in games.
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>>14094857
>being a poorfag
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>>14094838
Here's some ones that look nice on a high end rig:

Arkham City
Far Cry 3
Metro 2033
Skyrim(with mods)
Mass Effect 2 + 3(with high res texture packs)
The Witcher 2
Crysis
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>>14094857
>not having a pass
Have you considered waiting until he's posted like 5 or 10 and reporting them all at once?
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>>14094756
No they are ripping your cherished child hood relic and forcing you to watch.

You know. What if ponies were jerk?

>Rainbow Dash gets your attention
>"Hey Anon, whats it taste like?"
>"What's what taste like?"
>"The ground!"
>She shoves you hard
>You step and fall over backwards. Pinkie Pie was standing behind you so you'd fall!
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>>14094877
http://mlpg.co/v/index.html

take it up here

other games are played too
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>>14094878
Why is that pony dressed as a mango?
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>>14094900
but I did
they responded with silence
so I'm here with all my pone
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>>14094825
I prefer feet but Dash really does have some gorgeous eyes.

http://i.imgur.com/x5CpRox.gif
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>>14094808
I play a lot of Dota 2

But MLPG is too scrub lord to play, let alone form a team
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>>14094916
you have an even more abysmal taste in games
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>>14094871
>living in fear

Nah Im amused by the antics that happen in here. I get just as much enjoyment from people being mad at each other as anything else we do in here.

>>14094878
I've wasted money on worse, its just a matter of principle to me. its odd yeah but whatever.

Also mango pone is cute.
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>>14094911
Cadence is prettier and sexier
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>>14094905
Because they're a sign of love in India.
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>>14094922
oh god you are the one that hates on anything remotely popular aren't you?

>>14094905
I think it's an injoke from the batpony threads

or maybe it's just equestria prevails being silly
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>>14094937
Is not mango pone is bat pone wearing a mango costume.
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>>14094937
>just as much enjoyment
I only feel pity that you subjected yourself into a false sense of allurement.
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B-bark!
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>>14094922
Oh I'm sorry, lets play a game more your speed.

Here you go, Legos! And there edible too, so when you shove them up your nose as you tend to do it wont be such a hassle
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>>14094897
>What if ponies were jerk?

Please.

Ponies' definition of "jerk" is playground shit compared to humans'.

>"Hey Dash - thanks for the belt!"
>You shaved off her tail while she slept and wove it into a stylish belt
>You wear it once, then throw it out.
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>>14094951
Then she is wearing mango pone's uniform.
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>>14094947
Does that mean it loves me?
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>>14094948
no, I hate on terrible games that ruined strategy gaming in general.

inb4 >>>/v/
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>>14094840
>that one with Scootaloo
unf
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>you will never be pony's salt lick.
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>>14094954
>false sense

Based on what?
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>>14094966
I dont think you know what strategy gaming is

If anything, Dota 2 and games like it are tactical, not strategic
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Responsible recreational use of marijuana is a healthy and normal life decision for successful adults and business professionals. Many cannabanoids present in marijuana are currently being used to treat medical conditions or being researched for further uses, like encouraging neurogenesis in brain damaged individuals or causing the death of cancer cells.

http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/3/440479__safe_solo_sleeping_source+needed_cloudchaser_sitting_drugs_couch_stormwalker_drooling_high_weed_artist-colon-herny_bong.jpg
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>>14094980
>Anon I'm hungry make the salty stuff come out
>"It doesn't just come out on its own you know, Dash"
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>>14094985
Based on me calling your bluff.
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>you will never knead your waifu's stress and fatigue away with a massage after a long workout session
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>>14094958
TALKIN SHIT ABOUT LEGOS?!
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>>14094980
>Humans actually do have very salty skin
>A lot of animals like to lick humans because of that
>Pony just comes up you and licks your arm a little
>You dont even know them!
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>>14094980
They suck on your cockhead like a pacifier so much that you get sore, and they chase you around all day trying to get their fix
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>>14094999
Can we go in the steam and sauna together too?
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>>14094997
>calling your bluff

Ya lost me.
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>>14094999
>your waifu will brusquely brush you off, saying she's going out for a hay smoothie
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>>14094991
That's cool but it has nothing to do with ponies and I know for a fact you're only posting it to spur on that armor shitposter.

So kindly fuck off.
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>>14094965
No.

She's messing with you because she knows you like her.

She thinks you're a loser and a dork.
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>>14094897
>anon is autistic and prone to fits of rage
>almost kills pinkie pie before twilight tries to subdue him with magic
>anon, being autistic, is so disconnected from friendship and the wonders of life that he's a null
>by the time he calms down all of equestria is in ruins
>he lays down and tries not to cry
>thinks about killing himself
>one pony, battered and bleeding, walks up to him
>"I forgive you"
>"NOT! NERD!"
>last pony dies
>MLP is canceled
>ride ends
>everyone goes home
>anon is elevated to daemon status by khorne and forced to lament his sin for all eternity, the tattered souls of the ponies he killed everywhere he looks in the warp
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Fuck off faggot potscummer
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>>14095015
I won.
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>>14094999
>>14094999
http://i.imgur.com/Dkm0nLH.jpg

I'd date teh spa twins just for the massages, getting the knots worked out of your back and your spine popped feels orgasmic.
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>>14094980
Jokes on you I have a pony that does that.


No I don't fuck it.
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>>14094988
>Warcraft 3
>pure strategy game
>one faggot makes Defense of the Ancients
>all the brazilian kids start to play it like their life depended on it
>Warcraft 3 portal is literally nothing but DotA 24/7, all other maps are completely nonexistant
>gets popular and launches a whole new genre, by fuckwads, for fuckwads

I can never stop hating it.
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Your degenerate isn't wanted here
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>>14095020
Joke's on you, pot is good for you
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>>14094991
And then you take all that goodness and abuse it by wasting your life as a psychologically addicted stoner.

At least you're not killing your liver.
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>>14095023

Because you used aimbot, cheater.
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>>14095037
brokenenglishanon pls go
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>>14095006
That could lead to some awkward situations.
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>>14095020
Holding a grudge against an herb that could possibly save your life at some point, especially later age is very 17th century of you.
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>>14095006
>you will never have ponies licking you almost constantly
>you will never have ponies asking you why you wear clothes all the time, as it's making you harder to lick
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Your an drugged out abomination upon mankind
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>>14095035
>>gets popular and launches a whole new genre, by fuckwads, for fuckwads

Ah well clearly you've done your objective research without any form of bias
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>>14095053
Die cis scum
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>You will never have a cute little tooty pony booty
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>>14095035
I miss Warcraft 3, I can't play it on my monitor because it can't stretch to 1920x1080 properly

Fucking Blizzard...
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>>14095006
How can I make my skin less salty?
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>>14095046
Recreational use and responsible use are very different things. And I'd wager you're psychologically addicted to sedentary activities like the internet, movies, TV, or video games. Spending many hours a day sitting down is one of the most unhealthy things you can possibly do, worse than having a 2 pack a day habit.
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>>14095018
Will she at least let me pet her?
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>>14095070
There's nothing to miss. It got killed by DOTA, and it will probably never recover
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>>14095079
I hear lots of physical activity makes you good and sweaty and washes the salt right away
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>>14095035

The fucktardery actually started earlier than that. Starcraft started the ASSFAGGOTS genre with Aeon of Strife.
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Why won't the potheads leave, MLPG?
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>>14095027
There needs to be more art of them, they get my dick stiff
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>>14095066
I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS
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>>14095082
>sitting eleven hours a day for work
>come home and fuck around on 4chan until I go to sleep
>stopped going to the gym months ago

am I going to die
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last one for today
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pony should pose for pictures
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>>14095082
I'm not addicted, I'm doing this for the good of society.

I am so deformed and insane that there is literally nothing else I can do without ruining peoples day by being visible. I can't really run without collapsing in pain from my mildly fucked up, weak, misaligned bones. I can't be near people without flying into a fit of rage because they're doing something I hate.

Do you really want me to go outside?
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>>14095100
Because most Americans use marijuana and it turns up as a topic of conversation from time to time.
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>>14095053
>Save my life
I'm not a pothed, faggot.
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>>14095111
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>>14095114
those are very cute ponies
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>>14095094
I forgot 'bout that shit.
Though it's more probable the W3 DOTA got it more popular, because it got officially bought and funded.
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>>14095120
marijuana is a white persons drug

nearly every white guy the world over has done it.
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>>14095111
Even if you go to the gym, spending nearly half the day sitting is horrible for you. Get up and move for a few minutes every half hour or so, you can even do some exercises in your chair.

