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Are you feeling batty tonight, MLPG?


last thread
>>14016296
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>tfw 4:30 and cannot sleep
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Why can't I stop thinking about Rarity?
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>>14020869
sup insomniabro
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>>14020879
Well, she IS a very pretty pony...
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>>14020879
Her sophisticated butt is hard to ignore
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>>14020879
>>14020874
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>>14020873
Her stars are so much more vivid than our stars
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>>14020873
It must be nice being able to sleep now that luna can pull the night shift
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>>14020869
Then stop living in fucking Greenland.

>>14020879
>pic
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So it's nippon lesson zero today?
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>>14020888
I wish she wasn't so beautiful. Then I wouldn't think about her so much and my chest would stop hurting
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>>14020894
but they arent her stars any more than they are scootaloos stars
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>>14020855
http://youtu.be/yHY9USNC_Fk
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https://e621.net/post/show/387996/
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>>14020888
She is the prettiest.
And unfortunately she's not real...Oh the things I would do for her.
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>>14020901
>Dress up with Rarity
Will you be trying on clothes or will you be telling her what clothes look best on her or would you both dress up in fancy outfits and have tea parties?
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>Have to get up early for important shit
>been awake 4 hours too long arguing about stupid pony shit

What am I doing
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>>14020898
I feel like Celestia slept fairly often at night in the 1000 years, she only had to raise the moon
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>>14020914
That cartoon was fucked up. i mean fuck sake they showed him dying after being dropped in a vat of acid by the joker.
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mlpg will you cuddle with me, I'm cold
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>>14020924
>>14020898

Just a 1,00 straight years of constant power naps
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>>14020924
Considering luna has to watch over dreams

Celestia probably had to pull her weight in that department too
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>>14020962
Are you a pony?
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>>14020975
almost
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>>14020962
I'm sorry.

We are communicating online. You are physically probably many miles away. I can not be there.

And also I'm not a gay lord
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>KH 2.5 HD confirmed

Neat.
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>>14020928
DEATHTRAP!
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>>14020915
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>MLPG goes full Rarity
>right when I have to leave
Algebra isn't that important right MLPG? I mean basis? Who needs basis when you have drawings of Rarity?
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>>14020920
She's going to do you up like one of those little statues of fashionable humans she saw at shining armor's place, with some of her own touches of course, and then you'll drink fine teas together
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>>14020983
Are you some kind of weird anthro pony?
Because I'll still cuddle you
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>>14020914
And to think /co/ disliked that series for quite some time for being lighter hearted.
Glad they came around in the end though.
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>>14020915
Oh god! This is just disgust and awful!

These pokemon designs get worse every generation!
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>>14020998
it's just some guy samefagging about that slut

nothing important
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>>14020998
Goodnight, anon.
I'll try not to Rarity too hard
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Would you a humanpone if they looked like http://i.imgur.com/2X9Xdil.png?

What about an anthropone?

Which pone?
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>>14021007
Just like they'll come around for ponies in the end!

R-right?
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>tfw the average quality of furry porn hasn't gotten any worse, I've just gotten more picky.
shit sucks.
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>>14021022
Yeah, probably.
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>>14021022
Pinkie
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>>14021022
Which pony?
Because yes, but I'd have to internally debate about it for like, Snips or something
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>>14021005
>unironically liking 40k
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>>14020998
Rarity would want you to do your work, anon. You can stare at photos of her any time.
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>>14021043
I asked first.
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>>14020915
Let me help you with that.
https://e621.net/post/index/1/my_little_pony%20hyper
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>>14021005
Aw yiss.
Those uniforms are grim, but fancy as hell.
Do I get a nerf hand bolter?
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>>14021045
I want to take a sergal home and brush its fur while it complains and shouts /tg/ memes at me
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>>14021022
Yes. Yes I would EA.
I would for as long as I could.
just please keep them feminine
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9sPBWV2W6g
This is pretty cute
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>>14021046
Even this photo? https://e621.net/post/show/379358
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>>14021051
Oh, that you did
Uhh
I'm gonna go with Chrysalis
Just feels right, you know?

Runners up are Mrs Cake, because obviously
And Fleur de Lis, because the bigger the difference between before and after the hotter
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>>14021053
No, the lady does not approve of savage weapons. Not in her parlour.

Now try on your new hat, dear. It's bedazzled with gems that are just the right shade to match your skin tone.
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Rate my gryphon OC?
I mostly mean, "is it is well-drawn and how I could I improve?"
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>>14021077
it's shit
fuck off somewhere else or something
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>>14021061
I'm easy to spot it seems~
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>>14021069
I'm not gonna open that.
I'll assume it's lewd or horrific. Likely lewd.

She does enjoy one pining after her a little.
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>>14021077
>gyphon
>OC

It shouldn't exist

>special snowflake eye spot
>le punk air
>human shirt

jesus fuck deviantart/10
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https://static1.e621.net/data/40/30/4030490948ed22a998c7760052e059fb.jpg
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>>14021052
https://e621.net/post/show/371720
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>tfw no big babs fapfics
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>>14021077
not pony enough
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HYPER MUSCLED RARITY
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>>14021101
tfw no magically induced age progression fic based on this pic

http://derpibooru.org/331702?scope=scpe41d2f999fd4b9e316b029a0593a1abdbf7a82368
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>>14021106
does she think there's been some nuclear explosion when the sunlight reaches her room
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>>14021077
It's shit.
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>>14021118
>every fucking morning
>"ITS HAPPENING"
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>>14021118
No, she remembers that she slept with you again
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>>14021098
Poor fluttershy
She looks like she could use a hand job
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>>14021104
Why does this make me think of dragonball?
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jesus nightthread you went from rarafeels to hyper futa unfs fast
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https://static1.e621.net/data/fd/ee/fdee0c7848ee1426ce8349df1e414014.jpg
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>>14021094
>>le punk air
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>>14021134
>becoming a princess is going super saiyan
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>>14021046
Fine...Twilight would also probably get mad at me too.
If only Rarity knew how much I love her
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>>14021101
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>>14021138
They'r eaglelions, not gay parrots
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>nippone lesson zero
>gravity falls short
>both at the same time

How am I supposed to choose.
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>>14021150
Nippone a shit
Choose gravity falls short
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>>14021146
that's good but i've fapped to it already
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>>14021067
That description is just precious
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Bye
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJAUliSkFY
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>>14021119
>>14021094
>>14021083
if it was someone popular, you would be kissing his ass
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>>14021174
You fucking bet! Like if it were dotkwa instead of blazang.
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>>14021174
Well it's not.
So he can fuck off.
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I wish hypnosis was real
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>>14021147
>cockatrices
>gay
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>>14021174
How many more popular figures even have a gryphon oc.

I can only think of a few.
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Pony cums while thinking of you.
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>>14021190
And you remember them because they were different
How long until griffon ocs flood the fandom I wonder
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>>14021197
That is very sweet of pony.

