niggers

rape?

We should be dragons more often.

fuck off scrubbles

not really pls stay

I intercept pony by casting boop

File: 1381900150977.jpg-(35 KB, 800x400, 656118170729634444.jpg)

35 KB JPG

>>14050319
A wild AMRAAM appears.

>>14050338
poniggers

File: 1381900185816.jpg-(553 KB, 2320x1700, What was it you did? What(...).jpg)

553 KB JPG

>>14050355

>Final Mission: Defeat Celestia

Don't worry, you don't have to kill her, she just hasn't gotten the memo that El Dios De La Muerte is kaput, so you just gotta calm her down, somehow.....

pony can be your loving waifu on earth, but there are two options and only two

they can be an anthro wolf with their pony colouring plus heterochromia, several off-scheme flourishes like stripes and sparkles, and patches of rainbow, plus useless wings if she's a pegasus and a broken horn if she's a unicorn. princesses get two sets of wings and three horns.

or they can look and sound exactly like nic cage, but with their pony hair colour to distinguish them from the real actor

MLPG play GTAV

File: 1381900210434.png-(826 KB, 1378x1632, 1362780819334.png)

826 KB PNG

Goodnight, MLPG.

>>14050361
He makes the best cute greentexts in MLPG

So fuck you.

File: 1381900234187.jpg-(153 KB, 683x900, 1356071466651.jpg)

153 KB JPG

Pony asks why you were staring.

>>14050380
Huh, that's pretty neat.
I like it

>>14050390
Only when it comes to superior platform

>>14050394
But that's not a pony, that's a pig person.

I have to shut off the machine

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-japanese-love-industry

>cuddle cafes
>hostess clubs

How about it MLPG? We can go to Japan, gets some bitches dressed as ponies, and hug the shit out of them.

But seriously, Japan's situation right pretty dire if this is the norm over there.

>>14050380
is that the spawn of that red dragoness

File: 1381900295742.jpg-(827 KB, 5000x5000, BIGGER.jpg)

827 KB JPG

>>14050391
IS THAT A PENIS

>>14050387
>El Dios de la Muerte

do you mean Dia de los Muertos

>>14050394
I like her collar.

>>14050388
I choose twilight sparkledog

>>14050355
>dragons
what kind of dragons?
little big dragons?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/928f6e70bdf816cb1b3273f9fefa2ed4/tumblr_mul57q643V1s238yko1_500.png

>>14050410
That game was one of the biggest disappointments of my entire life.

File: 1381900393406.jpg-(88 KB, 1024x768, 1381638690721.jpg)

88 KB JPG

>>14050365
YOU FELL RIGHT INTO HER TRAP CARD, your boop goes to the shadow realm.

http://challonge.com/poneisfight

Vote for your (three) favorite pony(s)!

PP vs TS: http://strawpoll.me/530017
RR vs RD: http://strawpoll.me/530021
AJ vs FS: http://strawpoll.me/530023

>>14050411
No one in Japan is having sex anymore. They're too busy committing sudoku.

File: 1381900435020.png-(403 KB, 944x1164, Marker Pony.png)

403 KB PNG

>>14050440
>w-what

>>14050433
sleek and slender dragons

>>14050440
Oh yeah well I use my other boop card
What the fuck up niggaaaa

File: 1381900440408.png-(289 KB, 1000x744, 13651384179981.png)

289 KB PNG

>>14050433
I am all for big little dragons

>>14050358
why are you such a killer twilight

File: 1381900513457.jpg-(213 KB, 800x963, n0uq4Nt.jpg)

213 KB JPG

>tfw no good dragons in MLP

>>14050447
Doesn't Japan have a low suicide rate, or am I crazy?

>>14050375
I love AMRAAM

Dragons are so 1990s furfaggotry

All I see right now is a bunch of nerds sitting in a basement rolling for anal circumference

File: 1381900539613.jpg-(203 KB, 400x400, Derpy, Get Down.jpg)

203 KB JPG

derpy pls
gravity isn't supposed to work that way

>>14050413
>you end up knocking her up
>"Thanks, shug. You wanna meet the kid?"
>you nod, and she flies off
>for five years, you don't see or hear anything from or about her
>you think she's forgotten about you, which on the one hand means you won't be raped, but you kinda wish you got to meet your dragon-child
>suddenly, the trees are whipped apart by a tremendous wind, and an enormous red form lands in front of you, nearly eight times your size, the length of a bus
>and behind her leg lurks another, smaller red form

>>14050411
I'd rather start a ponut cafe, where you can come and spend some time cuddling a cute ponut

Guys

I just realized something

You know the Pinkie clones, right

Then Twilight dispatches all but one of them

Then the subsequent episodes have Pinkie Pie acting all retarded

What if

Follow me here

What if Twilight chose the wrong one?

