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Wings and clouds and rooftops and stuff

Grounded horses need not apply

Walking pony: >>13991506
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>>13995876
> not liking grounded horse
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>>13995910
It's like a g-g-g-host marker
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>>13995891
I like how Pacific Rim directly referenced this scene
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ARON DON'T LEAVE
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>>13995891
the hell is that
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CUTE QUEST JUST STARTING
Meeting pank for the first time!

http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
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>>13995928
>dragging it into the new horse
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>>13995938
Sym-Bionic Titan, nigga.
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>>13995938
It's the USG's alternative to the Syn-Bionic Titan in "Synbionic Titan."
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>>13995914

ground horse is best horse
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>>13995954
>Encountering Pinkie.
We're fucked.
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>>13995914
>not liking princesses more
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>>13995938

THE HAMMER!
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>>13995976
Magichorse master race

Dresshorse best horse
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>this horse is 1 year old
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>>13995954
Crossing my fingers for Twist or Diamond Tiara end, but my hopes aren't very high
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>>13996014
THOSE SOCKS

UNFF
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>>13995914

Is she presenting for us??
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>>13996019
>not unlocking hot for teacher mode
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>>13996014
>Underage horse.
Get that shit out of here!
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>>13996019
>Diamond Tiara end
I tried to fight for it last time
I wasn't going to play this round but now I might
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Videogames?
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>>13996019
>Twist end
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>>13996028
maybe
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>>13995891
Gypsy DANGER DANGER
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>>13996047
i just got a gibus today. try to top that!
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>>13996047
Don't even pretend, Rose
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>>13996051

I do believe that pone is missing something important

He must be looking for it
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>>13996059
I got a shiny female chespin.Nah, not really.
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All of my pokemon's nicknames are music related
Except my skitty who I tried to name Opalescence, but ended up naming it O by mistake


Are you enjoying Digimon, MLPG
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>>13996014

I want to ride horse nonsexually but I prefer horses of the tiny pastel and talking variety.
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>>13996073
is it his wings?

I'm not sure what you're referring to but I bet it's his wings
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>>13996065
I never said I was good. Want to play though?
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>>13996082
>shiny chespin
>caught a shiny taillow
doing pretty well
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>>13996093
YO FUCK YOU IOSE
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>>13996086

No the wings were just a phase

he got over it
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>>13996082
Mine won't arrive until the 18th-23rd because free shipping.
;_;
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>>13996093
Nigga fuck you and your luck
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>>13996093
At this point I'm convinced you're just poke-genning this shit.
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>>13996051

>500 Internal Server Error

Damn it moot.... now where will I go to get saucy horse pics from?
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>>13996049
>not wanting a twist end

nigga fuck your shit
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CHANGE into digital champions
TO save the digital world
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>>13996132

It opened fine for me

just have to wait out 4chans little tantrums
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>>13996113
it's not just a phase!
it's who he really is!
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>>13996054

Wasn't Gypsy Danger one of the names of the Jaegers in Pacific Rim?

Or maybe Gypsy Magic haha yet epic namedrop pun etc I'm not funny

Have a blue moony pony.
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>>13996153
I never watched Digimon, were they subservient to their masters?

Could you fuck one?
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>>13996153
>tfw the new Digimon world will never be localized
>tfw no new anime
Why did Xros have to go to shit in the 3rd season?
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>>13996082

The game is long as fuck. I haven't even gotten to the 2nd gym yet.
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>>13996082
yeah i think it might be the best one i've ever played
i named my pokemon after ponies mostly heh like snowflake and vinyl scratch but one of them i named nyx just to troll people
i love talking about pokemon here, /vp/ is lame and full of tryhards
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>>13996049
Let me guess, you want a generic CMC end?
Stuff that's been done over and over?
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>>13996154

Yep, there it goes, Caramel in classic form.

I wish there was one of these pics around with Gaffer, that new socked and differently colored pony from comic 11.
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>>13996128
How would you accomplish such a feat when it's not possible yet?
It's also much easier to get shiny's in Gen 6 apparently.
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>>13996155
Right, next you are going to tell me that mare thing was a phase too.
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>>13996172
Sort of.
No.

>>13996174
>>13996179
MLPG friendly battles when?
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>>13996164
Thanks for the luna
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>>13996173
But isn't the new anime playig on Nick right now?
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>>13996192
Why can't you fuck one?
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>>13996172

You can fuck them in fanfiction!
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>>13996181
>Not gunning for hard mode and getting SS.
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>>13996184

Yeah, I am not fond of him, I do not like when they apply the weird multi color coats to the magical pastel ponies

He certainly has some art floating around though
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>>13996186
I think that was more of an experiment than anything else
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>tfw rubbing my braxien's crotch and it looks like it's having an orgasm
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>>13996082

>other people got the game today
>package didn't arrive for us

DAMN IT GAMESTOP

please post pictures of the new game...
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>>13996228
>please post pictures of the new game
>>>/vp/
>>>/http://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/
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Would pone play with 3DS or 3DS XL?
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>>13996196
The new anime ended in Japan ages ago and it's just now getting dubbed.
The first two seasons of Xros are really good, though.

>>13996204
They don't have genders so they don't have vaginas or penises.
Yes, I know, some of them look female/male and have breast, but they are genderless.

>>13996228
I seriously cannot believe I, and other people, sat outside of gamestop for hours to get a pokemon game.
I will never come to terms with this.
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>>13996194

I have mostly saved Celestia to my laptop though. What's your opinion on Rainbow Sunbutt princess?

I sort of feel like trying to draw a humanform version of her.
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>>13996208
Twist is Dante Must Die mode, bitch.
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>>13996246
XXXL so they can press the buttons
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>>13996246
2DS, she finds the 3D effect lame and gimmicky
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>>13996248

So you could have intercural relations with them?

I could thrust between Renamon's fuzzy thighs to orgasm, is what I'm saying?
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>>13996246
pony wouldn't waste her time with shitty hardware
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>>13996261
>2DS
>any year
what a dork
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>>13996212

Oh.

Well it's okay not to like the same things I like.
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Wow, this is actually adorable

http://oglaf.com/performance-anxiety/
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>>13996249
I like that princess very much
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>>13996249
She's alright sometimes. Her humanizations can come out awesome, so i say go for it
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>>13996264

Intercural? That's a new word for you Twilight Sparkle... what's it mean?
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>>13996264
I mean, you could, but it's not like Renamon is the hottest Digimon or anything.
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>>13996295
thighfucking, basically
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>>13996295

Twilight wouldn't spell intercrural wrong. I'm ashamed.

>>13996302

Now we are gonna fight.
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>>13996279
>MLPG finally gets laid
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>>13996302
sometimes it's better that way. Renamon would be absolutely no strings attached, and it's thighs would probably feel great
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Horses can read books now
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>renamon
>not Gatomon

PLEBS
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>>13996307
How can you think she's the hottest when Mervamon and Lilithmon exist?
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>tfw you go to draw and you have to turn your tablet upside down because the buttons get in the way and then turn on the settings for left-handed mode

god damn it Wacom... why couldn't you just fucking design this thing not to take up the entire damn desk?

I miss my old Graphire already....
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>>13996348

Because if I wanted to fuck humans, I wouldn't be fucking Renamon's thighs.
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Renamon looks like a Sergal.
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>>13996368
i have a feeling this sentence would come up during one of your "intercrural" sessions with Renamon
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>>13996382

sergals are hot when you get past the whole elongated prehensile clitoral hood thing
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>>13996382
other way around considering what was made first
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>>13996382
i think you could turn a sergal into a really nice ushanka
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>>13996409
>elongated prehensile clitoral hood thing
>not hot
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>>13996409
Is that actually 'canon' for sergals??
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>>13996430

Yep!
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>Renamon
http://exhentai.org/s/c6bf957aea/551117-2
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>>13996430
Yes, especially General Raine or whatever
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>>13996430
yes
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>>13996344

my nigga of all niggas
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>>13996398
I hope it would make her feel less weird about a cock between her thighs
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>>13996382
>sergal
it feels like i saw my first picture of rain silves on 4chan yesterday
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>>13996438
>>13996447
>>13996450
And here I thought that was just one furry artist's shitty interpretation of what sergals have...
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>>13996446

>Linking that
>Not https://e621.net/pool/show/730

I've fapped to both, but still
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The sub's autoupdater is acting funny if you are in cute quest you may need to refresh.
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>>13996482
>interpretation
Trancymick created sergals
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>>13996482
well, they were made by some guy in furaffinity that cannot english
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So many things on the internet are pony, Rule34, or (God forbid) pony Rule 34. I couldn't even google "Renamon" without pony and r34 in the first few images. Can we just nuke the internet now?
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>>13996537
why did you google renamon in the first place
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>Renamon
http://rc.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/77349/Conception
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>>13996537
>hurr I don't like thing so we should destroy thing's content delivery system
just enable safesearch you faggot
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>>13996550

Really, he should've searched it on e621
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So it turns
out my friend does have a crush on me
She's coming over tomorrow night
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>>13996344
I love you anon
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>>13996557
I don't have enough reaction images like this

someone help me out for future endeavors
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>>13996570
of course she does, Luna
everyone loves you
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>>13996570
Give her the ick. Go ahead
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>>13996570
blog updated
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>>13996558
>safesearch, a magican shield that can protect me from autism and sonic OCs
yeah no
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>>13996570
Where can I follow your blog?
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>>13996579
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>>13996617
You'll only find it if you're looking for it.
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>>13996638
Hi present. Tell me why you exist.
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>>13996557
I fucking love sparrow

Someone in his gallery is a chubby renamon with a horse, but I can't find it right now
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>>13996638
oh boy I hope Renamon's thighs are inside
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>>13996638
Holy shit a talking box.
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>>13996638
What's inside you?
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>>13996557
Sparrow is the fucking best.
I think I fell in love with him the day I saw that Noriko picture he did.
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Crap, Twist or DT, who should I push for?

Both could get really interesting depending on how long the quest goes
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Do you think we're just gonna get that one episode based around Applejack this season? I'd like at least two...
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>>13996638

Derpy, get out of that box

that update is over with
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>>13996651
i remember seeing him on /i/ years ago, when he still did that thing with the elf OC. the oldest one i can remember is the one with the gorilla
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>>13996638
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>>13996670
>Twist
>ever
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>>13996677
>Episode about a boring pony
>Two episodes about a boring pony
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
You're lucky she even got TLR even though it's a 6main episode
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>>13996287

It's okay... I think the feet came out too big and I fucked up the wing position royally.

http://i.imgur.com/31V5DzY.jpg

Hands are too big too. Bah.

This is why I don't draw humans.
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>>13996685
Think of the cute possibilities
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>>13996682
Um... I'd rather not.

She seems fine the way she is
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Ziggy Stardust diamond dog surrounded by mares and diamond dogs while making out with femrover
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>>13996670
DT.
or SS.
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>>13996677
Pretty sure we will.
I'm more hopeful for some solid Rarity episodes since she was snubbed so badly in S3.
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>>13996682
This is a bit backwards, but sure. Is there a better horse inside?
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>>13996670
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Careful Derpy! If you act too retarded on the show, they'll pull you off! I know you don't get as much screen time as the rest of us, but try to stretch it out over a few episodes
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>>13996682
Nah, you do it.

I'll watch
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>>13996682

Open her up!
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>>13996682
>opening pink horses
>2013
Captcha: chills dntrepe
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>>13996693
I'm more worried about the ankles, but I think it came out okay
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>>13996682
You're a very strange box.
That also sounds potentially harmful to the pink pony, I'd rather not.
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>>13996682
i'm fucking sick of your shit Pinkie
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>>13996682
This is a Yotsuba B. or "Burichan" Board Mr. Box ( Yotsuba Blue),
It is not suited for gore, pornography, or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) content!
If you wish to open up this pony Mr. Box, please go to a board that is NOT Yotsuba B. or "Burichan" board.
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>>13996682
i don't have any keys.
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>>13996682
That's not renamon's thighs at all

return to sender
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>>13996682
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>>13996752
but because of rule 15 we can't open this pony on any other board! Not even /b/!
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>>13996782
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>>13996782
OPEN THE BOX
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>>13996782
o-open her legs f-first
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>>13996409

OH GOD THERE IS A WIKI FOR THESE THINGS

http://goldring.wikia.com/wiki/Rain_Silves
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>>13996782
There's a crease in her mouth, rip 'er open that way
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>>13996670
TWIST OR FULL CMC END

Or Brynn for cute colt lovin'
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>>13996693
it looks nice
>>
I wish I was a slutty griffon
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>>13996817
OH GOD I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF PUSHING FOR A COLT

Sadly that's even less likely then Twist
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>>13996409

> When she becomes of advanced age one of her children, fathered by an enemy general she had raped, staged a coup, and it’s said she stepped down willingly so that for all time it would continue to be said she had never been defeated in combat. She spends the rest of her life under house arrest, described as living like a happy beast in a zoo, imprisoned but content.