>>14095118
Do you have osteoarthritis?
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>>14095094
Honestly, when people actually seriously use the term ASSFAGGOTS straight, pretty much anything they say kinda flies out the window
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>>14095151

Would you like some cream?
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>>14095107
Rainbow Dash plz, use your indoor voice
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>>14095118
You know what anon

You sound like you could use some weed
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>>14095146
I think it's just that white people talk about it more. Especially people that grow it, they never shut the fuck up about it. At least they have a hobby they obviously enjoy a lot.
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>>14095151
I enjoy dota 2 recreactionally and I used to play a decent amount of dota 1 back in the day and I still think ASSFAGGOTS is the best acronym for those types of games
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I can't.
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>>14095151
I think its much better than MOBA. But game fans tend to be too serious to adopt something like assfaggots.
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>>14095118
Yeah
Hopefully someone shanks you or something
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>>14094999
>>14095011

>Rarity asks you to come to the spa with her
>"I dunno. I'm a guy. That seems kind of weird."
>"Nonsense, darling! It has nothing to do with masculinity! Why I'll have you know I saw Mr. Cake there last week getting a facial."
>You both look across the room of Sugar Cube Corner. Mr. Cake is on his tippy hooves on a stool, trying to shoo away a daddy long legs so he can get down.
>"....well, it will still be lots of fun, I promise you!"
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>>14095151
the simple fact is that MOBA is incredibly undescriptive

on a related note:
>tfw SMNC is ded
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>>14095120
> most Americans use marijuana
You're stupid or delusional anon.
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>>14095172
He fits the criteria for medical cannabis in pretty much every state. They make special strains that don't get you very high but are excellent for pain relief. They also make CBD tinctures that don't get you high at all. If I was in chronic pain I'd probably go for the tincture because strains that relieve pain tend to be very sedating.
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>>14095172
I value my body as a temple you fucking degenerate
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>>14095196
I really liked the first one
I used to play it split screen on xbox with my roomate

good times
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>>14095180
>>14095196
I agree that MOBA is a dumb term but it's really hard to take ASSFAGGOTS seriously.

It's obvious someone was trying way too hard.
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>>14095210
He may also be deluding you
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>>14095210
You ever read the news? About 40% use it regularly and somewhere around 80% have at least tried it. It's been mainstream for a long time now.
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>>14095175
>>14095180
Its the most shoe horned may may /v/ has concocted and spams the term like a mantra of I DONT LIKE THING

It's annoying

>>14095196
I'm not saying MOBA is better. Thats also a really forced term by League of Legends.

And nearly ALL fuckign game geners are descriptively vague. Real Time Strategy? That could mean anything

Fighting? You fight in a lot of games. And how is that different then a Beat'em Up? (I'm being rhetorical)
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>not playing quake or UT
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I'm disgusted by the number of drug users in MLPG, the amount of alcohol drinkers is already disparaging enough.

MLPG you're my only friends, please stop
>>
Reminder that anti-drug straightedge shitposters and pothea shitposters are equally terrible and shouldn't be aknowledged
Now let's talk about the Main6's supet powers on that Superhero episode
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thinking about it just gets me hard
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http://i.imgur.com/nbHhzwe.jpg
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>>14094999
>>14095011

>tfw no slow, gentle blow/hoofjob from Aloe and Lotus while you relax at the spa
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>>14095253
Not to mention the catch all >Role-Playing Game
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>>14095253
>Its the most shoe horned may may /v/ has concocted and spams the term like a mantra of I DONT LIKE THING

I guess I'm just strange for thinking playing a game genre called ASSFAGGOTS would be amusing as fuck.
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>>14095245
Yeah, and according to the news marijuana turns people into psychotic murderers.
Either cite a source or stop trying to justify drug discussion and go back to talking about ponies.
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>>14095272
I keep telling you to make a thread on horsefucking /v/ that says where I can get those games and which server to play on

I also keep suggesting xonotic because I already have that installed, but you keep shooting me down
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>>14095275
Maybe you should try it once and then you can decide whether you hate it or not

also you should stop talking about it and start talking about how much you want to fuck the ponies
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>>14095275
you're not my friend
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>>14095302
Which server do you play on anon? We need to know if we've been literally shooting you down or not
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>>14095319
wing ponies best ponies, but land based ponies are okay too
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>>14095312
I don't like the idea of altering my brain through drugs or alcohol so no, I wouldn't like it.
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Is mlpg exploitation of artists?
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>>14095275
I don't want to have anything to do with you
>having MLPG as your only friends
Who would've thought.
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>>14095294
It is amusing.

But 90% of the time it's used as an insult to shit post whenever the subject comes up. And when you are criticizing a ASSFAGGOTS game or the genre and use the term, you look pretty biased and childish especially if all you are saying is ASSFAGGOTS
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>>14095333
No
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>>14095298
They were talking about the synthetic weed that you buy at the gas station.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWH-018

>>14095332
Altering your brain is kind of a pointless term, every time you play video games your brain releases large amounts of dopamine, you're altering your mind.
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>>14095332
and most people don't like the idea of tiny colorful horses but some of them find they enjoy Friendship is Magic once they've given it a fair shake
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>>14095319
Do you guys think Rarity might have a fear of flying and heights after the last time she had wings?
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>>14095118
day stoner in equestria
>twilight bro... its fine i can stop whenever i want. uuhhm i think its like not even bad for you. i smoked like every day back home and my life was great. the first time i ever smoked was with my brother then i realized i don't have a brother . that was some chronic ass dank
> anon you need to stop all you do is eat Cheetos and stare at the wall ... and what the heck is dank?!
>its a plant you smoke that makes you feel just great (cough cough)
> well anon you need to find a new vice or im going to have to report you to the gaurd
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>>14095350
And synthetic weed can be deadly.
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>>14095339
I'm one of those few people who dont think my word is law when it comes to which games are good or bad. So when I say assfaggots its usually tongue-in-cheek.

Much like how I always saw "horsefuckers".
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>>14095328
I try to play on the Seattle Smokehouse server because it's usually the lowest pinging one for me, but it's also almost always empty
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http://i.imgur.com/zmAWSnO.png

Sexy ponies, not drugs

just say no
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would you?
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G'night mulpug
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>>14095366
"spice" or whatever is not weed at all
Synthetic weed is called Marinol and it's a prescription pill
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grow up and use a grownup drug like liquor dude. come on. drink and hurt those around you. get in a car accident. turn some poor kid into a melted wax mannequin with your recklessness
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>>14095350
No it doesn't, I don't really gain enjoyment from video games, I merely play them to play them.

When I was 5-12 this would most likely be true
>>14095352
You're comparing a cartoon show to drugs.
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>>14095366
It won't kill you, but it's not good for you either. It's herbs sprayed with chemicals some crooked chemist cooked up in Chin. That's why people smoke regular pot.
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>>14094806
https://e621.net/post/show/387334/
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>>14095370
Just play on the esk minsta/ctf/hook server
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>>14095392
It is like drugs, when people watch TV or do something they enjoy, their brain releases chemicals in a way similar to someone using drugs. Fun is a drug.
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>>14095350
When you watch ponies you release a large amount of ponies into your body thus altering your mind.
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>>14095407
>hook
but I don't wanna play with a hook
fine geez
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>>14095370
get on it and hope some people from MLPG follow
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>>14095388
Heroin is my favorite thing ever but it also happens to slowly destroy your life, so I don't do it anymore. You should watch ponies, maybe pleasure yourself to them or pretend that you have a pony girlfriend. Whatever floats your boat.
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>>14095411
Thank god I don't have fun then.
I don't really care for fun either, it supersedes the actual quality of the product and people end up calling games like Call of Duty good because they're "fun".
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>>14095349
Great
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The national snuggle quota is not being met

will you do your part?
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>>14095433
I remember once I convinced some anon to do heroine again after he was clean for a week.

