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Pretty grey ponies only!

Last thread
>>14026935
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This is a great thread
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>>14030908
Okay.
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>>14030908
Is this pony pretty and grey enough for this thread?
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>>14030908
There's only one grey pony that isn't a mare...
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>>14030908
That's not a grey pony.
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>>14030924
My file fell off.
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>>14030908
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-x1LVYXrKE
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>>14030908
Is this grey enough?
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Celestia is so big.

Her rump would be gigantic.

Just think about how big it'd be compared to your little hand.

Fingering larger creatures is my fetish.
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okay
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Comet Tail is a very pointy pony.
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>>14030933
>you'll never pop her bubbles
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Grey pony is best pony.
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>>14030938
>"It's not that big..."
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>>14030944
I'd borrow books from that librarian.
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Pony thinks Humans are the best fantasy race and the top tier hunter race
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Rarity is grey.
Celestia is pink.
Blueblood is white.
Good colors, I think.
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>>14030938
Being sat on by butts that are wider than my chest is my fetish

I think we can get along
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>>14030952
it's huge and you know it

now are you going to let me first your or not
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>>14030938

>fingering

You could fit your entire arm in there

up to the shoulder.
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>>14030950
The proper treatment of ugly ponies
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>>14030927
What did she shape it into?
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>>14030955
Shining Armor's white too
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>>14030954

>humans in pony rpgs.
>amazing intelligence stats, great endurance and dexterity, fairly good strength for their size bracket.
>get bonus feats
>all this at the cost of no magic.
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>>14030938
No, no, anon. You aim for that little nub.
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>>14030908
canon prettiest horse reportan
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>>14030950
>>14030908
I need a list of all the grey pones.
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>>14030954
Silly pony, Khajiit are the best fantasy race.
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I wish derpy was ded.
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>>14030970
>human appears in Equestria
>doesn't really measure up to the fantasy
>and turns out to be able to use magic, too
>the games all get new editions
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>>14030981
>I hate fun and I hate the show
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>>14030980

transcription error
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>>14030992
I wish fun was ded.
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>>14030980
Argonian masterrace.
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>>14030981
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>>14031012
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>>14031010
Closer, but dragonborn are the true masterrace
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>>14030992
WOO HATE FUELED DARK MAGIC
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>>14030945

That is a cute stallion

thank you!
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>>14031010
>>14030980
>Argonian
>Khajiit
>not Nord master-race
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>>14031033
You're welcome. Glad you like it!
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Spike got his fist stuck in which character's vagina?
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>>14030965
A perpetual motion tchotchke with little heart-eyed skulls clacking back and forth.
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>>14031034
Snow nazis pls go
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>>14030908
Pretty grrreaat pony here!
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Reposting from last night
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>>14031037
his own

'cuz he's a little bitch
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Rarity is Argentinean.
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>>14030952
I want to lick that dock
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Most fantasy races are okay. Except Elves. I hate Elves.
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>>14031057
she's grey though. not pitch black.
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>>14030980
>>14031010
>>14031021
>>14031034
>>14031044
Hope all y'all faggots modding. Best be installing Hypothermia.
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>>14031057
oh good, i thought she was a slut
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Derpy and bacon.
>winner
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>>14030908
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>>14030971
*squelch*
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>>14030981
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>>14031045
She didn't screw up anything
except for the town hall
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>>14031072
Ponies don't last very long, do they?
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Oh, turns out she isn't grey, she's violet.
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>>14030980
>>14031010
>>14031021
Pony can't find those races in it's rulebooks
Pony asked what you think about Sergals as well
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>>14031095

Can I use my clit to hold another weapon if I roll a sergal?
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>>14030952
>Princess, you're gettin' too cl- P- PRINCESS!
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>not prepping to make the first pony mods on GTAV

It's like you hate money
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>>14031088
She's the biggest screwup but is too dumb to fret about it.
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>>14031098
it's not dexterous enough to wield a weapon, but you can use it to hold small objects
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>>14031012

If plot could kill we'd all fear the bubble butt.
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>>14031091
multiple orgasms.
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>>14031077
This makes me happy, I hate hings that bring joy to people.
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>>14031102
Enjoy that C&D
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>>14031102
> implying it's coming out on PC
Rumor has it they're in cahoots with Microsoft AND Sony to hold out the release of a PC version for another two years

You read that right, two years. They're supposedly remastering GTA V to run on XBONE and PS4 and remain "exclusives" for a little while longer.
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>>14031102
But it's not on PC and never will be
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>>14031107
but it's dumb to fret over everything. She's smarter than you anon.
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>>14031109
I'm trying to think of fun things to do with a prehensile clitoral hood in a fantasy setting, but I can't.

I think I'm just gonna go dwarf.
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>>14031109
Like wands?
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>>14031113
It'd be better if multiple orgasms and lots of stamina
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>>14031113
multiple orgasms everywhere!
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Pony wants to see your polka face.
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>>14031113
Would you kiss her clit while it was winking?
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>>14031050
http://i.imgur.com/vBUA3Lg.png

And Futa version
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>>14031128
You'd rather live in ignorance of your mistakes and constantly remake them?
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>>14031091
They are cursed by the fact that they don't have human stamina. Like all animals are.
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>>14031138
Yes.
And also lick it.
Maybe even suck on it if it stays out long enough.
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>>14031113
>multiple organisms
FUCK
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>>14031137
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Derpy did nothing wrong.

Yamino is a sociopath
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>>14031158
purpletinker is a hellish figure
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>>14031142
Ignoring the problem isn't the same as 'not fretting' over them. You can deal with problems and not let them get to you. You know, like a mature adult.
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>>14031164
>>14031158
How many Hitlers though?
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>>14031164
chatoyance is an insane mind
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chubby goo dragons
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>>14031138
Woah nelly, things are getting steamy.
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>>14031179
15 ultra Hitlers
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>>14031158
Derpy is a terrible pony, I heard she was banned from going near the schools because she tried to hit on one of the students.

Sickening to know that this broken pony is even allowed to keep her job or even live in Ponyville.
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>>14031100
>"Is it really that big?"
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>>14031179
all of them all the hitlers
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>>14031179
8.7 Terahitlers
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>>14031194
I really like the porn of that thing
I haven't played a game since gold though
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>>14031158
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>>14031179
48 centihitlers
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>>14031113
orgasm worship
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>>14031200
Bonbon you whoring bitch, stop spreading terrible rumors!
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>>14031173
Fret probably wasn't the right word to use then, my mistake.
Because what you're saying isn't what I meant at all.
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>>14031198
ultra is not an SI prefix
is that more than a terahitler?
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>>14031179

Ultra hitler piloting an Atlas shaped in Hitler's image, and each weapon is a flamer for melting jew, gypsy and fag bones
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>>14031217
winking worship
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>>14031196
That phrase always gives me pause.
Because that's my sister's name.
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>>14031211

this show was such shite
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>>14031196
http://i.imgur.com/Uo4XfGi.png
It hasn't even begun.
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>>14031240

It has its moments, and a lot of them.

Got a good laugh out of me a few times.
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>>14031205
>higher than Twilycorn, EqG and Meghan combined
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>>14031239
...your sister's name is Nelly?
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>>14031220
She's talking to her husband NoHooves
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>>14031098
Pony said that the rulebook with the rules and the stats for the Sergals' clitoral hood was lost in the mail and pony had to order for new one.

Pony said it should be here at the beginning of next week
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>>14031194
Only chubby goo ponies allowed
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>>14031220
She also sleeps with other mares partners to cause trouble, she truly is a broken pony...I bet she whoring herself right now the skank.
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>>14031262
unf
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>>14031228
Wouldn't that just be clit worship?
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One fine day with a woof and a purr
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>>14031203
Oh gods that ass

Who's the artist?
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>>14031253
___Yes.___
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>mlpg in charge of letting others see their trainer pr videos
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>>14031281
a pony was born and it caused a little stir
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>>14031244
oh shit
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>>14031281
dammit look what you did!
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>>14031281
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>>14031281

The show was way better than the movie, it's like a reverse spongebob. Kind of.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
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>>14031306
That is a very undignified position for a princess.
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>>14031281
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>>14031308
the movie upped the weirdness factor a whole lot

and it was already a weird show
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>>14031244
Can I get that pic?
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>>14031284
dot
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>>14031322
the imgur link is RIGHT THERE, anon

come on

http://i.imgur.com/dt6FsHl.png
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Which pony doesn't mind if you want to touch her butt every now and then
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>>14031331
all of them
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>>14031317
Indeed.
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>>14031331
Bon Bon. She will yell but secretly she doesnt mind.
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>>14031331

2.3, because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you no.
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>>14031320
>>14031298
>>14031320

What has science done
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>>14031342
wouldn't that mean she minds?
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>>14031330
I tried doing the link - it came up as a blank page

oops
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>>14031331
As long as you give her your love!
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Why don't you have a girlfriend Anon, do human girls just find you ugly?

