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Sister love is the purest love!

Time for a Princess thread!

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>>14011117
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>>14016296
> Princest thread
Hhhhnnnkh.
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>>14016310
Nah man, nah.
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I want to see the golden apple tree
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>>14016328
Thank the lord.

That was my "uncertain groaning" onomatopoeia
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>rape
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
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Requesting a shop to be filename
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>a pitaphile deserves respect
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>princess
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>oral fixation
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>>14016351
But nonrape is so much sexier
http://letmehearit.tumblr.com/post/61423269827/female-submission-recalling-a-random-encounter

BY A LONG SHOT
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What did the doctor say, Applejack?
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>>14016380
"y-you're...bad drawn
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>>14016380
>"It's Apples."
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>>14016305
i would love to see a GR interview on the mlpg radio show. even if it just a written interview where GR sends in the answers and the host reads it.

i want to know GRs deep thoughts on boobs. what he focuses on when drawing them and his favorite part. also what he thinks is the common mistake people make when drawing boobs.
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>>14016373
>pony will never gobble you up and dissolve you into nutrient soup for their body to absorb.
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>>14016417
>the common mistake people make when drawing boobs

Not big enough.
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>>14016373
good job marking another mito fucking thread you autist newpissfag

who let this guy with the marker?
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>>14016417
His humans always look horrible to me.
I love his ponies, though.
I absolutely can't stand his humanizations.
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>>14016417
I want one where Sentinel is on the show.
And the hosts ignore him.
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>>14016427

>common mistake MSOB makes when drawing boobs

Making the hips tiny as shit. And also only knowing how to draw boobs.
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http://derpibooru.org/179646
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>>14016401
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
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>>14016441
Yeah, he draws man hips
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>>14016441
Luckily GR doesn't know how to do either of those
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>>14016438
Why would someone ignore him?
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muscle is gross
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>>14016453
I just want to hug and lick her pecs
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>>14016462
Because hes a faggot who thought he could cripple the questers and gamers because he has a stick up his autistic ass.
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>>14016337
I miss when the show mentioned small, magical things but never actually touched on them.
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>>14016492
woosh
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>>14016482
No it's hot.
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Pony needs a tongue bath
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>>14016511
WPSHH
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>>14016374
You want a submissive girl, don't you anon?
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>>14016482
i agree, all women should be obese. ruining their bodies and lives to fit my fetish.
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>>14016459
And manshoulders.
Half the time it's like he's just slapping a pair of melons onto a shaved man's body
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>>14016538
You're disgusting, Ross
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>>14016529
STOP WPSHHING THE PONIES
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>>14016456
did someone say mares in dresses
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>>14016538
I'd rather something more like this
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>>14016547
>you will never have pony in your lap
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>>14016531
No, it's a submission to the project, not that she's particularly submissive

Well I mean she's ultra horny at a club and gets it on with a French guy and goes anal because it seems fun at the time, all the while fucking herself silly and having a nice throaty orgasm as she goes along
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>>14016553
NEVER!
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>>14016531
I want a switch girl.
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>>14016538
Yep, because if you're not musclebound freak you're a 500 pouind blob.

Quit justifying your disgusting extremes for "at least we're not THOSE guys!".
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>>14016553
WPSHH
WPSHH
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>>14016435
when he does not do monster tits, I actually like his humans
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>We have different fetishes and while I do not care for yours, I respect your right to have it.
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>>14016572
This guy right here.

He's alright.
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>>14016572
I don't even know what the fuck that is and I don't want to know.
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Holy fuck Whismur is creepy
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>>14016559
You and pony will never take turns giving each other makeovers
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>>14016575
>bald
femanon should have hair
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>>14016547
boop
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>>14016538
That's not lifting, that's steroids and lifting.

Women don't have the testosterone to bulk like that on their own.
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>>14016597
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>>14016563
>>14016574
I MEAN IT
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>>14016579
>tfw casual fetishes so its hard to offend people
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>>14016558
Oh god no

That's not hot

not hot at all
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>>14016367
>Cadence enjoying a veggie wrap.png
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>>14016590
A switch is someone who enjoys being both dominant and submissive.
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>>14016612
YOU ARE NEXT!
WPSHH!
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>>14016612
Go back to being dead, replacement pony
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>>14016579
Thanks Fluttershy
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>>14016618
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>>14016614
>tfw statistically most popular fetish
>tfw still offends people
>tfw still hardly any good art of it
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>>14016590
>and I don't want to know.
too bad, I'm going to tell you that it's a person who can easily switch from dom and sub
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>>14016630
>>14016634
I just don't know what to do
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>>14016644
Futa?
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[test]
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>>14016663
feet
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>>14016627
Hm...nah.
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Hey guys.

Any requests?

>>14016417
>also what he thinks is the common mistake people make when drawing boobs.

You could always just ask him. I'm pretty sure he's said something about that at least once.
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>>14016644
>tfw liking acid unironically
I still don't understand. I don't even like the giantism, the dick, or the vore
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>>14016559
you sure that's your wish?
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>>14016677
CMC braid train with Fluttershy at the front
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>>14016677
AJ in a drinking contest with Butterfly and Rain.
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>>14016643
>barely moving tumblr gifs

JUST MAKE IT A PICTURE WITH A CAPTION OR SOMETHING

FUCK

>>14016677
CMC Nightmare Night costumes
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>>14016677
Rarity piercing Dash's ears for the first time
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>>14016677
Draw Colgate eating junk food.
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>>14016668
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>>14016677
finish this little story
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>>14016677
cute and sexy human fluttershy
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>>14016689
Yeah
I'd brush her mane while we watch movies or something.
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>>14016701
That wasn't even a tumblr gif
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>>14016712
Who took all those cookies? That's a lot of cookies.
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Assign a common partialist fetish to the main six.
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>>14016677
This>>14016701
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>>14016719
>implying
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derpy.me/d5jzk

celestia x luna horse incest stream goin on now
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I am going to post this pone and none of you can stop me!
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>>14016439
Hey the LinkBoard is back!
Yes, people actually do use it.
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>You use the key to unlock the supply shed behind Canterlot High.
>The first thing you see is Pinkie Pie, bound at the wrists and ankles, wearing nothing but panties; judging by the blank expression on her face, she has recently been drugged.

What do?
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MLPG trying to ignore shitposting is like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football.
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How is Rainbow Dash so fast if she only has 1 Horsepower?
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>>14016727
>>14016693
>>14016677
I definitely want some CMC
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>>14016643
>RPG means Role Playing game
>A game that focuses more on action and lessening the amount of Role Playing one can accomplish
>Less/Bad Role Play means it's bad in the light of ROLE PLAYING GAMES
>It markets itself a role playing game
>It's known as a role playing game
>"IT'S JUST UR OPINION DUDE"

God I hate that image so much.

Arguing about mechanical genres don't fucking fall into "it's just your opinion" category unless someone saying they hate an entire genre itself.
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>Gilda gags you, rides you hard enough to bruise your pelvis, and rakes her talons across your chest one night
>she makes it up to you the next by letting you pound her hard enough that her face hitting the headboard gives her a shiner
>the neighbors keep calling the cops for suspected domestic abuse
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>>14016725
They're all size queens.
Rarity keeps the largest collection of the largest dildos known to pone, aside from Celestia.
Celestia has a personal gift from the King of Dragons which is a solid gold mold of his titanic twin shafts.
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>>14016739
>goat train already in there

disgusting
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>>14016752
unbind her and get her to a doctor with much haste
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>>14016719
It looks like a tumblr gif, so as far as I'm concerned, it is a tumblr gif.
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>>14016743
You can post him all you want.
Hes still not perfect.
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>>14016709
Luna why you lookin like that
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>>14016763
uh dude, they were talking about atractiveness

which is inherently subjective by it's very nature
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>>14016725
>>14016768
I don't know what a partialist fetish is but I'm intriguied.
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>>14016769
I was checking out the link Anon, don't be rude. Besides, you were in there too.
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>>14016752
>>>/mlp/

fuck off with your stupid eg shit
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>>14016756
the problem is there is so much shitposting the people who have the willpower to ignore it just ignore the entire thread and stop coming here altogether.

only the people who cant ignore it or like to argue remain.
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>>14016752

Untie her and call for school security.

it's not because I'm a good person. I'd much rather fuck her roughly and cum deep inside. I'd smile every time I saw her carrying my baby, not knowing whose it was. I'm just afraid of being caught.
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>>14016752
Give her a bowl of eggs.
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>>14016801
Yeah and I'm talking about RPGs.
That .gif triggered me to remember some asinine faggot sidestepping an argument by saying "it's just your opinion it's not like it's well seated in definitions of genres or anything"
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>>14016809
Partialism is any fetish focused on a specific part of the body. Breast. Feet. I include muscle and fat fetish but not sure if they really count.

I distinguish it from fetishes that focus on paraphernalia or relationships.
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>>14016826
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>>14016818
> I know, I'll just get THINNER!
I don't know, if you can't look good between 120 and 130 pounds you probably shouldn't breed.
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>>14016826
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>>14016763
Uh....sure?

>>14016783
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lost-a-follower
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>>14016725
Pinkie is REALLY into breasts. She fondles others when she's asleep.
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>>14016848
That 10 pounds did a lot for her.
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>>14016818
to be an ugly duckling you have to be ugly first, she looked fine
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Pick an episode.
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>>14016809
A partialism is what many people call fetishes. For example, a foot partialism is being attracted to feet, whereas a foot fetish would be being attracted to feet in such a degree that you can't perform without them, whether or not they are actually attached to whatever you're screwing.
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>>14016881
Read Before You Sleep
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>>14016876
> 10 pounds
Well it was 20, her before photo was 130 to 135

Still saying that at 110 she looks just a little teeny
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>>14016881
Spike At Your Cervix
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>>14016818
She wasn't even ugly before.

"Not a model" isn't ugly, dammit.
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>>14016881
no you pick an episode
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>>14016739
>diapers

Got the hell outta there as fast as I could.
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>>14016881
Keep calm and flutter on
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>>14016820
I'm pretty sure your chances of being caught are low in this situation. Might as well take advantage of it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4jmq9qIz8

> This is the future of all doll franchises - a tie-in show with live-action music videos
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>>14016885
Semantics are shitty in this case.

We discuss this too much to not have a catch-all.
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>>14016818
this girl went from being ugly obese and depressed to being happy and getting hot horse bf
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>>14016909
See you in a half an hour
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>>14016919
Does EG have one? I don't think I've seen anything like that.
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>>14016913
Pretty sure isn't good enough.

I'm not going to jail for fucking a drugged girl.
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>>14016762
>>14016727
>>14016693

>braid train

Manes or tails?
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>>14016818
>tfw will always be ugly and will never feel the touch of love
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>>14016818

>tfw 5'9" and 185 pounds

My waist is a straight vertical line on the edge of bowing out and I can suck in my gut easily enough to appear slimmer. Much more weight and I won't be able to control how chubby I look. Luckily I have a good amount of muscle too but I need to do more cardio if I want to lose weight. Plus I need to cut out as much crap food as possible. My family gets takeout a lot and it's difficult to turn it down when it's already bought and paid for, and as far as telling them 'I want to diet' goes it's something I'm against pathologically because to me it's admitting weakness even though I know that's not true.

blog updated
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>>14016962
Manes please
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>>14016924
She'd be prettier in the before if she did up her hair like in the after, too.
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>>14016962
>not both
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>>14016984
She would also be prettier if she wasn't so fat.
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>>14016984
Yeah, that's the thing about a lot of before/after pics, they're usually not as gussied up as their afters.
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Guys, you can talk about your weight issues on /soc/. We're trying to pretend we're talking about ponies here.
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I accept people for who they are, not how big their waist is.
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>>14016984
being healthy improves confidence.

and confidence is a lot more than you think.
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>>14016967

It's pretty possible to have a good looking body on a diet of takeout, it's sugary foods and excess carbs that make you fat.
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>>14016997
Which pretend pony is your pretend favorite?
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>>14017009

But the military doesn't, that's my problem.
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what did she say?
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>>14016997
Does pone have height issues?
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>>14017021
>defending THIS country

You deserve what you get.
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>>14016942
Yes, though for some reason or another the original upload seems to be gone.