I would like to return the favor.
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>>14021187
Unless you have a mental block, hypnosis is as real as you'll allow it.
That's the trick. It can't be nonconsentual. Hypnorape doesn't exist.
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>>14021197
...really?
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>>14021197
That's nice of her.
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>>14021201
what no she's far too shy
you, you savage BEAST, anon
how will she ever tame such a wild lustful creature
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>>14021212
I meant thinking of pony when I cum but I suppose gradually building up her courage until I can help her cum in person would be nice too.
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>>14021197
You don't say.
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>>14021101
>tfw no fat ass Renne and Saffron tag team fapfics
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>>14021198
It's been 3 fucking years

if it hasn't happen yet, it probably won't
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>>14021212
I bet Fluttershy would love to be with a very lustful guy and be his good little living cock sleeve.
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>Smart Cookie > Applejack
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>>14021222
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>>14021231
>you will never wear her around the house
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>>14021220
Panties rating
Rarity>Twilight>Fluttershy>Dash>>>Pinkie=AJ
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>>14021231
unf
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>>14021198
Those two I can think of are basically Black Gryphon (it's in his freakin' name) and then some random musician who I think quit making pony music forever ago, and even then only because I remember his avatar for some reason

Anyone else I can't really think of
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>>14021240
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>>14021220
>7 mile spanking machine for a naughty pony
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>>14021203
>As real as you allow it
So have you changed in any way due to hypnosis?
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>>14021235
That picture someone drew of Scratch pleasuring herself dripping, just looking at the door - and the camera view, only saying "Oh, h-hey Tavi"

Walking in to someone pleasuring themselves and just aching for a little help is mega-UNF
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>>14021256
>Tavi
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>>14021260
You gotta take what you get. The picture itself is pretty great.
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>>14021262
I guess
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>>14021262
what's preventing you from fixing the text?
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>>14021253
Changed? No.
Been under the influence? Yeah.
I really really doubt hypnosis would do much long-term.
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>>14021244
>tfw helping writing that
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>>14021240
Celestia working out for a good two hours in her flutter panties >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mane six
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>>14021272
you should write more
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>>14021272
I love it and want another part
...but I cant write. ;n;
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LOL
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>>14021267
What would you recommend to listen to?
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>>14021282
I remember the last time I saw that pic in here.
Magical sperm that impregnates both partners with each other's dna.
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>>14021287
LOL
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>>14021052
https://e621.net/post/show/200502
this style of anthro is pretty weird but I kind of like it
it's a shame about the human cock
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>>14021277
Post some and we'll see
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>>14021287
Those two words aren't even pronounced the same
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If Cosmo simply apologized to Sentenal the quest archive would be back and everything could be perfect.
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>>14021307
I think the whole situation is a lot more convoluted than one guy.
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>>14021307
fuck off
the quest archive is already up
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>>14021298
https://e621.net/post/show/352923/
I really like this one. She really looks like she's enjoying it a lot.
That and she's wanting MORE.
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unf
best ship
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What do you guys even see in Questing?
I have never once been in a quest or a read a quest.
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>>14021315
Cosmo was in the wrong for not doing his job in the Skype group, if he had simply did what Sentenal had told him to do and leaft the group for being a stubborn child who only used the group to talk to friends there would be no trouble.
Cosmo wanted to use the art groups as a place to make friends, and not do his job.
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beb
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>>14021333
It's shit
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>>14021280
I keep putting it off, but I did things here and there.
>>14021281
Sure you can. Read this and get to work: http://eznguide.rogerdodger.me/
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>>14021320
that's a bit messy for my taste, but I see what you mean about the expression

then again, I also love this https://e621.net/post/show/338277 so what do I know
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>>14021343
Connexion error or you are banned
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>>14021331
Try reading one so you know what they are, then.
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>>14021307
http://mlpg.co/arc/mlp/
You are welcome
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>>14021341
>simply did what Sentenal had told him to do and left the group for being a stubborn child who only used the group to talk to friends there would be no trouble.
> IF HE SIMPLY LEFT LIKE SENT WANTED TO THEN SENT WOULDN'T BE UPSET

Yeah
Pretty sure Sent is the problem here still.
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>>14021341
>not do his job
did you hire cosmo for something?
was he being paid?
is this about a commission?
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>>14021320
That's one of my favorite pictures in this fandom
You have good taste, anon
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>>14021331
It's a collaborative storytelling game.
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http://i.imgur.com/u1xOZjF.jpg
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>>14021272
>tfw also helped
>>14021281
another part about what?
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>>14021363
this should probably be added to the linkboard
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>>14021325
the only thing unf I see here is Spike getting a nice helping of mindrape.
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>>14021331
Did you ever read a book and think "Fuck damn, that protagonist is retarded, I would have made a way better decision in that situation!"?
Because during Quests, you can (to some extent)
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http://i.imgur.com/iHMvoyf.jpg
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>>14021355
If I had to chose, I prefer fat round nuts to stupendously large shafts. They're more fun to play with.
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>>14021378
haha! fashion is incredibly stupid.
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>>14021388
how ironic that oftentimes quests end with the players just barely achieving the good end by the skin of their teeth
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>>14021371
He was brought into a Skype group to do one job.
And he did nothing to help the group. And when he was asked if he was going to help he ignored the questions. And then he used the group, that was trying to make something great, to talk and chum with friends.
And ignore moderators that wanted honest work to be done.
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>>14021389
fuck you might as well make it an animation at that point.
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>tfw popping zits while ponying
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>>14021388
I don't bother reading books unless they're text books.
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>>14021398
Yeah, turns out that we aren't as smart as we thought
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>>14021395
You know nothing about fashion
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>>14021398
The trick is to make the players think that they won with their own skill.
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>>14021400
>MAKING FRIENDS IS FORBIDDEN
>KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND GET TO WORK
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>>14021400
Sent, I thought you said you were leaving.

Maybe you should.
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>>14021411
Actually he's right, Fashion is retarded.
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>>14021400
>BCS
>"trying to make something great"
HA!
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>>14021404
>tfw pony's pistol poppin' like it's 1999
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>>14021400
Sentenal, why can't you just go and let this die? You already burned all bridges anyway, there is no way you can back to how it was before.
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>>14021400
>>14021421

oh shit was it really BCS's group

That is fucking funny.
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>>14021405
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>>14021424
Pistol popping?
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>>14021405
Oh. Well, I guess fictional stories aren't for everyone.
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>>14021425
He probably doesn't want to.
He just wants to drag cosmo down with him.
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>>14021402
You mean because of the way the comic was done?
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>This Sentenal autism
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>>14021405
But all books use text.
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>>14021437
Not for white people or white ponies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5EFci5BuTg
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>>14021389
I don't understand the final panel
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>>14021417
Sent isn't on right now, he's offline for everything, including Steamdifferent anon by the way
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>>14021448
Yes.
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>>14021405
...what.
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>>14021440
Not going to happen. Cosmo is my husbando.
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>>14021430
Kinda funny that they found one another and it lead to this.
And to think, people here still like Sentenal.
And BCS.

It's almost as bad as defending a tripfag who does nothing but post googly eyes on shit.
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>>14021451
what a terrible song
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>>14021454
Sweetie Belle had a bet with Applebloom that she could get Rarity to hug her and get sooty.
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>>14021414
No, that's boring. The trick is to make them suffer and squirm and cry and have them think that they fucked everything up and everyone they loved died until the very last second where you reveal that they actually got the good ending.

Seriously, it would take so much away from the experience if the writer gave the questers only a fake feeling of control.
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>>14021454
I think it's something along the lines of "I bet you 2 bits you can't get your sister dirty!"

But I think the comic would've worked better without the last panel
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>>14021454
they made a bet about whether or not Rarity would hug her.
Sweetie won.
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>>14021419
You're retarded
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>>14021265
>>14021266
>>14021262
>>14021260
>>14021256
Finally found it
http://i.imgur.com/2ZIM49g.png
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>>14021466
But it is fake.
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>>14021463
What's bad about it?
Please explain in full detail.
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>>14021476
I'm too tired for this shit
It's almost like this Rarityfag is calling someone else retarded.
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>>14021466
One of these days there's going to be a quest that actually ends badly without any last-second bait-and-switch good ending.
And the players will know it's nobody's fault but their own.
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>>14021459
I don't care for story books anon, I leave storytelling to movies and video games and old people at the park bench.

Books are a boring medium.
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>>14021481
How can you tell?
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>>14021487
The beat is generic and the lyrics are simplistic.
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>>14021481
Depends what you mean by fake.
With fake I meant that there is only one possible ending and the writer will work towards it no matter what the Questers choose to do
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>>14021494
This. Writing is for talentless hacks who can't do anything better, like drawing.
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>>14021494
>Books are a boring medium.
If you have no imagination, maybe.
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>>14021494
>Books are a boring medium.
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>>14021462
>It's almost as bad as defending a tripfag who does nothing but post googly eyes on shit.

