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>>13977431

The CmC felt sorry for Cheerliee when she was all alone in Hearts and Hooves Day. Did you like the cute song the CmC sang while they try to find the right Stallion for Cheerilee? Would you consider Big Mac to be the right stallion for Cheerilee if given the choice? Is there anything else that you would like to add to this episode?
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http://i.imgur.com/fjnGHWb.jpg
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>>13979932
>Did you like the cute song the CmC sang while they try to find the right Stallion for Cheerilee?
Yes.
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http://imgur.com/XQe5xTD
I drew a thing.
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>>13979946
I like it.
Who is the pony?
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>>13979932
>Would you consider Big Mac to be the right stallion for Cheerilee if given the choice? Is there anything else that you would like to add to this episode?
THey were walking together in the spike episode and eh was holding her basket.
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>>13979946
i dont know what im looking at
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so when are we getting a new tf2 server?
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I am going to do my best to push this OC because she is extremely adorable.
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>>13979956
Just my shitty OC.
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I stripped my jeans and put a toy rainbow dash popping out of my boxers, to win steam games from the mlp brithday giveaway yesterday.

I can say it was totally worth it, what did you do yesterday mlpg?
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It's funny that we used disgusted Sweetie for so long as a way to show disgust towards shipping and then HHD happens so she becomes the shippingest pony.
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>>13979975
Is this what it's like to be desperate for vidya?
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>>13979983
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>>13979972
I save every picture of OCs
Please tell me more about your OC.
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>>13979985
I don't even play much vidya, I just wanted to put RD next to my cock.
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>>13979946
Content of Thing disturbs me greatly, but it's well drawn.
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pony fell out of the sky onto your face and you were looking right at her ponut

pony snaps out of it and jumps off, apologizing profusely
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>>13979946
I need to find you and follow you.
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>>13979996
Her talent is mimicking other ponies.
The twist is that she is actually a changeling.
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I couldn't post it 2 threads ago due to 4chan thing

>fluttershy being useful
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>>13980001

>lame cutie marks

#shots fired
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>>13979962
hopefully never
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>>13980015
oh geez oh man i got another one! thank you so much, she's so helpful
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macro gloomy cuddling__
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>>13980001
that's really out of character.
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>>13980008
I like it.
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>>13980024
I would do all kinds of things with her.
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>>13980015
10/10
Perfect doormat.
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>>13980024
Call me a newfag, but I thought Gloomy was an Alicorn?
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>>13980000

Tell her it's okay while looking at her ponut still
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>>13980025
Maybe, but it's entertaining.
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>>13980041
She's a unicorn first. Alicorn comes later, these pictures aren't in chronological order.
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>>13980024
I demand more sexy gloomy.

Please I've fapped to her at least twice this week.
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>>13980041
newfag
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>>13980052
Gloomy is not for sexual
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>>13980057
She is for consensual married sexual consummation
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>>13980041
Gloomy new anyway.
It's pretty easy to just ignore the posts with her in it.
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>>13980057
IS THAT A CHALLENGE
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>>13980042
pony thanks you but then becomes aware and blushes and runs off
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>>13980057
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>>13980071
Marker, please, we'll have children eventually. You don't need to try and rush being an aunt.
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>>13979943
>>13979946
ever since I got this imgur script thing to work I've been piling up lewd images in my browser and I can't keep up with fapping and saving
it's terrible
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>>13980071
Until there's a gif of gloomy giving a blowjob, she is not for sexual
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>>13980071
Fuck off Croptool.
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>>13980024
I wish Goat would drew all the lewd that I want...
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>>13980066
my predator instincts kick in and I give chase, quickly catching up and taking her down
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>>13980075
It's even worse when you have people over and you forget to check your download folder pony porn
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>>13980087
I wish GG would draw all the lewd I want
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>>13980075
I know the feeling
http://i.imgur.com/LvI6dv6.png
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>>13980074
>implying that is marker
Its usually Croptool that post Marker with some sexual crap.

>>13980079
Go fuck off somewhere else, Broke.
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http://i.imgur.com/UDmEdTq.jpg

G-GRANNY
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>>13980105
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>>13980100
You really have a hardon for this Broke character, huh? That's, like, three times you've called me Broke now, and I still don't know who that's supposed to be.
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>>13980099
>emulated comic style
what is this boner
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>>13980105
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>>13980089

>Im so sick of that place

Fucking. This.
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>>13980114
Just ignore him, he's a retard.
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>>13980088
pony says she's sorry, she's sorry, she didn't mean to fall on you, she can take you to the hospital if you're hurt
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>>13980126
She killed my penis. I need to bury it now.
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>>13980117
When I first saw it the first thing I thought was "Price is drawing porn now?"
http://i.imgur.com/Pr47DEy.png
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>>13980126
I am amazed at pony's ability to speak calmly while I am eating her guts
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>>13980114
>implying you aren't
You always requested porn of Marker and now, there is no more cute talk about her because of your shit.
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http://challonge.com/poneisfight

Round two commences! Vote for your favorite pony on each bracket!

Pinkie Pie (1) vs Twilight Sparkle (2): http://strawpoll.me/530017
Rarity (3) vs Rainbow Dash (5): http://strawpoll.me/530021
Applejack (4) vs Fluttershy (6):
http://strawpoll.me/530023

Poll results will be taken by Sunday midnight, CST.
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>>13980136
What in the living fuck are you talking about?
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We lewd now?
http://i.imgur.com/6ozXbtW.jpg
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>>13980150
Really wish that was Twinkie Belle
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>>13980144
Really the only one I can't decide is AJ vs FS
I mean Rarity can fuck up Dash using telekenisis on her wings and if Twilight goes all out she can fuck Pinkie even with her abilities but AJ vs FS?
Unless AJ can fight with a blindfold I cna't see her wining this. FS just needs to use the stare and bam victory.
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>>13980150
>no ponut
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http://i.imgur.com/cRyDHVL.jpg
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I like the way Twilight and Spike interact on the show
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>>13980133
IT'S SO CLOSE TO PERFECT
the heads seem kinda long and stretched but it's really close
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Because I think we lewd
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>>13980169
terrible
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>>13980174
I guess I'm the only one that's not seeing it. I mean it's there but it's not even near Price
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>>13980173
>Twilight actually squeezes herself under Spike's tail and between his legs to do this
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>>13980169

Needs feet

and human features
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>>13980173
I really hope that Twilight being an Alicorn doesn't effect that.
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>>13980182
I'm not comparing it side to side but if it was a little better I couldn't tell the difference
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http://i.imgur.com/lXCt0dA.jpg
>>13980181
>>13980205
It's a series of transformation images
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>>13980214

Well shit, that changes everything.

gallery/pool link?
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>>13980210
>20-inch tongue
Now imagine it sliding across her bowels.
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>>13980213
For me it's like this picture
At first it's confusing but after looking at it for more than half a second you realize what's going on.
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>>13980214
Oh god are they okay
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>>13980210
I have hope. Say what you want about Meghan but she can write Spike and Twilight great.
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>>13980210
>Reading text
>Wait this is Joey Darkmeat
>Eyes suddenly glued to the hips
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>>13980210
Me too.

Having a little dragon companion to follow you around and help you sound awesome and cute.
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>>13980220
http://i.imgur.com/1TyUv1Z.jpg
>>13980218
https://e621.net/wiki/show?title=shinobe
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are your ponies wrapped up for winter?
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>>13980241
We just had winter
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>>13980223
oh wow
I even read your post first and I didn't get it until I opened the thumbnail
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>>13980240
that didn't change anything

I want my money back
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>>13980240
That doesn't look like transformation
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>>13980210
Twilight and Spike have a very trusting and personal relationship, which also means that they have to see the ugly reality sometimes too.
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>>13980239

"help you", right?
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>>13980248
Color swaps are awesome. But honestly they make my head hurt
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>half of the thread filled with bad porn
>other half is a discussion about bad porn

Remember when MLPG... a, fuck it.
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>>13980239
I bet Spike would let you ride on his back once he obtain his wings.
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>>13980278
But Spike won't get wings
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>>13980241
I like it when pony wears clothes
This picture is awful, but I like it because I like Scootaloo's shirt.
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>>13980278
>once he obtained his wings
I have some bad news for you
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>>13980273
Thanks Broke for spamming it. Its his only way of getting attention.
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>>13980273
>remember when MLPG wasn't spammed with bad porn

No actually, that never happened
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>>13980288
I'm really trying to think back to a time when we weren't, but I'm drawing blanks.
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>>13980255
Like his hemipenes?
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>>13980293
>hemipenis
>ugly
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>>13980205
>>13980181
Prudes.