My guess is Hasbro got a LOT of really fucked up comments from ze brones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOBK-OHbn5U
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I'm so evil, I will take the mane 6, tie Applejack's tail to Twilight's main, Twilight's tail to Dash mane, etc etc etc and leave them trapped in circle hair train! Then no one will stand in the way of my world domination!
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>>14017028
she said that she is going to find work as a stripper because S4 is going to be the end of their jobs
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>a HOARD of Wingull

SHIT NINTENDO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>>14017014
This is true, though it's hard to find short ribs and steak with kale on takeaway. I'm sure it's possible enough.
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>>14017033

Saying "to serve/defend my country" is the most generic, bullshit answer to the question of why you joined the military. It's like in beauty pageants when they say the only thing they want is world peace.
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>tfw a slightly chubby girl wants to fuck me
>tfw it's not my fetish

I don't even find this attractive on ponies, how am I suppose to find it on humans sexy?

I hate fat people, they cause me to be frustrated with fetishes.
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>>14017032
Probably not, they're all about the same. Ponies don't vary in height and weight as much as they do in mane and fur colors.
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I finally remembered what that that goo dragon reminded me of. It's a fucking Haro.
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>>14017039
Well they still have it up on the official site, though it's behind some sort of partial screen
http://www.hasbro.com/equestria-girls/en_US/
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>>14017032
I bet Celestia does
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>>14017028
>"And he said i couldn't suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
>"I showed him."
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pony pants in post orgasm bliss and asks if you're ready to go a twelfth time
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>>14017064
I'll take her
I bet I'm better in bed anyway
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>>14017064
what does hating fat people have to do with your other fetishes?
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>>14017064
>tfw a slightly chubby girl wants to fuck me
>tfw it's not my fetish
This is bait
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>>14017009
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>>14017075
>Celestia often gets her horn caught in doorways.
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>>14017078
I tell pony that yes, settlers of catan is fun but getting this excited over it is a bit much
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>The Mane Six face new adversaries,
>not only are they evenly matched, they also have their own set of The Elements of Harmony.
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>>14017064
As someone in food service, I am violently disappointed in obese people. They scooter up to my counter because when they walk their knees hit their stomach then order a shit ton of food which I know they're eating in one go.
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>>14017075
Look at fucking Dash
they're all freaking out because she's bringing Discord back and she's just off in her own happy little world, not a fucking care in the world
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>>14017065
Even so, there are a few that break the mold. Do you think they feel insecure about it at all, or do you think other ponies might be a bit jealous of them?
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>>14017093
I wish it was anon...I really do, she keeps pressuring me for it.

Fuck it should I just do her and have it done.
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>>14017104
but pony has never experienced anything like this
he wants you to teach him more
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>100% confusion self-hit rate

FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
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My feet are cold.
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>>14017039
I can't wait for when I can forget this all exists.
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What does pony mean to you?
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>>14017075
>Celestia for some reason spends the day with the CMC
>Can't even fit her big horse butt into their club house
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>>14017151
>Want me to, warm em up for you?
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>>14017120
You're a terrible person if you really feel that way.
Either tell her you're not interested or fuck her, stop stringing her along.
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>>14017161
I could see this being an actual gag on the show

and the stuff it would spawn would be GREAT
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>>14017116

In my headcanon, Allie Way is Snails' big sister.
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>>14017161
>Celestia has to shrink herself down a bit in order to fit
>has so much fun with the CMC that she forgets to revert the size spell
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>>14017120
>Fuck it should I just do her and have it done.
Well, only if you feel it's not gonna get weird or she knows explicitly it's just a lay, not a nascent relationship.

And as ever, it's best to practice barrier methods and even then it's best to only have sex with partners with recent STD/STI screenings

I guess you really should reckon if it's alright by you to have sex with someone who doesn't ring all your bells.
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>>14017181
i can't see it anymore.
they can't have general gags in the show.
that is why it's so pathetic
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evens: work on learning sfm
odds: work on pony
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>>14017182
You don't seem to be alone in that, Anon.
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>>14017116
Being tall is probably a desirable trait. The fancy unicorns in Canterlot are usually taller than normal and the princesses are really tall. Fleur De Lis(?) is basically a miniature Celestia. Lanky is in.
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>>14017167
>You will never pet a pony with your bear feet
>flannel pajamas, soft pillows, warm blanket, rain storm, favorite movies, take out
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>>14017167
>h-how are going to do that? your hooves don't produce heat...
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>>14017195
It probably would not be butt jokes, but gags about her size are certainly feasible

I think a discord and CMC episode is both more likely to happen and could very easily make use of such humor.
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>>14017195
yeah, I can't either really.

i just wanted to pretend it wasn't a toy commercial for a little bit...
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>>14017225
that was a very succinct green text, Twilight
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Someone said apple is back. Is this true?
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evens:work on learning SFML
odds:Keep playing video games
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I've gotten so good at it that removing ingrown toenails is kinda fun at this point. Is that weird?
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>>14017244
He's drawn more pony stuff, but hasn't really wandered in here to post it, so... Sort of?
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>>14017226
Her back pocket, so to speak.
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>>14017141
It's actually not
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>>14017182

>She's as prone to non-sequitur and bizarre, tangential thoughts as her little brother
>Their conversations have a tendency to jump all over the place and occasionally lose their way
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>>14017257
No, that shit can be satisfying especially when it's stabbing your toe-meat
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>>14017229
and the comics constantly forcing memes and shit isn't helping things.

being genuinely funny is endangered.
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>>14017261
Oh man MLPG would love it if he came back.
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>>14017263
Well it feels like it

Also, dildo next to plushie when?
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MLPG pokemon battles when?
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>>14017262
I imagine she's radiating heat back there. It's be your best bet.
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>>14017262
But I don't want to get my feet sticky

What if she just lies down across them?
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>>14017250
what about people who pony pony?
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>>14017281
For some reason I thought that meant putting both inside of herself
I need to get off the internet
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>>14017226
She's going to lay on your feet like a cuddly dog
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>>14017262
So, what - like this? That doesn't seem too comfortable.
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>>14017283
i don't know.
i'm looking for a female torchic to add to my team.
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>>14017293

No anon, you've got the right stuff.

stay and fetish some more
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>>14017228
i think you're expecting too much from this show
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>>14017298
>like a dog

What a good pony
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>>14017310
Stop unfing to Blaziken
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>>14017283
>Don't have a 3DS.
>Don't have a reason to get one.
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>>14017334
>Lyra doesnt seem to completely like being treated like a pet
>But thats exactly why you like it
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>>14017283
Why don't you make a thread about it on http://mlpg.co/v/index.html
It would be easy to organize and talk about it
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>>14017325
Discord is confirmed for a return, infact sevral episodes

Having him interact with the CMC seems pretty reasonable
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>>14017340
>not wanting Megaten IV
>not wanting Fire Emblem
>not wanting Phoenix Wright
If none of those sound like fun to you, I'm sorry.
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>>14017358
If she's good she can sleep on the bed.
Under the covers.
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>>14017336
no

i want a team of hot bitches. all fire mixtures
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>>14017371
I don't enjoy entertainment for children, Anon.
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>>14017228
They've done butt jokes before
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>>14017273

>Hey dorkbutt - how'd school go? You and Snips staying out of trouble?
>It's not like we go around TRYIN' or nothin'...
>Uh-huh... so! School! How was it?
>I got a pudding-cup from Lickety Split at lunch today. It was good.
>...I was talkin' more about how class went... but y'know, I've been telling mom that chocolate pudding gets boring after a while, but she keeps on getting the same stuff every time she goes shopping...
>Chocolate pudding isn't boring!
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I was going through my folders deleting pictures I don't post anymore and I found this again.
I always forget I had this and I remember it being really funny to me at the time.
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>>14017377
Who else is a hot female fire type besides Blaziken and Charizard?
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>>14017374
But Anon, you'll get her hair all over your bed and your clothes.
You'll be finding hairs on your clothes for weeks.
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>>14017371
>>not wanting Megaten IV
Disappointing compared to Strange Journey
>>not wanting Fire Emblem
One of the worst FE games since Shadow Dragon and plagued with waifu cancer
>>not wanting Phoenix Wright
>supporting capcom shit
>supporting Nintendo digital shit

Like he said, no reason to get one
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>>14017374
And if she's bad, she'll get a long hot bath
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>>14017409
>infernape
>not hot
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>>14017395
>>14017395
I agree
I only enjoy mature forms of entertainment and mature shows for mature people like myself.
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Why is she so hungry?
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>>14017431

Hey man chill, I just couldn't think of any more.

Infernape is pretty good.
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>>14017371
I still need to finish SMT4.
I stopped when I got lost in tokyo
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>>14017395
>Megaten
>for kids
I disagree but you're allowed to your opinions.

>>14017423
I do really want to play Strange Journey. Never really got the opportunity. Fire Emblem seemed okay, but I've been waiting for a new FE for ages so it'd have to be pretty bad to disappoint me. And fuck you man, I'll support Phoenix Wright as much as I want. M-maybe they'll bring over Layton x Ace Attorney one day.
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>>14017409
charizard, delphox, blaziken, houndoom, pyroar, and Chandelure

it's the team i want.
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>8 hours of pogeymans
>still only 1 badge

I want to rush through it though
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is it possible to make a mlp stallion not look feminine yet attractive?
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>>14017414
It must be very difficult to have affairs with ponies

>Mrs. Cake is doing the laundry, comes across Mr. Cake's hat
>But these hairs....these arent his.
>They're green.
>That WHORE
>Later, durring the following police investigation, it turns out it was just green food dye
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>>14017445

Because she's a horse
and horses are hungry
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>>14017368
>Discord is confirmed for a return, infact sevral episodes

I don't trust a guy who can't even remember the episode he voiced in. I do see another Discord episode happening, but not "several".
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>>14017289
Why...why don't we have art of this.
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>>14017491
>Houndoom, Pyroar, Chandelure

none of those are particularly attractive though
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>>14017496
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>>14017512
>I don't trust a guy who can't even remember the episode he voiced in.

Most voice actors are lucky to remember what show they are one
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>>14017497
>police investigation
she... she didn't get him with a PIE, did she?
My god, is he gonna be ok?
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My Little Pokemon General
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>>14017490
>M-maybe they'll bring over Layton x Ace Attorney one day.

>He doesn't know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtWgvmaPBAA

It's confirmed for for US and UK
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Is any one else trying to make a pony themed pokerun?
I got a qt girl named Pinkie with all pokes that start with the letter P and one Sandile named gummy
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>not wanting to fuck Emboar
http://i.imgur.com/6eCI2qW.jpg
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>>14017552
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>>14017552
I have never been so close to vomiting so quickly.

What the Hell kind of black ichor is pouring out of her?
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>>14017547
>not naming them after candies

And post your character. I want to see if she's cute.
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If a pony dresses provocatively should they be held accountable for me wanting to pet her mane?
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>>14017537
I have a lingering dislike of deLancie. I never watched Star Trek, and the way he did such a turnaround from hardly remembering his role as Discord when initially asked about it to being upset his brony documentary didn't make big bucks leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
I don't think he came back in s3 for the good of the show, if you get my drift.
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>>14017520
i needed a dark and ghost type and
>female pyroar
>not cuddly as fuck

still doesn't solve my blaziken problem.
fucking special event torchic is ruining everything

probably have to breed it and try to get one i want.
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>>14017593
TV is a rough gig, I don't blame him for grasping for fame and cash.
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>>14017545
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
You've just made my week, Anon!
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>tfw no pony sfm people will be this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDhwWJmrwk
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>>14017588
Yes, she's totally asking for it. She shows off her mane to get you to pet it.
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>>14017552
I have another pokemon in mind
http://i.imgur.com/2T9QZDW.png
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>>14017593
What irked me more is how the bronies lost their shit about the doc not making him big bucks.
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>>14017618
Any time.
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>not giving Persian Super Luck

It's like they don't want me to nostalgia over Slash Persian
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>>14017633
I still love you for showing me this artist
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>>14017593
i am with you there.

he was in star trek, he should know the fucking fanbois are the fucking same shit different color.
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>>14017622
>civilian
now that brings me back. last time i remembered the old 10th class was in meet the sniper
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>>14017593
>>14017606
Its not his first venture that didn't pan out.