...Is there something you need to tell us?
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>>14021493
I always honestly believe that we fucked up when the bad part starts so I already know what that would feel like.
It's a feeling I don't want to experience for a longer period of time.
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>>14021505
he's heartbroken because a guy that does arts & crafts rejected his romantic advances
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>>14021500
What about Mike Allred?
He draws and writes.
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>>14021479
AUTISM, AWAY!
http://i.imgur.com/zZOcsd8.png
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>hating on honest-to-god books
I don't think it's possible to be any more plebeian than this.
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>Books are a boring medium.
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>>14021510
Dammit, I already fapped to his Twilight picture.
Why is he doing this to me?
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>>14021514
Both work for me.

Casual masturbation can be pretty unf.
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>>14021511
How long till we get some delicious dox on RCH then?
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>>14021500
I'm not saying that, I'm sure it takes skill to write those stories but I'm just saying reading a bunch of text for anything other than learning is boring as fuck.
>>14021501
I do have an imagination
>>14021503
okay
>>14021517
Twilight stop, you do nothing but read what are essentially magic-textbooks.
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>>14021505
ignore him. it's the guy who wasted $500 for the "epin maymay" banner.
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>>14021497
Generic how?
And when did simplistic lyrics become a bad thing?
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>>14021524
he was in one of Sentenal's logged chat's right?
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>>14021518
>>14021510
link to tumblr?
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>>14021510
OH
I SEE WE ARE PLAYING HARDBALL
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>>14021509
When you play a quest, that's the risk you take.
You're not entitled to a happy ending. If you want it, you'll have to take it for yourself.
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>>14021533
Yeah
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>>14021510
>>14021538
the Luna + Celestia picture is still the hottest of all of his stuff.
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why aren't you supporting those starving kids in africa?
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>>14021526
>>14021500
>>14021494
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>>14021551
link?
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>>14021510
Their normal speed is more than unf for me.
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What is the proper way to greet pony?
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>>14021556
right there >>14021557
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>>14021495
Because I've GMed and played tabletop for years.
>>14021498
When I say fake, I mean the GM controls all sense of accomplishment and failure. Making the player's choices not matter is bad storytelling, but I'll be damned if knowing an ending is going to ruin the story for me. Like when playing a Call of Cthulhu campaign. Bad things happen and the characters are going to be dead or worse, every single time. Unless you are playing babby mode monster hunter edition. I also don't like people who say a story is pointless because the main character(s) died at the end. Probably the same type who want to be spoon fed happy endings.
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>>14021558
Conquest of their land, which may include raping, pillaging, burning, salting lands around strongholds, etc.
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>>14021541
I may need proof of this.

For reasons.
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>>14021558
Greetings and how do you do?
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>>14021555
Quit calling anything you disagree with "baiting".
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>>14021557
which one?

how?
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>>14021569
Wouldn't this upset pony?
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>>14021538
There's something missing from this, but I'm not sure what

It's a great start, but it really needs something.

It scares me that it might be a futa cock
I didn't want to cross that line that
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>>14021531
It's generic because it sounds like every other kid trying to become a rapper using Garage Band.

Simplistic lyrics indicate a lack of effort and investment.

It just doesn't appeal to me, I guess.
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>>14021580
> implying I'm going to choose
There was a pretty unf thing going on a week ago, something like "Celestia urges Anon to fucking Luna just the way she knows her little sister's body craves."
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>>14021566
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>>14021582
It's a very evil plan. It is so evil, it will hurt many people, who are good!
That's why I like it, because it is so evil!
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>>14021585
You remind me of that other anon who was uncertain about crossing a line.

Too bad I missed him.
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>>14021586
I don't think you like or understand hip-hop at all.
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>>14021585
she's missing her wings
also she probably should have a pretty big futa cock
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>>14021538
I WANT TO THAT BODY SO FUCKING HARD
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i'm kind of glad that I'm a basement-dwelling loser

at least i'll never catch an STD
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>>14021593
If you don't choose one, you get neither.
Those are the rules.
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>>14021540
I know and so far I always managed to get the good or at least acceptable ending.

But I always believe that we got the bad one when the writer starts crushing the Questers for fun
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>>14021606
FFFFFiiiiinnnneee
Luna
"Your tiny butt excites me so!"
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>>14021596
I mean, I was always fine with liking futa
Pretty much have since I started fapping
But preferring dick over no dick is new


>>14021600
Actually, wings might be part of it
I don't know

I do like her wings though
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>>14021593
>"Celestia urges Anon to fucking Luna just the way she knows her little sister's body craves."
oh yeah, I remember that.
that's a pretty unf idea.
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>>14021580
Celestia.
In every imaginable way.
Can I get a pony version though?
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>>14021595
I don't want to upset pony though.
I want to love pony.
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>>14021599
I think I just like hip hop and rap written and performed and produced by people who actually try.
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>>14021610
With how thick her body looks in that picture, I imagine her butt is anything BUT tiny.
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>>14021612
they're very nice wings
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>>14021614
Only if you fall in love with her all over again
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>>14021616
Then you best be the Chosen One, bitch.
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http://asklunaandvenom.tumblr.com/
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>>14021622
I KNOW THAT ANON
I FUCKING KNOW THAT
BUT GG GOT IT FUNNY FOR ONCE, SO I'M USING IT
Her plump ass and cuddly tummy-pooch slapping against mine as we fuck deep, hard, legs-wrapped missionary sound fucking amazing.
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>>14021568
>I also don't like people who say a story is pointless because the main character(s) died at the end

It depends. When the character died for a reason it's totally acceptable for me.
For example (apart from being a stupid movie anyway), White House Down was kinda ruined for me when one of the main characters didn't die because it would have been the way better choice.

It's just stupid when the characters dies for no reason at all apart from "I will kill of characters you like to elicit some emotion out of you because I'm to shit at writing to do it in another way" Like Hedwig.
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what would you do if your favorite pone broke into your house and started rubbing their naughty parts all over your stuff
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>>14021621
Like?

And don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of A$AP either, I just think your explanations and reasoning for why it's terrible were very poorly worded and thought out. It's the kind of things you expect someone that knows dick about hip-hop (or music) to say.
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>>14021593
Was there a greentext for it or something like that? Or just the idea being tossed around?

Because that's super unf and I want to see it
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>>14021643
Ew gross
at least do my face
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>>14021643
does this mean my house is an equestrian embassy now or what?
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>>14021643
Kill her dead with a rock, or something. A big rock.
Like, a stone.
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>>14021623
I've seen nicer.
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>>14021647
There is. It got pretty unf after a while.
It starts here: http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13864263.html#p13864841
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>>14021624
>again
Wouldn't I have to stop loving her first for that though?
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>>14021658
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>>14021643
Ask what she is doing.
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>>14021668
Rei pls draw more dragon makeovers
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>>14021672
rei is ded, anon
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>>14021541
Haha, I didn't need to know that he knew any of that...
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>>14021645
I'm currently listening to Slaughterhouse and Eminem and Yelawolf.

I like clever lyrics and well-composed rhyme schemes. Is that not enough? Are my preferences incorrect?
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>>14021661
Thanks Anon.
My dick is happy
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>>14021639
Killing characters and losing has to be done right. In order for the players/readers/watchers to be emotionally involved, you need to somehow make the characters and environment be relate-able and feel believable. Even if the story is somehow off the wall or campy, it doesn't mean people aren't going to become attached.

I showed a friend of mine Donnie Darko, and she said the whole thing was pointless and dumb because it was just a schizoid kid having a bunch of delusions and then dying. The story didn't mean anything to her because she didn't want to.
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>>14021632
And those perky breasts bouncing with every slap of your hips against hers.

