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Pinkie thread!

Discuss why she is bestest, prettiest and pinkiest pony!

last not pink thread
>>14042727
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>>14046822
She's pretty.
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>>14046837
and then pinkie procures an exact duplicate from her mane
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>>14046837
But AJ can just pull her hat out of her marevag
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>>14046845
yeah she is
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Still Haven't Watched EQG Master Race
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>>14046822
man, nobby or somebody needs to color this pink
HEY DOOKS ARE YOU AROUND?
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Can we be OC now?
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>>14046895
Ye-Yes?
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>>14046899
No please no.
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>>14046899
No. Go make a thread about them or something.
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Which of the mane 6 will have the best dress upon their princess ceremony?
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>>14046890
I tried. Goodness knows I've tried. But after two minutes or so I instinctively close the window.
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>>14046914
Please?
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>>14046899
>the very first one
Damn son where'd you get this
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>>14046899
Sure

Good OCs are fun
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>>14046899
I like the second one, the one that looks like luna, and the one right under the second one that looks like that llama faust drew for the fighting game
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>>14046925
alright
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>>14046895
It's too sketchy though.
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>>14046899
>>14046925

Those are some damn cute manestyles, some of those.
I like the really moppy ones.
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>>14046921
Fluttershy
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>>14046890
>skipping pony
>master race
Bith I hated every last second of MMDW and OWTEW

You can handle EQG, stop being such a babby
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>>14046935
Where muh batpones then.
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>>14046899

If you can post decent ones. I have never minded decent OCs pones, only the excessive silly special snowflake ones
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>>14046928
This one is my favorite.
I've seen a lot of people say they dislike her because she's overdesigned, but I think this is one of the few cases where being overdesigned works in their favor.
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>>14046950
>EQG
>"pony"

enjoy your semi-related hasbroshit, brony
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>>14046961
This. Cute ocs only.
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>>14046837
Pinkie was actually taking them to Rarity's Orphaned Hats Charity and now Applejack's hat is on track to being sold at an auction
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>>14046957
if you're in to that sort of thing
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>>14046950
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>>14046967
Why'd someone take a picture of this?
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transformation
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>>14046928
And rare
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>>14046967
>Texans fan

go cheer Matt Schaub's injury more, faget
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>>14046928
I still fucking hate sentenal for deleting his archive.
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>>14046909
H-hey would you mind putting a whole bunch of pink on the OP pic please?
>>14046942
Nobody cares about redoing it on his tablet
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>>14046991
Mare transformation.
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>>14046822
what does that say, pank?
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>>14046976
NOPE, TOO LATE!
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>>14046967

>black guy
>white girl
>likely stolen motorcycle

Why didn't you call the cops instead of taking a picture?
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>>14046957
All over the place
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>>14046967
What kind of little likes ponies, holy shit what an autist
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>>14047007
It's fine, the white girl liked fluttershy anyways
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Make way for Japan
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>>14046991
>>14046999

And you had such potential too
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>>14046996
Shhhshshsh
http://mlpg.co/arc/mlp/
Shhhh
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>>14046965
It is made by the same staff

has the same charachters

is canon to the world

has the brand name attatched

It is pony
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>>14047022
I listen to it once a day
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>>14046996
you're an idiot if you think that actually mattered
it was mirrored here almost immediately: http://mlpg.co/arc/mlp/
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>>14046992
>RARE? Good OCs are way more than Rare
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>>14047010
I ship these two. It works.
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I hear somebody say batponies
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>>14046963
Not having eye-raping color schemes does wonders for any OC. It automatically reduces the amount of initial on-sight hate.
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this one is extra adorable
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>>14046957
oh hey, there's a new word to filter

thanks
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>>14046996
But he didn't delete it. He shared it with everyone and then stopped hosting it.
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>>14047063
Sure whatever nigga.
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>>14047063
thanks for letting me know you're filtering it
also be sure to bring it up whenever you see a filtered post so you can gloat about not seeing something
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>>14047061
>my special talent is speaking spanish
>in a spanish speaking world

aye caramba
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>>14047052

bad color schemes is indeed a major immediate eye melter

but for me things that also kill it are bad mane styles, IE a design that does not understand what a mane is at all, and accessories. Oh god, the accessories
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>>14047036
>good OC discussion
I think it's time to talk about best OC
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>>14046767
There's a good chance Celestia, Cadance, and Twilight Sparkle already have. Luna might not have gotten into them yet, though. Perhaps you could attempt an arrangement there.

>>14046836
The magic will find you.
With friends.
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>>14047075
>implying i have stubs on

and new words don't filter unless one refreshes.

which i'm doing right now
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>>14047022
God damn
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>>14046822
Fyi, Pinkie would never condone the nickname "pank" "ponk" "pongo" or any of the like
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>>14047096
Chronicle did nothing wrong
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>>14047090
>Oh god, the accessories
Where's that cap of the How2Manga book about accessories?
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>>14040092
Guys, I think I want a flat-chested humanized Rainbow Dash for my waifu.

I would do things in order to do things to her.
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>>14046990
it's a pretty strange sight
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>>14047100
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>>14047134
>implying that thing is RD
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>>14047134
She doesn't like you calling her flat
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I like this OC.
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>>14047112
here comes the self appointed penk police who somehow know exactly what Punkue Pia wants
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>>14047134
would you get physically fit?
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>>14047139
A MLP backpack? Not really
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SUPER GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>14047154
It's a hyperbole to exaggerate her amazing figure. She's streamlined and I like it.
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>>14047153
Yeah, that's Emi.
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>>14047139
>A child wearing a backpack based on a children's show is strange

What universe are you living in?
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Cave Stormer here!

I fight monsters for money, get drunk, and hit on Fillies. I also babysit researchers in the field for money and go into dangerous caverns/temples to acquire artifacts, also for money.

My cutie mark is a sword sheathed in a pile of riches.

My best magical spells include healing injuries and creating a sword and shield made of energy to fight with.

My common sense is meh, but I'm pretty decent at puzzle solving.

one time I fought a dragon and lost and was bed ridden for 2 months while the burns healed.
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>>14047170
I would eat ALL the oats and do ALL the squats. You don't even know.
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>>14047134
Rest assured, I will exhaust every possible ending in that game multiple times if it's ever released
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>>14047063
My feelings are so hurt
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>>14046996
It's okay anon, it's okay. We've got a new mirror, new archive and soon a new server. Nothing of value was lost.
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>>14047098
Sounds like a plan then.
Should I tell the princess my predicament or leave it be?
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>>14047211

Link to the new archive?
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>>14047205
I love mangos!
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>>14047223
read the backlinks
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>>14047174
A black guy on a motorcycle with a backwards ballcap giving a ride to a small white girl with a big a My Little Pony themed outfit and no head protection is kind of strange

Really though, I'm pretty sure its illegal to have children on a motorcycle without a helmet, and anyone who would do it anyway shouldn't have custody of a child
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>>14047205
But I dont like mangos. They give me the runs
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>>14047233
Uh

thanks anon, you're a lot of help
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>>14047098
So, this is all terrifically adventureboner-y and all, but those lewd thoughts from earlier have to have some explanation. How did they get in my head? Who, if anybody, was responsible for them being transmitted that way? Hell, what happens if I meet my own author?

Looks like I've already got a quest.
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>Hey anon, you you want to ride it?

what do
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>>14047191

>pony creator
>accessory overload
>blank flank
>terrible yet cliche description

6/10 would be moderately rustled
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>>14047168
We'll see who's laughing when we go to Equestria and Pinkie ignores you for calling her "Penka Poo"
i'll be like "please ignore my friend, he's an idiot"
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>>14047263
I've seen that exact idea drawn by someone else
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>>14047263
But how will it lift off? It is obvious it is missing an engine. Shit, a kerbal would build a better rocket
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>>14047205
Please tell me more about Batponies.
I have never been to their threads and I am to lazy to go to them.
Why is that one so cute?
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>>14047223

pls respond
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Everyone in this thread is getting a pony!
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>>14047235
Thank you for explaining the contents of the picture to me, since I'm blind and all. But you still haven't answered the main question: What exactly is notable?
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>>14047202
it will be.
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>>14047263
Pffft, sure. It doesn't look like that thing has any means of propulsion. I'll just ride in it and make some sound effects, I'm pretty good at those.
>>14047112
I bet Pinkie loves nicknames.
I want to see an episode where she gives a nickname to a pony that the pony takes the wrong way, and Pinkie has to learn that sometimes things you say can be hurtful, even if you didn't mean for them to be.
>>14047270
His cutie mark is described, though.
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>>14047251
Those aren't backlinks.
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>>14047310
Do I get to choose?
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>>14047281
It seems to be drawn a lot actually
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>>14047310
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>>14047310
As long as it isn't an orange one
>tfw woke up to a roach crawling on my face
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>>14047303
They're all rather cute.
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>>14047327
Yes they are. What you're looking at is replies.