He and Nemoy tried to do audio books in the form of classic radio dramas of classic scifi stories, but that was a bust too.
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>>14017403
>"It SO is! I wanna try Tapioca! Or Banana! Or Pistachio!"
>"Huh-huh... y'ever wonder who decided to eat any 'a that first? Like, who said, 'I'm gonna eat whatever this thing is!'"
>"A farmer."
>she nods sagely
>"We went to Sweet Apple Acres today."
>"Ooh, I LOVED going on field trips when I was in school!"
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>>14017651
I'm always happy to help people find new artist to turn them on and to give artist I like more fans.
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>>14017658
At the time the episode was recorded, the brony thing was still budding had not really grown to a notable degree
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>>14017545
>>14017618
>>14017638
Hey, maybe we'll get Ace Investigations 2!
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>>14017582
well shit Imma have to see the name rater now
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>>14017680
Is this going to go all incesty?

If so I'm in_
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>>14017622
As well put together that is, it seems kind of boring.
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>>14017723
Anything is possible now!
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>>14017723
Why would they bring over a DS game at this point?
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>>14017731

>incest

What

No

I just wanted to have a conversation between them - bounce them off each other and see where it'd go.
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>>14017582
>not naming them after bands/albums/musicians/songs

I bet you have terrible taste in music
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>>14017691
what his eyes don't work?

you can't go to both types of conventions and say they aren't the same nerds
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>>14017742
THERE ARE NO RULES!

Put your shirt back on!
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>>14017756
The guy I quoted was doing a themed run with Pinkie

So candy makes more sense.
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>>14017751
>buying buttons and keychains
>not using them
Why spend your money on them, then? There's better merch to buy.
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>>14017751
Everything is cute as fuck except for that doll
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>>14017761
No, theres more elderly trekkies now
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>>14017751
Man, this image is starting to bug me!
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>>14017761
The post you were replying to (I for got to include it in my reply) was upset that he did not recal his role
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Incest is degeneracy
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>>14017782
i really hope pony dies before the middle age faggots turn into old faggots
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>>14017791
and also hot
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>>14017806
I hope they die and I can still have pony

I wait for the day where how pokemone is now will be for pony
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>>14017806
if it did they'd find some other furbait

like pokemon
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>>14017790
what was his role?

just asking a curious question because i never saw the doc, or know what the hell was the point of the whole venture. besides trying to collect money from stupid people
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>>14017791
Exactly.

That's why it's so much better to just fuck a motherly character.
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>>14017790
Which is ridiculous because of course he wouldn't. He barely remembers doing it and apparently didn't know what show he was doing it for at the time. He just showed up for his paycheck, did his role and left. I imagine he does a lot of things like that. I wouldn't remember doing My Little Pony any more than I would remember doing a Barbie movie.
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bbw grannies
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>hyper muscle Fluttershy
>hyper muscle Celestia
>hyper muscle on any pony
__UNF
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>>14017622
to be fair, the pony models out there are pretty shit.
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>>14017827
wouldn't change much
isn't pokemon #1 porn sites
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>>14017856
That's not even fucking well done

she looks like she's got cellulite all over
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>>14017828
he narates, did a little song, and provides some commentary
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>>14017863
Yes. And My Little Pony is probably #2 after only 3 years
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>>14017827
But pokemon is what passed the baton onto pony.

Unless Sonic gets really good and really popular again, then its going to stay that way. Which means we have a better hope the the Earth falling into the sun in the next half hour
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>>14017825
explain pls
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>>14017856
>Ottermode teenage Scootaloo
>>
>you will never fulfill your destiny
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>>14017888
Damn we're good!
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>>14017892
Oh god yes. Who do I pay to make this happen? Muscular girls isn
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>>14017892
define: ottermode
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>>14017403
>>14017680

>"Okay, Class! Today we'll be trying a new project!"

>The class goes home and has a conversation with a member of their family
>then they take notecards, write down all the topics they talked about in their conversation, one for each card, then string them together with yarn.

>Snails turns in an eight-foot-long Möbius Strip of yarn and paper.
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https://e621.net/post/show/387996/
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>>14017888
What is it that makes this show so attractive to the autisms?

It's the anime horses, isn't it? These horses are too anime.
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>>14017892
What's ottermode?
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>>14017902
>the mane six will never not all become alicorns
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>>14017888
>>14017863
here's a statistical analysis of porn

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/214742/mlp-rule-34-update-october-2013-mlpfim-three-year-anniversary-pony-plugs-and-censorship
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>Always wanted MLPG to be muscle for once
>When they are I'm just not feeling it

This is the worst.
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>>14017913
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>>14017890
Pokemon used to be what everyone raved on about manchildren, autism and all the other buzzwords before ponies. Its literally the exact same situation, except pony got bigger and more notorious.

But since pony has become the punching bag, pokemon is in the clear. There's pokemone threads on /v/ all the time now, something that would have been impossible 4 years ago. I'm just waiting for the next cycle shift
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>>14017888
no, touhou is holding it secure.
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>>14017911
Art-Anon comes to mind.
>>14017913
Slim, ab definition, athletic, strong legs, tanned skin, overall fit build.
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>>14017924
Toned, like swimmers and runners

Ottermode is a stupid name for it because otters are hairy and kind of fat
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>>14017913
Ottermode means slender, lithe bodies with hair and defined muscles. It's normally a gay term like bear.
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>>14017924
fit but not bulky. visible abs
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>>14017924
Defined and visible muscles, but not bulging athleticism. no visible bodyfat. Slim. Lean and mean.
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>>14017915
> Using this he tests out of higher mathematics
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>>14017922
Because its good.

Good things attract a lot of people. The more people, the more of them are shit. Its a numbers game
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>>14017915
>Cheerilee decides next time they use a tape recorder.
>Snails comes back with ten tapes.
>She makes the mistake of listening to them all.
>She cannot fathom it all.
>It's so scattered, the topics changing so quickly, but so seamlessly.
>It's chaos, but it makes sense!
>How can it do that!?
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>>14017913

>define:ottermode
>defining...
>ottermode: Male body type combining skinny, muscular and very low bodyfat, with well defined abs.
>Suggested by many as the ideal male bodytype because it is not threatening to females like huge muscles.
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>>14017951
AA draws blobby noodle bodies, barely a step above MegaSweet
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>>14017942
>>14017951
Ah, I see. In that case, I'm all for this Scootaloo.
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>>14017954

Not really, that's just an "otter"

"ottermode" is more of a fitness term, specifically referring to musculature.
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>>14017924

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj269/KaiGFX/2cc766bc.jpg
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>>14017944
i thought that was Sonic? Pokemon always had some mainstream popularity so the whole "underbelly" aspect of Pokemon wasn't as focused on as Sonic.
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>>14017924

>>14017942
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>>14017915
Is the implication he's retarded and went in a conversation loop?
For a minute I thought it was genetics and he was his own great-great-great-great-[continued]-grandpa.
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>>14017951
Yes more like this.
>>14017942
Kind of like this, but consider a girl wouldn't generate as much muscle as a guy. A version of this proportioned down to a girl.
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pony just sang the song of her people. It was horrible. Your ears started bleeding.
Now pony asks you what you thought about it.
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>>14017966
Except a lot of good things attract average people by majority

Breaking bad fans were never as bad as pony fans. I think the "little girls slice of life" thing raised the barrier of entry for new people, so a show with the meat and potatoes of Friends was easier to see in a negative light

>it's just a little girls show
>there's nothing for my adult brain to process
>this is like barney
>hold on i gotta go
>friends is on
>lol ross said penis
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>>14017974
ALright.
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>>14017952
>>14017955
>>14017957
Hmm. I definitely see this with Scoots.

Now I really want this to happen.
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>>14017998

I figured we were talking about females when we were specifying ottermode.

Athletic girls kinda default to ottermode, unless they're volleyball players.
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>>14017991

No, the implication was that the conversation went for a long time, covered numerous, disparate topics, and looped back on itself at some point, or possibly several.
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>>14018017
I've never seen a volleyball player's body
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>>14018009
there is also no organized fandom for breaking bad

It's not really a fandom if damn near everyone is a fan
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>>14017982
It went sonic - pokemon - pony

homestuck was there for a moment, but it never caught on to pony's levels.

Rule of thumb: if you post it on /v/ and people throw a fit, its whats "in" right now. Pony is in, VERY in. Pokemon is not. Sonic is not.
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>>14018017

>about females

Shit. About rule 63*

>>14018031
BIG
BUTTS
>>
Twinky genderbent Sweetie Belle
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>>14018017
girls have to go to the gym to get ottermode
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>>14018000
Very culturally... enriching.
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>>14018045
When I think athletic, I think of gym-going.
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>>14018000
Record it and send it to /mu/
Let her watch the comments.
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>>14018009
>little girls show
>filters out more normal people
>attracts more losers
>+anthro characters: attracts furries

there you go anon
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>>14018040
>butts

I must research this some more.
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>>14018015
It could happen

http://derpibooru.org/332744?scope=scpe2836b435e656fb243a4f347aeaf98c3a0acc91dc
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>>14018031
I'd like to imagine pony butts would stick out like this.
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>>14018009
Because the simple fact of being a fan of My Little Pony carries with it a certain level of notoriety. It always did, even from day 1. Thats part of what made people curious about it, got them to watch and started this whole fucking thing. Plus its simply just an easy fanbase to target for mockery.

There is no such thing as a good fanbase. If I were so inclined, I could find autistic ass fanart and stories of Breaking Bad as anything bronies have ever produced.
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>>14017979

>using photobucket to link images

Or is this you or something?
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>>14018083
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>>14018073
she looks like shit
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>>14018083
>that ass
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>>14018083
DYEWTS
Pony butts stick out like horse butts but they're softer and squishier
Horse butts aren't actually butts, they're the equivalent of human thighs. Only tailless bipeds have butts.
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>>14018112
>>14018096
>>14018083

>picture isn't loading for me

fuck fuck fuck
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>>14018083
Daaaaaaayum gurl
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>>14018123
but pony butts don't stick out at all
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Is being able to self-insert a big deal for fandoms to be able to form?

Do people insert themselves into Star Trek and Star Wars?
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>>14018170
>Star Trek
Where the hell do you think "mary sue" came from?

>Star Wars
Jedi, bounty hunters, smuglers, pilots
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>>14018170
The term Mary Sue reportedly came from Star Trek so...
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>>14018170
yeah I love imagining myself as a red shirt that gets killed off in 40 minutes
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>>14018188
>>14018191

neat
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who's going to get pacific rim when it comes out?
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>>14018132
http://i.imgur.com/Pia1wzm.jpg
Hopefully I'm not banned!
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>>14018170
Nearly ever single fandom that has ever domed has fanfic and all fanfic has self inserts
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>>14018088
Fan is short for fanatic. As for being an easy target it that is also correct. Like some anon said it goes through a cycle


>>14018170
Yes the term Mary Sue was taken from the name of a self insert from a Star Trek Fanfic
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>>14018202
me
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>>14018202

I would, but I think the movie would be totally shitty without theater speakers blowing up my ears with the sound of robot fists impacting with aliens.

I just don't think my home theater system could compare.
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>>14018207
why would you be?
posting a picture of a girl with clothes on is illegal?

you even used it as a description to someone else.
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>>14018221
Those two ponies sure are compatible if you catch my drift!
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>>14018147
They stick out over their freaky ankle joints
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>>14018207
What does that mans hand have fingernail polish?
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>>14018239
sounds like a personal problem.
i have surround sound but i never turn it on because i am deff anyway.
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>>14018244
god damnit
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>>14018254
Well it is a personal problem, yes.

You have to expect personal responses when you ask personal questions, anon.
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>>14018244
i love you, that one was actually clever
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>>14018073
U N F
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>>14018244
They really aren't but whatever.

I want S4 to start. Or some new info. or a clip. Or anything.