Also,..."belly-pooch"?
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>>14021695
she ate a small dog
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>>14021695
You know, that little tummy bulge. It feels amazing fucking a chubby girl nude, they're so achingly wet and hot in the normal places but so soft and warm where your hips hit hers and as your barrel strokes against theirs. Close, firm, getting-it-good missionary can be some of the best, though rear-entry is fucking great.
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>>14021684
>Are my preferences incorrect
No, but your taste is awful.
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>>14021688
fuckin spoilers man

I was gonna watch that eventually, it's only been 12 years
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>>14021703
How so? Please elaborate why I have taste.
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>>14021639
Would "you fucked up" be a valid reason?
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>>14021704
Moon justice always makes me laugh the most.
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>>14021705
Are you going to let that ruin the story for you?
Wimp.
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>>14021702
I think you mean paunch
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>>14021702
What about cowgirl?
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>>14021714
nah I'll still watch it maybe eventually
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>>14021702
>rear-entry
do you mean doggystyle or anal?
I can never tell which one the term is supposed to refer to
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>>14021720
Moo~
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>>14021682
Jamesplease. Fuck off with your attentionwhoring.
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>>14021708
Depends on the build-up. If it's a sudden death no one could have really prevented without knowing that it comes, it's stupid if you meant Quests

It can be a valid reason in regular stories though. I wouldn't have minded if Frodo had jumped into the volcano together with Gollum for example, because he almost fucked that one up.
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>>14021707
>Please elaborate why I have taste.

You have developed a preference for something and that is why you have taste.
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>>14021720
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS-qwc1ulQs
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>talking about Donnie Darko
>check to see if I have it
>I do
Maybe I should stram it?
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>>14021719
I'll reflect that in future entries. Thank you, Anon.

>>14021720
That's also pretty good, though the girl I've been seeing has mobility problems and feels afraid she's gonna tip over and break my dick or the rest of my body.

That does make me feel like I've gone deeper than even doggy style when it's done right, and god she can grind just the way she wants it. With one of my exes girl on top brought me the longest deepest wettest orgasm, and god if it isn't kind of sexy helping maintain her balance and using my arms like they're iron ties. You can feel her rocking with your whole body and feel out any trembling or rocking she's making, it's way better than her just lying there for damn sure.
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>>14021737
This is why I don't like talking to people who disagree with me, they're all bad people.
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>>14021738
What the FUCK is this from?
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>>14021739

Donnie Darko is a pretentious abortion of film making that appeals to the inner edge of edgy teenagers.

>XXD smurf sexorz!

Pls no.
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>>14021739
I just found out it's on Netflix.
I'm so happy.
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>>14021739
I don't even have any idea what it is about, but judging from the comments in this thread it kinda sounds like 2deep4me
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>>14021751
I'd hate it, but that movie led to my very first kiss at 17
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>>14021744
My taste in hip-hop > Your taste in hip-hop
This is a fact.
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>>14021758
>tfw every girl I have ever kissed has told me I'm a bad kisser

I just don't know what I'm doing wrong
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>>14021759
Just answer this: what is your opinion of Kanye West's music?
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>>14021757
It is shit, man. You can avoid it if you want.
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>>14021739
it has been on my list to watch for a while now but it is too late for me
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>>14021729
Fuck me...
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>>14021761
Less teeth.
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>>14021751
Because Donnie IS a teenager. He's dealing with how dumb people in general are and his own problems. Doesn't mean that it's for teenagers.
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>>14021774

>everyone except the angsty teenager is dumb

This is the definition of edge.
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>>14021770
>Fuck me
___No._______
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>>14021757
>>14021764
I like it. It's more of a coming of age story combined with time manipulation.
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>>14021762
I think he's an alright rapper, but I don't see him as the messiah that /mu/ paints him out to be. I personally like him more as a producer than a rapper.
I also really do love his personality, it makes him a very entertaining man.

>>14021777
That is not the definition of edgy.
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>>14021777
No, he's dumb too. He could of handled his situation a lot better, but he doesn't have the right life experience in order to do so. Donnie wasn't right or wrong, you are just seeing things from his life point of view.
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>>14021287
How would you confuse "meme" (m-ee-m) for "mime" (m-eye-m)?
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>>14021351
thanks for the link!
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>>14021777
edge doesn't have a definition. It's a memetic, catch-all insult that can and will be applied to any opinion with which one disagrees and therefore cannot be refuted because, again, it doesn't actually mean anything.
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>>14021793
Like terrorism, autism, and other empty labels.
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>>14021761
>kissed a few girls, but never told whether I'm a good kisser or not
one of them was awful at it though. it wasn't kissing so much as it was trying to eat my lips.
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>>14021793
Look at this Anon being all edgy in his anime goat thread!
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>>14021761
Don't kiss like a fish with super-pursed lips
Maybe pout them just a little
Press in when you want to seem a little aggressive
Stay toward a middle distance and sort of roll your lower lip over hers
That got a little difficult for me after jaw surgery but my nerves are finally in some working order through there.
Using tongue is pretty advanced but I'd really, really recommend against it unless your teeth are brushed and/or you've been drinking something really nice like a fine red wine or a dissolved chocolate - no one wants bits of anything involved.
Even then just barely curl your tongue over YOUR top lip and flirt at theirs, and only after they've gotten 'into it'
But more than anything - ANYTHING - you just have to sort of ease into it. If you're nervous shit isn't gonna work. If you're nervous, well, tell them and let them know you're "out of practice." DON'T tell them "oh I've always been a bad kisser," etc. etc.

And, well, if you're really Frenching I'd suggest you don't until you get compliments on your first kissing, and even then don't just RELEASE THE KRAKKEN and go exploring with all your tongue. Roll it over all of their lip, then flirt tongue-tips, and DON'T combine it with just forcing your face into theirs with your neck muscles. That's a fucking crazy power play and most people aren't into it.

IF they do it, reciprocate but only maybe less than half. There's nothing wrong with playing 'hard to get,' there's a fun give and take.
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>Rarity will never give you kissing lessons
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>>14021796
Your mother is an empty label.
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>>14020873
fuck you and yourself
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>>14021810
wh-what about sex lessons?
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>>14021813
Stupid marker, being all markery
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>>14021805
why is human interaction so complicated
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WELCOME TO CARN-EVIL
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>>14021351
>>14021789
Except that guide is full of bullshit on several points. In their dialogue section they poo-poo placing the speaker and 'said' statement in the middle of a spoken text.

They call this out specifically.
“I do so enjoy coming up with ideas for dresses,” said Rarity, “Not all of them get made, though.”

That's actually a common convention and doesn't say anything poor about the writer. If anything it helps break up a longer narrative.
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>>14021810
Good.
I don't want lessons from Rarity.
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>>14021805
Fuck, that's too complicated for me.
I'll just make a tulpa of my waifu.
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So these days I was mainly on /co/ to follow NYCC announcements, so let me get this straight: we didn't get anything pony from the Con?
Nothing?
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>>14021755
>>14021769
Well then, I guess no stram.
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Asian Pinkie Pie is best personhorse Pinkie Pie.
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>>14021825
did you even read the section
they just say to do it right

like

“I do so enjoy coming up with ideas for dresses,” said Rarity. “Not all of them get made, though.”
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>>14021829
I'm sorry, I sat down to make like three points and came out with a primer.

TL;DR
DO have a clean mouth unless you have something complex but not overpowering in there, and never food. Yeesh.
DON'T crush your face into theirs or start gnawing at their lip. Half of every enjoyable kiss is your overall gravitas and how you're holding yourself and your head relative to theirs. Just kiss slow - unless they REALLY want a turbo makeout. Then you can experiment.
DO say "I'm rusty."
DON'T say "Everyone's said I'm awful." That's gaming it.