Or is it because women can't stand your smell?
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>>14031350

we don't know that, we're not fucking mind readers dude
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>>14031345
It gave us two ponies for the price of one.
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>>14031331
I wish Rara

probably not
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>>14031345
Pretty sure is was science magic.
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would it kill you people dto do this shit in the last thread?
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>>14031317
night horse has the best butt
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>>14031364

>wanting to lay hands upon my waifu
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>>14031370
yes
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>>14031358
I am an unsavory creature. No one would ever want to associate with someone like me.
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>>14031372

>not sharing your waifu
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>>14031381

>AND he's a socialist

Remove yourself, filth.
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>>14031358
Fuck that, I ain't wasting my time on that. I'd rather waste it on something enjoyable.
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>>14031363
Like internet and cable? Pony bundling?
Which two ponies would you get bundled?
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>>14031372
>Your waifu
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>>14031370
suck it up, you baby.
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>>14031358
I'm too busy grappling with existence to worry about that shit

wouldn't mind a nice casual encounter with someone from MLPG though
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>>14031391
I would get Luna.

Then I would get a second Luna.
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>>14031401
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>>14031354
I love it, give me more.
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>>14031406
>casual encounter
Fuck no.
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watch out, MLPG

he's got his eyes on your waifu
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>>14031363
You can't pony twice tex. This whole concept is an impossibility.
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>>14031358
>Wanting an overglorified self-obsessed daughter
I'd like to date my art professor though, she's all kinds of classy
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Twilight Sparkle has accidentally summoned you to Equestria, but the spell was one-way. How do you cope with being stuck forever?
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>>14031419
Well uh, okay.

But I still wouldn't mind one.
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>>14031427

>sax

Woopdy doo, I play that instrument too.
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>>14031427
I'm pretty sure my waifu would kill him.
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>>14031440
Work out
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Why is she so kicky?
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>>14030908
R-Rara sama!!
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>>14031449

Yeah, but you don't play it cool
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>>14031437
That's science for you. I only need one pony however.
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>>14031440
Is that a trick question? I'd party of course. Gosh anon, dyewts?
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>>14031457
Pony must kick to regulate their emotions
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>>14031457
her back legs look like macaroni
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>>14031358
Can I ask you something, furball?

How come you come here alone, day after day, to insult me? Don't you have any friends you could be doing things with?
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>>14031465
So if pony was two ponies you wouldn't love her? That's pretty shallow. You'rein for a bummer this season then.
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>>14031466
I wonder if i could finally be myself in a land of ponies
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>>14031497
These are all disgusting except Fluttershy's fangs
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>>14031499
I wonder if I could finally be a pony in a land of ponies. It can't be as hard as turning apples into oranges right?
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>>14031497
That's just an extra head, anon, not an extra pony.
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never opened... never enjoyed...
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>>14031499
That depends, anon.
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>>14031521
You can only be a pony in a land of humans,but you'll have to go through the Equestria Girls mirror for that.
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>>14031522
Well pony's second head is offended that you don't consider her an individual just because she was born differently.
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>>14031497
>flutterfangs

oh god my heart
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>>14031330
>just barely avoided being caught fapping to that
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that was too close
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pony wants to pony you
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>>14031440
See if I can be useful in some fashion
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>>14031524
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LENNOAAAAAAARD
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>>14030970
>the great perks more than makes up for the lack of magic
>but many ponies avoid humans because of that one weakness
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>>14031497
is it odd that out of all of those the antlers, eyes, and second head all turn me on more than fluttershy with fangs?
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>>14031549
so visit Rarity?
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>>14031547
But I'm not a pony!
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>>14031547
pony can only pony me if I can pony pony back
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>>14031547
okay
sounds dangerous though, are there any preparations to be made?
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>>14031563

>that one mare who plays humans exclusively because 'they can breed with anything!'
>'Anything!'
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>>14031565
please leave
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>he isn't a pony
reported
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>>14031544
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>>14030970
Human approach magic like all other things. Nature gives tigers claws and fangs, humans make spears and blades. Nature gives unicorns magic horns, humans make magic wands.

Ingenuity is the only perk needed.
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>>14031570
so?
>>14031571
pony wanted you to human pony
>>14031573
bring lots of butter
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>>14031594
then I'll human pony
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>>14031594
I don't have any butter

is this another one of Fluttershy's elaborate ruses?
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>>14031586
>being a pony
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>>14031594
>pony wanted you to human pony

>raceswapping
>you become a stallion
>pony becomes a cute humanized version of herself
YES PLEASE
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>tfw no pone-amie
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>>14031609
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>>14031609
>he isn't a pony
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>>14031582
Stop being a faggot.
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>>14031627

Why do so many of these fucking things like their crotches being rubbed?

I love my Furfrou~
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>>14031594
I can't pony pony if I'm not a pony

human pony doesn't count, that's Lyratalk
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>>14031610
pony can't do that
but pony can switch your minds temporarily
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>>14031578
> Lyra is always 'that guy' in a D20 campaign
> attempts to breed with any given human
> DM puts the cabosh on a super-OC satyr child because clearly Humans would have some sort of male nonhormonal non-barrier contraception by now
> CLEARLY
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>>14031656
that was my favorite fic.
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>>14031578
>that one mare also writes humanxsergal fanfiction
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>>14031627
Oh man, this is actually pretty sad.
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>>14031656
this just gets better and better doesn't it
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>>14031674
There's a mindswap fic?
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>>14031568
Not that kind of fashion though she would probably want to use me for some purpose of coming up with new fashions
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>>14031680
There's a lot of mindswap fics anon. This one just happens to not suck.
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>>14031680

and now the fetishfag floodgate has been opened
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>>14031627
Man, fuck that face thing. When it even recognizes my face there, it always loses it when it tells me to turn it to the side.
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>>14031693
But if you're the only human, why would she use you for fashion?
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If you guys did wind up stranded in Equestria. Where would you crash?
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>>14031695
At least it's not "SUCK." That was the worst hyper-headcanon shit I've read in ages.
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>>14031695
Are you going to link it or what?
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Your pony just got a 20% attack speed increase
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>>14031721
Canterlot Castle.
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>>14031721
On fluttershy's couch.

Not because of fluttershy. She just has the comfiest couch out of all of them.
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>>14031714

>make a huge smile
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>>14031727
Well fine. Didn't think I needed to after giving the name.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/34702/why-am-i-pinkie-pie
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>>14031721
Everfree Forest

At least there I have a chance at not being judged for my meat eating
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I want to fuck tiny zeb
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>>14031778
weh
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>>14031778
weh
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>>14031778
I want to fuck big pony
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>>14031789
>>14031796
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>>14031730
Melee pony a shit.
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>>14031721
In Twilight's tree. She's away on business. The whole town is up in arms because there's some weird ape bigfoot thing in the tree in the middle of town and it surely wants to climb down and eat them all.

Human in Equestria is best when they don't very much like the human at first.
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>>14031767
you immediately fall into a patch of poison joke that makes you unable to digest animal matter and also makes you irresistible to timberwolves
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>>14031789
>>14031796
wah
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>>14031802
>your pet pony will never accidentally pee the floor
>she's so sorry that she cooks you breakfast for a week
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>>14031718
I don't know but Rarity has said that she's always up for a challenge
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Heads up if you live in LA
http://www.privatecuddle.com/
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>>14031808
Not highly plausible, though.
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>tfw vomit burp
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>>14031814
Doesn't stop me from being a violent human!
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What becomes of the pony-hearted?
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>>14031818
TIME FOR BUTTS
http://i.imgur.com/6zyfUq2.png
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>>14031850
What about pony hearts?
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>>14031866
Is it ever not?
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>>14031845
Horses can't vomit.
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A world without butts.
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>>14031866
We were talking about pony heads not long ago, about time we made it back to the butts.
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>>14031890
But Ponies can.
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>>14031890
marshmallow ponies can though
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>>14031891

A world I would not want to live in.
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>>14031891
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>>14031904
>something something cheshire
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#12 preview is up on iTunes
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>>14031879
around noon is not time for butts
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>>14031916
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>>14031922
>preview
who cares
when's the real thing available?
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>>14031922
story time
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>>14031922