Is there any new news about the comic series after the micros besides the name?
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>>14018244
you can tell a pun is good if it forces a tight smile on your face that won't go away for a good 10 seconds

this is a good pun
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>>14018170
For every popular thing ever

Do you think people that love watching football aren't "right there" in the action on game day? One of the big things with humans and fiction is that we use it to live things out vicariously
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>>14018244
You mean they're a terrible ship that would be wrecked by a kaiju faster than the Asian team?
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Why aren't you making a proper pony vidya?
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>>14018239
>tfw missed it in theatres
what do
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>>14018310

Time travel
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>>14018310
It's coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray in like two days. Calm your tits and rent it from Redbox or something.
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>>14018302
because i can't into program
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>>14018310
>>14018318
I could stream it right now.
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>>14018327
i kind of want to see it on bluray.

but if you're streaming it i could watch it with you guys.
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>>14018083
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>>14018302
Because I don't know how to program yet
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>>14018327
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>14018296
>>14018170
How many people haven't pretended or imagined they were their favorite athlete at some point in time.
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>>14018083
satyr butts
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>>14018239
>He doesn't have a pair of Klipsch La Scala's
It's like you hate listening to stuff on television properly.
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>>14018302
Part of me wants to include pony in my game just so I could get rid of the close-minded people.
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Happy birthday, Anon! Hope you're still around to see this!
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>>14018338
The echoes of voices always freaks me out in these like I'm imagining it
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>>14018384
woah anon lets not get carried away here
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>>14018401
Oh Applejack you're a good pony.
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>>14018401
Shit man you doing birthday requests? That's cool.

Anyway thanks for that french pony and Sweetie sneezing drawing. I had to go sleep but I saw it when I woke up.
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>>14018401
>she makes a cake
>it's just an apple pie with frosting to look like a cake
apple pone gets an A for effort, a F in knowing what a cake is
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>>14018389
Yeah, those aren't as big as the speakers in my local theater. And I'm willing to bet you don't have 8 of them and a 60-foot screen, too.

Watching movies on your home system is like listening to .mp3 instead of .flac, except it's less elitist hipster because movies were made for the big screen.
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>>14018413
no
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>>14018430
But is a cake anon.
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>>14018401
>kiss the coc
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>>14018436
>.flac
explain yourself
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>>14018436
>Going to a theater.
>Spending 20 bucks to sit on a shit covered chair, sitting on a floor covered in food, crack needles and vomit.
>People clapping after the movie finishes.
And those things can and will wake the neighbors.
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>>14017651
who is he
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>>14018480

I spend 20 dollars to see a movie how it was made because I love movies. I also usually go with my friends, which is way more fun than sitting at home with friends. Or alone.
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Is LK and Gypsy doing another podcast?
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>>14018430
Anon, she knows how to make more then just Apple pie.
Look, this is her making a pizza!
Using her butt!
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>>14018480
>having a shitty movie theater
must suck living in a ape conquered city
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>>14018493
Yes.
Cosmo and Sentenal are going to be guests.
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>r63 gloomy stuffs you and starts to grow
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>>14018430
I hear apple cake is amazing. I want to try it.

>>14018424
You're welcome! I'm glad you liked it. At the risk of sounding sappy, I like doing things that make people happy, and birthday requests are usually a good way to do that.
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>>14018522
I would pay money to see this happen.
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>>14018504
She frosted the cake with her butt.
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http://i.imgur.com/3wHIdcC.png

hows this look?
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>>14018528
>I hear apple cake is amazing
isn't that just Streusel?
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>>14018548
The podcast is done on Skype, too.
Let that sink in.
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>>14018560
shit
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>>14018568
>>14018548
>>14018522
The singularity will explode.
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>>14018522
Let loose the dogs of war.
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>>14018560
it needs to be done better.

and actually finished
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>>14018560
I don't understand what's happening. It's kinda small. Is that Chrysalis rimming Cheerilee?

Anyways looks pretty unf but the face makes it funny and is kinda distracting
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>>14018584
>All you hear is Skype blips between LK and Gypsy.
>It's Sentenal telling them to make Cosmo unblock him so he can join.
>They act like it's not happening.
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>>14018524
R63 Gloomy would be even larger because male. Just imagine the size of his growing cock
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>tfw no Super Pone RPG
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>>14018636
Imagine watching it unsheathe.
Imagine the smell.
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>>14018073

>All the guys in my gym class are such wimps
>They can't even outpace me when we run the mile!
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>>14018652
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>You will never know this feel.
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>>14018652
His musk would fill your lungs the moment he gets aroused. It sends your own libido roiling. You can't even get two hands around his massive shaft, and he's not even hard.
his flare is larger than your head
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>>14018639
...So what that picture is saying is that Spike will never be seen again and Twilight risks her life frequently to save Rarity who just gives her a kiss as a reward.
Cool
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>>14018639
>The CMC forcefeed Spike a living cake
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>>14018639
nintendo has lost a lot of originality
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>>14016988

Ok.
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>>14018686
I know right?
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>>14018677
"uh, I don't think this is gonna fit inside me"
>"alright, wanna cuddle"
"yeah"
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>>14018677
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test6
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>>14018701
nice!
You drawing anything else tonight AA?
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>>14018701
>scootaloo

still best filly
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>>14018701
Lines seem a little messy, but I love this scenario.
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>>14018711
The gays and futafags here to ruin everything again already?
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>>14018711
>not worshipping dicks

what are you gay
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>>14018701
Poor Fluttershy. I love that look of determination on Appple Bloom but you want want to make the text larger, had to squint
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>>14018711
>filename
Ah, good, he'll be more than happy to fill that hungry little belly of yours with gallons of cum. Open wide~
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>>14018710
>Gloomy secretly slowly increases your size while you cuddle
>>
test7
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>>14018407
> Centaurs just face-sitting and grinding to satisfaction
Why this boner
WHY
WHYYYYY
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>>14018737
>you might want to make the text larger, had to squint

That was kind of what I was going for.

Squinting is like leaning in and cupping your hand behind your ear.
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>>14018745
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>>14018735
>What an interesting character that embodies our struggle through the time between seasons, I wonder if-
>"I WANT HIS GIANT FUTA COCK INSIDE ME"
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>>14018407
are those satyrs siblings
>>
test 8
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>>14018764
Please ignore the shitposting. Don't encourage them.
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>>14018770
it's not a futa cock
it's just a stallion cock
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>>14018762
Or maybe your handwriting is shit.
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>>14018710
>he sits upright on his haunches
>motions for you to come and sit
>resting and leaning against his sack
>you can feel his body continuing to expand
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>>14018701
That's cute, AA. Scootaloo is oddly good at it.
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>>14018770
>what an interesting character that embo-
>"IT'S AN OC MADE FOR PORN"
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>>14018729

A few things, but nothing I can share at the moment.

I could always post this again, though. I think I have one or two more reposts before it counts as self-spamming.
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>>14018762
Oh alright
If I were going for that effect I think I'd start off with big letters and have the size decrease towards the end
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>>14018709
I've been playing Bowser's Inside History and it's the most fun I've had with a Mario game after the Nintendo 64, the sprites and music and voices are so good
>>
test9
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>>14018777
>SentenalHateanon got bored this fast.
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Pony likes Ayreon
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>>14018777

>maybe

That's a good one.

It IS shit.
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>>14018813
>b-but if the target of shitposting leaves the shitposter will go too!
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mlpg server when
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>>14018794
No, faggot, it's an OC made for cuddling. Get it right.
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>>14018823
>implying the target left
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>>14018823
No, they just level up.
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>>14018828
No, she was made for romance.
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>>14018828
once can't survive on cuddles alone
unfs were inevitable
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You know what I've noticed? s3 and s2 have much much less interesting background music than s1. I can't find a single decent timespan with anything worth ripping
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Don't mind me, I'm just unfing late.

>>14016305
Unf!
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>>14018828
>>14018846
the unfs happened right after she was made
like, literally
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>>14018709
>exception is now the rule

Fuck off. Nintendo has been going to shit after the gamecube. Literally, their only good game the past generation was Galaxy 1/2. Every other 1st party game of theirs was completely shit.
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>>14018826
When krabb get's payed

And when he can pay 60 bucks on his own every 3 months

And when he can add the sounds and features in again

and when he beats all of pokemon X and Y
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>>14018868
new pokemon is good
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>>14016417
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>>14018879
They don't even make Pokemon. Game Freak does, and Nintendo doesn't actually own them (it's complicated)
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>>14018876
I'll chip in to help Krabb
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>>14018859
>He thinks every OC we have made was for unfs.
>>
what is the punishment for a pony that ponys a pony without consent?
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>>14018780
>not sitting between his cock and his belly
>not riding along while he belly slaps
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>>14018908
> implying they haven't been repurposed
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>>14018908
Gloomy was
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>>14018908
>implying they aren't
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>>14018876
>And when he can add the sounds and features in again

Nope.
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>>14018931
It's going to happen.
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>>14016668
>>14016709
[boop]
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>>14018899
nintendo owns the lion's share of the stock, so they own gamefreak.
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>>14018930
U-unf!
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>>14018926
Gloomy was more for the anons who wanted things more like this.
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>>14018846
>once can't survive on cuddles alone

Says you

If I could just go to bed every night with a pony to hold, I would be a happy man
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>>14018930
>skullfuck
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>>14018908
http://i.imgur.com/FX4tmt1.jpg
>Implying.
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>>14018937
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>>14018673

I love King of the Hill so much.

I really wish Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer were my neighbors.
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>>14018931
There is an option in the main menu to simply turn of sound downloads

If you set it to oh say "only allow map files" you will never have to hear a cacophony of neighs molest your ears
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>"Message for a Mr. Anon!"
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>>14018965
cl_downloadfilter nosounds, right?
that's what it was in CS, anyway
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>>14018964
I practically am a young Bill
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>>14018964
/Best part is that it is funny and appealing no matter where on the political spectrum you sit.
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>>14018936
>It's going to happen.
ONLY ON THE SUB!
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>>14018960
their clits need to be bigger.

at least he is trying
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>>14018977

Oh, good, that Diamond Dog porn I ordered has come in.
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>>14018977
this isn't a letter
this is just a picture of sweetie's butt

why are you giving this to me
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>>14018977
Scootaloo, its one in the morning. How did you even get in here?

Please leave, I need sleep
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>>14019004
>>14019002
>>14019001
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>>14018977
Oh good, my diamond dog transformation is suppose to happen in a few days.
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>>14018950
indeed
sensual sex
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>>14018980
It's in options > multiplayer

Right next to the spray importer

no need for a console command

and there is a setting to JUST disable sound downloads
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>>14018939
It's a three way between Nintendo (TPC), Game Freak and Creature. They're second party, so they mainly focus on Nintendo consoles yet aren't part of Nintendo proper.
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How does pony ask for sex without seeming slutty?
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>>14018956
and pony would be bitter and repressed
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>>14019012
This isnt even my name. Or address.

I dunno what to do. Do I tip Scootaloo?
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>>14018958
>infects your dick
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>>14019029
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>>14019029
By being male.

Of course, then they just look like a rapist...
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>>14018221
Pacific Rim was meh.
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>>14019029
they get rid of notions of slutty
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>naming pokemon after ponies
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>>14019042
Pinkie
Pinkie stop
Pinkie we're going to have a sitdown about this
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>>14019035
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>>14019033
That's what consensual sex in the missionary position is for.
That's a freaky position for them you know.
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>>14019068
i name ponies after monsters from monsterpocalypse, godzilla, and other shit
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>>14019058
I want that picture to happen. It would be fun.
>>
I'm putting Pinkie and Dash in timeout
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How does pony ask for sex in the sluttiest way possible?
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>>14019069
Why do you just give her a quick rutting
It'll be fun
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Shipping
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>>14019084
send a reply letter saying, okay i will sneak in your window
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>>14019084
Oh dear...
This must be the letter Cosmo was sending to Sentenal.
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>>14019102
gently sliding a glass rod down your urethra
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>>14019058

What if Megas and The Big O fought kaijus.

Anyone know how big they are compared to Jaegers?
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>>14019084
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>>14019084
....well fuck you too, Applejack!