I'd thank you for real, but you're a shithead.
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>>14047328
No!
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>>14047332
R-Rara sama!!
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>>14046996
sentenal was always mentally unstable. This proves everything I have said for the past 3 months to be truth. With any luck, he'll leave, fall further into autistic madness, and try to take someone out before being taken out himself. Or he'll just kill himself.
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>>14047310

Where are the ponies coming from

who gets whats pony
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>>14047277
>Implying I would greet my waifu for the first time ever with PANK!
And what's with this "we" shit?
Also I feel like I'm arguing with the same anon from a week or so ago
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>>14047270

Its not cliche if I did it first!

Also, i didn't know how to insert a cutie mark because I am art program illiterate.
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>>14047350

mlpg can't possibly mean that much to one person
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>>14047347
Doesn't justify your laziness
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>>14047365
I really wonder sometimes...
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>>14047365
He bought Tex a 500 dollar computer, anon
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>>14047351
You get Twilight, the most nonbackground pony there is!
And this guy >>14047333 gets this one!
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>>14047377
$800*
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>>14047373

well i like browsing here but im not going to lose any sleep over you fags
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>>14047365
To the retarded, anything can be the world.
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>>14047348
You know what, I may not like Dash that much, but having her around would probably motivate me to work out and spend less time on the computer.
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>>14047372
It's not laziness, it's ignorance. I didn't know that someone linked it already, and you told me to check the backlinks.

So you're also stupid, on top of being a shithead.
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na na na na na na na na bat pone!!!
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>>14047398
Or she'd just nap around your house all day and be super lazy since she didn't have to clear the clouds.
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>>14047384

IIRC he said 500 in his thread, and the 800 was just a myth
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>>14046899
fuck off nohooves
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>>14047353
as soon as you call her pank, she gets uncomfortable in the relationship and never returns your calls
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>>14047409
That's the weird thing about Dash that bothers me with this show.
Is she lazy or does she enjoy working out and sports?
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>>14047433
ur a baka
dyewts
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>>14047435
Master Chief could wreck them both
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>>14047435
I want to be the cyborg.
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>>14047457
Samus could take all their cocks at once
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>>14047448
She's been show to be both lazy and have interest in working out.
I just think those are pretty weird characteristics for one character to have.
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>>14047467
That she could.
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>>14047433
She's both depending on her mood
Sometimes she's napping and sometimes she's practicing a trick.

The real question is why does she nap in trees when clouds must be far superior.
Applejack's trees...
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Pony wants you to know that things turned out okay in the end, and the transfer was a complete success and that even though you're a human in the human world with no knowledge of what happened she'll always have a place for you in her heart and prays they can find a way to bring you back again someday.
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>>14047220
Depends on how you'd want to play it, but even if she started without knowledge, it's unlikely she wouldn't pick up on the buzz soon enough, from trends in dreams if nothing else. Would you rather her burst in asking you things from your "adventures" but possibly have some time to prepare for that, or would you try and defuse that by piquing her curiosity early on while simultaneously giving yourself a possible excuse?

Bear in mind, either way, she just may insist on dragging you along to a supposed adventure site with a guard retinue.

>>14047258
Quite a few mysteries on your hand, and you're just getting started!
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>14047433
She enjoys going fast and showing off
That means she has to be in good shape, so she does

But she also enjoys naps and snacks
Usain Bolt ate chicken nuggets before running
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>>14047506
That's because he knew the toilet was at the end of the finish line
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>>14047495
Goodnight, anon.
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>>14047380

You are a cruel man, anonymous
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Alright MLPG, I'm curious now

http://strawpoll.me/553476
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>>14047392
>>14047377
>>14047365
>>14047350
>>14046996
Why does MLPG hate the mentally disabled?
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>>14047433
She isn't lazy she is just efficient at her job so she can enjoy her free time
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http://challonge.com/poneisfight

Round two is still going! Vote for (better) pony!

PP vs TS: http://strawpoll.me/530017
RR vs RD: http://strawpoll.me/530021
AJ vs FS: http://strawpoll.me/530023
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>>14047428
Then I go to Sugercube Corner ask what's wrong
Pinkie loves to talk so I'm sure we can talk this out.
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>>14047484
Obviously I'd be up for any adventure she'd put me on until the inevitable problem solving where I'm briefly stumped and she asks me >Why don't you just do that thing you did in your book? That worked well., at which point I had better have a solution.
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>>14047531
Projection
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>>14047531
They need their daily dose of ego elation.
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kissu kissu
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>>14047543
I'm there and i tell you she doesn't want to talk to you. You can see her hiding in the kitchen of the store a few feet back. When you leave i tell her she can come out now
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>>14047578
I like my ponies like I like my Pokemon Legendaries.
10 and under.
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>>14047578
Sparity a shit, even more-so when Rarity is initiating.
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http://youtu.be/Bv4NwK2BNXA
oh
oh wow
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>no pinkie being posted

Explain.
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>>14047582
Is it friday already?
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No YOU'RE a shit
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>>14047582
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>>14047592
>not clearing the chamber

Step it up.
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>>14047592
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>>14047592
>"Yo dweeb, you wouldn't happen to know where those brownies of my went do ya?"
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Discuss.
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>>14047613
ew
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>>14047627
DAKARA HI HI HI
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>>14047627
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>>14047592
It must be hard to hit a bong with a beak.

She'd light it while you take inhale, then you'd shotgun her a hit.
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>>14047594
So let me get this straight

you fags have been making threads none stop for three years

all for this cartoon

Yes, I can clearly see your need to make fun of others. The reality of yourselves would bring you to tears, if you had any shame.
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>>14047632
RULES OF NATURE
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>>14047587
Your favorite ship a shit.
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>>14047632
Fluttershy is the LAW OF THE JUNGLE
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>>14047641
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>>14047632
Those fish no longer wished to be alive, or Fluttershy is THE enforcer of the Circle of Life
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>>14047632

ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
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>>14047646
Maximum overbait, etc.
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>>14047632
There's the mayor on route to her office
There's Fluttershy killing some fish
My PonYville is so gentle and still
Will things ever go wrong? I don't think that they will
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>>14047652
It's a good thing I don't ship
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>>14047665
>Fluttershy as an undertaker
Oh god why is this amusing enough to draw?
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WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THE BED, ANON?
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>>14047587
What if Rarity is drunk at the time and comes onto sweet innocent young Spike?
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>>14047682
SLEEPING

GOODNIGHT
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EQG is fanfiction

No wonder MLPG likes it so much
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>>14047632
Otters gotta eat
Eventually they too will die, and their corpses will decompose and produce nutrients that will filter back through the food chain and nourish the fish that later generations of otters will eat.

Its all really very poetic, but Fluttershy has learned not to talk about it to other ponies.
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>>14047263
That rocket looks like something the Eds would throw together
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>>14047694
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>>14047682
SLEEPING GO TO BED
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>>14047703
Otters are the best anthro.