That's more or less it, though the fish-kissing thing seriously helps more than you'd think. You have to purse your lips out a little to give them something to work with, but don't duck face.

NEVER DUCK FACE.
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>>14021793
It has a definition. People on 4chan are just way too dumb to no what it means. It's not even a fucking insult.

Look at Jim Steranko's Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD
This book was edgy in every sense of the word. It was provocative, it was head turning. Almost everything in this book was to make the read go "wow" in amazement.

I wish people would stop using words incorrectly.

I hate this place.
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>>14021832
Yo, I'd be down for a stream even if I can just watch it on Netflix.
Watching/reading things with others is always more fun that doing it alone.
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>>14021829
relax. i instinctively knew how to kiss. i'm sure you'll be great too.
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>>14021839
No, they very clearly have it labelled in red as wrong. Like "it's wrong to put this here because I don't understand this is an exception to the punctation and tagging rule with a speaker in the middle."

I'm saying literally the 'bad' example given is something authors do all the time and don't get slapped for. This person should be taken as a good leg up for super-beginners but in no way an authority.
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>>14021858
> It is not meant to be the ur-text on writing fiction, but it details my experiences and the practices and techniques I’ve found useful in writing my own stuff. You may disagree with me about plots or Lavender Unicorn Syndrome or even dialogue punctuation, but all I ask is that you disagree intelligently. If this guide inspires you to think carefully about the words you put down on the page and about the art of writing, then I’ve done my job.
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>>14021858
>>14021839
I'm inclined to agree. There's no hard and fast rule for mid-speaker period or comma, though typically if the first part of the dialogue is meant to be a complete declaration (say, a full sentence) it's generally accepted to be a period.
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>>14021805
>>14021845
It's amazing and a little sad how much I learn from you guys.

I wish MLPG was my dad.
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i want to make mulpug gmod videos
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>>14021872
protip: girls practice on pillows, guys practice on their forearms.
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>>14021875
we need a gmod server
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>>14021852
I'm gonna skip a day of sleep, so I could do it right now.
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>>14021884
>I'm gonna skip a day of sleep
don't do that
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>>14021830
As far as I know, no, nothing.
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>>14021866
That's nice to read but for anyone starting out I'd sooner point them to something like Spunk and Bite, Sin and Syntax or "It was the Best of sentences, it was the Worst of sentences."

Strunk and White is good for formal writing but they tend to get really puritanical over things that can make for good creative writing in the right hands.
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>>14021881
>guys practice on their forearms
Wait what?
We do?
Wh
What does that MEAN?
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Do you close your eyes or keep them open when you kiss

I don't wanna cloooose my eeeeeyes~
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>>14021872
>tfw your Dad never taught you anything
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>>14021892
Why?
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>>14021881
Thanks dad!
No, but seriously, thanks. For the longest time I have been afraid to kiss anyone because of how bad everyone said I was
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>>14021896
Well-Tempered Sentence is good but Sin and Syntax seems to understand certain nuances and experimental modes of writing that can be fun to practice in.
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>>14021905
also, another pro-tip: kissing isn't something that gets taught. you learn how to do it yourself. cowboy up and learn.
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>>14021858
It's really jarring to see a capital letter and a new sentence after a comma. Some writers may get away with it, and it's certainly not the most important issue in the world, but it is wrong and it's annoying to read.
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>>14021893
Fuck. It's like they want us to forget S4 is even nearing.
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>>14021904
sleep hygene is important to being healthy!
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>>14021912

agreed.
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>Oh, Celestia, why are you so mean?

>I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old
And I just lost track of my moral code.
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>>14021912
I wouldn't do it without a quotation mark for certain. Considering there are some people that refuse to write first-hand dialogue in anything but single quotations, I tend to cut authors quite a bit of slack with dialogue choices.

But god help them if they use two periods for an "ellipsis" when clearly it needs three - and a SPACE preceding.
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>>14021923
*who refuse, shit, sorry.
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>>14021921
I will help her fix her moral code
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>>14021935
with fascism?
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>>14021943
.. that doesn't seem like the best way to help her fix her moral codex to be honest.
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BREAKING NEWS

LOCAL MARE GETS TRAMPLED BY ENTIRE ZEBRA TRIBE
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>>14021947
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/07/Doom_happy_01.mp3
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>>14021947
>"Damn it I hate filling out all this paperwork for killing ponies."
>"Princessing sucks."
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>>14021955
are you sure it wasn't buffalo
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>>14021921
Writing a character with that much power and life experience is hard. One of the reason I'm sick of fantasy stories is that people usually do it wrong. Especially Elves. I hate Elves. Too mary sue. Only things I liked them in was some of Tolkien's lore and Hellboy. If you looke back five, ten, or twenty years ago into your life, you'll see how different you are. What about ten years from now? Fifty? Several hundred? Thousands?
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>>14021963
I didn't kill any ponies!

I-It was a flower, okay?
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>>14021951
>"I am not what needs to be repaired. This world is broken. Aimless. Amoral. It cries out for not a princess but a queen. If evil I must be, then evil I shall become. If fascism will save my beloved country, then I am a fascist."
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>>14021955
Are you sure it was a zebra tribe and not say, a fucking bird?
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>>14021955
Is that her fetish?
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>>14021976
Whoever said that was almost guaranteed to be a dick.
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>>14021966
1. That's why Marceline is so hot
2. Elf are made to be raped anyway
3. If your entire race ages completely different from humans, your culture and the expectations at a certain age would feel different.
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>>14021955
>LOCAL MARE GETS RAPED BY ENTIRE ZEBRA TRIBE

fix'd
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>14021976
CELESTIA DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>14021991
>tfw you will never a Deedlit

she was my first fictional crush
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>>14021991
I know we don't have anything else other than humans to base sentient beings on, but I want something more believable.
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>>14022000
Superior elf reporting in
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>>14021991
Wait, this one is the image I actually wanted to post, although that one isn't bad either.
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>>14021351
>http://eznguide.rogerdodger.me/
Man, this is some nice HTML.
>clean, semantic, well structured markup
><abbr>, <time>, <ul>, <li>
>smart quotes
>footnotes
>judicious use of tables

I think I'm in love.
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>>14022007
This is pure genius.
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>>14021976
>/pol/ becomes a Princess and decides to purge the Degeneracy
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>using Pokemon amie
>get a visit from a pokemon from a player named Nyx

Have you guys had any similar encounters of the brony kind?
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>>14022039
REMOVE DONKEY
REMOVE ZEBRA
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>>14022040
Nyx isn't necessarily brony
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>>14022040
>Nyx
>Greek Goddess of the night's name
>used in thousands fictional works
>HURR LE BRONY FAEC
Are you retarded?
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>>14022034
that's too kawaii
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>>14022040
>tfw I get worse with every single time I try head-it
First try was like a 60 combo, now I'm down to 10 ;_;
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Ded
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>>14022039
>"WE DID NOT SET THIS FIRE, BUT WE WILL SEE IT BURN INTO THE HEAVENS. WE DID NOT ASK THIS QUESTION, BUT BY GOD WE WILL HAVE THE ANSWER."
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>>14022014
>Elf with tits

ECH

Elves are to be slim and slender
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>>14022053
I wonder if MLP is as popular in Japan as we (yes I realize >we) think it is.
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>>14022040
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYX
No, John, you are the brony.
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We /tg/ now?
Read this list: http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html
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>>14022065
>ECH
Jon take your opinions and calm down.
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Pony says it can't be helped
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>>14022065
Hallgerdur Hallgrimsdòttir pls go
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Gilda
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at any rate, the thread is beb
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explain this
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>>14022095
oh noooo
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>>14022100
you can't explain that
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>>14022100
Celestia's annual inspection of the Rainbow Factory
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>>14022089

Fluttershy
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>>14022100
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>>14022100
Communism.
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>>14022100
They are going to have hot, raunchy lesbian sex
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>>14022062
Why is that ded pony smiling?
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>>14022078
>>14022095
why are you so anime
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>>14022124
You don't have sex with Derpy if you're female.
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>>14022100
ADORABLE
>>
pony just stole your soul for use in black magic rituals

how do you react?
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>>14022128
Are you really going to tell the ruler of Equestria who she can have sex with?
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>>14022132
Obviously I'm pony's slave now
That's how it works, right?
So however pony wants me to
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>>14022127
Kono pony wa goran no suponsaa no teikyou de okurishimasu
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>>14022132
oh darn
do I at least get to watch the ritual?
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>>14022136
Yes
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>>14022132
Ask pony if I could please get it back.
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>>14022100
Your favorite pony is in Dark Souls.
What happens?
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>>14022143
Looks like she'll have to make you watch to prove you wrong.
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>14022148
how did you know derpy is my favorite pony
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>>14022153
Ross pls go
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>>14022144
But then how will she take over the world with an army of undead minions, anon?