Why is "badly drawn" even an argument?
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>>13980287
I'm not Broke
http://i.imgur.com/0kbRObD.jpg
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>>13980301

I didn't say it was badly drawn you shithead, I said it needs feet and human features. That's a preference, not a commentary on the skill.
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>>13980291
Probably back when we had a show to discuss.
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>>13980301
A lot of the porn I'm posting is badly drawn, though. The Celestia one is really good I think, but they seem to be complaining about lack of human features which is a pretty understandable complaint.
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>>13980315

No, that was when we got fresh bad porn.
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>rose only draws topless anthro hyena lesbians now
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>>13980301
because you're a tasteless brony.
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>>13980315
No...No I'm pretty sure there was still a lot of porn being posted then, too.
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>>13980304
UNF ZEBRA LOADS UNF
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>>13980321

It's not even by Rose

you got me excited
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>>13980286
>>13980280
We do not know much about the dragons in the show. We do know they have 2 way of growing up. One by age and another by greed. I am sure it is through age is how Spike will earn his wings.
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What would a shiny Ponymon look like?
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>>13980301
Retard.
Even autistic kid knows difference between statement and argument.
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>>13980297
Hemipenes only aren't ugly when they're on humans, sharks, and orcas

otherwise they're just icky
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>>13980332
Oh, broken-englishanon I really do love you.
You're adorable.
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>>13980241
She's pretty close to!
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>>13980339
>not ugly when plastered on things that shouldn't have them

u wot
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>>13980334
an OC
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>>13980334
Its their crystal form.
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>>13980340
I sure hope he's a trap.
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>>13980339
Orcas don't have them or at least they didn't in Blackfish
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>>13980344
Yeah, they're gross when they're realistic.

Also are you sure sharks don't have hemipenes?
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>>13980349
unf
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>>13980338
I don't know.
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>>13980334
What would a sparkle-pony look like?
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>>13980334
Isn't that what Twilight is?

>>13980340
Who?
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>>13980349
That would be a bonus
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>>13980334
EVERYONE IS FUCKING GETTING POKEMON
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>brony dating site opens
I know it's not the first but it's still weird
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>>13980376
Welcome to 1999.
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>>13980383
Tex looks like a faggot.
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What if pony finds out she's naked?
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>>13980386
Thanks for the high-quality comment, Anon!
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>>13980353

They're still hot on orcas
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>>13980387
They know they are naked.
That picture is still stupid as fuck
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>>13980387
But they already knew that! Even AJ pointed this out in season 1.
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>>13980393
Thanks for being a drone, anon!
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>>13980255
If you haven't wiped a loved one's ass in the hospital you don't know what ugly reality is.
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>>13980387
Trixie always gives me a whyboner

I hate her, but she's sexy/
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>>13980400
>so touchy
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>>13980387
I do not believe Trixie would act like that.
She puts on a brave face and bravado, but she is really a coward going by her first appearance.

I love Trixie acting all flirty as if she's rode dozens upon dozens of stallions and made them cry out her name in pleasure only to be frighted when she sees a real dick
>I-Is is supposed to be that big?
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wwhich one
how hard
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>>13980411
neither
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>>13980406
>MUH HUSBANDO
>LEL U MAD XD
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>>13980401
But that's not ugly, that's hot.

I'd cage her in diapers anytime and never take it off.
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>>13980411
Neither.
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>>13980411
Neither.
They're too old and they probably never dominated a man in their life.
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>>13980304
For a second I thought that little unicorn was giving the giant zebra a horn-sounding.
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>>13980379
famersonly.com exists dude
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>>13980409
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Who do you want to dom you
Who do you want to dominate
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so did we get anything good outta comicon yet
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>>13980354
Sharks have claspers
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>>13980435
Snip and Snail does not count as friends.
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>>13979975
what vidya was it?
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>>13980417
>d-dont disagree with me.. you shitposter drone!
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>>13980452
Letting them ravage your ass does not count as being friends.
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>>13980459
>>13980449
>>13980435
retarded
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>>13980459
That's a pretty bad comic. not as bad as the usual but still meh.
Also Trixie has shit taste in friends
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http://derpiboo.ru/444322

ha
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>>13980445
I don't even know what that is
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>>13980429
I'm also really fond of someone like Rarity teaching her how to please a stallion
>No dear, you need to put the whole thing in your mouthShe'd say as she pushes her head forward forcing her to go all the way to the hilt
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>>13980484
the joke is that your headcanon is retarded
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>>13980482
ehehe
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>>13980474
Well, I liked it.
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>>13980482
Shining and Cadance are the best comic characters.
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>>13980500
Well you like shit no new news there.

The only good thin about it is that it's kinda cutely drawn
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http://derpibooru.org/445841

unf
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who's going to save quests now that sentenal is gone?
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>>13980495
I can live with that.
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>>13980500
I too only like completely OOC content of characters, my favorite is the twilight x sombra comic
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Oh cool! Its Trixie time!
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>>13980515
well mlpg is huge on ooc so it's fine if it's posted here
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>>13980515
Whatever makes you happy, anon.
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Hi Seth!
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>>13980511
Too bas saving quests is an elusive superpower nobody else has.
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>>13980504
>best
No.
>Cadance
No
Shining and his friends are great tough. But I still want the main cast
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>>13980527

Are you telling me Celestia isn't actually a motherly 9 foot Amazon?

You're crazy, anon. MLPG doesn't like OOC.
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>>13980536
That why I asked who

You special needs child
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>>13980539
deal with it.
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>>13980540
No she's a drunk not fatherly midget
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>>13980540
huh. then what could explain the multitude of erps based off of this mentioned celestia?
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>>13980255
>bump on my vagina
Your vagina is not your labia (AKA: "vag lips"), Twilight.
10 points from Gryffindor
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>you will never interact with pony using amie
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go go gadget horse dildo
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>>13980516
It's always time for Trixie
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>>13980572
;_;
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Well I blame bronies.
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>>13980569
I like how luna stabbed her horn through her pillow
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Good morning, MLPG!
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>>13980607
Caramel is a smart pony.
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>>13980596
It's my favorite part about that picture
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>>13980607
I like romantically ignorant luna more than romantically forward luna
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>>13980620
romantically forward nightmare moon
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>>13980629
An OC?
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>>13980620
I did too until the comic came out.
Slightly oblivious to personal space Luna is my favorite.
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>>13980629
now that is terror incarnate
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>>13980629
We just call that femdom.
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>>13980640
That goes hand in hand with "romantically ignorant" in my mind
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>>13980652
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>>13980540
you forgot to mention her futacock
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>>13980666
I can't speak taco, but I'm sure whatever that says would probably turn me on.
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LK where the fuck is that chubby kobold?
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Nightmare Moon wants to make a night with you that'll last forever
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11806414/
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Pony wants to destroy you with her WAAC netlist
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>>13980715
What's with all the terrible furry porn that's been posted lately?
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OH MY GOD
THE NEW VILLAIN CURSED CELESTIA AND TRANSFORMED HER INTO A DUCK
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>>13980737
she's clearly a swan you dumbass
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>>13980696
Nightmare Moon's giant moon
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>>13980742
YOUR FACE IS A DUMBASS YOU SWAN
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>>13980732

Well there's these things called opinions, and people with terrible opinions keep posting furry porn.
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>pokemon xy is out on eshop early

holy shit
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>>13980757
0/10
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>>13980757
Welp everyone is dead with they pokeymon.
MORE PONIES FOR ME WOOHOO
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R U HYPED 4 EQUESTRIA GIRLS
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>>13980716
WHY DOES CHEESELEG LOOK SO OLD HERE? I'LL COUNTER THAT WITH A FILLY VERSION~!
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>>13980757
2slow
My copy arrived 5 hours ago
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I think the worst poster on /co/ is Morgan Aensland.
It used to be Loudness Land, but I never see him post anymore.
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>>13980769
no
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>>13980769
not really.
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>>13980757
why do you lie
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>>13980766
But ponies aren't as tasty as pokemons...
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>>13980737
That means she would have the tightest vagina.
I must prepare my elongated, thin, weirdly-shaped penis.
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>>13980769
A little
I'm a huge sucker for rhythm games, but hardly any get made anymore
I just want a new Gitaroo Man and Parappa
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>>13980783
...The royal guards beat the shit out of you and throw you outside of Canterlot
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>>13980783
HEEEERE COMES THE CORKSCREEEEWWW
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>>13980782
When I was a kid I always wondered if people actually ate pokemon or was it some kind of taboo
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why is she so perfect?
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>>13980779
Because I want nothing more then to crush your hopes and dreams.
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>>13980769
So is it just a new minigame for the Gameloft game or something separate.
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>>13980796
because she can be anyone.
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>>13980795
pretty sure it was canon that people cooked farfetch'd with it's leek as far back as G1
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>>13980795
I think they do in the manga, but I'm not entirely sure.
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>>13980810
Isn't the manga fucked up?
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>>13980796
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>>13980805
>not loving her for herself
>not fucking her original form
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What do slowpoke tails taste like?
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>>13980817
Yeah, it's awesome. Much more realistic than the anime.
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Oh no, I'm late for Doctor Connor's class.
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>>13980796
>sex with Cheeselegs and your waifu
>She transforms into your waifu to double the fun
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>>13980795
Some salesman suggested that James could eat Magikarp in one episode.
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>>13980839
that was a scam though
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>>13980795
farfetch'd's entire think was that they are tasty.
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>>13980837
What if my waifu is Chrysalis?
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>>13980836
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>>13980864