>child
>fathered by an enemy general she raped

WHAT

HOW DOES THEIR REPRODUCTION WORK??
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>>13996821
>slutty griffon comes to mlpg
>slutty mare throws her a welcome orgy
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>>13996836
Time travel, apparently.
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What Pokemon are in your party?
Ralts
Fennekin
Fletchling
Pidgy
Skitty
And Bulbasaur for me
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vagina edition
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>>13996446

Why is Renamon mentioning ponies and breaking the fourth wall here?

My cognitive dissonance meter is into overload.
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>>13996859
cock version when?
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>>13996859
>no mareteats
>vulva not plump
it's okay I guess
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>>13996851
Currently leveling Caterpie, Fletchling, Scatterbug, Chespin, Zigzagoon, and the rabbit.
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>>13996851
Helioptile
Furfrou
Braixen
Wartortle
Honedge
Floette
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>>13996859
Noice work...whatever happened to endii?

Does he still pony...did he even watch all of season 1?
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>>13996557
>http://rc.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Sparrow/77349/Conception

This...

This is beyond my powerlevels to fap to.
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>>13996880
MSOB drove him to suicide
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>>13996859
8/10
vulva could be puffier
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>>13996906
what did he do, did he like endii's OC?
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All I want is to cuddle with Renamon
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>>13996782
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>>13996880
He's dead, Jim.
He did finish all of pony though.
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>>13996920
did you know there's a whole board where it's appropriate to discuss her and all of her weird monster friends?
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>>13996851
Pikachu, SpewpaFrogadier, Bunnelby, Beedrill, Charmander
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>>13996929
>vore

I'm ok with this
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>>13996929
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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>>13996932
It really sucks that we don't have a digimon board
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>>13996782
>http://i.imgur.com/31V5DzY.jpg

I thought the box looming closer was a knife and the bow was the handle....

This anon has successfully manipulated my expectations already.
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>>13996932
There actually isn't; so guess what?

You're fucked.
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>>13996946
>>13996953
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/fchan/
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>>13996929
Is it just hammerspace inside of Pinkie?
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>>13996877
>>13996878
>>13996938
Did you nickname any of them?
Did you give any of them pony names?
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>>13996929
How'd she even fit in there?
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>>13996982

I'd link to /q/, but people got tired of bitching so it's gone.

Maybe you should take a page and leave?
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Pony threw your resume in the trash
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>>13996833
doesnt have to be
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>>13996932

..... /v/ ?
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>>13996985

>>13996878
here

In same order:

Sunny
Croissant
Morgan
Big guns
Flesh wound
Dew Drop
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>>13996994
It wasn't particularly good, I'll be making another one soon.
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>>13996982
I love how you're focusing on Renamon when there's loads of Pokemon discussion around you.

fuck off retard
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>>13996985
>not nicknaming your pokemon
No pony ones yet.
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>>13996929

What the hell did you do to get her inside you in the first place, Pinkie!?
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>>13996929
unf
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>>13996992
>4chan
>Ever getting tired of bitching
moot just got tired of hearing the same shit
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>>13996985
I was doing a playthrough earlier on mlpg/the sub

I only nicknamed the bug "Dix"(dicks isn't accepted), and Beedrill is WaffleMcSwag. THANKS GUYS
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Roll for ponut circumference
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>>13997038
>tfw missed it
I'm pretty sad now.
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>>13997034

I kind of miss /q/ a lot of threads were pretty funny and it kept a lot of the meta recursive shitpost threads off the main boards.

/a/ and /co/ were shit yesterday because a power tripping mod or janitor just went around deleting threads willy-nilly then people made threads whining the threads were deleted and those were deleted too and .... yeeeeaaah...
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>>13997038

>WaffleMcSwag
Might as well name the rest "XD", "Spork" and "Penguin"
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>>13996851
Kang
Kodos
Bart
Lisa
Doom McKill (charmander)
Moe
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>>13997038
>wafflemcswag
You can use more than 10 characters now?
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>>13997038
>no mega beedrill

gf why
why gf

and did scizor seriously need a mega form? piss off with that shit
he looks amazing at least
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>>13997058

You forgot Stormageddon.
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>>13996929
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>>13997054
>I miss /q/
Said no one sane ever.
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>>13997063
Smile?!
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>>13997064
It's up to 12 I think now.
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>>13996859
>"Yous better be careful down there, I haven't changed since the last match"
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>>13996859

2lewd
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>>13997075
w...what is going on.

This is great keep it going.
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>>13997058
It was mlpg's idea, honest

>>13997064
12
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>>13997075
Beautiful.
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Why is it so much more fun to discuss things I don't like than to discuss things I do like
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Thanks Renamon guy now I can't get this out of my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZ4sF2zQ50
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>>13997075
PINKIE YOU BITCH
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>>13997076
I don't miss /q/, but I recognize that it served as an outlet for whining.
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>>13997075
Damn man.
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>>13997088
Guys, when are we going to battle?
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>>13997111
When I beat the E4
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>>13997102
Not a problem.

now it's in mine too
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>>13997075

Pinkie Pie has a very disturbed imagination, doesn't she?
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>>13997102
Why would you listen to that when you have
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCMgx7T-QcI
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>>13997111
You are a NIDOQUEEN
nuh nuh nuh
ONLY 17
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>>13997111

oh damn that gif

s-stop making me a pokephile... that's wrong and immoral
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>>13997102
>>13997137
Stand back plebs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpGZwYzDls
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>playing pokemon x and y
>wander into cafe
>"Oh anon you should really check out the boutique!"
"You should try the Fedora! It'll make you look more mature!"
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>>13997122
She's very creative
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>>13997160
I was laughing so hard at that you have no idea
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>>13997137

Damn, I don't think I ever saw the Digimon movie. Is it any good?
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>>13997075
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>you will never
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>>13997160
fucking

dropped
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>>13997160
Rara, you look a little woozy
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>>13997170

What's your friend code anon?
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>>13997176
Them thighs too small to fuck
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>>13997158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhw9wXJz4E

No, screw you.
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>>13997192
0860 3749 1944
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>>13997166

Never be creative!
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>>13997198
Where there is a will
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Wow, the mods don't joke around.
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>>13997213
im dying
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>>13997172
It's sorta decent, but the problem is that it combines like two-three Digimon movies from japan to make one full movie for the western audiences.

So unless you know your things about both Digimon 01 and 02 it might not make much sense.
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>>13997213
even non-pony MLP related stuff gets banned
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>>13997198
Who needs thighs?
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>>13997213

What's an intra-4chan raid?
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>>13997233

Why wouldn't you want thighs?
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>>13997239
a raid inside 4chan, like /b/ raids /v/
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>>13997213
>that "mods are asleep, post ponies" ban
I smiled
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>>13997239
exactly what it sounds like
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>>13997251
/b/ pony bans are nothing out of the ordinary.
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>>13997227

Oh. I guess I'll pass and pick up Summer Wars instead.

>>13997233
>those adorable big paws and boots

I just realized why I love Taokaka so much... I'm really looking forward to that BlazBlue anime, I hope it doesn't suck...
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>>13997192
>>13997208

also you would need to post your friend code as well. Both players need to have eachother's to become friends
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>>13997253
s4s is too lel
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>>13997213
>that fucking /fit/ picture
>tfw you'll never get to see it now

;-;
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>>13997266
>I'm really looking forward to that BlazBlue anime

I'm not.
BB is fucking awful in terms of story and mediocre in terms of gameplay.
Half the cast is terrible personality wise save for maybe 5 characters.
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>>13997243
I prefer cute chubby tummies that you can tickle and pet all night long.
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>>13997253

>>500 Internal Server Error

.... I guess 4chan is being hammered pretty hard and the servers are still trying to recover...

Out of the regular pony cast which one do you think would be most likely to try to start a rebellion to take down the establishment or system and why?
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>>13997275
/fit/ has the worst taste in women.
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>>13997285
it has squirrel tits tho
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>>13997287

So just stuff Renamon, anon.

Then you can have both.
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>>13997287
Why does she have a rape whistle
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>>13997307
I can see how someone with a bad taste in women may think that
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>>13997213
Whoa, when did "Keep /pol/ in /pol/" get added to Global Rule 3?
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Why does Fennekin make lewd faces when I pet it?
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>>13997285

Is Taokaka one of the five that isn't terrible?

I've never had the pleasure of playing the game but I've seen the ending CG with her and the little kittens and I really love it even though I have no idea of the story behind it.
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>>13997309
Did I mention I really love cats?
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>>13997175
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>>13997331
she wants the dick
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>>13997336
MY TOYS!
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>>13997336
PINKIE PLS
STAHP
DON'T EAT YOUR TOYS
IT'S UNHEALTHY
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>>13997309
>stuff Renamon
http://i.imgur.com/g3ryiIz.jpg
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>>13997331
Don't pet bunnely's crotch

I'm dead serious
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>>13997336
NO PINKIE NOT FOR FOOD
BAD PINKIE
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>>13997319
>liking freakish muscle women
>not chubby big tit master race
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>>13997310

>rape whistle

I don't think that is what that is for.
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>>13997336
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>>13997333
Well that's a different story. I guess it's okay to prefer Gatomon then.

>>13997351
>Strikeanywhere
Pig disgusting.
that's why I love him
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>>13997362
I prefer a combination of the two, myself
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>>13997332
Yes.
Along with Tager, Bang, Arakune and Makoto.
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>>13997351
>Semen shooting out of her nipples
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>>13997208

I think I've added you, I have no idea.

Mine's in the email field
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>>13997368
It should be.

I'm having trouble not trying to rape my computer monitor right now just from looking at her picture.
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>>13997370
Pank u guna choke
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>>13997310

How do you even rape someone with a whistle anyway? It seems like it would be kind of hard to do.
>>
>cute quest
>ask Applebloom what kind of books she likes to read

I SWEAR IF THE ANSWER ISN'T "Books about apples" OR "I can't read" I'M GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT
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>>13997362
>liking smelly cottage-cheese ass
>not delicious tight buns that you can bounce a quarter off of
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>>13997351
LK pls
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>>13997386
worked, you may also want to check out the 3DS thread in the sub.
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>>13997370
>Attempting to destroy evidence.
T-t-thats illegal!
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>>13997376
Also size difference is UNF ass all hell
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>>13997338
I really think it does.
I'm scared and I think my pokemon is trying to seduce me
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>>13997305
It depends on the cause. I'm sure Fluttershy could stage a good coup if something traumatizing enough happened. I can also somehow see Rarity helping her
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>>13997333

Are there people on this planet who don't love cats?
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>>13997401
>Not pressing the vent to her clit
>Not blowing and getting her off with the oscillating air flow
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Remember when we pretended we weren't furries?
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>>13997420

Thanks anon.

How do I message you outright though? You've got Y, I've got X.

We should trade sometime.
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>>13997438
I'm not a furry.
I just like furry porn and follow a lot of furry artist.
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>13997370
>>
I think moot broke the image server in the recent maintenance

thumbnails aren't loading half the time and full images take too long to load

What does he even do with all the jewgolds he gets from advertising and passes?
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>>13997336

I don't like where this is going.

Pinkie clearly is a vore fetishfag in this universe.
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>>13997438
My spirit animal is an attorney from Brooklyn.
I think hes a Jew...
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>>13997424
saine pls

Size difference is pretty great. It's better when you're smaller, though.
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>>13997441
I don't think you can easily, nintendo is really dumb when it comes to that kind of stuff
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>>13997370

Is she going to ... puke them back up or spit them back out?

oh god why am i am emetophile i am literally worse than a vorefag
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>>13997435
Yes, and they're worse then hitler.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMwsZHT37eY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMwsZHT37eY
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Fennekin reminds me of Zoe Trent
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>>13997438
I'm not one.
It's all I can do not to tell them to take this shit discussion elsewhere.
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>>13997438
Yep.

I've been a furry for a long while now, so this is a nice atmosphere.
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>>13997459
Everything is working just fine.
Perhaps your computer is breaking?
Have you tried dumping some electricity into it?
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>>13996220
> not experimenting with being a woman
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>>13997458

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

>>13997396
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I fucked your waifu with my futa marecock
I also took pictures and I won't show them to you
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>>13997458
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>>13997473
>only one hitler
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>>13997411
Fat is the worst fetish.

Fat fetishists should be medicated or exterminated or something

For the sake of future generations.
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>>13997458

>she swallowed it

NO PINKIE DON'T!!
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>>13997493
Pank was rushed to the hospital later that evening
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>>13997425
>pokemon giving me lewd looks when I pet them
>friends nicknamed me Big D

I got this
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>>13997424
I really need to do more pictures with this

they dont even need to be sexual either right?

just one being so much larger than the other...
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>>13997493
Pinkie, you are going to spoil your appetite now.
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>>13997496
Now anon, don't be like that.

A curvy girl is really hot in fiction.
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>>13997438
i was in a game with some people from steamchat and 1 guy jokingly said lets roleplay. then everyone started ironically unironically roleplaying, like getting really into it.

what surprised me was how into it and good they were at it for only doing it ironically.
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>>13997490
I waifu myself. What now?
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>>13997496
>Fat fetishists are breaking into homes and fattening our children!
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>>13997493
WTH PONK
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>>13997493
Pinkie no!