Pay attention
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>>14022148
She gets invaded
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>>14022159
I'd invade bonbon if you know what I mean
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>>14022157
>encounter a horde of mime jr.s
>all I can think of is "Ross pls go"
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>>14022148
Flippypoking with an optimized build, backed up by HCSM

After platinuming of course
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>>14022158
If she gives me my soul back I can be her minion I guess
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>>14022153
Is it bad that I'd still fap to that?
I mean, yeah the spine's fucked but dem hips
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>>14022153
*wwalks out of thread*
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>>14022168
>see a morbidly obese person
>set a Ross voodoo doll on fire
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>>14022127
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>>14022177
ARMOR DOES NOT MOVE LIKE THAT
NOR IS BEING EXPOSED A TACTICAL OPTION
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>>14022168
My Mr. Mime is actually called Ross.
Can't wait for him to fight against a Snorlax
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>>14022185
it works for Sherly Karu
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>>14022185
it's not for fighting dingus
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>>14022185
>>NOR IS BEING EXPOSED A TACTICAL OPTION

>implying anyone could slay that ass
Unless it's in a sexual way. I'd slay those hips and ass sexually.
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>>14022185
When it's soft leather meant for show they could.
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would you rather tickle Rarity, or be tickled by Rarity while she's fitting you for a new set of clothes?
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>>14022198
red knight or axe knight 4lyf
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DID SOMEONE SAY
ROSS
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>>14022203
>foreplay

Nah, I just want to brutally rut her against her will.
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>>14022177
Oh my GOD that ASS
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>>14022209
You crazy.
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>>14022220
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>>14022210
Ok, her expression made me chuckle loudly
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>>14022209
Pimp knight gets me every time.

It ain't easy.
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>>14022226
I know, right?

If only fat girls actually filled out like that instead of looking like lumps of cottage cheese roughly molded into the shape of a cow
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Request, please.
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>>14022214
the only time Rarity and rape go hand-in-hand is when 63 Rarity rapes 63 Spike.
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>>14022230
I love Dark Souls gifs
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>>14022242
Pinkie Pie's big butt
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>>14022242
R63 Scootaloo x really-big-Babs

grown up bodymassage
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>>14022240
> I don't know girls with that ass
They are rare
But my god
THEY ARE AMAZING
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>>14022242
Something something growth and size difference something futa cadance
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>>14022250
>>14022251
Just checking: You are all aware this is humanized, right?
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>>14022261
Even better then.
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>>14022261
Yeah
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>>14022251
this
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we big girls?
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>>14022261
oh, in that case Rarity x Spike

/ss/.
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>>14022231
>>14022231
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>>14022270
>Not ponies
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What if Equestria was like this, but with butts?
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>>14022261
yes

Scootadude grew up to be a scrawny little physical therapist/personal trainer, Babs grew up to be fucking huge

Babs is embarassed because she got bullied due to her size, Scoots just wants to worship her
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>>14022249
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>>14022282
That concept is stupid on all levels. But I'd still Celestia.
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>>14022230
>>14022249
I hate Dark Souls PvP.
>my little brother starts playing
>start a new character so I can show him the ropes
>both under SL 10
>in Undead Burg
>invaded
>guy has nothing but a helmet
>wielding a Blacksmith Giant Hammer one handed
>coated with pine resin
>swings it really fast and kills us in one hit
>get invaded again
>we get smart and keep distance
>fucker casts Chaos Storm
What's the point? We don't have anything worth taking at level 8.
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http://www.awn.com/news/events/filly-funtasia-headed-mipcom-showcase
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>>14022290
GIT

GUD
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Futa tier list:

Princess Tier: Celestia, Luna, Twilight Sparkle
Definitely Not Overcompensating Tier: Pinkie Pie
Everyone Else Tier: Rarity, Applejack
She's Big Enough Tier: Fluttershy
Definitely Overcompensating Tier: Rainbow Dash
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Where the ponies at?
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>>14022290
get a pimped-out character to protect him with then
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I wanna do a request, would you guys like me to stream as well?
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>>14022291
>they're all already princesses

Faggotry of the highest order
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>>14022291
so shameless
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>>14022290
PVP at low levels and high levels is rife with hackers/twinks. It's the middle levels, 30 to 60, which are probably the most "fair".
Not going to say it's always fair, but still.
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>>14022306
I want you to go to bed
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>>14022306
Sure

Also draw pudgy babs
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>>14022283
>Babs will never, after some embarrassment, give you a footjob after bemoaning how she was always made fun of for her big man-feet
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>>14021974
I LOVE THAT PICTURE
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>>14022301
I still think Fluttershy needs the fattest dick
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>>14022306
Where's her tail?
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>>14022306
The answer is always 'yes, dammit! stream like you've never strum before!'
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>>14022301
>you will never have Rarity and Pinkie's beautiful futa horsecocks in your ass at the same time
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>>14022317
I think they should all have penises of respectable size.

The kinds of penises to which no one could object.

Lovely, full-bodied penises.
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>>14022306
Stram
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>>14022312
Why does everyone always tell me to go to bed.

>>14022319
Oh I forgot it, my bad.

>>14022314
Sure lets do it.
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>>14022311
middle levels is where sen's and anor londo is at

I haven't noticed any particularly "fair" area except for Painted World since it's inconvenient to reach, invaders there are often just people also leveling
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i just play hollow.
>>
penis
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>>14022329
Just kill me now
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>>14022311
>>14022304
>>14022299
Just because a game allows dickery doesn't make it right. I can't figure out who thinks that's fun.
>I'm gonna max out my shit and be god like against a bunch of new players and they probably can't even indict me!
There's no game there. No battle of wits, no competition, no chance of failure. Only thing I can think of is that they either get their jollies from doing this because they are compensating for being a loser or they like to see a reaction. Either way, it's immature.
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>>14022329
>wake up early, 5:45 am
>probably should go back to sleep for a bit, lots to do in the day ahead
>didn't get any real sleep all night, too busy tossing and turning, fretting about life, worrying about the future
>regretting things...regretting everything...
>turn on computer
>read this
i'm not sure i can continue living
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>>14022339
with penis ribbons and scrotum cozies
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>>14022358
Why would you want two cocks in your ass? Think about your poor sphincter
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>>14022358
Do it for your horseperson waifu
She's out there
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Did someone say TRIXIE?
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>>14022291
is
is that marker pone
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>>14022349
I played hollow my first time through and just wanted to PvE. Used humanity a few times to play with some friends or summon Solaire because I'm bad at video games. But even those small windows had dicks. I hope they fix it in DaS2.
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>>14022314
What should Pudgy Babs be doing?
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>>14022360
>scrotum cozies
I kinda want one. And the kind of scrotum that would be coziest in one. The massive, handfilling kind.
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>>14022374
Poking her belly and scrunching
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>>14022311
yes, more pony dark soul images

Fuck, I swear I had one of Twilight casting homing crystal soul mass, but I can't find it in my folder


>>14022345
Mid level invasions when people are just going through the level are probably the most fun. Doing gimmicky shit and having it work is the best, and its how the game was meant to be played. Those tiny bridges are wonderful.