>>14031936
Next week.
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>>14031922
CADANCE TAKES OVER
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>>14031904
>>14031906
Did I mention it's because of their lack of a gag reflex?
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>>14031922
>dash acting so dismissive and yet taking such a keen interest in that last panel
god that's adorable
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>>14031941
Preview for the EqG annual is up too, but we already got that in the SDCC 8 page preview.
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>>14031941
>Twilight calling someone else a Dork
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>>14031838
missing one
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Here's a grey mare thats pretty and haunts my dreams every night....in a good way.
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>>14031949
Yes, but as noted, Ponies do vomit. And thus have a gag reflex.
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>>14031960
>those last panels
oh god my heart
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>>14031971
I think something's wrong with your pony, dude
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>>14031960

>Cadance with a ladyboner

unf.
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>>14031960
So the EqG annual preview is just the sunset shimmer story?
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>>14031994
Yeah. We don't have decent scans of it yet, so it'll be nice to get it Wednesday for that at least.
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>>14031941
>Twilight's secret nickname
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gaffer's vanilla creme
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>>14032010
delicious and filling
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>was he a complete DORK

Quick, someone edit kevin over twilight
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pony wants to play with your butt
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*vv-vvonders into thread
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I linked a fic and suddenly the thread slows down dramatically. In case that's not a coincidence I don't think I'm going to do that again.
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>>14032028
That's a rather specific request.
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>>14031941
>all dat sibling bickering
I love it. I wish there was more of this in the show.
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>>14032036
shhhhh story time
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>>14031960

cadance is kawaii as fuck in this
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>>14031960
Did Cadance just cum right there?
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>>14031941
what the fuck is wrong with Twilight? These fanon comics suck and i can't pee because my roomate has company
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>>14032066

>fanon

Really anon.
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>>14032047
pretty sure that's all there is to the preview.
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>>14031980
Fluttershy's leg is like triple broken.
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>>14031960
so...
wait

how did twilight forget that Cadance liked her brother
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I hope there's a Zecora mini exploring her homeland.
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>>14032078
fanon fanon fan-made
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>tfw your friends actually wanted to hang out with you yesterday
>in your dream
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>>14032090

>fan made

You do realize this is all endorsed by hasbro, right?
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>>14032086
she forgot that Mi Amore cadenza = cadence

Alternatively, perhaps they broke it off for a while and got back together without her knowing
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>>14032078
Just ignore him. He probably hates fun too.
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>>14032086

The same way she never fucking mentioned him at all until the episode.
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>>14032081
Oh well dang
I guess I'll go back to resident evil then
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>>14032099
fan-fiction headcanon
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>>14032086
I think because it was a long time ago to her and she wasn't so much surprised that Cadance was marrying her brother, and a bit more that her brother was having a wedding, period.
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>>14032086
Show's Twilight is the second clone of the original Twilight, who died 20 years ago.
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>>14032086
She never forgot, she did not know that they were getting married.
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>>14032098
Oh ok. It was still better than my dream. You at least dreamed about friends.
I was dreaming about my cat stealing my clothes. Like... just fucking everything. Running from time to with something in jaw and hiding it from me.
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>>14032109
>>14032090
>>14032066
>being this much in my angry spot.
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>>14032098
Your friends wanted to hang out in your dream? Sounds like fun.

Would you hang out in a pony's dream?
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What if Applejack sees her parents again in the episode she becomes an alicorn princess in?
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>>14032144
>what if Applejack dies

That's way too dark for mlp
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>>14032136
Pony would have cartoon dreams, which are all wish-fulfillment bullshit instead of unconscious urges being fulfilled in ways that don't make sense.

Dash would dream of being on the Wonderbolts, Rarity would dream of being an important dressmaker in Canterlot, etc.

I'd hang out in Fluttershy's dream. I bet it's just a picnic with her friends and some animals.
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>>14032144
>alicorn
>not growing a second head
DYEWTS?
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>>14032144
I hope they just visit from town one day to crush everyone's fanons like fucking crazy
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>>14032158
No, she doesn't die, but she gets to see them in her memory walk.
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>>14032144
no, she is going to find her parents and they are going to be alive and well, and the reason they didn't go to the reunion was because of apples.

then she will get her horn and wings and become a princess of apples.

apples
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>>14032135
fanon fan-firing fan-canon
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>>14032172
but we had a writer confirm that they are space ponies.
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>>14032189
And I think it's going to be a long, long time.
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>>14032184
No I actually like those. Tell me more about a cannon that fires fans.
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>>14032189
I just want the tears
The sweet sound of everyone crying because their little ideas got crushed is probably the best thing
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You get to go to equestria, but you have to be roommates with your least favorite main 6 pony and the canon worst roommate ever

can you handle it?
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>>14032209

Soldier's a bad roommate? Why ever?

Pinkie Pie would be much worse
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Pony wants a scooby snack.
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>>14032221
Did you see the shit he put merasmus through?
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>>14032229

ZOINKS!
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God I fucking hate shit like this.
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>>14032229
I wonder what they taste like
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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unf
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>>14032206
but they never do. You always get a background of weeping faggots yeah, but for sme odd reason when something major happens to crush fanon everyone just smiles and says "hey that's pretty cool too, much better than my idea!"

Even when Luna eclipsed aired, after a summer of terrible woona fanon, everyone was set expecting some crazy backlash that never happened.

Honestly you get more tears by the bigger faggots that hang around /mlp/ when things break their headcanons, like twilicorn and cadence. But they're always just really loud idiots who never shut up.

Like that promo thing where applejack said she won the hat at a fair. People panicked over the thought of the panic it would cause. Then we get comics and crap about "Look pa, look what I won!"
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>>14032243
I want a zombie apocalypse to happen because life is suffering and I don't have many loved ones to lose
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>>14032243
Thanks for letting us know

maybe next time you should post something you like
or maybe even something pony related in the slightest
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>>14032234
Not him but that event probably had some of the best new voice tracks since the game's release
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>>14032243
it's ok
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>>14032243

>people that actually wish for a zombie apocalypse

The neckbeard radar fucking breaks
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>>14032221
He murdered tom jones, stole the mansion he shared and turned it into a racoon preserve
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Total slave!
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>>14032256
Well I don't go to /mlp/ so I wouldn't know
I really doubt anything could cause a panic in the fandom anyway
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>>14032287
More Princesses
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Would you tend to a beat up pony?
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>>14032302
As long as the mane six become princesses, I'll be okay.
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>>14032307

I would kiss and bandage her boo boos.
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>>14032302
I liked cadance though
still do
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>>14032307
Who could ever beat up pony in the first place?
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>>14032307
i'd beat up a tended to pony
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>>14032261
>MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD!! oh hello soldier
>You have bested my magic! But can you withstand the dark power...of HIDING!
>Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic. And aspirin.
>Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it! ...Most of it!
>Rain of Jarate! I'm sorry about this.
>You are GODS! Magic! It is not an exact science.

I am inclined to agree
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>>14032307
I would beat up pony in a night of furious lovemaking
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>>14032319
Gilda
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>>14032319
Pony did.
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Hey, /mlpg/, why the fucking fuck do I know the name Tristan Chow?
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>>14032332
is that the tiny asian guy from The Hangover?
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So the PONIES video is brilliant
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>>14032325
>>14032322
jeez anons
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brittle crystal pony sex
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>>14032328
But anon, Gilda's dead and will never be seen again.
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>>14032340
it's alright, I guess
Ponies 2 was pretty bad
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>>14032346

I'd probably be roughed up too, you know.

If we both don't wake up with shiners it was bad rough sex.
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is it so much to ask for rarity and sweetiebell to do this

http://candyhousebimbos.tumblr.com/post/64075835675/love-how-the-cocksucker-grabs-the-asslicker-to
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>>14032348
Trixie too. so sad
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>>14032311
Personally I'm against any of the other girls becoming princesses at the end because I don't think it would be handled in manner that is at all satisfying.
>>14032315
Cadance is okay. I want to like her but she hasn't given me much to do so. Don't hate her. But don't really like how shes cheapened Alicorns in regards to the world of FIM.
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>>14032351
no i mean the Kanye West one
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>>14032357
Fuck off, Trixie already came back once.
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>>14032363
oh
yeah
that one's great
best part of the anthology
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>>14032323
>I meant to do that. It will go badly. You watch.
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>>14032311
>>14032358
its inevitable
i just hope they get good writers on it
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>>14032356
rimming is so gross outside of art

like fat people
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Don't save your pokemon game at Lumiose City, some spots outside have a chance of freezing your game and ruining your save.
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>>14032377
>It's not original but it's true. I love brains.
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Reminder that any personality SA and Cadance gained in the comic will never be carried into the show. They will always have no character
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>>14032396
>I have come back from the dead to give the living haircuts
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Imagine with me if you will, a world of pone.
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>>14032400
I haven't come this far through the hiatus to lose hope now.
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>>14032400
so how many Crystal Empire episodes do you think we'll have in S4?
I'm hoping for at least three or four
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>>14032267

Assuming they wouldn't die right off the bat, nearly everything they love so much would be gone. No more electricity, games, tv, etc.