Those dolls are made of lead paint!
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>>13997475

......bronypandering shit
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>>13997468
I'm not Saine

I could go for being either, honestly.
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>>13997524
you could be making money off it missy
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>>13997519

Fat acceptance has made obesity rates skyrocket, though.

No mandatory gym, kids being suspended for calling a fat kid fat, etc.
>>
WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU GET TO THE 2ND GYM HOLY JESUS
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>>13997516
Wanna fool around Anon?
Ironically, of course...
It's not gay if its done ironically.
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>>13997496

shhhh
shhhhshhshh

http://25.media.tumblr.com/928f6e70bdf816cb1b3273f9fefa2ed4/tumblr_mul57q643V1s238yko1_1280.png
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>>13997535
>another drawfag that likes vore

I'm ok with this
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>>13997496
fat is the worst fetish in the normal fetish tier i agree.

but below that is the extreme fetish tier and there is a long list of things worst than fat
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>>13997516
>ironically unironically

Wait...
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>>13997496

you are the worst fetish anon

I still love you though
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>>13997535
Alright, I kinda agree. Shortstacks are pretty damn hot.

I'd still rather be smaller, though.
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>>13997493
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>>13997539
>Fat acceptance has made obesity rates skyrocket, though.
A movement not even 10 years old is responsible for a proliferation of cheap high-calorie foods even as the standard Western lifestyle becomes more sedentary?

That's amazing.
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>>13997517
I fucked you in your sleep
I got to experience it all and you felt none of it except the 250ml left in your colon
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>>13997519
Perhaps not, but they do reproduce and spread their disgusting, faulty genes to their children.

They're creating a future of sloth and gluttony.

There are a lot of things that the bible gets wrong, but they got those two sins perfectly correct.
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>>13997539
THANKS, OBAMA!
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>>13997545
Saine really isn't THAT big into vore, he's not against it though

And I'm not a drawfag if thats what you were >implying
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>>13997544
Is that LK?

I love the way he draws chubby scaley girls, holy shit
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>>13997539
Pretty sure the ease of living through technological development and the rise in cheap fattening foods might have juuust a little bit to do with it
Maybe
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>>13997559

>A movement not even 10 years old is responsible for.... the Western lifestyle becoming more sedentary

That's correct! You get a banana sticker.
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>>13997538

That implies I'm ready to put effort into stuff!

I need my battery backup/power strip from the other place so I can get my main PC set up in the bedroom. Most people want porn not artsy pieces and my laptop is very underpowered to be running Photoshop and Flash and gives me a warning it runs hot. Until then, I'm stuck doodling in MS Paint, Autodesk Sketchbook or SAI.

Ah, the joys of running older tech with newer software.
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>>13997557
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>>13997519
>The only way you can defend them is to set your windows higher!
>And instal steps!
>Know your risk of fat fetishism related terror.
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>people on IRC going on about the pokemon stuff too

there is really no escape

I just wanted to pony
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>>13997580

no but he just posted it
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>>13997573
But Michele Obama is an anti-childhood-obesity advocate.

Obama is fighting fat acceptance.
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>>13997575
That's just what saine would say
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>>13997557

Is she... going to eat Dash?
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>>13997596
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>>13997605
What starter and gen 1 start would your favorite pony choose?
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>>13997605
Well then stop fucking avatarfagging and talk about pony, you fucking shitbag
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>>13997580
>>13997606

>read "is that YOU LK?"
i've been ponying too hard
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>>13997539
Fat acceptance is a RESULT of high obesity rates, not the cause. Go yell at Monsanto and McDonalds.
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>>13997586
Well that and food science is literally geared to gaming the parts of the human brain that says "OH FUCK YES CALORIES OM NOM NOM"

You think it's a mystery that Ruby Tuesday has mega-fattening sauces when there are alternatives? It's because focus group after focus group veer to the most fatty delicious sticky treats across all kinds of demographics. When people think 'satisfying meal' it's the meal that most satisfies, and by and large that's something that would keep us from starving later.

We're at an uncomfortable stage in human evolution where we'd probably get by with eating once every day or two but most of the West can get fed three times a day. Our tastes haven't changed to suit.
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>>13997626

also fat fetish isn't something exactly new
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>>13997615
He's asleep right now
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>>13997612
That's what they WANT you to think!
INSIDE OF THEM ARE TINY, BUT RALLY, REALLY, FAT ALIENS!
ALL YOU SEE ARE THE SUITS THEY CONTROL!
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>>13997605
>i dont have ds
>sick as shit of everyone talking about AC and pokemon
>i get ds
>now i want to talk about it

i apologize for being a part of the cancer
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You know what every developed nation needs back?

Home economics
Mandatory for everyone in primary and high school
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>>13997626
McDonald's isn't even that bad for you past the sodium, it's the wolfing down huge meals and washing it down with a large Coke that's doing the damage.

Plus the not doing anything physical afterwards.
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Would you hug a Gatomon?
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>>13997605

Trust me, I feel your pain since MY POKEMON GAME DIDN'T ARRIVE TODAY LIKE THE PHONE CALL SAID IT WOULD.

Fucking false advertising man... got my hopes up and everything.
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>>13997626
>monsanto
don't get me started

>>13997638
a fetish and acceptance are not the same
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>>13997649
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>>13997619

>pinkie saying fucking

my disbelief is suspended

this is out of character for her
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>>13997657
Well the fries are bad. but that goes for most fries, not just Mc D's
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>>13997619
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rolling for surprise
have a pony
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R-Rara sama!!
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>>13997580
>I love the way he draws chubby scaley girls, holy shit
>bottom heavy
>no tits
>all boners
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>>13997659
You going to summon Satan at Gamestop now?
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>>13997657
The Coke and the added sugar in the bun do more to harm insulin resistance and fucking up your body's hunger response than any amount of fat in the burger itself. You could eat a steak with candied carrots and wine and do far less damage to your body.

Also for that matter McDonald's sodium is only that sky-high in America. In every other market it's far less, in no small part because the salt lobby isn't nearly as large in the EU.
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>>13997670
>tfw 500 error
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>>13997673
We haven't opened the pony yet
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>>13997638
In some ancient civilizations being plump was actually considered the ideal of beauty.
Because it showed that you were able to feed yourself sufficiently in a time when eating wasn't as simple as walking down to the grocery store.
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>>13997605
>tfw all i have is gen v
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>>13997637
>we'd probably get by with eating once every day or two
how? One 2k calorie meal?
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>>13997691
moot needs to fix his shit
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>>13997605
sometime soon it's gonna be the same with AA5

I hope this will be my safehaven then
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>>13997649
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>>13997649
>home economics

Isn't that just cooking? I agree, every single person should learn how to cook.
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>>13997700
GLORIOUS FEAST!

>Not eating a single stick of butter to satisfy your caloric intake.
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>>13997683
more ponoes when?
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Cute quest Spike ending
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>>13997690

Exactly.

>giant anti-fat movement that started a while ago
>removing fat from foods make them taste like shit, add tons of sugar
>suddenly obesity epidemic
>people still think fat makes you fat

someone should really get on teaching Americans about nutrition
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>>13997689

Does summoning Satan involve calling them up to yell at customer support over a phone uselessly then meekly going "oh..... okay...." when I get a representative calmly explaining there may be delays in shipping?
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I want /fit/ to leave. You don't have a license to be an asshole to someone just because they are fat. You're not doing it for their own good, you're just doing it because you want to assert that your body is more socially acceptable than theirs.

Also fat acceptance has nothing to do with fat fetishism. Just look at Ross, who hates IRL fatties.
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>>13997637
If there were some way to bypass the feeling of hunger, though
We can eat a really satisfying and calorie-filled meal that could sustain us, but if our stomach is empty later it's gonna throw a fit regardless of how many calories you've actually consumed
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>>13997723
>>13997690
>>13997657

For anyone else interested in this kind of stuff:
youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

Will get you up to speed.
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>>13997720
Working on it, boss!
Have a Pinkie Pie to keep you occupied while you wait.
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>>13997683

>I'm going to use this pony as a bolo!
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>>13997736
>already up to speed
>telling me to get up to speed
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>>13997718
Cooking, nutrition, cleaning and budgeting mostly
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>>13997617
>>13997671
>>13997692
you didn't follow the whole story...
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>>13997750
I knew you were, I was just saying for anyone interested.
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>>13997736
>Up to speed.
>Liten to this shitty 'informative' video about the dangers of sugar!
>Eat more corn, kids!
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>>13997758
it's too late

we are enemies now
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>>13997708

AA5?
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>>13997723
It's funny that health class in high school teaches more about doing drugs rather than actual health.
Not to mention gym classes in school is almost non-existent.
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>>13997766
Ace Attorney 5

I heard it's coming out in euro in 10 days anyway or something
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>>13997762
You are a retard.
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>>13997762
Corn is one of the main things he talks about... how fucking bad it is for you.

Why not watch the video before throwing it off as some corn lobbyist shit.
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>>13997727

>>Ross hates IRL fatties

another reason to dislike that fucker
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The 3D in pokemon X/Y is pretty terrible
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>>13997751
Yeah those too. Every single person should know those things.
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>>13997777
Can you give me a quick tldr on the video?

I gotta jet and I'll prolly forget to watch it later
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>>13997772
I'm pretty freaking hyped for that.
I just need to get a 3DS before it comes out!
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>>13997700
Basically eating until you're full on some high-fat meat and greens. It's not that hard getting through one day with little or no food, and at one point food was probably scarce enough even with pretty good gathering skills we could manage it.

We have fat storage at all because there's little or no assurance an organism will have anything but starvation, so surplus goes to an intermediary that can be accessed later. The trouble is our bodies still interpret much caloric surplus as something that MUST be stored as fat, and we're fed so often in calories well above what we need for a desk job or even light exercise it's almost a foregone conclusion a large fraction of us will get fat.

The real trouble is, well, everything in our brains says "EAT THIS YOU DUMB SHIT YOU MIGHT NOT EAT LATER" even though a box of Cheese-Its probably has enough to keep you alive for like a week, you eat the whole fucking thing. Even the things that you can intuit with the fullness of your stomach now has an explosion of calories either through frying or doping it with sugar or more fat.

As much as it's easy to say "just eat fuckin' less," it's startling how many things are nowhere near 'filling' but dripping with calories. Somehow we've gotten to the point we have food that doesn't at all scale with our hunger instincts.
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>>13997727
I'll be an asshole to them if they think diet pop gives them the right to a whopper
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>>13997781
As of this exact moment, that is the one and only point in his favour.
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>>13997791
>tldr sugar and anything high carb is shit for you
>HFCS is probably worse for you
>America is fucked
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>>13997753

Oh. What did I miss?
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>>13997769

we learned about performance enhancing drugs, teen pregnancy, and how to stretch before athletic activity in my health class.

D.A.R.E. is the thing that shoved anti-drug shit into my head.
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>>13997809
>No mention of the evils of salt.
The fool could have saved them...
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>>13997496

That's why you don't actually chase after fatties in real life and instead you romanticize all of the best parts in fiction.
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>>13997819

Salt isn't evil, besides causing water retention
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>>13997809
America basically just can't be trusted with anything that has any carbon in it.
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>>13997816
>D.A.R.E. is the thing that shoved anti-drug shit into my head.

That fucking talking police car, man...
It totally did cocaine.
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>>13997815
a lot
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>>13997831
and fucking up the frame of your car
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>>13997727
>Ross who hates IRL fatties

Really? Every time I hear something new about the guy my face gets confused and a little bit angry
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>>13997819
It's true that our salt intake is way too fucking high on average. On the other hand, a LOW sodium diet isn't appropriate for anyone but certain heart patients, and even then it's debateable.

Just stick with a guideline that isn't forwarded by the American Heart Association and you should be okay.
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>>13997824
I like that Spike...
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>>13996851
Absol
Sylveon
Snorelax
Braixen
Ivysaur
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>>13997824

It's a shame you don't fucking romanticize any of the good parts.

>fat, ugly thighs
>cankles
>no fucking feet
>small tits
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>>13997809
oh and also

>other fucking countries are starting to adopt our diet

>fat babies everywhere from baby formula that is stuffed with HFCS
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>>13997803
Having poor food choices doesn't make them a bad person. You can't project someone's food choices over their entire personality.

Are you saying you don't have any fat friends?
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>>13997842
>tfw salt damage like crazy on my 15 year old car
I hate michigan sometimes
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>>13997725
tell them you want to cancel your order because you're going to go pick up a physical copy
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>>13997851
hey mew
did you ever draw big pone cuddles? I just didn't wanna miss it if you had
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>>13997831
If you eat too much salt you will DIE.