>>14050471
>anthro dragons

JRPG fetish fuel shit

>>14050440
Oh yeah, well I use knock the table over

File: 1381900653776.png-(79 KB, 500x574, 1381726624010.png)

79 KB PNG

>>14050471
We just need to get...creative.

>>14050492
When was the last time you've seen Pinkie Pie acting normal?

>>14050489
>"holy shit mom, you fucked that loser?"
>"what the fuck is it? a shaved chimp?"
>"ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK HOME NOW?"

>>14050489
oh boy oh boy
is it a boy or girl
can we hug him or her or would that be too forward
that would be too forward, don't do that

File: 1381900742322.jpg-(287 KB, 800x600, 1374572455.jpg)

287 KB JPG

>>14050504
how creative?

>>14050473
You cray-cray.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Japan

File: 1381900762350.png-(515 KB, 652x376, AJ and Apple Bloom and Winnona.png)

515 KB PNG

winona is getting larger

>>14050520
>that feel

I'm sorry, I felt like not committing suicide tonight but that's no longer an option

File: 1381900797125.gif-(615 KB, 432x365, eeeh.gif)

615 KB GIF

>>14050448
>>14050454
>>14050500
>I don't know why I bother playing with you guys, all you do is cheat.

>Spike would not survive a single day in Ponyville if you painted him orange, and the paint was also laced with equine pheromones.

>>14050536
Because we're the only ones who want to play with you and know how to play

>>14050527
right, something told me I was wrong.

>>14050539
But it would be entertaining.

>>14050535
Don't dew it Anon.

File: 1381900893227.png-(168 KB, 517x595, you'll never have a (...).png)

168 KB PNG

>>14050529
Maybe large enough for diamond bro?

File: 1381900910393.png-(893 KB, 1195x1780, Dash butt 4.png)

893 KB PNG

>are you even paying attention?

File: 1381900936829.png-(90 KB, 2500x900, Gathering.png)

90 KB PNG

Pone naturally gathers in large groups, but what do they do in those groups?

File: 1381900965746.png-(134 KB, 415x375, 1364803180518.png)

134 KB PNG

>>14050562
w-what

>>14050562
did
did you edit out the vag

File: 1381900988800.jpg-(8 KB, 200x203, BILL.jpg)

8 KB JPG

>>14050562
>"I WAS LIST'NIN'"

>>14050562
Why is Dashie so cute ?

File: 1381901011718.png-(333 KB, 1280x1071, Smug collar pone.png)

333 KB PNG

>>14050576
Sure
It's more fun that way

>>14050558
No, just a normal dog

>You will never censor porn.

>>14050567
....whats Angel doing to Pinkie?

File: 1381901048416.jpg-(73 KB, 666x666, dismayed moonhorse.jpg)

73 KB JPG

>>14050587

>>14050562
S-sure

>>14050585
That pony is too confident
not unf at all

File: 1381901083719.png-(986 KB, 960x640, IMG_0593.png)

986 KB PNG

>play dances once free
>have to pay gems to play again
Thanks Gameloft.

>>14050562
>Ponies get mad when you stare at their butts
>But whenever they talk to you, they're just talking right at your waist line

File: 1381901117016.jpg-(104 KB, 569x437, rumble teaches scootaloo (...).jpg)

104 KB JPG

>>14050587

>>14050591
planting a firecracker near her tail
fluttershy is trying to prevent the prank

File: 1381901141737.jpg-(125 KB, 640x566, chesire enters a pinkie thread.jpg)

125 KB JPG

>>14050358

>>14050608
>It's not even moving.

>>14050594
I always imagine she's ordering something, but only a small portion

>>14050607
>ponies talking to your crotch because looking up is strenuous

That's actually an adorable idea

>>14050602
>playing eg shit

can you just fuck off or something

go post on /mlp/ already. thy just fucking love that shit

>>14050608
>RIS
>anal

FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

>>14050511
The massive red's forefoot lances out, smacking her daughter in the back of the head. "Be nice. I didn't raise you so you could be a bitch to your father." Your daughter grumbles but says nothing.

