Last Thread>>14064518Fluttershy learns that every little matter counts! With that in mind, why couldn't the Pegasus use a pump, buckets, containers, or even magic to transport the water to Cloudsdale? Did you like all the new pony designs they use for this episode? Why the hell didn't Spitfire help the Pegasus out when they clearly know they could not set the record?
DO WE HAVE A PREVIEW YET????!?
>>14068621>With that in mind, why couldn't the Pegasus use a pump, buckets, containers, or even magic to transport the water to Cloudsdale?It's probably tradition, and an important one at that. A bit like the linkboard in here?
>>14068632NopeThe only new things we have are two character names
This episode is S3 tier.
What do we know about Tex? He seems shrouded in mystery.
>>14068621>With that in mind, why couldn't the Pegasus use a pump, buckets, containers, or even magic to transport the water to CloudsdaleIf Ponyville was in danger of starving and Winter Wrap Up was late every goddamn year why didn't they use magic.
>>14068637link?
>>14068653>We do it like Earth ponies so no magic>except the pegasuses. They can fly.Ponyvile is unicornist
>even remembering Hurricane Uttershyte exists
>>14068659>>14067929That's it.
>>14068649What do we know about ANYONE? Most people are very discreet about their pony consumption, and with reason.
>>14068673>Bulk Biceps
>>14068685It would be so great if that was his official name. Goes perfectly with the MST3K joke.
>>14068685I remember when that stallion has a gazillion name.
>>14068698Yes and hes both Bulk Biceps and Dr Caballeron. hes a luchador.
>>14068703SLAB BULKHEAD
>>14068703I remember when he was "Roid Rage"...
>>14068719How's life going, Cap?
>>14068705Wait, I thought he is going to spend his time in the Wonderbolt Academy?
>>14068734just like how we haven't seen Rainbow Dash since that episode since she's been so busy, right?
Well looky what we've got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town.
>>14068737Mares lining up?
give me your freshest horsebonerplease and thank you
>The new antagonist feeds on fear and despair>so he decides to trick everyone in Equestria into starting a civil war>one year later>Equestria is now a war torn wasteland>Celestia has become a mindless machine of strife >The Everfree Forest, once the most dangerous region of Equestria, has now become the final safe haven to the residents of Ponyville.>the antagonist points out that since he is an entity that exists outside of regular timelines, his demise will nullify any influence he had on the world, however, if Twilight destroys him, the current timeline might cease to exist because of it.
>>14068753each line is dumber than the lastyou're terrible at this
odds - draw poneevens - draw human
>>14068807stram
>>14068770wat
>>14068815okay
derpy.me/Z9GrvArrite, let's do this.Not sure exactly what I'm going to draw, but we'll find out, I guess.
>>14068869stallions frotting
beb
>>14068761Now they hug!
Flitter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cloudchaser
When was the last time you watched fireworks alone with a boy?
>>14068931if that were true then why does she need to rely on the bow for artificial cuteness?it's like she knows her sister is cooler and prettier and faster and better and has to try to compensate
>>14068945what
>>14068945>artificial cuteness
>>14068953>>14068955it's like you guys don't even grasp the basics of pony theory
>>14068963I misse that day in class, sorry.Twilight will be wearing her artificial cuteness tiara the entirety of S4.
https://twitter.com/XCOM/status/387384103869227008Apparently some people are upset about this.
>>14068974It's hardly necessary because of how great she is now that she has wings, but yeah, she probably will
>>14068722Can't complain
>>14068985I can't wait for her other three friends to get wings, and her other four friends to get horns.
>>14068977People get mad over petty things, it just happens.Let them be.
>>14068996it's gonna be great once we reach the post-princess-scarcity stage of pony society
>>14068974>>14068985
>>14068996In order for Fluttershy to master the Element of Kindness, and ascend to the form of an alicorn, she must overcome her fear of dragons.
>>14069017Everyone will be an alicorn when Meghan is done.
>>14069033She should overcome her autism.
>>14069026Different times.The other princesses all suffer that indignity.
>>14069042I won't mind the rest of the Elements of Harmony, to be honest.
>thoroughly bathe your earth pony before bed>towel them off and give them a nice blowdry>they're nice and warm when you cuddle up for the night>wake up with a bed filled with dirt and twigs anyway
>>14069085YOU forgot to take a bath. Pony did not tell you about your mess because she thought that might hurt your feeling.
>>14069085They are made of earth after all.
>>14069092anon plsI work an office jobeven if I had forgotten to shower the worst I would be bringing to the table is a bit of sweat
>>14069102what the fuck am I watching
>>14069116I told you to ignore it
>>14069121and I chose to ignore that part of the post
>>14069128Timmy go back to bed
10 PRINT "PONIES"20 GOTO 10
>>14069134if Shining Armor were my dad things would be different around here
>>14069135>gotoWorse than Hitler
>Dating Applejack>cuddling her>holding her close>getting a nice long whiff of her when she's been working on the farm all day.How do you think it feels?
>>14069150Pony Macht Frei
>The game centers on a male character who stalks and rapes a mother and her two daughters.
Are all the Europeans dead?
>>140691742007 called
>>14069176I wish burgers would stop posting
>>14069174I don't know, are we?
>>14069158
>>14069177Did you warn them about what is going to happen
>>14069026
>>14069199Was meant for >>14069176
so I have a horse maskwhat sort of costume should I combine it with this halloween
>>14068761Thats cute
time of beb 6:01
>>14069315But I life in a flat.
>>14069315Thank you Derpy.
>>14068621>why couldn't the Pegasus use a pump, buckets, containers, or even magic to transport the water to Cloudsdale?Because of the sheer amount of water they had to move, and because Cloudsdale is a flying city. Doing it any other way would be impractical.What I'd like to know is how they managed to aim the tornado to send the water where it needed to go. That seems like it'd be difficult.>Did you like all the new pony designs they use for this episode?>Flitter and Cloudchaser>Thunderlane and Blossomforth>Rumble>SMASH ROCKJAWI really did.>Why the hell didn't Spitfire help the Pegasus out when they clearly know they could not set the record?Because she was there as an overseer and moderator. She didn't help because that's not what she was there to do - it'd be like the guys from Guinness helping someone during a world record attempt.Also the Wonderbolts are kinda useless sometimes.
>>14069315get out of my house, derpy
scratch thread
>>14069315Thank you Derpy, but this isn't my house. I broke in, just like you.And now, help me to carry this huge TV to my car.
>>14069326>She didn't help because that's not what she was there to doShe didin't help because is a fucking TV show and the main character had to save the day.
>>14069335Hey Butthead, they're trying to take our TV!
>>14069331I wish I could murder her.
>>14069326thats great and all, but why are you posting with a trip on
>>14069326>Also the Wonderbolts are kinda useless sometimes.Ain't that the truth.
>>14069326>sometimes
>>14069339She didn't help because the Wonderbolts are utterly useless.
>BAD PONY!
>>14069326Its not like the the city could park their city next to a waterfall.
Oh? What's this?
>>14069376Dragon dildos.
>>14069379nah, dragon dildos come in a cardboard box
>>14069379>>14069381Maybe it IS a dragon dildo.Guess we're going to find out...
>>14069331scratch gives me feelings
>>14069349Because I forgot to clear it from the QR box before I posted.But hey thoughI cleaned up this picture I posted yesterday and added a little color.Hopefully that makes up for it.
>>14069389>replying
>>14069389What's a cottonheaded ninny muggins?
>>14069331scratch scratch
>>14069389geez her pupil was so large i thought you made her sclera black and her pupil white
Huh.I open the seal and there's another seal.Well, looks like it's not dildos this time...
>>14069381can confirm
>>14069396>red eye
>>14069401did you steal that picture off the internet or are we horsedick buddies?
>>14069389so she's applejack with braces?
>>14069395http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fig956-MuVA
Oh! I can see the eyes!It's like she's begging to get out.