>>13997846
>Trusting an association who represents an organ that can attack you.
That's like taking camping advice from 'bears for responsible forests'
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>>13997253
omg i was about to make that thread but i cant because my image was so big, and another anon did it for me, i got saved but loss a friend for a whilw
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>>13997863
fucking WNY here man
dat lake effect snow.
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>>13997858
There's this girl who I work with that's alright. She's kinda cute.
My whole family is full of blimps so I kinda get annoyed when they complain about being fat and then buy tv dinners all of the time
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>>13997809
>HFCS
I have never understood why America thinks this is an okay thing to put in your body. Is it that hard for them to grow cane sugar?
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>>13997824
But what if a fatty came on to you?
A nice, outgoing, well-kept fatty who's only health problem was the 200lbs of fat in her waist, hips, butt, and tits?
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>>13997879
It's because the corn industry owns America
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I wish skinnyelitist would go away.
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>>13997854
Well no, the formula itself is doused with really shitty sugar derived from HFCS unlabelled.

Though - fun fact - Mexico has one of the very highest rates of obesity, with China taking up the reins too. Go figure that excessive gluten intake from rice AND an upswing in red meat makes for way, way more calories.
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Never did I expect to see the day when MLPG would reject a fatty pone

It makes a grown man cry
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I eat healthy and exercise so I can splurge on candy after Halloween and not feel guilt
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>>13997673
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>>13997883
>200

sickening.
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>>13997873

who are you friend?
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>>13997885
Big Oil
Big Tobacco
Big Corn
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>>13997875
Dude
Snow is fun as hell to drive in but that fucking salt man
It's like putting your car through an acid bath
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>>13997851
tell me how to do ame or whatever bullshit, I want a sylveon
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>>13997892
Anon, you're crazy.

Fat pony isn't disgusting like real fatties, I'd love to cuddle up against pony's gently gurgling gut.
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>>13997910
>Even the corporations are fat.
THE HORROR!
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>>13997887
>tfw skinny but not skinnyelitist

Just eat whatever you want man I don't even care.
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>>13997885
>Katia_Humans_Sure_Like_Corn.jpg
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>>13997883

I still wouldn't date her. I prefer tall, lithe women in real life.
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>>13997910

Weed being legalized would kill the tobacco companies

that's why it'll never be widespread
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What would pony's favorite candy be?
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>>13997903
can't a guy post using a name without getting waterboarded for information
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>>13997921

W-would you still make love to me even if I'm a bit buxom, anon?

I'm ashamed of my pudgy belly and hips ... I-I'll pretend to be a pony if you want...
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>>13997934
You're a disgusting man.
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>>13997897
Run, Dash! It's a bomb!
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>>13997950
He just has preferences when it comes to women.
That's like calling someone disgusting for not wanting to date black women.
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>>13997942
I will make love to you, f̲e̲m̲a̲n̲o̲n̲
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>>13997939

but uh... I don't recognize you.

I took my name off to ask because I didn't want to sound rude because I didn't know who you were... MLPG regularly picks on me for not being "in the know"
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>>13997950
>You're disgusting for having standards.

Fuck you, I'm sure there's plenty of human things you wouldn't stick your dick in.
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>>13997942
I don't know if I could ever go for pudgy guys.
Girls on the other hand...
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>>13997942
Unf. Sure thing.

Just wash the cheetos stains off your fingers first.
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>>13997971

>he has magical underlining powers

I'm already impressed. So uh... whatcha wearin'?
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>>13997936
Actually they're making overtures to the growing firms that already have state and Federal permits

They really, REALLY want in on the medical and legalized marijuana markets, and if they back many individual firms they don't violate the terms of the permits, ex. "only 40 plants"
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>>13997897
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>>13997964
Yeah pretty much this. You can't blame someone for their personal sexual preferences. It's not like they get to choose that shit.
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>>13997964

Actually... that kind is gross not to date outside your race.
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>>13997871
no
havent been drawing much and i dont even have my tablet right now

>>13997916
First, you need an eevee with a fairy-type move. If you catch an eevee that is level 19 or lower, there's a good chance it will have Baby-Doll Eyes. If not, level up your eevee until 29, where it learns Charm. Next, you need to get max affection pokemon amie. It takes forever, but basically you have to pet it until you get hearts a few times, feed it, pet it again, do a mini game, pet it, feed it again and repeat until you get 5 hearts. Then just level it up. It took like 45 mins of petting to get it
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>>13997995

Oh, well that's good.

I actually don't care about evil corporations, because they'll most likely have no impact on my life and will still be around after I'm dead.

I just want pot legalized.
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>>13998004
PINKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>>13998016
thanks
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>>13998004
>Pinkie between Dash's legs
unf
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>>13997991

I ... I don't eat cheetos!

.... That much... because no one buys them...

Someone get me a shovel, I'm gonna start digging myself a hole because I knew better than to spoilertext in a fetishy night-thread.
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>>13998016
arrite thanks
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>>13998006
Tumblr is amazing, because half of the trans activists get all kinds of upset that straight guys don't want to fuck trans women and/or bio lesbians don't want to fuck trans women and/or trans men

So yes, they do exactly that like all the time

110% of the time, maybe
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>>13998004
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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>>13997994
A button up plaid shirt over a stained white t shirt with olive green slacks, white socks, and brown discount shoes...am I making you horny, baby? Am I?
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>>13998004

Yeah, I definitely missed the beginning of this. What did Dash do to piss her off?
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>>13998004
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>>13998004
Pinkie no! Leave her alone!
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Fat people are disgusting.
>hurr durr fat shaming
This isn't tumblr, this is ponies

Fat ponies are morbidly depressing and to see a happy pony unable to jump around and move is even more saddening.

Anyone who likes them has the right to enjoy it, but it isn't right.
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>>13998012
How?
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>>13998016

>45 minutes of petting

jesus that thing needs as much foreplay as a girl
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>>13998071
>>13998075
I don't like where this thread is going
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>>13997470

Hey, Y anon.

Do you want an Australian Vivillon?

I'm still early in the game but I was considering catching a few for trading.

It's modest/compound eyes.
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You guys sound like you are good at feeding yourselves. But do you feed your cats and dogs right?
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>>13998094
I don't have those ;_;
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What are some racist names for Earth-Ponies, Pegasi, Zebras, Gryphons, and Unicorns?

Mud-ponies are a given

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F67JhKT5bxU
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>>13998066
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>>13998093
sure, you can keep it as a scatterbug though, it will keep its australian blood
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>>13998059

Not sure if you're teasing me or if you just came back from work...

Either way, though I don't usually go shopping at this time of night, we should definitely go on a date to get you some nicer clothes, preferably a dressy blazer and pants and something that flatters your figure. Is your skin light or dark?

I'm trying to think of what kind of color would suit you if you already wear earth tones.
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>>13998117

mud pony

bird brain

bone head

you could come up with a billion
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>>13997950

So wait, I'm disgusting for wanting to plow any decent looking fatty in fiction, but if I'm not selfish enough to have my desires carry over into real life where I'd be prone to encouraging women to fatten up or stay as they are, I'm disgusting?

Makes no goddamn sense.
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>>13998083
its really cute tho and you get to pet it in battle and stuff <3
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>>13998117
Feather heads
Bird fuckers

Ziggers (I got nothing)
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>>13998094
One of my two cats will only eat dry food and Land O' Lakes thin sliced Black Forest Ham. Her name is Princess.
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>>13998016
>havent been drawing much and i dont even have my tablet right now
there goes another one.
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>>13998092
I'm just curious on that anon's stance on this issue. I think it's odd to say someone is disgusting for having certain preferences in females/males. I'm not trying to start /po/ shit or anything
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>>13998012
>dating outside your race.

Zebra's and ponies don't have relationships, why can't the human races understand that it is wrong.

Celestia wouldn't allow such race mixing of ponies.
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>>13998153
I know you're not, anon. I know. But these things have a way of getting out of hand.

Looks like we're too slow for it to get out of hand though
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>>13998124

It's already a Villon, I've been using it. I haven't even beaten the second gym.
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>>13998120
Did she make air holes?
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>>13998152
relax anon, im just not at my usuall computer
hence no trip
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>>13998071
It's only a bit of extra weight, Anon. She can still jump around with her friends when she wants to.
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>>13998164
she looks like shit
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>>13998164
I still don't like babs seed, I hate the little back stabbing bitch's accent.

ALSO THE BITCH MADE SWEETIE BELLE CRY.
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>>13998164
is this a new kevin Babs?

God DAMN I love big Babs, and I love kevin.
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>>13998164
She doesn't look all that big to me.
Look at how huge that hand is!
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>>13998168

Oh and uh, what do you have to offer?
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>>13998176
No one will ever make me love fat ponies as much as Envy.
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>>13998168
>tfw was 11 hours in before beat second gym
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>>13998176
Not enough to lose it's added weight, fat ponies are morbid.
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>>13998144
>I'm doing them a service
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>>13998149
Dry food isn't ideal. Your cats will get much less water(even though the drink, it still won't be enough). Kidney stones are always a risk to cats without enough water and will lead to a very painful death.

What dry food do you feed them?
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>>13998205
You're morbid.
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>>13998197
> forgetting exposed breasts
> again
Aw shit this is how people get banned
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>>13998216
No I'm healthy and so is my mare.

Fatty
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>>13998227
Most people who post lewd have dynamic IPs, anon.
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>>13998176
hmm i wonder how fat pone would look in this style
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>>13998196

I keep dropping the game to dick around in Terraria because soft resetting my starter/event/genwun starters really got old after awhile.
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>>13998208

I sure am, and that doesn't make me any more special than the millions of people who are concerned for their relatives or friends' health. Let me say right now that I'd rather the people who the fatass actually cares about try to handle the situation first, I'd never just intrude on a stranger and tell them to shed the weight.
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>>13998244
> mfw I don't so I try not to
> Still post delicious realistic Kevin big babs anyway
> keep forgetting the breasts
Life is suffering
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>>13998145

mewball don't you do this to me as pent up as I am you nigger

you owe me horse porn or sexy pokemons when I get the ability to fap off again
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>>13998261
Oh, well you should be more careful, anon.

nice breasts though
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>>13998127
The white kind of skin you get from working the graveyard shift.

>>13998212
Shitty Meow-Mix. She drinks a lot though, and she eats a lot of the lunch meat we buy especially for her, but she's refused all types of canned food.

>>13998117
Dirt-farmers, air-heads, stripeys, sky-pussies, dildo-heads
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>>13998278
>I get the ability to fap off again
Have you been losing sleep lately? Poor sleep is of the greatest risk factors in erectile problems.
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>>13998153

You know what? I can't defend it, I just think it's super gross someone wouldn't date someone purely for superficial reasons like weight or race.

I'm sapiosexual so that's going to have a lot to do with it. Make fun of me if you want for using a big Tumblrite word but I think intelligence is the sexiest attribute you can have.

>tfw you typed the captcha, click it by accident and have to retype it again...
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I wonder what happened to those anons that were trying to be friends.
Are they erping right now in some private chat? Are they playing video games with each other?
Or are they still being awkward gay and cute?

I need to know.
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>>13998319
IT'S BCS
SHE CAN'T MASTURBATE BECAUSE SHE'S WITH HER FAMILY

AND MEWBALL IS GOING TO BEND OVER LIKE THE BITCH HE IS AND GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS
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>>13998337
they're bɘb
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>>13998349
> can't because with family
Just putting it out there, but
There are these things called showers
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>>13998353
How do you get those backwards d's?
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>>13998363
Her family is poor as shit and all the locks are broken
>>
Cute quest still running.

We are about to chat up Silver Spoon

http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
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>>13998313
Lunch meats won't do much for that. There are tons of vitamins and minerals that cats need that aren't available in meats prepared for people

meow mix is especially bad, I'm pretty sure the first ingredient for that is corn, which should be nowhere near a cats mouth.

>>13998168
I can wait then if you are using it, I don't have a scatterbug on me from my area.
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>>13998337
They are in a private chat right now.
With Sent pounding on the door demanding he be included.
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>>13998380
What does that change?
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>>13998278
>drawing lewd
if i had the time to do that i wouldnt be pent up either
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>>13998319

>erectile problems

oh anon you're so cute you keep on thinking I have a dick

the problem I have is that girl bits are stupidly complicated and it's hard to get oneself off unaided without being extremely dedicated
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>>13998164
it would be pretty hot if babs grew up to be a big pony like Macintosh
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>>13998337
We added eachother on steam, talked about some non-lewd stuff, vidya and whatnot, and there hasn't been much else.
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>>13998412
>girl bits are stupidly complicated and it's hard to get oneself off unaided without being extremely dedicated
That might vary by person
Because half the women I've been with can get off inside of like 10 minutes
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>>13998388
>"LET ME RECORD YOU!"
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>>13998363

I wish my shower came with a complimentary pony cock toy too.
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>>13998329
I feel where you're coming from
I try not to get hung up on on things like race, weight, etc when it comes to things like that. Appearances are important to me, but only in a dressing well and proper hygiene kind of way.

I wouldn't call someone disgusting for not wanting to date out of their race if it's just because they don't find the features of a certain race attractive. It's just something they're not into. But you are entitled to your own opinions.

Have a pony.
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>>13998385

I guess I'll have to post in the mlpgco thread.

I've been avoiding it for some unknown reason.