"Sorry, shug", the dragoness says, her voice rumbling through the air. "Fresh out of the egg, thinks she knows everything. You know how it is. Now, c'mon, we're going to behave like a real family."

She shakes her head, and in a flash of light, the two dragons are gone, replaced by two humans: one a gorgeous woman who looks to be in her mid-forties, and the other just barely a teenager, both with flaming red hair, standing in the middle of your driveway stark naked.

You stare at them for a moment before she takes the hint. "Oh. Right. Forgot about that." She waves her hand--adorned with five long, cruel nails--and flowing robes appear around both of them. "You humans and your damn clothes."

Still you stare at her.

"What?" she snaps at you.

"Why didn't you just do that five years ago?"

"It was funny to watch you freak out, shug."

>>14050635
hey steamchat

>>14050602
Wait
Is that minigame on only tablets
I was just thinking I needed a kill time game on my phone but I dont want to play that

>>14050637
Boring
Dropped

File: 1381901271354.gif-(786 KB, 446x483, 1371968609199.gif)

786 KB GIF

>>14050625
>they have to sit on their haunches and look up so that they don't harm their vertebrae looking up at you

>>14050625
>you either have to deal with the imperssonelness of them walking to your junk
>or you can squat down to their level

>>14050628
faggot, if you weren't busy choking on your own spit, you'd realize that "helping twilight win the crown" alone makes eg mlpg-worthy

>>14050625
>Rainbow, please, stop talking to my penis.

File: 1381901297694.png-(106 KB, 354x221, apol.png)

106 KB PNG

poni is mad at you

>>14050635
fuck you, anal is TOP UNF

File: 1381901317161.jpg-(57 KB, 648x648, shiggy diggy trixie.jpg)

57 KB JPG

>>14050622
And this one is ordering the largest portion they serve.

File: 1381901331858.jpg-(14 KB, 232x219, 1375764998561.jpg)

14 KB JPG

>>14050657
U-unf?

>>14050653
>you yell "ENGAGING SLAV MODE"
>Pinkie does the Transformers sound effect for you as you hunker down

>>14050659
Anal is fun but that's a bad picture

>>14050656
>"Well, you tell it to stop calling me Ryker!"

>>14050637
>5 years
>the kid's already in her teens
damn, they grow up fast

File: 1381901413932.gif-(335 KB, 169x169, 1356193849927.gif)

335 KB GIF

What is Big Mac excited for?

>>14050650
No, it's on phones too.

>>14050681

sorry, my penis is a bit of a dick.

>>14050676
>"Boooosh tsssssssst choochoo psss....POOOT!"

File: 1381901445262.png-(503 KB, 415x723, Happy flying Dash.png)

503 KB PNG

>>14050656
>Just having a conversation with Dash, she's talking into your crotch as usual
>Whatever, she's not the smartest pony. She probably thinks it's your face
>You make a joke about apples being kind of lame
>"Hahaha! you're alright anon"
>She gives you a playful jab against your "cheek"

>>14050666
But Luna is all cummed out

>>14050653
or you could pick them up

>>14050694
Hearts and Hooves Day 2: This time they fuck.

>>14050702
That is a load of balls

File: 1381901504092.jpg-(20 KB, 300x300, 1361160125635.jpg)

20 KB JPG

>>14050697
Gross
I keep wanting to go back but I never have enough gems for shit and the fucking heart ones
I just want ponies to work for me

>>14050691
They spring forward in age quickly, but they live for centuries. Her mother's looked like that for the last two hundred years.

>>14050691
That's that ancestral memory

>>14050681
>"Number Two, you will belay that order."

>>14050699
>This is how Pinkie Pie sees Twilight.gif

>>14050655
not really

>>14050666
If you look at it the wrong way, you'd think Trixie is a muscular whore.