>>14069428you are such a toolit's unbelievableI bet you don't even have a lactation fetish
>>14069407Why not two this time? sorry I like them
>>14069428>milkyit's shit
>>14069428
>>14069436>red eyes
I want to make lemonade in your chocolate factory.
>>14069436What a special snowflake that pony is.
>>14069421Because she's the only one with a Southern accent, right?
>>14069407>>14069440>old pics
>>14069440>being autistic
>>14069434>>14069437>>14069439Could be a customized thing for an OC.I don't know.I know she's an OC, shut up.
>>14069434>not having a lactation fetish
>>14069446>not going back to correct the mistakes of bronies past
>>14069446>>14069447Try Clear Eyes and get the redness out.
>>14069447>denying canon and substituting brony fanon
>>14069453>Littleivy25Damn that's old
>>14069436>>14069396>>14069331Even if they have shown her canon eye color, I still think it's perfectly plausible that a pony like Vinyl Scratch would wear colored contacts when it suited her.She probably has like 20 different sets in all kinds of colors.
What a shitty plush. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT UNDER HER BELLY-
>tfw jerking off to gay bdsm and fisting videos and you see your facebook avatar staring back at you in a section saying "share with your friends!"
>>14069450lactation fetish best fetish
>>14069462she wears her glasses all the time, why would she wear contacts?
>>14069443
>>14069440red oculars
>>14069472https://disconnect.me/
>>14069470I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>14069331
>>14069480twilight you need to calm downi went out to get you those chips you wanted me tothat is why i wasnt here
>>14069462No
IT EVEN HAS A BELL THAT WORKS.OH GOD.I CAN'T WAIT TO RUB MY DICK BETWEEN HER TEATS
>>14069498It took you exactly one hundred and eighty three seconds longer than she expectednow's she's upset
>>14069474Because why not?
>>14069474those are gogglesthey're probably not prescription
>>14069514>tfw Scratch is ded>tfw LK is ded
>>14069410its mine, horsedick buddies it is I guess
>>14069526he's just busy with his pokemonshe'll be back eventually
>>14069528neat!
I'M RUBBING ITON HER TEATS
>>14069513but twilighti also got you that yogurt you like
>>14069536>those handsAppleDan is that you?
>>14069534I like to think that all ponies are has a mentality as a kid when it comes to having fun.
>>14069536i think you're the only one that cares about this.Also your nails are disgusting
>>14069541you got the wrong oneshe wanted the purple onethere's not a single purple yogurt in this bag
>>14069536CLEAN YO NAILS PEREZ
>>14069536Go away.
>>14069474
>>14069546>>14069549>>14069550Make me.
>>14069548it's colorchange yogurtit turns purple when you expose it to airit was a special release
>>14069536>>14069543Probably is
>>14069558Alrighty then, enjoy the janitor
>>14069551>scratch and octavia
Bullies hugging the bullied.
>>14069558CLEAN YO BITCHASS NAILS
>>14069559that's not a real thingshe knows it's not a real thingwhy are you lying to heryou've already upset her and now you're making it worseshe needs to go lie downshe's throwing you in to bed and you better not resist
>>14069571DT seem so jaded here.
>>14069571>hugging
>>14069571she's uhshe's really rubbing herself on that filly
>>14069571Yeah, uh, hugging.
>>14069574oh dear
>>14069202why is he so perfect
>>14069592is he for sexual every day or only on weekends?
>>14069592epic meme :)
>>14069601Whenever he wants to be
>>14069601>>14069610He wants it now
>>14068621Hurricane Fluttershy is one of the best S2 episodes, and is easily top 5 in the seriesProve me wrong.
Fluttershy wants you to dress up like the pony terminator for her 80s party
>>14069613
>>14069616It was shy then no shy like over half her episodes.
>>14069619is this new?I love it
>>14069616It's alright
>>14069619Do I need to be as big as Arnie?
>>14069558Reminds me of this.
>Episode 3 will make people realize why the costume needed to be so skimpy; and the direction of the story will become perfectly clear.>The story will become very surprising after episode 3 and they want the audience to always need the next episode as soon as possible.Who is ready for kill la kill?
>>14069616Basically >>14069622 and forcing her to do things that isn't her element or strength is just shitty.>>14069619But I'm not that tall at all!
STRAM RESULTS 1/3
>>14069639>>14069650You're already way bigger than everyone else, it'll be fine
>>14069643hein?
>>14069643Hyped
>>14069659STRAM RESULTS 2/3
>>14069659It's like a pre assembled Pokemon team.
My Sturdy Horse
>>14069666STRAM RESULTS 3/3NOW WITH COLORTHANK
>>14069676that's cute yo.
>>14069676Thanks for stream cute ponies!SA has a buck tooth.
>>14069681YOU'RE cute
>>14069676No, thank you.
>>14069685
What's the deal with this OC?I want to draw her.
>cards against poneamity
>>14069477So... how long do you think it's gonna take before this show is forgotten after it starts airing? I'll give it a couple of weeks.
>>14069717Less
>>14069699She's way too lewdThat's the deal
>>14069699Go for it, it's Endii's but I think he's past the point of caring.
>>14069699she's shit
>>14069732
>>14069732You're shit
>>14069733that you only exist for fetishes and that the person who "made" you hates you
>>14069732your waifu a shit
UNFhttps://e621.net/post/show/390339/anthro-blush-equine-female-friendship_is_magic-hai
>>14069664it's a show you should be watching
>>14069754nothis is not unfyour unf permit application is denied
>>14069759Qu'est ce que c'est?
>>14069761>slutty celestia>not unf
>>14069762Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
>>14069764this is terrible
>>14069772The purple part is the worst, in my humble opinion
>>14069754>anthro
when can i see some man spunk on that plooshalso, really the knock off from china? I BETTER SEE SOME SPUNK ON IT AND SOON
>>14069762I am Doctor Le Quack
>>14069783Sometime, but hopefully that guy has the decency to post it somewhere else.
>>14069789I demand that he jack off and post it now.
>>14069799Then I hope he's willing to banned to do it.
>>14069783It's a German-Spanish co-production involving the company (BRB Internacional) behind David the Gnome.No, I'm not joking.
>>14069803well, i mean like an imgur link is fineif you want to get all mod on me, you could say that milky is nsfw anyways, without the spunk.
>>14069738Anon, Boxing pony may have been attacked by the fetish posters just as literally, LITERALLY, everything else in these threads are, but if you really believe that's why she exists then you got problems.
>>14069812I was talking about the Milky Dolland yea im up to date on that franchise, i used to watch the shit out of David the Gnome in the 80's as a kid.
>>14069816So... is there porn of her?
>>14069825There's a shitty futa one and a one by no-hooves I think
>>14069825Yes.
>>14069825Is there not porn of anything?
>>14069832Not many things, no.
pony went around touching everything in the office, but it didn't make a bit of difference, nor did it advance the story in any way
>>14069819Huh. Looks nice for a knockoff from China then. Then again, fanmade plushies look better than most of Hasbro's stuff, so what do I know.Pic semi-related.
>>14069832Is there porn of you, Anon?
>>14069790>tfw you would never hug her in the winter>tfw you would never feed her hot water everyday
>>14069835>tfw download so slow
>>14069839technically I drew myself touching Dash's butt once
>>14069842Well then.Guess that answers my question.
I FUCKING NEED PONY NEWS NOW
>>14069835It's tough sometimes playing a game like Deja Vu.You can look at everything in the office, but never figure out you can open the window.
>>14069838>conspiring handsHA
>>14069835Is she going to be okay?
>>14069832I haven't seen music notes fucking yet.