Should I keep it to the 3ds thread on the pokemon thread?
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>>13998442
Rediv
Rediv please
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>>13998449
for pokemon stuff i'd go to the pokemon thread
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Next Month: We find out if Scootaloo is disabled, or just a late bloomer.
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>>13998465
IT'S

FUCKING

BCS
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>>13998388

fuck I laughed

good one anon!!
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>>13998481
> BCS and Rediv are the same person
Please no
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>>13998385
Got it. I'm takin' the question all the way to /an/ then
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>>13998481
rediv is fucking BCS?

unf.
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>>13998426
No matter what, everything about you two seems really adorable.
>>
10

foot

acid
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>>13998406

Fine I'll draw some for you later... but you have to remember to collect on it. Or something.

Even though I don't have a name on. I didn't think this through......
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>>13998511
>not 7 foot
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>>13998511
and her smelly, smelly boots
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>>13998465
Why is Red so hairy?
I wanna not get bothered by it, it kind of throws me off.
>>
pony doesn't want to frighten you, but there's a monster at the end of this book
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>>13998436

yeah... well ... fuck them they have it easy and shit. Actually anon is probably right, sleep deprivation results in being horny yet exhaustion makes it more difficult to cum even in females resulting in sexual frustration.
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>>13998522
> hairy
... How do you know this?
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>>13998481
IT'S

FUCKING

ZOMBOY

http://youtu.be/p6eER7elUPs?t=1m6s
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>>13998511
Acid will never stop being the dumbest thing to ever come out of this fandom
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>>13998523
Good thing I'm an American and have a gun

I proceed to magdump said book
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>>13998442
i wish i could afford a horse dildo and the shipping cost
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>>13998505
Thanks I guess?

The conversations were kind of a private thing though, wouldn't want to go into detail, but I'm kind of helping him with things

Not those kinds of things, anon, but for you? I could help you with anything~
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>>13998522
Red's hairy?

FUCKING
UNF
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>>13998535
If you actually believe that then I can only pity you
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>>13998511
ten
foot
babs
seed
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>>13998529
That seems possible. The nitric-oxide cycle gets screwed up and that's common to both men and women.

It's not something you want to hear probably but regular exercise seems to correlate well with positive self-reports of sexual satisfaction according to a piece in the Journal of Sexual Medicine a few months ago.
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>>13998523
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HYNnZFFXd8
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>>13998543
>but I'm kind of helping him with things
...
Are you giving him hot glue tips?
Are a-are you two...scrapbooking?
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>>13998511
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3689ed7b05bda3dc15c99191ce5e7714/tumblr_mug65vADth1ra5gfio1_1280.png
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>>13998558
> babs seed
http://i.imgur.com/hHgDp1O.jpg

Ten feet of this would be pretty good.
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>>13998541
>have a horse dildo but never use it
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>>13998552
>tfw Scotch Irish body.
>Don't need to tan, come with a wooly red coat.
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>>13998533
Oh Dooks
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derpy is a very unsavory pony
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>>13998553
I've just never seen anything that tops "giant anthro pony with a German accent, club inside her ass, and a radioactive green dick that spews addictive cum"
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>>13998511
pleb
>>13998589
what size
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>>13998591
are you rediv, anon? if not you can put your wooly body away.

for now
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>>13998568
No, nothing like that. Believe it or not I like making people feel better about themselves, I like to give advice and help with problems.

ERPing is a nice bonus, but it's not what I like doing best
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>>13998448

that is a beautiful pony
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The best feeling ever
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>>13998612
Demons are for ripping and tearing.
>>
So the Red Sox are three outs away from being no-hit by the Tigers.

>Red Sux
>>
>Chrysalis tries to conquer the Crystal Empire
>challenge her to a game of puzzle block stacking
>if you lose, she asks if you'd like to try again, or go to the level select
>if you win, she withdraws her army, and surrenders, no questions asked
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>>13998640
Fuck off Ross
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>>13998612
>pleb
>posts that shit
every time
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This is all I think I can do tonight, Anon if you're still here. I plan on working on it a bit tomorrow, probably tweaking Rumble a bit.
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>>13998504

That sounds like fun...I should call her up one of these nights... girls are sweet in bed but I'm always the shy one because it's been so long since I slept with a girl I'm afraid to make the first move.
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>>13998543
> I could help you with anything~
I'm not really good at ERPing so I don't know if I'm the kind of guy you're looking for.
Still, it's really sweet that you're helping out some random person you just met. That's incredibly sweet.
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>>13998610
then you're either new or aren't looking hard enough
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>>13998570
I like macro, but I hate futa. Acid is confusing to my boner.
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>>13998638
>this will never be finished because mewball drove off kraut
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>>13998514
yes pls
throw it to me on tumblr or something
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>>13998673
Solution: Learn to love the cock
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>>13998576
ten feet of this might be a bit overwhelming though
http://derpibooru.org/231218
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>>13998660
We don't have to ERP, I enjoy just having friends
Also, I like most kinds of guys honestly, as long as you aren't a massive douche
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>>13998659
Don't be afraid

You're gorgeous.
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>>13998670
Tell me something dumber.
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>zigfilly follies

ITT jokes you got much later after hearing them
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>>13998701
b-but it's so lewd! I don't think I can.
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>>13998722
fuzzy ponies
self insert inflation deviant art ponies
caterpillar
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>>13998610

Addictive cum isn't creator canon
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>>13998657
what is happening?
did he just finish doing her?
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>>13998657
What are they doing back there?
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>>13998722
http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/
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>>13998755
I don't know, I still think Acid is by far the dumbest thing ever.
All those things you mentioned are really stupid, but Acid is a special kind of stupid.
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>>13998768
Looks like raspberries happened.
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>>13998649
Its sad that he literally has no friends in real life or on the internet. I cant name another person here like that.
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>getting that silver spoon route started

aww yea
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>>13998755
Woah woah woah, I make a good distinction between fuzzy ponies and fluffy/furry ponies.
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>>13998660
Sorry if I scared you away

I'm used to that...
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>>13998657
I'm here, and it looks fine.
I'm going to need something with best filly since we're going to mess up her route on Cute Quest.
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>>13998792
i don't have friends in real life or on the internet
no one would want to associate with a creature as unsavory as i am
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>>13998800
I hope it ends with spooning
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>>13998612
medium
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>>13998787
then you're just a biased fuck
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>>13998792
I fit that.

I'm just really shy ok?
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>>13998800
CobalTwist otp
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>>13998831
I like that Aspirant basically said "Fuck no, she isn't even IN this class."
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>>13998831
Fuck Twist
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>>13998831
>implying she is ever going to come out of the background.
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>>13998831
I will be sure to sabotage you every step of the way
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>>13998826
I'll be your friend, Anon
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>>13998768
>>13998780

The idea was that he's telling funny jokes. Y'know, bonding with a new friend.
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>>13998853
Because a true true friend helps a friend in need!
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>>13998800
>implying we won't blow it
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>>13998853
No thanks. My heart starts pounding if I talk to someone.
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>>13998871
Got to be in it to win it anon.
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>>13998873
That's adorable
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>>13998845
>she's probably on the playground section with slides and swings and being obscured

We could have easily said "check playground"
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>>13998711
Making new friends is fun. If you don't mind talking to a shy guy I'd totally be up for being friends.
Steam id is in the e-mail field, but I probably won't be able to add you until tomorrow since I'm heading to be right now.
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>>13998879
I say we should use her to get to DT
I meant, that's the whole point of even talking to her right?
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I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE IMAGE ERRORS
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>>13998867
Oh geez.
How would Scootaloo react to this new development?
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>>13998824
Is it really being biased? I love futa and inverted nipples and anthro, but Acid is just way too dumb for me to like.
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>>13998891
We could have also beat our skull into the bench SS is sitting on.
We could have done many stupid things.
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>>13998927
What? No!
Even if we DO go for DT, it'd still be nice to be friends with SS.
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>>13998939
>that's all dumb
>this is special kind of dumb
the fact even the author of it recognizes it as a joke and you cannot is saying something
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>>13998873
I used to be the same way, you just need to try one conversation to get it out of your system.
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>>13998939
because small creatures with the intelligence of toddlers being tortured for the amusement of psychopaths is a little bit worse than some macro fetish fuel
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>>13998935
Pounces Silver Spoon and round 2 go
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>>13998935
Obviously she's going to be super-cool with it and become best buds with Silver Spoon.
She might have to get ready for Bitchfight: Round 2
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>>13998932
This
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>>13998935
>Scootaloo says a joke.
>Nothing.
>It even caused SS to stop mid laugh.
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>>13998986
She wasn't even doing anything bad!
Rumble would pull her off of SS in like 2 seconds.
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What?

Is your version any better!?
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>>13998972
I can see it's a joke and it's not meant to be taken seriously, I just think it's incredibly dumb.
I would understand if I called it awful or insulted everyone that liked it, but I'm just saying I find it dumb.
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>>13999004
>Rumble goes to help.
>Remembers Thunderlane saying something about breaking up these kind of things.
>Sits and watches.
>Still can't understand why Thunderlane cheered this kind of thing on.
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>>13998992
OH GOD THE AWKWARD
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>>13998932
what does nginx pony look like
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>>13998823
oh. why don't you use it?
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>>13999066
like a server
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AWWWWW YEAH, CUTE QUEST JUST TOOK A TWIST
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>>13999046
I feel like you've said the same thing before in the past though
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>>13999126
unf
>>
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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>>13999126
would it kill you to keep it in that thread? i don't remember celestiafags being this obnoxious so early
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>>13999126
>Tiaraquest is going to be damn near impossible
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>>13999136
AND STEAL YOUR FIANCE
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>>13999162
Deal w/ it
It's pony
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>>13999129
I've called it dumb before.
But it's just my opinion. If you like it and get enjoyment from it more power to you. I ain't gonna sit here and try to get someone from enjoying their fetish no matter how dumb I think it is.
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>we now have "goofy swing buddy" status with Twist

IT'S A GOOD START
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>>13999126
>Did nothing with it.
Suck it, Twistfag!
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>>13999178
BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
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>>13999099
It takes too much preparation and I'm not very good with it
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>>13999066
Well, for starters, she'd have to wear a ushanka with a red star.
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>>13999200

The thing is that you didn't just call it dumb, you called it the "dumbest thing this fandom has ever produced"

and I think you should see >>13998978
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>>13999208
We're SWING BUDDIES now

That's ONE STEP AWAY from "Friend" status
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>>13999200
You like to backpedal, huh
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>>13999204
Bullshit.
We didn't even use the swings to cross chains and get all tangled, only to unravel and fling ourselves into the poles!
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>>13999211
oh. i wouldn't know.
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>ded last horse
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>>13999245
Not even close to swing buddies.
>>13999253
THIS is swing buddies!
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>>13999243
I did. That's my opinion. I think it's a lot dumber than fluffy ponies.

>>13999251
It's what I do best.
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>>13999286
Let's forget that thread ever existed.
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>bcs and rediv talking to eachother about dildos in mlpg

I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THEN THAT, REDIV
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>>13999292
>used to be

When did you stop being beautiful?
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>>13999333
Well then you seem like a goddamn imbecile in ever definition of the word.
That's my opnion.
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>>13999333
You like that shit, huh
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>>13999333

Let me get this straight, you think a macro futa anthro creature is worse than torture porn for grimderp teenagers?

get fucking lost, creep
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>>13999301
That's swing buddies 1.5, we just leveled up to that today and we'll be sitting on the same swing tomorrow
>>
mangneto drew aeris in the caturday thread

just in case anyone cares
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>MLPG argues over what is okay to like and not like because that shit totally affects them
>holy shit what's a filter
>I don't fucking know
>stop liking thing it means you're an awful human being with at least 4 serious mental issues and a permanently fucked up brain also you're fat and ugly
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>>13999446
nice link
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>>13999477

You know where it's at, that should be enough.
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>>13999446
>caturday

Went from zero to not caring in under one word.
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>>13999465
>implying it's arguing over what is and isn't okay to like

It's arguing over fluffy ponies NOT being worse than Acid. Which they totally are for anyone with half a brain.
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>>13999509

I'm surprised you didn't lose interest at Aeris then, seeing as she's a cat.
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>>13999370
I'll live.

>>13999395
Not really. I didn't care much for it back when you guys were doing cute things with it and I kind of ignored it all when it became what it is now.

>>13999407
I think one is dumber than the other because Acid is such a ridiculous concept. Teenagers being edgy isn't anything new. You can't go five seconds without seeing some kids using shock-humor (if you can call fluffy ponies humorous) on the internet.