They'd need a weapon because their shitty imported katana would probably break on the first use, and any real weapon near where they live short of a lead pipe or wood stick will taken.

They'd probably be killed by the first person they met and have their body looted whereas they probably imagine that dumb bullshit like in the image that they'll save some chick, fall in love, and find a cure.

They probably all imagine having some sort of impenetrable fortress with a generator where they can pretty much continue to live out their NEET lifestyle eating garbage and not working at all and snogging their GF. In reality most people would need to do a lot of traveling probably up North on foot which no neckbeard I can imagine would be able to do without being mauled as they hold up at their 3rd McDonalds in 5 miles.

God I just fucking hate all this zombie shit at this point. The pop culture crap, the 'geek chic' BS, the over saturation of zombies in games, movies, and TV, and the conversations about zombies people have in public about it as though it's remotely a realistic threat that need to have a plan for. And of course the fucking marketing for shirts, mugs, hats, plushies, socks, action figures, etc. is just the icing on the bullshit, hype train, fad cake.
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>>14032400
I hope the writers read the comics
I mean, I know they won't be folded into the show canon or anything, but it would be nice if they would recognize the things the comic does well and consider them while writing episodes
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>>14031833
It might be plausible enough that the ponies in Ponyville would flip the fuck out. They didn't much like Zecora and here's this weird tall gangly thing that clearly isn't a Diamond Dog.

Come to think of it, wouldn't they freak out if the human were anything like our normal flesh tones?
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>>14032400
The comics suck
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>>14032409
can I live there?
I'm not a pony
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>>14032409
You're a madman with a fool's dream of a world full of pone.
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>>14032426
>FUCK
>FUN
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>>14032442
They didn't care about Gilda or Iron Will or Spike or even the Diamond Dog.
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>>14032423
Probably 2-3, centered around the equestrian games
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>>14032449
Not full of pone, really. There's dragons and shit, too.
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>>14032456

No, more like fuck brainless bandwagon bozos who just go with whatever the flavor of the month is.
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>>14032426
10/10 would watch
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>>14032426
>conversations about zombies people have in public about it as though it's remotely a realistic threat that need to have a plan for.
I've had those for ages with my sc/out/ friends, you need to chill out man. We do it for fun, it's not a big deal. Same goes for talking about bug-out bags and stuff: it's just a fun hypothetical situation.

The rest I can feel you on, but faulting people for having CONVERSATIONS about shit?
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>>14032464
Fluttershy was the only one who didn't say he was a monster
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>>14032478

So fuck people enjoying things you don't, gotcha.
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>>14032420
i wish i could have hope.
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>>14032464
Well for one they're all known Equestrian races with notable individuals in and around Equestria. If Humans are nonexistent they'd be more inclined to freak out as they did with Zecora.

I'd also point out Rarity apparently recognized the Diamond Dogs but seemed to think they were VERY unsavory creatures by reputation.

>>14032488
Well they thought he was a monster but not necessarily a bad one - though they think they steered Fluttershy in the wrong direction. They seemed to take him as a novelty, not a source of dread.
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>>14032485

It's annoying as Hell though, everyone I know brings up zombie references fucking daily like their lives depends on it.
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>>14032492
President Obama needs our help
His hope will not last forever
I think we can do it, but we need to work together
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>>14032443
They're alright, but I'm skipping the SA one.
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>>14030938
Celestia's butt in the show is really tiny.
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>>14032426
Zombie apocalypse is shit because you'll have to work your ass off just to stay alive, much less maintain a decent standard of living, which basically negates the point of the fantasy in the first place for the people who seriously think they want it.

Its a fun hypothetical, because if you don't take it seriously its no different than comparing superheroes or something, but with yourself and your friends against zombies and the collapse of civilization instead of Green Lantern vs Batman.
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>>14032283
Total Slav!
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>>14032485
>>14032511
I'm getting a little worn from them too.

Though Hollywood hasn't green-lit any zombie flicks for the next three years, so maybe the trend is already dead.
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>>14032524
>implying MLPG cares about show canon

As long as it justifies a fetish, it's fair game.
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MLPG

How many shows have you ruined today
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>>14032526

Recently people have been arguing about Spider-man vs. Master Chief.

It's a fun match-up when you start pulling real stats.
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I wish I could draw
Not even ponies, just stick figures with somewhat-round heads
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> That strange moment when you wish the world were open and not fucked up about sex such this would be a pretty typical fluff piece

http://www.theonion.com/articles/michelle-obama-opens-up-in-marie-claire-our-sex-li,34160
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>>14031960
>dat cadance
unf unf
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The documentary "What!? Bronies" is about as cringeworthy as I expected but getting to hear John DeLancie sing is worth any hell.
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>>14032546
What's stopping you?
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>>14032539
You want to know what my fetish is?

show canon
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>>14032546
You should get prosthetic hands
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>>14032545
Wouldn't it basically be Spiderman vs The Rhino?

Granted the Rhino if the Rhino had some emotional control and significant tactical experience
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>>14032443
>>14032518
What's bad about them?
The art is really good. It's better than most ongoings right now.
The writing is also pretty solid for an all-ages book, especially one about My Little Pony.
The references that are thrown in can be a personal gripe, but they don't really detract from the plot, and while they can go overboard they're usually kept to the background so it just becomes a really easy game of "Where's Waldo"

So what makes them suck?
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>>14032437
ecmajor
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>>14032562
mine too
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>>14032560
24 years of not drawing
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>>14032574
It's never too late to learn.
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>>14032562
But I thought your fetish was forced orgasms
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>>14032574
>implying it's too late to learn
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>>14032565

Chief isn't anywhere near as strong as Rhino.

The redeeming factors for Chief is that he has reflexes that aren't much slower than Spider-man's and that he has been trained to kill since he was 6. Plus all the tech he's got, and his ability to shoot.
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>>14032589
ahaha what
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>>14032562
I'm pretty sure your fetish is size difference~
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Should I keep EXP share on or off?
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This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
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>>14032506
Zebras are a known species, too, they're in a normal library book, and their big freak out seemed to be that she was an evil enchantress. Which, according to the Cadance backstory, seems to be a Thing in pony society.
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>>14032570
>So what makes them suck?
Their personal opinions
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>>14032570
I just don't give a shit about SA at all, and it's not like this will matter to the show anyways.
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>>14032609
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzOBmWFzUJw
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>>14032601
There's also his luck to account for. He's got the devil's own luck when it comes to some things.
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>>14032609
>>>/tumblr/
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>>14032609
I only say no homo ironically when I'm talking about how much I'd love to do gay things.

I'm sure everyone else does too.
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>>14032612
Usually opinions have some reasoning behind them.
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>>14032609
duh. Nigga it's 2013, everyone is retarded or has autism or is "politically correct"
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>>14032589
w-what?
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>>14032607
Off, unless you keep up on super training REALLY well.
Exp share doesnt split EVs anymore so you'll have awful stats
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>>14032509
IT'S PIKACHU!
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>>14032609
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>>14032609
Tumblr is thataway.
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>>14032607
on.

they boosted the exp you get from sharing
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>>14032601
Spidey might have the advantage in his minor prescience, but it's so generalized it's hard to tell if it's like "DUCK YOU FUCKING MORON YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT" or "OH YEAH SUPER SOLDIER IN THE VICINITY GONNA KILL OUR ASS"

Spidey has enough tech know-how either of his own recognizance or through working with Stark he might be able to disable or at least impair some of Chief's augments. That would make it more interesting - boiling down to the Chief's training and Spidey's acrobatics.
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>>14032603
h-hush, you
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>>14032602
You know, when you tie someone up and hold a vibrator to their most sensitive areas ontil they start squirming and begging you to stop, but you keep going until they cum, and beyond that, forcing them to orgasm over and over until they pass out from overstimulation
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>>14032609
Can I say no homo since my sister and I you know
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>>14032634
or when you do get a pokemon you want.
do the super training immediately and not worry about that shit.
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>>14032428
I don't think the any of the writers read anything that's strictly for the fandom. Hell, I don't think they read the books that were supposed to be canon (which I think it was only said in a 'yeah, sure, whatever' way)

>>14032443
I don't really care for the comics. I see them in the same way that Marvel or DC cartoons are from the comics. They take the source material and do their own thing with it.