>>14069754I wish he'd draw some ponies again instead of just anthro
>>14069839>>14069842
>>14069855
>>14069864welpthere's nothing else to see in this lifegoodbye
>>14069838yea
>>14069754>https://e621.net/post/show/390339/anthro-blush-equine-female-friendship_is_magic-haithose are some badly drawn titties right there m8
>>14069847"In other news, scientists have found that certain combinations of ponies may in fact be objectively better than other combinations. More news as the story develops.
>>14069859Is that two ponies touching my butt at once
>>14069845>MLPG>2011 - 2013>Died the way it lived: beb
>>14069855>yfw you're gonna get it right in the treble cleft
>>14069872"Picture unrelated."
>>14069872So that's the combination that's always worse eh? man scientists are useless. I knew that was shit long ago
>>14069873The ponies are these two.
>>14069884but those are stallions
>>14069884Man those two are cute
>>14069872>I>not 'ah'
>>14069872>Rarity comes to Earth>Tries to be a fashion designer>Learns that adding gems to things doesn't make them instantly fashionable in real life>But it's okay because she's rich from having loads of jewels
>>14069888Has it ever stopped you before?
>>14069890>ah>>>/fimfiction/
>>14069879>>14069877"Scientists have also tried pairing pony with non-pony animals, but it tends not to work very well."
>>14069884Is that one on the left a mare or a stallion?
>>14069897I've never had the chance to have not stopped before
>>14069892>Applejack comes to earth>nothing changes
>>14069898>not using onomatopoeias
>>14069899Couldn't she just ask?
>>14069892Most of her cloths didn't have gems on them tough. Why do people go on with this?
>>14069892>implying that's all she did since she was a fillyTrue, she really likes to use them as accessories, but she has designed dresses on the show that don't have any.
>>14069892>Twilight comes to earth>Realizes that all her studies have just been about magic and she knows nothing about real science>panics
>>14069919DYEWTS
>>14069909>onomatowotm8
>>14069915Well that's arguable.Maybe most didn't, but whenever she had a crowning achievement in fashion (besides the gala dresses) it was always some outfit that was overly bedazzled like when she was a filly or that blue and white one in Suited for Success.
>>14069912Maybe, but it doesn't work with most other animals.
>>14069915raindrones and twilytards like to spread around dumb shit about Rarity
>>14069729Endii is dead. So yes he doesn't care.
What are you drawing?
>>14069928>not using bongwords to pass over your noggindata through interpretive wiggly sound language
>>14069938But it's true.Rarity a shit.
>>14069942Don't you mean she?
>>14069948Nothing.
>>14069948Art is a luxury.
>>14069959Drawing nothing as in you're not drawing, or nothing as in pretentious abstract art?
>>14069935>Out fits with gems>The play costumes, that one outfit in a dog and pony show, one bow tie and one saddle>No gems>Gala outfits, those coats in SoME, most of the dresses that she gave Twilight in the first episode, the dresses in Green isn't your color, that dresh she wanted to make for Twilight, the dresses that she made in SS90% of her dresses don't have any gems. And out of the ones that had gems only one was a true success, the one Sapphire Shores bought.
>>14069924Those magic machines in her basement don't count.
http://challonge.com/poneisfightYou have less than 12 hours to get your votes in!Round 2:PP vs TS: http://strawpoll.me/530017RR vs RD: http://strawpoll.me/530021AJ vs FS: http://strawpoll.me/530023
>>14069956Did he she finally get that sex change?
>>14069937>mfw I want to go all China, IL on that moth
>>14069938Nigga fuck you I'm a Twifag and Rarity is my second favorite and I would never spread slander of her.
>>14069968As in I'm not drawing.I hate my lack of motivation ;_;
>>14069948Mayor Made sleeping at her desk...still. I need to do some more perspective stuff once I'm finished. I need to do a lot more art in general.
>>14069975I cant vote.
>>14069975>PP vs TSBoth are greatI refuse to choose>RR vs RDBoth are equally shitWhy choose?
>>14069954fuck off zecoraaffirmative action doesn't exist in equestia
>>14069969The saddle that she gave Twilight actually did have gems.As a matter of fact when she was going through several outfits and not liking any of them, the saddle was the only one that she loved, probably because of the gems. Also there was the outfit she wore when Spike babysat the pets which Rarity took a gem off of reluctantly.She doesn't always have gemmed outfits but when she does it seems like she fucking loves them.
>>14069990You must've already voted, then. Or something, I'm not sure why it's doing that.>>14069991You aren't obliged to vote for all three polls. But do remember that not ranking the other ponies might affect their statistics, for better or for worse.
>>14070005I didnt vote. If I have to register to vote then fuck you anon.
>>14070002I said most of the dresses she gave Twilight. Only one of them had a gem and it was one single gem at the center. And the pet one is the saddle I was talking about.
>>14070012No registration is needed to vote.
>>14069982Then don't draw. Drawing is bullshit anyways.
>>14069991>"Hey! You got try-hard on my marshmallow.">"You got bitchpony on my multicolored goddess.">"Two shit tastes that tastes more shitty together."... Great, now I actually want raridash stuff. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
>>14070022You deluded soul.
>>14070021It's a hassle to figure this out. No I rather not vote.
>>14070025I have some. I prefer Twirity tough
>>14070032That's unfortunate. Do try and participate in the next round, however.
>>14070045Ill be sure to not to!
>>14070030I'm not in dire need of attention anon. Therefore I do not draw.
>>14070052We appreciate your passive-aggressive approach.
>>14069901Stallion, no eyelashes
pony just made a little kid cry by beating them at pokemon
>>14070014Technically it was kind of lined by tiny gems but either way.It's not like she's given Twilight that many dresses. I would guess that generically she likes to put gems on everything but since she got to know her friends well and none of them are really into fashion, she designed them more off of their personality and less off of what she personally wanted in a dress.
>>14070064You should be honored.
Foals subjected to foal labor.No, not that kind of labor, you twisted sick perv.
>>14069974not to mention that she gives up on them almost immediately when she doesn't get the reading she want to see
QUICKDRAW YOUR FAVORITE SCENE OF THE SHOWDON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONSJUST DO IT
>>14070084apple butt
>>14070083But of course. I get all the benefits.
>>14070081Sisterhooves social dresses had no gems at allThe outfits she gave Fluttershy had no gems at allThe outfits she wore in Sweet and Elite had no gems
>>14070088No go fuck yourself.
>>14070067>"I admit it! I wear false eyelashes!"S02E24, reconfirming what we saw in S01E26
>>14070090Touche. Touche.
We are the crystal gems,
>>14069948ALIENS
>>14069948An expansion in my natural and a nydus in his :)
>>14070092Again I already said that most of the dresses don't have them but when they do it seems like she is bonkers for them.I mean it's her cutie mark after all. If anything she's just gotten more fashion savvy as she's gotten older and resisted the urge to bedazzle everything.
MLPG I have returned after several months of doing stuff. What have you been up to? Still worshipping poeple?
>>14070128But that's the thingThe outfits she gave Fluttershy in GiYC had no gems on them and she though that Photo Finish had come for them.The outfits she wore in Sweete and elite were for her. They were the ones she made for herself. There'sa nothing to indicate that she is bonkers after the gem ones. She bedazzles some, true. Hell she had a chest of baby sapphires for dresses. But she doesn't prefer them. If she did all her outfits in Sweet and Elite would be full of gems. The outfit in too many ponkas would be full of gems. Also she makes her own fashion so if she really was bonkers for gems again most of her outfits would have gems on them
>>14070107Don't you run away from me now.
Vagoo
>>14070088
>>14069974you forgot the meteor report
>>14070188LEL
>>14070168Took you long enough to respond
>>14070172Dabutt
>>14070188>ponka pig ruining everything for everyone and not sharingHer friends probably knew she'd pull some bullshit like this and never taste the cake and that's why they did it.
>>14070204We all know who the winner is.