Followed by kangaroos, and then falcons.
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>>14047703
sounds just like Fluttershy
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http://derpibooru.org/449616
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>>14047694
Look inside your heart, anon. There's a little pony inside all of us.
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>>14047632
Better let me eat some of that fish.
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>>14047703
She knows more than anyone in town.
Those who are unfortunate to find out are forced to take their due in the circle.
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>>14047682
Nothing, get off my bed I want to sleep.
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>>14047716
anthro kangaroo unf unf
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>>14047698
Not really.

try /mlp/.
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>>14047726
I did this to my friend once.
Except I sold all of his items and mailed all the money to my character.
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>>14047694
> WATCH ME FIGHT POT SMOKING AGAIN FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME
> SURELY THIS TIME I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS
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>>14047632
Fish aren't cute, otters are. Survival of the cutest, and why your favorite pony is dying in season 4
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>>14047735
>>14047703
>>14047665
>>14047679
I'd read that manga
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>>14047739
>FS
>not a pothead

DYEWTS
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>>14047739
>that football
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>>14047742
They're always drawn muscular or athletic, that's why they're the best.
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>>14047716
Anon please
I'm trying to talk about ponies
What sort of things do you think your favorite pony has learned not to talk about for the sake of others?
And everybody knows dragons make the best anthros
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>>14047731
I want to fuck that pregnant anthro

JeeezZzz
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>>14047531
Justification for hate and makes them feel better about their own shortcomings.
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>>14047763
>LET ME CRY ABOUT STUPID SHIT UNIMPEDED
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>>14047761
second best, even.
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Today we will be learning about pony anatomy!
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>>14047754
So Fluttershy?
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>>14047763
You can hate it, man
But this isn't a noble quest, it's a Sissyphysian errand
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http://i.imgur.com/mDWOulB.jpg

this but ponies
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>>14047754
but my favorite pony is cutest prettiest all around best pony
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>>14047763
you could at least try to post ponies in armor

I mean, I could go find a whole bunch of pictures of furries smoking pot
but I don't because I'm not fucking retarded
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Whenever people ask me who my favorite artist is I say Hitler.
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>>14047771

Twilight doesn't talk about how the earth revolves around the sun and the moon around the earth. AJ in particular would be horribly offended, being a fundamentalist celestian.

Once in a while, her a fluttershy get together for tea and intellectual discussion about how the world really works.
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>>14047790
No anon, best pony is going to be fine
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geez nicole

"i have sent you the last page of star swiiiiiiiirl.

the bearded's unfinished spell!"
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>>14047801

it started out hot but then declined the more I took in
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>>14047781
Seriously though, get your illegal drug paraphernalia out of here. It attracts the worst kinds of people who are still floating around after the drug threads were(mercifully) banned.
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>>14047824
We know but what about Fluttershy?
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>>14047632
"Hey you adorable little fishies. I've arrived to collect your Tithe to the Forest."

"Here you go, Mr and Mrs Otter. All who live, die. Let our deaths cause others to live. Such is the law and the way. See ya later!"
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>>14047739
hold up, why's he got a football?
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>>14047814
headcanon denied
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>>14047837
>It attracts the worst kinds of people
YEAH

I KNOW
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>>14047824
Good
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Pony is too poor to give candy on Nightmare Night, it has to give these
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>>14047827
he was unable to finish and thus abandon it
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>>14047632
RULES OF NATURE
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If Fluttershy is so good at taking care of animals then why can't she take care of herself?
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>>14047862
it's just
her delivery is so awful
i know she probably phoned this in for a quick paycheck but still
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>>14047833
>https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/9/444617/medium.png
>2 favorite ponies
>least favorite picture
HOW'D YA DO IT?
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>>14047837

you're one of those "worst kind of people" and if you just ignored things you don't like, there wouldn't be any big deal.
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Updated the color scheme, added halberd, perhaps more ponies/gryphs and background.

>>14047763
>>14047802
I really like armor.

>>14047582
K...kiss?
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>>14047868
Because she thinks that she doesn't have to take care of herself if she can validate by having others need her.
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>>14047880
oh god
and now fluttershy is talking when applejack's line comes up

what the fuck is this quality control
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It's her or DJ Acid.
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>>14047905
Neither
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>>14047885
May I direct you to Global Rule 1.
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>>14047900
> quick let me dump no pony /k/ shit all over
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>>14047905
The Mystery Box
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>>14047845

but why?
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wow, this thread is pathetic

someone take it out of its misery already
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Apples
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>>14047922
... But you didn't direct him to Global Rule 1.
At least do it right.
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>>14047880
it was fucking with me the whole episode
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>>14047905
DJ Acid.

It's ball worship night.
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>>14047905
Her. I like to get fucked by nonradioactive dicks.
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>>14047925
>drugs are totally pony guys, I promise!
Posting them with ponies does not make them related.
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this is the worst thread I've seen in a long time

I'm taking my ponies now.
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Pony comes up to you asking for her gift.
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>>14047922
>>>/golbal/rules/10/
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>>14047949
QUIT SLUT-SHAMING THAT WHORE, YOU BITCH!
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>>14047951
Posting images with no ponies whatsoever is not a step in the right direction.
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i'm 12 and what is this
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>>14047922

>pictures of pot
>illigal
>discussion of a culture
>illigal
>discussion of being high
>illigal
>actually being high
>illigal

none of these things are actually illegal. no rules broken.
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Let's just talk about why ponies should all be huge and fat with breasts bigger than their heads.
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>>14047583
jesus, is she autistic?
I really don't like your headcannon anon
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>>14047959
O-oh
Y-yeah I totally got it, it's just at my house...
Let me go get it, no you can't come with!
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Fuck it, should I kill the thread?
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>>14047922
>>>/global/rules/3/
>In essence: Don't shitpost.
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>>14047992
YES!
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>>14047992

Cause it'd be kinda hot?
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>>14047992
Twilight wants you to stop staring at her...staring at her...nether-pillows
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Y'all need some ponies.
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>>14047992
I was with you til the breast thing. Teats should be proper size.
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>>14047991
>>14047969
>>14047949
>>14047930
>>14047904
>>14047883
>>14047865
>>14047849
>>14047835
>>14047805

THIS is what girls do in the bathroom?
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which one and how hard?
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>>14048006
Just post ponies man
This shit happens all the time and deleting shit isn't going to help anything
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>>14048006
They will just carry it into the next thread. Report and ignore.
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>>14047992
The one with tits is 2lewd
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>>14048019
What did you think they did, poop?

Get real Anon
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>>14048014
We need wet ponies.
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>>14048019
Only in the disjointed Hollywood and Glee version of reality.
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>>14048006

Holy shit, kill yourself.

We never kill the thread, you fuck.
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>>14048023

the top 2, because they actually have vagina's
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>>14048019
Almost. In real life, they talk like this while pushing out turds.
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>>14048027
Which means we become the more popular board compared to the other boards they could've decided to post actual content in but didn't.
Aren't we the best?
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I think Applejack is the prettiest pony.
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>>14047594
Oh god I'm getting Food Fight flashbacks
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>>14048006
What's with this culture of being a pussy fuck and deleting threads with only light shitposting?
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>>14047886
Nice!
I especially like it that you didn't make the bard pony a unicorn. Most people do that because they assume they can't play otherwise, like how Lyra is usually drawn playing her harp with her magic. I think that's silly: there's nothing stopping her from playing it by propping it up and hitting the strings with her hooves like hammers or strumming.
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>>14048023
None
With the force of 1000 suns.
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>>14048034
> AAAARMOOOOR IS ENTIRELY PONY RELAAAAAATEDDDD
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>>14048003
no she's totally cool, but you'll never find out!
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http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/64166598528/http-strawpoll-me-553368-choose-wisely
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aaaaaahahah

my tumblr feminism shit won out to your armuor
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>>14048050
It isn't about the content. The guy is just throwing a temper tantrum because things don't go his way. Not only that, he won't actually communicate with any quality.
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>MLPG
>ever not shitposting general

its like a containment thread within a containment board.
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>>14048014
based mewball
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>>14048014
chistery how do I into a library job? Is it just knowing the right people?
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>>14048078
We're still feeding off his "shitposting" and reaping all the benefits.
And the naive one doesn't have to know.
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>>14048067
>cum inflation winning
HAHA yes!
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>>14048079
We've heard it before, pal.