MLPG used to be fun.
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>>14095372
That's not sexy at all.
It's just sex-driven.
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>>14095450
No this quota is bullshit
Who do I have to complain to?
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>>14095441
>Thank god I don't have fun then.
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>>14095450
She is literally the best pegasi
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>>14095453
Anyone who had a heroin habit doesn't need much convincing, just a convenient excuse to do it again, because it feels really really fucking good. Like cumming but it lasts way longer.
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>>14095450

how do i snugel
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>>14095424
done
lets rock
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>>14095473
yeah
well

you're literally the ugliest human
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>>14095463
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I bet you'd take a crack at the horse princess eh guv?
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>>14095479
What about cumming when on heroine?
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http://i.imgur.com/AtKvR3c.jpg

How many buttcoins for the full treatment at the Equestria spa, includes teasing and orgasm denial while they berate you for being a pervert who wants to fuck ponies
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>>14095500
but I am a pony princess
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>>14095463
You must wait in line at the public affairs department

take a number

after that you must fill out your grievences in triplicate

You will be directed to the bureau of public health. There you will find, on the third floor of their manehatten office, fourth door to the left, the head of the department for cuddles.

You will most likely have to bribe him with the promise of an 18 hour hardcore hugging session
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>>14095486
I want to kiss her eyes.
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>>14095441
No.
You care for fun.
It's just easy to relay that you don't.
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>>14095486
I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU WERE STILL MY FAVORITE PEGASUS BUT NO
FUCK YOU DASH
FLEETFOOT4LYFE
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>>14090936 Was this at all talked about in the last thread?
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>>14095433
>You should watch ponies, maybe pleasure yourself to them or pretend that you have a pony girlfriend.
This also happens to slowly destroy your life.
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>>14095510
>while they berate you for being a pervert who wants to fuck ponies
unf
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Would you take pony on a long drive across the country
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>>14095363
> dont be a downer twilight. if it really bothers you that much ill find something else
>thatnk you anon i knew you would come arround.
>well im off to the everfree.
>what why would you go there its super dangerous . there are manticores there anon!
>i need to do a little mushroom hunting.
>why do you need mushrooms we have plenty of food here?
>these aren't your ordinary mushrooms twilight... they're magic!
>really!! twilight said excitedly.
>yep all you have to do is eat them then we will drink your pee.
> ewwe anon why would we do that?
>because twilight the only way to active ther magic is to dry them out or feed them to an anamal and drink their pee.
>thats disgusting anon . but if they are raly magic then we can give it a try
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>>14095515
I choose not to fill the quota OR go appeal to the government

If those ponies want hugs they'll have to pry them from my cold dead arms
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>>14095502
It's impossible. Opiates turn your dick numb, you can get hard but you can't cum, I've tried many many times to do it, but it just won't work no matter what you do. You can be in the middle of your ideal sexual fantasy and you won't cum. Longterm opiate use also reduces testosterone levels significantly.
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>>14095522
Maybe.
Do you want to talk about it?
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>>14095522
not yet

[hype intensifies]
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>>14095521
but
but
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>>14095557
I want to do this drug a lot less now.
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>>14095522
I don't think so.
We all kind of expected an episode like that, but it's nice to have some confirmation since she was shown flying at the end of MMC.
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>>14095510

Why is Lord English engaging in lewd acts with horses
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>>14095571
Get out of my face, you filthy not Fleetfloot
It's over between us.
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>The CMC all gather together in their club house for a sleepover
>Everything is shapping up to be a fun night of play and friendship
>"Hey girls, check out what I got!"
>Sweetie Belle looks around cautiously to make sure none of the older ponies are around and pulls out a large unlabeled bottle
>"What is it?"
>"I snuck some wine from Rarity's pantry when she wasnt looking!"
>"Oh sweet! I want some!"
>"But wait...isnt this kinda....wrong? I mean, you stole that from your sister and we probably sh-"
>The other two stick the bottle in Applebloom's talking mouth and tilt it back, chanting chug! Chug!
>She pulls back after a few heavy gulps, and a goofy smile slowly creeps across her face.
>"Oh wow!"
>Soon they each drink an equal portion and party about the room
>Applebloom is leaning against Scootloo for support
>"Scoo...HIC! Scoota...HIC! Scccop...HIC! You....you you you are my good friend and I want you to know that!"
>Scootaloo cant stop snort laughing
>"This pony! This pony right her!"
>Sweetie Belle is wandering around, hoof to her mouth, wobbling like shes on a boat in a storm.
>"I think I had too much...."
>Eventually the three of them crash into an impromptu pile on the floor, passed out yet giddy, the empty bottle discarded near by.
>It was just grape juice
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What if sex in Equestria isn't as enthralling as we humans chose it to be?
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>>14095569
[boop]
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>>14095510
the best buttcoin story is easily that one dude who got heatstroke from having like ten computers mining in a small room on a hot day

he got permanent brain damage
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>>14095551
insert mushroom hunting montage
>anon and twilight have several pounds of shrooms
>twilight all you have to do is eat them then ill drink your urine.
>alright just dont try anything funny okay.
>insert rape scene
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>>14095553
Our top news for this dreary october evening is the death of beloved Anonymous

he was found dead in his room earlier this week, but the authorities were only able to claim the body and confirm the death today after mobs of ponies had fought over hugging rights from him

He had severe cases of diabetus and several broken ribs

He is remembered by [INSERT WAIFU OF CHOICE AND DESIRED NUMBER OF CHILDREN HERE]

He will be missed
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>>14095602
then I would let Macintosh mount me all day erry day
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>>14095518
>I care for fun.
Nope.
My trademark modus operandi is laziness upon strictness, I don't play video games to have fun, I just play them to play them.

I don't know why people make out not having fun to be a bad thing.
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>>14095613
the CMC are rushing your point with the concheror, buff banner and battalion's backup

what do?
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>>14095522
So the Hub released a vauge small sketch on Twitter.

I mean, I'm excited about Twilight taking flying lessons from Dash, but I dont know what more we can go over just from this pic.

Other then show once again Twilight is a huge nerdlinger
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>>14095566
Well It's been awhile since we've talked about Flying lessons for Twi so Whynaut?
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>>14095642
We can still probably expect her to be taking lessons from Fluttershy in the same episode.
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>>14095638
Throw piss at them
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>>14095628
>games are not supposed to be fun
/v/ please

PLEASE
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>>14095628
It's not a bad thing.
I'm just calling you bluff on it. Because claiming you don't care about something takes guts and an actual conviction to prove it's true. It's not something you just say and everyone would easily believe you.
<tl;dr> you're full of shit right now.
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Im so bored and tired on a friday night
I wish I had friends to hang out with
and money to sepnd
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>>14095638
Backstab all three
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>>14095548
I've got something long I'd like to drive into pony
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>>14095530
It appeals to me not so much because I'm into femdom, but more so that the idea of hearing filthy things like that come out of an innocent looking, doe-eyed pony is extremely arousing
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>>14095650
well that partially nullifies the backup

but the banner and conch are still gonna leave you in a world of pain
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>>14095648
I want to see some of the other princesses flying, though it likely wont happen.
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>"I gained Alicornhood!"
>"... but at what cost? ..."
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>>14095648
And again I still hope it will be along the lines of Dash's lessons are TOO EXTREME, LOOPTY LOOPS ON FIRE, BUNCH A BEAR WHILE FLYING

And Fluttershy will be TOO SOFT, LETS DO SOME SAFETY STRETCHES FORTHE FIRST OUR, OH NO ITS A FLOCK OF BUTTERFLIES WE SHOULDNT GET IN THEIR WAY, ITS AWFULLY CLOUDY, LETS JUST WANT THE REST OF THE WAY
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>>14095666
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>>14095680
You can't be an alicorn without a horn
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>>14095680
>"... but at what cost? ..."
the tears of every man child.
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>>14095656
>UPS tried to deliver my 3ds today
>"The apartment number is missing or is incorrect. UPS is attempting to obtain this information. / The address has been corrected. The delivery has been rescheduled."

fuck you, ups
I wanted to pokemons
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http://i.imgur.com/1roQWvi.jpg

I like Andrea's feet
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>>14095697
She is cuter without a horn anyway.
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>>14095676
Sure it will

When pigs fly!Ya know, cause on account of Celestia being a huge tub
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So when are we getting an episode where Pinkie Pie doesn't act like she's the fucking Deadpool?
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>>14095713
too many pinkies

magic duel
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>>14095712
Celestia has flown before, kinda.
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>>14095713
S-shut up!

Pinkie Pie isnt that bad!