I'm going to write her a reply right now! The rudest letter ever written! I'm going to write it with my butt and call her Applecrap
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>>14019102
By being Rarity.
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>>14019102
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>>14019107
Ross draw Buffershy.
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>>14019107
oh no

that alien clown is being raped by a robot
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>>14019124
>>14019120
[whore]
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>>14019100
I wouldn't leave those ponies alone together
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>>14019137
>"I am programmed to love mimes, for no one else does."
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>>14019137
beep boop

I am a robot

I steal jobs from american rapists

Blarpa barp
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>>14019107
ross draw sweetie belly
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>>14019139
>purple coat

but she's a whore not a pimp
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>>14018962
>>14019009
>>14019038
Be sure to put [something] in brackets, otherwise I wouldn't of normally checked.
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>>14019069
Suit?
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>>14019124
The only thing I can think about when seeing that image is delitization.

eugh.
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>>14019115
that would make sense if he wasn't avoiding him and keeping his distance
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Winter is coming.

Why don't you have a little pony to sleep with and keep each other warm?
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>>14019166
Be honest, who would actually want to seek out that autistic fuck?
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I fucking hate that fat fucking dancing kid. You don't dance, you're fat.
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>>14019107
Ross

Pinkie attempting to scale a fence and failing miserably

do it
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Pinkie what the fuck are you saying
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>>14019165
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>>14019166
but I thought Cosmo wanted to ignore sentenal. why is he sending him love letters now?
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>>14019164
Pinkie...
This is really awkward but, I can see your vagina.
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>>14019194
I think you looked at the wrong letter
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Fapping to ponies when you're sick and have a high fever is great.
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>>14019141
They're being sent to opposite corners of the room.
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>>14019191
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>>14019178
I would seek him out to give him a hug
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>>14019188
>The fence just bends and folds under her.
>She just ends up walking over the remains.
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>>14019176
>tfw
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>>14019139
[boop]
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>>14019203
Is it like fapping to ponies while you're so tired you're slipping in and out of dreams so your imagination is super strong?
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>>14019202
hate is the highest form of love and flattery. you can't hate if you can't love
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>>14019176
I honestly am very sad I have nothing
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>>14019212
I was thinking of her just sort of stuck on top, unable to push over

But to be honest that is a whole lot funnier
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>>14019176
Mine ran away
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>>14019233
Yeah, each time she gets another hand and foothold she gets closer to the top.
But she hasn't even left the ground really.
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>>14019227
Yes.Just that if you are really sick and having a fever it's a bit stronger than that.
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>>14019197
Labia
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>>14019238
To have Fluttershy of all ponies run away from you is probably the worst feeling in the world.
You might as well kill yourself if Fluttershy of all ponies doesn't like you.
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>>14019230

>the opposite of love is the highest form of love

no
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>>14019192
please stop
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>>14019258
the opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy
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>>14019258
yes.
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>>14019252
Applejack I'm in no mood for one of your raunchy midnight sex ed demonstrations
Pinkie has a problem
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>>14019265
Apathy is an abscence of love and of hate

hate is opposed to love
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>>14019248

I never thought I'd wish for a fever
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>>14019231
Haha, oh anon.

That's what dreaming is for.
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>>14019230
I can hate things way easier and way harder than I can love things.
For instance, drugs.
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>>14019252
horse
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>>14019217
[beep]
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>Type out a post
>Auto post is 60 seconds away
>Well shit, guess I'll get a snack
>come back
>CAPTCHA INCORRECT
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>>14019280
I havent dreamnt in years

Maybe I should just kill myself
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>>14019284
[pringles]
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>>14019279
The best is when you're also very tired , which, fortunately is 90% of the time when you're sick.

Shit's almost like a fucking hallucination.
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>>14019295
>not being 4chan pass master race
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>love and hate are like almost the same man

You're not a homestuck troll, sergal, dark elf mary sue, or yandere anime character
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>>14019247
She'd be on her toes, one leg hoisted high onto the fence and hands grasping just inches from the top.
"H-hey Anon. Can I get a little push here?"
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>>14019295
>poorfag problems
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>>14019303
Yeah. Yeah I actually haven't dreamed for a long time either.
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>>14019295
moot is a greedy jew.

soon you will have to pay to lower the repost time.
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>>14019303
Maybe a psychologist could help you dream more.

They're into that shit, right?
>>
hate and love are opposites in type of delineating types of feelings for someone, though they are on the same spectrum of caring about someone as opposed to apathy and/or ignorance which is opposed to both

hate and love are not exclusive states, though
it is quite possible to hate and love someone at the same time
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>>14019315
you're right anon

i'm a half dragon wolf princess
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>>14019295
>tfw 4chan pass still works at college but only in Chrome
not sure how it works but its neat
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>>14019318
>>14019314

Wait, the pass eliminates the 60 second timer?

Holy shit why did nobody tell me
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>>14019325
No, I'm more into having money
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>>14019320
You did. You just don't remember. While sleeping you have multiple dreams per night.
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>>14019305
Patrick
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>>14019340
>not being a pony wolf princess
pleb
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>>14019295
>type out a post and enter captcha and hit enter without thinking
>it's gonna do that thing again, fuck
>error: you must wait 1 second to post
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>>14019332
oh, fuck off grasshopper
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>>14019347
[rarara]
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>>14019342
It doesn't. You would have just avoid the recaptcha error.
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>>14019315
Celestia says I can be whatever I want.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>14019320
>>14019303
You dream every night, you just don't remember them. There are ways to bring back the ability to remember but I'm just going to let you google it
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>>14018977
>Message
I didn't know that's what the escort service used as a euphemism.
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>>14019342
what, no
eliminates the captcha though
4chanx has an autopost thing so you can queue up your post and it'll go through once the timer's up
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>>14019362
Shiiiiiiieeeeeet
Now I'm gonna have to watch that move again.
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>>14019345
No. It's those black void dreams that seem to pass 7 hours in 10 minutes.
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>>14019342
No, it just stops capatcha nonsense

I still have to deal with the same stupid time that the rest of the filthy commoners have to.
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>>14019362
>>14019378
I sat my mother down to watch this a few weeks ago.
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>>14019378
stram?
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>>14019366
>>14019377
>>14019387

Oh. Well fuck that.

>>14019318
>>14019314

>needlessly spending money
Yeah, that's not what rich people do. That's what starlets and flavor of the month pop stars that are going to be poor and in massive amount of debt in a few years do.
>>
Anyone remember if we usually got the episode titles first or did those come with the synopsis?
And about how many weeks prior to a premiere did we get them?
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>>14019402
Considering the ammount of time you waste over a year, and time is valuable, $20 is a bargin.
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>>14019402
>not budgeting minor expenses to improve things you enjoy
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>>14019366
>paying to avoid an error
The fuck man
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>>14019424
I would've bought it, but the 60 second timer just turned me off.
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>>14019391
did your mom like it?
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>>14019426
>>14019424

>20 dollars to get rid of typing two words

Maybe if it got rid of the timer. MAYBE.
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>>14019426
Fuck you Cloud Chaser
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>>14019402
Moot said specifically it's for people who want to support 4chan. He won't take straight up donations, so he made the pass as a compromise which makes me kinda annoyed when people call him a jew for that.
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>>14019443

I'm sure he'd rake in a lot more money if he fucking opened up donations. A lot of people don't want to spend 20 dollars for something they can do without, but tons of people will throw a few spare dollars his way.

He's not a jew, a jew would be smart and open donations.
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>>14019441
agreed, the pass would probably not be a good investment if you only made one post a year

>>14019442
you too buddy
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>>14019441
That's two words a post. How many posts do you make a day?
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>mess up captcha
>realize you were about to post something really stupid anyway

I wouldn't de-activate it for free.
>>
be honest anon

do you just want to cuddle pony and call her cute like a pet dog
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>>14019453

So nippon discord was pretty good? I missed it.
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>>14019464
No I'm tired of your stupid pony shit
I fucking hate your stupid fucking face and your sister is way hotter
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>>14018401
Yeah I'm still around. Thank you!
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>>14019465
>>14019464

How many words did you guys just type?

If you noticed, you didn't count because typing words is fucking easy and isn't worth 20 dollars to get rid of.
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http://i.imgur.com/YVWsZW5.png

Reposting from last night. I finished it kind of late/early so here ya go.
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How do I clean boop off my keyboard?
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>>14019470
It's all I want
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>>14019478
Fuck you loser
Cloud is way better and I'll fucking cut you if you say otherwise
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>>14019463
I think he's actually thinking of adding value in exchange for improving or at least ameliorating 4chan.

Donations can happen whether you give anything back or not, but unfortunately the pool of people willing to pay anything to remove captchas is pretty small. 4chan's big enough he might need to peg it at $20.
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OK MLPG

You can snuggle in bed with a pony and be all cuddly and shit. But neither of you have genitals and cant do nothing sex. And the pony is Pinkie
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>>14019310
>be sick
>don't feel like fapping at all
>have to go to courses for most of the day
>there's no pony waiting for me at home with warm soup to take care for me and give me a reason to get trough the day

Twilight is one lucky motherfucker. I'd kill to be in her place
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>>14019463
he hates donations on principle and has said this time and time again
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>>14019496
not interested
>>
PONE IS PREGNANT
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>>14019463
What a stupid thing to be upset about
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>>14019491
well pony is very offended
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>>14019504
unf
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>>14019496
I'm fine with the no sex and the pinkie part

but can I aleasty have my genetalia, I sort of value it.
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>>14019504
well it can't be mine

Because I am a virgin.
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>>14019505
I could be upset about someone calling my waifu a slut or something.

I'd much rather be upset about someone being bad with money.
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>>14019469
>make post
>fill out captcha
>hit enter
>WAIT SHIT NO THAT TYPO IS SO OBVIOUS FUCK CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
>QR upload aborted
>fix post
>fill out captcha
>enter
>Error: You must wait 60 seconds before posting again
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>>14019510
She can be as offended as she wants, long as pony wears the collar.
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>>14019470
Kinda.
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>>14019496
do I get my genetalia back the next morning?
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>>14019443
I call him a jew for a simple reason. My ISP got banned and I couldn't post on 4chan anymore. When I asked on the irc channel if it's possible to make an exception for on ip I was told that it's impossible.
Then later 4chan passes come along and well what do you know, if you buy one it bypasses range bans.

I still love him
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>>14019528
pony refuses
pony is leaving
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>>14019487
>applebloom balls
unf
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>>14019470
If I was honest I would probably be put on the same level as ponychan shit so I'd rather not
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>>14019519
>>14019535
ok ok ok

You have your junk. But you are incapable of getting an erection if a pony is touching you or looking at it
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>>14019538
pony can come stay with me
as long as she doesn't mind if I wear the collar
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>>14019528
>How long do i have to wear this thing
>ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᵏᶦᶰᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᶰᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵃᵍ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ
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>>14019516
>>14019535

Gone for good.
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>>14019538
Darn
Sorry, pony.
Are any of your friends into this?
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>>14019538
Pony can't leave, noone knows pony was here, noone will miss pony. Noone will know.
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>>14019487
>implying R63 Sweetie wouldn't have the biggest cock
Shame on you Saine.
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>>14019486
13. Do you know how to count?
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>>14019551
That sounds fair.
Can I swap out Pinkie for Twilight?
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>>14019487
neat, thanks!
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>>14019566

You missed the point.

You get an F, see me after class.
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>>14019567
No.
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>>14019532
This pic makes me hhnggg every time.
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>>14019470
Yeah pretty much. I don't have the capacity for complex emotional relationships, just the desire for companionship.

That's part of why I almost pass for a furfag and can't get enough of waifu shit. I don't care about species or reality because the other party having more emotional depth than a rat is irrelevant to someone that can't even comprehend that dimension of consciousness, and the other party being real doesn't mean shit when you're too much of an autistic psychopath to hold any sort of relationship together for longer than five minutes.
>>
Pony Mon-amie
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>>14019486
But would you donate twenty dollars to 4chan?
That's what Moot is doing, only with the captcha disappearing as a "Thanks, Anonymous."
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>>14019588
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>>14019588
No.
Go away
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>>14019598
Wow, that was really fast
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>>14019576
You never answered my question.

>>14019465
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>>14019597

I'd love to donate to 4chan. It's a shame that he isn't opening up donations, and instead is selling bullshit for 20 bucks a pop.
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>>14019588
How come no one's done a parody pic of this yet?
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>>14019598
>tfw roogna will never fuck you
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Why yes, I am a pony. Feel free to ask for my autograph, just don't try to sell it on ebay.
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>>14019616
so the answer is "no, I would not donate twenty dollars to 4chan" then?
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>>14019588
>>14019618

I want to pet fluttershy
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>>14019610

I don't know how many posts I make in a day.