Basically they can't really be 'true canon' unless it shows up in the source material.
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>>14032637
Wow...
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>>14032643
It's my fetish too.

Let's draw large ponoes together~
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>>14032609
Would you love pony?

No bestiality?
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>>14032624
Yeah, but luck is so hard to factor into things.

Would it mean he could hit Spider-man past his Spidey sense? Who knows.

>>14032642

People tried comparing Iron Man to Chief, and the consensus was that Cortana would fuck up everything he tried. Cortana doesn't mess around.
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>>14032656
Yeah of course, but the super training takes like an hour to max out EVs and not everyone has time for that shit
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>>14032634
>>14032639
I turned it off after my first gym battle (on my way to my third)
But I'm having a hard time juggling stats and now I'm in an area where niggas have lvl 26-28 Pokemon while mine are just barely getting to 22.
I wanna level faster, but the whole stat/EV thing has me worried.

I was doing super training, but that shit takes forever.
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>>14032662
f-fine
After I finish this picture, though.
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>>14032652
You fucked your sister?

Lucky sob
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>>14032666
no ponoe
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>>14032666
Why would I have sex with a non-sapient pony?
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>>14032687
To be honest we had no idea what we were doing
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>>14032603
once your partner becomes so large that you can no longer satisfy her, it stops being hot
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rainbow dash has a nice butt
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>>14032685
>goat train is gonna draw more big ponies
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>enter home
>see this

what do
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>>14032634
>>14032684
aren't evs something you can train at any time
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>>14032692
They're still animals. What else would you call it?
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>>14032668
It's true she could probably directly block any attempts to impair it via software, but even with future-tech there's bound to be weaknesses inherent in the servos and faux-muscle-weaving his suit uses. She can help compensate, but if you fuck it up physically there's only so much she could do. I'm a little hazy on some of it, but there's probably only so much EMP or exotic-energy shielding that suit has once you get past the force shield.

JARVIS seems to have more backdoors than a bordello.
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>>14032706
you have a nice butt, faggot
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>>14032634
EVs hardly make a difference unless you're doing PVP
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>>14032704
Her?
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>>14032706
check out the butt on this rainbow slut
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>>14032704
the fun part is finding out exactly where that limit lies, then surpassing it
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>>14032710
Yeah, but after a whole hour of super training you don't want to do that shit anymore.
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>>14032702
Awkward experimentation is da bes
Bonus points for incest
Even more bonus points if she was older
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>>14032712
You're still an animal too.
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>>14032709
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>>14032709
"Uh, yeah. Maybe you can get the fuck out of my kitchen."
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>>14032716
thanks
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>>14032709
>but huff
unf
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>>14032729
We were like 3rd and 4th grade, her being older. It wasn't awkward though, it felt good to the both of us. We just didnt know
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>>14032669
it takes like thirty.
i just end up pounding the fuck out of the back to get some 2x then send that fucker to the 12 point matches and it goes up ridiculously quick.

once you get 1 pokemon up to max do the final levels of training and get extra bags and items.
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>>14032709
Ask her if she'd like her butt rubbed with my face
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>>14032729
>Even more bonus points if she was older
I like you.
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>>14032684
I'm just pretty used to grinding so I never used it, but if you're finding it hard to level, then do a bunch of super training for your attack stats and then grind with EXP share on
>>14032710
Yes but you cant not get them, fighting a pokemon always gives you EVs
>>14032722
I'm not talking 130 into two stats gotta minmax EV's. Fighting pokemon gives you stats, regardless of whether you're minmaxing it. it helps through the game to have all your stats boosted
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>>14032708
But what KIND of big pone?
don't say gloomy - after this I'll have drawn enough of her tonight
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>>14032748
Statistically you're in a pretty large minority. It's pretty common to fool around with a cousin or sibling.
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>>14032709
Yes, I'm trying to lose weight, maybe you could lead the way and I'll watch your I MEAN from behind?
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>>14032709
Do that thing I wrote once. Facesitting something or another.

Unless we aren't living together in a serious relationship, in which case; The hell is a talking pony doing in my house.
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>>14032732
Okay, but my question remains unanswered.
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>>14032768
Cadance foalsitting for a very little anon
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What if you had a little princess of your own?
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>>14032768
63 Big Mac!
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>>14032771
I'm not saying I regret it. It came in handy with learning on how to lube up and whatever for my 'first' time
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>>14032768
Derpy
Being clumsy and knocking stuff over with her now oversized destructive ass
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>>14032715
Cortana is Mary Sue levels of hacking ability, though. She was made to infiltrate computers. And there's not even any Covenant systems she can't hack into. Spider-man would put much more of a walloping on Chief than Iron Man could.
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>>14032768
Giant Scootaloo with normal sized AB and SB
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>>14032788
Second
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Have you praised the sun today?
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When is it okay to turn foalsitting into facesitting?
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>>14032709
Tell her to take a shower. She reeks.
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>>14032789
You mean you learned how to touch a girl and how relatively un-lubricated you are, or you mean you learned how much lubrication is required for penetration?
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>>14032768
Big Babs, of course
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>>14032799
Woops, meant to add that this would mean she'd just shut down Iron Man's suit. Maybe forever.
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>>14032812
>wanting to be facesitting by foals
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>>14032708
I want to pony that green pony.
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>>14032810
I despise the sunrise
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>>14032812

When they get their cutie mark!
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>>14032810
Fuck off Celestia.
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>>14032818
I learned how to touch, and how much lube is needed for anal and how to get a girl aroused easily
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>>14032775
boop

gilda one when
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>>14032810
Nope.

I'll get to it eventually. Probably. Maybe.
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>>14032830

Do you still like me?
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Not pony
Not Pokemon

If I storytime a comic on /co/ would anyone be interested in reading it?
It's not a cape comic or anything.
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>>14032810
[yes]
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>>14032840

You want me to fuck you off, Anon? Wow... l-lewd...
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>>14032609
thanks redditanon
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>>14032848
Who couldn't love that radiant little sunshine?
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>>14032708
wowza
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>>14032830
Sunrise just means it's bedtime.
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Just to let you know, the Brony Documentary is on Logo right now.
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>>14032799
Yeah, though if JARVIS detected another AI it could be as simple as disabling all radio and near-field communications. That's not to say Iron Man wouldn't be really truly screwed if Cortana had hard-line access to anywhere on a terminal on his person, though so far we've only seen her transferred to consoles using some other physical media.

Really the only times we see her actively 'hack' is when she's placed on a hard-access terminal and left to grind. It's very possible she could decrypt any schema Stark's devised for remote control to the suit, which would make 'autistic mode' for JARVIS essential.
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>>14032845

Want to worship the sun right now? It's okay, even with the moon down, it's always time for praising the sun...
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>>14032886
What's logo and why should I care
I've already seen that circlejerk of a film once
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>>14032886
>no funny tabs
shit.jpg indeed
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>>14032843
... HOW do you get a girl aroused easily? This is salient to my interests.
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>>14032859

I read that as rape comic.

... I think I have a problem MLPG
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>>14032824
Now you're getting it
This one especially
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>>14032812
>Sweetie belle
Yes.
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>>14032904
put tongue in vagina

also some fingers
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>>14032844
>Gilda facesitting

I don't even remember that being suggested, ever.

I dunno. Could be hot. She seems the type to get into it, kinda forcing herself down on you some more with..."encouraging" words.

>>14032891
Don't you try and sweet talk me, SA.
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>>14032889
> Cortana can't get access to the suit
> She CAN however access Stark's remote control system
> She solves the problem of Iron Man by throwing every other Iron Man suit at Stark

I'll admit, I'd watch it
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>>14032843
Now you're bullshitting
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>>14032697

where do you make these

I want to make one too
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>>14032859
What comic are you storytiming? I may give it a read.
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>>14032722
EVs make up for about 50 points in a stat at level 100

it's not "hardly a difference" but you're right in that it doesnt matter outside of pvp
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>>14032921

It wasn't suggested ever. Until now.
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>>14032916
> IN VAGINA
You mean on her clit and folds, right?
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>>14032904
It's not something I could explain. You don't just hit her in the back of the knee and her clothes fly off

>>14032925
Would you like me to go into detail or not
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>>14032929
In photoshop

I could whip one up for you
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Horse made you a pie
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Why do my farts smell so good?
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>>14032949
fuck you too dash.
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>>14032921

Who the hell is SA?

I'd definitely love it if you fed me some cake...
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>>14032941
Depends on the girl.