Right?
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What acts as an aphrodisiac to ponies? Would you give a pretty mare some and tell her that she has to suck you off before you'll fuck her and quench the burning heat in her loins?
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>>14095727
she's flown several times
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>>14095705
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>>14095734
They say my dick is a pretty good aphrodisiac.
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>>14095734
>>14095746
Could we talk about the show, please?
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>>14095734
I would not because denial is a terrible fetish
I would instead give her everything she desires to the very best of my ability
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>>14095746
Nicole is hot
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>>14095638
Wrangle my sentry and have the other Engie repair it at the same time.
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>>14095713
How about Deadpool not acting lolrandumb
Pinkie gets a pass because little girl's show
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>>14095734
chocolate
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How do you think the ponies did medieval warfare?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4
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>>14095734
No, that seems kinda mean.
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>>14095762
what if she's into denial?
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>>14095760
What show
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>>14095652
Please exactly show the line where I said that.
Games suppose to be good, and if they're not good then I don't care for them.
You can play them for fun but it doesn't stop them from being absolutely garbage.

I bet you use the fun argument while defending team fortress 2 and would still rather discuss pretty hats than discussing actual game mechanics that the game so lazily employs.

I find it funny that a game from 2003 that doesn't rely on classes manages to have 1000x more emphasis on teamplay than a game from 2007 that has it in it's title.

TF2 is ever so different from CoD that I can't line it up with my "It's modernized garbage" barrage of generic complaints (that are right by the way in every case) but it still lands in the special place, that "Rise of the Triad 2013" place,
just generally a shit game.
>>14095653
It's not easy to believe because everyone likes fun and use fun to an extent to justify otherwise shitty things drugs and shitty games being a good example, I'm not saying fun is entirely bad but I simply live life to live and nothing more, to be an bottom feeding amoeba absorbing as much content and ideas and things as I can before dying (most likely to a heart attack)
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>>14095800
Ponies have needs, too.
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>>14095777
And people wonder why kids these days don't know any better.
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>>14095713
I think one of the new writers has written for Deadpool before
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>you will never all the artfags at once
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>>14095809

what if it's subjective
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>>14095802
then we really should have discussed this before she dosed herself with aphrodisiacs, because I feel like that's a serious fundamental difference between us that we need to work through

I guess I'd try to tease her a little but I'd pretty much just give it to her the moment she asks
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>>14095807
That show

People say Wander is annoying. And he is. Hes supposed to be. And thats why I like him

Also what do you think the size ratio is between that show and ponies?
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>>14095818
Only if pony agrees to have sex before giving her and aphrodisiac.
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Sitting on the smokehouse server, waiting to shoot a horsefucker
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>>14095858
I was there for like ten minutes

hold on a sec I'll join again
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>>14095760
I want to see Pinkies Sisters. It's been on my wishlist since season 1
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>>14095820
It sells anon
Kids want to see annoying orange quality these days, and they will nostalgia fag over them when they are our age
Spongebob will still be on but super devoid of anything good
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>>14095844
this scale
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>>14095854
She sure does have a perfectly pair shaped maraca!
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>>14095626
For some reasons that pic is hot.
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>>14095878
In a battle of overly cheerful annoying protagonists, who would break first?
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>>14095676
But you've seen Princesses Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy fly lots of time. Even Princess Rarity has flown once.
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>>14095891
neither, they become best friends
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>>14095880
Oh, I was wondering why she was holding a pear.
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>>14095866
What do you think their VA's will be like?

I bet compared to Pinkie, they will sound kinda gravely!
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>>14095891
Hater
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>>14095809
It's easier to believe that you don't like a specific person's layout of what is considered "fun" or "good". But to completely and utterly admit that you cannot care about a subjective matter reveals a flaw in your approach.

There will always be things that you, YOU, will consider shit. It's natural to err towards something and despise the other. And there are people who will defend what you consider shit. And if you don't take them into account to round out your argument and expand the perspective of things, your purview and bias of things will be put into question.

To be quite specific in your argument for games, you have not laid out what constitutes a "good" game. And I bet my ass you do not have the initiation nor the confidence to back your own claim.
Try the "well you can't as well so I'm right" card and you'll be treated to something.
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>>14095910
>Pinkie Pie and Wander carrying on a conversation about....I dunno, candy or something
>Lord Hater is sitting on his throne in between them
>Both of his ears is being assaulted by more and more incessant idiot chatter what no long even sounds like words
>YAK YAK YAK BUTTERSCOTCH
>BLAH BLAH BLAH LOLIPOP BLAH BLAH
>This goes on for ten hours
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>>14095941
>you will never listen to pinkie pie talk for hours on end
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>>14095959
>you will never listen to pinkie pie talk for hours on end
I think one hour would be enough for me that is of course I'm in a good mood
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>this is ded
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>tfw you're a scrub
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>>14095975
Good
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>>14095969
Actually forget that I could probably listen to her go on for quite awhile
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>>14095976
That's a good thing, why would you devote your life to playing with horrible people all day
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There must always be a princess
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>>14095959
>"And then I found the last of my gumdrops, which is super important case back when I mentioned I was out of gumdrops is exactly why I went to the store and met up with Twilight and so I says to Twilight, I says Twilight would you like to go shopping for candy with me, but Spike was sick and she needed to keep an eye on him. Anyway, back to the gum drop, this wasnt just any gumdrop, this was like a really gourmet SUPER special gumdrop! You see, when I was just a little filly..."
>Pinkie Pie keeps chatting away, oblivious that the young man whos lap she's sitting on and hugging her slightly has long since turned into a skeleton
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>>14095999
This pony is the queen though
my queen
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>>14095891
lord hater
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>>14095976
>tfw mega scrub and my little sister beats me at pokemon
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>>14095999
>>14096016
If you had to be a pony princess in Equestria what would you be the princess of?
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>>14095937
>you have not laid out what constitutes a "good" game.
A game that employs all of it's elements perfectly and still contain a balance between whatever concepts and mechanics it brings.
I don't care for fun, how hard is it to understand?
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>>14096017
What if Sylvia and Pinkie traded places?

How would that work out for everyone involved?
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>>14095996
me too, though to be honest I'd just like the attention
>>14096014
death by talk talk?
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>>14096025
Procrastination
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>>14095969
Q is that you
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>>14096025
clouds
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Cheerilee.
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>>14096051
A good pony
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>>14096025
Naps
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>>14096031
It would be a fun episode.
It could be one of those types where the main characters are fighting and think that they'll be happy doing something else. Sylvia has a great time in Ponyville but ends up breaking down and missing Wander.
And Pinkie actually drove Wander crazy
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>>14096025
anal masturbation
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>>14096025
But I'm a boy!
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>>14096051
futa or regular?
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>>14096028
>I don't care for fun, how hard is it to understand?
impossible

actually impossible

games, by definition are meant to be fun

of course what you call fun and what I call fun are likely to be different

when you have a good time playing a game, you have had fun
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When did you first break down and beat off to ponies
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>>14096066
I'd imagine they'd drive each other crazy. Too much of the same personality and they both start coughing up bile and temporarily turn into jerks
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>>14096084
when kloudmutt drew a hot fluttershy ass
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>>14096066
Sylvia would love the hell out of ponyville but be in denial the whole time, claiming it's all too sappy for her.
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>>14096084
I don't remember
I didn't mark my calendar or save the picture to mark the occasion
Probably a fic though. Pictures don't really unf unless I get a story with it
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>>14096048
I was actually thinking Weather Princess myself.
You could make it nice and rainy out or put yourself in an isolated snowstorm for a sleepover.
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>>14096093
>"Pfft. Ponyville. Whatever. I'll just stick it out here until Wander gets back. I'm sure I can probably find a place to sleep for two days straight."
>"Huh....you guys actually eat hay here. I havent had hay in forever..."
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>>14096119
>weather princess
I guess that works too
Mane could be like a fog effect rather than fabio in the wind hair
Too bad alicorn ocs will always be shit
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>>14096142
that's princess shit to you
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i do not recognize alicorn horses as true royalty and will not let them rule over me
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>>14096082
>a form of play or sport, esp. a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck.
This is by typing in game definition on google.

I don't have a good time playing games, I play them to simply play them.

I don't have a thing that I call "fun" maybe when I was 14 I could say video games are fun but generations later it's just playing them because I cannot do anything else.