State your beef and leave.
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>>14048068
>mods okay with armor spam
It's almost like the mods don't give a single fuck about anything that happens in this thread
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>>14048068
> okay with drug shit posting
It's funny that "ponies doing x" is more related to pony and ponies doing things than a spam crusade of armor pictures

I mean it's amazing really

It's almost like we're discussing ponies
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my little /co/ shitposting blur de blur furry circlejerk another insult general
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>>14048101
this is hell and we are trapped
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>>14048079
I've been making threads on /mlp/ about certain episodes I feel like talking about
It's actually been pretty enjoyable compared to mlpg
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What do little ponies talk about in the restroom
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>>14048101

The mods weren't okay with it, you retard. That's the point. They deleted it.
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Thanks janitor
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>>14048114
Why they go into the restroom at all.

How do they shit?
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>>14048114
>Fluttershy you've been in there for almost an hour are you okay?
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>>14048112
Would Cloudchaser get high with Flitter? Or is Flitter too reluctant to try cannabis?
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>>14047931
cuz ur a faget
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>>14048098

I have no beef. i like mlpg, shitposting and all. I've been here since S1E3
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Is it bad my favorite color is purple but favorite pony is orange?
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>>14048121
Don't get all fannyflustered because you thought the mods weren't going to delete your tantrum.
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>>14048131
They go in to apply their makeup and fix up their manes, let's not make this gross anon
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>>14047545
Well, you're going to have to expect to disappont sometimes in the narrative of life. You did forewarn, but the reality sinking it... it might sting.
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>>14048153

I'm not armorfag you tard, I was just correcting you for being dumb.

But now you're being even more dumb!
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>>14048114
They discuss who's little pony they actually are
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>>14048155
What about Pinkie in TLRU?
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>>14048139
>Flitter's too scared to try it
>but she helps Cloudchaser make pot cookies anyway
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>>14048123
Anyone else remember Deskmates? Man, I wish we had a pony version of that.
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>>14048155
It's not gross anon
Everybody poops
They wrote a book on it
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>>14048151
Purple is a good color, and orange is a good pony
I see nothing wrong here
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>>14048175
>she finally builds up the courage to try a pot brownie
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>>14048149

Oh, so you're just a master baiter.

In that case, you made me a little bit more sad.
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>>14048179
Hitler wrote a book too, that doesn't make it true
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>>14048179
i still remember that Dash wheelchair greentext back from when /mlp/ was good
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>>14048177
Holy shit how many decades have you been saving that
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>>14048175

I bet they smoke together pretty regularly. Seems like sibling always end up trying it together once in a while.

My sister wanted to try when she was 14. We watched rocky horror picture show and ate too many pot pies.

was fun.
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>>14048185
>"ohmygosh CiCi! I feel like I'm flying!"
>"you are flying, and don't call me CiCi"
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>>14048059
I always like detail when armoring anything. I mean I believe d.Doge's are a martial race and thus may have more knowledge on how to clad their forces with the best of the best. Not to mention the advantages of having a hand even though its stubby. Better having fsomething than nothing.
I believe they may have a hard time making chainmail though so thats why they made pones make it. Maybe.
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>>14048158
Hopefully she's not too mad and didn't become friends with some idealized version of me through those books.
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>>14048202
Since ancient times
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>>14048040
>wanting yo stick it in something THAT EVIL
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What would pony look like if she were bald?
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>>14048207
pfff.
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>>14048177
Desktop Ponies doesn't count?
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>>14048087
If you're still in college/University ask after campus job postings. Reference desk and data entry positions usually have openings year-round.

As for every other library I imagine networking has a large part to play, but emphasizing previous work in sorting and cataloging personal collections helps. Do you keep track of a card collection or DVD's? That sort of thing.

It may take more or less depending on the expectations of the library, particularly if you're working in a grade school. They may not even ask for perfunctory certifications for "head librarian" positions.
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I wish the BSS from dark souls looked more like this
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>>14048235
I wish I had more pictures of classical wizard ponies

I'm sure they exist, but I only have like, 1 or 2
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>>14048201
>/mlp/ was good
Hahahahahaha
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>>14048237

I actually sleep with women irl. Pretty sure I can handle a little pony evil. Real women are the sick, demented kind of evil. ponies are cartoon evil.
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>>14048245
>Janitor has signed this general's death warrant.

wat
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If you want a fun laugh follow this chain of replies
>>14041943
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>>14048274
that pony is like, gigahitlers of evil

not even a hint of irony man

Like genocide and apocalyptic events evil
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>>14048245
> I'm going to shit post and never stop!
About that
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>>14048275
Scruffy sez, "Bring it on, mmhmm."
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>>14048263
Astora's Straight Sword looks kinda like that, though its kinda ass compared to the other swords in its class

Is the hilt supposed to be offset like that because holy shit its bothering me and it seems like too big an oversight to not be intentional
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>>14048283

Oh god that fucking redline
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>>14048267
i'll be here all week
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>>14048223
I find it hard to imagine any ponies except for specialized unicorn mages being dexterous enough to fashion chain mail. Wasn't it made link by link, by hand? Not sure how you're going to do that with hooves.
It could be a particularly cruel way of breaking captured ponies, though, depending on how dark you prefer your little horses.

I'd like to see more worldbuilding-y Diamond Dog art focusing on their underground aspect. I wonder what their cities look like, if they have any.
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>>14048292

Really?

Sweet. Maybe I could make her see the meaning of love and friendship and change her ways. or maybe she just needs a good dicking.
>>
Thinking of you, wherever you are.
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>>14048283
Nope, can't take it anymore.
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>>14048334

I've been thinking of her, but she is gone forever. Its been a year and nobody has found the body. i think i'm in the clear.
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>>14048319
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>>14048314
You'll be the headliner of my next comedy tour.
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>>14048331
Last guy to try that was trapped in a mask and launched to a death world
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>"W-What are you doing there, Anon?!"
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>>14048337
>sorry, but I just can't see the fun in all this.png
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>>14048302
>>14048337
>>14048283
>caring
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>>14048380
Furry pls go
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>>14048380
Calling the doctor, there is clearly something wrong with your legs.
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>>14048320
Considering that earth ponies can play the piano just fine, it does not seem that big of a stretch to seem them do other fine work
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>>14048380
Playing Pokemon Y and kinda wishing I could have the bed since it would be more comfortable to play.
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>>14048378

Ok, give me a link to the backstory here.
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>>14048389

WHY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

WE'LL ALL BE DEAD ANYWAY
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stallions > mares
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>>14048387
Dash would be best sister
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>>14048400
>Y
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>>14048396
Like saving Equestria from an infestation of Parasprites.
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>>14048409
:Y
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>>14048405
why
not
both
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>>14048232
She only just got into them. She's just kind of mixed-up. Probably angry at you for not being like you were written. Angrier at herself for pushing you into this. What a stupid girl, and she's supposed to be a ruler! Now she's lost any hope at being your friend.
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>>14048415
:V
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>>14048387
>Lauren, who quit because she didn't like what the writers were doing, circa 2011
>Comparing with season 3 to prove her wrong
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>>14048368
>the sultan of shitpost, the emperor of irony
>weighing in at 30 megahilters, please welcome
>anonymous!
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>>14048387
To be fair to Lauren, I had a big sister who Dash always reminds me of. She was a majorly competitive bitch when we were younger: she controlled the TV, got dibs on the Game Boy SP while I was stuck holding a book light to the Advance, the works.
It was only later in life that she mellowed out, which I think is pretty accurate, because when she did she started treating me kinda like Dash treated Scootaloo in that episode.
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>>14048415
:X
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>>14048428
>who quit because she didn't like what the writers were doing, circa 2011

But that wasnt the issue

In fact, she only has nice things to say about Merryweather
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>>14048401
http://bionicle.wikia.com/wiki/Teridax
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sex with villains
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>>14048427
>>14048455
>>14048415
:lol
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>>14048419
Oh, well I'd totally still be friends, if she'd want too. If not I guess I'll pack up and leave the castle since I'm a fraud(not by choice) and she knows it.
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>>14048419
What? No she hasn't!
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>>14048456
And mccarthy

she LIKES her

She genuinely does
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>>14048457
You called?
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>>14048462
the fuck is cadence doing there
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>>14048462

Why is candy ass and some shitty OC there?
Where's Discord and Nightmare moon?
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>>14048487
Nightmaremoon and discord are no longer villains
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>>14048419
Pony can deal with it. I'm a rarity man now.