They'll let you know.
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>>14032946
> not something I could explain
Well I mean
Do you use your gravitas and just trail your fingers up her leg? Did you use both hands while touching her?
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I hate nerds.
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>>14032949
>transparent eyes
>her eyes are black with red
Oh god
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>>14032963
>Who the hell is SA?
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>>14032949
Her eyes are transparent, I thought she was a changeling at first.
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>>14032810
I wished her a very pleasant day with her lover as I went to meet up with Luna.
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>>14032949
THAT'S A FUCKING CAKE
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>>14032904

As a femanon with firsthand knowledge, am I allowed to reply to this without you guys jumping all over me with shitposting like you usually do or is this a guys-only discussion?
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>>14032997
Please do
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>>14032985
Who's her lover, anon?
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>>14032997
You can try
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>>14032873

<3
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>>14032993
Mlpg is responsible for a multitude of my fetishes.
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>>14032997
No grills allowed
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>>14032997
I'd only expect unfs.
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>>14032997
I'm sorry that's been your experience in the past. I can vouchsafe I won't lambast you.

MIGHT BE INFORMATIVE.
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>>14032933
i'm actually satisfied with the way they made the training that shit so easy.

no longer forced to fight certain things to get through.

plus you can fucking reset them with a reset bag.
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>>14032997

Well if you're gonna be a bitch, you can consider it a guy's only discussion.

And if you're BCS, an inside-out cock is not a vagina.
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>>14032987
cake is not for fucking
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>>14033016
>Mlpg is responsible for a multitude of my fetishes.
>Facesitting
>traps
>musk
>butts
>big balls
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>>14032859
no
fuck off
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>>14033006
Nice guy. Calls her Snow White.
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>>14032997
Oh please, the guys have a better chance of getting jumped on by a horde of faggots than you do of getting hit on.
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>>14033021
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pony likes your butt
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>>14032947

I am way too shy to ask for one of these for the drawfag I like plus I already know that drawfag doesn't like me in "that" way but I'm more than okay with that
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>>14032975
Well
Something I liked to do to my ex was come up from behind and trail my hands up the sides of her body while kissing her neck
When I would go under her shirt I would dig my nails on her skin a little until I grabbed her tits

I don't like to remember but she had a cum fetish and she was wild in bed
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>>14033040
i hope it's my favorite pone
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>>14032939
Bold suggestion.
I don't think you'd be the one initiating such an encounter though, knowing Gilda's attitude.

Then again, having Gilda dropping out of the sky and dragging you somewhere so you can service her does sound rather interesting.

>>14032963
Oh, you aren't SmutAnon?
My mistake. He's a sunhorse guy.

Celestia is a pretty fine princess though. Emphasis on pretty.
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>>14033044
She was a pony?
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>>14033033
You fucker, you got me.
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>>14033047
its not
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>>14032889

I'm not very educated on marvel powerlevels, is any conventional ammunition able to penetrate Iron Man's suit?
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>>14032983

Shining Armor secretly pretends to be me to go around seducing other guys?

H-holy crap.
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>>14033052
but Celestia is canon an ugly horse
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>>14032949
Thanks Dash, that was a nice birthday present
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>>14033040
It's a mutual feeling.
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>>14033065
I'm not seeing it.
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>>14031392
T-tess?
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>>14033053
No but she was like this pony a lot

We watched pony with me and even cosplayed. I think that's why I'm bittersweet about new seasons
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>>14033065
She's not my favorite, but I disagree. She is a very pretty horse.
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>>14033044
>I don't like to remember but she had a cum fetish and she was wild in bed
Sounds like mine. Too bad she was going nowhere with her life.

She really, really liked me though, and I really liked her. I don't like remembering either, especially when I wonder why I broke up with her exactly.
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>>14033055
well then twist can go fuck off.
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>>14033042
Is it Dotkwa?
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>>14033022
yeah, I'm glad they took a pretty obscure system and made it into a thing where they straight up tell you that doing this properly will make your pokemon noticeably better at things
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>>14031278
no it's fulllabialworship
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>>14033084
I mean as far as horses go I suppose
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>>14033082
That's Toss
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>>14032930
I was thinking about doing THE BODY IS A SYSTEM and maybe something else afterwards afterwards
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My sister initiated when we fooled around
She's older then me
All she did was ask me if I wanted to finger her, and being a horny 13 year old I just jumped on it
She just stripped in front of me and laid down, and I started experimenting

I think she had gone out with her boyfriend the night before and was just horny, she was soaked before I started
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>>14033006

I have many lovers... it's important for the sun to be praised a lot... and I have so much magic to share with my citizens and so much to experiment with still...

It's okay? It's just curiosity right? I really can't help myself and they seem so eager to find out more about me.

Sometimes I'm worried that I'm like a flame drawing moths to me and I'll burn them up or ruin their lives but they seem to need me so much. I try to hide my secret night life from my sister but I think she knows... I don't really know how to explain it to Luna's face though so we both just avoid the subject explicitly.
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how long does a pony last compared to a human?
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>>14033042
Sure, just tell me who it is and what you want them to do
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>>14033087
What can I say anon? I miss my ex like none other. I miss the companionship and being open with someone. There's so many little things I miss.
And it's my fault she left

B-blog updated
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>>14032997
Welcome to MLPG, where the guys get jumped on and the women are BCS til proven otherwise.
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>>14033113
Not very, but you can train them to go longer.
You'd help a poor stallion out, right?
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>>14033124
>I miss the companionship and being open with someone. There's so many little things I miss.
Ain't that the truth.
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>>14033136
who cares about stallions? I want to know how long mares do.
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>>14033084
She is a very majestic horse.
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Why aren't you euphoric?
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>>14033124
>And it's my fault she left
Idiot.
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pony's taint feels itchy
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>>14032785
Maybe not as little as you were hoping, sorry.
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>>14033044
>she had a cum fetish

Such a god tier fetish
That plus an oral fixation
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>>14033061
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Man's_armor

That depends almost entirely on which one you pick, but most of them are only so hardened. For his daily work you'd be hard-pressed to damage it with conventional small arms fire but I'm sure there are some elephant-guns that could really fuck up his light-duty suits.

It's true that some of his Ultimate stuff is going to be really hard to overcome because it's bio-tech, even beyond Extremis. Nanobots, the works.
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>>14030908
More like pretty GAY ponies!
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>>14033147
Not long I don't think.
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>>14033103
I'm game. If you're still doing it.
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OH GOD THE CELESTIAFAGS ARE JACKING OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF HER MINDRAPING THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY AGAIN!
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>>14033173
Yes.
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>>14033124
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>>14033093
when i first went through it my first one was kind of mixed up all around through beating the matches but my charmander was maxed out with attack and i brought special attack and speed up equally.
can't wait for that mega X form.
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>>14033178
Those are Twifags, anon. Celestiafags just like the thought of a very loving other.
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>>14033124
>What can I say anon? I miss my ex like none other. I miss the companionship and being open with someone. There's so many little things I miss
i've been through that and i know what it feels like to be in a relationship, but i have experienced it and i can't really say that i want any more of it. i like being alone as in not intimate a lot better now.
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lovingly caressing nightmare moon until she turns back into luna
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>>14033163
>letting worst alicorn boss you around
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>>14033205
Best pano
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>>14033142
Can't say I care much. Always enjoyed the calm and quiet solitude offered.
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>>14032997

Okay each girl is different. Now that that's out of the way the most important thing is not so much foreplay, that's important too but mood. It's about timing. If you've been fighting with a girl or pushing her for sex, that is bad timing. As you get to know her, you'll know what her signals are or more likely, she'll let you know when she desires you.

The kind of caresses everyone likes is gentle touches. Things like backrubs relax and should get you both comfortable with each other. Some people really like the napes of their necks touched or feet, some don't. Going right for the pussy or vagina area can be a total turn off with a guy you don't know but if a girl knows you and she's already fucking you, it's probably okay. Just don't be rough and if she says "no" ... no means no. Unless it's BDSM and it's a "scene" ... even then... it's important to set limits. If you're into that and you're that far long, you probably don't need this advice.

Next up and a common misconception is breasts. They are not chewtoys and for the love of good do not pull the nipples roughly. Yes, some girls are into that but don't assume everyone is. Rub the breast like a muscle--push through the fat to the tender pectoral muscle beneath and massage that. Gently lick the nipple and circle your tongue around it like a piece of candy or suck the whole breast into your mouth and nurse it or gently teeth the whole thing. It's quite erotic, especially while making love. The whole body becomes more sensitive to pleasure and this includes the breasts as blood circulation increases.

For things like fingering, well, you're going to want to make sure your nails are trimmed and you've taken some lotion. Calloused fingers are rough and your hand is probably much larger than yours. Most likely your fingers are going to be bigger than how she playfully touches herself and she might be in some pain at first.
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>>14033189
My Goodra and Slowbro were supertrained to max before they even left the pokecenter after catching them. It's a fantastic feature.
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>>14033124
In some ways my ex was really the best. I was really depressed for a while and she sent me a jar full of little slips of happy thoughts to read when I needed a pick-me-up.