And the same thing goes for ponies, I just kinda watch the show just like any other show.
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>>14096145
>princess of shit
Well
Someone's gotta be it
Glad its not me
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>>14096162
>I don't have a good time playing games
Honestly you would be better ooff with a new hobby then
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>>14096156
>Say this
>Each of the princesse suddenly show up
>Celestia bumps into you. Hard.
>Luna shoves you
>Twilight gets behinds you and Cadance pushes
>"What'cha gunna do about it? Huh, faggot?"
>They kick you a few times before stealing your wallet
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>>14096174
And do the same thing there? I'm too incapable of learning anything else and it simply just seems like a waste of time when I could sit around absorbing like I always do.
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Why is this horse so cute?
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>>14096162
You should probably see a psychologist or something.
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>>14096162
>just playing them because I cannot do anything else.
that isn't healthy

if you can't play a game because you enjoy it, then you really should find something else

It's never too late to learn a craft or to study an instrument or to start reading a good book.

If something just does not entertain you, when it's very purpose is to entertain you, you are wasting your time doing it.
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>>14096201
Artificial cuteness
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>>14096162

If you don't like video games, then why do you think your opinion on them should matter?
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>>14096201
>not that cute
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>>14096207
what does that even mean?
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>>14096207
/v/ please
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>>14096109
I like fics a lot more than pictures because I can tailor the scenario to my ideal fantasy
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>>14096201
She's actually a succubus.
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Which pony's anus would be the most satisfying to lick and why?
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>>14096221
I only partake in hard core, wholesome, all natural cute

Like Pinkie Pie
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>>14096214
Because unlike the retards who scream "BUT IT'S FUN!" my critiques of games are structured.
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>>14096226
Stop spreading your pink lies
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>>14096201
kick
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>>14096216
Yes you are you little cutie
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>>14096237
I'd rather pony lick my ass while jacking me off and talking dirty
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>>14096225
Sometimes great things come out of a combination of the two
I am only using this as an example
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>>14096241
Pinkie Pie is the most artificially cute horse ever to horse
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>>14095797

Just like that.

I bet it made training and drills fun.
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>>14096242

So? Why should anyone care about your opinion if you don't actually care?

You're also making up ridiculous strawmen, like those mspaint comics.
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>>14096252
That image is messing with me a whole bunch
Like, her stomach looks like a left leg and that's her butt
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>>14096265
There's a Celestia one like that that I really like.
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>>14096269
Please

You'd need like ten Dash cutes to match a Pinkie cute. That's just math
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>>14096237
>>14096258
remember when mlpg was a place show staff could visit
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>>14096283
cropped butts are good
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>>14096252
Man you just love lost pegasus' pictures don't you
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>>14096290
Maybe if you learned math from Applejack
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>>14096289
>didn't post it
Anon don't hold out on me
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>>14096292
Do YOU?
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>>14096277
Then please explain why TF2 is a good game.
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>tfw scrub
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>>14096312

Explain why you care so much if you don't like video games.
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>>14096303
Never saved it, was a good one though.
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>>14096199
not with that atitude!

You have all the time in the world

You will suck at first, but everyone does. Being terrible is just the first step to being good.
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>>14096298
I literally cannot stop masturbating to them
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>>14096327
you butt
At least smutanon does good sunbutt
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>>14096162
You're describing symptoms of clinical depression, a real malfunction of the brain that causes the hippocampus to shrink and overall brain activity to be low as fuck 24/7. It's like being stoned 24/7.
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>>14096194
>Celestia shows up a few days later
>knocks you to the ground and sits on your chest
>"Say it, anon. Say pony princesses are royalty"
>you stay quiet
>"I've been alive a thousand years, chump. I can wait a day or two for you to crack"
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>>14096271

>"I don't approve of this in any way whatsoever."
>"Aw, lighten up, Skippy - it's good for morale!"
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>>14096338
Rainbow Dash is fucking hot
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>>14096312
Classes are entertaining with witty lines

Long standing community has produced a large ammount of varied content to expand the variety of gameplay

The different classes and loadouts allow for nearly any desired playstyle to find a niche

Visually, even with some of the more abominable cosmetics, the game looks excellent (and there is an abundance of ways to remove things you don't like to see to make it look better)
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>>14096306
ya, flashinthepan visiting multiple times was cool as hell.

now it feels like all hope for anyone related to the show even slightly is gone
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>>14096341
>anon's face when he realizes his brain has been altering itself constantly all his life
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>>14096355
fucking hot or hotly fucking?
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http://derpibooru.org/437036

hypnotic
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>>14096363
I still remember it like it was a few weeks ago.

I asked him about the spanish fandom as anon once and he responded, oh god the spaghetti was intense that time
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>>14096376
>there will never be a gif of a hyper stallion jiggly his massive balls
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>>14096253
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>>14096363
It's been that way for a long time anon.
Besides, back then /co/ was still kinda the only place really into ponies, show staff have much more mainstream places like reddit where they can go now.
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>>14096389
This is the closest I have and I know it's not what you wanted:

http://derpibooru.org/342271
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>>14096397
fuck me and this stupid god damned face

it makes me laugh every time I see it
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>>14096407
I appreciate the effort
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>>14096363
GlamourKat also used to visit before she got hired to work for ponies
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>>14096407
Not hyper enough!
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>>14096325
I don't care at all really, it's just that I don't have anything better to do then to just say I am right and my general opinion remains unchanged.
>>14096330
I thought that earlier this year when I tried to pick up programming.
I gave up rather quickly, since I am a very stupid person.
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>>14096363
It's the end result of MLPG's hostile, elitist atmosphere

It just rapidly turned into a furry circlejerk
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>>14096301
but apple math is only base 4
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>>14096421

she was also in the ruby gloom threads
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Ghost
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>>14096423
It's touching the ground. Any bigger and he'll trip.
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>>14096430
Programming, and many other hobbies will always be available for you

maybe you might find DIY projects more to your satsisfaction. They are good skills to know, are easy to learn and can really help make the world your oyster

You are just going through the motions, wasting away on something you don't care about.
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>>14096431
shut the fuck up and yiff me
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>>14096431
No, it's turning into a furry circlejerk because MLPG is no longer hostile or elitist enough.
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>>14096444
I am your host the man they call Ghost. I'm a Goddamn racist! I'm a Goddamn piece of Crap!
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>>14096448
>you will never watch an adorable little hypercolt try to walk around
>you will never giggle quietly every time he trips over his massive junk
>you will never carry him around in your arms after he gives up and collapses on himself
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>>14096467
I am a weak person and a stupid person and on top of that a poor person.
There's not really much I can do besides sit on zandronum playing presidential onslaught.
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>>14096482
the extreme fetishfags really did take over. i never imagined mlpg would completely turn into the fetish general.
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which pon has the best blowjob technique
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>>14096468
No.

>>14096482
First MLPG was elitist about the show, and it kept bronies out. Then MLPG ended up being elitist about their fetishes, and it drove the non-furries away forever.

Horses dying too fast to contain ERP fags, being in view of the worst of the fandom (those fags that stay no matter how much you yell at them), and the half season didn't help either.
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>>14096504
noboy made themselves wealthy with no initiative

and DIY is all about being frugal in the first place

there are a million and one cheap and useful projects or things to do out there and here you are just moaping around saying "I can't"

It's not that you can't, it's that you WON'T
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>>14096431
when mlpg was on /co/ all the idiots in the threads were less hostile because they felt like they were the targets of board wide hate and so banded together
now the idiots in mlpg are hostile to each other because there's no one left to hate mlpg

it's pretty simple really but you should try and make the best of it and not waste time complaining
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>>14096515
>extreme fetishfags
>hyper stallions doing skateboard tricks
>lactating mares on snowboards
>gangbangs on jet-skis
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>>14096532
SEASON 4 WILL FIX EVERYTHING
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>>14096532
You do realize that people wanted MORE people in on the pony thing in the early days of MLPG, right?
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>>14096541
he's a funny guy
he will be the first to die
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>Learning to fly episode confirmed
Not really that exciting...
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>>14096562
no, that was Lauren
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>>14096541
that is hilarious
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>even my party hat isn't making it fun around here
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>>14096561
you sent an invitation out to /b/ and a few people said it was stupid.

surprise: it was stupid.
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Can we start talking about ponies? This is a pretty nice pony. Thoughts on this pony?
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>>14096569
Come on Anon! It'll end with Twilight being able to perform a Twilight Rainboom and be a member of the Wonderbolts!
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>>14096583
That's one of my favorite ponies!
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>>14096583
I wish that pony was real so I could shave her mane off
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>>14096569
Come on it could be cute
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>>14096600
interesting set of favorites
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>>14096583
fuck ponies. talking about ponies always turns into wanting to fuck ponies.

let's talk about the show instead.