>>14070160The second dress in GiYC was gemmedAnd why on earth would she be so reluctant to give away gems if she wasn't crazy for them?They don't seem particularly hard for her to find if they just grow in the ground.And granted not all cutie marks are a direct resemblance of what that pony loves but hers is pretty specific.
>>14070172>>14070205WHICH DO YOU PREFER
>>14070194too bad the constellations in Equestria would be completely different rendering any astral knowledge useless
>>14070230ynotboth.jpg
>>14070230Butt
transformation
>>14070237art of the dress
>>14070257pure coincidence
Who is best sister?
>>14070240this anon gets it>>14070243YOU FAILSEE ME AFTER CLASS
>>14070225>And why on earth would she be so reluctant to give away gems if she wasn't crazy for them?That was in the pets episode right? i think that was more to do with the fact that she's used t have things done for her by spike for free. And even then Dash told her that Spike wanted something and she just gave him a gem since it was the closest thing she had
>>14070273>SEE ME AFTER CLASSUrghhh, I hate detention..
>>14070270Not Rarity, of course.
>>14070260Horse head nebula in TimecopAND HOW THE FUCK ARE THE ZODIAC CONSTELLATIONS AND ORION A FUCKING PURE COINCIDENCE?
>>14070229I've been raised in a hardcore conservative family and to this day I'm scared/disgusted/enraged by sexual activities.When those free souls speak about prudes, I know they're talking about me.
Why is Twilight such a horrible pone?inb4 tens of twidrones repeating "cute, smart, beautiful"
>>14068630
>>14070275YeahAlso in Dog and Pony Show when she gave just that one red one to Spike when she had a literal wheelbarrow full.All I'm saying is it's arguable either way. If they had an episode where she said she didn't like gems that much anymore I'd be fine with it.
>>14070270Rarity and Sweetie are best sisters
>>14070290Man I'm not saying she doesn't like gems. She loves gems that's obvious. All I'm saying is that she doesn't go nuts with putting gems on most of her dresses.
>>14070289What's the purpose of linking this?The people that care are already probably in that thread already, and even then it would just show up on derpibooru like it always does.
>>14070267EVERYTHING IS PONIES
>>14070289Is that a durian? Or however it's spelled?
>>14070289Huh, his sketching style looks really nice
>>14070282I was just joking with you anon you win. She can have stars.
>>14070270>>14070293Mi hermano
>>14070299Well I'm glad that he linked it because it's a cute picture but I visit neither the bat-thread nor derpibooru
>>14070304You look really nice
>>14070299I didn't know EP browsed 4chan.I don't know what I may be interested in, Anon; it's the magic of discovering new things.Maybe now I'll be a bit more interested in bat ponies (not really, but still.)
>>14070324Y-you too
>>14070330Look at youYou're so niceAnd purple
>>14070330>you will never have tiny hearts in your eyes
>>14070325He's been here for a while now. He frequents the bat pony threads.
>>14070229>mfw my dad had all of those Jack Chick tracts, just about every single story that had been printed
Evens - StudyOdds - VidyaDoubles+ - Start grading papers early
Princesses being all princessy.
>>14070357I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST DUCKFACE
>>14070356Hit the books nigga.
>>14070289>blushing>wings tremblingl-lewd!
>>14070357I hope she's at least not holding an iPhone.
Dropped.
What if two stallions wanted to dominate you at once?
What draw?
>>14070391How dare they reference DBZ!
Why is Mushroom Pony so giggly?
>>14070391Saw that tooHad a giggle
>>14070362>Hit the booksI think i'll read it instead.
>>14070404Twilight and Rarara hugging. Or Rarara petting a happy Twilight.
>>14070421>not beating them like they owe you money
>>14070409BUT IT'S NOTHE SAYS 8000 IN DBZ
>>14070391HASHTAG BEEF
>>14070404Rarity taking care of a sick Sweetie Belle
>>14070426READ A BOOKREAD A BOOKREAD A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK
>>14070391>Not posting the Hex Maniac going 'What is this wizardry!?' after you beat them
>>14070428>watching the wrong dubs
>>14070404CMC playing with Ristar
>>14070426Beat a book with another book.
>>14070395>letting things smaller than you dominate youanon plz
>>14070438Haven't got there yet(I don't think).When I do I might mention it.
>>14070436Oh God.I remember this.
>>14070404Celestia bapping Luna on the nose with a newspaper for making duckfaces in front of the mirror
>>14070453only one way to fix this
>>14070458http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
>>14070404draw >filename
>>14070476>draw freeform jazz
>>14070458>>14070473I'm partial to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cnsn_uFiSY
>>14070436>mfw I listen to that song five times a week.
>>14070469you gotta make me even bigger?or do i have to fight off a sized up gilda?either way, it'll be a lot of fun
>>14070473Someone should draw Twilight and her crew telling ponies to make some goddamn friends
YOU MUST ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR FREEFORM PONE
>>14069622
>>14070521I don't already?
Pony wants to cuddle and whisper lewd things about the cuddling.
>>14070530autism speaks
>>14070542okay but after sex
>>14070530Well that post certainly changed my opinions.I guess Fluttershy really isn't that bad of a pony. Now she's just tied with Rainbow Dash as worst mane 6
>>14070530>actually watching the show
>>14070530Half her episodes follow the same premise. That post is arguing semantics and is largely bullshit.
>>14069544Do they have the mentality of a kid when it comes to sex?
>>14070549>discussing episodes is autism
>>14070571It's a show for little girlsSo yes
"Fluttershy has social issues" would sum up about every one of her episodes.
>>14070553Pony is shocked and appalled.
>>14070589Except the one with Discord. Man, that was nice.
>>14070562Whatever you say anon
>>14070530>Fluttershy stole the show in BNEWhoa, no.
>>14070586I want to be a pretty little girl watching MLP.
>>14070596I didn't really like it that much outside of the bits with Rarity.`
IT'S OUT: http://horriblesubs.info/
>>14070395What if two zebras wanted to dominate you at once?
>>14070634Aw yiss! Naruto!
>>14070596>villain reformI know I'm not the only one bothered by this whenever it happens in a show. People never change unless they can profit from something. Though I guess you can say Discord did profit because he wasn't sealed in stone again and made a new friend. If Chrysalis, Sombra, or somehow the dark force that possessed Luna in the comics ever show up again and they turn "nice" I'm going to flip my autism.
>>14070654>People never change unless they can profit from somethingWe suspect of others what we know of ourselves.
>>14070654The say sombra is gone for good.But if cheeselegs gets reformed I'm gonna be pissed.
>>14070654I don't really care that much.
>>14070664What site did you find on google to pull that quote from?
>>14070670Not him, but eh, "People never change unless they can profit from something" also sounds like a quote found on google. I.e. a shitty generalization
>>14070654I don't mind villains reforming. Sometimes it can be really cool and interesting. But KCAFO was pretty mediocre in my opinion.It just did nothing for me.
>>14070654Only time I could ever see Chrysalis on the side of the good guys would be in an "enemy of my enemy situation".
>>14070593pony was the one who invited me over for sex
I'm sure his parents are proud of him
>>14070695All I can see are pony pillows and how I desperately want oneBut I can't order it because someone else in my house would sign for the delivery and start asking questions
>>14070684If there's no incentive for someone to change, they're not going to change.
>>14070695Why do people think posting the same thing multiple times is going to make it more funny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i588_Rwny9o
>>14070691Aw fukken yeah. That would be great. That'd open so many interesting interactions between her and the mane 6. Maybe even between changelings and other ponies. I bet Pinkie'd be the one who'd socialize the easiest because of the cool tricks the changelings would do.>>14070695Comfy. So many pillows...
I started playing Katawa Shoujo and fell in love. I-I'm sure Pony will understand...
>>14070717Did I travel back in time?
>>14070717She's leaving you.
>>14070717I've seen that post before.
>>14070695[envy intensifies]
Why aren't you a skinny Japanese boy yet, /co/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfybCivh8U
I really really love fat pony.