>Actually has a developed personality outside of the comics
>Adorable younger sister instead of stuffy odler sister
>Not damaged goods
>Knows what she wants
>Doesn't hugrape innocent pegasi

Better in every way
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>>14048486
>>14048487
because they destroyed the show
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Pony has an invite to Hearthstone
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https://derpibooru.org/331198?scope=scpefb937c60f43220bb92763ebdad504f03ec868e97
lol
>tfw i've become the guy who links the porn he's fapping to on mlpg
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but what about pony
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>>14048537
Is it that time of night already?
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>>14048387
NIGGA S3 AIN'T CANON SiP WORST EPISODE RUINED SCOOTALOO AND RAINBOW DASH
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>>14048509
so pretty wings

very royal

wow
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>>14048537
Flutterzoo is fucking great
http://derpibooru.org/233039
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>>14048537
>ywn have the endurance or sensitivity required to edge a girl
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>>14048509
she will be a nice alicorn
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>>14048548
N-NO PLS, I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING
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>>14048548
I think it's ALWAYS that time
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>>14048537
>upvotes galore
Who fucking tags these?
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>>14048548
angelshy is my favorite. don't even ask
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>>14048591
Bronies
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Do you think you'd still post on mlpg a lot if you had a real cartoon pony living with you?
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>Will you pull this splinter out of my hoof?
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>>14048609
Of course.
I have to gloat about her.
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>>14048609
No because I'd be too busy trying to explain to the rest of the world why I have a talking alien horse in my basement
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>>14048320
I mean unicorns making chainmail. As for the other pone's I think if captured, they will be used where they are best. Earthies might be set to grow mushrooms and pegasuses as extra-labor force. If not, they will be tasked where their talents are set/cutie mark related too.

I've been drawing some Doge fort related art but it went meh... its fun to think about how they have cities underground. Makes you wonder what drove them out. Maybe somewhat related to digging to deep.
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>>14048609
We'd cam our sexy shenanigans for the general
And document her pregnancy
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>>14048609
I'd post pictures of her and look at the pictures you guys post of yours.
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LOVE ME LIKE A REPTILE

LOVE ME LIKE A REPTILE
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>>14048609
unless pony came packing a magic spell to suddenly make my life not be shit, then yeah probably
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>Its late at night and all of the little ponies are in bed
>Spike wasnt feeling very well, so Twilight had him cuddle up close to her to make sure he'd be ok
>Rainbow Dash is in a deep dreamful slumber, slumped over sideways on her cloud bed, the blanket a soft mess
>Rarity wears a cool refreshing face mask as she slumbers in satin sheets
>Applejack had to work all day and didn't quite make it to the house, instead dropping in the hey loft. Applebloom found her and came back with a blanket and two pillows.
>Pinkie Pie cuddles Gummie close everynight, though being cold blooded this actually wakes him up more and ends up wandering
>Fluttershy always has Angel by her side. And some times the other animals like to sleep near her, feeling safe. Even a giraffe sticking its head through the window joins in.
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>>14048633
>telling others
Just seems like a bad idea, the reality is that if she comes to earth the chances of her becoming very sick are high.
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>>14048609
i read "still post" as "shit post"
and yea probably, still got a stict schedule to adhere to
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>>14048609
>implying real cartoon pony
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>>14048638
someone squels and you're arrested for the rape of an unwilling pony

after they find out you simulated the impossible pregnancy with an air compressor they add torture to the charges
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>>14048563
>You will never be a cute diamond dog
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>>14048658
Where's the joke?
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>>14048676
>you will never be a cute trap diamond dog
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>>14048634
They still have eyss, or I'd have said that they'd always lived down there. I think they either moved down from the sirface, or have always existed with varying habitations below and aboveground.
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>>14048658
>a giraffe sticking its head through the window joins in.
Haha
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Does pony like beards or clean shaven?
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>>14048660
Unless equestria was future earth all along. Then pony is most likely already immune to common sicknesses, but some still might be dangerous

Others have to be told so she can be provided with a controlled sterile environment
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>>14048679
One of them farted and it startled them awake
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>>14048709
W-Who was it?
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>>14048699
unicorns wear beards
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>>14048658
Goodnight MLPG
Goodnight hair
Goodnight ponies everywhere
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>>14048699
Technically, all ponies have beards
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>>14048472
It's okay.
You came to her, after all.
She only wants your forgiveness.
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Pony's butt wants to know how unf you think it is?
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>>14048740
She didn't even need to ask.
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>>14048714
You.Because the crushing loneliness of these late nights are a drain on your nerves
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>>14048751
Well it's true, I crack a lot.
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>>14048740
Forgiveness for what? I'm not even mad.
I'd still like to be her friend...
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>>14048744
0% unfb
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>>14048798
That cock sure has a low-hanging set.
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>>14048740
Jesus luna, you're worse than sentenal

Equestria sure is full of dweebs. Go back to earth. Our stars are dimmer than hers because we have a rockin nightlife.
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>"Why are those ponies looking at me like that"
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Pony has discovered a great golden statue inside an ancient ruin. It's huge, over thirty feet tall, and stands on two legs, a massive beard stretching down to its feet, a wicked-looking double-edged sword in its grasp. At its base is a plaque, etched with letters known to ponies, but from a long-dead dialect. Pony speaks enough of the language to decrypt it:

"Eight eyes in the dark light. Forty crowns wreathed in fire. The wheel turns and the ocean churns and the Great One watches from his midnight spire."

Help pony solve the riddle.
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>>14048834
I want to hotdog those moonpies
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>>14048744
An Ode To Fluttershy's Butt, by Anonymous

Your butt is like the stars above,
In banana colored hue,
And though I long to drink the drops,
From your flower's morning dew,
I'd put it all behind me, yes,
Your lady garden, I'd eschew,
To envelope my head in your womanly ass,
Until my face turned blue.
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>>14048834
Because you're zapping them, princess.
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Hey whaddya doin'!? Don'tchu know how to knock? Whatever. Wait out in the hall while I find my pants. I'll be ready in 5... and quit staring!
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>>14048844
Tell pony I discovered an even cooler statues.

It's a Limestone statue. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite, Limonite and Malachite, studded with Pig iron, decorated with cave lobster shell and dog leather and encircled with bands of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Native gold, Malachite, Limonite and Oak. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite and Limonite and menaces with spikes of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Limonite, Malachite, Orthoclase, Steel and Brown jasper. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone...
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>>14048857
>"You're kinda creepy anon..."
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>>14048844
It's obviously an omen of sinister implications that man once had on pony society and a warning to pony kind.
The eight lights in the dark refer to the eight wonders of our world. The churning wheel represents how we did not die out, we are merely disconnected from their world some how. Like being under an ocean. And the great one watching is a direct reference to bearded man, kings with crowns.
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>>14048873
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>that agonizing minute of staring at a typo
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>>14048870
Thats probably a trained helper pony

They live longer then dogs
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>>14048798
arise
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>>14048880
Just turn around
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>>14048880
You smell amazing.
>sniff
Like sex waiting to happen.
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>>14048747
>>14048774
>>14048833
She's recovered already. She's resolved that you haven't had enough of a chance yet! Of course! You'd do much better in the Tomb of Coltenra!
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>>14048873

What are you doing without your pants on anyway? Weren't we supposed to be going somewhere?
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>>14048902
I feel like ive seen this butt before...
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>>14048873
Hey, I'm just bringing back your wallet.
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>>14048902
>"P-please leave me alone."
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>>14048873
this is the worst babs possible

she's not even a pony, either
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>>14048905
What's it to her if I can only take a small chance?

Some of us like not having caverns for butts
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>>14048920
that's not my wallet
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>>14048844
That's pretty cryptic.
Maybe it's talking about a constellation and a bit of the mythology behind it.
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>>14048873
...No promises.
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>>14048924
Bite the pillow, baby.