I know that I do type enough words in one post to make up 20 captchas.
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>>14019629
Fuck that shit
I just want hugs
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>>14019616
Hateanon pls
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>>14019584
there's a pony for that
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>>14019629
...Can I get a better pony like Twilight, Rarity or Sweetie to talk to and ask for an autograph?
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>>14019638
You disgust me.
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>>14019625
What exactly is roogna.
>>
Fact: Captcha has no reason to exist
Fact: Passes and ads have not helped 4chan, user-side.

>60 second posting limit
Thanks for killing dumping threads you kike faggot
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>>14019631

No, the answer is "yes, I'd love to donate to 4chan."

You know how moot won't take donations on principle, so he's selling shit? It's the same thing, but in reverse.
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>>14019629
I don't care that you're a pony. But whoa, are you really that famous pony, Fluttershy?
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>>14019650
nigga fuck dump threads. They are shit.
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>>14019638
I would.
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>>14019649
A shitposter.
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>>14019650
>Fact: Captcha has no reason to exist

You have no idea what you are talking about.

Have you ever heard of anon talk?
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>>14019650
how is your first month on 4chan
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Are you tardy mlpg?
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>>14019646
How would Rarity or Sweetie even respond to you asking for their autograph?
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>>14019650
>Fact: Captcha has no reason to exist

I take it you weren't here when they were implemented? The spam got nearly uncontrollable.
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>>14019666
Hurts storytime threads a bit
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>>14019676
I'm tardin' hard!
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>>14019668
this anon is too swole and hairy to be me

post a shrinkwrapped skeleton hugging fluttershy
>>
5 MINUTES
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>>14019649
You might as well be asking why that Anon really wants a realperson fanfic of Anon getting rubbed down by Chistery
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>>14019666
Yeah dump threads are totally shit
>I don't go to /wg/
>I don't go to /gif/
>I don't go to /d/,/h/ or /y/
>>14019682
>>14019672
Thanks for totally taking what I said out of proportion.
THEY HAVE NO REASON TO EXIST NOW.

How can you possibly support a website who's owner believes "It's okay to seperate a board FOUR times and then complain when it gets really shitty" and "It's okay to make a completely new board for just a show".
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>>14019699
7 Minutes, 7 Minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you
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>>14019707
Something is wrong with Apple Bloom's chin.
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>>14019705
There's a good reason for that though.

He has those hands of his...
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>>14019676
>remember that I have a book due monday
oh yeah...
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>>14019705
do you not want that
that sounds pretty great
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>>14019487
i want to draw something like this
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>>14019716
SHEVA

SHEVA

SHEVA

SHEVA

COME ON
COME ON
COME ON
COME ON
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>>14019670
>>14019672
>>14019682
This is how you properly oldfag.
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>>14019712
If you think you can do better then go make your own site
This has happened and failed miserably before, so you know.

>THEY HAVE NO REASON TO EXIST NOW
yeah fucking right
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>>14019707
I like seeing ponies drawn like horses

although actuall horses freak me the hell out
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>>14019716
I actually enjoyed RE5
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>>14019598
There used to be one of these for Klondike, didn't there?
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>>14019730
I'd probably fuck that horse
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>>14019752

That one is an edited version of the klondike one.
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>>14019750
I loved it, I loved 6 too
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>>14019730
> visible ribs on a horse
> all that smudge effect
Christ I hope there's better out there.
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>>14019747
>IF YOU CAN'T DO IT YOURSELF YOU HAVE NO REASON TO CRITICIZE.
Pass user detected.

I guess you can never complain about anything ever that's beyond your capability to use.
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>>14019712
If moot got rid of captcha now there would be so much spam your head would spin.
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>>14019759
>I loved 6 too
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>>14019750
I didn't mind it since it actually had a mystery aspect to it, even if it wasn't all that scary/creepy.

I'm trying to play Revelations. The monsters with giant worms coming out of their mouths made me laugh too hard to take it seriously, but it has that old survival horror feel of the early games.
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>>14019779
No we wouldn't.
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>>14019766
>pass user
Nah dude fuck that shit
I wouldn't give a dime to moot, much as he's a cool guy
I just know why the capcha is there and what purpose it serves.
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>people who think water is tasteless
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>>14019707
I hope the new Apple family episode has a lot of scenes with Mac and AB.
They've barely ever interacted and I always felt Mac would have a really good relationship with his youngest sister.
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>>14019750
Me too. The campaign was fun, relatively free of bullshit quicktimes, and challenging.

I got all the BSAA emblems, every outfit for Chris and Sheva, all the weapons unlimited ammo, the rocket launcher, all of the characters for the challenge things, and all of the figurines
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>>14019759
>I loved 6 too
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>>14019756
>>14019730
>>14019720
You people are bonkers. You know that, right?
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>>14019790
IT DOESN'T SERVE A PURPOSE ANYMORE.

Moot could easily employ subtle filtering for the entire website that can cut down an amazing amount of spam but he still keeps the captcha.

But how could you defend fucking 60 second cool down? What purpose does this serve?
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>>14019712
>THEY HAVE NO REASON TO EXIST NOW.
Even with captcha to make things difficult, in the past year we've had our Ikaspammer and /a/'s had their spammer, and probably more beside that I don't know about.
Without captcha and the need for any would-be spammer to just sit there filling out captchas if they want it to work there would have been a lot more, and they'd have run when their operators were sleeping, too.
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>>14019789
Why not then?

There was anon talk spam, and then there was spam in the forum of a virus that would infect computers and spam endlessly. If cap were to be taken down you bet your ass at least the virus thing would start up again.
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I think maybe you should give Pinkie a break fora bit
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>>14019792
Distilled water is as tasteless as it comes, although...
I guess it can have a "taste" as in the sensation of it leeching a small amount of salts from your mouth
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>>14019759
I don't play RE but really dude?
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>>14019792
H2O is objectively tasteless
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>>14019810
JUST MASSAGE ME DAMMIT

MY STRESS KNOTS WOULD BE NO MATCH FOR YOU
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>>14019792
water is the BEST drinking liquid, bar none

anti-waterfags should reflect on their lives
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>>14019811
>subtle filtering

Would not work for the virus.
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Oy, guv, I see the way you're lookin' at the horse princess' behind.
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>>14019788
I played Revelations on the 3DS

Despite not being the greatest, or even as close to the old games, it kind of tries to meld the more horrorish atmosphere of the first games with the action style of 4/5/6.

it didn't do it perfectly, but it gets points for trying to.

I recommend no using the scan gun too much, since it makes the game even easier and can remove the tension of being out of ammo on a tight situation.
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>>14019825
This pretty much sums up all of 4chan when talking about video games
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>>14019810
Did that followup thing with braindoctorhorse ever happen? I'm not one of the ones calling for it, but I'll read it after the fact if it has happened.
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>>14019825
I thought it was pretty good, the only parts I didn't like were the LITERAL Crash Bandicoot Boulder Dash sections.

Also ammo can be scarce if you play local Co-op
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>>14019811
>What purpose does it serve?
Because of the rise of the generals lately, it's become more of a chatroom for some of them.
That's not the point of 4chan at all, so that's why he put 60 seconds. Makes for hopefully better thought out posts.

As for captcha, you're just a fucking idiot to not understand why it helps with spam.
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>>14019820
>people were actually dumb enough to save and run javascript from 4chan

that still baffles me
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>>14019838
FUCK OFF YANGUS
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I kinda feel like editing the CMC talent show scene to fit this music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGe8qID9gSs
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>>14019792
People say that bottled water all tastes the same. But they just don't burn enough money to tell the difference, the city water drinking fools.

Dasani the best
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Gitaroo man is and will forever remain the best video game in existence
You can't argue with me when a soundtrack is this good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixV_Mmz2eGE
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>>14019811
what the fuck is subtle filtering
what is it to you
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>>14019838
Yeah? Ya gonna squeal?
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>>14019857
/v/ is full of idiots and children, are you really surprised?
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>>14019867
>Dasani
Isn't it just the shitty non-carbonated version of the water they use for the coke?
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>>14019875
they are buzzwords, he hasn't got a clue what he is talking about.
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>>14019867

>not Poland Springs
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http://derpibooru.org/336401
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>>14019831
They aren't that big. The palm's as wide as an Altoids square tin, they aren't like manhole covers or anything.

Also I'm not a horse, so you probably shouldn't be requesting fanfic of it. Last time someone did, someone wrote a fic of Chistery the futa mare being coached into raping Madmax bound and gagged by Butterscotch Sundae. Christ /co/ went turbo on the creepy shit sometimes.
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>>14019839
I've already been running out of ammo at the start because Jill couldn't hold dick.

At least Chris-mybicepsarealive-Redfield could carry a decent amount.

Also the evade thing seems like it only works half the time.

It's not bad though.

>>14019871
Overpass and Tainted Lovers are forever two of my favorites. 21st Century Boy was pretty catchy too.
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>>14019875
It's a way of saying "I don't know shit about regex and machine learning or the massive amount of time and money it would take to make it work and not block legitimate posts"
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>>14019854
>Better thought out posts
Yeah moot is fucking stupid, there is NO point to this at all.
>>14019875
>>14019886
yeah "buzzwords"
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3743928/stop-spam-without-captcha
http://www.landauer.at/preventing-spam-in-form-submissions-without-using-a-captcha/

I keep posting these websites at every fucking time I can, CAPTCHA does not have a reason to exist on this website
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>>14019891
I remember when we found out you were a guy.
My world was crushed.
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>>14019891
fuck, that sounds great
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What would you do with a tiny Fluttershy?
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>>14019846
No, I've been trying to get the quest written out before deploying it but school projects and some family obligations have gotten in the way. I want to make it a little more expansive than "DO YOU DO THIS THING YES NO MAYBE"

Peaches Prongs at least deserves a little more screen time
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>>14019862

you fuckin wot?
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>>14019871
My favorite vidya is Borderlands

It was one of the best times I've ever had with my friends. I don't really talk to them anymore.
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>>14019901
Gee maybe he could put that time and money to IMPROVING THE SITE!
But that'd be awful, actually doing something for the people who come here, right?
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>>14019867
>Not Nestle water.
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>>14019922

NPCs aren't friends.
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>>14019898
My favorite is Born to be Bone, but I think Bee Jam Blues is the best song in the game.
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>>14019885

Maybe. Who the fuck researches what they put in their body? Anyway, I think Coke would use a pretty decent water.

>>14019929
that's my second favorite, almost tied with first. what's stopping it is the FUCKING CAPS, FUCK THOSE
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>>14019930
The voice in my characters head was his friend, you don't know him!
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>>14019903
Wow it's like you don't know how to read at all

>>14019857
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>>14019906
Crushed by giant Cherno hands?
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>>14019930

check your privilege
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>>14019898
The evade thing is seriously stupid and buggy, so I just mash the QTE fast enough to not get hit.
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>>14019922
I recently finished Borderlands 2. Fun game.

I really empathized with Mordekai's rage.

>>14019936
It caught me off guard and it's darn catchy too. I think I just favor some of the harder rock over the jazz. Not to say it's bad, the whole soundtrack is Grade A. It's just hard to pick real favorites from a soundtrack of genuinely enjoyable songs across the board.
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>>14019903

That kind of code would not work on 4chan.

There have been bots that have you copy pasted other posts from different threads, you can't stop that.
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>>14019928
You know you can email Moot, right? He has a public address.
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pony wants a kiss
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>>14019871
No it's Planetside 1
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>>14019890
I'll never not unf to this
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>>14019964
If Borderlands 3 had randomly generated worlds I would play it forever
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>>14019928
>Gee maybe he could put that time and money to IMPROVING THE SITE!

Do you know anything about 4chan or are you just one of those people who has to be handed fucking everything
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>>14019918
I'D RATHER HAVE RED
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I want to pet this pony
She's way too cute
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>>14019928
He doesn't make money from 4chan, every improvement to the site has been from volunteer work.

Why don't you program it for him? Since you seem to think this is a easy fix and all.
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>>14019980
Unf deer butts unf
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>>14019995
She looks like Fluttershy ate some rainbow paint and vomited on Bon Bon
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>>14019984
Even this http://derpibooru.org/336402?
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>>14020003
you fappin to deers anon?
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>>14019995
is that pony autistic
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>>14019985
I assume you mean 2.