>>14070736no Pinkie the last one gave me diarrhea for hours
>>14070717 Lilly is best girl
>>14070596And that episode was 'How to reform a villain poorly and makes every future villain problem completely irrelevant' in the space of 22mins>>14070654My problem with Discord reforming is that he'll either be ignored when big problems happen in the show or just used to move the plot along, like Celestia does already. Otherwise, he's just another one of the Deus Ex Machina devices, like the EoH is.
>>14070741THAT WAS A FLUKETHIS ONE IS SO MUCH BETTERYOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
odds - bebevens - be "productive"dubs - fap then beb
>>14070742THIS FUCKING GUYIS MY NIGGA
>>14070695>i posted it again lel
>>14070692Pony said cuddles.
>>14070749don't roll unless there's some pony option you fucking ape
>>14070742Mein Neger.
>>14070746>makes every future villain problem completely irrelevantIrrelevant?
>>14070709It's not that they think it's funny. Stupid people crave attention.Think of a child who acts out. They know they're being bad but they love the attention they get.
fap includes poniesbut now, beb
>>14070769its a sad that sentenal himself is analogous to his own haters
>>14070796That seems like an excessive amount of clothing for a pony who probably has trouble putting them on
>>14070769I can attest to this.I'm kind of an "instigator" in real life; I like prodding and poking people in various ways to get a reaction, even if it's always going to be negative.It's just feels natural to mess with others.Sorry for blogging.
Taking request for a fanfiction
>>14070796>unzips dick
>>14070800She just wants to look pretty, anon.Don't you think she looks pretty?
>>14070804Anon messes with a magic orb that turns him into Fluttershy in Equestria. Instead of telling anyone he's a complete beta so he fits her personality well. Everyone takes advantage of him/her as usual, especially Dash wink wink.
>>14070804how about you fucking off to fimfiction or /mlp/
>>14070767Unimportant, like if the villain of the season pops up, just Discord alone will be able to beat them within half an episode. They will offer no threat anymore (as if any but Discord offer a threat in the first place).Or, he'll be like Celestia, who is worthless on those types of threat, or is beaten just to show that the threat means business or something, and it's the EoH to save the day again.
>>14070808Cute as a bug's eye
>>14070817This is my fetish and Dash is my alpha gf.
>>14070818But MLPG is where fan fiction started
>>14070819Alright, I get it.
>>14070804Rumble Flitter and Cloudchaser go out for Ice cream
>>14070819Personally I think that Discord would be one to just sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
>>14070836How is sex with your ass a threat?
>>14070836Ben ben you can make me walk funny any day
>>14070836where did fluttershy's wings go?
>>14070530>She stole the show in BNEAhahahaahahahaWow. That;s so fucking wrong.Also underlying anger in Griffon the Brush off? Really? That's stupid. And more buried anger in SfS? Also most of the things she ranted about in this episode were complete bullshit, just wrong and the ones that aren't wrong would make the dress shittier.But the rest is right
>>14070838And let his only friend put her in danger? I don't really think so.
>>14070825>you'll never be Dash's cute yellow and pink mare>she'll never boss you around jokingly when it's just the two of you>you'll never do everything she asks and be a good homemaker for her>she'll never love you for that
>>14070846That's not fluttershy you chucklefuck
How's your team coming along?
>>14070862>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Playing pokemon
>>14070862I don't have a 3ds
>>14070825>>14070857>FlutterdashI don't think I need any more proof that Flutterdash shippers project their beta personalities and femdom fetish on Dash and Fluttershy.You people are the worst
>>14070862No DS, no pokemonI also don't really have time. I I bought a 3DS and pokemon I'd spend my days petting them
>>14070875aww c'mon we're not that badhug me anon
>>14070613>>14070850Not him, but what most people remember about BNE outside the song was Fluttershy losing it.
>>14070644>What if two zebras wanted to dominate you at once?
>>14070872I'll buy you oneIf you can name the best pony.
>>14070891i was kind of hoping you would take this in more a a main cast direction since they were all stallions
>>14070886I don't really like petting my pokemon
>>14070644
>>14070887Don't touch me, you degenerate
>>14070754my phone automatically records conversationslistenhear thatit is pony inviting me over for sexwhy would pony attempt to mislead me and lie about it
>>14070916I'M TOUCHING YOU.
>>14070850>Also most of the things she ranted about in this episode were complete bullshit, just wrong and the ones that aren't wrong would make the dress shittier.Fluttershy doesn't know shit about fashion. More obvious news at 5.
>>14070900But they're almost real at this point!
>>14070862I'm trying to catch a modest legendary
>>14070916So what would you do if you woke up in Fluttershy's body?If they think you're some kind of imposter they might do bad things to you even if you try and explain.
>>14070892Who is PrincessLuna
>>140708911) i don't think that implies if you are female in that case2) I thought everything is gender swapped in that equestria, how come they are still stallions
>>14070857:(>>14070875Who's shipping flutterdash bronylord?
>>14070898>i was kind of hoping you would take this in more a a main cast direction since they were all stallionsWell it's really just meant to be a buffer strip between these two moments
>>14070900It will never not be funny.Thankfull none of my pokemon are human-esque.
>>14070542Pony you know this isn't very lewd, right?It's likeI'm touching you.That's it.
>>14070862They're all about lvl 21.What's the 2nd Gym leader's highest level Pokemon?
>>14070936>So what would you do if you woke up in Fluttershy's body?I would put on pretty clothes and then I would kiss every single one of my friendshard
>>14070946ahstill, I like the idea of anon->fem in 63 equestriahas potential
>>14070938You're close, the correct answer is Rarity.
>>14070946Femanon in Malequestria is the bestJust how many stallions can Femanon possibly be dominated by
>>14070976But rarity is second best pony
>>14070980It's even better since she doesn't want itGetting seduced until she breaks...
>>14070980Well that depends on which ones she wants to be dominated by, doesn't it?
>>14070965I want to see male Celestia get all romance novel on femAnon. That seems like something sufficiently silly
>>14070985You're hilarious, anon
>>14070993I guess the truth can be funny.
>>14070993>filename
>>14070989>Well that depends on which ones she wants to be dominated by, doesn't it?No.
>>14070965are there even any mares in that equestria? or are they completely pent up due to the lack of female
>>14070963You can't just go around kissing ponies
http://strawpoll.me/557389
>>14070989The answer isall of them
This pony is unbearably adorablesend help
>>14071011just try and stop me
>>14070946>>14070965>>14070942Did I miss a step here? What's this all about?
>>14071004The are song lyrics, anonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WduXAO9eOuM
>>14071028That pony must get something in her eye like every 5 minutes
>>14071028Dulce is cutest filly scout
>>14071028ok here ya go
>>14071028
>>14071004
>>14071029I'd put a bridle on you
>>14071011What are they going to do about it?Hug me?
Pony should pony pony
>>14071030Discord turns Anon into a girlAll the mares are stallionsFemanon gets DP'd by zebras
>>14071030Discord made Anon into a female, left him/her in a version of Equestria where the mares are stallions insteadThe joke is sex
>>14071028>>14071040>Dulce putting in her contact lenses
>>14071034Pretty cool!
>>14071035That has to be a serious problem with pones assuming they were to appear in reality with the same proportions they have in the show
>>14071068I want to lick his cute little eyeball
Someone should draw Fluttershy kiss raping all the ponies
>>14071076You would wouldn't you anon
>>14070976Well darn
>>14071099Just look at that eyeball. Prime for a licking.captcha: approve llickin
>>14071068Some one would just design some goggles they could wear and become a billionaire
>>14071068What if they doWhat if giant eyes are an important part of pony anatomy and they have mantis shrimp visionWhat if seeing in more colors than humanly possible is how they tell each other apartWhat if EQG was rendered in simulated ponevision the whole time
>>14071131The WONDERBOLTS?