Pvp at 120 in the burg on ps3 is actually pretty decent as far as "fair" goes though. Very few hackers and WoG or dark bead spam is fairly rare

It is all pvp builds though, so something that works in pve might not work so well there.
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>>14022374
rubbing butts
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>>14022365
You're right, Anonymous. I should be content sticking to one at a time like usual. I guess it's not so bad after all.
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>>14022353
>>14022358
>never feel two pairs of hooves resting on your shoulders from front and back, gently but firmly forcing you back down on their twin pillars
>never feel two mouths running over your body, one nibbling at the small of your back and the other playing with your nipples
>never fall asleep nestled between the two of them, achingly, painfully, wonderfully sore
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>>14022375
DICKS

I LOVE DICKS

I WANT TO PUT DICKS IN MY MOUTH
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>>14022389
Saine pls
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>>14022370
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can be invaded while hollow in DKS2
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>>14022379
>Seath, this is ridiculous. I'm going to summon you some freaking legs.
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>>14022378
It's been a while since I've drawn a scrunchy pone, sounds fun.
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>>14022389
No no. This would be for just me. No other guys.
A-are you a guy, Anon?
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>>14022400
what if I were a pony
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>>14022393
Link? I'd hate to think you're forced into PvP and can't play single player. It would turn the game into a utility for multiplayer and wouldn't allow someone to enjoy the game without dicks ruining it for them.
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>>14022394
>Twilight
>not liking tentacle things
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>>14022393
Which I'm actually kinda hyped for. It's a good way to add unpredictability to familiar maps: making it so that you're never REALLY safe.
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>>14022407
Feminine pones only.
Exceptions allowed if you're REALLY good.
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>>14022400
Let me suck your dick.
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>>14022388
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>>14022412
OH GREAT THE TWAIFUFAGS ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT THEIR WAIFU MINDRAPING THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY AGAIN
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>>14022410
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvOll11zdE
No escape
There is a covenant that will automatically summon a blue to fight the red for you though.
I did that in the beta for a bit, half the time the red died before we even saw the host

>>14022414
Its going to be great, hopefully

Judging by the beta, stunlocks are OP as fuck.
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>>14022431
nigga Twilight was made to be a dom
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>>14022389
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=792&warning=9
Warning: hot but really bad headcanon about 70% of the way through
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>>14022432
Stunlocks? Did they change poise or endurance or what?
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>>14022438
no, Rarity was made to be a dom. Twilight was made to be an innocent virgin to deflower and corrupt.
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>>14022440
> hot but really bad headcanon
Dropppt
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>>14022451
Nigga those are the best. Headcanon servicing sex. Headcanon be the sub bitch.
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>>14022451
THAT'S STILL A GOOD FOUR/FIVE CHAPTERS OF UNF

>>14022431
SHUT UP
SEXUAL MUTATION IS SUPERUNF
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>>14022432
>Judging by the beta, stunlocks are OP as fuck.
good
there's little reason to get poise right now unless you want to shotgun spells
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>>14022463
Hold on, are her tits muscles?
Chris hart, pls
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>>14022446
They removed/fixed toggling, which was a glitch that if you timed it right made you immune to stagger
Rolls are way different, i-frames are reduced by a ton so its way harder to roll through heavy weapon sweeps

And the zwei in the beta is faster, has better scaling, and has a better moveset than in dks1

Obviously, beta, but they're definitely trying to change up the fastroll spamming dex weapon meta
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>>14022463
>THAT'S STILL A GOOD FOUR/FIVE CHAPTERS OF UNF
>5 chapters long fapfiction

aaha
AHAHAHA

No.
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>>14022450
i can't argue with this
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>>14022432
Guess I'm going to play offline. Yes, the reason is that I'm unskilled. I don't want to play against human players.
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>>14022463
> Five chapters of first-person OOC Celestia breaking Dash

YYYYYYEAH NO GET FUCKED
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>>14022475
>there will never be a 30+ chapters long MLP fapfiction epic to rival Fallout Equestria in length and scope
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>>14022473
>toggling
Oh huh. Good that it's gone.
>reduced invincibility
I play fatties so this is nice.
>better zwei
fffffffffffffffffFUCK
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>>14022490
>17 chapters
>117,857 words
>quality: questionable
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/108471/spikes-sexual-revolution
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>>14022493
And the greataxe is basically a massive heavy falchion
And you can parry with a 2-handed weapon weapon
And there's a critical attack for guard crush

Strength gets so many fun things now
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>>14022490
>there will never be an epic fapquest that runs for months with a variety of loveable characters
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>>14022501
All of this is good news.
Overall attitude: OPTIMISTIC AS HELL
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>tfw bugpone got made fun of
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>>14022515
High school was a difficult time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxuMMlAbAQ
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>>14022463
You forgot to call everyone a prude there, Broke.
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>>14022515
>tfw buggirl was intimidated
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>>14022524
Well, I'd be intimidated by those too
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>>14022499
Does fimfic have a real tagging system hidden somewhere?
Complete · Mature · Sex is shit all for information about what's actually in a story
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>>14022523
Who's Broke? Seriously, is he like... EA or... I seriously don't know
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>Zecora turns you into a zebra temporarily so that you may run through the plains with her and experience the closeness and sexual completeness that only one's own species can bring
>you bring back more and more of the animal with your soul each time you revert
>eventually, Zecora casts your soul into the Wilding so that you may be resurrected as the creature you now are at heart
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beb beb beb beb beb beb beb
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>>14022538
beep beep beep beep beep
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>>14022510
I'm pretty hype

As long as there's a longass spear I can be an annoying cunt with I'll be set for pvp
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>>14022536
>come back as a pretty mare
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>>14022536
>you die
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>>14022543
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>>14022524
Do I see braces on that Celestia?

>high school Celestia with massive tits and braces

game fucking over
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Would you take Twilight Sparkle into space?
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I don't like where this is headed, but at least this page is kind of unf

http://derpibooru.org/448621
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>>14022557
not with someone else's dick.
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>>14022463
Five chapters of Dash getting face-raped by all of Creation, becoming a bat-pony, and insufferably OOC Luna AND Celestia

Wow

This is the worst recommendation anyone's ever floated here.
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>>14022557
Space is dangerous
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>>14022572
Where is it headed? This looks promising so far

Except for that face
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>>14022524
>>14022515
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>>14022581
That movie is fucking stupid. It's great and all but it's like 2 hours of panicked breathing and she lives.
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>>14022582
I'm guessing she's going to end up stupidly fat
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Your crime is one of hubris.
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>>14022581
But there wouldn't be as much space debris to harm the pony.
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>>14022587
Of course she does. Nobody expected otherwise.
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>>14022589
Ehh
Might be good, if they avoid the things I don't like that tend to happen in this stuff

Link or something?
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>>14022583
>implying that's an issue
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>tfw no marketable skills
>tfw no talents whatsoever
>tfw no future
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>>14022610
Your crime is one of sloth.
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>>14022603
source link is on the page but here: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kellyodom/

I was mistaken about the fat thing
Spoiler alert: page three is muscles
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>>14022610
Find a hobby?

>>14022613
OR MAYBE HE'S DEPRESSED
YOU DON'T KNOW
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>>14022613
I'm sure the sin I go to hell for will be wrath.
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>>14022610
>go to psychatrist
>claim to have mental problems
>get diagnosed with high level autism
>money from the government for rest of life
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>>14022622
I'm sure the government is more responsible than that.