I wasn't happy with the relationship toward the end but going through all the stuff that was hers I found it - still almost totally full.

Reading them all was the most wrenching thing I ever did, but I really had to. I still wonder if I did the right thing breaking up with her.
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>>14033172

Hm. I don't think there's anything that Chief would normally have on him that could punch through the red and gold one, then. Maybe he could shoot out Iron Man's jet boots or something.

>he has armored designed to go against the Hulk in hand-to-hand
Jesus christ, that's just not fair.
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>>14033207
What are you gonna do about it?
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>>14033218
damn straight.

i wonder if i should use the reset bag on my delphox she has mastered special attack but kind of rounded on everything else.
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>>14032951
I know you'd like to think...
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>>14033205
Ponies are adorable from all perspectives
Especially that one..
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>>14033227
>armored
armor, even
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would it fucking kill you people to go to /soc/ or the sub with this bullshit? or is it too much to ask
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>>14033227
Well when you're an Avenger you need something to at least contain the Hulk to a certain area until you can work up a solution to neutralize or imprison them. I imagine Stark would rather be making more space suits or something, but you gotta have Hulk-Buster armor for those special occasions.
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>>14033235
You might as well and just max out special attack and speed. I still need to decide on which 'mons I'm going to have on my team

I don't even have anything that can megaevolve on my normal roster, I might grab Ampharos.
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>>14033107
Bravo
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>>14033217
Go away BCS, you're not a real girl
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>>14033217

But be sure to keep the avenues of communication open. I ... I was going to type up more of this but I kind of got overwhelmed with memories and things welling up inside.

Like the usual joke phrase "be gentle" ... be gentle. Love them. It all comes back to treating it as something you want to be doing, not a chore. And it should be something you want to do whether it's for comfort or to deepen a bond of friendship, enjoy yourself. Don't put expectations on the other person, just be in the moment. Life is short.

I'm sorry, I got depressed thinking about things. I hope my advice helped a bit.
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>>14033253
It is too much to ask
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>>14033205
>>14033212
R-Rara sama!!
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>>14033216
Of course. Each has their own preferences, and I for one welcome both aspects.
But there's something to be said about being in a real relationship where you and your partner just...click. The kind of relationship where the other never feels like a bother, or like they're in the way. The kind that you look forward to coming home to.

And there's a special kind of hurt when you lose it.

Man, that's depressing.

Back to pony.
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>>14033092

sure let's go with that...

Is he 18 yet?
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>>14033253
Yeah I stopped responding because it got to /soc/ pretty quick
Sorry for bringing it up and here's a pony
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>>14033163
I was thinking anon is a kid, but to be honest, this is funnier
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>>14033234
Be as defiant and ignorant as possible. If I'm going down, I'm going down fighting!
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>>14033257

Reading further into the list, he's got Hulkbuster 2 armor that has taken on the Avengers.

I know what Cortana's going for
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>>14033272
>I was going to type up more of this but I kind of got overwhelmed with memories and things welling up inside

Me too anon, me too
I'm gonna go pony and try to forget
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>>14033234
>you go to Equestria
>But you were mislead and it turns out ponies are actually giants to you
>Cadance tough you were just the cutest little thing and scooped you up then and there to bring home, despite all your kicking
>"You can't treat me like this! I'm an adult!"
>"Now now, you behave or I know one cute little adult who wont be getting any chocolate cookies after dinner."
>"Don't you patronize me!"
>WEll if you are going to be a big grumpy pants, you can just play nicely in the play room."
>You're dropped in a room where part of it is walled off for a contained area with toys. The wall if half a pony's height, but far higher then you can scale without help.

What do?
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>>14033304
You're really just gonna make her mad and she's going to send you to bed early without dessert.
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>>14033147
>who cares about stallions
>stallion is sad that human doesn't care about him
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>>14033326
>Without dessert

Monster!
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>>14033328
I'd help stallion
He deserves a good mare
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>>14033176
Thread's up. Can't link it, but you can search for the name of the comic on the catalog.
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>>14033319
Building Blocks!
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>>14033326
>without dessert.
Well played, Cadance. Well played.
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>>14033311
> Cortana access the armor, siccing it on Stark
> Dodges, weaves, barely escapes the first volley as it breaks through the wall
> He screams "HAMLET STRANGELET REVERSE PINE STONE"
> The suit's deepest AI switches modes
> It begins targeting the source of the control transmissions
Now THAT would be a neat fight. Could Chief take down Hulkbuster II?
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>>14033319
Plan revenge to topple the oppressors!
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>>14033371

There's no way anything Stark has could out-hack Cortana.

The tech gap is too large.
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earth school is too hard
I want to go to pony school and be a pony scientist
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Should I stream early tonight? Or should I go play video games?
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>>14033364
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>>14033389
Yes.
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>>14033384
> OUT HACKKKK
He designed the systems himself. There could be no end of backup systems and hidden nodes that will throw the system into walled-communications mode and go after the person who's taken control the suits in a "worst case scenario."

There's no hacking here, just playing a trump card.
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>>14033391
this is so stupid and lol randumb xd
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>>14033263
did you get the torchic that comes with the megastone promotion?

or you don't want a fire fight?
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>>14033389
YOU HEARD YOUR OVERLORD
>>14033396
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>>14033389
Stram early, I need to get my sleeping back on track your late night hilariousness isnt helping
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>>14033403

Well, Cortana is the master trump card.

Anon there's like a 500 year gap here. Cortana can hack into shit humans haven't even seen yet.
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>>14033356
>>14033376
>"Gentlemen, thank you for joining me in this fight. The play area is heavily secured and one adult pony is checking in on us periodically to make sure we are behaving. But I have a plan. Under the cover of nap time, we will set up an intricate series of building blocks to scamper over the great wall and escape for freedom! Who is with me?"
>The war meeting is just you and several toys and stuffed animals you have propped up to fave you
>You have gone completely insane
>Its been only two hours
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>those audio tumblrs yesterday
http://ohaddicted.tumblr.com/tagged/orgasm%20audio
unf
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>>14033326
I sneak these into her fluffy slippers
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>>14033389
I'd stay up for a STRAM, but I might not be long, I have work in the morning
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>>14033405
You could have easily called it stupid and dumb without making yourself look dumb.
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>>14033389
>5 AM
>early
yurop is suffering
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Okay sure, I'll stream now.

Requests?
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>>14033405
>>14033448
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>>14033389
Stream like a coursing river
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>>14033424
Good. Insanity is good.

Good. Forward with the plan.
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>>14033423
cortana is fucking useful in everything.

she took away ironmans invulnerability and then master chief tore through him like butter.

heroclix is fun.
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>>14033484
Didn't that broken game board go for like 100 dollars plus
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>>14033477
The Flower Trio in varying states of distress.
Or
The Flower Trio in varying states of disdress.
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>>14033477
Spike eating out Rarity while wearing a pretty dress and having his ass pounded by a random stallion of your choice
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>>14033477
Rainbow Dash motioning that she's hanging herself while Fluttershy talks about bunnies
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>>14033423
True, but so far she's only displayed proficiency in hacking terminals Chief has direct access to. Even if somehow she got on Stark's mainframe he's had enough run-ins with Doom and the rest there are probably contingencies and triggers in every given suit.

It's also true that Stark's privy to alien Shi'ar and other alien tech, or some parts of the system absolutely require Stark's physical presence or a real-time spoken phrase she has no access to.

I'll grant you it'll be way more interesting if she can hack some things or make things more difficult, but "WHOOPS LEL CORTANA HACKS" doesn't really work versus Stark tech.
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what the fuck is this thing called anyway
I see it in animus and mangos all the time
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>>14033506

I like you.
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>pony will never devour pony
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>>14033494
what now
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>>14033501
Think so
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>>14033477
Anon training with Dash and Fluttershy.

He's running while they fly. Dash ahead of him, flying backwards and yelling at him to go faster, Fluttershy right beside or behind anon and trying to reassure him he's doing fine.

Your choice on anon's reaction to either.
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>>14033509
Okay, I'll do this one.
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>>14033403
It's not like Iron Man has never been hacked before.
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>>14033521
a picture frame
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>>14033521

It's called a fucking picture frame.