CP?
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>>13980847
Why would he suggest it then? If eating pokemon was completely out of the question for that universe, he wouldn't have mentioned it.
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>>13980854
Then she gets her army of drones to turn into her so you can have your own bughorse harem
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http://derpibooru.org/444957
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>>13980863
THEN WHO WAS CHEESELEGS
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>>13980879
even through all of this, I still keep my hopes up when I go to open an image link

I just wish I didn't always regret it
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>>13980863
The you'll just do it twice.
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>>13980879
>score: 54
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I heard transformation
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>>13980879
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>>13980896
transformation into anon
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>>13980891
>>13980879
>Oh my gosh boobles,instant upvote!
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>>13980879
That's gotta be one of the worst dialogues ever.
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http://derpibooru.org/446331
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reminder that the diaper general is a thing and they insist that they are the 'normal' diaper fans in the same way we insist we are the 'normal' mlp fans
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>>13980922
>normal diaper fans
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>>13980922
So fucking what
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>>13980919
It's shit on so many levels
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>>13980919
>no wings

unbelieveable/10
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>>13980922
>ass threads gets deleted on sight
>diaper threads exist
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>>13980922
>the same way we insist we are the 'normal' mlp fans
We do?
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>>13980932
diaperfag detected
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>>13980922

We don't insist we're normal mlp fans, we insist we're not bronies. And we're not, because we don't treat it like a lifestyle. You can say that we look the same to any outsiders, but outsiders knowing or not is what differentiates us.

of course, using "we" lightly. We've got more than a few bronies here.
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>>13980919
Finally something interesting to look at.
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>>13980919
Sparity a shit
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The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is a all a matter of taste.
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>>13980919
For a second I thought that was Spike's head with Rarity's body.
And Rarity's head with Spike's body.
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>>13980980
WOW
They didn't use that Pinkie vector.
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why is youtube so terrible
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Another new friend from mlpg
I love you all
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>>13981006
go away iris
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>>13981001
>those bookmarks
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>>13981011
OH, JESS

EVEN HER SCHNEESES ARE GRACEFUL
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>>13981011
>heh
Cadence sneezes like a retard.
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>>13981011
Bless you
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>>13981011
>>>/sneezy pony general/
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beb
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>>13981011
i hate those snotty sounding forced stop sneezes
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would you watch a harem anime version of FIM?
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Rarity needs your help!
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Hey, Cadence poster from the last thread that liked our "flirting"

Can we be friends?
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>>13981026
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>>13981052
Fuck no
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>>13981052
Absolutely not
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>>13981055
>New patch for Zafehouse
YES
TIME PONY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AGAIN
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>>13981037
babs?
http://i.imgur.com/99L3x4E.jpg
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>>13981001
>tfw goggles is dead
It was a nice fad while it lasted.
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>>13981081
The first time or the scond time?
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>>13981052

Hell the fuck n-
It's done Amagami SS style and runs through every mane6 ship, giving each ship 4 solid episodes

Oh god yes!
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>>13981089
I must have missed one of the times, because I only remember one, a few months ago.
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>>13981097
I remember hearing about that anime when I watched that other one with the incest kids.

is it any good?
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>>13981081

>all that sekrit porn

I miss it
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>>13981099
It happened before that time a long time ago. A lot of fun like the second time but died after a week or two.
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pony wants you to brush your teeth again
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Okay time to play.
Any bets on how long Twist will survive?
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>>13981107

It was a lot better than I thought it was gonna be and your bound to at least like one of the girls. Watch SS+ for like two extra episodes of the individual relationships post hook up.
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>>13981135
>>>/mlp/
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>>13981135
What game is this?
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>>13981142
aight. thanks.

now I actually want a FIM fic like this.
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See, it's ded without the gay
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>>13981142

Oh, and for some reason 90% of the character songs were really good
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>>13981159
zafehouse diaries
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>>13981138
I bet AJ sneezes like a real boss. Like, it can be heard from two miles away.
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>>13981184
I bet she farts when she sneezes
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>>13981145
Oh come on we had a lot of fun with this before.
>>13981159
Zafehouse Diaries. Zombie survival game. Lets you make your own survivors. The survivors can hate other survivors and can fight between themselves. some pretty funny things like that time when SS threw a fucking bed at Scootaloo because they hated each other or Fluttershy killing everyone by amputating their leg to stop the infection from spreading
Also fuck Twist.
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>>13981072
I wish I had a brother like Big Mac
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>>13981198
I bet those farts smells like rotten apples and hay
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for sexual
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>>13981207
i don't give a shit
fuck off
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the cmc just got their cutie marks and they're all you, you are their cutie marks
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>>13981207
>an automatic rifle, a bolt action rifle, a crossbow and a submachine gun
Jesus Christ Twilight
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>>13981226
I remember reading a short story once where Applebloom got anon's face as a cutiemark because she fantasized about him while playing with herself.
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http://derpibooru.org/367316

Super ultraunf
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>>13981214
STOP LINKING TERRIBLE THINGS

THE RATIO OF GOOD TO BAD IS LIKE 1:20, AND I CAN'T NOT OPEN THEM
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>>13981218
That's not Anon____
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http://strawpoll.me/528918
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>>13981257

woops

>>13981248

STILL STOP IT
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>>13981248
gross
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>>13981211
>It ain't incest if it doesn't go in!
Wait is that true??
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>>13981211
>it ain't incest if it doesn't go in
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>>13981257
http://derpiboo.ru/440726
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>>13981271

It's also not gay if you don't make eye contact, as Saine and Roogna can testify.

They have straight anal sex all the time.
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>>13981211
I like that this is drawn in such a way that if the bed weren't in the way, Big Mac would be penetrating her.
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>>13981271
>>13981273

Please. Stop. Please.
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>>13981225
Fine.
Twist and Twilight died anyway...
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>>13981282

>roogna
>not open to gay experimentation

DYEWTS?
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>>13981293

It's not experimentation though, it's balls-to-the-wall, sling and harness, horse dildo and flavored lube gay sex.

Except it's not, because there's no eye contact.
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So kevinsano got banned from tumblr again
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>>13981273
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>>13981286
Stop what, Anon?
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>>13981306
did he post some horrifying porn or was is just the antibrony force again
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>>13981306
God dammit, I really like his stuff.

Is there somewhere else he's putting it?
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>>13981317
antibrony
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>>13981314

You know damn well what. Especially when I'm in season
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I'm not gay but I'd spoon with big mac
he's the perfect size for it
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at what age do you think someone should stop the /b/ style of talking
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>double ended vibrating urethral sound
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>>13981332
14
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>>13981330
What season is that, Anon?
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>>13981332
>mlpg chat
>I don't wanna mate I just wanna sex
That's not mlpg at all
They all want waifus and husbandos
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what was that drama about yesterday?
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>>13981348
what no, no one here wants kids
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Im sorry this is the only waifu we have left for you.
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>>13981363
satyr kids
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>>13981363
yes they do
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>>13981331

I want to be the big spoon.

So I can smell his sweat, hay, and sugar apple-scented mane
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>>13981366
i want to go adventuring in equestria with my horse wife. i dont want to raise kids.
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>>13981366
they'd be cute
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>>13981376
you're too little to be the big spoon
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>>13981359
Sentenal removed the quest archive, suspended the TF2 server and left the general and it's chats all because of Cosmo.
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>>13981377
after adventuring you can settle down and have satyr abomination kids with outrageous hips
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>>13981364
Absolutely Perfect
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>>13981384

No if you go by the pony size chart.

Nuh uh, not even if he were real horse sized. It'd just be a little difficult.
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>>13981393
those hips are illegal

like whoa
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>>13981363
I want kids. Pony kids with my waifu or normal kids with a normal girl.
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>>13981363
>implying no breeders here
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>>13981405
I'm afraid you'll have to comprimise anon
pony top human bottom
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>>13981389
Man, fuck Cosmo. All he had to do was talk to sentenal, then non of this would have happened.
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>>13981344
Poor spike
foreverial betalized
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>>13981415
Nah. Pony kids.
Satyrs a shit
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>>13981424
You cannot have pony kids.

And they will not allow you to adopt.
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>>13981424
you can't have pony kids anon, you're not a pony
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Cumming as deep in pone as you can unprotected.
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>>13981424

satyrs a shit indeed, centaur stronk.
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>>13981428
Says who?

>>13981429
Oh look at all that magic. I guess I have a pony child with pony waifu
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>>13981432
Massaging her belly full of seed
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>>13981433
No.
Centaurs a shit.
Pony kids.
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>>13981438
your pony child dies a horrible death shortly after birth since exposure to magic before she was fully formed prevented her lungs from forming properly
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>>13981438
The magic only works so far. It's why griffons and ponies can only have hippogriffs.
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>>13981439
I'd much rather fuck Big Mac.
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>>13981344
The fall. Don't you know what happens in the fall? The spirits come out.

Don't think the sunlight is going to protect you.
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>>13981225
Whoa, Faceless. Stop it.
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Reminder to all you horsefuckers that BraeburnQuest resumes in ~7 hours.