Besides, good things don't happen to me.
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>>14022615
Depression wouldn't mean he hadn't sinned.
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>>14022622
>tfw same
>tfw no money from the government as I'm still a student
>tfw no furbait to pet
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Chubby Pone
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>>14022601
> no one expected the person to not survive
> in a survival-horror movie
Well gee I totally want to spend $20 on a movie whose sole premise is taken away because American audiences can't fucking handle unhappy endings.
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>Earth ponies
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>>14022622
So for anyone who has this game what happens if you try to pet its butt or genitals>
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>>14022647
They orgasm
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>>14022583
>comic
>canon
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>>14022647
It has random spots that it likes more than other spots I think and I have one that ONLY lets me touch it on the crotch.
You cant turn them to touch the butt though
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>>14022647
They are happy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqg8JQcQbGU
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>>14022647
it doesnt care
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>>14022655
Deal with it. Its canon.
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>>14022639
That's really cute
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>You will never take pony on a jungle adventure
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kicky
little
feet
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>>14022440
This is the worst fapfiction I've read in years, and that includes the Tenchi lemon fanfiction I read back in middle school.
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>>14022717
came
back
haunted
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http://i.imgur.com/vBUA3Lg.png
Requested Futa Version
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Extra extra! Read all about it!
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>>14022741
>futa dicks squishing into paunch
My overly specific fetish!
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>>14022741
hooray!
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>tfw growing up as the only female in a whole colony
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Does bugbutt have happy days?
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>>14022753
I'm sure the others could grow a vagina for her not to feel alone.
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>>14022757
Yup, she bought the whole dvd set.
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>>14022763
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>>14022772
Poor Huell...

He died of starvation all alone in that room...
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>>14022763
You funny guy, I kill you last.
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SEES BAD SEES BAD
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Goodnight Mlpg
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>>14022818
Night
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>>14022818
Goodnight!
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Pony just shredded a crazy guitar solo and wants to know what you think

She's never played for anyone before and she's very worried that she's not very good at it
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>>14022818
'nite
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FUCK OFF ROOGNA
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>>14022835
THAT WAS WICKED! DO IT AGAIN!
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>>14022852
Fuck off anon
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>>14022852
I DIDNT EVEN POST YET
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>>14022717
>>14022847
sleepy pone is best pone
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>>14022861
It was bait to get you to post! Now he can tell you to fuck off without afterthoughts!
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>>14022881
CURSES, I'VE FALLEN FOR THE TRAP!
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>>14022880
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>>14022885
But you like traps
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>>14022885
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>>14022898
Pinkie you slut
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>>14022900
Well
only a little....
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>>14022904
>modern pokemon in a nutshell
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>>14022908
unf
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>>14022928
FUCK US ALL ROOGNA
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>>14022908
>that diagram
unf prolapse unf
>>
beb^2
>>
I think I want to unfollow rediv
All she does is talk about random fetishes and RPs that she won't go into detail about
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>>14022954
blog updated
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>>14022897
That's still my favorite adorable moment in the show.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/448651

Quality
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>>14022961
Not enough frames/10
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http://derpibooru.org/447666

You smell that?
That's the smell of QUALITY mixed with horsepussy
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>>14022961
lel
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>>14022968
Holy shit, that cutie mark is huge
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>>14022968
>that horsepussy
>quality
>laughing grills.png
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>>14022982

QUALITY in all caps is /a/-speak for terrible animation.
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>>14022991
Well I don't browse /a/. Now I know.
>>
qeq
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>>14022991
I hate it how people praise anime for its glorious animation when most of it is total bullshit. Nothing but still frames and talking and when theres actually any movement its donw in 3s. Kill la kill/gurren is one of the few that I can think off that doesnt have the generic samebody style and stiff movement.
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>>14023013
SOMETIMES OLD HORSES DIE
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>>14023003
beb ded pep qeq
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WEH
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Screw this ded horse, I'm going to go get food

I expect you to be not ded when I get back
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>>14023029
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bebebebebebebebeb
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>>14023029
wah...
what are we gonna' do on the apples?
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CUZ IT'S MY UNITED STATES OF DED
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>>14023047
OUCH
Reminds me of my bro's dad who got his knee going backward while playing soccer.
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>>14023052
We're gonna do apples
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>>14023059
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>>14023052
Is that a mouth
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>rediv compared herself to a "professional writer"
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>>14022069
it's likely to be niche as fuck.
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>>14023065

I would pay 2 bitcoins to fuck a pear pone
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>>14023072
says right there on the sign
you need to puck apple too
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>>14023068
We get it, you have a hateboner for reddiv, take it elsewhere.
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>Rarity will never put a cute little dress on you and pat you affectionately
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WHO'S A SILLY PONY?
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>>14022483
>MLPG complaining about OOC

Well that's a first.
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>>14022642
Oh fuck you. She struggled to earn that happy ending. Not everything needs to end on a sad note.
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>>14023107
>>14023114
what is the meaning of this
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My nuts are so hefty!
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>>14023121
The 2nd one is outdated with that image script tagged on. Just someone trying to get your pony.
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>>14023020
No, but I can hope for a civil discussion about why we like or dislike something.
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time of beb
09:32
>>
something something beb
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>4 cheese omelet with hot sauce

Breakfast of champions
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>>14023168
>rise of the turd army
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http://derpibooru.org/448544
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>>14023168
>not Rise of the Hyperspace Hyperwars
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>>14023168
fucking hell

I am so mad that I did not go to nycc this year
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http://strawpoll.me/544267
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sY1wWSiGLk
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>>14023107
Geeze linkboard you sure are fat.
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>>14023231
It's 9 am on a monday morning. It's mid terms in highschool/college and work time for regular people.
>>
I'm going to bed. But before I do, I'm going to rub my nuts all over your favorite pony.
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>>14023231
Ultimately, Hasbro is at fault for everything.
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>>14023237
>"do you want to take any chances?"
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>>14023285
>"do you want to take any chances?"

I take many chances!
several times per week.
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RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD RARITY FAPFICS FUCK
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>>14023327
how about the one where Rarity ________has sex_____
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>>14023107
I just go home from work! Anyways, it is done.

Time to post cute ponies!
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>>14023325
I wish I had the freedoms to do that

also, are you the guy who posted the order form here?
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>>14023341
>Posting cute ponies

wow stop
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>>14023354
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Which pony is the biggest slut?
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>>14023364
>Cute octopi
Now we're talking
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>>14023371
how much would you pay for these
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>>14023354
That is not going to stop me!

>>14023364
>>14023371
Octoponies was a cute time!
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>>14023371
>one toenail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>14023381
omg
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>>14023371
I'm getting terrible flashbacks to octospy shit
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has there been any discord in the comics yet? we've had nightmare rarity and I want more villain pones now
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>>14023411
Octospy?
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BEST FILLY RIGHT HERE!
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>>14023439
Discord was a cameo in a blackboard of a Celestia micro.
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>>14023439
i want an episode or comic with discord and pinkie
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>>14023451
Thats not Diamond Tiara

A cute filly, sure, but not cutest, smartest, and all around best.
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Would you? No one would ever know.
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>>14023470
no that man is far too old
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>>14023445
Some kind of TF2 fad, I think.
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does anyone have a link to the scoots/sweetie/anon fapfic by AP? the one where "b-bark" came from?
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>Scrolling through thread
>all that lewd
>all dat fetish discussion
>even PWA was here

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE A BIOLOGICAL NEED FOR SLEEP

FUCK
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You're gay.
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>>14023553
I love gay pone
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>>14023553
YOU'RE HAPPY
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>>14023567
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>>14023068
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>>14023583
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>>14023587
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>>14023595
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test
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test
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>>14023599
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>>14023603
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>>14023599
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>>14023612
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>>14023564
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