>>14071056that would be the only way to get any twinsxhuman. I doubt a maleAnon would let them even halfway that, let alone letting two small zebra DP him
>>14071134>EQG representing people as seen by ponesI would weep for pones everywhere
>>14071134what if the show is in ponevision and the ponies are all gray?
>>14071068>>14071099>>14071117I would befriend and hang out with that pony
Rarity wants to go trick-or-treating with you.She even designed matching costumes
>>14071189hnnnnnnnnnng
>>14071170>Not horse colored
>>14071184As long as you don't try anything funny.He's a bit of a nut case
>>14071189What does the costume looks like?
>>14071200Get a grip, anon.
>>14071211Post Applejack please.
>>14071218You got it, boss.
>>14071189Fuck that. I'm too old to go trick or treating with sluts.
>>14071231At what age do you grow out of trick-or-treating with sluts?
>>14071151>pony see each other as the cartoon ones, and sees us as the EqG humans>humans sees each other as we do now, and see ponies as small everyday horses
>>140712489 months
>>14071259NOOOOOO
>>14071189>>14071211>>14071227>>14071248oh christoh godi'm dyinganon pls
>>14071259>>14071269Seems unlikely, we already see ponies as cartoon ponies.But what if when we go to Equestria, we see ourselves as EqG humans?
For her final act, pony will perform the song, "Those Endearing Young Charms."
>eating pizza with utensils
>>14071270Please don't die
>>14071272What if we see ourselves as tiny horses even though we're not
>>14071303that would be too jarringyou would stumble into everything
>>14071272Are there any obese, handicapped, dwarves... EqG humans?I haven't seen the movie.
>>14071293Depends on the type of pizza.
>>14070980>Just how many stallions can Femanon possibly be dominated bywell also what about colts
>>14071293a pizza cutter is a utensilif you want to eat a pizza without utensils you have to not cut it
Cringe worthy
>>14071272nah, I think we'll be ourselves still, but with cartoon physics applying to us.You know, like Space Jam
>>14071297dedso ded
>>14071334TEAR THE PIZZA
>Step 1: Twilight throws a rock at Flash Sentry>Step 2: Flash Sentry dies>Step 3: MAXIMUM AROUSAL.
>>14071337i will hunt this guy down and beat him to death with a foam sword
>>14071330>That sweat on Scoots and SBOh dearThey are eager to explore her
>>14071337>sentenal shitposting about himself for pity appeal
>>14071330What could colts possibly do?
>>14071334I can do that.Just tear the damn thing into quarters and fold it.
>>14071341rip in pizzas anon
>>14071330>Vaginal>Tit job>Oralunfity
>>14071330>femanon x 63 CMCjesus fucking christ
>>14070839You've never had sex with Bonbon, have you?
>>14071330HahAnd Femanon thought she was safe from the constant come-ons just because they're only colts
>>14071344YOUR PIZZA IS HUGETHAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE CALORIESRIP AND TEARRIP AND TEAR YOUR PIZZA
>>14071375>no Sweetie analNah.
>>14071334You can buy pizza by the slice, plus the cutter isn't involved in the eating part of a pizza, just preparing it to be eaten. I'm talking about utensils that are used specifically to cut the pizza into bite sized portions and lift it to the mouth.
>>14071381Have you?
>>14071367>What could colts possibly do?Well, that depends on how self-confident and assertive anon is in her new form, right? And how willing she is to say no to the CMC.
>>14071330How can they be flustered by alien human curv-Nevermind.
>>14071330Well, she does have 3 holes after all, so it works out
>>14071388What's an ass pizza?Is that anything like pizza face?
>>14071381Bonbon isn't real you delusional pantsfuck
>>14071399Yes.
>>14071334>>14071344>>14071388>>14071321>>14071293>pizzaI got what you need: youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
>>14071375>belly fucking
>not blending your pizza, coke, and ice cream together and drinking the resulting slus with a straw
>>14071414Cherry please.
>>14071410how could you be flustered by alien pony curvatureit doesn't make sense
>>14071430I'm going to cry
>>14071330Jesus christ sweetie wants it bad
Why is femanon fat?
>>14071442Hence the nevermind. I noticed the stupidity of the question as I wrote it
>>14071455Why are you fat?
>>14071442I'm not
Zimbabwe
>>14071330maybe they're talking about a fun game, like pin the tail on the pony or musical chairs
>>14071455to cater to GG's chubby fetish
>>14071455blame discord
>>14071455because mlpg is fetish
>>14071455Why not?
>>14071465I'm 117 pounds.
>>14071473>maybe they're talking about a fun game, like pin the tail on the pony or musical chairs>They lost the board>So they'll just have to pin it on you>There aren't enough chairs to go around>So you'll just have to sit on one of them instead
>>14071442unf
>>14071487Are you a midget or anorexic?
>>14071478unf
>>14071495>they really, really, really wish they had penises right now>but those won't grow until they have their cutie marks
Is the PS4 really that different from the PS3 apart from a slight upgrade to the current hardware and UI with a few extra shitty features? Also it's bullshit they changed the controller, they just tacked crap on so people can't use their PS3 controllers. Oh and also it's bullshit that everyone is so excited about being able to play games on multiple systems and Sony is using that as a selling point, that shit should be expected.
>>14071517that's just silly
>>14071501No, I'm 5'10
>>14071443YOU COULD ALSO PUT THE SLUDGE IT IN A CREPEAND DEEP FRY IT
>>14071517Then I guess they'll just have to get their older brothers to play with you in the meantime.
>>14071521>buying consoles
>>14071478>that picwhy are there so little discord with humans pics
>>14071524I'm 5'9" and 185 pounds.
>>14071521It's very different.Also the controller is a massive upgrade, take that from someone that has held it.
>>14071455Because femanon is the only human in Equestria, and can easily lie and tell the others that fatness is a sign of attractiveness on earth, allowing her to eat all the sweet cake she wants without having to worrying about her figure.
>>14071365
>>14071535I never said I do.
>>14071539I'm 5'8" and 120 poundsI'm not even asian
>>14071539don't eat the burger
i thought my contributing days were over, but when i saw this, i just couldn't resisthave a colored dash, as drawn by cosmo earlier, colored without his permissionkthnxbai
>>14071521yes anon this console generation is complete and utter shit. The only one that's not complete shit is the Wii U and that just makes everything even more sadNow let's stop talking about this since it's /v/
>>14071557Ok, that sounds really hot
>>14071521enjoying your 25 frames max?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff205582a4cb03e791cc39c6fa99ce67/tumblr_murop71Zzo1r4pfklo1_1280.png
>>14071337>implying sentenal is Jin
>>14071539>>14071565I get it, you guys way more than me and could probably beat me up.No need to rub it in.
>>14071567PS pls
>>14071586>front legs
>>14071572>Wii Uthat's pretty much dead now
>>14071586Twilight is holding that paddle isn't she?unf
>>14071594>you guys way>way
>>14071478Wowshe's uhjust barely covered up there
>MLP game>you can unlock playable characters by scanning the QR codes that come with collectable figurines.>Play as King Sombra, and save the Omniverse from King Sombra.
>>14071594That wasn't my point, I don't want to beat anyone up, it's just a surprising weight difference to me since I'm not fat or anything.
>>14071478Discord has good taste in women.Fertility is sexy.
>>14071602That doesn't change anything I said
>>14071620can you get hats for them?
>>14071623>only fat people is fertile
>>14071623>all around obese fat = fertilitywhat is this, the neolithic?chubby hips are all you need
>>14071620I just want a sidescrolling beat-em-up since I know I'll never get a fighting game now.And I still want to play fightan with MLPG
>>14071637http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUFxKUsW0nE
>>14071639She's not fat, she's well rounded.
Fat people are gross.