Archives available at /arc/mlp/ on the sub
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>>13981420
>broken .gif
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>>13981455
>lungs not formed properly

that's what they said last time dick.
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>>13981455
>>13981457
Sorry can't hear you over my pony child and pony waifu being happy with me. And my pony waifu's little sister thinks her nephew is adorable
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>>13981483

RE

FUCKING

JECT
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>>13981483
decline
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>>13981474
pffft

>>13981478
shut the fuck up chau you got eaten by a baby you don't know shit
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>>13981483
[vibrating intensifies]
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/101867/7/forced-pony-sex/7-chrysalis-vents-some-steam
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>>13981483

Decline. Every time.
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>>13981494
I just imagined Dash as Batman screaming "WHERE ARE THEY" at Joker-Spike.
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>>13981481
Anon, that's a satyr. Look, he's even waving at you with his hands, flexing his fingers.
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>>13981514
Anon it's my fantasy so shut the fuck up, get out and make your own fantasy. It's a cute unicorn boy. 100% pony.
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is that doxy trixie pic up anywhere yet
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>>13981521
Anon, your wife is worried about you.
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>>13981390
that's adorable

not enough cute art with fleetfoot
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satyrs arent even real
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>>13981528
You know what Anon? Fine. Do whatever you want. I need to learn something anyway.
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>>13981474
Wait, what happened to the old archive on dropbox?
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minotaurs arent even real
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>>13981542
It's gone anon. See for yourself

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
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>>13981542
sent flipped out yesterday
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>>13981541
Anon, you need to wake up.
There are no ponies.
There never were.
You're not even married.
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what if earth was pony heaven?
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>>13981552
Retrovirus soon, fellow luster
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>>13981491
God I'd have the biggest boner
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>>13981542
sent quit the internet, apparantly giving an $800 computer away to somebody who didn't even thank him, and give nothing in return was no big deal, but one guy who just wanted to be left alone was the last straw
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>>13981542
Sent got fed up with some stuff so he's not running it anymore, but it's all migrated over to the sub so hopefully we'll get someone to manage that one.
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>>13981581
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>>13981564
No, earth is pony hell.
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>>13981583
At least Tex didn't deliberately keep sentenal from doing things.
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>>13981531
She honestly needs more art over all as do other Wonderbolts not named Spitfire and/or Soarin actually Soarin needs more art too.without Braeburn especially
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http://derpiboo.ru/446201?scope=scpe883b7afc0105b076b0f7eb24ab879a1527cef164

>that fuzzy little chest
unf
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mnVWJpMhuE
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I like everything but Luna's expression here
http://sunibee.tumblr.com/post/63747071359
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>>13981594
I can't help it, dryhumping is fucking unf
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>>13981597
thats a pretty fucking big monetary difference anon
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Cosmo did nothing wrong
Sentenal associated with BCS
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>>13981611
Wow, this is pretty great.
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>>13981636

Was Tex wrong? Everyone loves Tex.
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>>13981624
Tex didn't steal the 800 from sent. It was consensual
Cosmo on the other hand kept sent from joining a voice chat purely out of spite. That's what did him in
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>>13981648
>the woman didn't fight back so it was consensual
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>>13981655
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>>13981636
I don't want to pick sides, but both sides need to stop being stupid
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>Flitter losing to Cloudchaser
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>>13981648
I looked at the chatlogs. He didn't know about it. Apparently even after he was unblocked sent continued his tantrum.
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>>13981622
That's pretty nice, but yeah. Is Luna supposed to be Nightmare Mooning or something?
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>>13981558
>This explanation is placed here to avoid off topic discussion in the threads while providing an explanation to some things.

I can't wait to see someone twist this around
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>>13981648

>tripfags being dicks to other tripfags

Why?
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A horse walks into a bar looking dejected.

The bartender says, "you look like you could use a drink. So, what's your story?"

The horse looks at him and says, "What's my story? Aren't you going to ask me 'Why the long face?'"

The bartender rubs his chin and says, "Oh yeah, I guess I could've said that. So, what'll you have?"

The horse replies, "What kind of bartender doesn't know about the 'long face' joke? I mean, come on! Ugh, just get me a beer."

The bartender says, "Sorry, pal. I guess I didn't know I was required to follow through with old cliches."

The horse replies, "You know what? Never mind, I didn't want to come to his dive bar anyway." He stands up, knocks over a table, and trots towards the exit.

The bartender tells him, "You looked like a big ol' bronco when you walked in here, but you know what? You're more like a pony."

The horse spits on the ground. "Oh yeah, and why do you say that?"

The bartender responds, "Cause, you're a little horse."
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>>13981646
Tex didn't ask for a computer
If I send $50 to BCS, I expect nothing in return unless it was arranged beforehand

Sentenal threw a bitchfit over sa.jpg and the fact that not everyone cares about him and wants to share information with him
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>>13981648
>kept sent from joining a voice chat

that's a good thing
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>>13981663
Cloudchaser>Flitter
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>middle school tier drama
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speaking of cosmo, how do you feel about him wearing a fedora and playing video games with cute girls all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xFXV_1-yE
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>>13981695
wrong cosmo, shitlord
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Three years.
For three fucking years this shit has been going on.
For three straight years, we have been talking about ponies.
That's 3/4 of someone getting a degree. 3/4 of somebody's high school years. That's the ENTIRETY of someone's middle school years.
Three years. Talking about ponies. What happened to the time?
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>>13981558
I can't blame him. I would have cracked and left much, much earlier.
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>>13981693
I used to go to this place called Kid's Factory that was basically a giant indoor tunnel system/ playground. It was great. More and more retarded children started to get dropped off there and I had to stop going because they were really violent.

It feels like that right now.
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>>13981680
That is my opinion on this matter as well, I gave someone here something I wasn't using anymore. He was very grateful for it, but I'd never expect anything in return for that sort of thing.
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>>13981703
time is just a concept
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>>13981703
It was enjoyed.
I'm looking forward to the next three years.
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>>13981707
didn't he ask Tex for a picture that he never ever got? That says something about appreciation.
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>>13981667
According to the chat logs, Cosmo still had him blocked, and was refusing to speak to him directly.
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>Around June 2, I was brought onboard the group called Sanity Sold Separately by BCS.

This is when people should have realized that he wasn't worth associating with.
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>>13981703
THREE MORE YEARS!
THREE MORE YEARS!
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I wish Twilight could help me learn C...
or if she doesn't know C I wish we could learn it together.
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>>13981729
but BCS wasn't batshit fucking insane in june
I think
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>>13981558
>sentenal gets asked to talk to everyone in that group
>cosmo doesn't want to talk to him
>he doesn't explains WHY he doesn't want to talk to him
>instead of asking graham they decided to create a shitstorm

fuck both cosmo and sentenal
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WHERE ARE THE CHAT LOGS?
I DON'T SEE THEM
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>>13981611
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>>13981743
BCS was batshit insane long before that

It started around the time she made up the >rapes
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>>13981745
http://www.mediafire.com/view/2gtn2glsv6pbu5g/MLPG%3B_Fanfiction_chat.txt

<3
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>>13981743
That was actually when it started to happen. She thought she was in charge of making the next gen MLP
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>>13979946
You are getting really good
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>>13981744
which one of them dragged it into the general and now I've got to hear about it for the next three days?
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>>13981742
A study date with Twilight would go like pic related

In this case, you're the redhead
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>>13981722
It would not be a donation if he expected anything in return.
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>>13981765
Anon.
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>>13981698
I think I like that cosmo better though
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/r/ing the pastebin of the motherly celestia fics
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>>13981765
Probably sentenal.
He was here last night when it all started.
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>>13981765
If cosmo confronted him directly this wouldn't have happened

Is it really that hard to say "no"?
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>>13981769
Okay let's go trouh everything wrong with your statement
1 I am not a hot redhead girl
2 I don't know how to do what she's doing
3 I really need to learn this stuff
4 I am sure both me and Twilight would be more interested in learning
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>>13981783
fuck him then
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http://i.imgur.com/0oZiqKj.png
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pony needs a job
pony wants to clean your house once a week for $75
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>>13981782
The one from SA?
http://pastebin.com/u/SmutAnon
The Guardian ones are the ones you are looking for
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>>13981765
That'd be sentenal.
And whichever dumbasses from the Skype chat decided to start bitching at Cosmo in here rather than in private like they should have.
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Why is appledan even in that chat?
He's shit at art and really annoying
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>>13981800
who the fuck cares besides you
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>>13981797
thank you
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>>13981757
Holy fuck where can I find more of this
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>>13981796
I'll give her minimum wage for how long she's here each day
75 is way too much
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>>13981789
But Cosmo wanted to ignore sentenal. That's why he blocked him on Skype so he didn't have to see sentenal's messages.
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>>13981789
if sent wasn't a socially malformed retard this wouldn't have happened. first tex now this.
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>>13981796
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yeah...I ain't giving her more than 10$
It's not a big apartment, I keep it pretty damn tidy, there's no dishes to be done, really it would take pony an hour to completely clean the house
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>>13981813
If everyone was perfect, none of this would have happened.
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>something that has nothing to do with MLPG but rather with a skype chat
>"I know, I'll bring it up in MLPG!"
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>>13981796
Is she willing to snuggle with me if she gets tired from cleaning? That is a deal breaker for me.
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Fucking AppleDan
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>>13981810
>>13981822

pony can't live off minimum wage
pony thinks $75 is more than fair for a job well done
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>>13981832
Are we going to have sex?
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>>13981812
But that doesn't hide messages, it just stops PM's.