you have ten minutes to think of an episode more well rounded than fall weather friends
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>>14096569
But it will be fun, anon!
Remember fun?
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>>14096569
>>14096604
Remember when she flew instantly after getting wings?
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>>14096583
She'll be giving Flying lessons soon enough
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>>14096569
What other info do we know about it? If it has fluttershy and rainbow dash both trying to teach twilight, but ineffectively, I'll love it.
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APPLEJACK!
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Pony just did a provocative dance to "she's my cherry pie." She's waiting for your reaction.
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>>14096581
jeez Pinkie why don't you just die already?
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>>14096620
Sonic Rainboom
Suited for Success
Sisterhooves Social
Best Night Ever
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>>14096623
That wasn't flying!
That was falling, with a stylefull barrel roll!
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>>14096623
that was more like gliding, nothing fancy

Plus they can do an easy retcon by saying she had to use magic or something.
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>>14096623
That wasn't flying, it was falling with style.
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>>14096620
Bridle Gossip
It's only "fault" was that you had to know the characters' personalities ahead of time for maximum effect but the whole episode was hilarious.
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>>14096604
Huh. Those rooftops don't seem to be from Ponyville. Nor form the Cristal Empire. So it's gonna take place in Canterlot.
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>>14096620
I think green isn't your color might beat it out
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>>14096634
applejack is bad for you. rainbow dash is natural and grows on the ground around you.
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>>14096634
No, this is Patrick
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>>14096639
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>>14096620
Best Night Ever
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>>14096637
Which pony?
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I'm dead.
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>>14096620
Over A Barrel nigga. Shit was good.
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>>14096637
I don't really know how to react appropriately, so I guess I'll start clapping
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>>14096647
>>14096649
>>14096648
Not that guy but watch the scene again.
She changes altitude, does a roll, she changes direction.
That's full on flying.
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>>14096620
Keep Calm and Flutter on.
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>>14096666
The one you most want to see.
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>>14096623
Simple, when the episode airs we will get a flashback to that scene where it is revealed that she crashed horribly moments after saying the magic words
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>>14096667
Quick! Now's your chance to touch her horse cooze!
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>>14096691
the hell is a horse cooze?
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>>14096696
It's what you put on the floor so they don't leave a ring on your floor.
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streaming jacobs ladder, a scary horror film, come watch

//derpy.me/iisyl
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>>14096666
satan pony
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So anyway, I'd like to lick Fluttershy's anus.
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>>14096637
"pony did X wat do" roleplay is killing mulpug
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>>14096684
I bet Twilight crashes so much when she tries to fly, everyone starts calling her old nickname from school

Crater Face!
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>>14096677
>>14096668
Mind expanding on both of these
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>>14096714
Pony doesn't like your tone.
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>>14096672
You know what else flew?
Challenger.
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>>14096715
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>>14096715
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>>14096720
That's terrible scrubbles.
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>porn of Rose donkey
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0f42bc63b4b18d1354285eafca2f8ad/tumblr_muwm7u3IRU1s2m89po1_1280.png
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>>14096761
but why
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>>14096715
Oh man, imagine how much horse juice she'd be flinging everywhere while doing that.
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>>14096770
Why not?
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>>14096770
Because furries don't care about literally fucking your character.
Lemon Puffs and 0r0
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pony just bleeped
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>>14096770
Because some furries don't know when to ask permission. Or how.
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>>14096787
>>14096793
>you will never have an oc
>you will never get art-raped by furries
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>>14096791
CUT THE BLUE WIRE
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>>14096774
>Flinging.
But Anon, it would be streaking all over your screen.
Like a fleshy windshield wiper.
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>>14096761
>rose donkey is a shemale
UNF
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>>14096805
should have cut the red one
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>>14096793
And hell falls on you if you point this out to them.

"Uh, hey I didn't tell you to draw my character like tha-" 'WHITEKNIGHTS, THAT PERSON IS ATTACKING ME! SPITE THEM AND DRAW MORE PORN OF THEIR CHARACTER!'
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>>14096664
wow this really gets me going
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>>14096822
At least it isn't an important pony.
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>>14096830
she's such a sloppy pony
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>>14096830
Name a pony more cuddly then Pinkie Pie

Oh wait you cant
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>>14096806
>You will never lick up twilight's smeared horse juice
Life is unlivable.
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>>14096835
what do you think was in the crates?
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>>14096834
Sadly, this has more humor then most pony comics...
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>>14096846
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>>14096838
Pone slobber is arousing.
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>>14096855

How'd you get all rumpled and schmutzy like that Sweetie Belle? What have you been doing?
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>pony
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>>14096855
Name a pony more cuddly than pinkie pie or sweetie belle.
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>>14096867
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>>14096870
Applebloom
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>>14096870
Rarity
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>>14096879
>>14096886
I knew you couldn't.
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>>14096866
She was rolling in some pretty plants she found.
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>>14096870
the cuddliest
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>double pony
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>>14096870
Celestia
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>>14096870

Do we have to stick to canon characters?
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>>14096890
Fluttershy?
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>>14096893
I'll go run a bath for her
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>>14096761
that aint rose you idiot not even close. you got my hopes up for nothing
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>>14096913
not really but I hope you're not implying that a zebra, Fatty McFat Fat who probably eats the cookies before she sells them and that borderline creepy because how cute she is pony are more cuddly than Pinkie Pie.
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>>14096913
I would cuddle that zebra.
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>>14096925
You know what else is up?
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I just watched MMC and the Wedding. I cried a lot. That is all.
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pony smells like updog
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>>14096943
Pinkie stop, you're a horse.
Get back on 4 legs the instant.
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>>14096956
people really still do the updog joke?
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>>14096957
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>>14096954
I'd cry if I watched 3 of the worst episodes in the series too.
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>>14096954
For MMC I can totally understand but for the wedding?
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>>14096964
what's updog with you?!
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>>14096964
what updog joke?
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>>14096903
Warmest and most fulfilling cuddling.
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>>14096956
Updog isn't a thing, ponies fucking with me.
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>>14096977
Sure it is.
http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/474
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>>14096977
pony isn't fucking with you, but he could be if you're interested in that sort of thing
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>>14096970
Fuck you buddy.
>>14096971
Fuckin' Love is in Bloom and BBBFF.
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>>14096893

OH boy.

>>14096918

Get the Fels-Naptha out of the laundry room.

I'll grab the benadryl - we're probably going to need it.
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Rainbow Dash are you still awake?
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>>14096969
Stop it Pinkie, ponies were not meant to walk upright!
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>>14096976
>God princess just grabbed your young child in a warm embrace
>You're preeetty sure there's something sexual about this
>...should...should I say something?
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>>14096976
>thevcrumpled paper sword
taht's pretty funny
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>"You call that a satisfying experience?"
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>>14096988
Love is in Bloom?
Are you fucking me? That shit is horrible. Like there's the worst songs in the show and then you go even lower and you find Love is in Bloom.
Man the crystal Empire has more reasons to make you cry.

I guess i can understand BBBFF
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>>14096976
WHY IS HER BUTT SO HUGE?
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>>14097003
yes pinkie

Law and order is a compelling drama that always leaves me wanting more
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>>14097003

Pinkie, you just came in and made yourself a plate.

If I'd known you were coming to dinner, I'd have had time to clean up a little, and maybe actually COOK something nicer than cheese-grits.
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>>14096997
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>>14096999
>Even the guard is shocked.
>Most of the town is probably watching now.
>Ponyville founded on the ruins decades later.
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>>14096993
she's busy
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>>14097023
Tell her I need those reports by tomorrow morning.
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>>14097017
There you go
Now isn't that more comfortable and natural?
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>>14097003
Thank you for shopping at Wal*Mart...
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>>14097030
WEHEW
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>>14097010
I don't know man. I guess it's a pretty brony thing to say but I got into this show during Season 2, and it got me through a really rough time in my life. To see it end, and to see them all so happy, it was just too much all at once, I couldn't take it.
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>>14097027
She mentioned that earlier, she said you were gonna have to wait until monday