>>14050704
R-Ranbo pls

I actually like the MC Chris MLP song

File: 1381901578373.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 1.33 MB, 2000x2354)

1.33 MB JPG

>>14050587

>>14050738
I can still see it
0/10

>>14050725
I never laughed so hard when that thing was made.

should I watch Monsters University or Pacific Rim. I haven't seen either

>>14050725
>tfw Picard will never read our greentexts

File: 1381901670828.gif-(1.42 MB, 389x279, 1379883188668.gif)

1.42 MB GIF

>>14050738

File: 1381901681782.png-(166 KB, 1001x695, Fantasy Mares.png)

166 KB PNG

>>14050681
Dash would make a great Riker

File: 1381901690223.jpg-(68 KB, 524x468, 1365718309953.jpg)

68 KB JPG

>>14050704

>>14050738
>Dem tiny forelegs

File: 1381901702668.png-(113 KB, 379x675, Buffalo Belle.png)

113 KB PNG

Hey hey HEY

>>14050736
Same.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFGzskUxk0

>>14050753
MU
Camrips don't really do justice to Pacific Rim

pony just beeped

>>14050753
Pacific Rim

If you're stramming, link

>>14050705
There's always her sister

>>14050774
>camrips
both are 1080

File: 1381901771038.jpg-(140 KB, 1200x1600, 1376851847709.jpg)

140 KB JPG

>>14050759
I wish I could emulate Picard's voice so every time EA or someone else is ERP'ing in the general I'll just drop a vocaroo at the end of it

What would a group of Anti Alicorn Androids be equipped with, just in case one of the princesses of Equestria started to get out of line?

>>14050767
>that waist
pfffft

>>14050753
I suggest Monster's U without any sound. Very poignant film about the plight of the modern college student.

File: 1381901799423.png-(205 KB, 600x600, 1379325142952.png)

205 KB PNG

would you give your shekels to Rainberg Dashstein?

>>14050753

MU, Pacific Rim only has like 20 minutes of good footage.

>>14050767
You're kinda late to the Buffalo Belle train

File: 1381901818231.jpg-(398 KB, 959x750, bestmares.jpg)

398 KB JPG

Which one

How hard

>>14050782
Well shit
Then either works
Depends if you want happy monster fun, or badass monster fun

File: 1381901846324.jpg-(14 KB, 468x315, car-compass-1.jpg)

14 KB JPG

>>14050776
Well, it's because I just locked it

This thread is terrible.

>>14050804
I think I'll go for happy monster fun seems like, thanks mlpg

File: 1381901897066.jpg-(32 KB, 343x262, 1377581595312.jpg)

32 KB JPG

>>14050800

>>14050811
I guess you could say the thread is sheet!

File: 1381901921556.gif-(1.85 MB, 480x270, 1371010173530.gif)

1.85 MB GIF

>>14050800

>>14050821

Scootaloo pls.

File: 1381901937005.jpg-(245 KB, 987x1000, Pinkie Dash Bother.jpg)

245 KB JPG

What kind of pony would you be mlpg
I don't mean race, personality wise

>>14050792
Scrubbles please

>>14050808
>take pony to the shop
>"Yeah shes been making a weird noise and won't start up. Give it a try."
>"RARARARARARARARARARA"

>>14050779
If she's well rested and has been getting her recommended amount of water per day, then she's got a lot on tap
Can Trixie handle it?

>>14050811
stop being such a fucking prude and hide it if it bothers you that much

File: 1381901996263.png-(378 KB, 1258x582, 1381896621484.png)

378 KB PNG

GUYS I FOUND PINKIE'S FAVORITE ANIMAL

File: 1381902003883.jpg-(1.49 MB, 2564x1564, Angel playing with his bi(...).jpg)

1.49 MB JPG

>>14050738
Is it that time?

>>14050837
I don't think that's the question here. Trixie's going to have to handle it.

File: 1381902013156.jpg-(50 KB, 671x870, Big Will.jpg)

50 KB JPG

>>14050787
But... Picard reads our greentext, and I, the esteemed Captain James... Tiberius Kirk, reads our... delectably devious... erotic roleplay theatre.

>>14050822
How is it I want to hug you and beat the shit out of you all at the same time?

>>14050811
Filter + no stub = I have no idea what you're talking about and am having a good time tonight

>>14050831
none

>>14050800
Chickenbutt
outside, in a quiet place where we're not likely to be caught

>>14050822
ur waifu a sheet

>>14050791

Too thin or too fat?

>>14050831
Same as now. I don't see any reason to change just because of a form change.

>>14050845
I'm looking forward to this
Is it going to be a comic or something?

>>14050835
>ara ara

>>14050800
harshwhinny
consensually and lovingly after marriage

>>14050846
Her eyes are bigger than her stomach eh?
Well, the customer is always right, and she ordered everything they had

>>14050866
Just a collection of drawings.
Still hovering on whether to add dialogue or not.