And yeah, I would too probably. I started it up again with New game plus and just....didn't care about playing through the EXACT same thing just to hit 50.
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>twink sweetie belle
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>>14019995
No, autistic ponies probably don't like being touched
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>>14019998
>tfw too stupid to learn programming
Well I guess it makes sense, I am very shit at math.
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>>14020012

Before opening, if it's the futa version, yes.

...

Well whaddaya know!
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>>14019998
if (bot = found)
{
remove bot;
system.out.println("I have removed the bot");
system.out.println("I am also a dumbass");
}
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Moot should embed Cookie Clicker into the background.
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>>14020016
>really-big-babs
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>Ponies in short skirts
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>>14020018
Autistic individuals do like contact, but they have very weird personal rules about it and poor grasp of personal space for others.
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>>14020018
do you like being touched

can I touch you
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>>14020027
I totally would too, just had to ask since it was there
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>>14020025
No way, are you really the guy who was complaining this whole time about how easy it would be to remove caps?
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>>14020016
Updated green text where?
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>>14020046
No.
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>>14019914
Pet her.
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>>14020039

well, if that's what you want
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jake gylenhaal's smiles always creep me out
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>>14020042
I dont know anything about autism so I learned something today
But then again, most of 4chan doesnt know anything about autism so its cool
>>14020040
You may
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>>14020044
I think I prefer the futa version.

Something about that Bab's balls makes it seem like they'd be right at home on my face.
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>>14020015
I've never been able to play through Borderlands 2, one of the people we started playing with always dropped out pretty early on.

I've played through Borderlands 1 several times though.
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>>14020006
That's really mean.

>>14020014
Yes.
She's also adorable.

>>14020018
Really? So if I wanted to, I don't know, hug her she would get angry or confused or both?
How can I express my love for this qt without doing something that will upset her?
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>>14020039
it's short in front
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>>14020061
Can I touch you everywhere
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>>14020064
I just played through it solo.
That happens a lot, unfortunately.
Luckily it's easy as hell to solo the game as Commando.
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>>14020016
unf
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Time to sleep and dream about big-boobied Sugar.
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>>14020055
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>>14020057
It doesn't creep me out, but I don't really like it.

He always looks like he's pity smiling when he smiles. Like you can look at that image and hear "yeah man, that's really funny".

it's a good thing he's a qt
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>>14020064
People told me BL was fun with friends, but I really didn't enjoy it when I played with some pals.
But only one of us was using voice chat, so I don't know if that contributed to it at all.
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>>14020083
unf
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>>14020071
That's pretty hnng worthy.
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>there will never be even a simple pony MMO
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>>14020057
They do?
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>>14020107
>trollface

Maybe that's why I don't like it so much.
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>>14020095
I think 2 people is the sweetspot, everything just gets too easy and boring with more than that usually.
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>>>/v/213804954
>>>/v/213804954
>>>/v/213804954
>>>/v/213804954
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>>14020129
I'm actually playing that right now
Well playing wouldn't be the best word but fuck sleeping
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>>14020129
>animu shit
>not pony
No deal.
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The girl who made the autist pony's other OC is pretty cute too.
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>>14020129
I'm down for humanized ponies, but they really do have generic animu personalities. I wouldn't want to date them.
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>>14020162
Really? How bad is it?
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http://www.xvideos.com/video1981377/newhalfclub_-_eyebrow_-_nymph#569.1
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>>14020175
Not him but it's pretty boring so far
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>>14020162
>looking at it further

Especially anime samefaces.

>>14020175
I mean the ponies themselves have generic personalities. I haven't played the sim.
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Guys my cats on my bed and he keeps trying to eat my cheetos what do

Please hurry
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>>14020129
It looks like shit to be honest. The characters look like generic animu, same bodies and faces with just alternate hair styles. The gameplay made it look like the personalities got changed into extreme versions of tsundere and shit. Meh
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>>14020185
discard the cat
get a dog
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>>14020188
SO like how we do it most of the time?
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>>14020188
>same bodies and faces with just alternate hair styles

This describes FiM perfectly
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>>14020185
Swing it around by the tail and then slam it into the wall.

Is it fixed yet? If not, fix it with a rusty spoon.
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>>14020129
Huh
That's actually an almost completely reasonable sane thread
And I agree with their points about the game.
Generic samey anime dating sim with pony names doesn't really interest me

AJ doesn't even look fit
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>>14020179
meh

here, have what I like to imagine human babs like: http://xhamster.com/movies/68165/short_haired_blonde_fucks_nacho_vidal.html
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>>14020188
>weebs in charge of making believable personalities
>aspies in charge of basic social functioning
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>>14020207
>dog
>grabs the bag and walks off
>could very well rip your throat out
>you're not getting those cheetos back
>pony
>teleports the bag back to her house
>or flies off with the bag
>or distracts you with her butt while she eats all the cheetos
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>>14020185
punch it in the face to assert dominance
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I wish the artist drew more stuff of this pony.
I like it way more than I should.
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gnight mlpg
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>>14020207
I've got two dogs ya mook
My rottie's asleep on the floor
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>>14020243
Night Mew.

Also that Lyra sure looks comfy.
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>>14020243
>waifuing background ponies
>Waifuing someone just because of their looks and not their personality

You make me sick, Mew.
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>>14020218

WOWZA

http://imgur.com/Tqhx1ch
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>>14020242
I think that pony looks pretty shite. And 'awareness' ponies are a stupid concept.
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>>14020243
Dream of being fucked by braixen's disproportionately large pokepenis
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>>14020218
Human Babs would look like a cuban guy?
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>>14020280
duh

DYEWTS
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>>14020266
We even have an autism pony in the cute quest.
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>>14020292
What's cute quest about? I keep meaning to catch up on that
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>>14020292
Cobalt?
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>>14020266
I disagree with you, but you are entitled to your own opinions.
I just wish you could have expressed them in a much nicer way.
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>over 900 replies
Guys, its time to put this horse out of its misery.
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>>14020312
Sorry, I just don't think her design's all that, and feel her base purpose is unnecessary and a bit redundant
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>>14020310
I think he means Brynn.

>>14020307
PG rated shenanigans with the CMC and other ponies, basically.
Lead in to a different quest I hope to run, though the second will have a much different tone.
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>>14020310
Hue
>>14020307
It's on the sub under the quest board.
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>>14020322
First time in MLPG?
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>>14020289
Well she obviously wouldn't be that girl because Babs wouldn't be that soft, she'd be taut and firm and unf.
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>>14020326
i make joke
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>>14020312
>dumb horse OC
>OC
But it's nearly identical to colgate.
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>>14020336

Right, because it's not like she was soft and squishy in the show
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>>14020350
she was so fucking squishy
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>>14020319
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>>14020339
Joke fly over my head.
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>>14020332
No.
But Marker Pony feels bloated and gets indigestion if the thread gets XBOX HUEG.

What did marker pony ever do to deserve that?
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>>14020353
>Eyes clipping through the mane
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>>14020351
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>>14020354
Next time I will make sure to #joke after my post.
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>>14020350
that...that was...but

She just wasn't flexing, she's way better than that
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>>14020363
this isn't even huge by MLPG standards

are you SURE this isn't your first time in MLPG?
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>>14020251
>>14020277
y-you too
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Korra is the cancer killing /co/
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>>14020363
Does that mean that images are like fiber to marker pony?
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>>14020379
If you like tight, solid butts anon, you should stick to Scoots and Applejack and Dash.

Babs is big and squishy tier.
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>>14020384
Mew draw Lyra laying across anon's feet to keep them warm
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>>14020378
Much appreciation, comrade.
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>>14020384
>doge
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>>14020392
And what's Sweetie?
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>>14020378
Anon stop pretending to be me
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>>14020394
maybe remind me tomorrow
have to sleep now midterm tomorrow
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>>14020363
>bloated marker pony
unf unf
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>>14020404
Marshmallow
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>>14020129
>no ponies
>no Ponyville
>nothing pony other than names
>the character designs have nothing to hint to pony except the hair in just two cases

Pass
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>>14020404

soft but tight when she flexes tier
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It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anyone else
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>>14020326
>I think he means Brynn.
Brynn confirmed for autistic
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>>14020384
When did CL draw Lyra?
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>>14020411
Best of luck with that.
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>>14020408
You first.
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>>14020421
>you will never be a pony
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>>14020411
literally hot foxy cock sliding in and out of your midget booty, bumping against your prostate with every thrust sending waves of pleasure through every inch of your body
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>>14020395
Aspirant pls write Flittercuddles
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Rose Tinted Part V when?
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>>14020392
There's nothing wrong with big and squishy, I just don't think it fits Babs' personality. She's a hardass, both literally and figuratively and...figure-atively.
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>>14020341
only in grayscale
she looks awful in color
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I wish I was good at something.

Would pony still like me even if I'm a useless autistic recluse?
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>>14020421
You've gotta define 'being yourself'.
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>>14020446
blame faggots who forced that stupid human fanon shit
>>
Reminder that the MLPG DRAW EVENT is coming up on the 25th
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>>14020451
So... just like colgate
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>>14020427
Aspirant what do I have to sacrifice to get a cute story of Rarity taking care of sick twilight with a bit of shipping thrown in?
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>>14020446
see >>14020375
she literally has a big squishy butt
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>>14020446

But she isn't a hardass figure-atively. She's literally a softass.

It makes sense that human Babs would be too.

>>14020456
Get that sand out of your vagina, anon.
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>>14020456
>stop having fun
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>>14020404
A soft twink with a plush ass
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>>14020458
how dare you
she's a very cute pony
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>>14020438
What? Something like taking the bow out of her hair while she lies on your chest, then running your hands through her mane. As she sighs with relief and snuggles into your chest you run your hands from her mane to her back, taking care to only gently rub the base of her wings to get some of the tightness out?

>>14020460
How long a story we talking here.
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>>14020421
people always say you should be yourself
but nobody actually wants you to be yourself
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>>14020470
Colgate would be ashamed of me
I haven't brushed all day
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>>14020470
She's terrible
Blue is an awful color. Particularly blue on blue is awful.
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>>14020473
Yes.
Exactly like that.
Go on.
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>>14020482
back the fuck up
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>>14020473
Well you know the bigger the better but really it's up to you. Even a small fic would make me happy.
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>>14020461
no

no

dammit no!

no though
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>>14020470
>dog colgate

Is this a meme?
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>>14020491
Oh look. An even worse specimen.
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>>14020482
Nigga I'll slap you so hard that the children you have in a parallel universe will feel it
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>>14020012
What if busty futa Babs decided that she wanted to open up to you?
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>>14020470
>Give DogColgate some greenies.
>Problems solved.
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>>14020470
Oh gosh
Are there any other DD ponies?
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>>14020510
I'm a good listener.

I wouldn't even stare at her bulge.
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>>14020474
I want you to be yourself, anon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEiMkG5p2-M
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>>14020509
But my pony self in a very alternative universe will also feel it.
You wouldn't slap pony, would you?
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>>14020057
>>14020107
He will never not be Donnie Darko.
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>>14020510
would she care to do it over dinner?
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>>14020503
you know what, forget you
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>>14020525
Well see I love pony and all ponies are very cute. But the reason I love pony so much is because their personality. Also ponies can be bitch-ass niggers sometime and deserve to be slapped.
So yes I would slap pony if it meant slapping you.
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>>14020522
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>>14020529
I always think of him as Jarhead before Donnie
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W-what do you mean if I wear socks and boots all day would make my feet sweat and stink?
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>>14020544
You have hooves
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>>14020494
I'm on the case!
I can't give you a timeline on it, but I'll try to get it done for next weekend if possible.
How much shipping we talking here also.