I'm going in dry.
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>>14048912
I traced it from cloud butt >>14044981
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>>14048924
For you my dear, I'll go back to hiding in the bushes.
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>>14048930
>only a small chance

step it up
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Any of you dorks want to watch the Equestria Girls behind the scenes shit? I can stream it.
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>>14048924
I'm going to rub my dick all over that face
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>>14048924
don't make me get the bunny suit
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>>14048905
O-okay...
Man, when she finally realizes that just being in the likeness of the character doesn't necessarily give me his abilities.
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My first ever contribution! Please, only constructive (positive) feedback.
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I'm gonna Color Stream now, but don't worry I'm only staying up till 1am tonight.
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>>14048957
I would
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>>14048873
>... and quit staring!

I dunno, sweetheart - you puttin' it on display and all's makin' that kinda tough to do.
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>>14048957
>eg shit
>ever
no
piss off
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>>14048844
It means that pony better fucking watch out because we have offworld colonies spaceships. We could be back any time now to conquer pony.

unless we got eaten by giant space bugs
fuck space bugs
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Would you tongue pony's sweaty asshole?
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>>14048962
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>>14048991
That anon needs to get off the table.
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>>14048990
Salty ponuts?
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>>14048964
Gonna start with this
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>>14048991
>it's been three full calendar years

i

what

where did my life go
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>>14048991
>>14048990

How would 2010 MLPG react to 2013 MLPG?
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>>14049011
probably the same way that normal people would react to a furry erp forum
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>>14048957
No.
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>>14049011
50% unf
50% horror and never touching pony ago
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>>14049011

Go away faceless
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>>14048907
"I was puttin' my good panties on."
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>>14049011
Implosion probably, I can point to two events that landed us here though.
The bans and then a year later this board.
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>>14048991
>KY
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>>14049011
Why does Twilight have wings?
Why did this show get it's own board?
How is this show on it's 4th season?
Where did all the people from right now go?
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>>14048969
It's here to stay, deal with it nerd
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>>14048963
This reminds me of that comic of two professors scrawling out an equation on a blackboard and the middle of the equation says "a miracle occurs"
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What is Roogna's skype?
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>>14048894
Hint: the forty crowns are rings.

Pony searches the base of the statue, looking for anything that may aid answering the cryptic riddle. At the very base of the statue is a small rift in the floor, too small for anything but the tiniest of spiders to slip into. The stones on the floor raise in a series of patterns: it's more lettering! It translates to "Xpcqi lmv bvmby qhe wcc nlmvw."

Hint: Look at your keyboard. Above.
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>>14049046
>caring
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>>14048905
Tomb of WHAT?
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>>14049019
so about the same, then
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What was the episode that broke you mlpg?
For me it was Ticket Master, but Bridle Gossip really sealed the deal.
It's a good thing too because I really disliked the next two at the time so that might have been it for me otherwise.
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>>14049029

How long's it take to put on your panties? C'mon, I've been waitin' like 15 minutes now...
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>>14048873
Hey, I can see myself inside you. Let's get coffee.
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>>14049025
>ago
>again

FUCK
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>>14049075
S2E2 intrigued me.

And then S2E3 aired.
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>>14049046
That depends on why you're asking
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>>14049075
What do you mean? I was watching from Friendship is Magic part1.
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>>14049059
I'm stumped
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>>14049075
Part two of the series premiere.
Twilight's self aware humor made me stop cringing and curious what the rest was like. Somewhere between then and the latest episode at the time, RoH part 2, I was lost.
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>>14049092
It's a matter of great secrecy. If I tell you here, it'll cause derailment. It's not lewd, off topic or obscene.
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>>14048991
>Someone who realizes that Fluttershy is obligatory worst and best pone
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>>14049075
Fall weather friends

That's the one that turned me into a giant furfag. Because of that, twilight sparkle was my waifu.
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>>14049101
Well I had tried watching Dragonshy and I just didn't get it so i dropped it for a few months. Tried again later when I was pretty bored and it didn't really hit me til Ticket Master that I like it.
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>>14049104
The letter keys on a keyboard are arranged in columns.
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>>14049075
Bridle Gossip is what locked me in, it was just extreme curiosity that kept me that long. I just really liked the character and background design.
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>>14049075
Flutterguy and Pinkie Pie doing evil enchantress
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>>14049075
watched the first episode
been in love since
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>>14049075

The first 2. It was like a cheesy friendship based dungeons and dragons story with a very involved gather-the-party segment. And then there were challenges, combat. The adventure was grand, and the final boss was satisfying.

So yeah, from ep 1.
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>>14049084
"Get yer foot outta the door, then, perv."
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>>14049124
Qwerty or other type, since if I "looked above" each of those letters I get something that makes even less sense, if possible.
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>>14049075
Winter Wrap up. Before then I skipped the songs. Would have skipped that one but I thought the whole episode was musical.
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>>14049120
>was
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>>14049075
Bridle Gossip hooked me. Dragonshy broke me
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>>14049133
Another dude, did you try out the character generator?

>>14049075
The more adventure and world building ones. Even the arguments about the ones regarding how Equestrian was made were cool.
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>>14049157
I'm pretty sure I couldn't even stomach the opening song until maybe the end of Season 1.
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did you fap to the porn before you watched the show? be honest
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>>14049152
Qwerty. Substitution.
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>>14049173
I fapped to the show before I watched the porn.
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>>14049167
Character generator?
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>>14049168
Yeah.
WWU broke me, but if I'm completely honest I was doomed from episode 1, for the same reasons as >>14049149
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>>14049173
Didn't give in to that until a few months after seeing the show. They were just too cute and lovable for my mind to wander that way.
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>>14049075
>Broke me
I am a slime ball that slowly absorbs shows,movies,games,music on contact and just go through them.
I didn't watch MLP until the season one ended.

For the most part I just watch things to watch them, discuss them without really caring about it.
MLP could be cancelled right now and /mlp/ would be deleted and ponies would still be banned from the rest of 4chan and I wouldn't even care.

This is mainly because the only medium I actually give a dimmedamn about is video games, I'd cry like a baby if something I was really looking forward to was cancelled

I really liked Feeling Pinkie Keen though, if that means anything.
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>>14049173
my first experience with ponies was the Zone flash. I didn't even know the show existed before that, i was just trying to find something to fap to
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>>14049161
Shh, there there Twilight. He doesn't have a new waifu. He never had a waifu.
Look how about Rarity and I take you to that fancy restaurant that just opened? Our treat.
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>>14049183
The one for Simple10, the Pony RPG.
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>>14049173
I only watched the show because I fapped to no-ink's porn, and because I thought pinkie looked like the sexiest horse ever
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I remember locking myself in my room last year with the lights off, watching that 9 hour Season 1 youtube video. The next 2 days i did the same with S2
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>>14049198
Were you looking forward to Legends 3?
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>>14049173
Since first watching the show I've completely stopped fapping. It's been 2 years.
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How many times has your favorite pony changed since you started watching the show?
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>>14049173
Yes, I didn't even know there was a show at first. Or, at least I thought it was really shitty but the porn was doing it justice like many other r34.
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>>14049173
I didn't start fapping until I started watching the show.
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>>14049216
>you're not so bad yourself, cupcake
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>>14049173

I made it to Winter Wrap Up then masturbated to the show.
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>>14049224

you should once. edge for a couple of hours. see how hard you cum. do it on a figure, post pics.
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>>14049173
No
Honestly it disgusted me before I watched the show
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>>14049173
I accidently did, but i didn't realize it was MLP related until later. Also i realize it isn't exactly porn but it is fetish related.
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>>14049086
"Ya know what else I got inside me is a tampon, so unless you want a hormone-fueled bulldoza up ya legs I suggest gettin' outta my face and let me get dressed."
"An apple mocha frapuccino wouldn't be bad, eitha."
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>>14049173
No? I still haven't.
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>>14049173
I wasn't even aware fully that My Little Pony HAD porn before I came here...
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>>14049249
I'm fairly certain there was actually a decent amount of MLP porn before G4
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>>14049213
I've really got no idea what you're referring too, but it sounds kinda neat. why are you asking me in particular?
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>>14049239
They look like those girls from Avatar
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>>14049216
But anon, Pinkie Pie isn't a horse
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>>14049173
Humanized 7 months after finding pony and this place.
Pony itself? 10 months. Fanfic. Wasn't even that explicit. Rarity's magic book
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>>14049173
No because there really wasn't any in February 2011. Still don't get off to R34 even though I look at it
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>>14049258
>tfw already knew of BCS because you fapped to her previous gen MLPG porn
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>>14049258
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>>14049178
Okay, if I look "above," which I'm assuming to mean as one higher in the column, I end up with numbers in there. Which can't possibly be right. So, that means I need to replace them with something. The question is, of course, what. "M" is the most common, so that's either an "e" or an "h".
Fuck, this is tough.
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>>14049267
>lol wtf did i draw
Pinkie, is that pilates, or is your body just thick?
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>>14049240
That sounds terrible. Where'd you get your tastes, discount from Pottery Barn? Man, if it wasn't for your sister, I don't even think I'd visit.
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>you will never see Butterfly and Babs fight because Babs said the Red Sox were "A BUNCHA FRIGGIN' GIRLS
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>>14049221
The only game this had happened with was Prey 2 other than that I never really had a game series that I liked got a cancelled game, it's either "It's casualized for the mass market" or "It's dead, jim".