Cosmo said he wanted to ignore him. But blocking doesn't do that.

He could have unblocked him AND ignored him.
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>>13981832
Again, it shouldn't take her more than an hour. All she has to do is vacuum for 5 minutes, mop up for 15 minutes at most, and dust off two TVs and a desk. That's all.
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>endii in the chat before he even posted on mlpg
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>>13981832
That particular pony can get 75 a week if she wears that outfit
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>>13981841
Not likely
this is a legitimate business
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>>13981845
what the fuck does this have to do with mlpg

get out
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>>13981845
why couldn't sentenal just, i dont know, leave him alone?
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>>13981832
I tell pony to fuck off and hire a donkey who does just as good work for $5
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>>13981789
Cosmo did say 'no' multiple times.
Sent just couldn't handle it that someone simply told him to leave them alone without writing an essay about the reasons.
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>>13981856
Then no, 75$ is too much.
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wait, so sent finally decided to fuck off?

why the fuck didn't we celebrate?
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>>13981855
look, we all know you're only interested in turning this into some 50 Shades of Gray crap.

me too.
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I wish I could be a super good artist just so I could turn down popularfags
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>>13981832
I'll hire her for 1 week to see how she does

this place better be clean enough to eat off of when she's done.
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>>13981869
pony is angry and upper deckers your toilet before she leaves
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>>13981857
>>13981857
>>13981857
>>13981857
>>13981857
please this
he's gone now and the aftermath isn't even so bad
we have a mirror of the archive and the server will probably be fine
nothing of value was lost
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>>13981877
I don't think pony would do that.
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>>13981870
Because he decided to also fuck over a bunch of completely uninvolved people I guess.
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>>13981864
Cosmo kept him from entering the voice chat, and refused to talk to him about it.
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>>13981872
Only if pony wants to
I mean I'm too beta to start anything to begin with
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>>13981877
>upper deckers

Do I even want to know?
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Reminder that the third draw event will be starting on the 25th.
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>>13981880
>the aftermath isn't even so bad
100 bongodollars the sa.jpg shitposter(s) won't stop, even though Sent left.
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>>13981891
It means she does her business in the top water storage part of the toilet
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>>13981895
>implying it wasn't sent himself
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>>13981894
I hope you draw d&d horses.
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>>13981832
Sure, I do not mind.

Can I pet her mane?
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>>13981894
But when will I find true pony love?
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>>13981883
What a spiteful cunt.
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>>13981889
but do you want to be he dom or do you want her to
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>>13981911

Yo.
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>>13981915
Can you not read
Obviously I would want her to be the dom
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>>13981910
No
This is a business not a prostitution ring
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>>13981908
What d&d horses
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I'm gonna get a whopper and a 40
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>>13981940

kobold horses
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>>13981923
>.gov
>true pony love has been furloughed
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>>13981950
kobold princess horses?
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>>13981948
I can't wait to see him interact with the previous characters. Or not. I can't wait to see him again.
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>>13981951
no
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>>13981927
Why does that pony wear the bow tie
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>>13981951
As you wish. Have a Twilight too.
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>>13981978
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>>13981951
With or without Spike?
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>>13982005
Without, because together they a shit
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>>13981992
She's a fancy pony
She does have other outfits though
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Hearts & Hooves a shit and one of the worst episodes of S2.
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>>13982011
But with can be so cute.
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>>13981993
Twirity a shi
>>13982005
I'd take Twirity over Spikeity. Also by the time Spike is like that Rarity would be old. dead or running like hell since Spike is going feral again
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>>13982016
I'd like to pin her down and make her unfancy
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>>13981929
Fine. Whatever then. Watching a cute pony cleaning my house is more than enough anyways.
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>your pony maid will never develop a crush on you but do her best to hide it
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>>13982025
Maybe so, but it's still a shit
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>>13982028
Woah anon, that's lewd
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>>13982037
>especially while you're pounding her pussy raw and cumming inside of her unprotected
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>>13982027
Or they could just find a way to keep his growth controlled and make him mature faster.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocC8_TQRQ1c

What if s4 was only 25 episodes, but instead we got weekly videos for a year hosted by the ponies instead on inane subjects?
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Money that was on your shelf is missing, do you ask your pony maid about it?
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for some reason whenever i have a lewd thought I sneeze twice
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Pone demanded that you freestyle.
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>>13982028
That'd probably make her very angry.
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>>13982065
Tell pone I already live on the edge.
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>>13982064
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_induced_sneezing

My knees shake when I think of anything too lewd
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>>13982075
oh, I guess that explains it.
>>
Pony wants you to play it safe.
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>>13982048
Oh yeah let's completely fuck with how he ages.
Also protip he's a BABY dragon.
Also another thing made clear by the show. Rarity sees him as a younger brother at most. No love love anywhere in the show. Hell she was hitting on Fancy. She doesn't really give a fuck about Spike loving her.
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>>13982075
NAKED PONIES
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>>13982075
pfff

I have no outward signs that show what I'm thinking. How does that even happen?
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>>13981207
Give us the character pack and I might play it
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>>13982075
Is getting an erection a natural reaction
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>>13981959
yes indeedy
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>>13982090
fuck i actually feel my nose tingling
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>>13982086
>anyone giving a fuck about spike
>ever
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>>13982098
Okay where should I upload it?
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good morning mlpg
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>>13982130
min.us
mega.co
dropbox
even imgur, but that's a pain in the ass
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>>13982086
http://www.derpibooru.org/444856
You sure about that anon?
>She doesn't really give a fuck about Spike loving her.
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pony is going to a 12-step meeting and wants to know if you can come with for support
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>>13982086
>baby dragon
>grew up with Twilight when she was still a filly
If she's 20 he's probably around fifteen or sixteen or some shit.
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>>13982136
hello bestprincess how are you
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>>13982139
Yeah and a bit later this happened.
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>>13982143
Sure. Just let me get my special glasses and I will attend the meeting to support the pony.
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why the fuck are you guys talking about the show

why aren't you talking about tripfags and tumblr
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>>13982136
It's 21:21 here...
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>>13982154
Yes. Dragons can live for millions of years. Therfore, trying to give spike the responsabilities of a 20 year old when, according to his species, 20 years is pratically no age at all, is going to cause some incredible problems
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>>13982154
I'd say she was 10 years old at the exam...They were around the same age as the CMC
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>>13982136
What is the jalapeno for?
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>>13982169
I'm a major Squigglekickerfag but I really hope Rarity ends up marrying Fancy Pants in the show.
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>>13982189
Its a banana.
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>>13982169
I don't see how that is not giving a fuck about spike. Sure she isn't interested in him romantically but spike does mean a lot to her.
>>
For all you artists/people who like watching pretty sketches here, the Masters of Anatomy Kickstarter is now live.

http://mastersofanatomy.com/
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>>13982185
>20 years is pratically no age at all, is going to cause some incredible problems
Except for ponies. Ponies aren't dragons. Spike would still have 20 years of life experience under his belt.
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>>13982193
And I'm a huge Twirity fan and I completely agree with you. Fancypants is till now the only one worthy of her and the only one who could treat her right.
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>>13982193
>>13982215
And gay ships are for dweebs.
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>>13982213
Yet he'll be considered a child. So it would be pedophilia.
He, right now, in the show, is like a 10 year old.
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>>13982193
>>13982215
They're not going to get married.
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will fancypants still like rarity when she becomes an alicorn princess
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>>13982137
derpy.me/fabqj
Here you are. You know where to put it right?
Anyway has some characters and each has their own job and stats.
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>>13982235
My back is against a corner, so that's impossible.
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Archive!noTe.poNY.