>>14050855
>not surrounded by trees in the park, just off the jogging path

File: 1381902221471.gif-(492 KB, 458x507, whinny.gif)

492 KB GIF

>>14050874
how adorable

>>14050738
Anyone have the original?

File: 1381902276275.jpg-(656 KB, 2000x1500, HotBeef.jpg)

656 KB JPG

>>14050845
You know it, baby.

>>14050884
close enough.

>>14050882
Well dialogue can either make it loads better or ruin it so don't half ass it.

>>14050831
An antisocial asshole with no friends

File: 1381902365946.png-(102 KB, 346x346, 1329507501041.png)

102 KB PNG

>>14050868

>ara ara what's going on in here?

>>14050899
Noted.
I'm not terribly bad but I'm also not exceptional at it either. Maybe I'll just make both versions.

>>14050878
And she'll get all that and more, moving from hole to hole when one is filled to capacity.

File: 1381902433545.gif-(124 KB, 210x210, 1356497755284.gif)

124 KB GIF

What would you do if you're given a day in Equestria as an invisible, unnoticeable stallion?

File: 1381902439710.jpg-(220 KB, 1203x1071, Evening In.jpg)

220 KB JPG

>>14050831
Probably a lot like how Twilight was before the show. Reserved, bookish, only room for one or two important people in my life.

File: 1381902445029.jpg-(25 KB, 340x425, Vin-Diesel-2.jpg)

25 KB JPG

>>14050848
Heh. Heh heh heh. Yeah. But see... Here's the thing. If you two do that, then who's gonna be the one to...

Oh. Look at that. Little old me, reading spookytext. Who'd have thought.

>>14050911
sounds like a good plan, have fun

>>14050922
FUCK

EVERYTHING

File: 1381902505762.gif-(929 KB, 1280x720, Pinkie is Sad again.gif)

929 KB GIF

>>14050923
>>14050900
And you call yourselves ponies

>>14050922
Cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>14050936
Actually, no, we're not ponies, and we never will be.

>>14050922
murderous rampage, rape optional

fluttershy first
then lyra

>>14050936
but Pinkie i am an Aries

i would be vibrant and outgoing

File: 1381902575113.png-(1.18 MB, 1135x800, 1361233748156.png)

1.18 MB PNG

>>14050940

File: 1381902582544.png-(43 KB, 300x235, 1365279398375.png)

43 KB PNG

>>14050926
i wonder if vin goes to /tg/

>>14050440
I want to put my boop in pony's shadow realm.

>>14050958
/tg/ is too terrible about everything for anyone to want to go there

still, their wikis are good for laughs

>>14050936
It's just how I am, sorry.
Maybe I need to meet the right pony to help open me up.

>>14050916
How soon would she realize she was in for a lot more than she bargained for?
After the first hole is filled and she's given a good look at the absurd flow as it paints a thick trail down her front when Celestia repositions?

File: 1381902700844.gif-(439 KB, 500x281, Neat Trick, Man.gif)

439 KB GIF

>>14050957
Hey, Xieril, look what I can do!

>>14050958
Of course he does. Vin is our lord and savior. Born of a neckbeard unto a normalfag world, he shall redeem us.

>>14050958
Vin IS /tg/

File: 1381902718374.jpg-(50 KB, 811x693, Big Mac Implying.jpg)

50 KB JPG

>>14050973
>Maybe I need to meet the right pony to help open me up.

>>14050922
Be a huge asshole

>See the CMC walking along
>Shove Sweetie Belle in the rear of the group to the ground
>"Hey!"
>"Hey what?"
>"You pushed me!"
>"No I didn't!"
>"You're the only one who could have, you big pushed!"
>"I din't push you! You just stumbled on your big fat boy hooves!"
>Shove the third one into the argument, turning it into a fist fight

>>14050953
Godspeed anon.

>>14050985
What a sick flip, RD
I've always loved that smile when she lands, it's just such a cute expression

>>14050992
>"Stop it, Aiden!"

>>14050991
he said "open me up" not "tear a dimensional rift in me"

File: 1381902815186.gif-(176 KB, 150x150, guh.gif)

176 KB GIF

>>14050962
>It's just a game Anon!

matt ward writes an episode of MLP

>>14050980
About that time she'd swallow hard and tremble a little, causing Celestia to giggle, her horn glimmering as the sensation of being overfull begins to slowly wane, Trixie's flesh becoming impossibly elastic and durable.