But I'd throw a super-fucking tantrum if a F-Zero sequel was in the works but was cancelled due corporate bullshit.
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I kind of miss when we were afraid of porn because we thought MLP would end up like e-surance girl.
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>>14049292
>we were afraid of porn
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>>14049267
Unf?
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>>14049084

...nah. I'm good here. Might as well enjoy the view while I wait.

So where'd you wanna go? Coffee? Catch a movie, what?
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>>14049046
>>14049092
>>14049109
It's Sentenal. He was asking in the steamchat too.
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>>14049292
>end up like e-surance girl.
wut?
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>>14049150
>>14049311
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>>14049319
you're jerking off right now, aren't you cosmo
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>>14049258
Well sure, it was there, i know that.
I just wasn't you know, LOOKING for it.

Back then I would have just scrolled past it without batting an eye, now, fuck, i have to scrutinize it.
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>tfw your fap material searches turn up mostly mugshots
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>>14048992
Good Night Luna
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>>14049319
Didn't he throw his fit and leave?
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>>14049275
Hint: the first letter in the chain is opposite from the rest of the letters. Above. Always above.
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>>14049325
EA I fapped like 30 minutes ago man.
Time for slutty diamond dog
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>>14049288
>F-Zero

Nigga
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>>14049266
My headcanon is Twilight is wearing that to make FS feel more comfortable about her little bedwetting problem.
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>>14049261
I got an email from you asking about it, unless others have access to your email account.
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>>14049320
There used to be an animated pink hair girl who was used as a mascot for an insurance company

There was lots of porn. So much porn, in fact, that if you google "e-surance" the entire first page of the image results is mostly porn.

So they discontinued using her forever for that very reason.
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>>14049306
sshh

just let it happen
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>>14049334
I know what you mean. I've just seen so much of it that I've turned into a connoisseur of My Little Pony porn.

What a talent.
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>Hey anon, do you like my new socks?
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>>14049328
Not Cosmo.

>>14049338
No. He left the steamchat for the day, joined again as a guest for another day, and then finally rejoined the group. He never left.
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>>14049288

They ARE working on another f-zero game! until it gets cancelled for more mario.
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>>14049363

Whoa. How'd you get 'em to do that?
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>>14049359
I'm just going to go ahead and say that these are all really fucking retarded.

Also you capitalized the "A" on accident.
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>>14049075
Hearts and hooves day
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>>14049344
Anon, you know it's my duty to keep you erect and gushing cum at all times.

So does that mean you want your lewd princess to turn a bit more canine?

So she can knot you deep and unload her thick spunk into your womb, breeding her bitch hard and slow?
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>>14049370
that's funny as hell
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>>14049382
ItsUpperCamelCaseYouRetard.
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>>14049352
It couldn't possibly have also stemmed from the fact that she polled incredibly low in popularity as a mascot beyond the sex factor.
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>>14049353
I can't believe how soft my dick is right now
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>>14049319
Noone else has access to my email, but If its from any variant of Roogna its not me, my email has Dalsson in it
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>Horrific monster is going around Equestria, feeding on any power source it can find
>Rainbow Dash tries to stop it by dive bombing it from behind
>A giant mouth forms on the back of its head, and devours Rainbow Dash
>The Mane Five start to flip the fuck out, the credits roll.
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>>14049393
I misread it and made a mistake.
You should still stop posting those.
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>>14049389
Goddammit.
I'm trying to get through this c++ tutorial
Well, continue
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>>14049311
"I was gonna suggest the movies but it sounds like you're already enjoying the show."
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>>14049350
and an excellent headcanon that is
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>>14049393
>upper camel case
>not pascal case
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Okay who is it

Who's the pony who stole your heart?
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>>14049406
Credits interupted by dash crashing through them, and the camera goes through the hole she made in the credits to reveal that she punched a hole in the monster

cue her then complaining about being covered in monster crud, laughter and then the real credits.
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>>14049370
i dont understand
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>>14049406
>rainbow dash comes back
>turns into a horrific monster on command
>the story just keeps getting worse from here
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>>14049420
Ooh, two things I can help with!

What are you trying to learn as that hot knot throbs inside you, stretching you wide and locking you to my groin?
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>>14049440
>Attack on Pony
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>>14049352
>if you google "e-surance" the entire first page of the image results is mostly porn.
None of it is explicit though.
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you look like you've had a long day. why don't you take a load off
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>>14049414
I'll stop now.
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>>14049425
"Hey, toots, if you got it, flaunt it."
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>>14049420
Hey I'm trying to learn C
We should fuck
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>>14049440
>"I knew they made a mistake hiring Nicholas Cage to direct this one!"
>Bees become involved.
>>
Pony is knocking at your door right now
She's probably drunk again and wants a sloppy quickie
You're getting really tired of these midnight booty calls
Your back is still sore last time from all the hugging
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>>14049433
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>>14049465
"You can't even afford cover charge for this club."
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>no rolling post number dice
>no proper DMing
>no group
>just two guys getting ready to pretend-fuck each other
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>>14049481
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>>14049496
>she's even louder cuddling than when she's just having sex
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>>14049486
that's pathetic

she has what, two lines? angel has more of a personality

she didn't steal your heart. she's just a convenient template for fantasies you already had.
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>>14049495
The oldest system out there is the completely freeform game of "pretend"

/tg/, you of all people should know this
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>>14049451
Look harder
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>>14049509
ow
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>>14049448
Data structures and OOP
But guess the real object I should be dealing with is the princess thick cock cumming inside me while suckling on my tits
>>14049470
swerve, pleb.
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>>14049504
>It's just muffled with the sock shoved in her mouth.
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>>14049465

"Good thing I know a girl, huh?"
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>>14049509
You could also fuck yourself
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>>14049510
Old != Good
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Do you think the rest of the mane six should become alicorns in season 4 or season 5?
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>>14049510
Also /tg/ here
I just wish it were pony
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>>14049494
"And you can't even cover the club."

>>14049495

alright.

roll my eyes, stick out my tongue, and let her get changed in privacy. if we continue to banter wittily, we'll be here till Saturday.
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>>14049527

Goddamn it, I need to work on my aim.

Meant to reply to >>14049494
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What is your opinion on this pony?
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>>14049520
;_;
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>>14049523
>ballgagged for cuddling

ha
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>>14049549
She's a background character with a tail that looks like a pink semen geyser erupting from her ass
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>>14049551
C > C++
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>>14049545
Well, banter, at any rate.
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>>14049549

She is deceptively strong and a menace to my wine-cellar.
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>>14049542
>>14049495
Have you participated in the /mlp/ Simple10 games? They could always use a few new players. If you wish to GM, sit in for a few sessions and you can take your pick of players.
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>>14049520
Ah yes. Those are traditionally the courses that help thin the CS herd. Though thin is the last word anyone would use to describe you after you've got a gut sloshing and heavy with viscous, fertile cum.