Specifically, one to frame the picture of someone who died.
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>>14033477
Spike attempting to eat a crystal pony

Bonus points for getting stuck
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>>14033534
Heroclix is a tabletop fighting/battle system that a lot of different franchises put figurines out for.
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>>14033521
funeral picture.

who gives a fuck it's jap shit
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>>14033022

>a reset bag

.... WHAT??
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>>14033524
I like me too.
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>>14033514

It's been a while since I've read the books, but I'm pretty sure an AI made of 500 years of technology improvement can wirelessly hack into things.

I think "WHOOPS LEL CORTANA HACKS" is a strong option here. The contingency would have to be self-destruction.
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>>14033541
Yeah, a lot of people hack Iron Man.

Just like Insert comic book writer's name here
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>>14033541
Anon might have a point. He gets hacked by someone or another - there's no way to stop every possible leaks when there are people almost as brilliant as he is who REALLY, REALLY want access.

It'd be smarter for him to booby-trap it in such a way that if he wants, it'll "phone home" and start attacking whoever wrested access.
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>>14033565
Matt Fraction?
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>>14033543
I mean like, is there a special name for the frames that have the black ribbon on them?
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>>14033554
a punching bag that you can get that is all white.

it's called a reset bag and removes any EV you had.

>>14033534
a fun game with lots of fucking shit and franchises.

soon to be added yugioh and nightmare before christmas and hello kitty
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>>14033597
Why's his last name Fraction?

Cause he only has a fraction of talent!joking joking
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>>14032803

Sometimes weird things happen in Equestria. Like your big brother becoming your big sister, or your big sister becoming your BIG sister.
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>>14033563
> I'm pretty certain this AI can do things that doesn't happen in the games or novels

Every time Cortana needs to penetrate a system, she needs hard-line access. She gets chief to go to THIS terminal to access THIS Covenant thing, or occasionally a UNSC terminal. She can communicate with other systems via radio but so far it seems like her quantum box needs to be plugged in directly to take a hammer to whatever she needs to hack.

Mostly it's because it would get really boring or remove any role by the player to hack a system if Cortana could just do it at the word 'go'

But that means that in practice she'd need direct access to a Stark terminal or the suit itself.
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>>14033606
>Iron Maiden Heroclix

Fuck this
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>>14033625
> I'm pretty certain this AI can do things that doesn't happen in the games or novels
Did you miss when I said that it's been a while since I've read the books? It was the first sentence.

Iron Man isn't even supposed to be in this fight, it's supposed to be Spider-man.
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>>14033606
I lost track of that game after it got dropped.
Kinda weird to see all the offshoot stuff now.

I miss pulling fire hydrants out from under batmans and smacking them in the face with them as supes. Just isn't the same with all the add ins.
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>>14033629
should have tied his shoes
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>>14033646
>get told
>b-but it shouldn't be about Iron Man anyway!
Never change, /co/
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warm
musky
dickgirl
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>>14033629
I cringe everytime he hits the floor It's amazing he wasn't more seriously hurt
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>>14033652
>offshoots
well it is still being done just NECA owns wizkids now.
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Hey MLPG, I haven't been with you since the season 1 hiatus.

What have I missed? Are Faceless, /co/mmander jesus, Hoppip, Beedril and the others still here?
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>>14033623
you could still call her Big Mac too
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>>14033669

You didn't tell me shit, and it WAS supposed to be Spider-man, if you'd read the links back.

Don't be a douchebag, this was a nice discussion.
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>>14033676
>nanaki fursona
Time to fap.
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>>14033680
Hey wait a second

Are you just bringing up those names to make it feel like we've lost all our contributors or something?
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>>14033678
He had a long airtime, he knew to fall on his butt
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>>14033686
I've heard Big Macy before. I'm kinda partial to that, myself. Anyways, I gotta go to bed now. Good night, gentlemen - it's been a pleasure.
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>>14033680
no, rarely, no, no, some people
it's pretty tame right now since it's been a while since we've had a season but there's always plenty of people still drawing ponies
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>>14033678

Just a sprained ankle, if I remember correctly.
I didn't realize how flat the ramp was where he hit. Any other angle or position could easily have been fatal or critically injuring.
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>>14033698
those weren't contributors
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>>14033646
Sorry, that was a little harsh of me.

Just saying that Cortana seems to ride around in Chief's suit well enough to serve as a complimentary AI and solutions suite, but to do hacking she needs to be removed via her disc and slotted directly in a terminal

In a pinch she might be able to use a hard line from the chief's suit but I haven't seen a terminal jack ever used

I'm beginning to question if Cortana would be able to do much good against anything quite that ancient. It'd be like asking someone to 'wardial' an abacus.
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>>14033679
I thought it was dropped completely by Wizkids and picked up by a different group that had nothing to do with them?

Huh.

Either way, still weird to see all that other stuff. Horror Clix and Halo Clix were separate game systems originally, so I just got used to seeing them marketed like that. Never played the non Hero Clix ones, cept for Halo Clix once because the local store was getting rid of them.

>>14033703
Gnight Goat.
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>>14033698
>>14033704
k, what have I missed besides? What's the latest around here?
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>>14033695
You too?
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>>14033669

Oh, you're not even the guy I was talking to.

Way to be a jackass, anon. Are you happy?
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>>14033727
I mean season 1 hiatus is a long time. There's a tone of mlpg meta shit that's happened but it's just that so you probably had to be there. People came and left but the pony is still good. New season is in November.
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>>14033735
She's amazing.
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>>14033727
We're trapped in a containment board that was not our doing with people who want to talk only about fetishes and shit post.

Also the comics were good.
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>>14033692
Spiderman would be in a bind because Chief would be like a much more competent Craven with tech augments and an AI that could relay metrics on Spidey's position with all the standard battle suggestions.

Iron Man, well - one super-soldier to another, I just don't know. It depends really strongly on which armor Stark was wearing at the time and if Chief has anything better than the standard rifle.

I'd pay good money to hear JARVIS and Cortana either getting in a pissing contest or whining about what their human partners ask of them
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>>14033706
He also had bruised kidneys from that fall too
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>>14033756
>those tits
>that ass
>that cock and knot
>those lipstick smears she leaves around your cock
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you can't hurry horse love, anon.
no, you'll just have to wait.
horse love don't come easy, anon.
it's a game of give and take iykwim.
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thought I'd ask this in a night thread as many plush owners come on at night
http://strawpoll.me/548334
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>>14033754
I should say that I've been following the show, just kinda stopped visiting /co/, came back and dropped in for probably two /co/ general threads on /mlp/ at the start, then bailed.
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>>14033789
Link?
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>>14033789
>She's a botton bitch
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>>14033749
It doesn't change the fact you're whining that the conversation moved on from Spiderman to Iron Man.
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>>14033820

Fuck off, anon.
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>>14033721
yeah, horror and action clix and mech warrior i believe were all done before wiz kids was sold.
they weren't all that popular anyway, such a waste of IPs.
in 2011 they re released the halo ones for heroclix and they are decent. if you can get past the over bearing power creep that took place.

pick up a resource dial and add it to any force and you have a decent chance.
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>>14033807
Long story short

/mlp/ is awful but we can do nothing about it. We're growing terrible every day. The last season was a mixed bust, though the comics are mostly good.
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Anon suggested this the other night and I really liked the idea.

I think i'll do a little stream here and work on it more.

/poniestuff
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>>14033816
I love that she's almost always flaccid in her pics.
I fantasize about fucking her and making her cum before her tranny dick can get hard.

>>14033810
https://e621.net/post/index/1/wolf_nanaki
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>>14033807
Fair enough. We still have some good times discussing show shenanigans every now and then but like i said it's been a really long time since anything new so it's been fairly non pony in mlpg. Except for art. There's still plenty of pony artists.

The comics are pretty great though, if you haven't read those I recommend them. The Big Mac and CMC ones were especially great.
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>>14033850
That's pretty darn awesome. Great expressions and I like your lines.
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>>14033850
>Fluttershy gets hugged by someone wearing a Fluttershy outfit
>She'd scream, but can't anymore
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>>14033850
>2 streams going at once

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN 2011
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>>14033623
Whoa
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>>14033874
>She gets turned into panties
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>>14033851
>making her cum before her tranny dick can get hard.
That's my perfect fantasy with her anon.
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>>14033706
>>14033788

fractured wrist, fractured vertebrae, bruised liver, bruised lung, ruptured spleen and concussion

and he got up and walked off the ramp
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>Boy do I love dick!
http://i.imgur.com/Fw6HT1a.png
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>>14033920
Still could have been a whole lot worse
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>Friend casually brings up how he got a pop-up ad displaying horse bestiality
>Talks about how fucked up it is and how could anyone like that shit
>Just nod and tell him to install adblock
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>>14033934
> what
> no
every time
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pon thinks you suck at everything
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>>14033952
pon can't even spell her own name right
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