>>14071637>is fertile
>>14071567cute as heck
>>14071478I love the way GG portrays Anon, especially the eyelashes on femanon's question mark
>>14071639To me, GG's femanon is chubby.
>>14071650/fit/ pls go
>>14071647Why do fat fetishist always say shit like this?I love chubby girls and all, but I'm not going to kid myself, fat is fat, and that bitch is fat.
>>14071637Fertile with mold growin between there fat folds
>>14071637>>14071639Curves, Anon. Curves.I might be tainted by all those hyper-proportioned pictures though
>>14071639It's the neolithic now, anon. When are you going to take up your spear and hunt down some fresh pony flesh for the good of your tribe? Get to it.
>>14071637>is>>14071637>>14071637Did you fail grade school?
>>14071660Not /fit/, just saying the truth.
>you really think I'm "a fatty?"
>>14071656She's definitely chubby, not fat.>>14071665I'm not a fat fetishist.
>>14071675Did you?
>>14071597huh?
It happened again
>>14071678Big is beautiful, Fluttershy
>>14071675Did you fall replying school?##noided
>>14071672Ahhhh, I spy a fine prize for the tribe!
>>14071597I miss PS
>>14071678>tfw Jessy is dead
>>14071678Oh god I want to rub that so hard
>>14071678Holy shit a yellow penguin
>>14071616Don't worry Discord's very thoughtful
>>14071710why does fluttershy have the best butt?
>>14071701I don't
>>14071678Eat itfatty
>>14071683It's also possible that, without that padding, Femanon would be killed by horsedicks. So it's as much for her own survival as it is a partialism.
>>14071708This is my fetishall of it
>>14071600>Poor Cherilee is doomed to be drawn with an apple on the table.
>>14071702I just now realized Jessy was a brit
>>14071678Looks good to me.
>>14071708>male pinkie x femanonfund it
>>14071708Oh boy!
>>14071708What is the shirt supposed to smell like? I never got that.
Pone should lay off hot cakes.
>>14071708RAPE INMINENT
>>14071722Krautism
>>14071729is it time?
>>14071721Well goodbecause you might be stuck that way for a while
>>14071722But
>>14071717>killed by horsedicks>from ponies less than half her heightyeah no
I used to like transformation up until a few days ago, then the fetish died entirelyProbably related to a small dildo and a lot of lube and disappointment. My ass still feels like it's a gaping hole. I'm instinctively doing kegels to try and fix it.
>>14071722That's not a meme or a table, it's a teacher stereotype and a desk.
>>14071744I think so.
>>14071745>If you pull the shirt from the front, you moon everyone>If you pull it from the back...well...
>>14071742BCS pls
>>14071732it smells like a dude
>>14071713You tell me
>>14071763Rose pls
>>14071759>That's not a memeI never said that.Reading comprehension much?
>>14071744Yes.
>>14071732>What is the shirt supposed to smell like? I never got that.I didn't have any particular scent in mind but I figured whatever it was the stallions liked itSome kinda pheremone thing I don't knowobligatory musk
>>14071745How many stallions get a go at her before Discord comes back?
>>14071767
>>14071752You're underestimating the number of horsedicks she might end up taking. And from whom.Two to a hole can stretch someone farther than they should.
>>14071783ALL THE STALLIONS
>>14071781
>>14071722wut?
sex with mti and mua
Why is Weaver just sitting here talking to us instead of drawing Femanon getting railed by 3 colts?
>>14071783All of themHe even genderswitched mares so everyone would get a go on the anonycicle
>>14071752the real funny part is that due to the fact equestrian ponies have a far greater range of motion and flexibility than actual horses, they would have lacked the evolutionary imperative to even develop abnormally large penises, theirs would be the same size relative to their body as any other quadruped, like a dog or catTLDR poor equestrian stallions would not be "hung like a horse"
>>14071796>>14071798
>>14071794Man the shading on that one is kinda weird
>>14071744He looks like the kind of guy that would buy booze for the both of you and have a good timenonsexually
>>14071770But
>>14071798I second this.
>>14071798Better question: why are YOU sitting here talking about weaver when you could be drawing Femanon getting railed by 3 colts?
>>14071794>Dating your foalsitter one you've maturedThis is hot and weird
>>14071809>that compression>typos>using a dark font on a very dim coloured picture>those clouds
>>14071818unfest of unfs
>>14071783That depends on how how good she is at running and hiding. It would be like playing hide-and-seek where femanon is the one hiding, and whoever finds her gets to give her the D.
>>14071794unf
>>14071811Would you go to the bar with Pinkie Pie and then go home with Rainbow Dash?They are both stallions.
>>14071726
>>14071812
>>14071841Have you read it?
>>14071818That's pretty hot... who are those OCs?
>>14071828I didn't even notice the typo.
>>14071794>>14071818>>14071832too bad he's no longer for sexual
>>14071802>Stallions with bigger dicks give mares more orgasms, create stronger bonds>girthy cocks are better at plunging out other sperm>longer cocks get closer to the uterus>big dicked stallions ultimately have more kids and more resilient families and become the norm
>>14071841I might read that.
>>14071835Probably not in the way that you're implyingBut yeah I'd get shitfaced with stallionpank and go play vidya with stallionRD
>>14071853With a penis that big it's safe to say he is, considering how much larger he is than her.
>>14071795Almost every pic with Cherilee that features a table has a red apple on it. Almost always. And even if there is no apple visible for some reason - I know it is there. Hidden behind the books.
There is only one race.The pony race.
>>14071860>Poindexter's rejected attempt at a pick-up line>he fumes since his penis is more massive than Buck Withers
>>14071850is this le new epin meme?
>>14071790horses that size will be thinner than our average size. she takes two easily (if those pics are to tell us)>>14071802>catoh man, their dick are tinypoor them poor gryphons
>>14071847>>14071866I suggest this first.it is VERY actual for MLPG.
>>14071783>How many stallions get a go at her before Discord comes back?Anon don't be sillyDiscord's never coming back
>>14071882
>>14071885What meme?
>>14071891In that case, does Femanon eventually settle down in Malequestria and get used to being the object of every stallion's desires and eventually develop a thing for ponies?
>>14071802Humans evolved bigger dicks for social reasons, why not ponies?They're just horse shaped humans
>>14071817I tried.
>>14071860Sorry anon but it does not work that way, otherwise you would see massive members on every species, and nature has shown it does not select for that in any meaningful way.Equines having such massive junk is a direct adaptation of how they are forced to mate, it is a work around for their inflexibility, they NEED the extra reach to even make it.Equestrian ponies are not hamstrung in that way and simply would not have developed a biological work around for a problem that they do not have
>>14071890>actualI think the word is "relevant"
>>14071891So we're gonna become a breeding factory for satyrs
>>14071895the nordic people have done nothing but harm to the worldjust like pegasi
>>14071917That too.
>>14071802>you will never have a small dicked trappy stallion
>>14071906Oh, she'll develop a thing for ponies, but it might take around a year.
>>14071928My sides
>>14071895>tfw saying we should breed out negative qualities gets you labeled an evil nazi
>>14071924get used to it
>>14071906I prefer an outcome like this:>>14071833>That depends on how how good she is at running and hiding. It would be like playing hide-and-seek where femanon is the one hiding, and whoever finds her gets to give her the D.It's like a fun game! A game that never ends, and has fun stakes. For everyone else, anyway.Don't get caught!
>>14071913that and that all they really need to reach the cervix, so any extra length will be wasted, or outright hurt them
>>14071938>tfw being a nazi gets you labeled an evil nazi
>>14071948Dicks don't need to reach the cervix despite what you may see in your japanese hentais.
>>14071938People use the word Nazi like a bad label. The correct term you are looking for is eugenics.
>>14071927True. Pegasus pony is worst pony. Filthy lazy dickhead skypony can't match the industry of the hardworking earth pony or the cunning and magic of the unicorn.