I don't know why anyone is getting this worked up over this.
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>>13999465
You can like whatever, but it probably doesn't belong here in the first place.
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>>13999534
I stopped caring for VG Cats before Scott got trolled so hard he shut down the forums.
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>>13999538

I'm getting worked up because you're a goddamned fluffy pony fag.
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So, MLPG. How troublesome do you think it would be if the Apple Parents came back?
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>>13999538
>I don't know why anyone is getting this worked up over this.
Because you're close to defending fluffy ponies

Imbecile.
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>>13999538
It's because you insulted their fetish.
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>>13999587
>green
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>>13999587
Very. Only way they could be more canon dead is if it showed their funeral.
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>>13999538
Are you from fucking /b/
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>>13999605
learn to read
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>>13999587
Why is that a gi-OH GOD
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>>13999611

You got a problem with green?
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>>13999623
Grow a thicker skin.
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>>13999647
it's not a creative color
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>>13999611
Green is a vry common color for the apples.
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>>13999587
Z-Z-ZOMBIES?
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>>13999670
You're right let's just get creative and make a new color
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>>13999647
Green is not a creative color.
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>>13999663
>>13999623
>>13999605
get over it losers
>>
acid is gross and pathetic, and you're gross and pathetic for liking it
fluffy ponies are disgusting and pathetic, and you're disgusting and pathetic for liking them

actually that applies to all furry porn and doubly so to fapping to ponies so most people here are awful human beings by the standards of the outside world
>>
>>13999587
Pretty hard to explain why the fuck they weren't there.
It could always happen, Twilight's brother who is very close to her and captain of the royal guard and married to her babysitter who is also a princess wasn't mentioned until the S2 finale.
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>>13999587
Get away from her Apple Bloom
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>>13999670
>>13999702
What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>13999587
OH MY GOD

EYES BEHIND EYES

I LOVE IT
>>
>pony's family member shows up
>outed as a changeling
>it turns out they were always like that
>pony is half changeling
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>>13999692
Not quite.
More like ghost changelings and child-snatchers.
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>>13999707
Stop defending fluffy ponies, then
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>>13999587

LITTLE APPLE GET OUT OF THERE!
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>>13999702

that is because its an apple color
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>>13999568
If you say so.

>>13999592
>Because you're close to defending fluffy ponies
I am? I don't really remember saying anything positive about them at all. I just said I think Acid is dumber.
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>>13999754
Are you saying apples aren't creative?
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>>13999739
>This explains why Applebloom has no cutie mark.
>She then realizes she never will HAVE one now.
>>
I wonder if we'll see Twist at the fair

Maybe we'll end up next to her randomly on a ride
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Give me the draw the requests
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>>13999792
>On the swings.
>Again.
>All she does is cheer.
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>>13999805
Scootaloo doing a trick on her scooter
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>>13999776
why are you avatarfagging, fluffyponyfag?

why don't you fuck off to MLPchan, with the rest of your inbred brethren?
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>>13999739
In my headcanon, Applejack's entire family (extended too) is changelings, except Applejack herself.
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>>13999780

ponies are so magical they can make green a creative color
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>>13999805
Applebloom discovering she's a changeling.
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>>13999805
Anon braiding Flitter's hair while she gabs on about boys.
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>>13997736
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>>13999727
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
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>>13999805
HOLY SHIT YOU ALIVE

ALSO THIS >>13999841
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>>13999850
drop that soda boy
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>>13999709
yeah
tell em /b/ro
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>>13999805
Did anyone ever colour that "Anon and Sweetie hide Rarity's make-up" request.
I didn't save of course.
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>>13999841
Bonus points if CC and/or Rumble are spying on them and commenting how gay it is.
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>>13999850
fat purple
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>>13997801
ok
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>>13999776
you're vocally obnoxious

I don't even care about this shit you've been crying about, please fuck off you're being a nuisance.
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>>13997087
>>13996859
>You will never sniff Butterfly's dirty boxers
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>>13999929
> responding 2 hours later
Glad you got something out of it though
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>>13999902
CC?
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>>13999833
How does that even work?
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>>13999896
>"Anon and Sweetie hide Rarity's make-up"


...I need to see this.
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>>13999962
Boxers aren't fun to sniff.

I'd rather sniff her sweaty panties.
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>>13999841
>gabbing about boys
>with your boyfriend
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>>13999962
>You will never wear them on your head at a party
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>>13999805
pony with a devastated asshole
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>tfw no government supplied suicide kits
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>>13996859
Why is she so plump down there? Has she started to foal?
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In my headcanon, shining armor is actually an alien neckbeard from a harsh grimdark world where there are no pink marshmallow princesses because the leaders of his people exterminated them

He escaped to equestria through the space between spaces and left his old unit behind, defecting to an undiscovered enemy to live in happiness. He sought asylum with the sparkles and became their adopted son after a pony transformation spell.
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>>14000080
How frilly would those panties be?
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>>14000040
It looked great, I hope someone saved it.
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>>13999991
Cloudchaser, duh!
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>>13999991
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>>13999934
All I did was express my opinion on something, though.
The whole thing could have died right there if anon didn't want to convince me there are things dumber out there.
So wouldn't that guy or guys bothered by my opinion be the ones "crying"?
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I would rub applesauce all over AJ.
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Hey MLPG

Do you guys think Pinkie Pie and her family have a rocky relationship?
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>>14000173
oh
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>>13996859
I want to lick that pony in her sensitive spots.
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>>14000151
sounds good
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>>14000155
More frilly than you'd expect from a tough gal like her.
Sexy, lacy black things.
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>>14000151
holy shit

shining armor is gabe newell
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>>14000124
They're not dating, they're just good friends. Flitter doesn't know any stallions that like all this girly stuff so it's nice to be around a guy that does.

One day I'm not going to be lazy and do something with this. Maybe a quest or something lame like that.
Everyone in town will swear up and down you're gay except Flitter
>Oh come on, CC, anon isn't gay
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>>14000313
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>>14000262
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>>14000246
you were still the one replying to their shit and became even more of shit


end it.
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>>14000151
>A strange hairless monster shows up at the sparkles begging for his life
>Says that if he's not turned into a pony immediately all of equestria will be destroyed
>Celestia turns him into a stallion and rewrites everypones memories to include him
>marries him off to the princess of the crystal empire so he can help fend off sombra
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>>14000246

No, your opinion is objectively shitty, fluffy ponyfag.
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>>14000151
Sounds like the kind of terrible fan fiction Poindexter would write
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>>14000334
SLAP-A-POW!
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Doctor I think I'm seeing things again
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>>14000320
>Flitter, he spent two hours styling your mane and talking about hair-care products. If that doesn't spell gay with a capital G, I don't know what does.
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>>14000343
I just wanted them to know I wasn't trying to attack them or their fetish.
I was just trying to be nice.
I'm sorry.
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>please talk with Brynn
>please talk with Brynn
>please talk with Brynn
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>>14000380
I laughed
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>>14000333
She keeps them to herself because she's just waiting for the right lucky stallion to show them to.
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>>14000410
Nice counts for fuck-all when you enjoy torture porn
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>>14000406
>Oh stop it, just because he spent twenty minutes talking about which stallion has the most delicious jizz doesn't mean he's a homo
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>>14000419
>>>/q/
go there
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>>14000442
Rejoice anon, for /q/ has finally been stopped.
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>>14000406
>Okay, maybe he likes doing my mane and painting my hooves, that doesn't mean he's gay. He just like girly things
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>>14000454
i meant the sub's /q/ board

retard
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>>14000406

Wow, Cloudchaser needs to check her privilege
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>>14000410
when I say end it I mean end it
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http://derpibooru.org/447655

Needs a futa/63 version

>r63 butterfly
>pretty much Rocky as a pony

Needs a futa version
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>>14000461
>Well if you're so sure, how about we test that theory? Ask him if there are any pretty ponies in town that he's got his eyes on.
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>>14000473
4chan doesn't have sub boards you fucking idiot.
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Hey MLPG I have something I want to discuss about the fandom.

Now I'm well aware of how ponies/bronies are received on 4chan. However, in my experience, the extreme negativity seems to be nearly exclusive to 4chan. Most other web sites and even real life I find people are either indifferent or fully on the pony boat. Am I wrong?
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>>14000516
Does everything need a dick
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>>14000476
pfff
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So how about that teacherpon?
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>>14000535
I can't tell if you're trolling, misinformed, or confused
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>>14000516
>"ADRIAN!"
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>>14000547
No it really doesn't
There's just always 1 or two guys
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There's something squeaking in your hair
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>>14000544
Yes.
You can find negativity without much trouble if you look for it.
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>>14000547
Not everything

In this case, though, yes
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>>14000547
yes. even dicks themselves
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>>14000547
Shhh...don't acknowledge it. Futafags don't exist and never have.
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Wallpaper material.
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I would give myself 5 papercuts to have images working fine again
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>>14000421
Saka likes his pony the same way as Princess Luna likes her landscapes

A little meteor!
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>>14000544
Most people IRL don't care enough to form an opinion. They'll think it's weird but won't care enough to say much.
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>>14000577
Why is fast pony under shy pony bed?
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>>14000584
This is way better
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>>14000124

bisexual master race reporting in
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>>14000613
is this a screencap from the intro?
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>>14000618
>not being hipster bisexual
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>>14000612
Just uh...resting. Not like she's scared or anything.
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>>14000612
Looking for monster.
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>>14000621
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>>14000473
>4chan had a /q/ board and the sub has a /q/ board
>make an honest mistake
>HURR YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOT THAT ONE
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>>14000633
>Not fucking only fedoras.
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>>14000633
I was bi before it was cool

I've known it since I was in kindergarten
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>>14000544
>4chan tends to be more negative than real life or many other websites
startling discovery
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>>14000517
>he tells her he sorta likes Cloudchaser
>suddenly reporting her findings becomes not so simple
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Dum ponis
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>>14000654
the guy i quoted was talking about a character in a quest
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>>14000654
There's no excuse, but that anon didn't make a mistake. He was playing coy because the other anon is an asshole.
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>>14000670
Science also discovered that water, is in fact, wet!
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>>14000663

I was curious in fifth grade, knew what was up by 6th.

still not out except to my closest friends, isn't it great?
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>>14000544
Reddit will crucify you for speaking of bronies in a positive light.
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>>14000706
So will /v/
...
>/v/ is Reddit.
Oh god.
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i just came across this guy

http://bad-dragon.deviantart.com/

he is not a furry at all. what an unfortunate name he chose.
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>>14000584
>1920x1080
What is this, a wallpaper for ants?
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>>14000706
and yet there's a huge community that uses a greasemonkey script to have hidden pony emotes and secret conversations all over the place
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>>14000706
>>14000722
It kinda is
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>>14000733
what a wonderful thing it must be, to be able to think of dragons non-sexually.
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>>14000544
>Most other web sites and even real life I find people are either indifferent or fully on the pony boat. Am I wrong?
>Most other web sites
>Am I wrong?
yes.
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>>14000694
I tell anyone that asks honestly.
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>>14000706
>reddit in charge of being original
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>>14000722
Two sides of the same coin
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>>14000677
>He, uh, he says he's not really interested in any mares right now...
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>>14000544
You are wrong, yes.
You can't go far without seeing hate for bronies and ponies.
SA is probably the worst I've seen in that regard
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are reply notifications borked for anyone else?
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>>14000794
Everything is broken
Except for your face, which is beyond repair
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>>14000765
>Ha! I knew it! He's onboard the stallion-wagon!
>No he's not!
>Oh come on sis, what other explanation could there be?
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>>14000498
It won't happen again...
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>>14000746
>Filename.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwKqIc1_qQs
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>>14000803
I'll have you know I'm pretty handsome
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>>14000544
Yes

People generally see liking pone as a sign of regression and infantilism and something you wouldn't like unless you were depressed and lonely, autistic, or just a manbaby

And they're right
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>>14000823
Are you as handsome as these gents anon
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>>14000825
Name a single lonely autist manbaby right now (you can't).
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>>14000740
/r/mylittlepony is the only place you can get away with it. Reddit has it's autists that can't stand others being different and will downvote them heavily or type out a paragraph or two about how much they suck.

>>14000744
It always bothered me that /v/ hated the Le thing but uses it so much ironically as if it matters that "o-oh w-were doing it ironically!!"
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>>14000825
And yet here you are.
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>>14000852
wolf nanaki
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>>14000840
I don't like to compare myself to others, I don't know how handsome I am besides pretty handsome
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>>14000853
>/r/mylittlepony is the only place you can get away with it
but that's wrong
there ARE some people that will sperg out about it everywhere but the vast majority just don't care

reddit is not one person, surprisingly enough
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>>14000854
At least I can admit that I wouldn't have any reason to be here or like ponies if I was a normal person
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>>14000864
>I'm pretty handsome by my standards
uh huh
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>>14000852
Anonymous.
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>>14000855
Is he really repressed, though?
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>>14000852
bcs
faceless
tinypioneer
andrei/disco
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>>14000881
I just said that it's not by my standards, actually.
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>>14000852
just look at ponychan

MLPG is the least autist manbaby
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But where's the ponies?
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>>14000883
>that fucking anonymous guy
What a loser
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>>14000886
You said nothing about repressed.
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>>14000808
>Maybe he just hasn't found the right mare yet
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>>14000825
Liking a cartoon doesnt make you a manbaby autismlord

Parading around like you are the coolest motherfucker/top furmancer for liking ponies makes you a manbaby.