>>14020484
You reach a hand toward the tv remote, ready to put on one of those shows she likes when she bats your hand away tiredly and gently shakes her head.
She looks up at you, a small smile playing across her face before she puts her hooves around you in a lazy hug.
"Just you and me tonight....please."
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>>14020544
You don't have feet
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>>14020540
Any other that aren't bitches?
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>>14020542
I always think of him as the guy from Source Code

lol

Why do people even bother making movies that won't be decent?
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>>14020544
Wow

2 "lel I posted it again" in one post

such efficiency
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>>14020557
technically they're all bitches
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>>14020554
As she wishes.
Maybe she'd like a kiss.
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>>14020544
You know exactly what I mean, EQG was canon.
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>>14020439
Man, if you're still waiting for that - are you some kind of Gargoyle?
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>>14020523
What if that bulge was very hard?
>>14020533
Being attentive and doting over her is her fetish.
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>>14020554
Not that much. Some cute teasing and a peck on the cheek or something like that. Simple stuff, no need to go overboard.

Also thanks a lot
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>>14020544
You have hooves you stupid fucking sack of shit.
Not like that stops you from smelling like a corpse-fucking shitmonger everyday

God you fucking retard
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>>14020572
That...was the joke...
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>>14020569

That's actually not me.

I know every single shitposter ever is one person in your eyes, but your eyes are fucking stupid.
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>>14020589
oh
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>>14020557
You're funny, anon.
I'm super bummed out that's the only DD/pony picture I have and other than the colgate one it's the only one i've seen
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>>14020582

Okay, maybe if she was straining against her pants or something I might peak down every once in a while.

I'd still listen though.
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>>14020540
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>>14020591
Are you saying my eues are fucking stupid
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What's the most MLPG thing you unfed to here?
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>>14020594
It's okay...
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>>14020591
I never said it was

but "unf.jpg"anon was mysteriously absent

amusing to see the other guy pick up the slack
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>>14020557
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>>14020611
I guess marker pony by definition?
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Honestly I'd take a EqG VN over Starswirl. At least I know they are ponies there. Rarity and Pinkie are the worst offenders. There is literately nothing pony about them AJ is also pretty bad
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>>14020615

>>14016398
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>14020611
One of Leth's Hamburger Times.

I felt like garbage after, and still regret it.
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>>14020627
Aw, she's going to have nightmares
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>>14020622
there's that /mlp/ vn based off eg
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>>14020627
jesus christ that pony has a problem
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>>14020611
my darkest shame

https://derpibooru.org/401025
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>>14020611

Yeah, I guess it has to be marker.

Unless fapping to name/tripfags is more MLPG
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>>14020637
I'll say. She has no mattress
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>>14020611
Marker and Gloomy
mostly Gloomy
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A box of dozen ponuts cream filled
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>>14020605
No Anon, you don't understand. Every time someone finds out about her body, they always start to treat her differently. Still being a good friend afterward brings up all that repressed sexual frustration in the hopes that she can fuck and still be respected afterward. Poor Babs can't help it.
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>>14020655
>Pointing out that the Apples are poor.
She just has to win one race, Anon...
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>>14020665
I wanted to fill them with my own cream
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>>14020585
Gotcha.
And no problem, I need to make up some cute quota here.

>>14020574
You resume massaging her back, rubbing the base of her wings before running a hand back up and loosening the knots at the base of her neck, rewarded with a very satisfying sigh of relief.
She closes her eyes, relaxing second by second under your touch as you alternate between massaging her back, neck, and running a hand through her mane once in a while.
A few minutes of this pass before you shift her mane behind her ears, causing her to sleepily open an eye questioningly.
You lean your head forward and kiss her on the forehead, about to lean back when she mumbles something.
You tilt your head to hear her, but instead feel her warm lips press against your cheek. She kisses you firmly, lips lingering for a few seconds before breaking away with a small smack.
You turn your head to look at her, but her eyes are closed again and her breathing deepens. A small smile still lights her face, at least what you can see of it that isn't buried into your shirt.
Poor gal must have had a long day if she's about to fall asleep right on you.
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>>14020662
>not Marker x Gloomy
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>>14020611
I dare not say it because the person might read it.
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>>14020666
Well I try not to stare at girls' junk either when I'm talking to them.

But I mean like if she wants me to touch it or something I'm down.
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>>14020608
I like this but I'm not sexually aroused. I guess I just like the idea of species swapping.

Weird. Maybe I'm a furfag or something

said anon as he closed the folder full of pony porn
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>>14020665
Sorry, all they had left was a half dozen.
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>>14020678
...unf
how has that not been drawn?
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>>14020636
I don't really like the art on that one but it's better than nothing.

Is a pony VN in ponyville and with ponies so much to ask for?

I mean the only other thing we have is Klondork's game. But that's most likely dead.
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>>14020686
We don't draw masturbation.
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>>14020686
It's way too fetishy for MLPG's tastes. We need another hiatus before we can stand it
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>>14020611
probably something futa or loli or otherwise incredibly offensive
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>>14020692
There was one from a couple of months back, but i think it was abandoned.

I say we should do our own, but with fillies. A VN Cute Quest if you will.
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>>14020663
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>>14020712
she's gone too far
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>>14020711
it'll never pan out
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>>14020712
Needs animation
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>>14020711
I've thought of working on one, and admittedly have started learning Ren'py, to effectively make a waifu "quest" for each of the main 6.
Unfortunately the previous attempt died and I don't have the time to put into getting something like that done in any reasonable amount of time.

I hope to one day do something like that before I leave MLPG.
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>>14020723
I know. I mean, a MLPG project actually getting done? Still, just throwing that out there.
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>>14020711
Because the last VN project went so well.
And that would only have 3 routes, one for each CMC. 4 if you include Babs. There's no one else other than that. DT and SS are shallow characters who have only one trait, being bitches and that only leaves Snips and Snails who are almost in the same situation.

but I guess it being so small is one of the things that could actually make it doable.
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>Rubbing Machoke

Yo, this game is kind of weird...
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>>14020671
Pet her head while drifting off to sleep yourself.
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>>14020738
Weren't you writing for something like that a while ago but it never happened?
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>>14020611

some acid greentext
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>>14020744
Dude, I just noted that it would be impossible to do. Just thinking out loud.
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>>14020755
>>14020738

never mind I just read the reply chain
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Christmas soon.
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>>14020683
~~~
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>>14020771
I hate christmas
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>>14020771
>we will get new ponies for Chrsitmas

Just like last year!
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>>14020666
I doubt I would treat her that differently after finding out about her junk

I already thought she had a very nice body
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>>14020777
>tfw you will never open up your presents only to find a brand new pony unwrapped
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>>14020777
Indeed.
>>14020776
Except some Anon's get coal again.
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>>14020773
That text along with that picture are doing funny things to my chest.
Am I dying?
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>>14020773
This is it

My nonsexual fetish
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>>14020782
>open a present
>theres a pony
>unwrapped

I......huh?
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yeehaw
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>>14020776
Me too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XII6f1R1yLk
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>>14020789
>>14020790
do you want to turn into a diamond dog anon
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>>14020790
she's a pretty doge
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>>14020795
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>>14020776
What's it like to have an angry face for a heart, burn candy rather then eat it and to shit on merry go rounds?
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>>14020793
She needs you to tie her bow for her
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>>14020753
Flitter lets out a tiny yawn before adjusting herself a little on top of you. You can't help but emulate the yawn, feeling your own tiredness falling on you like a warm blanket.
Flitter gives you gentle squeeze as you close your eyes, running your hands blindly through her mane gently, slower and slower, until the two of you are fast asleep; A happy couple sleeping on the couch, warmed by their bond and the happiness they share.

And when you wake up, it'll be to a Flitter with a slightly disheveled mane, who looks up at you with a bright smile as she asks for you to fix it again for her.
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>>14020798
I absolutely love how his paw is already inside her
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>>14020799
don't ever make that face again
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>>14020790
I think my nonsexual fetish is fictional violence.
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>>14020793
>unwrapped pony
That must be a bloody mess m8
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>>14020802
But anon, i don't think any of those fit me
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>>14020797
N-No it's just that Rarity is really pretty and that text really highlights what I love about her personality and well she makes a really cute diamond dog and then it makes me think about Rarity a lot and then that makes me sweaty and then my chest starts hurting and I don't know what this all means
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>>14020811
Well she IS blushing through fur there.
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>>14020802
Am I in an andrew jackson jihad song again?

Shit I can feel the depression coming down on me like the ceiling of a trash compactor. It's a goddamn scene from star wars rendered in emotional distress.
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>>14020823
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>>14020793
>>14020816
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYaTa_lOf4
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>>14020811
She can tell him no all she wants, she is taking the knot.
No matter how much she begs, and cries, and eventually climaxes around it.
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>There was a small brony meetup 10 minutes away from where I live
Oh god I thought I was safe
At least they looked normal.
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>>14020834
Just like how ponies are perfectly capable of doing the same
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>>14020834
And a bit of flustered Raridog
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>>14020842
blow it up
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>>14020836
Rarity-sama...
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>>14020855

>>14020836
the is probably the unfest rarity pic i've seen
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>>14020807
hnnng
Of course I'll fix it for her. I'll even tie that cute bow into her mane for her.
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>>14020803
>you get a pony
>It's Rainbow Dash!
>"Hey, Anon! Lets go out side and race a....hey, what are you..."
>You tie a nice pretty bow in her mane.
>"....I'm not really into girly bows, but....thanks, I guess? C'mon, lets go play an-"
>Tie another bow at the base of her tail
>"Hey, knock it off!"
>Shove her to the ground and hold her down
>"Get off of me!"
>Put another bow on each hoof
>And her wings
>A few more in her mane
>Bye the time she over powers you, its too late. She's covered in at least thirty bows.
>Thats as much as ten 3s
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>>14020851
Between dogged ponies and normal ponies, I think I'd take a dog pony

the the humanoid form is more appealing
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Damnit you guys
stop making me want to draw ddog ponies
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>>14020852
There were only 10 persons. And it was in a tea shop...which is also the biggest place to play boardgames in the city. It's not really worth it.
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>>14020823
it means you're falling for the worst character of the franchise
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something for the cross species guy
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>>14020859
>implying she doesn't secretly love them
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>>14020859
>Anon I think we have to talk to you about your bow problem
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>>14020876
Ponies being dragons is my favorite thing
Other things like DDogs are nice and all, but dragons are best by a mile
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>>14020876
I would.
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>>14020842
pics?
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Which pony would you niche fetish?
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>>14020858
You rise, getting her brush and a spare ribbon from her room.
You return to see Flitter sitting up on the couch, stifling a yawn with a hoof. She smiles before moving back over and turning so you can sit behind her.
You brush her mane with one hand, using your other to collect the ends of it and generally keep it easy to brush. Flitter hums to herself while you set the brush aside and pick up the ribbon. Gathering her mane into one long thread of sorts, you pick her usual spot for the bow; Just behind her left ear, but set up high enough it's visible from every angle.
You work quickly; Fingers are a definite plus when tying things.

Soon enough it's finished, and Flitter turns around to give you a big hug, pushing herself into you with her wings before looking up at you, face beaming with a smile.
"You're the best," she says affectionately before kissing you on the cheek again, "But I've got to go meet up with Cloudchaser right away. I'll tell you about it when I get back tonight, okay?"

You nod, kissing her on the head once more, making sure to avoid the bow you just tied. She giggles before letting you go, rising into the air and taking off through a window you learned to leave open.

Life is a little simple with Flitter, but it's something you wouldn't trade for anything.
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>>14020956
pretty much any of them
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>>14020968
Best pegasus girlfriend.
Thanks.
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>>14021000
No problem!
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>>14020956

Depends on which niche fetish

I've got preferences for all of them
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>>14020956
Scootaloo age progression
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>>14021032
is facesitting niche?
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>>14021064
I don't think so.
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>>14021050
>Scootaloo and Babs something something magic
>Scootaloo grows in to a scrawny little waif
>Babs gets fuckin' huge
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>>14021076
FUCK
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>>14021078
Oh god yes
Especially if Babs ends up like this here
http://derpibooru.org/331702?scope=scpe41d2f999fd4b9e316b029a0593a1abdbf7a82368
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>>14021102
I was thinking taller, but I guess that's a good start
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>>14021102
>megasweet
I'm all up for older babs
I'd fuck that like no tomorrow
But eh on the artist
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>>14021132
artist aside
id fuck that depiction of her in a heartbeat
while making a wish that every other artist drew her in this similar vein
>>14021122
maybe even taller
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>>14021148
while we're making wishes lets get weird with it

make her princess-size
http://derpibooru.org/414131
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle the most.
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>>14023383
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>>14023959
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>>14021814


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