Test
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>>13982236
I don't know, would you fuck a woman if you had a 50% chance of making super babies?
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>>13981796
>>13981832

Can it be a boy pony?
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>>13982246
Pony is a ghost

>>13982236
He liked Rarity's friends even if they were acting completely idiotic so yeah I think he will still love her if she becomes an alicorn princess
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>>13982215
I'd be insanely jealous of Fancypants.
But i know he'd make her happier than I ever could.
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>>13982213
Yes, the probelm is, that's 20 years of PONY life experience. He's not actually 20 years old if you compare what "20 years old" would mean to a dragon (it'd probably be a number between 20,000 - 200,000 years, most likly), and he almost certainly shouldn't be given adult responsabilities when he is technically a toddler because that'll fuck him over in the long run, since he'll pratically have no "childhood" while other dragons would have had a childhood of about 1000 years or so
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>>13982259
No.
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>>13982245
Thanks, anon
Now I can be a true faggot while being a faggot.
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>>13982226
>apple is drawing ponies again
wowza
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>>13982268
Dash makes a cute maid, but she sucks at cleaning.
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>>13982266
That's the thing. She's my waifu. And I'd be happier than anything if she ended up with Fancy. He's a gentlemen. He's rich. He's a big name in the fashion industry.
He can make her happy. More happy than anyone could. And he'd be a bro with her friends too.
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>>13982268

Then no dice ese.
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>>13982268
Why are tail docks so cute on those ponies?
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>>13982268

Well that certainly isn't fair anon
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>>13982215
>Twirity
>unironically

>>>/killyourself/
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>>13982290
>>13982299
The males can only be butlers.
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>>13982308
Or all mighty janitors
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>>13982287
All of those things are true.
But I wouldn't be able to help myself from feeling some envy.
Because I'm a selfish son of a bitch.
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>>13982292
They just are anon.
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad5853e24b12e3080518128edbd7f57f/tumblr_mucbqfSym71s84gd2o1_1280.png
>that horn
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>>13982308
I'd hire a stallion butler.
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>>13982302
...Nah

>>13982319
Oh trust me you wouldn't be alone. I'd be happy for her but I'd still get drunk with Spike and cry ourselves to sleep
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>>13982308
>not dressing your butlers up in maid outfits and forcing them to act and speak femininely

are you gay or something
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>>13982330
Maybe we can all get drunk together.
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>>13982336
Sued for emotional trauma and sexual assault.
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>>13982361
Yeah. All of us, going together at the bar, ordering a shitload of drinks and towards the end we'd toast for Rarity and Facnypants. Then we'd all hug and start crying together while the bartender just curses himself because it's one of those nights again.
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>>13982362
/r/mensrights pls
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>>13982271
Glad I could help.
Be careful tough. I gave them all backgrounds and made pegasuses, unicorns and Earth ponies different races.
And the game kinda makes the characters extremely racist
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>>13981826

that was really deep
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Do you brush your ponies regularly
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>>13982424
Whoops, forgot to brush today

THANKS ANON
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>>13982428
Make sure you brush them all!
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>>13982424
Pony requires a good brush at least once a wekk, but brushing more often helps keep them happy and clean.
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>>13982420
Mayor Mare isn't racist. She just tries to keep Ponyville's traditions. The town was founded by earth ponies after all, right?
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>>13982396
I bet he'd have to deal with that a lot.
Anons who lost their waifus to someone else.
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>>13982424
I don't think she likes it though
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>>13982420
>racist
>against glorious feathery pegasi
aw fuck no
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>tfw applying for a job
>tfw automated email saying "we will only contact you if your qualifications merit and we wish to further discuss employment opportunities with you"

and that's the last I'll ever hear from them
thanks obama
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>>13982441
I game them the thrice over.
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>>13982482
that's what you get for taking compsci/a creative degree
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>>13982448
Y-you're back?
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>>13982492
A shit poster? yes he's back
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>>13982501
But it's just the linkboard.
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>>13982490
GAVE damn it
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>>13982464
You can spread rumours in the group to make the survivors hate or like each other more.

Of course it's kinda hit and miss. I mean I made Fluttershy a convicted murderer once and no one gave a fuck except AJ who liked her more.
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>>13982503
That's not how you brush the teeth. You have to brush vertically!
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http://zevponyart.tumblr.com/image/63732207019
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>>13982510
Anyway I kinda have a problem now...
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>>13982521
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>>13982510
>except AJ who liked her more.
That's fucking wonderful.
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>you will never cover your favorite pony in cum
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>>13982533
how does pony shoot the gun
>inb4 magic
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>>13982524
Shit man Mayor Mare is a stone cold killer
>Letting AB perform an amputation
RIP in peace Flutters
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>>13982523
would look better without the tits
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>>13982524
select pistol, select horse
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>>13982524
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>>13982549
Hoofgrip.
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>>13982539
Good. I don't want to.
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>>13982539
>you will never turn your favorite pony into cum
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>>13982554
It's the most logical thing man. This are zombies we're talking about. She's already dead. Mayor is right. She'd consume their supplies and could go full zombie on them
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>>13982576
>you will never cum your favorite pony into another pony
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>>13982570
I just want to cuddle her, she's adorable.
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>>13982578
Killing her wouldn't solve the problem.
The game is a cruel bastard. She can raise as a zombie and attack the survivors in a few hours. Shit like that happened before.
>AJ dies
>Raises and attacks Rarity who was removing the corpses from the building
>Only saved by Twilight who shot AJ in the neck
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>>13982524

I guess it's time to AMPUTATE!!
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>>13982584
this is even better
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>>13982524
Amputate.
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Put fluttershy down old yeller style
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>>13982587
i just tried that
i think you have to have a jew nose in order for it to stay in place
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>pony will never polish your rifle
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>>13982605
>Killing her wouldn't solve the problem.
That's retarded. Why can't you choose to put a round in her head? The fuck.
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>>13982620
>responding to shitposters
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>>13982631

For a second there I thought I was looking at an old flintlock rifle, but then I noticed what I was looking at was pure retardation.
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>>13982647
Same here.
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>>13982606
>>13982614
WHATEVER COULD GO WRONG WITH LETTING A CHILD AMPUTATE?

>>13982632
I can. It's one of the options. I'm just saying she'll probably raise later as a goddamn zombie.
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pony's alright now
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>>13982647
it's a pony gun anon of course it is
I haven't seen anything more retarded than FO:E's mouth guns though
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>>13982647
>>13982654
At least it's not quite as retarded as mouth grips.
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>>13982620

You have to press it between the lip and your nose. You don't see it on this manga because for some reason they don't draw noses right in them japanese comics.
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>>13982631
How the fuck does that rifle work
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>>13982656
>I'm just saying she'll probably raise later as a goddamn zombie.
And I'm saying that's retarded if you put a round through her skull.
Shit game, get it together.
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>>13982631
>that song
GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP

>>13982673
hoof in the loop and pull back? I don't know
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>>13982657
I'm glad for pony
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>AppleDan: obviously i've boiled some piss to use as a reference

Quality artist chat
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>>13982656
why fluttershy
why
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>>13982692
wow it's fucking nothing
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>>13982656
>Fluttershy finally succumbed to her new injuries and died shortly after

>Fluttershy is near death.

Is she ded or alive?
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>>13982673

From what I can deduce, the rifle rests on the pone's shoulder considering it has no butt. In which case, the kick from the rifle would make the weapon jump up off of the shooter. It's completely impractical.
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>>13982524
>>13982565
>>13982614
>>13982606

I'm a horrible person. Also, I have an active eroguro fetish.

I guess this won't be winning me any points with the Flutterwaifufags.
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>>13982692
>not experimenting with you body fluids
It's like you've never painted with blood before.
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>>13982700
>died
>near death
SHE'S ALREADY A ZOMBIE
FUCK
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>>13982712
It's okay, it'll grow back.
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>>13982712
what caused you to bring sentenal to your autism cave?
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here's those requests from last night if you didn't see them
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>>13982700
The game has a few problems with the order of the events.
After the fight she was near death. But since the infection event happened in the middle of the fight it took precedence over the last line which shows Fluttershy's status.

Alternatively Apple Bloom killed her so much that she died and if you touch her she'd die again, being double ded
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>>13982722
They're cut from the same super autistic cloth
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>>13982726
Super adorable
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>>13982712
NO, WHY

STOP IT
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>>13982043
Just like your favorite ship then
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I hate marker pony
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What are you wearing for Halloween, MLPG?
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we back
DIAMOND DOG TF
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>>13982704
>practical
>pony guns
pick one
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Not getting any connection errors but I still can't see my posts or any new posts.
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>>13982748
I don't ship.
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boop?
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>>13982726
Loving the Fluttershy there.
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GOOD MORNING
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DED
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are we back?
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>>13982712

How horrifying
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Pony just licked you, but because of the laws of mlpg only pony should lick pony. You're now to be turned into a background pony, with their fandom assigned personalities included. Choose.
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http://derpibooru.org/446265

unf/10
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>>13982748
So adorable.
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Oh hey we're alive again
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>>13982722

What the hell is wrong with you?

At this point in time my mother has closed my bank account in a panic and hid my $500 from me and left me without transportation just to keep me trapped here with her after she was responsible for freaking out when the neighbors called 911 on her when I was suicidal again and got me put in the hospital for 8 days... I have NO escape... MLPG is the only way that I have even a little bit of laughter and the only thing you can do is shitpost?

Go kill yourself.
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We still ded?
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>>13980640
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why
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WE DEAD
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http://imgur.com/a/2RXeo
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>posting broken for /mlp/ alone

TANKS MOOT
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bebest of bebs
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The Haunting Hour is pretty good and also on the hub.
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>>13982748
I don't ship
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Wow, thanks mootles
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which one of you was it
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I used to wonder what friendship could be.
I still do, but I used to, too.
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So drama queen mlpg, what is the latest drama these days?
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>>13982817
I want to bury my head in that bosom while she giggles and calls me her good little boy.
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>>13982817
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ALIVE
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bretty gut, red
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>>13983036
Site's down and nobody can post.
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>>13982817
that's disgusting
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>>13983036
sentenal became an hero
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>>13982950
MOOT please break mlp again. Save us
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>>13983036
Rediv has a big butt.
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>>13983046
but would you stick your dick in it
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poop
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>>13983060
In Rediv?