What sort of data structures? Linked lists? Just structs and classes? Maybe I can help you understand that better in between mind-shattering climaxes.
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>>14049549
very pretty, would raise her child as my own/10
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>>14049567
>>14049572

okay okay okay
what about now
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>>14049339
"Speak our truth and see yours"?
Christ, that took forever to figure out.
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>>14049572
Are you a Nord?
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>>14049574
And/or visit /qt/ on the sub
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>>14049534
It is good for having the most accessible ruleset possible
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>>14049579
wasn't it revealed to be her sister in SHS
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>>14049569
Anything with a GC > anything without a GC

Except for embedded programming, where resources are tight. Tight like the needy pussy of a bitch in heat.
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>>14049542
we kobold now
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>>14049516
I count 55 images before that one, not really first page.
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>>14049591
pls no
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>>14049597
>unironically being kobold
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>>14049597

I would a kobold

also a cutebold
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>>14049597
Aww, how ado-hey wait a minute, is that my jewelry?!
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>>14049527
>>14049545
"You let the girl cover up and you cover dinner, maybe she'll let you in through the back door for a couple drinks."
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>>14049606
Does it fucking matter

There's a shit ton of lewd stuff before it and then it just goes straight to porn

Why do you have to let your autism flare up like this anon
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>>14049606
Google got a lot better at blocking explicit content
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>>14049585

What a stupid question.

Of course I am.
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>>14049584
Ding. Now, what did you need to have to figure that out?

The answer is Ywxgbikift.
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>>14049651
That big marshmallow cunt.
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>>14049567
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>>14049658
Well how then how the fuck am I supposed to find explicit content? Why would they do that?
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>>14049651
I hope she snaps out of it soon. Flu's no fun.
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>>14049622
go downstairs and watch TV until she's ready to go.

we're questing now, motherfucker, whether you wanna or not.

>>14049618

uh

no

of course not

what jewelry
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>>14049669
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>>14049622

"All right, all right - just yell if you need me."
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>>14049663

>big marshmallow horse cunt
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>>14049622
...unf...
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Kobolds are stupid

So are sergals, space marines, and dwarves
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>>14049651
>Pinkie is very sick, so you stay with her all day to help her feel better
>A lot of warm soup and cold juice
>The two of you just take it very easy and sit cozily together, watching animated movies all day
>Its nice and she's very cuddly, but keeps wiping her running nose on your shirt
>Half the time you look down to find her sound asleep embracing you, having fretting fever dreams
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>>14049714
I wouldn't mind
It's not like I can catch the pony flu
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>>14049549
I'd partake in drunken buttsex with her
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>>14049686
>>
ponies are stupid
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>>14049660
Mostly it was just the realization that, if you cut out the letters and symbols on the keyboard, the columns would loop back on themselves. And most of the letters were actually below.
And I see the same pattern doesn't work for that one.
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>>14049714
Pinkie is very sick. You need to be by her bed, anon. This is the one.
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>>14049591
>>14049608
It's a different pony.
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>>14049708
And ponies, don't forget ponies.
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>Start ERPing
>less than 10 posts in
>Already came
Fucking diamond dogs
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>>14049708
we kender now?
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>>14049708
>and dwarves
I'LL FUCK YOU UP
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An ambassador from the pone planet has decided to land in your house.
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>>14049729
warm blood is so...exotic...
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>>14049748
Aww

Was it at least a good spurt?
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>>14049763
She should probably leave before the government gets here.
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>>14049763
*BLAM*
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>>14049764
How hard would you panic if a group of female dragons started surrounding you after saying that.
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>>14049730
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>>14049766
Anything with female diamond dogs always end with me meticulously cleaning my hands, so yeah.
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>>14049754
What if you went to equestria and it was infested with kender, fucking shit up and stealing waifus
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>>14049763
Does she want to probe my butt?
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>>14049782
Whats the size ratio here?
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>>14049787
<3
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>>14049787
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>>14049794
you barely reach their chest
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>>14049748
let me guess.
femrover.
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>>14049792
Unf
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>>14049782
>panicking
>not liberating them from their mortal coil

AMERICA
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>>14049792
Yes and she also brought her whole crew of friends who are equally eager to probe
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>>14049782
This shit isn't going to work on my.
I watched you bathe in LAVA for like, the last half hour!
Of course you didn't see me, I was hiding behind that rock taking pictures!
...
I...oh...
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What if alien invader episode?
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>>14049754
>>14049791
>Kender
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>>14049794
three times your size.
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>>14049777
Your loud noises do not deter alien pone from her duty. She has come to party and nothing will stop her!
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>>14049794
see
>>14049807

For acceptable measurements.
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>>14049807
>>14049825
Oh. Not interested.
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>>14049801

I want to have sex with the zebra twins.
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>>14049817
I can't wait to tell the guys back at my favorite conspiracy theorist internet forum
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>>14049823
>Filename.
The gun needs to eject Pinkies at his face.
>>
http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-highlight-bronies-docc
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>>14049680
Something like should happen in the show
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>>14049835
>BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP

Captain, pleb detector's going crazy.
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>>14049827
CALL THE MARINES

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

PONY IS IN GODS COUTNRY NOW
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>>14049848
It's a little out of character for Fluttershy
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>>14049823
What if Mike Vining in equestria?
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>>14049792
>Pinkie Pie steps out of the UFO with big grandiose steps
>"Greetings, Earth man! I come in peace!"
>"Pinkie, get that thing off my lawn. You're going to kill the grass."
>She shoots you with a woobly lazer and you fall asleep
>You wake up some time later in a place you dont know, strapped to a table with your butt in the air
>"Greetings, Earth man! It is time for the probbing!"
>"Pinkie stop!"
>Unable to move or get a way, Pinkie Pie closes in on your rump and pokes your butt cheeks repeatedly, going "beep boop a boop boop" over and over again and giggling
>Later she gives you astronaut ice cream and flies away, but then crashing into a flag pole
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>>14049835
What did you expect, they're fucking dragons yo.
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>>14049853
>the marines arrive
>with kegs of shitty beer and a bluegrass band
>square dancing intensifies
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>>14049847
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i'm scared
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>>14049853
If you're calling your friends, alien pony thinks it's only fair that she does the same.
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>>14049827
Andrew W.K. must have a party off with her.
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>>14049807
>>14049832
Do they want to violently bang me or is this more of a cuddly, lets use the warm blooded mammal as a hot water bottle type deal?
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>>14049859
No...NO, ALL THE LITTLE PONIES. DEAD.
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>14049879
I'm afraid that my dog doesn't love me anymore.
>>
Your pony has encountered a critical error and will now terminate
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>>14049854
>out of character
I don't think Fluttershy doing this is beyond her character
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>>14049895
Neither.
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>>14049873
you make the cutest greentexts
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>>14049895
They bathe in lava

They're going to eat you and you will not survive past their mouths
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>>14049853
>pony is in Gods country now

i would read a comic about all the Gods across all pantheons suddenly brought into a small patch of land in Texas as ordinary humans.
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>>14049899
>>14049900
Fitting
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>>14049895
why not both.jpg
wait a minute, we need art of anon getting horrifically cuddled by dragoness
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>>14049910
It wouldn't be the end of the world. But I feel like if MMC is anything to go by she was essentially doing the same thing and she was hating it.
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>>14049873
>astronaut ice cream

What a shitty pony...
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What if pony was short and busty?
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>>14049910
not as she matures a little more and gets closer to being an alicorn
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>>14049835
more for me
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>>14049930
Shortstack is gross
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>>14049924
Well she was forced to by the whole cutie mark thing. But I think this would be out of the kindness of her own heart that she would be doing this in order to help a good friend feel a bit better
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>season 4 begins with twilight waking up, wingless
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>>14049818
You humans are so fragile. Should we be careful, ladies?
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>>14049873
>>14049926

Man astronaut ice cream is delicious. About 2 weeks ago i was really drunk and ordered about 50 packets of it off of amazon. Luckily I cancelled it in time the next day but I kind of wish I hadn't
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>>14049945
>You humans are so fragile
Oh fuck no, you best be joking nigga.
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>>14049943
Well exactly she was forced to do it.
There's lots of other ways that I see Fluttershy going out of her way to make Pinkie feel better.

I'll give you that I could kind of see an episode being about Fluttershy trying to make a sick Pinkie feel better and she ends up doing something like that in the end because she's out of ideas. That could work.
>>