That's when Celestia starts to wonder aloud if Trixie would be interested in some... nonstandard feeding~

>>14050992

>ponies
>fist fight


Ya dun hoofed

>>14050985
Why is Dashie so cute?

>>14051018
>Luna is everyones spiritual liege

File: 1381902915731.jpg-(368 KB, 673x680, laughing women dragon(...).jpg)

368 KB JPG

>>14051014

>all these people coming out of the woodwork who actually thought it would be a good game

>>14051018

/tg/ likes Ward now.

A worse scenario would be Cruddace writes an episode.

>>14051018
Oh man, a dog and pony alliance against the changelings would be so badass

Stupid but badass

Imagine the shipping

>>14051018
God no can we be the OTHER /tg/ please

Salamanders strong

File: 1381902997770.gif-(1.81 MB, 595x603, LaughingHorseParty.gif)

1.81 MB GIF

>>14051043
>All those reviews calling it for what it was.

>>14051024
At that point I don't think she'd be in any state to refuse, high on the sensation and the rush of magic.
I doubt she'd even stop to consider what "nonstandard feeding" could be

>>14051050
>Goto writes an episode

>>14051054

Everyone is running white scars now tho.

Why does GW seem to always make a point of featuring WS dreads in all of their showcases?

>you go to equestria
>you get spit out in manehattan
>you fall on the street right in front of babs seed and her sister out on a walk
>just this big fleshy monkeything faceplanted in front of them

>>14051017
Is that a yes?

File: 1381903078713.gif-(1.18 MB, 888x521, Dash-Flip.gif)

1.18 MB GIF

>>14050985
We can improve it

I just masturbated to something horrible. Rara sama please forgive me

>>14051057

>a game so shitty that not even reviewers could be paid to say it's good

>>14051062
She'd realize what Celestia meant when she pressed her flare against one her her thick nipples, using her hands to grip her breast and hold it steady as she rolls her hips forwards, sinking in deep.

>>14051014
>>14051043

I'm lost. What game?

>>14051067
>"...Can I keep 'em?"

>>14051050
>>14051065
>>14051054

>nick kyme writes an episode
>it's bland and full of annoying mary sue characters
>but it deals with a certain group or faction that we like and want to see more of
>nick kyme has exclusive rights to writing about that group

File: 1381903157236.gif-(612 KB, 888x521, Dash-Flip2.gif)

612 KB GIF

>>14050985
Now with looping action

File: 1381903180170.png-(612 KB, 1000x881, LK renne saffron sleeping.png)

612 KB PNG

>>14051053
>Imagine the shipping
I do
it's nice

File: 1381903191592.jpg-(52 KB, 500x304, tumblr_mugtyvrVxC1ql99qno1_500.jpg)

52 KB JPG

party time

>>14051098
>tfw a prospective third

File: 1381903228733.png-(138 KB, 600x384, Saffron Renne Kiss.png)

138 KB PNG

>>14051098
I really love how her hands just envelope Renne
It looks so fucking comfy

>>14051093
Rainbow Dash.exe has stopped responding
Would you like to close program, or wait for response?

File: 1381903245576.jpg-(392 KB, 660x660, 1378538803290.jpg)

392 KB JPG

>>14051074
Such an athletic little pone

>>14051067
>the equestrian air is thick with magic
>you're not a hole in the universe like you thought you would be
>start floating, glowing, and shooting fireballs out of your dick
>completely aware of what's happening but with no knowledge of how to stop it or control it

>>14051053

What if dog and pony team up vs Changelings and Minotaurs?

>>14051099
Wait a second.....something isnt right here....

TWO Pinkies?!

>>14051107
Big arms for big hugs

>>14051088
Beyond Two Souls

File: 1381903339647.png-(578 KB, 804x418, Dash Bullies.png)

578 KB PNG

>>14051113
I always wonder if she would mind being called a little pony
Sometimes she doesn't mind being a little feminine so it's hard to tell

>>14051120
party

Is that guy I did that AJ birthday picture a day or two ago around?

>>14051129

I wonder if she would mind if I patted her pretty little pert pony bottom.

>>14051115
>Eventually, you do figure out how to keep your wizarding under control
>But your penis continues to launch fireballs at random intervals

>Sane made lewd Hardwhinny art.
Fuck, I missed that?!

File: 1381903396174.png-(120 KB, 702x602, 1381462757230.png)

120 KB PNG

>>14051129
She's my little pone

>>14051081
Her eyes would widen as understanding dawned, and her jaw would drop as the extent of Celestia's magic became apparent.
She'd try to say something only to have the words die in her throat as she bottomed out.