>>14071906>>14071946Man I remember all those fetish greentexts I did about femanon going mad with pleasure.Then I feel guilty.Then I fap to them again
>>14071964
>>14071966post them
>>14071966You should do more.
>>14071966Post caps?And do another!
>>14071736that Luna looks so softI'd just love to give her a good snuggle
>>14071938It's because the "bad qualities" people who are into eugenics want to breed out is inevitably stuff like "being black" and "being a jew"
>>14071976And people call Rarity a slut.At least she's not going around shoving her marebits into other pony's faces
>>14071958we talking about real life horses here, not hentai anon
>>14071970>gravity fallsIt was and always will be better than MLP
>>14071970>Corwin's walk cycleI REMEMBER THAT
http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1382042318161.gif
>>14071986But ponies don't care if genitalia is exposed. It's just another body part to them, like a hoof or a nose.
>>14071990a lot of cartoons are anon
>>14072001I like the illusion of animation.
>>14071990You say that as if MLP was ever anything more than a mildly entertaining little girl's show.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/applehumor-from-mlp-facebook-page.htmlWhen did scrubbing bubbles get a job as Hasbro?
>>14072013It's called "artificial animation". Get your facts straight!
>playing for 9 hours>Just now getting to the 4th gymDamn, this game is long.
>>14071838I don't understand why you would hit such a soft and frail thing.
>>14072003>tfw ded Griffy
>>14072018Why are we here
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>14072027
>>14072032
>>14072040You take that back
>>14072041Why is the I in "i've" not capitalized?
>>14072032because it's easy toand she'd probably apologise for getting in your way afterwards, too
>>14072047Derpy is aggressive!
>>14072041"my sides""xd"
>>14072036I was going to say because we enjoy talking about a cartoon, but...
>>14072032THE CODEX ASTARTES SUPPORTS THAT ACTIONULTRAMAREEEEEEHNS
>>14072051because that's a shit pointless grammar rule that it's not worth following
>>14071977>>14071978>>14071982I can't find it, but it was the one about femanon being on the beach and forgetting her bikini bottom. She has really fat marebits.
>>14072058Do not taunt happy fun derp
>>14072051Maybe it's a font without capital letters.
>>14072080derpy is still a very ugly pony
>>14072083Then why are all the other letter capitalized?
>>14072079People want femanon to have marebits?I thought the variety was the attraction here
Derpy a shit
>>14072043But why attack such a weak and sweet creature?
>>14072031I'm at the hardest partcoming up with nicknames
>>14072090They wouldn't. I'd just be the way the font is made.
>>14072091GG more monsters when?
r34 is the youtube of boorus.It's the least functional, most popular, the content for the most part is shit and the userbase tend to be as dumb as a sack of bricks.
>>14072080What a pretty pony
>>14072094she deserves it
>>14072077just like all of capitalization.why can't we use a punctuation mark to denote proper nouns and be done with it? fuck, why not replace latin script and all its spelling idiosyncrasies and digraphic, tripgraphic bullshit with something that actually works with english pronunciation? written english is retarded.
>>14072097All my pokemon's names are music related
>>14072031>playing for 20 hours>not even to the 2nd gym yetmust...complete...pokedex...
>>14072102>dumb as a sack of brickssmart*
>>14072114probably bad music
>>14072102The only issue I have with r34 is the tagging, and even then, I discover many things because of the forced browsing.
>>14072079this one?
>>14072071The codex astartes does not support your face #burn
>>14072091It was more what was driving her (and the crowd of stallions) crazy. A convenient way to fetishize
>>14072103I must concur anonymous
>>14072112Blame the Mormons for failing to establish Deseret.
>>14072135yesssssssssssss
>>14072097Sometimes it's not so hard.I named my Hawlucha "Pollo Loco."
>>14072130My taste in music > your taste in musicAlso>King of Carrot flowers part 2>Not Song Against Sex>Not Naomi>Not Oh Sister>Not even my dream girl don't existMew doesn't know shit about shit.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/112ab4d281c6ad5c7ab00ae974d294f4/tumblr_mutzfu2d0F1sech11o1_1280.jpgI made a thing.
>>14072111The tune of a psychopath.
>>14072151good thing i have this collection also bolstered up with some of my own caps
>>14072160>modern music
>>14072172Hmm
>>14072172My love of creampies/impregnation and puffy buttholes makes me like this picture.
>>14072176>NMH>ModernIf you consider a bunch of hippies playing saws, sure.
>>14072112I absolutely agree.I capitalize the first letter of each sentence, because that's after all how i'm used to reading, but i already drop all others.
>>14072101I thought you guys wanted femanon x stallionsI can't do everything at once
>>14072195I just want Femanon getting her insides destroyed by three eager colts.
>>14072195What ifToo Many Glitter Glues?
>>14072176>Anon the peasant, circa 19th century>modern music be a heaping barrow of ass droppings. Why not the educated mens go back to writin their foogs? 'Ese popular tunes may lick my ass
>>14072172The quality of this thing would be improved if it used show characters instead of the OC, as shitty as cupcakes-Pinkie is, it'd still be better.
>>14072195But those are old drawings.
>>14072209>he can fap to porn of show charactersI can only get off to OCs
>>14072195I like bothWhat about Tom and stallions
>>14072209Are you seriously going to use your "If it's not from the show, it's inferior" card?
>>14072195Femanon is good for unfsMonstergirls are great for unfs and >tfw no giant swampgirl gf
>>14072218What a horrible curse that must be
trappy stallions
>>14072209>The quality of this thing would be improvedif he did learn to fucking draw.In other words it receives well-deserved "it's shit"
>>14072209I wonder... Can you back up that claim, or is it a personal preference?Personally I'd say that using canon characters is more interesting because it adds a layer to the pure characters in the show, but I can't think of any other reason.
>>14072172>"or I'll cut you"too deviantart for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NwBX5DyL0
>>14072215>But those are old drawings.Some of them are new actually
>>14072206>ass>not arseit's like you're not even trying
>>14072236unf
>>14072241using canon characters is disgusting because it's murdering the characters in the show with your shitty perverted headcanons.
>>14072228All characters on the show have better personalities and characters than any OC I've ever encountered, and oftentimes OCs have color scheme issues too, although that is not an issue here, aside from the cm. This one specifically is stupid and shitty on purpose, which is an excuse for the stupidity and shittiness, but it's still stupid and shitty.
>>14072258trappy stallionsize training
>>14072261>>14072272
>>14072236But how anonpony junk is on display and visible at all times, and stallions have different skull shapes from mares it would be kind of easy to notice
>>14072275you lost me
>>14072278You suck at this, Dash
>>14072279>ponies>having junk at allare you implying that they have penises for legs and vagina ears
>>14072279not if it's a little colt with feminine features
>>14072279
>>14072303Lickety Split is obviously just a boyish filly.
>>14072172
>>14072297
>>14072302Loophole detected, you dastardly anon>>14072303That is a colt not a stallion, but he has a distinctively male skull shape anyway
>>14072320i wish these were drawn better
>>14072322Masseuse Pony is supposed to be a mare.It has a stallion skull.
>>14072325I wish you were drawn better
>>14072301>mares have no idea why you want to use that horn between your legs when you have two perfectly fine dicks coming out of your shoulders
>>14072325>implying Cosmo will ever be good at drawingThat's like thinking Art-Anon will ever be good at writing
>>14072346Not with that attitude
NEW HORSE:>>14072356>>14072356>>14072356
>>14072325Cosmo left because of sentenal
>>14072346>>14072346
>>14072331No, masseuse pony has a unique head shape, not the standard stallion head. It has more in common with Sapphire shore's head if anything, being ultra pointy
>>14072362oh well
>>14072229i swear, gillou and sb's femsnips made me appreciate big girls
>>14072302like Rumble?I mean he already has a filly skull shape. Slap some fake eyelashes on him and BAM! instant trap.
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