Sure, but I don't see the point, I'm only 5"
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No...NO! IT'S BACK! I'M NEVER GOING TO BE FREE OF THIS PLACE!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XibVs_o2ePI

nostalgia
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>>13983080
those aren't his real eyes
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>>13983080
Chill, let's watch a movie.
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>>13983067
Pics of it in panties when
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4

it's really cute how proud AB looks of her burps.
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>>13983099
When I lose about 150lbs, shave, and apply some kind of restorative cream.
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>>13983080
>>13983093
Any googly eyes on ponies?
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>>13982754
I'm dressing up like a pulp serial aviator
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>>13983127
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>>13983127
>All three seasons edited with realistically behaving googly eyes on the pones' faces

fund it
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>>13982889
>filename
8/10 I giggled
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>>13982754
a horse mask and morse code thing
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boop?
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>>13983174
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>>13983099
>>13983117
>pics of your fiver

I-is there really an audience for this
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>>13982754
>choosing the most popular costume of the year

maximum pleb, unless you are doing it ironically
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>>13983182
Some people like small cocks you know
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I wish pony wouldn't smoke weed around me.
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>>13983182
I don't know if theres an audience, but I'd love to see it

God damn it, went from zero to boner typing that
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>>13982754
I'm planning on ripping my flesh off and go as a skeleton.
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>>13981902
Wouldn't it just dissolve and go down when you flushed?
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>>13982754
I plan on shooting up some krokodil and going as a real zombie
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>>13983170
i need a horse mask
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what if pony comes to the human world and she gets too buff
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>>13983217
Speaking of five inchers
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>>13983195
Jesus, just go to /unf/ if you really want to see that stuff. MLPG is for pony, not dicks
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>>13983190
dont worry, you sound like an awful person so ponies wouldnt want to be around you anyways
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>>13983229
>go to unf for non-pony stuff
>mlpg is for ponies
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>>13983224
>implying
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>mlpg has more people willing to post their dicks than they have drawfags
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MLPG VG.7z (125.7 MB)
https://mega.co.nz/#!QQtQHaoB!S7CnmE-DZOS7nYCmIlIy8irIO34Vu17rvOe_wwBg1dc

MLPG X-Mas.7z (25.8 MB)
https://mega.co.nz/#!AN9znBTQ!AK6I-zr3oz6gxhzYnKNm123nHR84TUemloEmKsfZWDQ
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>>13983231
>Please don't do this thing around me
>No you're an awful person if you don't want to smell this
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>>13983221
I would a buff Pinkie
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>>13983239
I don't mind
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>>13983236
4?
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>>13983170
Morse code thing?

>>13982754
I need a brown handlebar mustache, black pants, a white shirt, a belt pouch and rainbow straps.
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>>13983207
well eventually but it's going to make the water shitty if you don't take it out
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>>13983243
WORK ON THE GAME MLPG
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>>13983239
I wish they'd get some horrible disease and die.
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>>13983231
It does smell bad.
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>>13983260
a morse code tapper
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>>13983280
Really?
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pony fell asleep with her head on your lap
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>>13983239

That's because of the effort required to post a dick is far lower than it is to just draw.
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>>13983308
But I have to fart.
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>>13983308
>pony diet
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>>13983316
I'm going to take it to the next level and learn how to draw with my dick and post that
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>>13983324
This is what should happen.

All the artists should draw self-portraits of their dicks. Post anonymously and let us guess whose is whose.
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>jessy is ded
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>>13983287
even if you are right about thing people dont like to hang around people who constantly complain.
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>>13983335
Good. I feel happy for people on their way to moving past this whole shitty fandom and getting on with their lives.

Maybe one day we'll be dead too.
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>>13983333
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>>13983243
What exactly are those files?
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>>13983358
I wish you were dead
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>pony is dead
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>>13983352
>Not constantly complaining about things you don't like.
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>>13983308
Pony is going to stop my heart.
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>>13983365
Too big to be tex
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>>13983377
I want a little bed pone
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>>13983176
Mewball isn't even old enough to drink why would he keep alcohol around the house
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>>13983190
http://imgur.com/Ge3FT4a

pony respects your wishes and will go somewhere else
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>>13983377
>tfw you can't feel to this because you're rock hard
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>>13983366
I haven't opened them, but they are probably skype chats.
VG: Video Game chat. Remember the shitty video game we were supposed to make? It blew up.
X-Mas: Christmas project chat.
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>>13983385
to drink away the pain of not being sandwiched between a furry abomination and lyra
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>>13983388
What a nice pony, way better than the other stony ponies that need to engage in argument.
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>>13983392
Being so sex obsessed is far from healthy, anon.
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>>13983396
>I haven't opened them, but they are probably skype chats

Well, I guess that makes it clear that Sentenal dumping the first logs wasn't just a kneejerk reaction but that he's truly a despicable person.
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>>13983404
What the fuck asshole? Stop forcing your beliefs on the stony ponies. They can't just go anywhere they want like you fleshy faggots. Dick.
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>>13983404
Yeah. It's like the ponies who leave the room to smoke, to avoid bothering the others. It's a nice gesture.
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>>13983420
That's not true at all
I wouldn't have most of my friends if I wasn't such a hornball
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>>13983365
I said a self-portrait of their dicks. Not a self portrait with their dicks.
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Anon's dick is my fetish
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>>13983423
The thing is he'll come back again. This isn't the first time he dumped chat logs.
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>>13983423
We don't know it's him. Actually, it could be anyone from the chat, since everyone in the chats have access to the entire chat logs (I think, it's been a while since I've used skype)
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>>13983425
stony pony is a filthy degenerate
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>>13983432
You have very unhealthy relationships, anon.
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>>13983449
xieril pls
we're talking about dicks
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>>13983425
She could, if she TRULY wanted to. She just doesn't have enough willpower.
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Sent is a nice guy with a good heart, but when he does these meaningless flip outs it's kind of annoying

Go to a therapist and learn how to curb your autism dude
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>>13983468
You mean go see a therapist so you can get autismbux.
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>>13983449

Rarity should eat less beans.
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>>13983425
>royal guard asses

dayum

prinsahs be praised
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>>13983468
>Sent is a nice guy with a good heart
He's a fucking piece of shit.
He acts like a nice guy so people let him participate but when he doesn't get his way he flips his shit and drags everyone with him, no matter if they were involved or not.
>>
5 HOURS 30 MINUTES UNTIL NEW HOR-I MEAN POKEMON
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>>13983484
I'm already playing
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What if you had a box that had ponies in it but you weren't allowed to open it
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>>13983484
>pokemon
>2013
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>>13983484
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>>13983477
Regular autism is pretty shitty dude. Not the internet autism or whatever.
If you have regular autism, you go to a therapist to get help.
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>>13983489
>can't get food or water in
>ponies die

No thanks. Let the ponies run free.
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>>13983491
furfag gtfo
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>>13983493
I know that feel bro.

>tfw no petting
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>>13983484
>work later
>can't go to midnight release
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>>13983484
I kinda want to play this new pokemon but I don't own a 3DS

what do?
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>>13983490
/tg/ pls be less furry

why cant you fap to ponies like normal people
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>>13983508
Get a job and buy a 3DS, or stop buying new pony plushies to cum in and buy a 3DS.
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>NYCC friday
>No preview
>/mlp:g/ more interested in pokemon
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>>13983520
I have the money

but I'm not sure I want to shell out the money to play one game
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>>13983491
>braixen
>braizen
>brazien
>brazilen
>brazilian

Hue
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>>13983501
Front or back?
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I wish to be the little filly
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>>13983452
No, it's me. I don't want them on my PC anymore.
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>>13983484
I have not played a Pokemon game since sapphire
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>>13983503
petting
what petting
where's the petting
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>>13983538
I wish to cuddle the little filly.
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>>13983537
Both are nice
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/alabama-teen-hangs-days-arrest-streaking-field-high-school-football-game-article-1.1482614

This makes me very happy. I wish more kids did this.
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>>13983494
But I'm incapable of doing anything productive or working with people.

I think I deserve these autismbux.
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What if pony doesn't have a traditional vagina and they mate through traumatic insemination and birth by pushing little pony babies out of their skin
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>>13983567
Or they split like amoebas
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>>13983562
are you in the right thread?
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>>13983562
kill themselves?
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>>13983564
Get a proper diagnosis first, not some kind of self-diagnosis.
Then you can get proper help according to your troubles.
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>>13983562
Do something stupid that carries unreasonably severe lifelong penalties and then kill themselves because their chances of success in the country are permanently dashed?
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>then the little filly turned around and opened the barn door
>and all the apples...were gone
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>>13983562
>Wait, stuff I do actually has consequences?
>Better kill myself!
Why are people so stupid?
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>>13983564
did you listen to the vomit fetishist howardstern interview that has been posted here a few times?

the guy has no real mental problems but says he cant work with others. so he gets government money to pay for his house and food. he has never worked a job in 40 years. he goes on to explain the hardest part is convincing the doctors he has a problem working with people since so many think he is full of shit but he still manages to do it.
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>>13983590
But the reason why I have autismbux in the first place is because I got a proper diagnosis, although I had to study what an autistic person acts like thanks based /jp/.