>>14051129
those stupid bastards don't even have eyes, fuck them. How'd you get your buttoned shirts on, assholes?

>>14051139
>It's like a dream come true.

>>14051143
I'm afraid she's my little pony, but you can visit her
Nice of you to post my birthday Dash to prove me right

File: 1381903539877.png-(288 KB, 435x583, DONT_YOU_LOVE_ME_DAD.png)

288 KB PNG

>>14051099
this is what your kids with pone would look like

>>14051144
That thrust would break several laws of physics and be anatomically impossible, yet her magic would make it feel like she was being taken for the first time by that massive shaft. Each thrust would cause her breast to wobble and jiggle as Celestia groans softly and her pre begins welling up inside Trixie's bust, swelling it slowly larger.

Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll shower us with _______

File: 1381903577194.gif-(1.16 MB, 300x169, 1282876884223.gif)

1.16 MB GIF

>>14051154
>donte.txt

>>14051167

DICKS

>>14051167
diamond tiaras

File: 1381903617943.png-(185 KB, 470x462, Dash blank.png)

185 KB PNG

>>14051167
DIAMONDS
IS IT DIAMONDS?

>>14051143
Can I have a turn? You've had her all day!

>>14051177
>>14051173
>>14051172
none of those rhyme

>>14051167
BUCKETS OF RAINBOW STALLION SEMEN

>>14051169
She told me she really likes you though
You really captured her butt

>>14051167
dachshunds?

>>14051167
>>14051182
Almonds?

>>14051167
HUSBANDS?

>>14051182
Go away Zecora

>>14051179
no
mine

>>14051105
>they want kids
>talk about adoption
>one convinces the other for a natural pregnancy

>>14051167
FINLANDS?

Which episode did the wonderbolts do that thing where they fly into a vortex and simultaneously explode at the center?

File: 1381903802817.png-(472 KB, 895x776, absolutely rumble.png)

472 KB PNG

>>14051099

>>14051210
That's the wrong fucking caption

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" - Roogna

>>14051167
cows, and

>>14051166
Panting at gasping as the weight on her chest increased, she'd stare in amazement as the swelling added depth as her already impressive cup size skyrocketed. Whereas before Celestia could only fit half of her length into, she was now slapping her hips into the broad curve of flesh with each thrust, causing ripples to spread from the impact.

>>14051204
>angry tea party republicans storm in to separate them
>renne breaks her leg in the commotion
>she has to be put down
>saffron is devastated
>anon picks her up
>they fall in love and get married
>she must never know that anon was the one that organized renne's death

>>14051218
Suck my fucking dick

Morning in Ponyville Shimmers
Morning in Ponyville _____

>>14051202
>Moot! Xieril isn't sharing!

>>14051236
George Zimmers

File: 1381903962763.png-(38 KB, 1240x900, Dash anon wing preening.png)

38 KB PNG

>>14051202
Would you really not share Dash?
how could you

>>14051236
ShiiiiIIIIIiiiiines

>>14051236
DICKS

>>14051225
And it wouldn't take long before Celestia groaned and slammed deep into that swollen breast, balls jumping and clenching as she unloaded gallons of her viscous princess spunk into her royal servant, ballooning her breast until it was thrice the size of her heavy cumgut.

It would take a full minute before Celestia was finished, pulling out and eyeing her other breast with a smile.

>>14051236
bliiiindssss

>>14051248
>>14051249
>>14051242

And I know for absolute ________

File: 1381904057755.jpg-(135 KB, 799x1523, 1370063184323.jpg)

135 KB JPG

Which guild does your favorite pony work for?

>>14051258
if you said "curtains" it'd go with this >>14051255

>>14051258
Certain!

File: 1381904091904.gif-(2.83 MB, 375x211, 1369348064106.gif)

2.83 MB GIF

>>14051237
>>14051244
FINE, HERE
I'M KEEPING THE ORIGINAL THOUGH

>>14051229
Chronicle you're horrible at greentexting

>>14051258
D- DICKS!

>>14051244

>mlpg meetup i Equestria
>ponies are just passed around between rooms to be fucked repeatedly
>they love it.

The question is Do you want fresh or sloppy seconds mlpg?

>>14051270
Fluttershy is a fucking great actor

>>14051282
Hahaha holy shit