>>14000877
Did you read the rest of that post.
>Reddit has it's autists
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>>14000566
hnnnng
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>>14000127
My life's greatest work

I'll do the flitter one in a bit
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>>14000913
Silly Derpy, you are a pony
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HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED
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>>14000935
It makes you more likely to be one if that cartoon is my little pony

Shit, is it that hard to understand that this show attracts subhumans better than all the pedo animes in the world combined?
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>>14000948
PUSH ANON PUSH
YOU'VE GOTTA UNREPRESS YOURSELF
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>>13999805
>>14000942

where have you been man?
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>>14000948
FUCK YOU I'M BEING RAPED

THAT MAN IS STARING AT ME
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>>14000942
unf unf pony unf
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>>14000965
Family issues and finally finding a job
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i just wish i had qt boyfriend to watch pone with
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>>14000929
>You can't find the right mare without looking, Flit. And this town is like...what, 85% mares? If he can't find a single one in this place that catches his fancy, he's either got his standards set ridiculously high...or it's not mares he's after.
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>>14000961
It attracts them, it doesn't zap you with a faggot ray and make you one.
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>>14000966
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>>14000942
That took me a sec, and I laughed harder then I should have.
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>>14000966
>not being raped by the smell of a man
It's like you dont social justice tumblr hard enough
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>>14000993
Oh don't be alarmed, that stallion is gay.
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>>14000993

HELP

HELP SOMEONE CALL THE MATRIARCHY
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>>14000989
I don't know, anon.
I was an upstanding man with a wife and two kids and a stead 9-5. Life was good before I started watching MLP.
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>>14000977
I know that feel all too well recently man,hope things work out the best for both of us.
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>>14001010
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>>14001002
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
NSFW: Hardcore rape.
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>>14000989
But if you call someone a faggot for liking it you're very, very likely to be correct

So it is on the internet that ponyfags are easy to hate
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>>14001018
My brother died from sharing MLP needles
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>>14001037
>tfw not riding a horse
what kind of man am I
apparently not a good smelling one
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>>14001039
No you it doesn't
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pone says you're an alright guy anon

you're not like those "bronies" and "cloppers"
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Pony is willing to be with you. However she needs you to be willing to change.
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>>14001068

Not this time Obama, I'm not falling for your tricks a THIRD time!
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>>14001068
Like how
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>>14001068
>TF
Unf
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>>14001068
Not if I change her first
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I've heard people say that
Too much of anything is not good for you, baby
But I don't know about that

There's many times that we've loved and we've shared love and made love...it doesn't seem to me like it's enough...there's just not enough of it...
There's just not enough
Oh oooh~ babe...
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>>14001065
>>14001068
Pony you're sending me mixed signals
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>>14001068
Pony is going to have to change too

I won't take her one sided oppressive bullshit. DOWN WITH THE MATRIARCHY
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>>14001068
I am open to change if pony is open to compromise.
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>>14001039
>But if you call someone a faggot on MLPG for liking it you're very, very likely to be correct
Fixed that for you
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>>14000986
>I know for a fact anon isn't gay and if you would just give him a chance you woul--
>Flitter stops herself mid-sentence realizing what she was about to say to her sister
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I want to give pony a tongue lashing.
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>>14001065
Well thanks, I'm not entirely sure what those terms refer to though pony.
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Whatchu lookin' at, white devil?
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>>14001024
we're all gonna make it bro
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pegasi are cute

do you like pegasi?
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>less than 200 images
>page 8

what
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>>14001116

I want to give human pony's feet a tongue lashing
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>>14001068

>she
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TRICKED
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>>14001065
>>14001068
I just don't understand what pony wants from me.
One second it's this then another it's that. Pony always seems to love me one second and then hates me the very next.
Just tell me what you want pony. Please. I can't handle this relationship.
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>>14001126
I'm not white
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>>14001134
FUCK
YOU GOT ME PRINCESS

YOU WIN THIS ROUND
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>>14001126
but zebra i'm black
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What do black people think about white guilt?
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>>14001068
STOP OPPRESSING ME
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>>14001137
pony wants to know what you play in 40k
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>>14001106
>"Hm?"
>Cloudchaser quirks a brow at her sister
>"I would what?...There's something you're not telling me."
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>>14001126
>implying I'm white
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>>14001106
Oh dear.
CC better dig on that one. Sister is hiding something.
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Are thumbnails fucked for everyone else?
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>>14001156
most are too busy killing eachother to give half a shit

only white people and several black college professors that founded the term care about white guilt
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it hurt :(
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>>14001156
It's hilarious

You don't see any black people moping over some old dead brits with spears in their chests now do you
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>>14001175
MT pls

post nudes
>>
Doooooooooorkssss
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>>14001178
yes, just enable replacing in 4chanx settings
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it was fleeting :(
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>>14001178
No, it's only you.
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;)
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she died :(
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>>14001164
Oh boy where's this going.
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>>14001156
I think it's really silly that people think you should feel guilty for things you had nothing to do with.
It'd be like me feeling guilty for all the black on black crimes in the world.

I'm also not a fan of people giving me special treatment because of my race.
You should be giving me special treatment because I am so much better than you and I have better taste in ponies.
>>
onii-chan~
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>>14001217
>>14001210
>>14001203
>>14001186
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>>14001163
squats
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>>14001225
FUCK YOU
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>>14001225
ponii-chan~
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>>14001188
Sorry Anon, she's taken
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>>14001188
>implying I'm MT or eve Klondike
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>>14001218
It's going where an unsuspecting anon, who just wanted to be platonic friends with ponies, never wanted it to go.
Probably not, but you never know.
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>>14001225

ochinchin~
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>>14001164
>Y-You know. Chance. The stallion. We should totally hook them up. They'd be perfect for each other.
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>>14001244
wait... Klondike is black?
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>>14001231
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>>14001244
I'd still love to see nudes~
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>>14001231
>Supposed to be the most intelligent character in the series
>Hey let's have her act like a retard and out of character for 3 minutes for absolutely no logical reason so that we can get a gag out of it and move along this poorly thought out plot

And people wonder why I thought EQG was the most absolute despicable thing ever to have been shat out by hasbro
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>>14001259
Have you been living under a rock for the past 3 years?
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W-what kind of p-pony can't even say h-h-hello to people? W-what is she? Retarded or something...
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>>14001258
>"Ohhh no, don't think you'll fool me THAT easily. I'm your sister. Don't think I can't tell when you're trying to give me the runaround. Now spill it. What'd he REALLY say?"
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>>14001262
I did like that they all had such long hair
Reaching down their backs like that
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>>14001259
In my headcanon, Klondike is the black guy that made those working at Disney videos

in my headcanon, black people are interchangeable.
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>>14001259
where do you think all these meta filenames come from?
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>>14001283
>She's interested now.
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>>14001277
w-w-w-w-w-what was that
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>>14001272
One of twilight's character traits is lacking common sense
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>>14001287
I liked that too, long hair is cute.
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>>14001288
Sometimes I think all white people do think we look alike.

I work retail and every old white person seems to confuse me with another guy that I work with.

I'm much taller than him and he has a goatee.
We look nothing alike.
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>>14001264
How about some ponies instead anon
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>>14001318
I can tell about 75% of black men apart easily.

Like 95% for black women.
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>>14001338
Those are great too <3
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>>14001318
all white people look alike

except for the ugly ones. you can recognize an ugly white guy you haven't seen in a decade pretty easily.

>hey, chinless bad facial hair beak nose greasy hair! yeah, what was your name? andrew! my nigga!
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>>14001277

I can't watch this without being reminded of nippon dosh
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>>14001318
>There is another redhead at work with me.
>Asked at least once a week if we are brothers.
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>>14001287
>>14001313
I didn't.

Like, it made no sense for Dash to have long luxurious hair
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>>14001307
No...no that's not true at all. She's one of the most logical and rational character in the show.
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>>14001283
>Well, he said he maybe sorta kind of ᶫᶦᵏᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ
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>>14001226

Thank you anon ILU <3
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>>14001301
Flitter's not very good at keeping secrets.
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Which pony would be most chill to hang out with mlpg
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>>14001356
Did you watch season 2 at all where the butchered her character?
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>>14001338
Those are shitty ponies
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>>14001376
Fluttershy would aproove of just chilling
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>>14001354
She has long hair
Scootaloo has short hair.
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http://derpibooru.org/447666

When you think "quality", think "killryde"
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>>14001376
a dead one

dead ponies are pretty chill

GET IT? NO NATURAL WARMTH! HAR HAR HAR
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>>14001356
This is the same pony that looked into the sun with a telescope
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>>14001376
No pony is into that much debauchery
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>>14001378
The only time she's been known to crack is under times of extreme pressure.
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>>14001217

YOU MURDERER

Anon, how quickly can you learn these spells to raise the undead? Nopony dies on MY watch!
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>>14001392
i gagged a little
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whenever I go into a clothing store in X and Y I think a pig is oinking at me.
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>>14001392
It's moving too fast.

But I usually like killryde's stuff. I'm a sucker for crotchtits.
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>>14001379
Is this more to your taste anon?
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>>14001406
pony is revived

but she has the soul of ronald reagan

sorry, first time necromancer problems
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>>14001392
We lewd gifs?
http://i.imgur.com/YvhuTMa.gif

I honestly love the way Killryde draws nipples, though. They're really pleasing to the eyes.
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>>14001366
>"...Seriously?"
>she appears taken aback for a moment, but hastily regains her composure and pretends to preoccupy herself with brushing a lock of hair out of her eyes
>"Well...that's quite a development."
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How do I do it MLPG?

How do I shut out the bronies and the fandom and /v/ and all the other stupid shit? How do I just enjoy pony?
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>>14001354
Dash totally would have long luxurious hair. Sometimes people draw her with short dyke hair because hurr durr she's the sporty one, but she cares a lot about her rainbow hair too.
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>>14001222

Who is the best pony antiguiltanon?
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>>14001350
>Rainbow Dash stops showering because she believes sweat gives her body a natural glisten
>she takes a nap and gets covered in ants
>thinks everyone around her is noticing her because of her glisten and not the ants crawling all over her body
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>>14001423
That may give me a raging boner but luna will always be the worst princess
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strem
/mlpkwa
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>>14001433
Watching the show.

Seriously it's doing wonders for me

I can't believe I have to spell this out.
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>>14001433
Kill
EVERYONE!
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l-lewd gifs?

http://i.imgur.com/b24Mmf9.gif
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>>14001445
Sorry, dot

Quest
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>>14001392
I laughed really hard
That fucking face dude
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>>14001450
>hair not transparent
>head not disproportionately tiny

0/10 apply yourself jj
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>>14001433
Reduce your pony intake. Don't go to sites that perpetuate drama and only focus on petty issues amongst and the fanbase.
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>>14001392
I can SMELL it from here
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>>14001481
don't rub it in
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>>14001450
>those wings
I'm seeing those things at cons increasingly and it's starting to trigger my autism
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>>14001453
everything this artist does gives me boners i don't fully understand

https://e621.net/post/show/143984/
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>>14001392
Would it make me stupid to say that I didn't realize Cutie Marks were on both flanks until I opened this image?
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>>14001475
>Don't go to sites that perpetuate drama and only focus on petty issues amongst and the fanbase.


MLPG

How do I quit you and the rest of 4chan?
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>>14001494
Hot Topic sells them now.
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>>14001495
that's not the same artist though
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>>14001433
Just ignore everything and focus on things you enjoy. If you see a pony thread on any other board ignore it.
Don't go in it and try to defend your case at all.
Accept the fact that there are people that will dislike you for your interest and nothing else.
Accept the fact that there are people with the same interest as you that are awful.

>>14001441
The answer should be obvious, my white friend, as there is only one best pony and her name is Rarity
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>>14001496
it would make you rather silly
it doesn't show up often in the show, but it does happen
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>>14001505
Ooooooohhhh
They are still annoying as fuck
I can't tell you how many times I've been smacked in the face with those things in a line
OH SORRY
OH SORRY AGAIN
DO THEY LOOK STRAIGHT ANON
ffs
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>>14001396

Got a screenshot ready so I can save it to my evidence folder of why Twilight sucks and is a show-ruining Mary Sue purple hellspawn thing?
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>tiny Fluttershy doll at toy store
>only $16.99
>it's not show-accurate 3-feet tall...but maybe its enough
>cute girl at counter
>put pony back down
>leave toy store
>sit under rain cloud
>cry a little
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>>14001515
The other artist.
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>>14001520
I want to be surrounded by ponies looking down at them like this as they curiously ask me about my pants
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>you will never be thugdere for MT
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>>14001519
>Just ignore everything and focus on things you enjoy. If you see a pony thread on any other board ignore it.
>Don't go in it and try to defend your case at all.
>Accept the fact that there are people that will dislike you for your interest and nothing else.

I used to be able to.

But then /mlp/ was made anyway. How much worse can it get?
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>>14001424

WELL KILL IT AND RAISE IT AGAIN ANON!