Something about the Cloudsdale office being closed on weekends?
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I didn't like Celestia's song at all
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>>14097048
HAAHWAAW
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>>14097046
That lazy piece of shit
I knew I shouldn't have hired her
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http://images.4chan.org/d/src/1381287173348.png
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>>14097062
You're the genius who hired a pegasus to do office work

if you had asked her to kick clouds you wouldn't be in this mess
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Stop roleplaying nerds
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>>14097048
Soos!
Distract them for me!
Also you look ridiculous.
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>>14097055
Me neither, but it's solely because it reminds me of the ending of MMC
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>>14097003
Why is Pinkie so critical?
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C-can I? You know, for old times sake.
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>>14097048
Mokona why are you pink?
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>>14097045
if you say so. Each with his own.
I cried at MMC and the ending for the Crystalempire too
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Start roleplaying nerds
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>>14097075
She said she needed the money and she swore she would work hard
Was I supposed to say no to this face?
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>>14097077
pretending to be a little pony on 4chan is all I have going for me, alright?
don't take that away
I need it
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>>14097084
Look at where she grew up man.
A fucking rock farm.
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>>14097092
No
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>>14097092
I missed you and your futa mare cock.
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>>14097092
>old times
>1 month ago
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>>14097098
Ok fine jeeze

You enter a dark forbidden dungeon. To your left is a door, straight a head is an open passage and to the right is the most sinister of all: another door.
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>>14097102
Do it in the piss where it belongs faglord
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>>14097098
But bro, how else am I supposed to play Nerds and Lockers?
Anyway i role to see if I can make myself heard from the locker and get someone to open the door.
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>>14097123
check inventory
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>>14097092
It's still the hiatus, futa mare pinkie anon
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>>14097123
Check inventory.
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>>14097123
I PUNCH THE DOOR!
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>>14097123
I flee the dungeon and go find a dashing gryphon to do all the adventuring for me
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>>14097123
Check for secret passages
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>>14097123
I cast show discussion. We start a subgame where our characters are autistic neckbeards that have been cursed to talk about my little pony for eternity.
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>>14097129
who's even roleplaying?
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Three months of winter coolness
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>>14097143
I roll to kill myself
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>>14097145

>>14097123
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>>14097147
In the time before the light
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>>14097151
Way to be a dick like always Mark
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>>14097132
>>14097136
You have

1 wad of gum, stale
A book on dungeon exploring
Seven bobby pins
Twilight Sparkle
Enough food to survive exactly 1 hour
Seven inches of rope
And a gun
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>>14097151
eternity anon, not even death can save you.
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>>14097168
Use Twilight Sparkle
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>>14097168
Have Twilight Sparkle cast escape dungeon
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>>14097147
And awesome holidays
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>>14097182
Come on and slam now.
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>>14097175
>that
>roleplaying

I think maybe you need a break
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>>14097168
Use dick with Twilight Sparkle
Give dick to Twilight Sparkle
Combine Twilight sparkle with dick
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>>14097168
Does Twilight have extra inventory space?
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>>14097182
In flames of deaths eternal reign

We ride towards the fight
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>>14097168
>Enough food to survive exactly 1 hour
How? are we starving to death or something?
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>>14097168
Shoot gum, eat Twilight, fuck gun
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>>14097178
>>14097180
You pick up Twilight Sparkle and shake her violently to get the magic going

"Twilight! I'm scared and cold and I don't know where I am! Please, you got to get me out of here!"

But she doest respond, no matter how much you shake her. The lights are on, but no one is home.

>>14097201
She has a mouth

>>14097205
Its so little food its actually negative food. Eat it and you starve to death in 1 hour.
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>>14097168
Give twilight the book. Shoot twilight while she's distracted by the book. Tie twilight's corpse up bondage style. Fuck twilight's corpse. Eat twilight's corpse. Chew gum. Stick bobby pins down your urethra. Plug urethra with gum. Eat food.

Write a letter to princess slaanesh about what you learned today
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>>14097219
Roll for a perception check
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>>14097182
We've kept our hoovesies warm at home. Time off from work to play
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>>14097219
>Eat it and you starve to death in 1 hour.

Shove negative food up ass.
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>>14097219
Make out with Twilight.
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>>14097219
She has three holes, surely she's hiding something.
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>>14097219
Feed book to Twilight.
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>>14097226
as commissar i take the liberty of shooting you in the face
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>>14097230
>hoovesies
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>>14097228
you suddenly perceive everything
you are briefly driven insane
you wake up thirty minutes later, weeping and shivering in a corner
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>>14097251
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>>14097230
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
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>>14097252
Permanently set FOV to 360°
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>>14097259
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>>14097264
BOUNCE THE GRAVITON PARTICLE BEAM OFF THE MAIN DEFLECTOR DISH
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>>14097228
You get dirt in your eye

>>14097247
You inset the book into Twilight's mouth. There it stays. She seems.....happier?

>>14097235
Blindly groping around, you oh so casually scooch up beside Twilight and do the ol yawn and stretch move, pulling her close. Just when the moment feels fight and you lean in the right door opens and a two headed ogre walks in on the two of you.
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>>14097267
your attempt fails
your FOV decreases by five degrees
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>>14097270
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
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>>14097268
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>>14097282
Pull out phone and scan QR code behind the assembled hidden monkey statue
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>>14097282
Seduce ogre
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>>14097282
BKB and tp
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>>14097289
The comics have made me love Shinny so much
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>>14097270
In a cafe, On the Champs-Élysées
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>>14097282
Question the ogre about the dungeon.
Or make out with ogre.
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>>14097282
Ask the ogre if any of his heads play hyperspace hyperwars.
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>>14097282
Make out with Shrek.
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>>14097230
But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold
>>
my character is a half-dragon sergal princess chaos space marine

my character rolls to gently grope your character's crotch and succeeds

make a boner check
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>>14097302
>>14097314
"Sooooo.....you wanna make it a threesome?"

The two ogre heads look at each other confused.

"Wait, wouldn't it be a foursome?"
"Do we count as two or one?"
"Are we truly individuals, or just one of the same unit?"
"Who am I?"
"Who are you?"
"What is our purpose?"

The ogre sits down in the corner, holding its heads in its hands in deep melencholy contemplation on the nature of existence. No matter what you do they will not stop.

OGRES SLAIN 1/1
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>>14097339
Why don't ponies build greenhouses or something?
Dumb horses.
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>>14097339
And even though I love these boots this fashion's getting old.
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>>14097339
And even though I love my boots this Fashion is getting old
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>>14097346
Check ogre for loot.
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>>14097349
The time has come to welcome Spring
And all things warm and green,
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>>14097347
Well Applejack is in charge of farming so...yeha dumb horses
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где же пони? где же пони?
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>>14097359
You steal the ogre's shit

It had it exactly one shit
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>>14097346
Make out with Twilight
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>>14097375
xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
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Стейк ню... Ты не бойся, Эпплблум!
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>>14097365
That's a dog.
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>>14097367
>>14097347
Greenhouses aren't exactly great for gross crops
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>>14097375
Нигде. Блять.
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Почему все русские?
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How about some humor for the night.

Alright, most of us can agree that fried chicken is delicious, amazing and even beautiful.
So, why did Hitler insist he could do the impossible and create something better?
You didn't hear it from me, but the man did know his way around an oven.
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>>14097386
yeah but it still allows you to grow some crops and NOT STARVE TO DEATH IF YOU FUCK UP GETTING RID OF WINTER
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>>14097386
Who wants gross crops anyway? I prefer delicious crops.
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>>14097360
But it's also time to say goodbye it's witbier we must clean
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>>14097378
You touch Twilight's butt innapropriately

Suddenly the police arrive, see what you are doing and put you in jail. Taking advantage of a dumb pony like that. You'll get the chair for this!

END

Ogres slain 1/1
Ponies sexually harassed 1/99
Spirit portals closed 0/0
Circles jerked 2/0
Shits discovered 1/10

You gained seven points.