Also that image reminds me of someone who replied to a post I made days ago about diamond dog transformation, if that person is here I'll just let you know:I'm working on it.
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>>13983605
Yes

>>13983588
And yes
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>>13983551
POKEMON PETTING NIGGA
YOU CAN PET YOUR POKEMON
IN
3
D
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>>13983618
okay
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>>13983520
>get a job

my plan is to wait until there is a used 2ds for $70
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>>13983610
>do something stupid once
>the state permanently fucks your life
Sounds like disproportionate punishment to me.
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>>13983610
because sex offender registry in murrika = branded subhuman in the eyes of every employer

streaking when the internet exists = never going to get hired anyways, except as a janitor
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>>13983567
>>13983574
Aren't they made with molds?
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>>13983628
The article also says it wasn't clear if they even wanted to put them on the sex offender list.

And the other stuff sounded reasonable to me. Though I'm not from Murrica, maybe I'm missing something.
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>>13983623
but then you can't rub your 3d pokewaifu in 3d
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Can we please not have the sex offender argument again?
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I'd bet all of us would be put on the sex offenders list once a someone reads the stuff we write and do
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>>13983645
what do you want to talk about then? choose your topic

weed
cut vs uncut
gun control
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>>13983675
soda vs pop
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>>13983677
soda vs pop vs cola vs coke
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>>13983675
qt boys with small cocks in pretty dresses
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>>13983667
ya, i am pretty sure any competent lawyer could easily convince the jury after seeing the amount of cmc porn i have.
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>>13983642
The fact they were even considering is is horrifying.
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>>13983677
america: carbonated corn syrup water
everywhere else: carbonated sugar water
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>>13983629
I'd rather be a janitor than dead.
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>>13983675
How to remove homo from premises.
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>>13983687
I'd rather have boys with average cocks who think nobody could find them attractive
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>>13983703
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Pony should devour pony
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>>13983716
What a sweet guy.
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how do i get in touch with sentenal?
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>>13983730
Wait until he comes crawling back
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>>13983730
You don't
He'll slice your face off and wear it as a mask
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>>13983730
Skype.
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>>13983740

>Implying he won't send you a 500 dollar computer
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>>13983730
it feels like sentenal should just change his name and leave everything behind
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>>13983748
>implying you don't have to be 14 years old and get him to have a gay crush on your first
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>>13983748
The horror! Keep it for the actual Halloween, please.
>>
Was suicide anywhere near as common 100 years ago versus today
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>>13983768
Maybe it wasn't advertised as it is now.
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>>13983752
Not trusting random guys at bars to watch your drink is a pretty fucking reasonable behaviour change and I'm saying this as someone who has a vagina

Even if you don't think I have a real vagina, I have a figurative one because I'm easily offended
>>
I love it when people commit suicide


ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
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>>13983768
probably not, I don't think as many people owned guns and they weren't glorified.
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>>13983789
suicide by exsanguination is easier than suicide by gun

you're less likely to leave yourself a half-alive vegetable writhing in pain with a partially wrecked brain, or a sap with a missing face
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>>13983746
Not him but that won't work. When I just asked him to remove some parts of the logs because I'm not involved in this drama thing he just removed me.
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>>13983768
google shows the rate has been going down over time but the chart only goes back 70 years.

i cant believe the numbers were too accurate back then
>>
The celestia micro sucked.
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>>13983768
Pretty much

Suicides were far less advertized though
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>>13983789
I'd think there would also be a higher percentage of religious people and it was a sin to commit suicide.
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>>13983821
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>>13983811
Too bad, I guess.
Do you still care at this point? All the logs are out.
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>>13983829
The death penalty was common as fuck and getting someone to hang you would be easier than borrowing a sharp knife or finding a cliff to jump off of

It's not suicide if someone else does it. Make your crime minor enough and repent for it before death and your trip to heaven is guaranteed!
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcVT-Xy6t8
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>>13983847
Do you think God would really be fooled?
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>>13983858
God is a shitty policymaker. He leaves loopholes all over the place.
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>>13983874
But he can be really mean when he wants.
>>
guys

god died and went to equestria. there's only jesus now.
>>
Rarity

Is not

A slut
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>>13983889
It's cool yo.
J-man is cool.
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>>13983881
A ladies vagina isn't gaping darling, it's welcoming.
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>>13983890
YOU ARE RIGHT
SHE'S A WHORE
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>>13983906
http://wh40kg.co/rarity/
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>>13983857
>burn in hell hatfuckers
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>>13983906
What if there were hundreds or Rarities
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>>13983916
One is too many
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>>13983912
When is that going to get a proper /tg/ board anyways
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>>13983928
So hundreds minus one?
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>>13983937
Dude
DUDE

tgchan
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>>13983928
Wrong horse
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>>13983811
Apologizes for that error
I was in the process of editing the file
It was missing some days of conversation, so here is the complete one

http://www.mediafire.com/?7mcu0an8fyu2yzu
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Is green this pony's color?
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>>13983857
If Krabb can scrounge enough money to buy a new server, then yes.

I doubt it though
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>>13983964
hive of furry and circlejerk
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>>13984006
It matches her eyes.
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>>13983913
I'm partial to "stash can sit on my face any time"
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>>13984006
Sure
She looks good with a little white and purple on her too if you know what I mean
>>
Ironically, if men didn't fetishize breasts, women would be allowed to walk around topless all the time.
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>>13984006
>A hat and a hoodie

Why is AJ so persistent in trying to cover her beautiful mane and face?

Damn cutie doesn't know what she's doing to me.

And yes, I like the color of the hoodie.
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>>13984026
GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA
LET'S ALL PRETEND FOR A WHILE
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>>13984026
Ironically, if women didn't fetishize penises, men would be allowed to walk around without pants all the time.
>>
Women should be raped, and men should commit suicide. That is the way things should be.
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>>13983857
>cease
>faceless
man, this is old
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>>13984039
No one fetishizes penises. They're disgusting.
>>
Deaf Robot has left the game. (Disconnected)
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>>13984058
I take offence to that!

My penis is gorgeous!
>>
Being naked is dangerous. I don't know how ponies do it.
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what a slutty pone
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>>13984070
They're not really naked, they're wearing their coats.
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>>13984074
>My right hand is a pony
>And she's in love with it
>I'm the third wheel yet again
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>>13984058
I do, but only certain sizes

6" or less
>>
>page 9
I've not seen such beb
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>>13984025
Huh, so she does.
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>>13984074
that doesn't make any sense
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>>13984058
What fucking thread do you think you're in
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>>13984101
Cutest purely platonic friendship
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>>13984092
Do you "fetishize" them, or just like them?
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>>13984058
but that's wrong.
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>>13984107
>>13977715
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>>13984119
>>13984119
>>13984119
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>>13984101
oh you
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>>13984117
hng
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>>13984115
becaaaaaause...?
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>>13984117
Grey bouse
more ligue
grey spouse :DDDD
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>>13984113
I'm pretty sure I fetishize them. I fantasize about blowing average guys and I find it hard to get off to any porn with dicks larger then average.
>>
What's it like having aspergers. Not internet aspergers, but diagnosed seriously
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>>13984146
How should I know what it's 'like'? It's all I've ever known, I have nothing to compare it to.

People usually end up hating me because I said something wrong or mis-interpreted what they said.
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>>13984133
ur a homo :DDDDD
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>>13984146
It sucks.
You can't function properly in society. There are tons of situations you can't understand or don't know how to react to unless you learn how to, when it comes naturally and without effort for neurotypical people.
It probably depends on the severity, too. I'm just at the limit.
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>>13984146
You're subhuman in every way

It's comorbid with being unattractive and having an annoying/retarded voice
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>>13984203
>naturally and without effort
That's not true. Even as a normal person you go through tons of awkward shit and learn how to respond to situations like that.
I guess someone with Asperger can not really learn/understand it though but just memorize actions that resulted it a positive feedback?
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>>13984245
It's more about understanding non-verbal cues.

Sarcasm is often a problem.
>>
http://www.aspietests.org/raads/questions.php?show=c4c4a62310911&locale=en_GB

Well shit.
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>>13984292
When it was explained to me it sounded like someone who sucks at math.

They might be able to learn the solution for a problem by heart, but they can't understand it.
So they are fucked as soon as the problem deviates even slightly from the one they knew.
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>>13984245
Probably.
You're less likely to react positively to change, too. I don't know how to say that in English. Something like cognitive flexibility.

>>13984292
Not always, as I've learned. When I got tested, the doctor said that she'd met Aspergers who couldn't understand an ounce of sarcasm or metaphors, and some who were very fine with that.
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I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
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>>13984504
celestia would never marry an idiot who has been in the dead thread for over 30minutes
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>>13984545
I never close a horse unless it falls of the board.
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>>13984300
www.aspietests.org/raads/questions.php?show=3b26649f10912&locale=en_GB

That means I win, right?
>>
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