Geez, there's a method to these things! Here, this time use two tablespoons of blood and not a drop more. It's easy to mix it up with a teaspoon, I know, but you've got to focus if you want to be a zebra witchdoctor like me, okay?
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>>14001498
It sounds like what you're looking for is a hugbox.
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>>14001536
>average flutterag
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>>14001547
What a shame
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>>14001432
>Please don't say anything to him. I promised I wouldn't tell anyone.
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>>14001562
Trixie what are you even trying to tell me?
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>pony comes up to you
>says this
>asks for a high five
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>>14001536
>not ordering that shit online
Fucking free shipping through amazon is amazing
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>>14001536
Do you realize how many people she has to see a day? You buying a pony toy is fucking nothing
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>>14001427

those eyebrows really bother me...
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>>14001582
Boot, meet face
Face, meet boot
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>>14001582
smack pony upside the head
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>>14001554
I'm looking for something that isnt constant trolling, counter trolling, baiting, ironic shitposting and actual shit posting.
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>>14001582
Ah so mad rage very angry

Such heresy

Wow much edgy

Violence reacting

Wow wow unf
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>>14001443

>ants
>it means someone here has a fucking ant fetish

I hate you

AND ANTS DON'T EAT SWEAT
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>>14001582
>Give her a high five
>Ask if she wants to listen to Yessir Whatever with me
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>>14001585
it's Elusive
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>>14001567
>"Relax Flit, I won't say anything. I'm good at keeping my mouth shut...unlike a certain SOMEONE."
>seeing the dejected look on Flitter's face, she puts a wing around her and pulls her in close
>"I'm joking, sis. You know I love you."
>"And who knows? Maybe he'll surprise me."
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I don't get it mlpg.

I like to think I draw considerably well. Better than most others do. I draw porn and cute ponies. Yet they easily have 5x more followers than me.

What am I doing wrong. Am I not circlejerking enough?
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>>14001443
>you will never cuddle with sweaty dash and secretly sniff her wingpits
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All of the rarity and pinkie fans I know are black

I do not know of a single black applejack fan
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>>14001582
You realize you're not black, right?
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>>14001615
pander harder to fetishfags
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>>14001616
It's not an uncommon gag
N
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>>14001615

Yes, you're not circlejerking enough.

Please don't start though, I want you to stay.
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>>14001549
Honestly, for me /mlp/ didn't change much. Shit happens, you gotta learn to go with the flow.
You don't have to interact with anyone on /mlp/ outside of MLPG. You can steer clear of any pony threads on other boards and if ponies are mentioned once abandon the thread.
And remember things can always get much worse than they are now
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>>14001615
tag correctly on tumblr and fucking pander the shit out of your art
you'll die inside but you'll get those followers
post examples
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>>14001622
corwin is white
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>>14001639
>things can always get much worse than they are now

I honestly don't see how.

I'm like the Blue Lanterns Corp. No hope.
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>>14001615
Go find Nanaki.
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>>14001608

but this place is the only place that makes me honestly laugh out loud
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>>14001614
I don't really know where to go from here without including anon at all, but right now I'm really tiredThis was fun, though. Thanks for putting up with my horrible writing skills
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>>14001641
what kinda tags?
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>>14001639
I met with a /soc/ tier tripfag from /mlp/ once
It was not fun
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>>14001582
Give her a high five and tell her to never say that again
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>>13998576
>be the little pony
>mini-giantess babs wants to snuggle
>no chance to escape
>lost in marshmallow hell
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>>14001676
do tell
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>>14001613

oh okay that makes more sense. i'll allow this... this one time only though
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>>14001658
Ponies could get banned from 4chan for good this time.
The show could get cancelled.
The comics could get cancelled.
This board could turn into /fur/ 2.0

There's of things I can think of.
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>You just can't handle my swiggy swaggy
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>>14001669
Your writing was fine. I had fun.
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>>14001676
What was that like?
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>>14001671
#homestuck #danganronpa #mylifeme #drwho #tardis #spoopy #free #titans #attack on titan #madoka #instagram
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>>14001671
Under the picture you post there's a section that has a little description tag esque picture next to it
Put stuff like scootaloo and mlp or whatever and when people search them under tags, your picture will show up
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>>14001694
Do you want to listen to this album with me or not, Fluttershy?
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>>14001671
pony or whatever the picture contains
just be thorough and list everything in the picture like boorus do
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>>14001610
It's a reference to an anime where an unpopular girl has dating sim sex and gets complimented the next day. She thinks she's secreting pheromones from the fake-sex, gets covered in soda, and refuses to wash it all off on the off-chance that more guys will notice her.

More guys do but they're noticing her because there are ants crawling on her from PE.
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>>14001699
>#instagram
>not #pintrest
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>>14001693
>Ponies could get banned from 4chan for good this time.
Doubtful, considering how many IPs have posted here. Plus, some of them have 4chan passes.
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I wish my tablet worked so I could draw porn and not worry about my friends finding it
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>>14001711
okay...
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>>14001734
so toss it and get a new one
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>>14001694
I can re fill the bottle you dumb pony, don't start with me.
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>>14001694
>implying you can match my swizzle swaggle
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>>14001693
>Ponies could get banned from 4chan for good this time.

That would have been far preferable to /mlp/
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>>14001746
Do I look like I'm made of money, anon?
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>>14001694
Fluttershy, you're degrading our entire pony race. Think of all the civil rights leaders who died to get you where you are, and your mind is still in 'The Hood.'
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>>14001734
Do your friends search literally every inch of your room when you're not there?

It's not that hard to hide porn in a drawer of otherwise really boring stuff.
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>>14001719

Oh...

(faint disappointment)
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>>14001686
>>14001698
Alright

So as short as I can, I met this dude who is a tripfag on /mlp/. I don't know if he was any sort of contributor but he mentioned once that he went to fluffy pony chan or whatever they have. I didn't think anything of it for just the benefit of the doubt but I was really fucking wrong. He kept going on about how some dude and him were going to do something at the ponychan panel at spaghetti con. He just kept acting like he was hot fucking shit and everyone knew him. He had his tripcode on his badge too. Really pretentious stuff.

I was out in the piss before I came here and had a trip, to be fair. But I left that all behind because it was just getting redundantly stupid
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>>14001759
MLPG.co didn't exist then. Where would we have gone?
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>>14001766
Give a quickie out behind Macy's and buy a monoprice tablet.
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>>14001770

No, I just didn't think of that.

Thanks, anon.
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>>14001759
Are you crazy?
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>>14001781
If it makes you feel any better, those fetishes DO exist and there's probably a thread somewhere on /d/ or gurochan with a few examples posted
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>>14001796
Name one decent thing about /mlp/
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>>14001785
>fluffypony
>not obvious

well nice story croptool
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>>14001807
I've never used a name here
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>>14001785
OH ohhhhhhh oh. I'm sorry
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>>14001787
It was already planed and up within a day or 2 of /mlp/
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>>14001806

MLPG
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>>14001806
the drawthread is a nice place to get pictures or leave a request and come back later.
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>>14001825
ALMOST HAD ME THERE ANON.
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>>14001785
>He had his tripcode on his badge too.
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>>14001831
/co/ was better and there was more diversity in the subject mater. /mlp/ is a downgrade in ever respect.
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>>14001806
That reaction was to suggesting that outright banning ponies would be better.

But I can't really say I have that much to say about /mlp/ there's only a few things I like here.
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>you will never a filthy, queasy pone
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>>14001866
thank gob
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>>14001818
The trip wasn't ruined by the loser though.
I got to meet Jesse and LK at their booth and they were pretty chill despite being busy everytime I stopped by.
I met Fluffymixer too, which woah holy shit dude that fucking guy
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>>14001848
Isn't this copy and pasted from LMJ's original post or is it changed up a bit?
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>>14001906
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>>14001900
It's basically exact, just in comic form.
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>>14001892
Did Fluffy show you his show-accurate fluffle/chrysalis porn?
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>>14001907
You call that a new thread link?!
>>14001906
>>14001906
>>14001906
>>14001906
>>14001906
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>>14001848

did that actually happen to Little Miss Jay?
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Whatcha doin' there anon?

Are ya jerking it?
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>>14001922
He was too busy being assulted by his fans to really talk to me for that long. I did get to hold his fluffy pony though
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>>14001936
Yes, actually
why?
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>>14001694
Fluttershy, please stop.
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>>14001942
Don't mind me. I'm just gonna watch.
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>>14001935
Yes, it did.
It was pulled from his tumblr, his entire ordeal.
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>>14001785
Wow that's bad.

I went to an anime convention a few months back and there were a lot of bronies there, but they were all pretty chill. I didn't really have any bad run-ins other than this husky dude blocking me on the steps just so he could give me a hug because I was wearing a Pinkie Pie hat. This dude picked me up off the group and gave me a bear hug. Didn't even ask or anything.
And a really fat guy following me and my friends around so he could get a "brohoof"
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>>14001970
If you were a girl you could've called out rape
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You still with us, Flit-?
>thread's on page 10 already
Whyyyyyyy
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>>14001961
alright, but it might get kind of weird for you

I'm jerking it to an overdeveloped version of your friend here: http://derpibooru.org/365665
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>>14001970
I've learned to not wear anything pony related unless it's hiding your power level
Which is going against the point of going to an anime convention so it's like why bother
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>>14001995
What do you think's in that milkshake she's drinking, anon?
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>>14002016
I don't know, but I hope she'll share
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>>14001990
barely, yo
we should try it anyways, it's the only reason why i even suffered through this thread
or we could just keep going here and go to the next one
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>already threats of deleting the new thread
Should I just make one and then go to sleep
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>>14002035
Let's do it.
One moment.
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>>13999100
My legs would buckle from the new development.
"Th-that's pretty naughty, Flit..."
My eyes would be locked on her chest as she grinds her areolae against my glans, getting them all glistening wet and sending crackles of pleasure up my spine.
"...I like it~"
I'd let her have her fun for awhile, savoring the feel of her plush mammaries and hard nipples brushing against my skin. But soon, I'd find myself wanting to make her feel good again.
"...D...Do you want to take this somewhere a little more...comfortable...?"
I'd motion to the doorway that leads to the bedroom with my eyes.
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>>14002049
looks like some jackass is about to delete the general
if you have a trip then you probably should
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>>14002049
I'm the OP of the next one.
I honestly just did it fast so that I could try and finish the Flitter thing from earlier before the thread was gone.
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>>14001983
I'm not that lucky to be born with a vajayjay. But I am black so I could have said they were oppressing me or something.

>>14002007
It wasn't that bad. I did meet a lot of cool people because of all the pony merch I had. I would have probably hung out with those guys if they didn't come on so strong.
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>>14002049
I have one ready to post on standby in case it disappears
>>
in b4 several threads
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>>13995876
why would you save that
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>>14002077
I do have a trip ready to go

>>14002079
Don't be so hasty, anon. Gotta let it come out smooth or it won't be fun

>>14002084
It's me or you baby, what's it going to be
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>>14002113
You go ahead, I don't even have a trip
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>>14002118
Well it's marked now, so I'd have to wait until it's deleted to really do it
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>>14002113
I meant that I'm the OP of the current new thread.
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>>14002132
I think he was referring to the Flitter thing.
You can always continue it in the new horse when this one falls off the board.
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>>14002068
Catching the hint, Flitter decides to stand up to move but not before taking a quick lick of pre
"Lead the way. sweetie~"
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>>14002227
Before she knows what hit her, I'd scoop her up in my arms and carry her to the bedroom. I bet she'd love that.
Drawing close to the bed, I'd ease her onto the soft, downy sheets and step back to soak up the sight of the lovely all-but-naked girl laid out before me.
"I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful sight in all my life."
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>>14002320
"You're not bad yourself, s-stud."
"...did that come out right? Ohh, I think I blew it!"
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>>14002409
I'd laugh, and crawl onto the bed to join her, letting her feel the weight of my body pressing down on her.
One hand would reach out to brush a lock of hair from her eyes.
"The only thing you blew was me."
I bet that'd get a laugh out of her.
"Sorry, that was terrible."
Kissing her cheek, I'd run my hands down her sides, savoring the sensation of her curves passing beneath my fingertips. My lips would close over her earlobe, suckling gently on it and teasing it with my tongue.
And then, I'd whisper quietly in her ear,
"Now it's my turn to make you feel good~"
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>>14002500
She can't help but shudder at that, looking forward to all of the things you'd do to her.
She'd then turn her head to meet yours, kiss you lightly on your lips and say "Make me yours"
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>>14002568
"As you wish.
With another peck on the lips, I'd begin to crawl backwards and work my way down her body, leaving a trail of kisses in my wake. Down her neck, over her breasts, past her tummy, pausing for a moment to tease her navel with my tongue, and all the way down to that tender spot between her thighs. That dark, damp spot in her panties would tell me all I need to know about how excited she is.
With my hands on her hips, I'd peek up at her and savor the look on her face as I start to tug that last article of clothing down her thighs.
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>>14002677
Her face would read nervousness, as her womanhood has been exposed.
but also happiness and joy in the fact that it's with you.
and also a bot of naughtiness as she starts to spread her legs more and more to present herself to you.
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>>14002802
With that last bit of cloth out of the way, there'd be nothing standing between me and the girl I love. The sight of Flitter's netherlips glistening with moisture would get my heart pounding in my chest and my hands trembling with excitement.
I'd want her. My god how I would want her.
But first...there'd be just one more new sensation I'd want to let her enjoy.
So I'd nestle my face between her thick thighs and tentatively brush my tongue against her puffy, slick labia.


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