Time for bed
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/)
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>>14097399
Because БлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлятьБлять
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>>14097416
/)
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>>14097416
(\
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there is no such thing as a good fluttershy episode

GYIC was actually a "everyone but fluttershy" episode
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>>14097424
GYIC is a bad episode.
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>>14097424
Hurricane Fluttershy
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>>14097422
>>14097423

XD
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>>14097384
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>>14097418
Блять.
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>>14097416
>>14097422
>>14097423
Why are all the ponies hitting each other?
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I'm going through some rough times, how can pony help?
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>>14097416
A test?
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Worst Episode of the series: Green Isn't Your Color

Worst Episode of the series: Applebuck Season
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>>14097453
Yea.
Everyone knew about the test today, Twilight.
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>>14097451
They'll just alter your brain chemistry to make you happy, of course. Standard procedure.
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>>14097449
Hugging is the pony equivalent of prison rape, to establish dominance. Ponies are not as nice as they seem.
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>>14097447
Блять.
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>>14097449
Because I'm desperate.
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>>14097451
Pony can't.
Pony isn't real.
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>>14097451
Pony offers to queef in your face
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>>14097464
So, that time Pinkie Pie gave me a friendly little hug at the market.....she was telling me and everyone that I'm her bitch?
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Pinkie is a total Slav to donkey dick.
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>>14097470
Then why are you guys always talking about them?
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>>14097478
You're telling me you're not?
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>>14097485
What does that even mean?
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Total slav!
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Let's discuss this
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>>14097486
We don't talk about ponies.
You're drunk.
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>>14097495
>>14097485
That horse needs therapy
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>>14097500
>the anatomy
>her face

Egh
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>>14097486
Lonliness.
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>>14097492
I thought it was just a friendly little hug

And I aint no ones bitch! Certainly not Pinkie's. I could pick her up and leave her on top of a dresser
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>Season 4 finale
>the villain explains his evil plan
>Twilight comes in and kicks him in the face
>he goes flying halfway across the throne room
>the villain gets up, and proceeds to walk towards Twilight
>Twilight starts shooting horn blasts at him
>he doesn't even flinch when they hit him

Twilight should have continued the kicking strategy that was proven more effective, or at least aimed for the parts of his body that weren't covered in armor.
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>>14097500
Rub those feet gently.
Then pin her and tickle them.
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pony just zapped you
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>>14097508
Be glad it wasn't a "from the back" hug. Sends a whole different message.
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>>14097503
She's a psychoponatic.
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>>14097519
And what is that message?

I am a backpack?
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>>14097521
What does that mean?
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>>14097510
>She kicked me.
>That actually kinda hurt.
>I am going to walk back to her melee range.
>Dumb horse your ranged attacks do nothing!

Did Blizzard get hired?
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>>14097529
Your nuts!
Crazy in the Poconut!
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Warning

Noble doge

Danger to intimate relationship with

Very afraid of friendship

Much lonely. So insecure.
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>>14097522
Short version, domination. Long version, she's relaying to the entire town that she could push your face down in the dirt, and fuck you senseless and you wouldn't even resist.
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>>14097551
today is the day i hug pony until she can't feel her skin
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>>14097541
My nuts?
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>>14097533
MAYBE HE HAS NO RANGED ATTACKS. HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THAT WISEGUY?
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>>14097517
I prepare for next time.
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>>14097478
>Did you see me with my new hugtoy today? Yeah he's a subby little bottom hugslut, loves to just get squeezed up right in public....next time I'm going to use two hooves on his pathetic cuddlebitch ass, I bet he won't even flinch, he'll just snuggle into even the hardest hugs like a fucking loose hugwhore that he is
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>>14097570
moth pone no ;_;
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>>14097564
>Only has a melee attack.
>Let a horse get the jump on him.
>Can apparently only walk.

Blizzard nerfed the fuck out of this bossfight...
It doesn't even sound like the original script!
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>>14097578
Would you stop being ridiculous, Ponk.
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>>14097578
>She posts this on the pony equivalent of Facebook.
>Of which you are a friend, naturally.
>Don't know if you should respond.
>Or just "like".
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Goodnight My Little MLPG
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>>14097580
It's alright, she didn't get hurt.

Just a shocking experience.
It's funner to watch the local wildlife get zapped.
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>>14097600
PERPL
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>>14097564
>The flashback in the previous episode showed that he can fire a lazer from his third eye, have said lazer travel across Equestria lengthwise, and cut a mountain in half on the other side.
>>
>humans arrive in equestria
>start hugging random ponies
>even the princesses are hugged
>celestia submits and gives up her crown after being group hugged by at least 20 different humans at once
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>>14097643
>Reminding everyone his aim is either shit.
>Or he REALLY hates mountains.
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>>14097652
>She held out, trying to act as disinterested as possible
>But in the end there were too many
>there were so...warm...and soft
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>>14097652
I'd surprise hug her.
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>>14097652
she wouldn't like it?
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>>14097652
I would hug a celestia
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>>14097652
>Humans are truly terrifying! In all my years at war I have never seen so many creatures brutally and relentlessly hug a pony like that. Even our great princess! They just kept hugging her, one after the other...it was like something out of a nightmare. Do they even have souls?
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>>14097717
DO YOU NEED A HUG?
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>>14097704
so would i. she's just so huggable

there's no other reason to like her.
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>>14097717
>Suddenly reminded of "Humans came from the realm of nightmares" as an alien race describes them.
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>>14097726
Watch that edge, anon
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>>14097717
>And the children, it's as though they targeted them especially.
>Twist escaped completely unscathed we have our best researchers trying to isolate her immunity
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>>14097739
Realm of insanity, we're somehow in the doughnut hole of it.
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>when humans leave their legacy inspires a slew of horror movies, cautionary tales, and fear-fueled governmental policies
>they even become a new race in hyperspace hyperwars
>the hoomanns, split into various classes
>HUGBOYS being incredibly overpowered, but still eclipse by CUDDLEMEN
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>>14097747
Pbffft
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>>14097739
Reminds me of this. What exactly is what you're referring to anyways?
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When I go to equestria I will steal the ponies for myself and claim that they were gifts from celestia

Nobody will suspect a thing back on earth. I will have all the ponies.
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>>14097793
that would be so many ponies
makes me giggle just htinking about it
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>>14097802
Sorry, you have to be at least 5'9" to share in the bounty of ponies.
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>>14097778
>parents campaign to have Hyperspace Hyperwars banned from comic book stores, claiming it has become too scary and obscene for foals
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>>14097805
>ponies exist but you cant do anything with them
a fate worse than hell
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>>14097805
what if I cut off your legs

then I'm be tall man
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>>14097813
That pony in particular is mine. She is the holiest of ponies, personally given to me by the princess herself. She is literally dripping in history and culture, so allowing a pleb like you to so much as look upon her would be heinous.

>>14097815
What if my legs are ponies, huh? You gonna cut some ponies faglord?
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>>14097830
ill fight you nigger
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>>14097830
then I'll take your ponylegs
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>>14097838
Oh shit an angry dwarf
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>>14097830
>she is literally dripping
I'd bet
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>>14097843
that's a halfling anon. learn the difference.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4283f24b3b00f7195f8c8f124c4b1f2/tumblr_muwhk0jRco1r78eexo1_r2_1280.png
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>>14097855
UNF
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/14a5fab461ee45f4c1129b7067a5ccd3/tumblr_muwm80wnEp1r78eexo1_1280.png
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>>14097854
>pic
Makes sense, she is naked.
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>>14097843
you forget i have certain skills
with balls
no homo
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>>14097855
>>14097863
source
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pony just stole all of the humans
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Bonbon has more canon personality than lyra
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>>14097873
Did pony lose her mind?
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>>14097863
woah nelly
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>>14097882
As what, the pony with the most split personalities?
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>>14097873
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>>14097873
How did pony manage that.
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>>14097901
pony was cute
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>>14097894
why are there pauldrons?
ponies don't have shoulders
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>>14097894
Those pauldrons are too small.
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>>14097924
Don't they?
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>>14096941
>Fatty McFat Fat who probably eats the cookies before she sells them
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>>14097792
It was a soldier talking about an alien movie he was watching in an alien theater, about the first contact the alien race had with the humans, who came from a galaxy made of death, basically.
The Milky Way was the haunted woods of the universe and when a fleet of ships came out of it, the galaxy lost its shit.
Dude watches a movie about the first contact, where humans basically slaughter the border control on the universe and rape some hapless aliens.
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Would you viciously rape a pony and cause he lifelong distress?
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How's it going MLPG

I feel like drawing after a game of dota.
What draw later?
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>>14097963
>her

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
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>>14097939
Oh right. Sorry. I forgot. It's just that for some reason you have half the money you should have for selling the number of boxes you claim to sell.
Oh. Now I realize. You're charitable. You're selling 2 boxes at the price of one so people can enjoy them more. Shit, let me get that charity badge for you.
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>>14097939
Now look what you did, Anon.

She joined the filly scouts and found a group of friends, no bullies to push her around, despite Savannas looks.
Now she has you bullying her, commenting about her size.
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>>14097972
bonbon and anon doing romantic boyfriend-girlfriend things.
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>>14097974
Nope, you got a word of the spell wrong, that means now I get to make sweet, consensual love to pony and shit like that
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good night mlpg

sorry i haven't been drawing as much
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>>14097978
how dare you savannah is the sweetest one of them
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>>14097978
Oh come on. I can't be the only one that thought she was two ponies in a costume.
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